flTHE GAME OF QUOITS, CAN BE FLAYED ANY PLACE AND IS SPLENDID EXERCISE. It l a Very Aclet Ke;li Ta linf, mm Ha Hefclnnl-era Are -- In the M-t of As-H Tralwtag l or the Eje mrd las. Thwe are some games which hare never had their boom, and qnoits is one of them. Stiil, as nnthin? happens t3 the unexpected, it may be that the time is nearly ripe for qnoits to 1? taken oat ul its nndTVcd otenritv, to lie exalt ed t the status of a national game, to have wtvkly pi pew tiniiW aft-er it and to have ci.lnums ill tii spurting press U-vU-d ti tl.; l..ins f its hampi..n Stranger thins' have hap;-ii-d. Who. f.,r iiisLani e. wonl.l have said v. h.-n at the end of the bixti-s a few enerpretie FjKirtstiM-n went TvnbhlinK alxmt on bone l:.u.-in hi' -vi-les .vhuli it wonld have l.i-cu far e;ii r to push than to ride that at the i-ud of tlie century consider ate more than 100.000 bicycles would be iiianufjiturc-d tnnnally in Great Erituin alone and that a prett part t)f the initiation would adopt this menus of xxuioti. m 1 One cannot im agine that qnoits will over attain such iM.pnl.-irity the bicycle, but the un prejudiced jierson can ec no reason why it hhonlJ not become as favorite a jastiiue a Rolf, which a very few years aiifo waa almost unheard of south of the Tweed. (j -doits is ft Tery fine game, especially in the winter time. It is eplendid exer cise end trains the eye and the hand to act together in a way that few other Fports can d . for the very essence of it is acenracy of aim at a mark placed be 1 w the level of the hand. It has leen objected that throwing qnoits makes the player lopvid-d. bnt. aft-r all, that is e:-ily remedied, for there is nothing Ij pi even the player throwing the quoit with his If ft hand if Le so pleases, and such a change would make a varia tion in the mid alo aCord an ex--.-ll-lit methmlof liaiidicHppiii the of ni'ipial (Jnnitsslrcntheiis the tni!-! siiid hhoriMers. but it is nt a pas time which primarily demands ctreu;rth. A jrreat advautagp of the same is that it can be played in any suill space and that the ground need not le particular ly leveL Any ronjrh field or waste bit of ground is god enough for a quoits j.iuli. and i;o rolling or cutting is re quired to satisfy the demands of the most exigent. For cricket yon need a carefully prepared wicket, for lawn tennis and croquet a piece of tnrf like a billiard tal ie J.nd for p. .If the liest part of a wintry all to yourself, but for qnoits Von only need a few yards of ioU;;h !Tro?i:;d. ur.d Ton have .m R-.xxl a place tor thiouii. as tin o!ie cull -;-Mbly riipiire. I'eojdj ctrtainly mibt play qv.oiti more thr.n they do. bat the taking up f a pame is usually a matter of fancy, aud jerhaps two things ttand in the way of qnoits. First, there is an idea that it is a "rustic" sport and can only bo played by the ronh country lads, and. s;cond. there is the legend that the (,'sEie is derived from the -classical discus throwing, a suspicion whiih it must be confessed is enough to throw a ular on any well regulated frame. Xo treatise on quoits can lietrin with out the time honored jiedisrree f the quoit from the disens. Strntt. who lived at the end of the last century, of course dealt with it, and equally of course Le lraired iu the discus even if he did Hot invent the descent of quoits from the sports of ancient Greece. The thing, of course, is absurd. To make a discus, the artisan did not, in the words of the immortal Irishman, take a hole and put some iron around it. The disens was more like a flattened Dutch cheese and was a solid missile. Moreover, it was rait held in the same manner as a quoit, but was bowled underhand, in which indeed it alone differs from pulling the weight. That quoits is now played hieliy in the country is the fault of those who do not play it and bring it into fashion. It is no doubt a very ancient Englit-h game, aud its beginnings are lost in the mist of ages. Ilakluyt mentions it in bis book of "Voyages," so it was well known in tjueen Elizabeth's time, when it probably was one of the favorite sjorta of Merrie England. In some parts of the country tin rustics used to employ liorsesluxn for want of projierly made quoits, and there are districts in which the quoit is called a "thoe" even to this day. This gives ns the clew to the most probable origin of the sport i;nd hints that the first game of quoit was started by throwing old horseshoes at the hob or mark, and from this grad ually grew up the practice of having qnoits specially made for throwing. So much for the disens legend. As for the word "quoit" itself. Its etymology is more than doubtf nL and it gives ns no clew whatever to the origin of tha game. Shakespeare, who mentions every thing except tobacco, of -onrse has a reference to the gport. and as Hakluyt was a contemporary of his it may be held to show that the spacious times of Great Elizalx th were the palmy period of quoits. It is true that he does not speak of the sport in very reputable connection, for the only mention of it occurs iu the scene in which Prince Henry. Falstaff. Poins aud the rest were ia the Boar's Head tavern, iu Eastchepe, Falstaff, in giving a char acter sketch of the young prince, ob serves that he plays quoits welL but the context vfry clearly shows that in tjneeu Elizabeth's time at any rate quoit playing was looked down upon as the idle man's recreation, much as skit tles is with us. That fat Jack Falstaff. disreputable old fellow as he was. meant to imply no gol of the prince by his reference to quoit is very evi dent This is the only" reference to quoits in Shakespeare, and it is a libel, though the sting is taken out of it by the fact that it is put into the mouth of Falstaff. Physical Culture. HOW "HE GAINED COURAGE, Oarnl Chaffer's War f !!: a Reer it 4b1iIi aee. A youth of IS who was in the trench es at El Cauey carrying a pan was so l.adly frightened under fire that he went flat on bis face and was roundly Licked by his companions. General Chaffee came along and called to him, "Well, you're a fine soldier!" Then he looked at the boyish face of the kid, and bis face softened. "I seppose jou can't help it," be. said. "It ain't so much your fault. I'd like to set bold of the fellow that took yon iuto the ar my." By and by he put his baud ou the boy's shoulder. "There isn't so much danger as you thinlt for, ''said the genera L "Xow. yoa get cp and take your gnu and tight, ami I'll stand litre by yoa." ' The toy got up. sh&kiiig like a lei-f aud fired Lis liist shot pretty near straight into the air. "That's pretty high,' sui.'. the geu eral. "Keep cool aud try it a'aiu. " In three minutes that Lid was fight ing like a veteran and e ol uj a t acuui Ur, and when l.e saw it the neutral started on. "You're all right now, my boy," he said. "You'll make a pood sol :, r " "God bless yoo. sir, "taid tba jLt g ster. IT on saved me from ncrss tUau death. And be was pretty close to err ing when he said it. After a while the order csne to re tire front the trench, and soirtitre had to collar that kid and haul him wt by the nock to get him to retreat witu li:s oompany. And at that he'd got a bullet through the fie by part of his shoulder an hour before. Iu the rest of the fights there wasn't better soldier ia the comcaoT. Chicago Journal. First Member Musical Committee Does the new soprano't voice fill th church1 Second Member Hardly. The nshers tell me there are always vacant seats Id the gallery. Detroit Journal. HZ FACED 6RSAT DAN 0E Ft, fiat, ot Knon -u It, H r.ced Be las Cuuaiderni Brl, I noticed a couple of reminiscences as to my old branch of service. " said an ex-naval ofiicial to the writer, which reminded me of au incident in tny own career. . I was an assistant en piner on a cruiser bound from Kerf oik to South American ports, and our ship was telling off 14 or 13 knots an hour one day, when a crank pin came out, and the nest instant the crank was thrashing aronnd in a most recklessly unsystematic fashion. Everybody in the engine room and there were some men t,f considerable rank there just then, as it ha planed made a dash for the deck. Meauwhile I quietly took fonr or five steps and shut off the stam. Of course tile engines stopped, and then followed the delay caused by making the neces sary rejiairs. "It didn't occur to me that I had per formd any act of an especial character until the chief engineer informed -me that I was a confounded fooL 'Don't yon know your place under such cir cumstances, sir?' he asked, and when I answered that I thought I had taken my projier position he continued: "No, sir; yonr duty was to make your way as sxn as possible to the deck. With that piece of steel whirling and crash ing about it was one chance in a thou sand that a single soul Wvuld escape an instantaneous cooking, because if that thing had carried away the steam con nections yonr life would have ended right then. ' "'Well, I took the chance,' I an swered. " 'Yes, sir, you did, but you didn't know it, therefore it is not at all to yonr credit,' was the chief's answer, and it was so absolutely true that I couldn't for the life of me make any re ply. "Detroit Free Press. THE POWER OF WILL, lie AVnnied to Live Fonr IMjr. and llf Sarrrrdrd. It wc.Ttld l-e vain to attempt to d s rilie the sympathy for the poor and suffering which William Stokes conld throw into his voice, says bis biogra-, pher. One of the stories he used to tell is of peculiar interest, not only for its revelation of human kindness, but as a proof of the power of the will in pro longing life. An old pensioner was a patient of Stokes iu the Meath hospital. His life was despaired of, and. in fact, his death was hourly expected. One morning, having many iatients to care for and lielievirgthat the pensioner was uncon scious and past help, IV. Stokes passed his I nil without stopping. The patient was greatly distressed and cried out: "IVn't puss m by. docther; you iniist keep me alive for four days." We will keep yin as long as we can. my ior fellow," answered Stokes, "but why for four days particularly I" "Because, " was the reply, "my ten sion will be due then, and I want the money for my wife and children. Don't give me anything to make me sleep, for if I l.- p I shall die." Ou the third day after this, to the amazement of Stok-s and others, the patient was still breathing. On the morning of the fourth day he was alive and couscious, and on entering the waid Stokes saw him holding in his hand the certificate which required sig nature. As the doctor drew near the dying man gasped: Sign, sign!" The doctor quickly complied, and the man sank back exhausted and within a few minutes crossed his hands over his breast and said, "The Lord have mercy on uiv soul," aud quietly breathed Lis last. ' Wkrrr lie Rred It. When illicit distilling was common in the highlands, ther J was an old man who wei.t alxut the country repairing whisky pots. The ganger met him one day and, surmising that lie bad been doing re pairs at no great distance, asked what he would take to inform him (the gang ir) where he repaired the last whisky jot. "Och," said the old man. "she'll shust tak" hauf a croon." Done!" retorted the ganger. "Here is your mi.noy, but be careful to tell me correctly." "Och. she'll no Ml the gentleman a loe." Getting the money, the old mau qnietlv remarked : "I shust mended the last whisky pot i where the hole was." London Spare Moment. Inxmloii. "My wife is the most ingenious wom an who ever ftved. " said Kipper. "I believe vou," returned Nipper po litely. "But you don't know why yoa be lieve me." intimated Kipper. "To Ml the truth, I don't." replied Nipper, hiking bored. "Well. I'll Ml yon. We've been . married 1 2 years and lived in the same i house all the time, and this morning ! the found a new place in which to hide I ly slippers." London Standard. u YVoadrr Ryuii la iKnoraal! Russia, with her j Herniation of 129, 000,000, has only 743 newspajiers, but j little more than half the number pub lished in the state of Pennsylvania, which is 1,430. Of the 74U there are 5 si) printed in Russian. 6V in Polish, 44 iu German. 8 in French. 5 in Ar menian end C in Hebrew. No English newspaper appears iu the list The earliest known mention of the pianoforte was in a playbill dated May lfi. 17C7. The principal attraction was given thus: "Miss Buckler will sing a song from 'Jndith.' accompanied by a new instrument called pianoforte." Alout l.TiOd tons of iroir and brass wire are yearly manufactured in Drit tin iuto !:!.. A Baadl of Vtrifi, Volumes iu disconnected essays, ser mouettes and club papas Law tntu written ou the average American wom an's inability to keep still. he is usu ally a chatterbox if not of the ram bling, vague, wearisome sort, of the alert, chipper, pepperbox variety Let even wheu she is not a talker she is a fuss, a bundle of nerves, fnergy and restlessness, and this ia the era of Del sarte, outdoor qcrts and iced shower baths! Her idea of restiug is character istic She exploits it nucouscioutly iu the pretty parlors aud wri.iug rooms fitted np for customers iu the big shops. Perhaps she is elegantly diessed, lorg iieltecC veiled, faultlessly gloved and shod, arand with a card case for her af ternoon round of visits. She has proru-i7-l to meet Mrs. Blank at this shop at .chick, and she glides with a swish a;:d f.oj frou of silken skirts to wait i:i the empire parlor. She has been iu tijis empire parlor dozens of times be fore. She knows every picture ou the wall, and the i perfectly familiar with the trescoes ou those mantel vases and the desigu of the chandelier, bat she finds it impossible to sit still. She wan ders around the room, gazing iuteutly at the pictures, anxiously examining v. .).,..'., u - i j uciaiis ui i ud uiejiacc auu even opening the little writing desk to see j ( lid ninAnnknL, i . -. I. 1 1 . - I and down, her skirts brushing the ends of the rug np as she goes. Wbeu she walks back, she stands for a second t j push the rolled np eud in place with the tip of her patent leather boot. She sinks into a big chair aud watches the women who pass iu aud out of the room. She riba. gets up agaiu. looks toward the elevator, aud when the sees Mrs. Elank coming does not wait for her, bat sweeps off to niett her. New York Commer cial Advertiser. Persons who don't know enough to come in out of the wet are not likelr to be the salt of the earth for any lerigxh of tima Detroit Journal 1 TRAPPED BURGLAR THE NICELY PREPARED BAIT WAS EAGEF.LV TAKEN. It Cent the Insealoaa Mtl Wbo Bf vlpri tlie trhrmr JM T fVMI, and It et the I'oritlar Fear tun' Time. "Of cotirse'eaid the retired burglar, "a man iu my business is always on the lookout for traps and most of 'em he can circumvent without much trou ble. But men go b a lot of trouble and expense to lay trajM, and sometimes they get up something that is new and effective. I snpi-i that any man go ing into a dwelling house would be sure to l. ov. r the bureaus and dressing tables in the sleeping rooms. It was this well known professional habit no doubt that had suggested the idea of a trap I came across once, which a man had had built with a view to catching anybody that might stand in front of the bureau iu his room. "I imagine that this man mt.8t have been visited before and leen very much irritated by it, because he never could have gone to all the trouble and ex pense he did jast for mere protection there wns clearly some feeling in it. It was a handsome room, promising look ing from its richness, and when I turned my light on the bureau, where I went, naturally enough, to begin, I was not disappointed. There was a glitter of glass and silver in the bullseye, and as I swept the light along it struck a pocketbook that didn't glitter much, but that looked fat and comfortable, aud a watch that did shine, and, take it altogether, it made Die think that bere was the Lome of a man that didn't have to work nihts to make both ends meet. And so I set my lamp down on one end of the bureau it made me laugh, actually, to think that thre was so much good stuff there that I had t shove something one side to make room for it and put my bag down on a chair that was there and began cleaning the things off. "I'd just pnt the silver hairbrushes in the bag and had turned around to the bnreau again to pick Tip the pocket IxHik and the watch when 1 heard, or it seemed as though I felt, a little click, and just the faintest touch of a jarring or yielding under my feet, and the next instnnt, a long time before I could jump or do anything whatever, a piece of the floor under my feet about three feet square dropjed out from under me, and down I went. "Rut I didn't give up. by a long shot. I was an ahlchodied man, and my hands were free my lamp being then n the corner of the bureau and l iv lig on the chair and I wasn't go ing to givo it up yet. if I was going down a trai. The trapdoor was htmg on hinges on the side farthest from the bnreau. and I laughed to myself as I put up my bands and thought how easy it was to frrah on to the edge of the solid floor running along just in front of tho bnreau and haul myself up. Truly it seeuied like a waste of money, all the expense this man had been to to put in the trap without guarding against the chance of escape from it by just this means, and I already imagines myself climbing out as I threw up my hands, which I did before I'd dropped much laore'n half of my length below the level of the floor, gripping that firm edge very tightly. I was going to make sure of that. "And 1 got it airri;;ht. but in about a millionth part tf a second I became conscious of thd f;:ct that it wasn't stopping mo at :11; I was carrying it down with me. It was the front edge of iinoth 'i iiap cut in the floor under the bureau, hinged at the back and held up in place by a spring just strong enough to keep it in position. I held on as hard as I could, but if I had had iron fingers and steel muscles I couldn't have hehl on after the trap had swung down straight I went down like a ton of lead, and tho next minute I found my self sliding through a smooth board tunnel not much bigger'n enough to let me slide comfortably, and the next minute I'd been shot into a box or room alsiut seveu feet square through an other trap in the top of it that closed flush after I came through. 'Now, there was a situation for you. Me iu a square box of hard pine, ap parently in the cellar of the house, no opening in it anywhere and my hag with all my tools in it up there on the chair by the bureau and me down therewith nothing, not a blessed thing, to work with. But while there's life there's hope, aud I never should have thought of such a thing as giving np if I could have had a chance. But I didn't. i hadn't been iu the box two minutes before there was a slide pushed hack up pear the top ou one side, and a man Irxiked in. It was the boss of the shanty. And in five minutes the xdice were there, and then I found they had a dooi in this box big enough to get a man ont of. 'J have seen other traps aselaliorate. but none more costly. He had to cn his cirpet, to begin with, around the traps in this room. Of course that didn't cost anything much, but it spoiled his carpet, and then the cost of the traps Mid the -time contrivance, whatever if was, that was attached to the main trap that let me stand on it for a min ute or two In-fore it dropped, and then the shoot and the box and the whole business couldn't have cost a cept less than ?4J0 or $300. It cost me four years' time." New Voik Sup. The lloaeyiuooa, Ap early Anglo-Saxon custom, strict ly followed l y newly married couples, was that of drinking diluted honey for SO days after marriage. From this ens tom comes the word honeymoon or hop ey mouth. ae Straek It la Klondike. Mrs. J. A. Nelson of Hailey, Ida., went to the Klondike last spring and opened a bakery, which pays her a profit of (75 to $100 a day. She bought a claim which is paying well. Mrs. Ne sou is au euergetic woman who emi grated to Maho some ten years ago, married, and hs helped her husband develop miuiug property there. In Missouri a young woman who iu tends t ) raise bees for a living began with a single hive last summer. During the wiuter she removed it to the bouee, aud, as her family did not care for the society of bees, she established them iq her bedroom. She cays that tbey aie quiet, orderly, gentle companions, and that tiny all cciue to her baud as tame ly us so niauy doves. Many wotaen who heretofore ordered drpw made for them, because of the inviolability of getting a custom made gowu to fit and please, are buying j sidy made oretses this fall. The news that a "boss" recently kicked from his shop a nonunion cutter who bad ruined SO women's coats has alarmed the tailor made woman. AH who have "colds in the bead" ibould know that such attacks are often caused by germs, consequently are con tagious. They should therefore quaran tine themselves as much as possible, avoid contact, and be very careful not to touch towels, etc., that are used by others. The danger lies iu the nasal discharge. Ia London the women are blamed fcr tho proposed increase in the premiums ou the insurance policies of cyclists. It is said that women are much more reck less riders than men, and though they may not "scovch" so much, they dodge around corners and fly under the noses of horses la a reckless fashion. Jt is to be hoped that shawl shaped capes will be woru tmly by women wbo remain seated. As a walking garment thy suggest the scarecrow variety of deformity. first to orow oranges, Jeatta laaco4 Theia, Into Ike I'elicaa, Stale. The orange of Louisiana is an excep tionally tine variety of thai; fruit, and commands a good price in the market. The orauge was first introduced into colonial Ixmisiana by th Jusuits. hav ing ben first grow n by the meinVrs of tho society on their grounds, which formerly comprised that part of the city if New Orleans which constitutes the lower part of the first district, down to Common street. While St. Bernard and Plaquemines jsarishes are the chief centers of the orange culture of Louisiana, the fruit tlso grows well in the parishes of Or leans, Jefferson, St. James, St. John Baptist, St Charles, Assumption. St. Mary, Terrelionr.e, Lflfonrclm. Vermil ion, CauK-ron, Iberia and Sabine. The orange tree begins to bear at alxtnt the seventh year, although it is not reck oned to have reached its full growth until its twelfth or fifteenth year. The orange culture in Louisiana is probably the "most profitable industry of the state under favorable conditions, a full grown tree producing from 3,000 to 5,000 oranges, the fruit on the tree generally selling for $10 a thousand, and aa sonie of the largest orchards in the state yield as many as S.uOO.OoO oranges their market value gives a prircely income to the owners of the trees. Comparatively a very small acre age of the state is devoted to the growth of orange possibly -Jiot more than 2.000 acres. The sweetness, delicacy and juiciness of the Louisiana orange, the best of which are regarded in the markets out side of Louisiana as suix-rior to even the oranges of Cuba, to which ishtnd the fruit is indigenous, render the Louisi ana oranges highly prized in the north and west of the United States, so much so that the supply is not by any means equal to the demand. New Orleans Picayune. ABSORBED IN WHIST. A Game That foot General Donble tla a Kortnne. Not many years ago a famons whist game was played at Sudbury, Vt. two of the sitters in being General Double day and Henry Da r of the well known firm of Dater, Thompson & Co. It was something like 5 or 10 cents a corner; so yoa see it was easy for a roan to lose as much as $1.90 in an afternoon. Play began after the Sudbury dinner hour, half past 1. and lasted until teatime. The old roosters became so wrapped up in the game that nothing short of an earthquake could have disturbed them. Brokers in New York could do nothing to shake th interest The gome was played at the time of the historic Hannibal and St. .Tint cor ner, engineered by Keiiuedy, Hutchin son & Co., in the interest of their client. John Duff of Boston. Doubleday was selling the stock short through Van Schaick & Co., and at a quarter to 8 cn the eventfni day he received a telegram from his brokers advising him of the situation. The game was stopied just long enough for him t read it aud lay it aside. In 20 minutes a second dis patch arrived, was read and cast aside. Doubleday was winning at the rate of 35 cents an honr. What did he care alKiut Hanjiibal and St Joe! Later in the afternoon a third summons came from Van Schaick & Co., and at 5 o'clock a fourth. Then Doubleday arose and remarked: "Gentlemen, I have en joyed the game. My winnings are ex actly $1.65. 1 must say good afternoon, as it is necessary for me to take the first train for New York." The next morn ing his brokers informed him that he could settle for flOO.000. At the time the first telegram was sent he conld have settled for $25, 000, at the time of the second for $50,000, the third for $75,000. He had ample warning, but in the thick of the Sudbury game of whist he believed the rise was only a threatening flurry. New York Press. SCOTCH SIMPLICITY. The Maaon, the Bualdlaa: Arehlteet and a t'ori gtrirkea Lad. The Scotch are fond of telling stories which illustrate the peculiar simplicity of mind of their country people. This simplicity at hoist saves them from wicked guile. One of these stories relates that an honest mason once had a contract to build a small house of stone. He came early and liegan from the inside to luy the stone, working very fast At noon his young son brought him his dinner, peeping over the wall as he handed the basket to his father. With honest pride in his eye, the mason looked over to the boy. "WeeL Jock, boo d'ye think I'm gettin ont" he asked. "Ye're getting on famous, feyther," answered Jock, looking at tho solid wall in which there was no break. "But hoo d'ye get ootV' The mason looked around. It was true. He had provided the house with no door at nil, and he was on thj inside. He looked kindly and very admiringly at the boy. "Mon, Jock, ye've a grand heid on ye!" he exclaimed. "Yc'll be an archi tect yet, as sure as yer feyther' a ma son !" Another story shows how unsuccess ful as a thief the rustic Scot may be. Two yonng plowmen went into a gar den at night to steal gooseberries. The bushes surrounded a plot of potatoes, and as one of the lads groped about he got a handful of potato plums, which he quickly pnt into his mouth. Th'.'n he gusied to his comrade: "Oh, Jock, I'm poisoned! For ony sake, shove me through the hedge again, for I w audna like to dee i' tho auld man's gairden!" Youth's Companion. Ttliafoo la Casjaad, ISIS. When I was a hid, fully half the pop ulation of lth sexes, rich as well as poor, the lianker equally with the work ingmr.ri, were snufftakers. My first schoolmaster always carried his snuff loose in his waistcoat pocket, and in numerable were his dips into it with two fingers and a thumb in the course of the day, while the big gauffered frill which protruded from the bosom of his shirt was always thickly sprinkled with it We used to notice that he never seemed to relish one of his huge j iuches so much as immediately after having administered a sound castigation to some r.ijcitront pupiL On the other h::nd, there was little or no open air smoking, except in the case of laboring men going to or from their work. In this resjiect lucifer matches have something to answer for; but for them the practice of outdoor smoking wonld never have grown to its present enoimons proportions. Chambers' JunrnuL .m t or Xpert r fait, "Yon are just going ont, I see" Yes, on important engagement What was it you wanted T" . "It was about that little debt I owe you." "Ah. yes! Take a seat." "I was goiu to ask yon for a little delay" "Oh excuse me, bnt I'm already late." "I say. I was going to ask yon for a little delay when I met a fellow who paid up what he owed me. and'' "Why on earth dou't yon rit down? Will yon take a glass of wine?" Paris Figaro. Faith la Aarthlaff. "Aunt Josephine is a thorough skep tic." "She is "Yes; she ruts mucilage on the back of every postage stamp she uses." Chicago Record. F.lephanta Teeth. Elephants have only eight teeth two above and two below on each side. All elephants' "baby teeth" fall out when the animal is about 14 years old, and a pew aut fcTCWS. A SON 3. .k, v,at a better than t!jl. T 1J. fc&at la better tiiau tncf The ihouiihl hi, B has M Between tomorrow H't yttrrdar ; The full of tli tid nt h HT " " And a euil that eircU-ih eutllelr; The Lreuth troia a uJ winch biutn 7l.; A icit thiit hasteih iitvr x-rts to tell; If nui!I i he'ier thn this, rrr dear. J f-.i It net hT. I ta.i it rot lirre. -b'sn-H Tri: i ' Tb Lsnri cf S u-thire. JUST A CURTAIN FIRE. It 1aa la a Glrla noardlaa Sehaal and Did Coatallented Damage. A fire in a skyscraper may be thrill ing, but for dramatic episodes and un expected complications a fire in a girls boarding school surpasses it. The board ing school fire is usually what is known among insnraace men as a curtain tire, but a curtain fire in a girls' school is more exciting and causes more casual ties than au ordinary blaze anywhere One evening last week two girls, who ccupv a microscopic hall bedroom in a swell "np town school took tlie globes off the gas fixtures for hair curling pur poses and left them off, because it was easier to do that than to pnt them on rain. Then the irirls raised the window a trifle in order to cool the room and dntifr.l'.v sat down to write home let ters. The inevitable happened, snd when girl number one poised her pen in the air and glanced around the room in search of inspiration she saw the curtains in a blaze. She screamed. Girl number two looked aronnd and echoeil the scream. Then, with promptitude and disci etion. both girls fainted. The screams had attracted the attention of the other girls, who rushed to the seue and then did various and snndry stunts, according to their several dispositions. One fuinted. several wept a few ran out of the house, and the rest shouted for the one man on the premises. When he arrived, things looked rather hopeless. Cnrtains and woodwork wexe blazing finely. The floor was littered with prostrate forms, and when three gills have fainted on the floor of a hall lxxlroom there isn't much space in the room for promenading. The man picked his way across the prostrate forms and ordered all the girls who were not in a dead faint to leave the room, but they didn't go until he lost bis temper and spoke with a force which isn't common in boarding school circles. Then they fled: but. unluckily, there was an ene my in the rear. A vigorous nnd practi cal woman from Texas had been insyiir- ed to go after some water. Returning in mad haste with a large pitcherful of water borne triumphantly aloft, she collided with the retreating forces at the door. Tho pitcher struck the leader of tho retreat squarely in the face and knocked out two of her front teetli. whereniKn the injured girl made the fainting trio a qnartet and the water carrier dropped her pitcher and went iuto vioh-nt hysterics. Hvsteria, as boarding school teachers know to their sorrow, is contagions, pnd the one c.ise touched off the crowd. By the time teachers arrived upon the scene the fire was out. bnt tho survivors were in a bad way. It was necessary to put nine-teiithsof the school to lied and order wind-Hale doses of bromide. Even now the girls insist that they haven't recovered frcm the shock sufficiently to do hard studying, and the victims of the water pitcher are both under the care of trained nurses. As for the man, he gave up his place the next day and courtled to the cook that he waa going to look for a job in a lunatic asylum, where his boarding school exierience wonld be of valae to him. New York Snn. TAYLOURS AND SMYTHS. Ther Were the Commoaeat Tradra la the Thirteenth teatary. The manufacture of leather in the thirteenth century seems to have been important, showing that leather jerkins and breeches were commonly worn. We have 19 skynners, 40 barkars, 6 sad delers, 3 cordeweners, 167 son ters, (shoemakers) and 8 glovers. The snr nanie feuster is a trade name denoting a maker of pack saddles. The commonest trades are taylonr and smyth, since one lived in almost every village. The taylours number 407, of whom 140 are called by the Latin name of cissor. In addition to 261 smyths. several are sixvialized. There are two arusmyths, three lokesmyths, three goldsmyths, five flVrours (shoeing smiths) and six marshalls (farriers). The wryght wrought both iu wood and metaL The nuintier catalogued is Ifc'B. of whom t-1 are called by tho Latin name faber (French favre). one of the few cases in which the Latin transla tion of a trade name has loome a com mon surname. The wryghts' trade, like that of the smyths, was specialized. The arkwryght made the great arks or chests in which the clothes or meal were stored, and we find a plow wryght a wheelwryght, two shippewryghts, 1 1 cartwryghts and two glasswryghts (gla ziers), " who were probably concerned with the windows of churches. Glass windows in houses were rare, as ia still tho case in Sicily cr Egypt The bakesters are few (15), suggesting that families baked their own bread There are 20 butchers ( HesheweT. bocher or carnifex), whence Labonchere. while the surname potter shows that this trade was in existence. Tho fysshers (43 ), were opulent, being taxed la times as much as laborers. Notes and Que ries. The Tiaa. My introduction to this prince of the Pacific was on this wise: My brother and I were trolling for yellowtail off the island of Santa. Catalina. Suddenly out of the summer sea a flying fish the humming bird of ocean flashed athwart our bows and then, not a dou-u yards distant, tho waters parted and a huge tuna, in its resplendent livery of blue and silver, swooied with indescrib able strength and rapidity npon its fuarry, catching it. mirabile dictn, in midair. Iu n fraction of a second the deed was dot. The ocean, recording the splash of the leviathan, rippled ap? planse, and our questions pattered like fiail upon the somewhat hard under standing of onr boatman, a son of Al sace. "Yes," he said, his white teeth in curious contrast to a lean, bronzed face "yes. messieurs, that is a tuna, a 200 jounder. at least !" Pall Mall Gazette. Smoke One With Me. 'Do yon smoke T" asked the middle aged man. "Yon didn't two months ago. Yon oughtn't to smoke, my boy; you're too young and pot strong look ing. ' Then the elderly adviser started to light a cigar. "Have a cigar ?" he said absentmindedly, as he scratched a match. The young man took the cigar pnd bit off the end. 'These are very mild," ended the .leaker, presumably fur the benefit of his conscience "very mild, and won't hurt yoa any." New York Commer cial Advertiser. ( a par It r of St. Pant's. As many a. 3G.0O;) reonle have been accommodated in St Paul's cathedral, but that has lieen with teinnorarv trai ler ies. etc.. ervcted. On festivals only between 8.000 and ",000 people find seats. At an ordinary service abont 4,000 ieorlo will make the cathedral look quite full. Two rolata of View. "My "children," said tho poor man ladly. "are erring for bread." "Which shows, " replied the rich man Idly, "how much you have to be t lankful for. Now, mine are crying for bonbons." Brooklyn Life. Japan was original! v civilized br wav of China. Today Jaiian sends scholars cc t nieu ol science to instruct the Chi- riesa CroTM lr that n,pf r.t . .. ------ t.. jx irj;ruiuua which always get too much or too little iaau- Silica go rtecora " Th CIS W4" c' A good ctc-r7 U told amoug the Piod' ical men of CWUX was started by the victim himse.f. M i, a physician of considerable repot, and some im Ued attend a p-ent!eman of advanced years who was suffering from a riih complica tion of disorder The doctor wen to work with a will, and rr,-ently had the patient on th road to rM-overv. In f.v f two weeks from the fisss he toe tho case hs had him carci As ho l"ft the house. aftr annonrc in" that further visits would be unnec essary, the daughter of the restored man "accompanied him to the dT. Doctor." she sai- somewhat tremulous tones. ' I want to tell you" The doctor, who supposed she was anxious to express her gratitude for his skilled attention, waved her thanks aside. Don't mention it madari. be affably said We ulways try t do our duty." . . "Bnt. d.ctor." she persisted, "it is something that will interest yoo. I feel that" . "Say no more, madam I cried the doctor, much moved by '.he woman's agitation. "It is something I ronst tell you. doctor. " she continued. "Please listen. " The doctor halted with his hand on the knob. "Yesterdiiy." said the woman. "I was down town ami met Mrs. Pugsley. the Christian Scientist, and she told mo she had been giving father 'absent treatments' for two weeks. Isn't it just too wonderful?" "Good morning!" said the doctor dryly. Clc-vehind Plain Dealer. Fjrjptlan Uaaelnar In Kcjrpt. The genuine native dancing girls per forin in the little cafes that abound in the Arabian quarter. These places are usually small nnd alx.ut 30 men squat ted around the seats that line the walls make a full boose. Here tho Arabs come to smoke and drink coffee and hear the music, while in the center of tha cafe the dancing girls perform. The places are filh-d with the smoke of the nargile and ciga rettes, and the dreamy natives who lounge along the walls puff everlasting ly on, barely noticing the girls who are weaving aud swaying in the sinuous undulations of the dance to the time of a groggy tomtom and the mellow drone of a reed whittle. The dance is about the same as the one seen at the World's fair in Chicago, divested of most of its offensive trimmings. There it was do signed to startle and shock and come up to western notions of oriental depravity, while here on its native heath it is sim ply a' dance that is ns old as the coun try itself, and to those who have been accustomed to it through generations of familiarity it is probably as tame i;s the quadrille. It is only the dance rrepared for the tourist that disgnsts yon and makes yoa think tlmt the orient should be raided. Chicago Record. He ConlJn't Inderatand It. Bilkins and his wife occupied seats in the dress circle. The curtain had just gone np for the second act. the first scene showing the heroine in street cos tume. As Bilkins rested his gaze upon the woman his face wore a puzzled ex pression. Several times he took hurried glances at the programme he had ia his hand Ho became so deeply iuttrested that he attracted the attention of his wife. "What do yoa see that interests yon sot" inquired his wife. "She isn't pretty." "May. i -n't that the same hat that woman wore in the last act?" exclaim ed Bilkins. seemingly ignoring his wife's question. Mrs. Bilkins glanced in the direction of the staga "I think she is. " she replied, "but what of it?" "Oh. nothing, only it seems so odd!" "What does?" "Why. that she should still be wear ing the same hat. " explained Bilkins. "The programme says there is a lapse of two years between the first and sec ond acta. " Ohio State Journal Oar Florida Alligator, An illigator is not an attractive creature. He has not a single virtue that can lie named. He is cowardly, treacherous, hideous. He is neither graceful nor even respectable in apicar a nee. Ho is not even amusing or grotesque in his ungainliness, for as a brute a brute unqualified he is al ways so intensely real that one shrinks from him with loathing and a laugh at his expense while in his presence would seem curiously out of place. His personality, too, is strong. Onco catch the steadfast gaze of a free, adult alligator's wicked eyes, with their odd vertical pnpils fixed full upon your own. and tho significance of the expression "evil eye." and the mysteries of snake charming, hypnotism aud hotxlooism will be readily understood, for his bru tish, merciless, unflinching stare is sim ply blood chilling. L W Blake in Popular Science Monthly. flusters and Cata, Although court plaster is useful iq protecting small scratches or abrasions of the skin from harm, it should nut bo nsed over any considerable cnt or woomj in process f healing. These will heal finch fastc-r if simply covered with a. bit of soft linen held iu place at the ends with strips of surgeon's plaster. Xo Liking- For Aaaala, A little girl whose mother left her alone at night after telling her tiie room was full of angels was heard saying to her doll: "Now. dollie. yon mustn't be afraid. The room is all full of angels. It beats the dovil bow afraid I am vf angels. " Trained Motherhood Xatnralljr. "And yon say you ate horse steak in Paris? How was it served?" "A la cr.rt. of course." Cleveland Plain Cvaler Enirllah Penny Nat eta, Penny novelettes differ from on an other in externals rather than in in? teraals. The get up of tho better ort is peat and attractive. The type is clear, and the covers might even l called, 'artistic" in the cath.dip setise of the term. Tho inferior kinds are indiffer ently printed "on gray paper with blnnl type, "and there are many degrees of excellence between, tho two extremes, AH except one have illustrations rang jpg from the rudest cf woodcuts to the smudgiest of "process" plates. Of course the artist selects the most sensa tional incidents for his pencil to adorn. The stabbing of the heroine's father by the villain disguised as the hero, the kidnaping of the beroiue by Black Tow and his gang of gypsies at the in stigation of her jealous rival, tho horse whipping of the villain by the heio in faultless" evining dress these and their like natural'y present themselves as thoroughly smtable and congenial subjects. Blackwood's Magazine. Mallelona laterfrreaee. "I'll get even with that printer," said the editor cf the Plnnkville Bugle "if it takes me the rest of my life." "What printer?" asked his friend. "That tramp I took on while my wife was visiting her mother. I got a (10 writA tin on r. of rM YTiV.r vKs. 1.. ing his pipes for the senatorship, and I said that some day his little son would make as big a mark as his father, and uiai vuiam bxea it that the young 'an would 'be' as bi a msrk. tr " In dianapolis Journal. A laeleaa Wlik "Oh." sighed the poetic lady, "had i ine wings ol a Lira: "Don't!" protested her husband. "Don't wish for the wings of a bird. If yoa had them, some other woman would probably be wearing them on her hat before the season is over." Wash ington Star. Reyeri'.tle SeUa:ei The puzzle ed.Mr of lie r.o?i.!.n Truth oll'entl a prize for sentences making are whether read forward or bacfcuxr l and here aw some results: Scandalous society and life make gossips frantic. This reads backward: Frantic g5ip.iuake life and society scandalous. Apply the same rule to the others given below: I ilea slowijr fadlntf day; winds mournful Igh: Briht stars are aakii); : Flies owlet, bootiajc LoKling revel lilicli, N!,'".t .leure holding. Solomon bad vast treasure silver and gold things precious. Hsppy and rich and wise waa be. Faithful serv ed he God. She sits lamenting sadly often too much alone. Dear Harry: Devotedly yours re main I. Have you forgotten f JO check? Heply i uuiediattly, please, and band to yours Grace Darling. Man is noble acd generous often, but sometimes vain and cowardly. Carefully boiled eggs are good and palatable. Love is heaven and heaven is love, youth says. All beware! sas age, Trying is poverty, and tleetirg Is love. Badly governed and fearfully troub- ed now Is Ireland. Exercise take, excess beware. Rise early and breath free air. Eat slowly, trouble drive away; Feet warmish keep; blend work, with play. Adieu, darling! Time flies fast; sails are set, boats are ready. Farewell ! Matter aud mind are mysteries; nevermind. What is matter? Matter is Dever mind. What is mind? Mind is never matter. Honesty aud truth are good acd ad- miratle qualities as sympathy aud love are endearing traits. Politics acd religion avoid arguing ia. litre is good and sound advice. Yonr Best Interests Will be served by making sure of health. It will be a loss of time and money to be stricken with serious ill i) ess. Take Hood's Sarsapnrilhi and purify your blood. In this way all germs of disease w ill le expelled, sick ness and su tiering will be avoided, and your health will bi preserved Isu't this a wise course? Hood's Pills are the only pills to take with Hood's Sarsaj arillu. Price iii rents. American Butter Sing. Elgin, 111., claims to I the residence of the American butter king, iu the person of John Newinau, who was re cently elected president of the Board of Trade in that city. In all the world Le is probably the largest producer of that bovine gold which gilds the stalf of life. Every day he drives up from the pusture herds of .VS.OdO cows, and every morning he skims the cream from fxRl.Di JO ij'.wrts of milk, enough tlu id to sail a yacht in. "I suffered for months from sore throat, Ecltctrie Oil cured me in twenty four hours." M. S. (list, Hawesville, Ky. Scribble "My new book will be ou soon. I hope you will lose no tima in reading U." Misa Cutting "Indeed I won't. 1 lost several hours reading your other one." Wheellug II -gister. SOMERSET MARKET KSPOttr ..COKKECrEO WKKKLT Ul Cook & Beerits, TH'tdnexday, Jun. JS,t-!). (per tu ..50-7V AddIcs i urieii I evauoriio.! R Apple Uuu-er, p -r I roll, in r fc Butter. -( rresli per . (cmwu.-ry, per fi Beeswax, per n .. Cooutry tum, rw l Raeon J "tareiirwl tuuc, per ))... " j iU, per ! shoulder, . to so 10 to c v ? Der B I u" vy. per oua -. l-lilis, per St Coffee. green, t . IV ruasied, per .... .lie i Ji!norrmna, per bbl. . ri.tm to i.-.ii -em u Portlnud, perLbl iJ to t.iu Cortimes.1, per lb . 1 1,. per a. ."0,- FUh, lake herr!nB. $ b P" T0,n' ' I btl per Jo IM Honey, white dover.per t I5-l'c LarU, per B. 7 to lOr I .one, per hbl .., j MoluMea, N. tl per tfl nr onions, per hu , 7'. to $1.00 Potatoes, per bus ....:9)-sc l'ea ntj, evuporuuxl, per B S to Uic Prunes, per B s M lor .. peruui ,.fl..t PltUlwr. pti bul 1 e Dairy, J- bus sa.iks ' " 1J - ;,h 4 bui seek... T '"k Rait, anmrtil alussi. 1st) a ack. iuapie,per a gtoUt imported y.-llotr, pr E . ji wtiius, A. pr B SVV jsmnuloied, per Ik V , "uhe. or pulvertasrt, per B ' !-r Kal s.v maple, per irl o t,i ti Sugar. Syrup. Stoneware, trillion .. Ti I low, per it ,,, . 3 to megar. per wit' to- f Umothy.per bus . i q i clover. ier bus j Seeds, i crimson, per bus " I " alfalfa, p.ir bus S50 I " alyo, per bus 7 5, Millet, Oenr-an, per bus 1 I hurley, wtlte beardless, per hiiL 1 ffl I buokwhKt. uer bus Grain i corn shelled, per bus '" i'i , js uta.pK!rb4 ii t jh. rye, per but wheat, per bn. .... fvS bran, per l'O t .".7 SOe corn and uau chop, per MO tis-T. V 3. Mir, roller procesx.per til.l "3 xn M spring paleut and fi.ncy hlrfh irrude 11 a h -- A Feed Flour. I flour, lower ennle tr 11 a 11 a.i j), CONDENSEDTIME TABLES. Baltimore and Ohio fiailroad. Somerset and Cambria Branch. "OBTHTHD. Johnstown Mall Express. Rorkwood tl 10 a. m., Somerset U:.h4, u,vn,u.wn 12-tU. Uoot eravllle la, Johnstown l.uu p, a. Johnstown Accommodation. Rorkwood p. m., Komerw-t suyetoa ut,.v7. Hoov erville8:ls, Johnstown 7:06. aou-rawAait. Mafl.-Iohnitowa 8:30 a.m.,Hooverine!rl9 uSa""00 Bomerel Kockwood El,77IOhr'rtOW.r m- HooT,rvll!. 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