"IN LONDON TOWN." Yonder in tbe heather ihere'e m bed for eleep iau. Drink for on atbirst, ripe bUck'.ierriM to Ton-.ler tn t V sea tc merry liares ro leap-lne. And tin; w! 1 riear f" ttsvel wearied lev! Sorely thif.b icy feet, a-tnunrlng London high way , Ah. the sprinry bhm upon north woortl Thrcnch the railw strecta, tbe flocmj ;urf-s an-l Ijrwayt, II m! ie-B IB lie city, poor among tbe poor! London siiwts are rUd-ah, giv Be leave Kidst f rJ a:cci td traces la tie sotuxB unl .. LoiidoD water's ine. puored out fur ad un s:uv.iiiii , , God 1J the little brook that tumble a they rn.! OS. n-T lirart t fain fo hir tlie enft wind Mw in. ficBsMn tiiroub the Cr tops cp on northern f.;u: Oh, my rye's en-acbe to se the brown bum flou;n? Tlimi.j:h tLe peaty soil an3 tinklicg heather At' SiuMh In Qusrtier Latin. A I1USKIX LECTURE. ONE THAT WAS HEARD !N A NOTED L0N30N DRAWING ROOM. Famoaa Pn? ffkt Were Present a That Orrailoa, bnt Who Have since Tamed Aai-t'tr Mrs. Blak o. Ike lo.tea. Wwa t Happr. For Tears Mrs. O'Connor Morris Bish op's boo? io Prince of Wales' terrace was a reu;lezvocs of sotliors and jour nalists, cburchuien aud politicians, as veil as of FreDcu nitu and women of cistiiictioa. One habiiae was Mrs. Aa pu?(us Craven, a uiemiierof the deligbt Icl De la FYrronnays family, whom one kuows fo intimately Uirongh Ik r "Re cit d'Une .Stpur," and after ilrs. Cra ven's death ht r "Life" was written by Ur. C'-boj). In that drawing room in i'riDce of Walt' rrace prist thiucs were dcue. There cue heard Coventry J'atmore read aloud bis "Olcs" and Wr. Bcsltia lecture to an andience of paehts on the occasion 'f cue of bin last appearances iu geueral tociety. 'hat was in Jcue of the year ISS3. Tlie professor, as Air. Raskin was then commonly called aud the came scited Lira who was aud was proud to be a teacher had bad his firt-t iJlm-ss. and bis enruiug into the world again was something iu the utituro if a resurrec tion; stich at least it seemed to some, aud thtre was abcut tbe whole man a spiritual presence belonging only ' thote wbt) in cue way or ether are des to this world. During bis illuees . bad grown bis brown beard, aud bt thick trown hair was brushed cloee to Lis bead, which is abnormally fiat at tbe top, fo that at a little distance he looked like the picture of a hooded Cap uchin frinr. Nur would that descrip tion have been one be would wis-h to re pudiate, for the professor bad been dreaming ibauy divame during bis ill uesn and Lrfure it, aud once be had dreamed that be was a friar of .t. Fran cis. After that iu actual wakiug life he was iu Kerne, aud each day un tbe steps of the Fiuciu, within eight of the win dow, which slowly grew ciimmer iiig square" to the dying eyes of Keats, be used to iv6 alius to an old lecgnr uiau. Tbe beggar man once kissed bis liaiid, wberecpou the beuefactor all Kuglisbuian aud a professor though be was stooped down ou an impulse una kissed the beggar ou the cheek. Ou the uext day the tx-ggarcaiue to his b:'.giug with tears of gratitude aud with au offering a shred of the brown lobe which bad ouce been worn by St. Frau cis. Theu the professor remembered bis old dream, that be, too. was a Fraiicis cau, aud be set off to Assist aud to the couveut of St. Francis, where be bad liis reward iu a sight of the frescoes of Uiotto aud much more besides. Lot uow be was back for the inuuiect iu a Loudon drawiug room face to face with an audience of friends, it is years 'SO, yet what chauges, what endings, what tragedies come to miud as oue re calls that interesting group! Mr. Lowell was tht-re, mau of tbe world, man of two coutineuts, and bence doubly muu (iaue, yet also man of letters. Alas, ruundaue now no more! Matthew Ar uold was there, mundane, too, by tbe nieaFure of the man he bad come to bear. ICot of this world any more. Lord Leigbton came late, and caue ljte pur posely, nervous lest bis sensitiveness thould be shattered by some sally of that lecturer cf whom, as a critic, it bad once been said, "D n him, wby iloesu't be back bis friends?" That sen sitive presence is ours uo more. Nor is that of Sir Edward Burne-Joues, who suuued himself that afternoon in Kus kin's favor. Miss Jean iugelow. a trco woman aud therefore sure of Raskin, was there, but she is not here. Mr. Huttou of Tbe Spectator sat beside Mr. Kuowles of The Nineteenth Century, a contrast in editors, of whom oue is tak en aud tbe other left, aud others cf the theu young generation are of the elder now Miss Gladstone, great theu as a daughter, and Hallam Teuuyson, great theu as sou. He perhaps was a little bored by talk about "Francesca's Book," aud took notes cf that blue tie it the lecturer of which be was to tell ns iu bis father's future biography. The lecture was a good deal about Miss Frauces Alexander, that Aineriiau woman who bad then spent half her life among the peasants of Tuscany, studying their manners, their songs, their legeuds, their religion. Theu the lecturer spoke of children's books their ueeded giace, their imagination, their sweet mission in dealing with peace, dutifu!nesn aud iuuoceuce. Kite (Jreenaway, be said, bo adored, aud, catching sight cf cry L rd Leigbton, be congratulated Lim ou having so much of the Goth in hiiu that be cared to show the world tbe childhood cf a god dess. Lord Leigbtou was not sure how to take it, aud the prufesscr went on quickly to say that it was ouly wbeu Christianity was fully tuttrprtted to the iiatiotis that the womau aud child became tbe ceuter of all tliut was beau tiful aud pure iu iiature aud iu art. Coming to modern authors, Kuskiu with whom Mr. Ileuk-y would be oue for once paid homage to Dickens as a benefactor of the child, but no word bad bo for George Eliot, an author be had ecorued. Aud all this was gay It interspersed wita denucciutions of rail way bridges, steam printing presses, mowing machines and The Times ne ws paper. Mrs. Bishop was a happy hostess that afteruoou or should bare been, but when yoc cutgratalated her sLe ciily te plied. -Vhat a pity that Mr. Browning coald not come!" London Academy. Would Sn.t llrt. "Oh, my friends, there tit scce spec tacles that oue never fcrgets!" s-jnt a ?-Aurer after describing a KmLle aeci uent he bad witnessed. "I'd like to knew where they 1) 'em," remarked an old lady iu the au dience, who is always niiilyics Ltr glasses. Exchange. ' Olirer Tvl.i: Charles Martin, an Euglisb artist, lately quoted Dickens as telling hiai one day how the name cf c' ver .Twist bad suggested itself to bim Tbe author bad long puzzled his train to know what name to bestow oa the youthful parish fouudlicg, wbcu, cue day getting iuto oue cf Sbiliilwr's cm n:b08s then not long established tbe conductor slammed the door and sheeted out to tbe driver, "Go on, Oliver Twist." "Tbe singularity of the cog nomen etrock rue," said Dickens, "aud I said to myself, 'That's the name for my new bero. " Am Aalhorltr. , i ouutmaaa iosi .Mrs. Aiimosynas been married a number of time." "Oh, yes! Her lawyer often consults her ca intricate points of divorce Jaw." Brooklyn Litx AN INNOCENT SMUGGLER. IMnnanda BraiRkt la hy lertiaa Pmisr, They were talkiug of the t'AOOO dia n:cud Finuliiig case, and msny curi ous, bold aud huraorcrs covs f a simi lsr nature were reralled. One-maa who dees fjdd jb. at detertiTe work in the large department stores in the fail aud winter seasons tad lias similar work In ne of the Saratoga hotels iu the sum mer wsa an interested listener nntii all had told their stories, aud then, taking the hjrf smoked cigar from his month, said: "I kuow i,f si tig casa in wii-h the man who got the 'etui' past the cus toms offievr was ignorant of the crime and never made a cent ty the operation. "It is well known that nearly all tbe bis custom hone seizures are the resnlt of tipsgiveu by enemies of the smug glers. Letters ith either no signature or with maonfactured names are sent to the customs authorities with tbe in formation that John Smith or Mary Jones, passenger ou a certain Tesstl, should be watched for diamonds, drsss goods, laces cr some other valuable ar ticle which Srtiith or Jones will try to g, t through without paying duty. Sev eral ycvs ago a letter of that kiud was received, aud ou the arrival of tbe steamer the man was seen aud his Lag gage was carefully bearched. He had declared a few Swiss watches and some other articles of jewelry, but denied having anything else, and the closest search failed to reveal anything further. "A few weeks later I heard theseqael to tbe story, and that's the point I met a mau whom I have known for years, who told me that be cams over eti the same ship with a diamond smug gler, and that be had helped 'do the job, and tho fact worried him. "'We had taken the pilot aboard,' tbe man suid, 'and everybody was mak ing preparat ions for landing. I bad ouly a small trunk in my cabin, which was soon packed, aud I went on deck to get a glimpse of the papers brought on by the pilot. Oue of our passengers, au elderly German, whom I had met often iu the course of the trip and who was known oa board fur bis fouduets for penuchle aud his nuecr English, sidled up to me, aud we remaiuwl teigetber most of the time until we went ashore, Just as we were goiug ho handed me a couple of canes aud au old umbrella and asked me to carry them ashore because he had "za much baggage," " 'Our baggage was examined, and when we reached the place beyond the custom bouse line I happened to thiuk that I had left the canes and umbrella behind. I ran back and found them on the 3ocr iu a kaugagefaeap, the umbrel la a little rooro battered looking thau it had been. As we parted- my German frieid handed me one cf the canes aud 6iiid, "Bring dot to my hotel nnd I f'.iow you tmiict'ing," and be gave me the name cf a hotel in Fourth avenue mucii frequented by Germans. A few days later I called there aud saw tbe man. He was in high spirits, glad to see li-e and ta renew our friendship, lie told me that he would leave town ti e neit day, but Mould look me up when he came agaiu. I Lad already said good by when my host happened to remember that be wanted to "show lue some-thing," and be weut to a corner of the room aud brought out the bat feted umbrella. "He unscrewed the little ivory ban die aud showed me that tbe rod wsb a tube. Then he took from an inner pocket a leather wallet, opened it aud took out a number of tissue paper parcels, each oue of which contained a number of diamonds. The winks and smiles of the wily German told the rest, and I knew that I bad carried ashore and come dan gerously near losing a big consignment of contraband goods.' "A long time afterward it Lecame well established in customs circles that the man v.ith the Swiss watches and the mau with the rickety umbrella were oue ami the same, aud that despite the information given to the customs department the goods came in free of dutv. " New York Tribune. Veutle BlooSkaiadi. The following notes on the "apti tude" of a yontig English bloodhound, absolutely untrained, show the material which tbe tieed presents for develop ment. When a poppy, it uatcrally fol lowed its master Ly scent, patting i nose down at once on to tbe grass path f tbe ganlenr Later it was seen to pick up tbe scent cf its master 4 hours old aud run it for two miles borne across gravelly fu.itpaths near London. It was taught to amuse itself by bitting off bis track and finding him in a large wood, which it did very successfully, and on Eastbonrne downs ran a three mile course wbeu tbe ground was hard frozen and snow was lying in the Lollows. With a strong wind blowing across the trail it ran parallel with this, hot from SO yards to 100 yards to leeward, at such a headlong pace that it more than once went head over heels in snowdrifts. Like almost all bloodhounds, this was a gentle animal and very teachable, would fetch slip; -erg, "miud" babies', aud of itsownaccord struck up a friend ship with the police, whose fire at the "office" he frequently shared, and was poisoned, presumably by burglars, who had brok:u iuto several houses in the neighborhood. Loudon Spectator. Severe Itebake. Constable, tbe famous painter, once gave a remarkably instance of the sweet ness of Lis temper, which scarcely any thiug could ruffle. The story is told by Julian Charles Young, whose uncle had wituessed its incident. Ho called on Constable oue day aud was received ty him iu bis front room. After half an hour's chat the artist 1 10 posed to repair to the back room to shew him a larga picture ou which he was engaged. On walking up to his easel be found that one cf his little buys, iu bis ab seuoe, bad !ahtd the bundle cf the hearth bronm through the canvas aud made sa large a rent in it as to render its restoration impossible. He called the child np to bim aud acked him gently if 8 Lad done it. Wbeu the boy ndinit'vd biF act, CtiusUbli too!: L:ii. lu Lis l-L-ee it'd rebuked hiui in these unmeasured terms: " "(h, my dear pet! See what we Ueve done! Dear, detir! What shall we do to mend it? I can't think canyon?" rretty Sear Fleah. "An Italian prelate who believes himself a master of tbt English lan guage," says a correspondent cf an Eng lish paper, "was while an honored guest at a fumous college csked to preach at the high mass cn Snnoay. Bis discourse was diversified Ly neolo gisnis that kept oar attention alive, if they sometimes disordered onr gravity, which finally collapsed nnder tbe propo sition: " 'There are, my brethren, three ene mies cgaiust whom, all our long, we are bound to fight tbe devil, the world aud' (lor a moment he pondered carne) 'the meat' " neatrleta the Meaa. "There is one economical feature con nected with a tnrkey dinner in a fiat." "Wbnt's that?" "Tbe tat le isn't big enough for any thing Lnt the turkeT." Chicago Rec ord. 9n ladled. Mrs. Smarte says ber husband is tbe worst man that ever was to go shop ping. He's almost sure to get swindled every time. "Why." she says, "it was only t'other day that be bought a flute, and when it came heme, if yon '11 be lieve it, 'twas full of boles. ' Bostoa Transcript la Eataeaala. Husband My darling, when I am g iue, how will yoo ever be able to pay the doctor's bil-? Wife Don't worry about that. dear. If tbe worst comes to the worst, I wili marry the doctor. Medical Record. SUCCESS IS HERS. A riarlnaatl Wn l ho Haa Won t'imt With tier Broth. Cincinnati has furnished the genius aud talent fur many gn at. undertak ing" in the 'rt .kjucftjui -e!-rad hs. artists have given 1 1 world tU Ltstj wtarer tf the ribbon Legion- d'Hcuaeur cf Franco, a grat ftulptor whose work rests side by fide with that of St Gau deus; limners whose interior decorations have won scarcely less renown than those of the lat lamented Frenchman, Puvis de Chavaunes; have provided tho fira yontig colorift to iavadf the desert of tLa riahuta and the historical re- T" ' MRS. WILI.T BKTTT NEVVMAS. trerisof Jernsalem for extensive sub ject matter; tho creator of great spec tacles which wen for the Order of Cin cionatus mnch fame throughout the sp- etacle loving world, and now it is possible we may furnish New York or San Francisco with a school of art to be presided over cutircly by a woman cr women. The subject of the portrait a reproduction from a photograph by Somers Mme. Willy Betty Newman, is at present iu Paris, but a determina tion originating recently with her makes tbe matter of au ait school on the lines mentioned a strong future possibility. A letter received a few days ago in Cincinnati is authority for the fore going. Mrs. Newman is, as noted, in Paris executing some ppecial commissions for wealthy Americans. Au order from President Schawl) of the Carnegie Steel company of Pittsburg gives ber a wide choice of subject matter iu fact, leaves the choice of subject entirely to her judgment. Another order is lor the president of the Peahody Normal insti tute of Nashville aud still another from Attorney Joshua M, Dawson of this city. When these pictures are finished, Mrs. Newman will return to Cincinnati and outline her plans. Cincinnati Com mercial Tribune, Oat of Her Home. Good old Mrs. Gladslouo is no longer mistress of Hawardeu castle, and the latter henceforth is no longer her home. That is au intimation which will come iu the nature of something cf a shock to all the ui.iny admirers of England's grand old im;u on both sides of the At lantic. There has been a considerable amount of friction and unpleasantness iu tbe Gladstone family since the old statesman's death, maiuly in' connection with the disposition of his estates and iu the control cf the rroperty, bad feel ing being njeiidered iu tbe minds cf the sous and ilaugLtersof Mr. Gladstone by the altered position in which the widow of his e'dest son namely, the Hon. Mrs. William Heuty Gladstone has been placed by bis death. It is prob able that henceforth aud for tbe remain der of her days tbe elder Mrs, Gladstone will make ht-r home in Loudon with ber sou Herbert and be cared for and nnrsed Ly ber oumarried daughter, Helen. Exchange. The Atoerlcno Womao'o flab. Mr9. Anielij Gere Mason has written an article in Tbe C"'nry Magazine t show that the American Woman's club is the nineteenth cetitjry child of tbe eighteenth century Fieneb salon. She ays that "Loth represent a mania for knowledge a change of ideals, a radical revolutien iu social life and an unprec edented increase in the anthority of women. " She regaids tbe club, "not as a conservator of social traditions or tbe creator if social standards or a tribunal of criticism, but as a literary aud po litical training fx boo I, a maker of citi zens with a broader outlook into tho world of affairs, a powerful engine of moral force. Its greatest direct value in this moral force, which is tbe outgrowth of centuries cf sternly moral heritage, and rnns throngh all the avenues of life." Mme. Ioae la Private. In private life Duse dresses almost entirely in white. She wears no corset and does cot make np ber face even for the stage. Sbe has beautiful black hair, but she bundles it np anyhow and is ijnite prond of the one snowy white) lock that sweeps across ber temple. As to her character, this is what a gieat frieud says: "She is a charming woman, sincere, Lrave aud good. Her -conversation, when she chooses to speak, is star tliugly brilliant, but she is one of the wildest women I Lave ever known." liostuu Traveler, Wumea wtrra. This year women voted for congress men and state officers in four states. In Wyoming they have bad full suffrage for 2!) yoars; iu Colorado, for five; in Utah ami Jd:iho, for two. In Idaho, where the women took part in a catic ual .lection for the first time, the dispatches i ay that they showed great interest aud .oted in large numbers, but not "ou j.arti-ao iirrs." Everywhere women i how a marked tendency to vote for the beNt uiau, irrespective of I arty. Eloped in a Bread BatkeL The story runs that Lord Compton fell in love with the only child of Sir Johu Spencer, one of tho most opulent of London's meichant' itfinees, prover bially known at the tiitses as "Rich Spencer." Sir John Ly no 'means ap proved of tbe advances of the young courtier and positively refused bis con sent to the marriage; the course of true love, however, never running smooth, Ijord Compton devised a plan to out it siir John and carry off his lady love, says a writer in the "Pall Mall Maga- i zine," A bribe to Hie baker enabled him to disguise himself and deliver tbe loaves one morning; as soon as tbe bas ket was emptied the lady got in and Iord Compton was boldly carrying bis preckttia load down stairs, when be was met by Sir John, who, luckily not rec ognizing bim, gave bim & six-pence as a reward for being so early, observing that that was tbe way to thrive. On discovering the truth Sir John was (o angry that be disinherited bis daugh ter, and tbe quarrel was only made up through the intervention of Queen Eliz abeth, who invited bim to sitand spon sor with ber for a child, whom hep om-i-ed to adopt to find it was his own grandsion. "Wby not drop the fruttlet contro versy over the ending of the present century," sugge.-U the New York Her ald, "and take up for discussion tbe far more live question as to whether the coining year, l!00, should be writ ten MCM or MDCCCC? The bewil dering number of C'a in tbe latter would seem to make the former prf. r I'V, its brevity giving !t the soul of wft." mm 1 -;s k.-v Her Fair Booad Seek. Yonng women whose round white necks and perfect shoulders are their especial prida wear-tied about the throat tho narrowest bit cf .black baby velvet ri!:bni rtssfciq be had, on whieh a very em!l heart cf diamonds is strung. Tbs heart is so made of dazzling, close set little jewt.ts that no metal tbows any where, w hile another j :enr method is to striug on the ribbon a lozenge cf bril liant black enamel, with a small heart outlined on it in diamonds. Tbe whole ornament is no larger than a So cent piece,, bnt the effect against very fair skin iaci- -oiijfliraeutary comment. Women who a not in mourning and l.,e the watiit,tjf jet Lave adopted the pretty fancy ol udorning themselves with elaborate jei necklaces. With high necked gowns tuar. are wound four times abr.nt tbe threat and fall ia three loops on the breast as low bs tbe waist line. Jet beads, elaborately cut aud big as marrcfat jeas, compose these chains, aud every Lead is separated from the other by a small, thin dink of crystal, rery highly cut and polished. Ex chauge. Patti'a Yoanar Fyra. Tb birth certificate of AdelinaPatti, recently found at Madrid, places the time of birth of the prima donna at So Patti st 53 is still the admired of all tho world. Patti is still youthful, with eyes that are as described by a Berlin paper "absolutely young." When in New' York, not many sea sons ago, Patti told the writer tbe secret of ber yonug eyes. "I never read at uigbt," said she, "if I can help it. It docs not hurt the eyos to cry if yon sleep afterward. I batbe my eyes in hot and cd water, as feels best. I do (i great many things I "am told never to do. But I also observe cer tain rules. 1 never read at twilight or when hungry. I sleep fully nine hours, more if I need it I eat lightly many times a day. I koep my eyes free by not making them tired. That is all." Patti's eyes are tbe sort that shine. They are almost dazzling. Her lashes are abundant, a fact which the attrib utes to her habit of nightly anointing theai with a cream. fireakfaat Beveraitea. Persons who cauuot eat heartily iu tbe morniug ate common enough, but the woman who enjoys neither coffee, tea nor chocolate before luncbeou is an oddity. She has been making inquiries among bet friends aud has come to tho conclusion that originality and ingenu ity are at a low ebb when suggestions for breakfast beverages are iu demaud. Alkathrepta, cocoa and bronia, lime juice aud water, lemonade, barley wa ter and oatmeal water have been vari ously advised ns substitutes for tbe nsual drinks that cheer the early break faster. Milk is out of the question, as the puzzled woman declares sbe would rather drink liqnid quinine, and none of the other beverages appeals to her. At the present writing she feasts on baked apples and rolls, with drafts of apolli naris. But this is bardly a pleasant diet for a winter morning. New York Mail aud Express. A It lob Ulrl'a Hobby. A New York gill whose father is both wealthy and gtmrous is iudulgiug in a bobby to ber own satisfaction aud to the aid aud happiness of n number of othi-r people. Her beneficiary is the ambitions but impecunious girl student who comes here to jcin the noble army of ball bed room! t is. She has furnished a house plainly but comfortably, engaged cater ers, aud ber lodgers get the benefit of the low tariff that prevails when bare rnuuing expenses alone are aimed at. Her father encourages ber in tbe work and says that if this experiment proves successful be will Luild a house some what ou the improved Mills hotel plan for young women slmk nts who have no homes or friends in this city of joy and sotrow. New Ycrk Letter. Mother of a Maltilotde. On the death of Regina Diexner, which recently occun-' d at Werschctz, iu south Hungary, athe age of 111 years, her relatives inserted tbe follow ing notice in tbe local paper: "Filled with grief, we inform all relatives and frieuds of the decease, on Aug. 22, of our beloved mother, mother-in-law, grandmother, great-grandmother, great great -grandmother and great great great grandmother. " This was signed by 3 .sous, 2 daughters, 35 grandchil dren, 'JU great-gtaudchildren, 12 of tbe fourth aud 3 of tbe fifth generation. New York Tribune. Mother of Seven. Ernestine Sehnmumi Ileink, who is one of the notable strangers to be intro duced this season at the Metropolitan Opera House, is the mother of sev-u children and a young looking woman, who seems nowhere near the end of a professional or domestic career. It wae SO years ago, with tbe difference of ouly a few days, that she made ber debut in Dresden, but tie locked astonishingly youthful when she arirved here, in spite of the fact that with the rest of tSe company she suffered dieadfuHy ou ia voyage. New York Bun. Political Peera. When Governor Budd of California wanted to intimidate tbe strikers iu the penitentiary by the tlireat of the pun ishment most to be dreaded, be told them that the convict who continued to be unruly, would be denied the restora tion of tbe elective franchise. He would then become tbe political peer of worn au, which not even the convict now is. Woman's Tribune. Women Teacher. Tha New York city school board has adopted a resolution preseuted by the committee "m teachers to tbe effect that no luairred Vromuu may hold the posi tion of teacher iu the public schools. The bourd ruled further that it would interpret a mere iutentiou of marrying on the part of the women teachers as a resignation. Wi man's World. What a Whopper. They know how to tell these stories in Florida. A fisherman la that state pulled off" his boots and went to !ecp on tbe green banks of a river. An alli gator, obeying tbe keen commands cf appetite, crawled up and swallowed him. But not being satisfied with such a dinner, the saurian came up agiin in search of fie man's boots, when two trave'ers, faring thit way, dispatched him with their rifles when, "more dead than alive," the fisherman crawled forth, while the travelers fled in terror. While fie fisherman was having that Jonah- experience bis watch actually topped running ! The Eaicy Day Came. To young attorneys were talking in the postoffiee corridor the other day, and one of them said : "J-ck, I've sworn off smoking. Sort of a New Year resolution, you knw. I siippxe you have taken some sort of a pledge, haven't you ?"' "No," replied his friend. Not one. I tried it last year and it failed." ' flow was that?" 'Well, I hve always b?a a srt of spendthrift, at you know. S' last New Year's Diy I said to niysedf : 'Jack, every one else Is making some srt of a resolution, wby not make one yourself?' Si I resolved to save np a little mney for a rainy day. That aftermon I placed a ten dollar Dote creful!y away, aud the next day it rained. Baltimore Nt-ws." Cu-- cr ur, Fore threat, pulmonary tr!iMt". M.'r.arc'i over p-iii of every s. t- Ir. Th tins' H Jlccuio t):L Receipts ana Of the DIRECTOP.3 of th POOR the County of Somerset, State of day of December, A. D. 1S9S. WILLIAM WINTERS, Eq , Treasurer cf the Poor House and Huu- of Employment of Somerset County, Pa,, in account with tbe County or Somerset, State of Pennsylvania, for the year ending the -lst day or December, A. D. NO. RECEIPTS. 1. to amount rales ao receipts at Poor U..u;eln lrw5 To SMHoer County Oi Ur, No. , iSo, to balance a-coul.. Total auiouut EXPENDITURES. Ou door Expen es. No. ISy amount ptid for rtfll.fand malntennnce-ul door f 117 7 Maintenance children. " Inn-Hie l I 'union I- " Wcrncrsvitle - Cl'tUren at 1'olk A I. 11. Ho PirfU)r' iraveliiiK cipenw Ju-ticrc' and Ton stables' (m'h Medical attention to outdoor iiaupem... I'finveylnx oanl r pauper ('oiltim for outdoor paupers KUiroiid fare for outdoor puupera...- Tel'ftram and artbbivitu Visitor traveling expene- Pm! hnnolurv and witnewa fees faid otliv couutica - Expendituraa Toor IIouso Iroper. F!y amount paid for Dry roods and clothing rp'l' nd beddina; ..- - Wheat. Hour and meal " Applebutter - Kisli, beef and Uicou - " Salt and "...-. - tV)tT.-e an.l t fsutcurarid Molawea " K:ce and rnivkera HnMimft . -.. - spices and c-lu-eite Krult and c-anned fruit - Tinware and queenBWare " SihoeN ami leather. -. Vineenr, bona and onions " SNwmjre nd suitionery JllNtiev' fte . ... ... (onKtMhl'H' f-1 - - I'rugRand medic il examinalions.. - innilng- " roiHiw r - " Civil, oil and matches Jlunlware und earding .... ' Ice - - Farm Expens-. Iiy amount paid for Inip!emcnts... ' " HlackMuilhtut;... Hntare Kertllijter and lime " Sii'eds, plants nud tr'es Knight and threfblna Itepainand luinUT - " Live utock and p.mturv " J-'urin labor . Improvements. Ry amount pitld for Htone wnlka - Sitate roi'fi - " lnlnta and oila - " l'ertn and paintinK w Fire enrajii' and M-recna M lu-puirx and lumber " Labor Extraordinary Expanses. By amount Paid for Muwlmnn Fund Furniture Iniurnnce -. - Monev paid on agreeinents .. " Fleetrlc IlKht " Telephone iT lce 14 Kecord and clerking wttie-ment.- . Salary and Wages. t By amount putd Iirector ftohn 2 ' Peck " " Mhiimaker- 4 Attorney and Clerk L. .'. Colborn .i " Steward, Wlliiuin Iteuni " M .in.ci, Id.l Iteaiil 7 " Ptivaiciiio. II Si. Kiinmel 8 Clmplaln, rtlisia Hoover - Trwisurer. William W intera lit " , Jainlura. Frledllne and Keum II I'ooiii, Frliittine. siout and I'Uilippi.. 1J " llunpilul .HnpL, til mou sjiuuman 1 Hy uni oitil ouUlinditiff orJ -r of KIT (William tli-irni )!IIKCT0RS OPTflErOOR, I To amount entl mate for expense i Ity amount recel veil from County CommKiioner on order 3 Iiy amount unexpended to the credit of the county Directors' Individual Accounts. TTARRISOX G0IJN, Poor House Director, io account with Somerset 1 A Countv. 1 To amount p-or houe onler No, l,s, (or is-n 2 To amount poor hotti ordi-r No. 31i, for l'?i 3 By oiie year' aervices an director J. W. PECK, Poor House Director, in account with Somerset Countv. 1 To amount poor houe onler lo. 1""', for l? 2 To amount poor homae onler No SI7, for ins 3 Iiy oae year' service as dini-tor j SHOEMAKER, Poor House Director, in account with Som 1M. erset Countv. 1 To amount poor houe order No. lifl, for 2 To amount piair houe onler No Sis, for 3 Jty oue yeui's services as director We, the uiiders'ifncd auditor of the county "f Somerset. In the Commonwealth of Penn sylvania, do ccrti'y, that In pursuance of the ;ih cclion of the Act entitled, "An Act relnt iiiK to I'ounti-K. Towni.lilp. c.. pit-ed tli I " li day of April. A. I). Kit." we met at tlie ne.tt of Juxtice In the county of Soinemet, on the 2d day of January A. I). and after bein du Iv Kworn did audi', adjust and nettle the ncver.il account rettiired of uh bv law, ucreeHb:y i.i the seveml Act of AMmbly and e.iiplerrent thereto, according to the bc?-t of our jiitlmei. I and ability, and thai the foregoing are true and correct sluu-men ta cf the iLlicaii.g ac count, vt : 1. William Winter. E., Treasurer of the Poor House anJ House of Employment of Kouinrwt county, with the county of siomcrxi t. 2. The estimate account. 8. The individual account of the Ii rectors of the Poor and Houjie of Employment, with thecouulyof Somemeu ail for the year lSHf. The said Tre-tsurerand the IMn-ctoiN wen- duty summoned io appear b.'fore the.Au litors with their binik and papers, and lliey did uppoar aud produced their books, orders, bills, vouchers and paper. Iu testimony wbe-reof we have hereunto set our bands and seals this -7th day of January. A. li. 1SM. Attest: Ft J. ItOWMAN, (skai) A. C Holbeht, PKTKR SIPK, (skil I Clerk. JKIt&M'Ati KUO1s). ,skal) Count J- Auditor. Tie.... D0-VT '-VISS Philadelphia Inquirer FOR 1890. Pome of lh special daily feature include A 'poRTINfi PAUI", iiintriliuteil to hy a statT of th 'iit soortin? aiithoritii. A &TATK PAUI", io hich the every happening of interest ia every plai-e in Pennsi lvauia, New Jersey, Delawara and Marylnt:,! Is told ly apecial dispatches fiom nr iin n corresponitcr.b, A WOMAN'S PAGK, here very morning lhn latent fiishiona and every femi nine interest are cleverly dealt with in profusely illustrate! article. A CABLE PAUK, w here the doings of our foreign coutiriH are reproduced in apecial cable dispatches. BEST OF ALL ia THE SUNDAY IXQUIREU. Included in the Sunday Inquirer each week is a colored" section, with the best of pictures by well-known artists in brilliant color aud softeat half-tone. The ooloreJ section cf The Sunday Inquirer is not equaled by any other paper. The Sunday Inquirer Magazine- is contributed to by the very best writers, such as Cnnan Doyle, Rudyard Kipling, Robert Barr, Anthony Ili'iie aud Ian Macljtren. Besiides the brightest of short .stories and serials, there are tnmy artiule by eminent authorities on suhjeots relig ious, mechanical, literary aud scientitia Then, too, there are puzzles with cash prizes amounting to fVXt.OO. If yon. want to make your wiu profitable g ;t the next Sunday Inquirer. If you want a poaition in Philadelphia, an INQUIRER WANT AD will Cx it for yon. THE PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER ia Pennsylvania's leading newspaper in influence, enterprise aud circulation. The Ghost la Hamlet." . Not many years ago at tbe (Queen's theater, Dublin, during one of the late T. C King's engagements, "Hamlet" was being played to a densely crowded bGuse. The actor portraying tbe part of the Ghost solaced himself during bis long wait from tbe first to tbe third act by perusing the evening paper, usiug bis spectacles iu so doing. Being inter ested in some article (probably the "weijjhts" for an important handicap), he delayed leaving tbe greenroom nutil tho niciEeiit of bearing bis cne, when, hastily matching up his truncheon, be rushed upon thestae withort bis beard of "sable silvered" ox removiug bis spec tacles. A titter creeted bis nppt arance, lot still tbe fc.leinnify of thedurkeueri stae and the flue acting of Kiug us Hamlet prevented any great outburst cutil the Queen, replying to HatLlet's question. "Do yon see nothing there?" answered, "Nothing bt all. Yet all that is 1 see." wbeu a voice from uluft exclaimed, "Lend her jnur sjiccs, oi l Loy. " follow erl by aucther: "Hoc id your row Sere bv'sjLt iheui cn t i f o tr r?ave httn sUf." Corahill Majf.-.aj t:xpenuitui and HOUSE of E!Jri.OVMIM Pennsylvania, for tbe year ending Dr. S 9.1-5 Ju Dr. j ,ir7i' Cr. ect 4J1 -t'i VJ1 7 II in t;s W (H . 1 ' 31 1 ll 1 Vi ) I d i ii ;M a ti .I 17 7 1 . II 3r I Hi j I' ti ."iH III.' Ml 4ns 7 "i H."' SO 3i tMI lllti IX lot M 4n : 13 li il 71 . 31 ! . IS .' 40 1 1 i 1-t X ?.i Js .12 Ut ) f ! M 47 111 Hi Hi M 8 UU f 2..M 7 it 00 .i 70 I rt an in 7 17 47 -M l w 2lH lit SI Til S 7!4 1. 110 fit 121 ) lln W 1 11 erj ut V M $ 61u 7 J is ir.t -jh W ll llll 40 40 ( bji 7U I I1 75 .111 l .II ( 2 'jII l( .til HI JU ! 1 ill l 40 4ii (m 111! Ill to si Ml UO t IIS ID f IIS II) iii account with Somerset County. J luuuo ro sir. 7ii S7I -tl 5 lumi no $ lm v 00 UO 1 M 00 .') CO 50 10 2". on ii CO t M tW t ."i0 tK) It . ls!S . f C. 00 Z 01 $ .iO 00 61 00 S JO 00 Iu Germany there Is a custom of double riug ceremonies, in which the groom as well as tbe Lride is wedded and endowed with a band. These rings are always exact duplicates except iu finger me. This fashion is becoming quite popular iu this country. But in style the weeding ring is the same is our mothers wore. The Boston pnhlio school kitchens now number over 25 aud give instruc tion to nine than 3,500 pupil. The course occupies two years and covers instruction iu the general care of the louse us well us in cooking. Work of llrlpmatea. I was driviug throcj-h one of the best farming districts in western Ontario a few years ago 1 expressed lay admira tion "Ye." said my companion, who knew tbe country thorooKhly, "uearly all the farmers around here have second wives. " i "Why?" was my surprised iuqahy. "Oh," ho answered, "they killed their first wives making tbefarnil" lJntn Expositor. What She Was Told. x w wver---wttl WI th tt!t rheum. I also tell wean, ouu .vv. - " to!d ther jrssno medicine that could cure--. , ut 1 l;:an tatinj Hocd's Saisap.iH and it gsve me tr:.tb. When I had taken f.ur tot ties tbe salt iheum was cured at.d I have not had i: biocf." bill, Ta il rs, A, li. Amy, Brown- . Hood's Tills cure all liver ills. M:l el for 2V. by V. I. Hh.1 Co., Lowell M.ie.s. NT;V YORK TRIBUNE:. Recognized as a Leader of Repub lican Opinion. The N"w Yrk Tribune offer to the pul. lie newspaper which i at silii'.eiy represents! iv of the lt opinion of tb Keput li'-n party on all national issues. It is d:gnitied, strong, complete and pa triotic. Tho Daily Trihuno is $10 a year. The Weekly, $1, bnt can beoUained, in vn jnnclion ith various lecal i-sper, un more ad vi'Ucous terms. Tbe "Semi weekly is a year. A Newspsper and Msgszine both. The. Semi weekly TriUine. orii te.l Tuestlaya and Kridayaw is on of the lest (enerttl news paper in the conn try f;r a wide-awake farmer, professional nun, merchant, manufacturer or mechanic.. It savfVs the necessity of buy ine other news papers. Hanpplenienta admirably a lo cal daily; many people take it in place of one;. Tbs sfriiMilfural page will contain this year, in addition to recular features, a weather review, many descriptions of tbe actus! results obtained on small farms. and other matters of particular use) to gardeners, fruit growers, farmers, dairy men and live-siock raisers. Stories of the War With Spain. During each week the reader will find a column of 'tuectioim. aud Answers," letter from inrreond " in London in i Paris; a pspe devoted to science r:d mechanic; h tn interests and othe; things which interest women, including the "Tribune Sunshine Society;" hi.h-w g(Hu games of checkers; aseriea e-f thrill ing stories of actual experiences ia the war w ith Spain, written by soldier and sailors; and advance infoi matioti of new enterprise of imixirl im-e to inaniifaetur ers, mei-hanics and business men. Market Reports the Standard. The market reports will tie kept np to their present high standard. It is the in tention of The, Tribune at all time to add to them w hatever quotations will rpuder the-u of greater value. The finest com plitnent paid to Ths Semi weekly Trils. n ne is the fact that it erjoys tbe subscrip tions of a large, numlier of merchants, dairymen and farmers who dijjree 'if h it p!iliM.l sentiment, but w li tind its accurate market reports ewieotial to t!- proper c- nduct of their buainesH. It is alwavs ssfc to look st The Tribune before one buys or sells cotinirv produce. Once a week t here is a special market article on one particular topic Tictorlal Supplemant. With Friday's ou ruber there is an Il lustrated Supplement. 'JO to 21 paijes, printed on spicially tine paper, full of delightful reading, enlivened with from thirty to fi ty half tone, or other picture. Every reader admit that this Sup plement is equal Io n msjazine in it con tents, and better than a magazine in be ing quicker to lay la-fore its readers per fectly fnsh discussions of matters which are attracting attention. Sampls i-onie of Fri. lay's i-sue will be sent free on ap plication. The Supplement contains two page of humor; a fascinating letter front Ex-Attache, a gentleman who ha served at many of the great courts of the world, and w ho speaks of kinirs, emperors aud noblemeu from annul knowledge; bisik reviews: short stories; dramatic and tun sical criticisms: the line work of great architects and artists; letters from abroad; talk on M-ienti tic subject., new warships, etc.; gossip by pungent writers; and. in fact, the whole rang of higher topic in which intelligent men and women are deeply interested, and a profusion of lieaiitiful illustration. The Supplement I the cream of tbe whole week's work in Tho Tribune ollii-e. Clubs. Any reader who may tind it conveni ent to raise a club of sulwrilier f,.r The Semi-weekly Tribune i invited to do so. and to send to this office for sstnpl cop les, etc. THE TRIBUNE. 'OMKRSirT MARKET KiiPOitT. 7 COKKKfTKTJ WEEKLY BV Cook & Beerits. Widnaniay, Jan. 1.,ISP2. (per ha Apple i dried. Ih I evaporated .W-7.V te .IV 40 l. f B Apple u itrer. per al I roll u--r tb Butler. fresh ke, per ft ......... . 1 . 3 c ten rmniery. uer B . neeawa.1, per u ..... ic -country ham, per E 10 to 1 c Bacou. '"f"' urrl" u,n' -wr m ; ' e side, per &.. 1 shnuider, per - Beans. (11,.,"t navT- bu buna, per a ... lo to Si- V e . - IV J'C Coffee. iT'.V.r.'.,D.- -e, f J t'umberland, per bill. . St .' to l.-.ii ceiuei. j i.ortlHUd lM.r t u ... - . . . .. Corn m ea!, per lb JL'.e tzx, per am uc Flsh.lakeherring.J; Honey, wh ! le clover, jier fc.... I V-lsc Lard, per K 7 to Ilk- t.l rue, per bbl fl.u- Molassi-s, N. U per Kul t.-e Onions, per hus 7.-, p, H.ui fotatoea. per bus ...:-eic Peaches, evaporated, per lr . s to liic Prunes, per lb e l( 10c f.VYperbbl ..1.15 I PlUstmnr. oer bbl 1 ,si Salt, J Dairy, bus a.ioSs... . .ioc I " H " " ii- " 4 bos shc'ks.. t:ua 1 proand alum. Isu tb sacks s c maple, per D tow Imported yellow, per jje Suar. i Wfilic, A. per lb J. .,i-ev,r irmnulatet:, per E it line, or pu.venxed, per lb im- - I maple, per ial ...60 to 7'ic stoneware. irallon...... rixi'ow, perm s to ' Vinegar, per ira . ji, u, :jk. f uino.ry.pir bus Iio-ll.ijo 1 c'.ov. r. i-i bus ....'! , i ! Seeds. " rriiu-s.n, p. r bus i; S- aitalta. p r bus. ft 14 aUyke, per bus . 7 -.1 erman. ier bus , I br,r!ey. white beardless, per bus. I -.Ti I bucfe whe-it, per bus .. Urain . rorn beti.-d, pr bus 40 t-.w."- ortiH, per bus -.... ...mj t rye. per bus . r. A Feed j wlimt, per bus s.. 1 '.run, per leu cis... I corn an I osta rbop, per )) 3 I Cour, roller process. per bhl.. Flocr. .- h syn'iK ptui ana f-tn.-y ; flour, lower irrade per 14Cs...i;.:i. 1 nddlicira. I white, per b-i V-K . "-, .. ... CI ji- 51 CONDENSED TIME TABLES. Baltimore and Ohio BailroacL Somerset and Cambrta Branch. SOETByilS. Johnstown Mull Fxpre-. Flocksrorl 11: 10 a. m.. Somen-; tus. Stoyestown li!.diHoov ersville 1x6, Jonnktown l.-oj p. m. Johnstown Accommodation. Rock wood 5 U p. m., Homerset iw stovestownii.-OT, hour-ej-vUlsi;J8, JobcstowD 7:06. south wakd. Mail. Johnstown ::ma.m.,HcoTersvtlle8 1 ufoe"tWn Boa-eret itKi Buekwood E,tT'jJol,n,town ''Jt, P- m-. HooTersTtlln asjll, Suiyestowu 31, Hoiuerset li. Kock wisxl 4:15, Daily. F. D. fStiKRWtKiI). I B. MARTIN Pwuent;er Traflle Manugr. llenejal Managor. PENNSYLVANIA RAILKOAD. -ST(SlN STANDARD TIMI IN EFFECT JUKE 27, I8S3 OONPSKi SCRIDCLa. Tralna anire and depart from the station t Johnauiwo aa followt ; Western RxprMoa. ,, -Hith wiwrn Kxprewn. loimstowu Aroniunioiatiijn. Johnstown Areommodation... . 4-T.t a. m. . Si " :! t:VJ) " "J-tii p. m. Way Passenifcr - . Plttsburj Kx press Mail Ka-'t Line Johnstown Acootumodatloii.. . , UsrwisB. Atlantic Expres W--hore tip res . Aluiona Acco-nniodiion... Iay Kspresa. Main Line Ex pre V Ikmi: Accoujinoda tioo Mull i'fniw, i-e:iir r.xpresa.. 4 tt - ! -i;tl - j rll i -'5 " ts . n. i S.e) " ( v'i I 9 w i ..l'H " i 12? n p. m 4.M S j-) ., 7:11 . ao.jo " i Johnstown AeeomiiMdatioa. rniiuueipaia. tx press . Fast Lint u, l Snyders it reuire.:' a good selected stock aai a neat! arriajefj -y 5 room to do a brisk busiaeas. WE HAVE BOTH OF THEM. 1; 1 Pure Drugs i-j- Frc-ih aud good condition- g 1 lCOUlltlUll Anything not advertised, suk for i; ? g we are sure to have it. You arc always sure of getting tatl U y Lita 1 UUUUO ' H Trasses Fitted. All of the S kept ia stock. S'atifactioa guaranteed. ; . JOHN N. SNYDER," Louthers Drug Store) Main Street, Somerset, Pa. j This Model Drug Stcrs is Rapidly Beceaisg afe Favcrlts Trith Peopb in Search cf FHESH . AHD . PURE . DRUGS Medicines, Iye Stuffs, Sponges, Tnim Supporters, Toilet Articles, I'erf umes, &c. I TH IMJCTOR GIVkS rr.R.0AJ- ATTTIO- TO THE COMPOC5DIN8 OF Lomlier's FresGriptioDsiFamily ReceiI i OXUT CAB BklJta TAk3 TO C8 OSLT VRSSH AND rCBk AaTlCLIS. SPECTACLES EYE-GLASSES, j And a Full Line of Optical Goods always on hard. Frcn rz large assortment all can be suited. THE FKIEST BBMDS OF GlQfiES i 1 ways ou hand. It ia always a pleasure to display our o i-atft-rrlin nnTchaapM. whether they brj1 ' ! fiom" us cr elsewhere. J. M. LOUTH ER M. D. MAIN STBEET . SOMERSET. Pi Somerset Lumber Yaw ELIiS CTXN"jSrEN"a II AM. MA!CrACTCr.K A.-D DSAUEB A.D WBOLESA1.B ASU RlTAILES OW Lumber and Building Materials Hard and Sott "Woocls. Oak. I'oprar, Sldlus:. Pickets, ManU'ai Walnnt, Yellow Tine. Flooring. Sah. Star Rail Cherry, 8hina;Ies, loore, Italnsten. Chestnoti Lath, Uhlte Pine Blliadsu Aewel Poftn, i:te. 4. ceneral line of all (trade of Lumber nd Building aterlal and Rootnr 'att iP stock. Also, can furnish anything In the line or oar business toorder with reato" ble promptneas, such.as Brackets, odd-eWedworketr. Elias Cunningham, oncfi and Yard Opposite; S. k C B. TheN.Y.WeeklyTribune 4 BOTH ONE YEAB FORS2.00 Send all Orders to the Herald. THF N. Y. VYFEKLY TRIBUNE iSlrX Worel. eoiiiin-hei)slvean.l ieii il.;e marken n-porrs. able ediroriiils. ii,ten tina ' s aeientllieand mei'imnieal inform ui,,n. iUustrate-1 (ashion srlU-les, humorout pietun liiktru'tiveand eaWiUUnuj loevtry niemixrof every family. TUC Urp At n fives yoo all the local news, pnMtirul and social. k r '"' 'r . III- ULnnLu touch with vonr neit-hbors and fi it nds. on the fciriu smI i" "; 'r;. informs you as to Icrat prices lor fa m pri.iiuets. the ri'iKluioii of i-rof sn! pri.-V"-ver. and ia a brhrtii. newsv. weh-ume unrl IilIiiwi..i., v.'v visitor at "r " Ureshle. end ullorders to THE HERALD. SOMIRSIT. -. IT WILL PAY TOTI TO BUT TOCR Ilemorlal Work or WM. F. SHAFFER, 80MCJ1H3T, PEX.TA. Mitnnfartnrerof and Dealer Is Eastern Work Furnlsb-d on Short Notla iim m mi m Also, Ajeot f&r the WHITE EROXZE ! Persona la need of Mouament Work s-1 fl:id It to ttaer interii.1 to eu at roy ho where a proper i;owi!is( will be giren tl.t-m . . s..,nir,u in rvtlTfEf t a hr sv very lw. I iuvite rctM ti n ;c ?t Whits Brie, Or Purm lino Monartrts. rndncfi! l,y Rrv. M. A K r ... ..u. iiusviovetneni tn tbe T(.!r.t ot Ma!n:i,n ( u;i- rnci;,.i1.rd l b ! denned to t. ih p-uuiar ilonc n rrt ic r in 1 1 rritl il ui:. utrs us a ca'.i. Wm, F, Shaffer. Pharmacy I make it a point to k.vp ; ; largo nut; oi iri!M m j i Iu Uie waj of ' q : Call and have your cjc3 te-t., 3 best and most approved Tria -. B. SUUor. S01EESI1 THE GREAT NATIONAL FAMILY NEWSPAPER For FARMERS and VILLAGERS, and your fivo-itc heme p-Fer Tfia Somorset Ssnll SOMERSET, TA- f Trip- ( i a r -v. f uuu.iiiMio Li i 1 : l. Over 0OO ti -. i . - 3eaut:fu D tiitns tf XV I .".'- S- '- j 1 ' - " - -. v 4e a,r eh, T. I