The Somerset herald. (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, August 31, 1898, Image 4

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    T- fo ud tke Law.
Once it u etta'jUsbed that the nature
of the specie- i fen tie acd that every
dog it a Saw abiding and peaceable Bruno
then it boocie necessary, before liabil
ity for tlx vulgar transgressions of a
fierce Towscr can I fastened ou the
ovner. that be should have previeu.
knowledge of the usual ati w. to be
expected feature.
ThU ia called scienter. an-ltntil an
owner has thia knowledge of bis dog'!
tic iou-sness be is not respoiisiblci-cugh
fa tbe error of its ways not acting aa
U-cobim a gcDtleman of tbe dog specie
or a lady, aa tbe case may Us. To be
wore accurate and exact, once a dog
bas departed from the narrow path of
rectitude and demeaned itself in way
other than should obtain with a fctrirtly
proper and ppntle annual, and tbe own
er knows it, then it loses status and
cate and must be put down as a vicious
animal, and tbe owner keeps it at hi
peril. Lord Cuk-iidge, it seems, was
auxioos to reduce the law ou tbe sub
ject to a nicety in tbe way of succinct
ness and brevity, and be succeeded by
Baying that "every dog is entitled to
one bite. " and tbe case has specie- refer
ence to ferine lamb or veal. Tbe ex-
nresficu is varied by making it "every
W i entitled to one worry." Green
Bag.
Racial
A Swede and an Irishman, both of
them tolerably well known about town,
got into an argument in front of the
courthouse, and tbey began telling each
other how it was too bad that their an
cestors bad ever happened to ehed the
wolf robes and take to living under cov
er. When things pot a bit warm, tbe
Swede remarked that there was no
doubt in his mind thct the Iruhman
vould be entitled, by reason of his an
cestry, to join some of the pedigree as
sociations but for tbe unfortunate fact
that niort of those ancestors were hang
ed for stealing sheep.
"I suppose they did their sheep steal
ing with the understanding among
themselves that thiy were all kings,
and that it was all right to go over into
the next county and -teal whatever tbey
could lay their bands on," said tbo
Swede in conclusion.
"Yes, an be all accounts," said the
Irishman, "your ancestors lived in
kingdoms so very small that every time
tbey smelled a :-rckflh in the yard of
a neighbor they jumped over tbe fence
an got it, an if tbey pot back they made
a national affair cf it if there was any
j ursuiL" St Faul Globe.
Grotetq-a tipaat- Honor.
The Washington Times recalU a story
about tbe Duke of Wellington that il
lustrate the fantastic idea of honor
held by many Spaniards, contrasted with
the practical common sense of English
men. When the duke was co-operating
with the Spanish army in the peninsula
6S:.i"t Napoleon, be was desirous on
one occasion during a general engage
ment that the general commanding tbe
Spanish contingent 6hould execute a cer
tain movement on tbe field. He com
municated the wish to tbe Spaniard
persoiuilly and was somewhat taken
aback to be told that the honor of the
k:::g of Spuin and bis army would coni
jtr! i-i to refuse the request unless
Y c11u4.tr :i as a foreign officer gracious
ly permitu-d to exist and fight on Span
ish toil, should present the petition on
bis knees.
The old duke oftem used to tell the
story afterward, and be would say,
"Sow, 1 was extremely anxious to have
the movement executed, and I didn't
care a 'twopenny damn' about petting
ou my knees, so down I pumped!"
Laasiaoslty la Plants.
Many instances have been recorded of
Cowers being luminous at night. Tbey
only seem to do this on rare occasions,
Lence they are to be envied who have
tbe good fortune to wituess the phe
nomena. Though tbe writer has ol ten
endeavored to get fortune's favor, she
has never smiled on bun but ouce,
when be saw the phosphorescent glow
from fungi in a hollow tree, just like
the glow of a match when rubbed in
the dark. A German naturalist, Herr
Haggren, seems to have met with a
number of instances in bis country or,
rather, the night watchman be emplo;
ed did. He concludes the phenomena
are more likely to occur when it is
dark, after rain, following a 6unny day.
July and August gave the most in
stances. Occurrences began scon after
sunset, and there were uoue after dawn,
lie ecu Id not decide on the cause of the
luminosity. Median's Monthly.
He Tamed the Laugh.
President O'Hunlon of the Penning
ton (X. J.) seminary used to preach
every Monday morning at Ocean Grove,
and one of bis regular bearers was
a good Methodist brother who used
to shout "Glory!" whenever anything
pleased Lira. Onoo in awhile this shout
would come in at an inopportune bio-
went.
After Dr. O'nanlon had been preach
ing on Monday mornings for a number
of years bo arose one day to announce
bis text. lie introduced bis remarks
with there words: "Brethren, I have
been preaching bere at Ocean Grove en
- Monday mornings for a number cf
yeiirs, but some of these days when you
are gathered here I will be missing, for
the grass will be growing over n;y
grave " Just then the s outer uttered
a -hri'I "Oh. G-l-o-r-y !"
Sedate as was that congregation, there
went up a hearty laugh. Tbe doctor
was equal to the occasion. He put bis
hands in Lis pockets, leaned back and
said, "Well, brother, what have you
got against me?" The laugh was turn
ed, order was soon restored, and the
doctor preached with bis usual power
and acceptability. New York Tribnue.
Tha Americans la Egypt.
Americans occupy au important posi
tion in extending ' the prosperity and
civ ili ration of modern Egypt
Not only do they form at least ine
third cf the tourisU visiting Egypt, and
number some of tbe leading Egyptolo
gists, but the beneficent effect of their
missions and schools is everywhere ap
parent throughout Egypt. The magni
tude of their Christian operations may
be gathered from the fact that the
Egyptian miesion of tbe American Pres
byterians has 100 stations, 20 churches
and 87 schools. Ask a little Egyptian
child where it has learned its English,
and it will very probably answer, "At
the American mission. " The mission
doctors, too, are of much service. A a
English lady might have died on board
uur mail steamer had a telegram not
been sentto an American mission physi
cian, who came on board, attended to
ber and removed ber to tbe hospital at
Assi at North American Review.
Mr. Bo Sla Saubbea by Dtc-eaa.
"Dodd tbe Dustman," wbo founded
the barge race, meant to be tbe founder
of the Royal Dramatic college. He offer
ed the money to Benjamin Webster and
Charles Dickens and was not altogether
well treated in tbe matter. He was cer
tainly not an aristocratic donor, and the
sucrce of the money might have been
material for ridicule, but be certainly
merited more civility than he got We b
ster shelved bim rather shabbily, and
Dickens caricatured bim as "Boffin, tbe
Golden Dustman. " London MaiL
Will Care Hla Event-ally.
"I feel considerably encouraged about
Eluiher."
"Why. I thought you told me be was
iucurable that be smoked the nasty
little things incessantly, and they bad
given bim a constant cough."
"That's why I am encouraged. Tbo
cough is getting worse." Chicago
Iribune.
The Sheffield club is the oldest foci
t'l crgacuatiou in tbe United LCing
dem. It was . started in 1 855, and its
minute book for lf57 is still in exist
tece. -
Bariea In the Well S im He Dted.
Speaking of strange and sad occur
rences, none could be more remarkable
than the death and burial of Charles
Carter, a well known tanner reaming
near Russell. He was cleaning out an
old well wnea the quicksand suddenly
caved in ou biiu, leaving only bis bead
and chest exjofeed. When tte alarm
was given, bui-dreds cf peo.i .visem
bled and went eroicl!y to w .rk to
aire their neighbor. It was found that
nothing could be done toward removing
the sand about Carter's boay, so a par-
.11, 1 L-fll vm dni? and a tunnel run
from it into tlie old well, but even then
the bodv could not be removed so close
ly was it grasped by the sands. It was
found that a rope attached below Car
tor's arms would pull tbe body into
part without withdrawing its covered
portion, and that method had to be
abaudoued. Carter wss conscious and
talked with his rescuers, but at the end
nf 58 hours be died. By this time an
enormous crow bad gathered, and all
sorts of Blans were suggested for recov-
eriua- the bodv. but finally it was de
termined to make tbe well the dead
mn n's tnm h. and it was filled uo after
religions services had been held upon
its bri-k. Tbe well was 43 xeei aeep.
and perhaps no other Kansan ever found J
quite so strange a burial place. -van-
eas City Journal.
Dufcrnt Thtet
A Trench actress, traveling about the
counU7. bad nse ia 006 Der P1""
a lay figure, skillfully put together and
dressed in a traveling suit So says the
New Vork Herald, which proceeds to
tell a comical story about it :
At Marseilles it was left in tbe Ing
cace room with other things. Tbe curi
osity of two of the railway employees
beina aroused at the sight of it, they
took off the coverings and rolved to
-lav a joke on their comrades. Tbey
Blaced the figure in an nu;hir at the
desk fif the cashier and taut the door.
When the employees on night service
came, tbey opened the door and were
surprised to w a man sitting before tbe
cash box. They immediately closed and
locked the doer and ran for assistance.
A noliccman arrived, revolver in
band, believiHg, like the employees.
that be had to deal with a dangerous
tbief. He called on tbe figure to sur-
render and follow bim to tbe station.
As it did not obey the summons, the po
liceman shnt the door and went in
search of re-enforcements to surround
the place and thereby prevent the cul
prit from escaping.
The door was again opened, the arm
ed force entered, and it was not till they
bad suddenly pounced on tbe poor lay
robber that they discovered the juk
The CftQM of Laughter.
Bain 6upgests the explanation that
laughter is provoked by what be calls a
detrradatirn, meaning that we laugn
when we all at once perceive something
degrading, a trickery, a wef.ues or a
pettiness in some person or object which
we respect, as when tbe infirmities of
human natnre disclose themselves in a
person .f importance or when some
trivial affair occurs in a solemn cere
mony to drag us down or when the
wrong side of some great thing or some
great man is exposed.
"Tbo occasion of the laughter is the
degradation of a dignified person or in
terest under circumstances that do not
excite a streamer emotion. In all theo
ries of laughter the mere or less impor
tant fact is marked that the feel
ing of the ludicrous arises when some
thing which wo respected before is pre
sented in a mean light, for we have no
disposition to laugh when something
that we already regarded as such is de
picted as tricky and vile," Popular
Science.
Male Felicity.
"Talkinc about the humanity of man
and the feliuity of woman," said the
independent woman, "let me tell you a
little story of a man and a cat. The
story was told to mo by the wife of the
r.:m. who is : domesticated woman. It
seems that the family cat, besides being
1 1 a sportive disposition, had more in
genuity than most cats or understood
better bow to relieve the tedium of a
domestic existence. This cat caught a
mouse. Being well fed, her sporting in
stinct came into play, and 6be kept the
mouse to amuse herself with. That is a
feline custom, as you are aware, but
where this cat showed superior mental
ity was in hitting upon a place to hide
the mouse, thus protracting the amuse
ment. She ket it in an old shoe in a
storeroom. The man of the house dis
covered tbe proceeding, and was almost
as much amused as the cat Did he put
a stoD to it? No, indeed. For several
davs he fed both the cat and the mouse,
after which the cat would take the
mouse out for its daily exercise, to tbe
delight cf both conspirators Then the
man's wife found them out She took
the mouse awav and let it go." New
York Commercial Advertiser.
Sport aa a leveloper of Character.
Every now and then there crops out
in this republic the notion that if our
more cultured citizens were our rulers
that we should be much better off. We
verr mue-h doubt it If our more man
ly citizens could rule us, then no doubt
we should be better off. But there is a
freakiness and finicalness, an inability
to give and take, a general rubbing and
creaking of machinery among men de
veloped only on tbe one side of tbe
mind, which always everywhere makes
them objectionable as rulers. Boxing
is jast as likely to make a man meek
as looks, but if you have a bully to deal
with neither the boxing nor the books
will avail anything, and he Ix-comes al
most more objectionable as an editor
than as a prizefighter. Of course sport
will fail, jr.st as every other agency
will fail, with certain men. On the
other baud, for the great majority of
men, well conducted sport will teach
theai fortitude, gentleness, meekness
and fair play as no other agency yet in
vented by man can da Outing.
A Funny Mistake.
A servant lass at an inn once made a
funny mistake. Opening the door of one
of tbe rooms, she saw, as she thought.
the handle cf a warming pan sticking
out cu;r the font 'of the bed. "Bless
me," tbe suid, "that stupid Martha
has left the warming pan in the bed!
She might Lave set the place on fire. "
Taking bold of tbe handle, sbe gave it a
violent j rk. when up jumped an awak
ened traveler, shouting lustily: "Hel
lo, there! Leave my wooden leg alone.
wia you? London Fun.
OritfiteM Eaablema.
In a cemetery in a neighboring state
lies buried a family of the name of
Rose. Upon each headstone is cut this
flower, bruken at the stem, while upon
the babe's tomb is engraved a bud.
Curious ss this is in itself, however, it
is emphasized by tbe neighboring plot,
wh r- lies a family of the name of Fish,
who nave followed the example of tbe
Roses by having a small specimen of
tbo finny tribe cut upon each of their
gravestones New. York Sun.
Baried at fcnatlave.
"Tew students of Napoleonic histo
ry, says the London Chronicle, "are
I. ware that Dr. AntomarchL who at
tended upon Napoleon I during his last
illness at St Helena, is buried in tbe
cemetery at Santiago de Cuba. He had
a brother living in that island, and
after the emperor's death proceeded
thither and lived at Santiago, exercis
ing bis skill as an oculist gratuitously
among the poor. After bis death in
1&25 a public monument was erected to
his memory in the local cemetery."
Laea (a Early Baya.
"Yes," said Adam to Eve aa tbe twi-
light drew about the aged couple, sof
tening their lineament to a semblance
of youth, 'how well I remciut;r- tbe
day we niti ! Yon wore a diffident
air"
That was alL Indians pel is Journal.
Betrothal Kings.
Modern Greek pwtsmta exchange a
gold and silver wedding ring, and they
drink wine from the same cup. But the
regular ritual of tha Grwk church or
dains that solemn betrothal precedes the
actual marriage, ia which are used gold
and silver wedding rings blessed by
the priest, tbe gold ring being given to
the man, the silver ring to the voinan.
The form of the espousal ia l-"- tcpeat
ed. and the rings are placed cm tbe right
bands and then exchanged that no in
feriority may bo betokened by the wom
an wearing the silTer ring and also to
indicate a common ownership of prop
erty.
An Armenian mother usually cuooses
ber daughter's husband. After all busi
ness preliminaries are settled between
the families the bridegroom's mother,
accompanied by a priest and two ma
trons, visits the bride and gives her a
ring in token of espousal, and with this
ring tbe couple are ultimately married.
Among the fishing communities very
ancient and elaborate rings are used.
and they descend as heirlooms Iroin
generation to generation.
In Jauanese aiamag arranged De-
tween very young people the g;rl re
ceives a ring in evidence that the union
is binding. In Malabar an old native
custom seats both bride and bridegroom
on a dais, and a relative washes the
feet of the bridegroom with milk and
puts a silver ring on the great toe of the
right foot He then hands a gold ring
to his kinsman, and a necklace and
chaplet of flowers are put on the bride'a
neck and bead. London Mail
Korea's Sevea Wonder,
The seven wenders of Korea are: (1)
The marvelous mineral spring of Kiu-
shanto. oue dip in which is a sovereign
cure for all the ills that human flesh is
heir ta (2) The double springs which,
though far apart, have a strange, mys
terious affinity. According to Korean
belief, there is a connection under
ground, through which water ebbs and
flows like the waters of the ocean, in
such a way that only one spring is full
at a time. Tbe water possesses a won
derful sweetening power, so that what
ever is cocked therein becomes good and
palatable. (3) The cold wind cavern,
whence comes a never ceasiug wind so
piercing that nothing can withstand it
and so powerful that the strongest man
cannot face it (4) Tbe uidestructiDie
pine forest, the trees of which grow
up again as fast as tbey are cut down.
(5) The floating stone, a massive block
that has no visible support, but, line
Mohammed's eoftin, remains suspended.
(6j Tbe warm stone, suuaiea on me
top of a bill and said to have the pecul
iarity of spreading warmth and heat
'l round it (T) A drop cf the sweat of
Buddha, for SO paces round which no
flower or vegetation will fcrow, nor will
birds or other living things pass over it
Brooklyn Eagla
Saint Xorah and tbe Potato,
St Norali was a poor girl, says the
London Puuclvwho prayed St Patrick
for a good gift that would make her not
prond bet useful, and St Patrick, out
of his own head, taught ber how to boil
a potato. A sad thing and to be lament
ed, that the secret has come down to so
few! Since the highest intellectual and
physical life is dependent upon diet
since the cook makes, while the physi
cian only mends should not she who
prepares our pies be as carefully trained
as he wbo makes cur pills?
Certainly whatever may be the
knowledge or the ignorance cf the serv
ant in the kitchen, the mistress of the
house, be she young or eld, ought to be
able, like St Patrick in tbe fable, out of
her own instructed bead to teach Norah
bow to boil a pututo or breil a steak so
that they may yield their utmost of rel
ish cid nutriment
I'util she can do that, no woman is
qualified to preside over a house-hold,
and since few reach adult hie without
being called to that position in tbe
household of husband, father or broth
er, the legend ef St Norah has a wide
significance. Youth's Companion.
The Northwest Indian and Bia Way.
The Indian of the plains is a far more
picturesque individual than his brother
or cousin of the coast He does not erect
totem poles and bas no tim'jer for the
purpose if so inclined, but be is suffi
ciently spectacular himself without re
sorting to grotesque carvings and paint
ed wood. His saddle, with its leather
bangiugs and wooden stirrups, is in
it If a remarkable aggregation, and
when set off with bis goods and chat
tels tied in bags, rags, strings and
straps, tbe effect is remarkable. He
wears the cast off garments of bis white
brothtT in such original combinations
that he looks like the personification of
a secondhand store. Sometimes the
adoption of a pair of guernseys as an
external covering gives him quite an
athletic appearance. He wears his hair
iu Gertrude braids, and prefers ear
rings about the size of half dollar coins.
A mosnuito net or handkerchief is bis
favorite bead covering, and if he as
sumes a bat it is as an additional and
purely ornamental appendage. Detroit
Free Press.
The Itaa-aiiaa Alphabet.
There are but 13 letters iu the Ha
waiian alphabet These, with their pro
nunciations, are: A (ah), e (a), o (o as
in bo), u oo), h (hay), k (kay), 1 (la),
iu (moo), n Unto), p (pay), and w (vay).
Tbe missionaries added a thirteenth, t,
but the natives won't have it, and con
tinue to pronounce, for instance, tbe
unme of tbe root from which poi is
made "kara," although the nupsion
aries have it "tara." Every vowel in a
ord is distinctly scuuded, except that
ihe vowels "ai" are sounded "i," as in
English. Waikiki, the beach in Hono
lulu, is properly pronounced i
keekce." There is a great difference in
the speech of tbe high and low caste
natives. Tbe fir.-t call their island
group "Ha-va-ee-ee, " and the latter be
gin it all right with "Ha," but con
clude with a guttural gruut, and tbe
word heard most "Aloha," sounds soft
and beautiful on the lips of the first.
but is a lazy, good natured grunt as the
latter speak it
Alcha is in their limited vocabulary
at ence a greeting and farewell, a form
al expression cf regard and of deep
love. In tbe latter case it is it "Teased
in warmth and depth of meaaug by
modifying adjectives annexed instead
cf prefixed, as "Aloha nui," "Aloha
nui loa," or even "Aloha nui loa kea!"
and then it is time to speak to papa
New York Herald.
Bow She Woe oer the J a ilea.
A woman resident of Detroit relates
an interesting tale ct Kansas justice
years ago. It was after her wedding trip
that ber bus! and wes called to Kaus;ui
on business and a real estate tf-iakr, out
cf spite, bad bini arrested. The prisoner
was taken before a local juKiee of the
peace. Iho incensed Lnde insisted upon
attending tht trial, and while it v.m in
progress she so far forget btrstlf as to
deliberately level her ope ra glasses upcu
the justice, wbo dashed under the tulle
and shouted:
"Deperty, disarm that w men I"
Tbe officer secured the glasses and
cautiously laid them Left re tbe lungis
trate, wbo promptly Cued tbe ut!ii;au
tl.OoO for contempt of court. With
gracious dignity she asked tbe right to
defend herself, and, caiv.e cp to tbe
bench, she explained that tbe glasses
were not hsrmf uL and bad the justice
look through them, and after a few
pretty words of apology sbe presented
them to him. He bit tbe table a mighty
blow to rccouvene court, and Cued tbo
prosecuting witness 25 "fur insultin a
visitin lady and pent in contrariety ter
law ana etcrket" New York Tribune.
"Why," asked the lay figure, "do
ou call it a jimmy?"
Tbe burglar shook his head sadly.
"WelL" he answered, and bis re
gret was apparent, "I suppose I am
rather more familiar with it than I
ought to be. Yea." Detroit Journal.
Cot !-:";.
Tbe cockatoos const: tcte a branch of
the great juirn t family, and, with the
exception of the siicvlef which tuhabiU
the Philippine Islands, are peculiar to
tbe Australasian ti'gtou.
Leadbeater's eoc!s:too i ono of the
most beautiful t the gnmp. bis white
plumage being linked with rose mlor
W. T. Greene, the great aMtl-or.ty on
tageparrtfts, describes it aptly ws "rap
berry and cream" color but as bis
mental endowments are by no meaus
equal to his personal ttractiou be is
less popular as a pet thnn specie with
more intelligence than good looks. One
poiut in his favor must be mentioned
be is a less determined screamer than
the majority of cockatoo. This, how
ever, is not ying much. Ia his native
woods of South Australia Leadbeater'n
cockatoo is very shy and difllcult to ap
proach. Tbe "birds sent to Europe, no
doubt taken as nestlings in tbe majori
ty of instances, remain usually wild
and suspicious, though they bear con
finement well and do not suffer from
the cold.
At home in Australia tbe cockatoo is
not beloved of the farmer, and it can
bo well imagined that a flock of these
big birds, amounting often to thousands,
commit fearful bovoo upon the crops.
Hence it is shot down as remorselessly
as the sparrow in England when it
prows too numerous to be acceptable to
the agriculturist Like tbe rest of the
genus, this cockatoo usually makes its
nest in a hollow tree, where tbe ben
lays two pure white eggs. St Louis
Republic.
A W Ue Aaewer. ,
It takes but an ordinary man to re-:
turn an angry answer to au insult The
extraordinary man is be who, nnor
inch circumstances, bolus nimseir so
well under control that he controls bis
adversary also.
Persia once possessed fuca a man
and was clear sighted enough to make
bim a judge. He was tbe chief jc ige of
Bagdad in the reign of Caliph tlaaee.
and his name was Aboo Yusupb. He
was a very wise man, for be knew bis
own deficiencies and was actually
sometimes in doubt as to whether he
possessed sufficient wisdom to give a
just decision in cases peculiarly shroud
ed in mystery.
It is related of bim that on one occa
sion, after patient investigation of facts,
be decided that he had not sufficient
knowledge to pronounce on the case be
fore him. There was In Ids presence a
pert courtier, oue of those men who
take loug to learn that wisdom and im
pudence are not closely related.
"Pray, do you expect that the caliph
is to pay yon for ignorance?" he asked,
hoping to place the judge at disad
vantage. "I do not," was the mild reply.
"The caliph pays me and pays me well
for what I do know. Were be to at
tempt to pay me for what I do not
know the treasures of his empire would
not suffice." Youth's Companion.
A Fajeinatlca Stranger.
"A Worcester wan, " says the Worces
ter Gazette, "who makes frequent
trips toCurope fell in with a fascinat
ing stranger the last time he was across.
Tbe stranger, who may be designated
as Ferguson because that does not
sound at all like bis real name, was au
American, bis manners were those of a
gentleman, and he seemed to be well
supplied with money and to Know a
great many people worth knowing. In
conversation with the Worcester man
one day Ferguson said : ' Worcester is a
charming city, and I have Borne very
dear friends there, I presume you know
Coloucl E. J. Russell? He s an old and
highly esteemed friend, to whom I am
deeply indebted for many favors.'
"When the Worcester roan returned
heme, be met Colonel Russell one day
and in course of conversation remarked
that be bad met a man in Europe who
said that be was an old friend. Colonel
Russell thought for a moment and then
he replied: Oh, yes, I remember Fer
guson very well! I ought te, for be
lived with me for seven years onca It
was when I was warden of the state
prison at Charlestown, and I will say
that Ferguson was oue of tlie quietest
and best behaved prisoners that I ever
had.' "
A Last Opportunity.
The Chicago Record says that some
time ago a young organist secured per
mission to practice on the big organ in
tbe Auditorium. An elderly man walked
in and took a seat a few rows away
from the musician. The young organist
noticed him. and was encouraged to
"show off" and do a few tricks of play
ing for bis audience. He rambled on
for an bour, and the elderly man sat
there, apparently impressed. Tbe young
man tired at last and was about to lock
tbo organ when the elderly man ap
proached him and said in broken English
that be wished to play for a few min
utes.
"They don t allow any one but an
experienced organist to touch the iu
Btrunient," said the young mau loftily,
With a little gesture, suggestive of
meekness and humility, the stranger
presented bis card, "Alexandre Guil
in ant Puria."
Then it was time for the young or
ganist to swoon. He bad missed the
chance cf his life. For an hour be bad
been entertaining the great master witb
homemade driveL
Where to Carry Stamp.
"Business men have various ways of
carrying their postage stamps," said
tbe stamp clerk the other morniug
while sitting in bis chair at-the stamp
window in the general postoffice. "A
good many men wbo post their letters
here always have one or more stamps
about thera. Some of them carry their
stamps in stamp cases, but the econom
ical man carries bis stamps under tha
band cf bis hat or in his pockets.
"Tbe other day a young man called
for 'five twos,' and, putting one ou a
letter which be had to mail, be took
out bis watch and opening the back of
it slipped tbe remaining stamps into
the case. Tbey don't stick to the cover,
and that is about the best way one can
carry stamps if he bas a watch. " New
Y'ork Sun.
Feeuliartties of the I'ouuo.
Tbe opinion bas prevailed among
housekeepers that it is the good potato
which breaks open wbeu it is boiled.'
A scientist who bas made potatoes a
study insists that the good potato is the
oue tbut remains quietly in its coating
of brown daring all of the proeessee of
rooking. Instead cf the swelling and
bursting cf the skin being caused by
the presence cf starch it bas been as
certained that albumen is the substance
that causes this breaking open. An or
dinary potato is made up of three
fourths cf ita weight in water, two
tenths in Etan h and one-fiftieth of ni
trogenous matter. If it cracks and falls
to pieces during tho process of boiling,
it is deficient in albumen, and therefore
lacking in the most important constit
uent New York Ledger.
A Duma Stary.
Dumas tbe elder was rarely spiteful
to cr about bis fellow men, but one day,
wheu ho happened to be in that mood,
a friend called to tell bim a piece cf
news. "They have just given M. X.
tho Legion of Honor," be said. Then
be added, in a significant tone, "Now,
ran you imagine why they should have
given it to bim?"
"Yes," auswered the great dramatist
promptly. "They have given it to bim
because be was without it"
peed Precrean.
are you" getting along with
"How
your liousekeeping?
asked tbe young
wife's mother.
"Oh, splendidly 1" she answered. "I
have almost got so I can do things
to suit the hired girL" Washington
Star.
Utah has tbe only deposit cf pure
pcsiice ttcne in the United Statta
Oyany Duaeloc Oirla of efHIe.
In The Century Mr. Stephen Bonl
rites of "Holy Woe'i in rcviuo.
Ha says: On returning hoinewnrd
we cuter a gypsy garden, where, in
bowers cf jjisiuiue and houcysueklrt, tho
Gaditan dancing girls disiort them
ulve a tbey did in tbe duys of the
poet Martial. Peuthelusa is as i'raceiu
and as lissom today aa vrhjn, in tbe
ages gone, she capture! Pomjje with
ber subtle dance as when Martial do-
contort n:iii ber lienntiejl and graces ia
classic word ceuturiue ago.
Tbe hotel keepers in Seville are gen
erally very cartful to introduce their
patrons only to gardens where tne jwiw
dlerized tditious of the dance are per
formed, but I commend to those wbo
think they can "sit it mt" the srehaio
versious which are danced naturally to
day, as they were in the days of the
Cusars, by light limbed enobainers of
hearts and flau.enca girls with brown
skins and checks that are ix-n
side of the peach which is tamed to tbe
ripening sun, and in their dark, lus
trous eyes you read as plaiu as print tbe
story of the sorrows and tbe joys of a
thousand years cf living.
Kow they dauce atxmt wun im gnT
of houris, the abandon of ma'nadj or of
nha before Acta-on peeped, and
now, when the dance is over, tho mo-
moiit r.f madness rast tbev Cover til
eir
feet with shawls, mat you may uui
1. ..... J.:.,!. 1iau sm onit withdraw
seo
se-
UU T UUI11 1 J J . . - " ' - ' -
thn merrv circle
and sit for hours under tne oanana tree
croon inn softly somo mournful cuplet
in
the crooked gypsy tongue.
Joit Like a GirL
Tla is a very vounir boy. His is the
am when a lefry contempt for the oppo
site sex manifests itself, the contempt
which usually finds merciless rctriDU
tion ia later years.
His task cf watching the baby was
not as distressing as it might have been.
He had utilized the bassinet as a cra
dle and had found a place where the
flewr sloped a little. '
Tiohiiwl thn vehicle he extended him
self and with head on band proceeded
1
to read a story paper. An occasional
pull at a string fastened to the rear axle
imparted the motion necessary to keep
the slumLerer from waking, liut tne
baby soou bad its nap out and began to
cry. Tho boy paid no attention to iue
noise, and after awhile his sister came
to investigate.
"I snrnose von are coing to lie there
and wait for the baby to learn to talk
so it can tell yon what it's crying
about?"
"No:" he answered, "being able to
talk wouldn't make much difference."
"Why not?"
"Because it's a girl. Girls never
know what they're crying about It
just comes natural to them to do it"
Pearson's Weekly.
Biting; Finger Nalla,
The chief finger nail chewers of tbe
world are the French, and it was re
cently stated upon reliable authority
that nearly two-thirds of French school
children are addicted to the habit
Even for grown people there is hard
ly any habit, aside from the confirmed
abuse cf narcotics, more difficult to
overcome thau the habit cf bit'ng the
fiuper nails. It requires a strcvg s lental
effort and constant vigilance to do this,
for ome n person bas become thorough
ly ud licted to tho habit be does it un-etm--iously,
and is only reminded that
be is marring himself when he gets oue
of bis nails gnawed down to tbe quick.
All manner of remedies have been ad
vanced fur the cure of the finger nail
biting habit, including the placing of
injurious and bitter compositions ou the
ends of the fingers, but none of the rem
edies amounts to much.
The only way to stop biting the fin
ger nails is to stop. Tbe Americans are
next to the French in the finger nail
biting habit, probably because tbe
Americans, as a whole, are an exceed
ingly nervems people. A man who ac
complishes bis determination to knock
off bitiug his finger nails may, by in
cessant manicuring, get them t3 look
fairly well within a year or so, but fin
ger nail biting, if long persisted in,
rnins the shape of the ends of the fin
gers, and the nails can never be brought
to look as well as those of the persons
who permit their nails to grow as they
were intended to grow. Washington
Star.
Too Much For Wataoa.
Only once did Watson, when a captain.
never fail to punish a man for intoxica
tion. This was in the summer of 1893
at Boston, when the San Francisco
took tbe Massachusetts naval militia on
its first practice cruise. Among tho
regular crew was old Alexander Parker,
sailmaker's mate, who was never known
to remain sober when there was liquor
to be bad. When the naval militiamen
came on board a witty boatswain's
mate, while no officer was near, sang
out in an authoritative tone:
"All - yon men baviug whisky on
board lay below and turn it in to the
sailmaker's mate for safe keeping.
Many an.ateur sailors took tbe bait.
and in a few minutes old Aleck, sit
ting down below decks in his sailroom,
was surprised to have a vast collection
of flasks passed to bim. He received all
these as gifts with many thanks. He
was found a day after sound asleep in
bis sailroom. literally covered with
empty bottles of every size and shape.
He was finally taken before the captain.
to whom was told the circumstances.
"Parker." said ho sternly, "I have no
words with which to discuss your case.
Go forward." New York Times.
Asked For a Shirt and Oot a Wife.
During tbe civil war there was a cer
tain young lady in Georgetown wbo
found it iu her power to do a great deal
for tlie Confederate soldiers confined
in prison at Washington. Y'oucg, Lean
tifuL cultured, popular, cf a wealthy
and prominent family, she was fre
quently allowed admission to tbe pris
on, whither she always took her maid
with a well stocked basket of good
things for the poor boys behind the bars.
One day as sbe was passing through a
group of men in the common prison she
stopped and said to them:
"If there is anything you would like
to have that I can bring you, won't yon
let me know? I shall bo very glad."
One mau stepped forward promptly.
Ecwiug most courteously, he said:
"If yon will be so kind, I should like
crv n.uch to have a clean shirt
He was a young lieutenant from
Louisiana, cue cf the handsomest and
most elegant men I ever met, and when
that young lady looked up into his
brown eves the found it in her heart to
give bim much more than a clean shirt.
for she married bim as soon as tho war
was over. Philadelphia Times.
Cera Bread.
There is no more wholesome, palata
ble and strengthening article of food in
the whole catalogue than corn bread. It
is truly tbd staff cf life of the rural la
boring classes iu the south from year's
beginning to year's end. Among the
brawniest, toughest men in the country
are the hands wbo work on tbe turpen
tine farms in Georgia. Their regular
rations consist cf one peck cf cornineaL
five pounds cf bacon and a pint of mo
lasses per week. These articles consti
tute pretty ue-arly if not quite their
whole bill of fare during the time they
are in tbe woods cutting or chipping
boxes or dipping turpentine, yet tbey
are always well conditioned, hard of
muscle and in good spirits. Savannah
(Ga.) News.
Be Caderetoed.
After sho had studied tbe French bill
of fare fir a moment Mrs. Porkenham
of Chicago turned to tho w:Jur and
asked:
"Dees co rtjderstand Eenglese?"
"Oh, yes, I talk it almost like a na
tive," he replied. "I was born and
brought up iu Indiana."
After that sbe bad no appetite.
Cleveland Ltudcr.
f Real Mec' Number.
"I often hear of the nmgio number."
aid some one. " What uumber U it?'
"Why, nine, of Tour'," replied
some oue cl.-e, "There are nine musea,
yoo kuow, and you talk cf a nine days
wonder. Then you bowl at nine pins
and a cat bas nine lives."
"Nouseusn," broke in another.
"Seven is tbe magio nniulxr: .tn
heaven, dou't you know, ai"xl that;
oven colors ia the raiubow; sv-n days
In the week; seventh mm of a seventh
ongreat fellow, and'
"Tash. tush," remarked a third.
"Five's tbe number, you mean. A man
has five fingers on bis band and fle
toes on bis foot ud be baa five senses,
"Three is undoubtedly the magic
number," interrupted another, "be-
.. .. .1,. ..;,. t!ir..e i-tieert alld Jolisk
CaUHH jJeuyio 6"" " - ,
was inside a whale three duys and three
uigbta. and if at first you aon s uccee.i,
try. try egain three times you soe!'
This was received with some cou
tempt l-y the company, uud a soulful
youth gushed out;
"Two. oh, two is the magio number.
Oneself and oue other tho adored cue!
Tnit nil two!"
i h.fj feitnred individual, wto
had
ii.tr. .;, tj tlm conversation b
ith.
erto unmoved, here remarked in a harsh
voice!
'Tl.n m.nlx nninlier is No. 1 in till
auu ... ...
world, uud if you want to succeed never
forget it"
in i.nal i t dee thoneht on the
rt r nil fallowed, after which they
Li& V Ve. aa a a.-. 1
went in silently to supper. Brooklyn
Citizen. .
Jeaa Blchepia's Career.
Tho story of bow he came to adopt a
literary career is sufficiently picturesque.
For some time be bad pickea up a pre
carious livelihood by doing "odd jobs,"
Including such prosaio occupations as
that of bootblack and casual porter on
the Ouai Marseilles. One day he was
engaged by a gentleman to carry to tho
railway station a heavy truna. Arriveu
at the station, there was an iustant
mutual recognition. They were old col
lege chums. "What are you doing
here?" asked his friend. "Carrying
. a a J T
your trunk, 1 relieve. sain weuu.
"Why do yon do this?" "Because I
must." " Where do yon live?" "Come
and see," replied Richepin.
The future dramatist took his friend
to his dwelling a miserable room in an
attio in the poorest quarter of the town.
Upon the table lay scattered heaps or
manuscripts Jean's incursioua in the
realms of poetry when the more prosaio
duties of the day were over. Looking
through them, his friend was astounded
at their quality. "Why do you carry
trunks and blacken boots when you can
do work like this?" he asked. Richepin
had never given the matter a thought;
be had never deemed these products of
idle bours worthy of publication. Pub
lished they were, however, in a very
few weeks and created an immense
sensation. From that moment Jean
Richepin has never looked back. West
minster Goxetta.
Ti:e Widow's Opinion.
In one ct tbo suburban towns near the
capital jives a widow well endowed
with 'worldly goods, whose husband,
with a sort cf posthumous jealousy, has
guarded agaiust ber re-marriage by
providing that she shall lose all ber
property if ever sbo takes another bus
band. Sho Las been receiving attentions
for several years from an elderly Grand
Army of the Republic veteran. She has
been very good to him too. Once when
be wanted to parade with his comrades
she bought bim an expensive blue suit
with brass buttons on it He wanted to
marry her, but the will of the selfish
dead mau stood between. So after a
timo bo married somebody else. The
widovr war broken hearted. She recalled
the suit with tho brass buttons. She
recalled a hundred kindnesses shown
the old soldier. She bewailed his perfi.
dy to her friends.
"Why," said one of them, "what did
you expect? He wanted a wife to make
A borne for him. You couldn't marry
bim. So why do yon complain?
The widow wiped ber eyes.
"I know I couldn't marry bim," she
sad. "I didn't really want to marry
him anyway, but, yon see, it was such
a heap cf comfort to have a steady
beau." Washington Post
Aa Erratic Writer.
When Thomas Bailey Aldrich was a
small sularied clerk in George W.
Carleton'8 book 6tore on Broadway, Fita
James O'Brien was in the habit of
dropping' in to see bim, and one day
tan:e in rather more than half seas
over. Aldrich decided to take him
across the street to a hotel aid p it him
to bed. Cautiously and carefully le led
O'Brien, but before he had got half
way across a friend stopped him and
sked: "Why do you want to bother
with the fellow. Let him ga" "I will
not," replied Aldrich. "Ho borrowed a
dollar from me a few days ago, and I
can't afford to- let anytbiiig happen to
bim."
At another time, when be was net
strictly sober, O'Britu found himself
out cf funds. He wandered iat j a pub
Usher's office and asked for C5. This
was refused bim. Angrily seizing a
placard O'Brien reversed it and made
in bis letters on tbe blank side: "One
cf 's authors. I am etarviug. " Ty
Jng a string to the card, O'Brien placed
it around his neck and paraded up and
down the street to tbe great amuse
ment of a large crowd. He vas pf
course requested to desist, but nothing
stepped bis mad coarse until a (5 bill
was presented to him as a compromise.
San Francisco Argonaut
1 .
Barcoart'a BeaeonsOeld Anecdote.
Sir illiani Harcourt bas ono quite
nnique memory cf tho support he gave
in old days to the public worship repu
Iatiou act That was au invitation
which he received to visit Lord Eta-
consfield at Hughenden Manor.
.taking nis guest the member of a
family representing the ownership cf
broad acres round his minute demesne.
Lord Ecaconf field said, "Excuse tbe
vanity cf a landed proprietor!" Tbe
young politician accompanied his host
on Sunday to the village church, and
on the way thither was warned that
some hints of the high church move
ment had penetrated even that sylvan
solitude. "My friend, tbe vicar," said
the lord of the manor, "will take what
I call a collection and he calls an offer-
toiy, and afterward what I call a plate
and he calls an alms dish will be placed
ou what I call a table and he calls an
altar." Loudon News.
redima:-ed.
Counsel for tbe Defense Gentlemeq,
I appeal to yon to return this unfortu
nate to his little bome, where a teud-.-r.
loving wife awaits him, where his lit
tle children call bim father-
Judge (interrupting) I will call the
learned counsel's attention to tbe fact
that the accu.sed is unmarried.
Couusel (undismayed, coutinuing)-r-So
much tlx more unfortunate is this
poor rauu. who bas no little home,
where Lo tender, loving wife awaits
lain, where uo little children call hint
father! Fliegeude Blatter.
Tha Coed Old Joke,
Crier By the way, did I ever tell
you that st. jy about the end man and
the small bov?
Frier No, but several hundred other
people have told it to ma
Crier Nonsense ! Nobody ever beard
t before yesterday.
Frier Then it isn't worth hearing.
-tcston irauscript
The average attendance "at places of
Worship iu Euglaud and Wales is com
puted to be between 10,000,000 and 11,
000,000 persons. There is a place of
worship fur every 500 individuals, tak
ii.g tbe country all through, and a stat
ed minister for every 700. About SO, 000
sermons are preached every Sunday.
WkoUtale Lynoliinf
rual!y Judge Lyneb h atlued with
one, or at tbe moat two vhtimn. Wbn
he held Jurisdiction In CUf'rnl ",n
years ago he was aatlsfied with three oon-vl.-t.oo.
and that wan the hlgheat record
Of bia "bloody annUe" until last Tuesday,
wbea be had a foat day and swung up
five peraona two of bora were women.
Tbe Infamous act to-k plaoe at Claren
don, Arkanaaa, an unimportant country
town not fr distant from the capital of
the State. A white citizen of tbe town
named John Orr, a mau of local position
and comfortable means, had awakened
the jealousy of his wife by attention to
Mla Rachel Morris, a village coquette.
Mrs. Orr suggested to ber two negro fe
male servants tbst If her husband were
slain it would be a good thing. The two
ved this commiaition to their
three lover, and that nigbt Orr wa shot
to UwaLh through the window. Rachel
Morris, Mrs. Orr and tbe five negroes
were charged with the crime. The first
Humnl. tbe second committed suicide by
mimm. .Iviiie with her chila or inree
years bt-1 1 to her bret.it, and tbe other
were locked up. Until thia moment this
w mi Dxtraordluarr crime. It bad the
ordinary qualities of murder priuglng
from Jealousy, working in a oommunuy
of which Clarendon la only a type for
thousands in tbe South. Tbe people men
became excited, and golog In a body to
the Jil, took from It the five prisoners
and handed them. Philadelphia Times.
Pol tical Hots.
Ia Chester and Montgomery counties
the anti-Quay Republican are seeking a
fusion a ith tbe Democrat on the bams of
a division of tbe candidate for the Leg
islature.
e
In a laudatory notice of Dr. Enfield, of
Bedford, the choice of the Democrats of
that county for Congress in thia district,
an exchange guys: "He was the first del
egate from this Slate in tbe Chicago Con
vention to go over to W. J. Bryan."
e " e
Blairsville Courier: Colonel Stone says
that be U proud of Pennsylvania, and we
all believe that the day will come when
Pennsylvania will be proud of Colonel
Stone. All that it asks is that be be as
good a Governor as be baa been a Con
gressman. SOMERSET MARKET KEfOKT
COKKKCTKD WEKXLY
Cook & Beerits,
Wednesday, Aug. 24, 1S9&
fper bo...
..50-eo
Apples dried, t
I evaporated
..4c
..1.1c
Apple Butter, per gal
tooiie
lie
I roll, per i -
Butter. tnh ke, per
, IOC
I creamery, per B.
Beeswax, per so
15
country ham, per t 10 to 12c
Ryin.J'"?'"' uu.,. - "
i ai.iu Tn art
8 to so
10 to So
DOc
.V;
Coffee. "-rLT
lie
Hie
. I Cumberland, per bbltl.Xi to l.iti
' ( Portland, per DDI
tlM to 4.0U
Corn meal, per B
le
Lcica, per uoi
oc 1U-1
FUh, lake herring Q bbl.lper 30 Ibl
Honey, white clover.ptr .... li-l;
Lard, per B .. 7 to 10e
Lime, pert bl l.(l
MoiaHnes. N.O., per gal e
Onions, per bua 7 to tl.u)
rotators, per una ..... .wc
Peaches, evaporaUxl, per to H to l'ie
Prune, per B 8 lo lOe
. I prrr uui . . i . i
PlttHburg-. per bbl 1 .(H)
Dairy, bus sacks . --"
S " " one
" 4 bus Hacks... XJ.-6
Salt
I around alum, lit) lb sacks
ma pie. per a . lotto
im pone- yeoow, per
white, A. per t .... 6',c
Sugar.
rrnnulnted, per ....
-'
t?uu or pulverised, per ...(
per cal 3uc
maple, per gal t0 to 7oe
Syrnp.
stoneware, vallou He
Tkllow, per to S to "
Vlnear, pergai u e
umoiuy, per uua ai.ou
clover, per bus fH.Hi lo
criirmon, per bus 4.0
- alfalfa, per bus t0
,lRvkd ir hiiA 7 rd
Beeda.
lllllet German, per bus 1.25
barley, wniie Dearaiesa, per Dus l..
burkwbeat, per bus... . itc
corn shelled, per bua. .. 4 3 to 4 -oata,
per bua..'S -l c
rye, per bus title
wheat, per boa. WJ
bran, per 1U0 to H."
corn and oats chop, per l0 to
'flour, roller proce-s, per bbl.. I.7V4 a)
spring patent and fancy
high grade 5
Grata
A Feed
Flour.
I flour, lower grade per ls.?l,4W. V)
I white, per luO
Uidd!ln-lrd,per 100 tos Kir
CONDENSED TIME TABLES.
Baltimore and Ohio Hailroad.
Somerset and Cambria Brtnch.
KOBTHWaan.
Johm-lown Mall Ex preaa. Rock wood 11:10 a
m., Komeraet 11:., Htoye-town U:0-, Uoov
eravtlle l.-utf, Johnstown 1:UU p, m.
Johnstown Accommodation. Ruck wood 5:15
p. m., Moineraet i.'W ssioyeotownl.u7, jtloov
envillr&lli, Johnstown 7:116.
gOCTH W A&D.
Mall. Johnstown 8:30 a.m. .Hoovers tile 9:1
K mves town 9-JS&, bomeret lt&i Bock wood
10-0.
Express. Johnstown p. m HooversvlUe
Sut, Htoyentowa .V.", bomereel l:.! , Book,
wood 4U&.
Dally.
D. B. MARTIN,
anagvr of Passenger Traffle.
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD.
c aa-rcon it.nb.id ti.
IN EFFECT NOVEMBER 29, 1837.
OOHDKNSBS SCH CDCLB.
Train arrive and depart from the station at
lonnatown aa ioiiows:
west aar.
Weatern Ex premi
Southwestern Kxprena
fob natown Accommodation.
JobnHtown Accommodation
Pacific Ex preKa....
v sy Paaengcr.
Pittpburg Expreaa..
Mall
Fast Line
Johnstown Accommodation.
BUkSTWABD.
Atlantic Vrprtm
Sea-shore Kxprees.
A I loon a Accommodation..
VJi a. m.
. S:J
. 8:24
Day Express...
Main Line Expreaa....
..115
Altoona AWfimmrnlnllnn I MI p. xa.
Mail r. x prvi . , , t:i:i
Johnstown Accommodation..
Philadelphia Express
:5o
7:11
rasi ua..
10-JU
KEFFER'S IEV SHOE STORE!
MEN'S
BOYS'. WOMEN'S. GIRLS' CHILDREN'S
SHOES, OXFORDS -4 SLIPPERS.
Black and Tan. Latent Styles and Shapes
at loweat
--.CASH PRICES-
Adjoining Mrs. A. E. Ubl, South-east
corner of square.
SOMERSET, PA.
HUMPHREYS'
WITCH HAZEL
OIL.
CPilea or Hemorrhoids
Fissures & Fistulas.
Burns A Scalds.
I J Wounds & Bruise.
Cuts & Sores.
Boils Si Tumors,
Y Eczema & Eruptions
Salt Rheum & Tetters.
E Chapped Hands.
Fover Blisters.
Sore Lipa 5c Nostrils.
O Corns & Bunions.
Stings & Bites of Insects.
Three Sues, ajc, 50c. and $lxx
Sold by dragglsta, r ssnt pna pa Id on receipt of price
at scat tit-ate. 111 a 111 e ., t
4 ra a. m.
, nntt -
6:2 "
MO -
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I Snyders Pharmacy.)
It requires a g ccd teltcltd Elcti .ids itttly amigcd Mcr
room to do a brisk business.
WE HAVE BOTH OF THEM.
I U1C JJiUgO large line of Drugs in a IVe,
5 Fresh and Good condfcion.
Prncrrmtifm CoalPOGndil1 w0 re nnc-iied
1 1 tyOUl 1 U L1U11 Anything not advertised, atk for it,
we arc sure to have U. You are always sure of getting hie best
f 1 n T Pnrt4 o Glasses fitted to suit the eye.
UpllLdl UUUUo Call and have your eyes tested
Trusses Fitted. All of the best and most approved Trusses
kept in stock. Satisfaction guaranteed.
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i Druggist,
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Louthefs Drug Store,
Main Street, Somerset, Pa,
Tliis Uedel Drug Store is
Favorite with People in Ssarcli cf
FRESH . AHD . PUBE . BBUGS,
Medicines, Dye Stufts, Sponges, Truses,
Supporters, Toilet Articles,
Prrfumes, &c.
IH DOCTOa OIYE MCR!W!CT. ATTENTION TO TBI COJmCHDIS OF
LoiWs PrescripiioBslFainily Receists
GftCAT CAB BKIXQ TAMS TO T OKLT FJSH AKB WU AaTtCIJCa.
SPECTACLES, EYE-GLASSES,
And a Full Line of Optical Good, always on hand. From geeb
large assortment all can be suited.
THE FDIEST BMKBS OF CIGAHS
always on hand. It is always a pleasure to display our goo3
to intending purchasers, whether they buy
from us or elsewhere.
J. M. LOUTHER M. D.-
MAIN STREET . - - - - SOMERSET. PA
Somerset Lumber Yakd
UaatrvACTuaaa i.d Daa-aa Aab WHOUtsaLX I'D Ra-ratuta or
Lumber and Building Materials.
Hard and Sott "Woods.
Oak, Poplar, Siding.
Walnnt, Yellow Pine, Flooring,
Cherry, Bhlnglea, Doons
XUh, White Pine Blinds,
A reneral line of aU trades of Lumber and Building alerlal and Roof.nv Slats kept
stock. Also, can far-lab anything in tbe Une of our business to order witb rtaatv
ble promptnuse, inch as Bracket-, odd-eUed, orketc.
Elias Cunningham,
Office and Yard Opposite S. ft C K.
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Memorial Work
WM. F. SHAFFER,
BOM F.R-SET, PEN'N'A.
M-naftuttareror and Dealer in
Eastern Work Farnuh-d on Short Kotlee
SliMIl ill EMIT! Ill
Also, Areat for tbe WHITE BRONZE t
Persons In need of Monnmect Work wll
Sod it to tbeir inuresi to call at my bo;
wb?re a proper showlne will be given them
-Hatlfartioo guaranteed In every eaao, at
Prices T-ry low. 1 invite special attention to
tbe
Whit Br., Or Pur Zlno MonumarU.
fimdncwl by Re. W. A. Ring, aa a derided
inproveinrnt In the point of Material and
l'outrucl..n.anl which la dcattned u be the
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