El I'. -a WONDERFUL RECOVERY OF HISS HATTIE KMC. StrScia ta fte EiS i ;a tta ?rp cf fc3:rf S8 Fis a fcxrfj lisa ;a kid Alsst Fid Tie Est PSjiani F to kjt&j Est. From Vtt Jlharmt, Ithaca, JF. T. V;t TTsttie Fine, of 94 Thimtio'-dt ftrwt, j " Another bad rrmptoai was lemrt, wac-k wea, V -, 'fM re n'JT so ii) t j wa anremtrm that it was the rwnj 3:r:le h"i wai entcrw.'sed if Vt rfwfj, prBKn f onr friends that lb u raiutii'- 1 cnt.rclT f'(-wd hr -!'. Her la one of ruioatiai interna. roilowiBI ub 'AnuaJiy toe lanjuace of fa :cpf.-her. u U. B-m-tt," corroborated by lr. of the miMf, u ptjcj w a reporter of toe jrtiii-im- -.,-V.V. vrss hattti into. " Ilattie la eeTenteen year oli. A r an lart Anrntl ahe b-ran to eroij.!ain rf dirrne afcivn brearae (cr-iloaiiy wnre. f irt! ntTrTe-i eioemre di and r.rft nf -miti':r. There were darn wh-n ahe conid tfp liuie r iKithin. on her atrrrnaa. f-He a' wa trotibled wi:b kiiny disease. U:T M.d n n thin that the nrop or two dri-ra by the pri"k of a redle w almost a tUr- water. Pl.e had trouble with Ler irt and fr.:ned from the a! latest , exertion, a tj;ioa ri;j t'ora bed, or from , eir. I FIERCE NAVAL FIGHT THE WYOMING'S HEROIC BATTUE WITH THE JAPANESE. AraiwatO rw kolaaiac Odda the AaaartaM Cmaaaarr Sie.Incail rat Om of tha Mae Dartac aad fiaeee-pfa! aa-C-bmU Ia tba KMtwry of Mart-v, Wartera. fctranse it may aeem, the 'Wyo ming' ori ft tiattle i an almort sa- rjrdfi chapter cf our naval nla, thocjrh it racks crcn higher in point of tiarins Mid eoceesa apaingt overwhelm in j(id than the defeat of the Ala Uraa by the VyoiairiR'a sirter ship, the Kiantarcn. Eat the Wyoming never uras ia rory frmat lurk as a naval itar. had hj purt throtbotit the civil war Ju all the bardt of blockading and crcijiin searice, and fonght well when ever (be had the chanxs, bat he did not have tho lark nf, pitting into the papori fchft was 9f-it Tf at the ame time aa tie Kearsnrpe to cruise for that oonrpe of tho aftaa, the Alabama, and juet nas-d hfr by the mTfert chance on two orcasions in the China Mw'J. It w. a in 1S63, toward the end cf the dual rf;i?n f the tyoot and the mika do, when wapan was in the throes cf civil war, d the forct of the rebel prinrea were resisting to the lat the peeking cf the old feudal systfta. The Prince cf Kagato was one of these, and from hi tiny kingdom that fronted on the arraita of fcimononeki he detlared fcirnsrlf lord paramount of ererything in right, including the neighboring seas, from which he took generous toll aa did evfr the piraU chiefs cf Tarifa. lie had laid vi(.l:ut hand:) and hot shot tpi tlie TOu-la -if various wwer, in cluding Great Britain, France, the 2'ethtTlands and the United States. lltaiitime Prince Xagato throve and flourished by the strait of Simonoeeki, and failing ono day to wring tribnto or blackmail by any ctby-r means he fired on tlii Amrancan merchantman Pem broke and killed a couple of her crew. There was another diplontatic protest of the combined foreign representatives to tiie Japanese government, and Com mander McLmgall, who happened to be ia port with the Wyoming, suggested that if the mikado could not take a fall cut of his rebellious subject the Wyo ming could and would without much tirping. This rtrack the government as good thing and an eay way out of the interuatiuaal difficulty, to McDugall was given carte blanche to settle ac count with the Prince of Nagato in be half of all the powers concerned, and he forthwith sailed away. It was the middle of July when the Wyoming found hifstlf in the strait of Siinonosfc-ki and in itight of the tihore Liittcries which were a part of the prince's defn.-es to seaward. Before be bad time to n on the batteries two Japanene gun boa U loonnjd up, one lib cad and one a tern, in the narrow strait, and presently a third came cruis ing out from among the neighboring is land It was a na.ty place for a fight, HcDcguIl teing without charts or pi lota, and the odds were more than enough for Nelson himte-lf, being 48 guns of the three Japanese veanels to the 2(! if the eld Wyoming, to say nothing of tho batteries on shore. There was still a chance to run, barring some dan ger of grounding in the narrow channels aiuorjg tho islands, but the idea does not eetn to have occurred to anyone aboard the frigate. Workiug to windward of the nearest Japanese, tho Wyoming opened at long range and worked down on her tilt when close aboard, there was nothing of the enemy left atanding above dn ks. The other two vessels had come up in the meantime and engaged the Ameri can on either side, but ahe lay to and gave them shot for shot, port and star Imard, till her gunner wire smoke blini and the ::.( i f tiie guns no lon ger nerved to light the battiecloud that rolled in white billows over the smooth watevs of tlws strait. It was desperate work in the shallow water, but the Wyoming was the best vesl. aud she outnianeuvered her two opponents from start to finUh, though twicv aground and once afire, with as many men kuock- od out from splinters aud heat as from the enemy's hbot. Fighting themselves out of ne smoke patch into another, the three com batants circled around like two crows and a kingbird till they had drifted down ia rat go of the slure batteries, which gayly took a Land in the game. But McDugall ran acroM the bows of one of hia enemies, raked Ler ait he went and left ber a floating wreck, and , then turned his atujiti.Ai to the bat teriea. Tho Wyoming's men rigged tho smith's forge on duck and tossed hot shot into the works ashore till they set them afire and the soldiers fled, aud the other Japs on the remaining cruiser, de ciding enough was as good as feast, followed their example. So McDtigall mended bis rigging and patched bis bulwarks, and meanwhile sent word to the recalcitrant prince to come down and settle or Le v.ou!d sail inland and shell the royal i ace about its royal owner's earn. The prince, who was no less discreet than Colonel Crockett's coon, came down promptly, and of the resulting in demnity 3()0,000 fell to the lot of the United States. It was many yours be fore this money got into the treun-vy f the) United States, bnt meantime the tate department bad charge of it and had invented it to well that there was a very little short of 2,000,000 finally turned over to the government, which, after all. was pretty good pay for one day's fighting, with a Ions of only five killed and six wounded. Washington Post. MiaaadBtwtaad. Doctor I just met your wife. That medicine I tent her by you teems to have benefited her greatly. Dumley Seat b.T? Why, doctor, I thought you oaid that was for me, and 1 was ia the hospital a week after I t x.k it Ricbmoud Oiapatch. v- ." ana a. ! t:e. M)ekM fWh rapMly. anemmn be would l wr.Eofd to the ted fc two or three week, then be aroo but ccjy tu toff-T a reiapae. was not ely physical wreck, Irtrt her niind wa affected, aui at time ahe had ao r-iatjjQ of what she wax dniae- fotred, in fart, a complete mental overthr"w and consequent remoraj to aa aaytarn, fcf alrboura we bad twa of the beat pkyraA ra the city, aad had tried several proprietary aiedirinea, none bencxtted per. " We bad read eataiarrsMe ahoot Tr. Willms' Pick Pii t for ai People, and had also heard cf ne eases where Lrf had done rod and we derided to theta a trial. We purchased aonte at the dreg tare of White i kurd k, of this eitT. Ilitrie beg-an ta take the piiU ia the rarlf part f Janoarr cf tbia jear. Ik- rmrenH-m aa eoti-eaile after the r hex nl lea taken. The rt U.peiul t'.ra that 1 1 Bti-ed waa that tb did not eunp. am of i headaebe. The attaeka of diaea aiao be- frm to ai are m rrequeocy, aoa ne cvea ra eocrh. One after aoother. the diMreatinf -TToptoms left her. "he took, ia aii, aina Kna of the piiia. At the preaent tisie ahe i in peHV-rt health. The alteration in br mir.'l and body ia ainMMt paat beiie- " I eannf mj t court la praiae of fT. TTH Iiatai' Pick I'liU, fur tirfT aared the lie cf oar rfacrti'tT." .''rr.d: fnilUK M. Hryyirr. StiliTibed and aworn to leffre ne May .til, li7. C. R. WoltviTT. Xutcry Pui-'ur, In and f jr Tompkira f oin?r, N. Y. IV. Wi!i:m' Pink I'ii'.n ft Pale People are rl.i by ail dea! r. or will be pect pot paid re.ipt of prire, ,J eenti a or an bnxea - f f-'-.i') (they are never a.5d in bik or by the by adiirvasinj It. V iu' iiodicil Co- tchecect-tij, i. Y. FATE OF THE SHIP'S PET. f Fourth a July CeUbrmtioa Which Knde ed la LMaaater. "That fcillygoat the boys ha.1 for a mascot on the New York," remarked t:ie peymaatT'i clerk, "suggests a mon key that my father Used to tell me about that they had on a frigate in the times Vir.re the war. This moaey the sailors Lad picked up somewijera in the Indian ocean countries. "The ship was stationed in the China rird for a year, aud during that time the monkey was the light and joy of the whole crew. When the Fourth of July e around, permission was aek ed from the barbftr authorities of the port where they were to fire a salute, and preparations were made for doing it in ftj li. The regular salute was fired, and th'-n it was proposed that the crew sing 'The Star Spangled Eanner' and tre a gun for chorus. The gun was load ed and everything was L.f t rtady while the crew went to the main deck, where something to dnnk the health of the nation was to be served before the song was sung, and the gunner w to be sent bark to ehoot off the chnrns. "The x-r'ramn:e was carried mt to the letter. Then the men scattered, and neit:iebx!y thought cf the monkey. T.nt Lq war not to be found. The cook hadn't -en him, nor had the cuok's boy, nor would he respond to any of the calls that usually Lror.ght him flying. S hat had liecome of him no one knew until C o'clock, when a boat's crew went ashore V a his sTirinj? for water. The ehip lay off from th J fpring about a quarter of a mile, and over it ""as a big snade tree. When the men caie to the spring, they noticed in the branches of the tree something that Lad a familiar look to it, and knocking it out with sticks and stones they found the pink nose of their poor little pet attached to a few ehreds and patches of monkey skin. "That told the st'Tyof the disappear ance of Mr.g, the monkey. He had in a spirit of ;.rt chased himself into the mouth of that saluting cannou and wbei. they tind it Meg went ashore." ushingUiu .Star. LINCOLN ESCAPED. A Vaia Atteaapt t Iaocalata Bias With h mail pox la IMU During the exciting period of 1861 gnat fears were entertained for the safety of the president, and every pre caution was taken to insure bis person al prctecthn. Oue morning there appeared at the White Houao a woman, closely veiled, d"n:anding ai immediate interview with Mr. Lincoln. Approaching M es se tiger PerkiLg, uho guarded the door of Mr. Lincoln's private oflice, the vis itor make known her request and ple&a ed earnestly that she be admitted to a p;rsoual interview. The doorkeeper's rdcro were, however, very strict, and finding ber eloquence all in vain she finally corn promised by confiding her message to the courteous but firm em ployee. Taking him to one Kide, the veiled lady seized both his hands in hers and tenderly rubbed them as she ex tracted a promise that be would imme diately deliver her request to the presi dent Perkins was almost overcome by a meet peculiar odor that appeared to emanate from Lis companion and has tened to get rid of ber without creating a scene. No sooner had be accomplished this thitu he confided to one of the official household the effect produced upon him while iu conversation with the impor tunate visitor. A physician who was pivs nt promptly divined the truth and instituted a s-arch for the, woman, when it waf learned tliat she bad driven rap idly away in a carriage, and all trace wa lost Perkins was immediately -dfred to return to bis home and await developments. Within the usual ieriod he was taken ill with one of the worst cases of viru lent smallpox on record, and for weeks Liy at the jioint cf death. Upon bis re covery the faithful mesHt'Uger, whose devotion to duty doubtless saved the life tf the president, was appointed by Mr. Lincoln to a iermanent tosition on the clerical fore of the war department Washington Post Owe of tho Ncaa Oaea. A worthy old Centleman in the Coun try, having employ'd an Attorney, of 'xhoni he bad a pretty good Opinion, to do some Law Business far him in Lou don, he was greatly surprised on Lis coining to Town, and demanding his Bill of Law Charges, to find that it amounted to at least three Times the Sum h expected ; the honest Attorney Assured him that there was do Article in Lis Bill bat what was fair and rea sonable : Nay, said the Country Gentle man, here is one of them I am sure cannot be so, for yon have set down threw Shillings and four Pence for go ing to Southwurk, when none of my BnsiiMss lay that Way; pray what ii the -leaning of that Sir; Oh! Sir, said he, that was for fetching the Chine and Turkey from the Carriers, that yon sent me for a Present, ont of the Country. "Joe Miller's Jest Book," 1739. Clerk I have been in your employ now going on five years, and I am get ting the same salary I started with. Proprietor I know it but every time that I've made tip my mind to cut yon down or discharge yon something has reminded me of your wife and little aues at heme, and to I just couldn't do it There, my man, yon see I have a heart as well as a bead. Chicago News. The moshroum's life is measured by hours, tut it flourishes long enough for an insect to hang its egg on the edge of the "tuubrtUa" uud for the egg to be come an insect ready to colonize the next "River button" that pushes up. Metric La am is a silicate of magnesia and is t) be found chiefly in Asia Minor. Greece d Madrid. THINK NOT AG.!N OF ME. Dark nnn'i riiv brood e'er my aooi, Ar- a nsa h ttwer baaefol pwir JJy koa fcr w:th-rwl l k tba daws a buxxiiof Joacr. So mi.r I nam tie rratai rt biisw Fruia paaaa pf aniawh tree. T3T tov ct iu. "T. ne'er to wiiaa T3c aot aaaia of aa When in the ha of rwreh Ct tDTsae and of a ta, Co. 1 wnvld hare tbe to forrflw Tiat e'er we meet cm earth! I votiid not wreck thy bars ct life Cpoa aa ttntaom ra. Go ehare thy kTe with torn fuod heart And n.t ti not oa me. The ab II that ia by oreaa ewt lVm tba satviy nhore IkiJ ta lt secret, deep reeeas Eerpo echoing ita raar. So in ay heart, wfak-h fata baa thrown Cpca krn't sullen reef, Cuii erlwces aty iot icred ee'a tooea JlsvI W.J tears of frvf. New Tork Ledar. THE OLD CLERK. A rathX5c rtetara Taw rreejOMtly aeatcel la the Baslateaa WarlA. He is a familiar figure in almost ev- . . . a a 1 V pry business nou tne oia ciera. Whi&; Laired, thin, with ctothai that are always of decent black and scrupa lously brushed, be has sat behind tho desk or stood behind the same counter for dear knows now many years, growing thinner and older and niusucr as the time went by. some times we meet bint in the early morn ing going down to office or store, walk ing the same route be Lax trod for 20 or SO years with A regularity so perfect that the very policeman oa the beat might set bis watch by his movement. Often, late at night whea we are go ing home fpsm the theater we see hi in through the iron grated window, still bending over Lis ledger, for he works slowly nowadays and mast work over time to make np bis accounts. His eyes are growing dim and he fumbles with his glasses, bis hanas are losing their trick of deft penmanship, and hia brain ita swiftness. He does not understand it but the fly beys all about him, young enough to be his sons, rush through their tasks and are out and gone while he is still laboring over his. Slowly but surely it is being borne in on him that Le cannot compete with them. In the manager's office he is already becoming a problem. Customers have b'gun to complain of Lis slowness. A man, not intentionally cruel, called out that he wanted somebody who wa alive to wait on him; not that old fossiL A woman complained that he had not matched a sample and asked why they kept Mind people. The old clerk heard them, and it suuaded like the knell of his own foreboding thoughts. He knows that the time, is coming when he must go. He lias seen it haj pen before with others. First he will be retired to some other department, with less work and less par. They will remember fur a time the ma.':y years of faithful service in which he has seen the firm grow from small beginnings to pient wealth. Then alter a time they will target even that and one day when be has been slower than usual or gome mis take has passed unnoticed by bis dim eyed they will send for him to come to tho president's room, and he will be told that they think it best ta put a boy iu that department somebody who is Jroung and quick and can get about swiftly. Sometimes they give hua a little pension, ofteuer not but in ei ther case he goes out a poor, heart bro ken old man. They talk to him of en joying leisure, but he has never learned the art of idling, and so he hangs about the store after he is dismissed, walk ing by it through sheer force of habit To others it is a commonplace enough store or t.fih-e. To him it is the mauso leum where lit s buried his youth, with all it Lr. urns and hopes and ambitions, aud there is a tear under the smile oa his wintry old face as he says that he has left Blank & Elank's and has got too old to work. New Orleans Pica yune. A SELFISH SHAH. Tha Hif-B Price wf Persia Laaak Capes Accounted For. The shah of Persia may be only in the i :30 class in matters of diplomacy and be does not dare exactly to slap Oueen Victoria or Kaiser Wilhelm oa the buck when the potentates chance to meet but, so far as matters in Persia are concerned, when the shah makes a law it is generally enforced to the letter. A case in point may be cited ia the matter of Persian lambskin. Persian lambskins are and have long been an article of staple demand in the com mercial world. They have commanded such good prices that the supply was hardly equal to the demand. Conse quently, when the shah one day ordered spring lamb with mint sauce, the cook was obliged to confess that the dish was beyond the command of the Persian trtas-ury. Of course the cook was promptly beheaded, but the shah could not hud another cook who would agree to furnish spring lamb whenever his majesty desired to indulge in that deli cacy. This naturally irritated the shah. After consulting with three or four of his most trusted advisers, who could see no way out of the difficulty rad who consequently disappeared fiom their homes and society ia a mysterious man ner, tho shah finally decided that the commerce of Persia was threatened by the extinction of Persian sheep and Per sian lambs. Consequently be made a decree that any person found with lamb skins in bis poeession for purposes of trade or commerce would be fined heav ily. Since then the export trade in Per sian lambskins has stopped with l blunt and nauseating jar. Boston Ad vertiacr. A Shrewd Saraaiaa. The professor, who by the way wa of Irish extraction, was presiding over the class in English literature " What are the meaning and deriva tion of the word 'impediment? " " 'Impediment' from the Latin "pe des,' meaning 'fet-t,' i something in the way; literally in the way of the feef" "Very welL Some one give me a sen tence using the word correctly. " "He bad aa impediment in bis speech." "That" quickly retorted the profess or, with the flash on his face which al ways heralded bis wit "most Lave been the man who never opened bis mouth without putting Li foot in it Pearson's Weekly. A Dateh Ironclad. It is of interest to note that according to some authorities the Dutch were the first in the modern period of history to Luild an ironclad and that daring the siege of Antwerp by the Spaniards in loba the people of that city built an enormous flat bottomed vessel, armored it with heavy iron plates and tho con strutted what they regarded as aa im pregnable battery. This they named Finis Belli. Unfortunately the vessel got aground before coming into action and fell into the bands of the enemy. It was held by Alexander of Parma to the end of the siege as a cariosity, bat was never employed by either side in any action. Caasier s Magazine. tarawaaUaf tha Obstacle. Her Papa I'm afraid, young man. that yon aud my daughter would not be happy together. Yon might get along all right for a long time and agree on import t matters, bat what would hap pen when the Lttle things came to wor ry? Her Lover "Well-er-we could Lire a nurse. New York JournaL A Pleaaaat Aaalwiwry, Mr. Frankstown Spiffin'a birthday monies next wet. Let' give a smoker in bis honor. Mr. Larimer That's the very thing. 5piffln doesn't use cigars and can't '-war tha smell of tobacco. Pittsburg Chroaicle-Ttlegraph. OUR STORED UP POWER. Mr. atayMt Cin.lrlire Mas aa I It Tawa a Ceaapwr nt Plaaw M is, as one might say," said Mr. Sfaylx.it "bruit ia series cf comport nwnta. tuh he nay not know this fact at the octeet. and Le may indeed go through life and die withotav know ing it taking with him nnttsed stocks cf ability and strength that ha Lad never known Le possessed, simply be cause they were never brought into play. Aa tr what will bring their qual ities into play men difTr. There ar aome few men who command them selves, aiu1 some) who open at a touch, and then there are many who respond only to the most argent caiL Eut there are" few men who cam not in some way be movAd to actk "This brings me, for Ulutsrrati.!, to a brief conidi ration of the prsoual quality commonly denominated as sand, of whiidi, I imagine, moet of as pei8 far more than we suspect for there art few nu n who finally run away mighty few who will not stand np and fight whea they f-tl that they are realiy call ed upon. Bnt onr sand in ctvnpart ments, and most cf us, I fancy, open only one and make that last through life, and we die without knowing how brave we are unless some great occa sion, independent of ourselves, opens another compartment and shows what we really Lave ia reserve. I might add that there are few if any revela tions that come to a in life that give a greater pleasure or more enlarge our horizon. "The moral of all this i that in cur good qualities we should trust ourselves without hesitation. There are qualities, which will easily suggest themselves, which it would be better to leave un csed, better for ourselves and for every body else if the compartments contain ing them were never opened, but a to such qualities as pluck, endurance, en ergy, capacity and moral strength we should call upon ourselves freely. We should not take down with us, as other wise we are almost certain to do. store of these valuable qualities untouched, but rather we should draw upon them now and constantly and confidently, and so doing we shall be gratified with our constant growth in strength and more than gratified with the attending sub stantial reward. " New York Sun. OUR DEBT TO BUMBLEBEES. Tha Part These Bear Workers Play Ia tha Fertillaaliow of Flowers. Barney Hoskin Standih write article on "The Bumblebee" for St Nicholas. Mr. Standish says: The work of the bumblebee in bringing about the eros fertilizati'm of flowers as im portant a that of the hooevote, and these two stand at the head of tne list of insects useful in this respect Each has ita flowers which it alone visits, but there are many flowers on neutral ground visited by both. So we may' say of the bumblebee, as of tho honey bee, the more bumblebees the more seeds; the more seeds the more Cowers especially wild Cowers, as the tall bellflower, touch me not Solomon's seaL g.-ntian, Dutchmen's breeches and tur tle head. But probably the most impor tant work this insect does for agricul ture is upon the fields of red clover. There in abundant proof that this plant will not produce seed without the coup-ration of the bumblebee. It is im ponsible for the wind to bring about the fertilization of the seed, as it may do in the case of Indian corn, groin and some forest trees. The tube of .d clo ver blossoms, too, it so long that other Insects (including the honeybee) are net regular visitant. Here is proof that this plant must Lave visits from the bamblebee. This insect is not a native of Australia, and red clover failed to produce seed there until bumblebees were imported. As soon as they became numerous the plant could be depended upon for seed. Again, the blossoms of the first crop of the Medium Red clover of our own country are just a perfect as those of the second crop, but there are too few bumblebees in the field, so early in tha season, to produce fertilization, hence little or no seed in this crop. If bumble bees were sufficiently numerous, there is no reason why much larger yields of clover seed might not be expected tha a at present Here is what a well informed farmer says about it : "It was formerly thought that the world rested on the shoulders of Atlas. I can prove that its prosperity rest on the bumblebee. The world cannot pros per without the farmers' product The farm will not be pniductive without clover. We cannot raise clover without seed, and we cannot Lave clover seed without the bumblebee, because it is this insect that carries the pollen from flower to flower, securing its develoj- nicut and continuance. Let us learn to know and to protect our friends." TWO WAYS OF LOOKING. If All Saw Thlaca Alike. Thie Woold Be aat I'DlatereaUns; World. - "It is a pity that more of ns cannot cultivate the twofold way of looking at things, " writes Edward W. Bok in The Ladies' Home JournaL "There would be less friction in life if we did, and sweeter sympathy, kinder understand ing and broader and fuller living. The fact is that we never reach the dignity of true living unless we do learn this all important lesson. And that it may be cultivated admits of no doubt It is simply a question of schooling ourselves not to condemn generally what indi vidually does not happen to be to our taste. If, for example, we prefer brown as a color, there is no reason on earth why we should condemn the taste of any one who preferred to wear green. WLut the vast majority of ns need is to be a little more self poised, more judi ciai, more willing to see Rood in the tastes of others, although they do not plcuse our own particular fancies. It we all thought alike, read the same books, saw the same plays, wore the same col ors, this wimld be an exceedingly unin teresting world "We cannot see all things in the same way, but we can come near to justice and true respect by taking a two fold view of things while still retaining oar strong individual views. Seeing a possible good or use for everything doe not necessairly mean a weak individu ality. The mont uncomfortable people in the world are those who assert their judgments in a Lard, decisive and final manner, as if they were courts of last rc rt On the other Land, the bright est and best minds are those that have most respect for the opinions of others. " Ranee y I and Pumpernickel. "My first meeting with Remenyi," says IL J. Cleveland, "wa over a liv ery stable in Council Bluffs. A coucert hall wa there aud be was to play. A jw kass in a stall beneath persistently brayed. Kemeuyi would not play. I was on my way to Japan, or thought I was and introduced myself to him after bis audience had been dismissed. He beg ged of me to find some pumpernickel for him. I searched Pearl street resorts until I found some and took it to Li room. Ho ate with satisfaction and then played for me, played until, boy a I was, I cried. That was at S o'clock in the morning, aud in a large hotel filled with people. We had the halls filled with people in their nigbtrobea before that private concert ended. Hi love fur pumpernickel was no more strange than that of JanatMcbek for stale beer, and I Lave got many a pint of that for her after a most thrilling depiction of Mary, queonof Scot. " Chicago Times- Her ald aeaaible. "Who U that I see yon feeding near ly every night in the kitchen, Mollie?" "That's my intended, the policeman, ma'am." " WelL if he's your intended, why don't yon marry him?" "I'm waitiu till his appetite goes ".own a bit ma'am. " Youktr States-Iwn. TFJCKS OF THIEVING. HOW SHOPLIFTERS PILFER IN NEW YORK'S B?a STORES. Ween Who Tee Clever ChJ a Trained to tha BoalBma aa Aide "Vhelr Xefa rieas Caili.a; Tna Ckaee WfcUSk of tha Sec Oeteetieo. School for shoplifters a.-e not adver tised, but they thrive. Female Fagin are no long- r regarded a phenomenal criminals they are considered well e tiblted enemies to the polio. Vigil ance versa shoplifters, though, ia a contest in which the store thieve are invariably brought to grict A a woman leading a little girl pass ed from counter to counter in a Sixth a venae store otie day last week another woman closely followed and nerver took Ler eyes off her. The woman with the httle" girl walked and talked rapidly. They aed for nothing; their ;yes sought much. Their stop at variou counters sehlom lasted more than a second. When they Lad reached the jewelry deparunent their paiw slack ened As they paastd a counter where a sale of gold mounted comb wsn ia progress the woman' arm flew out froa beneath a black cape and back again. With the arm oa its return trip Lad gone one of the moat handsome and expensive comb. Oa the woman and the littlo girl passed until they came opposite a tray of earrings. The clerk wa about to re turn the tray to it case. "What pretty stones, mamma!" ex claimed the child "Yes, my dear," responded the wom an. " but we won't look at them today. " . "Oh, yes. Let ttop. You know yoo promised to buy me some earrings for my birthday." "I know, but your birthday ii still faraway." " Why, mamma, yen know that it is next Tuesday." "My goodness! The child tells the truth. How time does fly! WeU. we'll look at them, but I'll not prvie yoa to buy them today. " Then begin the examination of chil dren's earrings. Mother and daughter look at them critically they admire most cf them. This goea on for several minutes, the mother protesting to tho child that the purchase should not be made today. Diamond earrings of all sizes are in the tray. A enstomer stt tap to make an in quiry. The clerk turn her eye for an instant toward her questioner. One of the largest of the diamond earrings give a flash and is gone. The Lttle girl cornea between Ler mother and the counter. Whin the customer is gone, the little girl has two small earring in her Land and says: "Won't you get mamma to buy me thin pair?" While the clerk smiles and the moth er i. saying they will call again in a day or two the largw diamond earring is being fastened inside the cape. The mother thanks tho clerk, then they Lurry from tho store. They are scarcely out on the sidewalk before a command is whispered in tlm woman's ear: "Eeturu that stolen property." The girl takes to her heels. A man follows and catches her. The woman calls it an outrage. She proti sts; says she'll make thv m pay f ir the insult She grow hystericaL They lead the two back to a side door. They take them into the searcher' room. Then the woman detective carefully ex amines all their clothing. The child cries. The woman becomes silent She 6ees it's all up. What's the use of go ing to the trouble of making another scene? The child is 12 year old and baa been but a week under instruction. Be ing arrested is new to her. A society takes the child Her teacher in crime, the woman who posed a her mother, is held for trial This is but a sample case. In tho same store List week there were 15 ar rest for shoplifting. Thone of the pris oners who had never been in uch scraiies before wero released. This par ticular store trie to avoid the court aa much a possible. One woman who was arrested wore a thoplifter'a skirt This skirt consists chiefly of pocket. There are pocket of all width and depth. This skirt i usually worn a an underskirt An opening is provided in tho overskirt through which tho pocket filled skirt is easily accessible. In the concealed pockets of the wom an mentioned were found two piece of embroidery, several roll of silk braid, six remnant of silk, several pieces of jewelry and a pair of shoe. Two of the store detectives, a man and a woman, had watched the purloining of all thca articles. It is the rule cf aaost stores that no shoplifters are to be arrested until they reach the street Scene caused by ar rests are very undesirable in a place of business. Besides this, tlioau placed un der arrest iu stores often make the de fense that they did not intend to take the goods away they simply desired to examine them in a good light One shoplifter, arrested last week, and one on whom the stolen good were found had six children at home. The youngest was 6 month old. The wom an's husband has a good basine.-. He furnished bail for her. When the pro prietors of the storo learned that the woman had a 6-months-cM child at home they withdraw the complaint against ber. The woman's husband said be could not understand why she should wish to steaL Store detective deny that there ia any such thing as kleptomania. "Kleptomania i a mistaken notion that some womeu Lave that stores are easily victimized, " is the definitiui that tho detectives give. New York Tele gram. Spiders' Web Silk. It would appear from all accounts that M. Chacot's enterprise of the man ufacture of spiders' web silk is to be pursued on a largo scale, a factory in Paris Laving been taken for tho purpose Here the spiders will be kept and work ed at regular hours, and when one cf them is used up be will be fed and help ed back to condition again, while an other will tako Lis place on tho bobbin. An expert fully acquainted with the habit of the insect will be in control of the spider department of the factory, tho care of them, feeding, housing, etc In obtaining the requisite supply, if the latter exceeds what is necessary for tho industry, experiment will be made with a view to ascertaining which of the different varieties produces the finest quality of silk, and in this way those not favored with a fine web will be weeded ont Trial will likewise be made with different diet in order to ' determine whether or not it is possible to train tha spider to give forth a web that is an iciprovemeut ou the ordinary product tho expectation being that perse vcranco in this respect will result iu securing a quality of silk hitherto unsurpassed What She Ucard a Church. He I suppose your thoughts were all oa your new bonnet (luring the sermon this morning? She No, indeed, they were not "I don't believe you can repeat any thing that was said during the service, " " Yes, 1 can. 1 heard a lady behind me say. 'Isn't it stunning? " New Or leans Times-Democrat Opinion is a light vain, crude aud imperfect thing settled in the imagina tion, but never arriving at the under standing, there to obtain the tincture of reason. Ben J on son. Statistics show that in Antwern alone nearly 4,000 horses were slangbtered jast year tor unman consumption, and the number of shops. dealing exclusively in nonteneaa in tbs Belgian port ex ceed Wj. Ykctt le Cat. Prom the ". T. Tribune. The manner of Lexer's collapse was dracnUc, br.t nclhir.g about it partakicg In the least of surprise. Repeatedly dur ing the last two mojiib.it it hae been sbowu that wheat could not continue to come forward from the farm a it had done without breaking the market Wheat did come forward, and in spite of exports almost beyond precedent the market col lapsed. With it collapsed al.o estimates of last year's yield, whether official or private. The government estimate fare worst as uu aL If there wan only lrib bushels, aa the La-tt estimate by the de partment reported on February 3, with SSjlaftl boahel visible anpply increased by half for other stocks last July, the en tire supply vat SV5,tstif' bushels, from which over T,0 ,) bushels have al ready been taken or the osoal consump tion and exports, and yet nearly twenty million bushels wero left last Monday in visible ?tpply alone. This puts the gov ernment eetiiiiate demonstrably in error about eevent milium bushels. Mr. Snow's estimate, though nearer right than any other, also collapse. He put tha yield at O,!o),t, and the visi ble supply on June, 1, ItC, was l-eTSCV'l. and, iuereauxsl by half for other Mock at tiie lowest point of the crop year, gave &r the year'saupply uIT,Lt.io bushels. The ce-nsunip'.iou calculated at the rate loot; sustained by experience, -4 2-3 bushels, upon the mean population for the year according to treasury ae-counta, has been 34V,7ou,lj)ti bushels for the year's fool, and something over .HCtjtj.m) bushels for seed since the acreage has increases!, but a ilh ;6.C,7.Vi,i) bushels then distributed the exports in eleveu and a half months have been JeeSO.iVi Imthels, while 19.Md.uu bushel remained in visible supply last Saturday. Thus no less than (OJt"iu bushels are accounted for already, benidea ueb exports as may yet appear, and some allowauee for invisible supply on July I. but also for any decrease invisi ble supply. Sin.-s March I. wheuMr. Snow estimated l.7,0uv7o bushels in far mers' hands, with y,i,nii visible, there Lavebeeu aliout twenty million bushels used UiT spring seeding, and !l.,Vs,t) bushels for consumption at the average rate for four mouths' population, and a.ti71.1 15 bushels have beea exported i a fifteen days of June, with lO.tl.it) bush els in visible supply, making Jl'sVO. It-i bushels already dintrilsited, over f,nttL- (i bushels more than the entire supply on March I, aa then estimated. All these data prove that the yield of IsIC was something over fiJ),l"i,iW bush els, and how much over cannot 1st ap proximately determined. Issibtiess high prices much of the time bnve led farmers to sell freely, but they have not sent to market wheat they did not have to send. It in open to anytssly who chouses to say that estimates of prior years were much more ia error thto any one supposed. But the data here used have been con stantly at the command of any Inrge "merchant" like Mr. loiter diiriD(T all the rre-ent mouth, and yet bo perst'.t n holding and buying more to keep up the market, until Mr. l.eiter the elder refused any further aid. It is the custom to say that incaN-ulable injury has been indicted upon the people by such sperti!ation. At any time and f necessity some injury is indicted, but the circumstances this year have render ed the operation, on the whole, extreme ly beneficial to the farmers, to the thou sands of working men who bare secured larger employment and belter wages in coisu,uence of the enormous demand for good from the farming region, and to the whole eoontry through the great in crease in the balance due to it from for eigners. What rise in prices would bave resulted naturally from the unprecedent ed needs of other countries cannot of course. Is? accurately judged. The actual advance for the last half of V, compar ed with the last halfof was Scents a bushel, and for five months of lsiet, compared with the same mouths of 1-1(7, it was over .10 cents a bnshel, 13).ot),U bushels l aving lieen exported in the first half and 7y,UV) ia the lite months of lrtn. If Leiter was responsible for half the difference, he increased by f.'L'm),- the sum paid by foreigners to this country, to say nothing of the rise ia other grain through the influence of the wheat market The increase of profits to farmers, and of purebasws by I hem re suiting in lieuefils to traders, manufact urers and workingtnen, has obviously been much larger. Mxny bare paid a little more for flour and bread, but it may well be doubted whether any of them have failed to seen re a greater bene fit through the assured prosperity of the country and the exceptional prosperity of the agricultural states. Backien'i Arnica Salve. The Best Salve in the world for Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fe ver 8ore, Tetter, Chapped Hands Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup tions and positively cures Tiles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction or money refunded. Price 25 cent per box. For sale at J. N. Snyder's Drug Store. Somerset, Pa., or O. W. Ilrallier' Drug Store, Ber In. Ta xational Educational Awxi ation Mee ing Washington. I). C. July 7 to 2'H. Baltimore A Ohio It R. For this occasion the P.allimore A Ohio It It will sell tickets to Washington at the low rate of one fare for the round trip plus fLM membership fee (except that from lis Ili more the rain will txj il -Jit round trip). Tickets will be sold from' Pittsburg. Parkersburg, Wheeling and points east thereof on July 4 to" inclusive, ood returning, leaving Washington July N to 1", inclusive, w ith privilegeof extension nntil August 31. lX". if ticket is deposited with joint agent at Washington on or before July li and payment of fee of fifty (VI) cents. Solid veslihiiled trains from liicago, St. lymis, Cincinnati, Ixniisville, Columbus, Pittsburg, and in termediate point. The Royal lilue Trains lstween New York, Philadelphia, Itslti more and Washington, finest and fastest trains in America. Call on agent Kalli more A Ohio Railroad for full information concerning stopovers and side trips. The Baltimore v Ohio Hailroadis the most in teresting, historical and seeuie route in America. Energy all gone? Headache? Stom ach out of order? Simply a case of torpid liver. Burdock Blond Bitters will make a new man or woman of you Biff and Little Divisions. Teacher (showing ofT his jHipils) "Now, Johnny, tell us how the earth I divided." Johnny ( vivaciously ) "By earth quakes, sir." Boston Traveler. Situation at Santiago Harbor in a nutshell Those that are in are crazy to get out, and thoee that are out are crary to get in. Cincinnati Times Star. Notice to Farmers and Stock Breeders. My Arabian Bullion will inaketbe sea son of l-Jel at the following stands on the dates given below : Somerset, at Zcisler A Parson's harn, Ma flam! 10. J) a ml 21. June 1 and 2, 13 and 1 1. it and ii, July I aud 2. HIpcsvllK at ;eore Kritx'a. May II and 12, t$ and 'i, June i slid 4. !.' and lii. and 27. JennerX Kw. Ii.nl Joseph J. MIliler.Mav land S. I I and It. andai, JuueSand7, 17 and IS, and Fiielena,at Kathnnlel Dlekey'a. May 4 and 5, 1; a nd 17, llaudJH, JuueSauda, a) and 21, and Zti. Romerwt Township. I. P. McAllater. Mar t and 7, IS and IS, 30 and SI, June 10 aud li, 22 and 23, nod 31. Will be at lAvannville (home) with my horse on Saturday evening; 7 : oVt.s-k and o'clock lonly monitntr of the fo!!owlue d.iHu. My 1 and t, 21 nnd ii, Jrue 11 and U &nn.l27 -! will lenveall stand al f.D p m . on second dny Persona cotulnt from a distance Kepi iree ia roaree. j. H. IviCNTltYM AN. Sw tier aud Keeper. THE SomersBt Iron Worfcs. (formerly S-rfTet JeeAi atcetf Wort, OPERATED BY A NEW FIRM, Has been refitted with New Machinery and is now prepared to furnish Stoves, Pw s and Castings Of all kind oa short notice. Also builddnt of the -IMPR0YED- BarrettGas Engine, Best in use. Any size. Call and see? it We also carry a line of P.RASSl GOODS, STEAM FI'mSG.", PACKING, OILS and ENGINE SUPPLIES. Having; pot in a new and complete) - line of Machine Tools, are aow able to do all c of work, such a Re-boriPf Cylinders, Planing Valve and Valve Seats, or any kind of Engine Work that may be re quired. We earnestly solicit your work and will guarantee satisfac tion. Office and Works near the R. R. Station. Somerset Iron Works, Somerset, Pa. SOMERSET MARKET K?OKT CUKKKCTKD WCJCSLT Cook & Beerits, VTtdivmhiy, Junr it, 1SSS. rper ba ., , Apples dried, (evaporated Apple BuUrr, per tpal o .rwj ) to e l.s-. ls- Jc coll. u-r I Butter. fresh kst, per t, Jerewiier, per b. Beeswax, per . . . St 111 tjl l,e I ioaroiml haw. per ,. Bacon. 1. 1 . j . shisiidcr. oer h ,, , .. u c 111 b w f white vy. Henna. , ,r L per boa c Coffee, TpeA . o'umberlaad. per hbl. t 1 i'lC U l.-i Cement. jmmjL per oni ' to 4. 1 nnrnmenvl, per l; .c fjTXH. Der aoa .. ' . (Vi I.I.I perMJ Klin, Ukeherrln.. , 0.,i .u.-r p.: Honey, white elover.per 1.V I IaH. s-r r I.iine. i-r M! Molasses. N. .. V r gl- (HitutiK, per "U 1'oiaw". per bus .. 7 l 1 ? J! il W"C $!.() to I.JI -: w-.u-nt-H. vvsnorated. ts-r 5 to !'V Prunes, per a s to l'c . Y perbbl I l I PiUtiurv. pet hrl 1 Salt j Lm'T. ' b:i suefca a ra ea-a. . ! - I around alum. ls t aacka '"' f maple, per ri tc i Inn.iriel yellow, per .Sc Sursr. wh.ie, A. per t .. .e i KnuiuiM-i, per w ..-o-,c 1 u ts-. or pulverized, per t p- maple. p. r g;tl ) to T'- stoneware. looioo . ic TwiU.w. oer b 3 to ie Inw.r IS-r V il JU to e umotny. per oui ... i.i' clover, per bus ti. jo to -C'O Seeds. " crim.pn, per bua Citi altaifa, per baa ) aisyke. per bus , 7.-V) Millet, tjermnn, per baa I barley, white Desrdieaa, per hua, 1.: i buckwheat, per bui Grain j corn ahelled. per bus - 4 to t.e isita. per una aioic rre. is-r btis.. eie A Feed I wheat, per bin ti bran, per IDC as s corn and istta chop, per in tm s fltsir, roller process, per bbl A.iA pt J . . " e-" - I flour, lower erale per ia)ha..41 uiii. I Wlill. per I'.i w Mlddllnga, j ped pr ilj0 ts .v CONDENSED TIME TABLES. Baltimore and Ohio Eailroad, Somerset snd Csmbria Brinch. lOtTHVUS. Jobnutown Mull EToresa. Rock wood 11 10 a. m Somerset llu4. MUyeslwn 1232, tioov- eravllle lxs Jouustowa l.io p. m. Johnstown Accomrootlation. Rock wood Vli p. m., sv.,nier-t ; t 'oy.UiwQij.i7, Hoov- eraviiiettis. jonnstewn uo ocTHwaaa. Mail. Jnhnatown rin a.m..HoTeravtlle:!9 Stores town aril, rtomeret luu! buckwissl lo-ai. Expr'swL Johnstown iJl p. on, Hoovenrrllle "-toe-tlowo &oultnit-l i. ii, KocS wood 4rl5. , Daily. r. B. MARTIN. Manager of PasseUKer Traffic. IENNSYLVANIA KAILEOAD. tasTCSN trtSDtllD Tiart. IN EFFECT NOVEMBER 29, 1397. comms aCHXDULa. Trains arrive ard depart from the station at jonnatowa as follow : wawrwaar. Western Express... Southwestern Kx press JtilUMOWIl Acc4tiuiMMlstion, JohitKUiwn Acctmuiohilioii Pacific Kx press ay l"s infer littsbuiY KapresM Mail Kat Line Johnstown Accommodation.... ast w a an. Atlantic Kxnresa... Sx.h.ire lsbria. Aiusna Accolikiiuiuauou... Iy Kiprw j Min Ijne Kx press. Alumna AccninMMliilionw John-u.wn Aecorn mlnlkn S: 4) Plnls.l. lplila Expreas.,. 7:11 Fast lane 10-- KEFFER'S NEW SHOE STORE! MH'S BOYS'. WC MEN'S, 6IHS' sns CH.LDREi'S SHOES, OXFORDS sad SLIPPERS. Black anil Tan. LatesttttylesaridSbapes at lowest ..CASH PRICES.. Adjoinlne Mrs, A. E. Ubl, Soiith-east coroer of square. SOMERSET, PA. HUMPHREYS' WITCH HAZEL OIL C Piles or Hemorrhoids Fissures & Fistulas. Burns A Scalds. I I Wounds & Bruises. Cuts & Sores. Boils & Tumors. Eczema & Eruptions. Salt Rheum & Tetters. E Chapped Hands. Fever Blisters. Sore Lips & Nostrils. Corns A Bunions. Stings A Bites of Insecta. Three Sizes, SC S,JC- anJ it.oo. Bold by dra-gteta, ar aeat puwl-iajd an seeelpt at price aiaraatia'stxc., m tm lafaatL.tniat. I2a p. ra. I 4-1:1 Snyders Pharmacj It rcijuires a good t elected ttcck nd nat'y amiged . room to do x brisk business. WE HAVE BOTH OF THEM. D.rt rieiirrft ie it a point to kee?; H rUiC IJlUgO large lino cf Drega ia a P; S Fresh and Good conditio Ia the y of t rlcSCripilUIl Anytbias not advertised, k I i ve are sure to hare it. Yoa are always snre of getting ti. . UPtlCaiijOOtlo Call and have your eyes b Tru?es Fitted. All of tLe l-st and most approved Tr. kept in stock. Satisfaction guaranteed. JOHN N. SNYDER, Louthefs Drug St Main Street, Somerset, Pa. This Hcdsl Dnzg Store is Hapidlj B.c:ig ; Favcrite with Pesple h Ssarci cf FRESH . AID . PURE . DEI Medicines, Iye Stuffs, Sponges, Jr Supporters, Toilet Articles, I'crj ames. tmc isKToa ivrf rmsn atth34tio!4 to tri coarorwpts.iof Lontiier's Prescriptioflsi Family 1 SKLlTCAK R!.sTAEB3TO rsSOSLY fUM ASD FCBI AXICUDI SPECTACTJES. EYE-GIVSsS And a Full Line of Optical Gcs always on band. F-i large assortment t'l can be snited. THE FffiEST BBARDS OF CIGi! lways on hanrL It ia always a pleasure to display r: to intending purchasers, whether they buy from us or elsewhere. J. M. LOUTHER M. D. MAIS STREET S0MEESF. Somerset Lumber Y, ELIAS CTjlNTS Js'GHAI MascracTCaaa ajra Daaa a Wholes ab ReTAiLka of Lumber and Building Materials. Hard and Soft Wood Oak, Poplar, Siding;, Pickets, Walnut, Yellow Pine, FlMrln;. Saab. Ktarl. Clierry, KblnKlea, IHr, Balnatera. Clieu Ilh, H hJle Pin Blind, Aewel Passt, AteneralllneofallfradeaofT.QmbeTandFntlding aterlal and Roorng'": k stock. Aiao, can furnmh anytiilug In the line of our boslnesa uorder with rar , ble prompUi, aschu Brackets, oddied.workJetr. Elias Cunningham, Office ao4 Tirl 0pptsite 8. C K. B. SUt?a, TheN.Y.WeeklyTribin 4j am. y-s"- : - W RfiTH ONE YEAR FOR $2X The N. Y. Tribune Almansc talus the I iMi-'ltutlo.i or ue I nui ni pi.l.nt JirKini.''' l,Kley Tsrtd Bill, with a e..,psri of old a , U r r and app.lee Ambassadors., onsoljseur ' '7f the A rn.y and N tvv. with : ; i.rtl.-er. .rf the .ITT-eei.t states. c.unr.ni"4 .?,T 7-rt v I 'I at form snd Committer les: Table. .rf rnjboe i;rty. -'JCd-liZt Whittsker. Aluisnsc in r.une. ,,,. t TU P M F R A I O aeMCSi' I'ru-e i. ceula. J-usue paid. fck-nd all orders to TH t. M t.rtAl.W. ICl" IT WILL ?AT .TOTJ TO BUT TOUR Memorial Work or WM. F. SHAFFER, SOMERSET. FENJTA. XanununnTer of aad Dealer la Eastern Work ran Ubed oa Short Nolle HM! ISO EBlSITi ill Aiao, Arent tor the WUITS BKOJtZE I Persona In need of MonomentWork wll flud It to their tntenwt u call At tuy nbop where a proper .Itowinir will barViven tbern a-tHttisfactifm nuiiranleed liaA-very eaae, art Prices very low. 1 Invite aprtal attention U the f Whit Brza, Or Pura Tint) Mon-moU. fimdaced by Rev. W. A. Rln(f. as a decided ir.Drovemeut in the aoint of Material and , Construct Ion, and wtl.h ia destined to be the I popular Monunietik fur oar ehangeableeti- nutle. GiveaaaCML. I Wrn. F. Shaffer. SOMERSET.! THE GREAT NATIONAL FAMi NEWbrArtn For FARMERS a VILLAGERS, and your favo'ite come Tie Sonersfit m COMV.TJSrT. l'A- Send all Orders to the Hera:d. Sal pae'". A National BMik of i-.i.rnioenlHl and politu-ul iuftrni:".-' E52C2SOJ ET KJ SI FSiCTI! AJMAttwki kUiafcllw Over BOO r ?- $.7, Beautiful Design. a 4 tevluL wtvJnJUV.tNTei. BRONZE CC ss.jr.it ."OkT COS. J . t.t......fitiiuoik of Ihc state of rs r- e ' i r . r