The Somerset Jlerald. ED VTA ED 8CULX, Editor and Proprietor. WKDSEaOAY.. .June I. 1W. I'kksM'ENT M Kim-Ky's second call fur troops will be answered just as promptly as waa Lis first, and if even more soldier are wanted, they will 1 ready. That Spanish llwl will make a fm addition to the Amt-ri'tan navy after il has lH-n cap'ured, but it w ill Need bet ter men behind its guns than it has this lime. at A (WM HV that can carry on a war and feed the world at the name time has no tHjual on the earth. And that is exactly what the United Slates is doing at the present time. Senator Teller says that the war wil cost this country tOjuOKKl if prosecuted for one year. That's about three dollars each for the t-evt'ity mill ion population of this country. Here's our three dollars. Twenty thousand men are enlisted in the United States navy, and the uumber will go to K.OUU if the war continues. Spain has about 2,3X) sail ors on this side and they wish they were home. The money hpeut on the American navy should not be considered a war expenditure. Our navy has been too mall for a peace footing, and it is too Kiiiall even now for a lirst-cUss peace preserver. The Madrid government may rest atsurud that the American re-enforcements going forward to Manila are not sent there for effect. The town will be captured and held. Til eke are at present in the United Ktatea Senate twelve Senators who nerved in the Union Army and twelve who served in the Confederate Army. There are fifty-seven Representatives who nerved in the Union Army and thirty who are ex-Confederates. The feminine babies of patriotic pa rents born in these war times have one sad phase of the future before them. They will find themselves always dated by their names. A small Philadelphia maiden has been burdened for life with he name of Dewey Manila. This seems to come within the scope of societies for the proU-ction of children. We akk getting the real news from the Klondike now, as the stragglers begin to c iitie down from the north, aud mingled wilu the stories of great finds of gold are sad tales of Ioks of life, murders, si kness, ami work that i4 ill-paid anl earus scarcely sullicient to keep lody and soul together. The man who did not go to the Klondike is in luck. Reliable reports from the State of G.-orgia are to the effect that the faht maturing jeach crop will lie the great-e-tt ever gathered, the orchards faiily breaking down with the fruit that will be ready for market in June and July Arrangements are U-ing made to dis tribute this popular fruit through every Northern State, and low prices for the ftame are expected. Sei'KETA ky of the Commonwealth David Martin announced in 1'iiiludel phia on Friday last that he Would vote for John Wauamaker for Governor and stated that all of the Philadelphia del egates who have txMifldcr.ee in his judgment will vote the auw way. He also stated that Senator Mag-e, of Pitts burg, and his frietids would support the cx-Postmaster- ieiieral. The Prohibition Slate convention met in llarrisburg last week, and was largely attended, about 7tK delegates being present, and the result was the nomination of Dr. Swallow, of llarris burg, for Governor. It is stated that Chairman Dickie, of the National com miltee, has promised to furnish f lO.tKX) to conduct the coming campaign, aud that the candidate will at once open his campaign, expecting to cover every county in the State before the election takes place. It is somewhat extraordinary that the four candidates who figured in the last Congressional conference are again pitted against one another. Hicks has tarried Blair, Thropp has carried Bed ford, Kooser has carried Somerset, and it is generally conceded that Evans will carry Cambria. The outcome of the conference will be watched w ith inter est throughout the State. For the sake of the party we hoe that the scenes which characterized the last conference will not be rejieatcd. When General Joe Wheeler was ap pointed Major-General, a hundred thou and gallant Alabsmi troops were to follow him to the field at once. Up to the present dat the first regiment from Alabama has yet to be mustered in. When Fitzhugh Lee was given the double stars of a M.ijor-Geueral, the tSouthern press went into hysterics and aid that thousands of Virginians would tumble over each other to follow him. There is no record in the War depart ment that Virginia has sent its first regiment to the front. There is a good b't of hooray that is all talk aud wind. Talk's cheap, but it takes men to make up armies and tight Iwttlcs. The result of the primary elections in lied ford and Somerset counties, says the Altoona Tribune, is iu accordance with the previous predictions of those who had their ears to the ground da ring the last week. The people of this congressional district are specially con cerned about the congressional struggle which cads with each county in the district presenting a candidate. Blair has endorsed Congressman Hicks, Cam bria will stand by Alviu Evans, Som erset has declared for Mr. Kum r, while Joseph K. Thropp seems to have car ried Bedford. This indicates a pro tracted struggle and a Htssib!e dead lock to the end. The Tribune has said some earnest words iu opposition to j the conferee system, but it appears to suit the politicians and no serious effrt ' has been made to supersede it by a bet ter and more rational method. We be lieve steps were taken in this county some months ago to arrange a confer ence between representative Republi cans of the four counties at which re form might be attempted, but nothing came of it- The bitterness and diseoti- i tent wrought by these prolonged and ; exasperating contests are well calcula- ted to produce irritation and breed dis- j content, which feelings may eventuate in the defeat of the party. This would' be a downright calamity and should be ' avoided by the leaders of the organiza tion. ' The annual political battle between the opposing republican factions in this county came off last Saturoa , ana fnnn reports received from the varloug districts hostilities opened with the polls, and ceased when the Jast vole had been cast, and not before. The Wanamaker people won out on m-arlv the entire ticket, the only can didate caved by the organization forces beimr J. J. Hoblitzell, for State Sena tor, while the Stone delegates were de feated by meagre majorities; and it was not until the last return, that or ogle townsh'm. was received, that it was definitely settled that Edward Hoover had Ittu defeated by a majority of . 2J votes. William II. Koontz, who lead tlx original Nlt from the organiwition and has Kince been identified with a num Ur of tolts from the regular ticket, is one of the Republican nominees for the Legislature, and S. A. Kendall, lus running mate, wins by a majority of Jeremiah Maurer was cruelly slaugh tered by the Wanamaker faction in a number of districts, whereas, had they remained true to bitn, the probabilities are that Senator Quay would not re ceive the vote from this Senatorial dis trict when he comes up for re-election. Aaron F. Dickey has a handsome majority for Associate Judge, and Ru- fus E. Mevers defeats A. C. HoIlrt for District Attorney by 4S3 votes. The StraiirhtouU continue in control of the county organization, their can didates for committeemen having been successful in a majority of the election districts. It is unnecessary to state what all of the residents of the county know to be a fact, that the contest was one of the most animated ever witnessed in the county, but the organization people were unable to cope with the "abhor rent and forbidden forees" supplied by the friends of the Philadelphia million aire merchant who is seeking to secure the nomination for Governor. Money flowed as freely as water from the local Wanamaker headquarters. The Straightouts are not kickers or squealers, and they will take defeat as is becoming true and loyal Republicans, giving free aud full support to all of the candidates nominated. Political uosiip. From Saturday' llarrisburg Telegraph. Senator Quay will come to Harrisburg during the uext forty-eight hours for a conference on the political situation with Stale Chairman Klkin and other lieuten ants. The Senator baa his friends guess ing on the contest for Governor, and they are anxious to kuow wboiu be will sup port. Senator Audrews and others close to the Beaver Statesman claim Colonel William A. Stone is his first choice and ththewill ask the delegates to vote for him. Several Slate officials who have seen the Senator within ten days say he (Inclined to indicate his choice, except to say that he favored a soldier ticket. This is taken to mean that ncliber Cliarles V. Stoue nor John Wanamaker will le nominated if he can helu it. As it looks now. Colonel Stone will be the n miince for Governor; Senator S.J. M. M"arrcll or Senator Goliin of Lebaunn for Lieutenant Governor ; General James W. Latta, of Philadelphia, Secretary of Internal Affairs; William Porter, of Philadelphia, Superior Court Judge ; Ga lusha A. Grow, of Susquehanna, and Samuel A. l)avenjort. Congress at Large. Sule Chairman John P. Klkin, of In diana, wiil have uo opposition for re ele -lion. Auditor General Mi-Caii ley's IkU stand for Colonel Stone rather null. sues that Quay favors the Alleghenian. Major Mc 'an icy sient Sunday with the Senator at Vahini;ton diiciiKsing the political situation. When he returned Monday he calle f a meeting of the Chester delega tion, of which he is chairman, ami revo lutions were adopted endorsing Stone's candidacy. Lancaster's twelve delegate may vote for ex -Lieutenant Governor W aires, of Scrantou, who will be here Monday. Mr. Waters is not an avowed candidate, but he wants to be iu position to get into the fight if there is a chance to wiu. Quay's friends on Capitol Hill say the I-au.u.ter delegates will !e for Col. Stone if their votes are needed to nomi nate him. Adjutant General Stewart's cohort have not yot lofct hooo of his nomination. They claim he is the most available compromise candidate, and talk of trying to stampede the invention for him. Law for the inj. Washisoton, May 29. General orders No. loo of April 24, 13, comprising in structions for the government of armies of tha United States in the field, have been re issued and are being sent to the various commanders for their guidance during the conflict with Spain. The in structions cover almost every conceivable feature of military couduct and usage in time of war. Military neceiwity admits of all direct destruction of life or limb of armed enemies, and of other ersous whose destruction is incidentally una voidable in armed contests. Military ne cessity does not admit of the infliction of suffering for the sake of suffering or for revenge, nor of maiming or wounding except in fight, nor of torture to extort confessions. It admits of deception, but disclaims acts of perfidy. When a commander of a besieged place expel the iwHi-eoinhatants in order to lessen the number of those who consume his stock of provisions, it is lawful, though an extreme measure, to drive them back so as to hasten the surrender. Commanders, whenever admissible, in form the enemy of their intention to bombard a place, but it is no infraction of the common law of war to omit to inform lliem. Surprise may be a necessity. Re taliation will never be resorted to as a measure of revenge, but only after care ful inquiry into the character of the mis deed that may demand retribution. A victorious army appropriates all pub lic money, seizes all public movable property until further directed by its gov ernment, and sequester. all the revenues of red property lielonging to the hostile nation. The title to such real property remains iu abeyance during military oc cupation and until the conquest is made complete. Tin United Slates .acknowl edges and protex-ts, in hostile countries occupied by them, 'eligion and morality; strictly protects private property, the per sons of the inhabitant's especially women, and the sacrednets of domestic relation. Whoever intentionally inflicts additional wounds on an enemy already wholly dis able.!, or kills him, or orders that this shall lie done, shall suffer death if con victed. President McKinley, Secretary Long and Secretary Alger are demonstrating the pMwibility of keeping the movements of our army and navy absolutely secret. Other ofhc'als in both the war and navy departments know of some of the move ments and contemplated movements, but all of them are known only to these three men. They are not known even to the! other members of the cabinet, they have ' themselves requested that the knowledge 1 be kpt from them. Although this poli- I cy and the rigid censorship of all tele- j grapi matter sent from points where in- formation of contemplated movements may be obtained has only beeu fully in ' eflee; for a week, its good effects are so ' apparent that there is do doubt of ils be- ' ing maintained throughout the war. In- ' formation of anything aocompuahed. or any battle on land or water will be promptly given out ; it is only news that ! would Indicate contemplated movements ' that is withheld. j 8 J ATE TROOPS. A Glance Over tta Different Caicpt sf Fenmylvania Soldiers. Governor HastlDgs has drawn warrants on the State Treasurer for the payment of $110,"ii0 to the Pennsylvania regiments whose rolls have been revised and cor--.-eeted in the Adjutant General's Depart roeut- Warrants are ordinarily drawn hv the Auditor General, 1-ut under the military act of 187 the Governor is in- cAtd with nower in emergencies like the one w hich called out the National Guard of this State. No portion or the expense incident to the recent calling of the Guard into hervic will be paid out of the fTl,(W appropriated for the main tenance of the militia for two years, and the National Government is expected to refund ultimately the State's uisnurse ments now in progress. The Adjutaut General of the army be lieves the Government has a snllicient number of otlicers to take care of all the troops called for, aud would much prefer that the men secured under the soeoud call should be assigned to regimeuts al ready in the field. What is most needed just now is enlisted men, not commis sioned officers. The law provide that in time of war, at the discretion of the President, each company of infantry shall consist of aix sergeants, twelve cor porals, two musicians, one artificer, one wagoner and seventy-eight privates, making a total of IU) enlisted men. Bach troop of cavalry is to consist of a total of PiO enlisted men ; each battery of field artillery a total of 173, and each battery of heavy artillery a total of 200. Under the first call the authorities were con strained to accept regiments with the minimum number of enlisted men, and i m certain cases, as that of the National Guard of Pennsylvania, a greater num ber of regimental organizations than were actually reqnired. It is the perpose of the military authorities to adhere more strictly to the requirements of the law and the necessities of the service in accepting organizations uuder the call for 7.-,0o0 men recently made, aud au earnest effort will be made to obtain men to fill up the regiments already iu the field. Those who offer regimeuts ap proximating the maximum are likely to be accepted, but when GOO men only are offered as a regiment, the probability is that recognition will lie given only to that character of organization which the numerical strength warrants. Oflicers of volunteer regiments already in the ser vice are anxious to have their commands recruited to the full strength and are likely to make special efforts to induce men contemplating enlisting under the second call to join the regimeuts already in the field. Sampion'i San Juan Report. Washixotox, May 27. The navy de partment to-day posted a bulletin con taining the reMrtof Bear Admiral Samp son concerning the bombardment of San Juan de Porto Kico, as follows: Upon approaching San Juan it was seen that none of the Spanish vessels were in the harbor. I was, therefore, considera bly in doubt whether they had reached San Juan and again departed for some unknown destination or whether they had not arrived. As their capture was the ohjc-t of the expedition, and as it was exsential that they should not pass to the westward, I determined to attack the bat teries defending the port iu order to de velop their positions and strength, and then, without waiting to reduce the city or suljei-t it to regular liombardmcnt, which would require due notice, turn to the westward. I commenced the attack as soon as it was good daylight. This lasted three hours, when the signal was made to discontinue the firing, and the squadron stod to the northeast until out of sigh; of S.in Juan when the course was laid to tho westward, wilh the view of coiiimuniciting with the department at Puerto Plata, and learn if the depart ment had obtained information as to the iiinvemeiiU of the Spauish vessels. At Cape II mien I received word from the department that the Spanish vessels bad been siirliUd off Curacao oil the l lth insL As slated iu my telrgram, no serious in juiy was done to any of the shim, and one man was killed and seven wouuded slightly. Vill loon b 278,500. Adjutant General Cor bin has prepared statement showing the strength of the m.litary forces of the United Slates when organized in accordance with the plans now under way: Regular army, 132,000; volunteers, (Grst call), liV0il; three cavalry regimeuts-at-large, 3,0(10; ten infantry regiments U. S. volunteers (immune), 0,0o0; engineers at large, 3,"j0o0; volunteers called for in second call. 7),0u0; total, 27S,SO0. The following gives an approximate es' timateof the State quotas uuder the call for 7j,onO more volunteers: Alabama, 1,I0; Arkansas, 1 2-T0-, Cali fornia, l.ft'JO; Colorado, 7!1; Connecticut, !; Delaware, 210; Florida, 4,"i0; Georgia, 1,1U-,; Idaho, l lti; Illinois, 4, Si; Indiana, 2,V1; Iowa, 2.2t4; Kansas, l.OoTt; Ken tucky. 2,04".; Louisiana, l.WA; Maine, 7.W-, Maryland, I.ltkl; Massachusetts, 2.K32; Michigan, 2,tiI; Minnesota, l.'i'l; Missis sippi, 1,2U"; Missouri, 3,21; Montana, 314; Nebraska, l,44o; Nevada, 112; New Hamp shire 4,11; N Jersey, 1,178; New York, 7.5u7j North Carolina, I.74.V, North Dakota, 24l( Ohio, 4,.'M!; Oregon, 377; Pennsylvania, fl, 4.7; Khode Island, 42rt; South Dakota, 1,- 110; South Carolina, 44; Tennessee, l.C-fif Texas, 1,454; Utah, 2Xr, Vermont, 307; Virginia, l,S7."k Washington, 704; West Virginia, Wisconsin, 1.HV5; Wyom ing, I IS; Arizona, 10!; District of Colum bia, P; New Mexico, at; Oklahoma,!. Aitor'f Battery Aeeaptcd. New York. May at The battery of fered to the United States Government by John Jacob Astorwben hostilities first broke out was accepted to-day, in a tele gram to II. B. Kly, Mr. Astor's represent ative in this city, from Lieut. C. March, of the 5th United States artil'ery. Lieu tenant March has been detailed by the authorities at Washington to command the battery. II. B. K'.y said to day : "The new I wit pry will lie on the order of what is called in England a mountain battery, the distinction lying iu that It can Isi used in mouutainons regions or In Jun gles, where a field battery would 1 of little use. The gun-carriages aud guns are detachable and are packed on the backs of mules for transiiortaliou from place to place. "The Iwttery w ill lie made np of six Hotchkiss rapid-fire guns, and the men will carry the customary Hide arms. A recruiting station will lie opened to-morrow. Applications have already been re ceived from Columbia and Harvard men, and olao from a number of !Hh regiment men, and, judging from the num tier al ready received, we will be able te muster in the battery within twenty-fnir hours." Will Kikt a Largs Army. Wasiiixotox, May 2!. The opinion of the President and advisers that the needs of the war against Spain will soon require the service of a larger military force than provided lor by the first call. which resulted in a proclamation this afternoon calling for 73,000 volunteers, was the result of a certainty that a large number of soldiers will be needed in the Philippines, and that a very large force will be required for the occupation of both Cuba and Porto Bkjo. Iliaalsothedesire of the government that European power be given an example of prompt action in the campaign against Spain such as will be afforded by a large and fully equipped army ready for service in the West Indies J and the far FmU Adjutant General Cor- ' bin slates that with the second call the anny will number 273.500 men. The gov-I ern merit is confident that this force will ' b adequate. It will allow the sending of loo.ooo soldii rs to Cut, 2.000 io the 1 Philippines, and 20,000 to Porto Rico, still leaving more than 125,000 in the United Slates, i Cuban Invasion Began Yesterday from Tampa. The War Department at Washington Admitted Orders Had Been Sent to Embark the Troops. DESTINATION NOT General Miles Has Left for the VOLUNTEER RESERVES WAsHtsoTON, May 30. -The military invasion of Cuba has bejtun. Unlos the orders of the War Department tniar- ried, at an early hour this morning the troops that hace been irathered at the Gulf ports began to break camp and march aboard transports wailing to car ry them to the euemy'9 territory. About 25 of these ships, the bictfis-t and fastest that could be obtained, suita ble for the purpose, bad been gathered ready to receive the troops. They will accommodate about 30,000 men, for in a short voyage like that from one of the Gulf porta to Cuba it is possible with safety and comfort to carry a tnuch larger number of men aboard ship th.n would be admissible in the case of a cruise to the Philippines, for instance. How many troops started this morn ing; where they took ship; whero they are bound, are questions which the di recting spirits of the campaign refuse positively to answer. NO INFORMATION FOR THE ESEVY. They have no desire that the Spanish should have opportunity afford them to gather forces to attack our soldiers as they land. Thorefore, nothing of the de tails of this first movement could be learned. There is a suspicion that the start will be made from Tampa aud Mobile, and it is probable that iu such case the fleets of transports w ill converge at Key West to move under the couvoys of warships which Admiral Sampson has provided to insure the troops during the passage across the Florida Straits against attack at the hands of some stray Spanish cruiser or gunboat. Schley Sights the Spaaiih Squadron. Was-iinotox, May 30 At 12:30 o'clock this (Monday) morning the uavy depart ment received a dispatch from Commo dore Schley announcing definitely that ho had located Admiral Cervera's squadron in the bay of Santiago de Cuba. The com modore states that he has seen and recog nized the vessels of the Spanish fleet. While the naval ollicials have been mor ally certain for several days that Cervera's squadrou was in the harbor of Santiago, the ollicial announcement from Commo dore Schley was recoived by the ollicers on duty at tho department with iutenso satisfaction. Assurance is now doubly 8tireth.it the Spanish fleet is bottled up aud that the cork is in the In it lie. It is not believed that Admiral Ctrvera will attempt to escape from the predica ment into which he now fiuds himself, as such a course would surely result in the destruction of his vessels and the loss of many precious lives to Spain. The sug gestion is mado, however, that the Span iard may blow up his whips rather than have them fall into the h inds of Schley, as they certainly w ill if they remain iu the harbor. The detiniteuch of ( 'oinmodore Schley's dispatch would indicate that be has effect ed a lauding uear Santiago and made a personal investigation of the harbor. It would be impossible from the entrance of the bay definitely to see and recognize the Spanish vessels, but by effecting a landing at some point on either side of the entrance a vantage point could be gained, trery likely from which the entire harbor could be examined. In all prolia bility Comuipdore Schley or one of his trusted oflicers has successfully perform ed this hazardous undertaking in order to gain the valuable information outti li ed in his dispatch. It is impossible, owing to the lateno-ss of the hour, to obtain any ollicial expres sion upon the news from Comuioduie Schley. What effect the certainity that Cervera is praclipally helpless will have upon the plans of the administration with reference to the invasion of Cuba can on ly lie conjms:ured. The transportation of land forces to the islaud, it Is understood, was delayed because of the uncertainty ooneerning th location of the Spanish squadron. If that understanding is cor rect the probability of an early invasion of Cuba is strong. ROIII.EY OFFSANTIAOO. Wasiusutos, May ). The navy de partment reoeived a dispatch from Com modore Schley lale to-day. His qnadron is off Santiago do Cuba. Advices did not ooiitaiu absolutely definite information that Cervera is in the harbor, but such is believed to be the case. Watwnan U tbe Soldieri. Lfxisotox, Ky., May 7. Iq tho pres ence of 10,000 people Gov. Bradley to day reviewed the Kentucky troops en camped here. Henry Wattcrson deliver ed an address in part, as follows ; For the first time sin.-o th3 CVusiles War has been levied for no cttiseofa pure! material kind, and with no selfish purpose. I scarcely like the shibboleth "Bemember the Maine." It seems to me too revengeful to bo quite worthy, al though I do not forget the circumstances to which it owes its origin. But I also re member the myriads of starving men, women and children ruthlessly sacrificed to feed the lust and to fill the pockets of professional plunderers mu-qiierading in Cuba aa Spanish ollicers and gentlemen. The time was long ago for some great jMiu er to stretch forth its haud. to iuler-po-e its authoi il y, and Usay to t lie world, "This barluiriaii shall proceed no farther." What power except that of the I'uittd Stales was lo do this? You are going to light a batile waged by man for man. You are gi.iug under a flag w hich, the ay in lad at onco of freedom and humanity, aud having God's blessing upon it, has never yet known defeat. Iu tuee war like spectacles, everywhere manifest, it hasidrnady united us as nothing else could have iiidted, email' Ipating botbbedion of the L'uion from tho mistaken impres sion that we were, or ever could be, any thing else than one people. Samera With a Turpote. Wasiiixotox, May 27. A rumor, which was revived to d-ay with some de gree of plausibility, related to attempts by representatives of European powers to secure peace through direct n present ations to the United States gnverutneiiL It meets with absolute denial at the State department The frequent repetition of this story is believed by the ofliciidsto le the execution of a policy f inquiry, to sound public sentiment as to terms of peace that would be acceptable. Tbecon dilions mentioned in these stories tie r teution by Spain of ll e Philippinesai d Porto Kico in return for the release of Culm represent the very minimum offer that might be expected from the Spanish side, but, aa moot pesce treaties are In the nature of compromise bargiins, it cannot be supposed that this is the maximum price Spain expects to pay for her iudul C nee in a losing a ar. YET DIVULGED. Washington City by Rail Front. WILL SOON SEE SERVICE. It is probable that there will be no los than four separate military expeditious, and that these will be lunded at four differ ent points. Whether Puerto Kico is one of these points or not cannot be learned. Before tho e ilire fore which it is pro posed to use in Cuba can lie landed the transports must mako four separate voy ages across the straits. THK I. Nsf ROUSTS Pl'T IX H!f APK. Arrangements have, been made to util ize the services of the insurgents to the largest possible extent. The Govern ment already has seat expeditions to a large number of points on the islands ami lauded arms for the insurgents. Most of Uie parties sncceeded perfectly in their oljcct, and it was said at the War Department to day that a suili 'ient num ber of tho insurgents have been armed to constitute a very effective support for the troops as they laud. A war conference was held at the White House at 3 o'clock this afternoon, between tho Presideut aud his two war Secretaries Alger aud Long, and Major General Miles, in command of the army. Vice President Hobart, wboaonmipanied the President to Arlington and rem mod with him to luncheon, was present a part of the time, aud Secretary Day, who had just returned to Washington, also drop ped in during the conference. After the entire situation, naval and military, had biengnne over. Secretary Long retired and Secretary Alger and General Miles remained to discuss more iu deU'iil the operations about to bo put into execution as a result of the definite ollicial infi.r uHtion that the Spanish squadron is se curely held within Santiago harbor. THE SPUT INFINITIVE. O. IU-rnard Shaw ys the Clamor About It I All XOMfMO. In a letter to thocxlitorof the London Chrotiiclj G. Ijjruard Shaw writes: I tdmuld have thought, now that we have i:u otaiK-my of letters, that it might rescue us from tho gentlemen who occa fioiitlly wrilo to yoa to explain how K:it,lish should be written. Soce tinio an you let loo.se r.n unhappy cicaturo to whom totno competent person had incautiously pointed ont a rouiincn blunder ia the nsa tf "and which." Jo$ understanding the tiiatb r. ho began ficcosiux every writer in whose works he could discover "and which" i.f writiug bad Kuglish Wilh yaur per mission, I have extinguished him, and he has not since heen heir I cf T'hera w.ia some excuse for that pocr wretch, liecnnw? thero cnqucstioual.Ie is a wr.tn? way of nsing "and which," Lut f-r tiio split iufiuitive" pest tlirro !J no excasu at all. There is nothing wliu'i ver to iii ska d him except his o.u nature. If uny man wcro to cbjct to a split indic ative twh as "1 greatly r.-rct." r A Split Kubjunctire mth as "1 should j:rcatly jref. r," cr a split imperative filch "coma slowly up," wha: news paper would waste an inch cf space ou ids foolish igaoruuee? And yet this ppl;t infinitive nnuscuso is taken quite seri ously by editors who aro euflicieutly good writers to repeatedly use it them selves. The iuCuitive is a mood in which the position of the adverb cannot possibly produce ambiguity; consequently the prder of tho words is not a matter of fifamtuur, but of stylo, of which the ear is tho only urbiter. jho ear tfteq do: uiands the split infinitive aud w ill have it in spite of all the silly people who do not know what stylo means. When these infinite insects are dis posed of, you will no dout t he attacked in duo course by the even more impu dent impostors who, though they pro uonnce tbo word "color" so as to rhyme with "duller, " and never hear it and never have beard it and never will hear it pronounced in any other way, from time to time pretend to be shocked When it is spelt without a "u. " I trust yoa will always insist on these nui sances definitely stating whether they prououueo it or "honor" tr "neighbor" pr "favcr" or "behavior" so as ta rhyme with "our" or "poor," as the case may be, or whether they are merely bogus etymologists century belated Johnsons. In cither case yon will be justified in recommending them to the care of (heir relatives aud suppressing their bab blings. ' tHek and Whit Effects, Plack and white effects again fignro largely in the domain of both fashion? nblo dress and millinery. Black aud White silks, satins and brocades just brought from over the eea are set forth by leading importers. Black; and white taffetas, surahs, failles and other faucy silks and liberty textiles appear. Black and wbita checks aad plaids are behig formed into stylish spring costumes by the fashionable dressmakers, aud Frenchwomen ore now wearing black aud white rutin brocadeshirt waists with their stylish black cloth skirts. Waists of black and white or gray pud wbito stripes or dots are always good style, Whether made in the manner of the cot (on shirt waists or with full fronts turned back with white revers over a fuckud chemisette of fabric to match. A fnll bhmso of cream white silk of satin, covered everywhere with a dra pery or veiling merely of jetted black pit, often proves tho most becoming of all waists a slender woman of iuditfer- ent complexion can select- Sometimes cream ribbons piutchiug the blon.se are tbo most satisfactory additions she caq pi .ike ta the waist; again, a bow of soft pink or brilliant cerise satin works wonders of improvement. New York Post. Crowing Swords In tbo Houm. Away Lack in tbo seventies, during tho famous deadlock fight on the civil rights bill, the question of tho adjourn ment of congress was under discussion one Saturday afternoon. Ben Butler, that born wit, bad stepped over tu Sam Bandall's desk for private consulta. tion. Bath r favored Sunday session, while Bandall opposed it vigorously. "Bad as 1 am, I have some respect for God's day." said the famous high tariff champion, "aud 1 don't thiuk it right to hold a session on the Sabbath." "Ob, pshaw!" responded Butler. "Doesn't the Bible say that it is lawful to pull your ox or ass out of the pit on the Sabbath day? Yon have 73 asses on your side of this house that I waut to get out of this ditch tomorrow, and 1 think I am engaged in a holy work." "Di-n't do it, Butler." pleaded Ran dall. "1 have some respect for yon that I dou't waut to lose. I expect some day to icc-tt you iu a better world." "But yen '11 be there, as yoa are here," retorted the sly Benjamin, quick j as a flash, "a mtn-fcrr rf K.n t,.-r house. " Louisville Courier-Journal. VIRTUES OF HOT WATER. Marj Are th jtchr and Pains It Will K-lirc. Not a p'ora conveying an impres siTi of entire fi licity, yet it may be found that water, hot, has manifold uses mid is peculiarly able iu certain places tu afford comfort cud relief. A physician who has tried it says that uo a'eut so quickly relieves uau.sca and viiiiitiiig as water, hot as it oan be ikeu. For constipation driuk of hot water a short time before retiring at aisht. L'ysoepties aro benefited by sip ping a enp of hot water an hour before eating. The Fame practice tends to flesh production, raid is omiof tbo rules given soiitcli.ni s iu prescriptions for the cure of lameness. As water is so considerable an ele ment i:i tho physical structnro-, it is iu tome sense a food, though knowing, too, that without it life cannot Le sap ported it is not usually regarded in that maimer, and tho knowledge tliat a weak stonitu h will retain hot water when it will nothing elsu may be often times of value. Let thoo who are inclined to nicer at "only hot water" try a cup of it, fresh wutir, quickly heated aud brought to a boil, used with cream and suar as for co:Ti e. If coffeo, :is many believe, en courages dyspepsia, nud tea renders its consumers subject to headaches, while a cold fluid with warm fluid is not hy gienic, it c'i'vvors to reason that if any drink must bo used at meals, the one wo aro considering (ur else hot milk), having uonoof their objectionable qual ities, is preferable. To ward o!T tho cold threatened by a chilly sensation, drink a cup. To loosen a tisht cough, sip water as hot as it can be borne, A hot compress, with a dry flannel over it, persistently applied to tho throat aud chest will cure a stub born cough, a sore throat and cut short in its incipieucy congestion of the lungs. To dip a cloth iu hot water aud lay it quickly ovrr the scat ot pain is some times a relief in neuralgia. The same application on thu stomueh will banish colic. In creep place about tho neck a flannel wrong out of hot water. For sprains to; fomentations ore excellent In such cases care should be taken that the clothiug is protected from dampness by the intervention of a dry cloth, and iu all the uses fcr it thus far given it must be kept in mind that tho water is to bo reidly hot In spasms place tho afflicted child as quickly as possible in a hot bath that is, one heated as much as comfort will allow. The convulsed framo will bo re laxed and soothed by its ooutact with the warm water. A hot bath after ex posure will do much to prevent the taking of au iufoctious disease. An oc casional full hot bath upon retiring is of great benefit in inducing sleep. Even a footbath will be fouud a help as a mentis to the same. When a person is tired and heated, bathing the faco with warm water will prove more comfortable as well as less dangerous thau tho use of cold. tak eyes are mode stronger by bathing them regularly iu water as hot as can be borno. If they aro tired, such bathing, to which is sometimes added a little salt, will wonderfully rest them. For a fine complexion and velvety skin never use cold, but warm water in washing tho face. It may be first wash ed with soap and hot water, then rinsed with tepid water. To bathe tho faco daily iu hot water will, it is said, re move pimples. Aud tho appearance of wrinkles may be greatly delayed, it is believed, by the use of the hot Lath. St. Louis Republic. Mistook the Hale. iHuicon Jackson was a very pious but very determined old colored citizen of Owl Creek Tallcy. He had a young mule which h)3 boys were enable to rido, aud their failure to break the aui mat so exasperated the old mau thut be determined to ride it himself. Uo was, however, uo sooner located on its back than he was thrown into an adjoining lot, whero he was picked up with both legs brokeu and his neck badly sprained. "What ou e-irtb did such an old mun as you mean by trying to ride a wild young male like that?" asked tho doctor. "Waal, suh, " said Deacon Jackson, "I never docs undertake to do nuthin widout fast cousultiu ov de Ijiwd au see in what ho dun tbuuk erbour, hit. I axed bim cf I orter rido dat incle what my trifliu no crcouut boys couldn't ride. au de Luwd he sed, 'Yessah, ' jes ez plain cz 1 am talkin to yon." "Well, but he seems to have given you bad advice. " -'.No, doctor, bis judgment was all right, fcr de Luwd knows dis olo vimS' never seed de day when beAvas afeered to straddle anything from a circular saw np to or elephant, but dis time I think do Lawd was jes' mistuoken in de mule." Altauta Journal. She Could Get the Aunr, but Still She Woodcred. A dear little woman op on Capitol hill married and weut to housekeeping iu the most determined manner. Shu set to work to keep an exact account of her expenditures, balancing her books regularly once a month. Oun of ber curliest purchases was an ice ticket for the season. It cost, I believe, fit). A mouth later, in making up ber ac counts, it occurred to her thut that flQ should bo divided proportionately among the several mouths mentioned on the ticket in order to give to each day's ac count only the amount of money actual ly expended on that day. Also she wished to calcclato and set down the pu in ber of pounds of ice used each day. The problem had several ramifications which ) have forgotten , bpt, at any rate, it was exceedingly difficult, aud the housewifo covered sheet after sheet of paper with her calculation. The af. rival of herbusLand found her dishevel ed aud iu a state of evident distress. "What in the world is tho matter?" he asked. The wife explained. "Well, eau't you get any answer without that figtriug?" he asked. The wife's eyes began to blink rapidly and she sniffed suspiciously. "Oh, I can get uu answer," she said, swallowing hard "I can get a lovely answer, but I can't pnt it iu my book because I can't tell I can't tell wheth er it's days or ice or money." Wash ington Post The I'ony Ia Frana-Joarf Land. At an early stage in our journey our difficulties begau. The pony Lroko loose the second night out, and, unfortunate ly, gorge'd herself with dried vegetables. These, together with dog biscuits and A 1 li W TM.niwtti t f milo . .1 ..... 1 f. . 1. . . Yious sledging, were ber usual fodder, , owing to the lack of legitimate horse J food, which had quite run out more . than 12 months before. As I eirxct.-d tho surfeit of dried vegetables brought cn a serjons illness, to remedy which Armitage and I clubbed together tho small supply cf pills which we had With us. He produced. I thiuk, two va rieties of pills, nud I bad a number cf podopbyllin ; so we made op a dose of ii in all, which 1 nd ministered to our iuvalid pony, mixed op in some frozen fat from our frying pan. This, I am glad to say, bad the desired effect of at all eveuts partly restoring ber to health. Geographical Journal. I'oetace Stamps. Stamps were put on the market in Aogust, IS-ii, but were so little osed that the government bad to pass a law enforcing prepayment of postage, which Went into effect iu 1j53. Before this ac tion was takeu scarcely one letter in a dozen was found with a stamp affixed. Today the postofneesof the country sell 4,000. 000. U00 stamps (counting postal cards, stamped envelopes aud stamps of all kinds), valued at fTS.OOO.OOO, dur ing a single year. Many English accident insurance companies charge an extra premium when their policy holders travel ia Canada or the United States. I i rfCilCV-.jKi -71 .tkv..;.'V i .i i , f-rv.-. 5 ? 1 Vitalize Your Clood. Overcome That Tired reeling. Get a botth cf Hood's Sarsapari'.la and tegTn to take it TODAY, and realize the reat good It is si;rc to do you. Hood's Sarsaparilla Is America's Greatest Medicine. AU Urujsts. Gibbs Imperial Plow, Made at Canton, Ohio, the lest plow on earth, can now bo aeen at J. 11. Holderbaiim'a Hardware Store. Light to handle aud very durable. OHIO. ' SHE OUR... D!sc Harrows. Steel Itar Lever Spike Tooth Harrows. Steel Bar Lever Spring Tooth Harrow With Wheels Old Style Wood Frame Harrows, plated front and under frame wilh wash era to protect bolt heads. Steel liar Lever Corn and Garden Cultivators, five, seven and niuo shovels, with Hill era and wecden. T Bar Steel Pulverizer Land Roller. Corn Planters, wit, fertilizing attachment. Champion Hay Rakes. Farmers' Favorite Grain Drill. McCjrmick's Mowers and Cinders Engines, Saw Mills and Threshers. Just Unloaded for Spring Trade, i Car Wire Nails, i " Barbed and Smooth Wire i ' Imperial Plows, i Harrows, i Kramer Wagons, i " Spring Wagons. 5 Buggies and Carriages. Call and examine my tM-k U-fnre you buy, J. BJIolderbaum SOMEHSET, PA. OTIC'E OF IXCOIirOBATIOX. Tlie Trustee, of 1. lUvliwl Chun h liy orJcriirthe Rnr.1. J. I Jill. I. Kit. HtcrvUiry. ; Js.Horn i & Co. I The Sweet Qirl Graduate Conjure up all the worda in the dictionary and no sentence can be formed that ia ao particularly appropriate for the young girl about to graduate, a tbo beading of this announcement. We honor it we honor the writ er who brought it to light. ...FOR HER... And there are a good many of "her" this year, f have some of the prettiest graduating fabrics ev : : er graduate's eyes looked upon. The lime is growing apace, and all our Spring and Summer fab ricn are Uing sold at Clearance prices. You will save big money by ordering now. White Materials, at these materially ndncrd prices: !." cents a yard for Potted Sw isse. India Linens. r; im h Organdif r, vulii e lNc i nd "JCc a yaid. '5 rents a yard for Vtiie Mulls, I'in Dot Siwes, Organdies. French Nainsooks value Sue an I & cents. 50 cent a yard for 8 4 Organdie, Fancy Figured ad Pott., I Swisses. Mulls and Haiitea Tallies and (15 ceuts. You ran order these trod tn.t : ! ! aa well through our Mail Order department as you c mid bjy thein 4 personally. May we hear from you. 525-527 Pa Am . PITTSELFG, PA 4 Bits. IM. 1 :i- ij America's Greatest Medicino. it r;:i Sharr-:n Your Appetite, l Jf tfoenyoBCin . j,fta A y buytho , .y.-. S&rr 15 Jli THINK tf I fDfil SOLD V.1T1I THAT l XP!:i:iAM ;,; J?pte James B Holdcrbaumf $125 PER MONTH f.2 PR M0- WE WANT A FEW MORI: .MB! AS TliAVELI G, " cov'y, ) GENERAL ' OUTFIT FREIJ. Apj-Iv at once for territory, of : A. II. IT.ERENDEEN & C, Ccr.ovi, X IMPOIITKI) STOCIi. 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