i THE SUN DIAL. which ! Krillm, "I mark only mm bright hours. I I mark the briKht hours, and only tbe bright; I dwell out ta darknoe. bnt ever la light; I e(mT the hob sheaves and dram not of nlfc-hU Fas?, fart fades the brightness, tbo bloom o the j-ears, And life the light while the darkness it Tu too swift for jour sifihing, too ewcct for yoar leans! 1 mark the bright hours. Tbe shadow Is cart So frooa on life morcmu : he noonday if piat. Truurare lipht for tlie tight trta-sure light to the last! .M!ata Constit-tion. REMARKABLE TOWNS. On ! Eng-iand That Is Mads or Railway Carriages, Scattered throughout the area of Gr-at Britain ore numerous towns and village of a curious character. One large Tillages actually consists cf old railway carriages, even the little mis sion chapel oeing built out of four large bore trucks. Another Tillage, with a population of 1, 100 and a ratable value of 8,000, bat neither church, chapel nor school, the only public edifice being a pillar letter box. Villages with a single inhabitant are not unknown. At Skiddaw, in Cumber land, there is a solitary householder, who cannot vote because there is no overseer to prepare a voters' lirt and no chcrcb or other public building on which to publifch one, while the only ratepayer in a certain rural JCorthum Lerlaud rarish has recently declined to tear the expense c' repairing a road be cause he considers it quite good enough for himself. In the isle of Ely thero is a little parish which has been somewhat con temptuously described as "a portion of land, with three or four bouses and per haps 12 inhabitants. " This place has o roads at all and is consequently put to no expense in keeping them in repair. As a matter of fact, there are no ex penses of any kind and no rates. Cue of the most remarkable villages in this country is Kempton, near Bed ford, which is seven miles long-and ex tremely straggling. To walk from one end of the village to the other occupies two hours. Sometimes whole villages will prac tically disappear. A littla Shropshire Tillage has gradually sunk, until now it is almost out of sight It is built on a dihUK-d coal pit, and the sinking goes on steadily every year. -ow and then a totteriug house is proped up to keep it standing, but in spite of all precau tious buildings are constantly falling to the gTound, and in course of time doubt less nothing will bo left but a few bricks to mark the spot w here a village onoe stood. There aro plenty of deserted villages throughout the country. A diversion of trade into other channels is sometimes suScient to produce this effect. Not inuuy years ago the proprietors of an iron wuiks at a townlet near Sheffield, being unable to obtain certain conces sions from a railway company, removed their works. Shortly afterward half the place was to let, and the windows of many cf the bouses were boarded up. Loudon Tit Bits. Hard to Beat at Boy. A cigar dealer in the west end said to a reptirtir for the Cincinnati Com mercial Tribune: "It takes a mighty sharp man to get ahead of a boy, for a fact One cf them came in here not long ago, and be was old enough to buy cigarettes and wanted a puckaga. I sold them cud pot the money. Iu a miuut'j a neighbor came iu and wanted to know what the boy bought. I told him. "Well.1 said he, 'that beats the devil! Uo you know what that boy did? He was in my store about five minutes ago and asked me to buy a pamphlet that is issued ly the Anticigarette league, whatever that is. He told me tLat the boys iu the public schools were trying to bell them everywhere to do away villi the bad habit of cigarette trucking among the schoolboys. I thought it was a good thing, and i bought ouo from him. He sold 6ome others in the same neighborhood. Jfow that little rascal comes in here and t-peuds my uicucy for cigarettes, aud I'ii Let a dollar that you'll fiud him around here somewhere near smoking for all that's out I'm going to look Lim up. "The next day I cskeel him if he had caught the kid, and he said: " 'I did. He and some chums were baving a rood time of it, and, more than that, all cf them were in the same Lasiness. They thought it was a good jcke. and I suppose it was on me but if they come around my store again they'll get booted out "But," fc&id tbo cigar dealer, "they are too sharp to get cacght They only work one n.an at a time, and none of the gang ever goes back again. Tbey keep a list, cud I aspect an exammatiCQ wi!l thew thct they have beta to every store La that whole neighborhood. Where they get the pamphlets I do not know, but I imagine some of the good people cf the league had them printed for gra tuitous circulation, and the boys con cluded to sell them. They're pretty aliek." Versatile. i ran across a station agent up m the bills the other day who came as near being jack of all trades as any n:an I tver struck," said Henry Darby. "I refer to a little dried tip looking fel low, with more mergy than Carter had oat and mere irons in the fire than any blacksmith of long experience could possibly keep his eye on. To start with, ;y little friend is express, freight and ticket agent, has a 10 cent store, 6ends a telegraph message when be has to, al though bis is not a train order oGlee; is postmaster, treasurer let tho local Sun day schotl cniou 1 two bulges and acts as distributer for a Biblo society. Then be is examiner for en insurance company, issues policies for fire, acci dent and tornado insurance, is switch tender at bis place, bays fruit for one eastern bouse iu summer uud rrodne for another ia fall anil winter. He has long been a justice of the peace, was twice school fratee uuJ tonucilman, is a deacon iu Lis cbcrcu and a leader of the hamlet tLcir. He was chairman of the city Republican committee, has the agency for platform ee-ales and riding cultivators, sells thrashers aud light vehicles and Cuds time to fish a little every spring." Louisville Post Informal Krceipt. Uneducated people sometimes have a happy kucck iu coining to the point litre, for -:iiT;le, is a story from the Boston Herald: Dan and Wosc, neither of thcra noted for erudition, were partners in cn enter prise which it is necdkss to specify. One morning a customer called to settle a small hi'". . ad after Lauding over the -uotiey asked for a receipt Mose retired to the privacy of an inner roc in and after a long delay re turned with a slip of papi-r, ou whic! were written these words: " We've got ocr pay. AIo and Dan. A CtKitout. Ralph Waldo Emerson once told a pood story cf a friend who always car ried in his pocket a horse chestcrt as a protection against rheumatism, jctt te re as other people wear shields and other specifics. Emerson thus testifies to the results in bis friend s case: "He Las never bad the rheumatism since be began to carry it, and indeed it appears to have had a retrospective operation for be never had it before." A plant grows ia Assam which has the peculiar property, when chewed, of temporarily neutralizing the sense of taste as regards cweet and bitter things. The Hindoos claim that the plant is an antidote to sniike bite. Out of the enormous number of wom en in Constantinople the population is nearly l.OtO.000 not more than fi.000 can read or writa. THE SUDAN SPIDERS. To Lire tlai.i.llv Ia the Sadaa On Mast Get Ised to the Insects. If one wants to live happily In the Sudan, one must get used to spiders. Theycranl into yocr dressing bag or come upon the table while yon -rs wash ias. tciK great interest iu soap and tooth powder aud all toilet requisites. Diftrrbed, tbey retire into your sponge :;ud remain thero till they are drowned out. One must also become ajcustomed to sand or dust steams, for tbey are fre- cneut and terrible cisturbtre cf your eon.furt They come upon yon suddenly when yon are quite unaware of their close trcximitv. just as express trains at a busy junction surprise the passenger uninitiated ia the mysteries of signal ing. Ihcre is a distinct sound like the coming of a train, then a rush by and the sifter diaft Palms sway and bow their ruaiing fronds to the earth, and eddies of dust buffet you on all sides. lifting you from your feet. Tents are turned inside out, scattering their con tents to the winds, or everything is in crusted with an impalpable powder, w hich seals up one's eyes, plugs one's nose and ears or chokes one with the nausectiug sweepings of a foul camping ground. As I am writing this a dust hurricane which has been making life miserable for the last three days is still blowing. The fierce blast of the wind makes metal so not that the beat from the nib carrying the ink to paper dries np the fluid t-clc-ro a line can well be penned. The sweat of the baud, too, mixed with the layer cf dust cn the paper, so soils the manuscript that one feels loath to tend it The Lies, seeking your tent for shelter from the cruel blast without. cling to your nose and eyelids with a tenacity which is almost maddening. At meals each dish is covered with gr.t before it can be consumed, and one baa to nurse odd corners cf the tent to shield one's cup from the puffs of dust beating up from under the canvas before one can get a drink that is not absolutely mud' dy. Loudon Standard. RIP VAN WINKLE. Jefferson DUcoTers Something Incongru ous About ills Celebrated IUy. Jce Jcffrson calls attention to an in' teres-ting fact tegarding Eip Van Win' kle. He says: "There is one incongruity in Bip Van Winkle which ia seldom criticised. Possibly ncno cf you ever noticed it Indeed, I will confess that until recent ly the fact never occurred to me with any force. Well, you could never guess, to I will tell yen. It is this: Bip Van Winklo is the only person in the play who speaks English with a slightly broken Dutch accent All of the other t haraeters arc obliged to content thoin selves w ith ordinary English. "It heightens the effect for Bip to speak as ho docs in broken accents, but if all the otber characters were to at tempt a dialect there would be such a variety of acc nt that the effect would be incongruous and ridiculous. All the feeling aud seutimeut of the play would be lest in this polyglot atttrnpt at dia lect "Several years ago a man engaged to play Nick Vedder caruo ou at rehearsal and commenced to talk in the broadest Lav Dutch uccent I stopped him at once, bet in bis own defense he ex claimed: " "But Kick Veddcr would talk that way, wouldn't he, if Bip Van Winkle did:' " 'Yes,' I replied, 'ho would, but you mustn't' And no doubt the man thought me very unreasonable. But this eniy illustrates the point t!:at many things apparently illogical must be done on tie stage to secure effect by inspir ing tie imiidnation. Absolute realism would La fatal. Under certain condi tions it 13 the necessity of dramatio art to make the impossible stem reaL" ii-lwucLce Wiacun&iu. Measures of Distance. A traveler in Florida says that on be ing asked how far a certain place was a native replied: "Waal, I reckon bit' 'bout two whoops. P'r'ps bit may be some furdtr," he continued reflectively, "but I 'low bit ain't niore'n two whoops an a holler." In Arkansas they will tell yen it is two looks and a go by, mean ing yon are to pas&two bouses and find your destination just beyond the next In other parts of the west, it is said, the natives measure distances in "chaws" of plug and will tell you your destination is about "two chaws" away. Tho Scottish way is to say, "It's a far cry," meaning it is about as far as one can shout, while in many cases distance is measured in time, the German "stunde" doubtless having its origin thus. Perfumed Cloth I Now Sold. Druggist'' in New York keep a per fumed cloth that is sold by the yard. It is imported end is ty some process known to p-rfumers saturated with a sachet power cr essence that is very strong and lasting. It comes as high as f8 and $10 a yard, but is very wide, and cue-fourth of a yard is a generous i upply. St. 11 pieces, three inches tquare or lees, are sewed in. hats, dress waists and skirts and are laid in glove aud handkerchief boxes and chiffonier drawers. When it is considered that a fine sachet sells for f 1, these perfumed lengths ere really economicaL Welcome Home. Peddler Wouldn't you like some mottoes for your bouse, mum? It's very cheering to a husband to see a nice motto on the wall when he comes home. Urs. Dagg You might sell me one T you've got cue that says, "Better Lite lhui utvir. " New York Weekly. Kxccut statistics show that the Eng lish citizen s heaviest bill after food, rent, clothing end drink is his gas bilL England pj.ys f 1 00, 000, 000 a year to the gas ccui' anies, and it is ca.'cclated that the gas companies realize a profit of f G.OCO.t'JO a year. Ears! Kail Delivery. The sul-joct of free mail delivery iu country districts occupied the attention of the lower House of Congress on Thurs day, when figures and arguments were presented w hich showed that rural de livery has passed the experimental stage. with the remit that the proposed appro priation was increased from floO.ono to fVitiO.OOO. Ijist year but f."j0,X was allow ed to this branch of the Postal Service, and the passing of the bill for the ex ten siou of the system will be pleasing news to the country districts. The free delivery having leen tried at Kutfsdale aud New Stanton, in West moreland county, and proved a success. Congressman Bobbins took a prominent part in the discussion ; he wanted part T the appropriation used for extra In spectors claiming that when a commu nity asked for the free delivery the regu lar Inspectors were alow to act aod that it was months before an investigation was made. The majority of the House, no ever, did not see it that way and the amendment was defeated. Bamboo fplits when it geU very dry as it will iu steam and furnace-heated houses, A rub with oil will prevent its drj ing, and w ill keep it fre-h look ing. Backlen'a Arnica Salve. The Best Salve in the world for Cuts, BruLnea, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fe ver Sores, Tetter, Chapied Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup tions, and positively cures Piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect fa'isfactiou or money refunded. Price 23 cents per bos. For sale at J X. Snyder's Drug Store. Somerset, I'a., or (J. W. BiaUier'a Drug Store, Ber in, Pa. PHCTOGRAFHY. 1 Critic Who Sars That It lias towered the SMdrd of Art. Has photoj-r,!phy accomplished any thing? Yes; it Las cbenpeerd art great ly. It Las lowered lite ttaudard with a public that instinctively prefers the ebam and the machine mude aud the microscopic. It hi:s reduced the artist to a demoralizing straggle with the amateur simply to get his bread and Lutter. In the beginning of the century England was celebrated for its beauti fully illustrated Locks, in which the greatest artists, engravers and printers collaborated to produce a perfect whole. Today the place of these books has l n ttken ty The Strand Magazine and The Sk tch, (banks to the cervices of photography. In the making of books, however, the tendency has always been toward the survival of the cheapest, and the cheepcet usually the newest has always iut rested artists for awhile, though for ttber reasons than its cheap ness. Steel engravings succumbed before wood engraving and lithography, and they, in turn, have succumbed to the cheapness cf the process man. In many ways until lately process was a great advance upon any other form of repro duction. Now process block makers are mostly photographers, who are killing each other in the rase for cheapness. I do not want any cue to think I would imply that pbotoT&pby is not useful to the artist On the contrary, it is, and especially in illustration, since it pre serves tbe illustrator's original design for him. It enables the architect to get, at small expense and without tbe trou ble cf going to soe and draw them, bits cf dttail iu fi-rcigu lands, though this is a questionable advantage. The world's gnattst architects managed very well without it One critic has said that if photographers would turn their at ton tiou to the recording of historic events, like tbe jubilee, or of vanishing build ings they could do an immense service to nrt In one way this is true, in an other it is not Surely this critic would be tbe last to suggest that the cinematographic "pic tures" the whole 22,000 of them, shown at the Empire, I think are equal to one picture cf a procession by Carpac cio, painted centuries before we bad any pbotcgraphs. No doubt 23,000 artists would Le required to secure as many views of the jubilee procession as were obtained by tbe cinematograph, and their employment might have been too much of a good thing. But if, 6ay, half a dozrn accomplished artists bad been commissioned and allowed to do what they wanted, might we not have had a record of some artistic importance? As to tbo photographing of old buildings, which would the architect rather have r.u etching by Piranesi or a photo graph by one of tho most revolutionary cf the Salon photographers? Joseph Pennell in Con tern porary Review. Why Tbey Cheered. Dr. Whewell, master" cf Trinity col lege, Cambridge, was a great but un popular man. When be entered the sen ate house, it was the ill mannered prac tice of the undergraduates to begin a loud and continuous rrhistlo. "How this originated I do net know, " writes Dcuu Farrar in Lis book "Men I Have Known." "There were two leg ends about it. One was that it intimat ed that tbe master would have to whis tle for a bishopric; the other equally absurd was that when some one had asked him bow to pronounce his name he had said, 'Yon must shape your mouth as if you were going to whistle. " But under tho rough manners of tbe stuck uts there was genuine goodness of becrt. Dr. Whewell's wife died. He had 1 til tenderly devoted to her, aud when be attended chapel after her death the cnelergraduates were touched by an "eld man's anguish and a strong man's tears." "When next be entered the senate house," writes Dean Farrar, "there was dead silenco. For the first time for I know not bow many years not a whis tle was beard, and then a moment after ward as by spontaneous impulse the whole crowded mass of undergraduates iu the gallery burst into a loud and long continued cheer. It was not aston ishing that snch a proof of sympathy should uk vo the heart of the great mas ter or that the tears should ruu down his cheeks. I do uot think that be was ever whistled ct again. " A Crest Awakening. "Richard, why do yon wish to stay at borne this cteuing? You promised that when ve were married yon would go to church with me every Sunday evening." " Well, my dear, I have been keeping my word." "But this is only tbe third Sunday. I iLink yen ought to tell me frankly why ;on do not wish to go. Is it that you have ceased to love me so soon?" "No, Sc5an, it isn't that at alL The ts.it is, I cen't stand your favorite preacher; ho is too dull for ma." "Tto dull. Richard? Why, tbe rev trend gcuilemun is regarded as a great revualiht !" "H'm, yes, I have noticed that there is always a great awakening cfter his lerrcou! Then sho began to cry, and be bad to go to pacify ber. Pearson's Weekly. Why tbe Blind Do Not Smoke. A ptculhxity about blind people is that there is seldom one cf them who smoke s. Soii'.ii rs and sailors accustomed to smoking vxd who have lost their sight iu action continue to smoke for a short time, but soon give up the habit They say it gives them no pleasure when they cannot ceo tbe smoke, and some have said that they cannot taste tho smoke unless they see it New York Ledger. Coptic Superstition. Ti e CoLtic Christians believe that on Christmas eve the nature cf every sav age Least is tamed; that children may play with a lieu, uud that all venomous reptiles lose their power to barm. The Scale. ThU pestiferous insect called the Sau Jose scale, from the place where it was first discovered in this country, is now reported to be spread pretty thoroughly over the United States. In New Jersey it is so well established that Trof. Smith. of the agricultural department, says it cannot be exterminated. The alternative appears to be that it will exterminate the New Jersey fruit crop, says the Philadel phia Lsdcer." But this is only one of the msec, foe agtinst which the farmer must contend, and nothing shows the laiter's ignoranco of aud indifference to his own best interests than the fact that ho often deliberately refuses the aid ol his Ixsst allies, the insectivorous birds. and kills tbeiu off as fast as be can shoot them. There was never such complaint of insee-t pests as long as the birds abouudeJ. - Coking Coal Optioa. Eighty acres of the Banning tract of coal land lying near New Haven is under option to the Cambria Iroa Company at $L3Wan acre, says the Connellsville News. After this option was U):id., W. J. Uin ey, tbe Clevelan I coke eperator, made a bid ol fliii an acre for the tract. The option of the Cambria Iron Company, it is understxxl, holds goexi fur 0U days. There is little reason to doubt that the co il will be sold at the option price. A small tract onnsistiu? of 12 acres, sep arated from the min body of the oal, is uuder option to the same company at a figure slightly under that placed upon the larg-ar tract. The whole ileal, if it is con summated, will involve a money transac tion of more than $100,000. The prico will be the highest paid for a body of coal of equal sizi in the history of the CocnelLs ville c-ke region. Si far as is known the price has never been equaled for bit unin- uus coal in this country. I SIR JOHN MOOR Tho Brave Soldier Died as Ue Had Alsmrs lioped lis Would. Moore was dj iiig. Eaird was severely wounded. 1 he early winter night was creeping over tho field of battle, and Hope, gallant soldier though hi was, judged it prudent to stay his band. Soc It bad been roughly driven back. Tbe transports were crowding into the barber, it was enough to have ended a long retreat with the halo of viotory and to have secured an undisturbed em barkation. Meanwhile Moore had been carried into his quarters at Cor una. A much attached servant stood with tears run ning down bis face as tbe dying man was carried info the bouse. "My friend," said Moore,Jit is nothing!' Then, turning to a member of his stuff. Colonel Anderson, be said: "Anderson, yon know I have always wished to die in this way. I hope my country will do me justice." Only ouco bis lips quiver eel and his voice shook as he said, "Say to my mother" aud then stopped, while he struggled to regain ' composure. "Stanhoj e," he said as bis eyes fell on bis aid-dc-caiup's face, "remember mo to your sister" the famous Hester Stanhope, Pitt's niece, to whom Moore was engaged. Life was fast and visibly sinking, Lut be said, "I feel myself so Strong I fear I Ehall be long dying." Eut he was not Deutb raine swiftly and almost painlessly. Wrapped in a soldier's clcsk, be was can-ied by the light cf torches to a grave hastily dug in the citadel at Ccruna, and far c3 to the south, as the sorrowing cffkcis stood roend the grave cf their dead chief, could be he-ard from time to time the sound cf Soult's guns, yet in sullen retreat. That scene is made immortal in Wolfe's noble lines : Fvw and short were the prayers we said. And we sjke not a word of sorrow, Eut we steadfastly gazed on tho face that was dead. And we bitterly thought of the morrow. We tSrouRht as we hollowed hix narrow bed And ncooihrd dawn his lonely rl'!ow That the toe and tbe stranger wouQ truado'er bis lu-nu. And we far as ay on the billow. Cornhill Magazine. WHISTLE DEAFNESS. Tho 6 1 rants Disease Which Attacks Loco motive Engineers. "Railway surgeons are learning many new facts in regard to tbe physical re quirements of railway employees," said J. K. Matson of Chicago at the Southern. "Recently the railway surgeons of tbe United States held a national con vention in Chicago, and one night I beard an interesting chat iu the lobby of a hotel ly some of them. Tbe uni versal opinion among them was that it is just as important that tho ears of railroad employees, and particularly the cars of locomotive engineers, should be scientifically tested for natural or ac quired defects as that their eyes should be tested for possible color blindness. 'Whistle deafness' is now a common disease among railroad employees. Many a railroad accident could be traced to this peculiar 'whistle deafness' if tho truth were known. This disease makes the ear cf a locomotive engineer sensitive to tbe sounds by which he is immediately surrounded, but entirely deaf to sounds cf all other kinds. "Tbe same condition is often ob served cmcng boiler makers, who con bear slight noises when the air is laden with the clatter cf hammers upon iron plates, while tbey are insensible to the same sounds in quiet surroundings. Lo comotive engineers tttuetin.es have de fective ears that can detect slight sounds indicating imperfect workiug of the ma chinery, even while the Lell is ringing or the whistle blowing or both are. in cse. A locomotive engineer thus afflict ed should be relieved of duty for awhile until tbe ear has recovered its normal condition, enabling it to discriminate between sounds according to their exact relative volume, pitch and intensity." St Louis (Jlobe-Democrat Cog ttation. The gentlemen ' cf tbe bar, who not infrequently have to take rebukes from the Lcuch, greatly enjoy a chance to make a legitimate retort agaiubt tl:o court The story is told that a certain judge who during the plea cf a rather prosy lawyer could not rcfraia from gently ucdeling nis bead in sleep was caught at Ibis by tbe lawyer, who look ed significantly at him. "Perhaps, "said the judge testily and prevaricatingly, "the counsel thinks tbd court was asleep, bet bo may be assured that tlie ettrt was merely cogitating.' Tho lawyer talked cn. Presently the judge, again overcome by bis somno lency, nodded off and aroused himself with a little scddin snorting snore. "If it plcare your honor," said the lawyer, "1 will suspend my ple-a until tbe court shall bave ceased to cogitate audibly." "You may go on," said the judge, and be did uot fall asleep again. Ex change. Borne English. Erglish tccid cchccl teachers can all troouee coaming examples ol naive parental crtbegrapLy. Here are two scraps trcra the correspondence cf cer tain Australian mothers. The first is an excuse : Pleanc. snr, tri kids kant go to tkule. as t here clute is sure i out. an thay kant git more till the wheels tec Id. The next refers to clothing: Dun Mr. : l Uiue erndene pnrof eoksto 01 a bt y of ten isis old cue par tout one cine years Did one. mr to Ct one seven years 1 want the three pcrs uli exst iion slokings. London Globe. The peprJalit-n cf Iceland in 1894 was 72, ti7. Prior to IbiiO there was a goexl deal of emigration, chiefly in Win nipeg. Lot there has been very little siuce that year. Sixty-five per cent cf the population live by icariug sheep aud cattle &z& 18 per cent by fishing. Cla.-gow, Manchester and Birming ham are still the foremost industrial centers of Europe. From all over the- country come words of praise for Cham'uevlain's Cough Remedy. Here is a sample let ter from Mrs. C. Shcp, of Little Rev.k, Ark. : "I was sufTering from a very severe cold, when I read of (be cures that had been effected by Chamber lain's Cough Remedy. I conclueled to give it a trial and accordingly proe-ur-el a bottle. It gave me prompt re-iief, aud I have the best reason for ree-om-mending it very highly, which I do with pleasure." Sold by all druggists Somebody has asked tor Kolert Ixiis Slevenson'. prayer. Possibly this ia what he wants: "Kobert Louis Stevenson's prayar, exuupoBed and read to his family the evening before bin death: We bo aeeeh Thee, Lord, so behold us with favor, folk of many f.tinilies and nations, gath ered together in the peace of this roof; weak men and women, subsisting under the covert cf thy patience; Be patient still ; stiller ns yet a while longer, with our broken promises rf good, with our idle endeavors against evil; Buffer us a while longer to endure, and (if it may be) help us to do beHter. Bless to ns our ex traordinary merries; if the day come when these must be taken, have us play the men under afllietion. P-e with our fi iends; be with ourselves. Go w ith each of us birest; if any wake, temper to them the dark honrs of watching; and when tbe day returns to us, our sun and comforter, call us with morning faces and tb morning hearts, eager ti labor, eager to tie happy, if happiness be our portion ; and if the day be marked to sorrow. strong to endure iu We thank Thee and praise Thee ; and in the words of Him to whom this day is sacred, close our o ba ilor.." IJ irdoek Dloexl Bitters gives a man a c'larlieael, au active brain, a strong, vifor-iu bly makes him fit for tbe aLltl.'of life. a USEFUL LIFE nEHSVjED IS! fl REMARKABLE HAZIER. UiEsy Y. Wilson Was tistr Dssih's Door. Dcciors Fsibd fa Hs!? Risi A H3ir,9 Rsfiedy Su cssded h Saving Els Lifs. From tA. Evening Acwa. Detroit, Mich. Wney Y.Wilson, contractor end bail.lcr, to own tip that Pf. William' rir.k ,. '. ' . v, , K- I s,nvt l-lxd mi'.ts I had no conhiicnce in them. livinS in Detroit, llleh at l!ihU n-e-t, on j,,,,, W4, said reparln.g Pr. Williams' l ink y id my wife that tlie pills Pills for I'aie People: "For years I have tt i,,.. me. I took three bote? i-ef.re been out of doors in all kinds of bad weather, i wa, emi-ly cured, and we now ket p them lookiuc aAer my building contracts. I have in ti e house all tlie time. worked many days in the rain and cold to "I am foTr'l .'le T.-.td' wHl iuw compic, some ,miIdin?. About two year, bi ggj urVkklneT ego I notice.! I could not p-t an.uud as I ,r)uj,l1, sli(1 p,.,,,. aiuscular neakucts, as should, and commenced to have a severe pain rlirrj .. in my hack. I triti the usual remedies srilli- " J t,0.T recommend them to evci-rone in out gvttini; any relief, and for nearly a year I niv uriv:liWuooi, where I formerly made wflered intensely. I kept tip as ifii as I sport of uli proprieiary remedies .' could, a- I had several contract for buildiniri . i "r?,l . . w that had to lie completed. . r"", '"' ZTl.. f M ircb l-- "At nicht I eould not sleep. My p!..v- ary Puhne, thi fairtli dy of March, is. . cian said it , my kidneys, and .very .Uy P.OBEET t- H r J L, J r ' I went out doors tlicy would keep n.c ake . Coout Mi el, lmi. nearlv ail the fcllowiuz nitlit. Instead of An nH'yi of Pr. W illiain-' 1 ink 1 i.. for p-niil? N-tter I became .or, nml worried Pale People l.owtl,at they eantain in . con- a crTt drU about mv work? The doe-tor dense.1 form nil the elements rieoearv to pu, i? mnt qni work .ml fo to bed, or he new lift- and trj- l. the '7' would no, be riivmiMe f-r my life. sh ;ttrml nerves. 1 hey are an ""hdir. V- - All the medicines M .k only helncd ri!ie for m' a. Womofor ataxia ) sr- me temirarilv. N.mc days I wcwld ftrl tial ramlyris. St. itus'di.nee.sruii.w m nral- bettor s. diro out. dar only to be ncaiu eon- (rm. rheumatic, nervons headarhe the at.er fined to mv bed for Vreeks at a time. One efleets of la pr,rPe, pall.-itatioa of the h art dav mv wifesnKnird that 1 try Dr. Wil- pal", J Tl "" f"' "'j hams' "Pink PiPs for Pale Frople, and I wekne-. enherin male or f'; "' lae!,ed m the idea. . disenv. nMtilttrc from vit-jled b u mr? in .be Finally when I pot into snch a eonnition that would take almost ..ytl.i... in the i,.. ..r i;..f T iried ibe oills. Tiiev helped me from (he'start but I would not ark now 1 W i, L i it was the other modieine that had just eoaimenced to work. 1 disliked RATS AS SENTINELS. THE TRICK WCRKEO BY CRIMINALS IN AN OHIO PRISON. Convicts Who Trained Bata to Give Warn ing; cf the Approaeh of Keepers While They Sawed Their Cell llar A Sheriff Rewarded For Vigilance. A story told ly W. R. Ryan, an old Ohio sheriff, illustrates the ingenuity of criminals, llyuu wes sheriff cf Cuya heiga county for several years and re fuied a third or fourth nomination for the office for tbe reason that the county jail in Cleveland was so old and dilapi dated Uiat tho watching cf the 70 or 80 prisoners was more of a job than he cared to keep. While ho was still in charge a notorious criminal named Fos ter and au accomplice were convicted and sentenced to a long term of liu prisoument in the Ohio penitentiary, At that time the jail was crowded, and Sheriff Ryan w-as compelled to place both convicted men in the same cclL The sheriff lived in tbe county build ing, and on tbe uigbt following the con vict ion of I-oster be went to bed soon after supper, intending to ge t up early the next morning and take the two prisoners to tbe penitentiary. About midnicbt he awoke with a start. He v. us trembling violently and was con vinccd that trouble was brewing in the jcil. "There's ' something wrong iu the jail," ho said to his wife, "ind I'll bet Foster is about ready to break out. I'm going down stairs to look around." Dressing himself, he put a revolver into his pocket and noiselessly went down to tbe chief jailer's room ou tbe first floor. Abe Abrams, his deputy, was guarding tbe jail door. "What's the matter?" assed Abrams. "What's wrong in tbe jail?" returned the sheriff. "Nothing," replied Abrams. "Haven't yon heard tho noise of saws?" asked Ryan. "Nope, and they ain't been workiug, or I'el heard 'em, as I've been laying mighty quiet Ry.in was suspicious and listened at tentively at the jail door. There was no noise except an occasional snore of cue of tlie prisoners. "Abe," said Ryan, "I'm certain Fes ter aud his ial are np to mischief. I've been feeding it in my bones all uigbt. aud I'm going to sueak in two tiers un der their cell aud listen. " He opened tbo jail dexir noiselessly aud crept through the jail until he was under Foster s cell. He bad not mad a the slightest uoiso. Of that he was cer tain. Ho breathed regularly end witbans littlo noise as po.-ible, aud be could not detect a sound which indicated that an effort was being made to saw tho cell bar. Nevertheless, he could not get ri.l tf Lis suspicion and remaixed thcro prfectiy quiet until 6 o'clock. Then Le went to Ireaklast, called i deputy mid, placing the handcuffs and leg iror, i cn Foster and bis confederate. prepared to tako them to Columbus on au early train. "As seen as we leave," said the sheriff to Abrcras, "yen searcli tbe cell cud telegraph me tho malt at Culcm- tos." When Columbus was re-ached about noon, tbidine.'sagowaa handed to Ryan Found two una Cno Cle saws in cell. Annans. Ryau Landed the telegram to the prisciurs, and when tbey read it tbey laogbeeL "ion sec, boys, that yon may be pretty foiy, Lut you couldn't leat the old man," said tho sheriff. "That a right," stiid Fester; "but what made yon ccme iuto the jail last light aud stay so long? Who put yon cu?" "Nobeidy," answered Ryan. "I just guessed it. Eut how did yen know I was then;? Did yon bear me?" "Not n round. You made a quiet sneak fox such a Lig mau," exid Feis ter'u pal. "A hea how elid yon know 1 was there?" persisted iho sheriff. "Now, leo here, Mr, Ryan," replied Foster. "We're iu for a long term, and if yen w ill pet a geed word iu for us we'll tell yon our secret" "Agreed:" said Ryan. "Well, where we get tho saws is neither here nor thcro aud none of ycur business," said Foster, "but we knew yea vrero watching ns and knew that if wo wenttd to give yon the slip we wcuhl Lavo to exercise mere thuu or dinary or human vmilaure. Now. the jail is full of rats, cud jail rats. Laving been killed so often by way of amuse ment fer tho rriscners, ore timid. Rata liLo meat. We saved some e:f cur meat nt rupper every night and scattered it in lront cf the cell. The rats soon real ized that we meant them uo harm. and after a number cf experiments they would allow cue til ns to feed them while the other woiked. Rats bave a keener sense of hearing than men, and if cn outsider should appear they would tun. eli, when you sueaked iuto tbe jail la night we didu't bear yon, but the rats did. They scampered and wo quit When yen left, the rata retnrneel, Vut it was too late then, aud the game was up. " The records cf county commissioners show that on tbo following day a reejui sitiou was received from the sheriff's cCice calling for two dozen rat traps and a case cf rat poison. Pigeeoiholcd in the prosecuting attorney's efiice is an indictment entitled "State of Ohio ver sus Rodent, for aiding and abetting the attempted escape cf certain prisoners cf the statu from the county jail cf Cuya hoga county, state of Ohio." This charge never came to trial, end the de fendants snffeiTed capital puuish'uent vhe never captured without even hav ing a hearing. Cleveland Letter. Applaiu. A friend having declared in Mrs. Sid- i ('hi?' hearing tLut applause was Liees- :.ty to cctua that it gave them cuuU- J r.iuce, ".More," int. rposcet she jt i giits c breath." n I nio..i. i hik i ma pr- - will be ser.t pnet . pa.d on rece,, of rnce nfi i cents a box. or six Ihth for .O-Uliry u. - 1 never soid in bulk or bv the POi fcv al.irr ! in? Dr. Will ama Medicine Company, M-li nectady, i . The Loves of aa Architect. The architect, says Rcsscll Sturgis In Tbe Atlantic, mui-t poKaess a love of building, aud of heavy sMues, cud of rood Lrieks. and of stout, solid walls and of handsome timbers, handsomely cut aud framed. lie mcst ever, love the new material, wrought and rolh iron and steel, for its great and as yet only partly known capabilities. Wb n one in askt d ty a would be i student cf architecture about his (the : i ndent's) chances of suce-eeding as an i.rchitect. it is very cood to fiud oot what bis proclivities are and wheth er ho is merely interested iu fine art and seized with tho ide-a that archi tecture is an eu.-y, fine urt to study and to practice. The architect should love tho quarries and should visit them with eager curi osity. The cleavage of stone and its ap pearanco iu its natural bed should be not only a delight to him, but au object of closo study. Tbo architect should love the lumber yard, net to say the forest. To him the timber iu itself should be a thing delightful to study and its possible uses delightful to con template The architee-t should leive the brickyard, aud experiments iu cements and in mortars should be his holiday amusement And, finally, tho nrchitect must have sueb au rye and such soundue-ss of judgment that bad wrrk cannot eseape him. A f.inii!ijrity with details not unlika that cf a gooel mast builder ho inurt combine with a knowl edge 1 1 urine Miles and e.T possibilities fur beyond that of tho master builder, so that gixxl work will come to his buibiincsas of inevitable) senueue'e, and bud or even slighted work will bo im possible iu them. - Gold.luiths Toeerty. Iu 17o3, two years after f-ioldstuith returned from bw wnuderinga on the coutiiu nt, ho piesciited himself at Sur-ge-ons' hall for examiuaiiou as a hos pital mate, with tho view of entering the sirr!;v e r tiavv, Lut he suffered the mortification eif being rejeetxl ad uu qualified. That ho might appear before the examining surgeon suitably dressed Goldsmith obtained a new suit of clothes, for which Crifliths, the pub- lisher of Tho Monthly Review, became se-curity. Tim clothes were to be return- eel immediately wnen tiio purpose was sirved. or the debt was to be discharged, Focr Goldsmith, having failed iu his object and probably distrcsseel by urgent want, pawned tho clothes. The pub lisher threatened, and Goldsmith re plied : "I know cf no misery but a jail, to which my own inifrcdence and your letter seem to point. I bavo seea it in evitable these three cr fcur w-eks aud. Ty Leavens, request it as a favor a fa vor that may prevent something uioro fatal. I havo been some years s!ruj gling v.ith a wretched being, with all that centt ii- J t and indigence bring with it, with all those strong ra.-sious which make contempt insupportable. What, theu, bas n jail that is formidable?" Such was the hopelessness, the deep despair of this imprudent Lut amiable author who Las added to tho delight cf millions cud to the glory of English literature Exchange. Matrimonial Comuicndments Matrimony has ten commandment! Ihetewere ttuelitdcut ly Theodore Farkir sherily beforo the d:iy cf Lis wedding. 1 bey took tho form of t n beautiful r solutions, which ho iutcri'i- ed in his journal. They were- as follows First. Never, except feir tho best reasons, to epposo my wife s w ilL Second. To discharge all duties fjr her sako f reel v. Third. Never to scold. Fourth. Ne ver to lotk cross at her. Fifth. Never to worry lur with commandments. Sixth. To promoto ber piety. Seventh. To bear her bureleui Eighth. To overlook her foibles. Ninth. To save, cherish and forever defend her. Tenth. To remember ber alwavj iu my prayers. Thus, God willing, we shall bo blessed. Rebuked. A car conductor who wished to assist a very stent, middle ageel lady to board ond enter tbo car felt utterly abashed and rcbuke-d wheu she said ucridly : "Keep ycur bauds eff'n my back, will you? If yon ain't got no n: an tiers, I'll see if I can't 1 nrn you some!" And as she walked unsteadily to a vacant seat she said for tho benefit of the other passengers : "It makes me so mad to have these here conductors callin me 'lady' an be iu so familiar ev'ry way, an I guess I've learned one of 'em a lesson!" De troit Free Frcsi Circaiostanllal iZrldenee. Sberle-ek Holmes (at tho thcateT) That woman iu front of ns bas remark ably pretty teeth. Dr. Cultbs How do yon know? You haven't seen her face. Sherlock Holmes Rut she bas laugh ed incessantly ever since the certain went np. Chicago News. fits York Babies, There ere 00,000 babies born in tho lity cf New York every year. They number 250 a day, or one each six min utes, lake them out tcgethe-r for an air ing, and the row of baby carriages would extend up the Hudson to Albany. 100 miles. Current Literature. No Need. "Do yoa know, I don't think much of Mawsou." "Yon don't have ta. Yoa can size Maw sou up in two seconds." Harlem Life. Iu Japan all cars are naoking cars. and tho few American women who take nig railroad journeys in Japan find themselves very uncomfortable. Americans nse annually 3o0 cubio fee t of wexxl a head, while the English nse only IS. SomsrsE I ATI V II 11 Uli II Uiuw) (f.srmcity XvwrMci Mcfhimcil Hurt,) OPERATED BY A NEW FIRM, Has been refitted with New Machinery and is now prepared to furnish Stoves, Plows and Castings Of all kinds on short notice. ALso builders of the IMPROVED Barrett Gas Engine, Bet in i!-. Any size. Call and see it. We alao carry a line of BRASS GOODS, STEAM FITTINGS, PACKING, OILH and ENGINE SUPPLIES. Having put in a new and complete line cf Machine lool.s, are now able to do all class of work, Mich aa He-boring Cylinders, Planing Valve and Valve Seats, or any kind of Engine Work that may be re quired. We earne-sily solicit your work and will guarantee satisfac tion. Office and Worka near the R. R. Sutiein. Somerset Iron Works. Somerset, Pa. ' NEW TP El ONLY PERFECT " MMIIaY USE. FOR SALE BY- JAMES B. HOLDERBAUM, Somerset, Pa. SOMERSET MARKET REPORT J CUKUKtTKD WKKKLY l Cook & Beerits, Widnevlcy, March JO, 1S5S. fper ho Apples. drieM, t ' ( evaporated !.... Apple Butter, prr -r-! I roll, per ,, Butter, -j frei.li keif, per lb (creamery, per Beeswax, per .couulry ruiiie. per ... J1.0O 4e .l: iO to Vic IV aue 10 to lc Bcon.,,k,"rarcun Hir 81 1 suie, per m , shoulder, per S to c .. to sc gn i wiiue u.-i v y . jn,r oug c 2oc nfr J reen, per ... 1 niMKted, per !.. Ine rvnne K'iiirlanl, pr bbl U .ii to 1 V ( 1'ort laud, per tbl 4.10 r.iiir, pef do Flh.Ukeherru:g Vb Honey, white clover,! er tbZ Luni, per ft. . I. line, per tbl m MolliMxe. N. ei.. ner rul He . ..per lil Pa Hi i d pi-r :) M ir ZZZ; to 1.(10 ""ions per iuh . Jl.mj e,i t'obttaea. per bun S.i lo Fnic-lien. evnnurated. ot t ft h m iiw fruues, per ft H to 10c . i ., M-r uui , Salt, I nwnuiK, l TJ l m llairy, ; bun a ka " S' " - 4 bug trkF.. .4:t.a rmuntt alum. Isu fc :kB niapie.per UU); ImMirted yell.), per ft. x wbiie, A. per ft tr.c gninuUU-d, per ft s e e ube or pulvuriied. w.r ft he Per ttal J soc maple, per ml satrib. Sugar. Syrup. StoiH'war.', iralltm Ti. I low, per ft ' a'ui .v. Viuetcar. per a to Silc iiiiioiiiy. pr r Dll l f 1 toll 7") clover, per bun IVO lo l.m cri irton, per bus 4 oil " alfHifa, r bus 6 ") i w V b T.-r hit. .i Heeda. Millet, Oemian, per bu 1 is ( lrley. white tMwnilesa, per biiZ -A buckwheat, per bus l corn. ear. Der bn T. -.. Grain f shelled, per bus ":Jii..j oaU. per bus to v TVf. ner hif t A Feed I wheat, per bun ZZZZZZ .,, brn, p -r lay t corn and ou chop, per H) Ki H e flour, roiler process, per bbISi.7.V5 (X Flour. J . - . "Pni'S patent aud fMi.cv ...r," f te 7.V?i.TO flour, owerrnide ner llnji t. i Mlddllnint J w rr "" D 1 rea, per lut) ft fts CONDENSED TIME TABLES. Baltimore and Ohio Railroad Somerset and Cambria Branch. VOKTBVAKD. Johnstown Mall Kxprew. Rorkwnod 70 a. 'inriwi '"i, nioyesiowa VtL lilKlV- ersville lew), Johnstown U:ia Johnstown Mail F.x press. Rorkwnod 11-3) a. nioyeKiovu lil t, liuov ersville lii'4, Johustowa 1:10 p. m. Johnstown Accommodation. Rock wood &20 u"" ,r' : uyestown(i:lX Uoov-erevillea:-i, Johns low a 7:0i. OCTHW1ED. Mall. Johnstown 8:9) a.m..Hoover v I -19 10-iii oouieret ivsi UocKwood Express. Johnstown 1:.T0 p. Hooversvllle wood 3-ii Dally. I. B. MARTI.V, Manage-r of faaseDKer Traffle. PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD. CASTCRN STANDARD Tlaft N EFFECT NOVEMBER 29, 1897. OOltDrSSED SCHXDULK. i V . "" irom ene station at Johnstown as follows : WsaTwaai. Western Rxnress Southwestern Express --. i:Ht 9xt :t thlii onuKiown Accoimuoaation ohnstown Aorunimodatlfin Pacirle Kx ores Way PaMsenffpr Iliwbun; Kxpress ,, 2.T11 4X1 . V.IM p. m. asi Line JobnsUMnrAecuiamodaUon ASTWAKD. Atlantic E i press Hea-shoie Kxprvia. 5- ' a. bl. , 5r) . 8.-J4 liki.S Aiuxna AC4.-omniodatkm. I3r Kxpress Main I.;ne KXDrus iloona AceomiiMKiatlon Mall Exi,ms..... M P. m . li " H-.:jit -7:11 . -ltt30 - Phlladelihia xDreia ast Line Jlr mP'--.fnO''TicketAren t'o' ddrwT I,... t,Watt,P.A.W. 1 3u) First 1 tarilltt IltKaw t f lllll . Mil ft N Pi i a i 8 nyrlppQ- Phrmn it. rpfiiiirrs a irooa sciccica sioce and Pure Drugs Fresh and Goodcondition. Ia the way 0f 1 Prftsnriiition ?.r E we are sure to have it. You are alwavs sure of o-otl:' ', ,Gr 1 Optical Goods Sz Trusses Fitted. All of the best and most ajijirovci T SC kept ia stock. Satisfaction guaranteed. Cr Dmtririst. Louther's Drug Sto Main Street, Somerset, v This Ucdel Dmg Stcrsis Rapidly E:c:ri? at! FRESH . MB . PURE . Medicines, Dye Shifts, Sponges, rm1 Lomlier's PresGriptionsi Family ReGel UKtAT CARE BEI.ta TAKE TO USE OMLV rSCU A.ND rt'KEAKTICUs. SPECTACLES, EVE-(.LASSS, A- Full Line of Optical Goods always on hand. Fr;a large assortment all can le suited. TBE FI)ST BBilEBS OF C1GASS Atwavs on hand. It is always a pleasure to display to 'ntending purchasers, whether they br.i from us or elsewhere. J. M. LOUTHER (VI. D. MAIN STREET SOMERSET. Pi Somerset Lumber Yaw Hard and Sott Woods Oak, Poplar, Sidings, Waluui, Yellow Pine, Flooring. Cherry, Shingle, Ioors Ith, 1. hlte Pine Blinds, A ten era 1 Hoe of all grades of Latnber and BulldiD atoriai and Rimrns HaU k" ( Office and lard Opposite S.-CB.E, SUUon, TheN.Y. Weekly Trta BOTH ONE YEAR FOR $2.0 he N. Y. Triburfi Almanac tZXZZ ZXfiryt In I ns the! mIHu(lMi ,.f the fun.-.i stale-, the rmialitution cf Hie . f lunKley Tartir Bill, will, a romparfeon of old and new rate,. : Pnid. nt -M' K ? of pre I """Y"" llie diirTent t eo'iim m.llmr -r of III. I"! I rtbtla of Ftihlie Mr.ktlf t-i.-..i.. 1. 1.1.. . r. 1 I . ill. in . .... iM-iuriiP r ri i u i - - Tk.'" "jimi-rv, .,.n. i aii.x silver, tnl a vat amount oiomer in i -1 Ihestandnrd Anierleaii inianac, nutlMllve aud con. pltle, rori-ei-iiilimS ' ( W nittaker's Alnuinne in Kuriipe. .rr t I'rice-Veenu. IT WILL PAT YOU TO BUY YOUB -flexnorial Work WM. F. SHAFFER, SOMERSET. PEJfJTA. ManaCacturer of and Dealer In Eastern Work Furnlshd on Short Notlc ran in tunn mi Also, Agent for the WHITBBROXZIC ! Persons in need of Monument Work wll flod It to their intrwt to call at my shop "'f proper sbowinir will be riven them jrHatistaciion .naraoteed In every ease, an tha ' linv'ufM,l attention to Whrta Brit, Or Pur Z!ao Monumerb. produced by P.ev. W. A. Rln, as a decided ('Z.?f,7r"t ,D tbe, ?,ut Mterialand tonstrucil.m.and which la destined to he the Wm, F. Shaffer. . U room to do a brisk busineis. ' WE HAVE BOTH OF THEM! I make it a Tirilrt 4. large lane of Dru ;n Is? Glasses filto.I to ?u;t Call and have v0Ur . ' v.";s ter JOHN N. SNYDErT Favorits with Peojls in Search cf i 4 mi nTjn Supporters, Toilet Ankles, Perfumes, cCr. tUt DOtTOB SITW riRF05Al ATT 'EXTICS TO THE CO?orXDIJGO EHiLA-S CIJSISrEiS3"GHAiI, MAacFAe-rcEEB aud Dealew aits Wholesale A5D Kxtailixof Lumber and Building Materials, Pik-U, .Saei. HarRU IlaloHterM. lhwtai!. Aewel 1!l, Etc. t lock. Also, can furnish anything In tbe Hue of our business lo onli-r witi who-. W prom pen esa, such as Brackets, odd-sised.work.t. Elis Cunningham, THE GREAT NATIONAL FAMILj NEVSPAPER For FARMERS ar VILLAGERS, and ycur farcy ite tcce F'f: m t I'M L FOMKRSKT, PA- Vnmo.rQP. I lid UiilUlUU Send all Orders to the Herald. . . . tnrV Armv an I N:ivy. " ... f rolM.e paid. Seud ail onlers to THE HERALD. SO"-- ESLGRSID BT SCIDuinS AS FHlCnCiLLYrf L-rt-,.,t- trH-!; Si'J Over SOO Beautifut Deslgris. mm X-Jja.i. . r-iV;'' (price t i in t! i i ' t fre- - c-h:r i',rs !" V." .-;a,al to a-i- Jc 1" J