: SONS OF THE BEGGAR MAID. The moon hi king with silver crowa la tbe blue. Woe airy. Happy r lsfkT a low to down. Favored by fortune's ewy frown, What fa bis wand with the (tarry tip! A pale isiootibtaun. Be lajs it gently upon my 1P Kinsr. may quarrel and kingdom alio. Happy I to and dream; happy 1 to ana dream. fiere I to through the dew, dear night. May It lincrr long I Evcrr goblin and every sprite, Hsppy go ha7 happy go light. hinps In n y dreamland aong, singe la mj dreamland song. King may ,uaiTTel and kings may groan Kith a king, knK ieh Queeos may lanpuii anl make their moan. E--srarly tcaaJon and all tiane. Happiest qnoen am I. happiest queen am I A. O. Fieri tertaun In PUck and White. THE MINISTER'S STORY. He Takes Perilesw Bide ac4 tb. Gieet. snows AppreoiatHMi. Bev. Dr. Britt of Omaha, who offi ciate as editor of The Veteran, dearly loves a pood story and can tell one as vrcU aa listen to one. Dr. Britt was for year a leading miciiter in the Metho dist church, but resigned on account of ill health. He served in the Uuion ar niy for four years and earned the right to wear a badge of the Grand Army of the Republic, and his service in the ar my makes bim peculiarly fitted for kis position of editor of the Grand Army organ of the department of Nebraska. A few days ao Dr Britt was telling of one of his ministerial experiences. It occurred years ago in Illinois. On the coldest n'ght in the winter of J 678 Dr. Britt retired to bed in a well wanned bedchamber and prepared to Bleep the sleep of the just Just as he was dreaming of a donation party that did not eat more than it left he was aroused by a knock at the front door. When he answered the knock, a man stepped into the room and shock the enow from his coat. "I want yon to go out near Mott's echoolboute and marry a couple," said the stranger. Mott's schoolhonse was nine miles frota town, -ad Dr. Britt naturally ob jected to traveling that distance through a blizzard. Why not wait until mcmiag?" que ried the doc-tor. "It can't be did, parson," said the etraufit r. "The man has got to start for t'oLth Amtrica in the morning an want to take a wife with him. His j.-irl has tlejdily refused him np till three hours ago, an as he's got to start tomorrow he wants to marry her an take bir along." Dr. Britt hud been married just long enough to appreciate the situation, and finally consented to go. He wrapped himself up as warmly as possible and took hi place on the spring seat of the lumber wagon that was to convey him to the bridal scene. It was the coldest ride he had ever experienced and re minded him of that icy night before the Sunday that Donclson surrendered. Bat the home of the bride to be was finally reached. A few neighbors were gather ed, and as soon as the preacher was thawed out he performed the marriage cercmoLj. The next morning the bride and groom started for tkrath America and rode to the railroad station in a lumber wagon with Dr. Britt The doctor went to the station with them, and just be fore the train departed the groom called him to one side and thrust a sealed en velope into his hand. Dr. Britt thrust the envelope into his pocket and hastened home. Calling Mrs. Britt into his study, be opened the envelope to gaze upon his fee. The envelope contained a f 1 bill and a 50 oent shinplaeter. Omaha World-Herald. His I James Payn tells of a well known singer many years ago who in the pride of his heart greatly exaggerated to the tax collector his own assessment "The fact is, " he confessed to the commis sioners, "I have not 1,000 pence of cer tain income. " "But are you not stage manager to the opera house?" 'Tea, but there is no salary attachod to it" "But you teach?" " Tea, but I have no pupils. " "Then you are a concert sing er." "True, but I have no engage ments. " "At all events you have a very good salary at DruryLana" "Avery good one, but then it's never paid." Under these circumstances the tax was remitted. Insulted Hiss. Ferry What was the matter with Johnson Ltst night that he should get insulted when I asked him to drink? He is not a total abstainer, is be? Wallace It was the way you put the question.' He is subject to attacks of kleptomania, and when yon asked him if he "wasn't beginning to feel like taking something" he got hurt; very naturally. Cincinnati Enquirer. The most northern lighthouse in Great Britain, the northwest tower on the coast of Shetland, is built on a rock 200 feet high, the summit of which barely affords room for the necessary buildings. The rock itself has the ap pearance of a gigantic iceberg. The highest accent ever made by man up a mountain is believed to be that of Zurbriggen on Aconcagua, one of the peaks of the Andes. He reached an alti tude of between 23.000 and 24,000 feet If you are starting on a long walking tour, thoroughly soap the inside of your stocking heel with the common yellow soap nsed in laundries. This will pre vent your heel blistering. In Zululaud, when the moon is at the full, objects are distinctly visible at as great a distance as seven miles. By star light one can see to read print with ease. All lovers are alike, and that is why they correspond. New Orleans Pica rune. Cheerfulness a Duty. How many who read these lines re ally consider it a duty to be always cheerful ? There may I occasions when it is very difficult to maintain an even temper and make others feel the uplift a bright and joyous heart always sends forth, but every duty :s sometimes hard to perform. For the sake of one's self it is always a duty to be crict rf ul. Mel ancholy is a mild form of suicide. It wears upon the nerves and tends to break down the whole physical man. It disfigures the face with ugly wrink le and sours the heart with unpleas and brooding. The cheerful soul lightens life ca earth and greatly Increases the pleasure of its own existence For the sake of others everyone ahooid be cheerful jiyous under all circumstances. It is a pleas ure to be associated with a person who bag a -bright anohappy disposition. No one "can lone; retain friends and con-1 etantly burden them with a wail about j bis woes. People soon learn to shun a whimpering, complaining person i a bother and a nuisance. Everybody wants the companionship of a cheerful spirit and a pure heart. Children should be taught the value of such a fmirit to HiftmoulroA mr. A ... 1 t I i - - , . -uu net rij Kuns . j uiuuuwu, avuu varetuiiy trained in the best way of preserving an even temper and always maintain ing a cheerful spirit Dr. Reuben Eisenaan, a prominent phy sician, aad A. J. Ransie, a young mer chant of Latrobe, were arrested Friday and held for court to answer a charge of criminal malpractice preferred by a J cung woman of that place. The t;irl is i a critical condition and made a oonfes ek o to ber father. UNCLE SAM'S MENAGERIE. Aiiimala Kept at the Department ot Ag rl olt.r. roe ExpertmewtaJ Pnrpoaca. It is not generally known that the de partment cf agriculture has a menagerie In connection with it, but each is the casa The menagerie is not a very large one, nor dors it contain any raro cr strange animals. Mott of them are of the domestic variety. It is a part cf the division of animal industry, and the animals are used to develop interesting cases of disease and to illustrate the effects of an epidemic cr a particular kind which the division may wish to experiment on with a view i stamping it out and to tst various kinds of foods vt which a trial is thought to be efficacious. Comprised in this collection of ani mals are rats and mice, guinea pigs, rabbits different sorts cf fowls, some cattle and aheep and a few others. The larger of the animals are kept at the breeding place of the department, on the Beuuiiig road, while others are dom iciled ia tho basement of the division of animal industry laboratory, near the bureau of engraving and printing. Dow a in the basement, under the lab oratory, whicb was visited recently by a reporter, were seen a number of coops and cage:, in which were grouped guin ea pigs, rabbits and chickens. The animals srenied to be perfcly at home and formed a seemingly happy family, as some guinea pigs were in the cage with rabbits. One of the little white and black creatures was nitibling at the whiskers of a sleepy looking rabbit, which blinked contentedly, as if it en joyed the operation or was too lazy to resist any trespass on the part of the guinea pig. A dilapidated looking chicken, which had much the tame appearance as has a tramp who has been forced to saw wood fur a raeal at a "friendly inn," rested on top of a cage. - The guinea pigs seem ed to be the life of the place and ran in and out with apparently little or do concern whether "school kept or not" On some of the cages where the rab bits were confined, printed in large black letters, was the word "rabies." Upon the cards also were the warnings to the attendants and others not to put their hands in the cages. This meant that the animals bad been inoculated with hydrophobia virus, and it was therefore dangerous to handle the ani mals. A further precaution taken in such cases, it is said, is not to inoculate animals carnivorous by nature, as they become terribly ferocious, or any ani mals whose chief means of defense is by biting. A cat or dog, for instance, will strive to bite when afflicted with the disease, while a rabbit which is purely a vege tarian, will simply mope and die with out making any resistance. It was stated that one steer, which bad the "blackleg," remained at one of the experiment stations for about eight years, and the persons there really became attached to it Washington Star. CLEO'S THRIFTY MOTHER. Wnohed and Ironed the Dancer's Clothe and Walked Miles For Twenty Cents. The parsimony of foreign celebrities who come to this country has been fre quently amusing to Americans. Thero have been some very striking instances of it in recent years, but the mother of Mile. Cleode M erode seems to have car ried off the palm in this respect Sal vini, it is said, was so penurious that be bought a sandwich on the stive t for 5 cents rathr than pay for his supper at a hotel, and one of the stories told about him on bis last visit to this country was that once in Philadelphia he gave the porter of a hotel a penny and told him to buy him three tacks. The actor had discovered that his trunk was damaged, and he wanted to repair it himself. I Tamaqua was notorious here for his stinginess. It was said that he sold the tickets sent to him in view of his artist's privilege and hired bis own brother as a ' valet because he could be got at a cheap figure. Then be nsed to make him roll his trunks around on a truck at tho for eign custom bouses rather than pay the porters a fee for the work. Herr Van Biene marked aa a curiosity and sent back to England a hotel bill of fare on which he had marked the price, fl.SO, for a tenderloin steak as one of the won ders of an extravagant and youthful country. It may have been nothing more than good business judgment which prompted Mile. Calve to look for a business manager while she was here and then express the greatest astonish ment that such an assistant of the most capable kind could not be hired for $10 ) a week. These are 6ome of the stories told bout the highly paid foreigners who come to exhibit themselves here. But Cleo's mother holds the record. It is said that she astonished the servants at i the Imperial hotel by washing her ' daughter's clothes in the bathtub and ironing them herself. On the day before they returned to Europe the ballerina and her mother were seen on lower Broadway. They had gone down to one of the exchange offices in order to get 1 100 in French money. It was raining. An acquaintance met the two just as they were coming out of the office. "Why, that wretch inside." ex claimed the mother indignantly, "wants to give rue only 617 francs for $100." Then- lime, la Mere de Cleo de Merode put up her umbrella with a mighty em phasis and stepped out on to the side walk. "Why, a man offered me 518 up town. But I thought I could get 520 down here. Now we shall have to walk up town, for otherwise there will be no profit lfit for us." Then Cleo and her mother started to trudge up town. The dancer received $9, 000 for her appear ances here. New York Sun. Sweetness, The Blond I wonder if I shall ever live to be 100? The Brunette If ot if yon remain 23 much lunger. London Fun. Ian MneUren en Scott. "Scott was all gold, and even the nuggets are not enough; the gravel ought to ( sifted and the gold dust gathered in, for Scott had such an afflu ence of knowledge, legend and poetry that he did not write by measure, but put his hand into his pocket and threw out money that any might pick it up. What one is afraid of is that Scott is being ra'sed to the elevation of a classic, and that is the same thing as taking a man out of the house of commons, where he is an active figure, and placing him in the stately seclusion cf the house of lonis. I do not know a single page of Scott that is not readable, and I do not know a single page that would shake a lull's faith or bring a blush to a wom an's thvik. Why do not people read Scott as they ought to? Some say that be is not interesting, and others object to his style. Why, Carlyle himself brought the charge against Scott that be was amusing. Amusing! One of the grand est functions of fiction is to be amusing in the right 6ense that of lifting up the weight and care of daily life from men's minds by leading them into re gions of sentiment and romance. " The Kearast Approach. An English tourist visited Arran, and being a keen disciple of Izaak Walton, was arranging to have a day's good sport Being told that the cleg, or horsefly, would suit his purpose admirably for a lure, ho addressed hinistlf to Chribty, the highland servant girl, "I say, my girl, can you get me some horseflies? Chrioty looked stupid, and be repeat ed big question. Finding that she did Hot yet comprehend him, he exclaimed : "Why, girl, did you never see a Lorscfiy?" "Naa, sir," said the girl, "but a wanse saw a coo jump ower a prsahi pioe." Rambler. FEBRUARY ELECTIONS, OScial List cf th Ktwly HmU Sera ugh sal Ttwaship Cffioers. Following are the official returns of Borough and Townxhip oflloers elected on the lSih lost BOROUGHS. Benson t'ouncil, H W Uolsopple, Nathaniel Blotigh; school directors, W W Wised, N I) Shaffer; high constable, George Benson ; judge, David Custer; in spectors, Albert Nsugle, Sidney llolnop ple ; auditor, S D Yoder. Berlin Burgess, C F Swops; school directors, CA Floto, R C Ileffley ; town council, John Ream, W J Gardner; as sessor, H W 15 ru baker; judge, Georgs W Reihl; inspectors, D H Fiahtr, F E Zorn ; street commissioner, John Engle; audi tors, John Philson, John N Johnson; high constable, Harvey Cover. Ca&sel man Council, Grant Ueinbsugh, Simon Shacks ; school directors, Charles Youokin, J. A. Lip hart; high eoustable, J A Cook; street cominitasiooer, C U Yo ler ; assessor, B. W. Witt; Judge, C H. Yowler; inspectors, H H Witt, J P Eobtetler ; auditor, L L Weimer. Confluence Justice, GO Groff; coun cil, Herman Clouse, Samuel Bowlin, J J Dean ; school directors, V M Black, A N Tissue. A J Welfiey; high constable, Thos. Little; street commissioner, Hiram F rants ; assessor, J R Brown; judge W R Mountain ; inspectors, T B Frantx, C W Kurtz; auditors, Harvey ReiU,Chas. A Mitchell. HooversAille Council, Jonathan Boy er, C W Weigle ; school directors, K E Meyers, F F Clsrk ; assessor, W A Mey ers ; judge, Gabriel Ober ; inspectors, W ERodgers, W. H. Hoffman; auditor, B F Ber key; street commissiouer, David Zimmerman. Jennertown Justice, W J Peterson; town council Rums Rauch, D Peterson, U C Shaffer; judge, John Spsngler; in spectors, J F Berkey bile. J W Hutchison ; street commissioner, Frank Ueiple; school directors, D Peterson, George E Arisman, John Pellicord, S J Shaffer J J Griffith j auditor, C W Young ; town clerk, C C Snyder; assessor, George E Arisuian. Meyersdale Justice, W B Cook; town council, Fred Rowe, W H Habel; high countable, Henry Winterberg; judge, W M Daugberty ; inspectors, Charles Yaist, M M Smith ; school directors, Levi J Jo der, E D Leonard ; auditor, C C Naugle; assessor, Wni J Meyers. New Baltimore Justice, F A Werner; town council, Peter Weimer, H C Reidl; high constable, Robert Byrne; judge, Charles roch'inan ; inspectors, Wm Han kinson. John F Werner; street commis sioner, Joseph Gatdill ; school directors, Bernard Wolfhope, W II Straub, Joseph Zelier; auditor, Frsiicis Topper; assesor, H J Engbert New CerjUeville Justice, H S Bocch er; council Harry Biituer, Samuel Bilt ner; school dirtctors, R U Dull, WN Brant ; street commissioner, Joniah Cer- foes ; a-wesaor, William Flick ; judge, J P Sechler; inspectors, G H Boyd, ES Sechler; auditor, 11. A. Stahl. Rock wood Burgess, W E Baker; coun cil, Jonathan Growall, Austin Critch field ; school directors, A. J. Growall, D F. Kiuitntl; high constable, John Short; street commissioner, G W Pile ; assessor, W A Weimer; judge, Anthony Growall ; inspectors, II C Earner, C Beuford ; audi tor, J. R. Haines. Salisbury Justice, Levi Lichliter; tow n ouncil, Richard Newman, D I Hay ; high constable, Ben Livengood; judge, John W Ringler; inspectors, Oberlin Newman, K A Kidner; street commissioner. Thorn as Kcksrd; school directors, John J Liv- eogood, S B McKinley; auditor, Samuel Lowry ; assessor, T Glotlelty. Somerset Justice, Oliver Knepper ; council, Ed M Love, J W Frease; school directors, H F Barron, M J Pritts; stren commissioner, Daniels Knee; assessor. Geo M Say lor; judge, Wm P Foost ; in spectors, Tbos Jonea, Frank. Gilhett; auditor, J E Ferner. Stoyestovn Council, Francis Saylor, John H Snyder; school directors, C H Bender, Pembroke Thompson; strett eommissiouer, George Barn hart; asses or, William Bru baker; judge, David Penrod ; inspectors, R W Spangler, Chan Hendricks; auditor, Foster Griffith. Ursina Burgess, J M Marshall ; omi cil, Aaron Shannon, Wm Heil ; sch director, J C Forsythe, J S Lyons, H D Al father; street commissioner, ManU Kin;; assessor, W S Kubluian, judv . Augustus Sellers; inspectors, J J Rub. Wm Alcott; auditor, Albert CritchfiVld Wellersburg Justice, Wm Moser; bur- ress, Hiram Sturti; town council, John E Shaffer, Otho Wills; judge, Joh- Moser ; inspectors, G W Bradower. Cb H Close; street coinioUsiotier, F Psbi for; school directors, Samuel C Fee-hue sr., G W Witt; auditor, John H Meyer: town clerk, A Trimble. TOWNSHIPS. Conemaugh Justice, Elwood LSwank; assessor, Isaac Kaufman; supervisors. Josiah Thomas, Jonathan Yoder. Jacob G Misbler, Stephen Gindlesparger; school directors, Jacob I Kaufman, Josiah K. Shaffer; auditor, Joseph T Yoder; judge, Tobias Eash ; inspectors, Hiram J Kaufman, Henry Meyers; clerk, Wm L Ka fman. Lower Turkejfiot Assessor, D W Kuhlman ; supervisors, C A Cougbeoour, Eli Conn, K B Lenhart, L D McNair; school director, C S. Younkin, J L Hyatt; treasurer, Edward Lingentield ; auditor. W n Zufall; judge, J C Silbaugh; in spectors, A - W Conn, G W Anderson; clerk, J B Col born. Quemahoning No. 1 Assessor, John J Bowman; register, C E Dickey ; super visors, Josish Lobr, Edmund Lobr; school directors, Wm. L. Rininger, Nosb D Bowtuao, Herman Swank ; treasurer, Wm Maurer; auditor, James H Baush ; judge, R M Rininger; inspectors, J C Ankeny, Geo W Baush; clerk, John H. Ankeuy. Quemahoning No. 2 Register, W H Bowman; supervisors, Edmund Lobr, Aaron Blough ; judge, Alvin Shaffer; in spectors, Albert Hoffman, John II Clark. There were 36 votes cast in favor of form ing a new township to be composed of district No 2, and tbe Ober school district in No. 1, to two votes against Somerset Assessor, Russel M Young ; supervisors, Ed A Kimrael, L J. Custer, W W Young, Win M Rboads; school di rectors, Ed Coleman; J C Gnagy; treas urer, C W Coleman, judge, E E ugh ; Inspector, W F Countryman, W J R Hay; clerk, H II Cupp; auditor, J M Bowman. Stonycreek Assessor, Chas H Ross; upervisors, Charley Stutsman, John Croner, John Woy; school directors, Joslab Mi toller, C. L. Ballier; treas urer, Wilson J. Keefer; auditor John Raimon ; judge, Ira G Carver ; inspectors, I C Snoberger, U U Grady; clerk, L F. Brant Ogle Tax collector, J B Homer; judge, Henry Barn hart; inspectors, J W Seese, Harrison Oldbsm ; school direct ors, E Webb; E E Meyers, Harrison Oldbam, tie; supervisors. E Webb, J L Seese ; auditor, E J Seese ; township clerk Adam Rowzer; assessor, Ezekiel Felix. Paint Justice, Soott Murphy; judge, Joseph J Seese ; inspectors, Noah Berkey, H. L Sosse; school directors, Lewis Cus ter, J L Manges; supervisors, Isaiah Hoi sopple. Samuel II el man, Josish Caster, Josish Blouga ; auditor, Henry A Berkey; clerk, Noah Berkey; assessor, L D Shaf fer; treasurer, Joseph J Seese. Shade Judge, WR Rankin; inspect ors, Willis Powell, W E Oldham ; srbwl directors, Newton J. Lohr, Lev! Kooma : supervisors, D E Wagner, Frank R idst era. L B Manges, Charles Sorber; auditor, H C Umberger; clerk. Wash Custer; as sessor, George F Reitt Southampton Judge. Jesse Keonell ; 1 inspectors, Jaob Sturtz, RC Etnerick; school directors, Simon Lepley, Daniel kierlios; supervisors, S II Kennell, Abraham Boyer; auditor, Amos Trout- roan ; township clerk, Edward Henrkle; assesNor, W P Marti; treasurer, J L Kennel. Summit Judge, U 8 Firl ; Inspectors, Amos Linderman, Nelson Rurkholder; school directors, Chas Shaffer, W A Mer rill; supervisors, S M Guagey, Nsmuel Firl; sudiior, J J Weller; clerk, C M Christner; assessor, John B Schrock. Somerfield Burgeas, John Close; town council, M F Frazee, U A Wegman ; judge, H R Watson ; inspectors, M Couueway, John Helkey; school directors, John Eudsley, P V Ned row ; auditors, II R Watson, J L Gallagher; assessor, Wm Endsley. Addison Justice, Charley Riahobarger; ludgeof election, Edward Malhewi; in spectors, David Stark, John A Stark ; school directors, Samuel P Miller, F B Nicklow; supervisors, Moses Bark ley, George Creamer, Jacob G McCliutock ; ' auditor, George Wass; township clerk, A S Mitchell; assessor, Stephen McClintock. Allegheny Judge. Augustus Glessner; inspectors, W H Thorpe, Edward Gloss ner ; school directors, John Sarver, 3 yra, . Wm F Catot), 1 yr, C W Frazier, 3 yrs; supervisors, Henry Sarver, Albert Uurk- j hart, Josepb H Miller; auditor, C N Wer ner; township clerk, A S Smith; assess or, Joseph Sarver. Black Judge G L Miller; inspectors, A C Snyder, Sam Enoe ; school director, J F Weimer, H M Wable; supervisors. A C Sterner, Jonas II Miller; auditor, Peter Snyder; township clerk, Ed Atchison; assessor, Alex Snyder; township tressii rer, Dewalt Snyder. Brothersvalley Judge, M R Hay ; in spectors, Wm Brant, Harvey Walker; school directors, Lewis Berkley, W W Hauger; supervisors, Samuel Fogle, II L Brant D K Suder; auditor, J II Guin bert; township clerk, Cal Hay; assessor, II F Coleman ; township treasurer, War ren Mason. Elk Lick Judge, William Alexander; inspectors, Wilson Hawn; Win Knecht; school directors, N D Hsy, D J Engle, Ross Sechler; supervisors, Jacob Thomas, Wm Hawn, J A Newman; auditors, Mio Wright, Jere Stevannus ; township clerk M S Maust; assessor, A L Lowry. Fair Hope Tax collector, J W Beck ; judge, F P Emerick ; inspectors, J S Flick- inger, Joseph Emerick ; school directors, N L Kennell, C C Burkbart; supervisors. H L Lape, H H Sudor; auditor, ET Poor baugh ; township clerk, J W Hudson ; as sessor, Jacob Kem merer. Greerville Justice, A J Stoner; judge. Jacob S Hosteller; Inspectors, William Hosteller, P J Lint; school directors. An drew Baer, Jacob P Miller; supervisors. J D Arnold. Vslentiue Sass ; auditor, Har vey Miller; township clerk, S M House! ; assessor, Nosh Lint ; township treasurer. J P Miller. Jefferson Justice, J W Barkley ; judge. Charles F Hochard; inspectors, W R Birndt, Milton L Miller; school direct ors, Gideon Sbaulis, A B Lenhart; super visors, Wesley Miller, Geo J Flick ; aud itor, John W Bennett; township clerk. W R Uechler; assessor, R T Hull ; town ship treasurer, H F Miller. Jenner Judge, John Sipe; inspectors. Frank Dawson. John O Hay; school di rectors, David Berkey, E B Maurer; su pervisors, Simon Miller, Peter Daniels, John Shaffer, Daniel Sachs; auditor, Jno Daniels; township clerk, J W (Jriiliili; awsessor, Edmund Gonder; township treasurer, W. F. Gonder. Larimer Judge, Fdwanl O'Donnell ; npector, S Mankamevtr, James Bell ; school directors, F M DmiBherty. Hpnry Knereiim; superriwors, G W Tresslrr, Henry Tayman; auditor, Ephraiin Gei- ger;t i shtpi-li tk, Alfrd Knrpp; tress our. S P Win;fr. Limln Judge, Mesberk Bam; in spectors. Irvin Menser, Win J Sbaulis; f-hrwl dim-tors. Joseph Rhosds, Michael M Sbaulis ; supervisors, lonnthan Bren Hi, Eli Bittner; auditor, Hany Miller; tnn-pship clerk, H W Bittner; assessor John Kline; township treasurer, Ananias fWsflejr. Miifird Jasti.-e. Aliwrt E Brant; jtn'g", JkooU X Waltfr; inspector", Wal lace Either, Nilaa A Walker; school di rectors. M W Critchfield, F W Mason; supervisors, D G M iller, Cyrus Friedline, S W Flick, George Suinpstine; auditor. D II Witmeyer; township clrk, E S Frease: asewor, John M Critchfield; tnm nship i-er, J W Pile V iddlwreek Judge, F B Uph'Mise; iu- , -ii--r. L M Pile; Jad-b Henry. Elmer si-iiltz. tie; school directors, Henry An w Barron; supervisors, M J King. Silicon Lyons; auditor, H D Moore; t-iunsnip clerk, E M Groan; assessor, H D Pile; township treasurer, John J Mc- M'lUn. X nhampton Judge, Win H Crosby; jnvi.. .-.. J E Shiimsker, B F Wagv tnsn ; .hil directors, Henry Maiiz, A II Brsnt, Isaiah Martz; supervisors. J T Leydig. Herman Martz; auditor, Jona than Byer; township clerk, U M Poor baugh; assessor, Calvin Poorbaugh. Upper Turkeyfoot Judge, J A Shultz inspectors W T Wiltrour, H L Marts; school directors, Ed Kreger Herman Kreger; supervisors, B FT Vought DJ Henry, J F Kreger; auditor, S A May; clerk, J S Brougher; assessor Wm M Gerhart; treasurer E E Sullivan. LONDON SLUMS. Tne Beat Collector snd th Difficulties Ha Encounters There. Slum property apparently has its drawbacks, though it is generally re garded as tbe most profitable, for most cf tho owners do not as a rule allow such trifles as repairs to reduce the amount cf the rents. "This work is breaking np my nerv ous system, " said a man who bas been ccllcttiiig rents for years in some of the went f luiLS. "I am really beginning to ft 1 that I shall meet my death at it "Much ill feeling of which I am tbe victim is engendered between landlord and tiUtct over the question of repairs. It dots liot pay to be always repairing scch broken down property, thongh of course repairs are always being asked for, and some people have a decidedly nnpleaiant manner of trying to impress on n.e the necessity for such. "They ere continually alluring me into all sorts of undseirable traps. I nearly broke my neck once by walking cp a dark staircase in which a few boards were broken and loose, and the woman who had asked me to walk np calmly told me to get my master to have it mended. If there is a dark, rick ety staircase without a banister, I am sure to be asked to walk np it and on cne occasion I was nearly frightened out of my wits ly my head coming in con tact with some banging paper and plas ter which Lad fallen from a passage ceil ing uid wus suspended by a very mea ger support "lu ndditicn to all this the tenants, when tluy hear I am about, put pails of water and broom handles in the dark psEsages I may traverse, besides making other preparations far bestowing similar delicate attentions on me. "Only recently a woman asked me to come and look ct tbe awful slate of re pair of cue of ber rooms. Sho took me to a large cepboard and opened it and the corpse cf a man tumbled into the room. It was only hex poor, dear bus Land, she said, whom she had stowed there for convenience till tbe coffin ar rived. Of course, she bad put him there only to give me a pleasant little sur trise, end she was so successful that a doctor advised me to lay up for a week. "Sometimes a brick or two will be aimed at my head without my being alio to discover whence it came, and I have jntt had an interview with a man who showtd me a broken window tbn.ci.h which be bad shoved h wife's ead Lackv.urd and forward by way of cLsiUemiDt, ami be expressed what exquisite cltligU he would tuko in doing the 6ume to me if the window was not seen rccud d. "All tlis is crate npart from the trtcLle I Luve ij tbtaining nudity," Ptirscn'a TCciUy. VICTIMS OF GOITER Tbe IlesM Is IlrenKht on by Drinking Snow Water. The vauVy of the Rhone bas been quite noted for it gniter victim, al tlioigh I am happy to say that through the iucreused watchfulness cf be au tlx ritica there now is au abutement of the discaso. Many different causes arc assigned to the b rriblo affllctiou this enlargement of the glands of the throat goiter, or "big neck," as it is some times call ol and even tbe best inform ed arc far from being unanimous as to its origin or prevention. The peasants theuiKt Ives say it is brought on by the habitual use cf snow and glacial water. Tim water is so cold it acts as a counter irritant and so in'llaiiies the throat, but this explanation hardly holds, as tbe inhabitants of the upper regions are not so of u-n afflicted as are the people in the lower valleys. Tho uso of chemically impure water, especially hard water, is given as a cause. Tho experiment has been made where the water of certain wells was nt d to the exclusion of all other water. With in a short timo goiter symptoms begau to manifest themsclvis whero none had been before. Sometimes this dis ease is epidemic. An instance was noted where in a garrison oue out of ev ery 20 men becamo afflicted. Iufants are seldom born with goiter, but after it once taki s hold the progress of the disease is very rapid. I believe that it is rarely fatal, but because of this cn larcment of the gluuds and the conse quent oistiuuremect of the throat it is niort repul.-ive, aud yet the natives are so accustomed to seeing it that they do not ueeiu to cure. It probably is simply a source of discomfort rather tban mor tification In fact, in some portions of France. Italy and Switzerland a gniter is a thing to be prized and to be exhib ited, for ii possession exempts a man from mil:; y service. Young men have been know u to resort to certain wells supposed to convey this poison to the blood tur.t they might evade conscrip tion. l;cn Savoy was annexed to France, vigorous measures were adopt ed to stamp out if possible this hateful disease. There was a heavy penalty for drinking the water of forbidden wells, and then the little children were treat ed in tbe hope of curing them. Lozen ges of iodine were administered, and out cf 6.CC0 children 2,H)0 were cured, aud more would have been helped had not tbe parents iguorautly opposed the giving of tbe rt medics. Tbe villages al so were cleaned and sanitary measures insisted upon For, aside from all other causes, it is quite agreed that goiter may be transmitted or bo sporadic. Like diphtheria, it is a filth disease, and of ten has its origin in the negligent hab its of tho villagers. These peasants re fuse to live elsewhere than in the old "dorfer" (villages), each morning going far away to the fields, but returning at night to their overcrowded homes, where men, women and children, cows, goats aud donkeys dwell together fra ternally. Chicago Inter Ocean. SHOWED HIS BAGCAGE. Thero Wasn't 31nrh of It, but It Satisfied the Clerk. It is not always necessary to travel wis.li three or four Saratogas, a dress suit case, a uuudle of rugs and a bird cape iu order to obtain good accommo dations at hotels. Occasionally there does exist through out this hospitable land a hotel which docs not require a certificate as to a per son's ancestry, status in life, past his tory aud future movements before its clerk permits coin the privilege of a room. At least this is tbe firm belief advanced by a young Chicago couple jut back from their wedding trip. Down last one day the train wended its way through the woods aud heights of the Adiroudacks aud miles away from civilization halted at a lone platform bordered by a piny wildness too allur ing to lie eliuiited by westerners freeh from prairie lands. "Train stops I boor and 15 minutes," ununuucod tbe young husband who had made a flash for the conductor. Out on the platform and up tho charming road wandered these two, and time flew. However, they kept en eye ou their watches aud reached the platform with ten minutes to spare. - Bet the train was gone. A luue man perched at the end of the platform explained in a bored way in the face of their indignation that it was 15 minutes and not I. hour and 15 min utes that the train stopped. " When is tbe next train?" the trav elers begged. "There isn't any," sweetly sai4 the native. "Where is a hotel?" they shouted. "Up tbe road the other way," the sphinx said in a tired way and turned to watch the antics of a grasshopper. Up the road the other way they went aud discovered in the wilderness a ho tel with a haughty clerk, electric lights and all modern improvements. "Any baggage?" inquired the man at the desk as the young man registered. The travelers gasped in consternation as they stared wildly at each other with tbe sudden shock of realizing that troua Ecanrtraveling bags and umbrellas were speeding miles away from them. "Ob, yes!" gulped the young husband lirily. "Buggage of course, ' He plunged into one pocket, drew out a small comb, his wife's powder box and its accompanying square of chamois, which he gravely laid before the clerk. That geutleman never moved an eye lash. "Front!" he called. "No. 2271" The heroine of this story still claims the imperturbable clerk was a mind reader, but her husband says it was all dns to her helpless, appealing air and the ftreak of cinders on her nose, Chi tago News. A household neeesmty Dr. Thomas' Eclectric Oil. Ileitis burns, cuts, wounds of, anys rt; cures sore throat, cioup, catarrh, asthma; never fails. m Staffers iiioueil A Tale of Suffering and Subsequent Relief. From Le iVcat, One ef tbe tnanv persona in Columbus. Ohio, who lis re be?n IkdcDUhI hytlieu-eof it. vt imams- fin it nils tor rale 1'cople U Miss Jerniha McKinnrr, of 50 8onth Centre Street. Miss McKiuney is well ami faroralily kooa-a, especially in durational cin-irs, as she has been for a number of years a faithful aaJ provrewivs m-Uoul teacher. Fur some time sbc has been very ill ant the sntlcrines and tortures endured by Ler for months have been unuanallv severe. The tale of her sutferiues and lite Ku!r. ?tient rvlief ar-d final enre which she derived roni the use of Ir. Williams' I"ink l'llls for Pule People, arunscd considerable agitation mi)n: ber many friend and others. A reporter was detailed to obtain a relia ble arronnt of this marvelous cas. and when he railed be foil ml Miss McKinnry at Imt com fortable and oorr home where she cheerfully complied with bis request. ShesaiJ: ''The first indication that I hail that any. thing was radically wrong with me was bout three years aqo. I sufl'i-red the mo-t excruciittinsj pains in different pa-ts of my body and was almost crazed at times. My sleep was disturbed by horrible dreams and I had benn to waste away to almoKt a shadow. To add to my other afflittiotM the mala ly assumed a catarrhal turn an I I wsr. mrm a TK-iim to that hornble ai well ft di riisti-i disease. I consulted the family pliyMi iiui who pare me some km I of a - tnim an I I was fonlLsb rnou-jh to imu ic t'-.at it hcncCtrd me. I f. ill .w.-d tii.j ad rice of the p'iyu-::iu but noticed no pcnvpiiiile imin enirni in my couuiiiou auu wa-t anotit to despair of ever becouiinj; a striuj and well wo'nan a--ain. Saint f m lady friends wi r? eaJlins m me one aftrrnooa aa I lefor-- th -m I h jp- peueu in mention my iron Lies, when otie of tbeta recommended that 1 -try I)r. WUianis' I HOW TO COOK POSSUM. l-old bf the IUt "klliral Owpoa. snm Chefs In the World. A negro's juicy appreciation cf pos sum in, at was well illustrated upon a recent iiccaiii when a lady with whom the ;arrat r is acquuintnl paid a visit to Now Orleans. She told bim the ftory. She was walking down Cliartre street curly one morning, intending to vihit the celebrated French market of the Crescent City, and ou her way she met a very old colored man coming from tho opposite direction, evidently from the market, as ho was carrying in one band a posum and in tho other a small s-tlit wcoden banket of sweet po tatoes. Tho eld man's face was b ant ing with good naturo aud wreathed iu smiles of anticipatory pleasnre. He look ed so joyouily into tbe face cf th. lady that f be, tots could not help but smile at bim, whereupon he held tho possum up aloft and said, "Oood eatin, missy, goodeatin." She ."-topped for a moment lot ted at tho childlike, happy face of tho old negro and said, "So yon like possum, do you?" "Liko possum, missy! I loves pos sum. Diu-e ain't no eatin liko possum. De possum am good, bnt do gravy with sweet potatoes is better. Did you never cat possum, missy? Deu you didn't know what good eatin was. But niebbe yon all wouldn't know how to cook Mr. Pcssuui, fur dar's ebbyt'ing in do kuow bow." "Well, then, tell me bow you cook it," she said. Tho old man set the possum aud po tatoes down ou the pavement, or, as tbey call it iu New Orleans, the "ban quet" and with a look of earnest con centration began with: "Now, don't you never forget jest what I'ze gwiue io tell yon about how to cook de pos-sura. Well dc fust t ing you does is to get your possum. D.it may be easy fur you nns, but 'tiiu't fur me dat is, always. Well, den, when you's dun got your possum yon skins him fust Den you puts him into do pot with cold water an put do pot over a hot fire, an den yon arbilcs him not too much fur you do&u't want to lose any of his nice sweet fat Deu yon takes him ont of de pot on you dries him iu a clean towel. Den you pnts him into a big fryin pan Den you scrapes de skin oJT your sweet potabxs au yon puts dem iuto de fame pan with Mr. Possum. Den yon has your stove red, an den yon puts do pan an possum au potatoes iuto da oven an deu go away fur a littlo while, but not too long. "Den when yon comes back yon puts in a littlo hct water, an den you begins an bastes do possum an de sweet pota toes, an you keeps on a-bastin an a-ba?t-ia till de possum is a good trown j st'like my color an de sweet potatoes is soft an jnicy on de gravy is almost black an plenty of it Den you takes it out of di oven, an den you seta do table, uu deu well, den yon bars dc doors, fur de smell of cooked possum goes a long ways, an wheu you have only ouo possum you doau't want much com pany besides yourself. " Now, there is your recipe for cooking possum and given by probably one of tho bct chefs for that di.-Ji in the world. Philadelphia Times. ONE MILLIONAIRE'S START. lie Earned Ten Iollars by Throwing; tho Stronc; Man of n Show. "Had I caught my train that night,' laughed tbe man who had nothing to do for a quarter cf a century but sit aud watch pine trees grow to swell bis bank account "I would probably be a fan.ie now trying to raise a mortgage and a few other things.. I had grjue to a little town in lower Wisconsin, to see a colt that a man there wanted to sell me. was a g'led judgu of stock and shrewd on a trade, but a greener country Lid never broke into a town. I wonld have walked lack to the farm after I found myself too late for tbu train, but I saw a handbill announcing a show that night aud couldn't resist the temptation to eeo it though it did cost a quarter. "In my hilarious appreciation I was more of au entertainment than tbey had on the stage, especially as I was utterly oblivious to the fact that I did not look like anv one else in the audience. To ward tbe end a huge follow come out, tossed cannon balls in the air, held men out at arm's length and lifted heavy weights. After this showing of his prowess be offered f 10 to any ono whom be could not throw inside of two min utes. I was the crack wrestler in all our sectiou, though none present knew it and I felt as though tbe challenge was aimed directly at me. I turned hot aud cold during a few seconds of intense silence. Then 1 sprang up, aud, as came out of my eld blouse, shouted, 'I'll go you, b'gosh!' There was a roar of laughter, and then some of those aliout me urged me not to go up there and have my neck brvken. But one old man told ruu to go in. It was a tough job, but I finally threw the giant almost through the floor with a hip lock. There was a little hesitancy about giving me tbe $10, but the crow shouted till I got it Then ftie old man took me home with him, and in a week I bad charge of all th3 teams iu bis lumber camps. In time I became a partner, and he llcared tho way to make me rich. That una ' really a match for a million. " . Detroit I'i-'js Press. Not a Slip. "Here," cried tho managing editor, "what does this mean? The accouut of this man's death is headed 'Gathered to His Feathers.' This kind of proofread ing has got to stop. 'Gathered to his feathers!' Why, the man who let that slip must bo a driveling fool!" "Oh, that's all right!" said the city editor. "It's a joke. Folding bed acct dent, you know. "Chicago News. Avoided. "Docs your sister sing much, George?" "Not when I'm around," "What's the reasou?" "I al.vays leave when she begins." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Colvmlut, Ohio, rink PilN for Tale People. I tad nere? h.-ul any Ciith in medicines of that kind aul paid but little attention to tbe s-j?i;etion. It was not long after this, however, that I again heard the pills highly recommended, by several persons, and then it was that I decided to give tlit-m trial and purchased one box of the pills. I soon berin to notice an improvement in jny condition and lietbre the whole box bad been taken my hrnlth was so innrh improved that I was aUmt ready to boirin sincing Itie praises of lr. Williams' I'ink I'ills for Pale People. ' I was not yet thoroughly convinced and decided to wait a while before gr.iwing en thnsiastia over the results, and had begun on the second box before I was confident that I had at last fonnd a medicine to meet the ronuiremrnu of mycse. I discontinued my rails to the physicians end have left them alone since. I am now as well and siron? as I ever was in my life; am eutirely fn-e friau all pains and never ft-lt Ix-tirr iu my life. I eat regularly and sh-ep like a bal. No more are my slumber haunted with frar.nl dreams ana when I retire at niirht I go to sb-ep at once. I regard Dr. Wiiliauw' Pink Pills for Pale People as my alvation. and would recommend them to all Indies troubled as I was. The pill nre more than what is claimed for them an 1 anyone giving them a trial wiil soon come to th Nime conclusion r.-Tmliiig their mcri; that I have." Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People contain all the element!" necesarv to give new Kfe and richncM to the blood snJ restore shut tered nerve. Tlwy are sold in bot i neve In loose form by the dozen or hundred) at ) cents a l"x. or six boxes for 2tii. and mnv be hvl of ill drn'gi-rts or directly by mini from Ir. WillHmj' Medicine Comuipr, S.-iieac-tady.S.y. THE Somerset IronWorts, formerly Somen! ifceAmiil Work,) OPERATED BY A NEW FIRM, lias been refitted with Nw Machinery and Is now prepared to furnish Stoves, Plows and Castings Of all kinds on short notlc. Also builders of tha -IMPROVED- Barrett Gas Engine,' Best In use. Any size. Call and see it We also carry a line of BRASS GOODS. KTKAM FITTINGS, PACKING, OILS and ENGINE SUPPLIES. Having put In a new and complete line of Machine Tools, are now able to do all class of work, sucn as Ite-boring Cylinders, Plani ing Valve and Valve beats, or any k of Encine Work that may be nd re- quired. We earnestly solicit your work and will guarantee satisiac- tion. Office and Works near tbe It- R. Station. Somerset Iron Works. Somerset, Pa. HEELER k HEW THE ONLY PERFECT FOE SALE BY JAMES B. H0LDERBAUM, Somerset, Pa. s OMEEPET MAKKET KJSPOKT COKKKOTED W ELK IT V Cook & Beerits, Wednesday, Ftb. iS, ISiS per t" dried, a evaporate Apple Butter, per gal . ,., roll, per B frmh keg, per .. creamery, per a.. Rmmwav wuw a. ..HO to 1.00 c l:tr one . l ie , ooumry nam, per BaconJ uf' ourt2j bm P" "mKV "lidt, per f "shoulder, per t 10 to 1 USc ....6 to hr Beans. Coffee. white navy, per bus L.inia, per m ., rrwn rM.p Si Jne ...Mr roaoted. per ft. I I ,lkrii-ka-ruri1 raap KK1 41A tornmeai, per s) ,, l'y sie , ... i. rtsh. lake herrimc "SSSS Itnnav wKIfa ..... It. " i .. Lard, per a ' "i to lOr Lime, per bbl. iM MolHMes, N. 0 per gitl , rt Onions, per bus . pa, routioea, per ous 1 5 io Toe Peaches, evaporated, per J u 12'c Prunes, per tt 8 to lot- ... uci uui. ...., .i.n, PiltHburK, pel bid hk- Uairy, w bus sack . Sc " 8 " " .TO. 4 bus sucks. J3.ai ground alum. ISO t) Micks mi Salt, ' - -. o AJ Imported yellow, per a5e Sugar. - in ir, r. I b, 4ff granulated, per It , ;. Cube, or pulverized, per tt .'Ir 'per gal in. lild wp ml . . . . . Syrup. i r . w vu tvr stoneware. irulUin T I low, per t ZZ ZlTlo v ineKar, per gnl Jn to anc hiuvuij, pri U3 91. O clover, per bus t-i.-jO to 4jti " crimson, per bus 4.0t " aitnltH, per bus 8 .'rfi Seeds. Millet, German, per bus i J wuii.u7injieH,JJr UUB i.a-- buckwheat, per bus AV eom, ear, per bus to iv shelled, per bus v oaU, per bus A rye, per bus y wheat, per bns.. n bran, per ilU 7Z1n corn and oats chop, per bn m ... h flour, roller pmrw, per bblJ.T.viii U0 " spring patent and frim-v high grade .7VK.i Grain -Feed "Hour. CONDENSED TIME TABLES. Baltimore and Ohio Hailroad. Somenet and Cambria Branch. BOETH WARD. rohnstown Mall Rxpmw. Rnckwnod 7:00 a. 4omeret H), t Love town fJS, Hoov ersvllle l(hU), Johnstown 11:10, lohnstown Mall Express. Rix-kwond 11-J0 a. m., Somerset 11:45, ntove.town U.13, Hoov ers ville UM, Johnstown l:lu p. m. Johnstown Accommodation. Rock wood xJO p. m., nomerwt a:4.i HtovmtowmElJL Hoov ersvlUetl:J4, Johnstown OCTHWAUi Mall. Johnstown g:?a.m.,H.K)veriv I ! 10i oomeret 10- Korkwood Cl,r7W'rJohn"U,wn 1 P- m-' Hoovenrvllle wid Iti, etutrtrt a-, Kock Dally. r. RMARTTS, Manager ot Paasenger Traffic. pEXN'SYLVANlA RAILROAD. CASTgajN BTaNOANO Tl M EFFECT NOVEMBER 29, 1897. OOWDXJTSXD sosxDru. j Trwlna nrrtmm .ml .. ... t . v ; . .. ironi testation at : Johnstown aa follows : wxarw tar. Western Express Sonth western Kx press.. .. : a. m. lonnsuiwn Aecoininolatkm lotiotown Aeroinmodutioii mnnr r.xpreM. Way Pasai-na-er... Plltiiburg Express !Hlt... rust Line. Jobj nstown Accommodation USTV1SS. Atlantic P.rniM. SlMre ExptVM "" 5-W a. 5:) n-M -ti l'fclo " 123 2 p. tli " 7:11 KhJ Atuxma AcrommodaUon Mtln Line Kxri..Zl""Z Acnimmo tlon M V'l Kxprvist Philad.-lphia Expro- " Kst Une ' Pfir ntM. miin. . it . . sddre Tho.."l V.Vll P.' A"" w" T1 Aim r. Pmi.I rrg.I'a.. r u fl V9 ! 1 1 I I I MO 0:; . p. in. ' k-.S) m Snyders Tf -r,-i iiii-n: n rynnl o3ffii! room to do WE HAVE Pn m Dm os Frcsb and Good condition. - Prescription vc arc sure to have it. You OpticalGoods I Trusses FitteJ. All of the kept ia stock. Sal idfaction g n aK A JOHN iT. unuLininiLiummiiimaiiiimuLiUuiiiir.-i tWI SSSSSSSSS nw Louthefs Main Street, Somerset, Fa. Thisllod.l Drag Stcrsis Rapidly Bcccmir? Favorite mih Pecph in Search cf FRESH . AKD . PURE . DRUGS Medicines, Dye Stuffs, Spomjes, frusci Supporters, Toilet Articles, Perfumes, &c, TUX DOCTOR QIV rH.Ai, ATTE5TIOS TO TUI COM lH.r U1 .XG Of Lonliier's FrescnitlOBSiFainily Receft. ORKAT CAR I EX1SO TAXIS TO CSX ONLY rKr-S.l ASP pi kh AKTaJ.IS. SPECTACLES, EYE-GLASSES, And a Full Line of Optical Goods always on band. From srd large assortment all cau be suited. TBE FIEEST BMEBS OF CIGABS ilways on hand. It i3 always a pleasure to display cr.r to intending purchasers, whether they buy from us or elsewhere. J. tH. LOUTHER M. D. SIAIS STREET SCMESSET. Pi Somerset Lumber Y EILA-S CLnSTNnsrGIIAM, MASCrACTTTRXa ixd Dxalir akd Wholxsalx ajd Ketailkx cr Lumber and Building Materials Hard and Soft, Woods. Oak, Poplar, Sidings. Flckrt, nld:i ! Wlunl, Yellow lyoe. Flooring, Nawh. MarRalh Cberry, Khiiigles, Ioons Dalanlen. (hcwtiiDt, lath, White Pine Blinds, Aewel PokIm, Etc. A general line of all grades of Lorn ber and Building ateiial and R.'".:ieVt it-pi nUxk. Also, can furnish anything In the line of onr business toonl. r with reuuiis ble promptneaa, aaeh.as Bracket, odd-iied.wor&,V,c. Elias Cunningham, Office and Tard Opposite S. k C K. K. Station, IBMT TheN. Y. Weekly Tribune RHTLT fiTvTTT VI? A PTrnRCOflTl Send all Orders to the He-aid. The N. Y. Tribune Almanac tuii the I'onsttt itlon of the Cnltl siHtKS. l)inehv Tarltr kill irith ... and appoinlee?!. AmiMMHiJors. iwm.iU. ete ; the perwmnet of ..iare.. '' t olhi-er of Ihe iliir-rent. mit i i tl ti in Imi o:ti-v"i nf ti r-ov.ini .v. ,t& h-s; Tabl of Pubile xtilstl.-., Ki-rilim K-tiirn. Puity I'laiioro.-. ..ml ' '','IIM';'"7r,.. t ni i ..T. ,r , urmii-y, iomii anal Miver. "in inf.-uimini AinericHii A !m uae, autliurutive and coniplete, rorropoi"""1 W hltiHker's AIninnae In Knropv m. Priee 25 ceuta. Postage paid. Ktnd all onlers to THE HERALD, sowt"'' IT WILL PAY T0TJ TO BUY TOCR Iflemorlal lVork or - WM. F. SHAFFER, SOMERSET. PE.VS A. ManalSeturer of and Dealer In Eastern Work FurnUhed on Short Notice nuni in Hinn tin Also, Agent for Use WHITE BRONZE ! Persons In need nf - - --' . i tw vi a w 1 1 find It to their Interest to call at my shop iSi oe ;iTen tneiu w tu.mnimi in every ease, an Prices Terr low. I InTitj. rw.. i i.ii.. . the ' " White Brie, Or Pyre Zino Monumerts." produced by Re. W. A. Rinf, as a derided i m umvemen t In t m nnlni .-.r u i , tonstruetion, and which Is destined to be tbe popular Monument lor oar chanzeablecli uate. tiieusacall. Wm, F. Shaffer. For all Btuoosand Karroo Dissash. They pnrlfy the Ulooo and gire Hsaltmv acuon to the entire intern. S Ufha ita -r.Sil?J0YSPEPS,A HEADACHE, CONSTIPATIOM and PIMPLES. Vianted-fin Idea -ia think 4f faillWI flUMlflLA ZrTA?. ST'psriT ?T Ai sB'stn. t. t'f. their el.au pru Twler au4 U Ulna haajrsa UiTenUoaT waaStlT Pharmacy! 51 Rtrvlr nrwl o nrnT.. a brisk baaiaej3. -1 S j i BOTH OF THEM. LkL'' J0"" 13 lp i In the way of z:: I are alwaj3 sure of u 11 Sril best and most aj.j.rovcd Trci! guaranteed. 3 SNYDER, 5 w t tit tti I ji' Drug THE GREAT NATIONAL FAMlttj NEWSPAPER j For FARMERS and VILLACERS, and vc-UT ftvo itc tcme pEer Tie Somerset II vS-i.rpilL:;!' the i.imiiiuti.ii ot the ia:- " i i- .!..,,? M, k in '-y ' " I I a vnt nin. null ot other - , , A PEACnCi sea m$M I ' try ir" '-i ii - Over COO Beautiful Designs. -1 MOKUVcNTAL BRONZE CC" j HEHCH & DnOHGO. A wonoerful Improvement .v Friei as .ii j ottier is lb mar. .w iV Store, s it z 1 . i ' Imp. il "4i hs ew'J -f. arw &3 T-r a caitsms au toe ie ,mi wrr. C uliWaters, era Plaawrs. w JfefUton tAu pavr. n wfra.sv i ! i ' v as i "i. " !M-rt rc- . jf,1rirw-t-j. .-Ml-nt , -T .: ti--