I - rj -arrtr cnmrrset Herald. m 9 tC A All Around the Farm. 111 III fit" I B of Publication P'' - ,, nidinadvanc.othJWle. J,r becuar-el. gill n.mo"" " 1 ... a ihA fkirm- BOBl i'HL Jr.. r l- V a NOTAKI 1-IBU1U I. bomarat. Pa. . . - V I." taJ . ... il floor. . . i.. in care will be at- kjJw""' ' ... . . i- i i: L .rii.K.NKV-AT-UAW. boioerset, l-. .TOM" - 4 afimsWllWlillll J. Ail'U KV-ATLAW, soui en-el Pa. b,.r, liuuk Store. uVLV M. ir-uni . ! !. V 11 rsjmcract, Fa. 0T A.' fcVAT-UW, isoaicrM, Pa. lut t x lie. ni jj iii'i-,l-1 LAW, rsion-net. Fa. .1. KEK, t. 1 -A I riouMM-t, Fa. .a. w. i.u in" ,c li", i'1'iuate Cuun UtV-AT-LAW. buiuvrael. Fa. AllviOtVATUW. CHMUCMl, Fa. u auuicixL Fa. . ..r.,!: 1 1 ! Ii'.lU U) IH1IU111 ! r" . i.u..t ,1.1".' oivil J.M.M. ' A. U U. UAY. AY A ilAV, u. All 1- ' -A 1 " I hoiucrset, ra. J UH.N U. 1 bouii-ntut, Ia. ml to ml b u ea ry uuvuiicvl uu eoileo r-it-i u-i'i. luH-NaKIMMEU tw t-uuirnrl. Fa. J W - i"--:u" iilruU-J to bia x : .L- ig-"-i' voaut. aim .1, oii-AT ui ", K MM CM t. la. . .. liu. a. a i4r. tr iiv ii y .. 1 ' .V AJ Millie!. nA a'l .. u ui il4 1 U.LL.-LN. U C tUHKS. CH)LliOl A ruLliollX, AHilv.l-Al-UAW, tSoiueravl, fa. Aj: buniirw r.rui-a to our care will be arA.u Ln;uiu..y i:u-uanl to. lollr Lu. luijr 1L rv.lllrlX l. IxMHTd AUd aOjOUf utuuuuc. r-urnwiij; uil oouvryaucuig L. BALli, A 1 iuK-N EY-AT-LA W, WjiuerMrt, Pa. Wlli prtif in f-iu n.a and adjoining BrUts. AibuMUidiUIUlllU llllU Wlli acitt vrxiiii'l nl'jdiUuii. A H. tuKFKiiTU. W. U. KCFPtX. HimiUTH & Kl'l'l'EL, J Ai'tuH-Ntls-AI-LAW, ijouicraet. Pa. A:: buiiun ri.trui.U-d to their cure will be poO.ii m.J (.uuiiuii.j klu-uded to. office a. klu um iiini, upiKJsite MammoUi T W. CAKUIHKIW, M. D., touieraet. Pa. blnrt, oipuhiU U. B. 'Soe on IVji'; ?.iTva. DH P. F. SHAKFEIt, lti'irr Li pnf-aitrtia! tT K--n Ui tte cili- ti ?j!utrrM-i ud VKiiiity. Otlicc ouracr tne u.ud rirmt slrocl. J. M. LOLTJIER, J PdMUA ASltsL'RGEOS, Hot ob Mi; a street, reir of lrug atore. J)S. H. S. K I MM ELL, Iniirrv U; f,r.f,.i..uKl ti-k ice to the dti-"jnbi-m ;;! miuiiy. I iiu-m pro- r.ufc,.y rln..l, (ir ,,. l"Uud at Ula uf UL JLtUl SL. tjl ol 1'UlIUUUd. D H. J. .IKMILLEX. !' a: irnti.m to the prewrvation itd'ii.'Vrtn. AruBiiiil m-u luaeru-d. i , susniLi uuUruir'. UIlli LVf.'u uto''-r L lvi Co'e atore, ii.t 1 niij l'u-iut h tret I. C. H. COKFKOTH, Funeral Director. 01: &0 Main Cr.s .St. HebidelH. Stt Patriot SL plUXK B. FLUCK, Iaiid Surveyor LStalNEEK. Lilitlie, ln. 5 . a ? ? w 5 t s s 5 ? -5 : o 3 w "0 & 5 5 a a: a Q I I t . I J. 1 lie VOL. XLVI. NO. 10. i m t t i i i First National Bat Somerset, Ponn'a. o Capital, S50.QOO. Surplus, S28.000. o ftiPoaiT acccivc- in lakac dshali CC0UT Or MCUCMANTa. rMt. TOOK DCL (S. AND OTMCfta tOUCITIB DISCOUNTS DAILY. BOARD OF DIRECTORS. CHAS. O. HtT'LI GEO. R. mi LL, JAMES U nuH, W.H.MILLER, JOHN K. HttrTT, KoBT. K. HCCLTu, EPWAIID HTl.L, : PRFSIDKXT. VALKXT1NK HAV. : VICE FKhXUKNT. HABVKi M. BKKKLEY. . CASHIER. Th run1 and MvnrtUrc of tht bank arc mv euivljr pnilwu-d In a n-k-bratrd Coblimk Bch olak Fauur Sauk. Tbeouly tate uuulcabao- luttrLr burslar-prooC. Tbe Somerset County National BANK OF SOMERSET PA. EttaklKM 1877. Orpalnd I Nitieiil, 1890 -O. Capita!, - $ 50,000 00 Surplus & Undivided Profits, 23,000 00 Assets, - - 333,03333 ChaB. J. Harrison, Wm. II. Koontz, - President. Vice President. - Cashier. Asa't Cashier. MUton J. Tritta, Geo. S. IlarrUon, Directors t Win. EnJxlry, JtmU: S-. iit, J. : u ll.Kyilcf, J nh Ik liatia, Jrntui Muffl, Chaa. W. Snydr H. C. Perrita, Johu KairTt, llirria Si.tJct, Noah K. MUVr, Saw. It. l'arriwm. Cnatomera of thla bank wlil rM ittmnat llliml trlnM-iitrMiiliit it 11 K-1.' ku. Parik wiKhiiig l artHt iixmy wt or wrt can be nrroiutuodmtd by draa tut any aiixwut. Money and Taluablea ar-arrd by one aT IHe bold'a cei4ratod afra.wiUi luuat Improved Ume lin k. vlleruona made In all part of Ue Called Hl U. t'lioneea aHitrntf. Aoooanta and depsiu aoilcltf4. A. H. HUSTON. Undertaker and Embalmer. A GOOD HEARSE, and everything perlnlnc to faaarala farn. la bed. SOMERSET - - Pa Jacob D. Swank, Watchmaker and Jewaler, Next Ooor West of Lutheran Church, Somerset. - Pa. I Am Now prepared to supply tiie public with Clocks, Watches, and Jew elry of all descriptions, aa Cheap aa the Cheapest. REPAIRING A SPECIALTY. All work euaranteed. Look at my 8to:k before making your purchases. J. D. SWANK. BERLIN Marble & Granite ...WORKS... ESTABLISHED 1878. THE OLD AND REUABl O This is the 20th year at uy busi ii (Mi at Iterlin, and I desire to make it tbe banner year aa to vol ume of buineM. I have there fore decided to let profit go, and as a token of my appreciation of the large patronage that I have enjoyed throughout the county, to run the buaineas in the inters la of toy patrons. I have inntructed my manager and aaleaman to fig- -ure work at a price that will sim ply cover ACTUAL COST. Now is your time to buy to ir aure tbe erection of a first-claiw pieco of work at COST PRICE. B. H. KOONT7, Propr'aMsri r. C. BOLUICER. Minagar f Werka. 4 OH I 0. KEEriK. CanaraJ tjlaamaa I U I AM ! KI.CCATTM. Ubl gfortuu. eu MA i.. ,t s umiI. la- ;i ULIUIJ1I1II11 ilrmltaaa II 4 . tint- cum aceiminMxiatloni ami mh r.iij. JkUf.-k VI. urns. I'fc. au ii.il What is v Scott's Emulsion? It is a strengthening food and tonic, rcmirkAble in its flesh-fornv m g properties. It contains Cod Liver Oil emulsified or partially digested, combined with the well- known and highly prized Hypo phosphites of Lime and Soda, so that their potency is materially increased. VJhatVJill It Do? It will arrest loss of flesh and restore to a normal condition the infant, the child and the adult. It will enrich the blood of the anemic; will stop the cough, heal the irrita tion of the throat and lungs, and cure incipient f consumption. Wc make this statement because the experience of twenty-five years has proven it in tens of thousands of C3LSCX. Bt mn git SCOTT S Wmm. toe and t i.oo, all druggist. SCOTT & BOWKE, dwamu, New York. THE Somerset Iron Worts, (furtnerly Somtrttt Mechaniral Works,) OPERATED BY A NEW FIRM, Has boeo refitted with New Machinery wid is now prepared to furnish Stoves, Plows and Castings Of all kirrfs on short notice. Aim buiMera of the IMPROVED Barrett Gas Engine, Rest in use. Any size. Cull and uee it. We aImo carry a line of 11 K ASS (JOODS. STEAM KITriNGS. I'AlKlMi, OILS and EN ti I X E bUPFI I ES. Having put in a new aixl oiaffe line of Mat-blue Tole, re al le to io alt la.- i work, nurtt IU-tMriiiir Cjlinderx, 1'laniuar Valve and Valve Seats, crany kind of Engine Work that may itt re juirtL We eaniestly nolicit your work and will guarantee fettbtfac tion. Office and Work near the 1C R. Station. Somerset Iron Works, Somerset. Pa. Crjhass Crsrt Sa'e -OK- Valuable Real Estate lly virtue of ccrta'n orjera of wle Iwued out of tlie n'l""'' ur of Kamrroet bhiii ly. rV and to ua lim-t--d. will offi-r at IHiblU' aale on the prrinlw. of Wm. li. Krtla. Urte of Jiitnerset tou uniilp. huira-ret eminly. Pa , de-'d, the following hcrviniiner dem-nlied real -tle a tho pnau-rty of Win. ii. KnU and llanuab t'ritx, dee'd, via: on Friday, Oct. 29, 1897, T 2 O'CLOCK P. No. 1. The property of Wm II. KriU. dee'd. A certaUi tract of land wluale In rom erwt lowiiKhipt Honieniet rtHinty, ia., ad joininc ininln wf Jemtne niz. tVtharino KiKher. Nelmxi MiMhoider. t liarlea Kcifcr. Alice Kiwr, imiw Aliw MumWiIIpt, Jiah Krilx, J. . 1'uirh ami ottiera, ooiiuiliilnx one hm drvd and Klxty-nve acre. mor or low, beiiiR tlie hoiiHutMid of "aid dee'd. Thin btrm Ix underbiid with the Ijstle vein of coHl.haaeood building, liint crcliard. g'xxl water, mhiio tinilM-r, and .ill niake au excellent bouie lu every repe-t- TERMS cauilt on connrnuttion of ante. No. 2. The property of Ilaiimtlt Fritz, de ceaaed. All tliai.o-rtain triH'tof land aituata in Somerset tow iixliip Nomerxet county, Ia., ailjoinina; laixtk of Chariea Keifer, NVImhi li.wliold.T, Cjnua Blmver. Cliarlea Walker and tHheix. coutMintiiK fort y-iitht acre more or lew. Thia tract in timbered and under laid with cm I. well watered and will make a desirable bonie. TtKMS cavli on confirmation of sale. a.-Tliere will alMt be offered at the name time and place a lance aniouut of PERSONAL PROPERTY for aale. (See bills.) j. u rruii, IAIH A P. FltlTA, AdminKratoniof Wm. and Hannah Fritz, dee'd. Public Sals OF Valuable Real Estate! Hy virtue of an order of the Orphan"' xr to ua. the umlenli?ned directed, we will n poae to public aaie at Garrett, on Saturday, October 30, 1897, At I o'clock P. Mm the real palate of Henry FokIc. lata of Btack toWDHiilp, Somernet county. Pa-, b d. No. I. A certain tract of land aitnate in Black township, rkmieraet county, 1-, ad joining: bind of Samuel Itamatienfer on the north. WolferHlK-rxeW on the enat, lioddyon theaoulh and Hamuel Weiiner on the went, contnlulni; one hundred and Any acrea more or leas, having a Two-story House and a one-atory houae, a Rood hern, a roo,! rrhanl.af.t vein of coal npem-d, eiKht footvHu of tire clay with au IK Inch vein of c-l I--U.W it. and about Hity acrea of Kood timber ou the premiaea. No. Z Al, a ciTtain lot of ground aituate In the town of Oarrett, In the townahip or Summit, county of Somerset , Pa-"'' fj"0"" on the plan of aaid townaal.it No. lt, Ixmnd ed h followa : Fronting on line atreet on the eaxUallevon the .out h. Mulberry alley on the wet nndlolNo.lit.on the north, contain inn .,.,nh of an acre more or lem. Iiayimj thereon erected a twotory frame dwelling bouie and atable. Terms : One-third In hand, one-third Ir. one year, and one-UiIrd In two years. 10 per cent, of tlie hand money to la? paid wheu the proper ty la kma-ked down. The payment to he ae curedon the premlaea by Judgment lxnd. lieed iiiade on the lnt of April. when potion "I" henven,RM Ay JAtvBjrUY, AdmiulKtralom of Henry Fogle, dec d. ior .n Baton and Naarooi Dkiuu. Tbey pnrify the Blood and give HaatTar ut ion to the entire system. Cur DYSPEPSIA, HEADACHE, (CONSTIPATION and PIMPLES. Em FILLS oiner SOMERSET, PA., Squirrel Town. Where tbe oak-trm tall and atatoljr Ntrvtrb (ml branch, to tb k j, WlH-r. the grera cvea Iih and Bultrr, Aa th nmnirr days go jr, lwHI a rniwd of little pral HrrT raring, np and down Brlgbt ryragUnring. gray talla wbl.kmg TbU U known aalVjulnvl Town. Itliva tur, what a ruh and buntlc, Aa trw luy boura aud bjr! 1illU-r, rlmiu-r rhxIUT. cliltter, I'mlt-rnnitli the azurr ikjr. Iugha tli brouk to Uvmr the rlaimir; lhlf-M Uu- aarnw gay and brown ; WrteoiiM-! WrlroiiH-, rvrry body I Jolly U tbia Squirrel Town." lioury-lim tbe 0 ldi are roaming ; 1 1.1-In nod, and lllinblow; Hooa Jark Front th anury f.-llow Harr)-lng, will route, I know. CriniMHt Imvra will llg'it the wHMUnd, And the nuu come itk-iing down ; WnU-r Un tlwy nil muxt gnthrr Ituky lac. tli-n. Sijuirrt-I Town. KL NlrboluH. THE CAPTURE OF THE BUCK HORSE. The True Story of an Ad?enture in the Far West BY M. W. I.KW1.S. Jack Williann was ten years old, and hia xuter Mary eight, when tbe advent ure befell them of which I am going to tell you, and jvrhuj it may add a little to your interest in the recital, if I xay that tbe atory in really true. Itbapiieuexl away out West, where Jack and Mary lived with their father and mother on a ranch. Mr. Williams was alwent at the time, at he often watt fir two or three weeks together, and Mrs. Williams and the two young peo- jde were in nolo charge of the place. There were "cowboys," of eourse, but they were out ou the plains, attending the cattle, coming iu only about once a week for a change of clothing, and us their nearest neighbor was twelve or thirteen miles dintant, they had a pret ty lonely time of it. Jack and Mary were great chums. They had grown up wild, so to ttin ak, as was natural, under tne circum stances. Jack could hardly read, aud Mary not at all, but they could foretell a blizzard or a cyclone as well as any body, aud as for shooting, tli.-lr father himself bad a bard time to bold bis own against them. Mr. Williams had come home one night, with a la-autiful black mare tied to the pommel of hi allle, and he took a gad deal of tublt to allow Jack just how to rub Iter down, aud to Diake her bed aud feed l.ef. "be'a the la-s-l lion- in the country, , Jim s, and I think more ofhrrtbanl do of all my brouci-. You tuay hare my old hunter 'Nugget aa mam as I get foal' used to my weight, and iu tbe meantime I want you to take care ofT her for me; don't let anybody touch her." Weeks went by. ("al had grown to know the children, aud would come like a dog when called, but she was hhy of all the uien, aud Jack was proud of her love for hi uu Or. night their father prejiared for a Journey, and there was an angry look iu hi-t eyes when he aaid goodbye. "Take care of tbe mire, Jack, and look out for Fergus; he'll do you if he can, but you are able to lak after your mother aud your nister. Two weeks later, Jack aud Mary were aeated under some brush several mile fr mi tlie house, waiting for a tent Ik at a bird on the wing, wheu they Maw a boiMemau crowning the plains. Jle wore a tloak, though the day was warm and his big hat was Killed down ovtr his eyes. "Jlello! Mary, lie quiet," said Jack. "Who is that -can you see?" "I can't see plainly, but I think it looks like Fergus's horse," said Mary, f hading her eyes. "So it is! Now, what does he want? This isu't the way home for him." "Well, never mind," said Mary "he isn't going to the 'Nuggets, so it doesn't bother us. Watch that hawk and try at it, if it comes within range." In watching the hawk they forgot Fergus; it sailed high overhead, aud finally dbtapieared in the west. Mtill the children watched for a shot, and one came iu tlie shape of a buzzard. Jack hit it as it circled high in the air, and then they had to wait until Mary could get a turn. They were very still, watching the sky, wheu suddenly, from the top of the bush, there appeared a long, slen der black neck, with bright black eyes. Jack seized his gun, but it was too near to shoot, In another mo ment the bird that they had taken for a hawk swung itself over the top of the bush, hopped down sedately between them, cocked its head on one side and frightened them almost to death by saying: "Hello! shooting?" Then it arched its neck, looked around for any rem nants of lunch, and said "Hello" agaiu. The children were puzzled and delighted; they lay under the brush until the sun set, and then started for home, the bird flying with them. "Mary, take him in and show him to mother, while I feed Coal," aaid Jack, but the bird would not be caught; it followed Jack, saying "Hello! shott ing?" and looking wise, all the way to the barn door. "What's the matter with Coal; she hasn't called to us?" said Mary. Jack stopped and called the mare, but she did not auswer. The big black bird watched them and seemed to laugh. It took only a moment to unfasten the door. It was just as Jack had left it at noon, but he knew before he went in that the mare was gone, and as he stood, white and silent, the talking bird said: "Too bad!" and, making a chuckling noise in its throat, Sew up into the air and then off to the south iu a straight line. Jack and Mary did not speak; they looked after the bird, and as it disap peared iu the distance. Jack said: "It's going home; you know who lives over there." "Yea, and who passed us to-day." "Don't tell mother; it might worry her. We will get Coal back to-morrow." set ESTABLISHED 1827. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 20. 1897. "We, wlll," aaid Mary, ami they went into the house. "Mother, you abould hare neen the bird we aaw Uwlay," said Mary at tbe upper-table, "It could talk, and waa aa tame as a cxL I wish I might have kept It." "Lucky you did not try, it belong to Fergus; your father told me alamt it yesterday; he got it out iu Arizona, he Bays." That settled it; whatever fears the children might hare had as to the in justice of their suspicions, they kuew now that Fergus had stolen Coal, and all the rage of a man filled Jack's heart when lie thought of his father's possible return la-fore he got the mare back. "Mary," he aaid, "father told me to look after Coal, and I intend to get her back. lon't say a word to mother, but I am going over to Fergus's to morrow, and if I don't come back, you must get the men and come after me." "I'm going with you," said Mary, Jack looked at her a moment, and then nodded his aaseut. These were real children, and it was a real danger that they were going to face. They could have called in some of the cowboys in the course of a few days aud have sent them to tight the horse-thief, but Jack's honor was at stake; unless he got that mare back himself his trust would le broken, and his father would treat him iiko a baby, not like a man. When he thought of that, he decided that he would rather die than face his father without tlie horse. They determined that they would not leave home before breakfast, for that would arouse their mother's sus picions; besides, Fergus had dogs, and they would give the alarm; so they ate their breakfast aud made a visit to the stable, as though to feed the mare and the big old brown horse. The brown they saddled by strap ping ou a blanket, and then, with their guns over their shoulders, and Jack with a belt containing pistols and shot, they started out. To their pioneer mother they looked like two children going oil for a hunt, but to an Kastern eye they would have made the most re markable picture, Jack seated, first astride the brown's back, and Mary, also seated astride, perched up behind him. "I've been thinking, Jack, how we shall do it," said Mary. "We must ait back to back, aud you must guide the brown with your feet; then wecau keep our eyes on Fergus, or on his dogs, all tlie time, no matter where he is, anil if we get the first sight of him, we are all rigbL" "Yea, air; it'a ahoot If be inorea." I said Jark, "Ufa irai-tii- ridrf that way no mt." , s . em Mary rfi moixi and aat facing tlie big borae's tail, and Jack tighten ed the bridle uutil the alack just fitted his feet like stirrups, and ou they rode. They could see the smoke, now, from tbe house, and smell the hay in the barn; the wind was towards them, and the dogs hail not yet takeu the alarm. Everything was very still, and they were almost at the barn door, when from over their heads came a harsh voice: "Hello! shooting?" lloth the children jumped, and the bird chuckled. In the barnyard every thing was quiet, but they could hear voices iu the house. Jack slipped dowu; he stepped light ly so that Coal should not hear aud call to him. The stable door was padlock ed, he had not a moment to lose, so he picked up a stone, but Mary shook her head and pointed to the other end of the hasp. He understood. In a min ute he had pried loose the old screws that held it to the doorpost, and tlie door swung open. Miry sat like a rock facing the house, which was hid by acorn crib, while Jack dashed into tlie stable. Tlie stalls were empty. The boy stood breathless for a moment; then he gave a soft cull, such as Coal knew, and there was au auswer close by, iu the harness-room. He ran to it, tore off the latch, aud seized Coal by the halter. Just theu he heard a dog bark and Mary's voioe cry out: "Stand!" He rushed to the barn door, and there at the end of the corn-crib stood Fer gus, his face blood-red, and Mary with her gun leveled at him, seated on the old brown's back. "If you move, we'll shoot you," said Mary, and iu her child's voice the words had a terrible sound. Fergus stood still. He heard Coal whinny, aud not dreaming of any trouble, had sauntered out to see after her without his belt or his pistols. In an instant Jack was on the brown's back and had started, with Coal trot ting beside them. "Keep so that I can see Fergus," whispered Mary, "and make for the road; he can't hide behind things there." So Fergus had to stand until the children were out of range, but then he rushed back to the house, got his pis tols and swung onto his horse, but they had the start of him, and made the best of their time. But it was all over soon. Mr. Wil liams was on his way home, aud hear ing the tramp of three horses where he expected to hear none, he bad hidden at the cross-roads. His amazement at seeing his two babies sitting back to back, Jack leading Coal and Mary evi dently covering someone with her gun, kept him stilL He sat and waited uutil across the road came Fergus; then he cocked his pistol and called: Halt!" And Mary dropped her gun and clung to Jack, who instantly covered Fergus with his revolver. He kuew that voice, and he knew they were safe. It took only five minutes to make Fergus give up his pistols and start on the way to the Williams ranch, the children and their father following him. When they got home Mr. Wil liams said to Jack: "Well, boy, you took him what shall I do with him?" "I don't know; ask Mary," said Jack. Mary thought for a moment and then said: "Make him pat Coal up and leave us his pistols, and" "And make hhn walk home," said Jack; and so, with thk light sentence, the horse thief went free, aud Mr. Wil- hams place was never again disturb ed during bis absence. Mr. McKinley't Souvenir. Once a day now rrvident McKinley makes aome little girl tbe happiest of her sex. Hie is the first one in the line at the afternoon reception held by the chief magi -Irate iu the White House. At 3 o'clock, no matter how busy lie may be with affairs of stale, consultations with his cabinet minis ters or other callers, the president drops everything an-1 rushes down stairs, where a crowd of people, often numliering or Suo, is awaiting him iu the east room. As the president drop his work and rushes a, ay, his face is often clouded. It shows the lines of care. It is a feriou aud thoughtful, and now and then, a troub led face. P.ut instantly he enters the laurous east room, where tlie men women aud children stand expectant. his countenance lights up with genuine pleasure. The president likes to meet people, and these afternoon affairs actually rest him, says the Chicago Tiiues-Herald. As one occasionally watches the fine manner with which he takes his stand at the head of the corridor aud shakes the hands of all these tieople aud smiles at them, and gives each and every one a happy moment to reniemherall the remainder of life, one cannot help thinking what a nice thing it is to have in the White House a trained and graceful public man. Hut the little girl who is sent away with a radiant face. The first tot that comes along in the line is the lucky one. Tiie White House employe who stands near the president lifts her up, the president pats her curly head. while she looks up at him with won dering eyes, and then, quick as a flash, tbe chief magistrate of tlie great repuli lic pulls a carnation or rose from his coat aud places it in the hands of the young miss. Of course the people all admire this pretty scene, and a buzz runs through the big apartment. Once a day the president passes oot a bout ouuiere, and among the knowing ones there is quite a competition to get their ittle ones at the head of tbe line. A souvenir like that is not despised by a good many people. Her Sense of Humor. Tiie woman with a sense of humor has a sab-guard aiii ennui, againii My aud agaiust despair, htir ran Dcvef be duli au lung tj tlar cotiardy of fe U li" riayd L !..-,. Uf eye-; wiui ftet-u M.fav- ot tbe rxi.culot.a ai U not bi.ely to "iiakt a &! of bcrar:.'," and le Will ir.-vrr las bopetesaly no baiipy, f st she will find iu the most adverse fate something still to laugh at; and, after all, laughter is your true alchemist. However it may be with the unmusical person, surely the surly individual who can not laugh sponta neously on occasions is "fit for treas ons, stratagems and spoils." Hut this blessed gift of humor should be used to lift tbe shallows of life, not to deepen them. A joke which causes another a pang of humiliation or makes some sensitive heart ache is not only a cruel sort of amusement, but it is also a wry expensive indulgence. For just a moment's gratification at having made a "hit" the "funny wom an" may forever lose a friend, aud may even arouse a very geuuiue spirit of eu mity. We learn to forgive, and may hap forget, many injuries iu life's troub led journey, but perhaps among the wouuds that rankle longest in the hu man heart are those which are made "only in fun." This is tbe sort of hu mor that hurts. As a matter of fact, it is not genuine humor at ail, but ill timed satire, aud is in decidedly bad taste. The woman addicted to this sort of amusement may establish a reputa tion for being ready witted, but she will make few friends,and her acquaint ances will come to dread her as a per son ic whose presence they are not safe. Conversation is all the better for being seasoned with both wit and hu mor, but the seasoning should never be forced iu, and it should be of the im personal kind that may lie appreciate d by all aud can give offeuse to none. No Fool. "Why do you submit to your father's outrageous treatment?'7 asked the emi nent lawyer. "If I were iu your plnce I should certainly break that wilL I call it a downright shame that you should be cut off with a quarter, and left to stri-e lor yourself, while others roll in wealth." "I know it is hard," said the black sheep of the family ; ''but somehow I don't feel as if there would lie much use in my trying to get any of the money. It would only be a bother that would, in all probability, come to nothiug in the end." "Come to nothing !" exclaimed the luminary. "Why, my boy, you cau't lose if you go into it. I've traveled over a thousand miles to find you aud tell you this, aud I know what I'm talking about." "How is it that you happen to tie so positive ?" "How is it? Say, I drew np that will for your father, and left a flaw in it that just one man is capable of dis covering. The man can now be re tained by you." Three years later the black sluep went to his attorney and said . "Here, how is it that this case is still draggiug? I thought that you had left a flaw in the will that would enable you to have it broken ?" "So I did," replied the astute one, "but I left it so that it couldn't be found without a lot of hard work. You ought to know, by this time, that I am no fool." Cleveland Leader. In the Sam Boat. "I would like to know your inten tions, sir," said the old man to the youth who had been calling on his daughter with great regularity for a long time. "Same here," replbnl the young man promptly. "I'd like to know yours." Chicago 1'iwL erald. J Iilandi 0raed bj tit United ft ate, J From the Waablngtiai Pu. Distributed over the nod I'a'-.flc, lt the lM-lghl.rhMl of the equator, an quite a K of si i i.ii 1 Manila wl.M til- lou to tlie I'tnted Mute. M t f them are fnuu I to uuU-s to th. a. m tli and -.lulhwot of Hawaii, sawiie of Ihrin are near the tiilbrrt Arvhi-!- go, and there is a roiini-leraMe cl'J-ter j 1st laut tlie lesser distance uwutiou- ed aud directly aouth of the Hawaiian group, including Amen--a, Christina, l'alniyriM aixl other island of litre size. Christmas island is about thirty five miles long. It got iLsuameorig inally from th fact that the famous Captuiu Cook stopjped there ou Christ mas Day for the purpose of observing an eclipse. It is an atoil, or ring, of coral formation, enclosing a lagoon of water that has become so salty through evaporation as to be a veritable brine. Fisiies thrown over the reefs by storms are pickled in it, aud remain perfectly preserved and good to eat for months. Tiiese L-!es of the Pacific belonging to Uuele Sam uuiuber sixty i'l nil. They have bveu annexed to the United Hates under an act of congress which U--a:iie a Lttv August H, lVi. This law, whitti remains in force ti-day, declare- that whenever ny citizen of the I'l i ted States shall discover a deposit of guano on any island, rock or key, not within the lawful jurisdiction of any other government, be shall lie at lib erty to take peaceable possession there of and such island, rock or key may, at the discretion of the president, be con sidered as appertaining to the I'uited States. The discoverer is required to give due notii-e to the IVpartiuenl of State, with alii laviu, describing the island and showiug that ssessioii of the same has lieeu taken iu the usme of this country. He is obliged al the same time to give a Und, which is filed in the treasury. The discoverer, at the pleasure of Con gress enjoy, the exclusive right to oc cupy his island for the purpose of ob taining guano, and for this product he is allowed to charge only a certain fixed price, namely, $t a ton for guano delivered at the ship's side, or . a ton for the privilege of digging it where it lies. Furthermore, he gives guarautte by his bond to deliver the guano only to citizens of the United States and to be used in the United States. The law also provides, curiously enough, that all offenses aud crimes on such islands by persons who may land thereon, or in water adjaceut, shall be deemed as committed ou tiie t .gh seas, ou board a merchant ship of the United States, an 1 ahall t puuishrd accordingly. The pf si-Vnt is authuctaed to use Uie laiei snd naval f s-re. of the Utti'ed Mate to protect that rlaU uf the dis coverer fr his heirs. Hut Uncle Sam's oivar; empire in cludes a great many islands of far great er importance than the guano isles re ferred to. In Hering Sea there are sev eral very large islands, beside the little 1'ribylov group to which the fur seals resort. This country owns the entire chain of Aleutian Islands, which sep erate tiering sea from the North Pacitlc. The inhabitants of these islands, called Aleuts, are particularly intelligent, much more civilized than the E-kimo and liear a close resemblance phyticul ly to the Japanese. O.I the coast of Southern Alaska, is a group of Islands of great size, on some of which live the Thliuket Indians. Tiiese Indiaus are the most artistic savages in the world, being skillful wood carvers. Off tbe coast of Southern California is the Santa Harbara group, comprising a uumber of large islands. Wasted Indignation. The man with the lloral face and the bald head grew more and more uneasy as he sat at the restauraut table. He tried to read a newspaper, but every now aud then would drop it, adjust his glasses and glare upand dowu the room to find the waiter to whom he had given his order. At last be managed to detain him, at tlie risk of beiug scalded by the soup he carried, and in quired: "How alsuit that dinner I ordered?" "It will be here immediately, sir," was the answer. The guest tried to read his newspaper once more, but as time passed his un easiness increased until he was glaring up and down the loom as fiercely as ever. He found his waiteragaiu aud the same conversation was repeated. After two or three more similiar attempts he arose and went over to another waiter who was gracefully leaning against a pillar. "Look, here," said the guest, "I want to know miiiethiiig." "Yes," responded the waiter. "What I want to know is this: Am I evegr going to get any dinner, and if I do g it, wheu will it be?" The languid young man looked at him and replied: "Excuse me. I am afraid you have made a mistake. I am only a waiter, not a prophet-" Detroit Free Fress. The Grandest Remedy. Mr. R. K. tlreeve, merchant of Chil howie, Va., certifies that he had con sumption, was given up to die, sought all medical treatment that money could could procure, tried all cough remedies he could hear of, but got no relief; spent many nights silting up iu a chair; was induced to try Dr. King's New Discovery, and was cured by use of two bottles. For past three years has been attending to business, and says Dr. King's New Discovery U the grandest remedy ever made, as it has done so much for him and also for others in his community. Dr. King's New Discovery is guaranteed for Coughs, Colds and Consumption. It don't fail. Trial bottles free at J. N. Snyder's Drug Store, Somerset, I'a, and (.. W. Krallier's Drug Store, Ber lin, Pa in making the meringues for a pie, never use less than the whites of two eggs. Take one tablespooful of pulveriz ed sugar to one egg.- Allow the pie to cool. Then spread the meringue, which has been beaten as light as possible, over it I5e careful to spread the mer ingue over the crust. Place iu cool oven until a delicate fawn color. WHOLE NO. 2112. Xj Old Kentucky Home." The limw b .'ill a'aiiding r ear lUrda town, Ky.. wtterw Stephen t'ollin Ft- tef wrote the world-fam;a aong, "My OM Kentucky Home." It U known aa Federal Hill, the reside in plays; of the laii family fr aiiot a century. In the late ''' a, only five or six years before his uValh, Fer, then living in Pennsylvania, wad invited by the liw xim to I sty aa eiU-ii.ted visit to Federal Hill. On this visit hi sister Klizaar rouipauied him, and tlie slay in old Kentucky, as Foster often said, was one of the most pleasant -riods of his life. Surrounded by all that was beautiful, it was easy for the man who had given expression to so many soul -stirring Southern melodies M Old Folks at Home," "Massa's In the Cold, Cold Ground," etc to romiawe the tribute to the mansion of ti.e Hloe (trass that will endure as long as Kentucky can produce a single voice capable of hum ming its sweet notes. It Is doubtless probable tiiat Foster com posed the three verses of "My Old Kentucky Home" in quite as many days, and gave a tilting musical expression to the words em ployed as rapidly as his pencil dropped the lines. He was inspired alike by the beautiful sunshine of the mornings and the yellow moonlight of the nights that fell upon Federal Hill, by the wav ing golden grain, the hush of the corn, the negroes performing their duties, the lazy little darkies iu the cabins, and filially by the warblings of the uiock ing bird, the thrush's mellow song and the fife-like notes of the Kentucky car dinal, niade world-renowned by James Lane Allen; and the writing of tlie un dying verses must have been a labor of love. "My Old Kentucky Home" is charac terized by melancholy. F.ister seems to have had a presentiment that the days of slavery were nunilx red, and although a Northerner by birth regret ted in his soug the coming of the day wheu the darkies would "sing no more by the glimm.-r of the moon, on the bench by the old cabin do r." The song complete is as follows: Tbe sun shiuea bright on my old Keu- tn -y h-ine; Tis summer, lh-i darkies are all gay ; The; com tops ripe ami the. insa-low's la the H.m. While thn birds are making music all the day ; The young folks roll on tti- little cabin It tor, A I' merry, ail htppyall bright ; fiy'iu by hard liiue couiea a-kies-king at thd-"r Then, my ol I Kentucky home, gs nttfhL bM. "-, -. ) ray U oi., p ao mora !o-hy ; We'll iii gj'i one n r the old Ken tucky notno; For our old Kent-i. y home, tar away. j They hunt .10 inure for the 'p-msuiu and the ss u. On the meadoir, the bill and thx shore ; They sing uu more by tbe tliimu.-r of the ItlOOll. in tbe bench by th ol J cabin door ; The day goes by like a shado.v o'er the heart. With nrruw where ail was delight ; Ttiu time ha. coma wheu the darkies have to part. Then, uiy oi l Kentncky h uie, gxsl nitit. The head ui-ast bow, anj tbe back will have to bend. Wherever the d irWie-i in ty g ; A few more days aod tbe trouble all will end. In the field where the suar canes grow. A few days ui re to tote tba weary load No mat ter, it will never be liht ; A few more days till we totter on the r aid ; Then, uiy old Kentucky home, gissl night. A Suit From a Liwjer. A well-knowu lawyer, who has his offices in the lk'U building, Philadel phia, says he lias come to the conclu sion that the lower clan of mankind is totally devoid of gratitude, and that never in the future will he b.-stow char ity unless tlie applicant for aid has imuclad references. Ls.st Thursday morning a bright-faced young man called at the lawyer's ollioes and gave the proprietor a hard-luck story of loss of employment, and ended by asking aid. The fellow's voice had an houest ring, and the lawyer gave him a quar ter. The mau's shoes were all brokeu out, and the charitable lawyer decided to fix him up with a pair of his own shoes. Consequently he wrote with a lead pencil on his business card a note to bis wife, which read as follows: "Please give the bearer that pair of shoes under my bed." This was aign ed and given to tbe beggar, who de parted alter tluinking- his benefactor warmly. That evening the lawyer went home and was met by his wife, who wanted to know what in the world he meant by sending home for his best suit and overcoat- When pressed for an explanation she produced the card he had given to the lggar in the morning. One glance told him that the wording ou the back had beeu skill fully altered, and now read: "Please give the bearer my best suit and over coat." New Wedding Eingrs. The new-fangled wedding ring is engraved with ornamental chasing, ami Is enriched with precious stones. Fanciful ideas are allowed full play in the choice of emblematic stones. They are made to sqiell "Amor" by means of amethyst, moonstone, opal and ruby, or set in some other chosen device. Sometimes a dstc or nnie is intro duced among the stones. Ai" the fads which are permissible ou an engage ment riug are reproJucsJ for th& wed ding rlug. Tlie new fashion has only novelty to commend it, and a better taste prefers the plain broad gold circle, with an inscription of names and date cut on the inside. The plain gold ring is a time-honored aud respected symbol of marriage. The new wedding ring is no improvement upon the good old one. The bride of any sentiment will prefer to adhere to the rinir which was good enough for j her father and mother. Feeding the sows plenty of slop., made of middlings aod milk, will help them to give plenty of milk. In churning, If tie temperature U too high, the txitte' is likely to eontai:i considerable water; if too low, the but ter is apt to refuse to come. Kiting thj nitr -.i, p'l qhoti.; ari d and p tasli in the muiure at Ihestm pritM t!iesj iugredi-.-uu c t ia co:u'u.-r-ciii f-r!i!iTs, th nnnurpr la'-el 'y s thr -ysr old -t--.r d irin bn l.fe i. w irth :l'r-i F. I'K ll"l I- l- fsselitl ! for the f.tflll er as fr any other mm. I hs.I farming cono-tt lit w holly of manual ltfr; it re.'lires the f l-r l-e of intel lectu.tl powers. Tlierw U a vast dit'er-en-e between ielif ifn and tbeofel -a' farmin . To 'i'strny we-U iri p tYrf.R-uC an I gitr-leii walk-i r lake a string brum wit.'i astit and billing water. Apply with a watering can. A mob-rate quantity of salt atiiiiulles t'wt growth of all vege tation, it is, therefore, a mistake to sop p that a spnnklin of salt will ex terminate We sis. When proputting your own plants y m ran continue those varieties whic'i do best in your soil; yi c.n transplant them as sin u as your ground Is thor oughly prepared, and ymi can till l.i the missing hiils at leisure. TheUality and size of fruit on old buibe is much improved by severe pruning or thinning of fruit, and thi-i applies equally well to all tree fruits. The demand of the times is for quality in everything, rather than quantity, and this certainly applies to fruit-growing- It is asserted by a corresindent of the Gardener's Chronicle that wasjs not only devour ripe fruits, such as apri cots, grapes and ears, but that they ex tend their ravages to rosebud and blown roses. The blossoms and buds covering two nourishing rose bushes bel uging to him were destroyed by wasps, iu spite of the lattle which he waged with the insects for the preser vation of his llowers. We judge of a farmer by his farm, aud of a farm by what we see in pass ing it, says a coteiuporary. If ail is neat and tidy, fem-es and outbuildings, as well as dwelling house in g'xsl re pair; if tools, wagons and machinery are housed and painted, and animals sleek and contented, we are satisfied that the owner is a gissl farmer and Is prtisjierous. Whoever has tried to bind green corn stalks knows the provoking frequency with which the green Imnds will snap at their joint. We have found a bun- Jleof rye straw takeu to the cornfield the cheapest aud most easily procured material with which to do the binding. Hut where it can li prs?ured a bundle of osier willow stems, six to eight feet long, will answer the purpwe letter. The willow will not break. It can be grown in some out of the way p,ace, too wet to grow anything else, and, be sides ii use for binding cortistalks, It may be used for many other purposes on any farm. American Cultivator. T. H. Hale, the givt . peach grower, says that in setting out peach tir- s you want a thoroughly prepared soil, medi um-sized trees, neither very large tior very small; that the roots want pretty !. pruning, and they want good, clean-" it priniug, n.t such as thenur- nriit.ru :ve them with their math ite, but a careful rutting; aud if jou cut very closely you will get a far moie rapii! and sure growth. There is no longer the demand for the heavy-weight hogs which used to pre vail when lard was what the hog was mostly valued fr. What Is most want ed now are hogs that at 7 or S months old will average a pound a day, or a trille more, for each day of their lives, such hogs as these are always salable, and it is very rare that they will not yield a profit to the grower. The bet pigs for feeding are usually a cross of the tine-boned small breeiLs on some large and rather coarse-built sows, the male always being the smaller. The result will be superior to either sire or dam. $103 Reward, $100. The readers of this paper will le pleased to learn that there is at least one dreaded disease that scieiic' has been able to cure in all its stages aud that is catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure is the only psitive cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional disease, requires a con stitutional treatmeut- Hall's Catarrh Cure Is takeu internally, acting direct ly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, aud giving strength to the patient by building up the constitution and assisting nature in doing its work. The proprietors have so much faith iu its curative powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials. Address F.J. CIIKNKY A CO., Toledo, O. fWSold by Druggists, " k;. Only One Trouble. After the young man had criticised the course of the prosecuting attorney at some length aud had ess led up by informing him what he should have done the latter grasped hiui warmly by the hand and remarked : "It is evident that you have given this ease considerable thought, Mr. Hrown, and the arguments you ad vance in support of your position con vince me that there is only one reason in the world why you should not even now be as successful a lawyer as I." "And what is that?" asked the young man. "You don't know as much." As the young man slowly picked his way along tlie street he couldn't help wondering to himself whether it was really worth while to give so much valuable time to other people's busi ness. Chicago Poet. Something to Know. It may be worth something to know that the very best medicine for restor ing the tired out nervous system to a healthy vigor is Electric Hitters. This medicine is purely vegetable, acts by giving toue to the nerve centres in the stomach, geutly stimulates the Liver and Kidueys, and aids these organs in throwing off impurities in the blood. Electric Hitters improves the appetite, aids digestion, aud is pronounced by those who have tried it as the very best blood purifier aud nerve touic. Try it. Sold for ooc or $1.00 per bottle at J. N. Suyder's Drug Store, Somer set, Pa., and O. W. Hrallier's Drug Store, Iterlin, Pa. Bicycle riders, football players and athletes generally, find a sovereign remedy fr the sprains and bruises and cuts to which they are constantly lia ble, iu Dr. Thomas' Electric Oil. K 5, i ft I Si t ' V 1 V, f