4 t c 1 I 3 3 I i 3 I J r sii'L0 INSOMNIA. ADVICE TO THE VICTIMS OF A DIS TRESSING DISEASE. Am ACketioa Taa I Wkleapreavd Ia Tbto floatlinc 0try Row t Wao ' tba Steep Taa Kalia Tp bo KW " Hmt f Care." Inmrnnia ia a widespread American liscane. It afflict the tt braiDS of this lonntrr lawyers, tearheri and other rrcfowicrjal and especially ek-ii of affairs boe minda are orertaied with a multitude of harassing, incessant busi ra detaila. It is caused by an endue distceion of tbe art ria supplying the ted tlood to the brain, resulting in un relieved prere on tbe nerve cells of the gray matter, eventuating in pro-h-cged wakefulness during tbe night, at a time when thry should be allowed to remain quiescent and recuperate the tissue wasted during tbe active hours cf tbe day. Shakespeare poetically saya, Tis sleep knits up tbe raveled cf care. " This is also true scientifically and physiologically. It is capable of Icing expanded into a whole treatise. With tbe lightninglike glance cf genius be saw into the very structure of nerve tisene, the cause cf Its wear and tear and the remedy. Dr. Samuel Johnson ia his ponderous tictionary defined a "net" to be "an interwoven decussated tissue of mesh es. " Each cell in the brain has tbi9 character. Magnified several hundred diameters it would resemble the net wrirk covering a small balloon. In tbe ranraing. after arefn-shing night's rest, each cell is eipanded, alert with life, and has the faint pink glow of health. At evening, after a long day's work OT-r some exhuoting mental occupa tion, this cell i flaccid and collapsed, a portion of iu substance gone, and it is unfit for further immediate work. A night's natural sleep repairs tbe warte, the life givicg Llood in gviitle, regular pulsations flows by and the jrcjper element in taken out of each g'.obu'e a.i incorporated into the struc ture cf the nerva cell. 60 that en awak ening it u agiiu restored, alert and ready to recede and send out mess.-igt-s and do its prcp r work. Sleep ha knit trigether a?jin the meshes raveled out ty care. Tbe action cf 1.000.000 of these cells packed together in tbe brain, like Ls.yden jars in a Lattery, is analo gous to electricity, but not at all identi cal with it One bus son times in the country liOticed a lone forest lightning struck tree slowly decaying as the seasons roll ty in the alternations cf rain and frost and wind. First the small tw iga become brittle, break o3 and fall, then larger branches and limbs and finally the many thousand subdivisions are reduced to about three large stumps supported by the Uiistcd truck with the rotten bark clinging to it As age creeps slowly on tbe animal body the small ramifications cf blood vessels in the face, for instance, wither and die and then larger vessels, leaving pita called "wrinkles." The same thing happens in the interior cf tbe brain, bat thi is invisible on the sur face. Instead of many fine subdivisions cf arteries reaching every part cf tbe fetructure and thus irrigating it with tbe red life giving fluid these dry up, are absorbed and larger ones and fewer in number result Into these the blood has a tendency to pour at night during sleep, on slight provocation resulting in undue distension and engorgement, and consequent wakefulness, thus pro ducing the well known disease "insom nia," which, if prolonged, results in brain wreck and insanity. Let tbe sufferer look to the health of his whole body by outdoor exercise, open air and regular diet, amend and correct the general health or use tonic baths at tbe proper time of the day be fore retiring or on rising. Taking a slight repast before going to bed so as to draw a surplus of blood from tbe brain and elevating tbe head on pillows so as to allow gravitation to assist in draining the blood from tbe brain are good. Periodicity is of great assistance. Go ing to bed at exactly the same hour every night, tbe firm and strong belief in the fact that you will sleep at that hour, tbe diversion of the mind just be fore retiring by some light reading, amnsement, work or exercise will help. Refuse, if possible, to discuss or dwell upon mournful, irritating or unfortu nate personal topics or afflictions. Should tbe sufferer suddenly awake in the uigbt before tbe allotted hours for repose have passed, his best plan is not to lie awake in bed in the dark 6tariug vacantly Tbe oversensitive mind conjures many gloomy thoughts at this time in tbe deep, still darkness of the night, when all outside day sounds and noises have cea-t-rl their distraction. These cases can be successfully treated at borne, and nut by drugs Have a night table handy, light a candle, arise, throw off and air the bed clothes, sit up. with a convenient wrapper around you, in an easy chair, having first thrown open a 'oor or window to completely change the vitiated air cf tbe room. Of course one must have a chamber to himself to do this. All the conditions external be ing changed will tend to produce a change cf those internal cf the body the brain and the nerves. -r a suit, able interval one can again close tbe doors and windows, replaee covers and retire to approaching slumber. This was tbe method of Benjamin Franklin, who bad a large, active brain, tiled with multitudinous private and public affairs, during a long and active life, and he found it to succeed. (See his autobiography. ) Different remedies will suit different constitutions. The same will not do for all -like. Each person must study bis own case, the moral and physical causes, remove these and find cut what will best seethe his exhausted nerves and induce peaceful npose. James M Loring in St Louis Poet-Dispatch. A fiafe tlmrm. Father Hugh Lagn cf fan Rafael is a pious priest and an excellent racon teur. Ilia reverence relates that he was called in reoently to administer tbe last rites of mother church to a dying sin ner, who, like himself, was a native of the Emerald isle. "I bave but one request to make, father," gasped the dying jieniu-nL "What is it, my on?" inquired the priert. "That when I am dead, father, you will put me to rest in the Hebrew cemetery." "And what for?" asked Father La gan. "Because, your reverence," tccaued tbe sick man, "it is the la-t p'are cn tbe face of tbe glebe vkie the divi! would look for an IrULn.cn. " Louden Figaro. waa feb H'mMci r-x. At Hawk k tbe people us. d to wesi wooden clcgA, which made a cljiikiitg noise on the pavement A dying old woman bad some friends by her bedbide. who said to ber: " WeeL Jenny, ye are gaun to heaven, and gin ye see ony o ex r folk ye tan tell tbem we're a' weeL " To which Jenny replied: "Wwl, in, I should see them I'so tell tbem. Bet ye niauna expect me to gang rlank rlankin through heaven Icckiu tcr your folk." Scottish Sights. Maealnrry. That proverbially stupid animal, the ox, stands composedly on the rails without having any idea of tbe danger that threatens him. Dogs run among tbe wheels of a departing railway train without suffering any injury, and birds seem to have a peculiar delight in the steam engine. Larks often build their nesta and rear their young under the switches of a railway over which heavy trains are constantly rolling, and swal lows make their homes in engine houses. Ranbalaatas Ferfa Myrrh, which was fabulously up M to be the tears of Myrrh a, who was turned into a ebruh, was a plant of bandome appearance, with spreading, frmlike foliage and large cmUIi of white flowers. It was found principally in Arabia and Abywhnix In carl times tbe perfume distilled from it was great ly iu requisition for embalming. Ut-rodotus gives a detailed account of the ancient mode of embalming, which is perhaps mere instructive than pleas ing After tbe body had undergone murh preparation, v. kich, to spare your feelings, I will not describe, it was filled with powdered myrrh, cassia and ether perfumes. It was then steeped in na tron, a strong solution cf soda, for 70 days. After this it was wrapped in bands cf fine perfumed linen, smeared with aromatic gems. Not only people were thus embalmed, tut the crocodiles cf Lake Morris, which, after their mummification, were decorated with ornaments and jewels and laid in one cf the subterranean passages cf the great labyrinth with much pomp end display. The sacred cat, ichneumon and othe r cherished ani mals dtmutly worshiped by tbe Egyp tians were embalmed with scrupulous and fanatical care. On dsys special to the memory cf tbe de-ad tbe mummies were newly sprinkled with perfume, in cense was effered before tbem and their beads anointed with fresh cil in the same rj irit as we Lay new blooms upon the graves cf cur dead. London Society A View of th Snltu. Here is a first view cf the sultan as Mrs. Max Muller sees him. She de scribes it in her "Letters From Constan tinople:" "The green enameled and richly gilded barouche comes in sight, drawn by two glorious black hcrse-a covered with golden harness, driven by a man in bright blue and gold livery, and on each side the grooms in blue and gold and every man in sight, naval, mili tary, civil, master or servant, in tbe all pervading but all becoming fez. "In tbe carriage sits a small yet Ftately man, in a simple cloth military overcoat, with no order or deccraticn cf any sort, enly bis curved sword and a ft-x like tbe rest His large booked nose proclaims bis Armenian mother. Hi piercing eyes are raised to our window as be pa., tut his face is still and immovable, and he salute no one, though bis whole person has a swaying motion, so faint that it may only be caused by the swaying movement of the cariage Opposite his imperial majesty sits Osman Gbazi, the hero of Plevna, almost bis only iutimate friend, whom be trusts implicitly." Mother Cmw. The most popular children's book eveT written was "Mother Goose's Melodies." Mrs. Goose, cr "Mother Goose, "as she was familiarly called, was the mother-in-law cf Thomas Fleet, a Boston printer, early in tbe last cen tury When bis first child was tern, his mcther-m-law devcted all her at tention to the taty. and, it is said, greatly annoyed Fleet by her persistent and not particularly musical chanting cf tbe eld English ditties she bad heard in ber childhood. Tbe idea occurred to Fleet of writing down these songs and publishing tbem in took form. Tbe oldest extant copy bears the date cf 1719. Tbe price marked on the title page was "two coppers. " This account cf the origin of "Mother Goose" is dis credited by some critics, who declare that in 1697 Perrault published "Contes de ma Mere l'Oye," or "Stories of Mother Goose." Tbe name "Mother Goose" was familiar in French folk lore, being used by writers of this lit erature over a century before the time cf Perrault n Black Maria. In Boston's early days a negress named Maria Lee kept a sailors' board ing house near the wrter front She was a woman of gigantic size and pro digious strength and was of great as sistance to the authorities in keeping the peace. When an unusually trouble some fellow was on tbe way to tbe lockup. Black Maria, as Maria Lee was called, would come to the assistance cf the policeman, and her services were in such requisition fcr this purpose that ber name was associated with almost every arrest mada Black Maria often carried a prisoner to the lockup on ber shoulder, and when tbe prison van was instituted for the purpose cf carrying prisoners it nat urally enough was styled the Black Maria Journal cf Education. A Stupid Lady Bountiful. "I once showed an old lady much given to good works of the Lady Boun tiful crd r bow seme proteges cf bers who were constantly on the verge cf starvation might be placed in possession cf a small but regular and sufficient in come. 'My dear, she said, I don't think it is a good plan. They would get too independent I like tbem to come to me when they are in difficul ties and ak fcr what they want'" "Rich and Pocr," by Mrs. Busanquct Woroea In U'rst Africa. Many times when walking cn Lcm barvne island have I seen a lady stand in the street and let ber husbnnd. who bad taken shelter inside tbe bouse, know what she thought cf him in a way that reminded me cf some Loudon slum scene-. When the husband lot bis temper, as be surely does sooner or later, being a man, be wbacks his wife or wives. "Travels In West Africa," by Mary IL Kingsley. Siatrly Adaniratfem. A raw Scotch lad joined the vol en ters, aud on tbe first parade day bis sister came with his mother to see tbe regiment On the march past Jock was out of step. "Lock, tnither, said his sister, "they're a' cot o sip but oor Jock." Glasgow Herald. Wettmoreland County Fair at Emmetuton, Pa. Fur the Westmoreland County Fair, to I held at Kintuenston, P.. September 21, 21, 23, and 24, ISC, the Pennsylvania Railroad Company will sell special ex cursion tickets to Kinmenston and return fnun Jobnntown, and intermediate sta tions, September 21 to 21, inclusive, good to return until Septeinlier 2 I'fT, inclu sive. This fair promises to be a mewt interest in;; event. Horse racing will be made a Kpex-ial feature, and tbe grand display of live stock and agricultural products ill prove highly interesting and instruc tive. P.UCKXELL COLLEGE, John How ar I Harris, President; College, with four course's of study leading to degrees; Academy, a preparatory school; Ladies Institute, a refined boarding school; Mu sic School for both sexes; and ArtSuidio. For catalogue, address the Registrar, Win. C. tiretJnger, IewUburg, Pa. Minor Items. A great many farmers from the north of the couuty attended tbe State Fair, held at Johnstown, during last w eek. Sever al of ibeiu had exhibits on exhibition. Mr. and Mrs. Solomon Korns, who were married at Wellersburg, this coun ty, by Rev. Benjamin Knepper, celebrat ed the fiftieth anniversary of their mar riage, on September 5ih, at their home in Uniouville, Mix Mrs. Willis Ankeny, of nearSipewville, Is critically 111. Jack Frost has visitenl several points in this county during the past week, but up until the present time has done no dam age. Com is ripening fast, and some fanner bave already commenced to cut iL The crop will be a large one, and all should le harvested during the coming two weeks. fcouttya Rwkleat Gaieairy. Oil bis first visit to Aberdeen an Eng lish enmmercial traveler, having receiv ed anrae marks cf kindness from One of its inhabitants, exclaimed in an offhand way on bis departure: "If at any time you cr any of your people come up to London, don't put up at a hotel, but come to ns. " "Ob, thank ye!" replied the Scot la conically, and away the southron went Six months passed, and tbe English man bad long forgotten the incident, when, to bis surprise, he received oca morning the following note: Ut Dcaa Fa!rr- A myrlf, bit wife and four childm are coiEing Bp to London tor a fortnight, will b glad to avail oaraelna at roar kind UTitatka. Facing the situation with unquestion able courage, the southerner put him self to unutterable inconvenience to ac commodate bis guests. Hi took them everywhere, paid fcr everything, and at tbe end of the stipulated time they announced their departure. The host ac companied tbem to the station and in the fullness of his gTatitude at tbe ex odus invited tbe father to have a part ing drink. "Come along, old fellow. What is ft to be whisky and aoda, as usual? Twc Scotches and soda, please, xsiss." "if a, na!" replied the Scot solemnly. "Xane o that Ye've been veraguid to me and mine durin the last fcrtnicht bae ta'en ns everywhere end paid for everything. Ka, na; well bae a toss for the last "London Answers. Oa th Prouunciatioa of Pepya, The Hon. Walter Pepys has collected 17 varieties of tbe spelling of tbe name, aud be lays some stress upon tbe French form Pepy as authority for tbe pronun ciation favored by him. Peeps seems to follow the usual practice, as Weems for We-mys, and, moreover, it Li that adopt ed by tbe descendants of the diarist's sister Paulina, tbe family of Pepys CockerelL Peeps is also the traditional pronunciation adopted at Cambridge. Hero is, I think, strong evidence in fa vcr of Peeps. At the same time I believe tbat in this name, as in other words, the pronunciation cf the vowel e has changed since tbe seventeenth century, and that the name in Pepys' own day was actually pronounced Pa pes This opinion is grounded cn tbe phonetic spelling Peaps and Peyps which have ccme down to us, and both these would represent Pa pes; ea a, as in yea break, great; ey a, as in obey and they. Ia this matter, however, I have not the courage cf my opinion, and I am not, therefore, prepared to adopt this pronunciation. Notes and Queries Elcctra-auasraeUo Totea, Professor W. E. Ayrton of Loudon stated recently that "there is no doubt the day will come, may tw when yon and I are forgotten, wben copper wires, gutta perclia coverings and iron sbeatb ings will be relegated to tho museum of antiquities. Then, wben a person wants to telegraph to a friend, be knows not where, be will call in an electro-magnetic voice, which will be heard loud by bim wbo has the electro-magnetic ear, but will be silent to every one else. Ho will call, 'Where are you? and the reply will come loud to the man with the electro-magnetic ear, 'I am at the bottom of tho coal mine, or crossing tbe Andes, or in the middle cf the Pacific.' Or, perhaps, no voice will come at all, and he may then expect the friend is dead. Think what that will mean. Think cf tbe calling which goes on from room to room, then think of tbat calling wben it extends from pole to pole a calling quite audible to bim wbo wants to bear, absolutely silent to him who does not" Japan Self Bacrlflc. On board tbe Matsnsbima one man, wbo had been shot in tbe abdomen aud whose intestines were protruding from the gaping wounds, refused to be car ried to the surgeon's ward, because, be said, he did not want to take any of the fighters frcm their work in order to carry bim below. Another, after hav ing had his body burned out of all recognition in attempting to extinguish a fire, stood by helping all be could till tbe flames were put out, when he died. A third (mortally wounded) man, whose every gasp brought forth a gush cf blood, would not close his eyes until be had told a comrade where the key of an important locker was and what tbe locker contained. A chief gunner, whose under jaw had been shot away and wbo could, of course, not utter a word, signed to a subordinate with a nod to take bis place and fell dead after be bad placed the handle cf the gun lever in his subordinate's band. "Heroic Japan." A Mathematical Wonder. Jedediab Buxton was tbe greatest prodigy of mathematics tbat ever ap peared in England. His education was very limited, and be had never been taught arithmetic or indeed any branch cf mathematics, so that bis abilities in this respect were peculiarly natural He would walk over a piece cf land and tell with exactness how many acres and square rods were contained in it His memory was so great tbat whilo resolv ing a question be could !ave off and resume the occupation again the next morning or at a week, a month cr sev eral months later and proceed regularly till it was completed. Uaeola'a Sentiment. Abraham Lincoln once received a let ter asking for a "sentiment" and his autograph. He replied: Dcak Madam When yoo ahk from a atria cot that m incb la of iDterwt only to yourself, always inclose a stamp. There's your aunti menu and here's your autocraia. A. Ljb-coui. Sweden is tbe greatest match produc ing country in tbe world although tbe industry is conducted on an enormous scale in the United States and else where. There are four times as many words in tbe English language as there are in tho French. Things Worth Knowing. That stale bread may be freshened by dipping the loaf quickly into hot water and baking for a few moments in a quick oven. That salt and liquid ammonia will remove egg stain from plated spoons. That a few drp-i of glycerine put around the ede of a jar at fruit will prevent uietuld. That a very plain meal may lie made attractive by being projierly served. That children should never be given pork, veal or sauge, cabbage, hot takes, pie-s or candy. That by soaking black calico in salt and water before washing tbe color will be retained. That water should be drained from vegetables as soon as they are cooked. For tbe first time in years the United States army has its full enlisted strength, and recruiting cilice rs have gone back to their regiments. One gratifying result is the large increase in the number of native Americans. "Thirteen dollars a month and louud" has n'4 proved much of an inducement to young citizens in the past, but, they bave at last come to un derstand that there are worse thing than working fr Uncle Sam, even at this low wage. In the new army, country boys I have taken tbe place of the city loafers, ' and the service is much benefited. 1 Travelers are frequently troubled with dysetitery, diarrhoea or other Ikw-1 complaints brought on by change of water and diet. One ejus of Dr. Fowler's Ext. r Wild Strawberry will bring relief. Facts For Farmers. From the Philadelphia Itecord. Experiments in breeding for sex have lieen made for over a century, and, while many theories hare been ad vanced, none of tbem bave been ac cepted as strictly practical vt far as oi Laiuing the deire-d results are concern ed. With tbe object of securing a majority of ewe lambs a breeder tried the use of rams from 15 months to 5 years old. The rams not over 2 years old sired more females than males from dams between tbe ages of 2 and 5 years, but the dams over 5 years of age pro duced more male. The ewes from 2 to 5 years old and over, mated with rams over 4 years old, produced more males than females. According to the results of the experiment the ose of youug rams is favorable to a preponderance of female lam !. As it will soon be time to make the mating of sheep it would perhaps be an advantage to farmers to test for themselves by ex perimeuting with two or three Ms of ewes. Straw may be added to the 1-arn-yard manure because it is plentiful, but it is better to utilize the fttraw in some manner before it re-aches the heap It should be cut with a feed cutter and Used for bedding before throwing it away, in which condition is an excellent absorbent and more quickly decompo ses in the heap. Do not feed corn to pigs, colu or calves, but use ground oals, bran and middlings, as those foods contain more mineral matter than corn and better promote the formation of bone and tis sue. It is time to put the fat on the animal after the framework U complet ed. The farmer who buys bis seed wheat and is not careful to have it clean will stock his farm with weeds. The labor of picking over the "seed is tedious, but it is a small matter compared with the damage that may result from weeds. It is also an advantage to pick out the Inferior grains. Use only the perfect and plump seeds, and they will not only surely germinate, belt will pnI'Je bet ter prain at harvesting tiiuc There Is no partie-ular time to plow or harrow. Something depend on the kind of crop grown on the laud this year and the crop to be grown next sea son. If there is a heavy growth of weeds turn them under. If sod land is to l ued for a crop in the spring plow the land in the fall and thus permit the sod to decompose. It Lt beneficial to u lime on sod land. The frequent rains during the sum mer have caused crab grant te grow rapidly, and on some farms the young straw tierry beds are being overrun with it If the bed is thickly matted and the crab grass lias grown In the lieds, the best remedy for the difficulty is to burn the ld over after the leaves and grass are dry late in the fall, mulching the rows with salt ha v. The f: re will not injure the strawberry plants, but will destroy tbe seeds of the crab grass and clean the surface of the ground. Crab grass will not start next year until after tbe berries are picked, as it is a grass that thrives best during the warm days of summer. Markets can le found in the small towns as well a in the large cities. At present many small towns get eggs from Philadelphia, prices being higher in the towns than in that city. This fact should induce farmers to sell near er home if powuble and save transper tation charges. A flock of turkeys w ill clean out the large green tomato or tobacco worms in short order. In Hie large tobae-co fields of the South the turke-ys are given full liberty and perform valuable service. The soil for yemng trees should be deep and the land for an orchard should be plowed not only to six or eight inches or more, but a s tiliseiil plow should also be used . It will not be conducive to the welfare of young trees to simply elig a post hole into which it is to be plante-d, but the hole should be large and the surrounding earth soft, so as to give the roots au opportunity to make as much grow th as possible at the start. The- shorN r the top the less work for the roots; but cutting back of the trees should be done judiciously. Corn will fatten a hog quickly, but if weight is dired, and a carcass con taining both lean and fat is preferred, the use of foods containing more protein than corn will enable the farmer to produce a etTUiin weight of jHrk em a variety as cheaply as on corn, though less fat will le the result. Bran, linseed meal, ste&me-d clover, wbe-y and cooked roots, fed w ith corn, w ill make more and better Krk during the time of fat tening than can lie obtained by the ex clusive use of corn. Ited rasplierrics diller very much from the bla-k varieties. To propagate black rasplerries the tips of the e-anes must l U ht over aud buried in the ground, to le left until spring, when each lip will lie a new plant and may be dt (ached from the parent cane with a Ui.i.V. lied rasplierriessetid up shoots bet wreu the plants, from the root, and msy Ik? dug up and set out The black 11 ry plants are proimgated in the same way. The mots may be cut up and planted, if preferred, as good plants can also be obtained iu that manner. Forests do not influence rainfall at all seasons, as drought frequently pre vails on farms that are situated in sec tions that are heavily wooded; but for ests regulate the flow of the water that falls. They prevent rapid evaporation and excessive flow of water, permitting of its retention for a longer time. As the forests are cut down the streams overflow at times and are dry at other periods. Forests are also wind-breaks and serve to lower or raise the temper ature of the atmosphere to a certain ex tenL The use of Paris green as a preventive of the depreelationsof the cabbage worm is general, the claim be ing that the poi son is thrown off by the leaves. Thefact that all the members of a family were poisemed recently by eating cablg which had been purchased proves that it is dangerous to use Paris green or Lon don purple, as the arsenical substances were fouud in the uneaten portions. Many varbties of tears are grown for market because the trees are less liable to blight than those which bear fruit of better quality; but the inferior fiears re duce priees aud nothing is gained by growing them. To secure currant and grape plants lake the new growth, after the leaves fall, and cut iuto lengths of eight incit es, allowing three buds to each cutting, and s-t them out in rows, with ten inches of fpace between each piece, leaving the top near the surface of the ground. Keep the spaces clean, cover in whiter and work the ground well iu tbe spring, so as te give tlie roots soft enrth. Water them eluriug ilry weath er. Tluy may le transplanted (o jvr maiicnt localities uext fxiL j The n4Thtfa Cditera. I remember calling at the effice of A great Parisian newspaper with a friend wbo wished to have rectified a state ment published in it concerning bim. Wben our business was made known, we were oshernl into a handsomely furnished room on the first fle-cr. Seated at desks, without a trace of pens, ink or raper or cf anything in a literary way except some new novels, teigcthcr with a few packages of cigarettes, were two gentlemen whose appearance made a considerable impression on ma They were faultlessly dressed in deep black (the duelist's color). Each bad tbe rib bon cf the Legion ia bis buttonhole, their long jet thick mustaches were waxed out to a poiri aa fine as a needle's, and tbcre an th whole manner, their voices, the r gestures and tbe expression of their errs and mouths an indescribable so me thing tbat pro claims tbe man wbo at one time or an other baa worn a uniform. These were the fighting editors, with whom evi dently tbe pen was not mightier than the sword. They were civil, however, and consented to tbe rectification of tho paragraph. As fighting was their trade, they locked at it in a purely business way and only went cut wben the de mands mane were too unreasonable to be entertained. I fancy tbat they some times fought in defense of article they bad never even seen. Cornbill Maga zine. A Roland For Ilia Oliver. It is said that Professor John Stuart Blackie cften told "on himself " this anecdotes which seems to indicate that personalities are not agreeable, even to those who deserve criticism. Tbis genial old professor used to form a very picturesque feature in tbe Edinburgh eTee ts. He was a wiry old patriarch, with handsome features and hair falling in ringlets about his shoul ders. No one who had seen him could possibly forget bim. One day be was accosted by a very dirty little bootblack with bis "Shine your boou, sir?" Tbe professor was impressed by the filtbiutss cf tho boy's face. "I don't want a shine, my lad," said be, "tut if you'll go and wash your face I'll give you sixpence," "A" richt, sir," was the lad's reply. Then he went over to a neighboring fountain and made bis ablutions, lie turning, be held out his bands for the money. "WclL my lad," raid tho professor, "yon have earned your sixpence. Here it is." "Idinna want it, a u Id chap," return ed the boy with a lordly air. "Ye can keep it and get ycr bair cut" Antiebolera Vaccination. Actirbeilrra vaccination originated about 12 years ago with Dr. Fcrrau, a Spanish physician. His vacciueof eight drops cf a cholera culture mixed with bile was used with many misfortunes upon 25,000 persons, but gave sufficient encouragement to lead tollaffkiue's ex periments, which bave proved so suc cessful iu India. Hi.fl kino employs attenuated cholera bacilli, followed a few dys later by virulent cultures. Equally gced results from the use of dead cholera bacilli killed by cither be-ilt er cblcrcform are now claimed by K.:Jle, who gets tbe same effects ty sic:; iy usiitg somewhat larger doses of Lis ksi terrifying preventive. Compara tive t its have shown that tbe blood of the vcccicatcd individuals is now 200 tin: as potent in re-sistiug cholera in fection as that of the unvaccinated. As evidence cf the effectiveness of modern methods cf dealing with cholera tbe fact is mentioned that it bas bad 800, 000 victims in Russia since 1892, while in Germany, including the Hamburg rpidemic, its deaths have been Lut 9,000. The disease seems destined bocu to become as obsolete as smallpox. Uiahop Coae's Wit. Bi-hop Coxa's wit was as quick as bis memory. On cue occasion, being in a slight railway accident, the bishop bad a lower berth on one side of a car, the corresponding berth on tbe other side being occupied by a Presbyterian aiinister. At the time of the concussion neither was hurt, but both were thrown into tbe aisle, their beads hitting to gether. "Church unity." said the Presby terian divine. "Not entirely, "said the bishop, rais ing bis hand to bis heart "Church unity to bo complete must bo cf tho heart as well as of the head. " Another time a very lovely cldTly lady happened to mention to him tbat she was a second cousin cf that dis tinguiidwd but unprincipled man, Aaron Burr. "I wish," said the bishop quickly, "that you had bad as good a cousin as he bad." Georgo Alfred Stringer. Fakir. Fakirs is tbe name given to a cele brated class cf fanatics found in many parts of tbe east, but more particularly in India. Some cf tbem will make a vow to continue all their lives in cue posture and adhere to it strictly. Others never lie down, but remain in a stand ing position all their lives, upheld only by sticks cr rcpfs ender the armpits. They pretend to have subdued every passion of mortality. A Difficult Problem. "What kapes ye shtill so long, Do Ian?" inquired Mr. RaflYrty. "Oi'ni thryin to convince meself tbat it's no harder to push a wheelbarrow ou the level than to push me bicickle up bill an Oi can't do it " Washington gtur. Great quantities of sulphur are mined in the craters cf several extinct volca noes in Mexico. Massachusetts annually iuiperts from beyend ber border eggs to the value cf 13,000,000. On an average five persons are killed daily in tbu coal mines of England. Tbe e-itizen who removes from one bl0ugh or township to another, lietween tfie 2d day of September and eleelion day, Nov. 2d. loses bis right to vote lievause be must swear that he has resided at least sixty days iu tbe district where he oilers his ballot Throat Coughs Is there a tickling' in the throat? Do you cough a great dexU especially whin lying: down Are you hoarse at times? Daes nearly every coli you take settle in your throat? These ''throat coughs' are very deceptive. Don't neglect them. Troches, or cough syrups won't touch the spot. You must take remedies that will enrich the blood, tone up the nerves; and heal the in flamed membranes. SCOTT'S EMULSION of Cod-liver Oil with Hypophos- fihites contains such rcmcdi;. t has wonderful nourishing and healing power. The cause of the cougH is removed; the whole system is given new life and vigoj a-.o the dan?er from threatening lung trouble is swept away. Book about it free. For ude by all .irurgkts at 50c and $1.00. SOOTT & BOWNF, NewYcrk V 72 Time Cost SAVED BY a L ( P WftSHIHfl PoVoS What Mors Only tola: dueaco. i roor (ttocpt tor it, and laalat ea In l W THE N. K. FAIR3ANK COMPANY, NEW Columbia - THE STANDARD 1397 COLU M BIAS Reduced to S75 1893 ??vL,oB,AS Reduced to 60 1897 HARTFORDS RcdtlCedto 50 f OUl TO MOST dCICUl -mr HAHTFOPOS tM RcJaceJ lQ 45 hartfords Reduced to 40 HARTFORDS Reduced to 30 PATTERNS 8 tNO 6, J V Nothing iu the market tpproacl:el the value? i.f the bii-j-eles at the firmer -ri.s ; w hat are they now ? POPE MFG. CO., Hartford. Conn. Catalogue five froai any Columbia deah-r; by mail for a 2cjut stamp JAMES B. HOLDERBAUM, - Columbia Dealer, Somerset, l?a. (lUEEft3 ;fy4 t-ti"' 'mLirS-xZQr LTV : Pi!HFr-nii"tA i mi o A m H a- THE ONLY PERFECT FOR SALE BY JAMES B. nOLDEBBAUII, Somerset, Pa. CONDENSED TIME TABLES. Baltimore and Ohio Eailroad Somerset and Cambria Branch. HotTUWA RD. JohPMown Mail Kxprpii. Kirkwifcxl 7nO a in.. Sotut-rviH ;ii, St.i n .;v, K -jv-trsviiit lt).M, JuIhiaIohtd li:lil. Johnntovn Mull Kxrn-". It-irk wm"1 11:3) a. in.. ."NniiiTM-t ll:l.. Stnvitowii lliiuv ersvilli' liii, Jl::itovi a 1:10 51. ia. Johnitown AoHmmln!liin. lltteb nvvxl 4-Vi p. m.. siii.fv-t r.'Si Stiiyi-'r.-c lioov trs lllc Julioslowii fcuw OUTUWAkD. Mall. JolinMown fi:-10 a.m..HnovT :Vi m. ywwu noiiien.1 nr.. itoegwoud 1111. Exprn. Jolm1own Srla p. m H-orerxvl!le iAK StnymluwuXl.iSoiuerM-t IU, Kuck wmxl l.tiV. Daily. r. B. MAKTIX. llanagi'r of IVwiiii-r Tralllc V KXPCRIEN0K. LJ A K A TRAOC MARKS ft,, COPVRICHTS ao. An mo anxTlny a sketch and dnrrtptloa mar qmcklraaeenalo. fre, btbr an In Tent Mm prmmMy patentable. Cowinunwationa itrt-t maiMeutul. IMileat mttucf t-irtmtntm patoot tn Amenca. We h a W"ahimeuiu oiftc. Tatenu laken thruaxh Muua Co. recwlTt woal notice ia tba SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN, heamifnllr innstrated. larrest drnlatioa of an ctuiI5 ).,ural, weokiy, tmuM ui a Tear: month. fporinM-a eopm and llAkn 3uuit ua f ATam acat tree. Addnaf MUNN A CO., 361 Braadwar. Mew lark. CatM-fr raa I10 rurvd ltbn1 thr knlfa lir. '. Silurrt o M rvvhfb aTor, l'iiibur( Pa., aan dlarwrmi a arv reoaedy Uiat cures th raiH-er aad tumor. II bu curtl M0 psiipte wiiBaoi (all. aud baa trratrd patkenta ihn IM. HairuW Be luU at CevlrklrT mtMl lMllal at Kun M. Y. bare But rutrd. bat I. Btetnen baa aurceufullT treated werel of tbem. It asakaa ae diHerenre abere tbe eauoar kt loratod be uaa farad " CAM CO). CURE all taeraanreoack doctor, aad aaraedj aiep)ii( at bla oOce caa ice tbe eAiaoerral ameef aaaoarabkh be baa for aafe keeplag. Ba naikar taat Or. C. BtaiBert at tbe ealy caaAar eaa tar la Wastara PeaaaTlTaaU aod bae raiad a eaev ear la t te eaya. ralleata caa be teaatoel bi fkeai Abwpllea, Uar. kldaer. tueetUN laeai 5 V5 yaw W . .A OV 1 r C" 1 V aSl . XWiiSBgSSB Can bm Asked? try in it. Largrat laL2cipUa, PRICES : - Bicycles, OF THE WORLD. THERE'S PLEASURE And KilWaetlon In e-xwl rMk!n ap liano. tu;U is a &xl biiier aud a per- z rr liu.ll- 111 ;,! ?L v i ii-w of Hiei-fin;? vrv k.- (xt.iI it iii.i i. ni;. " Tl.-v h:v all !:. i.i t --i in, jrovciii-;iii.. ni-i .e h thf in t i.-uil ruii, unit liv tin1 In-! wursi ui'-ri. . ... .. It., . r IJKBl.J '.. ,i;i!im 111. iUUlllJ I. olii.r-tiivi-.. X We ,!y Hi,. m firth.- CINDcPrt-Z .u.i (..iu jim. r t.iwic iiu:i.i- Yur iiii;if if Hilt KllihTrl'd J. B. Holdcrbaum, rvmierurt, 1'a. rf ir .'P-iVT rii'.-L"T rL -miut Cook & Beerits, Wulit'jtdai, .Si J 1S97. ( w r t.q I- - ami!, tb App r lc- fcT I ;i j-imt'! 1 r. i r al t,rL' h r R . Butl.r. frv-h k-ic. rr R . 1- ( I'rraiiirrr, jxrr ..Jic IVc-swax, p-r !S .'. . niu.iiry t' "- PT 10 to lJc ' ii'iir i-jre.1 liiuu, prr ft lJ'..e Ll.,.i'i!.!.'P r.." W. ft ... . J. , i.r i-hotilJiT. pt-r 5 lan.. n:4Vr- tr I Lilti:, I-T ! i , i i.-'ti, j- r !h I n.-il. p- r 2 !. Coffee. 1 u H:-r..!lizz:i: I'lirum.-Ml, ptr lb 1- ,r Etfir. Ixt uj l '.- Int. hi.nHr.o-J ,'" . --. - . i i HMn-y, wliiti? f lotr, i. r S . I V Lar.l. p. r B fc to 1- I.inif. p- r '. I " M':a-wi., N.i t r s.U ti-r ! iiioiia, p..r tin 7V PUiti.T. 'r I'll M in j- IVhcIh-h. n-vapora'til. pt-r ri iif i i. i Pruinn. p.-r 3 jt in lik- . i p-r iui j i . i u PiH.-.iurv. i-T ?v ' Halt, I l-.iry, ' n.ivkii i"e l'tu .-- Si '-i rrtiuinl mum. Ix Bi ' (map'.e, pt-r Bi .Stne I lllllxirtitl Triliiw, prr !. .V Sa-ar. i white. A. jn-r t . i; ,o , rriiiuhitil. pt-r t ...t' ,.r H .'ulw. or pu.vt r'.iv't. pi r svrup. ,'H'r f-'1 . : - ) nmp:-. pT gul uw -n w.r,-. " ii uhi ... j Thiiii-, p-r 2 - :i t.i j r. p.-r in in i ( tiiii hy, n-r lu $i :.'i tn 1 j ti-ovrr, pt-r lan lull lo SJi Sn " -riii!.Mi, p.-i I'ti 4'' I " aifoifU, -r r u a t ( atv ict. pir ii:i 7.' MHit-t, ;-rnan, p r !un jr:.-y. wliii iM-inlit, n-r bu-i l."J- btukwiiit, n r biii.. JlV inni, i-ar. pi r im 4 V (rain " hL-i: .-.!. p. r bu i i wit. p r l.ii Hi to v t n. -. iMT bu . ic j A Ftt-d I Hiu-Ht. pr him . 1 brun. p r I'll j ( ih a a:i! ir (i. p r Ihji s V I S-M-r. n!!.-r pr-.-. pi-r tnl f.', JO r.nur. gfV"'!' f 1-""1 "nJ Uor. .j I ilioiir. Iimrr itn-.i.-, jirr lil'il jfl.Vi ! n i,i i,.. f '.!!. l-r !' S- i rx.l, tr bj 2 iic I rX -' YLVAX I A I1A I I.I'DA D. CASTCRN STANDARD TiaiC. IN EFFECT KAY i2, ISS7. Tmln nrrlrr .in. 1. r,rt rmiu the -tut ion at t Jiihuntou u an fuiiuwn: W CSTWAEB Wt".tcm Fpn-. ; mi iiwi-Ufi 11 K rv... j JtJiiiuwn A.-r.iTiunoii:iii,in .. j AiNMiiimudtiiMl ) I'ariflr KximNH..... ! y lMs-iij;i-r 1 l'illi.i:rif r.prs 1 -vl a. - ::a : iri : - .1H p. r.J0 rt 1. 111 juBujwn AmunuiulnUou KASTW A ED. All;intic f'pw S:H a. til. SlMir? KxprfM VJ AltiHiiia Ani Mil itniiluliou S:J4 ly Kxpr- , , . o- Main Liiw r.xprma ..lifcl Altixi'm Act-uiuiuuUiiliuii. VWt p. m. .il r.i)inM.... 1 , trti Jolintuwn AH-.iminolat:oii.. H:5i Flilluilflphia Kiiwi 711 KasV Uiic lOiSO " For rtr-, ran p. c, rail on Ticket ArenUor addn-w Th.i. r- Watt, f. A. W. D 3u0 r'Uth Avriitif, rit:iurg, l'a. J. B. lluu-liii:.Kn. J. R. Wol. Ueu. Manaicer. Uta'l Paaa. A LIMB! The 0. 1 C. LIME COMPANY, -SVCCFSSORS THE KEYERSDM.E LIME COSPANY, have lust oompktfd tln lr n-w slillnu and are now p rv pii red loxliip hy eiir-liiud loU to any pitrt of theroutitrr. Till II mo la n.-uiufiu i urJ frot,, the cl. i.mud S:r Hl!l Llmwiont ami l 1 cpn-uihy rich in nil the .-l,-. FARMtRS JlttD! .'l atork on luiii.l nil tit. tniif rnti-ji low an the lowoiu AdJrma aU eontmunivatiocs to I. C. LIME COMPANY Kml&tor M EYERSOALE GET AN I EDUCATION ! KHUCATIOX and finuue no bAud iu hjn 1. I .t ,q rt! u : cuk n at tiw Oa i irnlxtatr Nermal ?Theol. I.ork II:trra, i'a. lr; claaa amnammlatlotM and l"r mm. Mate u to slol-nl. Kor cl mi lar. an I Ulna rat .. a !.ln-u JAWK4 ri.lMI, P. B P,hriML latr Normal ' VWL I .-k Unn, Pa. IMPORTANT TO ADVERTISER.. The cream of the country papers is tbrrrnl In Keminjnon'a Court r Scat PIjcwJ ; advertisers avail themselves of ihte i;t, a copy of which caa bo had of lU-uiuuii Brua of New Turk k KtL-lwr,;. THE Is None Too Cood When You By It U Jj-'t a- I.'ji.riit u rWtiiv FRESH, PURE DRUGS A it in To Have Con!let,?e tn the JfhynU-Utn H hn r ' 27u. AT SNYDER'S Vou are sJwajt ure of getting the) freht rift:dnePj' . TEUSSES ITiTTEli AU of th Jitttt a ru I Slont Approved 2ruea Ktpt in Satisfaction Gwtrunifel. 5 OPTICAL GOODS. GLASSES FITTED TO SUIT THE SIGHT JOHN N. Somerset, Louther's Drug Storel Main Street, Somerset, Pa. TM fTs1 TfTlTT P'Mw'o ' diaaiw avaik aVa M!i WvViiJ 'ttiiY a.wvaa.47 1 . Fav::lt2 Trith Ps;ph u Search FRESH . MD . PURE . DHTJGs! Jledicfcirs, Dye Sturjs, Sponges, Trix stpjiOi'f4-r.'4t Tfii.tf ' Articles, J'erfUMi'S. &c I Uikh hi:!iRHMi Family Soj8j! chat c.M.y r.;isi. T.ti7N csi o .'.r r asd rraz ah7 lej. xvkv;tac?a ey ix classes, I And a Full Line of Optica! (Joodi alrjs cn hind. Frca rl large &z?07i-j. .er.t a!I cj c:::-i. "i THE FIIEST BBASDS OF CH-AHS Always on haad. It is alleys a t-Itr.it: re to d?; ! .;- to iater die s pnrcbaa;r?, wbr:thet tiey 1 , fiosi t:3 or cl.-ewher?. I J. M. LOUTH tV?. D. MAIN STREET Somerset Lumber Yakl! f ELLAS CUsTns GPIV r, HAXTFArrrtiit an Dehi.fs ass WnoLESALi a.xd KfTAii-i4 of Lumber and Building Materials. Hard and Oak, Poplar, Sldlnc. rifkrt, Menldsj M nliiut. Yellow l'lne. Flooriiii;, SmIi. Star Kails, Cherry, MiiitKlei, Door, Kalnster. !:elnBU Iitb, llhiterine Itllu'lx, AeweX Io-.t-, I tc. A centra! Ilnoof a'.I of .tmN r ami B::':lIir.s ntrial ami Iir.:i.- k pi a tUK-k. A! K cin fun. L-.ii aiij l.iiii ia ti: li!p of (hit tu.irtf toori. r u ::a r-u.;i ble nmp;u-s ji-u iti UmcWt;., ollle'i.work. tc Elias Cunningham, OEf b4 Yard 0(psite S. i C- It. TheN.Y.WeeklyTribune! With thecWof t!.e rnW-rtl:l the fart that tin.' Aiiiri- rui j-ii.!e nrf home ami lu.iti iiit.rttn. Tn s-riaof ami rfiiMivtH-f i:v.til at:'.t!.-r newal of the fiht for t!:e rrir oij ! f. - from il inoe'tin to t!.i j r. t '.iiy, a::.l won its crt a:rt vii-ttir:.--. Ery H(scilIc t-tr.rt u i'.l l-o -t fi'rth, anil nn-iiy frtfly jv:: The WEEKLY TKM'.rNE i-n.i riint nil, instructive, t-nUltai'iii g aial iiidispen.-at-lc to eai-li nifinU-r -f We furnish "THE HERALD" ONE YEAR FOR ONLY $2.00. CASH IN ADVANCE. 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