JUL 7 Somerset Herald The , ,wotPblicatio11, . .v-rv Wednesday morning at ..if .d in advance. otherwise lUiy be charged. . . .-d r lit itlnued until era - ubacribeni da nut reepoaalbi. portofflo to SO1 . . ih name the form- ,hboa:1(' , Addraaa HUiLDi BOMKaSET, P. r l Hi ' ...TiRYPCBUU. .ill If (J, AH11-" somen. Pa. r.uii 1 lia,IU"":: Li care wlU be lr rlu . . . . . .. v I'I KUC ua - bouieracH 0ssoplU(', vi). 15. !'1:Li w J. ISoiueniet Pa. bouiereel. Pa. , ..l.-l.T boiuerM.-!, Pa. 01, , Ibc Cook I n lEJhr-LAW. Vi Sximenset, Pa. Pa. oaof fcPWiUi UOU.C Kow. owalU. Court J. R Aik.KNKV-AT-LAW, bomeraet. Pa. h" J'NEY-AT-LAW. buiuerset. Pa. W. tt. KOuNTZ. j. a. OGLE. iouit-rx-L, Pa. a.rw nrompt attention u buiue eu- VAlXSTINii HAY. A. L. G. HAY, -but Cw TOlLVH-OiU J AliOii-N iA -AT-LA w , buiuersut. Pa. U1 prompt aucud t b ,v-'", ..tS" fUHStt KIMMLL, J Aiiuiit-AT-LAW, boiueraet. Pa. - ';t!ndUHillJMu.- tutrusto.1 U bla f AMDs L. ITliH, J AlTull L V -AT I A , bomerset. Pa. oSia Mamiuoiii L.. k, up stairs. Kn- iwe-ut--i;ira.i.il.i.auiiul,aiil U iiuuMim iU:uaou t iiu prouipuitam mo satiny. A J. COLBl'RN. l. C. COLBOaJJ. CHJLUUKX 4 (XiLIWlO., Alluli-NtVAI-LAW. Somerbet, Pa. AllbnautM fuinisu-a to our rare will be rruip!i uu uniiiiii y x'.u uu.-d Uj. Cll uu luuir m raiiurrM'U i-umra auil aOjoiu 14 ohuim. un.iu- uml couvtryauciug flout OU ftM;U4bie U:Ul. HL BAEIi, AnuKSEY-AT-LAW, Souitnt'l, Pa. i:u practif in S.mi-r-t and 'ljMiiini IOiUt. All llUMUnv l llUUst.ll U lulU WLU A H. CXJFFEuTH. W. H. EUPPEJU fiomiUTH 4 RUITEL, J ATIuKN h. YfvA 1-LAW, boiucmet, Pa. A:i boinentru!.;-d to tlirir care will be pmli:yaLd puuctutiiy attariiUeil to. Office on Main CruH bi.'wt, uipunile Mammoth k.jct. JV. CAKOTHEIW, M. D., PH YslCI. N AM) M'KiLOX. Soiueroet, Pa. Office on Pam-ic. StreL-t, upuubite U. B ut cau tX olfioe. 1R. P. F. SHAFFER, U PH VolCl AN A Mi S V lUi EON, Somerset, Pa. imden hi pft-wiiu r ice to tbe citi- of xmn-rwt auj viciinijr. tjllice coruer CT and 1'alr.ol xeet. DIW. M. LOITHER, PH.MflA.N M.sl RGEOI, Wk un MUi jiivci, rtar of lrug ktore. can a jy- H. S. KIMMELL, Ididem Uis pnf.-v.i,,na! -r ;oeis to tbe clti--i ut !s..iu,-rvH ait vi. innv. l-ule prt KioLa..y eugjMi i ;lI, t-1. hi nd at ilia of B.tua iUm su. Li.t of liiiuuuu. T)R. J. g.MiMILLEX, OniUuau- m lH-utistry.) ti:vs,(( t the preservation will. Arutii-i.l s,-ia iimerted. jn.HK ic Kui. iauum Mtitu:ur'. Office fcrt'.'w tt,,rt"1' favi & Co', iwre, "rat. K,.t (.r ptnot aireeta. C. H. COFFIIOTH, Funeral Dix-ector. S4J Putri d tSL pKASK E. FLUCK, Intl Surveyor W. WAl.KF.Ii, BERLIN Marble&Gianite WORKS... SHOMTi THE OLD AND RELIABLE. ,.r,,,y ,usi r -lin. .,,.1 I dire to tbU,,,WfMlOToI. of my aiire-ialioii of run ;iW,ltr"u-'l'""t the county, to J"1"- iu the int,relu ACTUAL COST.-1 of wk tXJST pKR.t II. KOONTZ, rtwmctlli Proprietor. 'U' Cotri Sjietnum All V 1 .ae VOL. XLVI. NO. 7. W: Aoman's ork Is never done, and it is nneciallv -. "1 wearUome to those hi hi i. impure and unfit properly to tone, bus. Uin, and renew the wasting of nerve, muscle and tissue. It is more because of this condition nf tlu , - - nut women are run down, Tired, Weak, Nervous. Than because of the work itself, Everr i, ..... puysician says so, ana ibat the only rem edy is In building up by Ukinp- a ut nerve tonic, blood purifier and vitalizer like Hood's Sarsaparilla. Forthetroublea Peculiar to II omen at change of season climate or life, or resulting from hard work, nervousness, and impure Mood thousands have found relief and cure in' Sarsaparilla The One True Blood Purifier. i ; Sli for fS. iTvpareooniy nyc. I. Hood & Co.. IxiwelL Mass. IlOOa S PHIS aith Hood SarM.llU Firs! National Bank Somerset, Ponn'a. o Capital, S50.QOO. Surplus, S26.000. o DEPOSITS RECEIVE. IN LAR8C ARDSM ALl AMOUNTS, PAYABLE ON DEMAND. ACCOUNTS Of MERCHANTS, FARMERS. STOCK DEALERS. AND OTHERS SOLICITED DISCOUNTS DAILY. BOARD OF DIRECTORS. CHAS. O. 8CCLL, GEO. R. 8CULI, JAMES U PUGH, W. H. MILLER, JOHN R. KCOTT, ROBT. a 8CULL, t'KED W. BIESECKER EDWARD SCULL, : : PRESIDENT. VALENTINE HAY, : VICE PRESIDENT. HARVEY M. BERKLEY, . CASHIER. The fuu1s and fwcurttJcs of this hank are se curely protected in a wk brated Corliss Bcb oir l'ltoor Hafc Tbe only safe uade abso lutely burglar-proof. He Somerset County National BANK OF SOMERSET PA. EitablUM 1877, OrftaM a Httlsiil, 1890 -a Canital. - $ 50,000 00 Surplus Undivided Profits, 23,000 00 Assets, - - 3)3,03333 30-. Chas. J. Harrison, - President. Wm. LT. Koontz, - Vice Prcsidcnf. Milton J. rritta, - - Cashier. Geo. S. Harrison, - Ass't Cashier. Directors Wm. Kndsley, Josiah Specbt, John IL Snyder, Joseph B. Davis, Chan. W. Snyder 11. C. Beerita, John StufTt, Harrison Snyder, Noah S. Miller, Jerome Stufft, Sam. B. Harrison. , Will MMtV.thIIIMt literal treatmenteonMiHtent with safe bnnkiiig. fartle. wihiiiiik w , be acconimouaiea ujr j niouul . nf Money ana viu""- . h,M'n celebrated aafea, with moat Improved 5v?Mi.n. made in all part. Of tbe United BtaU. Charges moderate. Accounts aua aii"" wv A. H. HUSTON, Undertaker and Embalmer. A GOOD HEARSE, and everything pertaining to funeral tarn ished. SOMERSET - - Pa Jacob D. Swank, Wstchmsker nd Jewrier, Next Ooor Wet of Luthers" Church, Somerset, Pa- Am Now Pi ed to suriily Public with aocks, Watchw, and Jew elry of all descriptions, ft Cheap as the Cheapest. REPAIRING A SPECIALTY. work guaranteed. Look my eUxk Ufore ruakiDg your purchasew. J. D. SWANK. HIWMIULHI..1J tot- u t - v-'l: v.;: mi eenu at Drarttrta "J""" , 'k cil. iXY bWTUiKS. SO w arrai di InlOOdls Y3r PS5 h3tWfe& tfcw, A STANLEY HOWARD. I was leaning against the railing in the park, enjoying a cigar and watch ing the carriages aathey passed. It wax the fashionable hour and this was a favorite occupation of mine. Had I beeu younger, I might posai- bly have indulged in a dream of the time when riches and luxury should be mine, "When the inner circle of society should be my world; but I was no longer youug. At sixty one is content ed with sufficient, and wealth loses much of ita fascinations. I have found it so, at least. There was a block for two or throe minutes, and the occupants of the car riage which was standing just in front of me, arrested my attention. There were two ladies and a gentleman hus band and wife aud daughter, I took them to be. The man, who was about my age, was exceedingly good looking, and the young lady was pretty, but it was the elder lady who particularly interested me. Her hair was quite white and her face pale, but so handsome, and so ex quisitely sweet in expression, that in i moment my old brain was weaving a romance about her. Many people looked at the carriage and several bowed. Evidently the oc cupants were people well known. "You seemed interested," paid a man touching my arm, as the carriage mov ed on. "Yes," I answered shortly. I have a rooted aversion to entering into conver sation with strangers. The man looked at me curiously, with a smile upon his face. He was tall and thin, and only fairly well dressed, but of gentlemanly bearing, and there were deep lines under his eyes and about his mouth. "I have been looking for you for two months past," he said. 'For me? You have made a mistake, I think." "You have changed little, Mr. Har- graves, I must have changed much, or you would remember me." "Certainly I have forgotten you," I said politely, hearing him call me by name. "Robert Denmore." For a moment I was sileut Den more ! "Of course yes. We met in Vienna, didn't wt?" I fe nodded and we shook hands. "Vienna twenty years ago," I said. "How time flies! What have the years brought to you"."' " living death," was the strange aiswer. I looked inquiringly at him. "True," he said. "Come to my rooms and renew our old friendship. I have not a friend left iu the world except you; aud I cannot let you go now I have found you. I have been looking for you for two mouths two mouths to-morrow. I can fix the time to an hoar." Jiobert Denmore had always puzzled me he puzzled me uow. As I walked home with him, my mind slipjied back twenty years. He and I had met in Vieuwa, and finding our tastes agreed, had traveled about together for a few mouths. We be came very good friends, but he told me little about himself. He seemed to have done with the past altogether, aud thought very little alxut the future. I remember him say ing ouce, "I never think about what I did yesterday; I don't care what hap pens to-morrow; to-day is all I trouble myself about," and he carried this sys tem of existence to such an extent that arrangements were often upseL No doubt there was a secret in his past life, but I found him au interest ing companion, and his secret did not concern me. After dinner that night we sat and smoked. It does me good to see you agaiu," he said. "The fact of the matter is. that I want to tell you a story. Were you never curious about me iu the old days? "Yes, ofteu." Well, I want to tell you my history. I was a disappointed man then; I am a broken down one now, without friends, almost without money. Oh! I am not going to borrow. You remember when I left you and returned to England?" "I do, and you promised to look me up in Loudon, which promise you never kept." "Xo; but you received a letter from me telling you that I was going abroad." "Yes." "That letter was a lie. I have not been out of the country aiuce. I knew I was not going wheu I wrote that let ter." He flpoke as if the statement was the keynote to his whole history. His mn ner quite startled me. "You wonder why I took the trouble to tell you a lie? Weil, I wanted to be forgotten; I did not want you to try to fiud me." "And yet you have spent the last two months looking for me," I said. "I don't want to be forgotten any more. I want to nave a menu in me world to talk to." He was silent for a momeut and re lighted his pipe. There were two of us," he said, "twin boys. I was the eider by ten minutes, and we were born three months after our father's death. We grew up great friends, as twius often are, and yet we were very ditl'ereut, I developed into a quiet, studious, grave faced youngster. I was slow at learn ing, slow of sjieech, and nobody's fa- yorite. My brother Richard, on the contrary, was bright and clever; even as a b;y his conversation was account ed brilliant. He could do anything aud ever thing, was full of fun and laughter, and generous and thought less to a fault. Richard Denmore was petted by everybody. When we were about sixteen my mother died. I re member the night before her death as if it were yesterday. " 'You are my eldest boy, Robert, she said, taking my strong hand iu her feeble one. You are, perhaps, not so clever, naturally, as Richard, but you omer SOMERSET, PA., WEDNESDAY, have got balance, which he has not. Richard troubles me often.' V 'Everybody likes him, mother,' I answered. " "That makes all the more danger ; and I want you, Robert, to look alter Richard.' " 'I shall always love him.' " 'And you will help him?' "More than once that night she made me repeat the promise, and I took an oath, little knowing what the oath meant. "Time passed, and we both got on well. I had, perhaps, the most mon ey, but then I did not go out as much as Richard did, and he gave away more than I did, too. "The humbrum round of my daily life was suddenly disturbed pleasant ly so. Alice Eversham came into it, aud from the first moment I saw her I loved her. I had never eveu cared about a woman before ; had never even as a boy, had a preference for one of the pupils at the seminary for young ladies we passed every morning on our way to school. For a long time I loved iu silence. I feared to put my case to the test, and wheu I plucked up my cour age to ask Alice to lie my wife, I was too late. Bhe was kind and gentle, but her 'no' was final. " 'Rut, Alice, I will wait. You will change you must change,' I said, in my despair. " 'I shall never change.' "'Who is the other manr " 'I cannot tell you that. A woman does not confess her love for a man be fore that man has asked her.' "Life has been black enough for me many times, heaven knows, but never so black as it was then. It is the one great passion I have knowu, and it has made me what I am to-day. "A week later Richard bounced Into my room one night. He threw him self down in an easy chair aud began to laugh. " 'Got the blues, Bobbie?' " 'Xo.' '"Well, congratulate me. I'm the happiest fellow in the world. I want you to lie my best man. I am going to be married." "Marriedr " 'Yes; I am caught at last the dear est little girl living. You know her well.' "'Who is it r " 'Alice Eversham.' "I sprang front my chair and brought my clinched fist down upon tbe table. ISlind rage took possession of me for a moment. "Hallo!" he exclaimed. "Wlrat'a the matter? Are you in love with her, too?" " 'No; I was thinking,' I answered stupidly. "If you thiuk like that often you will smash all your furniture. Come, tell me the truth, Robbie. You are in love with Alice j-ourself. I cannot blame you. Anyway, she will be your sister, old fellow. "His words were intended as a ou- solation, but they were simply mad dening. "It was only afterwards, when I be came sane euough to think calmly, that I felt Richard had as much right to happiness as I haL We Unit loved her, and she loved him. It was all fair, honest dealing; I could not com plain. "Richard's wedding day was a tor ture. " 'Good-by, Robert,' Alice said, just before they went away. 'You forgive me?' "There is nothing to forgive,' I answered. 'And you wish me happiness?' "With all my heart r I said. 'We shall not see much of each other, Alice, in the future; it is better not; but re member, I am your brother more, your friend. If you should ever want me, send for me. ' ' 'When we come back I shall send for you at once,' she answered. " 'And I shall not come. Iu trouble you shall find me ready, but otherwise I shall be out of reach. I leave Eug- land to-morrow, aud I do not know when I shall return.' 1 'I shall have to get into trouble quickly,' she said. 'Good-by. 'I left England and wandered about. trying to forget. Alice had been mar ried ten years when I first met you, Hargraves, and during that time I did not see her, but I heard constantly from Richard, and beggared myself almost in helping him. He did not seem to have an idea of tbe value of money spent it as if there was no limit to his income. ' "It was a letter I received from Alice which made me leave you so suddenly. Richard was again in serious difficul ty, and she wrote to me without his knowledge, he having told bertheu for the first time how often I had help ed him before, saying that he could not ask me again. "I went to her, and found matters about as bad as they could be. Richard was desperate and half ashamed to see me. By a terrible struggle, and pledg ing my credit to tbe utmost limit, managed, as I thought, to set him straighL I believe Alice would have gone down upon her knees to thauk me had I let her; aud Richard thanked me too, but did not seem quite at ease. I was glad to get away from them, and I made arrangements to leave Englaud again. "To be perfectly truthful, my resourc es were so reduced that I meant to set tle in some continental town where living was cheap. AU my prepara tions were made, when 1 received a telegram: " "Come to me at once. Alice.' "Wondering what new complication had arisen for I could read trouble iu the message I went. . . . "Alice was alone. " 'Robert,' she said, clutching my arm, and there was a look of horror lu her eyes, 'is it true?' ' 'Is what true?" ' 'That Richard is a thierr "No. Who has said so?' ' 'We were dining out last night and I overheard two men talking about Richard. They were surprised to see him there. One of them said distinct ly that he had committed forgery with regard to some company matter, aud set 32STjV33I,ISH:ED 1827. was liable to be arrested at any mo ment' "'Nonsense, Alice! You are mis taken.' "They mentioned his name R. Denmore, Oh ltobert? I have lieen brave through my troubles heaven knows I have but If this Is true it will kill me.' ; '"Did these men appear to know Richard well." I asked! " 'No. They heard his name, and then began to talk.' ' " 'Have you said anything to Rich ard about it? . i " 'No. I ought to do it, but I am a coward, aud dare not If it is all a lie he would never forgive me for doubt ing him. If it is true ltobert, you once promised to always lie my friend you must save him, for my sake and my child's.' " 'I am always your friend,' I an swered, taking her hand in mine. 'I will find out about this story. It is all a mistake, probably; and if not, there Is more than one R. Denmore, for instance.' "I was terribly afraid that the story was true, but spoke to lessen her anxie ty. The look of a startled hare came into her eyes, but I did not think about it until afterwards. How the men Alice overheard obtained their infor mation I do not know, but it was in substance true. "A heartless fraud had been corn tint ed, and apparently by It. Denmore. I was helpless. What could I do? And then Alice's words and look took pos session of me. I think for a few days I was almost mad. I need not tell you how, link by link, the chain of evi dence was forged I helped to forge it myself. It was easy. The fact of my preparations for leaving England, the uncertainty of my destination, my pledged credit "I was arrested, tried, convicted. There was no mercy for the man who, by a heartless fraud, had brought ruin and destitution to many death by suicide to more than one. I was sen tenced twenty years' penal servitude. Two months ago to-morrow I regained my liberty." He stopped his tale was told. "Denmore!" I exclaimed, starting to my feet "You did this for a broth er's sake?" "No; for the sake of the woman I loved." "It was a monstrous folly. It was wicked." "It Is over." "And your brother?" "He remained silent has been silent ever since. Things have prospered with him fortune is his. Twenty years is a long time to remember. He has quite forgotten ma." "Scoundrel! And his wife?" "I do not know, Hargraves, but I think she must have believed me guil ty. You see, the evidence against me was 7ery strong. " I was sileut, Presently Denmore took some papers from his pocket "I saw this in a shop window yester day, and bought it," lie said, handing me a photograph. "On it was print ed, 'Hon. Richard Denmore and wife.' He has become" famous. Do you rec ognize the picture?" Then I remembered the occupants of the carriage iu the park. "I think I have kept my oath, Har graves." I took his hand and pressed it, but I did not speak. A lump was in my throat, aud words would not come. The Home Queen. How's Thii ! We offer One Hundred Dollars Re ward for any case of catarrh that can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, O. We the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, aud believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligation made by their firm. West & Tkuax, Wholesale, Druggists, Toledo, O. Waliuxo, Kixxan &. Marvin, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken intern ally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials free. A Bachelor's Beliefs. Meddlesome mothers are pretty apt to have cuddlesome daughters. The average woman's idea of politics is finding something thatVhecan "pro test" against At some time in her life probably every girl sews something or other onto her garter for luck. When a rich girl's hair looks like streaked molasses candy, it is said to be of the color of spun gold. Train up a hired girl iu the way she should go, and she will depart from you aud go to the neighbor's for a dol lar a mouth more. Down at the bottom of every wo man's prayer is a reminder to the Lord that He kuows that she has put up with so much from her husband. N. Y. Press. S or charged With Electricity. A Carlisle butcher thinks he is sur charged with electricity. He does not look on the thing as a joke. He says it is very annoying. When he brushes his hair it cracklts like a house afire. When he walks across a heavy carpet, he says he can feel the sparks fly from the tips of his fingers, and when he is in a train a regular battery is created. The Georgia Postofflce. "Any letters for me?" "No." "Any postal cards?" "Xo." "Is my paper come?" "No." "Got any almanacs?" "No." "Well, does you know a nybody what wants ter buy a live Jgator"."' At lanta Constitution. JLY 28. 1897. Two Mothen of President.. With the inauguration of William McKinley as president of the United States Ohio may claim to take rank with Virginia as a "mother of Presi dents.'' Virginia may still justly claim precedence, as the time occupied ia the Presidency by her sons during tbe 1W years from 179 to 107 amounts to thirty-five years and eleven months, or almost exactly a third of the nation al life of the republic a record lu point of time far surpassing that of any other state. The four Presidents duly elected from Virginia were each re-elected. The fifth, Tyler, was a vice-presidential accident, as were Millard Fillmore and Chester A. Arthur of New York, and Andrew Johnson of Tennessee. As regards Ohio's presidents, the first, William Henry Harrison, was born in Virginia, and served but one mouth; President Hayes served but one term ; Garfield served only a few months, and William McKinley, the last of the four, is entering upon his first term. The parallel between Virginia and Ohio Is still further extended iu the fact that six Presidents were born iu each of the States, William Henry Harrison claiming Virginia as his birthplace, aud Ohio being the native State of Grant and Benjamin Harrison, though Grant as a president is to be credited to Illinois and Harrison to Indiana. In point of eminence and enduring fame, indeed, Illinois is the only Stale that rivals Virginia' as re gards presidents. Lincoln the eman cipator, and Grant, the commander, take a station second only to Wash ington iu American history and iu the affection and admiration of the Amer ican people, while Ohio's presidents cannot be said to have left a marked impress upon the nation. What the fourth president from Ohio may add to the luster of the State as president it is yet too early to predict In another respect tbe inauguration of William McKinley is remarkable in that he Is the second president the famous Western Reserve of Ohio has furnished the nation. William Mc Kinley was born at Niles, Trumbull county O., whose chief town, Warren, is popularly called the capital of the Western Reserve. James A. Garfield was also born in another county (Cuy ahoga) of the Western Reserve. A still more interesting coincidence is that the eighty-two veterans of the Twenty third Ohio volunteers who followed the carriage of the new Prescient as he rode from the capitol to the White House for the second time, had the happiness of seeing a President chosen from their regiment, Hayes aud Mc Kinley both having belonged to that famous organization. If it were asked why Virginia and Ohio have furnished nearly half the Presidents of the United States the answer would not be difficult Vir ginia occupied a central position among the original thirteen States, just as Ohio for years has occupied a similar pofeiliou ic regard to the greater nation. There are many other reasons that may be adduced for the preference shown these two great Commonwealths in the matter of the Presidency but rank in population and central lMatiou were great general factors, eiqiecially as re gards Ohio, aud thesie elements are likely to be more ami more prominent in the election of Presidents i. the fu ture. The question of "availability" is always a prominent one iu President making, and availability takes into consideration the prominence and lo cution of the State, as well as the char acter and fitness of the man. Chicago Record. Smiles Made to Order. Tit-Bits. There is in Loudon at the present time an individual who can scarcely be described otherwise than as a "smile" doctor. For a small fee he will transfer the most uncomely laugh or smile into a dainty aud elegant playfulness of the lips only he must have his fee first As many know, it is no easy matk-r to control the gambols of the lips and mouth, and small wonder, thee,' that the services of a "smile" doctor are greatly in demand. On the occasion of every visit, this gentleman puts his subject through certain lip aud mouth exercises which are of his own invention, and by con stant practice the desired pretty smile is obtained in a few weeks. Actresses and music hall artistes largely patron ize this smiling tutor, and rumor has it that the individual in question is, In this way, fast amassing wealth. Something to Depend on. Mr. James Jones, of the drug firm of Jones & Son, Cowden, 111., in speaking of Dr. King's New Discovery, says that last winter his wife was attacked with la grippe, and her case grew so serious that physicians at Cowden and Pana could do nothing for her. It seemed to develop into hasty consumption. Having Dr. King's New Discovery in store, and selling lots of it, he took a bottle home, and to the surprise of all she began to get better from the first dose, and half dozen dollar bottles cured her sound and well. Dr. King's New Discovery for consumption, colds and coughs is guaranteed to do this good work. Try it Free trial bottles at Snyder's drug store, Somerset, or at Brail ier's drug store, Berliu. The Wronged Immigrant. Cohen Sec here, meesder; dere wad a misdake in mein dax-bill alretty. County Tax Collector I don't see but what it's all regular enough. C-hen Loog aken, meesder. You god me sharged von tollar Poll tax und I am a Heprew. Judge. A Jubilee Novelty. A novelty brought out by a South Shields brushmaker to commemorate the Jubilee consists of a small brush to be worn on the watch-chain. On touching a spring the bristles open and show 3C5 other brushes inside on which are engraved the history of the Queen's reiffii. The words are invisible to the naked eye, but can hi easily read by the aid of a ruicrosope. or All Around the Farm. From the Philadelphia Record. The white cabbage butterfly takes care to deposit her eggs on the kind of cabbages that form loose heads, aud where the worms, when they hatch, can easily find their hiding place un der the loose leaves. One plowing on dry soil will do as much good as two on clay or heavy loam; here is where extensive farming should come in: prepare the soil before the seed is put iu. Experiments made this season in forcing Easter lilies with Electric light prove that it will probably pay commercially to use electric light when the buds are an inch long in or der to hasten their expansion, and that the light must pass through gloss to avoid burning the petals. Little things in agriculture represent the difference between profit and loss a few more bushels of grain an acre, a little heavier yield of butter from a cow, a little faster gain in fattening cat tle; proper care will proeure all thew. Much of the baled hay that comes to market is musty. Most farmers when they bale bay think it need not be very dry, as the bales are small. The amount of hay packed iu them is always suffi cient to get up a violent ferment unless the hay is properly dried before it Is put into the bale. If there were more care used iu baling hay the price for it would lie much U-tter than it is, as th hay itself would be better worth it As the breeding season approaches (it usually begins in October) the ewes, beiug in thin condition, require some grain. The best grain for the time is clean, sound oats, about 0.5 pound per head daily. If the ewes are brought into a uniformly good condi tion by grain feeding they will breed uniformly, which of itself is an appre ciable advantage. Sometimes we see trees which dry up the grass under them, while in the same neighborhood will be trees under which the grass will grow greener than where they are not thus shaded. An orchard that has long been plowed deep has most of its feeding roots lie low the roots of the grass. On the other baud, under the trees where grass has long grown the true feeding roots come near the surface, and, when a dry time comes the grass under it lacks moisture aud is very soon killed out The old saying, choice articles lire put up in small packages, applies equally as well to hogs as to anything else. The nice blocky pig Is always sought after. The large raw-boned, ettn peeler hog has seen his best day, and what iiie people want now is as near a perfect hog as possible, one that will fatten easity and sell rapidly. Because the level valley is richer than the hillside it is quite common for fanners to suppxe that there must be each year a heavy deosit from the hillside in the valley lielow. But if if any one manures a hillside with the expectation that it will appreciably fertilize the soil farther down the hill he will learn his mistake. We have several times tried it, aud could never see that the manure had any appreci able effect more than two or three feet below the line where it was applied. American Cultivator. An ice-house is a necessary adjunct to every creamery. It should be built separate from the creamery. A house 2D feet long, 16 feet wide and 10 feet high will hold about bX tous -of ice. If an abundance of very cold wat?r is at hand less ice will be needed. It is always best, however, to have plenty of ice, and for the ordinary creamery 100 tons is a safe quantity. Professor John H. Trueman. Almost all practical growers now agree that the level culture of potables brings the largest crop. This is espe cially true if the season be dry, as of late years it almost always is. If the ground is cultivated often euough no weeds can appear above the surface. That will make it easy to keep the crop free of weeds without ever need ing to cultivate more than an inch be low the surface. This is the best way to subdue the perennial weeds, quack grass and Canada thistles, as well as the annual weeds. It is difficult to cure a horse of crib bing. If only just begun, tie him iu a stall where there is no manger aud no projecting edge which he can grasp with his teeth. Feed him in a box, which must be removed directly after each meal. If confirmed in the habit, buckle a strap one and a half inches wide tight around his neck, near the head, allowing room for him to breathe while his head is in a natural position only. The manure from hens, unless grain- fed in summer, Is usually less valuable than it is in the winter. But it is none the less worth taking care of. It will heat very rapidly in hot weather if kept in piles. As it U usually defi cient in phosphates, it is a good plan to mix some of the commercial phos phate with the manure, as it is heat ing. It always contains euough sul pliate of lime or land plaster to absorb the ammonia, while the phosphate with the nitrogen which the hen man ure abounds iu will make a fertilizer very near equal to guano. An illustration of what change of seed does for the potato: The Iowa Experiment Station planted seed ob tained at a fair in Canada side by side with seed grown for seven years on the station grounds, the former yielding at the rate of 751 bushels to the acre, and the latter at the 109. The variety was Rural New Yorker No. 2. Making al lowance for difference of time in plant ing, there is still plenty of credit to the effect of the change of seed. From recent ex pertinents it appears that a meadow will yield about four T1 a ic WHOLE NO. 2400. times as much feed in bulk if made in to hay as It will if pastured. But, an it is well known that the young tender grass of the often cropped pasture Is more nutritious than the older and tougher hay, it was found by careful test that the advantage in nutritients, digestibility and freedom from cost of harvesting, housing aud feeding of pastured llel Is will nearly balance the greater yield of hay fields, except on very high priced lands. Sheep affected with the grub in the head appear to be crazy at times, the eyes swell, become weak and have a watery appearance, and violent efforts will be made by the sheep to clear the nostrils. They will often raise both hind legs when the pain is unusally severe. Dry lime and ashes should lie kept where the sheep resort Slacked lime, if scattered freely, will set the sheep to sneezing, and many grubs will be thrown out This should be done in the morning, as the grubs are lower down iu the none then than at other times. There are two ways iu whieh stable manure is most likely to t wasted. One, the most obvious, is the wasting by rains, which will wash away all that is soluble in it But the other, less thought of, is even more danger ous, though unseen. That is the wast ing by the passing away as am monia of all the nitrogenous parts of manure. The ammonia is very vola tile. Pour some into a saucer and k-ave it exposed to the air, and most of its strength will disappear after a few hours. If some potash is put with it, that will absorb part of it, turning it, if the potash lie caustic, into saltpetre. But the far greater part of the ammo nia is given off by decomiosiug ma nure heaps and escapes into the air, where it becomes useless as a fertilizer. American Cultivator. Siils lose water in three ways per colation and drainage, consumption by the plant, eventration from the sur face. A German authority fiuds that for every pound of dry matter produc ed by the plant there are 310 pounds of water lost or taken from the soil. Professor Kling found that in Wiscon sin dent corn required 319 tons of wat er per ton of dry matter produced; red clover, 452 tons; oats, oil tons. An inch of rainfull on an acre is equal to about 113.4 tous of water. It would seem, then, that less than three inches of rainfall would be necessary to pro duce a ton of dent corn to the acre. Household Hints. A mustard plaster will not make a blister if mixed with, the white of an egg. Stains may be removed from the hands by rubbiug with a slice of raw tomato. All cold vegetables left over should be saved for future use in soups and sa tads. Lamps should have the same watch ful care during the summer as iu the winter. Hot, dry flannel, if applied to the face and neck, will relieve jumping toothache. The tone of the piano improves when the instrument is removed from the wall of tlif room. Sweet oil with a little vinegar added will restore the leather backs and seats of chairs. A squeeze of lemon improves scram bled eggs and it should be added while they are cooking. Great attention should he given to the seasoning aud flavoring of food prepared for the sick. Use bacon fat for frying chicken or game. Stale cake may be set ed with brandy, sauce for dessert Cold water put into glasses or dishes from which eggs have been eaten will soften the egg and make washing easy. Poultices should lie mixed with boil ing water and billed for a few min utes. It helps them to retain the heat When putting away the stovepipe for the summer it should be rublied with linseed oil and put in a dry place. A smooth piece of whalebone is far better for curling ostrich leathers than a knife, as it Is not likely to cut or damage them. For neuralgia, in the face or jaw, a flannel bag filled with very hot salt, heated in a pan, applied frequently and with the head kept well covered, will relieve it. Oli People. Old people who require to regulate the bowels and kidneys will And the true remedy iu Electric Bitters. Tais medicine does not stimulate and con tains no whisky or other intoxicant but acts as a tonic and alterative. It acts mildly on the stomach and bowels. adding strength and giving tone to the organs, thereby aiding nature in the performance of the functions. Electric Bitters is an excellent appetiz er aud aids digestion. Old people find it just exactly what they need. Price fifty cents and $1.00 per bottle at Snyder's drug .store, Somerset, or at Brallier's drug store, Berlin. Tame Game. Gunner I was hunting yesterday, and tiagged 17 ducks. Bunuer Were they wild? Gunner No; but the farmer who owned them was. Up-to-date. Backlen's Arnica Salve- The Best Salve in the world for Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fe ver Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup tions, and positively cures Piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale at J. N. Snyder's drugstore, Somerset, or at Brallier's drug store, Belln, Pa. ?MfaIHint. To remove a refrsetory wrew from wood beat a piece of iron red hot, and hold it on tp of the Tew for a minute or two; then the wrewdriver will ea-ily take out the screw if use while the screw is warm. The cleanest way in drive water bugs or roachei from Iuksu drawtis or closet shelves is to sprinkle powdered borax over and around the shelves, and cover with clean paper. Fat will not burn if it has something to do, so if It has to be left idle for a few minutes put a crust of bread or a slice of raw potato Into the kettle. Do not mend a kid glove with sewing silk, for the silk cuts tbe kid snd shows the mend more plainly; while a Iu cotton thread gives a much more satis factory result If a glove U torn, put a piece of silk of corresponding shade under the torn part, baste carefully so as not to reveal the stitches on the right side, and then draw op the rent with cotton thread. Soap used on the hair is apt to make it brittle. If any is to be used tar soap is the best, aud after using rinse tbe hair in several waters, in which a little powdered borax has been disolved. Chemists say that it takes more than twice as much sugar to sweeten pre serves aud sauces if put in when they begin to cook than it does if the sugar is added after the cooking is done. Always fold a dress skirt right side out for packing, as it will not wrinkle so much. A few drops of tincture of benzoin in bowl of water is an admirable tonic for the face. The benzoin whitens the skin and prevents it from wrinkling. Water that Is left standing in tbe kitchen or bedroom, aud, above all, ia the sick room, over night. Is liable to contamination by the absorption of impurities afloat in the air in such rooms, and to be rendered wholly unfit for use. No matter that the water is wild even to near freezing; it is so much the more liable to absorb and bold iu solution the foul gases and organic particles to which it has been exposed. It is dangerous to use such water. Water should not be so left; but if it by chance so be, it should lie thrown away. Freshly drawn water only should be used for culinary purposes, as well as for drinking, wherever prac ticable. Moreover, the faucets over sinks aud wash-basins are always more or less liable to contamination, hence the first water that flows on opening them after they have beeu left all night without use should always be let flow away it is dangerous to driuk and unfit for the teakettle or for cooking water; even lioiled disease germs are unwholesome. The Sauitarian. Useful Things to Know in the Can ning Season. In canning fruit rememlier that it is hard and disagreeable work at best, aud unless you can come within sight of its higtiest possibilities "the game is uot worth the candle." Whether it L good, bad or indifferent depends upon your owu knowledge and skill. Ex cluding the air to prevent fermentation Is only A B C of success. t ruit must look as well as taste delicious, and, in order to do this, it must retain its natural flavor and appearance aud be sweetened with granulated sugar. Fruit for canning must be freshly picked and a little under rather than over-ripe. All berries except strawberries should be large and firm. With these the smaller the better. Blackberries, no matter how fine or what kind, are never satisfactory and palatable. Cherry pits aid much to the flavor. aud when removed from the fruit a handful should be tied in a piece of net and put iu the centre of each jar. Pear seeds should be used in the same way if the core is removed. Cherries are richer and handsomer colored if the syrup is made of half currant juice. The skin of green gage plums should be left on and pierced with a fork be fore they are cooked. The skin of all other common varieties should be re moved. If plums aud peaches are immersed iu boiling water to loosen the skin only a few should be treated at once and these should be put iu a wire basket or sieve. After remaining two minutes or so dip in cold water and gently rub off the skins. A silver knife should 1 used to shred pineapple aud to pare pears and ijuiuees. Peaches should be put in syrup as soou as pared, aud pears and quiuces in cold water to prevent discoloration. 'caches are firmer aud richer if allowed to remain over night in the syrup be fore they are cooked. Five or six pita should be distributed through each ipuart jar. The niost delicious and natural flavor is obtained by cooking the fruit in the jars. This method always does away with the breakage from handling, and adds greatly to its appearance. Pears and quinces are uo exception to this rule, but, as both are more quickly cooked tender iu clear water, it is more convenient to do so before they are put in syrup. All old iars should be thoroughly cleansed with soda and boiling water, and the air-tightness of every jar should be tested with water be.ore they are filled with fruit, which should be placed in the jar as fast as it is prepared. and the jar filled to the neck, witu syrup. A flat-bottomed kettle or an ordinary lothes boiler is convenient for cook ing, and a board fitted to the bottom loosely aud closely rilled with inch auger holes obviates all danger of breakage. Put the rubber aud cover in position, leaving the latter loose; till the boiler with warm water t the neck of the jars and boil gently until the fruit can be easily pierced with a fork. No dehnite rule Tor cooking can be eiveu. Ten minutes is usually toug enough for berries, while the time re quired for larger aud more solid fruits depends upou their ripeness. Ex perience soon makes one expert Take each jar out onto a hot plate, fill to overflow tug with boiling water, and screw down the top. Tighteu as it cooks, and invert to be sure that it is airtight The jars should be wiapped in paper to exclude the light, which is more in jurious than oue is apt to think, and keep iu a cool, dry place. The flavor iif I fruit is much improved if the oxygen is restored by removing the cover an hour or two before it is needed. If rich fruit Is desired, tbe following quantities of sugar for each pint jar will be satisfactory, but as the sugar is not the "keeping power," much Jess, or i even uoue, may be used. M raw- bci Tries, 7 ounces; cherries, o ounces; peaches, 5 ounces; Bartlett pears, 6 ounces; sour pears, 8 ounces; quinces, 8 ounces. Elizabeth Moretou in New York Times. rr