IT PLAYED ONE TUNE.
LIMITED REPERTORY OF THE ST. JOE
CORNET BAND.
Tint Pb-ot It Lrne th Soletfta
Omni,,! an Whk-h It Waa Rraderrd.
Manic bj tfee Duf the School E
Blbitloa -Md Timer Look Back.
Two mon vcr-re at a table overlooking
Michigan avenue. They w ere numiiitak
all? from some place in the west Tiny
Lad the pocd old time maimers w hich
are Uviiiiii:s scarce in every faction.
Tiny wore CO ear waylie 70 years each.
Oii":f tlM-m was reading the nvxs to
the? other owe
The one who was reaelinp stopped and
aid: "I'll be dopponed if Sam Stone
ain't dead. It Riyg bere that died in
Topvky, Kan. Yon remen??.r Sam
Stone." lie wrote that eld song. 'Wait
For the Wagon and We'll All Take a
Eide.' "
"Hain't thonpht of it 80 year, Cy,"
tplied the old man opposite him.
"Let's ee, how did it go? something
like this" the old man puckered hU
lips and tried to whistle the air. tut the
sound from his month resemhled that
of a hungry wind through a keyhole.
"Jim, you're getting wind wasted.
Getting old. Fellows like you and me
can't whirtle. Better hum it, Jim."
And Jim hummed it while Cy beat
time with bis fingers on the table.
1 bad forgot, Cy. who it was that
-wrote it"
"Yes. it wa Sam Stoiw. I'd toot
fene it xnj If till I -hj i: ia that
nKiming pa r. "
iiu sunie was S 4. no the paper say.
He d-d in Toiky, where he'd lived
atsrut 2"i y.am. That wai a great old
xiug in it day."
"That and 'IV-p Gov the Wea L "
"Hut 'Wait Fe-r tho Watm a the
rixt catrhiiig. I retwniWr it was tLe
rt pi.-rv tliiit the St. Joe (Ma ) conn
baud I- arm-d to play. And jm-t tlien
tl r wa a man died in St. Joe who
wa a high rUl r in tlx M.c nic bwlge
in the to a. and a mighty p ,u!tr man
lie was. Of coume be wu burial with
ilaiiiis rit-f-. aud tlw lolg committee
railed cn the l. !'Ti f the land to en
gage the hand's h -Trice. It was the first
job the band bad, and as it was in debt
for the Miare rfniui and the big born
bere was a c hance to get even.
"So the leader g'rt a retainer, and
thtu be told the committee that the
bund couldn't play ouly one piece, and
that waii 'Wait For the Wagon.' The
leader said it was not built on dead
march time, but by playing it low and
muffling the big drum he could make it
nouud (solemn. So the band turned out
at the funeral and it played Wait For
the Wagon' all the way oat to Mount
iloriah cemetery. Some of the boys
about town bad a hard time looking sad,
especially Ben Cllman, the big butcher,
who was one of the pallbearers. Ben
was the funny man of the town, any
how. "I remember Ben, Cy."
"I knowed yon did. As I was saying,
it was bard to keep straight faces, the
baud playing that tune, going out to
the grave. Coming back there was near
ly a row. The high mnck a muck of the
lodge told the leader of the band he had
better change the music, and then the
leader said the baud couldn't play any
thing else, aud that he bad told him so.
The procession marched down Frederick
avenue coming back and it commenced
to rain, so that the lodge it was the
Zeredathah chapter, as I re member had
to quicken their steps, and that put the
baud out "
"Of course, Cy. You can't march
double quick on slow music. But go on. "
"Well, the only thing for the band to
do was to liven up the tune, aud that
was what raiwd Old Ned. The newspa
per came out next week with a piece in
it as loug as your arm saying it was a
difgTace, and that if tlie baud expec ted
the citizens to help pay its debu it had
better learn some djokic that would be
appropriate at func-rals, as people were
liable to die any time. Of course that
made the land mad. "
"Of course. Or. But w hat did they
dor
"Stopped their papers. Then when
JCeely's academy gave the ae-houl exhi
bition in the Presbyterian church on the
bill, tlx; baud was engaged and put in
the gallery, which was in one end of
"the c hurch. Tim band rpcix-d the xer
cis with 'Wait For the Wagon.' Then
t!ie pastor of the church prayed, aud
the band played Wait Fc the Wagon
again. The programme consisted of cs
Fays comioMitious they railed them
then -declamation and some dialogues,
aud Death -d along through the pro
gramme was 'inusic ly the band,' and
every time it played "Wait Fur the
Wagun.' It got to be as good as a cir
rus. I rem lulier the leader of tlie baud
died a good many years ago, and the
piece in the pajier about hi in said be
wrote 'Wait For the Wagon,' but the
paper was wrong. It was Sam Stone
who wrote it, him that has just died in
Topcky."
"It all ccmes back to mo now, Cy.
Bet all I ran remember is the tune and
the first two lines:
"Wait for the v-acon.
And we'll ail take a ride."
Chicago Chronicle.
Thcjf Krvcr Sleep.
There are several species of fish, rep
tiles and insects which never sleep.
Among fish it is now positively known
that pike, salmon and goldfish never
deep at all; also that there are several
others of the fish family that never sleep
more than a few minutes during a
mouth. There are dozens of species of
flies which never indulge in slumber
and from three to five species of serpents
whie-h the naturalists have ne'ver yet
been able to catch napping.
Her Proverb.
Mrs. Gummcy Do you believe in
proverbs?
Mrs. Glanders Certainly. I believe
that a bird on the hat is worth two in
the bush, for example. Harper's Bazar.
'
Painful Km L..: rata jurat.
Two of the smallest men in the city
were standing at the curbstone waiting
for a car. Their conversation had been
about the traditional fe-minine tendency
to extravagance and the difficulty they
bad in keeping their domestic expendi
tures down to what they considered a
reasonable limit
"There they are now," exclaimed
one of them.
"Who?"
"Our wives. And I'll bet they've
been shopping."
"They seem to be talking very ear
nestly about spending something. "
"I'll bet I can tell w hat my w ife is
talking about"
"Are you a mind reader?"
"Xa But I can make a guess on that
abject I'll bet tou a dinner I can any
how." "I'll take it"
"All right She's talting about
spending money. We'll ga up behind
tlicm ami overhear what they are say
ing to prove it "
The-y crossed the street, and the origi
nator of the idea smiled knowingly ns
liis wile opened her purye and peered
into it. "My dear," she said u her
companion, "have you any change'?"
"Yes. a little."
"Well, would you mind lending me c
penny to buy a postal card?"
"Certainly, if I have one. Oh, vcs.
Here it is."
' ' Thank you ever so much. I have 5
cents, but I hate to use it A nickel al
ways seems to go so fast after you once
break it"
The man who offered the wager bad
won it but for some reason he didn't
seem proud. Washington Star.
A notary's business, kept up since
1596 from father to son without inter
ruption, is Mill to be found at St Sau
ry, near the Pyrenees.
GOLD AND SILVER PLATING.
A rroc That la Drcci-ibed a Simp! T
a Professional.
The following is a very simple method,
for gold and silver plating : Take an
ounce of nitrate of silver, which is
made as follows: One ounce of fine sil
ver, one ounce nitric acid, oue-half
ounce water. Put the silver into a Flor
ence fia.k, then poor in the acid and
water. Place the flask on the sand bath
for a few moments taking rare not to
apply tx much Ik ;;t, and as coon as
chemical action becomes violent remove
the flask to a cooler place and allow the
actiou to go on util it nearly slacks,
whin, if there is :my silver still remain
ing, the Cask may Ikj placed ou the bath
again unlil the silver disappears. If the
acid employed is weak, it may be neces
sarv to add a little more. The red fames
formed when chemical actioj is going
on disappear when the acid has done its
work.
The nitrate of silver formed during
the above operation should le inured
into a porcelain capsule and heated un
til a pellicle appears on the surface,
when it may be set aside to crystallize.
The oncrystallized liquor should be
poured from the crystals into another
vesse'l and heat apied until it has
evaporated sufficiently to crystallizes.
Then you have nitrate of silver. Take
an ounce of nitrate of silver, dissolve in
a quart of distilled rainwater. When
thoronphiy dissolved, throw ia a few
crystals of hyposulphite of soda, which
will at first f'.rm a trown precipitate,
but which becomes redissolvcd if enough
hypoull4.ite Las been nd.'.e.i. There
niu-t be prew-nt a slight excess of this
salt The sclutiou is now rcniplite.
Take a spoupe, dip it in the solution
end rxb it over the wcik to be plated.
A solution of gold maybe made in
the some way and applied as described.
A concentrated solution of either gold
or silver may le usl for work that has
! Ux n worn off by applying it with a
! cam. l's hair I ru-h and touching it w ith
a strip of zinc Hie writer lias uscaxms
method with tlie mcst satisfactory Suc
re. The ccld or silver u d in making
must be rerfcctly fine. Jewelers' Cir-
' calar.
1 WHAT THE YOUTH NEEDED.
, The Order Waa Given by the Man Whom
tie Made Tired.
Now and then Chicago draws a chap
pie in the great shuffle of lifa The other
day one arrived here from an inland
town who had a few points to spare in
bis trunk.
He took np his residence in an aristo
cratic family hotel, where he appeared
religiously each night at a 7 o'clock
dinner in the evening dress of a second
class swelL This was all very commend
able and cleanly, and not a all extraor
dinary w here bO per cent cf the men
di 1 the same thing.
But the good impression awakened by
the chastity of the newcomer's appear
ance ia the ineffable bosom and tie was
obscured by his attempt to order his
dinner in as mnrh French as he decern
ed would be intelligible. The sonority
of his final order for a dumitasse
was gooel for all the surrounding tables,
if not for the butle-r's pantry.
As the first wee k rolled on the young
man grew more Frenchy, more mellow,
more metropolitan ia spirit, and on the
ooeasitiu of his first evening at home
made his way to the smoking room,
where he; arrange-d himself languorously
and picturcsejuely in an easy chair.
Near hici was the station of a small
colored buttons.
"Garcou! Gnrcon!" railed out the
oriental one, but little William stond,
with his heavy, seallike eyes ndird up
ward and hi.s great paws massed sol
emnly over bis brass buttemed jacket
regardlens aud heedless of the over
whelming honor being deme him.
"I say, there, garceju, won't you
bring me? ah"
"Smie trains William, fi this
rhap," growle d an apoplectic man on
tlie othe r aide cf tho room. Chicago
Tribu'ae
Tbejr Ika Not Miad the Praaiea.
Fxp rie-ne has made' the me n of tlie
fruit stanels overcautious in handling
coin above the cf a 10 oai pie-re.
I The? large r piecen they will te-t up-m the
pave'iucnt or a;ik tlx ir tee th into in a
tentative fa-hiem. It w tei be noted,
however, that wbewver a cusU'iner
I makes a p uuy pure-l::i-e t';- y pocki t bis
change without f-utiuiiig it olmest
hastily indeed. The re is deep rexson in
this procedure.
For one thing, nobody counterfeits
the re-tit pie; it is too che-ap. For an
' othe-r thing, the fruit dealer knows that
no ceiin of smaller eU i)o:uin.tliou is pass
ing into l.is hands. For a third thing,
aud tliis is tlte- nicr-'t important, the-re is
always a chance that the msteinier is
dtce-ived himse lf aud i.-haueliiig over a
uii kcl, a dime or one of the minor guld
pieven, under the impression that he is
payiug but a pe-uny. If he looks satisfied
and starts tei go away, he is not likely
to be railed back to get the; change. Oc
' rasioually some such involuntary wind
' fall coiue-s the way of the fruit man.
New York Mail anil Express.
Cot More Than lie Care.
The London cab and omnibus men
are noted for their smart aud ofttimes
humorous retorts and repartee, of which
the following is a gooel example:
One afternoon a westward going om
nibus t icked ud a ladv and centh'man
. - i
right out of the hands of a cabman at .
, Piccadilly. On palling up, the omnibus 1
very nearly collided with a heavy van. j
. This was the Jehu s opportunity.
I "Yon are a nice sort of a party to
j have the charge of the heads of fumi
, lie-s, yoa art!" he sJioutcd at the omni
bus driver. " W hy didn't you bring your
mother cat to help you 'old the horses
on their fe-et?"
Like a flash came the retort : "Bring
my mother cut indeed while there's
such faces as yours knocking about the
streets! Not me! I don't want to have
the old woman scared to death. She's
been a gerd mother to ine, she 'as."
Loudon Fun.
ejoite Natural.
They were bowling along the boule
vards just afteT their arrival in Paris
the othe-r day. They were Ame-ricans,
and the wife was more conversant than
the husband with the French language.
Most cf the time since their arrival had,
cf course, been spent in racing from
one hotel to auothe-r in search of various
fellow countrymen. This accomplished,
the wife 6aid that they would drive to
the Louvre, where, it so happened,
neither of them had ever been before.
They ac-oordingly made for the big
square, with its shops on one side, the
hotel on the other and the museum in
front As the latter burst upon tho
wife's vision, bringing to mind so many
cherished associations aud significances,
sho could hardly contain hexsedf. "Oh,"
she cried, fairly jumping up and down
vi.l; excitement, "there's the Louvre!
Do you sec, my dear? It's actually the
Louvre." The husband "saw" all right
though, but not what the wife intruded.
The big art gallery is not labeled in any
vray, you know, auel, moreover, the
twain had spent all their previous time
ia hunting up their friends at various
bostelries. With his eyes, therefore, fix
ed upon the sign " Hotel de Louvre" the
husband calmly remarked, "Will, who's
stopping theire?" New York Sun.
Captain Anderson, superintendent ot
the Yellowstone National park, says
that an effort is being made to secure
legislation from congress which would
add the Jackson's Hole country to the
park. The area which it was proposed
to take in is about 50 miles square and
contains Jackson's lake and the Three
Tuton niouutain peaks. It is rich in
natural scenery and would, in the opin
ion of the captain, add materially to
the park's attractiveness. Seuator Car-te-r
of Montana has drafted a bill for
that purpose, which has the indoise
ment of the senators from Montana and
Idaho, but the Wyoming senators have
not yet been won over. Oiuaha Bee.
Iow treat Charity Started.
Dr. Bamaelo, w ho i at the head of
an ns.ciatiori fi.r rese-uing tho children
of ths criminal clans in Loudon, has told
the story cf the incident which firs
drew his attention to them.
In 186 while studying medicine, he,
with a friend, taught a night ragged
school for men in au old stable. One
bitter eight when the schexil was over
be found a bey lying aslowp close to tho
crnbe rs of the fire. Ho ike him aud
told him he must go home.
"I haw no home," was the reply.
"Nonsense t You must livo some
where." "I don't live cowhercs," tho boy in
sisted. The Eudical student found that tho
child fir three years had been sleeping
in the rreoj! of London. The next night,
w ith thi lad for a gaiele, he fonnd 11
boys asleep in Houndsditch on the roof
of. one buitelinz. The nex night he
focud at Billingsgate over , 0 little fel
lows stretched on a iinmhe r of barrels,
covered with tarpaulin.
Tlie young man told these facts at a
public meeting. The Earl of Shaf U'S
bury, an eager philantlpfst, went
with him that night to Billingsgate and
found the peor little gamins on the bar
rels. An old bouse was take u, cleaned
and furnished with cheap, comfcrtablo
lie d. Dr. Baruado took charge of it
The work has grown until his bouses
have received tens of thousands of
friendless children until permanent
homes hav been found for them.
Turgrneff, w hen a boy, saw one day
a woman, a se rf on one cf his mothe r's
estates, brutally beaten, ne never for
ge the incide nt Tlie result, years af t
rrwareL, was a volume of sketches of the
lives of serfs. It fell into the hands of
the czar, and it is saiel was the cause of
the ukase which he issued soon after
ward, enfranchising all the serfs of
Kassia.
It was not tlie homeless boy nor tho
serf with tho bleed flowing from her
stripers that wrought these good works
in tho world. Heimeless boys hail slept
in London streets and serfs bad been
lieaten in Russia for centuries. The help
lay in the piiying hearts of two young
men. Youth's Companion.
Coal Daiit I coition.
A proof cf the remarkable ease with
which cry coal dnst may be brought tc
ignition, ive ii ly exposure to the sun's
rays, atd also sui explanation of many a
fire at riuiilar surface buildings in col
lieries and ilswhcre, in which timber,
eta, covered with coal dust may be in
intimate connection with heated metal
plates, has lie i n afforded in a German
colliery. The surface works of the col
liery are made chiefly of iron, the gal
vanized corrugated sheets which form
the walls of the building being supported
by strong iron girders. It became neces
sary to repair a pipe passing through
one of the sheets forming a wall facing
the south. A mechanic, on going to re
move the layer of coal dust from a girde-r
close to tho sheet, burned his hand. The
official inquiry showed that tho layer of
coal dust, which contained a large pro
portion of pulverized rock, had become
ignited ahmg the whole length of the
metal wall. Tho heat of the sun had
struck right through and the coal dust,
as was proveel by the layer of white ash
on the top, had boon burning for a con
siderable tinie. St Louis Globe-De-mo-cns
Trees oa Thoroaclifarea,
William A. Coffin, the landscape
painte r, in a lecture on art tx-Ioro a
weiman's society, maele an earuent plea
in the furthe raiie'c of art for the plant
ing of more tr e s ou our tlKiroughfan-s.
The se play a print part in breaking tho
liue-s cf our liieiiiot.ujocs or ofte n lue-on
grueius architecture. Ho pointed out
that Paris, with a climate as rigecous as
ours, owe its be auty to a great exte nt
to the t-nrirhnie-ut that Te-rdure le nds it
b.r six memths of the ye'ar. He counted
cn the docters l ariug him cut in this
ple'a cn account cf the sanitary prej-r-
tns foliage .osseiisi . Hereiuarktd that
while- we are waiting fT a Burem
Hauniaun to rehabilitate our thorough
fare s and make them yield artistic an
gl.-s we cau at h a-t n ude-r the vista on
compassed ly the eye mere agreeable by
having it pre-se utd through horse chctt-
nuts aud liiuphs. New York Times.
Orrbard Caltiratioe.
An cr hard we 11 managed may be
made to pay s ve ral time as much for
tin' land ia cuj ied und the lalior spent as
the l-t W Id c u the: farm. But it will
1 a e r investment if it is ne glected
rnd suffe re el to go to ruin. Cultivation
is iunispciisallo to enable the soil to
contribute; its fertility to the trees. TLe
surface must not be left untouched, to
become cove nd with rank weeds or
meiss, to lie bare and barren. The-re is
nothing be-tt r than a crop of clover, and
this sl-.Huhl tie j rmilt'd to die down
anel decay on the surface. A plow should
ue vi r be suffe red in an orchard. Only
I lie surface should be stirred, lest the
fine fe-eding rneits be injured and
the tre-es checked in their growth. A
goevl harrowing in the fall aud two or
thre-e in the summer will lie all the cul-
tivutieii an orchard requires. Cole
man's Enral World.
Men.
Tlie longer I live tho mora I am cer
tain that the great diffe-reue?e between
men, between the fr.cble anel the power
fuL, the great and the insignificant, is
ene rpy inv::icibl determination a
purpose once fixe d. arid then death or
victory. That quality will do anything
that can be done in this world, and no
talents, no circumstances, no opportuni
ties will make a two legged creature a
man without it Buxton.
Way Treva Are Balanced.
A tree grows in perfect balanco on
every side. When a largo branch shoots
oat ou one side, one of equal size or two
smalle r appear on the other. The roots
arc balancc'l in the same way, a large
branch on one side being matched by a
large root The center of gravity is thus
always perfectly maintained. Boston
Budget
Guarding II er Employer! Secret
A Lasalle street lawyer, who bad
spent three mouths in securing a power
of attorney whie-h would enables him to
corople-te an important real estate deal,
gave the paper granting him the desired
authority to his stenographer.
He wanted a copy of the instrument
for itfe-renco. A few minutes after the
young lady had reeived the paper she
banded to her employer tho copy of the
power of attorney.
"Where is the original?" queried the
lawyer as he looked at the unconce rned
typewriter.
"Oh, I tejre that up," said the young
woman with a smile. "I tore it into
fine pieces so that no one would get bold
of it"
The astonished lawyer spent the next
half hour in picking bits of paper out of
the waste basket These ho pasted on a
sheet of iiapi r and presented the patch
wen k to his clients to convince them cf
bis good faith in their interests. He is
now using the mails to secure again bis
power cf attorne-y. Chicago News.
Kngliah Administration of Jamaica.
The English administration of Ja
maica is a thing to be thankful for.
There are law and order, excellent
roads comfortable houses, adequate po
lice , lawn tenuis and cricket, plenty of
mauly, companionable English army
aud navy officers and a governor who is
strong, able and geniaL At the same
time it would be folly to maintain that
the island is producing a tenth part of
the wealth that -is latent in soil and
atmosphere, or that most of the wealth
that is beginning to make its ap
pearance ia due to anything so much
as to the American enterprise and cap
ital which are opening up railways
rud cultivating fruits. Another serious
fact, though not necessarily an unwel
come one. is that the island's 4,000
sqnarc railes contain a population of
600. 0C0 persons, 25,000 of whom are
white. Julian Hawthorne in Century.
Hove aad Reality.
"I can larf h about it cow," said the
retired business man, "but at tho time
it was one cf the serious affairs of life.
Young Stems and I had been thrown to
gether almost constantly up to tho tinio
that each struck out for himself. Ho
was attracted to the west, where he saw
visions of a big fortune in a short time,
while I decided to avail myself of an
opening in the east. The-re was a good
deal of sentiment in our leave taking.
" 'Wo can't be together,' I said, 'bat
we must never lose trae-k cf each other,
as so many men do who were friends in
their boyhood. I would not care te bo
prosperous if I knew you were iu want
unless I ooulj help yem, and I'm saio
that you have the same feeling in regard
to me.
"Of course he bad and immediately
made a propeJ,it ion that at the end cf
five years after both of us bad taken a
good twist at the world ve rcnelcr a
financial statement to each other, tho
one in need of money to accept it f roia
the other as a loan."
"Did you carry out tho compact?"
"As uearly as possible. Ou tho very
data I wrote him that I could pull
through on $250 be wrote mo that bo
bad a small fortune in sight if he had
f 300 to tide him over an immediate em
barrassme-nt. Each expressed a hope and
a confide uce that the othe-r hud bee n
doing welL Our le tters passed, aud so
did the replies, in which regrets wore
exchanged because neither was in a po
sition to assist the other. Five years
later we were both men of moderate
means, and I traveled half way across
the continent just that wo might ex
change assurances that youthful hopes
make a striking contrast with the reali
ties of after life." Detroit Free Press.
The Austrian National Hymn.
The Austrian national anthem is ono
of the most beautiful of Haydn's melo
dies and of national hymns. The words
of tho "Emperor's Hymn" were writte-n
by the Jesuit priest L. L. Haschka, and
were set to music by Haydn. On Jan.
28, 797, Count von Sauran, governor
of Vienna, issued a decree that "Gott
erhalte Franz den Kaiser" shoulil bo
the Austrian national hymn, aud on
Feb. 12 it was by order sung in all the
theaters of Vienna. In England it is fa
miliar as the bymn tune "Austria." It
is often sung to Newton's lines, "Glori
ous things cf thee are spoken," and
sometimes also to Kempthorne's "Praise
tho Lord, ye heavens, adore him."
Haydn's affection for this beautiful
melody is well known. Ho afterward
employed it for tlie variations in tho
"Kaiserqnartett," op. 76, No. 8, and
when he was near death and too weak
to stand bo was carried across the room
to the clavier and solemnly played tlie
tuuo thre-e times, according to Herr
PohL as his farewell to ait William
Gardiner, the Leicestershire stocking
maker and musical amateur, sent Haydn
six pairs of stockings woven with the
air of "Gott crhalto" and other melo
dies. London News.
Landor and Words worth.
Walter Savage Laudor waa an intern
perate person in words and hated Words
worth. Were tht-re ever more contempt
uoas words than these of Lundeir's in
reference to Wordsworth? "Pastiness
and flatness are the qualities cf a pun-
cake, and thus far he attaint d his c ueL
Let him place the ae-e e ssorie-s on
the table, le st what is insipid and clam
my grow into duller accretion and
nioister viscidity the niejre I maticate
it" In Lander's letter to Kalph Waldo
Euicrse-n ho write-s: "We must now de-sce-iiel
to Worel.-wortb. He e fte u gave au
opinion oa authors which he cver had
re-ad. Plato for instance. He) spe aks con
t-mptuousy cf the Sexite h. I
praised a line of Se-ott's on the chg of a
traveler lift in the snow (if I reme-m
be r) ui Skitldaw. Ud said it was the
ouly goed one in the i m and began
Instantly to ree-ite a whedo pen in of bis
OWU ou thee aaiuo subject
The Yellow Iladea.
"Isn't it de 1-ghtful," remarked the
true woman, "wheu yon are asked to
dinner aud find tliat the table has rose
cede .rl lamps:"
"I don't seo it" answered the true
man. "What difference do the rose
Limps make?'
"If that isn't just like a man!" she
re torted. "Ill shade-s make one's com
plexion exquisite. You have never been
toal'rinectcn dinne r evide ntly. Ye llow
des make a charming table nothing
pre ttier, iu fact But we poor women!
Unde r saffron lamps it is the ye-llow
badge of courage. " Philadelphia Press.
The Prellmiaary step.
The; young matrons who we re taking
a course in housekeeping prine-ijally
because it was a fad had be-en listening
more or 1 ss intently to the lecture r,
whe-u the latter startled the-m by in
quiring: "What is the first thing to bo done in
training a waitress?"
"Convince her that she is not already
trained," promptly answered the ono
who had had the most experience, and
the lecturer said, "Quite right" Chi
cago Post
London Morning Papers.
Proportionately there is no great town
in the civilized world that has so few
morning papers as London. This is due
to the large expenditure involved in
starting a pspir there. Any one con
templating this must be prepared to lose
from ? 150. 000 to f 200, 000 a year for
two or threes years and then perhaps to
faiL
M ion nderatood.
"Now," said tho customer, "I want
this ring by the 10th. Can I have it on
time?"
"No, sir. More than that, the fact
that you waut time conipi-ls mo to ask
for a deposit before we make tho ring."
Detroit Free Press.
Mighty Slice.
The Hindoos have a proverb to tho
effect that women fear mice, mice fear
men, and ne-n fear women.
Liszt to Von Ilulow'a Mother.
Bans is evidently gifted with a mu
sical organization of the rarest kind.
His executive talent will easily place
him in the front rank of the greatest
pianists, and his essays at composition
denote quite exceptional qualities of
imagination, of individuality aud of
conception. Besides, Hans has taken an
antipathy to every career which would
sever him from art Permit me, then,
to confide to your motherly love the
happy solution of the noble struggle be
tween bis natural vocation aud that
destined for him, however bright and
alluring it might be, aud in view of the
sentiments which dictate this letter pray
pardon the intercession I have ventured
to make to yoa today. "Early Corre
spondence of Hans Van Bulow. "
A I'nlqoe Lav.
A unique law is still in force at
Stratford, in Prussian Ponicrania. A
paragraph of the police regulation of
1840, w hich is still be ing emit ted, reads,
"Smoking in the streets or promenades
of this town is positively prohibited,
violators of this law being punished by
a fine, or eventually by a number of
marks the fine amounts to."
Lamp Iaveoted by Chlaeao.
It is supposed that the earliest lamps
were made of the skulls of animals, in
which fat was burned. Afterward sea
shells were used, then pottery and
metals. The iuvrntion of lamps, like so !
many other implements of present' day i
civilization, has been attributed to the
Chinese.
There are al-cut J00 grains of iron in
the average human body, aud yet so im- :
pcrtant is this exceedingly small quan- I
tiry that its diminution is attended
with very serious results.
j
Culd toiled water tastes flat jecaus
it hes been deprived cf air. Tf restore
cir pour th; water quickly from one
jug to anoth.-r.
Bev. Mr. Lravltt Was ScaadalUed.
A debating ecx k-ty pursned au crratlo
existence m arly a seoio of jtors ago on
the North Side, uud the leys new well
known iae;u havo told many laughable
Instances c f its checkered career.
Drive n from one home' to another, the
membeis, ou promise of good be havior,
induexd the Lincoln Talk Congrega
tional church to allow them the privi
lege of meeting iu one of the anterooms.
Tho first meeting, by ill luck, fell on
prayer meeting night
Th.' de tails c f the evening are told by
ono of the raiinbirs.
"The prayer mes tiug, iu the ndjeiin
ing room, bad just reached its inot de
vout stage whe-u our boys fully woke up
to the ir eve ning's programme. Danie l
Sullivan, now assistant state attorney,
was in the chair and called upon David
Maxwell, at present of Maxwell Bros.,
box manufacturers, for a song.
"The solemn tones cf prayer rose
from tho other room, wheu Dave took
the rostrum and Btarted to sing in a
loud voice the classic lines of 'Tho Hun
gry Man From Breemer Street
Neither the song nor the prayer was
ever finished. Kev. He-nry Leavitt rush
ed into our meeting, white with aager.
" 'Get out of he re!' he shouted. 'Don't
you ever show your faces iusido of this
room again ! You ere worso than tho
thieves whom Christ cast cut cf the
synagogue!' " Chicago llecorJ.
The Old Virginia Fiddler.
What Las become cf the old Virginia
fiddler who was known and gree ted by
all the young people fcr miles around?
Of old there could be no Christmas in
the country without him. lie was as in
dispensable ns tho children's stexkings,
the eggnog bowl, the roasted shoat, the
mi new pic or the stuffed turke-y. He was
the important functionary at every
dance and called out the figures in an
nne-hange-able voice, which grew fiercer
and fiercer as he warmed up to his work.
Has our edd friend disappeared? Is his
fiddle cracked aud his bow unstrung?
Has ho be-e-n unable to withstand the in
vasion of his t rritory by the piano aud
the piano agent? We fear so. We bear
of him very selelGiu now, whereas in tho
times bygone at Christmas his namo
was on eviry tongue, and his bow was
a scepte:r wie-likd over many willing
subjects. Happily for him that he found
suitable eulogists l fore his type was
extinct Dr. George W. Bagby, that
great humorist aud player upon the
heart Etriugs cf men, in numerous
sketches, aud the founder of this paper,
iu his delightful, realistic reminiscences,
have both described :;ud immortalized
tho old Virginia fiddler. And well they
did, for be is be coming as rare as the
buffalo uiou the western prairies. But
well he served his day and generation
before he laid down "de fiddle aud de
bow." Kichmemd Dispatch.
Changed tha Bodies.
Hero is a really true etory: Lately an
English family had the misfortune to
lose an aged aunt, who died in St. Pe
tersburg. Arraup-uie-nts were most care
fully made and directions se nt that tlie
body ehould be ferwarele-d to England to
be iute-rre'd in the family vault In duo
time a lnatrnifiei-ut coilin arriveil, anel
be-feire it wa lowered to its la.t resting
place it was opened for in-pection.
Much to the dismay of tlie family, in-ete-ael
cf fineling the feature s aud frail
form cf their beloved aunt, the corpse
cf a Russian cfli. t r, clethe.-d in military
garme nts anel decorate-d with ribbons
anel meelals, was disclosed to view. A
frantic telegram was dispatched to tho
Russian capital, to which the following
answer was nceive-d: "Laeiy Lcriid
yesterday v. it h military hemors. I'le-aso
keep the gineraL" Louelou Cori
trpoudenev. 11 amorous A.pcrt of a 1'olara Caort.
"He tn-ats me-nome thing rilllcwiwws,
Was the ceiiip!aiut c f cue mue h abused
wife against he r husbaneL The man be
ing brought up to answer the charge anel
perhaps e xplain it, answered: "This is
a de-ad pie e e of jcalouy, your honor.
Dem"t mind her. "
An old Irish woman cume before me
at the Harle-m court aud wanted her
"bety" arrested f i.rmisbe having himself
in her Lou.se. It came out thut he r boy
was 33 ycur old, and when I said to her
that he wa a pre tty old boy she re-marked,
"Snre, he's not a gurl, and 1 oount
a boy a man only w hen lie' mamiL"
A (iemiau wiih aviry much battered
heuel comphtiuid that the de fe ndant hod
made a "di:ie" in it and described the!
a.-tfiault as follows, "Ho do me a crack
cn de Lopf, like dis, and I do uodelings
by hint. " Se ribucr's.
IVanut Ia Europe.
Peanuts pern- in large ejuantitits on
the northwest const of Africa, but are
known the ie as grouml nuts. They are
dug up by the natives aud barte-reel with
the; Kuroeun trade rs for me ie-haudi.se,
toluccc, etc., at many places on tho
Gambia river anel afterward t-hippe-d in
HteameT loads to Europe an port s princi
pally to Marseilles. The nats are not
roastid for retail sale, as in this coun
try, but crnshe el and a fine oilextracti-d,
which is valuable commercially.- New
York Sun.
.Sutler's Flag.
Feb. 21, lStiG, Gene ral Benjamin F.
Eutle r prese-uted to emigres the first
genuine American flag, made cf Amer
ican materials by American labor, ever
coustruete-d iu this country.
Prieir to that time all American gov-erume-ut
flags had been made cf English
bunting. Since then all our official flags
have been the product exclusively of
American material aud labor. There
were 2(2 stars in the flag at that time.
New York Press.
The estimates of the yielel of tho po
tato CTop in CJre:it Britaiu hhov that oil
C33.000 acres a crop of 3,053,005 tous
was scented, cirainst au almeist exactly
similar quantity producvd on a mach
larpi-t acreage 753,000 acie;: iu Ire
laud. Iu Paris the house-s are very high aud
tho struts narrow. Iu Loudoirthu houses
axe low aud the KttetU broad.
AN ACHING
BACK.
The kidneys can't talk, and
the only way they have of let
ting us know when they are sick
is by making our backs ache.
If it's only a little ache the kid
neys are only a little sick-if it's
a big, peace-destroying, nerve
racking ache, the kidneys arc
more than a little sick. In either
case it must be attended to at
once.
DOAN'S KIDNEY PILLS
Act directly on the kidneys,
make them strong and healthy
stop aching backs.
F. M. Ti.rreyson resides at JI5 Jerome St..
Mck.ee-sp.,rt, l's. Ho hits; Ktp.r-nre .birinj
th5 war wa the fotmdntton of mjr kidney dis
ord r. I have had fearful raliu In nij 'bnck
and ufferel tortareja erer mi.-e. Have h.n
in the hutiiiMl for moiit iiataiiraeaud s!l-ht
e.4d aflVetii;! my kidiicn aul I would ls
be-it aoul.ie with pain. I be au ukii; l,.a:rs
kidney Pilli aud fo;md rcilol at ou--.-. fri
nar. trouble hare beeu CKT.-e-ied x more
aUdileV'l'u'uv'''' 1 " Y""T UlttuWul " huoa't
Dean' Kidaey PilU Coit
So Caau at aay Oruzstur.
Foster-Milbarr. Go.,5oLB?,r::v.
Chicago.
Safe.
"I heard yem fought a duel w ith
Parker?"
"1 did."
"Weren't you afraiel to stanel up !o-
fiire n litfi.liil iiistiil?"
j "Not with Parker holding it. I'm
Insured hi hi.i company. "
That Hood's .SirsapariWa purifies the
blood and relieves a vast amount e.f
sull-.Tiiir is ne.t a theory bdt a well
kn wn f:ct.
jl'XS YLVASIA UAI LKOA D.
CA3TCS.FI STANDARD Time.
In Effect November 15, 1336.
COXDEXSKD BOHIDCLB.
Train, nrrlve ami drpart from the station at
JoLustown as follow:
WESTWARD
Western Kxpiws . :.VJ a. m.
Kouthweiettrru Kxi-re "
' JollbPtowu Aret!il!i!olUell . . 8:67 "
! Accumiiioeialiun
Pacific Express tei "
Way Paoseuger '
Mail ' 5:li "
Kant Line p. in.
Juiiualowo Accouiiuexialion...... :)
EASTWARD.
Atlantic EipreM 5M a. m.
r3-bore J-.xprws 5.W V
Alloeiiin Ac-e.)inmxialiim... ... fv-4
liy Kxpraut itH "
Slum Line Kxpnw. l':l " "
AIUmhik Aceoiumixlutlon. p. m.
Mhii tx press. .... 4.11
John.-Iott n AcooliimoilaUun. ...... b:.V "
hliilaeielphta Kxprcas 7;1I "
Fact Line lJe) "
For rnten, ni:ij , Ae., erell on Tle-kt t Agents or '
addrt-M 1 K. Wan, r. A. w . u., 3uj una
Avenue, i'ltixburt;,
J.li. iiuU-liiii.-Hjn. J. K- WeMMt,
lieu. Alaiuixer. Inu 1 Pmm. A
1LVS rKE.tM rtAI.M Uapoillr-rtirr.
Apply into lh lasnrils. Jt is qui. Vj alisnrtsL !
rents St mrrists or br ms.l ; ssmp V. lis, br mail.
iXT bltuTiltU-S. HU'imo New Vork cur.
Dr.
ORRITZ
WonJerfulh- Successful in all Chronic Diseases ami Hkea.-es of tLc
EYc. ER, N3SE, THROAT, LUNGS AND NASAL ATARRi
All Eye Operations Successfully I-oribiinel
Examination and Consultation Free to Evcrjbody.
Th.3 Licet Su:5:cshl
aid
cf aU
Sleeve i ari
Weaknesses
cf Llskini
After Having Trie-el of the Idt I-e-iori in
the t'ountrj-, Wil limit Avail, Ir. Kiliii
Cureil lii-r.
Ker more- tlmn 12 yitirs I I avr- r."ereil a
eixxi deal ef pain, in f.ii'l. I wu.h in i:ii.!hm
Hiul miwry niirly ll tlie tune, p:irt:rU!:irly
on sitting ilnwii. The tui.n-ry vjn In my It-it
Hide, in II e rtcinn of the hmrt. It w:i very
fieldom th:it 1 i-onld Htti-nd to my l:tMr-i. I
tried S ill li' n ut doeton. s said, tlie tx-st in
o ire-ounlry, but I pot wor-ie iiiMcud id b--tii-r,
a lift, I went In lr. MmIiii, w!io mni.-e r
a- visits to Sun bury, and thanks to bis skill
lul treatment, I am now entirely runtl.
Mm I. It. Aluns. ll.
Prwart, Northumiierland e'ei , l"n.
Every boily Oii-lit to Knox What Iir. Kilia
Hid for Me. II- Curi-U Me e.f a Ki-arful
Skla I:s)-:ise.
an i ve
ble skin trouble. 1 sei-meil to lieeovervd, llie a
fish, with Meali-s all over my Imn!v, ev:-n to my
fie-e. not rxeeiitimf inv evert. 'I'hi t:iin was
, almost unendurable, aril I walki d the II. T
m:iiiy a niiftil, on ni-oiiTit or my agony. Io
work was out of 1 1 1 . tiiiiit,n, nor eotild I
wash myself. I tried S of our U-st ibs-tors,
sw-nt mone-y on l'ateiit Meiiieitiex. sueh as
lutie-iiRi. Golden Mi-.iir-.il ll--iv, i v, ei:it
ments. etc, ieol trentineiil fmtii the Ti-'ree
Medieal Inslituie-, Kuliiilo, but it went from
worve to worse. Tin n 1 beard e-f Ir. SkIui's
wolidertut eure in this tieiv-lilniibisxl, tisik
his treittiieiit, ami to day, I am a new man.
No more sm iroiible. lam workii auaiu,
and as well us e-ver. KverylMnly ou-.-lit to
know this. Kr.iuk Kielutrdsoii.
1'uiilo, I uml.riu Co , l a.
.W IMt'K FUKK. The Medical Adviser, it short t.istorv of .rivnt.' diseases:, advice toyounit
and old, -s-ially llne ei.nl. :,:i.;,i:iic nuirriaee-. This'lss.k -.v 1 1 Is- s. lit fn-e to anyone
a. plication. Addresa Dr. .Salm, 1'. t). Uix Tisi, Columbus l. Kncloshia a 2 Cent s'ami. for
Kita)r.
r'KKK EXAMIX ATIe X (K Til K CIUNi". rjioh persem nplviii; fur mclical lr.-itm, i
should send iirbrinfnim-.' to 4 oiiin-es of urine itliat rtssed lirst in (li.. iiiornim; pn-lernsi
whh-li will receive a careful clit-iuieal iilid miirosis.i.ical examination, and if rcoucst.d
written analysis will lie Kiven. i.iua
Disensesof wo n. sllcli us have ballbsl the skill of all other physician, nnd remedies.
quickly cured. Caic. rs, tumors, libniid and poly (Mild gn.wthn eur.si without the use of Hie
knifeortnusmetie. No euttlmr. no Kiin, no dancer.
Manhood pcifi-clly restored. eui. k. luiinlcss and certain run? fer Impotence lost ni in
IummI, sM-rmiitorrliik'U losses, wink and nervous debi lit v : a!s.pr pn.slatnis v. ri.iM cle and
ull private dismscs whcilier li-om imprudent habits of youth or scciionul fun-li.ns-iA.lLlv
and permanently rjrv I. peeuny
New Vclhod Kle.-tn-.!.is, Kpilepsy or Kits se-le htitioully trtie'.e-fl and positively cureil hr a
never fiilin inetr nd. "" "J
cyeeiperaiioiwsi ccessfully jK-rformod. Kxamlnutloil and consultation free to t-vt rj'
AJ.IrcRs ail Cot mm jlmtions to Kox T', Columbus, Ohio.
833-37. WiLU 8 - AT
Town
Hotel.
Tholi'a: .. F7?- MTsh-
Johnstown,
Capital,
Town. Hotel, liny. Ki b. Mn-li.
Souiersit. nniiiar, rruiay. In, m.
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The 0. 1 C. LIME COMPANY,
SUCCIISSOIW TO
THE KEYERSDALE USE C03IPA1Y,
havejust cimpleted their new snlincand re
HOW lttteinsl liiBl'l:il.t'Mi.l..l l..i ...
----- i , - - I - ...... iirin IIV
part of ibecoui.try. Tl.ls lime is manufact
ured from the rs.l l.e.lo! C-.t.u::l I-
and is rsrss lally rich In nil I he element n-
t'.:!lrLL,V'?r-!:on,,,".t,,,'M'iL ,TS VKHAT AIL
FAKKERS aEED! e ix.-d stock on hand i ll the
time I'm-. low us the lowest. Addnsa ad
ceimmuuioi'lon to
I C. LIME COMPANY
Fnel.Row. MFYTKexnil r
Proprietor
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aft - - -a
tn Bennington's Conrt Scat Lists. Ehrew-4
ouieruseira nvau U!cuicive9 or ILieso lists a
enpr of which caa bo haj of P.eniiiiv-tui
Insist on the
Genuine
UsSf
The Lest Wa-shing Powder
made. Best for all clean
ing, does the work quickly,
cheaply and thoroughly.
Largest package greatest economy.
THE N. K. FAIRBANK COMPANY,
Et Louis, -ewYork. Doe ton, Philadelphia.
CONDENSED TIME TABLES.
Ealtimore and Ohio Railroad.
Somerset and Cambria Branch.
KnUTHWABD.
Johnstown Ma!I Kxpr-w. Knrkwoml 7f a.
III., Soilierxel SluyrietoWll toil, ilxv-
ersville K-.iO, Johustou u 11:10.
Joh:iUwn F.spr,. Rurkwemt 11:09 a.
in., Sl:i. i :!: . Mn;-rt-)WII 1 1:1. iluoV
c.Tsvilii'iJ:"i, Jitii!-:"n p. m.
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p. in., s-ni..-r--t V'Jt ty(.wa iis, liwiv
enevliic a:.!, Jeiiiimtown :ii.
HOl'THTAKa.
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Muveslvwu , uiuenK.-i Koe kwoxl
Express. Johrstown KIO p. m.. I!iovervl!le
-j:.V. stiyiviuWD Mouu-riM-t Itock-i-'sjd
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CMURKeTEU WBKKI.V BY
Cook & Beerits,
WcJiif.f.ffij, rif. if,
fjH r ha . 1j to S5
Applp ' liriej, ff
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Apple-Uu Her, p r sal
I roll. r 1-
Bul!e-r. !r-yl kz, p-r I '
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liyeswax, l r fi '
...nt.irv li nn tti-r Ih lIilJr
J !ui,':'r eureii lutui, i-r D Jt U l.'sc
Iiacon.
th. miiier, per ft
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cene-ej. psifte-l, n-r B . l.to!5Jr
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4 ie
Cornmeal, per C
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IM others
! Alt' ril .vlps T.-1--.1 liii.-T.ili.. rii;!:uriein-. n-
uurr. mu.i i no irina 1 o i'livMri.-ins. Hi r
fSuir-rni e.rew wr am! worst-, but
lr. !S.i!lill'uid Herat lu.,L
For mure th in I0y.-i-s I h ive lx-en b-i:iiu
n iu:s -r.ibii-evi.t -II.1-. on :i s-ount .u i:ii...
I lUM'e trii-l, at leas- m dot-tors in i:nt;:ili.
i -i i.s:e.i ix. i.r.n-n.nurj i.,ni surrouiKiirt!;
loans. My sulieriu'- crew itor- and wor-e
1 Is-eume thin, I weak to work, aul se
tr.ai-y -!.eil-.s tights. Couldn't eat. s mv
s-.simil all tinstmnu'. I don't suit to live
llin.iit-li allot her sueli a time, fer any tiiipjr
,.iini,. 11 ititriu. nun ilirn J liave
l-niyed to dio A Iter I had eiven up all burs'
of enji-yin li.-altu :e-aiu. I b.-i.b-I toeonsiilt
lr S:-.liii. l.lld, thank the cood I erd. that I
il. i so. Altera course nf inntm.-nt, I onee
more enjoy ni: e tint it h. ,1,-, j, ,ui work
onre Inure, ns li'n-l.li,n. I m ...l.-
to lir. Salin. He t-ert.iiuly ui).l,T-;'an.!s bis
Mimt-ss. as my r:is.- is n ! m.. m!y wo.-,d r
ful cure lie lia js-rioi m. .1 li this e oitnty.
. Mrs S. !:. MrCrisirv.
Tuillieitoil, Illdl;:n:l Co Ca.
A Fearful Case of Khi-uiiuitism Cund by lr.
.-Sililll.
I hive h id a fearful rise of rheumatism f..r
over . i.-s, so e.:-.. that I i-ould not lilt my
anus to my hi-.id, mi l at every chance of the
winlher the pains w.re m sl exerutialins.
Any one. having hit sullen d witii rli. uinal
tism. can only i. i.i.ni-i.iU- wh -.t 1 ih.mti I
i have only h:-d : moi-tli's treatment from lr.
1 Si! I in. you mijsht alne-t sav, I am cured, and
j I am happy once inor.-. I was 71 yeirx old at
my lasi mrin.iay.
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OPTICAL GOODS.
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Medicines, Bye Slufts, Spony.. rrii!i
Supporters, Toilet Artir-n,
Perfumes, &c.
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THE FISEST BBi'HBS 0? dOSsS
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to 'ntoiidin' j-crcha-crs .i:et ':.
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VYM. F. SHAFFER,
BOXKKSET, PEXN-A.
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