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Oilsl '-i'i'i':..P',,'hurK rx-part- Lubricating Oils P1 Gasoline, erj known r of Petroleum ctory Oils v-tand -icinl- fcoiutrwt. Pa. ' H va JA . J3 L v VOL. XIV. NO. NOW FOR THE Red - Letter SALE. w E have a large stock of goods ou hand that must le reduced before invoicing. We know Prices will do it. Down they go. We mean business ! yds of Calico for 00 cents. yds Hhirtintr Calico for 9!t cents. Yds American Tndii'O Rlne. Tnrkev at r j lied and Fancy Prints for Sftcts. yds Lancaster Gin;haius for 99 cts. yds Toweling for 11 cents, yds Outing Cloth for 'M cents. 20 25 3'ds 4-4 good Unbleached Muslin, 90c yds Heavy Sheeting 99 ceuts. yds 4-4 Gilt Edge Bleached Muslin 16 in cents. yds 4-4 Hill and Androscogin Bleached Muslin 99 cents. Noft Oil Cloth, 12 cts per yard. yds 4-4 Fruit of the Town and Lons dale 99 cents. 16 14 ! All-Wool FLANNELS, WOOL CLOTHS, DRESS GOODS, in the dillerent Weaves and Makes. VELVETS, SILKS, TOWELS, NAPKINS, TABLE LINENS, BED SPREADS, BLANKETS, POBTIERS, CARPETS, are all to be marked DOWN TO COST. Cotton Carpet Chain, 12',e per lb. ool Carpet Chain, 2"c per lb. Stocking Yarn, 50c per lb. Ladies' Jackets from il.'A) to 2.50. Misses' Jackets from 75c to $25. Our Goods Have Been BOUGHT FOR CASH and at right prices. Will offer at great bargains. Don't delay, but come early and get first choice. PARKER & PARKER. HAVE YOU READ THE Times PHILADELPHIA THIS HORNING? THE TIMES Js the most extensively circulated and widely read newspaper published in Pennsylvania. Its dis cussion of public men and public meas ures is in the interest of public Integri ty, honest government and prosperous industry, and it knows no party or per sonal allegiance in treating public is sues. Ia the broadest and best sense . family and general newspaer. THE TIMES aims to have the largest circulation by deserving it. and claims that it is unsurpassed iu all the essen tials of a great metropolitan newspajer. Specimen copies of any addition will be sent free to any one sending their address. TERMS DAILY, f-3.00 per annum; ?1.0U for four mouths; 30 cents per month ; delivered by carriers for6cents per week. SUXIAY EDITION, 32 large, handsome pagos 224 columns, elegantly illustrated, beautiful colored supplement. f2.00 per annum ; 5 cents per copy. Daily and Sunday, f xOti per annum ; 50 cents per month. Address all letters to THE TIMES, Philadelphia. NASAL CATARRH CATARRH LOCAL IUSKAESE and is the n-lt of eoii and xudib n climatic clutngeH Til k remedy dws not contain mercu ry or hiiv other in jurious drug. ELY'S Cream Ba!M Oj e is and clemis t'le.Nswl PakSHifiS, lillilVS I '11 in and In- COLD N HEAD fIamm ition.H"alth s .r. .i'rol"Ct th" me n br. n from 'ld, Itestonn tlie wn ct l-te ana Knivll. The liuim U ouickly alrtx-d and mves relief t once. Price oJ cent, at AniA'irii-t or by mail. ELY BROTHERS, 5 Warren Street. N. Y. THE KEELEY CURE Is a wpecial boon to badness men who, hsrlnr drifted unconsciously into the drink habit and awaken to find the disease of alcoholism fastened np n them, rendering Uiem unfit to manage af fkirs requiring a clear braia. A lour weeks Course of treatment at the PTTTSBURa KEELEY INSTTTUTE, Ko. 4246 Fifth A venae, r-wtnres to them all thetr powers, mental and pbvsicaL, destroys the abnormal appetite, and restores them to the condition their were in be fore they indulged in stimulants. This has been done in mora than Itfo case treated here, and mong them some of your own neighbors, to whom we can refer with confidence as to the absolute safety and efficiency of the Keeler Cure. The fullest and most searching investigation ia n Tited. beud tor paapbiel r'VLag fuJl iuloxma tioa. 4, BO VEABS jV CXPERIENCC j l & THADI MARKS -a OESICMS, "HI' COPYRICHTS ate. COPYRICHTS ate. P P. AimM ending a (ketch and description mr cjaMkiraaoeruun. free, whetBer an lnoxi rotAbly aieitMe. Cootnianicsttons Jri'-tlf eoandontUU. OI4t arenej f.ireconn paieuu so Adc ka Wa baT a Wanhiixft. oicu Patrau taken tbevogh ataua Co. rcoMT aSNMuai ooCiott a tb SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN, tm ttfally tnanrmted, hum clrrnUtioo of anrxaentlSe t-Kirual. wwfc'y.termaS.UJ'J Tear; fl-Si mnnttaK. Specimen copiec and ilAHa boo ttm fATtXln seat frt- Address MUNN A CO., 361 BrMfy, Hew Yark. DO 34, ore Prove the merit of Hood's aanuparilla posi tive, jHTfcct, pcrniaiM'Ut Cures. Cures of scrofula in severest form, like poitre, swelled nci k, ruimiut s-jica. hip iliviise, sores in tlie eyes. Cures of Salt lau um, with Its Intri'se itrhing and Imrniii;, srald lieud, U ttrr. ru-. Cures of noil, Piinples and all oilier erup tions due to impure M00.L Cures of Iyiesla and other troubles where a good stomach tonic wus neeurd. Cures f Rheumatism. where patients were un able to work or walk for weeks. Cures of Catarrh by expelling the impurities which cause and sustain the disease. Cures "f Ncrvousnrss by projieriy toi.ii.Raud feeding the nerves upou pure bloiHl. Cures of Tliut Tired Feeling by restoring strenju. Send for book of cures by Sarsaparilla To C. I. Hood Jt Co.. Proprietors, Lowell. Mass. t-f i rn t'-re the best after-4'inri"r ITOOU S I'll IS pills, aid digestion, c- -THE First liiOMl BaBlc OF- Somerset, Penn'a. Capital, S50.000. Surplus, S26.000. o Otr-OSITS RCCCIVB.' IN LA ROC ANOBMALL ACCOUNTS OF MERCHANTS, FARMERS. STOCK DEALERS. AND OTHERS SOLICITED DISCOUNTS DAILY. HOARD OF DIRECTORS. LaRCE M. HICKS, OEO. R. SCULL, JAMES U TLGU, W. 11. MIlXElt, JOHN It. HtX)TT, ROBT. 8. tiCULL, FRED W. BIESECKER EDWARD SCCLL, : : PRESIDENT. 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Collections made in all part of the united States. Charges moderate. Account aud deposits aollcitecL A. H. HUSTON, Undertaker and Embalmer. A GOOD HEARSE, and everything pertaining to funerals furn ished. SOMERSET - - Pa Jacob I). Swank, Watchmaker and Jeweler, Next Door West cf Lutheran Church, Somerset, - Pa. I Am New prejiared to supply the public with Clocks, Watches, and Jew elry of all descriptions, wt Cheap as the Cheapent. KEi'AllUXG A SPECIALTY. All work guaranteed. Iax-Ii t m utock licfre iiiakir; voi tHiri'liase!, J. D. SWANK. ee oeeosoAO eesoeee9 16 TO 1. SILVaR COLD In the money question nienns lluit In weight it would leke 16 liolil doiiar to IllHke In uelclit oneilverd.)il:ir. U guamniev for eitlier one silver or old dollar to givt you the purest end InR-t agiii giKKis wild. Take a moment's ti neHu J loot at these price : 1 Yeartdd tMni.'r-t tL'O VOT gal to I Yr.Oid Pure Kyei'.l.itoi Ml " -7 to o " .lootoJ.VI w Hand-made Hour Mah h.to " " J. M. IKiugbeny Pure Kye...o no " An'iriewi ii 1.: iure rtyeJ..A( " M l"ciiil price list on Wine, ete on application. Nti i-xtn cfmrire Mr Jug or pneking. tiivc i a triul order. VCLfPMOnt A. ANDRirSSCW, mo. . Federal SuAHcrhcny, Pa tstMiCne-mMiiai nier SOMERSET, PA., A GAME OF CII AXCE I 4,Ir y. Isn't ehe?" said Tom Vin cecL, ts be rode along by Ida Lalf ' brother' side ncrosa the undulatin J vrM', iiil iialph iiodJcd, although no , nan.e l:d Iwii me!itior.eI. There v.'i" no need of a name, wbea ! t'leir iirt ii'feiiiinineavUn'mtaiioe8waa I ho ;r: .:y limit vd. One minht h.tve . ac-1 rohed within a radius of twenty j tii'icd round the spot, near their home, j where they were without finding more j thaa thrvje liuropean ladies, and of I thete, Mrs. Marsden, at whose hospit able farm they had just leen visiting, was decidedly homely, and her little girl took after her. Mr. Mar-wlen's niece, Viola Cray, btnvever, was of a dillerent type al together, and as Ralph thought of her delicately-colored oval fnee, with it frame of gold ml hair, and its tsoft, dreamy eyes, he felt that to speak of Miss (J ray as "pretty" was to do her an injustice. "Rcaiitiful, rather," he said, quietly, and flushed a little. Tom was the first to speak again. 'If I had known that Viola that Miss Gray was coming to the Marsden's, I should not have suuested sending for Floss to come and look after us." "Why?" "Well, a sister is rather in the way when she marries," said Tom, slowly. "You know what the proverb says about two women in one house." "We have not got one woman in the house at present," said Ralph, and his half brother smiled with easy self-confidence. . "No; but it won't be my fault if we don't have one soon, whether Floss de cides to come or not. Directly I saw Viola, last week, I said to myself, there is the wife for me. "You have said that to yourself be fore, haven't you?" aked Ralph, and Tom emiled good-naturedly. "Lots of times, but this time it is se rious, and there is nothing in the way. We ;n either of us afford to marry." "And Miss (Jray ia willing?" asked Ralph, clearing his throat. "I haven't asked her yet, but she seems to like me; and out here, of course I have not much fear of a rival." "No!" There was something in the tone of the short monosyllable which made his brother turn sharply. "Wei!, what rival is there?" Ralph's face had frown a shade paler thau usual; his lip-; were tightly com pressed. "Wlv don't you tell me?" asked Tom. "I suppose it woulJ lie more fair and s.jn-ire if I did," said Ralph slowly uurl thoughtfully.. "I urn sorry, old iuu.i, Liit you have one rival." "Who?'' 'Can't you gucs?" "! ..ik! if lean. You don't iiie-vn i'nt head man of Marten'?, Clayton?'' "Of eoure not. Rut Is there any particular ren:-'in why I should not think of marrying?" Tom pulie l up Lis hrc to stare at ,,:i in uufeiirned Kstonishment. "You th::ik of marrying Viola Gray!" "Why not?" There was something in Ralph's voice a7aia which surprised his brother, and made him stille the inclination he had felt to laugh. "I do not know whj' I should be sur prised," he said seriously, "but some how I never thought of your marrying. We always looked upon you as a con firmed bachelor." "Because I never met the right wo man." "And you have met her in Viola Gray'" "This is awkward," he said. "You can not expect me to give up my claim to her?" "You have no more claim than I. She likes me at least as much as you." "That is a matter of opinion," said Tom. "I am going to ask her to be my wife to-morrow." "So am I," said Ralph, and his brother laughed unpleasantly again. The unanticipated rivalry made Tom feel more determined than ever to se cure Viola for himself. His face and voice began to betray some little anxiety. "Do you think Viola is in love with you?" lie asked, trying to cover the anxiety with a sneer, and Ralph's voice came as a pleasing contrast with its quiet earnestness, as he answered: "I do not think that she is in love with either of us, although shecertaiu ly likes us both." "Then the one who speaks first will have the pull," said Tom, quickly, and was sorry the next moment that he had not acted on the idea instead of putting the enemy on his guard by mentioning it Ralph did not answer. He was real izing how true the words were likely to be, and that the chauces of a word from his brother might lose for him the woman who seemed to him the one for whom he had always waited aud look forward. They had reached th farm and a IvafTir servant was coming out to take t uir rirws. "Oiiiwaj ho seeiii to haves letter,' paid Tom, who had caught sight of b . I fiist. "We shall sve wu; Iher Floss La deciu.-1 1 1 come." He tk th letter from toe Kaftir as he approached aud glancing at the ad-dr-ss, handed if across ! his brother. "Is she coining?"' itskel Tom, al though the arrival of his sister was a mutter of less im)iorlacce to him since Viola had come to the neighboring farm. "Slie has come of course," said his brother, trying to hide theeagcrness ia bis voice, and bis face fell when he found that Ralph had realized what his absence might mean. "I do not see why I should go," said Ralph in a way that surprised bis brother and showed him that, easy-1 going as he was an ordinary way, he could be firm when he liked. "You v.ereail anxiety to ga when" we first spoke of Floss coming out. "I ba'e charged my mind," said Tom. "Hut I have not . agreed to yo ir changing it," said Ralph. Unless set ESTABLISHED 1827. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 8. 1897. ! yU can Klve nie a Kood rea,,on for doln so I shall certainly refuse to take your place." "Then Floss will have to come here by herself." "What! all the way from Natal, more than a week's journey through a coun try that she knows nothing about? We can not thiuk of iL" "I suppose not, so you had better go for her." "Or you," said Ralph. "You must see in common fairness that it is as much your duty a3 mine. Rut it is of no use quarreling about it We must decide it like sensible men, and broth ers." "How?" "The fairest thing seems to be to toss up which goes." low's eyes brightened. After the decided way in which, before Viola Gray's advent, he had declared his In tention of meeting his sister at Natal if she came, and spending a week or two there, he was afraid that Ralpl might insist on his holding to his in ten I ion. His face flushed as a sudden thougli came to him. "Let us decide it by s throw of the dice. Clayton gave me a set to-day," he said. "Anything, so long as it is a matter of chance," said Ralph; and still red, his brother felt in his pocket for the cubes which were to decide which of the two was to have the field to him self in trying to change Viola Gray's liking into love. "Do you want to throw at once?" "Why not? The oue who has to go will have to start as soon as it is light. If I am unlucky I shall turn in as soon as I have had my supper. Hand me the dice." "iou will decide it on a single throw ?" "All right." Ralph shook them up in his hand as he spoke aud threw them on the table, bending over it anxiously to see the re sult. His face had turned pale again under its bronze as he thought how much dejended upon the result. He breathed a sigh of relief when he looked at the dice. He hail thrown fifteen. It was scarce'y likely that his brother could be more successful. Tom's face had grown whiter than his when he took up the dice, aud tried his luck "Eighteen," he said sharply, and there was no exultation in his voice, al though he had won. "Eighteen. You will have to go, Ralph." "I suppose so," said Ralph, huskily "eii: goou-night. 1 shall turn in now, and start before you are up." "Aren't you going to have supper?' "No, thanks, I am not. hungry Good-night." He turned into the small white-wash ed room at the back of the building where he slept, feeling that the dream of his life was ended. At the very shortest, the journey to Natal would occupy him ten days; ten days iu which his brother would seize every opportunity of seeing the woman he loved and making her care for him. His brother rose later, in the lest of spirits, and as Ralph bad expected, started as soon as he had breakfasted aud walked round the farm, to ride to the Marsden's. A lady's figure had appeared on the pretty veranda, and was coming to meet him, and Tom Vincent's face brightened at the sight. The brightness disappeared aa the figure came nearer, and he saw that it was only Mrs. Marsden; but Viola could not be far away, aud he bad no rival now. "Here I am again," he said. "Ralph has gone to Natal, and left me all alone. I thought you would take pity on my loneliness." She smiled a welcome. "We are always glad to see you; it is duller for us now that Viola has left us." "Miss Gray gone?" he said, staring at her. Mrs. Marsden nodded. "Of course you have not heard. Ths mail last night brought a letter from her brother in Natal. He is ill, poor fellow, and she wauted to start at once to nurse him. George was going to take her as far as Ochefsdroora, but luckily they met Ralph at Gayler'a Drift, and George put her in his charge. It was lucky for us that your brother was going to Natal, wasn't it? George is just back." She ran on chatting without noticing the change that had come into the young man's expression as be rode slowly by her side to the house. Rut she noticed that he was unusually silent, He scarcely spoke until they had reached the house, and she rn indoors while he was attending to his horse. Tom waited until she was out of sight and then taking the three loaded dice which Mr. Marsden's overseer had given him as a curiosity on the pre vious day. from bis pocket, ho threw tbem dow n aud ground them uuder his heel. "This is all you have done for me," he said, and ground them again, as he thought of the journey that Viola and Ralph would have together. He knew so well wliat the end would be. For Your Protection. Catarrh "cures" in liquid form to be taken internally, usually contain Mer cury or Iodide of Potassa, or both, which are injurious if too long taken. Catarrh is a local, not a blood diseas, caused by cold and clamp weather. It starts in the nasal passages. Jd in the head, if repeatedly neglected; re stilts in catarrh. Ely's Cream Balm Is the acknowledged cure for these troub les and contains no mercury nor any injurious drug. The Ohio Legislature is to consider s bill forbidding the promiscuous distri bution by patent medicine venders of pamphlets aud bills describing the symptoms of disease. There are cases ou record of well persons who have worried themselves into s decline over fancied symptoms, and people of weak nerves are no doubt often much injur ed by seeing these ugly pictures aud uglier descriptions of disease. I Th Humble Home in Which Lincoln First Saw the Light- Twelve years ago, the cabin in which Lincoln was born was torn down, and the logs were hauled to an adjoining farm, and used in the construction of another house. The old farm had practically been abandoned, and near ly all the people in the ueightiorhood had quite forgotten, a second time within a decade since the death of Lincoln, that he was born on the "Lincoln Spring Farm," ai the dace has always leen called. The Lincoln birthplace is fifty-four miles southeast of Louisville. It can be reached from Louisville by going to Eli.-tliethtown, in Hardin County, a distance of forty two miles, and then taking another road from Elizabeth town to Hodgcns ville, a ride of twenty miles. The Lincoln Spring Farm is three miles from this quaint old town, on Nolin's Creek, directly on the public road lead ing from Hodgeusville to Buflili, a village six miles to the east. It Is a pleasant twenty minutes' drive over a good dirt road, through a poor, but in teresting, country. The original Lincoln cabin had been torn down and tlie materials had been moved away, as stated, by a man nam ed Tom Devenport, who used the logs in his own house. ' Mr. A. W. Dennett, a New York gentleman, not long ago bought the Davenport house, recovered the logs, and, after much difficulty, restored the cabin exactly as it was originally, us ing the very same timbers, door, wind ow, aud frames. It occupies the for mer site, and is in much the same con dition as it was wheii the Linen! in left it. The cabin is eighteen feet long, sixteen feet wide, and about twelve feet high, counting from the il r t the ridge-pole. There is only one door and one window the latter an open ing twenty inches square. A lar open fireplace, built iu the most primi tive way, occupies nearly the whole of one end of the cabin. The chimney is made of small logs, placed together just as log houses are built. Inside of it, fiat ktones plait d on the ground made the hearth, and wide llat stones placed against the logs kept the fire within bounds and protected the wood en chimney. - The inside, from the hearthstones to the top of the chimney, was thickly daubed with c!:iy. Tiie chimney reaches ouly half-way to the roof of the house, and is rounded off with small sticks. This simple fire place furnished most of the light, all of the heat, and the sole mt?atn for ok ing the meals for the family. The cab in did not have even a loft, or second etorv. as have nifet cabins. It was built by Thomas Lincoln, father of the President, some time ab.iut l'rtor lsu.5, and was entirely constructed with an ax and saw, the simple tools of the pi oneers, rne vupimurd roof was an chored down by sin i!l logs, laid length wise on the tip of- the rows of oak boards. There were no nails or bard ware. The door-hinges were of wood. and the paneless window hail an in side iMiard-shutter, held In place by raw-hide thougs. There were chinks aud mud between Io-, and the punch eon floor wa pegged down. It is prob able that after Abraham Lincoln's grandfather was killed by the Indians at Ling Run M-vtinghome, in Jitter son County, Ky., tlie family went fur ther into the forest, and to.ik up a sec tion of land in La R le, then pirt of Hardin County. Liter, to better his fortune, Thomas Lincoln, left this farm on Nolin's Creek, and settled on Knob Creek, a dozen miles from Hod- gen.-viile, and from there he went to Indiana, and later to Illinois, "The Birthplace of President Linoln," by George II. Yenowine, in February St. Nicholas. A Comfortin Father. Mr. Cumrox's son was study ing his Latin lesson. There was a tremolo of discouragement iu his voice as he re marked : 'I don't seem to get along with this lesson very well, father." "Can't you say any of it?" "Yes ; I can say 'a mo, a mas, amat,' and then I always forget what comes next." "What does those words mean, John ny?" asked Mr. Cumrox, who deserves credit for being always ready to add to a somewhat deficient early educat ion. "They mean 'I love, thou lovest, he loves." " 'It does seem too bad to see you starting in so soon," the old gentleman mused, "with the difficulties that has always surrounded that verb. But you might as well commence young to learn that them words in one way or another cause two-thirds of the both eration that occurs in this life." "Please, can I quit school then ?" "No ; it wouldn't be any use. You couldn't dodge 'em, and you might as well go right along aud get as familiar with them as possible. You'll find that learniu' 'em ain't half the worry that handlin' 'era is after ye know 'em. Cheer up, Johnny, and remember that most of your trouble is still ahead of you. ashington Mar. A Sunday School Siory- Once there was a little boy who was lazv. He would not work, but would ie in his bed long after the sun was up n the sky. Eveu the advent of a cir cus did not arouse him to enthusiasm, and he refused to ride a bicycle because it necessitated labor. As he grew older he grew lazier, and his friends predicted that he would come to some bad end. He lazily en tered a disclaimer and sid that the end, bad or good, would have to come to him. He did not do a thing, and at school he was always behind his class. He was so lazy that he would not tnll-r an excuse for his shortcomings. When he grew to ba a ma a he wis lazier than as a boy. lit-ing unfitted f r work, he secured a iositioii as a clerk of a congressional committee, where I12 had nothing to do, and bis old age was spent in idleness as were the days of his youth. Any bright boy can find the moral to this tale without a York World. coni pass. New Senator-Elect Piatt's Sensible Talk. When Koecoe Conkling and Thomas C. Piatt went out of the United States Senate sixteen years ago becausj ttuy had differences over Federal patronage with Garfield, they said, "We go, but we will return." The Legislature did not return them, however, and Conk ling died without the fulfillment of his promise. His colleague now sees it fulfilled as to himself in his almost unanimous election to represest the greatest State in the Union, and one of the culminating features in this vindi cation was the great dinner tendered him in the metropolis last night by the New York State League of liepubli can Clubs, One thousand prominent m n were there, but Mr. Piatt seemed t be the chief centre of attention of all. He embraced the occasion to say some sensible things in a speech, part ly of a personal nature and partly deal ing with National attains, among them the following : "It is not without hesitation that I have again accepted the resjiousibili ties of public office. Indeed, it seemed as though the temptation to do so had been put by, and that the remainder of my life would have no other relation to public affairs than such as becomes ev ery citizen. I shall be acquitted, think, of any affectation about office- seeking and office-holding, but it is fact that I have not been a candidate for tlia Senate. I have not asked any member of the Legislature to vote for me. I did not even intimate until af ter the caucus that I should accept the oillce if it were tendered. That it has came under these circumstances, and with such generous expressions of good will and confidence from Republicans throughout the State, makes it a pleas ing burden and a rich compensation for all that I have done and tried to do in my party's service. And so I shall go to Washington, grateful to the R publican party, devoted to the State of New York, and earnest in the resolu tion to exert whatever influence I may have or may acquire ror the welfare of our incomparable country.'.' Turning to National atltlirs, he said : "Sufficient time has passed since the November election to permits close ex amination of its results. It can not hi said that they are wholly satisfactory Tiie bewildering programme of legisla tion proposed by Mr. Bryan obtained so great a popular support as to forbid the idea that agitation in its favor will be abandoned, and our Democratic friends, who, without giving unquali fied adhesion to Republican principles, were, nevertheless, constrained by their convictions ou the money ques tion to support the Republican candi dates, should give sober consideration to this fact- It is not yet certain that any plan for the relief of the Treasury can pass the Senate as it will be consti tuted after the 4th of March. "Capital will not invest, production will not increase, labor will not be ade quately employed until laws are parsed to insure the Treasury against insolv ency, and to guarantee to the business interests of the country a safe aud rea sonably permanent basis on which to operate. If the changes in the compo sition of the Senate now in progress fail to produce a majority that can Isold together for the enact meut of such legislation, we shall have the same fiot out of which we have just come to make again four years from now, under probably less favorable condi tions. "The lesson which the possibilities teache to the Sound Money Demo crats and the duty it enforces upon them seem etitirely clear. They can find no home in the Democratic party. Their presence there is not wanted, whereas, with us, it is held in just esteem. They must come into the Republican party, exert their due influence upon its poli ties, and accept their share of the re sponsibility for its work. And, with out abandoning any vital principle, which they would not ask or expect, we must sek iu all we do to hold their confnleuce and support. "The people do not want the Wilson bill patched up. They want it repeal ed and iu its place their plain demand. to which the election of two successive Republican majorities in the II ue of Representatives sufficiently testifies, is f.r the enactment of an intelligent and consistent Tariff, based in every sched ule upon the principle of preventing the foreign producer of goods that com pete with American goods from whole saling his wares iu the American mark et at prices which compel the Ameri can maker of eueh wares either to go out of business or to reduce the wages he pays bis labor." Living in High and Low Places. A report has been published of the investigations made by M. Korosi, the Huugarian hygienist, on the effect of living in cellars and on ground and upper floors, upon the duration of life. Summarizing this report the National Popular Review states that Korosi found that the dwellers in cellars av eraged a life of about 39 years and "1 months; those on the grouud floor 4.3 years and 3 months; those on the first and second floors lived toonly 42year. Alt thiugs being otherwise equal, it is considered that these observations may be accepted as showing the different effects upon longevity by the different planes of residence. Thus, the air of cellars or basements is never healthy nor can such localities be suitably ven tilated without considerable cost, the occupants being exposed to ground moisture's contaminations, to the im purities of body exhalations and to foulness of the heavier ground air from the street and yard that of necessity pours down into such spaces. Those living on the first and second floor seem to enjoy the longest lease of life, as might be expected, in view of the greater freedom of such floors from foul gases, microbes and germ, animal emanations and from street duet. The soothing, lung-healing virtues of the newly cut pine are all embodied in Dr. Wood's Norway Pine Syrup, the sovereign remedy for coughs and colds, aud lung troubles of all sorts. WHOLE NO. 2375. McClellan's War-Horse. General McClellan's favorite war horse, usually called Dan, was a dark bay, alnxit seventeen hands high, well bred, with good action, and never showing signs of fatigue, no matter how long the course. Ha was an ex tremely handsome, showy animal, with more than ordinary horse sense, Dan was a very fast walker, an import ant requisite in a commander's charg er, but a disagreeable accomplishment so far as his staff were concerned, as their horses in general were kept on slow trot. After the war Dan became the fam ily horse at General McClellan's coun try home in Orar.ge, and seemed to be proud of his position, performing his duties well and easily. On one oc casion, when driven to a neighboring estate by two ladies of the General's family, and left untied as usual at the door, Dan came to the conclusion that they had remained long enough for au afternoon call, so, declining to waste any more time there, he trotted back to his stable, carefully turning out to pass carriages and other vehicles met on the way home. Dan died and was buried iu Orange, N. J. The General said of him: "Dan was one of those horses that could trot all day long at a very rapid gait, which kept all other horses at a gallop. He earned from the aides the title of 'that devil Dan' a name that be justified on many a long and desperate ride be fore I gave up the command of the Army of the Potomac Dan was the best horse I ever had; he was never ill for an hour, never fatigued, never dis turlied under fire. The dear old fellow survived the war many years, dying at a ripe age in 1S7!. No matter how long we might be parted once for nearly four years he always recogniz ed me the moment we met again, and in his own way showed his pleasure at seeing me. Even on the day of his death, which was a painless one, be still attempted to rise and greet me, but, unable to do so, he would lean bis head airainst me and lick my hand. No soldier ever had a more faithful or better horse than I bad in Daniel Webster." Our Animal friends. 4A Penny For Your Thoughts." Have yoa ever stt'dicl a coin to see iiow many symlxds it represents? Jly following out the directions given be low, says the Ladies' Home Journal, you will find you will be the means of giving a very pleasant and agreeable time to one or any number of fri-nds, as A Penny ror lour 1 noughts" is a game that both young and old can par ticipate in. Procure enough tally cards for each guest, on the top of which write, "A Penny fur Your Thoughts." Attach a ribbon to each card with a small pen cil at the end, and have holes put through enough pennies to striug one on each tally, in order that everybody tn-iy have one to study out by them selves. The questions given below are to be written on the cards, leaving enough spain? for the answers. Of course, an allotted tiiue is given in which the an swers may be written, and when time is called the one having the greatest number correct is the recipient of the prize. Questions and answers will be given below, but the one giving the party, of course, withholds the answers: 1. A messenger? One cent (sent.) 2. Mode of ancient punishment? Stripes. 3. Means of inflicting it? Lashes. 4. A piece of armor? Shield. 5. A devoted young man? Bow ( beau. ) 6. A South American fruit? Date. 7. A place of worship? Temple. 8. Portion of a hill? Brow. 9. Spring flowers? Tulips. 10. Three weapons? Arrows. 11. The first American settler? In dian. li Emblem of victory? Laurel wreath. 13. An animal? Hair (hare.) 14. Two sides of a vote? Eyes and nose (ayes and noes. ) 1. An emblem of royalty? Crown, hi. One way of expressing matri mony? I nitcd States. 17. Youth and old age? Youth 1395 Old Age. is. Part of a river? Mouth. 19. Something found in a school? PupiL 2). Pa rt of a fctove? Lid (eyelid. ) 21. Plenty of assurance? Cheek. 22. The cry of victory? Won (one.) 23. Implements of writing? Quills. Ths Host Valuable Spots on Earth. ProlabIy the most valuable spots on the face of the earth (as the burial sites in Westminster Abbey can not be bought with gold) are the four corners where Wall Street torches Broad, and the two where it meets Broadway. I can not guess how large a price any any one of these might bring in the market now; but a million dollars and and half a million more were recently paid for five lots on Broadway oppo site Bowling Green. This ws the val ue of the land aloue, as the old build- ngs it bore were at once to be torn down; yet, says Philip Hone, a lot in ust this ptace sold in 1329 for only $19,- 500. As late as 1S10 lots on Cortlandt Street could be had for $1,000 or even for 70 ). But a year or two ago the corner of Liberty Street and Nassau, measuring 79 feet along the one, 112 along the other, and about 100 feet in depth, brought $1,2-0,000, and this again, for the sake of the land alone. Mrs. Schuyler Van Rcussehter in Feb ruary Century. Bucklen's Arnica Salve. Tlie Best Salve in the world for Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fe ver Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup tious, and positively cures Piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction or money refunded. Price 2-" cents per box. For sale st J. V UnviLVd ilniiBl..u k?. .... .,.t at Brallisr'i dxtg atsv. Beits, I. e Stonewall Jackson's Dea'h. General Horace Porter, in his "Cam paigning with Grant," In the Febru ary Century, relates the following h erdo'e of au occurrence; after the Wil derness campaign. While oor people were putting up th tents and making preparations for supper, General Grait atrolled over to a house near, owned by s Mr. Clitndler, and sat down 011 th porch. I ai-ioinpnnie.1 him, and took a seat beside him. In a few minutes a lady came to the duor, and was eur prlned to find that tli vi.ior was the geni-ral-iii-chief. He was always par ticularly civil to ladies, and he rose r his feet at once, took off his hat, a:. 1 made a courteous bow. She was LwV likeand polite in her behavior, 9 .d she and the generat soon l;-a:ue -gaged in a pleasant ta!k. Her eonv r sation was exeeediusiy entertainir She said among other things: "T. s house has witnessed some sad s-erie-v. One of our greatest generals died hre Just a year ago General Jacksor. Stonewall Jackson of Messed memory ." "Indeed ? remarked General Gra: r. "He and I were at West Point togeth er for a year and we served in the sat .e army in Mexico.'" "Then you rip -t have known how good and great e was," said the lady. "Oh, ye," re plied the general; "he w is a wtcrlir :, manly cadet, and enjoyed the rctq: , t of every one who knew him. He s always of a religious turn of mind a.. I a plodding, hard-working frtuder t. His standing was at first very low u his class, but by bis indou:it:tb!e en- -fry he managed to graduate quite bi; 1. H-j was a gallant wMieT and a chris tian gentleman, ami I c-ati understa d fully the admiration your people ha .-e for him." "They brought him here the Mi 1 day after the battle of Chancello. ville," she continued. "You pmba! y know, sir, that he had been wounded in the left arm and right band by l is own men, who fired upon him ac- i dentally in the night, and his arm had been amputated on the field. The i-p-eration was very successful, and . e was getting along nicely, but the vet applications made to the woud brought ou pneumonia, and it was that which caused his death. He lin gered till the nest Sunday afternoon, May 10, and then he was t:iken fp n us." Here the lady of the house 1 e came very much affected, and ahw -st broke down iu recalling the sad evei t. Our tents had by this time be- it pitched, and the gener.1, after taki.. a polite I;ave of his hostes-t, and an y- ng he would place a guard over 1 tr house to see that no damage was done? to her pri-perty, walked over to cam , and soon .-:'.t tio u with the me.-j to a light supper. "With Hi3 Own Petard. "Will you please examine that di 1- mond, said a man who bad stepped into a down town jewelry store yester day, "and tell me what yo-j think cf il? If it is a good stone I think I Id buy it" The jeweler took the gem, wtwehwvs unset, and looked at it criifcally for a moment. Then. 1:1 otii. Jr-iit:.: tones. he said: "Wellto tell you e truth, tl-t Isn't a very good stone. It has much fire; it is baiijr cut anl ther. :s something here that Lxjfcs very mu 1 like a blight flaw. Then he held the diamond under a micros-cere r.d exeu.iced it carefully, finally observing: "No, it isn't exactly a Haw, I u I shouldn't call it a perfect stone. No, ifyou want something really fine, I have here " "Excuse me," the other man inter rupted, "I think I will not buy a niond to-day. This is a stone that c i e of your clerks let me take Saturday, on approval. I deposited on it. Pie. -e let me have my money and we willc !I the deal off." The money was handed over with ct any comment, but there wasagrie' .d expression upon the jeweler's cout -nance that told the story of a less ;a well learned. Cleveland Ijcadi-r. Cli People. Old people who require medicine to regulate the bowels and kidneys w 11 find the true remedy in Electric 1 Al ters. This medicine docs not stimul..:e and contains no whisky nor other in toxicant, but acts as a tonic and al: r ative. It acts mildly on the storms h and bowels, adding t-trvngth and giv ing tone to the organs, thereby aidi ?- nature in tiie performance of the fuo. tions. Electric Bitters is an excell. nt appetizer and aids digestion. Old -p!e find it just exactly what they need. Price fifty cents and $1.0.) per bottle at Snyder's drug store, Somerset, or at Brallier's drug store, Berlin. Confused. The boy looked a good ileal pnzz'.il aud was silent for such a longtime a to attract his mother's attention. "What are you thinking about?" t-he inquired. "I want to ask a question, onij- I cin't get it so that it won't sound mix ed up." "What is it?' "Why, when an elephant shakes hisj trunk is he waging his tail?" Settling: a 3 at The quiet of the r-Mt.n hi which the answers-toqueries editor sat was i.s turbed by the entrance of two h-iif-growu boys. One of them pulled off his hat and addressed bint: "Me and this feller have made bet," he said, "and we've agreed ti leave it to you. He bets that i.'all be turkeys that was ett last Tlsanksgi :ti was placed in a line they would re- ! around the world, ami I Ut tl y wouldn't. Who's lost?" "You have, aiy sum," answered t':e man in the chair. They might be placed a mile apart and they would s ill b in a line, you know." As they turned and went out of t ie room the boy who had acted as spokes man was seen to hand a small evils over to the other with great relucta-.ee and distinctly heard tossy: "Well, I can lick you, anyhow." "Bet you a nickel on that, too,' re plied th other hoy." Chicago Tr l- Bicycle riders, football players e 1.1 athletes generally, find a snvtre: rr remedy for tiie sprains and bruises :ul cuts to which they are constantly lia ble, in Dr. Thorn is' Eclectric Oil. The trustees of Columbia Univers.fr have preseuted to that institution a $.yM,000 gymnoolum, which will ' built ou the new site of the univerV'v, Morningside Heights, Ne.v York. Ringing noises in the ears, stitippij.r, buzzing, roariug, sauted by uxrb, all diaappsar wlik Us aat af Firiat't tarskfsrtlht.