j Somerset Herald. uns of Publication. irT WedauMlay morning at ,,;-,-,tJ V' if pu:J In advance, olbenrtae i-,;p'' .,-,;v be charged. ..rl1 ' '?'C';.'!r;r:lon will be dXxnUnne4 until N . . are rld P- PortmMten ne- q us -uen subscribe. do not 1 tln-ir paper will be Udd responalbls bei reniovint from one postoffloe to Stcn , . K. nanio (if the form. ..u-rtbooiaP"" . ..... lireNCIll UlllV. Awvaw boauusT, Pa. f F-n& TAET TL-BLJC. V boinerset, I'a. B1' r ".. m i- vi-'ils. toiueici, fena'a. l' ,1U w "" '"'"" i. In care will be at- A- ''-"'" "IV'.'va.j Un- ana uuiUuy. lu-s. " " U W-YLKE1', (aU - - - I'.iit- 1 1 I v .. . ..n-ouiiufeUl'iitoburfi.ra. i m IIi-.IUyLIIY, S-ouiclseL, I'a. .,. t r.; .iUuUJtl lali. .. n. ii r. ;" ! ; T. i , i ,. k b.vnu- block, uj. stairs. -.ice -m ,-..i l: MT'LL. tsoiuerset, fa. . .. u U". iliESECKEll, s,iiii'jM'L I'm- j.. House 1Uw, viMiw Court J. lk L-jiiNKY-AV-LAW-, boiuurscl, Pa. .ii iiui-i.Y-AT-LAW, isomer.-i, Pa ,MU.U OtL-E, . i : e a A. w::"'i'i aiUiitiou to Iiumuo m ', .1 .. iii.-'n-r iMi'UnioiuiUK . 1 ... . -ft - I IT " A 1 1 t -AT-LA W, - . TJw. K-.tl Will fclteud l V--w -i macule WlUl proiui1r TyiLX U. I'HL, ,J AiiutY-AT-LAW, teoujcrsct, Pa. Tj; fo n i :;y tttond to all busiuca n- J AllWiMil-Al-LAtt, btiiac-rsct, l a. "u.::3iw'! laiuo entrusted to bis '' . . .i.nnvri N!il! TAMES L ITlill, j A'iluUtV-AT-LAWr, JoiU'-rset, ITU vtotin K:i!iiiu-:h liiork, up htairs. Kn- ;. OjUi"KN. L- C. COLUOKX. V A'ilUit.i-Al"-lAW, Siiieitt, la. i;. tew riirui-d t our sr will be a4.ui.i!:i:any att.-uded bn. tolleo-ji-i-'-in l, i-ui'iu j.utl aUjtHU- il. AlloIiXLY-AT-L-VW, rSouiLTMit, Ia. pct;r in Sim-rM't nnd adjoining Aii K;-:U't t-uirusl-U to Uiioi wlU H. OA Kl: TU. IL KL'PPEL. f Xwm & i;uri'i:L, V AiXuUt.YfvAT-LAW, SoiutT-t, Pa. 41. bii:n- c!,!-um 4 to tin ;r care will be prc aiij 'Ui.fiu.tiiy alt'li'ivd to. tJltlW juji caw Mrett, oj'jJOMle Jlamuioin Jti. T W. CAiiOllIKiLS M. D., 'J l"iliiLiA.N AiMKufcOX, Suiuc-rbet, i'a. on I'airt SirCT t, oj-pot-il U. B TV- P- K SIIAKr KIl, 1 UYMUA.N Au SIT.GEON, Sj!inrst, I'a. ': . (.ri.f,-v-iii!i!.: icniiw to the clti ii. . . ,i;mi1!v. Oliiw corner -1- w1. lVtri.,t s; rrt.;p" 1)3. J. M. I.nnHKii, u 1 IAN A.M li:geox. it, r--.tr u: 1'rug htore. jj-i- il S. KI.uMKLL, .' " '' i ' ' ::t -i-k Sci totlie citi- V'' ' '. I ill-! liH- -- -t: in '..ii v.- iimtid at ui of- .-milli:x, ..'"' l-'1,t:'-:it!i!i to IL'- pmu-rvation . ' ' ' Art.;!.-;! , l ia-n-i. " ''" .'' ' ';'irill''' xiiJiM-iry. tlli i U ' "k' r iJ- '"avis & CV store. (' B- (.051 IIOTH " J Funeral Director. w :1-i Cns St. Isidenoe, v) Patriot SL pAXK 15. P LUCK, Land Surveyor ' tXvilSilEK. Listie, Pa. Oils! Oils! -o- sti"1I::''K!!!'"?t'o.. 1'itt.si.urs ni part- ul lrlt U- .-iii.t l.rand ot :ti"gt Lubricating Oils jV-UIu & Gasoline, ! V fr,u iv,,;,.um. We chai. duct of Petroleum JUC l2lt. j,., Un.form,y tisfactory Oils -i- iiii: " farkct. T-:,.V Hn(J vIciDi- ;.r "-H-K-.1 t,y ' i i!i.i:Krit and v V-j ii ioiJ-r;it. tiuiuerket, Y. nni i n p VOL. XLV. KO. ore Blood means soend health. With THira. rioh, healthy blood, tho stomach and di gestive organs will be vigorous, and there will be no dyspepsia. Khrumatwm and Neuralgia wiUbe unknown. Scrofula and llhpnm n ill ;onnni U'i.l. . .. - Your nerves will lie strontr, and your rleec Found, sweet and rcfrtfcliinp. Hood's Harsaparil'a makes pure blood. 1 hat is a ny it cures so many diorsses. Tliat t! why fo many thousand take it to cure disease, retain trcod health and prevent eielinc-a and sutferirg. lie member Sarsaparilla IstheOneTru- Tlnod Puririer. fl; six for$i rMt c"re I-ier ins; eay to nOOU S Fills Uke.ea5yt00iK.ratc 25c -THE First Mil Ml Somerset, Ponn'a. Capital, S50.000. Surplus, S24.O00. OEOSITS PCCEtVt IN LAftSC I0MLL AMOUNTS, PAYABLE ON OEWANO. ACCOUNTS OF MERCHAMS. FARMERS, 6TOCK DEALERS. AND OTHERS SOLICITED DISCOUNTS DAILY. BOAIiD OF DIRECTORS. LaKUE M. HICKS, GEO. R. XUi, JAMES U rUGH, W. H. MILLER, JOHX R. SCOTT, ROBT. 8. SCCLL, FRED W. BIESECKER EDWARD SCTLL, : : PRESIDEXT. VALEXTIXE HAY', : VICE PRESIDEXT. HARVEY M. BERKLEY, - CASHIER. The funds and nocuritie of this ban- are se curely protected in a celebrated CORLISS BUR GLAR Proof Sake. The only safe made abso lutely burglar-proof. Bib SoEet County National OF SOMERSET PA. y. EttibiUtwd, 1877. Orjinbed it Nitlosil, 1890 -O. CAPITAL, 150,000 SURPLUS AND UN- DIVIDED PROFITS J.UUU Clias. J. Uirr ia - rresident Win. II. Koontz, - Vice President Milton J. Tritts, - - Cashier. Geo. S. Harrison, - Ass't Cashier. xr. Directors ( Ram. 15. ITarrison, Wiu Endsley, Josiah Speeht, Jonas M. Ck, John II. Snyder, John StufTt, Joseph B. Davis, Noah S. Miller, IlarriMon Snyder, Jerome Statu, Chas. YV. Snyder Customers of this hank will receive the most UImthI treHtim lit consistent with safe ban kin. iurtiMi wiKiiin? to wnd money east orw.l can be accommodated by draU for any amount. Mouev and valuaiilc seenrea ny one i i'i bold'H relebrated safes, with moht Improved tiinelM-K. i . . . , m Collections made In all barwof LheLulted S;.".t-. Charyes moilenite. Account and d- posiu fcOllcllea. A. H. HUSTOfJ, Undertaker and Embalmer. A GOOD HEARSE, and everything pertaining to funerals furn ished. SOMERSET - Pa Jacob D. Swank, Watchmaker and Jeweler, Next Door Wert of Luthersn Church, Somerset, - Pa. I Am Now pn-pared to supply the public with Hocks, Watches, and Jew elry of all descriptions, as Cheap as the Cheapest. REPAIRING A SPECIALTY. All work guaranteed. Look at my ptock before making your purchase1. J. D. SWANK. Sclentlfio American Ajency isr CAVFATS. TRADE MARKS. DESICN PATCMTS, COPVttlCHTS. toJ For tTfTnat'"n ant tr6 Huvtbunk writ. t SliiS to. Sol fcaoADWAT. M!W nt. o:.i- Imrrau fr otinnir r-MU In Aim-rlra. i err tnu-nt tt;-B out T Lrncht Ivfor. tii. puhn Of a imo glta tre. (A Urf la U- Scientific iama I jrpe etmi1.tInB ef n cttlflTw'"S' wr.a. fcpieudW.T Illustrated, hi tut. ::..' I :a hwld u. lttut IL tfcHr, fcl CO var: ijax mootlifc A.ldrMa. MtJ.N'N iX9 ywwubidl fcndwajr'ta VurkCUJ, , BAM K 29. WHEES S MOTHER! Bursting in from a'hool or play, ThU I what tho children aay ; Trooplntr, crowding, big and amall, Oa the threshhold. In the liall Joining In the constant cry. Ever a the days go ly, " iVhen-'ii mot her V From the weaiy bod of pain This same Uotion comcaaraln ; from the Iwy with sfiarkllng eyes. Bearing home hit earlicM prize; Front the bronzed and Ix-anled Hon, IViilH pant and lioniim won ; "Where' mother?" Burdened with a lonely task. One day we may vainly ask For the comfort of her face. For the rt of her embrace ; lx-t uk love her while we may, Well for tin that can my, Where' mother? Mother with untiring hands At the pot of duty stall Jk, 1'atieiit, weking not h. rown. Anxious for (tie soid alone f thcchildixii us they rry. Ever us t he da s go by, "Where a motli. r? Uood HotisekeeplDg. A MEUFWOOIXG. A NEW year's IXCIHEXT. 'Rai helors' apartu.ent'! Hun ph! A blot on civiliztition, a libel of the Crea tor. " A miserable triK', the whole lot!'' Since the Artnitage lifictl ibt brow n stone fronton Washington wjusre, east, Jonathan Stand ish had leen master of its mot.t s-pticious suit. Ten years the black and white namel placard, 'Dhch- elors' Apartmenta," had confmnted hin entrees and his exits to always ir ritate him. "Bachelors indeed!" he groaned, brushing the snow crystals from his iron pray mustache. "They ought to be killed, every mother's son of them wiped oil' the face of the earth. "Had night, Mr. .Standish." "Beastly, beastly." "It's coming in like a lion." The elevator stopped at the third floor. Tiie dean of the Armitage's bou vivants alighted. "What did you remark, Toby?" "New Year's is coming in like a lion, :r." "Ah, yes. New Year's? Why, so it is. You're right, Toby. May it bring luck to you, my lad. God bless you." Richer by a gold eagle, Toby de scended in glee, while fcjtandish crossed the threshold of his luxurious sem blance of a home. A fire crackled brightly. Creature comforts were on every s: le, but the lord of the manor felt s-tilkd. Was it the omiuous silence, the pertinent placard in the vestibule or lisapiointmeut in not meeting a single boon companion at the club? Where were they? What was up? It was New Year's eve. They were doubtless in the bosom of their families or the guest of honor in the homes of kindred, while he, Jonathan Standish, boy and man for .0 years in the me tropolis, was without home, kith or kindred. More than one of his fore fathers slept in Trinity churchyard. The stately house in Stuyvesant square where so many, many happy days of his ltoyhood had passed was long since relegated to a boarding house. And they were going oh, so rapidly! all the old familiar faces. "Won't do, won't do," ho muttered, slipping into his eider gown. Antago nistic to his tastes and temperament was the life he led. He was the victim of a series of circumstances that he fancied he was jowerless to have avert ed, and so his life had drifted. "Too late, too late!" Memory recalled what might have leen, egotism what was yet possible. "All the good old fashioned women are gone. There's nothing left but that caricature, the uew woman. Bah, with her ologies and her isms, her sufTrajre meetings and good govern ment clubs! She is not only driving men from stores, ol'ices and counting rooms, but by (Jeorge, she has rob! nil him of his coat, vest and four-in-hand, and now she wants his breeches !" He set a'.MHtt to clean up his secreta ry. An old auuress itooii roiicuoui. Leisurely he turned the ptiges. I he addresses smacked for the most part of the turf and the ccunting room. "Miss Blacknn.re, 1S9 Broadway." It w as the one woman's name in the little red Utok. .Standish lit his pipe and drew up his chair to the open hearth. "What a game of whist that woman i.lavs! I wish she were here now. What a rubber we ould have if Daniels and the captair would drop in! There's not a man at the cluh that can match her. There's a woman of horse sense! No New fangled notions about her!" Aud Staudish's thoughts went back to Mrs. Vandyke's parlor at Manhattan. Mrs. Vandyke was a dilapidated socie ty woman who resorted to summer boarders to replenish her coffers. Late in the season Standish chanced at her cottage, and the domesticity of the en vironment charmed him, aud soon Standish ww enrolled among the wid ow's tntiet substantial guests. The night of his arrival it rained in cessantly. The guests were driven from the verandas to the parlor. Be fore Standish could escape, Mrs. Van dyke proposed a game of whist. He had au old fashioned reverence for womankind, but when it came to play ing w ith them lie had his prejudices, but he consented. It did not escape his keen glance that bis partner, Miss Blackmore, was not of his world or the type of women he had known and ad mired in his youth. Certainly she had little in common with the "set" in which Mrs. Vandyke had singed her wings. But hers was the voice and manner of the well bred woman of experience experience de rived from personal contact with cruel facts rather than from the dilletant ism of the boudoir or the drawing room. She was, moreover, ?uch a strong partner that he did whitt im hsd not b"en guilty of for IS) years frank ly pleaded that an acquaintance so pleasantly begun migt;t not end so ab ruptly. Miss Blackmore smiled, Land ed him her card and told him she was always at lw' Bms.dway. "A clever wointu. No iioiic-i.se about her. I meant to html t.r .ip fjre this" said Stm1-'i 1-id as he awakened fr mi his reveri ' One hundred aud ei;r';ty-nh. Hiva-i-wjy? Wlit '! e ! -n. e.:i a o...ao such a oni,i:i be doing so tar down Somerset SOIERSET, PA., town? One thousand one hundred an I eighty-nine, 981 or 891 would bring her nearer a resident neighborhood. There must be a mistake." But, then, it was ISO in the little red book. Standish knew, or thought he knew, Broadway from Central park to the Battery. Neither hotel, apartment bouse nor private residence responded to any combination his fertile fancy could make out of Miss Blackmore's address. The next night New Year's night a hansom drove up at the Armitage. With a carnation in his buttonhole, Standish entered, and it rumbled gny ly toward 1S9 Broadway, for he could not persuade himself that he had not omitted a figure from Miss Blackmore's address. No. 1187 was a street car stable. 'Drive to ftsi." The red lamp of ft Turkish lnth fr "u.vn exclusively" reflected StSl. j "Try K'l." A vholesn!e toyhoa-e ! greeted cabby. When the hansom finally halted at ISO, Standish alighted and scanned the directory iu the hall way of a modern scraper. ' Sixth iloor Ii. Blackmore, drafts man." On the fourth floor he met the jani tor. , "Does IL Blackmore live in this building?" "There's a Miss Blackmore who has an ofllec on the sixth floor. Never here at right. Don't you know, man, this is a holiday?" Standish colored. "But I thought she lived here," he stammered "had apartments, you know." The janitor chuckled. "Miss Black more lives at the Columbine, Washing ton square, west." "Whew!" said Standish. As the hansom rolled back to Wash ton square Standish found himself face to face with the new woman in a new light Was it the true light? He had met Miss Blackmore on purely social grounds, and in a social spirit of more than passing interest had a&ked to call, and she had smilingly given him her business address. Ten o'clock found f-tandish in a large alcove room that played the double role of boudDir and salon. In appointment it was simple, but rich, very rich in that which his sumptuous quarters sadly missed, the indefinable touch of a woman, the intangible aroma of sweetness long drawn out The latest magazines were ou the table. Casts from the antique and copies of the old masters were on the walls. In the shadow of the 0ien hearth was a couch smothered in mul ticolored cushions. A cozy tea tabu', with a singing kettle, gleamed under a swinging lamp. "Just iu time, Mr. Standish. I was about to hae a cup of tea. You will share it with me, will you not? And I'm so sorry that two can't play w hist." She extended her hand as if they had parted but yesterday. Very simple and wholesome was Miss Blackmore in the flowing lines of au old rose tea gown. But traces of tears, the lir.st shed in a dozen years, trembled in her darkey s and did not escajie Iter New Year's caller. 'When I tell you of the wild goose chase you have given m" this evening-, I trust you will ptmlon, Miss Black-ni-.re, the tardiness of this intrusion," said Standish, relating w iti humorous Interpolation his reckless ride in pur suit of ISO. His hostess laughed a merry laugtt, with a sob in its ebb. "How long Mve you lived in the Columbine?" "Three yars." "And we have been neighbors all this time? It is ten since I went to the Armitage." "So, ho," said Miss Blackmore. One of the Christian privileges of liv ing In a cosmopolitan community. No ore know s or cares who is his neigMior p-ovidl his comfort or his exclusive-n-ss is unmolested." "And do you approve of this manner of living?" said Standish. "I have ni-ver had lime to give it se rious thought," confessed Miss Black more, filling his cup. "Most of my life is spent at ISO Broadway." "You would have preferred to have seen me there rather than here amoi g your penates, a precious loon to me, I assure you." His fl ittering eyes took in the woman and the environment, each the complement of the other. "Pray do not misunderstand me," said she, with an impulsive warmth he had not suspected possible to so placid an exterior. "It was force of habit alone that prompted me to give you my business address. Since we are neighbors I will be frank. It never occurs to me, it hasn't for years, that anybody of your persuasion, any man, desires to see me on other than busi ness matters. That will seem strange to you, perhaps, and equally strange to women w ho are not part and parcel of this workaday world. Nevertheless it Is true, as hundreds of women toilers have learned, some to their profit, more to their loss. You see, I have never been without resjsnsibilities. I was early forced into the world to earu my own living. I have created and do fill a distinctive place in the business world. Experience has awakened me to the injustices that confront the wom an breadwinner." "And does it satisfy, does it pay'" Miss Blackmore paled. It was the very question she had asked herself, aud in the effort to answer had shed the tears that had not dried when Standish disturbed her reveries. Why had this stranger come at this Inopportune time to learn in ten min utes more of her Inner life than did her cl-tsest friends? More and more Bhe wis beginning to realize that It did not a:isfy m-r. A .id th!t ight, of all others, wh-n site hsd been nlat, while the whole world se. med t be review ing friendships, the thought came to her with unusual force. "Do you believe in women votintr? ix yu go to their nettings, male -rvurt.;"' gtsped Stand isrj. "No," said Miss Biuckmore thought fully. "I lelieve iu letting woman's ..rk sncat for itself. All "listing evils will be righted in ti.no, I thibk, and mu-.'l. speedier if v."o;ti!n would learu to talk less and labor more individual ESTABLISHED 1827. WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 1890. ly to make themselves invaluable in whatever industry they enter." "And you have succeeded?" "Yes, I am counted among the suc cessful women, and I am paying the price. I have no time for social amen ities. All day down town, night finds nie fatigued, huppy tos.vk theseclu-ioii of the Columbine. Occasionally old friends who have survived the chagrin of my seeming Incivility in not return ing calls, accepting invitations to lunches, dinners and clubs drop in for cards or a chat. Then I try to keep in touch with new books, new pictures, new plays." "Does it satisfy, d es it puy, to live as you and I do, for example?" said Standish. "To pass in and out of the Armitage and the Columbine year in and year out, with noixtdy to pay, '(od be w ith you going; heaven send you back?' Nobody to care whether you sink, sM-itu, survive or ix-rish, save the janitor or the elevator Ixy, who might jierhaps miss a fee if miilicr of us ever returned in the fl.-sh? As a stu dent of sociology I have given the sul ject thought of late. Believe me, the only one it satisfies, the only one it pays, is the landlord. Oh, I tell you, it is all wrong, and it's such men, such women as you and I that are multiplying Col umbines and Ariiiitajjes, liUIs on the sacred lmttie of home. "I hope yon will pardon me, Mks Blto-kmore, for bringing business into your 'holy of holies,'" he continued, ucitig the length of the cozy den. I have a scheme iu which it's my heart's desire to enlist your sympathy, your aid. I-t us help wipe out bachelor apartments and maiden dens by build ing for ourselves a home." She lifted her hand forbiddingly, but "love in her eyes sat playing." "A home," continued Stait.li.ih, fold ing her baud in his warm gra-p "with a yard iu front, a yard in the rear and a yard nil around, and iieitrhbors in whose joy we at least will rejoice and w ith their sorrows weep." ilii.s accounts lor t.'ie oj.-ajipearance of IL Blackmore front thw directory of l&l) Broadway. The young man Mrs. Jonathan Standish trained in l.erolhVe has sucoHfded to the business, thus en abling him to give his mother and sis ter an honorable discharge from the in dustrial army. Lua H.O.-E Mi-Cake. The Hoaseholi. As one or our well Known writers has said, "Some lines of work are so crowded that there is little demand for the pnsluct of this work," and for this reason anything out of the ordi nary rut is very acceptable to the mass of sclf-supjorting fetialcs, aud to this end we suggest that the making of Sar atoga chips, although at first thought it seems to !e an absurd idea, mav, if managed rightly, form a nucleus of a really lucrative btisir.-ss. To make a success of any money-making enter prise, one must be careful i:i the miu- utia, aud so it is even with this home ly enterprise. Saratoga chips for lunches, picnics, etc., are always in de mand, and to one wl.o learns the art of making them well, there is a line o portunity to make a good income. Commence ou a small scale, and vcu may inerese your facilities as your busi ness increases. First notify your friends and neigh bors that you intend m:. king Saratoga chips to sell, and icrhaps allow them to sample some of you make, jer-uade them to give you a small order, say a pound or two then procure a small or der from each grocer in your vicinity. Having arranged this business, satis factorily, proceed to make the chijis to fill j-our orders. First buy your potutos, a few bush els at first, directly from a farmer if possible. You will find tlsat it is more economical, as well as much more sat isfactory, to purchase l he ler.f, and "try out your ow ii lard. You can get it at any meat market for six cents n pound, whereas you will Ik obliged to jay t ight cents for lard, which is not near ly so sweet. If tried out jir.q-erly there is very littie loss in wt ighL To try out the leaf, cut it in small pieces, put it in a jmrcelain kettle, jour over it a small quantity of water, just enough to keep it from burning; let it boii slowly, but steadily, until the lard is all ex tracted from the bits .f mtut, then strain it through u very fine strainer or a jiiece of cheise cloih, squeezing the cracklings perfectly dry. Set it .away iu jars to cool. Now prepare your potatoes. Tare and slice very thin: you ca.t d this with the slaw cutter; they must le like shavings; lay them in strong salt wat er about ten minutes to harden them, then squeeze all the water from them aud lay them on a cloth to drain. I'lace a large shallow kettle on the range (a doughnut kettle Is nice), fill it half full of lard, let it boil slow ly un til it is smoking hot; drop in a quanti ty of your jHitato shavings, let them cook until a delicate brown; then re move them w ith a skimmer; lay them on a cloth until jerfectly dry; they may then be jtlaeed in boxes, pans, etc. Care should be taken not to brown them to much, as they will not present so attractive an appearance, yet equal care must be taken that they are sulH- ciently brown, and for this reasou you must be certain that your lard is just the right tcrujxTature. It is a good plan to drop one slice In to test it. A young lady of IndianajKilis only IS years old, commenced making Saratoga chijts, which excelled all others. For a few months her business was confined solely to supplying private families aud the Woman's Exchange. She sent samples of her products to wholesale dealers. Those firms are now regular customers, and she furnishes them with OW pounds per week. She buys pota toes by the hundreds of bushels a::d furthermore she din-vts the b-j.-iniss herself. The Ilousekoejier. All ruachintry, wagons, ;c, that are not under shelter will le exposed to snows and rains, tind consequently rendered almo'-l worthless fr use In the spring. If it is cl:?aper to buy new tools ev -ry year then there is an exoose for iiegl't ting the to ds, but it is generally th cast that the f.e-ni.'r who does not ta!:e cor. of rtis t.;.i eui; has but little interest iu his farm. A PEAIEIE NEW YEAH- How the Cowboys Celebrate cn the Western Plains. A few days before the New Year's preparations are begun for the big dance which inaugurates the season's festivities on the western jilains. The ranch where the ball or "fandango" is to be held is literally given over to the boys for the occasion, and they never fail to make the most of it. Invitations are sent over the neighborhood within a radius of IS) miles, and nearly every one Is aecejUed, for a ride of 20 miles lo one accustomed to spending 10 or 12 hours a day in the saddle Is a mere nothing. Besides, this is the ono opportunity of tiie year to spend money lavishly for the sake of a good time. An extra cook or two are hired, and sttpjlies enough laid in to feed a small army. It is the privilege of every cowboy on the place to make out a list of eatables that lie feels his constitution demands. And several days beforehnud the great wagon Is hitched up and a trip taken to the nearest town to get provisions. A more heterogeneous mixture of ed ibles can scarcely lie imagined raisins, nuts, candies, canned meats and fruits, pickles, crackers anything kept ami recommended by the obliging and neighborly grocery man. In addition to tho store bought deli cacies for the feast, the ranch cook dis tinguishes himself in the way of barltc cued shote, game, "jks.-uui and taters," pies and dikes and the like. For a wet k or two ln-fore the feast all hands lend their aid to the capturing of grime and the finding and saving of eggs. As for the fandango, the jr-jara-tion are few and sinu le. Beds an 1 other space consuming jtieces of furni ture are removed from the r.xms i:i teuded for the dance. The We floors are sand scoured and flecked with Cue shavings of sjierm candies, which soon, under the many gliding feet of the dancers, form a thin, sleek coating, de lightful and seductive to the feet. On two sides of the room, clone up against the wall, a row of chairs is set for the accommodation of those not dancing. By six o'clock in the evening the guests begin to arrive, the loys having gone after the girls, oa horseback gen erally, some of the "tony" couples coming in Luggies, the high seated "jiino lKxed" vehicles of the west, with their double teams aud general air of smartness. The girls have tbir p.trty dress: -s tucked up under their bhu-k calico rid ing skirts, some of the:u bringing waists, gloves and white kid s!ijpers, done up in a bundle, to be jtit ou after they urrive. And a merry hearted, merry faced set they are cheeks glow lug and eyes sparkling from the exhil aration of the ride in the wind and the exjiectation of the unwonted frolic. The music is furnished by m-gro f.J dlers, whose rejuTtory of old fashioned "breakdowns" is never improved ujsin nor never falls short of its early charm and infection upon its hearers. IVrhajisyou never saw a eowlays' fandango. Their style of dancing is jH'culiar to th etnselves. Like their horses' build aud gait, it is made for hard and long service. It is a solemn, rythmic sort of jiosing, the heels rarely leaving the floor, as much dancing le ing doue w ith the arms as w ir.li the feet, It is a motion which seems un- cotiscioti.sly to partake of the monot ony of the prairies, suppresse , intense and inexhaustible. There is almost no distinction of classes or social grades in the west. Years ago, in the formative timeof cat tle ruuehing, the cowboy wa. a s :i generis. His f.tther and grandfather were cowlsvys. "dav wrauitlers." nightli.iwks" and "cow punchers." His language was "blo-nly," anl his figure aud mind uncouth. To-day ho may be a graduate of an eastern col lege, a theological student or the youngest son of au English lord. Tiie western woman or "gal" is more typic-.l. Siie may lu tiie "boss " daughter, ed jested "on east;" the "renter's" daughter, wi;'i only a smat tering education from the free school, or the "hired girl," jilucky, independ ent ami "good as her better." Iu the same "set" there nuy l one man with a "store" suit on; another in j his regular suit, consisting of blue fi-m-nel ovt Tshirt and leather belt, buckskin leggings or cottonado overalls. The boys laugh loud, flap each other, hang their "guns" on the wall whilu they are dancing, s?eal behind the house for their drink between th sets, but they treat the girls like queens, No matter how rough their clothes, they generally have white hands and small, well clad feet. They will wear boots, but they will have them made with high heels, of fine leather, point ed toes and often red toj-s. They revel In dancing. They sre graceful, natural, muscular and active. Dancing to them is horseback riding in good company, under shelter and to the tune of tho fiddle. It gives free play to their untiring, restless bodies and at the same time satisfies aud de lights their love of women's society aud good fellowship. These holiday dances last all night, their only breakfast being at It) o'clock, when eggnog is served, and at 12, when the big supper is eaten. Then, with renewed vigor and sjiirits, they return to the floor. The fires burn low in the great chimneys, the kerosene lamps flicker and smoke, the fi ldiers doze and play on mechanically, the girls languish, and even the cowboy himself feels the force aud strain of jirotracted, time measured motion. But the dance goes on. Not until the dull red glow of sun rise creeps over the dun j.rairies does the music stoji. Then after a breakfast of "cold bits" and strong, hot black coffee the girls go to rooms prepared for them tho ranch, or mounted (Ml fleet f.uited bronchos go galloping over the jirai ries, the fresh, wild wind in their faces and the thrilling memory of sweet words or sweeter promises in their wholesome, simple hearts. New York Herald. In cases of burns, sprains, seal Is, r r any of the oilier accidental jains like ly to come to the human liody, Dr. uts Thomas' JvjltMtric Oil gives almost lu ' tant rchef. Me IP JL Dr. King;' New Discovery For Consumption. This is the best medicine in the world for all forms of Coughs and Colds and for Consumption. Every bottle is guaranteed. It w ill cure and not dis apjioint. It has no equal for Whoojs- j ing Cough, Asthma, Hay Fever, Pneu monia, Bronchitis, La (Jrippe, Cold in the Head and for Consumption. It is safe for alt ages, p'e.-nant to take, and, above all, a sure cure. It is always weil to take Dr. King's New Life Pills in connection with Dr. King's New Dis- civery, as they regulate and tone the stomach aud bowels. We guarantee perfect satisfaction or return money. Free trial bottles at J. NySnyder'sdrug store, Somerset, or Brallier's drug store, Berlin, I'a. One of Mauy. "Keeping up your bicycle riding t:iis cId weather?" "Nuj. Just keeping up the payments; that Is all." Indianapolis Journal. A woman never makes so many ex cuses to company for the looks of the hou.se as she does just after she has sjH'nt two whole days getting it ready. New York Press, A Ferkey Little King. King Alexander, of Servia, who has been calling ujxtu the Pope and paying his respects to Francis Joseph of Aus tria, is described by tho Kocket as "a jterky little chap." In height he is about five feet four inches, and is slim ly built, He is bieswd with a distinct ly Hc'braieal head of dark curly hair, and an olive colored complexion. The juvenile monarch is ju:t now iu search of a bride. Alexander will possibly come to Loudon in May or Junj next year. Ereshleigh, 10O3, met an old colored man tliL other day crossing the campus and the following conversation ensued: Freshleigh "Hello, Sam! The trees are getting nearly as black as you are, hey?" Big Sam "Yessah ; an' next spring, sah, dey'li bo nearly as green as you, sah." Princeton Tiger. 3ucklen's Arnica Salve. The Best Salve in the world for Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Ft ver Sores, Tetter, Charged Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erun- tions, and positively cures Piles, or no pay required. It Ls guaranteed to give jverfect satisfaction or money refunded. Prlea ' cents jh.t box. For sale at J. N. Snyder's drug store, Somerset, or at Crallier's drug store, Berlin, Pa. The Wealthy Americans and Kr. Whistler. A "Man o' Kent" in tho British Weekly says : "A friend of mine visit ed Mr. McNeill Whistler some weeks ago. The famous artist's room was tolerably well filled with jiictures. When his visitor returned a wtek or two later the room was empty. The explanation was that in the interim a wealthy American had visited Mr. lustier and insisted on buyingall the work he had on hand.' Major C. T. Pietoti is manager of the Suite Hotel, at Dttison, Texas, which the traveling men say is one of the best hotels in that section. In sjieakiug of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Ilemedy Major Picton says: "I have used it myself and in my fam ily for several years, and take pleasure iu saying that I consider it an infalli ble cure for diarrhoea and dysentery. I always recommend it, and have frequently administered it to my guests iu the hotel, and in every case it has proven itself worthy of unqualified en dorsement. For sale by Benford's Pharmacy. An ingenious French statistiean has calculated tha t in reading a million letters of the ordinary newspaper type the human eye travels a mile, and that tue average lifetime goes through liVW miles of reading matter. A Valuable Fres cripticn. Editor Morris of Worthington. Intl., "Sun" writes : "You have a valuable prescription in Eleetric Bitters, aud I can cheerfully recommend it for Con stipation and sick hsadache, and as a general system touic it has no equal." Mrs. Annie Sti'hle, 2G2 Cottage Grove Ave., Chicago, was all run down, could not eat nor digest f.od, had a backache which never left her and felt tirestl and weary, but six bolttes of Electric Bit tirs restored her health and reuewed her strength. Prices M cents and id.OO. Gtt a bottle at J. N. Snyaer's drug tore, Somerset, or Brallier's drug store, Berlin, Pa. Johnny's Soliloquy .-."It'll be mean if I don't git somethin' stunnin' after bein' amiable for three whole week." Boston Transcript. Urged to Try Hood's. Pixb Hill, pan Not. 3), 1S91. "My mother was under the tloetor's eare for several years and at times was confined to her bed. She was urged to try Hood's Sarsaparilla and after taking four bottles she was in better health than she had been for some time. She had a good appetite and was able to sleep well." Elmira Fritz. Hood's Pills act harmoniously with HooJ's Sarsaparilla. A girl always gauges the price of the Christmas presents she gives her bosom friend by the value of the presents the other girl gave her last ytar. New York Press. When most needed it not unusual for ytnir family physician to be away from home. Such was the exjerience of Mr. J. Y. Scheuk, editor of the Cad do, Ind. Ter., Banner, when his little girl, two years of age, was threatened with a severe attack of croup. He says: "My w ife insisted that I go for the doctor, but as our family phy4 clan was out of town I purchased a laiitle of Chamberlain's Cough Reme dy, which relieved her immediately. I will not be without it in the future." i undo.) cent bottles fer sale bv Ben- I oid's Pharmacy. o CLo OjJL WHOLE NO. 2370. HEW YEAS THOUGHTS. What the Day has Seen and ia Now. New Year's Day, though not Jan.l always, has ben celebrated religiously or socially from time immemorial. The ancient 1 tomans consecrated it to Jan us, w ho, it was thought, controlled all ls-ginnings and ma le sacrilieesto him. They exchanged gracious greetings and wishes and gave presents to friends and kindred. The church condemned its social oltservations and turned it in to a religious festival. The Hebrews, the Chinese aud other jxoples, pagans and non pagans, regard it superstition ly, attaching the utmost importance to its celebration. We Americans in the last quarter of the nineteenth century are supposed to be wholly free from sujierstition. But are we? Not a few of us still imagine that there Ls something auspicious in New Year's day ; that as we begin the year we may so close iL We are solicit ous, before, to resolve to relinquish bad habits then, under the impression that we shall relinquish them altogether. Iu other words, we determine on that day to turn over a new leaf, as we have probably determined for many previ ous years, and there our determination and reformation end. This is exactly the way the old Romans acted more than HJ centuries since, which proves tiiat we have not advanced much in reasonableness despite our assumptions to the contrary. It is a problem whether men who continue in mature life to yield to their weaknesses or fail to rec tify their faults ere capable of correct- ng themselves. Whether capable or incapable, they rarely do so. Their good resolutions seldom bear fruit. They terminate, for the most iart, in words, iu promises to themselves, in mockeries of jerforinanee. What a man is at -10 he is apt to remain. No amount of New Year's resolves will help hirn w ho is not fjll of virtuous endeavor. Jan. 1 dawns brightly to the mind, but the succeeding days con clude elisoially as to achievement. Nevertheless its recurrencu must ever le pieusiin. If it d-iei not bring ac complishment, it at least brings hope, and hop-? nerves us to bear our burdeus, to dischargeour duties. Then welcome New Year's. W'j dearly love to think that the cares aud troubles of the old year, which so largely spring from our tcutjierameut, will not invade the new one. Originally New Year's was intended not for a universal, miscellaneous call ing day, w ithout motive or propriety, into which it ultimately degeneratetL It was iuteuded for a day when men w ho hud been prevented during the year by bushiest or any condition of cileutn -tauees from keejiing up their frieU'tshipor acquaintance with women they liked or esteemed should make so cial atonement for apparent neglect and renew t'tseir pleasant relations. Tiie ide-a waj excellent and commend able, as was the cu.-teni, and before this city grew to be such a Babylon the calls were agreeahle1, often delightful, to makers and receivers. But the city bee t:ui t'K big, aaJ the community that assumed to represent stH'iety in some manner, more or less remote, became too heteroge'iieous. The custom was crossly abased. Many men and wo- m?n thought only of the number of e'alls.tgrtoring quality for quantity, and sometimes the scenes indoors and out doors waxed disreputable from overir. dulgcnce. The better sort of juople, repelled by the license prevalent, refusee! to "re ceive" any longer. The smart set who had long believed exiling too "com mon" they declared, with their pre tense of superiority, that it had grown vulgar set themselves and their influ ence firmly against it. They refused to see visitors on that day and soon after shut up their houses and fled to the country, thus setting the seal of fash ion on their last decision, which sjteed- ily met with social approval. The fae-t was that respectable folk hail got tired of thi extreme to which calling hed been carrieel, anil the coarse, objection able class could not sustain it alone. So th-; whole thing fell to pieces here, and there is no probability of its re construction in the immediate future. The custom extended long ag- to other cities anil is still followed. Eut as tiie metropolis makes the m:de its duration is doubtful. New Year's is yet a holiday holidays are always wholesome aud business of all kinds is suspended. Sms, husbands, fathers, now stay nt home, instead of racing about town, tiring ami boring theni sjlves to little purjxse, and they are gainers, along with their families, by the change". New Year's in its old guiso has passed away. But New Year's w ith Its quiet, domestic accom paniments has come lo remain. The world moves. An l New Year's is still New Year's, with its seuse of freshness, repose and recovered h pe. Chahlkh ArptaaiEK. New York. Give it a Trial. On receipt of ten cents, cash or stamps, a generous sample will be mailed of the most popular Catarrh and Hay Fever Cure (Ely's Cream Balm) sufllcient to demonstrate its great meriL Full size 50c. Ely Brothers, o6 Warren St, New York City. My son was afllicted with catarrh. I indrntnl him to try Ely's Cream Balm and the disagreeable catarrhal smell all left him. He appears as well as any one. J. C. Olmstead, Areola, III. A new and apparently inexhaustible veinof fine blue granite has recently been found near Fred.'rioksburg, Va. The wife of Mr. D. Robinson, a prom inent lumberman of Hart wick, N. YM was sick with rheumatism for five months. In speaking of it, Mr. Robin son says: "Chamberlain's Pain Balm is the only thing that gave her any rest from jain. For the relief of pain it can not be beat," Many very bad ca-ses of rheumatism have been cured by it, For sale at 'jO cents per bottle by Benford's Pharmacy. Sky Scrapinj Trees. What are said to be the tallest trees in the world are to be found in the fores's of Victoria, Australia. They belong to the eucalyptus family, and nge from .V0tooU ) feet in height. One of thetn that hud fallen was found by measure ment with a tape to be 4.M feet fro:a tiie roots lo where the trunk had lesj-ii broken otn.y the fall, inI t that iot the tree H i, three f..-t in diameter. Thi tree grows with ustoiiiuirg rapidit. A tree of this pt-js, planted in Flori da grew 4) feet iu four years with a bole of a foot in di-mieter. Trees of the san:e sjiecie-s in Guatemala grew 120 in 12 yeurs. The same one w;is nine feet thick. Piles fr tn 10.) to I V) feet long are b.--Ing used by the Taeorua I.aud Compa ny, of Tiu-oma, Washington, in placing the portions of a sea wall with a pile and string- r w harf. The water is :i feet deep, ami the outer row of piles ranges from b)0 to 1T feet in length, ') inches in diameter at the tip and 27 in ches at tie butL These ji!es are of the "Dougla-H Pine." That Catarri i3 a Local Afection of the nasal jassagei, is a fact esta! Iislud by physicians, and this authori ty should carry more weight tha i as sertions of incompetent jj-artie, ll. jt catarrh is a blood aflectiou. Ei s Cream Balm is a local remedy, com posed of harmless mt-dienr.ts and fr e of mercury or any injurious drug, it will cure etttarrh. Applied directly io the inflamed membrane, it restores it to its healthy condition. Deposits of marl w hich are said to be as valuable for fertilizing material as the jdiosphate beds of Florida have been found uear Hamburg, Ark. A bottle of Dr. Wood's Norway Pieie Syrup in the house saves doctors' biiis, saves trouble, and very often saves precious lives. Gives .l;iet instant relief in cases of coughs, colds, or lung troubles of any sort. Tour to rioriua. No district!:! America pre-i.-its, dur- 'ng the Winter s-m:i, so iu t:iy varied attractions as Jsv-f.e : I- . in 1 1. ee sides its deiigVLil elirii V. -v-ii -h to uii3 escaoin.; iroui tiia col-i .i i -a. la. . chaues of the No: lh .-j::is aloM-t eth real, it is pr"-etuiuenliy a 1 1 of sp .rt and pleasure. Along its eleven lr,inIr-I miles of saltwater i-o.L-t ii:..: in i's tehs hau.lred freshwater lakes a.-e ti-.a of al most every con .-eiv.i'.ilu variety, Troru ties iniuratory triir.-s common lo ...irtaoio waters to t ie t-irn ti, p oitioano, and oth ers of a til--re tropical e-hara.-ter. N -where in all our broad land e-au t!i9 ang ler tind a ;rea'.er variety of game or tet ter sport. Here also the tiest enthusiostli hunt, r finds satiety. Iteer, taikeys, bea;-i, pan thers, and wild eats roam a', lare throu:. the more sparsely sellie-J regions. whi. birds o; all kinds may bo 1 Mil. i in abun anc3 ttirouiio'il tae "state, l.-ia uioia novel sp rt if alligator ai.d iniiniit-H hiitiuni; i:i tv atso be iiehi! .-d io oy l-j moro at ve-jiiiroos tourist. Wita iis matchless e-liui.tte. its oran;: groves, iis rivers n-1 laiies, its laii:. and b itiii:.,', its fishing aid b. lutin.-, a: J its extensive forests, Finrida presei ts unrivaled attractions lor the valetudinar ian, the lover of uature, tiie spoitsuili.-:, and the explorer. To this aiiraelive Slato the Paiinsyh t- ma ltaur aa C ompany n.'.s arrang a four personally-conducted tours elari :g 9 season off'", leaving by special tra.u Jauuarv Ufi, February U and Zi, aud March 'X The livst three tours will au- uiit of a si.journ of two weeks ia this de- ghtful land ; tickets for the fourth tour will be valid to return uui.il May 31 by regular trains. tates fr thi round trip, ?VUO from New York, $sj from Philadelphia, and proportionate rates from other points. For tickets, itineraries, and other infor mation, apply to ti.-ket . agents, special biK-kittg olli.-es, ora.Mn-siiieo. W. lloy I. Assistant General Passenger Agent, Broad Street S'.atiu, Philadelphia. Tsars to Califraia. California h-es been most fitting y termed the "Italy of A :neri. -a." All tae delicious balm, thecloo Jlesssky, and the rich verdure of the great Kuropcan pen insula are implicated in this sunny land ef the Pacific. Here nature b:tsks in the. aunshineof her leauty ; and hereshe has, established her own sanitarium, wbr-- eternal spring inspires everlasting youth. With tho siiow-nia.otie I peaks of the. Sierrvs upon the one h.tn.l, the cahn Pa cific with its s..rt breezes u;.i the olfc. r, and a veritable paradise of :1 wers, frails, and plants bet -.veeii, man can lind tn.l ueeds no lovelier land. To visit, such av country is a privilege, a blessing. The Pennsylvania Itaiimad Company, recognizing the need ef a more comforta ble and pleasant v.iiy .f crossing the con tinent, inaugurated a s-'ries of ant.jal, tours to California, running a through) train ot Pullman pal tce ears fr-..:i Na-w York to the I'acil'.o C:i-t, mil stiipj;.jf at the principal po-uis of iiit.-.iv-st cm route. Tho gre:it popularity of these, tours demonstrates the wls'.iut of the. movement. For the season of Is;C three tours have tHn arranged to leave- New York, Phiia-. ilelphia, and Pittsh.irg. January 27, Feb-, ruary Jt, and March 2T. Tho first t.xir wili r..n direct to Diego via Si. Louis and Na;:i:t Ko Itou;v and return from Sao Francisco via Ssla LskeCity, Ivuvrr. mid Chicago, allow ing live weeks in California. The sevoiid tour will ru:i i-t the Ma ; moth Cave and New Or.-'aus to Sam Diego, stopping at the "Crescei.t City during the .Mardi llras CarnivaJ. Thi tr.ir will return via Salt Lake City, Den ver, Omaha, and Chicago, allowing f.ux weeks in California. The third tour will run via Chicago. Denver, and Salt Like City, allowing passengers Vv return by regular trains via different rHites whlii.i nine months. All of these tours, either going or re turning, v.ill pass through tho luui.-is Colorado region, t.lenwiss! Springs, Leadv ille, and the ..i-.l f the ;.!. Itates frotu all points on the Pennsyl vania Railroad System east of Pitt.sl.ti -g ; First tour, '1:: second tour, i'li); tl-.,n4 tour, J210 round trip, and iM.'O one way. For detailed itineraries aiidotaer infor mation, apply at ticket ageneii-, spe. ia looking iitiiis?, or address i.eorge W. Boy.l. Assistant tiener.il Passenger Agent, I'.coad Street Station, Philadel phia. Lou Hia Lifd by Tigut Sioii. Sr. Lotus Mo., Iec. 17. Frennaa O. Smith was killed by wearing tight shoest Yesterday Ju.Igo A. lams hark-.! down a decision giving Sarah T. Smith a judg ment against the Western Conimere at Travelers' AsH.e-iatiin for j;-i. This i the somewhat celeJirited "Tight Shs, Sore Toe Case," The plaintiff is the wid aw of Freeman . Stnuh. lie eontiue: c ed wearing a pair of me.v sh.s-s, a id "breaking them in" produced friction of the shoe against his f..j, and there rest li ed "unexpectedly," as th-.t Jo-lgo f: "a Eld not according to tho a ,u 1 .- irs .if things, an abrasion nf tlioskiu oi" one ot" his toes, thereby causing a sere. TUo sore grew worse ami blood poisoning stfc in, and on October 3 ho died from tho ef ects of blood poisoning, which Judge Ad ams concluded was a dirt c rosi; U of t he abrasion of th toe caused by a tight shoe If a child is a'went front school live days daring any in i.th without satisiae- tory ex-ise. the p:;re:iLs are liable t fine of j2 for the tint ohous aud SuC ea :a subsequent offense.