Tii- mr. 7he Somerset Herald. ESTABLISHED 1K27. 1'erms of Publication. ruHi,.lied every Wednesday morning at r annum If paid in advance, otherwise - .1 iu variably be charged. .scripliou will be disoonUnued until 5 -!Twrxg are paid up. Postmasters ne- fliS to notify wnUM:riutnuuui out tb.ir pap" wiu 08 held reeponalbla I 1 .rlhe(.ticnption. r . icr.lw r removing irom one pwwmw u f hould give us the name of the form- UotUcr 1. well as the present office. Addreaa TUB tuHMUT or tkuutrr. Fa. .. T-lir Ir ' 1 r . V I k v' XOTAEY PUBLIC. I r-oinerset. Pa. , ,,it c.lr;u 4 KuppO, . .1 tl i iEYEKS, v u' MHiiciwi, Paiu'a ' '"'...,.,. '.1 fi.r. , llir iii-a lo Ins cure aill Ik- at- ,. lV. C. W. WALKKK. . s - a i a U cV WAI.1UJS uiul MHAKV l'LlilJC, buuictK-t, Pa. ,..eU t urt llouw. 4 - i I I I . .J IT ,,. i;y r'ourtu s-l., riusburg. Pa. ; . l.l.lilvKV, A 1 i -!. LY-AT-LA W, Somerset Pa. L iota' v. 1 i-i:.i's liook felore. . M U . I ' U" I t-"V H 1 R.U t -A I -LA W, 1 ....... u, r ;.-; :itioual liauk. . . ... .1 I'I'I'T I A . 1 i -Y-AT-LA W , " sSjiuenscl, Pa. Vv i i i' i .-J: a oecnt llUa-k., up Hairs. t t oKt.E 1- SCULL, It AiK.Utl-AT-LAW, i- w iu -i .i, w. bieseckek, AiiOK-AI--AW", v priMms House K, opposite Court . . . , .! v L'V- ti s- somerset, l a. fl"" J. KOOM'.K, IT All uit EY-AT-LA W, i . U. k'H'.MZ- J. u. v ft r.H..TZ ,;LKt 1V AIiuiitVS-Ar-LAW, J. U. OOLE. i . . . . ; . 1 r ! ult-iiliu to IjUMUiim ra ;.'u i'1 :.;-' lu rviliw r-lauauujolulllg I 'iim iu I'riul UwUsv luw,vMjait K'ALKMINK HAY, .iilUiiAtl-Al-l-in, iiut rM'l, l a. ij.- -r Kal Estate. Will aiund to . n;i i..uu w liincare with pruuipt- KHN 11. I'HL, J A EY-AT-LA W, hoiutTstt, Pa. w.:i i r. :n ". i.tl rid to all buaisxws "U ;o i. iu." oii-.y mlvain-nl u colicc o. Ac. L'i t- iu M.iiuuiulti Biuck. 3 iTuH-N O. KI.MMEL, i) A 1 1J K.N k. i-AT-LAW, teouicrMfl, 1 H- :., a"r-iiJ '. Mil lusin eutru!l to hU -, xuii. r- 1 and aaj. Minns u u, witu ..ii..:iiaiia luit lily, tulii uu -imiu Cruns Aliuli-NfcV-AT-LAW, toiucirt. Pa. i.ittsi-iu Maiimmih Illock, up suirs. En- a i!i- in M;i. ii irtfrs eiirtt-u tViilm'tioUfl a . wtlitil. tult-s . laluiut-d.auj all aiicuunl to witu pruiupuicaw 1 J. O 1.H' d'.N. L. C. OULHOKN. (ULDOILN A COLIJORN, Yj AlluK.NEVS-AT-LAW, Souieixet, Pa. (.iteam entrusted to our care will be mi :. ai.d tiiitutuliy atteuded to. Colleo iij. u.rt-it- iu sviiik n-, 1-Ulitrd and adjoin Minian Mir-ejing auj couveyauelug iit-uii itviii.Oic u-rius. t I L. LAI R, 11. A i TuKN EY-AT-LA W, fomcreet. Pa. prartK in Somerset and adjoining uL.l.. A:i 1'U. ill- entrusted to hllU Will .r.Vr i-rt'liii-t a'.U'lllIotl. il. i'i Kr"Ki 'TIL W. H. KU1TEL. Vj AiiuU-NEVS-AT-LAW, Somerset, Pa. A tia.:i. v. ,-iHru?ed to their -are will be --. a!j.i l-uiiflaai.y alU'lldti to. Ilie a il t:L Clilsb sLIVeL OLtUOhlle MiAUIUlOlh l..a. V. iWRoTHKI-LS M. I., iiiii.IA. AMiLIiotU.V, : ci,; at uflii'e. 1 r. f. siiAFFiin, ' l'iilclAN am. SUIWEON, !s.nnerset, I'a. T :.o. rv !, ,rof..i.iiial s-Tvicei. to the eiti-i-! s.,1,., vn iiiitv. Ulhee eorui r f i. r- .1U i'atnot street. 1 V- J- M. LUL'TilER, ' Pins-ii'lAN ami JsUIUjEON, -y.ji.u street, rtarof Lrug store. li. Kl.MMKLL, :.-r. r jt.'I'..mihuI t iees to the citl- 1 x.i-iniiv. 1'ni..s tin- S :' "t ! ii i- lound at hia of- f -uix Jiu.u ha,; oi lnaiuuna. kR. J M. MILLKN, 'iiauale iu Ieutislry.) a'! i.t.iia to tiie preservation I .i l l.s Artmcui s-lis lUMTted. Ji ;'! i s t.iai-jiit, Kui,siu.-urv. tmiee a nnr L. H. Iwvi & Co' store, l. i Cii m and Patriot .ireetM. K H. COF FROTH, Funeral Director. HV) Patriot P'-'K V,. FLUC K, f SI-' K!M.N-.i EXtilN KER. Ustie. IV pils! Oils! iui; 1l.:;,,'I'-a!',nKC.t Pittsburj; Depart, .. .siMin;. r.i., inak.na sim-u.lt v of ,-";tJ:"'U t"r toe 1h, nies tic 'rJr ti.c iiUtt bmrnls of ' Jmin: -ting L Lubricating Oils Naphtha (iasailae, '' e.iIjs,r.Mlu UlIi. evcry kno.n Product of Petroleum Satisfactory Oils -IX THE ierican Market. ' Tre f"r Somerset and vicinl- ty sui-p!i,i ty tXsjK EEERITS and KP.E-sE A KOOSER, Sumeraet, Pa. 1 lie VOL. XLV. NO. V0RY SOAP It Floats When you pack for a summer outing, do not forget to take some Ivory Soap. You will enjoy your baths the more for not having to use the soap furnished by the hotel- Tut Proctih & Gutsu Co. Dm -THE First National Bant Somerset, Poun'a. Capital, S50.000. Surplus, S24.000. DEPOSITS HCCCiVCDIN LANfiC ANOSMALL AMOUNTS. PATASLC ON DEMAND. ACCOUNTS OF MERCHANTS, FARMERS. STOCK DEALERS. AND OTHERS SOLICITED DISCOUNTS DAILY. BOARD OF DIRECTORS. LaRl-E M. HICKS, liEO. U. SCULL, JAMES L rioll, W. H. MILLER, JOHN R. SCOTT, HOBT. .S. SCULL, EUEU W. BIESECKER. EI'WARP SCULL, : : PRESIDENT. VALENTINE H AY, : VICE PRESIDENT. HARVEY M. 1SEP.KLEY, . CASHIER. The funis ami suritli of this lank arc ae- curvly prutwiod In a cell lrati-J Cokliss Rl"B glak l'KOor Safe. The only fcafe made abso-luu-ly burgUir-l'nof. Is Somerset County National OF SOMERSET PA. Eitabiittwd, 1877. Organized at a Nttlonit, 1890 CAPITAL, 150,000 SURPLUS AND UN DIVIDED PROFITS $23,000 CLas. J. Harrison, - Trcsident. Wm. II. Koontz, - Yice President Milton J. Tritts, - - Cabier. Geo. S. Ilarrison, - Ass't Cabbier. Directors : Sam. R. Harrison, Wm. KmNloy, Josiah SjHM-lit, Jonas M. Cook, John 11. Snyder, John Stum, Jih P. Iavis, Noah S. Miller, Harrison Snyder, Jerome StuffL, Cha-s. W. Snyder. Customers of this Hank will receive the most lilpentl I naitmeiit consistent a it h safetianking. i'artiti wisiiinc t kcih! uioti.-y esist or a'est can be aeeoin modaled by draft for any amount. Honey and valuable secured by one of Iie ls.ld's eelvbmted safe's with must improved time lock. Collection made In all part of the United SU:te. Clwre moderate. Account aid deposits solicited. A. H. HUSTON, Undertaker and Embalmer. A GOOD HEARSE, and everything pertaining to funerals furn ished. SOMERSET - - Pa Jacob D. Swank, Watchmaker and Jeweler, Next Door West of Lutheran Church, Somerset, - Pa. I Am Now Irt'Iarvl to wipply the public with Clocks, VaUhtfs and Jew elry of all descriptions, as Cheap as the Cheapest. REPAIRING A SPECIALTY. All work guaranteed. Look at uiy KttH'k lie fore making your Tuircli.tses. J. D. SWANK ALWAYS On Hand. best in "The market. Jarecki Phosphate, Raisin's Phosphate, Lime, Crushed Coke, Hard Coal, Salisbury Soft Coal, At the Old Stand near the Somer set &, Cambria R. R. Station. Prices Right. Peter Fink BANK 0. MrsALUhl. JVTEW SPRING GOODS. Xcw- 1 est styles in all kinds of poods and lowest prices. A full line of Cashmere and Serges in all qualities. Splendid assortment of Black Wool, Worsted and Mohair Dres3 in Brocaded and Novelty ! Styles, suited for dresses and skirts A Lig stock of newest styles ol Novelty Press Goods, ranging in price from 12 i-2 cts to $1 a yard GREAT variety of Silks and Silk and Wool Plaids, Ac, for waists t dresses. Wash Goods for desses and waists, including Swisses, Lawns, Percales, Dimities, Crepes, Moire, Chintzes, Cheviotte Prints, Ginghams, Seersuckers, See. Splend id values in Table Linens. Towels, Napkins, Table Covets, Bed Spreads, Poitiers, Furniture Da mask Silk and Silkoline Draperies and Cushions. LADIES' Dress Skirts and Shirt Waists. Ladies' Spring Capes in Velvet, Silk and Cloth. Ladies' Night Dresses, Corset Covers, Skirts and Chemise. A handsome assort ment of New Lace Collars and Dress Yokes. Infants Long and Short Dresses, Long and Short Coats and Sacks. Great variety of Children's Muil and Lace Caps and Hats. NE -..'.; i - ns, SXi s, Gimps, Ribbons, Laces. Ac., for dress trimmings. 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THE KEELEY CURE Is a special boon to bonnes men who, narinr drifted unconsciously into the drink habit ana awaken to find the disease of alcoholism fastened HI in them, rendering; them nnt to manage af fmim reuirinir a clear brain. A four weeks ouurae of treatment at the PTTTSBCRQ KEELEY INSTITUTE. No. 4216 Fifth Avenue, r-stnre to them all their powers, mental and physical, destroys the abnormal appetite, and restore them to the condition thev were In be fore they indulged in stimulants. This has been done in more than 100 cases treated here, and among them some of TOttr own neighbors, to whom we can refer with confidence as to the absolute safety and efficiency of the Keeler Core. The fullest and most searching inirestiration is n vlted. bend for pamphlet giving full Inlurma Uon. A SalentlfiO American Agency for CAVEATS. I U 1 TRADE MARKS, ZLiJ7 CE8ICM PATENTS. w rnaBir.uTs mitnA Tor tnfonnatlna aret trr Hand bunk writs to HI NN IU. istl liBOAbWAT. htw Yosc rxlrt bureau f' sreunnc pnu-eu la Aasrnra. err rwtent takea out h? tt I brouirbt bef'va Ihm liubuc by a aciosen (fassolcharsaia turn sf ricntifif tericaw I Arrest etreulirtton of sny sMentlfle paper tn the worxL r-pletKLUl. f HluMraUscl. Sio lutelllreat saaa abould bs without IU tverkrr &3.00a rrsr: $1 JO six mombs. Address Ht'MN UU. "Kmiimss, SCI luuadwaj, iisw York City. IMPORTANT TO ADTERTISEKS. Tbo cream of the- country papers is found ta Bemington'a Courtr Seat Iiats. Shrewd aJvBruscrs avail themselves of the Let, a cops' of which can bo bad of "Etemingtoa Brui. of Ker York 4 rhteburg. n i a r m m r omer SOMERSET, PA., WEDNESDAY, LOVE, THE AWAKE5ER, Iove ranie to earth in a woman's eyes Where a needle noul In olumbcr lay; And n touch of her roy flnfter tip. A kls of her treinluou parted Hps, Awakened him Uvd.iy. He ainlled at her with a glad aurpriw. Anil nhe aniiwered blm with a entile aKnin; And Ills irreat a lilte wing h" w wild fain un close. Hut they were heavy with long n'lKKte; Aa he strove to rise Iu vain. And he filled t lie air with hi hIihiih Tul crlea For the wasted atnngth that he could not prove; Hut she whimpered '1Ioh.' In 111 eager cure, And dewed hi face with her burning tears ud he rose by the power of love. And forth together, in buppy guise. Love and the Soul flew hund in bund; Slnjrlng a perfect melody. That echoes for all eternity, Iu every age and land. Arthur lllklnton Shaw. KEFORK ANYTHING IIA1TENEI). There Are Two Ways of Looking at Things, and Sarah Tried Them. BY JAM ES C l'UUDY. It i.i drea4lful to have to go on living this way. I'm tired to death of it. I believe there's not another girl any where thttt bus so much to ut up with as I have. I'd give anything for a change anything !" "What kind of a change do you think you would like, Karah?" "Any kind! I can't think of any thing in the world that would not be U tter thau this." The kind, shrewd eyes behind the fiiteetaclea looked at the young girl cu riously for a few moments. Miss I5rin ton had come through many troubles, and now faced life alone, but with brave cheerfulness. Sjhe knew a good deal more at sixty than she had known at sixteen, but Harah Allen was not quite ready to believe that yeL "There are several million things in the world a vast deal worse than this," said Miss Hrinton, quietly. "I only hoe you may not have to find any of them out for yourself." With that she went out of the room. Sarah looked after the briskly mov ing figure, her pretty face flushed and the discontented frown still puckering her forehead, and called out in reck less defiance : "I hope I may !" This was before anything happened. That evening Sarah was still think ing about the misery of having "to go on living like this." Indeed, she had thought of little else since that visit to the rich cousins in the city. She had been all the time in a state of pro test against life as she had to live it in the quiet little country home. Happi ly, she was not yet past loving consid eration for her father and mother, so she did not intlict her complainings UHn them. She had intended to spare Miss Brinton also, during the lady a visit to their house, but Miss Drinton was such an obstinately cheerful jer- son that people had to tell their troub les to her seiner or later. There was no reason whatever why Walter should lie spared. There is no use in having a iig, gooa-naiureu brother if one be not at liberty to call upon him for sympathy end help and redress of all grievances. S Walter was liov pared. Sarah followed him out into the g:: .'en, when he went out there after supja-r to rest himself by working for two long l.'xirs, she vexed his soul with the story of her discon tent, "I wish I were a loy, nineteen years old !" she said at last, putting a dis agreeable emphasis on the personal pronoun. "That means you wish I were the girl, and only sixteen, so that you might do big things for me. W hat kind of things? What do you wish me to do more than I am doing?" Walter spoke a trille more sharply than usual. Perhaps he was getting a little tired of listening to grievances ; perhaps he did not quite like lieing set down in the hoy class and having the rod of correction shaken over him in this fashion. Sarah weut on with what she had to say, precisely as if he had not spoken. "If I werea boy, nineteen years old, I'd be "shames! to drone away my life helping to manage a creamery in a sleepy, moss-grown little town, and I wouldn't do what I was ashamed or. I'd have some ambition ! I'd go out somewhere and conquer the world ! I'd get rich ! I'd make a name for my self! I'd make my father and my moth er and my sister proud of ine ! That's what I'd do, if I were a boy, nineteen years old V It was so dark now that she could not see the look on her brother's face, and she was rather glad of that, as the silence following her latest outbreak continued ; it was a handsome face and a gotwl face, and generally i t was a pleasant face, but sometimes, of late, she had brought an expression into it that she would rather not see. She was not afraid of Walter, but he could make her a little uncomfortable now and then. "If I were a girl, sixteen years old, I'd try to have a little sense !" That was the answer she got after all that long wait ; and the look iu Walter's face could not be a pleasant one if it matched the pitying contempt of his tone. "You're more of a baby now than you used to be U-fore you could talk," be went on slowly, after another little pause. "You're worse than a baby, lor a baby can't be wicked. I can put up with your talk aoout me, for it's nothing but froth. I have a good place and I get good wages, and am going to hi a partner after a while, and father and mother would rather have me here with them than away off some where, so I'm going to stay, whether you like it or not. I know I'm not much of a genius, but I've helped fath er to pay for the little home, I'm help ing to keep things comfortable now that we've got the home, and I believe I could not do much better than that if I started out to 'conquer the world.' It's you that I'm bothering about just now, and my advice to you is, turn set ESTABLISHED 1827. over a new leaf, and be quick about It !" "That's exactly what I wish to do !' Sarah cried hi eager triumph. "Isn't that just what I've been telling you over and over, stupid ? I want to get out of thisdisiual little rut; I want to get free from this dreary tread-mill of house-work and and all that sort of thing. I want to live as other girls live that are no better than I am. I'm sick and tired of being jm mr, that's it ! Why, I can't have one single thing I I want, not one ! It Isn't worth while to live at all if I have to oh ! what's that? Look, Walter, look !" Walter had not waited for her to finish her startled outcry; at the first word of it he had dashed away tow ards the house, leaving her standing in the garden path, weak and tremb ling with excitement and fear. The house was on fire. The glare of flames shining through the kitchen window was the terrible thing they had both seen, and now Sarah waited an instant in dreadful fascination to hear the crackling of the blaze and the breaking of the window-glass and to see the black smoke pour ouL The house was on fire and they would 1m? homeless ; that was the desolate thought that overwhelmed her in those first few seconds, depriving her of all power to move or even to cry out- Homeless ! And they had such a pret ty home, and they were all so happy there together ! The sound of the kitchen door slam med to roused her from that momen ta- ry trance of helplessness and gave her something else to think abjuL Walter had rushed iu where the li r.i wit ; he had put his life iu peril ! With a loud cry she darted up the garden path to the kitchen door. She caught a glimpse through the window as she ran pant it, and what she saw made her giddy with terror. The whole place was filled with flame and smoke, and in the midst of it Walter was dimly visible, dashiug madly alsnit as he battled fiercely with the tntmy. "Walter ! Walter ! Come out ! Open the door !" Siie was tearing frantically at th e latch, tut could not get the door open. Oh, it was terrible to lie so helpless when he was perishing before her very eyes ! And what would she do with out him? There never was a brother like Walter ! "Irou't come in here! he cried, still stamping and tearing almuL "I can manage this. You go iu the side door and call the others. They've all gone up to bed. There isn't much danger, but they ought to get out Hurry, Sarah, and then give an alarm !'' With a dry sob in her throat, Sarah ran away to the side door. She could help Walter more by calling their fath er to pull him out of that furnace than by going into it herself. It seemed early for going to bed, but they kept early hours in that house. Father, mother and Miss Brintou must all be sleeping very soundly, or they would surely have been aroused by all the noise that Walter was making. The side-door was unfastened and she went in and shut it after her ; she vaguely remembering hearing that no doors or windows must lie opened in case of lire because of the draught. She gascd and staggered agaiiist the wall as she entered, the smoke was so dense and stilling. The inner door of thc kitchen had been open at first and the smoke had poured all through the house; and every window down stairs had Uen tightly closed when the three older jseople went to bed, so there was no escape for it. "Father! father! father!" Sarah screamed the word again and again when she could get breath enough to scream, but there was no answer, and no sound of movement iu the rKms aliove. Terrified, strangling, and with tears streaming from her smarting eyes, she groped her way to the stairs and ran swiftly to the upper landing, calling as she ran. She stopjied calling before she bad reached the head of the stairs because she had no more voice to call with; she was fairly stilled by the smoke. She had not ex pected that; they all slept with bed mum windows wide open, aud she had not thought of the smoke's collecting in the upper story. She remembered now that every up-stairs window had been clscd just before supjier because of a threatened thunderstorm, and evi dently they had not been ojiened since. That was strange, and it brought a new terror to the distracted girl. "They'll all be smothered iu their b'ds liefore I can get iu and open the windows!" she whispered to herself. "And Walter said there wasn't much danger! Father!" She tried again to call, but the word was ouly a choking gap. She tried to find the door of her father's lied room, but she was suffocating aud could no longer stand. "I must crawl with my face close to the floor," she thought; "there's fresh air there." Hut she was so bewildered now that , she could not tell what direction tt : take; she seemed to be iu the middle of some horrible space, and when sli8 fouud the wall at last it was only tl wall, and no door at all. And all thu' Urn; the precious minutes were slip ping away. "I can't do one thing to help any boJy!"she whispered hopelessly. "I'ts hurry down stairs again and crT some of the neighbors. Oh, why ca"0 they see that they are needed come! But now despair as well as fear of hold of her. She was hoelessl y,jia. in the overpowering smoke, and Jm re- not find the head of the stairs; n At Al- was so weak and faint that sh-ied and grope no farther in any dInChi- With a stifled moan she fell a'- xine helpless. She could still thii fve been although she could no ltitn9 n4ve She wished she could not,linir wit, dreadful to lie there helplesrts of New that to-morrow she might the wide world, with no Imported from ter her; an orphan, anVher cities and had such loving parewutr- A Kreat erless, and no girP,. a,!n killed. like Walter. And H!? l Xew York . , . , Ml Their carcasses or dead, and she courl om the M And what was it L pUces. Forty. -miss lirinion, oniy 1. company in was it Miss linn ton AUGUST 12. 1890. And Walter, too; he had been vexed with her out there iu the gardeu, aud had tried to set her right And now neither of them could ever heir her say how sorry she was. Then the thought came to her that she was to lie spared the worst of all this terrible trouble, for she would die with all the rest of them. That would lie lietter. It was a pleasant world, and she would be glad to go on living in it if she might live just as xhe had been liv ing, with father and mother and brother and dear old home; but what a desolate, world it would lie without them! "Hello, up there."' That was Wal ter's voke calling her back to life and dim consciousness. Why, she thought Walter was dead in that blazing fur nace of a kitchen! "Are you there, Sally?" the hearty voice called again. "Come on down. Fire's all out, and no damage done that ten dollars won't cover, but there must lie no more matches put where the mice Ml get at 'em! Why don't you speak?" The last words quavered with anxie ty and she heard him bounding up the stairs, and bursting doors ojien aud slamming window sashes up. There was a reviving rush of fresh, pure air through the darkness, and she was able U) stir and call feebly. "Here I am, Walter, but get father and mother and Miss lirintoa out quick! Oh, I'm afraid they must be lead already! I was trying to get at them when I felL" "Dead? Not a bit of it! Here they jtll are as fresh as daisies." And truly, there they all were, land ing over her with anxious faces in the lamp light that had suddenly appear ed; father, mother, brother, friend. The three elders had gone visiting while the brother and sister were out iu the gardeu, and had been spending the evening with neighbor Brown, all unconscious of the danger their home was in; that was the explanation of it Aud their care in shutting every door and window before they went away til led the house with the smoke of the kitchen conflagration, and had almost killed poor Sarah. "I'm so glad that Walter got to me in time!" Sarah said contentedly, when she had been carefully put to bed and left temporarily in the care of Miss Hrinton. "I didn't care very much before he came, but I'm glad now. I believe I could not find one thing to wish for now!" She caught a quizzical gleam behind the spectacles, and smiled in answer to it. "Yes, I know what you mean, but that was before anythiug had happened. The rest of you think nothing happened but a little trumpery fire in the kitch en that filled the house full of smoke, but 1 can tell you that a great deal has happened besides that, this evening, Miss Brintou, a very great deal!" A Pampered Relic One morning a horse that had its mane and tail done up in curl papers aud was eating oats out of a gilded manger iu a padded stall, turned around and whinnied disdainfully at a bicycle that was leaning against the wall feeling too pneumatic tired for expression. "You are a mere drudge," said the horse. "You are made to scorch along dusty roads, you are never fed on any thing more substantial thau wind and nolxxly loves you as I am loved. See, I am fed on fresh oat, hay and condi tion powders, while you never even have your bearings oiled until you squeak, and besides you have wheels." With that he gave a horse-laugh and went on with his feeding. But the patience of the bicycle was punctured aud he procreded to make some scorching remarks. "You panijicred relic of barbarism," he replied, "you think because you are fed aud cared for that you are of some importance. I take my master to and from business. I give him exercise aud cost him nothing for my keep and I never rim away. 1 am a faitlmii ser vant, while you are merely a curiosity kept to amuse the children. Your use fulness ceased a century ago." At this point the horse gave the hi- cyc.va Kick mat punctured both lis tires aud pied its spokes and sprckets. Mora Some people argue like horses.-Truth. The Kind of a Flock He Had. It Is related that in a small town not far ydistant, the preacher in theonly cliireh the place possessed was very prly salaicd, and to make matters vbrse, he couldn't get the miserable s jpend promised him. jMle became very weary of trying, rith his family, to exist upon thin air and faith, and on a recent Sabbath, at the close of his discourse, announced his intention of quitting the ministry and trying something that would afford i him a living. "And at the last day," said he, "the Lord will say to St Peter, 'Where is your flock?" and St. IVter will answer, 'Here, Lord,' and so all theshepherds will answer; but when He asks me, 'Where are yoursheep ?' how will I feel when I am CDmiwlled to reply, 'I.ord (Vi haveu't any ; mine were all hogs.' " ailv. " trinsii a Matter of Curiosty. isHUes li. nouuee inu jj tue prudeut man, "you tyLVa,U.,s P my will to the best of The ChiiM; J wertttreat0I,lrlied the lawyer, "I've decisions may be re carefully as I knew bistoryof the Kcpub ce'ved severer oxmdeinr signed and wit- oervy than did its prcxy pretne court in the saiti regular." administration orPresid njore thing. j -It invites anarchy b, ... i -President Cleveland for f.i h 1 ample of Jackson in enf laws by the armed power when riot reigned in Chici who. ,u vour "With these declaration get the mon- and policy and with th over." Detroit hind them, I have no "Much as I love Dei its history, I can ntUnexpected emer have stolen itabauncJ chnJren n the on its principles. r's Extract of Wild "Opposition to t iifailing cure. It is fidelity to Democrai liberty, to progress summer complaint preserving in A me eralc Saved By a Song. When the boundary line between Ten nessee and Georgia was established it passed half a mile south of the spring Tuck-a-lee-chee-chee, among the foot hills of thc Tuakas, and, as it crossed one of the principal Indian trails, it became a place of much importance. There had already grown up a strong rivalry If t ween the Tennessee tribes, headed by Chief ltos and the ieorgia tribes, headed by Major Ridge, both half-breeds and men of extraordinary ability as leaders. The establishment of a new boundary line fixed the limits of their resjective territories, and to try aud harmonize as far as possible the contending factious the govern ment established a trading post there. John Howard Payne aptfared Umui the scene and was accuses 1 of inciting the Indians to insubordination. He was placed under arrest as an incendia ry and carried to the council bouse. The name of the place was changed from the euphonious appellation of Tuck-a-lee-chee-chee to the one more easily pronounced of Bed City, because of the color of the soil in that vicinity. While Payne was held there one of the first bands arrived, and among the Indians was the Chi f Oo-chee or 1 tat tling Gourd, a broken-hearted man. He was moody and abstracted, and re fused all invitations to the council house, and would partake of no festive enjoyments whatever, but sjf nt moi-t of his time at the grave of his wife and child further up the valley. At last one morning he was missing front his ac customed place by the camp-fire and an alarm was immediately raised that Battling (iourd had escaped. The liatrol scattered in every direction in search of him, and some of them lie thought them of his fondness for the sjsit where his loved ones slept, and went in search of him there. They fouud bim. Weltering in his own blood, his body lay between, the little mounds that covered his squaw and pajHKse. In some way he had secreted a bay onet when the Indians were being dis armed, and, brooding over his removal, he became desperate, ami seeking that lone spot, he chanted his death song, fell ujHtn the point of the bayonet, which pierced his heart, and died on the sMt where he had often expressed a desire to lie laid for his lat long sleep. The affair caused great excitement and indignation. The malcontents took advantage of the distressing occur rence to stir up strife, and fears were entertained of a mutiny. A grave was dug on the sKt where he lay, and the chief was buried by the soldiers, one of the Moravian missionaries officiating. Afler the servievs Were over John Howard Payne, who had Ix-en a silent witness of the pathetic scene, began singing softly to himself the song which has since lieen echoed through every land on the earth. General Bishop, who had kept a close scrutiny on his actions, heard the song and called Payne to bim. "Young man," said the stern old Indian fighter, where did you learn that song. "I wrote that song myself," replied Payne. "And where did you get the tune?" "I composed that also." "Would you let me have a copy of it?" "Certainly I will. "Well, a man who can sing and write like that Ls no incendiary. Ap pearances may be against you, but I am going to set you free. I shall write out your discharge immediately, and a pass to you anywhere you choose through the nation." Payne had lieen housed at the home of a family living nearby, and on his return there he exhibited his pass and related the circumstances. This wus the first time that "Home, Sweet Home" had ever been sung in public. Atlanta Constitution. How Little Things Count Up. The boy w ho laughs at his parents for advising him to save his pennies and the youthful clerk who charges his employers with being niggardly l-e-causc they spend sleepless nights de viling method of economizing, might learn a lesson iu the possibilities of ac cumulation of small things from one of the big life insurance companies that has an agency in Pittsburg. A policy holder went the other day to pay bis premium. When the cash ier handed out the receipt the policy bolder discovered his name was not written on the slip of paper. At first he thought the omission was acciden tal, but a further examination of the receipt showed there was no blank for a name to be filled in. "Is this receipt all right?" he asked the cashier. "Yes, wha. seems to be wrong with it ?" "My name does not appear on the receipt," said the young man. "That's so ; we have made a change In our system since you were here last," answered the cashier. "But what is the purpose of it? And is this style of receipt just as binding as one on which my name ap pears?" The receipt is all right. The com pany keeps the record of it by the poli cy uumlier. The reason that the change was made is that the company saves considerable money by omitting the name, and insurance companies must practice every economy possible these days." "Can't be much economy in omit ting a name from a receipt," protested the customer. "No, not omitting the name from a single receipt, but when it is left off a few hundred thousand in the course of a year it amounts to considerable. Our company has dispensed with the ser vices of one clerk since it changed the style of its receipts. Writing in the names on the receipts was equal to the work of one man. Omitting the name does not vitiate the document, and the stockholders and policy holders iu our company get the benefit of the econo my." Phew r ejaculated the young man. He was one who had been prone to de clare it was foolish to economize in lit tle things. WHOLE NO. 2350. Cruzen's Claim Was Saved. Somehow we got talking aliout the St. Louis storm. Bsithby had been a locomotive engineer and used to run into St. Iuis over the Vandal ia Line. He remarked on the queer conduct of storms of that kind, and said a cyclont, or tornado would do anything, from holding an auction to establishing new religion. He said be once hail a friend who went West to file a claim and get s tar lis 1 to run for Congress. This friend, one Cruzcn, stopjfd in a valley of the Wasatch range iu Utah and went to prosjsi-cting. He did good deal of locating, and fouud what he took to lie a good thing. Indura tions were very promising. He started to "do his work," which means the jf rformam-e of the amount of work siecitied for locators by the govern ment. The land otlice laws aie to the eli'ect that a man must do $100 worth of work on bis claim within a year, else be forfeits the claim, and the first man who files anotiier location notice gets the prope rty. Sometimes when a prosjiector has a fine piece of property promising richness, other jfople will come up and locate near, so as to be bandy tojump into the good thing if the year passes without the first claim ant building a bouse or making some other improvement Cruzcn knew his claim was first-class but be fiMiIishly went to chasing after strange gods, thinking be would get something better. The months passed and somebody else prowling around in the neigh borhood of that original Cru zcn claim found inueh mineral, and a camp sprung up. Things were lsam ing and the Cruzen claim was in the uiidt of the rush without a spadeful of work being done on it. Others were anxiously watching that claim ready to re-locate it as soou as the ."Jiioth day should pas, aud the real owner was far away ami knew nothing of the fortune iu his grasp. But alsut four days before the end of the year in some way he learned of the situatiou and started over the mountains pell melL He was running a race against time for a fortune, and time seemed to have all the best of it Various delays held him tack, and it was on the afternoon of the last day of grace that he came down from the mountains aud into the valley, and some hours later he was on his claim. He had two hours iu which to do 100 worth of work to save the claim. What could he do? Certainly be could not build a house in that time. Then bethought of a well. That was it. He would dig a ten-foot well, and that wtsild let him out But he bad no tools. He must borrow. He went to the man on the next location and asked for a spade. This fellow was out of those who had been waiting to adopt the Cruzen claim, and disap pointed at Cruzen's arrival, he refused to lend r sell any tools. The man went to the next claim, with like re sult. Nolsxly would sell or lend bim anything. He returned to bis claim iu despera tion. He realized that it must be very rich. There would be no chance to re locate it, though, and it must be lost He wearily sat d.wu beside a huge boulder that jutted out of the ground, feeling that his last hop was gone. It had been a hot day and be had travel ed fa-.t to get there. He was oppressed by the heat and thought be was going to faint from over-exertion. Suddenly there was a crash of thunder aud be looked up to see the heavens lined with green, horrible clouds. In an in stant the wind r.fse to furious might and the clouds spat fire as they rolled and churned aliout. The trees lwed thcm-scl ves and dead pines shot through the air. Then out of the awfulnessof a black distance came a writhing, aiiaky thing that hung from heaven and earthward traveled with the fury of the devil. Cruzen had never seen anything like it He clung to the shelter of his jutting pick. He saw shanties leveled and" great pines cut like a barber shaving otf a stubble beard. An instant more and the twisting tongue of vapor was in bis territory. Up to this time it had not stopped, but just as if crossed the liue of hisclaim it balled and for a mom -nt stood still, writhing aud turning atone loint to the accompaniment of persis tent thunder sound. Then, as though changing its mind, if it had one, it rushed acro-s the corner, and, taking tip the shanty of the man who had first refused to lend him tools, it lammed that man right well. Then it was gone. Cruzeu hastened over the spot where the twisting column had stopped. Then with a cry of surprise be looked at bis watch. Yes, there were still live minutes to bis credit and there, yawning If fore him, drilled by that writhing, turning pillar of intensified force, was a lieautiful round and evenly dug well, the finest ever known in that country. And the Cruzen claim was saved. Chicago Heeord. Legend of the Magpie. One day as a Magpie had taken a seat on the limb of a tree near the highway, two travelers came along and baited under the tree to rest. They soon observed the bird, and, never having seen one of its species before, one of them called out: "Behold the eagle ! What a noble bird !" How beautiful ! How grand V added the other. Filled with conceit, the Magpie be gan to chatter her satisfaction at these words, but she had scarcely opened her mouth, wheu one of the travelers ex claimed: "What fools we are ! I know from what I have read that this bird is only a common Magpie !" "Aud let her begoue !" added his fricud, as he picked up a stone and sent it whizzing at her head. Moral. A crow which had heard and seen it all without being noticed him self, now scratched his ear and mur mured: "If some folks would only keep their mouths shut what credit they might get for what they dou't know." New York World. Love seldom attains the tincerty of hate. Letters That Here Went. "See here, Iolanthe," said Mr. Ho- and-So, and he a rone suddenly from the conjugal breakfast table, "do you e what the postman has brought me?" "It looks like a letter, my dear," re turned his wife, as she sweetened her second cup of coffee. "It Ls a bill, Mrs. So-and-So. A bill which," with majestic calmness, "I have already paid." "Then you can simp!y show them a receipt and that wilt settle " "Humph! That merely goes to prove what thieves those people are. They sent me uo receipt aud" "Are you quite sure that you sent them the money, dear? Sometimes you " "Of course I sent the money. Am I a person to neglect my business atfaiis? No, I rvmenilfr distinctly tliat I wrote the check and " "Then perhaps it was lost in the mails. I once wrte to New York for some samples. You yourself mailel the letter, and I never beard Where are you going now?" "I am going, my dear, to telephone to that company. I shall tell them to stop delivering ice, and I shall also in form them that it is la-cause I decline to deal with a band of organized rob iers and" The rest was lout iu the banging of the door. After a brief but animated conversa tion Mr. So-and-So returned to the dining room. "Well, ia il all right dear?" asked his wife. "It was all wrong, that's what it was. Look here, Iolanthe, I want you to get out my old business suit, put on a few laittons and set a stitch here ami there. I want to wear it bvday." "But you said last month that it was not fit to wear again." "That was before I knew that you had ordered ice from pirates. Now that I find I shall be compelled to pay all my household bills twice I shall wear the old clothes and put away the new ones for a rainy day." "But why wear uew clothes on a rainy day, dear? When you " "I do not expect you to understand the principles of economy, Mrs. So-and-so. Be kind enough, however to do what I ak, if you can remember it long enough. It will be a great thing when you to learn to remember things as I do." Five minutes later Mrs. So-and-S lairst into the room with a white ob ject in her hand. "Just look what I have found in the poc kct of your old coat A letter, sealed, stamped aud addressed to the ice company. You evidently wrote it and forgot to mail it." "Iolanthe S-and So," replied her husband, pale but calm; "I shall over lok it tills time, but if ever know you to go through my pockets again I shall apply for a divorce!" SdooLj And Thread. Spools are made chiefly of bfrch wood. First, the wood is sawed into stick-i f ur or live fet in length, and from seven-eighths of an inch to three inches square, according to the size of the spool desired. The sticks are sawed into short blocks, a hole is bored through each block and they are then thorougly dried in a hot air kiln. The spool machine is automatic, but it can not "feed" itself. The feeding Ls usually done by a ly; he simply places the blocks in a spout, being careful to take out such as are knotty or in any way defective. One whirl of the little block against sharp knives, shaped by a pattern, makes the spooL The simioIs polish themselves by be ing rapidly revolved iu a drum. They are made into thousauds of shapes and sizes, and are produced at the rate of one icr second. One factory makes one hundred thousand gross a day. Briefly stated, the whole explanation of how thread is numbered is as fol lows: When s40 yards of thread weigh 7,su grains, a pound of cotton, the thread manufacturer marks it No. 1. If 1,s0 yards weigh a pound it is marked No. . For number oO thread it would take 50 multiplied by 4- to weigh a pound. There are ,W kinds. of thread, and each kind goes through hundreds of different pnxvsses be fore it is ready for use. UapDleon's Last Official Act. Next day Napoleon performed his last official act, which was one of great courage, both physical and moral. The national guard in Paris hail been recog nized, but its officers had never been thoroughly loyal to the Empire, many of them being royalists, and some radi cal republicans. Their disaneetiot had been heightened by recent events, but they were nevertheless summoneI to tha Tailleries; the risk was doubled by the fact that they came armed. Drawn up iu the great chamber known as that of the marshals, they stood expectaut, the great doors were thrown open, aud there entered the Empepr, accomianied only by his consort and their child in the arms of his governess, Mme. de Montesquieu. Napoleon announced simply that be was about to put himselt at the bead of his army, hoping, by the aid of Gol and the valor of his troop, to drive the enemy b?yond the frontiers. There was silence. Then, taking in one band that of the Empress and leading forward his child by the otlvr, he con tinued: "I intrust the Empress and the King of Borne to thee-.mrage of the national guard." Still silence. After a moimut with suppressed emotion, he concluded "My wife and my sou." No generous-hearted Frenchman could withstand such an appeal; break ing ranks by a sponttneous impulse, the orfk-ers started forward in a nuc. and shook the very walls with their cry, "Long live the Emperor V Many shed tears as they withdrew iu respect ful silence, and that night, on the eve of his departure, the Emperor receivetl a numerously signed address from the very men whotse loyalty be had hither to had jtist reasou to suspect. "Life c' Napoleon," by Professor Sloaue, in th August Century. No Difference. She "It seems rather hard, dear, that you can't afford to take me on a wedding trip." "But, darling, you will never know the difference. In the little flat I have eugaged it will be just like living in a Pullman car." Life. Ha Explains. Prisoner (in New Jersey) "I'm n burglar, your Honor. I have no bur glar's tools " Justice "But you were found after night with a mask on." Prisoner "Mosquito, your Honor. I'm a stranger her and I had to do something." New York World. i i V-- se