The Somerset herald. (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, July 22, 1896, Image 4

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She Saw Her Little Girl
That Will Touch the Heart 01
Every Mother.
Some Instances, too, of
Neuralgia It is a
jym the Journal, Detroit, Mich.
A T7 prateful mot her in Mrs. A. L. ITart
noss, of ?). Jranily Av.nuc, Ivtrvit, f th
wonderful cure which ber dauphttr has re
ceived by the use of Ir. Williams' Pink
FilK Said Mrs. Hanaess: " Yes, .ny daugh
ter's life has been saved ly nxing Pink Pills,
thanks to a kind friend who recommended
them to me.
" Blanche was Kirk for over three yearn.
She had the care of the best physicians pro
curable, and no exnent "r trouble was
spared to Rive her ivlief. She was so thin
that the was feiriv skin and bones, her dign
tmn was out of onb-r and she had the most
awful headaches. We pave up all hope of
her recovery. Her Jon:;, thin, listless face
made me nearly crazy, and we did evTythiiiir
in our power to five her strength and induce
her to take an interest in anything.
"One d.iv a friend told me about Pink
Pills, and Mr. Hartnesg w.-ut down town and
pot three Iwxes. She had taken atut one
box, when to mv amazement, one moraine I
heard her playing on the piano. I could
hardly believe it, for it had been over a year
since the piano had leen opened.
"Soon she liecan to take short rides on her
bicycle, and soon she went sinirine around the
boiise, our own happy, hearty, little daughter
once more.
She thinks nothine of a spin on her wheel
over to Mu Clemens or I'ontiac, aud is as well
as she ever was.
"I had a rirl livinjr at onr house who was
a trrmt sufferer from impoverished blood, and
who received instant and permanent relief
from the use of one I Kir of the pills.
"If this information can le of any ose to
help some poor, sick one, it is given with the
greatest of pleasure."
SEXRAIXilA SO U)CER TERROR
IZES WOMEX.
A Story of Twi Waatra.
From the Evening Timet, Buffalo, .V. Y.
Women have no lnnper need to fear that
dread enemy Neuralgia. tHenee has eon-
Suered. and woman is relieved of a (Treat bur
en of pain. Prominent among the many
who stand as living testimonials to the new
remedy and its efficacy in eurimr neuralpia is
Mrs. Pi.iinski. a widow lady who lives with
her father. Christ Steltzer, in a pleasant home
jut beyond Gowanda.
BelieVine her experience would prove of
wide interest amoDg women, a reporter railed
at her house.
Seat-i in the cosy little parlor, furnished in
true country style, Mrs. Polinski told the re
porter her story.
I am nM a sick woman as yon can readily
aee," she said, and I never have leen. I do
not like newspaper notoriety and have never
had my name in the papers lefore. I would
certainly not say a word this time, but I think
it is my duty to tell women what I have
found.
" I used to be troubled with frequent bead
aches. Tney were not serious I think they
must have been neuralgia but they were
just bad enough to. make it decidedly un
pleasant for me. I was able to work, but in
a sort of a listless fashion.
" I heard of Pink Pills made bv the Dr.
William' Company and was persuaded to try
them. I did so and now all is changed. I
have not had a headache in manv months and
have such faith in the pills that t do not think
I ever will again. They did me a world of
wd and I knov they will do as much for
other women."
OharW S. Phelps, the well-known Go
wnda druggist whose pl4r of business is on
Vain Street, said to tiie reporter that be had
THE OVERLOADED FARM-
Too 11 neb. Ground is as Unprofitable
as too Much Live Stock.
To many acres on a farm is claimed
one-of the curs the farmer has le--ause
he must cultivate morelaiul than
is iKfVA'jiry in order to obtain a crop
that might lie gotten front less land
niton w hich all of the manure can be
a'lvatitueouly spread; but too much
land is no worse an infliction than too
much tock of an inferior kind, yet
Lundrcdsof farmers feed animals that
jrive no profit because they will not
procure good breeds and grade up their
1-tock.
When land is badly infested with
wire worms, cut worms, root boreiv,
etc., pMw the land, then plow again
late in the fall, after frost appears, fol
lowing by another plowingearly in the
spring. Ily so doing the lan will be
kept loo.-e and the insects and other
enemies which remain in the ground
for the next year will lie destroyed to
a large extent
One of the most useful appliances on
a firm nd which costs but very little
oomparAl with the many uses to which
it can le put, is the windmill. It
grinds food, provides water for stock,
andean be used for irrigating small
plots. They are now lieing adopted for
.uriosesof irrigation on many large
farms, two or more windmills being
- tuflicictil to till a large reservoir and
keep a constant supply of waU-r.
The odor of the hog pen is very diss
greeable in summer, and yet it can K
av,:d 'l by cleanliness. The time has
jim.- l wheu liit'uy food is regarded as
suitable f-r fwino, and fanners have
pai I dearly for experience by loss of
f ieir herds from hog cholera, (.'lean
th pig p?n every day during the warm
days of summer and throw dry dirt on
the floor. iry earth is an alis-orbeiit
and its use daily makes it an easy matte;-
to clean the pen.
Strawberries are now throwing ot:t
runners, and the rows should le kept
clean, as recent rains will aid the
woods to crowd out the runners. The
ground should le loose aud soft for the
runners, as they will get a much better
st irt on soft ground and grow rapidly.
If rutmers are set out in August or ear
ly in Scptemlier, it will save perform
ing such work in the spring.
The farmers should not allow the
pastures to be gruzl too closely. It is
p ssih:e to destroy the trass entirely
by keeping it constantly pastured, as
grass tuut have an opportunity to re
new its roots and make growth.
Veid will spring tip on any land j
thutTsnot cultivated. If the land is
not waMed for a crop the weeds will
sc'.d m ba destroyed, and they send out
sx-eil-i bnKidcast and double the work of
the farmer next year.
When farmers take an interest in
od roads and cease objecting to them ;
en account of an increase of taxes, they :
will find that not only will thev save
lalior but the farms along the roads win
improve in apiearanoe aud lecome j
more valuable, as good roads lead to or- j
numeiiUtiou and indues th resi-!
d.-nt- along the lines to make the farms j
omparewith the, mads.
Creamery butter is superior to that
made on the farms liecause the cream
cries are fitted with all the latest appli
ances for producing butter of uniform '
quality. The fanner cannot oomtM-te
with the creamery because be has not
the facilities for so doing. Individuals,
however, who make s specialty of,
choice butter, and who are supplied '
with all thut assists iu the lc&st-ning of i
E ORDEAL
OF A MOTHER
Fading Away-A Story
the Modern Treatment for
Woman's Disease.
a large sale for the Pink Pills. " They are a
popular medicine," be added, ana uo mucn
II It Freeman, of N'o. 97 Mam Street,
Springville, X. Y., the well-known aud popu
lar photographer, was called upon by an
other Timet reporter who leami-d that he haj
likewise heard something about Pink Pills
and their efficacy in curing neuralgia.
" Yes, he said, in answer to questions, my
was iresilv benefited by the use of Ir.
Williams Pink Pills for Pale People. She
does not like newspaper notoriety, ana so i
do not like tosav mucn on me sunjeci.
WW wu her ailment. Mr. Freeman T"
" Widl. nartlv neuralgia, but that will do. I
will not euter into details, and what I have
said must suffice- Just put in your paper for
me that she was greatly benefited; cured by
the pill when doctors tailed and let it go at
that. The remedy was recommended to her
bv Mrs. Dean Jones, ot tins place w ho, i n
.lMnnd was also iTea.1v lienefited. I will
Im pleased to tell anybody who calls all about
the pills." .
At Prior's drug store, Springville. it was
-1 -i .i i? r ik. it-; it rsnir
saia tuai mey sen iumic ui "
Pills than anv other patent medicine.
Ir. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People
r nnt n. nxtent medicine, but are a thor
oughly scientific preparation, the result of
years of careful stuitv on tneparioi an emi-
nent grauuate ot jhuiii .mhiiihi vom-r-,
M.mtreal. and of Kdinhurg I'lliversity, S-"t-
land. and they were successfully used by him
in liia vervdav nractice for Tears before be
ing offered "for general sale. The merit of
Dr. Williams' Pink I'Hls is attested ny me
hundreds of marvelous cures they have
wrought in all parts of the country, and now
their sale far exceeds that of any other pro
prietary medicine. This is thebest test of th
fact that Dr. Williams' Pink Pills perform all
thcirniakers claim for them, and in seeking
an effective nerve food which would nourish,
without over-stituulatinfr. and would build op
naturally the wasted, flabby and diseased
nerves, and which would at the same time
vivr. a sukuIt of blood at once purer, richer
and redder, "and more capable of carrying
nutriment and oxygen to every nerve and
muscular fibre of the lody, Dr. Williams
struck at tlie root of all disease, and it is em
inently proper, therefore, to give a list of the
disuses lor wnicn iiiigpn-paraiiou wimeuucu,
which we do herewith:
All diseases arising from a poor and watery
condition of the blood, such as pale and sal
low comolexion. general muscular weakness.
1r of appetite, depression of spirits, lack ft
ambition, ana-mia. chlorosis or green sickness,
palpitation of the heart, shortness of breath
cn slight exertion, coldness ot naiKis or wet,
swelling of the feet or lirohs. tain in the lawk,
iDmuiB hilai4i (lirririHsK Iiins of niemorv.
fW-blencss of will, ringing in the ears, eariy
de-ay, all forms of female weakness, leucor-
rh'tsi. tardy or irregular periods, supression
of menses, hvsteria. paralysis bxvmotor
ataxia, rheumatism, sciatica, all diseases de
pending on vitiated tin mors in the Mood,
causin? scrofula, swelled glands, fever sores.
rickets, hip-joint diseases, hunchback, ac
quired deformities, decayed Imnes, ehronio
erysipelas, catarrh, consumption of the bowels
and lumrs, and l-o for invigorating tha
blood and system when broken down by over,
work, worry, disease, excesses and wdiscre
tions of living, recovery from acute diseases.
such as feveri, etc., loss of vital powers, per
matorrho'a. early decay, premature old age.
They act directly on the blood, supplying to
the blood it life-giving qualities by assisting
it to absorb oxygen, tnat great supporter ot
all organic life.
Pink Pills are sold by all dealers or will
be sent post paid on receipt of price (50 cents
a box or six boxes lor yj.irtJ they are never
sold in bulk or by the 1UU) by addressing Dr.
Uiiama' Medicine Co., Schenectady, T.
Ialnir, can usually secure better prices
than is obtained for creamery butter.
There is a difference of at leut 10 in
the value of a well-fed grade steer and
one that is a scrub. The first may give
a profit, but the other rarely does so,
.(ecaiise it cannot le possibly gotten to
that condition for market in which it
will be considered "choice." Quality
can only be secured by breeding from
animals jMssc.ing characteristic essen
tial to the production of the article de
sired.
When stock animals have the free
usef-f a pasture it will be greatly to
their advantage to give them salt. It
is a corrective of the injurious effect of
too much young grass, and Ls also a
substance required by them to promote
digestion. A small quantity of salt
once a day will he highly relished.
A lawn is more ornamental to a resi
dence than shrubbery, and is easily
made, but there is nothing more un
sightly near a dwelling house than a
lawn that is not well kept.
Il.t.'v s. lil. mi :it':. l; shu n ifotie mem
U-rofthe ibx-k has a MI, as sheep
killing dogs are suspicious aiid disiike
the iioiseor alarm, lireeuers who have
tried 1-clls retort favorably to their use.
IVt in the turnip crop now, as the
raias have made the condition verv
favorable. A crop of turnips will le
fouud a wry ueful addition to the
winter foods.
Cabbages require good working in
order to produce fiue heads. ThestB'
son has lieeu excellent for cabbage, and
late plants have already !een set out.
The more they are hoed and cultivated
the better they thrive and to allow
grass or weeds to grow among them is
to ie idee the si.e of the heads.
n t
DOCTORS '
OFTEN FAIL
To cure disease because they
attack the disease itself without
thinking; of the cause. Back
ache, lame back, stomach
troubles, dizziness, for instance.
are all every-day symptoms of
kidney troubles can t be cured
except by bringing the kidneys
back to health and vigor.
DOAN'S KIDNEY PILLS
frequently cure diseases of these
delicate organs after all else has
failed. They are the natural
enemy of every form of kidney
disease.
One Pltt-hnrger who has been blee4 by
them fe (.eor F. Chnrt, of the firm cf Chri
S hffcr. asne Butler street. He suffered
from kidney trouble, for ix years. "Theiini
In m trk were xrry severe at times." he
said a U w days bo. "While stooiaug over
my work they would catch me w severclr
sometime that I would imoC drop. The
;im were almnst constant. I never teemed
to rrt rented. Mr urine wss bady affected.
I nrd dotent of sn-cailed renwdifc, mt sot
no reiief unul I saw Ixn's kidney 1111s ad
Tertis -A and rt box at Fleming' drug store
The rt few doses pave me relief, and ins
short time I wss romfletelT cured. The rs
sn.t was simp! wooierful. "sj j enndiUon to
dr i rpectlr healthfuL I am recommend
ing Ins kidnejr Pills lo all my friends."
Don's Kidney Pills CMt
S Csats at mny Drwgstsrs.
Foster-Kilburn Ca.,
CLAY DISAPPOINTED.
HIS DEFEAT FOR THE PRESIDENTIAL
NOMINATION IN 1839.
Th Fart Takes by Thnrlow Weed and
Botsm Ore ley A Plot Admitted Bow
tb SewaAor Kctied th ws of tb
CeaveattloBi's Actios.
The Whig convention of 1839 was
held in a new Lutheran church in Har
risbnrg, and it is a safe assumption that
never before or since has a house of God
been made the scene of so much and so
adroit political maneuvering as went
on there for the purpose of preventing
the nomination of Henry Clay for the
presidency. The chief manipulator was
Thurlow Weed, who appeared there aa
the friend of Governor Seward, and the
future member of the powerful firm of
Seward, Weed & Greeley. This firm
was .indeed the outcome of the ensu
ing campaign. Greeley was at the con
vention, little dreaming that the cam
paign which was to follow would give
him the opportunity for developing the
qualities which were to make hiia the
first editor of his time and lead to the
foundation of a great newspajxr to be
forever linked iudissolubly with his
name, Weed went into convent ion with
the determination of defeating Clay, lie
says in his autobiography that he
had had the New York delegation in
structed for Scott to keep it from Clay,
his real candidate being Harrison.
He entered into au agreement with
friends of Wefster, ou the way to Ifar
risburg from New York city, to act to
geter for Clay's defeat. "Webster was iu
Europe at the time and bad sent word
to his friends declining to lie a candi
date, primarily because of Weed's re
fusal to support him. After detailing
these facts Mr. Weed goes on to say that,
on reaching Harrisburg, "wo found a
decided plurality in favorof Mr. Clay,"
but that, "in the opinion of the tlele
pates from Pennsylvania and New York,
Mr. Clay could not carry either of those
states, and without them he could not
be elected."
Weed admits a bargain in favor of
Harrison with the friouds Loth of Web
ster aud of tJ.ott, and pays the "fiual
vote was intentionally delayed by the
friends of the stronger candidate (Har
rison) for 24 hours" in order to plaeato
the angry friends of Clay, "whose disr
appointment and vesatiou fouud excited
expression."
Greeley makes frauk admission iu
his "Recollections of a Busy Life" as to
the plot by saying that the parties to
it. chiefly Weed, "judged that he (Clay)
could not be chtscu, if nominated.
while another cou'd bo, and acted ac
cordingly," adding, 'lf politics do not
meditate the achievement of beneficent
ends through the choice and uso of the
safest and most effective means, I whol
ly misapprehend them."
This somewhat Jesuitical view did
not strike Clay and his friends as an
adequate justification of the methods by
which au admitted majority of the con
veution had been prevented from ex
pressing its wilL John Tyler of v ir
giuia. one of Clay's moot ardent friends
iu the convention, was so overcome with
grief ut Harrison's nomination that he
shed tears, and after several unavailing
efforts to get some one else to take the
nomination for vice president Tyler
was named for it, his tears having con
vinced the convention that the placing
of so devoted a friend t-f Clay on the
ticket would go far to heal the wounds
that the methods of the convention had
caused.
Clay's rage at tho outcome was un
bounded. He had been assuming iu the
senate a lofty indifference to tlie presi
dency, his famous saying, "I would
rather be right than be president, "hav
ing been made public only a short time
before the convent iou met. There was
nobody ia the senate at that time of suf
ficiently nimble wit to think of the bit
ing retort which Speaker Heed many
years later niad to a congressman who
for the thousandth time was strutting
about in Clay's cant off garmeuts:
"Don t give yourself the slightest un
easiness. You'll never be either. " But
Clav had given himself great uneaai'
uess, for he was most desirous of the
nomination, ne had been a candidate
eight years earlier, when be had no
chance of election, and he believed firm
ly now that if nominated he could be
elected.
When the news from Harrisburg
reached him in Washington, he lost all
control of himself. "He had been drink
ing heavily iu the excitement of expec
tation, " says Henry A. Wise, who was
with him. "He rose from hu chair.
and, walking backward and forward
rapidly, lifting his feet like a horse
stringhalted in both legs, stamped his
boots upou the floor, exclaiming: My
friends are not worth the powder aud
shot it would take to kill them. It is a
diabolical iutrigue. I know now, which
has betrayed me. I am the most unfor
tunate man iu the history of parties
always run by my friends when sure to
be defeated, and now betrayed for a
nomination when I or any one would be
pure of au election. " "Humor aud
Pathos of Presidential Conventions, " by
Joseph It. Bishop, in Century.
LITTLE CUT AMBER NOW.
A Pip Mouthpiece Thrw Inches Long
Worth From SIS to mis.
"la that real amber?" at-ked the man
as he held up a pipe before the dealer.
The pipe was a handsome brier wood oue.
and it had a clear amber mouthpiece
nearly three inches long. The price mark
was f3.50.
"Yes, it's real amber," said the deal
er. "That is, it's as real as any amber
you can get nowadays in a pipe. It is
not cut from a piece of amber, but ia
made by a melting process. Ninety per
cent of that mouthpiece is amber. The
other 10 percent is a composition used
to harden it and make it stick together.
Some years ago amber was plenty, and
a pipe like that would have a mouth
piece cf auiber cut from a block and nev
er melted. Bat tho umber mines have
practical? given out, and yon can't get
any lucre big pieces. A piece of cut am
ber as Ioum as that ou the pipe you have
there would bo worth from fl2tofI5,
aud it wouldn't be a Lit better than the
manufactured amber. It wouldn't be so
dnraMti and would not feel any better
between the teeth."
"I was in England a year ago," said
a man who had listened to the conver
sation, "aud one of the largest pip
manufacturers there said that there bad
not been a piece of amber as long as
three inches in the market for five
years. "
"That's so," said the pipe seller.
" You may get a pipe with a genuine cut
amber mouthpiece in some stores in
New Yoik, but if you look up its record
you will find it was made eight or ten
years ago and has been in stock. This
couipoiitiun is used today in expensive
meerschaums as well as iu brier woods. "
New York Sun.
IMae Larki la Bawawsta.
PbysiciRus aver that there are disease
aud death fu storing woodeu blocks from
old pavements in cellars for fuel. Sev
eral cates of typhoid aud diphtheria have
been traced to this cause. It is well to
remember a single decaying cabbage or
a bushel of turnips iu the basement has
poisoned the air of the entire bouse.
Damp cellars aloue are sources of dis
ease. Millions cf fungi grow in a night
upon damp walls, ripen, and pass off in
the air aud often are the direct source
of fatal epidemics. Fire that will dry
the walls of the house is the very best of
disinfectants. Chicago Inter Ocean,
All There.
Mr. J. (Ideal ) My love, did yon
have a finger in this pie?
Mrs. J. (Practical ) Why, no. In
deed. Noue cf my fingers is missing. "
Detroit Free Press.
The orchids are true parasites, grow
ing on other plants aud drawing their
substance from them and from the air.
TRYING A CURIOUS PLAN.
Teccklaf Madera Setose la tb Oldest f
Oriental Vmngmga.
The Punjab province of India has
been for some years the scene of an in
teresting academical experiment, that
of communicating western science, phi
losophy and literature to the peopl
through their mother tongue, and to tha
educated through their learned lan'
guages, and not in an English dress, as
elsewhere.
Sixty-three years ao Macaulay and
Duff destroyed the very different perm
tious system of bribing native students
of Sanskrit, Persian and Arabic to read
their own sacred books. Gradually the
learned classes came to be left out of
our state system of public instruction.
with evil results. Sir Donald McLeod
accordingly devised . and Sir Charles
Altchison carried out the plan of at
once attracting these, in the Punjab at
least; by oriental titles and degrees,
and of examining all students for the
ordinary university degrees through the
medium of their own vernacular. The
Punjab university and its oriental col
lege were founded at Lahore for these
two ends.
The latest report of the Edinburgh
graduate, Mr. J. Sinie, M. A., who is
director of the department, is not very
favorable to the success of the double
experiment, now some 18 years olL Ho
declares that "theprospecUof advanced
education through the medium of tho
vernacular are uot Improving" at least
aud Sir Dennis Fitzratrick, the lieuten
aut governor, has ordered a special re
port ou the subject. Iu tho Oriental
college last year only 6 students wero
readiug for the titlo of ghastri, or hou
ors iu Sanskrit; 14 for Yisharada, or
high proficiency in the same ; 1 1 for
Manlavi t aziL or boners iu Arabic; 7
for Manlavi Alim, or high proficiency
7 for Muushi FaziL or honors in Per
sian; 7 for Muushi Alim, aud 7 for the
Gurmukhi title in the Sikh vernacular.
Of the 117 candidates in the local uni
versify in Sanskrit a third piisscd. Of
33 in Arabic two-thirds pas.sd, and so
iu Persian aud GurmukhL The only en
couragiug fart is that every year tho
number of the Pundit class who tako
houors and degrees in Sanskrit is ris
iug. and more than half of them go to
the Punjab examinations from tho cth
er provinces where there are no6uch
tests. Edinburgh Scotsman.
LEGAL PLEA FOR HER KAND.
AM Arffamant of Counsel loTolvlna; Per
Bonal Interests.
The judge's daughter was perturbed,
"Papa, " she said, knitting her pret
ty brow, "I am in doubt as to whet lie
I have kept to tho proper form of pro
cedure. In law oue can err in so many
little technicalities that I am ever fear
fuL Now. last evening George."
The judge looked at he r so sharply
over his glasses that alio involuntarily
paused.
"I thought you had sent him about
his business," he said.
V I did haud down an adverse t'eci
siou," she answered, "and he declared
that ho would appeaL However, I con
vineed him that I was the court t.f last
resort iu a case like that and that no
appeal would lie from my decL-i.u."
"Possibly the court was assuming a
little more power than rightfully be
longs to it," said the judge thoughtful
lv, "but let that pass. What aid he do
then?"
"He filed a petition for a rehearing.
'The usual course," said the judge,
"but it is usually nothing but a mere
formality. "
"So I thought," returned tho girl,
"and I was prepared to deny it without
argument, but the facts set forth iu his
petitiou were sufficient to make me hes
itate and wonder whether his case had
really been properly presented at the
first triaL"
" Upon what grounds did he mako the
application?" asked the judge, scowling.
"Well." she replied, blushing a lit
tle, "you see, he proposed by letter, and
his contention was that the casc'was of
that peculiar character that cannot be
properly presented by briefs, but de
mands oral arguments. The fact that
the latter had been omitted, he held,
should be held to be au error, aud the
point was such, a novel oue that I con
m uted to let him argue it Then bis ar
gument was so forceful that I granted
his petition and consented to hear the
whole case again. Do you think"
"I think," said the judge, "that the
court favors the plaintiff. "Chicago
Post
Sh Was aa Abstainer.
A lady, who is a strict prohibition
ist, was one of a private party at Fair-
view last summer. They were taking
supper in the pavilion, and had given
orders, when one of the gentlemen turn
ed to her and said :
"Will you have some piepercut, Mrs.
X.?"
She drew herself up rigidly aud felt
grossly insulted.
"No; I thank you, sir," she said. '
uever drink anything stronger thau lem
onade.
Then the gentleman pointed to the
post, aud, while the rest of the crowd
laughed, she read :
"Pie, per cut, 5 centa" Indianapo
lis SentineL
Corset and Electricity.
A new objection to corsets has been
discovered. In a California high school,
where electrical experiments were being
performed, the professor was so annoyed
by the effects of the steel in the girls
corsets upon his delicate instruments
that a rulo was made forbidding the
wearing of corsets in the electrical de
partment.
Of Coarse.
"Duffies is always talking about his
library. How large is it?"
"Oh, his library is in his head."
"Bound in calf, then, evidently."
New York Sun.
Gatherers of tea leaves in China re-
reive 0 cents a day.
Longer Life Ia tb Country.
The less cf pure air, sunshine and
other "free" goods and its effect on the
physique cf city dwellers ia not ade
quately compensated by hygienic re-
fc mis of town life itself, while the in
creased number and complexity of sen
sations impose a greater strain upon the
nervous system. The nervous degenera
tion which thus accrues may perhaps be
checked in time by further hygienic im
provement of the town aud by a gradual
readjustment between the nervous sys
tem and its changed environment But
meantime grave physical injuries arise
directly from those very economic
changes which have raised the economic
condition of the great mass of the work
ers and have probably reduced the quan
tity cf purely economic poverty. rt ben
wo reflect that tlie physical injuries of
town life, attested by rates of mortality
and impaired muscular activity, fall
most heavily upon the poor, we shall
sec grave reason to doubt whether the
modern conditions of industrial and so
cial life are generally favorable to the
physical vitality of the low paid worker
or the "residuum," that is to say,
whether ho gets any net vital advantage
out of the higher rate of real wages
which ho obtains when ho is working.
The conclusion applied by Mr. Charles
Booth to the whole body of workers
thnt "in one way or another e-ffective
working lifo is ten years longer in the
country than in the town" has an impor
tant significance when we remember
that each decennial census shows a
growing proportion of workers subject
to the conditions of town life. Con
temporary Review.
Jy.
Joy ia the mainspring in the whole
round cf everlasting nature; joy moves
tho wheels of tlie great timepiece of the
Icrld; she it is that loosens flowers
orm their buds, suus from their firma
ments, rolling spheres in distant space
ecu not byhe glass of the astronomer.
Schiller.
BttttttttttttttttrttttttttttttTtttttt
t Hosts of people go to -work in
J the wrong way to
t St. Jacobs Oil
Again the. New Woman.
"Are you doing anything with your
camera now, Madge?"
"Yes, indeed. A bi'rglar got into
our room the other night, and Nan
held him while 1 took his photograph
by flashlight."
Free Pills.
Send your-uddrees to II. E. Bueklen
& Co., Chicago, and get a free sample
box of Dr. King's New Life Pills. A
trial will convince you of their merits.
These pills are easy in action and are
particularly effective in the cure of
Constipation aud Kick 'Headache. For
Malaria and Liver troubles they have
been proved invaluable. Tl.ey are
guaranteed to Ik? perfectly free from
every deleterious f uhttance and to le
purely vegetable. They do not weaken
by their action, but by giving tone to
stomach and bowels greatly invigorate
the system. Regular size '20c. per bos.
ro!d at J. N. Snyder's 'drug store,
Somerset, or at Brallier's tlmg store,
Berlin.
Revised.
Man wants but little here blow,
As some one said luTore,
Hut when he gets it, dou't you know,
He wants a little more. Truth.
AU Free.
Those who have used Dr. King's
New Discovery know its value, and
those who have not, have now tlie op
portunity to try it Free. Call on the
advertised Druggist and get a Trial
Bottle, Free. Send your name and
address to H. K. Bueklen & Co.,
Chicago, and get a sample box of Dr.
King's New Life Pills Free, as well as
a copy of (iuide to Health and House
hold Instructor, Free. All of which is
guaranteed to do you good and cost yoH
untiling at J. N. (Snyder's drug store,
Somerset, or at Bwllier's-drug st re,
Berlin.
Exceptions.
Doctors who ngreet
Always wise parents.
levers w ho never quarrel.
Cieiiius without opjiortunity.
A great character, flawless.
Keuse that attracts as soon as beauty,
The tattling tongue that tells the
truth.
One who passes rightious judgment
on a rival.
Tlie road to success that is not par
ticularly tttep.
Tlie occasion when it is better to be
rich than honest.
A failure where sonic one did nut say
'I told you so."
The time when justice finds no diffi
culty iu adjusting the scales.
A selfish pcrton who gives away the
biggest share of the licst.
Aflidavits as to personal character
may be necessary to allay suspicion or
to attract the simple-minded; but what
has the manufacturer's private charac
ter to do with the efficacy of his so-
called "cure?" Ely's Cream Balm ele
pends solely upon its reputation of
jearsas a t-uetturful cure for catarrh
in all its stages. It is alsolutely free
from mercury or any other drug in
jurious to.the system, lieing applied
directly to the diseased membrane it
affords instantaneous relief and will
effect a perfect cure of catarrh.
..
An occuaional scattering of wood
ashes around the sweet pea vines will
help them, but strong fertilizers should
be avoided now, as they will encourage
the development of vines at the ex
pense of bloom.
For earache, put a couple of drops of
Thomas' Eclectric Oil on a bit of cot
ton aud place it in the ear. The pain
will stop in a few moments. (Simple
enough, bm't it?
The "life tree" of Jamaica ls harder
to kill than any species of woody
growth known. It continues to grow
and thrive for months after being up
rooted and exposed to the sun.
Insist on having just what you call
for when you go to buy Hood's Sar-
saparilla, the One True Blood Purifier
and nerve tonic
The beggars of Paris have a "Direc
tory of Benefactors."
Elephants are killed off iu Africa at
the rate of Go.OOO a year.
Wasps rank nest to the highest
classes of ants in ioiut of insect intelli
gence. A race horse galloping at full sr-ed
clears from twenty to twenty-four feet
at every bound-
SDuriDg 7 mouths out of the 12 the
temperature tif the sea is higher than
than of the air.
It is computed that the distance tra
versed by the earth every year Is of9,-
5(0,7(W miles.
GIRLS IX STORES,
offices, or factories, are peculiarly
liable to female diseases, especially
those who are constantly on their feet.
Often they are unable to perform their
duties, their suffering Ls so intense.
When the first
symptoms present
themselves, such as
backache, pains in
groins, beau
ache, dizziness,
faintnesa,
swelled
feet,
blues,
etc.,
they
should at once
write Mrs,
Pinkbam, at
Lynn, Mass., stating symptoms; she
will tell them exactly what to do, and
in the meantime they will find prompt
relief in Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, which can be obtained
from cny druggist.
"Mi DkarMrs. Iixkham: I am so
grateful to you for what your Com
pound hasdonc forme For fouryears
suffered such pains from ovarian
trouble, which caused dreadful weak
ness of the limbs, tenderness and burn
ing pain in the groins, pain when
standing or walking, and increased
pain during menstruation, headache
and leucorrhiea. I weighed only 92
pounds, and was advised to use your
Vegetable Compound, which I did, I
felt the benefit beforo I had taken all
of one bottle. I continued using It,
and it has entirely cured me. I have
not been troubled with leucorrhoea for
mouths, and now I weigh 115 pounds."
Lilux Habtsox, Flushing, Genesee
Co., Michigan. Box C9.
IT
cure a
ZZYXZ&ti IS!
The Tront at Fault
"You didn't stay long at that hotel
which advertised a fin trout stream in
the vicinity?"
'No, the hotel man explained that it
was a fine trout stream, but he couldn't
help it if the trout hadn't sense enough
to find it ouL" Chicngo Itecord.
Bucklen's Arnica Salve
The Best Salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Kheuin,
Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup
tions, and positively cures Piles,: or no
pay required. It is guaranteed to give
n-rfcct satisfaction or money refunded.
lViee i celiU per box. For sale at
J. N. Snyder's drug store, Somerset,
Pa., or at Brallier's drug store Berlin,
Pa. '
The Sort of Love It Was.
"D you love me?" she asked fond-
"Dearly," replied he.
"Would you die for me?"
"No, my precious one. Mine is an
undying love."
She hud to make the best of this.
Town Topics.
Last summer one of our ehgnradil
elren was sick with a severe bowel
trouble. Our dctor's remedies had
failed, when wc tried ChamU'rlain's
Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Itemedy,
which gave very speedy relief. We
regard it as the test medicine ever put
on the market for bowel complaints.
Mrs. 11 U. Gregory, Frederickstown,
Mo. ( This certainly is (Tie Ust medi
cine ever put on the market for dysen
tery, summer complaint, colic and
cholera infantum in children. It nev
er fails to give jirompt relief when
used in reasonable time and the plain
printed directions are followed. Many
mothers have expressed their sincere
gratitude for the cures it has affected.
Iror snl; by Bcnford's Pharmacy.
The Adroit Photographer.
"What gave Mrs. Crotsgrain the
lovely expression she has iu her last
photograph?"
"The jihotographer told her she had
niore pegative beauty than any woman
he ever taw." Detroit Free Press.
ChamU-rlain's Cough Remedy cures
colds, croup and whooping cough. It
is pleasant, snfe and reliable. For sale
by Beu ford's Pharmacy.
The Financial Question in Abeyance.
Th only persons who are not dis
cussing the financial question at pres
ent are those bli-ful June 1 ridal
couples. They will eliscuss it later.
Rochester ( N. Y. ) Union.
Mrs. Bhodie Noah, of this place, was
taken in the night with cramping
pains and the next day diarrhoea set
in. She took half a bottlo of black
berry cordial but got no relief. She
then sent to me to see if I had any
thing that would help her. I sent her
a bottle of Chamlierlain's Colic, Chol
era and diarrhoea Itemedy and the
first dose relieved her. Auother of our
neighbors had been sick for about a
week and had tried different remedies
for diarrhoea but kept getting worse.
I sent him this same remedy. Only
four doses of it were required to cure
him. He says he owes his recovery to
this wonderful remedy. Mrs. Mary
Sibley, Sidney, Mich. For sale by
Ben ford's Pharmacy.
SUCCESS IN EYE SUHGERY.
Cataract and Crooked Eyes Restored.
Mrs. Mary Morrison, Venicia, Wash
ington Co., had a cataract successfully
removed last month at the age of 70.
Miss Mattie CarjM-nter, Koewn, Al
legheny Co., has suffered for years
with weakness of the muscles of the
eye, causing constant headache and
soreness without ever learning tle
cause. Dr. Sadler recently made an
operation that gave instant relief to
the strain.
Mr. James Sling, packeT for the
Macbeth Glass Co., Charleroi, after
two unsuccessful operations to straight
en his eyes, and au opinion that noth
ing more could be safely done, has ha
them made perfectly straight by Dr.
adlcr, 801 Penn Av., Itttsb urp, Pa.
Wanted Him to Eeep WelL
There was much sickness in the
house, and Essie, in her evening
prayer, commended each invalid by
name to the care of the iK-ity. Then,
after giving some particulars regard
ing individual symptoms, she wound
up with;
"And please, dear (Sod, take good
careef yourself; for if you should get
sick what would beoomc of us?" New
York World.
A Slean Business.
"My dear fellow," wrote lloliert
L'uis Stevenson in his last days to a
young relative engaged iu a hot politi
cal canvass, "polities is a vile and
bungling business. I used to think
meanly of the plumber; but how he
shines in comparison with the politi
cian." Boston Transcript.
Births and Deaths.
A statistician who has leen interest
ing himself in the population of the
earth says that 3,214,000 die annually;
that is, an average of t,40 a day, 40J0
an hour and 07 a minute. The annual
number of births on the other hand is
estimated at 3C,7yi,000, au average of
100.SO0 a day, 4,13X1 an hour, and 70 a
minute, so that the population . is in
creasing at the rate of three to the
minute.
How the Heart Rests.
When one is lying down the heart
makes about 10 strokes less a minute
than when one is upright. That means a
saving of (U0 strokes per hour, or about
5000 heart leats during the eight hours
spent in bed. The heart pumps six
ounces of blood with each beat. It
therefore lifts 30,000 ounces less of blood
in a night of eight hours spent in bed
than when one is in. an upright posi
tion. The blood flows just so much the
more slowly through the veins when
one is lying down, therefore one has to
use extra coverii'rr to supply the
warmth usually furnished by circula
tion.
The First Amencan Dentist.
The art of dentistry was introduced
into New York by John Greenwood in
1788. He is said to have made the first
artificial teeth ever manufactured in
this count ry.
OMEICSET MAItKET KEPORT,
coaaKCTKU wuklf ar
Cook & Beerits,
WedntKtltty, April tS JSfiS.
i per bn
A pplc.-( driest, t
I (-vapurul-d .,
75 to 11.00
Ac
1'ie
Apple Butter, p-r io 1 - ,, M to t
I roll. p-r . i ,,
Butter. 1 fmth kx. P-r .. . Ine
I erenuiery, per ,, a
Beeswax, per t
. country ham, per S S to lJe
,, J luitarcunsl bam, per B.11 to li'-je
hiufd-r, p-r S) .
uier, per m 7 to M
Si
( 1.1 L
uut, tier .,
i:.fr. lren, per B , , .
irunxteU. per lb J to JUC
,.,,., It'uiiiberlaiiil. per bbl SIjO
eemeni. j I.ortlnnd bt i u0
eorntueHi, per ae
KICK, per u .. .. ..l'c
Finn, lake herring" j-- -
Honey, white clover, per t 1,"
Lard, per .... !
IJme. per Mil Jl.l
MolmuieM, .N . O., per (ful
OuIoiih, per bun. 40 to Sue
1'olaloea. per liu. ...... .)0 loan
I'eMclien, evHporaUrf, per .-. 10 Lo :)c
I'ruuen. er ....iu w i
.. i r iitH .fi.i'
litt-l.uii, per Mil i.ui
Salt,
lairr, ', ouh k k.
44 4 bus wiekH. , . ft.
crollli'1 alii in. 11 lb nueka !'
lliupie, per B lo -'
mi xirleil yellow, per It
Sugar.
while, A. per lb
enimilMteU. per B. .. o
(cube. r pulverized, per se
Syrup.
I per kuI i-its
1 niapie, er KuI . jU loo)
Stoneware, cullou H'
Thllow, per if. S to
Vinegar, p.-ri:il ,iW to ::
iimoitiy. tier uu
clover. er bun... SVO to . VI
criiiinoii, per bun S. 'iO
" i.!lu!lii. per ous 'HI
" llVlveper bU..-... 7..
Seed.
Millet, dermal), per Imit ,
lKir;-y. while liearule, fx-r Uua l.'St
imh'kw iieat, per im .. :.
eorn, eiir, -r -us ......! to -e
(jmln
Klielle'l, per bUS. to 4
i oals, Ik r bun Si to :w
I rye, per bus .....;
it freed j w lust, per I. u-. .... 7'ic
I bran, per !( tt. Ke
i eorn uml 1h chop, per !' !bs... Wie
lli.ur, roller prucena, er bbl...LTj
vi...,, J Fpniij; pnlenl ami limey
Hour, j nll Rm(il. i4.in, to SI.2S
tl.tlir, lower Kllile, perllu S fl.Mt
Middlings.
t w Inle, p. r l i E. sl.iw
I red, per loO
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD.
CASTCHN STANDARD TIME.
IN EFf EGT MtY 20, 1835.
COSDwKtilD 8CHEDCLB.
Tralut arrive ui.d depart from tbe station a
Joliuklowu an follows:
WKSTWARD
Western Kiuren ....
a. m.
Southwestern Kxprevn
. rS
:.-.7
Johnstown Accommodation..
" AcoHinnoiliitioii..
:i
le-J4
Pailllf Kxpi-KH.........
Way lM.-;i, r
Khs( Line I D. ra.
Jolii.iilowu AocouinHKi.iuou...:. v:ou -
EsrWAUD.
Atlantic Fxnress
5:"'l a. to.
Nn-thore KxprcH
5;ii "
:;-t -
teni
AHoon.i AccomniouulKi
hv Kxpr- .
Main Ijm; Express
Altoona AcconiiiioduIK
m
p. ra.
Mail Expr.-M
Johnstown A'ioiiiiiiimL.
Philadelphia Kxprevk...
411
li.il "
7;ltt
. Hiuki
Don..
Kat Lane
For ratea, mitiv. Ac, cr.I! on Ticket AsentHnr
addrvwt ThiM. iL vVati, i A. W. !., 3 r iitii
.avenue, niinuur, i u.
M M Hrevct J. R Woofl
lien. Ma nbMer. (ieii'l PaM Ag
CONDENSED TIME TABL3S.
Baltimore and Ohio Railroad.
Somerset and Cambria Branch.
NOHTHWABD.
Johnstown Mall Exprena. Rockwood Tm a.
m., Soineri-t ":!, toy-towii IrJCJ, Uoov
ei.iUel:,"U, JohiiKtown 11.-0U.
Johnstown Mail Exprc. Rockwood lft-TO a.
in Sonierx t 1 1 : 1 "V. Sloveslown 11:0, Hoot-
Afs.-lllu 11--J l.ilmstnwn t'f,HI n n.
'Johnstown Accommoilatton. Rock wood C:00
p. m., Somerset t: JS Stoyestowu &i3, lioov
ervvllle Johnstown 7:ju.
Dally.
HOtTU WARD.
Mall. Johnstown 7:40 a. m., Itooversvlll R:29,
Stoyeatown U.-13, Somerset ir.lJ, Rockwood
MS.
Expresii. Johnstown 2:S0 p. HooversTllIe
3:l,StoyrsUwnai3, Somerset X'Z, Rock
wood ilia.
Sunday Only. Johnstown 80, Scmerset 1M
Rockwood lOS.
YOUR EYE!
Wewantto catch It!
EVERY FARMER in Somerset County
who baa a cord of Hemlock Bark or a
Hide to dispose of will find that the CON
FLUENCE TANNERY Co., will pay the
highest rash prices for the aatue. Write
for quotations to
WINSLOW S. COBB A CO.,
Confluence, Pa.
Salesmen Wanted
on Salnrv, to sell' Pcnnsvlranla crown Kur
sery St.ick, which hj thebest I thewerW. All the
new specialtii as well aj tbe standard vatie
ties of fruits & Ornamentals. A fine outfit fur
nished and all tntveluiK expenses paid. Sala
ry dates from day work Is couimenced. Write
for terms, staling age.
Hoopes, Bro. & Thomas,
Maple Arenue Nurnerica, Wvt Cheater, P.
THE
ONLY PERFECT
FOR
For Sale By
J. B. HOLDERBATJM,
Somerset. Pa.
YOU CAN FIND
THIS
PAPER
a iU la hmH'ft.H at tb Adertis:or Kureau
af
ear nthor- T?SJ iTTTTrt frlTT TST n.C
b Vm asBvasa 1m( adnutiaua at lwwrt rafast
S
THE BEST
Is None Too Good When You Buy
. -.MEDICINES.-
It ia Jut aa Important to Secure
FRESH, PURE DRUGS,
A it is To IIav Confidence in the Fhysician. Who Preterit
Them.
AT SNYDER'S
You are always sure of getting the freshest medldnea PREBCRIPTIOX9
Carefully Compounded.
TRUSSES FITTED.
All of the Best and Most Approved Trusses Kept in Stock.
Satisfaction Guaranteed.
OPTICAL GOODS.
GLASSES FITTED TO SUIT THE EYES. CALL AND HAVE YCU3
SIGHT TESTED.
JOHN N. SNYDER,
Somerset, ...
Louthefs Drug
Main Street,
This Model Drag Store is
Favorite with
FBESB . IID .
Medicines Dye Stuffs, Sponge.), 'jrvsi
Supporters, Toilet Articles,
Perfumes, &c.
tri ikktor niTaa psk.soai. attesticn to THmiiporsi)i.'ii or
LoMer's Pre-SGriptionsSFainily Receipis
GKKAT CARS RKI!i TAKEN TO TSK
SPECTACLES,
And a Full Line of Optical Goods
large assortment all can he suited.
TEE FIKEST BBAEDS OF CIGARS
Always on hand. It is always
to intending purchasers, whether they buy
frcm us cr elsewhers.
J. M. LOUTKER M. D.
HAni STREET
Somerset Lumber Yard
elia-S cTJjsnsrnsrGiiM,
MA!rrACTTBKa A!(D Dkalek and Wholesale i.id Retailek or
Lumber and Building Materials.
Hard and
Oak, Poplar, (tidings.
Walnut, Yellow Pine, Flooring.
Cherry, KhlDjtlea. Iooi-m,
Ijtlh. Uhlle Pine BiUd,
I feneral line of all cradr of Lumber aad
lock. Also, can furnish anything In the line of our busineaa to order with reasona
ble promptness, snch.as Brackets, oddnilxed.worketc.
Elias Cunningham,
Office and Yard Opposite S. A C. R. R.
PREPARATIONS FOR
The
Great
OP XOVKMBER 3 AKK ALREADY WILL I'XPER WAT. AM
PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES
IS TO K KI.KlTKn. AND TUB
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