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Ehrewd auTaruaera avail themaelrea of tbee lists, a aor,y of which caa ba bad af Eettiogtoai Ik nf rrjf lrww writ m rtmxtg. omer SOMERSET, PA., WEDNESDAY, WHEN SHADOWS FALL. When alutdows fall I need tliee more, loved one, Uian thru' the day. For then 'tis saddened thoughts oppress my heart; Vai;ue feanand lort'rlng doubts, dear one, hold sway When shadows full. When shadows fall The gloom of endless torrow sweeps around And starts a-throhhlng fmh aotne unheal ed wound And crushing, bears me to the ground. When shadows fcilL Wben sliadows fall Dim ghosts of long ago, with haunting tread, Pas by, with grieving eyes of ones long dead And touch, regretfully, my low bowed shadows fall. When shadows fall I long to enter in a world unknown. A dreamer's world where I should roam alone: In lA-the's water there forget my mmn When shadows till. When Khudows full And this life's little sphere has found its rest, I would, if thou eouldnt grant my one re quest, Irift out to uiect my God while folded to thy breast When shadows full. Olive Beatrice Mulr. UXCLE TED'S MASCOT. Emm St. Nicholas for June. . It bad been deckled that Bob should not go to see the races on Thanksgiv ing Day. As Hob M as only four years old, there had not been much doubt felt in the family as to the impropriety of allowing "the kid'' to witness the athletic games. "Uncle Ted," a Rob called him, Theodore, as he was known to the rewt of the world had determin ed views on the subject. He was to be one of the contestants in the 410-yard dash, to the uninitiated, the quarter mile dash) and he was certain that the youngster ought to stay at home. The truth of the matter was that Bob's mother was Theodore's favorite sister, and the young athlete was afraid that the doting mamma would be too much absorbed in looking after her -mall son to note the triumphs or fail ures of "the fellows." Theodore Bullard had been in train ing for a month past. He went into town daily to college, but every even ing was conscienthnisly devoted to practice in running; and, yet, aa he confessed franklj, although nervously, to his interested sister, there was "hard ly a bhow" for him. Until a fortnight ago he had been rather hopeful; then his high hopes had been crushed by the appearance iu the quiet town of Milton of a young collegian famous in his set 1 r his muscle and staying powers. At the earnest appeal of the captain of the Milton Athletic Team, he had entered his name on the 440-yard dash. He was a senior in college, but for me weeks past his eyes hal given him so much trouble that he had been obliged to suspend all study, and was now vis iting friends iu Milton. Theodore's private opinion was that he had been sent home because of some bit of niis citief; but of this he was not sure. The fact that he belonged to a rival college added intensity to Ballard's desire to see him beaten. He himself was only a sophomore, with, consequently, two years less of such athletic work as col lege life brings with it. Outsiders little guessed how great was Theodore's chagrin at the entrance upon the lists of so strong a rival. His sUt had always been his confi dante, and into her ears he poured forth his complaint shortly after her arrival at the Milton homestead on Thanksgiving eve. Hhe lived in the neighboring city, in which her husband was a prosperous lawyer ; but all holi days were ppent at the old home. "I declare," confessed the would-be victor, "if it were not for the shame of the thing I would back out of the whole affair. It would look mean to desert the team now at the last minute. But I am sure I shall be wretchedly beaten.' "Oh, perhaps not," was the soothing reply, which, however, did not raise the boy's depressed spirits. "But, Anna, I know I shall be. That fellow Thorndyke and I have had several friendly trials of speed, in practice, you know, and I vow he beats me every time ! And of course he glories in it. He is as confident of suc cess to-morrow as I am of defeat. I'm completely discouraged !' It was here that Bob, the only grand son and the pet of the entire house hold (with the exception of Theodore, who was just at the age when he im agined he "did not like small chil dren,") put in his feeble plea. "Mamma, mayn't I go and see Uncle Ted wun waces?" "Not much, yot don't !"' growled the uncle, "Not ii I know it ! I want all your mother's attention for our team to -morrow. Kids are decperately in the way at such a place. They stand in the track and very likely they get knocked over, and bring down upon their innocent heads the male dictions of all interested spectators." Theodore was only eighteen, and consequently intolerant. His nephew was sulliciently impressed by this out burst to hold his peace, and resign himself to a moruiug at home with his nurse. Thanksgiving day dawned cool and fair, but not cold. "Just the weather for running," ex claimed Theodore, as the household as sembled in the cheerful breakfast-room. There were not many to celebrate Thauksgiving, but the few were all there Mr. and Mrs. Ballard, Theodore, Mrs. Newman (Hister Anna), little Biib, aud Tom Newman. The lat named was a rollicking, jolly fellow, who was, as Theodore acknowledged, "the best kind of a brother-in-law." "Well, young man," said Tom, "we shall all turn out in force to see you win the race this morning." Win? No such luck!" was the discouraged rejoinder. "I wish that man Thorndyke waa in the Desert of Sahara ! If he was out of it I might stand some chance against the other fellows." "Oh, come, my eon," said his father, 'keep up a brave heart." "Yea, dear," urged Mrs. Ballard, set ESTABLISHED 1827. gently, "the race U not always to the swift." "But It is to the fellow who baa had most training, and whose wind holds out best," answered the boy. "I say, with an abrupt change of subject, "why can't the kid say grace this morning? He is the youngest mem Ut of the wrty." ' All heads were bowed as Bob's rouhd and curly pate bent low over the tray in froutof hi.ii, and then the childish treble broke the silence. "Bwess, O Lord, we pway thee, this food to our use, and us to Thy service, and let Uncle Ted w in the wace to-day. Amen." Grandma frowned down the father's and grandfather's smiles oramusemeut at this uuique petition, and stern Uncle Ted said, with a queer little choke in his voice : . "I say, kid, you're a nice little chap, and you deserve to go to the races this morning. Mayn't he go Anna?" Mrs. Newman refrained from re minding her impulsive brother that it was he, not she, w ho had objected to Bob's joining the larty, and readily promised that he should go. The runner's breakfast was a slight affair and soon over. . Just licfore the race began, Bob caught his father's hand convulsively. "Papa," he whispered, "couldn't you li ft me up ou top of that fence, so I could see the end of the wace ?" A shout from the crowd told that the start had been made. Down the road they came, four abreast for a few yards, heads bent, elbows at sides, and feet beating the track as if in unison. Then Smythe fell behind, and in a moment Gordon twisted his ankle and subsided into a limping dog-troL Smythe still struggled pluckily onward, although many yards behind the others. So the race was really between Bal lard and Thorndyke. For an eighth of a mile they were side by side, and then easily, as if without effort Thorn dyke gained a yard on his opponent. A shout of mingled ditsappoiiimentand delight went up from the spectators. The air rang w ith cries of, "Ballard ! brace up, Ballard !" and "Thorndyke ! Thorndyke !" Nearer ami nearer they drew to the finish. To Theodore it seemed as if he could never make up the difference be tween himself and the senior athlete. At his side, just that little distance in front, the fellow stayed, and Theodore felt that there he would remain, as he was sure that his own muscles were strained to the utmost The blood surged to Ids ea.-, the many voices seemed all blended in one subdued roarr The people on each side of him were a confused mass. """". Suddenly from out of the tumult he heard one clear, bhrill voice. He glanced quickly up, and in that second saw Bob, held on the top rail of the fence by his father's restraining arm, his whole little body quivering with excitement, the curly head glistening in the sun as he waved his cap wildly. His eyes were fastened with an expres sion of desperate eagerness on the man who was being beaten, and it was little Bob whose voice Theodore heard. "Uncle Ted ! Uncle Ted V raug out the clear voice. " io it ! Oh, go it !" Tiie young man's head was suddenly thrown back with a defiant fling, his broad shoulders seem to leap forward, the muscles in his legs and arms tight ened like w hip-cord, and, before the as tonished crowd could catch their breath Ballard had come in ahead of Thorn dyke by two yards, winning the great race ! "I never thought the fellow could spurt like that !" pauted the vanquish ed collegian. "He never did it before!" Friends pressed about Ballard all eagerly congratulating him upon his remarkable victory, aud exclaiming. "I say, old fellow !" queried an ad miring chum, "how under the sun did you make that gorgeous spurt ?" Vi'.h a shaky laugh Theodore forced his way to where Tom Newman stood with Bob in his arms. Seizing the child, the victor set him on bis should er, exclaiming with A grateful voice : "This in the little fellow who won the race ! Bob was my Mascot !" Merry Princes Maud. Princess Maud, of Wales, is brimful of fun, aud occasionally her disposition to look upon "the funnyside of things'' has got her into trouble with her par ents, says the Loudon "Mall." Once she nearly upset a solemn ceremonial in South Loudon by her risil.lj ten dency. A well-known divine was preaching a sermon, when suddenly, owing to the page of his manuscript having got mixed, he uttered some very incongruous remarks. Princess Maud grasped the situation at once and hid her fat in her handkerchief, but the convulsive shaking of her should ers was not due to sympathy with the unfortunate predicant, 'and, unluckily, Princess Victoria caught the infection. Another time, when the royal agri cultural show was held at Windsor, the Prince and Princess of Wales and their children took the opportunity after service on Sunday morning to quietly inspect the live stock. Preseutly they arrived at a stall labeled "Dangerous." In it w as a black bull, which they had scarcely approached when there was a shriek, and the royalties scattered in all directions. The cause was soon clear. Princess Maud had slyly "stirred up" the animal with her parasol. King Humbert and Hii Soldier. King Humbert, in the name of him self, of Queen Margherita, and of the princes of the royal family of Italy, has given to the government for the fauii lies of the dead aud wounded soldiers iu Africa the sum of 4,000,000 francs. This sum is to be distributed without distinction between the Italian aud the native soldiers, who fought side by side agaiust the Abyssinians. King Hum bert has also expressed bis intention of furnishing, if necessary, another sum of 1,000,000 francs, in his name and that of the queen, to be divide among the wounded. There is no other remedy on earth so simple, so effectual, so natural, in the cure of summer complaint iu all Its f jrnis, as Dr. Fowler's Ext. of Wild Strawberry. JULY 22, 1 8 6. EICHEST MAN IN MAINZ. Arthur J. Sewall i a Protectionist, a Member of the American Tariff , League and an Annexa tionist. Arthur J. Sewall would have made a proper And ornamental tail-ender on a ticket with Maj. McKinley, but with Bryan he is a misfit. Although A Democrat by habit and heredity, his views on public questions correspond very closely with those of the Republican candidate,' and the con vention might have raked the Demo cratic party through from East port to San Diego without being able to dis cover a more unsuitable person to place upon the Chicago plutform. Mr. Sewall's ancestors have occupied a large portion of the towu of Bath, in Maine, for two or three centuries. They have built ships and sailed them. They have carried rum and lumlicr and Yankee notions aud cotton goods to the farthermost parts of the earth to Greenland's icy mountains, to Africa's sunny fountains and to India's coral strands. They have traded rum aud calicoes and beads with the na tives for cocoanut oil and dye-woods, which they brought home to New England and sold to the manufactur ers to be worked up into articles of use fulness. During the war the Sewalls were copper-beads, aa they were tories during the Involution, but they have always been honorable and upright citizens, with a talent for getting mon ey and keeping it and for looking out for No. 1. Mr. Arthur Sjwall, the nominee for Vice President, is the richest man in Maine. His wealth is estimated from S-,0) 10,000 to $c,,0uu. He owns the largest yards for building wooden ships in the United States and builds iron ships also, having at present sev eral contracts with the Government. He is president of the American Ship ping league, which was organized for the purpose of securing a high tariff and heavy subsidies for American ships. He is the only iVmoerat of prominence connected with the or ganization, and was placed at its head because of his politics. Charles II. Cramp, the Philadelphia shipbuilder, is vice president, but he is a Republi can and therefore is not out of place. Mr. Sewall came to this convention not as a delegate, but as president of the league, and for the purposeof secur ing as a part of the platform a resolu tion similar to that adopted by the Re publicans at SL Louis, His resolution was submitted to the Committee on Platform in typewritten manuscript. It began something like this: "We favor a return to the practice and pol icy of Thomas Jefferson," and then declared that the Democratic party is not in favor of free ships, but believes in protecting and encouraging the American merchant marine. It therefore demands high duties upon ships aud the imposition of differen tial duties upon all imported goods that are not carried in American bot toms. Mr. Sewall and a number of the Maine delegation had a het.ring before the committee upon this proposition. Mr. John E. Ru-tscll, of Massachusetts, was allowed five minutes in which to reply to them. He took the ground that Mr. Sewall's proposition was not Democratic doctrine, end belonged in the St. Louis instead of the Chicago platform. The committee agreed with him unanimously, and Mr. S-.'wall's resolution was laid upon the table. Every time the tariff bill is under consideration by Congress Mr. Sewall comes to Washington as a memlier of a committee to secure high duties upon ships, lumber, potatoes, hay and other of the products of his State. He is a uiemlier of the Americau Tariif league, and Senator Frye, who, as everybody knows, is one of the most radical pro tectionists in America, is one of his most intimate friends. Whenever a bill proposing sulmidies to American ships, or au increase of ocean mails is before Congress, Mr. Sewall appears with great regularity to use his influence with Dem-cratic members and make an argument be fore the committee having the subject in charge. Mr. Sewall is the president and prin cipal owiii-T of a national bank at Bath, his native city, and it is under stood he is also a large stockholder in several of the national banks of Host on aud Portland. The facts can be ascer tained by an examination of the rec ords in the office of the Comptroller of the Currency. He is also a director and stockholder in nearly every im portant corporation in Maine. Mr. Sewall is a director in the Maine Central railroad, and until recently was the president of that corporation, which is the largest and most grasping monopoly in New England. He has b'enat work for years consolidating and reorganizing and amalgamating the short railway lines of New Eng land, destroying competition, reducing expenses aud concentrating traffic ar- rjngem 'iits until he finally succeeded in securing an absolute control of all transportation privileges from Boston northward. Under his management the railway was operated with great economy and profiL He is considered a master in the science of getting the greatest amount of labor for the least PAy. Mr. Sewall's family are Republicans. His sou Harold was United States con sul to the Samoan islands during the Harrison administration, and was re moved by President Cleveland at the beginning of his term. He was a dele gate to the St. Louis convention and one of the most active adherents of Mr. Reed. Mr. Sewall fell out with the present administration over President Cleve land's policy toward the Hawaiian island.". He is an ardent annexation ist, and baa made many vigorous, criti cisms upon what he deems to be the sacrifice of American interests in the Pacifies. He was a zealous friend and , admirer of Mr. Blaine, and could al era ways be depended upon to keep down the Democratic vote In Maine when ever the latter waa a candidate for office. It will thus be seen that Mr. Sewall is not exactly an ideal candidate for a Populist ticket, particularly on such a platform as was adopted last Thurs day. He has not one single idea or as piration in common with Mr. Bryan. The two men are as far removed in habits, conditions, convictions and ex perience as two men could possibly be. Mr. Sewall says be has been a silver man ever since the old coinage laws were repealed in 1S73, but if that is true he has lieen very careful to keep the fact a secret, for not later than last month he participated in the election of delegates to the Chicago convention aud voted for a platform which de clares as follows: "We oppose the free coinage of silver and favor a single gold standard unless a different standard is adopted through international agreements." If Mr. Sewall was sincere then he is insincere now. He admits that he is handicaped by this declaration by himself and other Democrats of Maine, but explains that steps will be taken upon the return of the delegations to their homes to Ar range "a policy that will be agreeable to all the members of the party in the State." He says that Mr. Winslow, the Democratic nominee for Governor, who was a delegate to Chicago, will take charge of thoe arrangements. Mr. Sewall was not in any sense a candidate for a place ou the tiokeL He never dreamed of such a thing; but in their search for a millionaire to asxi.-t in the payment of campaign ex penses Mr. Bryan's friends selected him as the least objectionable among the very few who were eligible for such au honor. But if the goM-ip heard among the older memliers of the Na tional committee can be relied upon, the managers of Mr. Bryan's cam paign will be seriously disappointed when they figure up the total of Mr. Sewall's contributions. They agree that he has never been a li!xral giver, and, as one of them expressed it: "It has always cost 2 in labor to dig one out of old Sew all's barrel. An Uncooked Egg Will Sot Spin. A well-known sea captain was eat ing bis luncheon of boiled eggs at a downtown restaurant the other day, when he surprised those at the same table by calling to the waiter: "Waiter, what do you mean by bringing me uncooked egg?" "The eggs have been boiled, sir," said the waiter. "Boiled, non.-nse!" said the cap tain. "See here, they won't spin," and while many looked on he snapped the eggs between his fingers, but he could not make them revolve more than once or twice. "Bring some hot eggs right from the water, waiter, and I will teach you something," he said. The waiter carried three freshly boiled eggs to the captaiu. Taking them between his thumb and second fiiurer, the captaiu caused them to spin freely. "There," he said, "these eggs have been cooked, but those others have not," and to prove himself correct he broke them all. While breaking them he said: "Every old sailoruian knows that an uncooked egg can not be made to spin, but a cooked one can." Several who had heard the captain ordered eggs and tried it themselves. AU found that he was righL Wash ington Post. Artificial Sunrise- Dairyman Wilder, whose milk-pro ducing establishment is about ten miles north of Santa Cruz, Ls one of the most ingenious men in all California, and has done what no other dairyman ever attempted. E.vrybly thtth is ever tried to milk a cow before day light knows what a job it is. Bossy is generally of the opinion that there is a time for all things, and firmly objects to being awakened and milked when she thinks she should le asleep. Many cows will refu-e to be milked to the ex tent of kicking and lying down. All of these troubles have been Dairy man Wilder' s, and not long ago he de termined to overcome them. In fact, it was necessary that he should, as he was often late iu getting milk to his customers in Santa Cruz. It cost con siderable money, but he has more than made up for the outlay. At present he has one of the finest individual electric light plants in the State, and his cows are as easy to milk as in broad day light When the electric plant was in posi tion aud ready for work there were three big arc lights over the centre of the yard where the cows slept at night, and dozens of others fixed all over the different buildings, the entire lot capa ble of producing about ten thousand caudle-jiower enough to make the yard as bright as day. The plant was of the best quality, and everything was tried in the daytime before the surprise was sprung ou the cows. It worked like a charm. The bright rays of the light bad no sooner teen turned on than the cows commenced to get up. Most of them looked surprised to see the day break so soon, but when the milkman arrived with his pail they seemed to think it was all right, and sto-xl perfectly still while being milked The light also affected the poultry, for the cocks commenced to crow, and the hens went around hunting for nests. Ducks, geese, dogs and cats were all affected the same way, aud the whole barnyard was awake at 2 o'clock in the morning. It has not proved a case of the ani mals getting used to it, for they behave the same way now after the art i flea 1 sunrise has been in operation for several months. Poor lieasts, they are in bli.-sful ignorance of Mr. Wilder' shabby trick. San Francisco Call. A Blank Easily Filled. Ha "Man proposes" what's rest of that quotatioa ? Sha Worn in accepts. Truth. the Id WHOLE NO. 2347. Tha "Crime of 1873." From the Philadelphia Record. (Dcm ) - Candidate Bryan announces that he will open his Free Silver campaign in New York, and that it will be an ag gressive campaign from the start This impties great courage on the part of Mr. Bryan; for there are iu New York some people who are quite cap able of thoroughly exposing his Free Silver fallacies, while there are few people in that city, or in any other part'of the east, who are likely to lose their heads in listening to such rhetor ical flourishes as the "crown of thorns upon the brow of laUr" and "the cru cifying of mankind upon a cross of gold." Measured by the standards of g'tod taste and ersuasive speech such tropes and metaphors are, like Silver ite coinage, worth less than 30 to I in solid worth. But in opening his campaign in the East the Populist candidate will have an opportunity, to correct some fatal assertions and admissions in the Chi cago speech by which he won a nomi nation for the Presidency from a con vention that was swayed by emotion and passion throughout ' ita proceed ings rather than by common sense. The false rhetoric of the "Orator of the Platte"' was shivered in fragments when it came into contact with the solid logic of Seuator David B. Hill. In undertaking to reply to the argu ment of Senator Hill that free silver coinage would be a violation of the rights of creditors Mr. Bryan asked the unfortunate question: "Where in law or morals he (Hill) can find au thority for not protecting the debtors when the Act of IsT." was passed, when he now insists that we mibt pro tect the creditors." This is the "Crime of 1-7.'J" which is cited as a justification for all the ex travagances and wrongs with which the Silverites threaten the country. Thecrini" consisted in dropping theH standard silver dollar from the coinage by u ni verbal consent in the revision of the laws of Congress that year. Now, if to this act demonetizing the silver dollar can be traced the alightest wrong to any man, woman or child in the land Mr. Bryan and his supporters may find in it some excuse for th rent ing to remonetize the eilver dollar when it has fallen to nearly half its bullion value in 1"3. If such wrong can not be discovered, then is Mr. Bryan left without a pretext for what he indirectly admits to be an attack on the rights of creditors in the attempt to change the standard cf value. Now, when the silver dollar was dropped from the coinage, with every body's consent, the metal in it was worth 103 cents, or three cents more thau the gold dollar. Who, then, would have taken silver bu.lion to the mint to have it converted at a loss into this coinage? What person on earth could have been wronged by omitting the coinage of the undervalued silver dollar? By melting down the silver dollar in lVT.'J the metal in it was worth 10-1 cents. By melting down the silver dollar now the metal in it is worth .VI cents. That is the difference between the al leged "Crime of ls73" and the colossal crime in full contemplation of the Sil- verites in H'S. So innocuous was the demonetization of the silver dollar in 1V73 that the representatives of the Pacific coast were in favor of it, every man of them. They said that they wanted the gold standard; that they knew no other money than gold, and that there was no use in keeping in the coinage the old silver dollar w hen it was never coined. The cry for the re- coinage of the silver dollar did not arise until the silver metal in it ha 1 so much depreciated as to tie worth about cents in gold, and the clamor has grown louder aud louder the lower sil ver has fallen in the market While the demonetization of the sil ver dollar harmed uo man, its remon- etizatiou would cause a sweeping con fiscation of values the enormous extent of which would be incalculable. Every holder of a deposit in a savings bank or of a railroad share, every person drawing a -salary for services, every wage-winner and every veteran pen sioner would be defrauded of half his money. Mr. Bryan dimly perceives the dreadful effect of free coiuage, as his Chicago speech betrays; and he seeks an excuse for it in the "Crime of 173," which is a mere figment of the imagination. In the cars of thoe who consider all the evil which would flow from the success of the Populist policy the confiscation and lass, the nation al repudiation and dishouor, and the desolation and wo that would be brought to the hearths of millions of innocent people the "crown of thorns on the brow of labor" aud the "cross of gold" rhetoric uf the Topulist can didate has iu it a ring of frivolous pro I'anilv. "Property." Years ago In New Hampshire there were three commissioners appointed to examine candidates for admission to the bar. At one time the commission ers were Jeremiah Mason, the ablest lawyer in the state, Mr. Sullivan aud another meiul-er of the bar. Of a cer tain candidate who presented himself for examination, Mr. Willard tells this story in his book, "Half a Century with Judges and Lawyers :" He was an awkward young man, and the commissioners proceeded to ex amine him thus : "What is property?" The candidate described it "How is it acquired T' "In various ways." "Illustrate." "Mr. Mason gets his by high fees ; Mr. Sullivan by usury, and Mr. " "Stop ! stop !" exclaimed Mason ; "I think we can admit him. Brother Sul livan." Effect of the Circa. "I rfear you bad the circus in your town the other day." "Yes." "I suppose the children were wild' "They were and I doubt if we can ever tame 'em again. Bobbie's got to have a cage; and as for the baby, be won't sleep unless he's standing on bis bead." llarper's Bazar. The Demonetization of Iron. Atlanta (Iht.) Journal. - Alexamler P. Hull, of Atlanta, is a strong K to 1 man. He doe not be lie vo in half-way measures. The free coinage of silver idea is too taiuo for him. He is willing to see the Silver ites and to go them 100 points better. Here are his declaration, proposition and argument : "Having leen deeply Impressed by the arguments of Jude Crisp, Bryan, Stewart, Joue and otln-r silver lead.. er-i, and esjieeuilly grieved, shocked aud horrified by the 'awful crime of Is"..,' a so luridly depicted daily in the columns of the Atlanta iotuUUtt fion and other silver organs, I have changed my views on the money ques tion, and am ready to maintain tha propositions following In joint debate or newspaper controversy. "I aeept the argument of the advo cates of silver and agree with thtir remedy as farjas it goe. However, it does not go far enough. Let us have plenty of remedy in fact, enough to make debt and poverty things of th e past, relics of the dark ages. I am in favor of the free and unlimited coinage of pig iron at the ratio of K to 1 with gold by the United States alone, inde pendently of all nations, and can prove by the best authority obtainable that such a policy ou the part of the United States will 'raise prices,' 'put plenty of money iu circulation' and give the 'honest debtor a chance to pay his debts,' thereby making the whole country prosperous. "Now, iu the fir.-t place, it may be urged by some 'who do not understand the subject of staudard of value,' that A fr.-e coinage act for iron would not raise its price to a ratio of Vi to 1 with gold. To them I reply that 'the stamp of this government" aud the 'legal ten der qualities' of the iron dollar would instantly make the bullion value of pig iron the same as the mint value. 'For who would part with an ounce of this precious metal for anything else than the mint value? ( Stewart, Jones and Bryan.) "Again, it may 1 urged that our mint would be overcrowded with pig iron. I reply that the price of pig iron having been raised from $7.50 a ton to a ratio of 19 to I with gold the world over, 'no one would especially care to carry it to the mints, since the mii.t price could be obtained anywhere iu the open market. (Atlanta Contitw (ion.) Next it may be urged that gold and silver would go out of circulation. I reply, first, 'This is a mere assump tion of the tools of the money powt r which they cannot verify.' (Atlaula Ctnttititti'tn i; second, 'Suppose gold and silver do go out of circulation, is there not plenty of pig iron to taka their place and give the jieople plenty of money?' t Bryan.); and, third, 'Siich an assumption mixes the ideas of circulating medium and standard i4 values ; gold and silver would still !? potential money metals, though not i circulation, aud would lend their help toward raising prices and causing ge eral pnwperty.' ' Crisp. ) "Then, again, it may be urgtsi against the pig iron standard of value that wages would not rise in propor tion to prices. The reply U, 'Wage would be compelled to rise, since no man would be fool enough to work for II a day who could make ?1jj0 a day picking up rusty nails and old horse shoes aud carrying them to the mini for coinage.' ( Hull. ) "In addition, it may be urged by the money power, by the 'Wall street sharks,' and the 'Bond street Shylocks' that we could not alone go on a pig iron ba-is without an international agree ment. 'To such dastards as dare to lay a limit to the power of the American peopU to do what they please, inde pendently of all naiious, I hurl their cowardice aud lack of patriotism back in their faces.' ( Bryan. ) "The 'crime' of demonetizing pig iron took place about 2200 years ago, when certain 'goldolators' aud 'silvvr ites,' iu order to increase the purchas i: g power of their ill-gotten wealth, secretly and 'like thieves in the night' got the demonetization act passed, re pealing the good old free coinage act of Lycurgns, the 'friend of our ances tors' daddies.' 'To-day China is the only country on earth honest enough to coin iron, and there the happy la borer can carry home the wages of his honest toil in a wheelbarrow.' ( Atlau ta OjH.tittlfio:l. "A ruinous fall in prices followed the demonetization of iron and has con tinued for upward of 2tX) years. I have calculated the losses eutailed up on the honert people of this world by that ruthless act, but the figures are so enormous I fear a revolution will ensue if the people learn how greatly they have been roblied. But facts are facts, aud the best way to right a wrong is to meet it squarely. That loss U f 21 1 .ttW.OOO.Oi W,0uU,O00,0tX),( 0,i J0,U 0. ' ( Coin's Financial School. ) "In conclusion, I insL-t that the frxe coiuage of pig iron will do everything' th-.t is claimed tor silver and infinitely more. The peopte will be rich and prosperous. The once poor man cau pay his debts with his old stove. Rail roads cau declare a dividend on old rails and worn-out rolling stock. The small boy can pick up old nails and horseshoes enough to support his fam ily. In fine, poverty and debt can no longer exist." A Traveling Crematory. A traveling military crematory has been invented to dispose of the bodies of soldiers killed iu battle. It look, says the Buffalo Express, very muah like an army oven on a large scale, and is drawn by eight horses. The invent or (a Polish eugiuet-r) claims that this arrangement would obviate any epi demic arising from the burial of many bodies in one piaesj during a eanipaign. Germany ever in the van of military innovation proposes to ttst the inven tion. London Meat Inspection. All meat that is declared unfit for food by the official inspectors iu Londou is immediately removed to the con demned meat shed in the Central mar ket at Smithfield. Here is a series of tanks made of thick slate, and each with a capacity of 600 gallons. Tha meat is first slashed and disfigured, and then subjected to a chemical bath which has the effect not only of discol oring .snd deodorizing it, but also of stopping decomposition. It is E liferent So w. Hodge "Too bad that you have to work nights in addition to the long hours you put in during the day." Ileus n "Oh, I don't have to work uights. I get through at 5 o'clock every day." Hodge "Why, your wife told my wife that you had to work until 11 or 12 o'clock every night." Henson "Yes, but you know iny wLfe'a away from home bow."