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I.i. y n:Nl:'i4ti to. l'ilf- i -i:.-i. i-i.-:. lilini Mini aljni ' - :i:-. ma ami cuuvt-yauciUK ' -1 '--i-Jlt'lr lTlii ti l uai:k. j. a it'.'un e y-at-la w. Jiiucrw t, Ia. .. :r :.i- in s.i:nT4t nni aIJoiuii:g - - a.. t-Mi.-w i.truied w luiu will : ! i H Til. V.: H. KI PPEL. v-HlloTH A IJl'lTKL, AnuUNtVAl-lW, s..:urx-t, I"a. i ::;!iv-J to tlnir eare will be f i.r.- :nv., .-on Mauiuiotii .-iioTHKUS. M. 1)., .'iii:ri.i sciiiEON, xn:icrM.-l, l'u. '" Pita-.t Sirtrt, ij'ijrite C. K. r. F. !i'A! Fi:it. I'iiV-i.JiAX am. l "F.tiEON. Nimi-rwt, I'a. -1" :i.i! -n --4 to the riii s ;. - : ;;: i .-iiiity. ot&ce next "i-L.r. ;i; iii,i.i-l. i;-m. LoniiKii. rx n-ur of Iru" More. !?. Ki.MMELL, -::: r i,:.;: r in-s t.-i the clti V !:. 1 rui.v pro- ;-. run u- i.iLiiiu it iiia of " i-ii 1 i)..iiiitiii i. ..a-.i' in is i;us-.ry.) a': iiu"!' to t.e j-rt-rrution :.td. .n;!ui ..S ins,.rtl. .. j .1 .:tif.ti-t.ry. .ftice . ' '- ii. .;r.t o. i i"i. store, - i4- i i .ilriul tiet-i K'H ',..;Tl;tTH. 1" unoral Director. I'atriot St. t-mil. FM-CK, L;ual Sui'vcvoi1 I.iii-, Pa. J. K. livaeL'V. Estate a-d Collecting v Agency. - , "I'" '' ' r -!! :lr-notooll - ... ";! 'iiii.jf .-rev where, ere -' "' "ur" '..i Kno-per bl--S. ' ''' lfiv-n to nil mail iu- i'' l'ri-',' 1" 'ill lK-:it.li .f Jn ' '"" !.l ;j,T:lli to l.rt- !"r:il.EK & l-.KAl l!V, Km- r liim k. rs;iiTet, Pa. ils! OiTs! i-'iani"V '''r liniet.c ; -g & Lubricating Oils -i-uii & uasoline, e.. ' i-tri.it nia. Ve ehal- tct of Petroleum N t.. xnopt uniformly 'factory Oils s -IN' THE f"r Somerset ul vieiui- f'iEAbE 4 KOOKER, 1 lie VOL. XLIY. XO. 12. 99Moo Pure High priced toilet soaps cost more than il:c Ivor', not because the soap itself is any better, but by reason of the ex IensiYe wrappings, boxes auJ perfume. Then the prout ou toilet soaps is much greater. T.I PaXTtn A. Cahclx Cj Cia'Ti. -THE- First National Ml Somerset, !Pemi'a. Capital, S50.000. Surplus, S22.000. DEPOSITS RECEIVED II LftHSC AND SMALL AMOUNTS, PATALE ON DE.wAWO. ACCOONTS OF MESCMANT. fAREB. STOCK DEALERS, AN9 OTHERS SOLICITED DISCOUNTS DAILY. r.OAHD OF DIRECTORS. .AHI K . HH KS, .Et. p.. s TI.L, A E 1. . PI-..H, W. II. II.I.KIL, JOHN 11. tCX.iTT, KOHT. S. St I'LL, EUEU W. EIEXEOKER. EDWARD SCULL, : : PRESIDENT. ALENTINE HAY, : VK'K PRESIDENT. HARVEY . liEKKLEY, . CASHII'-li. The fuioi and seeuriti-s of this bank are se curely .rotted in a ck-brutcJ tom.iss Bt'R clak Proof Safe. The only safe nmde abso lutely burtlar-l-roof. OF SOMERSET PA. DUbiiiM. .877. CtiinUti M I Kitlenil, 1890 O. CAPITAL, $50,000 SURPLUS AND UN- DIVIDED PROFITS iy,OUU. Chaa. J. Ilarrij-on, - rresiJont. ra. II. Koontz, - Vice President Milton J. Fritt?, - - Cashier. Geo. S. Harrison, - Ass't Cashier. Directors : Sam. B. Harris.ii, Josiah Spevht, John II. Snyder, Josej.h B. Ihivis, Wm. Eudsley, Jonas M. 'ook, John Stutn, Noah S. Miller, Jerome Stufft, Harristm Snyder. Chas. W. Snyder. ,i.-- .i.L- m-ill rfe. Ive!hemost lil-n.l treutment eonileiit with siif.-lwnKin?. PartHH wishine tt s-iil mon.-y tiaKt or w- enn ! aecomiiHMlated by dral for any amount. . ... , . , ... Monevond valuatiies seeureu n "- -Ih.UI Vlebraiel safes, with nioft i:iirovetl In all tiarts of the Vnited Stat-s. luirses liKMlerate. Accounts and aeposius wjiieiieu. A. H. HUSTON, Undertaker and Embatmer. A GOOD HEARSE, nd everything pertaining to funeral furo Uhed. SOMERSET - - Pa Jacob D. Swank, Watchmaker and Jeweler. Next Door Wert of Lutheran Church, Somerset, - Pa- I Am Now rn pared to supply the puhlif ; ... . . 1 T ..... - I with Clocks Gaieties, ami -e-elry of all dt riptioii", .ns Clic-ap as the Cheajiest. UEPA1H1XU A SPECIALTY. All work guaraiit.-otl. Ixx.k at my sto k U-fore inaking your purehtiSf. J. D. SWANK Xlways On Hand. BEST III THE MARKET. Jarecki Phosphate, Lime, Crushed Coke, Hard Coal, Salisbury Soft Coal, At the Old Stand near tl.e Somer set t Cambria R. Ii- Station. .Prices Right. Peter Fink The Somerset Ccuaty National Campbel & Smith THE PEOPLE'S STORE. I y.ti kvp Iioum', or aro you oing HI" IMM-Ktl lllr SOUIi? I r Ml, yOU HIV inii-rii-t-! in thi adwrtitiut iit. V fan furnili your limine i-oinjilfto with tho newtM ami Ut gooils, ami save you lot of iiimify. Furniture. Silid i hik ilirT-ii's-? r.o.Irooin Suit. '(iiilly -;4rvHl ami liiiiio'd. s-ll tops on irt-si-r ami wash slim.l, JI.7I lif-vt-l FrotK-h plate mirror ou dresser, m-,!v S20 00 S-pie.'O parlor suit loto, Koman t-liair nrmi huir. ami two parlor hairs t:p-hoi.-tcrwl in tapestry anil fringe U the ll nr, S2D 00 S-!i.l Aiiti'iue Asli Si.lclKianl. 4 feet Imitf Htid i b et hijh, velvet line.! t-ilver drawer, liandwiuely i-arveil am! jm.I isiic.! a laige, gl sidelitiard, for on! v $12 00 Solid or Mahoranj; ftni.-.h e.iM.ler m at rH-ker. solid s-le h-atherseaj, ;-lr:i line .(.dished, " $2 99 Carpet. All-wool e.ti-a super--, liest gooilsiti.tde, one yard wide, aii new patterns, 60c. All-wool "arpet.one yard wide, in pret ty l.ri;!it eoloriiif, 50e Siri.-tly lialf-w.xil CarjH-t, yard wide, l-j-t diigiis eoloi inps 40c Very heavy lotion Carpet, yard wide, in (X.kmI pattern, " 2o Curtains. Keal S.-oteh I.a.-e Curtain", heavy or laeey eli'n ts and worth per pair, for 2 00 Nottingham I.aee Curtainx, real fine jromls in jiroitv designs, worth V, (, lor " S3 25 China Ware. Lartre, hami-aime V;ise Eampi with siiiide. I.ejintil'ul new decorations, snita l.le for .arlor or dining room, S3 50 I2-pie-e Toilet Sets, newest shapes and decorations, only S3 75 I'i-pie.-e English Porelain riuner S.-ts, diiti.-atetl in gren, drown find sti-m il deeorations, e.nly S6 48 Imitation Cut Ulass I'erry I'ishes S5e I-irge Pressed lilas-s Water l'iteherH,25c Houseturnishings. T-4t. (iranite I'reservini; Kettle, at the price von generallv .ay for a tin one, 37e Blue and white Steel Enameled I'ud UiiiK I'aus, iK-st quality, good size, 2d Ijirs;c Steel Kunmeid Blue and White Coilee I'ot", Ik-si U:!ity, 43c S' t of Knives Cake, Bread and Tar ir.g, er set, 25c Mrs. IVitU S.ul Irotis. the net of thrive, wiiii holder and stand, 69o CompUte litieof Stoves and Kanges at the lowest priees ever nametl for these B.km1s. Fifth Avenue, ctccn wood tna lTH'lLO TRICT.. Pittsburgh. NASAL CATARRH i the rull of t.li!s aunt su-bl.-n 4-ii-"uatie eh ii.j-t-s. It can I eiire,! by a iIc:.sm n t r .- in i y wnu li i ;!!. i -I ii rv'!!y into Hie ims tri v. Jl. in- .:rn-K-ly :ilis..rl"il il fe'ivts r ii -f at once. CATARRH ITly's Cmiin Rilm oi.-n autl elt-iiiist-s tlu' N.i-i! P.iKvof'S Aili.ys Puiu ami !- COLD H HEAD tlaiiimation.Hi-j.lF tlieSt.rcs.lTot.t-tsIhe mem brane irom i olils. IU-stoi-i-s the m rises .if mste ui:! nu ll. Thi'iViliii l ipiiekly absorbed atil jrivc-M reii.-f at once. Price 50 cents, at I iruKiisl or by mail. ELY RliOTHER, 63 Warren Street, X. Y THE KEELEY CURE IaTcclal boon to bwtfneM men who, hiring drifUsl tinet.iiM-ioutly Into the drink habit ana awaken to iiinl I he diseass of alcoholism fastened u; .n them, rea'lerinir them unfit to nianaee af fiiin reqtiirlt! a clear brain. A four wefca course of treatment at iho PTTT5Bt'Ra KEELEY INSTITXTE, So. 42 Fifth Avenue, rtores to them all their power, mental and phviL Utri'TS the abnr.rmal apetit& and reiores thera to' the conJition ther were In b. fthey itilulire4 in timulant. Thisbubeen done iu mora than li0 treated here, and motif them some of jour can neighbor!, to a horn we ean refr with confidence to the .-olut0 safety ar.d efficiency of the Keeley iire. The ful!ct and mnt ,-rchfni inreflipati.ui if n vited. bcud fur pamphlet jiviug foil inioftuv lion. Solenlifio American Asency for CaireTa T9ln: umrl OCSiCM PATENTS, enDvoieuTo .J T.f Inform at 'm an1 frre Hasdbuoc r. to WINS -J S61 Br.04lT. X i.-C. Ol-Wt berrail f. eeimnjc pnieau la Amerlea. ) rer iicnl taken out by as is tnMirht bef"r th bncbr aiKAwfilnatmoc4unataUia f'rienttfic utcriau Irrest tin iilI"n of any sHentlfle psfier !n rt ...-t.1. SplriHiiair luutrmctl. Ki lulcilicnt Dixn shnel.l t without IL Weekly M.IKIt j-e.r; !Ji six months. Artdrps, sl'jNV CV KliUiim 6l lHutAmj, Kw Xork C1I7. . I I h-An 5 y omei SOMERSET, PA., WEDNESDAY, THE COUNTBY NEWSPAPER. He was retting home from Imsinos he merchant well-to-do The w heels of the electric ear were throw ing sparks of blue; And around him were acquaintance who where they Mood or sat, By look or word or gesture, were inviting to a chat. But quite Ignoring all of them, except to bow and smile When hailetl lv someone at the door or just across the aisle. He read with hoyish eagerness, while speeding o'er the street, The neatly printed p.ges. of a little coun try sheet. Ho read of Tom Jones' cntorprise in add ing to his barn. And learned that "Solon Hud Jluson has got a lraud-new yarn; That "Aunty Siuipkins gave a tea;" that "crops are pretty goid;" And that "A lie Bailey came to town and brought a load of wood." Well, yes, these things are trifles, perhaps to you and me; I'or l iiii they are reminders of the times that used to le; And from his busy city life he glances back with joy To see the town that circumscribed his doings as a boy. Each short and spicy paragraph Umui the village sheet Presents a scene familiar or a friend he used to meet; And may be you can tell it by the smiles that quickly come There's mention of his mother, am! the other "folks" at "homa." Men wander far for fortune, aud fitvl it t'o, and yet. The farm and slothful village and its folk they ne'er forget; Aud there's not a thing in city life which greater joy can give Than the little country piper printed where they used to live. I'lhtm'iHt IHxjuttrh. THE FORMDDEX DOUR An Adventure That Befell Two Boys on Shipboard. II v K. M a vox. Jack and I took our first sea voyage on board II. M. S. Porterman from Southampton. Kngland, several years ago. We found Captain Thornton, who was our father's friend, a very pleasant iiihii, and lie seemed to lie anxious that tiur trip should lie as en joyable as jwissihle. Then, again, Jaok, who was 10 years old, had never leen on iKiard ship liefore, and as I was five years oldor and kui-w something about a sailing vessel, I took pleasure in ex plaining to him many things that he did not understand. When we ran up the gang-plank, following our father on board the Por terman, we tried to see who should get oa deck first, and in our haste we ran p'.ump into the anus of a short, stout man with bushy whiskers, who was talking to father, and w ho we after wards learned was the captain. Jack fell over the captain's feet, while I could not stop myseif, so my head bumped against his arm aud over I went on the deck. "Hello!" he shouted, iu a voice like a fog-horn and laughing heartily; "what is the meaning of this, j-oung gentlemen? Is it mutiny? I never had a crew yet that came on board in such a hurry." Then he laughed again, a cherry, ringing laugh, and grasping each of us by a hand lifted us to our feet while father introduced us. Of course the first thing we did was to explore nearly every part of the ves sel. I was telling Jack that the galley, or caboose, was the place where the cooking was done, when the captain, overhearing us talking about his ship, steped up and said : "Well, young gentlemen, I suppose you know what a ship is?" "This Ls a ship," I answered. "How do you know that?" he asked and his eyes twiukled. Jack looked at me, but I think I looked rather foolish. The captain laid his hand ou my shoulder and said kindly : "Always rememlier this master Tom: A ship is a vessel furnished with a bowsprit aud three niasU, a mainmast, a foremast and a niizzenmast, each of which is composed of a lowermast, a ttpmast and topgallant mast, and stiuare-rigged. Do you know what square-rigged means?" "I think I know that, sir," I an swere.1. "It means when the chief sails are extended by yards aud sus p Milled by the middle." "That's right," said the captain. Then he caught Jack by the chin and akcd: "Well, little middy, do you know what you boys and myself are going to have for dinner to-day?" Jack shook his curly head. "Roast ptarmigans," said the cap tain, smacking his lips. As neither of us knew what a ptar migan was, the captain explained that it is a bird of the grouse family having its feet feathered down to its toes; that the pluninge is ash-eolored In summer and almost all white in winter. Also that they live iu the top of mountains, in the cold countries, and come down into the valleys to feed, living on ber ries, buds of trees and insects. After dinner I continued my explan ations to Jack alktut the ship, for I did not want him to think that I knew no more than the captain had given me credit for. "This box, Jack," I began, "is the binnacle, and it contains the mariner's compass, the needle of which always poinU towards the north. The lamp inside is lighted at night to show the captain his course." "Where do the sailors live ?" inter rupted Jack, who was not paying much attention to the binnacle, but was watching several of the sailors, who were coiling rope. "They live in the forecastle," I re plied. "It is in the forward part of the ship under the deck." Just then a brisk little man, hurry ing across the deck to speak to the cap tain, stumbled and almost fell over the oil of rope. One of the sailors laugh ed, and said softly to his companion : "There goes old Candles." "He is the ship's chandler, Jack," I said, taking the cue, "and supplies cordage, canvas aud any other furnish set ESTVI3LISIIED 1827. ings the ship may need. When the ship is in-port, however, and needing repairs the work is done by a man call ed the ship's husband, who also sees that she is in every respect seaworthy, which means in a proper condition to make a voyage. "Now, just where we are standing," I continued, "is called the ship's waist, or middle, and lies between the quarter-deck and the forecastle. The quarter-deck is the spact between the stem and the mainmast. We are now stand ing with our faces towards tiie he.vl or bow of the ship. On our left hand Ls the larboard side, or prt, and on our right is called starboard." I also told Jack about the wheel, which Ls fastened in an upright posi tion on an axle. It has handles ou its edge aliout a foot ajwrt, and is used for winding the tiller ropes, which connect with the rudder for steering the ship. A strong und heavy column of wood, five feet in height; aud shajtcd some thing like the letter A, only that it spreads out wide at the top, which is pierced with holes, was the next thing that attracted Jack's attention. This, I explained, was the capstan, which is principally used iu raising the anchor, Tiie "blue-iH ter,'.' which is a blue flag with a white square in iu centre, had ln-cn living for some time from the top of the mainmast. Jack thought it was the ship's colors, but I explained to him that it was the signal for sail ing and was used also to recall boats that had been sent out. Captain Thornton was very kind to us during our first day at sea, and as asjiecial treat took us in the evening into his own cabin and showed us many curious.thiiigs from foreign lands and seas. On his table was a model of the rock of tiibraltar, the strongest fortress in the worhL The model was cut out of granite with loop-holes for t-anunu, witli galleries and underground passages just like the real fortress. "What kind of watch-dogs do you supose are kept in the fortress?" ask ed the captain, looking at Jack. "Now, don't Uith of you speak at once." "I should think," I replied, "that the cannon were the best of watch dogs." "Good Master Tom," he cried, but I ought not to have put it that way. Properly speaking, though they do keep a sharp lookout for strangers, their watchfulness does no good; in hort, they are monkeys, almost a hundred, big ami little fellows." "Monkeys !" we both cried. "Yes," answered the captain, "and they are protected by the government, though for what rco. ; L oan not say. Xo one is allowed to harm them, and record is kept in a look of all their movements. N hen a baby monkey is born tiie fact is printed iu a paper call ed the Gibraltar Chronicle. Isn't that funv ?" Then the captain showed us some poisoned arrows once used by the na tives of South Africa; a collection of very beautiful shells from every quar ter of the globe, and a great glass ease tilled with specimens from the depths of the sea curious-looking fishes and seaweed looking like green, blue and red silk. From a drawer iu a cabinet the cap tain produced a piece of shell called onycha," which, he said, lieionged to a kind of shellfish found in the lakes of India. He rublied a little whale oil on the shell and then set it on fire. A beautiful green and yellow flame leap ed iuto the air, and was followed by a thick white smoke which quickly fill ed the cabin with a very pleasant er fume. Then the captain told us that these shells always gave out a smell like musk when burning. "You boys are free to roam ah ut the ship wherever you choose," said the captain at the close of the evening's entertainment, "and I shall be gld to have you make use of this cabin at any time. There are Imoks here, master Tom,'" he said, pointing to a well-filled case above his head, "that wiil tell you and Jack many wonderful things about the sea and its inhabitants, but do not on any account have anything to do with that little door or you will be sorry for it." He pointed as he spoke to an iron door iu the corner of the cabin, in the lock of which a big key was sticking. "You may be sure, young gentlemen" he continued in a solemn manner as he turned on his heel and bade us good-night "that I have a good reason for thus warning you." The excitement caused by ourstrange surroundings, however, drove the cap taints warning out of our heads, hut it came back to us iu a startling manner uot long afterwards. One night, shortly after 11 o'clock, Captain Thornton left us in his cabin to answer a call from some one on deck. Jack was reading in one corner, and I was looking at a sp.cimen of the "ship-worm," which, the captain had told me, was found in all but the cold est seas and was very destructive to the wood of ships. J was wondering why the worm was covered by a little shell, and was about to pick it up to examine it more closely, when I heard a cry from Jack followed by a low growl. I turned quickly and saw with alarm that Jack had disobeyed the captain's orders, and had opened the iron door. Tiie growl had come from an animal, which looked like a leopard. It stood on the sill of the door looking at us with eyes like balls of fire. I do not know to this day how I did it, but I grabbed hold of Jack, who had rushed to my side after opening the dwr, and ran with him as fast as I could up the companion-way to the deck, screaming all the time for the captain. Iu my excitement I was half way up the rigging with Jack clinging to my coat before I notioed anyone on deck. The captain was smoking a cigar and talking to the man at the wheel. He turned around on hearing my cries repeated and shouted sternly ; "Come down out of that riggngat onceyoung gentlemen. What do you mean by such conduct?" I was speechless with fright and could only point at the monster which, by this time, was almost on the deck. S-ime one else also saw the animal as soon as it put up its head level with the deck. This was a Swedish sailor, a very powerful man nearly 7 feet In height Jack aud I had often watched APRIL 1. 189(J. I this man lift weights with hLs fingers ! and teeth He sprung forward with what I thought was a cry of anger and brand ished something above his head. In the dash of the moonlight on its pol ished surface I saw that it was a long bar of steel. Once, twice, thrice, it descended upon the animal's head with such force that I could hear the bones crack. The captain rushed at the sailor and tried to prevent him from striking again, but the man brushed him aside as if he had been a fly, and continued his blows until he felt sure that the thing was dead. Then he picked it up and threw it overboard, after which he folded his arms and gazed calmly at his sujierior officer. "Me glad it dead," he said in broken English. "It eat the little lioy." The captain stamped uprn the deck and shook his fist in the siilor's face. He grew so angry and talked so fiercely that I expected to see him kill the man before our very eyes. How ever, he ordered him put in irons for the rest of the voyage, and then told us to follow him to his cabin. I shall never forget that interview nor the lecture that Jack received. The animal was a cheetah, or hunt- ing .leopard. The captain told us also that it was old ami harmlessaud a great pet but that it disliked strangers. "Obedience," said the captain in concluding a lecture that madeourears and chifks grow red, "oU-dience is just as much the foremost duty of a sailor as it certainly Ls the first duly of a soldier." Three days after this occurrence we pleaded with the captain for the sail or's release, but he would not grant our request, He, however, gave us jkt mission on the day we left the Porter man to vi.-it the xormau ami bid him good-bye. This we did and found him looking very sad, indeed. We thank ed him .for w hat he had done for us, but he only shook his head and whisp ered : "I.ieppar.1 cat mate's little Ihv last summer." , A Practical Joke. A chemist who has sjxuit all his leis ure in trying to discover etlective means for the sjieedy extinction of fires at last invented a grenade which, he was persuaded, was the very thing that was needed everywhere, says an exchange. He arranged for a public exhibition of its incomparable virtues and built outside the town a wooden structure, which on a given night would lie u.-sil to demonstrate the fire extinguishing capabilities of the "Modi-rn Won-kr Hand Grenade." On the evening in question, as soon as darkness came, a great crowd as sembled and the man of scientific skill appeared with specimens of his won- ! derful invention. I After haranguing the mob ou the ' merits tif his grenade, he preceded to set fire to the temporary building, and ; as the Ilamcs leaped up he threw oiV his coat and let the bottles fly. But, to the chagrin of the chemist, as each missile struck the loards, the flames ' leaped higher and the fire burned with a fiercer glow. Faster flew the grenades, but larger grew the fire, ami soon the stock of grenades and the patience of the thrower were alike exhausted. The structure was reduced to ashes and the discomfited inventor rapidly retired amid shouts of derision. I'p to the present he has failed to as certain who extracted the corks of his grenades and, pouringout the contents, filled them up with parafiine. A Striate Orersi'ht A tall, dark-complexioned man w ith four-days' growth of beard on his chin, who was hurrying along lKar- Imrn street the other day, suddenly halted and addressed a sleek, well-fed iK-rsonage whom he encountered at a crossing. "Buggsby," he said, "would it be convenient for you to pay that ?' that you borrowed of me about a year and a half ago ?" "I'm deuced hard up this morn ing, Jennings," responded the other. But I'll pay you just as soon as I can. I haven't a c.Mit." "I need the money.' "Aud you ought to have it, Jennings. I'll see that you d n't go without it much longer. Gnad morning." "Good morning." Fifteen minutes later the tall, dark- complexioned man happened to pass a sal'Miu. Lojking in at the. op.-n d -r he saw Bjggsby in the act of treating a friend. He saw Bjggby take a greenback from his picket and toss it carelessly on the counter. Then he stepped inside. "Buggsby," he s V:d, tapping him on the shoulder, "did anybuly ever tell you that you were a mean, sneaking, lying, miserable, dirty, contemptible, crawling, pusillanimous, low-down. thieving, g.KHl-for-nothing, two-for-a-cellt dead-beat ?" "Why, no, Jennings," replied the sleek, well-fed personage, somewhat embarrassed. "I don't think anybody ever did." "Well, I'm surprised !" retorted the tali man, turning ou his heel and striding out iuto the op.ui air. CArtt- The Cause of Fevers. Few people fully appreciate the eirects of malaria on the human system. Residents of low-lying districts aro daily storing away in their btxlies the inhaled germs of disease which per meate the air, aud even where the location is elevated, toooften sanitation is imperfect and emanations from decay iug vegetable matter render the air poisonous. The result is a train of bilious disorders, agues, intermittent and bilious fevers. A good plan is to take a few doses of a mild but thorough, and searching cathartic whenever an attack is threatened. For this purpose Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are unequaled. Tiiey depurate the liver, care constipation, improve digestion and often ward off dangerous fevers. Once used, they are always in favor. A Thick SkalL There is one thing about black Ale Hunter that isn't shroudi-d iu mythi cal darkn-ss, and that is his head. Abe may not la much on clothes and general seductiveness of face or form, but he has undoubtedly the knobbiest head iu North America. This is rec ognised by all medical authorities who have seen him. Just at the top where his forehead used to be, U-fore age made its extensions of it, rises a knob as large as a pigeon's egg, directly where it will be of use as a horn. It is to this knob and the general thickness of his skull that Ala; owes his principal fame. The great work of his life has been as a "hunter," and the tricks lie has done in this way are many and wonderful. I'nfortunately, many are made doubtful by Abe's tendency to fiction, but enough remain to justify the reputation he has gained. One that has many times unquestionably lieen performed is the breaking of 1' inch planks on his hea l. Ahs own method of doing this is p-eulitr. Though not tall, he Ls a very p werfu I man, with arms like a black Hercules and legs like an ebjny eomvrt grain! piano. Taking a Isiard in Uith hands beholds it at arms' length aud brings it ! down with a eras!, on the knob of his I skull. The first blow is generally not enough to break it, but by continued thumping it finally gives way, cracking across as if broken by blows from tiie Limit end of an ax. This performance is varitil at times by fastening a plank at b ilh ends and letting AN' bunt it in the manner of a billy g.i. He plunges at it with desperate earnest ness and it generally gives way at the first blow. If any old sulscri!er thinks this is a pleasant pa.time, the "IL-puMirau" has gtnerou.sly decided to cater to his pleasure by furnishing him 2-incli planks for this purjMise. One weil-authentieated instance of AU-'s prowess is furnished by a party of the jeunesse doree of Whi'e Oaks, who, while indulging in a hard cider carouse near the sawmill at Coles Crossing, invited old Abe to lie present at their gay orgies and furnish amuse ment for the occasion. This atiiti-e-nient consisted of the comparatively simple act of standing still while they broke --inch planks over his knob. This wiKid-splittimr, however, soon lieeame too muck like work, and one festive youth, incited by the -rpent which lurks in the juice of the apple, sni .teAlie a perilous blow with the edge of the plank and felled him to the ground. Rising up slowly the old inuu said: "Gue-s yu' let that slip that time. Fo God, yo' oughtn't to l so careless, yo' might hurt souu-U-idy some day." In this case, however, leide su.'IVring the discomfort of hav ing his kno'.i somewhat peeled, old A!; s.-emed to have hvn uninjured. How to Sleep Bast. The proper p-xition of leds with re gard to the points of the compass that is, whet'ier we should lie north and south, parallel to the earth's axis, or east and west, across it is the p:i..ling problem prop tunded by Sir Bsijamin Richardson in an K.-iglish publication. If til ." head is turned west there is a tendency, it is said, to send thi b'.ovl rushing to that organ. If the he.id is east the feet are affected in a similar way. Sir Benjamin thinks that "if we should lie iu the line of the axis due n mh and south it would be m .t probable that the rotation of the earth would produce no special etTcct on the bloo 1 in its course to or from the head." As for himself, lie has tried all po-.i-tio'us, aud sleeps best when his head is turned towards the I'nited States. j Tiie only objection he has to it is that the sun wakes him up a little earlier than he likes. r York llo.-A-. Queen Amelie's Hcbby. Tiie King of Portugal and his entire Court are rejoh ing over the zeal and in liistry with which f leen Auielie is devoting herself to the study of th- Ii K-ntgeii light. Her majesty puts in all her tinii now iu photographing King Carlos and the ladies and gentic men of the Court in ord-T to discover what their skeletons are like. Foi sev eral years the i lean has b vu a rapt student of medicine, and in her en thusiastic pursuit of medical science and by her experiments, had reduced some of her ladies-in-waiting almost to death's door. Now that the i leen has a new hobby, tiie Portuguese Court rejoices, especially thu King, as the iueen was always insisting upon his trying new methods discovered by herself for reducing his growing cor pulency. It is even saitl that in con seqU'enee of the King's gratitude to Roentgen, the. Professor is to lie invit ed to the Curt at Lislion and will receive a high decoration from His Majesty. In soothem climes or northern hinds. One undisputed fact fast stands. 'Tisthis, that woman's weal and woo Make up the hub ofthings below; For tu the softer sex 'tis given To put man in or out of Heaveu. L'.'t t'.ie wife and mother be sickly and as a result, querulous aud fidgety, and the whole household is disturbed. To cure this state of things, the afore said wife and mother has only to take Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. The cause will disappear promptly. Tne "Prescription" is a nervine and restorative tonic of wonderful efiicucy and made for the alleviation ofdLsca.se peculiar to women. For nursing mothers and debilitated "run-down" women generally, it is the best restora tive tonic and soothing nervine known. For those about to become uioUicrs it is indeed, a priceless boon. It lessens the pains and perils of chitdhirth, shortens parturition, promotes the secretion of an abundance of nourishment for the child and shortens the period of con finement. Mr. Wootlbie Passenger (in railroad station at Poughkeepsie) Here, you ! what time does the next train go to New York ? Mike U: j ibbers ! 'tis jjst gone, sir. Judje. ILO WHOLE NO. 23tfl. Biggs' Peroration. But talking of blunders,' eontin utd the member reminisoently, "did you ever hear the story of Oovemer I:ij,'s, of California, and his pleuro- puciimou!. fad ? Well, it was fit the Fifty-first Congress. Biggs represent ed a district in California and his one hobby was plcuro-pncumonitu The synipti.ns were most violent iu the Governor at times, but somehow he Co'iM never get a chance to lie heard on it, Heed iK-rsisteiitly refusing to n-'-o-riiie him. He was so full of his sii! jwt that one day he told the Siicak erou tiie ll'K.rof the House : " 'I mu-t Ik; recognized on the pleuro-pneiimonia bill, for I am going to California to-morrow and shan't lie back for a month. If I ant not allow ed to speak on it today I don't know if t!i chance will ever miv.' "But Heed, with one of his frosty Silx-rian start's, 1'wiked ovr Biggs' head and recognized another niemlier. The Cjlif rniaii was mad. He went West tiie next day and ha I not yet etsih.il otl" w hen he returned. "IJ til hapjiened to put Judge Pay son in thv chair one day and had no soo:;er turned his hack than Biggs sM!cd up and akil Pay -on to recog niv him. Pay son promised and Biggs wfit down stairs to take a cup of cold tt.i to toiii.; himself for the great tlfrt j of !iis life, the long-eorked-up p.-ech i on h-uro-pneumonia. "As soon as an opMirtunity offered Bigg asked for recognition and was given the floor. As he pronnled he w.ixed eloquent and simultaneously thirsty. He asked Cluny, bis col league, to bring him a glass of water, :ui Chiny, under an overwhelming in-pirati'tii of humor, set a glass of gin ou B:ggV di.-s! Biggs drank the gin an I grew m re garrulous still on his favorite subject, while Ciuny and his circle of sworn confidants sat and watched the tea, the gin and th- pleu-rtvpn.-umouia working out their fatal d-'-tiny like so many boys keeping g ::ird on a slow fue. "Well, Biggs chised in a burst of py ro'efhnie eloquence. He had the etile beating his mighty pinions and mountain tops bearing witness to his as.-s,-rtiiis, and aliout this time the combination of gin and cold tea so completely monojKIi.ed him that he clovil with a solemn declaration: "I am, sir, in favor of the jsor lal oiiug man and f pleiiro-pneuiuonia." Yt'iifJiiii'lt'in I't-f. He Needed no Sympathy. "I am the nun who was talking with yo i a'ont t .vo hours ago," he said as he walked up to a patrolman on .I.-il'-ron avenue, nearsecm 1 street. "Yes," replied the officer, after a look. "t 1 1! 1 y i I was a i oi l sp irt, and w. i:e I to fiu l :!! of the boys." 4 Yes." , "Yo:i said the best thing I could do was t g d wii to the depot and wait for my train, and let the lioys a!o:ie." ' Yes, I think so yet." "Well, I'm goin", but I found the boy--. They were down here in a sa lo iti, an 1 when I t-'ld 'em I was an old sp rt from Sp irtsvi'Ie they winked at each other. I do look like a hay seed, don't I ?" "Very much so. If you've Iven cleaned out d m't ome whiningaround to inc. I gave you a fair warning of what would hapjien.'' "You've seen a feller throwin' three kecrds around, and bet you couldn't pick out the ace, haven't you?" " Tint's three-card monte. You were idiot enough to Wt, I suppose?' "Yes." "Well, you'll know let!er next tim Don't yo.i read the papers?" "Kvcry d iv." "Then you ought to have known what the game was ! "I did."' "And yet you lct with your eyes wiil? open and not knowing you ha ln't one chance in a hundred ! I have no sympathy for you !"' "I wasn't adiin' for any. If you've any sympathy t- spire give it to the b.4 down there, fur they are out o' pn-ket, and I'm in! I jest thought I'd stop and ask you if you'd take $ of the sugar and turn it over to a;i orphan asylum as a gift from me, but bein you are so busy and don't feel Wiil, won't lother you aUmt it. I'll go down to the depot and sit arouiid, and if anylnnly eeiius with hayseed to sell send 'em down to me. I wtiiit a f i teli i-upply for my hat and coat collar !") Vo f IVic V.. That Foliini Bed. An old, gray-whiskered man, who had !ivd nil his life on a small farm near l. itavia, stopped at the hotel last Tne-..iuy evening. He said he wanted a room for one night. lie was sent to the third floor. L iter iu the evening he went out and didn't come back till mid.iig'it. II f h 1 evidently b.vu en joying himself. His breath snrdied of whisky. He went up to his room and that was t'.ie last seen of him until early in the morning, when aby went to call him for his train. The boy got no answer when he knocked on the door, and he opened it an 1 walked In. The folding bed ha 1 not tieen let down. The by had to look ah wt for a mo ment or two before he discovered the old man. Then he heard a husky voice from up near the ceiling somewhere. He looked up and there was the guest curled up on top of the led, rubbing his eyes. 1 le was fully dressed, with the exception of his big cowhide I a its, which were standing on the floor. '"Say mister," inquired the boy, "why didn't yer get into bed?" "B' go-.h ! shouted the m in, angrily, "there ain't no lcd. Here I've been curled up on top of this here sideljoard ali night without a wink of sleep. Aia't this a nice way to treat a man ? Hey ?' Il'ijfit'o ;.. Sympathizing widow But your sis ter will meet her friends in that bless ed land. Tiie afllicted one And I only hope they won't find out that she lost all her money before she died. Boston The Tear' Horoscope. r old;;!,-! th planets, a &i'rriii ousyear is before us. It begin on Mareh ', w hen the sun entered the martial sign of the Htm, the first sign of the zodiac, twenty-three minute past nin v. M. New York time ), and it will und about the same time next year. From the positions and a-p.-ets of the planets at that iii..i,ietit. the astrologer draw hU conclusions us to the iiutuic of the events that will happen during the coming year. The planetary configura tions at the moment of the sun's en trance into the other cardinal signs. Cancer, Libra, anil Capricorn, are also usually noti-d, but are not important in this in-taiice for the reason that a fixe I sign, Scorpio, is on the cusp of tie? asindalit, which denotes that the events foreshad wed in th? nor se p. may therefore fairly be e nisid-rd at in force an entire year. Moreover, a study of the heavens at the moiui-nt when the sun enters the other cardinal signs, which takes place in summer, autumn aud winter, shows us nothing that is not shown iu tiie present horo scope, when due allowance is made f r the pissige of the sun and moon through t'.ie variojs signs, and for the. motions of tiie other planets. The outlook, as a who., is not prom ising, though through the gbn.n glim mer many cheery rays of light. Tho three malefic planets, H- rschel, Saturn an. 1 Mars, are angular and in an evil ascept, which is a sure token of mis chief. There will I- m my murders and suicides during the year, and many persons will also c i:o to their end Ly drowning. Women and children will fare li lly. Many of the former w iil I brutally assaulted by men, and many of the latter will le subjected to shocking ill tPtiti lent, lit tween em ployer and employed there will be lit tle harmony, and in some quarters there will le strikes, which may l-e attended with violence and bloodshed. Rob'iers will reap many a rich harvest, and w ill too often escape with their plunder. Much projs-rty and especially hotels, theaters and other places of amu.--i:i"iit will le destroyed by fire. These fires will ni'tstly incur in the summer, which season will !e disastrous in other ns-jKH-ts for pleasure parties and phut s of amusement. There will ulso be much rush speculation, resulting i l IlSS. There will lie s ne notable cyclones, storm 4 and explosions, an ! the South will also suffer somewhat from earth quakes. The pub'.;.; health, on the whole, will be good, but, though there w ili bo no epidemic there w ill ba g-l leal of bronchitis and influenza and many deaths from fever. Despite nuch blustering and j:n;- ism, there will tie no war wim any foreign country, and at no time will our diplomatic relations be rea'ly straintil. Tne opposition to the (J.jr ernment w ii: be unusually strong, end will come to a head in the autumn. Much of this opposition will probably be caused by a scandal, which may 1-e made public, in regard to some Gov ernment department. Much opposi tion will also conic from th .se clamor ing for war, and in this connection it may U: well to iioj- that the sign .f Twins, which is on the cu-p of the eighth house in this hT.ecope, rules London, Washington and Armenia. It will be a trying year for the Preu iduot, but he otilit to pass, thmtiic'i it unscathed. He will sulfer somewhat in health, and will find msny of tho projects and Governmental measurr strongly opposed, but by the aid of hi staunch friends, among whom must re includtd a large proimriion of tre ma-esi al,d by the exen-i.-e of his in nate prudence and g.sl sense, he wiil weather all storms and retire from oflhv with an unblemished reputation. He and his Cabinet wiil during the year lie the objects of much popular discontent, and there seemslittle doubt that the n-xt occupant of the White Hxise wiil te a Republican. There will In? certainly an exciting election. The month in which it takes place w ill lie a critical one for Prsideiit Cleve land, but, as this is the Nation's horo scope and not his, I can not enter into details. The business prosject is good, at least during the spring and summer. Stocks will rise and there will be a marked improvement in our foreign trad?. In the aut'iniTi there will be a stagnation in business, which will be widely felt, and there wiil te sopie commercial failures. This will indeed le the worst season of the entire year. Not only will there 1-e trouble in finan cial circles, but there will also be ex ceeding excitement on account of strikes and crimes. The strikes may be widespread, and, if s, the struggles lt-t ween employers and tmploytd will Is? more bitter than they have Ihcii f r years. A". r Y'trl- If- ru 'if. Strange Eace of Siaiaas. In the island of Borneo is a race of wonderful monkeys. They are called the prolioseis monkey, from their long nose. They are very large; indeed, they are the largest of their species, measuring four to five feet in height when sta:i ling in an upright position. Tivese creatures are seldom or never seen on the ground, spending almost their entire time in the treetcj, win re they are perfectly at home. They are the most di.Heult to tame of ali the simians, being very wild and unman ageable, and alsooti account of theirsie. This monkey gets his name from bis curious tt uutenaiKv, which resembles a mm with p.u exceeding long nose, an 1 th ' can also le recognied by a heard an 1 s'.d r whiskers which extend from ear to ear under the chin, like the farmer?' beards in the comic pi per. They s ni'i.'h resemble a human be ing that travelers in the interior often used to mist ik? them for a race of pe pie. Oa? of ticeni was exhibited some "ii) years ago through England, thead vertiserii?nt calling it the "Wild man of Borneo." The natives who inhabit Jie interior of the islan 1 believe that these m :i keys are descended from an old man who retired to the forest t avoid p ly ing trib-ite to the king, an 1 they hM him in t'ae greatest respect for being clevereiiough to devise this means of evading the responsibilities of society and escaping the xwerful hand of the ruler. On this account also they can not be induced to kill or injure one, thinking a:i I believing that it might be a relative. They inhabit the central mountainous portion, principally, and are generally found iu troops in the vicinity of streams. Borneo has many other curious and wonderful plants and animals, but this is the List known. X ii' Ywk Joui tt'. The beneficent influences of the new ly cut pine are condensed and retiried in Dr. Wood' Norway Pin Fyrup, nature's own remedy for coughs an colds. "No wonder I'm stuck," said th bewildered pedtfstriau ; "I'rs ri against the forks of tb road." Kottitrnet, Pa.