Herald ft 111 BLISHKD 1ST. 1ST Pa iblication. .nilii .1 JvDce, otherwise !! -..'vbech ( beclutrged. :f" will be discouUnued until hen subscriber do not h rnsDonalbla from one postoffloe to viu of the fonn- ' tt?nt0ffl r,i StiasaaM' Addresa Herald, CrHKJf'V v. it v KY PUBLIC. I , A'1J"- Somerset, fa. - SKA. -: "' ;,..iur ul nudity. C. v ... ,e 1 I L L"U U .nuUNEVS-ATiAW, '4 . . .T.i-v 1'i ni.ir. ,bj ikiiuenet, la. T'i ill, V illvTt:-orouitliU,I,itUburK,P. 'll fulls EV-AT-LAW. iSomeniet Fa. ,, r slore M l'.KKKLEY. .a - l buuienrU Pa. .,.aj.aiuH.i-u. .. . i-i i tuiiKTet, Pa. .ii W. i:IIKl'KKls Somerset, lTU -ll.ue Ui, opposite Court ii'K'KtY-AT-LAW, trximt-nstl, Pa. .'SuXEV-AT-LAW. Ntiuewl, Pa. .. iTT Ariv.'kM-is-Ar-L.vw, Somerset, Pa. ... all. iiti.m to hUKiiivw tn r iiiSoiik-i -tana adjoining. isr. ii ;LLNTINE HA V, iliwu-.i-.--.. Somerset, Pa. WrtiL K.li:su.:r. Will attend to '.,-us.uil lo iuscan-with prouupt- E H- I'HL. ArU'ltV-AT-L-Vft, rvjiufrnet. Pa. rqCt !!r.id to H tU!.iui f" . ' M1KV a.ivali.vd OU OolleO" Zrx m iLiiumolU Jilotk. i 0. K1MMKL, AU'Jt;tV-AT-LAW, Soiueixtt, Pa. .V.viiiih'i!: l.uim-ss cutrusu-d UJ nU 1imrrvl ua iktlj'intut; txm..tr, will i-U!ii iwriiit. (.iilux- ou Vtitin Crusa lTntioSruU!'Mruwi5 store. .Jli L ITt.il, ah vu t -A 1 , boiuenet, Pa. ..' VaUiinoih Bioi k. up lUin. En- , :irt;ia. tilirrriaiiiiUfd, and all Liriiiiti to itu prouipmt . . U 'UN. U C. tLBOKX. ,U'IL i COLHUllX, APIUUN h s-Al -LA W, ionu rwt, Pa. ratnil4 to our cure will be .u u.i! lw.liiuiiy wiu-mil to. Coll"C-t-. iLxmJt-rfcL. i-ui..ni atud adjolll- uru; aud cuuvciauciuj L BAER 4 ilU'K.tl-AI-LA, s.mrrt, Ia. - t-ir: m S.mtTwt aud adjoining -i A : uMumrutrutrd to liiiu Wlil n r.. til v. H. p.i'PPEU ATTuH tVrS-A T-LA V, Somerxt, Pa. i:m ratrcslrd to thfir care will be puudualiv atl.-inK-d to. Office . tru imn," opuiu MaiuuiotU .l AHtTHKHS. M. I)., FiiVsiflAN AM) J-L'KotOK, Soiueraot, la. !' ac PkU-wt :rrt, .io!.ite V. B. P. F. MIAFKEI IAN A51.SI KGEOS, otuent, Ia. "- k.: p.f,win!i:i! HTYi-rs to the citl : N'i'iM mud Tiriuity. office next "'-UlMlirtVtaj HuU-1. I);-J M. LOUTH Ell, - au; t!t, rtr of Irug ktore. ' pr.f..iniui (u r to the clU--jir-in !4 vhimTv. I'uloa pro. TV i- run u iound at hia of- - ot liuiuoud. uiiuuau- in Ihiuistry.) t!"' ,!;'"li"U to tlir pnwrration Aniii. iui wt lui- nol. ciuisiiiHi itwtory. m owL. H. lM A More, Funeral Director. j Patriot feu Iin4 6nrvevor iiINKKlL I.iitie,P. V . Estate and Collecting " '::i)o "' Kn'lllr V- -i, t:ru "af i-f-- j'T p CT M"'-1 ''xlioD of pnp 't'iTJ.'V'.wit .ln:f to pre Ui.l.H BKA'HY, aurpp,T Kl k '-a-u.r '",,"k'- a -rimlty of & Gasoline, ery known of Petroleum rL U nHMX UBlfoniljy -laciqry Oils Sfarket. -v. -TV ; Somerset KT: m Oils! buuieraet, Pa, 7 1 1 VOL. XLIV. XO. Ivory Soap It Floats At all grocerr stores two sizes of Ivory Soap nrc soM ; enc tliat costs five cents a cate, and a larger size. The larger cake is the more con venient and economical for laundry and general household use. If your Grocer is out of it, insist on Lis getting it far you. Tmi F-aocrt ft. Gaubu Co.. Cmn. THE- I First National Bank Bomerset, Penn'a. o Capital, S50.000. Surplus, S22.000. DEPOSITS NCCCIVED IN LARGE All 0 SMALL AMOUNTS. PATABLC ON DEMAND. ACCOUNTS OF MERCHANTS, FARMERS, STOCK DEALERS, AND OTHERS SOLICITED DISCOUNTS DAILY. BOARD OF DIRECTORS. LaRXE M. HICKS, tiEO. R. KCl'IJ, JAMES L. PCUU, W. H. MIIXEK, JOHX R. HCOTT, RXBT. a KCL'LJ FEED W. BIESECKEK. EDWARD SCULL, : : PRESIDENT. VALENTINE HAY, : VICE PRESIDENT. HARVEY M. BERKLEY, . CASHIER. The funds and pru titles of this bonk are se curely protected In a celebrated CoKLiss Bra- clab Pbixk Safe. The only siife made abso lutely burslar-proof- Somerset County Katieaal AN K OF SOMERSET PA. EitaklliM, 1877. 0rrnl2td at t Mitlonil,18S0 O. CAPITAL, $50,000 SURPLUS AND UN- DIVIDED PROFITS $1,3UU. Chas. J. Harrison, President. A'ice President - - Cashier. Ass't Cashier. Wm. II. Koontz, Milton J. Trias, Geo. S. Ilarrison, Directors: Sam. B. Harrison, Win. KmWpy, JoHiab Siiecht, Jonas M. Cook, John II. Snyder, John Stum, Joseph B. I a vis Noah S. Miller, Harrison Snyder, Jerome StutVt, Chas. V. Snyder. rH.isnni of thin tmnk will receive the most llU-ml treat ment conMent wit h saf- tank in. i .1 i.i.ii,. t.. u..nfl IIK.11..V etst or wefcl can be aooomiuodated by dna for any amount. x , Moim-v and valuaines wcurro oy one "i bold' celrbnited aafeK, with most improved time lock. . Co!ltlini made in all parts of the I nlted State. Oiarc- moderate. Accounts and lepil oiicnea. A. H. HUSTON, Undertaker and Embalmer. A GOOD HEARSE, nd everything pertaining to funeral furn- Uhed. SOMERSET - - Pa Jacob D. Swank, Watchmaker and Jeweler, Next Door Wett of Lutheran Church, Somerset, - Pa. Am Now prvjiarwi to supply the public with Clocks, Watches, and Jew elry of all descriptions, as Cheap as the Cheapest REPAIRING A SPECIALTY. All work guaranteed. Look at ruy stock before making your purchases. J. D. SWANK. ARTISTIC JOB PRINTING A SPECIALTY. IIARRY M. BEXSUOFF, MAhUFACTURING STATIONER -AND BLANK BOOK MAKER IIANNA5I BLOCK. Tte B Johnstown. Pa. e 35. Campbe t Smith THE PEOPLE'S STORE. Grand Clearance Sale ! Our buyer. have Iwniiit sc:tso;i:ilih' nnd desirahle ;ls at wonderfully l w pri, r.inl we .ir.-dfU riiiincd tixinp'v our shelvcK of all Mirpius s!irk. ill order to d i this we are selling large quantities .f Dry Goods, Carpels, Curtains, Dress Coofe, Etc, AT Fifty Cents on the Dollar. AND- MlEEry, Fancy Gooes, Jswslry, TriEiis, Its, at Twenty-five Cents on the Dollar. Not everything in our .-!h-V tt -VK? ati'l 'Z'c on the dollar, but what isn't -vi-n the newest and st:'ji!o every -day g.Huls are niarktlso low you can come hun dreds of lnik-s t buv and ."till Nive money. We h-iven't room f.ir details mention just a few to jrive you an ilea of the val ues olH-red. Thousands of others as good, and many of them lelter. Ve!o:ireaetriiiii!Hd with black Thi bet fur and lined with silk, at if 6 75, 8 50. $10.00, and $12.00; fully one third U'low regular price. Fine Kl-etrie Seal Cafwn, inches long, f.iil sweep and saliii liiiv-! ; re duced from $12.5Q to $3 -18. Ladies" all-wool I'. .tii !e Cloth Jack ets, shield front, mandolin .-kt-ves and velvet collar; worth glO 03 for $5 03- All-wool bhiek or blue s-.t skirts, lined with p.-rciline and bvind with velveteen ; nie;is'jn-s full live yards; all finished scams ; wt.rth $750 for $4. All-wool black Henriettas, exejllent quality reduced frt-in S9c to 25c. All-wool Sere, all colors ; 4' inch wide ; worth 50c rediKtl to 2-V. All-wool two-ply Carpets, U-st made, 50c Colored Cashmeres, 40 inches wide, reduevtl from 25c to 15c. All our trimmed hats that sold at 4 and $5 reduced to $1.00. Children's and Iir-s-s' untrimmed hats that sold at 25c and 50c for 5c Heal Scotch Lace Curtains, 1 to inches wide, ;!'. yards lonir, worth $2 00, redll.-el to $1.25- Irish Point Curtains, the regular 30 kind for jlO ; and the only reason you ret them at this price is that we have a surplus stock. Men's 10 suits for 57 39- Men's jl2 suits for 3 63. Men's 19-50 ov rcoats for s. Men's 12-50 overcoat for slO- liys' 3 suits for -1.93 just the kind you want for schoci wear. JVn-s' s4 suits for ?2--'0: tiice suit for either dress or evt rday wear. Siieeial values in Linen. Flannels. Calicoes and Muslins. Fifth Avenue, BCTCrN W090 AH I Pittsburgh, (MITMr CIO S7.lt S. ELY'S Cream Balm CATARRH Ik iii kly All:i I'.tin and Intl:inafit:Iioii. tfif wins. tliihit? fnmi AitiltTioiial iit! S-ns s f T:tsU and aSuitil. TWILt CURES OLD 'N HEAD A tKirtii-lc fsnppliiHl inton-h iitri! and 1 at-i-Rbl.-. l'riw jOc.!it at druiisi"t r ''y mil. . KI.Y liKOTHKKS, X Warn n trt V 1. THE KEELEY CURE Is a special borni tn bnine men who, havtnf dhfW uucoiist-toadr into the drink habit an J awaken to find the disease of alconousm fastened up a tlu m, renderinir th.'m unfit to manage af fairs requiring a clear brain. A four woek course of truaunent at tie , HTTSBURa KEELEY INSTITLTE, Xa. 4246 Firth Avenue, rtnrwi to them all their power, mental and physical, ditrT the ahnornial appetite, and restores Uiera to" the condition thev were in be fore theT indulzed in stimulants. This has been donein'more than IftO casta treated here, and mong them some of your own neighbors, to whom we can rtfr wuli confi'lenre aa to the alxoiuta safety and eflicienrT of the Keeley Core. The fullest and mt sinhins; investicaUon la n ritcd. bead for pasi-hict giving tuil inJorma Uon. eivrira. nans mad ir Si DESICM PlTtMTa. Tor tnfonnatlnB ana rrr Handbook ntt to HtNS tu, t tcuwM, Mw 'Voire. OldM tmo f rninn paUTiu la Amfnrt. trerr raiml uLrnout h l t rooirlit b-fi Ui. tMiUM bj a aooos siven Creaotcaaiva ia Ua frieutific mxltn Tarrest rtrmtsMnn of rT irtentSfle paper In thft ..r.J. h'llrtiuWIr lllurfraust. J liiu-llu.'rnt man .boul.l b. without 1U Werklr. K3.UOa UiidTmoiitiia Aldr KU.VV jO 1-t uuis, 61 iMoadwaj.SuW VucaCttf. Caipell Sfflilli i 4 Sclenliflo American Agency rn fj i Z.S TRADB MARKS. .VOVjr DESICN PATENTS. irLit w omer SOMERSET, PA., BETWEEN THE SIZES. Should I have lieen no nidely planned That nothing seems to ever tit. If Nature when she took in band The work, had glv'n her miud to It? My I . Kits and liats and gloves and all Kuch things, are never ready-made; I'm what, I fancy, they would rail "IVtween the sizes" in the trade. My tiocial views I cannot square With tlueofany tther ach.Mil, My olitio. are just as rare And follow no existing rule; And when my spirit's deeper needs Cry out for comfort or control. I search in vain anions the creeds To suit my solitary soul. If Nature ne alone to blame That I have leen constructed ill. Must I forever lie the same And stay "lietweeii the sixes" still ? Or, in some happy future state Krom human limitations free. Will crt-eds and clothes l out of date, And will there lie a place for nieT Ci'iittitbcrx' Journal. FIDDLING JIMMY. He was lon. lank and lean, light haired, with pale blue eyes, the pro duct of the Missouri bottoms, where tilings sprout up with such amazing quickness and then mature with so much deliberation. When he dropped from a train at I odge City, he had an old fashioned carpftsack in one hand and under bis other arm was a fiddle in a faded brown bag. I Ie looked about him some what in wonderment at the river and the rolling, treeless country merging into the sky far away to the south and then again at the long, crowded street on the other side. He looked but for a moment, however, and then proveded straight to the olliee of the foutlnvesl ern ftage company. His inquiry there was short and to the point. "Have ye got airy job a felhr kin do?" This was years ago, when Dodge was the end of the overland cattle drive and fully entitled to its reputation of a w ild and wooly town. To the south for a few miles was a sprinkle of s:et tlt rs and U-yond that all was lonesome and inhospitable. The Southwestern company always had vacancies. Along the many routes were certain relay stations, some of which were sure to lie in need of keep ers. There w as one line in particular, running down to Taseosa, on the South Canadian, in Tex&s, a stretch of 2"0 miles, and just a little over half way was a station, No. 13, w here a man was needtM at once. The pay was $10 a month. The duties were simply to watch half a dozen mules and have a team ready for the weekly bueklxmnl that performed all the transportation, the freight lieing usually two of Cncle Sam's mail sacks. The company sun plied a gun, ammunition, Hour, eolfee, salt and irrocerics. Truly it seemed a lionaua to our knight of the violin. There was no haggling over terms, and Jim DiiscnU-rry, fiddle and carpet bag were duly dispatched the very next morning to the field of his new lalsirs. And Jim was duly dubbed Fiddling Jimmy by clerk, driver and all who came in contact with him. Jimmy had been duly informed that he would find things "sorter" lonesome out at No. 1.'5, but had responded that he didn't "keer a durn" for lieing by himself. The fiddle was plenty of company so his grub came regular. I Now, there were certain thingsaliout No. 1.3 that hal been discreetly over looked in the telling. It was 3- miles from the stations on either side and consisted of a square hole dug at the top of a steep liank overlooking a water bole in one of those plain creeks where such holes occur at long intervals, the remainder lieing simply a grass grown depression. The bole was roofed with cottonwood poles, upon which dirt had la-en thrown a dugout pure and sim ple. There was a rude fireplace and a hole for a chimney. There was Jim my's residence. There was a stockade up on the fiat for the mules, and with this you have the station complete. No man who knew the country could lie induced to take No. 13 for love or money, so the company had to depend uhii the ignorant and the transient. The country was full of rustlers and cow thieves. Occasional gangs of In dians from the nation used to slip along there, bent on any deviltry that came handy. When No. 13 was occu pied, it was a shining mark for such gentry. The last occupant had been found, not a fortnight before, lying out on the fiat with a bullet in the back of his head. The man lie fore him had had a mile fide for life and. a month ill lied from a leg broken by a Win chester bullet- )n each occasion fo. 13 had been gulled and. the mules run oir. Hut in blissful ignorance Jimmy took xisessin of his new home. The huckboard rattled away, the driver looking !ack, sympathetic but non committal. For some week all was quiet and Ieaeeful. It was the pleasant season of the early autumn. Jimmy put aline in the water hole and had fish when ever he wanted. Twice he shot ante lope coming down t drink and revel ed in fresh meat. He shot everything of any size that had wings and feath ers, and lieing unversed as to what was good or lad to eat cooked and tated all. Some he ate and some he threw away. The buckbourds came by with prompt regularity, dumping off a stick of flour or meal, nnd the report came weekly to headquarters that the "fel ler with the fiddle out ou Lost creek hadn't been pestered yet." "The "feller" put in his days watch ing his stock, fishing, hunting, cook ing and eating, and when the chill of the evening came after supper he would throw a little wood on his fire, draw up a soapbox seat and play on the fid dle until he was sleepy enough to roll up in his blankets on the clay floor and sleep the sleep of the mau perfect in health and conscience. Hut one evening when the shadows had fallen on all the valleys aud the upland, when there was but a lighter shade over the west to show where the sun had bidden its daily farewell, there came slinking up Lost creek Crawling Wolf and seven of his dirty, ill smell ng brethren, foul birds of the night, set ESTABLISHED 1827. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 12, 1890. ready for Anything, from petty larceny up to murder, provided the situation allowed crime without danger to the criminal. They had a herd of stolen ponies cor ralled some miles below and were com ing up to see w hat No. 13 might albird in the way of diversion. In single file they flitted along noiselessly as shad ows, now and then stopping, heads up, to listen, as is the wont of beasts of prey. Suddenly Wolf stopted shorter and more suddenly than usual, giving vent to a startled grunt. All stopped, rigid as statues, to .listen. A faint wind rusthsl for a moment, died down, aud then from afar came an unwonted sound in the wilderness. It was the sound of Jimmy's fiddle. Cautioti-ly the Indians crept closer and closer, stopping now and then to listen, until the' reached the foot of the bank at the water hole. Just above them shone the light from the dugout entramv. The noise of the tortured fiddle was loud and clear, and at times Jimmy's voice was uplifted in old hymns and camp meeting songs re miniscent of other days back in Mis souri. Quiet, but swift as crawling snakes, the intruders swept up the in cline of the clay bank. A moment later they swarmed in on the musician. Jimmy was silting at the side of his fireplace, and his Winchester was near the door. Thus he was cut oil from his only weapon. When those Indians came in, filling up the little dugout, I doubt if in all the world there was a more surprised and frightened lieing th.tu the keeper of No. 13. The music stopped. The hand that wielded the lw dropped as if paralyzed. Jimmy stared at the aj paritions, while old Wolf smiled hypo critically and grunted "How !" Some what reassured by this apparent socia bility, Jimmy managed to gasp out, "Howdy do?" The sons of the desert deliberately sat down on the bare floor, and old Wolf once more grunted out : "Play fiddle more. We like." Jimmy played something at once, and of course after awhile wound up with a flourish, as all performers do, aud stopped. The somber audience gave no sign of approval or dislike. They sat perfect ly still, except that their little eyes glittered and shone in the firelight like diamonds. I5ut when Jimmy stopped Wolf grunted again: "More." Jimmy played more nnd kept on in response to the request after each cessa tion. Finally he lowered the bow and protested : "I'd like to lie obliging, but I'm get ting too tired." Wolf simply loosened a" Winchester from the folds of a dirty blanket, cock ed it and presented it at the protestor's body, grunting again : "l'lay more. Much heap. Hamn quick." There was an immwliate revival of mush-al activity. And so they kept the frightened fid dler to his work. He played his w hole rejH-rtory over and over again, the audi ence never caring lor me repetition. The night wore on. Far over the flals came the answering howls of the mel ancholy coyotes, quavering and dying away in a long drawn note of utter lonesomcness, but the sound of the fid- tile never ceaed. A late moon nse and slow ly elimlied toward the zenith. The big dipper in the northern sky dropjed down and around the polur star as though time were not the es sence of the jierforniane. Still the sound of the constant fiddle vibrated in the chill air. At last over in the cast came a faint streak of light, ami then all creation grew dim and gray. And with the first light Craw Hug Wolf stood up and shook himself. His brethren did likewise. They took Jim my's rille and everything portable on the premises, never allowing him to cease for a moment, then quietly filed out and disappeared in the morning mists. About 10 o'clock nexi morning the keeper of station No. 12, over on the Ileaver, happening to look up, saw something coming very rapidly over the hills from the southwest. The something soon resolved itself iuto a man on the back of some creature. As it came closer it was apparent that the creature was a mule running for dear life, while the man was using lioth hands and feet with great energy. The mule stopped, all blow n and wet, in front of the station, and the man fell oil in a dead faint. He had a broken fiddle bow in one hand and in the other a ruined fiddle, the b:dy part beaten to a frazzle and the strings fly ing ail about in a perfect maze of tangles. And the very next driver tq arrive at Dodge City announced, to the powers, at the stage ofiiee . "Fiddlin" Jimmy's done quit," Dont'i for Lovers. Don't fear to be sentimental occasion ally. Don't forget that your prosaic par ents were once lovers. Don't quarrel for the Joy of becom ing reconciled. That grows monoton ous. Don't forget your acquaintances. You will long for them after the honeymoon. Don't gaze into each other's eyes and flatter yourselves th:it the stupid public doesn't understand. Djii'I "test each other's affection" If you don't lielieve in it .you should not be engaged. Don't tell your long suffering friends that never before in the history of the world has there been just such a case of love. Don't be jealous. There is no room in the same house for love and jealousy, and when the latter conies the former will not stay. Itatd from the treasured vuluiuj The poem of thy choice. And lend to the rhyme of poetry The beuty of thy voice. Which you can not do if you suffer with a Cough or Cold. Kid yourself of the discomfort by buying a bottle of Tau-Tina, Mieliest remedy for Hoarse ness and Influenza. Tan-Tina costs 2" cents at O. W. lk'iiford's drug store. REMIXISCEXCES. SOME OLD PIKE BOYS. According to the definition given by Col. Searight, the term "Tike Hoys" meant, and included any and all per sons who lived adjacent to, or in any way were connected with the pike, cither during its construction, or dur ing the reiairs that were constantly lieing made ou account of the immense amount of travel. Not many old pike boys remain in this neighUirhtxhl now. In a previous paper the few re maining old wagoners, aud the one or two old stage drivers were mentioned. Dr. H. A. Hartzell, who is living in Petersburg, in retirement, and who has passed his four score of years sev eral years ago, was an old pike boy. He came to Petersburg many years ago, and has lived here ever since. 11 is profession, originally, was saddle and harness making, aud later becum? a dentist, which calling he followed for a long time; then he lieeame an extensive dealer iu furs, woo!, hides, ginseng, etc. At his advanced age, he still jumps m his cart or horse, and makes long trips through the country, and only a year or so ago did he abandon his semi-yearly trips through the mountains of West Virginia in quest of ielts, etc. He, w hile working at saddle and harness making, made untold numbers of "wagon harness," with ten inch side straps, or traces, twelve inch luck-hauds and breech ing, and "housing" that would take nearly a quarter of a side of leather to make, and wagon and drove whips, galore. Many a long-lashed buck-skin whip, that has cracked over prancing steeds in a stage, was made by him. Dr. Hartzell saw the old pike in her glory aud her decline, in her projier ity and her adversity. The oldest per son now living in Addison township, is F.phraim Stuck, who is almost eighty-eight years of age. He was a blacksmith, and has shod thousands upon thousands of wagon anil stage horses. Night after night he ha made horse-slmes, or nails, or has driven the shoes on, the merry ring ing of his anvil sounding in the still night, like Christmas anthems, or the Curfew Dell" that "shall not ring to night," He it was, who made the "butt-chains" used on heavy harness, spoken of in some previous paper, which were forged out of the iron bar iuto flat short links, which were tied la-hind the wagons and dragged through the sand until they were as bright as silver. He also made "doul-lc-linked" breast chains, that were and are yet, the wonder of all who see them. The old man's working days are over, and he seem to be waiting only for the summons to the "further shore" against which his frail life-bark has long lieen beating with the reced ing waves of life. James Me('artn-y, "Jimmy," as his friends call him, pat four sore, an Irishmtn, a his name indicates, came to this country while the pike was in its original glory. He was essentially a pike boy, sines he sjK-nt the best days of his life on it and near it He has quarried many thousand of perches of stone for repairs ou the pike. He has dug ami shoveled, and broken stones, and cart ed in rain, and wind, and snow, win ter and summer, scores of year. He now lives with his son, on a pnxlae tive farm, an honest, venerable, law- abiding citizen, beloved and respected by everybody, happy that in his de clining years he is blessed with a rea sonable degree of health and strength, and an abundance of the omforts of life, with kind friends to minister to his want, and willing hands to a4st his tottering fixitstep. He owns an extensive quarry, from which lime stone was hauled by a splendidly built train road, described iu a former paper, for repairs ou the pike. (Jeorge W. Turney is another old pike 1kv, but his years do not weigh so heavily up on him. He has passed the Psalmist s allotted time, but he can take his- fish ing rod and walk several miies to the creek, wade in the water a whole day, if neciMsary, in pjrsuit of that noblest of all fish the brook trout come home in the evening with his b isk-.-t full of delicious fish, a fresh aud spry as a boy of twenty. Mr. Turuey was also a blacksmith, and apast-miter was he, too, in his trade. He was a brother-in-law of Mr. Stuck, nnd like him he has made the same kind of butt and breast chains, and ha also shod horses without number. He worked in a shop with several other workmen, and many nights did they hammer the iron until "daylight did appear." In addition to being an expert fisher man, Mr. Turuey has b-en a great hunter, and many a mile has the writer trudged along with him after the nim ble deer, taking turn ah.vjt on the "crosssing." Mr. Turney was a faith ful soldier in the late war, and his Gov ernment, appreciating his services, has granted him a liberal pension, to ch-vr him in the decline of life. On one oc ousiou Mr. Turney and the writer were hunting together, and we scared up two old does that we knew were up in the mountain. We had same trouble to get them into a go.kl plats?, but finally Mr. Turney ran to a crx-wing, and the writer drove them to him. The conditions of the piece of timber in which wo had them were suc'a that there wa only one placi for them to run out and when the reprt of Mr. Turney's gun was not heard, the writer concluded something was wrong, and when he came through on the track he saw Mr. Turney with a look on his face a man might have had if all his friends were dea-L He felt something like the man whose load of turnijis had rolled out of the hind part of the wagon to the bottom of a hilt he was ascending, when he remarked he was too mad to swear, and anyhow lie could not do the subject justice. The does, both as large as good sized year lings, had conu within easy gun-shot of Mr. Turney, when his gun did not "gooff." All he said when the writer came along, as he slung his gun over his shoulder, in a sorrowful far-away voice, that betokened a wrath that nothing could appease, "I am going home;" and home we went, On an other occasi.m we got after a fawn, which, by the way, as every hunter knows, is the meanest thing iu the er shape of a deer to follow. We could not get it to any crossing, where an old deer won hi have gon, and, finally when we brought up in Maryland, several miles from home, with the fawn still going, we concluded to give it up and start for home. After going silently along for some di.tance, Mr. Turney said "well, we gave that deer a gKid race, didn't we." The writer did not gainsay this remark, for it was self-evident, and it was some slight satisfaction for us after our jaunt. On the other hand, when we killed a nice deer and brought it home with us, which was not an unusual occurrence, we were correspondingly elated. 'Squire Henry IlUheltarge r, was an old pike lioy to. He came to this country in the thirties, a single man, when the pike wa in the height ot it-t prosperity. lie Is a cahinet maker, and of course, can do ail sorts of work pertaining to carieiitering. lis wus married a good deal more than fifty years ago to Miss Itiehel Hendrickson, iteT of Joseph Hendrickson, an old pike ly and prominent citizen, who was mentioned in these pajnTs some time ago, and half-sister of Thomas Liston, Ksq., who was also a promi nent and a well-known citizen of Ad dison. 'Squire IlisheUirger always says he and his wife were blown to gether by the wind, since a preacher named Wind married them. Many a iiou.- in this county has U-en built by 'Squire Hiihcliarger, and there is hard!y a house in all the country that does not contain articles of furniture made by him. It is probable that he has more and lietter tools in his shop than any man iu the county. iVith of hu sous, Ik-iUoii and Charles, are finished workmen, too. The 'Squire Is also in the undertaking buiness, in connection with his son, ami they go far and near to attend the obsequies of the p'jople of the country. He is serving his third term as Justice of the IK'ace, and before a mairiage licc.ise law had U-en passed in Pennsylvania, his ofiiee was the "Gretna Green," towards which many couples, with matrimonial intentions, from Mary land and West Virginia turned their faces. Parties have lieen known to walk fifteen miles, o-er m iunLtins. through woods and ricks, carrying their "grub" along, to lie married by the 'Squire. He ha held the s-ales of justice evenly balanced, all these years. lictwccn man and man, and cases without number have bin compro mised without cost to either party through his persuasions, and few if any of his decisions have been reversed by courts. Indeed the writer lias no knowledge of any being reversed. As s-ii.l, the 'Squire cune here when the pike was In its glory, and he in the prim-j of his vigorous young maniio.nl. He saw the wonderful panorama of its prosperity, daily, with the rush and bustle and confusion of the countless staats, wagon, carriages, droves of an. imals, and all there was to be seen then. Now, when all that has passed away and the old pike is a quiet u the loneliest c i.mtry road, he lives iu retirement, ease and c mfirt, his hair and beard white with the frosts of nearly eighty winters, and bleached with the heat of as many summer suns, j l ... .. :.l. . t ..... .... ..I.. ..,.. ! i.it vtitit a I'm ait u..ii ij tittt vigorous as of yore, with the esteem and respect of his neighliors, and the c. immunity at large. Oatside the official duties of his c.ffie-e, which he faithfully and honestly dischargi-s, and occasionally working at a job in his shop when he feel like it, the 'S iu:re has laid aside all business cares, and the establishment, so far as the work is concerned, at least, is run by the Junior memlier of the firm of 11. Itish cl larger & Son. As the months and years chase each other by so swiftly, the old pike boys, and other b;ys, of ten not s old, join the "great majori ty," and we miss them from their usual place, and our hearts sadden when we think of the changes a few years more must inevitably bring. Addison, To. M. It was an Easy Oae- 'Is this where you answer questions ?' he asked as he entered the room. 'It is,' replied the careworn man at the desk. 'Well, I've got a corker for you,' said the stranger. 'Fire away,' returned the man at the desk, with the weary air of on-; who had settled so many hard problems that they had cease 1 to interest him. 'I'vejtist come from a lunch rKm largely patronized by women,' explain ed the stranger, as a sort of preface to his query. 'Yes?' said the man at the desk, dis interestedly . "There were two women la-hlnd me at the table," continued the stranger, 'and two women behind me at an .her table, and two women just across the aisle from me at still another table.' 'Not an umisal experience for a man during the mum hour in Chicago,' said the mau at the desk. 'Of course not,' replied the stranger, 'hut it suggested a corking giod quest ion to me just the same.' 'Let's hear it?' 'Well, w'ty Ls it that two women c.iu't carry on a conversation fifteen minutes at any time or place without discussing dress:" 'Is that your great questiou' asked the man at the des'.c, wearily. 'Jt is. Can you answer it?' 'Easily.' What's the answer? 'Because they're not liu.lt that way.' Ciicuyo yw, Two Valuable Friends- 1. A physician cannot be always had. Itheumatisin, Neuralgia, Sprains I'ruises and Hums occur often and semetimes when least expected. Keep handy the friend of many households and the destroyer of all pain, the famous lied Flag Oil, "" cents 2. Many a precious life could be saved that is being racked to death with that terrible cough. Secure a good night's rest by investing - cent for a bottle of Tan-Tina, tli3 great remedy for Coughs Colds and Con sumption. llot ties of Tan-Tina sold at G. W. Beuford'a tlru tare. 1 1 ILO WHOLE NO. 0-wney, the PostoSce Dog-. Ownry's pedigree is not worth brag ging about, he is mainly what is known a a mongrel, but he leis signs of some purer blood. Neither is he a hand some dog, but h.-" has exi-ellent q'lali-ti-s, and is kindly and intelligent. When l.lwney found himself an uncalled-for package, he did not la-gin to whine or bark or f.-ar lie was unwel- ie was unwei- come, but sought to make liint-lf agrecable and to w in friend.. t ni'luig that Cncle Sam was w illing to keep him in comfortable quarters, Owney gladly accepted the situation. And now, no matter how faraway he may travel, be is know as 'Owney the Al bany Postollicedog,' and is every w here considered as n popular member of the department. "How tin you know when Owney has gone on a trip'."' I asked the man who especially hsiks after Owney's in terest. "Why, when the cat comes in the office we know that Owney is away," he replied. And the dog is away from home so much that the cat is seldom obliged to move out "Tell me how he begins a journey. Does he know which is the postal car? "Know? Of course he d.s. He know a p-t.-t! car a well as any p.is ttl clerk. When the mail is sent to the .station, Owney jumps on the wa gon, and stays there until the last bag is thrown into the car. If he feels like taking a j urney, he then jump alsird the car, harks g.Mid-hye, and a.vay he goes. O uv ou the train he is the guest of the clerks at the offices along the roud. He wears a fine collar marked 'Ow ney, AlUt'iy T. O., Albany, N. N.' ami with him is often forwarded a hook iu which is k'-pt a record of places he vi-it., and a very interesting story the li'iok tell. A "tfjiern Webster. Kr:-i th.r Miaeapoli JourtMl. A g'i! story c.imes lroni Meeker county, thi Mate, and ha to do with a well-kno wn country school district t'.iere. Wh'-n it cam- time last sum m -r to hire a teacher, the bicul board discovered that there were two appli cant, bitli young men. As to sulary there was n difference between their bids; bat the sec I'ld one insisted that, if he were employed, the board should provi l-e a dic.iouary for the school room. The first one made no such de mand, and said that he would lie well able t get a!o:i.r with it a dictionary; a he expressed it, it was useful only in the mi'.u-r of d : ling wardt an 1 giv ing their "proa-i .incj-ition." N amber one g t the s -'iid. Let week the biard m a I ius tifs', visit to the build ing. F.-'erythin wvrit well fir the first f.fte "i mbrites, but tiually a red he lie 1, f.-eckle-l-faeel y ith in the r.-arof the rs:u held up his right hail ail sii;i:-1 his t'fi'.T in a very e:i rg -tie m inner. "What is it, Ciarlie."' a died the teacher. "I want t. know how to pronounce a word," said Charlie. "Spell it," replied the teacher. C.i irli, in a lo i 1 voice, spelled out the word "vocabulary.'' "-ca-b.iil-ary," rep mded the teacher, p'a-ing t'l a"Mt oi the "bill;" an I h ad led, a to it mean ing: "Appertaining to homed csttle." The b lard cat sh irt ks visit and is no w biking for a new teacher and get ting ready to buy an unabridged dic tiona'v. Wife vs. Horse. Husbands, give to your wives at lat as much consideration as you would a pet animal. You would not knowingly work a favorite horse while sick. Yet, how- many feeble, debilitated wives work on, dragging out weary lives, made miserable by the many diseases peculiar to women. They suffer in silence and Iieenuse delicacy prevents complaint you tinderstimate the dis ease ami its effect in shortening her life. Get her Dr. Tierce's Favorite Trescription. We assure you that no sufferer from those painful and weaken ing female diseases which wreck the constitution of so many women, can take it without lieing U-netitetl. The greatest restorative tonic and strength ening nervine known to medical science. Produces refreshing sleep and drives melancholy away. Prevent threatened insanity, said cures slec lessness, nervous debility, spasms, St. Vitus s Dance, and kindred nervous discuses. Han Things to Say. Kr.iu) the 1 eu.ioli News. Shlblsdeths to test sobriety, or com pilative sobriety, ill the case of sup jiosed drunkards have often been heard of, an I have generally been l.v iked up on a joke for the dinner table or the smoking room. From a case reported at the Westminster Police t ourt it ap pears that a doctor, examined as a w it ness, ha invented a tet phrase which he regard a infallible. This is: "The artillery extinguished the court ignition early." Thi miy lie very cfiictive, an 1 it was tried successfully oa a cab man (the d -fciidant i, but the i lie '.or need not have taxed his inventive power, Th-re is the. "Peter Tiper picked a peci of pepper," ce., test aa I one or two more not quite s elab orate. "Itiblieal criticism" and liritish Constitution" have long been favorite tests but the U-st is probalby "Mrs. Smith's fish shop." Temperance people will be interested to",know that the practice of breaking a bottle of champagne over the bow of a new war ship in christening it w ill not lie followed in the cose of the battle ship Kentucky. Protests against the practice have frequently lieen made, aud they were esieeially numerous in the case of the Maine. A magnum filled with the best product of all Ken - tacky' noted whisky distilleries is to be broken over the Kentucky's bows. Kvery distiller in the State has been aked to contribute some of his finest product to help make up the bottje, which will be filled iu Kentucky In a 'ew day. Fast Living Amei icans. We new world people are fat livers, and iu nothing is this more olerv-.ible than iu our reckless irregularity as to sleep and diet. We alternately starve and g-rg" our- lves, doing each in tlu ! ;ii t irregular and ha-.ty m inner, without regir llo the nutritive valu of the f,rM eoif-rii or the d- Ic'ci i o.l e!r- s up u t!i- ! ;-! t or;?:!!'.-' r the terrible tv-L- inip's-d U'll tlit-m j at the ni i.-f ;inse.isi im'.I-- I. 'ir-. It is little w-iii l- r we nr.- a na'ion of -r .ti s, and prone to i i.:i-l Im! e n, piles, ete. It is to their efficacy as a ntn.ly for tin-?- ailment that Ir. Pi.'.t's Pleasant Pi I let owe their ii:.:.iruii--lel iiu!.irity. Good refill's always follow their us- i.i all cit 'f d. raiigeincht of the liver, stomal h and bnvels. - Judge Morrow of the ('uitcd State District Court in San Francisco de cided, a few days ago, lh:.t a Chinese h rn in this country is a citizen of the l.!tcd Slab- and as such may leavo an 1 return to (hi country at any time he piea.-s-s. The deei-i-m wa made in the e-.ic of a Chinaman who arrived iri !..,...:,. r.-,,-,, ri.i.i-i mi-nili-. ( n11i ,l-li.rr--.l fiM-ii htn.litiir l.v tfi.r I !!, , ti,r, on the ground that he wa a Ials;rer, and a sin-h barred tint l.y the F.xclusioti act. Tin- Chinaman was lsrn iu San Franci.-co, and had lieen to China on a visit. The I'nitcd States Di.-trict Attorney argued that a Chinese could not be a citizen of thi country even though l.r:i here, under the Fi.tiiteeiit'u Amendment t th Constitution. Judge Morrow ruled that a 'l;ii::..:n:i'i l-oni lit re i a citizen of the Cnitt-d Stat.-s withio the m-M!ii:ig of the citiz -ns'iip clause of the Fourteenth Amendment even if he is not a citizen .-f any State. The case will le appealed to the I'nitcd States Supreme Court. The Proosr Tiaie When the mi-t Um lit is to ! derived from a good mcdi'-hi, is curly iu the year. Thi-. is the .season wh'-n tho tired b.h w cake lied i.rguii and 1HTV- v I oils system yearn a Li:Iding-iq medk-me like Hood's Sarsapariilu. Many wait for the op n spring w.-uthi r and in fact, delay '.'iviug atlention t' their physical c(;,iil,i';..!i so I'-l.g that a long siege of sicklies. is inevitable. rid the sy.-tem of the impurities ac cumulated during the wh ur season, to purify the h!xi and to invigorate the whole system, there is lotthiiig equal to Hood's Sar-apariihu I.n"t put it off, but t;.ke Hood's Sar-j-.puf':! a now. It will d you goo 1. I'. :: l the testimonials published in U-haif f Mood's Sarsaparilla, ail from reliabl -, grateful pec pie. Ti.ey tt !! the i-tory. Pres.-ott, the (; iu-.l f Arizona, 1 boost that it is the i. :.r st approach : the New J r isalem as de-criU-d in t; e Uible, as its streets are being pavi d with gol 1. The grabiteuMtt for pv.v ments co:itui:! J in g -id au-I - cci:;s in silver to every ti!, so th.it in tim- when less expensive tuetli-sl of reduc ing ores are ue.l, it may p-y the city to tear up and cr iii its street pave ments. Cli Peopls. OH jn-ople who require medicine to regulate the bi.vls and kidneys will find the true rene-ly in '".let-trie Hitter. ThisTneuh-ine d.s.-s imt stimulate and citifs'ifi" nn whiskey nor other intoxi cant, but acts a a t !ii'- and alterative. It acts mildly r. the stomach ::i-d t-ow.-ls. adding strength and giving tone t- the t rgaii. thereby aiding Nature in the s rf-irmance of the luueti uis. Fleet ric l""U;-r i an exei '. I. nt aptvtizt-r a id aids ;ig-s;i.iii. Oid people find it j l-texat tly what they ucrd. Trice fifty c-en's and !, j r Kiltie at J. N. Snyd r's drug store, Sinu-rset, Pa., cr i-t 1'ralIU r's drug store, Iierlin, Pa. Young or mi'i.lle-ag sl men suffering from nervous debility, loss of memory. premature old age, a the result of ba 1 habits, shoul. I seii-1 Pi tv:its in stamps for illustrated Ka.k offering sure m.-an to cure, sent securely sealed lit plain envelope. Ad-ire. World' Dispensa ry Medical At-eiatio:i, I'.iffalo, N. Y. How a Holier Saved Her Boy. Little Hob. rt Fr.-y lives at Silver Lake; his .n.rher and father love him with pireiila! devotion; he is a bright little fellow. 15 bhy, as he is called, took a severe cold, which would not yield to everything they tried. A iicighlr jierswadcd the use of Pan Tina, the great remedy for Coughs, Col Is and Consumption. The first few doses relieved and the mntent of a cent bottle made a cure. You can imagine the mother's joy. Tan-Tina sold ut G. W. lienford's drug store. IIorcs are cheap in the I-!ast now, as well a in the West. A fairly g-d hoise was sold at auction at IVihel, Vt., a few days ago for c'J. A jH-rl'ectly sound three-year-old colt, of god size, wa sold in tho same place last wet k for iVirji. TJss it in Tini;. Catarrh starts in the nasal passagts, affecting eyes, ears and throat, and is iu fact, the gr-at enemy f the mucus membrane. Neg':ec;.-1 col Is in the head ahiDist iuvaiiably precede catarrh, causing an excessive flow of mui-ns. ami if the nr.ii-ous li-c'.iarge 'oecnie interrupted the J..aTtvah'.o results of catarrh will follow, such a bad breath, severe pain across forehead and aUutt the eyes a roaring and bu.'..ing sound in the ears and oftentimes a very of fensive discharge. Fly's Cream lla!n is the acknowledged cure for thcte troubles. liovernor Morton has gnmt.sl a further respite to "IS.it" Shea, the murderer of Holier t Uiihs at Troy, N. Y., in lue elec tion riot of Novetn'ier, l"i'. until Febru ary lllh, because of Juilge M.y ham's ad-vi.-e that he can n t ivo a decision in the matter of the apfitie tliou for a new trial until February 7tb. Rheumatism Runs Eiot When there is lactic acid in the blood. Liniments and lotions will lie of i:o jiernianent la-nefit, A cure can I ae eomplilied only by neutralizing this acid ami for thi purpose HidhI's Sur saparilla is the medicine iiecaue 1 total's; Sarsiiparilla is the only true blood purifier prominently iu the public eye. Hood' Pill act easily, yet promptly and effectively, on the liver and Iwwels. ';. t . ia tha t wn of Monte Crist., Wash., ' j.-, hmist-s were wrecked by asnow-slitl from the mountains. A cough L a danger signal of worse troubles to come. Cure the cough ami ' prevent it results by using Dr. Wood' ! "Sorway Tine Syrup. V N t .' I . ?1 -. t i it 1