.f Somerset Herald What Some Things Have Cast. a0fbliCati011 rr"T 'e,lu,1,y momlnc at !r ...rbechargeo. t ' 10 k rfironUnaed until -t r"ia ...fV us w rbeo subscriber ao noi -' r be held reaponaibla . ..n-iOQ- !L, removing from one postoffloe to I-1"'' . , ,,ve u the umt of the fonn- Cprt office. AJdrB- boMUtarr, ra. -. F. I'H Jf'V v., TART PUBLIC. Somerset, I'eiin a. U tBn..tij W hi. car will be at tJ.ir " aud ndelily. C. W. WALKEB. iV 4 WALKEIs .TT..K.NEVS-AT-LAW, and -N-..X AKY l'lIJLIC, k a iTii Fourth su, lltubnij. Pm. tsuiuervl Fa. TvvrY m. ii:uKLi:v, tvuuei-wt, Pa. First National l"uk- A. r-ooierhct. Pa, JobU II. I 1U. vmICE 1- K I LL, G ISoluel'bet, Pa. "-' Arioi:.i-AT-LAW, S . ; s rriuuiiS Huum- Kow, opposite Court V ... -i trr ' AIIVKNEY-AT-LAW, Somerset, Pa. AlioilSKY-AT-LAW, suuu-rM.-t, Pa. H. K00NIZ. J. Ci. CKjLE. A liOiiNt VS-A f-LAW, somerts-l. Pa. rvrr"''"!'' attention to bushies eu ; ii ere in MUK1XHU11 adjoiunig . 4w in I'nul Uuusc LU) , oppoaiU: AI i -'ll. L i -AT-LA W, soUK-rfce", ra. . hai.Tin Ileal ICHite. Will attend to riarutl to Uu-aire with pruuipt raJ iiJfi" T ilLS H. I HL. J AiKUEY-AT -LAW, Somerset, Pa. P.r pr'v attend to ail busiucaa en ...u. h.u,.' li..ucy advalic-i-J u culleo AC OUi'; JUallllliOlll IJIovlL. J Ai luU.NL Y-AT-LAW, !oiucrset, Pa. w: i't-iiJ'.nail Im-iiH-wi eutrusU-J to bin i-'wryi ana a.ljoiiiiiij; iiiu .l.es, iUi ami Lji ii'.y. (iibnrou laiu Crw jlwu tiiruUi'fc vifuwrj' tetore. J A rroiUk t Y-AT-LAW, Somerset, Pa. Sio Mamu;itli Ll k, up stairn. Kri--4j uu Mu:u (. no ilre-U Cllctiou J.j-.tuio.K-Uli-vi. liIlie3Luiiued,aud all ti inline iiiUuui-U to wiib pruuipUitM i J 0. 'IBl'RX. L. C, tXLBOR. c MLUUIOC A COLIiOllX, AllOUt.S-AI-lW, (NomcrHet, Pa. A'.ksai entnitd to our care will be i.: ..tarn: L.:lul;.uy all-nled ti. Cileo .uw ui mhihix'!, lliillonl aiil aojoiu 4 oHii-Ui-s. ullli And vouveyaiiciug rt&tujitiie U-l'Ui. KL LA Ell, AITuRXEY-AT-LAW, HuerM-t, Pa. V. prartiiY in Smm-ix-t anJ ljoiuinj s.!Lo. A,. buMu.- . utrusUrl to biui will i. E. a Fl U' 'TU. W. IL Ul'I'FEL. t.i;oTH i KUITEL, AnU It Y.S-A 1 -LA W, Somcrwt, Pa. i. to.n- cairuiili to tbr care will be cjutl .uu-tualiy ulU'iided to. !li- - lulu trunt tirvel,' cppoile Mauiiuolu T W. (. AIIOTUKILS M. L., ' il IAN iMisriiliHlN. rvniit-rset. Pa. ou ratriot Htreet, opposite V. Ii. '-icisklolljce. TRP. F. SUAFFEIl, Somerset, Pa. "tvrt his in.fi.iitial .-r T to the cltl--j u: n..i nt aii.l vieiuity. Othee next K' (.viwaereial Hirtel. )"-J. M. LOETHEIt, 1a "0 M j;n i.t rwl, r,str of I rut itlore. )'-H. s. KIMMELL, L pn-Winnul sn iffs to the citi- rp.-t Miiti irinitv. I'lilrsa Xro- ,...... .. .... ." ... ... - .. -J. .Mt MILLEN, 'n..rja!. in lK-miKtrv.) "'r::iia-l,.Tllj,,n fi the reTTatin ' Ar il. :iil M-tM in-i-1-(l. '"' susiMurtorv. flioe v,r L. 1!. lKJi & rtons, '..c liw a;id pa: riot streels. il U. COFniUTil, Funeral Director. fn" St Ibidem, Patriot iu li. FLL C'K, .... L;inti Surveyor ------.. ... i . , a. tstate and Collecting v"" '"' lm "r trtnjortown " '4 i"''ir'' "uiiiy orelwm Ii-it, are ... ' "urorn,- i,i KiiepiM- . .'liln.u a . it i ... .. :. t.-. . . ' .uni mail iiihii in ivH' '" auj l.ati.Hi of pn.p " tl tatnp to pre- - - ... .ri. lir.AI III, Kn. i-r tilork. Oils! 0iTs! Uii-u-.J; r-1 '"ak, a kiN-i-ialtv of 1n .. . ' 141 -br huri LrauUt of fig & Lubricstimr ni!c Satha & Gasoline, u.ie fr.,m iv.iru tha ;lq vtrry known ct of Petroleum " 01 Wl the ukj1 nnif..r,..i. "atisfactory Oils lv 'fMefo,KOIIM.nietind vlclnJ t Wpplh-l jf A BEERITS and l'-EAi;E4KjSER, boturd, Pa. 1 rii VOL. XLIY. NO. VRY 5QAP 99ioo Pure Chapping is caused by the removal of oil which is necessary to keep the skin supple. Those v.ho su2Lt froui this cause should use only a mild puie soap like Ivory. Tut PuocTta 4 &UI3U Ca, C xn. -THE- First National Bat Somerset, Penn'a. o Capital, S5O.O0O. Surplus, S22.000. DEPOSITS RECEIVED IN LARGE ANDSMAIL AMOUNTS, PAYABLE ON DEMAND. ACCOUNTS OF MERCHANTS, FARMERS. STOCK DEALERS, AND OTHERS SOLICITED DISCOUNTS DAILY. - BOARD OF DIRECTORS. LARCE m. hicks, gvx. r. sccll. JAMES L. PI GII, W. II. MILLER, JOHN R. SCOTT, ROBT. S. SCULL, FKEU W. BIESECKER. EDWARD SCl'LL, : : PRESIDENT. VALENTINE HAY, : VICE PRESIDENT. HARVEY M. BERKLEY", . CASHIER. The funds and aecurltiea of this bank are se- j cureiy protet'toa lu a ceienraieu lvkuw ui i. GI.AK Pkoof Sakic The only safe riiatle abso lutely burvlar-proof. The Siercet Comity Hatioaal OF SOMERSET PA. Eiti! ittwd, 1877. Orei.liW u 1 Ri!la!t 1830 -O. CAPITAL, $50,000 SURPLUS AND UN- DIVIDED PROFITS 5iy,t)UU. X. Chas. J. Harrison, - President. Wm. II. Koontz, - Vice President Milton J. Pritts, - Cashier. Geo. S. Harrison, - Ass't Cashier. : Directors : Sam. B. HarrUcin, Win. En.lsU-y, Jot.iah Spwlit, Jonas M. Cook, John II. Sny.ler, John StufTt, Joseph B. Davis Noah S. Miller, Harrison Snyder, Jerome StuflTt, ChiiH. W. Snyder. rii.lnmcm nf thWbnnk will nv-ivethemwt lil ml treatment consistent wit!isnf. lnkiii. Vurf i. wislilnr to teiiil money tust tr wrl can be afotniiiodated by draa for any amount. . . Mom-v and valuablPS aecurea i.y one oi i ie hold'a eelebraU-d aafes with most improved time lork. '4illeeUom made In all wraoi me iumu Stjitea. CIimit nHxlemte. Aocouuts and deposits aoltcnea. A. H. HUSTON, Undertaker and Embatmer. A GOOD HEARSE, nd everything prtain!ng to funerals furn- iahed. SOMERSET - Pa. Jacob D. Swank, Watchmaker n(l Jeweler, Next Door West of (.utheran Church, j Somerset, - Pa. Am Now preiiared to supply the puhlic with Clocks, Watches, and Jew elry of 11 descriptions, as Cheap as the Cheapest. REPAIRING A SPECIALTY. All work guaranteed. Look at niy tit4K-k U fore making your purchase. J. D. SWxVNK. 4RTSTG JOB PRINTING A SPECIALTY. UAKIIY M. REXSIIOFF, MANUFACTURING STATIONER BLANK BOOK MAKER IIANXAM I3LXCIv. BANK Johnstown, Pa. e 32. Campbe! 0 o THE PEOPLE'S STORE. OUR GREAT JANUARY SAL1: COMMENCED. From ttriw on until Iho t-iul of January we olll r nur ;tH ks at retlmxtl jiriet-s. All winter jroo-N have p;ot to go In-fore the eiiil of the nioiitli, :is v.e then take ft'k. lK re is your pirti:iiity to get the greatest hargains (f t!:e enr. Now-a-tlays winter lion't j.'eii-r:illy eounm-int.' until after Chri-tnias, !-) the winter is still before you ; at:. I yet we will sell you newest Jitui wt'.soiiahle px w at Iremeii'loUs reiluetions. OUB ENTIRE CLOAK STOCK: Jackets, Far cud Cloth Capes, Muffs all marked down. All our DRESS GOODS stock marked down. Flannels and Blankets at reduced prices. Special Birga ns in Woo! en Underwear for Men, Ladies and Children. Do you want to furnish your Hou T or any part -f ii? N nv is your ehanec our iinnii nse k of Carpet at your serviee, and not oniy at grea:ly riHltie til j-rii ts, ! ;:t v.e make, lay ami line it for nothing at any reaou:ih!e tlisiunee from i'ittshurgh. IS IT FURNITUHEYOU WANT? Tht n this is the jlaee to f;n.l il ; two entire Honrs filled with Furniture for l'arlor, Ih-l.rMiii, Iiinir.g-rooni, Kitt li en at lowest jiriees, and a s.vial dis eount of 10 jN-r cent, during thia month to redtK-e st.ek. Kciih ip.Ik r we have two entire fhwirs filled with C'hini:, roreelain and all kinds of eroekery. Handsome Toilet Sets, Dinmr and Tea Ware, Uitli in Freneh and Kuglisli ware. Kverything wat'tetl in the kitchen, in umiiile, tin, wKwIen or wire ware; also Stoves and Ranges, and (!as or Oil Heating Stoves. P. S. Ladies' Muslin Under wear. Come to this, the greatest January sale of Muslin I'ndervvear this house ever attempted. Four of the lust nianu faeUirers in the country represented. Pries tlie lowest ever known. Don't forget our mail order depart nu lit. Sainples sent and mail orders promptly attended to. 1 & Fiuh Avenue, atTcr n wood an SMITHr CLS STRtCIS. Pittsburgh. ELY'S Cream Balm CATARRH Uhyil IhnI. ClfIl tin Xi.rl ls -s:! Aliity I n:ii XvX'.i iiiui;ttio:i. li-:is ttu- f--ir-H. :iiir:irk frtii Union's Ii.e tit-ji f Tasto and Kil.t-Ii. TWILL CURE COLD lH HEAD K jrirtlclr Unpplb-d liitoesu li oiiMril mikI l. nje.sibie. l'riee 00 feau at tirusgixU or by ELY II!:OTHKl:.. i Warrrn ftrtvt X. Y. THE KEELEY CURE Iar-lal bnnn to balnes mm who, .Tfrr drilled uuviMr-kwlr Into the drink babit ana awaken to find the diaeaeof aloohoiism fastened ur n thein. rendering tbem unfit to maiuure af fairs requirinir a clear brain. A four wceka course of treatment at the PtTTSBURQ KEELEY INSTITLTE. Ko. 424G Fifta Avenue, rtnre to thera all their powers, mental and phmcaL deftn.jn tha ahnormal appetite, and restores Uiera to ihe condition thev were In be fe they induije 1 in stimulants. This has been done in more than VWt case treated here, and moii; them some of your own neighbors, to whom we ran refer with confHenee as to tha absolute s-tfctT and eflicienry of the Keeler Cure. The fullest and most en-hinsr inveiiration la n vited. bead for paiEphkt giving full inlonna Uon. DtSICM PATCMTS, X T inn mi . a 1 1 ' u ""' SI V N N 4t CO- 661 llEiADWAT. Mw loMC. OI irst harnn pctitlnfn.iwnts In Atncrira. I'Torf vnv nt tatenwit l y ' Lrouchl U-for f fienfific jpfiton I jtirt Hr-iliHmi of an Hpntlfie psrier tnth.t wui.d. bpletli.il lilaitrateil. h i la-li.-cnt man ftxxA t t- without It. tVrHr. M.IKI a vr; fioalamoneia, A1lr, SI U N V to i tWJjULBJfttl Krulwa,i.i VurkCllf, w mm .1- a It r UialKw.lr wnta f 6i 61111111, GamuDe; Smith 4 SdentiSo American oiner SOMERSET, PA., THE "OUT-OF-DATE" COUPLE. We are "out of date" they say, Ned and I ; We love In an old-fiishloned way, In Kiare icone by. lie Kay I am his helpmate true In everything And I well, I will own to you He in my Icing. We met In no n una n tie way Twixt "tflow and k'ooiii He wooed me on a winter day, And in a room ; Yet, through life's hours of stressandstonn, When Ri-i. fs iH-fvli, Ive kept our small home corner warm, And nil was well. Ned thinks no woman life his wife Hut let that w; Perhaps we view the dual life Throiiirh ros.'at? (jluss; Even if the pnwpecl be not bright. We hold it true The heavieM burdens may grow light When sluired by two. I'pon the (tllded aeroll of fame, Einhhizoiied liiir, I ciinnot hope to r.-rul the name I proudly boar; lhn, Irippy ill their even flew, The ye rs glide by ; We are behind the limes, we know Ned and I. f'hiuubrr'i Journal. !CE SAKE. BY MARTHA MtXTLIjtM'II WILLIAMS, Mrs. Southall sat upon her hack porch shelling hhck-eyed jtease into a hright new tin pan upon her lap. Whenever the bottom of it liecanie well covered she emptied the shelled pease into a big wooden tray tliat sat uprin the Moor back of her left hand. At the right was a big splint basket full of the long yellow-rod hrLs, w ith just beyond it another in which she cast handful of the snaky hulls. A mat of honeysuckle curtained the jorch so thickly that only a stray sunbeam got through it here or there to make a round yellow l'luruxii the clean cedar Moor. Though it was August, and all the yard dry as jsnvder, a foot-mat of phiited coru- a neks lay at the porch stejw, so well worn as to show that the use of it was imperative. The sun fell up ni it ; the lrch faced south. At one side a big taw ny setter lay lax and panting, now and again rolling upon his back, but evidently without energy to snap at the Hies which tormented eyes and nose. The house wall was of hewn logs, w ith cracks neatly pointed, and white washed. The door and windows had casings of smooth iiiipaintcd poplar, clean as soap, sand and scouring could make them. There were two square front rooms, with a passage between. The porch started at the buck door of it, and ran down the side of the kitch en, w hich was lower than the rest of the house, aud set on to it L fashion. Mrs. Soiithall could look into the kitchen w indows w ithout stirring from her seat. Just now she had iiltie in tention of stirring, despite a strong in clination. She was a dumpy, round ish women, with no lightness of mo tion, to whom her fifty years had brought a greater weight of llesh than her frame could graciously bear, lie- sides, one foot, swathed in flannels, lay at ease upon the cricket in front of her. A severe sprain had left her for three weeks past prisoned within her own yard, when she especially wished to be up and doing. She had strong homely features un der a thick shiny skin. A thatch of stiff h-iir barely threaded with gray was strained back from her narrow bulging forehead. Her eyes were gray, so deep-set ami intense as to redeem her face from common pLurness, while they accented its lack of charm. She wore a clean stifT-starched calico gown, girt about the waist with a leather lelt, over which a scant check apron was held in place by very narrow strings. Presently she called through to a slim girl at work inside. "Ma'y Frances, are you ready ter make them pies?" "Most, Aunt 'Cin ; the dough jus' n-?Js a little more workin',' a young v.n-e replied. At once Mrs. Southall sat more up right saying: "Ma'y Frances, how often must I tell you my name is I,u cindv? Heaven knows I wish it wau't! I do think my mother might uv give me a Seriichcr name. Hut Lueindy Ilascom I w us christened in ter the Mcthodis' Church an' ter change hit is sacrilege ; so let ma hear no more or yo' Aunt Xins. c ve an got enough original sin about us, yithou hevia' any more Licked on to saveyo' breath. "Ycs'm, I'll try. I forgot," Mary Frances said, meekly, 'fll.it about the pie ; you want apple an! grape and plum, don't you? and a peach-cobbler too?" "Yes, I reckon you bail better make a peach-cobbler ; thar ain't nothin' yo' uncle Dan'l likes better hot fer dinner. An', Ma'y Frances, in makiii' the oth ers, don't forgit ter make one o' each sort ex try deep an' ex try sweet yo' uncle Dan'l d.cs hate er po' pie an' murk the crust different, so I can tell waere ter cut him a piece." "I'll pinch the others round the edjesand mark his with the fork," M try Frances said, obediently, though a laugh lurked in her eyes. She was too young, too unformed, to see any thing but the humor o." Aunt Lucin dy's affection for the sulky fellow, at least fifteen years younger than herself, whom she had married in the second giddiness that is said to visit on single ladies at forty-five. Mrs. Suithall dropied her eyes a minute, then raised them to say : "No, come to think uv it, you'd better make 'cm all alike all good ; it won't break Us, I reckon, ef sugar Is so high. You Uncle Dan'l be mortified ter death ef any-body was ter come ter-morrow an' he found out thar w as difference in whut wus set befo' him an' them. II' its mighty high-toned, you' un-le Dan'l is. I never fergit how he set and cried y.s, actually cried, him er man the first Christmus after we got married, when every nigger on the place wus otf festivalin,' an' I had ter feed the stock an' milk an' keep up fires sait it hurt 'iia so er see his wife doin' sech. le p xr dear, tried his best ter help ; but S ok cow kicked him ovtr wheu he wus pulliu' the calf erway;an' the devil the very devil got in them mules an' horses ; the'd bat their a -s an' kick the minute he stucH his hv'ad set ESTABLISHED 1827. WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 22, 1896. Inside the stable do'. You, uv all folks, Ma'y Frances, oughterknow how high his feelin's is ; fer when yo' par died an' let' nothin'n the wide world but you an' er passel er debts, you remem ber how he said : 'Lueindy, I HOC the Ixml's hand in this; He don't mean that you shall be by yon'se'f no mo when business keeps me late in town, ner that thar sha'n't lie some er yo' name ter sing tribble in Ashbury meet-in'-house when hit pleases Him ter take away yo' voice.' " "Yes, I rememlier," the girl said very low, with a sort of catch in the words. She was a pretty creature, wholesome as the spring, with blue eyes now dim and wet, hair yellow and olive looking as the silk of young corn aud checks as delicately pink as a fresh opened wild-rose. She did remenilier only to3 well the day of desolate mis ery ; back of it the merry, kindly, easy going life with the father who was so unlike his sister. If they had had but a dinner of herbs, love and mirth gave sauce and savor to it J!y contrast, she fairly hated the stolid prosperity, the grinding plenty about her. She wouid run away from it out of hand, only there was Alan and hoe. As if iu answer to the feeling that was not yet conscious thought, a knock fell on the front door w hich stood wide open. At once the red setter gave a sharp sonorous bark that changed to a howl of welcome as a tall young fellow came through the passage with a covered cart ned dish in his out-stretched hand. "Howdy, howdy bless my life! Ma'y Fraud's, come out yere ; here's Alau Keith come ter see us ! Set a chair fer 'ini, an' give 'im er fan that new turkey-tail one thar by the mantel-shelf, an' er drink er water too. I know he's hot an' thirsty. Who's this fer, Alan me? Oh, thanky ! It's the lieautifulest white honeycomb that ever I did see," Mrs. SouthaU saitl volubly, airecting not to notice how the young folks had reddened at the touch of hands, nor the tremor in Alan's throat as he greeted Ma'y Frances, Finding the pair sieechless, she went on : "Take oft yo' apron, Ma'y Frances, an' set an' rest crwhile. Yincey can tend ter the rest o' the cookin. " Then to Alan : "I jes had this girl a mak in' pies. I don't want ye ter think I'm evergoin' ter put drudgery on my own flesh an' blood. Ma'y Frances ain't all the niece I've got, but I'm bound ter say she' the liesL Thar ain't no sort er work that she can't do an' ain't more' n williu' ter turn 'er hand to." "Do hush. Aunt C Lueindy, I mean," Mary Frances said, Imploring ly. It revolted her unutterably, this parade of her excellencies to one whose judgment of her meant all the world. He bxiked over at her with a little embarrassed smile; then, seeming to take courage from her distress, said, with half a twinkle of the eye : "I'm mighty glad to hear it, Mrs. SouthaU. I'm such a lazy, fellow my self I want to know all the industrious girls who could take care of me, if I could jH-rsuade them to have me." "Oh, so you are going to turn Mor mon : ' .Mary r- ranees sani, laugiimg. "Well, if you get about six real smart wives, maybe you'll live in clover." "No; I'll try it with just one," Alan retorted. Mrs. So'ithall laughed indulgently. Mary Frances had fetched a spoon, a china saucer, and a crisp Ibiky biscuit. Her aunt was eating bread and honey w ith the satisfaction of a child. 15e- tweeii morsels her eyes went from one to the other of the young pair in a way which made it plain that the course of I their true love would run sin 10th as she c:uld contrive iL Fidgeting with her bit of honeycomb, she said : 'Well, I ain't afraid er missin' my dinner w hen I come ter see you, Alan, not even ef yo' wife ain't a great work er. With the start you've got house an' land an' stock I dou't believe you could fergit how ter work ef you tried ever so hard." "You jus' wait an' see. I'm gettin' so trillin' Fin a fair field fer missionary enterprise." Alan said, with another laugh. "An' that reminds me," he went on, heedless of the shad w on Mrs. Kouthall's face, "that I ct'ne p urtly to ask if I mightn't come back to-morrow sn' help get you over to church ; it's going to boa great day this first Sunday an' you know we can't possibly u without yu ii) tlje c.hoir;" "Why, I didn't know I wus seech a utake iu the fence," Mrs. SouthaU said, her face beaming. "I ain't never done nothin' only my duty. ou know, my graudpaw wus o:in er thu first stewards when the nieetin-house wus built, an' the bishop hlsself told me, when I went up ter Conference last year, that he'd never seen erno'ih er class-leader with the power iu pr'ar of Iirother Haseom that's my father. An' ef my poor brother did fall away from the Mcthodis' way he staid an Kpiscopal ter the lasL Ma'y Frances thar wus baptized an infant the same as me. Thougli I know our righteous ness is filthy rags ',1!t works won't save none uv us no more'ii they did the thief on the cross, I do feel sorter proud ter think how I an' my folks has tried ter do the will er Cod, not with eye service as men-pleasers, but liecause it wus all done iu His sight." "You came next to the presidin elder ; 'way ahead of the circuit rider ; we all knew that," Alan said, gayly, "That's why you must lie there when we try the new organ." "The what?" Mrs. Suithall sat so upright that the pan fell out of her lap, sending a fusil lade of shelled peas all over the fliKir. Her finger clutched the spjon so hard the handle lient visibly, the saucer tilted to drop honey ou her purple cali co front. Her face grew almost as deeply purple as she reiterated, "The what? say that over, Alan unless you're jes'jokiu'." "There's no joke that I know of ; the church has got an organ ; that's all there is to it," Alan said, respectfully. "J ow did it come by it ! tell me that, please? Thar wasn't no money raised, no talk uv it that I ever heard wheu I got laid up three weeks back. Do you mean ter tell me that Ashbury stewards an' preachers and all have done this thing underhand without tellin' me, that Is the mother cr the church?" "No, ma'am ; no indeed ! You see it's thw way ; SomeUsly gave the or gan. All they did was to take it and be thankful it was all they could do," Alan said, eagerly, intent to explain away the hurt to sister Southall's churchly dignity. "Who was that somebody?" she de manded, fiercely. "What makes you want to know?" asked Alau. "llccause I'd like ter wring his neck an' make organ bellows out er him," Mrs. SouthaU said, her square jaws setting hard. "Young man," she went on, "I hope you've spoke the truth ; that you, my church brethren an sis tren, have not lieen colloguin to trick me. Twenty years ago they tried the same thing. I fit them, tooth an' t'e nail, ag'inst the desecretion er the sanc tuary. You don't rcmciulier it. You warn't much more'ii four then ; but I beat the organ crowd that I've stood flat-footed ag'inst ever setter, an' i::m1I stand till I die." "Why Aunt Lueindy, what differ ence can it make?" Mary Frances broke in. "I'm sure the music will lie better, an' certainly you Is lieve Jtl ought to have the very best of every thing for His house and worship." "Don't talk you 'Piscople ways ter me," Mrs. SouthaU said, angrily. "Child, it ain't the sound, butthesiicrit that is pleasiu' ter our Lord. You must sing with the soul when you come up tor the holy place an' what soul, IM like ter know, is thar in er box er w ind an' brass? To my mind it's a heathen sound, worse'n the aliomination of desolation. I've sung trihble iu Ash bury nieetin'-house thirty-five years, but jes as shore as they keep that thing thar try ter praise (.tod by machinery 'slid er the humble an' contrite heart, I'll never set foot thar again alive, an' ef they carry me in my coffin, I'll do my best ter rise an' confound 'em," Mrs. SouthaU said, gettin' unsteadily to her feet and leaning heavily u;n the back of her chair. Mary Frances ran to her side, but was waved oil". For a minute the elderly woman stood a statue of tremulous fury, then she In-ut her gaze full upon Alan Keith, saying slowly. "Alan I don't know as you know anything more'n you've told but this I say if you do know whar that or gan gulp over the word c.itne from, I want you ter tell them that sent it never ter come about me no more. I've no fellowship fer 'em no Ciirist ain feelin'. Dan'l shall take our let ters at once we'll go ter some little church whar the members don't want er mix fashion with thar religion. It comes hard ter leave the place whar my fathers an' mothers have set under the gospel droppiu's but I'll do it ruther'n ter hear that suakin' an' boomin' ter see the place I love made er theaytcr, with the little preacher fer play-actor. I mistrusted him when I found that petry book iu his saddle bags; now he's showed the clow n lriir an' all I can do is ter say, himru'his organ crowd keep fur away from me." Young Keith stood up very straight. "Mrs. Suithall," he said, resxvtful!y, "I never meant ter tell anybody it seemed too like lioastin' I bought the organ all by myself. I love the sound of it ; it heljw ter take my soul from earth. Iast fall I sowed extra wheat a purpose to make the money, and from the way it yielded I can't think (Sod saw anything wrong in the pur pose. I bought it it's only a little one wishin' I could buy better, the very ln-st. Now you say I sha'n't come here no more. Then I must say somethiu' else liefore I go " "Needn't take the trouble. I know it; you want Ma'y Frances; you'll never git her with my consent. You'd Utter go on home an' quit tliinkin about her," Mrs. Suithall said, frigid ly, though curious small tremors lan through her voice. Keith turned to Mary Frances and held out his arms. With a little shamed cry she slipped within their clasp, then sprang away, hiding ter face in her hands. Keith drew them down tenderly, saying: "Little girl, you'll marry me, w h;t ever happens?" "Then she'd better do right oil"; she can't stay here no longer ef that's her purpose," Mrs. .SouthaU said, her lips narrowing to a line. "The ssKnr the better for me." Leith said. "(Jet your bonnet, sweet heart. My mother i-s ready and wait in' to welcome her daughter." Mary Frances went chut to her aunt put out a timid hand and said, softly: 'Aunt Lueindy, please please dou't be so mad. Alan didn't know. He wouldn't he couldn't have done it if if he had dreamed how you feitalaiut iL I I can't bear to leave you this way after you have been so kind." "You can stay ; but tf you do, you'll never sin-ak ter him ag'in," Mrs. SouthaU said, nodding her head. Then, as Mary Frances began to sob, she broke out wildly : "Lord (!od! Father almighty! What has Thy lo' servant done that this thing should come upon her? Haven't I been faithful in season an' out, goin' Sundays, rain er shine, ter Thy po' temple ter sing Thy praises an' raise the tusies? An' it seemed You had give this child ter me that wus childless. Have I made an idol of her? Are you jtalous that I must lay her on the altar?" "Come away ; we make her worse by staying," Alan said, again taking Mary Frances' hau l. Tiie girl made as if to renew her appeal, but shrank from the set face ami tense gaze that fronted her. IScnding, she laid her lips lightly to one flaccid hand, then went after her lover, who whispered, exultingly: "We'll have music for our wedding, dear an' ever after, I hope." Mrs. SouthaU kept her word. No btsly, indeed, who knew her could have a doubt that she would. Though Ashbury meeting-house crowned the hill opposite her home, was in plain sight of her front gate she ignored it utterly. Upon the two Sundays when there was service there she shut her self iu-doors to read the IiiMe aud sing her father's favorite hymns. Upon the other two, with her meek hus- baud beside her, she trailed painfully ! 5 era off to Big Ilock chapel, a good ten miles away, where another Itinerant brother dispensed what she esteemed the sincere milk of the word. The road ran post the Keith farm, where Alan and Mary Frances lived and were happy as the day was long. If by chalice Mrs. Siutliall encountered them, she gave them a severely courte ous greeting and passed on. She had hardened at all points ; even to I):iu iel khe was now sometimes a pitiless judge, although she weakened visibly as the months went by. He was a gentle easy-natured fellow, the exact moral complement of his wife's stern fibre. He had for her an odd clinging dependent affection, which she returned with the worship that is both dower and curse of a nar row intense soul. So when, three years aft'-r Mary Frances married, he fell into a low state, over which the doc tor looked grave and shook his head, it is not surprising that his wife felt the solid earth slipping from under her feet. Willi all her strength she fought the thought of loss. Day and night she watched, tended, soothed him, humored siek fancies, and sought to cnax him into the expression of his lightest whim, feeling the while a band of lead gripping the heart in her bosom, till not even a suppliant song could come from her throat. One Sunday morning early he grew very restless. "You must go to yo' meetin' tcr-day," he said. "You've missed three Sundays runnin' on' count o' me. l leu you i am i wuiii n. You oughter ter go you must go. I sha'n't have er minit's peace unless you no." "But w hat's ter become of you while I'm gone? Dan'l dear, don't a.-k it. It's sinful ter let anything come le- tween us an' our (!!, an' I couldn't worship rightly fer thiukin' of you," the wife said, so gently that few who knew her would have recognized the tone. The sick man patted her hand and smiled. "Oh! I'll do tir.-t rate," he said. "Jus you try it and an' scccf you don't find me better when you come home. I'm partly worried over yo' stay in' in so close. ( Jit ready an' go now, right off." Demur was vain, refusal out of the question against his weak persistence. Willi her heart in her throat the wife left him, actually went h:.lf-way lef re her breaking courage drew her back to him. The house sbitxl wide. Within there was only emptiness. After one wild look at the vacant U-d and chair, Mrs. SouthaU turned and ran toward the church. What instinct guided her she never knew. At the door she stopped short, partly that the hated organ was filling the low building with throbbing waves of sound, partly that well in front of the pulpit she saw her husband propp-sl snug between Alan and Mary Frances, with a gold en-haired toddler upon his knee, who played decorously with the old man's open fa tit I watch. As the voluntary ceased, the sing ers, the minister even, were constrain ed to silence. For Mrs. Suithul! glid ed up the aisle to her husband's side, knelt a haif-minute in silent prayer, then dropped into her old scut at his elbow. Her face was w hite, and work ing tears were washing out the h ir.l brilliance of her eyes. Her husband drew u little contented sigh, then laid a hand on hers, saying, weakly, yet so all might hear : "So you caught me, Lueindy! Well, you see, twits tins way. 1 ve Keen meanin' all along ter ask you ter bury me here, an let the limbic play. I've c ime ter hear the practi.-in' heap o' times on the sly. Me an' Danny here's had g'l times lis'eniu'. I wanted ter hear it of a Sund'y, so the golden harps in Parydise wouldn't s und so strange." "Dan'l, Dan'l, you needn't go 'way ter hear 'em," Mrs. SouthaU sobbed, clinging fast to his hand. "Stay, we'll come ev'ry Sunday," she pleaded. 'Only don't leave me J u't Dan'l, d n't !" Daniel .-miltd faintly. For a miu ute his eyes closed convulsively. Then he looked straight into hers and said: "Lueindy, I've been er coward the wor.it sort but Jest trlmut this tie thing. "Twas me put Alau in mind ter git the machine. Now ye know the truth. Maylie I can live er die la in peace. I never lied ter ye about nothin' else. Ma'y Frames knew it all the time ; but she give her boy my name." "It's the liest name in the world," Mrs. Suithall said, brokenly gathering the baby to her breast. Holding him fast she turned to face the congrega tion, saying: "Brethren an' sisters, let me sjHiik truth too. In this time of trouble I've searched my heart an' found that what I called zeal fer pure worship wus mostly mean low-down jealousy. I'd sung down cvcrylnxly fer thirty years, but I knew I couldn't sing down the organ. I've asked (Jod ter fergive me. Now I ask you, and pray that you mean to do it." Kverylwdy saitl, "Amen." Jbtrjx r't Wttk.'j. The Fly in Amber. In WW of the Kuropean Museums may be seen a piece of am'ter, iu w hich is deeply embedded a perfect fly. Now, neither the amber nor the fly are curiosities, but the curiosity consists in how the fly got into the amber. An equally wonderful curiosity may oc casionally le seen in country drug stores, in the shape of huge drastic cathartic pills, put up in cheap wood or pasteboard boxes. The curiosity with these "jokers" c insists ia know ing who asks for them, when it is generally known that Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets, sugar-coated, and put up in glass bottles, always fresh and reliable, but little larger than mustard seeds, are an efficient cathartic, regu late the liver, and cure sick headache, constipation and dysjH-psia. "Willie," said the boy's Interested uncle, "I hope you take fains with your lessons in school." "I took pians with 'em to-day, any how," replied the young gentleman. "Uuasual pains?" "Yes, sir; unusual pains. Teaihif whipped. luetwK't'.'' Id WHOLE NO. 2321. A Polite Sheriff. "The most polite nia.i I ever knew," said J. D. Kwans, of Mississippi, to a S'tir rejiorter, "was a color! man dow n in my county. He lielonge 1 be fore the war to Col. White, one of the most cultured and olishcd gentlemen in the Smth. During recoiistrui tioa days Tom was elected Sheriff ami the first year he held the office a w hite man was seutemi-d to le hanged. I knew the doomed prisoner and at his request was w ith him several hours a day for the last week of his life. "The sheriff came in t lie first time I was there and, adressing the prisoner, said: , 'Sense me, Master Bob. I jess come fur jess a little advice. Yo' see, we ain't neither oh us us u.-d ter cere monious occasions of lis kin' an' I je.-s want:-! ter know how yo' would like ter had de gallows, faein' tl-e sun or de oib-r way.' "The prisoner told him to have his face away from the sun. "'Thank yo'. Mars Bob. I'll done hab it dat way. We don' wan' to make no expositions ob ;t;iself l y not doin' what is pro pah ou si' h events.' "I'pon the next occasion the sheri'f came iu: " 'Mars Bod, scum- me one moment, gemmi ii. I jess wants ter hah yo' show me once mo' bow you done tie dat knot. Mom' euriosest knot I cler.-i'd." Up n the morning of the fated day, as I went ia, the 'ieri:f h..d the doom ed man's f-t tliro.vu over a chair and was blacking his lxn.t, the other one having already lecii jwiii.-hcd. "'Mawnin', sah,' he said to me, 'Mar Boh jt ss giiiia ready. I done liorrcr.-d a suit ait necktie from decuu i:t 1 an' jc.s slit kin' im up. Der. I gits inter my ov.'n drts-.suit dat I had made a p'jjKis, an Mars Bob an" me, we gwiue ter lie tie !' dressed oh any Unly.' "Arrayel ia f."'.l evening dress, the convict d 'Kin and the Slreritf mounted the scuiJ'.M when the tlai came. 'All ri'jhUnow, Mars Boo,' said the sheriff, as he adj'i-ted th cap. ' 'S-tise me, sail, jess a minute,' and he toMcacd the fat il spring." ,'tsfti,l;j 'i,:l S'-ir. TLe Lead Pencil. A carload of California redwood was recently shiprtl to Nuretiihurg, in (icrm:iny,.for use in the manufacture of lead pencils. Owing to the exhaus tion of the supply of cedar it has been nevssary to find a substitute of it, and red woo 1 seems to lv the only kin 1 of wood except ce-lar with a sufficiently straight grain. There is ia this a sug gestion of the enormous number of lead pencils con-iiiicd annually. Nu remberg is tiie principal scut of the manufacture of them, which u widely distributed. It is necessarily a grow i ig one, fr as fast and as far as civili ze. ion spreads there is a demand for lead pem ils. The more complicated business relations are the more use is made of penei!: On the railways and i.i the departments of Siate and Feder al governments they are consumed by the carload. In the cities nearly every pers'on carries one, even to the small I v v , who amuses himself iu disfiguring peters a:i 1 s inietiaii's h.Nkt when l.e can think of no other variety of devil ment. He gets in school the habit of earn ing a pencil. In the early ages he carried a stylus. In a New York museum one may see a pithetic memorial tf the long past. In ancient Kgypt the slate was of wax spread over a hoard. To erase an in scription oa it the thigers were po-s d over it. In the sjveimon referred to there are s :n' ils and beneath them a child. s'l expression ef cliagrin at fail ure to accomplish Ilie task, whatever it was. Sme one has imagine! the little fellow's head aching, symptom of a fever of w hich he s-.Kia died. The slat wa put away with his Uxly ami found with it after a lapse of ages, bearing his m irks on it. But peiieil. if earth or chalk were a t unknown in tli is." rem te days. Toe arti.-ts us-I them ia their m ii.chroai pictures. So did the Greeks. Wet color came into use abut four centuries, before Christ an I thea the brJs'.i was em ploye !. Jo! wishing that his words were printed in a book, exclaims -'Thai they were graven with an iron iea an I lea l iu the roek forever V Toe claim of the territory of the Ohio was set forth ou lead plates graven with a pea of iron aud buried at certain points in the territory. Graphite is called black lead. Were pencils once made of refined lead? Tlie small boy often has one of that kind, his own ban li work, and can easily disfigure pig's with it. Tiie best graphite fr drawing pencils conies from English mines of Cumlerlaiid. but an abundance of fine quality is had from Siberian mines. It has to lie crushed, thougli, for it is seldom homo geneous enough in the original state to le trusted in the work of an artist. For a long lime there was a problem how to cause the crushed particles to adhere without cement, which injured the quality of the pencil. That wa solved by pressure. Tiie crushed ma terial was p it in glued paper, with na orilin, ami plain! under the receiver of an air pump. Wheu the air wa drawn oir the orifice was closed me chanically an 1 the ma. saljcctcd to pressure, which left it as com plot as a block from the mine. The masses thus juvparcd were sawed into sizes for pencils. People often Uxm-y w hat the result would !e if the world was sud denly deprived of some small conven ience the value of w hich is seldom thought ;f. What would the world do if suddenly deprived of had pencils? Victims of youthful foliUs suffiriig from nervous debility, la: k of self eonliilciice, impaired memory, and kindred symptoms, should send In cents iu stamps f.r large illustrated treatise, giving means of certain cure, with numerous testimonials, sent in a plain scaled envelope. Address, World's Dispensary Medical Associa tion, t"tH Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y. Why "Heury, Henry, Baby has swallowed a tack." Husband "Nev er mind. You can buy a whole box i f ;hvm for a few cents." The magnificent National Capitol at . Washington has cost, since the lay ing of its comer stone ia I'.i.l, very nearly $l,u0'to, b it the State Cap itol of New York, at Alb toy, alt'ioJjli not yet compicttd acnrdi:ig to th? architect's d'-iiga-, has alr-a ly eit ui ii i' -t sj ),') ( ),0 1 1, and is t'l" most ex pensive bud ding of iiihI -ra tirii(. The largest and m t expensive City Hail in tbtf Unit-d States Ls that of Philadelphia, and its principal tower is to contain the largest clock in the world. The greatest price ever paid for a horse was H'MiOo, given by Mr. Mal coin Forties, of Bioii, for Arion, which he bought from S-nator Stanford of California. Axtell, the trotter, brought i lOItt"), when three years old, while in lvol Saint Blaise was sold for $1MVM. One hundred and three thousand dollars has been offered and refused for a Hehrew liihle now in the library of the Vatican at B tine. This makes it the most valla!, !e hook in the world, so far as dollars am! cents go. In li.;"., win a I be entire Dutch nation was crazy Uon tlie subject of tulis, a single bulb w as sold for rL',-"1'. At such price it would pay better to raise tulips than to own the most valuable gold mine in the world. Speaking of gold mines, where tlo you supjiose the most valuable b;t of tre ever .sup-lted in the world, so far as is known, was found? In California or Australia orltnlia? No, indtcd. It was a !t obtaining two hundred pounds of qnail.-hold.ng gold at the rate of jV),'M j ron, and. w;;s found in a mine at Ishpcming, Mich. The largest sum ver a-ked or offered for a single diamond was i-'J,loO,i)i, which the Prince of Hyderabad, iu In iia, agreed to give the jeweler who then owned tiie Imperial, which is considered the finest stone in the world. The Shall of lYr.-ia and the Sultaa of Turkey each jos.-es a prayer mat, or rug, made of diamonds and pearls, and valued at something over ,H apiti-e. The largc.t and m-t exjien sive rug in the wo rld, made of the or dinary m iteiials of w 'nich such things are manufactur.-.!, is owned ly the Carl ton Chi' of London. A broken wooden horse, with which NafSfleii Bonaparte played when a child was recently s M for l.'tr) franc. Thiiili f paying ?-"". f-r a single meal ! That is w hat a wealthy Itouuiii once tii'i, when he '.Wished to ia pressa d o.eu guests w ith his disregard f r riches. The mo.-: valuable of m xl -r:: paint ings is Mcissoni.-r's "W!," w':ii:"i w is biught by a I'Ycnchm in f or i ,f Tiee same gentleman ptid si", i,.ri f r "The Angelys," by Mille, f wl.Mi you all h.ivcdo'ibtl-'sssccn photographs or other rcprdui'tio:is. ILtrfi' Yml.rj j', ;,,! . Things ta ii j. Steaming a t old f wl U fore rastin, li t a-1 liri ; tli s't'l 1: ig till it goes .a the oven, bur pu-ting a :"e.v sticks of celery inside t flavor it. Ad hng a little vinegar to the water iu which salt :Is!i is o.ik -d. Soaking salt ti-;li iu sour milk tofre-h-e:i them. A palette knife for scraping kettles. Taree tea sp o:t fa's k -rosea e ia tiie b iler ia washing clothes. For s ;ve g I-;, ciil ri le of lime. F r dis ij.ve t'jle olfs a phiell of sulphur on a hot stove. Covering a dish table with inc. Kepi:!g steel knives from rusting by dipping ia str tig skLi water, wip ing, r.-ili'.ig in flannel and laying in a dry plat e. Simaarii'g rice flour and wattr toother fr a cement. A claaishell f.TM raping keittts. A little po n wattr ai.d salt ill whitewash. Washing aa ink staia in strong salt water, then sponging with lemon juice. A canton !i laa.-i knife case, stitched i it c .ii. irt u m: j. To banish rats, chloride of lime. Sweetening womIc!i or ironware by scalding ia hot water and hay. Soaking black calico ia salt and w a ter before wasiii t.g. Cayenne pepper for ants. 1 n.l RLiiitj of a Gun. An interesting experiment, which will serve to illustrate why guns are rilled aa 1 the etf-i-t on tiie shot by the consequent rotary motion can le made by any cycli t when cleaaiag his machine. Assuming the front wheel is detached, lay it up a the :1 :r aa 1, keeping tli axle vertical by the hand, give, the wheel a vigorous spin. Tiie axle re mains unaffected, the wheel running in tiie ball races. Now lift the wheel by means of the axle and put the left hand uu I r the wheel ail catch tiie other end of the axle. You now have a horizontally revolving w heel, and you will hi astonished to find how diili - lit it is to turn the wheel into a vertical p siti a. L -t this cease ami you can d as you like w ith the wheel, but give it a vigorous spin and you will find, whatever position it wa th-i ia, it will sho.v the p -rversity of a pig; if you atte.npt to change ii. In mak ing t'i"n ex; u ;.it g ! a g 1 grip, it throws a very considerable strain on the arms and feels, iadsv.l, as thou zh oajw.n strug.;!': ug wli'i si;e aerial wrestler. Imagine n.v a 'i t . a:ing on its eourse with rotary motion ; it" it units aa obstructioa fairly ail squarely the f r.var I m ti u will b s .n -w.i it ar rested, but the hiring action due to rotation will give it a terrible p -net ra ting pwer. Agiia s ! a strike at a siigu: aa !e, a 1 1 y i ai ; ,- fii Ti p. will glance oil like a stone from a smooth) pie? of v. a'li'i r. T ae ne w force, how ever, here comes into play and mowt decidedly objti-ts to the alternation of d'a'eeti i t'l .'' e : I .; a p .i ;rati .i tliat would be quite imptsniide under other cireaui-itaa After making tin strive exp 'rimentyoa will find you hae a much increased respect for a shot tired from a rliled barrel. Bismol k and His Doctors. There have In n rumors lately aUiue the serUas state of Bismarck's health, but "the great diplomat is rtally : man of iron," said Ir. Schweninger, his medical attendant, a few days ago, "and he may live for ten vmr .r m re." The doctor's assistant say.- the Prince feels best when out waikiig with his big d igs ia his park ia I-"n-d-richsruhe. lie is, m-mally, like a man o. thirty. Indeed. Bismarck is p'ieuometia'ly a-tive and energetic, an 1 works bard every day dictating l- hli secretary answers to his uunicr oas coirc-pondc-nts. It is said, by the way, that the ex-Chancellor receive- twenty times more applications for au diences than the doctors will allow hiai to trai.t. liven catarrh, that dread bneder of consumption, sueeuaib-i to the hea!inj iuaueuevs of Thouuu' EcU-ctrie OIL