LI a. 1. m Ut e s, uCl D u f Somerset Herald piTAM-ISHF.DlKS. of Publication inn ,v fv.rj Wednesday morning at '"" if raia in advance, otherwise .jrublj ix cuarsed. '.r -ui.iu will he disconUnued Biitll or- uaiJ up- Postmasters no- r"" " . .iv us when fcub.icriters do ml .at tbvir pal1, ...wriclion. n-i.iovins twin oue postoHlce to ' , ul, .., ut the name of Ul .... ,.rnt office. Addrta i welt at l t TB SuEBSET HERALD, bUMKIUKT, Pa. r! nKV A NOTARY PUBLIC. Somerset, Pa. flrvth 4 Ruppel, 5.r- y MEYERS, 4TloUfcV-AT-LAW, i . .,-1 Somerset, rtrnn'a. , -i.i-.r it floor. ',. trusted to his care will be a- it: lill pruiu""- - C. WWALKEK , & WALK Eli, .TToKSKYS-AT-LAW. and M'TAKY PUBLIC, Somerset, Pa. ,;U l ourt House. I sj I ... ITU Fourth St, Pittaburg, Pa. U- mNEY-AT-LAW. Somerset Pa. ... Ti. ,k Store. rVLY M. BERKLEY, U"i 'KNfcY-AT-LAW". t Somerset, Pa. . .. . . V ....,:.! ILUliL. .i. i . . -1 'f Somerset, Pa. -ii Joint H.l'bU ii:(.K It- stTLL, AlTMi;.VtY-AT-LAW, Somerset, Pa. W. IdESECKER, All" iliNLV-AI'-LiW, Somerset, Pa. a l'rm'.ii U.iumt Kow, opposite Court i T v saiiTT. f .UTuKNEY-AT-LAW, Somerset, Pa. it- J KiX'.-d-l, Ail ' 'O- ci--- , Sonterset, Pa. K'H.srz. J. U. OCJLE. TZ A k;LL, Ari'.'iiM-Yt vAT-LAW, Somerset, Pa. Vf liroiul-: all ntion to business en- 'i,. iih ir jiv in niitrw l ana adjoining I i in,-, m Print House Uow, opposite ,.rl li-u-e. LLEXTINK HAY, f AliUfcY-AT-LAW, Somerset, Pa. lI.leriiiKtlF.sute. Will attend to ;i,s riitru.-lcu lo uran:uuiiuun- liiiilit. I.N II. 11 1 L, A 1 1 tli. t. 1 1 -I , Soiucrset, Pa. prnnp;!v aitt-nd to all busiu eo io Mm.' M-'iiey advaiin-d un colleo . vHi-rlli MaiuliHUi BU-k. i. O. K1MMKL, A 1'1'Oli.N t i -A V , Somerset, Pa. .:ir.d !;! l'Uii-w entruM-d to bis ah- t ,,niv;ii ! oroeei- siorc :i i rn;n, ATI U U t Y-AT-LAW, Somerset, Pa. M iiniiK'ih Blm-t. up UiirM- Ea :, Main ( Cs .lix-et. oilertiuus -:ai- m ili-J. tili ejuuiiiiel,aiid nil .:a ttU-uJ-l lo an jirouiiUir .11 v. I.H. -KX. L. C COLBORN. IKilLN A COLIJOKN, ATI OU-V EYS-AT-LAW, Somerset, Pa. kwm rnmili-d to our fare will be ic . i:J UllUluily KtteuUMl to. lolleo- lit in s..iiirsri, li-uIonl kuil aujoiu- :.::. urlllg uud cuuveyaucinf r,-iHii'ie terms. Al njRXEY-AT-LAW, Somerset, la. rrjflu-e in Somerset and adjoining v A:i liusiiK-sr etitrusled to Uiiu 1 at'.elillou. vFUMTII. W. U. Rt'PPEL. FlyjTH & KUITEL, Anuli.tVS-A'l-L.W', Somersvt, Pa. :ii-.rntruriled lo tlieir care will be uil buiat'tuahy atu-nuvj to. Ottie VAUuTHKIiS. M. I.. Souirraet, 11. on Tatr;.,' Street, near 1L IC Station. P. F. slIAFFEIi, 1UsK1AX AM.sl RjKON". Somerxet, Pa. -i h prifi-si,nal si-rx-ices to tlie cili- : sjii. rs.-t and kimty. Oltice liezt VoluIiM-n-tai Hot-i. J. M. IXiUTIIEIl, 1 HVsH IAX uslT.liEOS, ! n iU.n Mnvu narof Iruif atore. H. . KIMMFLL, ! iTttio-i.Huii sT'icfs to ibe riti : fNiiHT-i kitd vinmly. I nlrw j-ro-i!i ' tajr-d - cut. if iirtind ttt hw ul- i J- S.M.: MM. 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Watch the Pittsburg Daily Papers for Particulars. Campbell & Smith, Fifth Avenue, PITTSBURGH, PA. Jacob D. Swank, Watchmaker and Jeweler, Next Door West of Lutheran Church, Somerset, - Pa. I Am Now prepared to supply the public with Clock, Vatohs and Jew elry of all tleworiptiorw, a Cheap su the Cheapest. BEPAIRIXG A SPECIALTY. All work guaranteed. lok at ray fctock Ix-fore muking your purchases. J. D. SWANK. A. H. HUSTON, Undertaker and Embalmer. A GOOD HEARSE, nd everything pertaining to funerals furn ished. SOMERSET - - Pa omer SOMERSET, PA., WEDNESDAY, MOMENTOES. Childish volumes long neglected. Worn, dog-eared and old; Crumpled leaves, designs In pencil On their margins scrolled; Dim and dull their pretty bindings. Dust where shone the gold. Storybooks of si range adventure. Such as Crusoe knew; "Sunday" books of grave sweet meaning. Fairy tales a few, K.o-t Willi net ion nivtly Mended, lrarniiig's impulse drew. Wondrous "yarns" of dogs and pussies. Lions caught aud turned; Anecdotes of men whose action Made them nobly fumed; Hiwltliful, pure and lovely Cineles, In sweet verses trained. Childish volumes long neglected! Links that stronger grow, Fad,il tracing on the fly-leaves Wrilten long ago Tills with dear love, "from Maintn x," And the date lx low. Cltildish volumes! precious treasures! Slie whose gifts they were Now lias u.ed lo the Eternal, Wi-ep not, nor despair; Put the UmiUs away in silence. licave them niould'ring there. Hnttrirr Cfi.vf,si. THE JUDGE'S DECISION, "Then you really think you're in love, eh?" said Juilire Pell mm. lie hud a queer brown face, this old man, and plowed with a network of wrinkles, aud little black eyes with scanty allowance of lashes, that looked at you like glistening beads. Xot a sort of man to confide a love tale to. nor to sympathize with the tender out- .'Hiriinrs ; and how Judge Pelhainever came to lie the father of a glorious girl like Kate, with the beauty of Helie, was a riddle that we leave to those learned in physiology and sychology. "Yes, sir," said Hugh Kearney, bravely. "I am in love with her, and if I am so fortunate as to gain your jiennisbion to iy her my address " "Stop!" said the old gentleman, 'young sir. What have you got?" "A strong arm, sir, and a brave heart together with, I hope, at least, an av erage amount of brains." 'Very gixnl stock in trade," answer ed the Judge, still regarding Mr. Kear ney with the little hard glistening heads of eyes. "Aha, Mr. Carleton, is that you ? Walk in and sit down. I'll lie disengaged presently." 'Then you will give my ease a favor able consideration, Judge?" said Hugh, rising to depart. "I will, sir." And Hugh went out a tall, hand some fellow, with pleasant dark eyes aud a linn, squarely-cut chin, which betokens no ordinary amount of resolu tion and will. Kent Carleton sat in the office leisure ly glancing over the large russet-bound volumes, when th Ju.ljre dclilteraiely turned himself round in his revolving chair. He, too, was handsome, with straight effeminate fealures, blue eyes, and wavv hair. "I have called, sir, on very import ant business," began Kent, hesita tingly. "I'.li ! What may it Ik;?" deliberate ly questioned the Judge. Kent would have given all he was worth if the brown old man would have put on a lair of spectacles. Those lead eyes confused and liewildered him. 'It is about your daughter Kate sir," said Carleton. "I love her, and if you have no objections " 'Ah," said the Judge, "exactly o. Of course you have means to support a wife?" "As to means, sir, I am yet only le- ginning the world ; but I have expect ations, and, added to this, I am about to commence the practice of the profes sion in which you have reached so bril liant a position." He bowed. The Judge was still transfixing him with the lead eyes. 'You utay go. I'll let you know my decision to-morrow." Carleton's fiotsteps had hardly died away upon me tnresnom wnen uie Judge opened the door to the left of him and called : "Kate !" Miss IVlham came in tall, bloom ing, eighteen, with eyes of soft liquid blue, damask cheeks, and hair of real poet's gohL How strange tshe looked among the dry old law b ok- and the liaize-covered desks and the packets of legal pajiers splashed with scarlet seals like magnified drops of blood. 'Well, papa ?' 'IKj you want to get married, pet ?" 'Well, papa, I hardly know wheth er I do or not !" she answered, re flectively. Miecause I've had two young men here asking periuiswiou to pay their addresses to you." 'Two young men, papa ! ho were they?" "liotu eligible, as far as outward cir cumstances go; not rich, but sensible and enterprising, I've reason to think ; and for my part I don't believe in too much ready-made money." "But you have not told me yet who they are." "Hugh Kearney and Kent Carle ton," answered the Judge. " Inch do you like the better of the two?" "Why, papa; I like them both. Huzh is a good solid fellow, aud Kent has so much style." "But you can't marry 'em both." "Pa," laughed Kate, coming up so that her fuir curls overflowed the brown face with the beady black eyes, "you choose for me. I really haven't any actual preference in the matter. I could like either of them ; and, after all, it isn't like selecting a lover, liecause I can make up my mind at any time." "So you want the old dad to select for you. do you ? Well, well, I will think it over and let you know." The Judge put on his hat and went out for a walk in the summer twilight to clear his brain of the cobwebs in duced by his day's work. "Hello !" he cried, as he stumbled over a meditative old Irishman who was standing before him with a ragged old water-proof coat hanging on his arm. "What do j-ou mean by ob- structine the hiirhway in that sort of fashion, Hannegan ?" "Faith, it's I that asks Your Honor's pardon kindly, but sorra a bit I knows where I'm goin Perhaps Your Hon or could tell me." "How the mtschief do you suppose set ESTABLISHED 1837. I can tell j-ou, if you don't know your self, j-ou Irish blunderheaiL" "They're lawyers like Your Honor," "and since Biddy Rouke that is me sister, Your Honor, that's washing for all the quality hurt her ankle bone, says she, she says, 'get the money they're owin' me, it's I that w ill Ihank you kindly sjivs she, 'and I'll do as much for you,' says she, 'for it's Mr. Carleton and Mr. Kearney " "Oh!" ejaculated the Judge. "Carle ton and Kearney, eh? Yes; I know where they live, and I'll go along with you aud show you, if you'll lend me your overcoat and just change hats with me." "Sure, Your Honor, it's too ragged like for the likes of you ?' "That's my business," said the Judge alertly transforming himself into an old loafer by the buttered hat and rusty overgarment of Terrence Hannegan. "Anw, look here, if ynu call me any thing but Lurry Kierdon I'll send von to the lock-up for twenty-four days." Terrence started and grinned. "All right, ye-" "Stop!" roared the Judge. "I inane Iarry ! And is thisthte, sir? I would lie after saying. Mister Hierdon ?" "This Ls the door, Terry." And, without knocking, the Judge pushed Terry into the hotel reading room, wh?re he stood with his head drawn in between his shoulders aud nearly covered by the Irishman's too large hat, while Hannegan boldly con fronted the young men. Cr rletou was writing a letter, Kear ney -tut tip-d back in his chair look ing over the pajier, and one or two others were lounging about grumbling at the diurnal monotony of the village in which they found themselves lie- cahned over night. "Money !" ejaculated Carleton, ir ritably, as the Irishman made known his errand. "What money? It's but a little while since I settled that bill ; there must be a mere trifle owing now f 'It's $5, .75, and Biddy's laid up wid a broken ankle aud five little ones, sir ; and if you'd plase to let me have the money, I've Biddy' receipt, sir" "Hang your receipts, man, I've ho money to spare ! Don't bother me !" "For shame, Carleton V sjsike up Hugh Kearney. "Pay what you owe the woman. Would you let her and the little ones starve?' 'It don't hurt that class of people to starve," heartlessly answered Carleton. As for the little ones, the less we have among us to pay taxes for the better ! It isn't convenient for me to settle the account to-day; that's enough." Anil he turned away and bent over his writing again, a little uneasy be neath tl u it heritor look o euro dart ed at him from Hugh Kearney's eyes. 'Come, here, my man," said the latter, addressing Terry Hannegan, who stood scratching his head in sore jicrplexity. "How much do I owe Mrs. Rouke? I ought to have attend ed to it sooner ; but I waited as usual, for her to send in her bill." "It's only Si-V), sir, for your honor;" answered Terrence, "but" 'Well, here's a $-3 bill. Biddy can work It out when her ankle gets lietter. And if she is really in want or suffer ing, tell her to send to me and I'll come and see her." 'Sure, your honor, I'll do that same ; and it's hopin's the blissid saints may make your honor's bed in heaven, and wishin' there was many like you ; and Biddy'll le a thankful woman." But at this stage Terry Hannegan' companion, who had stoHi uy the noor motionless all the while, shouldered him out, still uttering thanks and blessings as he went. 'Here, said the Judge, as they step- p.d out once iu.hv on the pavement, take your overcoat, Terry, aud let's change hats again ; for I begin to feel radical and revolutionary already." "Feel how, your honor?" "Nevermind. Here, give thLsniou- ey to j-our sister from me, and bea'siut your business." So the Judge dismissed his ragged companion and returned to nis din ing room, back of thj law office, where Kate sat by a shaded lamp. "Well, papa," said Kate, laughingly, have you decided yet ?" "Yes, I have decided." "What is it to be?" "Carleton is a heartless scoundrel, aud will treat the woman who is his wife as no woman would wish or de serves to be treated." "Papa, how do you know?" "No matter how I know. I have a way of finding out things for myself, child." "And Mr. Kearney?" "If you can get him, take him. He is a fine fellow." And the Judge sat down to write two brief notea, one of which Carleton read the next morning with contract ed brow and savage eyes. "What does the pedantic old fool mean 7 v hat can ne nave possioiy heard about ma which convinces him that I am not the person to render his daughter's life a happy one ?" But that was just what Mr. Carleton never IearneiL And Kate, the Judge's golden-haired daughter, was married six months from that day to Hugh Kearney. A Hot Weather Story. "This warm weather remiuds me of a lose x nearu lasi cveuiug," saiu BlufTkins, helping himself to a twenty five cent cigar from his neig hi sir's mo rocco ease. "Look here, BlufTkins," answered the only New Yorker at the table, "we are too near roasting to death to ex periment with your stories, but we'll give you one opportunity." 'Well, to proceed," continued Mr. BlufTkins, "there was ouce a man who lived in Chicago all his life. Naturally enough he had a most exalted opinion of that Windy City. In the natural course of events the man died, and upon reaching his destiny exclaimed in sur prise to St Peter: 'Why, dear sir, I supposed that heaven would be much different and better than Chicago, but it seems not' The stalwart attendant eyed the new arrival in sorrow for a moment, and replied: 'My dear sir, this 1 not heaven r "Boston Budget I I JL1 JLL AUGUST 21, 1895. REMIXISCEXCES Of Captain Tissue. I.uitok II Kit A li : M r. "Nixfer- stay" disagrees somewhat with the w ri- ter in regard to the origin of the name "Keyser'a Uidge," and in an inspired moment his jsn-tie vision sours back ward ami in his mind's eye In) sees an educated German, who in the excess of his overflowing patriotism calls it "Kaiser's," or m re properly "Cesar's Ridge." Now this would all lie very fine, and as beautiful as fine, if it were so; but unfortunately for"Nixferstay's theory, a man named Knncr did live there, aud is so little known to fame and posterity that no one can tell "where he is at," or even where he went from there. The average Ger man emigrant, while patriotic enough for all practical purMscs, and while making a substantial freeman in this great country, and with a great iis.si ble future for his jiosterity, which is shown iv the soini men and grand wo men of German extraction all over our land, would hardly be exiec!ed at that early u.tv to originate a name so permeated with jioetie effusiveness. Then "Mr. Dicher Ben" makes some assertions about Cupt Tissue's progeny that w ill uot bear the light of investi gation. Isaac Tissue, father of Mr. A. N. Tissue, was not a grandson of Capt Tissue, Mr. "Dicher B.-n" and the History of Somerset County to the contrary notwithstanding, but a son by his second wife. By his first wife, who was most likely a German, as was the Captain, or at least of German extrac tion, the Captain had three children, the two little boys, as the writer stated, and a small baby. In the hurry of pre paring the paper referred to the writer forgot to say anything alsait the fate of this child. In the confession which the German made to Captain Tissue after his capture, he stated that after he had killed the Captain's w ife, cut up the Ixxly and put it under the floor as stated, set fire to the house and with the two little Imivs hail gone to the hay mow, he remenilsi'red the liaby in the cradle. Leaving the lwys in the hay mow or barn he went Imck to the house, which by this time was in flames, in tending to bring the baby to the liarn also; but when he got to the house and looked through the window, the child had climljcd out of the cradle and was creeping under the bed. Just then th J roof and ceiling fell in, and, of course all was over. This statement from be ginning to end is substantially true, as Cupt Tissue was a friend and acquaint ance of the writer's father, who has given the particulars to the writer a great many times. The writer can not tell who Jacob Tissue was, but he was not Isaac Tis sue's father. The little bova lived I" la? pretty old men, but they were prac tically idiots, presumably from the hor rible sight witnessed in their youth at the butchery of their mother. Burgess Welfley, in a recent conver sation with the writer, said he had lieen informed bv his uncle Israel Welflev that the murderer had cut the Sk Ikvs' tongues in such a way as to pre vent them from talking plainly. 1 his, however, is hardly probable, as the writer's father .would have sjKiken of it ; and liesides, the reasons above giv en would seem to be sufficient Capt Tissue was in the revolutionary army when this murder occurred and was in the war afterwards. He was not married the second time until some years after the war. Jacob Tissue was most likely an elder brot her of Isaac's, but he was not his father. The German did not live long after his incarceration in the Bedford jail. At this late day there is no way, so far as the writer knows, of verifying the length of time he lived, or the isWib'e treatment he met with at the hands of Captain Tissue on the w ay to the jail, since there was no one with thein. Neither is there any waj' now to ascer tain the exact date of the murder ; but of two things "Dicher Ben" can rest assured : that Capt Tissue was in the war at the time, and afterwards. It is. quite likely that "Dicher Ben" is cor rect as to the date of Isaae Tissue s birth, as the writer's father was some years younger, and he was born in 179 i. "Dicher Ben" is nio!.t likely. and the writer thinks certainly in error aUuit Isaac Tissue being born in Klk Lick, unless indeed the whole southern part of the county was called Klk Lick. If "Dicher Ben" is correct aliout the maiden name of Cant Tissue's second wife, then, the presumption, is that he was born somewhere in Tur keyfoot, probably on the very farm on which he died and where he always lived. Isaac Tissue had brothers, one of whom was a great fighter; and Isaac himself was no slouch when it came to a knock down argument The name Tissue as variously anglicized is now usually spelled as the writer has been spelling it, but the German spel ling of course would la somewhat dif ferent Why "Dicher Ben" should make the assertion that the name is of English and not of German extraction is beyond the writer's ken. It Is Ger man all over aud all through, and the Captain, if not absolutely born in Ger many, of which there can lie very little doubt, was bjrn of German parents. He may not have been ho poetic in his nature as "Nixfurstay's" German of Keyser's Ridge, but he was a plain every day, patriotic, liberty-loving man. The history of Somerset County says "a man named Tissue, who proliably came from New Jersey, was the first settler on the lands where Confluence now stands." This is incorrect, as the record shows that all the lands there were taken up, or at least occupied, long before, some undoubtedly as early as 17fV. Since the history is so mani festly incorrect in regard to the murder of Cant Tissue's wife and the fate of the murderer, it is not surprising that it should be mistaken in othor matters. The story about the murderer being ahot and wrenching his wounded toes off by setting his uninjured foot on them is the veriest bosh, as nothing of the kind ever occurred. "Dicher Ben's conclusions will not admit of investigation further, since he relies on hi "own jiersonal opin ion" too much when he says : "When Cant Tissue joined the army he brought hi wife into the house or OJL neighborhood of her father William Rash and after his return from the army at the close of the war settled on the laud where a part of Confluence now is." This Is all true, except as the writer has proven that the Cap tain was in the war N-fore and after the murder ; and be did not bring hi wife to the hoiiM of her father liecause he w as not married to her then, but was married after the waft But he did, after his return from the war, "settle on the land where a part of Confluence now is." Addison, Pa M. Pinned in a Wreck. A Western railroad man who was visiting Washington recently told a Star reporter the following story : I was riding on the S.-ttfle, North Shore and Western R iilr,ad four years ago when the engine went through a trestle into a shallow stream. The en gineer, Jim ISityle, was timh-r the loe; motive, and two other train hands were holding his he ld up out of (lie water when I reached the sst. From just alve the knees bis lnly wasuiiinjurcd, but the lower partsof his legs were crushed flat and held in a vie which knew no loosening. Several miles above, some Chinese miners were working, and they damm ed up the water every night before quit ting, letting it loose again when they liegan to wash dirt next day. The engineer lay in water of sufficient depth to prevent a doctor, even if he had lieen present, from amputating his legs, and there was the added danger that at any time the Chinese might set the water loose and thus drown the in jured man. Boyle lay there in what must have lieeti agony certainly, and with the wa ter barely below his mouth and icy cold at that, and never whimicrcd. He inquired calmly if a coffer dam couldn't le buiit around him, and when this was found to te imjios.-ibIe lie asked that his wife be sent for he lived a few stations back to come up on the wrecking train. Then heaked for a smoke and putted away at a pipe as contentedly, to all appearances, as if he had Ihvii in his engine cab. Tiie trainmen relieved each other. and the passengers also txk turns in holding Boyle's head aliove the wafer, anil as the hours wore away every lxdy seemed to feel the awful strain but Bovle. Shortly before noon a welcome toot was heard to the south of us. and Boyle heard it. "I'll U t the cigars that Clara's alioard that train," was all he said. It was tiie wrecking train, and the first person oflit was a white-faced little woman with tightly compressed lils. She knew the state of affairs, and went silalgtifto tiwr cut nd i-- its awful bottom with unhesitating ..... a a 1 stejis. Mie took her husoalld s neau in her arms and kissed him. 'My legs are gone sure, Clara," said the man, witli a smile. "Well, your heart's all right," she re- sjsnidetl cheerfully. There was no hopelessness i it her aj- jicarance, no matter how full her heart might have been. Someone came rushing down witli the startled cry, "Tiie Chinamen have U gun washing V Neither the man nor the woman showed a bit of fear. "Let me have the gun, dear," he pleaded. "You'd die with a sin on your soul," he replied. "I'll do it, darling, and live to square myself." That woman had come prepared to kill the man she loved in preference to letting him die a most horrible death in a flood of dirt and sand and gravel. An Englishman, who had lit-n a passenger on the train, appeared at this juncture with an implement shai ed something like a mattock. No one knew where he got it. "Mayle we can scrape the liottem away under Boyle's legs and drag him out, or what's left of him, anyhow," he suggested. He went to work. Every now and then he would strike the crushed legs of the engineer, and ejaculate, "I leg your pardon," and Boyle would invari ably reply, "No harm done, general." In ten minutes he a-ked Boyle to brace himself and motioned to the men i at his side. B-.vylc's anus and shoulders were quickly grasped by muscular train men ; there was a strong jerk and lioyle was re'cOsed. Even in that supreme moment of agony, when he was laid on me sine oi the cut, with masses of bWi.ing, crush ed, quivering tlwsh and bone, where his feet and knees had been, he hoked up to the Englishman and said : "General, tlianks; you are a brick, and then fainted in his wife's arms. Ten minutes later the cut was ten feet deep, with a bubbling, hissing, rapid stream of yellow water. Wash ington Star. A Hint to Yonng Men. Alas, how prevalent are those dread diseases which make young men pre maturely aged, pale, listless, low spirit ed, languid, easily tired, forgetful and incapable; fill madhouses and swell the lists of suicides: separate husbands and wives; bring untold suffering to mil lions, eveu unto the third and fourth generation. A complete and scientific treatise on these ailment, preiiared by an as sociation of medical men, who have hal va-t experience in their treatment and great success in their cure, will W mailed in plain, sealed envelope, secure from observation, to any sufferer send ing ten cents, (the cost of postage) enclosed w slh this notice, to World's Dispensary Medical Association, Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y. Indefinite. "Seen my wife in here?" asked the man with the yellow vest of the down town druggist "I am uot sure that I know her,' was the answer. "There was a rather large woman with a pink shirt waist here, and a smallish woman in dark bloomers." "H'tn. She answers both those de scriptions. What was the color of her hair, did you notice?" Iudianapolls , Journal. 1 UDJL WHOLE NO. 2291). -a Nik Incidents in Ministerial Lifa- ItV. KKV. T. J. I'.KI-T'iW. That tiie Creator has N'stowed upon mankind a sense of huiii r f-r which we should be thankful, and, that it Is useful in its prtqu-r plaiv, is everywhere acknowledged. Perhajis in no calling is the humorous side of things more noticed, than in that of a preacher. Wliile a display of tills is out of order in a sermon or a religious service, yet in daily life it Is very healthful in shak ing out the cobwelH which otherwise might lodge in the brain. A classmate of mine used to tell a gssl story of a man who had U -iueai!r:i;ik.-tr I, and, a everything e!e bad Is-cn tri-. in the way of reformation, it was sug gested that if some ghostly apcaruhce were suddenly b confront and admon ish him it might work like a charm. So one nL'lit, as itli tw i-ted -tcps Hu man was returning home from bis ca rotisal by a lonely graveyard, a voice from the toinlis acisistcd him. It was all in vain; for the answer the ghost received was: '"Say, old man, is it the geii'rl (hie) resurrection, or have you come out on your own account?" It is serioiwly statist that a young minister of undoubted ability and yet single, failed to secure a call from an impirUtnt charge for which he was a candidate by preaching from the text: "My Heart is Fixed." That a pi tears in that case to have fixed him. I iis said of a young minister that, returning from his own wedding trip, lie concluded tin the first Sunday to preach c.ne of l:is old sermons over again. Tiie congregation was synipa- ' thftic uud exiicctaiit. Judge then, of their surprise, when he nnnouncvd for bis text: "The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of U! V distress,-." He had picked up an old manuscript without s much as lisiking at the subject. An Episcopalian min:.-ter relates that at a marriage at which he was officiat ing, the groom said in nervous haste: "Vi:h all my gsd!y words I thee en dow," in-tead of "worldly goods," a it reads in the service of that church. "We want," said the minister, "just now, your worldly gosls, rather than gisslly words." Tiie unseemly practice of the indis criminate eulogy of the dead at funerals gave an opportunity for a Dutchman to say to a miiii-ter, who otVicialed at one in Chicago: "Mine friendt, did you know the corpse veil he vas alive?" A Dutchman himself, however, of ficiating at the f.ineral of a friend, in giving a catabgue of his gissl nihilities, wound up with the remark: "did he vas a "ood eeiiinoker." There are many good things record ed in regard t. the forget fall less and nervousness of some preachers. Dr. Robinsosi, of New York, was assisting a pastor in an eastern city on a certain day. When he entered the pulpit wit! him he noticed that the choir was somewhat cliilurr.tssed and seemed to ! holding a consultation. Presently the hader came and a-ked for the list of hymns fiTthat service. "Why," said the pastor, "I gave you the nunilvrs." The musician then handed him lck a list, not of hymns, but to his horror, one that his wife gave him when he went down town Saturday afternoon. Among the things enumerated were hair pins, and a Imttle of patent food for the baby. In some churclu's an elder or some official makes the announcements. The pa-tor in one instance requested that notice ! given that the prayer meeting on Wednesday evening would be omitted f.r that Week, aud was amused as well as wasthecongrefcation by hearing tiie good man anuounce: "There will be no Wednesday evening this week. The Scutch are proverbial for their dry and caustic wit. A highland min ister, n itieing that one of his hearers was inattentive, paused and said: "Sandy are ye hearin'?" "Yes," said tht Highlander, "but to verra little purpose." Dr. Black ie, who, as a profound scholar and sympathetic man, was brought into contact w ith many theo logical students, expected to lie away from home on a certain day and placed this written notice on the class-room door "Dr. Black ie will not meet his classes to-day." A student read this aud cra-cd the letter "e," so that it read: "Dr. Blaekie will not meet his lasses to-day." But when the genial Dr. tame alo.ig he erased the next let ter "1" so that it read: "Dr. Blaekie will not meet his as-es to-day." A minister in the land of Robert Burns, having preached a powerful ser mon on temperance in which he very minutely dcscriUsl the syniptoiis of in toxication, was thus praised by a hear er: 1 hat was a gisxi sernion; inn uie minister has Uvn a lad in his day, I tell ve." Even in the most sacred places there will sometimes oecur things with humor in them. It is well known that the b:loved and learned Dean Stanley, of West minster Ab'ncv, was very quiet in his manner and delivery in preaching. Going home after preaching there one day, he remarked to his wife that the p.siple regarded him with so much at tention, scarcely removing their eyes during the discourse. "And no won der," was the rejoinder, "wheu you had a atir of gloves balanced upon your head the whole time." The gloves had been deposited in his hat in the first instance and when it was remov ed in a staid and dignified manner they ret laincd on the head of the famous ecclesiastic. The faculty of humor and the sense of the ludicrous are not con lined to any class of men. There are many good things saitl about the humor of the he roic Abraham Lincoln; none perhais are quite so good, we think, as the fol lowing: A wealthy Englishman was visiting this country and sought an interview w ith Lincoln, who was then President They had quite a pleasant chat aud were speaking of tiie little difference in the manners and custom of the two nations wheu the English man said: "And Mr. President, no gentleman in England blacks his own shoes." "f hen what other fellow's shoes d.K-s he black'."' was the charac teristic reply. To sum up this brief article, h-t us say th:i, no matter what the man's calling injy I-, if lie cannot laugh well, V.-.- t- i ; -:..ii: thii!g wr.ii:g i:i his niak-j-;. TilL" writer has teen in c lutai t . 'r.li . iii- of ih bj.-t worker in tf:e f-!:ur.-Ii aud uali i.i a.i 1 b is f i i-i l th it invariably th.y have a dah of huunr in t!i:.":r n::t n.s. ;. -.ur-?, amid t!.-i w-di; ;t:i-l 1 i m i i , i i : i . ;,f i;:V, humor n:i.' n t always liud a place, and :imid some surroundings would ! l;i.l,s,u-; yet, commend me, after all, to the in dividual who can see and appreciate sl, clean, wholesome huiuur. Arte mas Ward, supponed t be dying, was urged by a friend to take some nause ous medicine ordered by the physician. "I would do anything for you, do take it," said his friend. "If you will do anything, please take the stuff fr nie then," was the reply. And so the ruling passion was strong in death as in life. Sleiali are Beady. . Wa-hiiigtoii cirr q ;cl nt of the New York M'tt;intj -ft'txt r savs: At last iit-d its f.r World's Fair ex hibitors are ready. Wheu Augustus St. iauduns failed to draw suitable d -signs for the reverse, Charlies E. Bar tier, chief d.-dgm-r of th - Piiila I -Iphin Mint, who had len employed there fori) years, was asked to try his hand. Mr. B.irU-r m:tk a desigt) which was actvpted in pla-e o'St Gau. Ions', and a contract for striking o!f il.n r) medals was given to a Water! inry :Co;tn. i firm. The firiii h i c :n;!. ;,- it work, an I the tho-ist:il of ciiitors scattered ov.-rfhi-i an-l fnvig.i c :iiltris, who art-entitled to awards, will this week lie put in psst-s-ion of the valuable pri'-s fir which th "V haw b.-.-ii wail ing SO ll'llg. The imslals arc three inches ill diam eter. Each one has had to l struck separately, as the name of the recipient is impn-sstil on each. St. Gaudi-iis' design for the obverse shows Columbus in the act of stepping from a but, his attitud - expressing thanks to God for their safe conduct over the unknown s--as He is attend ed by his f !!ovi-rsani! the Hag of Spai n Is sis-ii tl'Kitiug over him, forming a background with the inscription, "Christopher 'olumb-.is, t :-tt.':cr XII., MIK'CCXCII.," witli the pillars of Hercules, caravels and the motto "Plus I'ltra." Mr. Barber's d.-sig:i for the revere contains a shield with the following inscription: "World's 4 'olumfiian Kxhi bition, in commemoration of the Four ilundr.-.ltli Anniversary of the Ijind ing of folumi.Us, MlMVCXril., MIK VCXf 'IM., ' an I a pi ie- for an insert to reiive the nam-- of the recip ient of the medal. The shield is st-i-moiintisl by a gluls-, at either i n,l i f which are fi-ma'e figjris representing Fume. The figure to the ri.irht of the giots- has a truni t in i'i-e hand and is proclaiming the award, and in the other she holds wreaths read;." ( pr(scn!. The figure on the left of l!,c lolx- has tablet in the left hand, while in the rigid she holds a pen ready to iiiscrili the award as proclaimed. On either side of the shield are tl lining torches, representing light, or i'lteHig .-inv. Ili neath an 1 partly hid le;i by theshields Is the c travel, whieli is use l t make a unity or c impt.-teiK'.ss of idea, and forming an allegory lietween the two sides of the medal. The Family Treasurer. I'nmi the Toronto nt.t. in Tru'li. very hasty gciicr.dization, when, in li e recent trial of an alimony ms-, he in terjected the remark that "any man wlr gives all of his salary to his w ife is a foul." Many men le-t fools, but w is-' and prudent, Uini ovt r their earn ings ti their wives as the nt-i-t is.mp. teiit stewards of the household. It is a practice which prevails ex tensively anions careful waire tamers. The wife is the family trea-'inr, to whose keeping the h;i-!.ind intrusts his wagr-s. If she is a good woman, she has only the interest of the family at heart, and if she is a prudent woman she can dispense its income more econ omically than he. She understands U tter its needs is more unselfish, k-s liable to st-If-indtilgehiv and a more skillful purveyor. Temptations to waste money in excesses, which lie-so" him, d not attack her. It Jus not s readily b-.irn holes through her jsn-kets as through his. She is U tter able t get its worth in substantial comfort and nt-cissitits. Many men know how to make money, very few how t- use it w isely and keep it; and hcr.o among wage earners it frequently bap pens that the husband acknowledge that the wife is the s ip -rior liaaucier by putting in her keeping his Saturday night's wages. Posi!,!y he may re tain a trilling stun for his alisolutely necessary Iiersonal exiclises, but often times he gives up to her all of it, and she supplies h'un with what he re-q-.iin.-s. By so doing the man escap s tempta tions to ex:ra ag-iuc." aud sch-iudulg-eiice which would lv irresistible if he carried ab u: his wages in his jsiek -t as b ith the br-a I winner and treasurer of the hou-ciioM, with thee nse,UciKv of suffering for the family and n. sav imrs laid by against a rainy day. Where he is weak his wife may K strong. Asa matter of fact, a great part of the savings bank account of married nun earning, waits are kept up by their teoiiomh-al and self-denying wives. Gem-rally the wives are much less disposed t- extravagance than the huslttiids. They do not smoke and they do not treat. As good moth ers they may !e anxious to have their children present a niio? appearance, but they are very sparing in expenditure m their own dress. Bridget, tx, wants to keep Patrick straight, and she knows his liesctting weaknesses). She doesn't want him to have too much money, for she knows it is not good for him. She had rather ltiild up an account in the savimrs Iwnk for the time when he loses his job. She may discipline him severely on occa sions but then in his rt-U-lIion he knows that he ntssls the restraint The remark of the judge, therefore, was too sweeping. The Ins-t thing many a mau can do with hi earnings Is to turn them over to his wife. If she's a Ir.wl woman, unworthy of the trust, heaven help him! He i a wretched creature. If she is a vain and silly and st lf-iiidtilgcnt woman, he has a load on his liack which will lie likely to keep him dow n always. A woman to whom a poor man cannot trust bis money Is no fit wife for hiiii. Nearly everyone ueei Is a gosl tonic at this season. Hood's Sarsaparilla Is the oue true tonic aud blood purifier. Srrow Is not an incident, occur ring uow and then. It Ls the woof which Ls woven into the warp of life. ! aud lie who ha uot discerned the I divine sacredues of sorrow, aud the ( profound meaning which Ls eoncal ed in pain, ha to learn what life is.