i C Somerset Herald. ofPubUcation. w.td&7 onxinf ft 92 06 fVC-j "'tf paid to lrinoe- l"rl, "2 . . m be didcoottnned until an , . ,., f "".be subscribers do not take out rf di eia ,,-, frtn one portoffics to j di the same of tns torasr entomce. Address Soxesstt, Pa. n v vat rpn ft WALKER, 3 .tiobssTs-at-iaw, mi J.V.4AKT FCBUt. Somerset, Pa. ... ,. Court Houae. I u m iiinoud iei,lttouaixll1 Pa. A-'sT-AT-LAW. 4V MAM IIIIT. Pa. T"-T TA jaTuKSna-AT-LA', if J, Kooat.- taMutnei, Ft. r ,oE R SCULL, Bumenet, la. ,rn W.BIESECKEL, .-' ativbji-ai-i.aW, Buaenet, Pa, . ii PMiii Eeuse How, by poaii. Court iwn. J.G.Ol vTT A OGLE, v ijtAA'i'-Ar-iAir, . euiiutR, Pa. n J K0U.-ER, I- AliviiSKV-AI-LAW. k 1 suuenet. Pa. If jLfl. KOOXTZ.. bumerwt, Pa., i rTprmi'iuwuuuDtobuuiiaaieutrucicd u. nuiuerecl al atoiuuis oounuea. ' A rr-U. tissue fcow, oppoaile Ums Court I'lLEXTi-NE MAY, Anuh-NAl-AT-LAW. tfc iMutr in Eeai Etuio. Will attend to all u,uwei ui tii car with prumpuuaB T EX BL CUL, J AlivuXEY-Al-LAW, bumenet, Pa. prooi-i.T attend to all busuiewi entrusted lit. HuuvJ adiailcedOUOOUeCUOUa, AC Of fer jL Matuuoui buck. T-jKS 0. KIMMEL, A Alloa.Nl'-AT-LAW, bumenet. Pa, t ar-end to all burinew entrusted to hi care 1 soo-x niJ inljumiuj uouuuoii, with prompv ui ny. uJit uu Mioii CrwB euoet. TiillSLPUGIL j Al'IuiCifT-AT-LAW, Bumervei, r. ni is Uu&moU) B.or k. up nun. Entrance a truw butcL Coue uou made, eMaiee JM. UUt cxutulied. and all Irf ai bluuiew air use Uj .Ui xuiuuutiM aud &deiitr. i j. Oo-bum. L C CoLBoaM. MuLtoKS A CCLBORX, Au buuieai entnuted to our care will be scusi- ud faiuiluixy lUU-udcd to. Collection u. auiiierMTi, rieuiuru aiid tdjouunf ouua rftm. csrt.- aud cuuvtfhcii duue on rca- HI.EAZR, AITOESEY-AT-LAW, auucnet. Pa., Z prmctloe in Bomenet and aojoiniuc eoaa . An butiuam eutnuied w Him will receive pClii kUUlUOIl. tiumari W. H. Kcrru. fX'FFRuTa A RUPPEL, J AnOK.SAt-Al-LAW, tumenet, ra. iZ ttitmvm e.t rused to their care will be KqiI.t aju punciu&iiT aturuded to. ufiice oo JUu Uum aoct, opiiumUe MaouiloUi iiiouA. T W. CARUTHERS, M. D. Ut 1-riVaKlAN' AM eLfcuK JS. . OMkJtaJCT, PA. '.tun I' a ion street, next door to l-ruiunjc DS. P. F. SHAFFER, mvaiUA.s amoUK(;eos, CuHAkBKT, PA., linden lot y,rvtrsR.mA tafieetiu Uie ciuiena co aj ncinnj Ul&iw uext duur to Iwrrr, m bulei. jyS. H. g. fUMMELL, Io4e h profrwdonal aerrioea to the citiaeni umrt ud Ticiuiiy. I'nieia protenuotiaU; afco 8c can be found at lua ofnue on Mam DS. J. M. LOUTHER, FHYsICIAS AKD BCKGEOS E pemaneBUy In Boraerxet for U Jiit uf ba profeauoB. Xnce ea Main atreet, D 2.J.aM'VILLE.V. (UrjdKU m Xieaii m .) r..T-a: attention to the prates-ration of fci uu:a. tertu Arufical Heu iiineiL All ;UkL;.j wtujJa."torT. OSiee in the J""''' " M T -JweUAs Co. A avote, Cora J (.rw dth ir,o; ureeta. Oils! Oils! i:laiSe K-taing Co., Pittrlmrgh IV part r.:i-tjri:., ha., uiaaen a specially uf aaauiaftur.in lor the Iwummic trade Ujc LlmM brands of fiwinalingi Lubricating Oils Naphtha and Gasoline, b iruuie from Petroleum. We cballenft ttparuon w ab ererj anowa PRODUCT OF PETROLEUM If yon with the mo uniformly Satisfactory Oils -Di THE American Market, . Trade fat 8uset and Tidnlty nppUea by O-iOK A 2irRrT9 AlTD r.-. FA1UL&A KOOER, n- Suaaaarr, Pa. MTI8TIG JOB PRIMING A SPECIALTY. HARRY M. BENSHOFF, UWACTURING STATIONER AKD fiLAX BOOK MAKER. HANNAH BLOCK. JOHNSTOWN, PA. VOL. XLn. NO. THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF Somerset, Penn'a. CAPITAL, SURPLUS S50.000. S14.000. DEPOSITS "ECU VCD IN LARGE AN DSN ALL AUOUHT. PAYABLE ON DEMAND. ACCOUNTS OF MERCHANTS FARMERS, STOCK DEALERS, AND OTHERS SOLICITED -DISCOUNTS DAILY. - BOARD OF DIRECTORS : LaBcs M. Hicxa. Gxo. R. Bctll, Jamis L. Pcgh, W. H. Millia, Johb R. Boon, R. 8. 6xi.l, FtiD W. BnsBCXAS. Edwakd Sctlu : t Valkstikb Hat, : : IIabvet M. Bkkklkt, : : : Pmsidast Vies Prbiidkst : : : Cajshim. The funds snJ eeenrities of this bank sre swurel y profcK-ted in srlebrated Cor Iwa Barjflar-proof X&(e. The only bafe made absolutely Burglar-proof. Somerset County lakal Bank Of Somerset, Pa. y. Established, 1877. Orgvthti t Hitloail, 1890, CAPITAL, $50,000. Chas. J. Harrison, Pres't. Ym. H. Koontz, Vice Pres't. Milton J. Pritts, Cashier. Die ctors: Pam'l Snyder, Jotin H- Snyder iohn '""S;.-, j,h B. livia, Harrison .snyder. Jerome trtuflt, Noaba. Miuer, Sam. B. Harrison. mrtomer. o thia Bank will rerelTe the moat liberal treatment consistent wiin aal. ban ling. fartie wtkiunc to .end money ean or wet can be aecommdaved by drail for any amount. Money and aluablea secured by one of he boid Celebrated Safea. with moat approved time onectiona made In aU peju of the United States. Cbaixea moderate. . Aeoounu and Uepokiui eobcted. mart-6m niELiTT hue in tost 121 A- 123 Fourth Ave, PITTSBURGH, PA. CauM - - - Undivided Proflt 1250,000. Acts as Executor, Guardian, Assignee and Kt'Ct-'iver. Wills receipted for and held free of charge. Business c: .vsidenta and non-residenU can-fully atb-nded to. JOHN B. JACKSOX, - rresident- JAMES J. DOXNELL, Vice Treeident FRANKLIN" BROWN, Secretary. JAS.C.CIIArLIN, Treasurer. MEN WANTED uve'nug i:wtii; Liii.-.eud not ux-.ry. Htea!y employment. ,-4ltera. Wnleatouiraiid cnre choii ot temuiry. JORDAN it H1NCHMAN. We are now ready with our new and larjje inroiceol line coniecnonery v.., Ur brands of Biscuiti and Oaken, Uncy poods of all yl, and everything euw wrtaininR to a first class bouse to till or ders promptly, and to aupply resident fam iiien to any extent. Goods always fresb and always offered at lowest fipurea. tall and fee one of tLe Cnot aisorlmenta eTer carried. JORDAN & HfflCHMAH. 270272 Main Street, Johnstown, Pa. DREXEL'S IMPROVED EMULSION OF PURE KOH tUArt COD LIVER OIL WITH CHEMICALLY PURE HYPOPHOSPHITES OF LIME AND SODA. FOR COHSUMmON. SROtSCMITlS. COUCMS, - COLDS ASTHMA, SCROFULA. - SKIM OISCASCS. NERVOUS DISEASES, - DISEASES OF CHILDREN. . WHOOPING COUCH. ANAEMIA, - catarrh, -a- GENERAL DEBILITY. ETC, ETC. This TaloabU preparation cares by Its autritHe and alterative power. It a tree emu'Moa. no! a hme aoap. ncuilr ditroted. qoKkly aiilaled. aod ihow its woadertul actio, oo bio 3d. tntue and aerve by a a saarked unproewent tru the tint dofce. irexe! I jjiaaiSHM wi - T- v r acrvteiiaie tor ana-mia. irrvouuios tor acrotala trmwjc - - i i i . l . .1 ,tn ar Blatvr aiMltbc wK.a dica of ckudnood. ocdv peiK ad aervoua coaditKma, to of ah. ata Urbed ileep d aieht aweata, it n a perfect Cora. Praxal's XntsUira of Cod hint Oil "rT Wat redT to be W lot coanl.a. cold., broackiua. rop.Urriptia, ore aad blcediaj throat, koinr tra. tkkllnc throat. Ol caeat and M Other irritated. hiaed aad oueated coaditHHls ot tba throat. Inags aad cbou largw botUes, 60 eaU per bottla. Bold by InfgM (tsmll;, seat to any addrsssoa it alpt af 60 aasta. SOLE PUOPftlETORS, Winkelmann 4 Brcwn Drug Co. BALTIMORE. MO. O. 8. A rnil n k TVT DIMn this IUU UAH rini-'PAPEn , Ex ia rmwr al tb. Al.ert,.iari Bureau t TZ REiaNGTON EP.C. a wtfl eaemES a aaa-ua at Wt ran 47 ITm. 7ohnon KonuauviUe, l'a. Injured While Coasting Impure Blood Asserts Itself But Hood's Sarsparllla Cures the Disease and Restores Health. "C. L Uood & Co., Lowell, Mass.: Duriug the winter of inn, I was Injured on one Iirnb wbile coasting. It did not trouble me much at first, but soon became more painful, my strength began to decline and I could not rest at nigKL I a as attended by seTeral different doc tors but all failed to check the trouble and I grew rapidly worse. Early in IKK) I bad to use crutches and my health was Terr poor, having lost my apietite aud beiiij reduced in flesh. In the 1X1 ot lJl I had to take to my bed and it was thought I Would Not Live until spring, lturitig all this time I had tried many different meuk-iues but did get relief. In the meantime to pre me relief, the aereral bunches around my knee were lanced and Utter every effort made to heal the running sores but all iu rain. Tueu It was, while conCued to my bed last spring, that my father, having read much about the merits of Hood's Sarsaparilla, HOOD'S Sarsaparilla decided to have me gi ve It a triaL I have Liken It regularly, tiding nearly ten bottles. All the lores but two are healed and these are nearly welL I have thrown awsy my crutches as I can walk, c to seh.xd and do some work. I have a good piftiie and real good health and hae iiH"e:,vd In neilit very l.mi li. HoimI's rstrsapai.iu li:ts lK-tt a bU-sMv:: ; t::-. Wiu LlASt ,loi!.si N-.:riu.iin;lle, 1 etuij I: at "i. Hood's Pills are the best family cathartic. Senile and cnVetivo. Try a box 2J cents. SAILED TOESEAS 38 YEARS. One of His Experiences. Forthlrtr-elelit year rapt. l-"ud followed ;he x;t. limit of that time a- master of a e el. and iikiii r irlng from the water aap-radnu-d tv tire M-lary of tl United .-!" Trv:!!.ury'to u( r!iiteiid the fi-lierler- In lit-La. ahi.-li ir-ui..n lie held bvejeara, lie i-late one eHTiitii-e a- f.'llowr.: ... , , li.r-n rul tears I had lx-en troubled with t-neral nerioui-iK-si. and pain In the region if tnv heart. My cn-ate-t alUlftlon a lii ple a h-w: It m almi.t ImposniMe at any ;:i.e t lot). am rvt and uleep. Ilavmc ff-n r. MiliV n tm-di- advertt-ed I l gn ulng ..'ert iite. Aft. r taking a small quantity tl.o x ii.-lil mveived wa-. si great that I a iOsi ivelv alarmid, Hii&Llne tlie rem-Jy ron aineii o(il:il-! allien would finally ! lnjuri mis to me: but on Ileitis asur d by thedrue it that it as eTts-tIy liarnih-. I rontin j.nl it tojet Ker with the Heart rum Ti'day ientiiiuly My thai Ir. lil-' K uiraiive Nervine and New Heart Cure d:(l u .,r-for iih-than anything I had ever taken, i h ot I'ftt tr.-at.-d by eminent plivrsii-i.uw ti New Vork and San i ranci- o without hen tir. I ir.to nir pn--nt goal heaiih to the :ud -i.itisii-aeof lhee newt valuable remedies m i In arillv iwNMiniieud them to all airln tea is I ..."-:'aiit. A. 1'. Inid. Hamixh n. Me. Iir MiW i:,T.tiiratlve Ner IneHiial New lure ire ..iil !y alldruiri:isfon a -itive guaran-,s-. or by l-r. Mile. Medical l it. F.lkhart, :.il'.. o;i ni-elitof price, l p. r bottle, or .ix Nitll.-. for to. expres!, prepaid. Tliey are .-ve Irom -11 opiau-a una iLuiie-erous driu-'s. FANCY WORK. Some t rat lSarcalns la IRISHPOINT LUNCH AND TRAY CLOTHS Bought below cost of transportation we are Bellinir at (treat bargains white and colored Bedford Cord Table Cov er stamped read v for working. Sing ed Canton Flannel Table and Cush ion Covers, Singed Plush Cushion Covers, Bargarran Art Cloth Table and Cushion Covers, all stamped with Newest Designs ; Hem-stitched Hot Biscuit And Koll Napkins. A new and large line of hem-stitched Tray and Carving Cloths from tJOcta up. Stamped Hem-stitched Scarfs from 35cts nn rati t Rivera irom. ou lul up. a full line of Figured INDIA SILKS, All New Pattern! and Colorings. Also, igured Plush, 24 and S3 inches wide, in beautiful Colors and IHaigps. Art batin Squares tor me Central Cover and Cushion Co vera. Waban Netting, 6 inches wide, 50 cents per vsrd, in Pink, . - ii tiii? a-nir Blue, tilive ana teiiow, inc. - c it THING for Draping Mantles and Doors, and for Draping Over Draperies. A new liDe of Head-rents, from 2.x-.up. Vi.il nnr Table Linen. Towel. Napkins, Muslin, Sheeting and LiDen Department, by all means. & 41 FIFTH AVES0. Pittsburgh, Pa. A. H. HUSTON. Undertaker and tmbalmer. A. GOOD HELAJRSE And rntUni pertaining to rarnerals turn sned Somerset, Pa. 0. HOME VARA wm Plao". Bewtedy for Catarrt the I j Beat. Eaaleat to faa, aad Cbeapeat. I I slid by DrajrtrlMaoraeat by nil. j Be, K. T. BaielUiw). WaTea fa. U omer SOMERSET, PA., WEDNESDAY, MAY. Wbeu I was but a toddling boy, the months were all the same; In blissful ignorance I plaved, and cared not when tbey came. July the Fourth, or April First, or Christ mas Day . to me Were points upon my line of of life. The month? What might they be T But now, above all other months there is one month, I say. I alwajs greet with terror; 'tis the merry month of May. I wake op in the morning with the first rays of the sun ; I know that Til be moving out before the day is done. I know the carpets will come up, the pict ures sill come down. I know 111 step a dcz;n times upon my wife's best gown. Of all the months in all the year, deliver me, I pray. From this most trying month of all, the merry month of May. In tennis trousers and dress coat, to pack the chattels, while The maid of ail work so peri n tend", with Patronizing 6 mile ; To dicker with the driver of the gaudy mov ing van. To eat one's dinner on the floor, drink coffee from a can. 0 dismal season of the year! how eay, how very gay. I'll feel when it is past and gone, this merry mouth of May. When I go op aloft, I think in May I'd like to go; For May's the month Fate has ordained that we should move in, so I've pictured to mywlf a slab I want no granite pile With just a plain inscription and a paucity of style. In jood plain type upon that .stone, I'd 1 ike to have you fay: " Deceased has finished moving in the mer ry month of May." Tom Masos. THE PEDDLER'S PERIL The sun sank behind the western mountain peaks, and the short twilight of Southern latitudes came on apace. After s time the man of the house came in. He was tall and thin. Two ferret like eyes gleamed sharply upon the ped dler from amid s shaggy tangle of white hair and beard. He placed Lis long ride in a rack over the door, unslung his shot pouch and then seated himself and gazed gloomily into the tire, without touchtafing either a greeting to the stranger or a word to his own family. Nan, panning by, whispered to the peddler: 'Ihin't ye mind cede ; he's got one of his bad spells on now, but if he ain't bothered it'll pass off by and by." The peddler nodded and began a tale concerning one ol his adventures in Texas. He was soon interrupted by Aunt Viney. Sit up, stranger," said she. "We ain't got much to eat, but such as it is you're welcome." The old man ate his supper in silence after which he took his hat and abrupt ly left the cabin. Aunt Viney saw tit to explain. "Moses, my old man, hain't been ex actly like himself since the revenoo men carried his son otT five year ago last April. "Sti!lin',8'po9er "Yes; nd top of that he shot one of 'em while they was try in' to take him, an' they put him in the pen'U-nsh'ry at Nashville for 10 years." The peddler remained eilent for a mo ment or two. But when the dishes were washed and put away he again entertain ed the two women by relating sundry reminiscences of his career, and also de scribing the wonders of certain great cities he had visited. After as bile Moses again stalked si lently in and took a seal in a far corner. While the peddler talked he continued to eye him closely, as if suspicious that the stranger was not just what he should be. ' Speakin' of the telephone," continued the peddler, "some folks in these moun tains don't believe that people can talk to each other, 'nd them a hundred or more miles apart, but I tell ye it's a fact. I've seed it done myself." "I've known ofuin ho'lerin' across from one mountain to another, said Annt Viney dubiously. "Mebbe they could make themselves heard a matter of two miles. But a hundred" She shook her head disapprovingly. "It's so all the same, though. I've sot 'nd heard 'em talk in' jas' as we be now "That's as big a lie as ever was told," exclaimed old Moses, rising and making for the door. He seized his rifle as he passed, threw a menacing glance at the peddler and once more left the cabin. "Old man's a little touched in the head, ain't be?" asked the peddler, who seem ed to take no offense whatever at the old mac's rude behavior. "Ever since John was took off he's had queer spells that come over him every now and then. I must say he's more'n apt to be 'apish us of strangers when they come around. He's always thinkin of revenoo spies. I deaf ay that's what makes hiin act so toward you. But yon mustn't mind him. I never knowd him to succeed in hurtiu' anyone yet" It was Xan who replied, for Aunt i- ney was making preparations to retire for the night. When the giil and the peddler were left alone the Litter seemed souiewha'. curious about his son John, who for many years had been under the ban of the law. "John was al says pod to Uucle Moses and that's why he takes it all so hard now. "I s'potte, bein' as you're kin to 'em, you must a felt powerful bad when they took him off?" He eyed Nat closaly as he spoke, and the girl blushed slightly. "I ain't no real kin to 'em," said she "My folks is all dead, 'nd they raised me from a little gal ; but John 'nd me was always good friends. "Nothin moreT The girl looked at him reprovingly. "It's about bedtime," said she coldly "Shan't I show yoa where you're to sleep?" The peddler rose, took np his pack ani followed her into the little shed room There was an open window by the bed, through which the full moon was shin ing. "Yon won't need no light, I reckon,' set EST A TSTiTBFTKD 1837. she remarked. Then, bidding him good night, she returned to the main cabin and went to bed herself. But for some reason she failed to sleep. The bright moonlight, the rasping cry of katydids from the trees without, and the discomrorting nature of her thoughts kept her awake. She felt vaguely nn easy ahout Uncle Mose. Where was be? Very likely at the little moonshine still, np Bear Hollow, half a mile away. He often spent the night there, engaged in bis illicit toil. She remembered his un friendly treatment of the sleeping ped dler, whose heavy breathing c;uld now be heard through the thin partition walL He had once iain in wait, rifle in hand, for a passing drover, whom he had set down for a spy. Only Aunt Viney 'a prompt appearance had prevent ed a probable murder. Lncle Mose, though a good man enough when in his right mind, was a dangerous, uncertain personage when stirred by the memory of his son into a spirit of half insane hostility against the world. So nneasy did Nan become that at last she rose, slipped on hr dress and stole out into the moonlight. An impulse she could not control impelled her to peep in at the peddler's open window. She was prompted by an indefinable fear. What she saw there caused her to start back, clasp ber hands and gasp for breath. Then, trembling in every limb, she look ed again. My God 1" she faltered. "Am I dream- in ? Sure it can't be nd yet I must be lieve my own eyes." Acting under a new impulse she turn ed and fled along the trail leading to the still. Arrived there she found the place silent and deserted. There was no fire in the furnace, and nothing to be heard bnt the cries of the whipporwi'ls upon the mountain side. Full of painful forebodings she retraced her steps and once more crouched be neath the peddler's window. There she waited nntil her limbs became cramped and the night air chilled her to the bone. "I might as well lie down again," she thought. "I reckon uncles gone down the valley, for he 'lowed to-day as he'd have to go after coffee right away. I could wake the man np, but somehow I dassn't He might think I was forward.' But the second trial of the bed was no better than the first The pedd'ers heavy breathing was ever in her ears, and her thoughts reverted constantly to the sense of peril that vaguely yet per sistently kept her upon the tenderhooks of anxiety. "I wish mornin' would come," Bbe said for the hundredth time. "Lord ! what a meetin' there'll be then !" The sound f a stealthy footfall upon the gravel without brought her to s sit ting posture at once. Her heart beat loudly as she listened breathlessly. Yes ; it was moving around the house. ow she heard it no more. Could she have imagined it all ? No ; there it was again in th back porch. Then then she heard a gentle crack ing sound. Ah! The shed room door: She sprang ont of bed.and a hasty bound brought her to the door leading into the back porch. She wrenched it open just in time to catt-h a glimpse of a tall shad ow that disappeared within the shed room. Good Lord, help me !" she faintly ejaculated, as she sprang forward, nerv ed to deeperation hy thia dreadful fulfill ment of her fears. Ste entered the room. There lay the peddler.slumbering heavily in the white bIow of the moonhzht His face was strangely altered, for the heavy beard had fallen off. leaving exposed aclean- aliaven vouthfdl face. But the white betfrded old man, bending over the pros trate form with uplifted knife, saw noth ing distinctly. To his morbid imagin ing only the form of a hated spy lay helples. before him. A spy in theser vice of the detested "reveuoos," who had robbed him of his only and well-belov ed son. Unclel" screamed Nan, dragging him back. "Cncle! You shall not Don t you bee? It's John our John your John!" Tbe peddler woke and stared upward in a bewiiaered way. lue suimieuio the flr as Mone, his eyes almost start ing from his head, stared at his son's ... a 1 !f . II A white face. Suddenly he comprehended and the effect descended upon him like a thunderbolt Uttering a low, quivering cry he sank to his knees by the be.laide and his bead fell forward. Nan's and John's eyes met in a mutually recognising glance; then they turned their attention to the old man. As they laid him upon the bed, Aunt Viney. awakened by the noise, came in. She fell back as thoJgh con fronted by a ghost "John !" she exclaimed. " J et It can t shorely be !" "Yes, it is mother. I didn't know how you'd all take my bein' so long in the pan ; so when the GDvernor pardened me out I 'lowed I'd come home as a peddler nd in disguise till I found out if yoa all cared for me any more. While John was speaking Moae open ei his eyes and tears blinded them as he gazed. "My son, my son!, "e murmured bro kenly. "And I might Lave killed him ! My mind's made no. There'll no more stiiiin' done in Bear Holler after this. j a "Do you reckon Nan cares for me any more, father ?" asked John, while his eyes sought those of Nan. "Of course she do. Hasnt she been grievin' herself away ever since yon was tojk. She never looked st snother man." Nan's confusion seemed to sanction this. "There is only one thing to be done,' interposed Aont Viney, decisively, They've jus, got to go over to the circuit tiler's next Sunday 'nd git married, After that's over ane dond s ith Moses, I do hope you'll behave yourself in fntur'." "Hain't I said I wern't a-goin' to still any more V said Mose. "Stillin's been at the brttom of all our troubles." While the old folks talked, John took Nan's hand in his and they stealthily kissed each other. For the Blood and Stomache S. E. Lancaster, of Sjmerville, Pa writes: "My mo'ber has been using Hood's Sarsaparilla and can recommend it as a good medicine for the blood and stomach. Our druggist says he sells great deal of Hood's Saraapari'iU. Hood" Pills cure indigestion. MAY 9. 181)4. I HOWVO COOK THEM. Methods cf Preparing the Fish- man's Favorite Game. By trout alone we actually mean tbe delightful small trout the familiar speckled inhabitant of the clear, cold mountain brooks. Though trout are ' cultivated in special ponds and sci entifically fed, no fish is quite equal in ivor to the wild brook trout Indeed, it is said that those raise ! ia "preserves" and fed on liver acquire a very flat ln sipid flavor, quite different from the fish fed on minnows larvae aud small insects, such ss the mountain trout feed upon. The immense size of the fish raised in trout ponds does not recommend it to the epicure who prefers that a Drook trout should weigh from a quarter of a pound to a half pound. When a brook trout reaches a bohemoth size among his fel lows his flesh is not likely to be as fine in flavor, but coaise, like a common lake trout or the huge Mackinaw trout of the great northern lakes. The brook trout is seldom in perfection in the city. No fish deteriorates so rapidly after it is out of the water. There U little satisfaction in eating trout in the city. To be eaten in perfection they must be served in ssme house not far from their native brook, with the daintiest of homemade rolls the freshest of egi and fragrant coffee and cream. Until one has eaten them in this way one can not appreciate the rhapso dies in which disciples of Sir Isaak Wal ton indulge over this fish. Nor other wise can one understand the madness that overtakes so many gentle anglers in the month of June, when the skies are biueandthe fields abloiin, aul drives them forth to the mountains in search of brook trout The ideal way of cooking trout is the simplest Choose fiih weigh ing about a quarter of a pound. After cleaning them wipe them well and lay them upon a plate with a tablespoonful of me'.ted butter and a little pepper. After rolling the fish well, broil them for about five minutes on the flesh side and two on the other side and serve them without delay. Prepare trout in exactly the same way and wrap them in writing paper that has been thoroughly soaked in melted butter, after first laying very thin strip of lardicg pork under the fish. The paper should be tied looee over the fish so that there is only one thickness between it and the heat Then lay the fish on their envelopes in a bak ing pan, and bake them in a hot oven for tsenty -five minutes. Serve them in their envelopes, removing the strings alone to insure their being hot and in perfection. Still another way of cook- ogthis most dainty of game Li sD is to boil it in court bouillon. To make this court bouillon take three slices of carrct half a bay leaf, a sprig of thyme, half a tevspoonfal of butter, half a teaspoonful of salt, a s ine glass of viuegar and a pint of cold water. Lay half a dozen small fish which have been well cleaned and iped in the cold court bouillon and let them corns slowly to tie bailing point and simmer for six minutes ; then drain them and lay them on a folded napkin on a hot platter garnished with a little green. Serve them with a cream sauce in s eepaiate bowl or a nice Hollandaise The court bouillon should be put away a a stone pot to be used again to boil fish in. -V. 1". Trilmue. Trees in The Town. A love of the beautiful is inborn in man. I rees are a source oi never iu;iig enjoyment to dwellers in the town, and no town can be beautiful without theua. How refreshing their shade in summer, and the dreariness of winter is rendered less desolate by their presence. Senti ment aside, trets.have a direct value. A tree shaded avenue is a much more de sirable place of residence than one which lacks their adornment. Property is more valuable on this street, and landlords de mand and receive a higher rale of rent The houses are more pretentious, the laws are green and smoothly shaven, and beds of (losers and bunches of shrubbery bear witness to the friendly rivalry among the dwellers to excel in the beau tiful. A comparatively small outlay would do much to beautify our town. Once planted and properly guarded from destruction, trees require little care and in a few years will amply recompense us for trouble and money expended. The lighting of streets at night is a subject of great importance to the people of a community. The benefits are many and far out weigh any question of cost or economy. How many accidents that have caused loas of life and limb are due to insuitiL-ienlly lighted or wholly dark streets ! How many vrimes have been committed under cover of darkness that would never have been perpetrated had there been light to reveal the robber or assassin to his intended victim! The development of electricity Las made it possible to light our streets at night at a small expense. No costly plant is re quired, and the outlay for labor to put up the wires is nominal. The lighting of the business section is not enough. It is good so far as it goes, but it does not go far. The personal safety and convenience of every citizen demand that our street shall be so illu minated that he may leave Lis home after dark without danger of breaking his limbs or having his head smashed by some enterprising footpad. Missing Links. The word captain, so often used in the Bible, simply means officer. American pumps are known in China and Janan as well as in parts of Eu rope. The "Georgia thumper" grasshopper has a wins spread equal to that of a robin. Greek sculptors often used eyes of laor crvslal in the faces of their n - statues. Rnlharhild reo aires of Lis cook a different kind of soup for every day the year. in Moscow is said to bave 1.700 "big bells." the snialles' of v;hich weighs 5,000 pounds, and the largest 443,, , 1 An English woman has employed thirty-five poor Irish women since ISSo ' in making a copy of an old piece Bayeux tapestry. cf Yoa traverse the world in pursuit of happiness, whiih is within the reach of every man, a contented mind confers it upon alL O TP Q The School Bank. No other way can the habits of thrift and economy be so well im-tillexl in the youthful mind as by means of the bauk ing system as it is practiced in many of the most progressive public schools. Or dinarily deposits of from a cent up are received by the teacher upon the morn ing of a certain day each week, and pu pils may draw money upon that dav by giving previous notite. Every child is furnished with a bankbook, in which are printed regulations. Checks, receipts and deposit slips are also given by the board of education, and every scholar above the infant grade is required to fill out all blanks necessary ia the transac tion of business. This is done not only for the practical ideas it gives the pupil, but as a protection to the system. The money received each week is placed in a local national bank, which, for the honor of being the custodian of the children's funds, is always ready so pay legal inter estland allow it to be computed semi-annually.; Thus each succeeding six months the bankbooks are written up and the earn ings added. Exuberant expectatnn is shown in the proceedings from the tot with a dollar to her credit to the youth ful Cru'sus who has ten. Girls as well as boys vie with each other as to their hold ings, and ample appreciation is evinced of the earning power of money as the interest rapidly compounds itself to the respectable proportions of the principal. But an hour of the school week is giv en to the business of the banking depart ment, and when are taken into consider ation the benefits derived to the child in after life by thus early inculcating the principles of saving and of the value of the currency of the land it must be al allosed that no other hour is likely to lie more proti liable in results. A child taught that of its earnings or gratuities at least one-half must be saved sill never want for the necessities of life and per chance may be able to induce in some some of its luxuries. The Swift Swallow. It seems quite possible that the swal low will prove a successful rival to tbe carrier pigeon in its line of service. I know a man who has been experiment ing with these birds for years, and who managed to tame them and make them love their cage, so that they will invaria bly return to it after s few hours liberty. The speed of these messengers can be judged from a single experiment The man of whom I speak once caught an un trained swallow which had its nest on his farm. He put tbe bird in a basket and gave it to a friend who was going to city 150 miles distant, telung him to turn the bird loose on his arrival there and telegraph him as soon as the bird was set free. This was done and the bird reached home in hour and a half. Their great speed and diminutive forms would especially recommend ssallows for use in war, as it would not bean easy matter to shot suoh carriers on the win. St. LonU Gl.jht ! invent!. Electric Bitter3 This remedy is becoming so well- known and so popular as to need no special mention. All who have used Electric Bitters sing the same song of praise. A purer medicine does not exist and it is guaranteed to do all that is claimed. Electric Bitters sill cure ail diseases of the Liver and Kidneys, will remove pimples, boils, salt rheum and other affections caused by impure blood. Will drive malaria from the system and sill prevent as well as cure all malarial fevers. For cure of headache, constipa tion and indigestion try Electric Bitters. Entire satisfaction guaranteed, or money refjn led. Price 50 eta and il per bottle at J. N. Sny Iers Dru,; store. Not the Best. Th adaoe concerninii the fo'.ly cf disputing about questions of personal taste ia sell supported Dy an anecuoie related by Colonel T. A. Dodge. He says : Many years ago, in Richmond, while I was standing with a friend at his door way shile he gave some instructions to aa old colored servant, there hap pened to pass one of the beauties of the city. We both took on our uau, court esy in our attitddes, admiration in our hearts. "Isn't she a beauty V said I. "Isn't she a beauty?" he echoed. "Just isn't she' Uncle Jed?' he addtd, turning to the old servant "Miss Ellen's a mighty fine laddy," responded Uncle Jed in a deferential but somewhat hesitating tone. "Whv. shat do you mean, Um!e Jed T insisted my friend, rather nettltd and curious sithal at the old daikt'a manner. "Well, Mars' Tom," said the old man, "to teil de hones' truf, we neggrs dean t'ink de shite laddies is so handsome ss de brack ones." Youth' Cum pinion. It Shoud be in Every House. J. B. Wilson, 371 Clay St, Sharpsbarg, ra savs he will not be without Dr. King'e New Discovery f jr Consumption, Coughs and Colds, that it cured his wife who was threatened with Pneumonia af ter an attack of "LaGri ppe," w hen vari ous other remedies and several physi cians had done her no good. Robert Barber, of Cooksport, IV, rlaims Dr. Kina's Ne Discovery has done him more good than snything he ever used for Lung Trouble. Nothing like iL Try it Free trial bottles at J. N. Snyder's drug store; large bottles, oOcandfl. Well Prepared. The organizer of an arctic expedition was approached by a delicate looking fellow who wanted to join the party. "Yon don't look as if yoa could stand it" ventured the organizer. "YouH find me a kind of a singed cat fellow," he replied confidently. "Have yoa ever been in the arctic re gions ?" "No, not exactly." "Have yoa had any experience in that line at all r Tbe applicant got a brace on himself. "Well," he responded, ! should say I had. I was engaged for two years to a Boston eirL" And the organizer ac cepted that as a recommendation De- tn J Fret Prt. WHOLE NO. 22532. Mr. Grumble's Cure. Henry Gruiubl deserved his name. He grumbled at the way his sife man aged the household ; ho growled over tbe service of his meals and snarled about the way his wife attended ts. .his cloth ing aud alwaysconiplained that the ba by cried incessantly. Mrs. Grumble's brother Tom decided that it was time to stop this state of af fairs, and one night M r. .rumble came home and encountered an old man whom his sife introduced as Uncle ToTpkins. Now, this hitherto unheard of uncle i. roved himself extremely peevish and irascible from the start Mr. Grumble silently devoured Lis supper, secretly wondering how long Uncle Tompkins meant to stay. No sooner was the table cleared than the irascible old gentleman began aitin. "Grumble," said he, "I wish you'd stop that creaking of your chair. My nerves are so seak ; aud if yoa could keep your children upstairs their rack et wouldn't disturb me so much. I real ly don't know how I aa going to stand that baby's noise." "I do not think it is a very noisy ba by," said Mr. Grumble meekly. "Its teeth are very painful just at present" Mrs. Grumble, who was poking the fire, in accordance with her uncle's pet- ulent request a'J nothing, but smiled quietly to hear her husband extenuate the baby's sins. Well," remarked Uncle Tompkins, "all babies are noisy. And, by the way, Grumble, I sisb, you sculd oil the hing es of that squeaking door. And I don't ike the smell cf that geranium in the window, ttailoa . tou naven t any top button on your coat ! I hope my niece isn't a careless wife V '.Sot at all, sir," said Mr. Grumble, nervously, "but the care of the children and housekeeping duties absoro a great deal of ber time. The instant she 15 ads leisure she s ill look to my c'othes." "I don't see how a woman can spend her whole time keeping house and look ing after a pack of children," observed Uncle Tompkits increduously. About 10 o'clock the old gentleman was ushered in to the spare room, accom panied by a procession of medicine vi als, a tub of hot water, woolen dressing robes and heated blankets for his feet, aad his absence occasioned very gener al relief. " hat an insuffirable old duffer that is V exclaimed Mr. Grumble, throwing himself, with a sigh cf satisfaction, into his favorite seat once more. "My dear Bessie, how could you endure his fault finding?" "I am accustomed to that Henry. It is a lesson that most married women are obli-d to ltara," replied Mrs. ti ram ble, with a slight sigh. Her husbaud pricked up his ears a lit tle uneasily. "Accustomed to it V W hat did she mean ? It sas not possible it could not be possible that he sas like that odious old Uncle Tompkins. And yet he wish ed Bessie had not spoken in that way. Somehow it made him feel very uncom fortable. Three days paeed sway, Uncle Tomp kins growing more intolerable aI tne time, while Mr. Grumble improved the occasion by making a sort of looking glas of that worthy old gentleman. 'Upon my word," he said to him self, "I must have ma le a perfect nui sance of myself all these years. Why didn't somebody tell me of it? ' At length Uncle Tompkins went away. flannel robe, medicine bottle and all, and on tue evening of the sams diy Tom Canton arrived from a teinpoiaiy absence, nobody knew where. "So uncle has b?en visiting yoa?' Le aid gsyly to Mr. Gruiubie. "Yes," said the latter, with a s'ight gr: mac e. " What sort oi a looking man Ls he?" Mr. Gruaib'.e was silent for a moment "Do you know," he exclaimed, burst ing into a perplexed laugh, "I couldnt describe a feature of his face. He was always enveloped, like an Egyptian mummy, in a silk handkerchief, some thing like that one yoa have in your hand. "The most intolerable fault finder I ever met witi., absolutely the most dis agreeable man that ever cumlred the earth. I don't see how it Is possible to growl a', everything as ha did." rha'.'s not an uncommon thing, I be lieve," observed Tom, demurely smiling. "Very likely," said his orolher-in-law emphatically, "out ha visit has been productive of at least one effect it has completely cured me of any tendency 1 might have had that way. I, for one, mean to leave off grumbling." "I'm happy to baar it, N ;phe Grum ble," exclaimed a cracked voice. Tbe victimized man started up in dis may, hardly believing the testimony of his senses as Tom tcisted the silk hand kerchief skillfully round his head and bent himself nearly double, with an asthmatic sound between s groan and a grunt. 'Why, you don't mean to say that you are I ncie aompaius. exciaimeu Mr. Grumble. "Pardon me, Hnry," said Tom, smil- . . . I . u.l . ing, Dut l saw mat you mi ujiju sciously become a habitual grumbler, and I judged that the best antidote was a faithful representation of your oin feelings. Was I right?" His brother-in-law was half inclined to be angry, but thought better of it . "Shake hands, Tom," said he. "You are an irreverent young scamp, but I lorgiveyoo. At all events the cure is complete." And so Eetbie found it. Hood's Cures. In saying that Hood's Sarsaparilla cures, its proprietors make no idle or ex travagant claim. The advertising of Hood's Sarsaparilla is always within the bounds of reason, because it is true ; it always appeals to the sober, common sense of thinking people, and it is always fully substantiated by endorsements, which in tbe financial world, would be accepted without a moment's hesitation. Read the testimonials published in be half of UoJ s Sarsaparilla, all from re liable, grateful people. They tell the stoiy. UooJ's Sarsapa lilla Cores. A STaARTUXG FACT. Sixteen Per Cent, of Life Insurance Applicants Rejected on Account of Diseased Kidneys. Dr. Lambert the general medical di rector of tbe Equitable Life Insurance Company, New York s-tid. "Wertj-ict six.!eei ptr cetit cf the ap plications made to us for ir.suince, and I have sved the eitiif expense of this medical departure!, bv the rejection a!onecf applicants to tad diseased kid neys and a hi die I s ilhin two years after I r jetted them." This appal. ng statement should have ti.e attention f f our citiz-ns. There is no reasun to day, shy people should allow kidney dictate to gt such a hold on on tbem. Nature sends her warning in the slight pain in the back, poor circulation of the blood, sediment in the urine. When any of thee symptoms appear. Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Kemedy should be taken in small doses at once, and th use diive the poison out of the blood and restore the kidneys to healthy action. To our knowledge this is the only medicine that surely cures this al most universal complaint We note the recovery of Mr. Oscar Lambert, of Jerico, Mo., whose case has been talked of in the papers the world over. I2u-ting from his letter to the Press, Mr. Lambert says: "I neglected the first symtoms until I found uiyseif in bed with a complicated disease of the kidneys, No mortal ever suffered more and lived. My physicians failed to help me. I then used Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy. It reliev ed my kidkneya almost immediately, and in a few weeks I was clear of all paiu and entirely cured." Mrs. A. J. F. Manchester, of Provi dence, R I., writes: "I began using Dr. Kennedy's Favorite Remedy for kidney disease, s hen Doct ors failed to reheve me. It drove a bad humor out of my blood, and cured uiy kidney trouble." Favorite lUuiedy has Lad more free advertising in the columns of the daily papeia, than anything we know of, from the fact that it does as it promised Cures disease. Too Much of art Invitation. Mrs. S. was extremely busy one morn ing when her little boy appeared in the kitchen and asked for something to eat. He seemed content with her "Yes, in a minute," and went back to his play. About 10 minutes later she hurriedly hunted np one of his favorite cold cakes. and calling him said : "Here, take this and go to Mrs. and tell her I wc old like to have take tea with us at ! o'clock this ning." The child trotted off obediently, though it was some distance up B.'s her eve- and the street he soon came back, and gravely reta-ning the cold griddle cake to his horrified mother, said : "She didn't want this, but she says she'll come." The Modern Jack Horner. "Little Jack Horner sat in a corner. Eung a C'briitmaa pie . lie put In his thumb anj pulled out a plura. And said 'Vt bat a pxxl boy am IT" But little J. a Horner 1s-a.ii; a leep mourner When ol.k t he grew and a glutton. t or his liver. 1 11 Lale. was like a dead weight. As he drank win. an J ate Um much matton Poor Jack's time of grief, hownvar, was brief. And of sic kness he cea-ed Ube fearful : Kor a boon fneud eid "Well let's try Fierce Pellets," And with nxl livers both are now cheerful. Dr. Pierce's Tleasant PelletP, absolute ly effective in cases of sick headache, constipation, indigestion, and all derange ments of the stomach and bowels. Satis faction yiitriiiiUcL $500 reward offered for an incurable case of Catarrh by the proprietors of Dr. Sage's Remedy. 50 cts ; by druggists. Dispelled the Fear. He had given her the engagement ring and was telling her fairy stories about the trouble he had experienced in securing a pure white, flawless stone, s ben he saw a sad look creep into the eyes but now fired with joyous mirth and gladness. "What is it my own?" he whispered in her left auricular appendage. "Oh, Harold, suppose " "Yes, sweetheart" "Suppose we should get married 1" "We will, deareet," he exclaimed with a ten-dollar-a-seek nerve. "And I shoul 1 lose this ring in tie tl aff of our vel vet carpets ?" For a moment he was daz rd. Taa a decorative pwsibility rushed athwait his prophetic sooi and he said firmly : "We will have hardwood floors." Incorrigible. "Yes," said the young man with the plaid trousers and a big watch chain, -'I must confess that I an deficient in musical taste." 'Terhaps the modern music bores you," said the pleasant voting woman. "It does many people, you know." "Yes. I don't care for modern music. There is one thing about the old songs that I like very nvrch." "What is that ?" "The fact that nobody sings them." Bucklen s Arnica bave. Tbe best Salve in the world for Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chil blains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and positively cures Piles, or no pay re quired. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or money refunded. Price i cents per box. del. For sale by J. N. fr ny- A Daserved Fate. "Why did General Washington cross the Iielaare on a dark, stormy night ?" asked the funny maa. "Give it up," answeted the crowd. "Togett the other su!e," retorted the funny maa. And then the crowd kilted him gently, but firmly. Now She is Well. "My wife was troubled with stomach, liver and kidney disease and nothing would help her but flood's Sarsaparilla. She took to bottles and now she is well and has a good appetite. My boy was troubled with headaches and stomach difficulty and he Las taken Hood's Veget able Pills, which we think are the best" Nathaniel Be using, Cross Kill Mill, Pa. Hood's Pills cure all liver ills. 25c Wife (whose husband has just thrown a tin pail at her head) Jo tin, I wish we were rich aain. Then you used to throw real porcelain at my bead. Husband (after Lis sife has hammered him with a cotton umbrella) And I sigh for the times when you used an II" si k umbrella on my back instead of a !i0 cent gingham atrocity .. It ia a mistake to suppose that women ever marry for money ; sometimes, how-, tver they marry for tbe want of it