He Somerset Herald- cstasushid 1MT I Terms of Publication 1 . .., ).! evert WeJol7 naming at t2 US - invariably ebarsea. v tibKX.Pf will be CiKontlnMd oatH all ! . .rr riJ up. I'osUnastcrs Brjlecuai ' wiieB subTiber do not take out m ill I kt-d responsible LueemV "KavJi froa O". pcMoSa to 't as tlx same of Lbe fcrmer Xbe Soxeeset Hunxn, EoXkBSKT, Pa. t v C W. WALKES. I T TA ATTOiiS ET3-AT-LAW, and SOTABY PCBLJv Somerset Fa. t!;? Court House. ,3-BAnl--AT-LAW J- iixiud Street, Jtl Lttkuargh, Pa. , , v 1 v ! J BcasaasT, Pa. jiaOa-Sttltcwi Building. H! icVY M. BERKLEY, tMXalZT, Pa. i a cui:N"iT-LAw notneras, Fa. i JI ooiaersei. Ira. i 1 rU illLitCKlJs, Ih" AriuaJi-Al-l.A. J A eoawratn, I'm. j B rraitiLI House xtow. opposite Court J. Q. Oglk. i. A. X)Tl- . A. I Hil I- U eoMaaaET, Pa. p J. MXEK, A somerset, fa. it'll, ii- , ' somerset, fa., r Dma!i.itinuoinoDuKncMi entrusted a s-mtrsei "d aujoiuiiig couuuea. an-It iiouM: How, oppuaius Ine Court ' I anultt.'-AT-Ul. 1 V rint,irfL Fa. i a"" "J o " iw somerset. Pa. promptly a:icad to all buina entrusted J .... . r- 'HUri Ariwiirai-Ai-". aumeneV Pa., ! ?enil v U boiiie6 eiitmwtd u liia care x siiTx.. and fcijiiuu ooujiUc, wilt wm . jr UiJ aucuiy. ub ou Maia Crma Km I vl ict Jiowt DUX. taxis l. ruGii, J AlIuK-SEY-AT-LAW. bomenet, Pa. 1)1-. ia MwnjnoUi Biock. np vair. Kutrance i fJ fciiw. (.Muttuuii. made, eti etuni, uu exmiiil. and au lepil uuaiea av Ui Kim prompmeiB aMu uucuu. i L X COIBOBM. 1. C OOUOM. ( TOLBOUS A CC1.BOKN, jV ATTUiiiaiD-AI-LAW, oonseniet, Pa. X . .- , r ...4 vMII'rd . i.Ula ajll TfJ I 111 I. BAEB, i' LI A1TOSSEY-AT-LAW, tsumerset, I'a., i pncaw In "bocse-met and aJjoiainj coua . a- tnuv auuuMod w iiim ui reouva rgjis auciUou. t ' ' 1 L CorrniTH W. BL KUKL ! puFFKOTH 4 EUPFEL, 1 J AriOH5Eit-AI LAW, ? buiueniet. Pa. IiL ossuea :. runed to their care will be vti:.; La punctually aibendtMl W. Ollice on j T W. CAP.UTHERS, M. D. J 'J rMlait-lA A1 &L ki..t 'S, u. 1 I'ftotca Tmua cow, next iour to i'ruiucx .siti'. caijii aiuitice. DR. P. F. SHAFFER, fuYsiCiAii AM or EG EON, buaaiuiaT, Pa., Ituie!i kit profetKlsaal aei wijta to toe eituen 9uo.trwt and viunnj U2ica next duur to oxnnmai Huiei. jJS. H. S. KTMMF.T.T itixk-n profiocal mrtew to the citizen i eusQrrfect 411a TK-iiiity. Cnleaa profe(ionaii c' fi? caa be fuiuia ai hit ofiiue on Main bt. D'i J. 1L LOUTKER, (furmertt V ioalwa-) PEYSiCLAX AXD 8VKGIOH a ioratrd pennanerilj In Somernet for the f1" of nu pruitkiuB. Ofl.ce an Main street, ft; ol Lmx bkffe. n5.J.S.MMILLEX, a- itfudao a iwmaja-y,) rps-a! aiiemiOT to the preserratlon of iwui ariifical acta iii!ted. All Vds'.-,traattl iauiactorT. Oitoe in the y-xf U M.l .xi.-.-u to-'a aiura, coraw Oils! Oils! V-i -1-"" Bainf Co., Pitt-burgh IVpart ' r",i5 '":. i.. mates a fpeclaity of -iiKtur.at lor U.e iKKncailc trade Uie Liie&i brands of Eliminating tl. Lubricating Oils Naphtha and Gasoline, - eu 1 be nartt from Petroienm. We cnallent "s-iasn wiUi erery xnowa PRODUCT OF PETROLEUM If you with tie not uniformly Satisfactory Oils Hi THE -nerican Market, "" Traae fa Bo-j.net and Tldnltj auppUeo by cook jmm a PkEAaX a JlUobEK, boaxxuT, Pa. WlSTlG JOB PRUNING SPECIALTY. HAPAY M. BENSHOFF, "HmcTURM STATIOHER AST) BLAX BOOK JiAKEK. Han nam block. J0HNSTOWN PA. nnii VOL. XLU. NO. -THE- . FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF- Somerset, Penn'a. CAPITAL S50.000. $12,000. 8URPLUS BCPOSITS RCCCIVCOIN LAR&C ANDBMALL AUOUNTS. PAYABLE ON DEMAND. ACCOUNTS OF MERCHANTS FARMERS. STOCK DEALERS, AND OTHERS SOLICITED -DISCOUNTS DAILY. - BOARD OF DIRECTORS : LaRcx M. Hicks. W. H. Millie. Jamis L. Pt&h. Chas. H. FifHia Johk B Scott. Gko. R. 8cull Fun W. BiavK-KKa Edward Sctll, : : Valsntikb Hat. : : : : : President Vicb Pkepidest : : : Cashier. Uabvet M. Berklkt, The funds and securities of th)B bank are 6ecurely protected in a celebrated Cor liae Burglar-proof Safe, The only Safe made absolutely .burglar-proof. Somerset County Rational Bank Of Somerset, Pa. o. Established, 1877. Orptakad at a National, 1890. CAPITAL. $50 000. Chas. J. Harrison, Pres't. Wm. H. Koontz, VTice Pres't. Milton J. Pritts, Cashier. DiREcroxs: SamT Bnvacr, . Wm EmMcy. Jiiah Sjichl. Jona M. "ouk, Jutin H. tsnvder John SiufTt, Jox-f.h B. liria, Harrison Snyder, Jeruiue oiuUl, Koah a. Miller, Sam. B. Harrison. Cmtoniers at thia Bank will receive the most liberal treat mtnl continent a ilb safe bankiag. Partiea wihin to avud money ea-t or went can be aotommdaltd by drait for auy amount. Money and taluaMc aeCured by one of Dle boid i Celebrated Safes, wlih most approved time tollertincs made In ell paru of the United etalea t'barpt moderate. Acooonu and DeDOeits Solicted. asiMa nimiY m M3 HIST I. 121 A 123 Fourth Ave, PITTSBURGH, PA. 21 - - - Undivided Profits 1250,000. Acts as Executor, Guardian, Assignee and Receiver. Wills receipted for and held free of charge. Business of residents and non-residents carefully attended to. JOHN B. JACKSON, - President JAMES J. DOXXELL, Vice President, FRANKLIN BROWN, Secretary. JAS.C.CIIArLlN. Treasurer. B. & Black Goods Never in freater demand; neverso many choice styles and fabrics from shich to (elect, and NEVER A TIME AND PLACE could they be bought for so little money AS NOW AND HERE! TM nice new. neat, fancv weaves ten to twentv styles at each price. 50c, tioc, 7 V , 90c, 1.00 and tl 25. All-wool, plain black LADIES' CLOTH. 3S inches nide, 30 cents per yard. 100 pieces of American BLACK DRESS GOODS, in neat stvlish desiens, not wide, only three quarters of a yard, and only three fourths wool, but they are only HALF PRICE AT 12 1-2 CENTS. XI" nv n,.;i ardor f r futmrtlpn rif these, and all other lines Dress lioods. Silks and Suitings aDd learn bow much you may save by taking advantage of our SMALL PROFIT PRICES. Our new Catalogue will help immense ly in selection, not only of Dress Goods, tat Indies", Misses' and ChilJren's Jack ets, Wrape, Furs, etc It is yours for the a king; free" Boggs & Buhl, 115. 117, 119 and 121 FiJtrat Sent. dLLEGBEX V, fJi. b. 27 People's Store, Dissolution Sale. Dissolution Bargains Everywhere. BARGAINS npstaira in the Carpet and Curtain rooms. BARGAINS downstairs in bHseroent in Domestics, Beddings a:iJ Shcej. BARGAINS on every fl jor and in every depart- rreiit- BARGAINS on all Ladies' Wearing Appaiel from Stcesto Miliiiiery. BARGAINS in a!l sorts and kind cf materials from Muslins tj Silks. BARGAINS on ail Household Necessaries frcm Towels to Carjts. BARGAINS irj the truest and d.-epest sense of that much abused word. All new styles and fashionable gonfx but our a.roiching change in firm makes us sell everything without regard to cost or value. During tbia sale no eamplrs can be sent on approval, but money will be refund ed on all unsatisfactory purcheses. Campbell & Dick, 81, 83, 85, 67 and 89 Fifth Ave. PITTSBURG. $15. 85. 115. Fifteen Dollars has a power to draw, if correctly invested, which beats a lottery. For Fifteen Dol lars you can draw a nice Chamber Suite no blank tickets. Every Fifteen Dollars debited gets one Suite SURE. It's like getting dol lar for dollar. You have seen or heard of our $16 Suite. What you saw or heard of in that Suite you can find in this and more, yon save a dollar too, which is an item to most of us. One thing sure, if you buy one of these $15 Suites you get a reliable article from a reliable firm. The Suite will "stand by" you and we stand by " the Suite. . HENDERSON FURNITURE CO., JOHNSTOWN. PA. Here's the Place to Get Your Money Back! Notice beieby given to the fnblic that I am prepaiel to cry Kales and auctions. fat iafaction guaranteed. DR. E. DAYNE, SOMERSET. .. W. S. Bell & Co 431 Wood SL, Pittsburg. ttcaLsa is PMOTOOSaPHIC SUPPLIES, tew camera, Detective Ameraa. and the Fa- ou Kodak, in set ylaa. Send foe Cala- usroe tree. ELYS CATAWRH Cream Balm . a. . Clssntes trie) Nasal Passages, Allays Pain and IoSammatloo. Heal Sores, Bestoreatbfl aeusea oflast and SmelL Try ins Cure. A particle Is applied Into each nnatrfl and la arrets ble. Prire Hi cents at tMrufg" ; by at all regiKiered. fi renta. iLY bKUTHtitd, S Warm, Kew York. , Va J lAY-FEVER omei SOMERSET, PA., Of-. C. JC Laucr 'Nerves Shattered Censnny broken down; at times I would tall ever with a touenof tlia vertigo; was notable t p anv distance from the lions?. I wns a aaiarrablo ni. 7 tit (1 iy I co'-nocnrrd ca botuo .So. 8 of Hood a tviirilla, I began to 1-t-l better and 1 now lecl like a new m m Hood'ssv Cures I am vrorklm again, and do not liave any of my tad srell. I have a pcrfrcs care." t has. it Laulb, COO W. lliiki-t bt.. York, Pa. era tbo tK-.t afUirUrater TAli, u3Lt diCiliou. cure hcaUcuo. Hie Hainan Electrical Forces ! How They Control the Organs of the Bod. The electrical force of the bumin body, ar ttio nerve fluid may bo teravd, h an c cially attractive departmcr.t of science, cslt ex-rts so marked on influence on tho of I lie organs of tlio body. I-rvt- fon o I-pnwiu-fHi by the brain aud .imvy,-!! Iiv n.c:itMttt the nerves to the urIHjs t.r:.';.i. tlf b'Kly, tbussujitilyin; tho luttcr l iiii the vitality u-e-ary 10 m S'l.v tlit-ir htoitll. lilJ ptM'um-t:a',ti io n;rvo, u-i .hifwn hir, may be naid 4, tlionitist imprtarit f tlieoniiro wrvo k'? t-:n. as it supplier tlie li;-art tutiTS, sttimai'h, biwolt. nr., with tba rt ,-rve forru o.'-c'sary to k!Xn ilu-'ii active and lieul'hy. Asailllw -fn ly the cut ihe Ion? nerve o.--eudin from the lie of t lie brain and U rniinatnir in the liw k!s is the puvUnKnrlrlc, Khiio thai iiunH-roiui lit tle bramhes supply lhj Learu l'ini; and atom-B'-h with ncrT vi tality. Wiien tlie brain lv;-!m- in any a tli onlered hy irrita'biiiiy orcihauMion, the nerve fn-s srhii-h it mpp.ien h lessened, and the or-pan-4 rereivini tlie dl miu l-.hed su onl t aro on- ae.inenliy veakeml. " Plivsin.ins cenn!lv full recoenlM. the importance of dim iucu Ihi1 treat i Ite orvan iiself instead (if he caiiMof i he 1 rouble The noted specialist, t- ranklin Milrs, M. 1)., I.L. B-, ha (tiven the rra!er part of hi- life r the study i.f tbis Mibi-t. and Hie t r.n lp il U:ovrt-s..-.nrerriifi it arvtiuetohUeilfrts. l'r. Miie l-storative N-rviiH. l Iks unr rai'd brain and nerve food, I- prep-irtloTi t ho principle that all nervi.iw ami rn:niy o'.hi r iilhi-uiti- originate from tliMinn-ro .f lhe iiervecentem. Its wi,n1orfiil .u-ces. Incurlut ttiesedisonh-r Is Irsi.riod to by tboua:;nUs in every part if the land. Kitorailve- Nervine rurs ulec-nlone -a, nervous proration, lilzziiH-sfi. hvr.i.-ria. : Act ual debility, r-t. Vitus dnm-e. fpit-y. etc. It is free from opiates or dfiiwernus lirtiirs. It Is aold on a Mritive (rtwaiiieo l.y ail cirtm cists; orsent iiirtN-t ly tlie lr. M;lis !.ll -al r.v. Klkhai-t, Ind.. on r-ceipt ,f pri.f. il ptr tsjltio, six bottled for S3, express prepaid. F N CY WORK. Some Hi eat Bargains In IRISHPOINT LUNCH AND TRAY CLOTHS Bought below cost of transportation we are selling; at (rreat bargains white and colored Bedford Cord Table Cov ers, stamped ready for working. Sing ed Canton Flannel Table and Cush ion Covers, Singed Plush Cushion Covers, Bargarran Art Cloth Table and Cushion Covers, all stamped with Newest Liesiens ; I lem-stitched Hot Biscnit and Koll Napkins. A new and larfte line of hem-stitched Tray and Carving Cloths from 60c ta up. Stamped Hem-stitched Scarfs from 35cts up. Table Covers from 50 eta. up. A full line of Figured INDIA SILKS, AU New raitems and Colorings. Also, Figured Plush, 24 and 33 inches wide, in beautiful Colors and lesipnB. Art Satin Nnares lor we Central Covers and Cushion Covers. Waban Netting, t0 inches wide, 50 cents per yard. In Pink, Bine. Olive and Yellow, THE t-W THING for Draping Mantles and Doors, and for Draping Over Draperies. A new line of Head refts, from 2Sc ap. Visit our Table Linen. Towel. Napkins, Muslin, Sheeting and Linen Department, by all means. 41 FIFra AVEN'tJ. PU tsburgh, Pa. What is this IT anyhow n It is the only bo,v (ring) whjch cannot be pulled from the watch. To be had only with Jas. Boss Filled and other watch cases stampeS with this trade mark. A postal will brht ;oa a watch cats cpansr. KeystonsWatch Case Co., PHILADELPHIA. Plso's Issatedy (or Catarrh as the fa Btat, Kaateat to Eas, and Cbea SoVl Vt VrtrfM or aral by aian. 1 I Vo. X. T. BajcliiaA Warrea, Pa. Li "aw1 to HOEHE FA! a. r at ESTAB LiIBHIi O 1817. WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 20. 1893. THE SHUT EYE TRAIN. Cume, ciy little one, with me I There are woudroni tlchts to see As the evening shadows fall ; In your pretty cap and gosm, Dva'tdeUin The Shot Era train Ting-a-ling r the bell It gocth, Toot, toot !" the whistle bloweth, And ws hear the warning call, "All aboard for Shut Eye Town V Over hit! and over plain Soon will speed the Hhat Eye train ! Through the blue where bloim the stars And the Mother Moon looks down. We ll away To land cf Fay Oh. the sights that we shall see there ! Come, my little one, with me there Tis a goodly train of cars All aboard for 8hut Eye Town. " Hwifter than a wild bird's Eight Through the realms of fleecy light, We shall speed and speed away ! Let the night In envy frown What care we Bow wroth she be I To the Balow land above us. To the Balow folks who love us, L;t us hasten while we may AU aboard t Shut Eye Town ! Shot Eye Town la passing fair Golden dreams await na there : We shall dream those dreams, my dear, Till the Mother Moon goes down Eeen unfold Delights untold ! And In thoat mysterious places We shall see beloved facea And beloved voices bear la the grace of Shut it ye Town I Heavy Is your eyes, my sweet. Weary are your little feet Nestle closer up to me In your pretty capand gown! Don't detain The Shut Eye train ! "Ting a ling !" the 111 it goeth. Tout, toot :" tlie whistle blowelh Oh. the .'glils that we shall we I All aboard for Shot Eye Town 1 Eiiitnt 7r?d in iTU-osw EmuJ. SOMERSET COUNTY TEACHERS. Following are the names and home poet cftice address of all the public school teach ers employed in this county during the term of l.C-t's : ADDISON 1 Jo J son Jeffreys, Addison. 2 Mrs. J. M. Tlioniion, I'nina. 3 A. L. I.u.lwiu', frarah C. rcliaible, " 5 L. Lininger, Listonhurg. 6 T. F. Uniiiiier. 7 Iteberca J Fuluier, ft J. L .McCuoh, Mr. H. P Hanom, Confluence. 10 D. B. Augustine, I'rsina. 11 K. U. biliiaugh, Dumas ALLEGHENY. ' ;" 12 C. II. namge, Clen Savae. 13 A.J. Hilleyass, Dividing Kide. II Nora Kiufka, Jolinsbtiiy. 15 C N. Werner, New Baltimore. HI fs?ne feuhrie, " 17 Clara Shoeniaker, Somerset. 18 Nellie Kliua'K 19 Manrie ;anl:il. West EmL 2J It. U. MU!er, Sti .vetot n. it K H Barclay, Tien'. BENSON. 22 Sidney Holfopple, HoLsopple. BERLIN. 23 J. J. BnilUcr. Berlin. Jl B. F. Kayman, - 25 Tillie Peierwn, Latrobe. 'M William Woy, Berlin. -T ( Lin Menkes, " 23 Edith Zoni, " P.LAI.K. 29 Maggie Miller. New Iz-ximrton, 3J Uovd M. Chrjstner, IVbUarts. 31 Carrie W are, lividin KiuVe. 3J Mrs. IL K.Critchliekl, Rot kwood. BKOTHEP.SYALLEY. 33 Majnrie Kneppcr, Berlin. 34 lUiLiraCriti hlield, " .V, p. C.Miller, 3.J W. W. BUm-li, 37 E. 8. Forney, " 3i K. M. Kiwpper, " 3y R. J. Hilkvas.s. Dividing Rid,-. i V. H. Cober, Pine Hill 4t B. K. Hav. 42 IvL B. W alker, Berlin. 43 A. B. Colier, Beai luLile. 44 J. M. Miller, St.mvcreik. 45 J. U. Heinz, Berlin. CASSELMAN. 4i II. E. Miller, New Lexington. COXEMAl'GH. 4" M. H. Meyers, HoLsopple. 4-i J. J. Staid, Davidsville. 4'. S. O Shettcr, if) J. E. Weaver. " 51 Norman Bloujrh, " .VJ 1. L. Kaufman, " 53 S. D. Yoder. 54 J. Zimmerman, Davidsville. M J. H. Uhoads, Conner. M H. A Walker. Johnstown. S7 V. D. Milk-r, 1 ub. J. C. Nctf, Jtnner X UoaK CONFLUENCE. 59 W. II. Martin, Confluence. i?) HaddieCunainham, Masontown. CI Dora E. Weaver, Coiitlueuce. ELK IJCK. 62 Janet O McKinloy, FJk Lirk. It3 Annie H.tse:bartri, " M M. H. Fike, Meycrxla'e. C5 A. L. Maust, Boynton. ; M. S. Mau-t, C7 D. II. Bn W, Tub. M E. K. Blaudi - t N. J. Kretchman, Summit Mills. 70 W. H. Yutzy, Pocahontas. 71 Mary a Ml-Clintuck, Harneds- ville. 72 H. 8. M.-Clintock. Dumas. 73 H.B. Wrller, Husband. 74 W. J. Slevaimus, Berlin, FAIR HOPE. 75 Lizzie Menees, Berlin. 7J 8. ti. Coufriienonr. Oltn Savage. 77 A. B. lirof, Meyersdale. 73 W. C Burrell, Fair Hope. GREENVILLE. 79 Alice C. Will, G'ade. HO Mortimer Welllev, Elk Lick. 81 C. C Weltiry. " " B2 S. J. Zufall, Meyerfla'e. 83 Frefl Phaler. M J. W. Forney Berlin. JEFFERSON. W W. It. ilillcr, BakersviKe. Mi A. K. Miller, 87 i. F. Barclay, " KS Hiram Beck, 89 Fnnk tiiau'is, Lavansville. 90 R. J. Hemmineer. l J. H. Moore, Trent. JENNER. 92 J. P. BhaflVr. Jenner X Wis. Ol M. V WeiphW, &4 Becea H. Korna, ' - US Annie Sif. " " m M. L Hoffman. ' 97 Emma rk-hmiu ker, ii J. W Grirtith, " " 99 J. M. DanicLs. Jennertown. 100 R. W. Lihr. Conner. 101 Bertie O'Contwr. Kr2 Nora Miller, tiipesville. 103 F. B. Sballer, 104 A. P. Donees, Sunton s Mills, loi J.C. Domres. lotf J. 8. Miler, Gle-ssner. JENNERTOWN. 107 P. 3. Tile, Jennertown. LARIMER. 109 II. B. Anderson. Unina. 109 W. W. Sichelson, Summit 110 L. B. B. Reifj-neider, Wittenberg. UI T. M. Miller, Rockwood. w 112 H. A. Boose, LINCOLN. 113 W. H. Howard. GUkon, 114 C. F.Darr. . 113 H. H. Miller. Edie. 1 Ifl Acme C. Berkcy, Bi. 117 C. K. Bittner, - 118 E. V. Bittner, 8ipenlUe. U9 J. W. BeU, LOWER TCKKEYF00T. 130 Mattie CVi'bom. Draketown. 121 Margie Mi Neal, Ursina. 122 John B. Minder, " 123 lYank H. tScott, " 124 Khcar C. Davis. 125 Mary Cramer, New Lexington. MEYER3DALE. 12? J. C. Speioher. Meyer la'e. 127 Alice Uesimers, Huntingdon. 2i Iair;ie Weaver, Meyersdale. 129 Emma Rupp, " 1 Belle Shiplev. " 131 Alice H. DiilL 132 Ella8.Hadv. " 133 MaSiioenia'ksW. M IM Helen ghatf, .lade. 135 Hattie B. Will, " MIDDLECREEK. 135 Txu A. Moore, New Lexington. 137 Hattie Moore, " 1"A C. R B. Cramer, " l.W W. B. Putman, Trent. 14) E. G. Barron, liarronva'e, MILFORD. 141 Cf. M. Baker, Gebliarts. 142 Annie Pile. 143 D. H. Christner, " 14 CordaShultx, Glade. 14 A. A. Schnx'k. Gebliarts 14S W. R. Sc liler, Lavansville. 147 Clarence Moore. New Lexington. 143 W. H. Meyers, Somerset NEW Bi.LTI.MORE. 149 Raphael Miller, New Baltimore. 130 Elizabeth iloehard, NEW CENTERYILLE. lol J. L. Moore, Trent. NORTHAMPTON. 152 8. M. Brant, Berlin. l.Vi I. H Bowman. Maine. 1. 'l Ella Kimmctl. New Islington. 135 Ali"e Borer, tilencoe. 151 J. H.SIn'iltz, New Lexington. 157 O. W. Boyer, Glencue. OGLE. 13S Guv Hilsopple, Holsopple. 1U ;. I". Hatnmer, Ahim Bank. I . H. Liiy, PAINT. It.1 U. A. Iavinctona, Bcsvlp Level. 1'.2 Annie Griftiili, Johnstown. Jewry Kaufman, Ho!sipple. till fetn kaufiiian, I's H. P. Meyers, Somrset. I; W. K. Herhler, Bakersville. l'!7 W. F. Hummer, Conner. IM Coorue Ilaninv-r, Pi) Austin llolsoppli-, (ieistown. QUEMAHONING. 170 Carnlinc Johnston, Stoymtuwn. 171 Marion Siicher, 172 S. S Sch!, " 173 Georpe 8. Lolir, 174 J.G. Kinimjer, Kantncr. 175 U. M. KiHiiiL'er. 170 Anna M. Koehler, Davidsville 177 Charles Miller. Sipesviile. 173 H. C. Hoffman, Jenner X Roads. 173 Viriril R. Milier. Friedens. 150 Lulu Walker, Somerset. IU ,M. I Wilt. Coleman. 12 tieorgc Kimmell, Kantner. 1"3 Herman Shaver, Coleman. RtCKWODI). 154 O O. S.iylor, Rockwosd. 1 Ella Werner, lsil Nannie Kimmell. " 1S7 Ida E. Shatr, Glade. SALISBURY. 1 Milton Phillipps. Eik Lick. 139 J. R. Hvnniuser. Butler. HJ Clara Ziim. Tiipe auoe City, Ohio. 1!H Khth Uchliter, Eik U k. 192 Ma MiUiron, 193 Lizzie Livelihood, " SHADE. 194 O. W". Williamson, Buckstown. 195 M. D Reel, Its; D. W. Williau.son, " 1.17 Matrpe Werner. " IS3 Howard Warner. 1'JO B. L Homer. Kantner. 2J0 B. F. I jmbert, ReiU. 201 C. Foster Cable, " 2"2 t". A. Cable. Forward. 2i3 Cora Iierkebile. Mock. 2-H C. W. Burnett, Iimbertsville. 205 D. G. Men-es. Daley. SOMERSET BOROUGH. 20,; E. E. Pritts. Somerset. 3'7 Yin;il R. Savior. 2o3 Nellie Cuniungham, " 2"9 N. E. Berkev. " 210 MarvG. Fl.-ck, 211 Eruma J. Huston. " 212 Carrie C. Rh.o.ls, " 213 Kate Snyder. " 214 Hattie Stutzman, " 215 Mn. Mary J. Connelly, Somerset. SOMERSET TOWNSHIP. 215 J. C. Li'-htv, Somerset. 217 Elinor Fike, 213 J P. Livelihood, " 219 U.8. Sholicr, " 220 H. L Yo.m- Husb in.L 221 C. E. Staid, 222 Calvin Bowman, " 2il A. P.. Huffman, " 224 C. J. Hemmineer, Lavansville. 225 K K. 8miih, Listie. 22U W. H. Tospon, Uvausville. 227 A. F. Heiple. Bills. 223 James Bkmuh, " 229 Agues Zufall. Lull. 210 W. A Savior, " ?il J.C S brock. Bdls. 232 J. i Kmert, Gideon. 233 J. W Wejr ley, Somerset. 234 Albert Lambert, Lamhc-rtsv ille. SOUTHAMPTON. 233 Clara B. Fechtig. WcUeivburs. 21d Lucille H. Fecaii, " 237 Emma Fike, SonaTsct. its Walter h. Turker, Garrett. 239 H. H. Cupp. Bill. 240 W. A. Hay, Wittenberg. STONYCREEK. 241 Ma B. Speu her, Shauksville. 242 P. S Spangier. 243 R. J. Brunt. 214 C K Kinkier. 24.5 M. R.Sehrock, " if. H. M Stull, 247 (i. W. Smurkcr, Downey. 243 IraO. Carver, " 219 A. P. Kimmel, 2. V) R. I. Picliar.Ls.in. Buckstown. 2M K. O Itoa. Boone. 232 J. C. Ssihr-jck, Shanksville. 253 D. W. Miller. LambertsviUc. 254 J. B. Schrock, Stonyt reek. ST0YEST0WN. 2rw F. G. Fn bnrg, Stove town. 2.V1 P. V. Schist;, SUMMIT. 257 C. C. H kle, Meversda!e. 253 Kliza Gnatrer, 2-jf W. G. WittSummit Mills. 2 S C. Witt, 2il P. P. M.-pnet, Trent. 2i;2 J. F. Divelv, Mevertdale. 2a L. D. Peck; " " 2 Mary L. Yener, " 2k5 Ali-e R. Burket, " 2i Martha Savior, ' . 2H7 PisisM.Si'-ulwr, " 2s3 J. H. Zinu, " 2!9 J. E. tiuajjey, " 270 Maud Stotler, M 271 CM. Christner, 272 H. H. Saylor. " UPPER TURKEY FOOT. 273 F. E. Younkin, Kinzwood. 274 J. 8. Bnmgher, 14 275 Oliver Krejrar, " 276 J. E. Morrison, " 277 W. A. Ler. New Lexingtm. 27S W. H. H. Baker. 279 A. 8. Snyder, rk-ullton. 2i0 J. P. Barmn. Baminvale. 21 C. F. Burroughs. Fort Hill. URSINA. 232 J. W. Bowman, Ursina. 23 LlllieKutz. 24 Adilie Boocher, Gla-kr. WELLEH3BCRG. 235 K. F. ShauliA, Bakersville. A tenant went to see his landlord about s house he had just rented, and about which he had some la alt to find, lie mentioned several drawbacks, and then said: "And furthermore, Mr. Oppenheimer, the cellar It fall of water." Mr. Qppenheioter, the landlord, eyed him with reproach, and then exclaimed "Vnllovaterl Veil, vat jot) eipeet? Vail of champajB. JJrptit ftnar. Hera A Cleveland Prayer. How the Mayor of Irwin, Col., Closed a Democratic Convention. Prayers to Cleveland are much in vogue out West, but the Gunnison, Col., Tribune publishes the best that has yet appeared. It was addressed to "Almighty Cleveland," and was spoken by Edward Croke, Mayor of Irvin, at the close of the Democratic County Convention on Octo ber 31st : "Oh, almighty and all-powerful Cleve land, who art in Washington when not fishing ; thou who art the Ltther of Ruth and Ruth's sister and the god-father of the Democratic party, (its father wouldn't own it if he were here.) we hail thy name as the great political prophet of the century. We bow down before thee in humble political obedience. When thou sayuet go, we go ; when thou sayest come, we come. We have no desire but to serve thee. If thou say est black is white we sill swear to it and lick the everlastin' stuffin' oat of the man who disputes it. When thou takest snuff we will sneec a ; when then sayest free silver we will echo thy words ; when tbon say eat gold then gold it is. We are Iem ocrats after the improved modern type. Oar business is to vote the ticket and Tote 'er straight What is it to us wheth er we have free silver c not? We are but dogstliat eat of the crumbs and when they fall we wag our tails ; when they fall fast we wag faster ; when they don't fall, we stand and wait until they do. This is Democracy. This is the kind of Dem ocracy that elected thee, our great and almighty Cleveland. Oh, most adored master, we love thee for what thou hast not done for as. We love theo because thou art Cleveland. We humbly sur render ourselves to thee. Dj with us as thou wilt. Though wheat is but forty cents a bushel, we love thee ; though cot ton is low, we love thee ; though busi ness is duil, we love thee ; though thou sands, yea millions are out of employ ment, wc love thee ; though our children are clothed in rag, we love thee ; though our wife, the dear companion of our bosom, is scantily dressed and looks so shabby she can't go to church we love thee ; though we are sinking deepsr into debt and poverty is knocking at the door, and hunger is staring as in the face, we love thee still. This shows our great faith and love for thee. Ojr wives and children we are willing to sacrifice even as the Hindoo mother sacrifices her offspring by throwing it anJcr the crash ing wheels of the Juggernaut. Oh, mighty Cleveland, words cannot expreea oar love for thee. We love out party, too. What care we about the many promises it made. We know it promised free silver, and we know it won't give it to as, bat we will stick to the party. We know we said that if it did not do the things promised we wou.d leave it, but we lie! when we said it, We thought we had some manhood about as, but we ain't We have no independence. Thou, oh mighty Cleveland, hast all the man hood and independence in the party. We are fools, liars, lickspittles, mudsills. We have no business to want anything or say anything. Last year we favored free silver, and now we have to oppose it. We favored it then bjcatue we thought it was right we oppose it no, most adored master, Decause thoa teilest us to. Ain't we a honey of the first water? Did ever a dog serve his mister mre faithfully? Did ever a dog get leas for il? Oh, mighty master, we are ever ready to serve thee and party. All the pay we ask is to be patted on the back by atras local politician and called a good Dem ocrat Weain t got any sense. Wedont want any, only enough to vote the ticket. It don't take any sense to be a good Dem ocratic. W hat a joyful thought ! U e don't have to think. We don't have to worry. Our work is all mapped oat for as. All that is expected of us is to do what we are told to do. We thank thee, O Cleveland, that we are Democrats. We thank thee for the panic. We thank thee for the hungry and idle men and women in the land. We thank thee for low prices. We thank thee for the banks that have busted and the thousands of business failures since thou hast come in to power. W e thank thee f jr the bard times. We thank thee for the rags our children wear. We thank thee for the clothes oar wife needs and can't gjt We thank thee for what thou bast done for he banker and what thoa hast not done for the people. We thank thee fjr a'. I these things because it is oar duty as a good LVmx-rat to do so. It miy be "against the grain," but we will take our medicine. We will work onr wives to death, starve our children, sacrifica onr homes, crujify liberty ani kill prosperity, but will never go back on our dear old party, and on thee, oar most a-Iored Cleveland. Thoa art of more account than a' I of as pat together. Thoa know est more than the South and West Call us fools, spit in oar faces, wipe your feet on us, we will love thee all the more. And now our great political father we leave as in thy care. Do with us as thoa wilt Kick silver into the middle of the next century ; give more privi leges to the National Banks ; issue more bonds, preserve) the McKinley bill; establish State) banks; fjeter trusts bribe Congressmen with patronage; t'nh whenever thoa wilt and hunt snipe whenever thoacarest to, ani we will in dorse everything thoa doest, carry Cleve land roosters, campaign torches and for evermore sing thy praise. Amen. How do you do when you buy shoes or clothing? Don't yon go to the place (if yoa can find it) where they tell yon that you may wear the articles oat, and then, if you're not satisfied, they'll refund the money ? Why not do the same when yoa bay medicine ? Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery is sold on that plan. It's the only blood puriCer so certain and effective that it can be guaranUtd to benefit or cure, in every case, or yoa have your money back. It's not like the ordinary spring med icines or sarsapsriljas. All the year round, it cleanses, builds up, and invig-. orates the system. t you're bi (ioua, run down, or dyspeplic, or have any blood taint, nothing an equal it as a remedy. Wont Go Far. Tom "I am going to travel." Jack "Wow V Tom "On my brains." Jack "Well, sp sod-by for a Ettts tima." Etret 'fV. 1 WHOLE NO. 2212 Do Monkeys Talk? Frota the Ilamsburg Telegraph. Professor Garner after a six months' sojourn in Africa, announces that his fir mer opinions concerning the ability of monkeys to converse, is now most em phaticaily coclirmed. It is interesting to note in this connection, that the savage tribes of Africa all believe that the vari ous species of monkeys have a language as definite and comprehensive as that of human being.. Unfortunately Prof. Gar ner's phonograph and camera never reached him, so that his researches were somewhat hamered, although moet sat isfactory on the whole. The whole sci entific world is now interested in the question of the Simian language. It would appear that the different tribes of monkeys, as the gorilla, chimpanzee, le rauis, etc., have quite different tongues, bearing about as much resemblance to each other as to French and German and Latin. The peculiar part about al 1 these investigations is that scholars seem so astounded to find that the lower animals can converse ith each other. To na there is no cause of wonderment in this phase of the question. Of coarse the cries, the sounds and utterances mast have a meaning definite and tangible. Nature does nothing uselessly. If the monkeys have the power to make sounds, it is for some purpose. It is marvelous, however, to realue theadvance of science, and to know that man's ingenuity may ue able to bridge the chasm between him and the lower mammals, so that ere long, we may be able to know semething of the feelings of inferior intelligences; to know to what extent ara developed thir affections, their sense of light and wrong, their sympathies and their emotions. Once started in this direction, science will not stop with the language ' of the monkeys alone. Doiibtlc al! animals have means of eommnnicating, though as we pass down in the scale cf j life the Iatiguae must become more simple to fit the nndeveloped intel ligences a-ins it Taat bees and birds and cows and ypirrcls and all mammals do communicate, however, in some degree, cannut be doubted by auy sane person, and a century hence the scientist may be able to interpret for his ago all the thoughts and feelings of what we call the "lower creation." Moonshiners' Association. Charley T. I 'axey, the author of "In Old Kentucky,"' relates some interesting stories about the moonshiners of Ken tucky and Tennessee, with whom he as sociated while visiting the section in search of material for his play. "I became more or less intimate with many of them," said he, "and learned of the existence of a very strange sort of as sociation having its headquarters in one of the counties in southern Kentucky bordering on Tennessee. The object cf the association was to protect the mem bers from the government and to encour age the manufacture and sale of illicit whisky. Wkenevera member of the band was arrested by the 'revenooers,' as the revenue officers are called, threjor four ethers would tt stify to an alibi. "Kich member was bound by an oath signed in blood to kill anyone who in formed on another. In this way they hoped to protect each other from the raids of the deputy marshals. The secret ieak- eu out m some way, ana for a tiase on- , til the band was effectually broken up the men, when captured, were taken to j Louisville f jr trial, but there s just as much moonshining done away back in i the fastness of the mountains as ever. I It Pays to Have a Tool Shed. Every farmer ooght to have a shed in which to store machinery overwinter, bat not every farmer has one, and often we see the plow and harrow, the wagon and the moer, expose 1 to the weather all through the winter. If farmers could only be made to understand that the neglect of machinery is more destructive to it than all the use they give, it realty seems as if they would build a shelter lor it as soon as possible. A cheap shed can hebailtina day, and any fanner who knows how to use a saw and hammer can build one. The knowledge that tools can be found when wanted to use, is worth more in a year than the cost of the shed, leaving out all other considera tions. A good share of the profits of the ordinary farm is wasted in making good the loss which comes to machinery from gross neglect in taking care of it, and this can be cut down in a surprising degree with little expense and labor. If yoa have no storehouse, provide ashed for your farm machinery before winter sets in, and when yoa have built the shed, see that all machines are pat under it at once, and make an inventory of all the txils in it .4.'rir'jis A j sic alt arid. Pointed. Clergyman are supposed to have a pe culiar talent for "improving" the occasion. How one of them did this in a witty anil !ttcsbcr.e, an edifying manner, is related by the Boston Jm.iuit: In early life he hal met with an acci dent which left him a broken nose a de formity about which, in spite of his piety he was ku a to be a little sensitive. One day a new inp':rer propoundel the old question : "How happened yoa to break your cose?" The minister answered solemnly : "To tell the truth, my friend, the acci dent was caused by poking my nose into other peo -lie's bminess." Perpatual Motion. Our old friend Perpetual Motion seem to have lost none of its fttal attraction, says Iron and Industries, fox a certain class of inventor?, who insist opon still farther swelling the already well-lined coffers of the Patent OHiee. The secret of the production cf motive power, in a case which has j ut comenn ler our no tice, is cent rif iga! force. Saitable appa ratus for utilizing the said force com prises a shaft, mounted 'ao that Us ends can ir.ove in certain directions," and at or near the ends ol the shall, box ca op posite tides of its a ia, are placed weight 4 arms, whicb4 w hen the shaft has once bjeea started revolving by any suitable aaechaniam, causes its ends to move in circular paths, or to reciprocate or csu.il late. Thia circular, red procatory, or os cillatory motion, maintained by the eon Irifdga! force exerted by the weights, when once "fairly under weigh," appears ocording to this invention, capable of be:ng atiliaed for driving machinery. School Report Report t F.ckwcod public scco's f.r ihj cr-li. aJ:te Ttc i. ii5t. ?tca rrevn. O. 0. 3nrs, ?rr.r.,i. llalci. Female. ToUl. Kcn.ilrJ. II :i ;,j Average att 10 li 26 Percent 9J 84 S3 Pupils who attended every day daring the month M oaio Gatchcll, I.inda Sechler, A una We'ferlerger, Blanche Parks, Stdir Stem, irai-- 1 Vit.htield, t'"', tV.anj;h, Kma.a ..uikio, F'mer Cril. tlirld. tilbux Mi.irf. IrieJ Master, Oicsr exse, Howard Lws, Mau.lcii WoifersbeJger, Iarvi Wolf. uBUMatS KK.sl-Ml-i FlLaWE&St. TEtiUEa. Males. Females Total. Enrolled It 2i Average att 12 22 31 Percent fJS 9.5 9o Pupils who attended every day during the month : Lillie Miller. Violet Ander son, Annie Wilkins, Maud Rush, Alice Hay, Lillie Parks, Alberta Gatcbell, Bertha Stein, Marguerite Gatcbell, Bert Beck, Frank Marshall, Harry HolU houer, Howard Miller, Eddie Weimer, Cbarlts Cunningham, Coulter Parks, Frank Hay, Irvin Wolf, Georg Hay, John F.liis. lxrtKMEDtATE room Miss Xasm K:h- X ELL, IXACiil.U. Males Females Total. Enrolled St 2t 52 Average att. 2" M 4t Percent Sr S: &o Pupils who attended ever day during the month: Lizzie Ward, Elbe Deeter, Lena Vought, Ollie Deeter, Mary Critch field, Eisie Younkin, Scott Rush, George Yutzy, James Hart1I, Harry Spangler, Harry Miller, Willie Tarks, Clarence Critchfield, Koscoe Miller, Morrel Hang er, Peter Hauger, Maurice Ferner, Robert Ellis, Preston Wheeler, Charles Short PRIMARY BOO MtSslUA SlIAFF, TIACUtR. Males Females Total. Enrolled ?J 29 58 Average att 21 2". 49 Percent tl 92 92 Pupils who attended every day during the month : Sadie Growall; Sadie Mo Spadden, Ada Snyder, Sadie Rush, Lizzie Weaver, Cora Creeks, Lacy Johns, Car rie Deeter, Ruby Parks, l.'.aie Coughe nour, Maggie Laider, Annia Liider, Willie HolUhotir, Wiilis) Spangler, Len nie Short, Albert Young, Homer Hay, Edmund t 'liner, Sam Mcuadden, Tom McSpadden, I'.udd Itjtwe. Nornian t'oiighenoiir, Martie Gatchell. si lltilK. Ma'es IVtiiu'ea Total. Total Enrolled. !'" Averatreatt 71 31 1.12 Percent. 92 .3 '. There has been a alight decrease in at tendance from the first two months, but considering all the circumstances the at tendance has been piite gL We nrge npon parents the necessity of regular at tendance to do thorough work. Tho promotions at the end of the term will depend largely on the work done during .erm. We shall be pleased to have th parents visit the school at any time. It will be an in'-entive for their children to take an increase interest in their work. O. l. Saylor, Principal. Local Institute. The following is the programme for a district institute to be hel 1 at the Wei mer'a Grove school-house, Jan. fi, 194. Music by the institute. Written Reviews Miss Ware. Friday afternoon exercises Miss Cor die Shalt. The teacher's preparation II. E. .Mil ler. How to get the pupils to uso the dic tionary intelligently Mrs. Critchfield. Paper Miss Maggie Miller. Duty of Directors by the Directors. Debate- Resolved that a onipitlsj.ry school law would lie better for the schools, than free text books. AFFIRMATIVE. Nkl.ATlViS. Mrs. Critchfield, Miss Ware, Loyd Christner, H. II. Miller. The above programme will be intr S.wrsed with queries and music. All are c rdia!!y inviu-d to attend. Institute to be opn at 1 p. m. Com. The Pathos of Suicide. The frequency of suicide in this coun try is not only in itself deplorable, but sftl more so as regards its cause, which in the vat majority of cases is ex treme depression. It is remarkable how temirate and tender are the the fare wells of these poor people: "I have tried my best, but I have got no employ ment; when I ask for it 1 am told I am too old. I can no longer be a burden to my children." Some of them again are fall of piety: "If I am doing wrong, may God forgive me. My dear ones will get on better without me, which must be my excuse. Let tl'.cm th.nk as kindly of me and of what I am going to do as they ran ; I am useless, and life is too hard. If LUavre is bssaviw for aucis aw I a:o here will be surely rest." These utter ances, however blameworthy, are not selfish. They are interpersd with lov ing messages and gentle ' apologies, nut like that of Charles II, for dying so slow ly, but for dying at all. There is not a trjei of lunacy in nine out ten of them ; there is also no romance af the French, kind at least but an infinite pathos. On the other hand, taere have been o te or two recent instances of the "epi d.'uiie" in (j'testioa whic't amuse noajrt of pity, and may be called anarchic; the victims are consit Jivd by the feva in dignalio of whicri S vilt offers so melan choly au iaslance, auloa apparently as insu'li. teu! grounds. "I beg to curse the eatire world," writes one gentleman (in chalk) on Uavicgit This, thengh biief, is s couipiebensive as the coin mi nation in "Tiistram Shandy." James Payne iu the Illustrated London News. Identified Himself. "Joe" Jefferson, the well-known actor, had an amusing experience in Philadel phia the other day. In the character of Rip Van Winkle he possesses a peculiar personality both ia appearance and speech, which cannot poeaibly be imita ted, and which ia unmistakable when once known. This was illustrated in an experience which he bad with a Chest nit street banker. Mr. Jefferson happened to be in need of money at the time, and, walk ing into a bank with a check in hie hand, he presented it to tlie cashier, and asked if he could get the money ou the check. "You will have to be identified, Mr. JeHersoa," said the cashier. "Well, if my dog Snyder was here he would know roe," said Mr. Jefferson, in that inimitable style of his. "That's enoagh for me," iji-l the cash ier. "Here's yotir money. No other man could say tha as yoa say it" An absent minded man boarded the express for Boston, audio a half-reverie greeted a young man who sat in front of biSa: "Good morning, Willie. How's your father r It was hli own ton!