- perset Herald. . SUSM CD 1MT 5 1 f Publication. V. -sine". nai at t2 00 f . ... . j J ia .., 4. erw- si i ? "! i.ion nil! be ait4 or.Ul alT F , iff f iii np. rcm-r eStt. f r bon nts do e Uke out I wj be 'i rpai" to ib- . -.- -v...' v L tte B"11 former SuJ-KZSaT, f A C. W WALKER. j .V WAl.Xl'n, ii Ail-ANEVS-AI-LAW. 1 , ! MoTASY PC B U... , . . .f.-.rt Huue. i . -.' , r '"' . i : i ,r- Vrl-AT -US A;; . i r .tin. F Kj. i A bl..r. t . 1 i..Ei. . A e.i.--se r- vBicf-H, ra eviut-'xfc. m- f .. . .--ivtui A - -" ' 1 i J. ti. 404.LB. 1 . .1 i A c-li. . . . - Q a.'-'- ISO, ( All-"- .-oefC-, r- 7 i -. ' i. fa. K . . . ..... I j) A.-v - ooiacniei, l--, t ... ... . ,- tou.al-ea!a,,:, A ViX-LA f-'-1- ,. J'C A.iV.x-.N--VA.-Uicrtirt)PL J . , - to il b'-sii.t en-.nihie-i I - l..;-,.-aid on w-wcuu". o- Of- .1 iilOi-J-.--AT-l . V aoo-trart, rm.. ? -- i 'a-.:ai(i co.li":-, wiia l-rv;-l- ;:"''i.-e fc - -: I " .T" J.; t 1Vj -. t; a: i -I-LABSeI- r 1 .. -... E'.x fcutnUM : V..Xi.ADd-li bua.f J ". . rv.i d ta!-i. L. C. Cows. ! - . CCiOi. ! ' AUY-Ai f. j . . ,, .riil be i . . .-n:-- Tli tV ' tuoi i I J J. iiAEIs AtlXY-AT-LAW. ! ;-;. td w--u- V ,. . y,. H- kcn-. ... . i-'J . T " ! ' I . I nu-u-a u li.ir c-t will t L. r:, P-.l. CH l-iU! Mb-k J t j w. (."Al-UTHLIi-N M. I), v U . i-i-.-iciA.N AM-' .' r ii..-r, r L 1. K .-.HAFFKU, i U i :.ViAA . !- - . li. KIMMIXL, j . rr.i.p vioii&l mo Uie cr u. ,.r. ' h on ai eu : 1 Jul ic HJi. D i J. M. LOUT1IEF-, ti:CiAN AM) &CEGE0S ! i .; p.-neati5 1 e;l fr l1 j - r l.. v.. uo y2i oa i0 A!"1. -j: rt s i 1H.J.S. M-MILLES, . .-:t Alleiiliou to the p-T'.W.n o I - An - uid- AU t - ( ,-..;- ...-:. rr. -ce ui Uie J--i..r : y..i.i2WcU Co.' AWir. corei ,A . v : U i- '.r.o'. .':. 5 Oils! Oils! L -o: i AC -f.- K. .:., o , r::t-burrh IVpArt- i r' :-. !. i t , Tna . a pjKviAi'y of -.. ..f.t. i.t tue 1 uc tr) U.c ::ii L-rL& O- ".JT.ir.ting . Lubricating Oils -'aphtha and Gasoline, - b- it fTom Peiroienm. We eliAenfi i ; .., lij ev j lcown PRODUCT Of PETROLEUM I-' roa wut Uit t U-iforrol-f satisfactory Oils -IN THE - -American Market, i4S.I . . . ;v iTie :oi noir:iiei ana niij appliea by C--VpK . EERITrt a D FtS A J..M.t.R. 'r'- bOMKXT. Fa. irSrC PRUNING A SPECIALTY. KHY 1,1. BENSHOFF, Kh'JFACTUR.'HG STATIC HER AM) fiUXK BOOK iUKElt. Hannah block. iPHNSTOWN. PA. -l nr It. rt . ) etr M "ySINESS COLLEGE -- t 4:" .""r W. M-.r.i, ... JOUCAN FIND . Trmi-r.il 1b. Adnn-n THIS PAPER --if 1b. Adnr tu ,t6.?GT02T BEOS. c iwt At Wt nMml 1 SI Pi VOL XUI. NO. -THE-FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF Somerset, Peixn'a. CAPITAL SURPLUS S50.000. 612. OOO. DEPOSITS ntCCIVCDINLAR.EAACSUALk AMOUNTS. PATABLC ON DEMAND ACCOUNTS Or MERCHANTS riRVERC, STOCK OEALtRS.AND OTHERS S3 LICIT CD - DISCCUNTS DAILY. - BOARD OF PI!:r.CT.I. : L.F.r M. K:.-2 vr. H. M:ii i Jamb L. rrc-H. Cs. 11. FsrPia Johb E. Eor Oito. R. S- ili. F!l) W. BlAS'-i i Edwaed .Sctll, : : : : : Freudev. Valestisi Hay. : : Vkk rKi::E-r Habvey M. Bekulky, : : : Camii-..'-. The funds nl Kcuritic. of t..is back Rre f-cury rntlc;Mi inarelebrali Ccr- Iurv'nIr-i.mof Safe. The oW tnaJe alolute!y I r,:lar-jiroof. Scmerset County Kaianal k& Of Somerset, Pa. Cr. a.!Uh. 1S77. 0rj!: 1S90. CAPITAL. $50. C00. Chas. J. Harrison, Pres't. Wm. H. Koor.tz, Vice Pres't. Milton J. Pritis, Cashier. Directors: .ra'l Snr ler, J,;ab Spic-M. John H. .-.iiv.lr J-.-.-Ili B. 1.0.V1A, J.r.i M- 1 '.-:, jcu. .V.;,P l..T' -vC - IC, ".r, J.pjuie r'.il C- "ft .J-'T'-tll. ru.-u erf 01 ;b: B'ik wiil r.-iTe J"'-"'-Ui-r ueAicifiit foii.:at :::. 't M..:.. be A-.t'OtaiD by dt!t it ' i-.-) j!u e-i4 uiw --rarf ' : ' . e bO:J A Ccb:Ateti SAlt. l.U ut J W"' tJ U1,e "5-o.1ect. la r jr of ft. rd Ut ll.WMlril!; ,,.-. At-on-iiu Aui i-u iu sobcUfJ. m a tin mm ml hi nra n 121 & 1 Fourth Ave., PITTSBURGH, PA. PM - - Undivided ProfiU ?:50,C00. Als s Ex jr, u:ir l!.i, A Te an 1 Hi-ivivor. Wilia rooviiit-l f.-r an.l L-M f:ve of charge. Eiitiiness of r. -i.!i-n'.. anJ n jn-ro. -ltx ts i-.in f i!iv atti-r.il.-J to. I JOnX B. JACKSON, - Frepi knt. JAMES J. I0XNEI.U Vice Tr .i.leut. ERAXKLIX EROW.V, StMTitirj-. JAS. C. CHAFLIX. T..aurer. B o How Much ? The qntftion . Uh n. in txten-iirg tLia a!radr euorn.oas l'U!-;nef-t is nit ow Uiurh we rant-i-t for the merr ..milts. , Ltitfor how little fa.il bj sold'. Tm t.nt i. fnulifies h'i it to yoar interfst and j rotit totraJe wuh a. AUTUMN DRESS WOOLENS. iie of .") X vsrJ-t double wi.lth PuilloiP half wooi, 'nt-ai sty ; every yard worth ', :; , to 5iK-. all one iirice, and itsap u!ar rri.e, 15 Cents a Yard. oO ini h Graj, Browns, Tsns, 25 Cents. vou've psid -V. fjr Dn-ta Fabrics ne t BO pOOU. I 3,(X'J yards geo uine Iaiportel Tailor Suitings, fir.t woo! 4S ini-bes wile new Faii j coloring nJ ifc choirs, of this- n 8 jl.-neal iec.8,eU-i?i and austuref, $1 a yard. ?.,me ttores-and . ocl oies too get fl ) a y rd some fl ' and " nn Ten!;iliDp price the closest price f.,r the choice I resa Fabrics is fill, We 111 them at il 00 and you're l.eJ difference. .,, , l.hir Mail Order riepartment will seed iautplts if you wish: Boggs & Buhl, H5, 117, 119 and 121 Frdtral Str W, XLLEGUE.Y. CI- ' 21 Jr. v,.. ;-. . .. ,;.r$..ii.; -r. ifi tiM T. Jucilcii. 1 ! :.':....! v. V. Colorless, ErriaciaieJ, Helpless A Coniptctr Cure 61 HOOD'S s.irs.ir.iniLLA. T:!:si-frc-.i Mr. D. M. Jordan, a re t;;cJ 1 r.nj cr.s of the most re- 5jA.ctcd ckizons of 0ego Co., Iv. V. - I-"'.T!r--.-'i y.-..n 1 I i:t.l an atfickrf tiie fr , aud L.iV i.cs Iwtt iiodbW iU u.y Lsvsr end Kidneys rtaJi"y por.-ii.-? wor.. Three je- so I (..t d k. :i si l.jn I ..a! i r.nlj ran !-f mlk. 1 l-K.'ued i.tor- 5ik a o-r. !i:in a livinij t :ig. 1 iij :i!.:it-.ttr ii.i.t i..r t- v.e-n 1 m i-achiR- Sitae i(ra4-l. i .. .1, I-..;i'y :tnr,,;:ril b tl c l:.:!r ;-.t'ii l:i ;ii a Dial Lie iiilue. H"-r S,.r...!tui.:'.t 1 r;;.. . ::! ki; 1 I tii.'u,t I vx. ,;u ;rv it. !'-: I i.i-1 ii::i,i-,.. t'iC I.:-! 't- I .- ,1 .-, u ! f -:t I.--11..T. s-!f. f -ft1! it . - . it:- ialiinKtt-i of tbe blu-1-cir 1..-.U I. - : .,- t. ;: ,: i-.'U.ui i !t-v i I. u't I tr jn n i r I Kua rry . A'';r 1 f.-id t.:;. -11 1 !,..- 1 o.-i: : e.it Hi:y:l:iii'j r;.":i! l.l.ltlJK !:!. V. i.V. I -ii:t r jl:i:l:-ry t'isit I b:: l to --;! r !!;i-,.-s a 1 luve l.uv liil.y rt-..ij-i L-ii-i!. liiaii-. m Hood's Sarsaparilla I frrl -Htil d m well. Vi n ku-iuv l:ic n-u-vt : i-f .-. v. ' 1. M. J.'KUAN. HOOD'S P.LI S -re tv . . a' u-r-kuut r Pi iU, t lii-eiti .H., . r tj'-i,ltv; - -:a.nii.'.ii. MB THE SEAS 38 YEARS. cf His Experiences. v- i -':t v. Hi : ,it. I..Mid ''.iood :' : .. . . .f i I. l ?: u-r,:t - r i ( V'. : . . 'i : ; ?n.':i il i- .; r a- ..t. . -T.-r V i-I tit1 ! I"' V- . :. .:,-."'-1:; 1-!!1 i I I' .n I ii - i ii , : t ' a. v 1 !.- i :.'.n t-c !if:i iie y.:t:i. i:e : r . - . - I I i.. . .i 1 1-. d with -.,., n .' ;- .a;ij m n- - .i t v . .-: T cr--i ;i'V!'.'ti J. ; ; -e s -. ; i'. -.s r-I. .i po-i'ii- :,t i.n7 ..--.' ..: . n -t 1PI 1. I-. ' il '!:!,' ny .;! inr;k.ll l-i .nr.ra . . Ki-.'-r 2 a -n:;i f-i:-!i ! t1 --.i .; ii- . ..i .l : -i en :it it.M I . :- i ; &1..M.1.-C li.hil.it.!. t!-f i-i-.i'i'y ti- : . i ; . 1: i . it!' -it v an id r.n'i'iy .-.. i-..!- :w ; iftl on it . .. h--;-:. .1 by tb- !!- :. .t'.i.ii it . .i t : .;'y l.i.rfi.i.-Ki. 1 it.t:t: I i i.. .-tti- r v. it i! tli.- L.-:. 4 tin T. ! I t- i . ... i- U nMi.ti .v v tl.:.t It. .Mi! V K - . i-:v. N.- . :-. :.ik1 S- J ! .u t 4 ;i; . .1 :il . .: f r l;.a'i ;i r - j-1 iiin I h.-.'i .-r t:ii-.-n. i :. i Ii ii tr.-:ili-ii !'V ,-:(i;t:.. nt j V -i.-i.'tus .-: V..: ., at.l fan I'l i'-: .) . it I. - i-. I ni-,- j.n .-til ;' - l. -i!ih . tbe ; . j -.,1- i i.f TlaW li,.' ililial.ir l.-il 'ii' - i i -.-tiv ri"-.iii::i.i ntl ti.i-tn :. . iUuii.-u :i . I v. -.. ' i ;.it. A. I'. l.tuM, ll.:nii . :i. ! . I i : . . " i .:.! :. i i ve ..-r . :lu- :uai N. t urv it ' v ;i lit i. sin a h. i' i o i: :.ir i.- . -. ..t iv hi-. ',.. I-.ii; !.;.). ! ..i . -i.t r-it ? prii-.-, rl r i:..ti!i- .r . . . -, i .r -v. i .i.;-i t.r. li - y : :t .:. i'! i jiaii. bDb U. croc- ui- . FANCY WORK. IRISHPOINT LUNCH AND TRAY CLOTHS HjTbt 1 -' c ? 4 f tr;."f .rtr.:i.n we ar. s '. ,.r.8 at ,r !:ar-i:n3 wi;te and ci-ior. J K.'dl jr.l t or.! iVi It-C.v-rs ttau:p1 ready f.r working. . :n 2 ed Cutston Flannel TMe an-t C'as'u i..n Cf vi rs, Siiigtd I'!i:-h t'ii.-hi. a Cover.J, l'arjrarr:;n Art (. X. Me and t'l.-bi.-'ii Covers, nil s'.iii.ih-I with Xewj-il IV-ii-.-' ; 1 iei-st;ti 1:.J Hot i'.i -::.t and K !1 Narfcii-. A nt T :.rd lrjp? lice r.f iieri-i:.i.he liy GtrviEg Clcibs froui 0ta 0.). Stamped Hem -lit -bed Scarf, fr.iia U5s rt- Table tvfrs ironi 00 its. ur. A ft-U line cf l:rured INDIA SILKS, A'.! New Fa' ls and Coiorlrg . Aiso, Figured Plush, 21 and ?3 itrhc-3 wide, in r i;lt.d Colors aid I--:i;-'s. Art fa'.i'i ,.;'ires iot the Central IvTtn and (.,;:'.jii Covers. "Wal. an sotting, l.litcbes tide, w cert rr rar'l. In Pi:i, i'itip. ,ive and Ye'i , THE N!..V THIN"'.; fir l'ra;!' Matit!. nl ..rs, and for uriipsnsf Over i .1.. T . A I.c itiiC of Ht-n l re'. from -'" urv. Vi 'it otit Table Linen. Tn-, Naptins, Maslip. Sbectitig and Linen i),; r;iei:t. by ail n.e'S. HOHHE & Ml. .1 FIFTH AVr-NF. Plf.rtirii, Pi FAT PEOPLET- To rt. n-e f.nr weight SUP tt nf" WiilnrPi 01i;tv l'ii. t'l 1 j iu!i.L a mi.ri'h. su ;ury u liie b-A!t No IertV-re'.t - :;b t ji-i-m or fit-ure. N3STA .VINO. 1 'ley VjilJ up And iraprov tht- pvu ti L.-a.ui. . -utfy t.-ie iieAi...i and U-a.c t. O WRINKLES. .- 4 . M .1 'i .;.'. ' ,..', 4T.V-.. f.'. r l.-:r ,j. J 5 '.'.-. fu! r"iw ' . '.-. . ,.u i:'. ( -.. ' l.'a' i- M:.r . ! '-. i, Jr. . a . w. ft I rr. f.. fi-V. mt . .'i-- ;.i .i' f t A (. y .. 4 ir ptt'-ttM tu.-i iii? Pr r cn.s Hjitiker. Lwyen( .a : ii--.ii.-- of . -iety. -ar c..li- r- u.H mj' J i-i uri'H ' ..r ; mil urden .:;. lied din. t tro-it our ... iTn-e fvr fmeK'.. ?--.ior titrt- I k.-e. for j l.y t.il j.-;i.i- rr.i.-a:r .-..' 4 c. Al. cr-pout-ence cottr5 ttl:AL W1LLA.RD REMEDY C0..E35T3. . ?!ASS ( sftvr5i V .1 J r Vi-. -.-----.-.-! r-', 4;: i:w t . . : . - i r A worrHrf j ,t twi- H Kr.rtion Trrri! (ijr-Rark. !t-k m4'tn t rr- - ilin-r fi-nt- u J:: z ny yt:r (a ti n-nrtf!. I rirf m Cf .! krr ru.ii :i h re... n (r iUi.t white -:-':; :rril mvihc iwmrr cod H-far Vkr.tr frr tir-u.r na -rw: tt:n. -fv 1 Inw epet a(M if"I' prin Te-nh l!nr- raw. Rnkis 'ivni.r. t ru i'l;:- EIKCH 4 DriC3CLB, Uasfrs., Y&F.k. f A. SOMERSET, PA., IX MEMORIUM. is s.:--t; .-: or rn; Cir t.-i. o 1 ;. i.al t.l Hl-.-iri; h. ..tit-rj-.v.l-1., ! ; 'r l.l. !'j.u 1 tli r.', ht. J.--B -. i. .1 Jifo r.. .1 ;Krf.. Uo-!:'; t -.-n aij .! Al.'.sys ..'ij,;;: .-, ,:!! wal:-: T' ii'-! t:-c -t.:rT y. II p f r no r; r- v -'i' - Far v.i.-h t-ri .1. t- Lite's a:..-. el! arc S, :1it, Anl .-.: ia-t ;i-.- vi t . y - L:l- Ai..im of o: 1 j- : i:u iru !: .1. A-' Fa .i: :h 1;. ir-ji. '.. I r: i I'liil';. :';:'tii: At -.! leave t!il ej.-'.a.y ir-, Vl'. tiie-ji a-i:i o I af-.h J.v t-.'ga A- i l:-,.". o t..r; q. !::: .'. ii . -i. " i.v . i '.-;. LOVE BY MEASURE The:.- 'vt-.e teiri 1.1 the rye-. -f J hn T n -on. S:rar:ge visitc.i . ! Fjrt'ue liU m ia c-t;e ;o ran-'y ia touch w itti it n i;:m ltt. uui. it be ad.nittc i t'tat Lis dos p tie ltL.i- kec-p-.r .as lmttaa, that l'..e j-i s and sorrows cf hi.-? fiilcw-creatures crecI:not iiaiaui t hit. He was sittit.jr in Lis armchair, b.s sin !! c-.!, ih'.lv.tr? iceiu rally .Ti.-ed up, ipiiii hi 1-len by the kindly drop?; lue ljr-.' m tilth wa t . iti t.i t-;r. his short, btilhi'is u :.e rtJiied up, white his wide, i A ll foteheal wont tt.roi.h a . . lies t f ivrrti- gi'.ing iro-.vn3 l;e a poti-t t.rt a trt.7y diy. t,ipj'.te to liim.sai a yout; girl, j .silentiy the phr'. I love Amanda" or ai.-ocryhr-; a fitrl with no r.ore beauty j June," as thu cass way be, o.) times, thm comes from youth, a 3i l heart thitikinjj intensely of the person all the and not eslravajaii'iy il!-shapl feat- j time and slapping the chest (litis was to ui.' s a kind of ttaple-uiet girl, u:hky j catue increase i heart action or arterial to a-.tta- i .i conn t:e ir. j comhosi ion i, then you put a penny in "It ws ins f ;i.itt. lie tit ) i;lit he I jV- ii,e slc't ' iaery to reuiove a shutlt-r and ed t.te, at; 1 st's tny i. i't toa!, havi i-; i'th j beneiil the inventor French pennies a st-trt, I tli.1 a it ui ikf htta lovo tite." woaldans ver) and w h.p jr: I iove "Oo-f itmd tha fcllotv '. ' Amanda," or '-Jane," into the fannel. "lie sai !, yoa know, dear ur.ile, that The he.it generated in the skin dia he re..'!y thotittt l.e lo j 1 nut that he pbragm by the dead baciii was indicated t!icg!st ft ut.til h-- i -.tn l he did not i fy a thcrmoajtcr, and, of course, the ttiiitk cf nie Ui.l.-ss ii.? tried t. a:: 1 then j cjtiantity of he.it showed the intensity of h'.k-.ov he was wronji. He s 1 he i the passion. --3t.-d marry me ittl the fct-m , If I ii, at.;' 1 shall ut-ver 1. e at.y.-.-tte t!.- arl, j of curir, I can't marry hi ti."' I 'f i.e f. -itow ntj,l't to have know n UU fe.'lincs before hts proj-nSv m tti s i.-tiiii.'' "Vou !.Ad no rifc-l.t t ? jri!:ct:..tn, an l you shan't hot. ii'.' 11 v- c.:n mvoiifi -a L-e.'itie- . , i y he s Pot a i ' II otv could 1 uo'.v with- ' out t-'-'it '" ': V'.a iifti of ? i'3;-iat" hand was a .iiivt-r wuh tae tiler-no meter soilvl 'A. .;.';iAe t;;. tii-'i- ' : '-t-l;,eJ it, aaJ tu ri,t.t heid the iy. kit t.-ki't d . .i rj v. .-. her ktrt tie ' ' watch wi shape 1 like a po- e!ab'.r e tt.o 1 -i ( !'. :i r-ta? f r trts- i ;'orn, to tV; uioithof Lie tlsire. The 'i!n.ohot'v.p:.i !:-'; . 'ri.-it v. -ilo -v.tfor La.n.;-u-d t.'i9 people fir near coa! .11.'. ki.o'.' V. ..,. the - of ail ;-v a" i,u'-lr I;'"-," 'fe tiietu uader yr:r -a,-hin.?' j yv.t tl.titk H.ty : st')-1 1 K-ita el n:s a:.j:ir. , ud thta i. ,.,--, --.-.-r.'... j-a. nVr"" Hot "aid n i 'i-'es'.t-d tz.e wit a wew married, m- ka ? V:iy l.i-i't yo.i w hy m.-te a :n.wL:nc, Ittvei.t e . otj t iita ; i iiti I c ut whether p. );'. are in io ... . : r.H;.-a:i!'. v.,i:i.i.:.ii; tint would ! prevent ail this s-t cf t.itt..-. il it it's ! j.tst lttte you, in venting thic tha' -.1 ou't uike anyvr.. a i- -r a I i.appi.'r, r J h.-Ui-r, au-i ne-.i.r 'h'.uk of i iip rtittt ! iit it'.fT!. 1 don't b ij-.e ij ever w ere in love." j tie .i .is wror. Ti.e .;'..iiiiy Ua ! tiit'ie-.t 1 i'jf lel .r iti 1 not e-:.tpel ti.' co:o:it ji. !.t of .m i. il.t j-.' -.v: .v.t hiidcU deep nor wi.l it ! ever ii-.' itit.y j;-.i ne ir n ci'.e wo id cire to re.i 1 ttii oi i, . i 1 t il. of a . .tiij.ie, ua Acridly creatote, the tr-.!b.s:i:es i f liO;C heait had been Iit.tly to-;-l a-tlebya f . ;lli tt;rl. " hu h.i-i.ia le a ' sr t-. l u.ati' j vith Some or.e c!e aui altet waid f-..-.in 1, j t aat tt.e Weuhh bhesuu- t had t trae l to rtlthtrl kavfs like a l.iir' p i. 1. That lit-tht John I ons .a i. it; l ite, 1 ite r -eu f..r him, but his nr. Q .i.-1 ap paratus f.T creating d.nki.e.;s r. it hy ex c udiit, hot by a.taal'.y u '.'i.iM'i; lirht fiiie l t-o occupy h'n ti. t i.-'r.s. Tioi-s after ttiiie he wa.kel up an I Jo a the crowded, untidy lab .ratory, ai.ii!g hitn- selft '"Can 1-VJ b: lueo-ur.d .s at I er .to-utter posjuji.:. t tli s vro.-s.-i h s mini cf a :- l.i which woo! 1 rcv- 0 u'i jnl-ts the .11, which wodlJ Utake luir.-itiye a re. luui .a of hc-aitsanl re dace tiie operation of the di or e court t ) x uit re physical test. What is love ? was the .lKion which the sihiple saar.t tn-.-u eel hiruseif to uu swer. For inouths the lahor.tury wa.de 8 rted, aud be parsed his lime at the B.itisti ii.ii.lii Cji.sultii: lioVeli.'.S and !., he deemed that to beexptrls iu the uiotter. Wtiat is the uw of a display cf d cltoitary Icarnii;, or naming the rare bj-oksthat Le read as well as the c o. uijn ones? V.'hy should one copy out 1 st . c fill and Well-known aa'.ho.s'.' Why not pa thetn by ani say frankly that he real them iliihjeullv, an-l that the know!- t 1-e he gained Wis in a-tnost inverse . proj orlion to h'iB la'oors ? However, one b k mil. -.v be named, siuie i: iuSuence d. 1 hiia greatly. Eirtoii's "Aiiatojiy cf Melai-choly," ia its strange, horrible chapieis on "Ive nifclanchjiy," set hiia oa the track cf a theory which hs little novelty and iudi? putable truth. Love is a dif .se, and has boiity as well as mer. tal yyuiptotn s. Adopting thisasawork itti; th'ry, tie began to ex;eri:uent. To d -icrlbe his futile experiments would bo f.o ish. In the cue direction w here hope lay the dissection of those who have coiiiuiitted suicide for love few a. were his chances, he made an important dis covery. There is a love bacillus. Oae etches love as oae catches theiati leaza, and one ijets over the attack, too ; but in proportion to its severity is the import ance of the e.tjuele. Tbo; who catch it badly never get over the effects so much the belt-r for them 3oajeti.es. Of the j-iition of receptivity of sul j.-ct and object, tiiis is liardly the place for disca.-ston, bit it may be mentioned that he sent a rcieatiti-: p-per on th-. sa ject to the .-io.-f, which, no doubt, wili be pubthed in due cur.-. Having arrive i at this stage, it wa not lorg before John Toasoa bad work ed out the question. No doubt it is nted!tito tell the present learned fren eralion bow the breath acts as a kind of scavenger, but cur dear pireuts of course, are quite ignorant of physiology, eo a few words of explanation mast be given to them. We w ill extract a passage froju a novel, lately published, tseiled "A Freak of Fate," of which we have a tericg opinion : 'The brilliant red b'ood starts from the heart ladtned with life-bestowing oxy e A it passes in the arteries through the bod the oxygen is separated from ESTABLISHED 1827. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 1893. the blood and detained, while carbonic a.:id gj and other mattor (prod acta of a 6upi .iitiH co:iibji-. ) lakes it place. At la-st tLe ttnp'.vt riil.ed, darkened, pois-s-jced M-xtd (fir carwnic acid g.is is a poism) enters ths veai i9 system and is carried aro inJ tj the lu:i;j. Taen the air drawa in'.'i tha ltins eichanies part ofi;s osy i fjr ilia Cir'jonio acid gas anl ot'ji-r d.-leterioi-j nutter collected ia the arteries, aud tins bio. I, parified, in vitratcd and re.-tore-d ti iw brilliant, rad-Jy U'i:t)s--tsG:rA;i:1 "3 vital mis sion." Fro-.u this it cm be scsa that the air bieit!.e:l f.irtii cot oa'y carries with it the i .rtmnlc iri 1 .li, btll t.isi the biCilli Je.-troy.J iniiii arterial co:nbu .lion s. Con'i:i -:itry, an analysis of the breAtti ill sliow the nulitre of the bacillus and the q'-.-ititity of the deJ b.cilii wiil indi cate tiie intr.it of tha disea--. Tinjn, .-.fter a l-in j s?ries of eipsrimen:, f. ind that a uiaphraui of title go'd-btater's r.kin -jippt-i in ortorohuitc .jch-phanto- d.ko-t.iUiepor.i.ic acid is v-ry sensitive to the '-ba-.-iiias amoris" the contat-t c.iusir. hi jt. lY:n thm to the cjni'.ruitti ia of a i!..h:ae a tueie matter of ingenuity. 0e or tao thdicUities h had to Caniwid with. Wneii a brea-.h is a:re..'t w.th tobacco its action oa the skiu dia I'liMtu is to a great extent neutrah.-'d, white onions au 1 pppei iuint tjuito de stroy it. 0-i the other nan 1 it is jjreatiy iatec; ii- d by win-, spirits and scent. Tiiese diiii. lities he ovj.". ne by certain ri-at-tives cirholic avid fir on? c!a . and ' carl.'oattte cf sj:!a for the other. At ht the machine was perfect. Its I action was very Bi.-npie. You repeated Whea he had fiaisheil the machine, it becatue uecc.--sary to 2xa standard, and j graduate the thermometer as to zero, pro ! p-tsal heat, ec. For this purpose Mr. ITon?oa calie 1 his frit L-'a to a private view. Noae of theai stayed away . 11 Tue a: pira'.ns was nintly fashiunel f a hua CapiJ ; in the left lor wished tibet.1 cotne forward .i-.i i "try ttuir lew, so th.l he luiht liave s.ttne uateitjls tor l.israle. there -tltu,atMl- At la Mr. llennel alvanced, pushed oa by lit., a tie. Tu-o crowd was ry aa-ttous t- l.ia result, a. he was i:ou U bj sa lty tieUi cited. Tiie poor littho luaa se;te i n.-rvouj, and made many tt unuers, hut, finally Bet the uia- ct.t:.c- g.n, and it rrtsterej Ty-i degree. T. n every oiie ca:.-1 out that tUe Wife iit i 1 :;'. ..o iclajeo, hat the people i.ciu.uvl l.cr in au 1 td..iei Her, To our K .r j..-..', her vest-ition au.l her Lustiaud s j y, i:.e tii.u-.iiu. registered C7 decrees, stio ul t-ttii, b.-itii the 4-oior of a p.t.ar-lMX, anl the feat lien iahtrhat tre:lcd wuietitly. Little Mr. Henaet, wiih .;uettii:i like a swaer, seized her aim an 1 called Oat giyly, " Who'd a th'jught it, M.irtar? Come along and Fil buy yoti a ue. suit of clothes." The ma chine ha't c.iu.-.-d a revolution in ti e lleunel i.tiU-c-hoid. Af.er ttiLs couple after couple came for tvaid, and many were the surprises. The llrcw ii-l'.rcWiies, w ho iph-rrel n.ht and day, averaged Oj detrets, while the V;;T uho alwava "iiir tlear" tath other m public, only reached ."J degrees between them. lloAeVer, only one c?e need be i-ptciued. Mr. Lm'ty and Lis liance, Miss Jane I '',-!, wese the iait ; this was evidently due his r-iucunce. .S.ua!l wonder was it, for Lani;ley was a Laadcoaie, old young in wh-ohadbct-n "goiug it," tilt Lis fortune went, and then, -.fter au eventtul htircs. hunthi, had li-thted upon Jane, she, the heiress of a Ice d builder, was Worth a nre;.t deal more tLan her weight (12i-neo) in gold; but she was nyly enough to have a tx-jti' ion of the fact and more of a ben than a chicken. Her w.ait'i had attracted numerous suitors. Ho sever, the had been sttrewd enough tojritijje their silectiou truly Lingley, i whose sL.t wis desiterate. had attacked K.:-i ;i . ,.....,, t v i ( iiuimutij, a. i.cvv va ii ui(o:iug m I sincere aifectioit, he bad boidly avowed ttiat he was af.er her money and that he was featfaily hard up. A saiall syndi- cateof his creditors llanced 'him and enabled to cut a lignre that belied his prote-itcd poverty. Miss Frawl, bewilder ed by his curious auit, fascinated by his ttyle which was vastly snperior to that of any one e'se in Tooting aud con fident that his statement as to his finan cial portion were faUe, ha 1 coti'e to the conciiion that his cu;.i iity (with a saiall "c" ) was al-to a pretense. So she accept ed him yet, with perverse caution, kept postponing the fatal day. Funds were running short, tae S n Jicate had rown furious, and Lingley seemed lost. The coet.er appeareJ likely to complete his ruio ; luereiure it is easy to understan J hts re.ucUi.ee. However, MsJane de clared thai his refusal would be a casus belli. Mr. fon. oa, whoso sou! shudder ed at the idea of such wicked maneuvers, looked as much like a Mephlstophelesas is possible for a stout, saort man with a rooud lte aud louious noss. L-anley, witu the air of a debtor in a county caurton a judgment summons ar rived at the fatal machine aud ga.ed at i. ruefaiiy. Mr. Tonsoa remarked to his n eci ; "Sj for our xero." Tne heiress-huater fambled in one pocket after another for a penny. "lias it come to such a state as that?' whispered the inventor, and then sai 4 alond t ""Can I lend yoa a renny T "Thanks, repliel Licgley, languid'y, ' if yoa can't change we a tenner." Mr. Tonson banded b i-n a penny, and at he took it a smile came over 1 he fat. of the old young maa, a mysterioos ma lignant smile. Then he put it in the slot, worked his arms, bent forward and to our stupefac tion the thermometer marked MO fif teen degrees beyond the highest on record. A cry burst fro ai our lips Miss Prawl tamed w hite and red almost t-itnuitane-ously, then flung her arms around his neck, and said audibly : "I knew it, my darling David ; well be married next week." After this, the &p ance c'sed, and Ton eon was left working out figures in a state cf bewilderment Next day Lingley called and said he wished to Lave a machine made for him at once. Mt Prawl would pay any price for it. "Very well," said Mr. Tonson, "yoa can have one in a fortnight. It w ill cost -oO, but" "But ? "But I can't understand it the tna cbines'sall righL" -But 'the man isn't?" said Langley. "Mr. Tonson," he cohtinued, "you have done me a great service ; in return I'll tell you a secret, if you'll prorci.; to keep it," "I promise," replied the inventor ; but his Servant, who overheard the secret made no promise. "Well, can't you goess the trick ? How stupid yoa men cf genius are! I didn't whisper Jane's naoie into the machine." "What!" "No, I whispered 'I love Clara.'" 'Never you mind; she certainly isn't Jane V So J.angley married the heiress and spent her money infamously, probably on Clara. Mr. Tonson was heartbroken and smashed op the machice, rowing never to make another. Telling a Person's Age. There was once a w ise King who was awfully enrious. He was po:d of a desire to know everything and was con tinually king question . Indeed, his thin t fos knowledge carried him so far that he wanted to know the age of every person he met. But, being a King, he was exceedingly polite, and would resort to strategy to gain his end. One day there came to the court a j; ray-haired pro fessor who amused the King greatly. He told the monarch a number of things that he never knew before, and the King was delighted. Bat finally it came to the poiat when the ruler wanted to know the age of tha professor, so he thought I of a mathematical problem. i 'Ahem !' said the King. "I have an interesting sum for you; it is a trial iu nienUl arithmetic. Think of the num ber of the month of your birth.' I Now, the professor was ;) years c!J, ; an I had been bora two d.ys before Chriiitiiiris, so he thought of 2, Decem ber being 5-Jth nt'in'.H. "Ye.?," said the professor. " Multiply it by l'," continued the King. " Yes." "Add 5." "Yes," answered the professor, doing so. "Now multiply that by ." " Yes." 'Ad 1 youra-p." " Yes." "Sj'otract ." " Yes." "Add 11 V " Yes." "And now," said the King, "might I ask whit the result is?" "Twelve hundred and sixty," replied the professor, wonderingly. "Thank you," was the King's response. i yoa were bora ,n D.-cjoiber.ti) years ogo, eh ? ' Why, how in the world do yoa know ?" criel the profeseor. " Why," retorted the King, "from your answ er I'C The month of your birth wasthel2th and the last two fig-res sive your age." "Ha, ha, ha!" I-Ubed the profas.ir. Capital idea. I'll try i; oa the next person I meet It'ssujh a polite way of hading out people's ages." Wise Words. There is mmshatn ia silk than in cotton. Money is the best slave and the worst master. A broken heart will always show in the face. Spltndid misery is the most difficult to cure. Three's a crowd except when Cupid ia third, Men of mot!ey minds often have mot ley morals. Most of the most beaiitlf.il things in nature are silent, A dollar w ill go a long way if yon only encourage it. The worst people in the world ate the richest and the poorest. What yon do, take a hearty interest in it, or be as-tired you w ill certainly fail. Garner up pleasant thoughts iayior mind ; for pleasant thoughts make pleas ant live . The most delicate, the most sensible of all pleasures consists in promoting the pleasure of others. A sound discretion is not so much in dicated by never making a mistake aa by never repeating it. Men of the noblest disposition think' themselves happiest whea others share I their happiness with them. The best teachers are those who learn something new themselves every day, and are not ashamed to own it. Keep your eye on that yooag man who would rather wear a $ h) suit of clothes w ith 10 is his pocket than to wear a.0 suit of clothes With 'y) in the pocket. It is qiit9 a ci-nnoa prat'.ici in Ea rope to remove the hair from slanghte red pigs by burning instead of seal ling. The heat has the same effect either way, in destroying the epidermis or outer skin, aid thus remo.ing the hair from the car ca - The method is aa follows : Some dry straw is laid down and the pig is laid uj on it, more straw ia thrown on the car C s, and fire is set to it alL A U that ia required is to scorch the skin ; it most not be burned. If this ia done aa eooa as the animal is dead and still warm, a blister ia raised oa the akin and the hair is loosened. It is necessary to manage the fire and tarn the carcass so that the heat is distributed evenly and not too ranch of it is male. The carcass ia then icrapei ia the usual manner. XJlB 'a Tho Pansy For 1894. THE XOVEMBEl: XlMittR enters upon a new year, and announces mif ne e ami i,nfttia,J jalu. There will be each month a sp-iil department tlevotetl to the work of the Christian Fn deavoi Society: "Our CKriftian Kmhitr.tr Il'iu.tin." Mrs. t . IL Alden i Tansy) will have as contributors to this new depart ment the bf st talent to bo secured among the prominent Aorkers in the Christian Endeavor Held. Rsv. Tennis S.Hamlin, D. D., will contribute an article on Tht Imm. .' ..'e Future of Chritiat 'i ". n ., to be followl by articles from the pens of other workers equally prominent in the cause. There will be the .)'. v &f the Christian Endeavor movement all over the world, and the most helpful and m .-st progressive papers by Ch.-'-Mi'in E"-d.-.in,r Si'ilifl' that can be procured. The other departments of the magazine are to be briadeued and enlarged l y some material changes. Oae is the de partment of "Athletics," and "Indoor Games ia the Faadly Circle." M : A .1 '.! & :jV, tht Jua.U4 l'-i.. J -itclfr, will contribute an early paper, to be follow ed by experts in physical development. Pun!) (Mrs. ti. 1!. Alden ; has a new and fascinating serial, "Yiras Motto," beautifully illustrated by II. F. Barnes, it.trgarrt i-cy, according to request, will contribute the second series of her "Golden Discovery Fapers" that obtain ed sm-h favor. Illia'teth Abbott, author of the"Ani4r ican Literature Faiet'' which attracted so much attention last year, wiil furnish ';... Lin-rntnre Payr." The "Mi'ssion ary and Foreign Fields of Labor" will have spechil places. There is the new department culled "Daily Thoughts," composed of daily reading for the Christ ian llndeavor Societies. "The F. S. De partment" retains all its former strength and vigor. The "Reading Circle" Las been enlarged to suit its growing de. mands. It) centsa number; !.iK a year. D. Lothrop Company, Publishers, B on. Started In First. "Maria," be said, as he entered the house, speaking before has w ifu had time to say a word, '"this house is in an aw ful condition." "Why, Henry "she begun. "Den' try to excuse yourself," he in terupted. "Look at this room ! I was going to bring a fri-cd home w ith me, but I refrained for fear the hotiso woul d be j Lt in the condition that I find it in." ' If you had sent word, Henry " '". etit word, Maria! Whj' shoal 1 any one who 4-laims to be a honsckeopt-r have to be notified so that she c.in scar ry about and make things look respec table? And that gown. Mai la ! I'ts oat rageous to bedrejcd in that fashion at this time of day." "I could have chang ed it" "Oh, of course. Yon could have done lots of things, but yoa tlidn'L Yoa ehoald be ready to entertaia your hus band's friends at any time. I suppose the dinner is cold, to." "It's not as goo ! as it was. Y'ou're late, you kno." ' c iQisp, and if I had bronght my friend with me he'd had to sit down to a cinder, and we should have b. .tli f.-it hu i.i!iu!'-l and should have ha 1 to apoi ojie. Il isn't r'ght, M iria. It Uu't riitht at all.'' And after he ha 1 settled himself in his arm chair after dinner he chuck!. 1 to h'ur.self and muttered t '" lo!!y,but I would hav got a react ing for being late if I ha in't start. I in first. It's a great scheme.' An Explanation. As two men were about to meet on Champlain street a day or tNvo ag one of them threw down his hat and pulled otf his coat and shouted : ' I was a-looking f tr yon! I want satis faction !"' "Why, Thomas, whatdoesthis mean?" asked the other in great surprise. "You've been talking agtiast tny wife!" "Never !" "Bat yoa have. Yoa told the boys in the shop that she'd stop a cloc'i.' "Si I did, Thotn, bit please under stand' "That's an insult.' "It can't b?, Thotni . Yoa stt we were talking about costly clocks an 1 beau'.ifu! wotaen, and I says to the men, says It ""No w, there's Tom Green's wife. If she had a V) clock and was dusting the mantel off and shoved the hairbrush agin the i-endulom, the beautiful and ed ucated la ly would cause the motion of said p-Q'lu'nT- to beco ne erratic aal finally cease altogether.' "That's what I said, Thomas, and I'll leave it to ynu if it wasn't a comiili inant?" "Ob, that's ths way yon sal i it, eh ? Well, come aal ta'je siathin." I) r. ..' Fre '.. As The Year3 Go By. A young man and young wotn in lean over the front gate. They are lovers. It is moonlight. He is loth t leave, as the parting is the last. Hi is about to go away. She is relaetint to see him de part. They swing on the gate. 'I'll never forget, yoa," hs sij, "and if death should claim me, my last thoight will be of yoa.' . "I'll bs true to yoo," sbe sobs. "1 11 never see any holy el it or love theai as long as I live." They pirt. Six yeiri lster hs raturn. His sweetheart of foroier years hil mar rlel. They met at a party. Sis h.n changed greatly. Between the dances the recognition takes place. "L me see," she mnes, with her fan beating a tattoo on her pretty hand, "was it yoa or yoar brother who was my old sweetheart ?'' "R -illy I don't know," he says, "Prob ably my father." if Waiter Woullvoa like soau o!J tongne, sir? Mr. Ilenpjck ". i! ni! for heaven's sake, no ! That is why I am living in a restnrant. My wife's mother is viutiog us. Make yar mistakes teach yoa some thing. Moses never lost his temper in the wilderness bat once. If we had no troubles but real troub les there wouldn't be a round shouldered aa is the world. -"M WHOLE NO. 2200. A Halloween Party. ELLVE II. CLOT KB. 1L ca .a of the yer Ii to ths Brownie het m dear." If this is true cf tho Brownies, ghosts, goblins and all that weird company who are supposed to hold high 4rnival on the night of O.t. 31st., it is also true that Halloween is a tim1. looked forward to and long reiuemberiJ by all the young people who are fortunate to be invited to a real Halloween psrty. One that was gotten up on the spur ol the moment w as such a success that, although years have passe-1 sine; it oc curred, it is s'il! referred to by those who were there as the best Halloween party they ever attended. It was given by two young ladies who dressed in costumes of theoldea time. The house was lit with sanules,and the bright g'ow from the open fire made a very pretty etfect in the rooms. The guests were asked to onie informally, and only abou. twenty invited, and these were people well known to each other and ongenial in every way. When the door beil rang, the hostesses with their candles went to the entrance and invited the people in, saying that "Mehitable and Jeru.ha Jane" were very gla l to see them. This was hardly the reception they expected, anl soma at first did not recognise the girls, but they soon entered into the j ke. After all had arrive 1 they dan vt l an old time .t'l-.t lrille, the music being furnished by that long-suffering friend who is always ready to play. This being over, all sat down on the floor and promised upon their honor to pass un ler the shawl that was spread do n, whatever was passed to them. A kid glove filled with sand and left outdoors to get cold afier it has been s taked in water is about as gha ly an o' j t-t as one can imagine. The screams and laughter were enough to rouse the neighborhood. Noccegucssed what it wa. The next thing on the program was the g.i'tie, ' i.t jihg to Jerusalem." Place oae less chair ia a row then there are gtn .ts ; then march around to music. When the latter stops, all try to get a -a. The one who was left at the last had ti. pay the penalty of telling a ghost j story, an t we a.l sat aronn-.t tne grate and listened to a very thrilling tale, w hich riia.lea'l the more startling by the appearance of a j wk -o' -lantern at the win.lo. Then came fortune telling, of which there are many way . Chestnuts were roasted and all waited breathlessly to see how they popped. Apples were peeled cios.t 4-arefully and the paring tos. - I on the floor to see what letter was formed, for matches made on Halloween are supposed ti be hi.fcy, and all are required to try their fate. The refreshments were' very simple, cort. .sting of 4 -ike, doughnuts, 4'offee, pop corn, nats an l apples. The place of honor on the table was occupied by the Iarye cake containing a ring, thimble and purse of money. It did not Uke long to find out who was to be married first, who was to be the o! 1 maid or bachelor and to whom the corn would bring great riclu s. The snap dragon wis a great success an 1 very ghostly. A platter was covered with raisins, alcohol poured over them with a little si!'. The room was dark ened and the snap dra, n lit, the young j people tried to secure a raisia before the j fire die.! down. Tiie light laid was ' ghostly in the extreme. Tne burning of ; the snap drigoa is suposed to be an old j Eaglisli cu-to. Ti add interest . the j evening before the gusts depart, little; slips 01" pajier may be given them con- i tiining their fite for the year, i;'i as 'Wealth." 'Su.-jess," "Love," eic. A ! pretty way to end the pirty is f r all to J join bands a, midnight and sing "Au!d Ling? i.e." , j Tiu re are many things that are sup- ; po-ed to be do.ie on Halloween, such as walking up-stairs backwards with amir- j ror, and it is said the face of yoar true love wiil appear ia the glass, the and; time-hoccred custom of putting ones i shoes nnder their pillow and saying, "I l"-e cir .. ia the -hip vi m T, In Lt. .cs Tny true 1ot I thai! ." . , 1 -, 9 lias o-n uons oy uiny a tuaioeu. iay n'l whtry their fate this coming Oitober ' 31, Gal th? oracles propllioai. ! And the Clad Bells Ring:. With a j y fu! cry she threw herself up on her father's bosom. The old man stroked her golden browa t re ises, bit dared not press her for her m ti res. "Oh, pa," she marmortd ecstatically. "What is it, my child T' "Ooly think. Charley" j Her eyes grew moist at mention of the beloved name, "has arranged so that we can" She faltered, an l in her confaiioa the was d oubly lovely, "ba married." The poreal's lip. moved bat gave no soun I . "1 " '-My child." "Woal l yoa believe th sirrilit? he has made for loe of tu t .' He has just to! 1 me that he would try, oh, . hard, to live within your income." I: were a captious nature that would longer withhold the paternal Sanction. ltrlrtit Tt'A'Iff. Guaranteed Cure. We authorise our advertisttd druggist to sell Dr. King's New Discovery for Con sumption, Coughs and Colds, upon this condition: If yoa are alilcted with cough, cold, or any lung, throat or chest trouble, and will use this remedy as di rected, giving it a lair trial, and experi ence 00 I -tne lit, you may return '.he bot tle and have yoar money refunded. We could not make this offer did we not know that Dr. Ki nit's ew Discovery could be relied on. It never disappoints. Trial bottle free at J. N. Snyder's drug tore; large sla -V) and l. A Record Breaker. "I hope yoa like your work, my lad." tid a benignant elderly person to mes senger boy, as they waited together to cross the streeL "Men who uke pride ia their work are the men who succeed." "Oh, I'm record breaker, the mana ger saya." That's the way r a boy to talk. Tell me how you do better than the other ooya." "I n Uke longer to carry a message Iti-vo any of them." V iork 7. Res0.ut-.n3 of Rosipect. The following resolutions were unani mously adopted by the Lutheran Stab bath School and Union Bible Class of Rockwood, Fa. Where , an all-wise Providence ia liis iafLoira Va".;.; iis rrii fc .i.-ith Erbsr tuilf :'!, a:ttst 3-t. nr.'.'C i srt tf t 5. 1'.hor.i ?ir. . cheol ""' v -f ,v l"ri"n f'Mi t "ia, of w h m nothing but what is no ble nd t hr!t:in lik in the highest sense can be remem'oert d. TtiEKmrofut, be it Il-f J..y,J, that in his death we have lost an efficient teacher who for years past was known to be a zealous and exempla ry man in the cause of Christ, and while we bow submissively to the Divine will, we have the assuraat that oar loss is his eternal gain. 7. - i.-ct. That we earnestly extend our heart-felt syaipathy to the bereaved wife, commending her to God who has prom ised to be a comforter to the widows and we pray that the Lord may comfort her heart in this great attliction and sustain her with that glorious hope of meeting beyond. A' ". (. , That a ropy of these resolu tions be presented to the widow, a copy spread on the minutes of the SiVoath -hool aud a copy published in the Lu theran Carter and county papers. I- II. Woitn, Mc A. Ev.t, S.A.Kendall, Ida S4 imff, Fi.ff.A Will, Hakv tv Fx . k, Joint Committee. School Report. Tae following is the report of thj Seulltcn, Upper Turkeyfoot township, school, for the first month ending Fri day, Oct. -M'.h, Is J !. Whole number present vluriog montbt Boys - 21 Average attendance, 1. Girls H " 1. Total . CO Per cent, of attendance t Bovs - - ss Girls - - ', Total . I 17 1 Nnmloer present every day, - - -" of visits, ------- T!ie school is thoroughly graded on the pian of the "Course of Study" by Supt. Berkey, and this, together with free text-books, causes everything lt move like el k work, f-ilitaiing the woik of teachers and insuring rapid ad vancement on the part of the pupils. Directors and patrons are cordially in vited to visit the se' ool. Jouv F. Bakhov, Teacher. Programme. Following is the programme for a local institute to be held at the Harmon School House, iu Allegheny township, . Nov. 4th, 1 v.; t 1. Teaching patriotinii 1" E. Barclay. Ho w to interest pupils iu the SiuJy of physiology I. O. Miller. 3. Teaching history-Miss Maggie Suhre. 4. Language work in primary grade C, H. Hartge. 5. S thool room discipline C. N. Wer ner. t. Teaching reading Miss Nellie Ii' toads. T. Recitation Mls3 Clara Shoemaker. S. The teacher on the play ground A. J. Hillegas. '..Teaching wilting Miss Nora Hn- gieka. The programme will ! intersperse.! with muttic an 1 ipieries. A cjrdial invi tation is extended to all persons interest ed in education. Institute ojiens at I o'clock P. M. Com. Following is the programme for a local institute to be held at the Humbert school hoUie, in I'.la. k township, Nov. is, l.s:i.;. 1. Address Mis, Ruharaa Critchtield. If. Modern Tt her Wm. Toej-un. 3. R-citation Miss Annie Pyle. 4. Institutes Mr. E. H. Miller. R--s. 1. HistoryMiss E unta Flke. Teachers qualiiicatit -n Miss Ware. 3. A Talk Mrs. R ibam.i Critchlield. 4. Addresses by Directors. .". A Song by Choir. Referred li lestion Should education be compulsory. Atlir. Mis. Critchfield ami M'u Wa.e. Negx-Mr. E. II. Mi'.l. r and Miss Mil ler. What To Say. Wheaevei you bear a dairy firiuer eoajplaiaiag f ill la k aa 1 a Ia:k of prorit, fake otr yoar hat, wherein yon have of course pasted the following, from John Go ill's al Irens to! the agricultural students of Ohio university, au l read it to bitu t To obtain s'i.:e..! reiilts ia th lut'ire we niu-t find out whtther we aie be'ng injured so mat h by comoetitiou by oar oa failure to co-uprehea 1 an 1 path to its limit the pro) 1 live tpii'ity ofoor dairies." O ie word more. Tell him that theTe Wnola single iui.-e of s dairy farn er who has unhi progressive suoeess of his work, w ho has not tu-ncl that Tery searchlight on himself ,at Gould s eak of. II rtrC Dlir-f lt til. Ntth9 First Yima, A to hundred pound old lady the other morning enter. 1 . West EaJ street car, and foan 1 it full. Hanging by a strap, she cast black locks at an inof fensive, but ungailant mile beauty, who sat sucking the hew 1 of his cane. A su Idea lurch of the car thfew th lady up. a hitn with g.eat trci. "I say, d ja't yon kno." extlaim.l the yoith, "yoa ire crtuhcl my foot to jelly!" "It's not the first ti:n Eve made calf's f.iot jelly," was the answer. An I ail the ot oer p-ip!o grinned and were glad because it had not happened to them. A Very Sling 3oy. A I Vtroit boy oscS slang, and his fath er doesn't like it. TLe other day the boy was talking. "You say," interrupted the father, that Jon4-i was fired T "Yes, sir." "Don't yon mean discharged V "Yes, sir." "Then why not say so. A gun is fire-1 ; not a man." "Well," said the boy, stamped Cor a moment, ' Jones wait a son of a t,un ; I heard the old man say so," and the . '(.til th er retired in mortification. Bucklen a Arnica Sav. The best Salve ia the wt!.l for Cata. Braises, Sores, Ulcer,.. k, Jlheum, Fever Sons, Tetter, Chapped Haada, Chil blains, Corn, and ail Skin Eruptions and positively cores Piles, or ao pay re quired. It is guaranteed to give perfect sat ttion, or money refoaded. Prie li cenU per box. For sale by J. S. Sny der. There are lots of people who mix their religion with basineas, bat forget to tir it op welL Am a reealt the bam arse la ta, ably rise ta the top. n