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TZTil:lLS ASD hTTRuEOlf J ntnaaeiir In SoBsurset far tie i o: ;.-v.iCTA.uo omoe en Main afreet. J. s. M-IILLE a. a tottie prwTTtioii c . -A2--td kA'.!a.-tor;. ."S:ce tn ue " - i - ac A u. Kn, earner Oils! Oils! o -' r ; j- lrief ac Ui ;--T;ra:ingi Lubricating Oils tarhth and Gasoline, ODUCT Ot PETROLEUM. -TKia the at uitfirmlj Satisfactory Oils THE -nerican Market, Wie fci 5t.fr rrt aad TldnUj 'OK EFBTT" Aim oo ARrr, Fa. a-r., 'SrC JO? PRUNING SPECIALTY. HABKY M. BENSHOFF. UKFACTURIKQ STAT! OXER AM) BLiX BOOK MAKER. HANNM BLOCK. JOHNSTOWN. "PA. P j H T n Tbat I e!! tbf follow. w A U i - - - " -' . .) - C . " " " " t " --t;rliwiiii:!li Calitjraia t. "J rr '!Jr i10 ! r-j- rj, ." ""' f 'iaret. Hjntiru e!jrrT J"- d'ifi-et i-ftporiAi.ou u k.av. t"Ai2.A. At lt tfM 6?- n rr-f wa"- -(- ai Fr.cc List. MJ J; l, t auroowl to. o axira cbATge p A- ANDRIESSEN, ifISt, - ALLEGHENY. PA, r 1 311 VOL. XLL NO. -THE-FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF- Somerset, Penn'a. -o- CAPITAL $50,000. $10.OOO. SURPLUS BCPCSITS ftCCCIVCDIN LARGE A N D SMALL AMOUNTS. PAYABLE ON OEM AW D. ACCOUNTS OF MCRCMANTS FARMERS. STOCK DEALERS, AND OTHERS SOLICITED -DISCOUNTS DAILY. BOARD OF DIRECTORS : LaRce M. Hicka. "W. H. Miu-rx, Jambi L. Pcgh, Chaa. H. FlKBLB, Joex E. Scctt, Gxo. R. Sctxl, Fill W. Biseckks. Edward Scnx, : : Vale.vtin Hat. : : IIabvey M. Bekclev, : : : Pre-idest Vice Peamidest : : : Cashixk. TLe fcn-ls ahJ eecariiiee of this bank Are securely protected in celebrated Cor hse Burglar-proof bafe. The onlj ife Samersst County National Bank Of Somerset, Pa. Established, 1877. 0-fir.lztd a t Kiiissa:, 1830. -o. CAPITAL $50,000. Cha. J. Han-ion, Pres't Wm. H. Koontz, Vice Pres't. Milton J. Pritts, Cashier. Dirctors: RajeT FnTfler, Wm Ft(!t. J.na -pVr r.t, Joiia M. iok, J. job E. eiivder J'.'ha st Juavpb a i.TiA. HArrjxa; rv0-T, Jeruoie etuA, N OAha. ilii.er, Saui. B. E.t.& CrmntEen l tbi Biik wiii rw-riTe the mt libenu trrattneut txU-MM-nt wnb Afe bix.Uf - iAru( .MtiS to M-sd mtK T or wti can & ArtotciD-iAirO lioait f-r ai:t Amor.nl .Liet And TAmardta (ci:rf by uat of Dle-t-U Ccle orated ?aica itb mo Approred time kx . i.vi! ei-R riAde la aJ part of the CiJted &iau. i iiArfree mod-rie. Aceottcu Aud Ixwuu aoUcted. n ar5-tai IflBUT TITLE AIB TSIST CO. 121 4 120 Fourth Ave., PITTSBURGH, PA. C:jM - - .$1,003,030. Undivided Profits 1250,000. Arts as Executor. Guarll.in, A-lirEee anJ Ee-ivtr. Wil!s rx.elpte-1 Or an-1 Leli fre cf charge. Ea:ne cf ri'ienis an l non-KTi-Uxt carefully atten leJ to. J01IN" B. JACKSON, - PreaiJeat. JAMES J. IOSXELL, Vice Pres-Jent FRANKLIN" BROWN, Secn-tJi.r. JAS. C CHAI'LIN, Tr-usurtr. FANCY WORK, Some Uieat IUrfaIa$Li IRISH POINT LUNCH AND TRAY CLOTHS Bjught Mow cost of transportation He are eeliinz at preat b-arjra:ns white an-1 colorej Bediur.l Cc.rd Table Cot fr, etatuped ready for workic?. ;np exl Canton Flannel Table and Cush ion Covers, bicped Pinh Cuion Covem, Barjfarran Art Cloth Table and Cushion tV.vers, all stamped with Newest iH-gin ; llem-rtiUlie.J Hot Einiit and 111 Napkins. A new and larjw line of hem-stitched Tray and Carving Cloths from OOcU op. Sum p Hem -stitched Scarf from 3"cts OD. Table Covers from 50 eta. c p. A fsll line of Fiarared INDIA SILKS, All New ratterci ard Colorir.gs. Al, Figured Plush, 21 and 33 inches wide, in heantiful Colors and les:frrs. Art Svalin tv iares f.r the Ctrai CoTers and Custkn Covtra. "VabarL settin, 6 inches wide, 50 r per i r-k. fclae. Olive and Yi'low, TH,-, NEW THING lor Drapr-? iianties and Iax'TS. a-xi Lt lraing Over Irperie. A new iine of H-d-reMs. tnvn iV; op. Vit onr Table Lir.n. Towel. Sapk-.ns, Vaslin. Siieeting and Linen IVpar.ment, by all means. 41 1111H AIF. Ji 'tUrit.Ta. WANTFD Fcrmra.Cerks,Me VVftl' I"1' che rites la enRge with ns at ocoe. Ify sn ei a hostler can Ciaie at Irssst per tajooih. Now Is the time lo :art in on IaII aaUes. EU-gant outfit free. Ad dress ALLEX JTCT-SERY CO.. . HORNE MRU e 18 ifra. J. y. Au&lienbaugli Of Ettrs. Pa. Blood Poisoning Intense Suffering II Years. Uood'a HeaUd the Sore in Seven ITwk A Perfect Cure. 1 xrLi recooiirend Flood Sonaparlla as Crtiiss. It ti-i proved 1:$ rccriu to tii. T:ve year ro ajytiifb was p:cklnz rasp trrr.e5 i!ie s .r itemed herself on a trier, L.joc:.J Irom l.fi soon diTelofd li..oa tTT t ie v,rf. I ctwr-B hr kne aad aiikie. Not m i'.nti:n!:iT 3,1 did Uit it. II ronui.iird dt eh trauf ii-r ri- vrn luup yari. V e trird lut-tl. t-i on e! ry -ij'. wiift do fCni. Aot;t a jr-iT?o he r'ad oi Hood's Sirii ariila juid c fU'-lao'-d u try it Iifrsril. and hti Lkin? t!,e L.i: ootJe she :It betirr auu cusitiue-J it Hood's Cures until today fhe Is entirely well and better than ever. Tlie sore was had np la scTen w ei k. Hr EnriM? perfe-t'y noTtnl. W tttrnnt-br e tre estwly to liond' Kiraparilia.' Jacob lv. At -ttM A vca. E.ta-. Y.-ira Co.. Fa. Hood's PiliS cure a;! liver li's, L::ioas. as Jaundice, iBdiMSoji, S-k H" isx-h"!. & R YOU SAVE MONEY on these DRY GOODS itrr.s inJeed. win to the LES PRI CL id-a that prevaiU at tbene btores, we are coulident mere is uile a aavini? for yc,a en evrry vard of l'rr Ooous of any kind whk-ti you 6end aj your order fr. A luie cf ::2 inth CHEVRONS, wool filling, 15 cent, inch WHIP CORDS, 50c. 00 Inch WOOL SERGES, 75c. 52 iach SCOTCH SERGES, $H1 a yard. All above in fall lice of spring colorings. 10 pie-e3 ne5t 'la'ity Imported Wool Cachimere, all ore color a datk, bottle-green 15 inches wide, (12 Cent a Tar 4. Green is the color this season and you save j-ost M-'i centa on every yard of this Cdshttien it is the dollar qiality. Very Luye sale of fiae French Organdy Lawns, both lihtand dark grounds ;n great va riety of artistic printing. 31 inch goods 15 Cents a Yard It raay seem early for Iawds, but this quality never sell leas than 2" cents. And there are many other money -saving itents we can tell you abont. If in terested, write oar Mail Order Depart ment for sample. Boggs & Buhl, 115, 117, 119 anl 121 Ftl-ml &rt, ALLEGE XV Y,Pn. A. H. HUSTON, Undertaker and EmbaJmer. xV GOOD HEVRSE and everything pertA:Bnr to fuserals fnraihed on short notice. Sfloth Tsrkrfot Street. SsfBerwt, Psai'i t-iS CURTIS K. GROVE, SOMERSET,' PA. BUGGIES, BLEGHS, CAEilAGES, BPBIX5 WAGOX3, BCCK WAGOXB. AJTD EaPTZR ASD WESTERN WOBX romiAbed en Sban Soticsk P&intirxg Done o?. Short Time. My vork ts msu!e out M 7VrwrVy rwiaans? Wood, asd the Bit frrm ami ttrn. nibHaiitially Cr-nstrcctcd. NUt Finished, AOd arraated to pre Sa'tifaninn, Inplcy C1I7 First Clas Toiaes. aVpairlne of AS Kinds is Kr Use IVme am bkort Xoura. Ptvm EiAjONABL-E, And aAU Work Warrantd Call and Ex Amine my iwk, aad Lean Pikes I do Wasnn-work. aad furnish 8etrs) tar Wlad imia KesaesBber tbe place and call tn. CUETIS K. GEOVE, (bat of OBOrt Bocsa) SOMKSfaT. FA. W. S. le'J i Cz. Jl Wood St, Fittobarf. PMOTOGWaPMIC SOPPtlCS. iew Cameras, Ietect1 ve CAmeras. and the Fa- moua Kodak, la ren MytM. iNrnd for (.sla lurue free I US I ' .'V ' 1 omer SOMERSET, PA., WEDNESDAY, CLEAR THE WAY. There a w.g about ! . come. Clear tbe ay '. la the world Faatifcja-dom, tbey y . Ekirtt hve been wum ciow ai:d ft ; Kut we"li haveno ukc f that ; Ob. tt'k criooline they'- au Oear the way. Build the street car? good and He. Clrmr the way '. E n l.tea ifee men nnui'te Hare to stay : And tbey'U mace a drealful ftk, Jiut beec witLin a 'btu Taere Is aly n a f.)t us. iTlear tbe a ay .' Harried me m Uh m lvt- to dress Bills lo iyi Are the picture of dKres Tor th?y ay Tbat U certainly will take Jii4 as much aaio to mAke Irtssa of the proper shape. Clear the way ! RuSe g front hem to waist, Ciear the way ! Ja-t to rait the wearer's taste F' i:ti lay. MercbAiiU wear a rie&Jish jna C er the custom they will w in When the crinoline comes in. Clear the way : HELPING A BASHFUL LOVER. ' Letty, what's the matter with yoa and Tom Powell that yoa don't seem to get a!on very well together?" AfcuiftUush passed over Letty liar per's sweet face, and she tried to conceal it by stooping for another handful of peas from the basket beside her. "What do yoa mean. Aunt Martha ''Why. I mean that when I was here last summer I knew tbat yoa and Tom ked each other and ever tince then I've Wen expecting to be sent for to help with a wedding." And Aunt Martha looked at her niece and gave concern in her kindly eyes. "There isn't goin? to be any wedding," Letty answered, sharply, with a suspi cious little choke in her voice. "And whose fault is that, Letty? I'd ba sorry to think that yoa mean to throw Tom over, fjr I can see thut he likes you still, though you don't treat him very kindly, I must say." "If he likes me, w by don't he say so ?" the girlanswered paiionately, and with tears starting in her eyes. "Oh 7 said Aunt Martha, softly, to her self, "3 that's the trouble, is it 7" And then, after a moment's silence she resumed : "I re.-kun it's mostly yoar fault, Letty ; yoa don't encourage him enough." "Enc-jurage him? Yoa don't think. Aunt Martha, tbat I would try to make a man atk me to ma cry hiui when he hasn't the will or courage to do it him self? I would die first." "Non9ecie, child ! As to courage, Tom Powell showed he was no coward when he saved old Peter Miles from that mad ball, when all the rest were afraid to go niii'i it, bat he's bashful about women. As my husband used to say after we were married: 'It's a trying thing for a shy man tj tell a woman that he lover her and ask her to marry him.' And Tom's just putting it off because he kon't knjw how." "Weil, he need n t worry about it, so far as I am concerned," said Letty, with a b: ms of her head. "Here he has been coming to the house for a whole year and keeping other young men away, and and next Thursday I'll be twenty-one years old. If he expects me to wait for him till I'm an old maid he's mistaken, and I mean to let him know it. There's Will Samers and" "Hash!" interrupted Aunt Martha as her quick ear caught the sound of a man' footsteps upon the porch. And the next moment a tall gouk-look-ing young man, with a driving whip in his hand, presented himself at the door of the cool, open hall in which the two women were seated. "May I come in?" he said pleasantly looking from Letty to Aunt Martha, and back again at Letty. "Ye, if you've a mind to," the latter answered, moving the basket out of the way and scarcely glancing at him. "I was going by and thought I'd stop and see bow yoa ail were," he said, half apologtticaliy, "and ask if I could do any thing for yoa down at Sharpsville. Or maybe so ie of yoa would like to ride down there for a bit of shopping? I've got my new spring wagon along, and not much to bring in it." "Thank yoa 7 said Letty. "But moth er's busy, and I've no time to be driving about in the morning. Maybe Aunt Martha w ould like to go." "Well, I don't know but what I might, replied the old lady, thoughtfully. "I would like to see my old schoolmate, Bet sy Leadbetter, now that she's a cripple And I know that your mother wants one or two little things that lean bring from town. So if yoa can wait just five min utes, Thomas, I'll be ready by that time," "Oh, don't be in a harry, Mrs. Bradley 1 I don't mind waiting an hour to accom modate you, and I r.ever knew a woman yet who could get ready to go away in five minutes," said Tom laughingly. So Aunt Martha went upstairs and through the open door of the room she could hear w hat was going on in the hall below. "I wonder if yoa can affjrd to waste an hoar's time, Tom T said Letty, grave ly. "Well, 111 put it tDSome account if yoall let me." And he seated himself in Aunt Martha's vacant chair, with the big basket between himself and Letty, though rather awk wardly. "If we depend upon yoa," said Miss Harper, laughing, "we should hare no peas ready for dinner to-day." "Oh, this is woman's work ! I guess I coald beat yoa at corn hacking." Then came a silence, broken only by the rattling of tbe shiny green balls in the bright tin pan. "Do yoa know, Tern," Letty said slow ly, "that Thursday will be my birthday: I shall be twenty-one that day." "Yoa don't look it," he said, glancing admiringly at the pretty face asd slender girlish fignre. "Bat I feel iL Good gracious! I'm almost an old maid, and I believe that I'm going to be one." "Then it will be yoar own fault. You have had more beaax than any other girl in the neighborhood," said Tom, evi dently intending to get gallant. Letty flashed cp. "I kiow it," she said, with a spirit, "and I've been a great goose to wait so long." set ESTABLISHED 1837. He looked np sharply, and in his turn changed color. "I don't know what yoa mean by that, Let:y." "I mean what I say," she answered, lightly. "If I had any sense I would have been married long ago, like Susie and Cousin Roea. And I don't mean to wait until I grow rid and gray-h sired. When my birthday conies around again I won't be Letty Harper." "Who will you be?" inquired Tom, gloomily. "I don't know yet. I'm only waiting for the right man to come." "Well, I hope youll get one to suit yon," he replied, tearing open a pea pod with such violence that all the little green bails went racing about the floor. Aunt Martha shock her head as she tied her bonnet strings before the glass. "Dear, dear! those pxr children will never come to en anderstanling. It's wonderful bow stupid some otherwise smart men caa be when it comes to court ing. SoDiebody'll have to help 'em, or it will be otf soon, and that would be a pity.' When she came down stairs it was ev ident that the cloud had by no mean cleared awar. Tom assisted her gravely into the wagon, and for some moments thf y rode in silence. Then he remarked with a tinge of bit terness. "Letty don't seem to be in a very good humor to-day." "Ob, yoa mustn't take ber at what she says. It's often the way with girls to sav and do what they don't mean," said Annt Martha, soothingly. "That is just what puzzles me. I never know how to take any of them part icu larly Letty. Sometimes I coald almost think she hatts me lr -m the way she goes on." "Yoa masn't talk that way, Tom; I know she likes yoa, only she don't show it." "Well, I'll wait till she doej show it," he returned, doed' Aunt Martha shook her head a 43 in with a sigh. How could this faint-hearted lover ever be made to understand ? "I ought to tell you," she said, as they drove op the principal street of the little town, "why I particularly wanted to come to-day. Thursday that's the day after to-morrow will be Letty's birth d.iy. I wanted to choose her a little birthday gift." "That's a good idea. I I'd like to do ! the same myself if I thought she'd take a present from me." "Ob, I am sure she'd be mightily pleas ed at your remembering her." And encouraged by the assurance he accompanied the p"d 'ady into the chief emporium, where she explained their er rand to the sleek-haired clerk ia a gor geous necktie, who presided behind ti e counter. "How would a pretty dress do, mam ma?" he said, insinuatingly. "And fr the gentleman, a handsome album or a pices of jewelry? .We've g-'t'ern of ail kind-jearringi. bracelet aai fif.gjrlringi with genuine sets, and at very low prices lrom a dollar np." "Bother the price!" Tom exclaimed, as the young man set before him a velvet lined tray, glittering with sets of every hue of the rainbow. "Give me tbe best and prettiest ring of the loL" And then they fell to examining rings and Tom admired an emerald one, while A ant Martha looked curiously at another the design cf which Was two clasped hands, set with a heart-haped ruby. "Which would Lttr like best, Mrs. ., , . . I 1 ' " I side by side. "Well, I think this oae, Thomas. I know that ruby is her favorite color ; and I've heard that green's unlucky," And Annt Martha's eyes shone with a carious light, which Tom tlid not per ceive. So the raby ring was choen, and the sleek-haired young man grinned to him self as he turned awar to do it np in a neat little parcel. "Why they always fancy that I don't know," be thought. When Thursday came Torn Powell rode over to congratulate Letty opon her birth day and wish her many happy returns. She received him very sweetly, and the yoong man's heart grew cheery and hopeful, until be perceived there was no ruby ring npon her band. To spare himself the embarrassment he had begged Mrs. Bradley to present his gift to Letty in bis name, and she 1 had promised to do so. Coald she have forgotten ? Bat Letty relieved hint by saying im mediately as she produced the little box containing the ring: "Oh, Tom, I was so much obliged to yea for yoar beauti ful present the prettiest ring I ever saw.' "Then why don't yoa wear it?- he in quire d. She looked embarrassed. "Why, yoa Be"," casting down her eyes, "there was some mistake about it : it isn't exactly what I ought to wear." "I don't see why," he answered, "if yoa like the ring. "Yes, I think it's lovely ; but you see" still more embarrassed "yoa didn't mean, Tom, to give me an engagement ring?" "An engagement ring!"" "Yes, the design is intended expressly for an engagement. Aad yoa know it wou'dn.t be proper for me to wear each a ring when I'm t.ot engaged." He made no reply. "Yoa'l have to change it Tom, I guess ; bat it's so pretty that I hate to give it np" A sadden light came into Tom's eyes and his face flushed almost as deep a red s the ruby npon which Letty was su ing. "What necessity is therefor changing it, Letty? Can't yoa keep it and wear it as it ia?" "But, Tom, everybody would be asking me if I'm engaged, and what could I tell them?" "Tell them yes ; tell them you are en gaged, and to me, won't you, Letty?" His voice trembled a little, and be sat 4 breathlessly awaiting ber answer. It came softly. "Yes, Tom." And when Annt Man ha saw them together, ball an hoar afterward, she mil led with an expression of relief. tt rr F. 17, 1893. "I was mightily afraid tbat Letty wouldn't carry it out as I told her, but I ft-el it's ail right now. Somebody had to help 'em or they'd never come to an cnJerst anting." The Independent Style. A newspaper man from the west visit ed New York on one occasion andcalltd on a great editor there, with whom he had some correspondence. He called to pay his respects moft'y, but he was after a job if he eonld got one. lie sent in his car 1 afvr the custom in New York, and in a minute or two the boy returned. "What is your oiness ?" a-ked the boy. "No business ; pleasure ; he wrote on the card, and the boy took it in an l cam back. lie wants to know your business or pleasure," said the boy. Ti pay ruy respects," the vitor wrote and sent it in. "Call at the counting room to pay any thing," came back the answer. "Thanks," he wrote. "The amount is so small that it will nut ju.-:ify me in stepping." The boy took it in, and the visitor started otf in no very pleasant frame of mind. "Here," said the great editor appear ing at the door of his den, "come here." The visitor changed bus course. ' I'll meet you haif way," he said, stop ping at about that distance. The grvat editor came forward and took hiuj Ly the hand. '"Come in," he said grimly. "Come in and sit down. I like vour style." "I don't like youis," responded the visitor fraakly, as he sat down. "Some do," said the great editor, with a smile. "Perhaps they do, but it ia an ai aired taste. The great editor seemed to enjoy it., a:ue of the acquired things of life are very excellent," he ventured. "Yes, my services oa this paper, for in stance," said the visitor, piump'y, a:; 1 after ba'fan hoar's furtlier Ulk we s ect aay with a commission to do some work preparatory to a regular sit on the 8L Kindness is Catching. A newsboy took the Sixth Avenue Kl evated Kiilrbad car at Park Place, New York, at noon on Thanksgiving day, and sailing into one of the cross seats fell aiee;. At Grand Street two yoong women got on, an-1 t'ok seats opposite to the lad. II ,s feet were bare an 1 his hat hail fallen off. Presently the yourg girl leaned over an-1 placed her rnuJ nn ut-r the Lttle fellow's dirty cheek. An old gentleman ia the next seat smiled at the act, and wilhuut saying anything, held out a quarter with a cod toward ti.e boy. The girl heviuted a moment, and then reached for it. The next man just as silently oiTered a dime, a woman across the aisle held out some pennies, and, before she knew it, the girl with flaming cheeks had taken money from every pienger in that end of the car. She quieily slid the amount into the sleeping lad's pocket, removed her mutf gently from under ha head without rousing him, and got cif at Twenty-third street, nodding to all the passengers in a pretty littie inclination of the hea 1 that seemed full of thanks ar.d common secret. This rebukes Icgeroirs sneer that if he had been God he wou'd have good things catching. They a:e catching, aad xl maid the m so. Something Setter. "ere comes cit r-imca, cried ten .ft .'.,-- n . I 'at is, as be and his schoolmates nj-t an gd grocer, who having no horse was obliged to deliver his groceries himself. 'The old fellow is carrying a bag of be:ins somewhere.' cried Fred Brown. Ixk ! look! he has spilled half of them, and they are all getting a good wetting inthepao. Hal ha! What fan! Do s-e the old man try to pick them up. He's about as blind as a mole, too." Iet us give the bag another sbke,' lauehed Bob Masgs, 'and set the rest of the beans a flying.' b, no,' cried Sammie Beer?, 'let's do something better than that. Let's rcn and help him pick cp the beans. He isn't to blame for being old and blind.' 'Course he isn't,' cried Ben. 'Who said he was ? let s Lfc.p him load np that bag again. Then the boys told the grocer w hat , they meant to do. They began their I task at once, and in a few moments had returned the greater part of the beans to the bag. A True Article. An exchange says : None are satiifu d. One man is straggling to get justu-e, some other is flying from it. Oae man is saving to build a home, another is try ing to sell his building for less than it cost, to get rid of it. Oae man is spend ing all the money he earns in taking a girl to the the theatre, in hopes of event ually making her his wife, while his neighbor is spending all the gold he has to get a divorce. The eastern man wants to go west and the western man wants to go east. The farmer wants to go into the city and the city man wants to go into the country. The man in traie wants lo get ort and every body not in trade wan's to be. The old want to be young and the young want to be old , and so it goes. Guaranteed Cure. We authorize our advertised druggist to sell Dr. King's New Discovery for Con sumption, Cocghs and C0I1L5, npon this condition: If you are alflicted with a cough, cold, or any lung, throat or chest trouble, and will use this remedy as di rected, giving it a fair trial, and experi ence no benefit, yoa may return the bot tle aad have your money refundee. We could not make this orfer did we not know that Dr. King's -ew Ditcovery could be relied on. It never disappoints. Trial bottles free at J. N. Snyder's drag store; large siza 50o- and f L Paris looks like the capital of a world wide empire. London looks like a shapeless, neglected sutouib, allowed to grow n;- by accident, anyhow. And that's just the plain truth of it. Tis a fortuitous concoarse of haphazard he us es. WtttminttT itVnVsr. eraloL Industries of the States. Alabama racks fourth in cotton. Arizona ranks at cond in silver. California ranks rirst in bailey, grape culture, gold and quicksilver. Colorado ranks first in silver. Connecticut ranks Erst in clocks. I'eleware is away up in peaches. Itaketa is the linest wheat growing Mate. Florida ranks third in sugar and mo la. Georgia ranks second in r'af and po tatoes. Indiana ranks second in wheat. Illinois ranks lir-t in oats, me:it j-ack-ing, lumber trsll'ic, mail and distilled li quors, and miies of railroad. Iowa ranks first ia average intelligence of populaton, first i a production of corn, an-1 firt in number of swine. Idaho ranks sixth in gold and silver. Kansas ranks fifth in cattle, corn and rye. Kentucky racks first ia tobacco and his a world wide rejetation for thor ough bred horses anl cattle. Louisiana ranks ur$l in sugar and mo les sea. Maine ranks first in ship building, slate and granite quarries, lumbering an l fish ing. Maryland ranks fourth in coal. Massachusetts ranks first in cotton, woolen and worsted fcoo-'s, and in cod and mackerel fisheries. Michigan ranknrt in copper, lumber and salt. Minnesota rat is fourth in wheat and bir'ey. Mississippi ranks second ia cotton. M:iouri ranks first ia mules. Montana ranks fifth in silver and gold. New Mexico's grazing facilities can't be beat. Neltaska has abundant crops of rye, b-ickwhest, barley, flax and hemp. Neva-la ranks second in gold. New Hampshire ranks third in the mnuuetare cf cotton goods. j New Jersey ranks tlrt in fertilizing mirl, zinc and silk goods. New York mnks 11 rst in the value of manufactures, sop, printing, publish - ing. hops, hay, potatoes, butk wheat and 1 milch cows. North Carolina ranks first in tar and t ir;-nt:ne. Oi. .io ranks fir-t in agricultural imple- tsand wool. Oresroo takes the palm for cattle rais- Pes nsylvania ranks first ia rye, iron, S'eei, petroieaai and coal. Ith'ode Island excels proportionately ii manufactures. outh Carolina ranks first in phosphates Tennessee ranks second :a peanuts. Texas ranks first in cattie and cotton. Utah ranks third in silver. Vermont ranks fourth in '-ofiper. Virginia ranks first in peanuts. Wet Virginia ranas fif.h ia salt and coal. Wisconsin ranks second in hops. Qjear Thing3 People Believe. 1 Ilere are some of the superstitions which arett.ll bellevr-1 by tlioMsan U in one part of the country or another. That crystal is congealed ice. Taat elephants have no j ia's. That the sun dances oa taster day. That a dead man weighs more than .wi.ea he is alive. That a ki her suspenuel by the beak ind.cates the direction of the wind. That a diamond issofteael or broken by e -at's bloo. That a man h is one less rib than a wo- mm. That the tenth w ave at sea is the great- eitand most dar.geroas. That parslane in a bd prevents vis- ions. That a coiha nail oa the threshold of a chamber keeps away phantoms. Taat a tread on moonwart loosens horse's shoes. That rue prevents witchcraft. That a bay leaf is a preservative against thunder. That a handful of smart ca.i-es a horse to cirry his rider easily if put aaier the saddle. That docks boiled with toughest meat would make it tender. That if it rains on Swithin's day it, will rain more or !e-a for forty succeed ing da vs. Tbat when one of a famliy die?, the ' the bees will undergo siiie calamity if 1 not informel cf the death . ! That some remedies ought to be ap- i plied three, seven or nine times. That the seventh son of a seventh son j is a genius, or that h-s tun heal scrofulous i persons by the touch. That the head of a malefactor exposed oa the highway renders the person be- : aa I from the first application I was re fore whom it is held anable to move if j lieved. The sense of smell, which had it is properly prepared. j been lost, was rsstorel after using one That sheep ehould be shorn and pigs ; bottle. I have found the I'.alai tbe only k lied when the moon is at its fulh j satislactory remedy for catarrh, and it That peas and beans should be sown j has arJected a cure in my case. II. I when it is cn the wane. j M--yer, Waverly, N. Y. That an artery goes from the wedding j finder to the heart- ) He Came Wiibcut Calling. ''Hello, That spirits are detected by candles j little boy ! What is your name 7" burning with a bluish TghL j That a piece of tallow near the flame ' b.Ho'sen's death to one of the fa-uily. j That the howling of dogs portends a i death. j That to kill a spider or to kill a snake ! is unlucky. j Yhe House Doctor. Fever blisters, when they are allowed ! to develop, are very painful and most dis- ' figuring, and yet they can ea:.y be cur- ed in the beginning by keeping a ball of j saltpeter on band, and at their first ap pearance moistening the ball with water anJ rubbing it on the spot. Hot water is g od for sprains. Claw oysters are good for hoarseness. Turpentine is good for lockjaw. 4 Ea eggs are good for a cut. Salt water is good for falling hair. Quicklime in water is good for poison. Tar on sugar is good for weak lungs. Hot lemonade is good for colds. Sugar moistened with vinegar k good for hiccough. Hot milk is good as a stimulant. Milk paddings and stewed fruit are good for bilious dyspepsia. When glvlcg medicine to a baby, bold the point of the spoon against the roof of the month ; it will then be almost im possible for the child to choke or eject the Said. o WHOLE NO. 2181. Dick. " Clear oat, yoa little darky !" " H.aie w::h yoa. We don't want yoa 1" Dick Tharston made no reply, but, swinging a pair of skates high ia the air, he burst into a perfect rouUle of melo dy. Ills one weapon of defense was irre sistible; and whether he thrilled like the birds of the forest or sang the quaint old Negro songs his father taught Liui, the village boys were silenced when he chie to have it v. As soon as the skates were strapped, the river, with its sparkling icy coat, was a teeueof delight to the eye. Suddenly, when tbe jollification seem ed at its height, little Dick, after a pi rouette no other boy dared attempt, struck out tor shore. " What's the matter, Dick? Where are yoa going?" " Ooin' home to get a lickia, an' I must ran.'" " W hat for r "What do yoa mean?' cried one and another. ""Cause mammy sai 1 if I went on the ice before she said so, she'd w hip me; an' she alius says, ' w hen y-.u got a hard tiling to do, D.ck, do it quick and have it over ;' so I'm goin' to cut and have it." " Harrah for Dick '." cried one of the jolhest of the crowd. "If you've got a ha'eful nld thing to do, why do iL I'm gjing home to split the kindlings." "There'll be a splendid moon to-cight and 1 11 be back," he called to those he left behind. Fred Dacfirth locked at Tom and Tom looked at him. "Xhit miserable Utile imy 1" muttered one : and then they both lathed rather faintly, but they palled olf their skates. A soon as they reached home one went at that horrid composition, that was uu ally dreaded and postpone! til! it became a veritable nightmare ; while the other. who always studied his algebra last, be- j cause 'tiasa'i any use anyway, and he j dlJn t see w hy a person need leara it. ; wa.J, us he told his mother, " hard at it, j to have it over like Disk's lickin'." Mrs. Dan forth, who had ofien told her ?ca to "have nothing to do with that low- Lved colored hov who brought home their lanndr.ed clothes," was not only ; amazed at the unusual spectacle, but she . herse.f could not but think of dreaded datie. and in a Uw m nates was at the do or of a LedridJcn , omaa, on whom j she hal said she wou.d never call except 1 for decency's sake. j The visit was soon followed by a pre - i vious one, aad was so totallr unexpected j that the sometimes neglected oil lady wasaloiort amiable, instead of her usual ; swered until a lltt.e Iriih boy at the bot exasrating mood. ' torn of the class hell up his hand. "Weil, Thr! girls who were skating but it ! sir, hat must aboy do to go to Heaven ?" would be quite impossible tote'! you ail I said the teacher, "il ryust die," an aboat it ia this little space. Besides the 1 saered Patsy. r u r,,t vt lint if 1 the alvice of Dick's " mainmy," you may be sure yoa wiil make the world better aad brighter f r having lived ia it. The aenge woman doesn't s'et-p j enough, and that is why she finds her- i se'f crow in? fretful and irritable, a crev to nervous dior Jers. The increase of thes- troubles of the nerves ia positively a'ariicg, an J it is a trouble, anl cot an imaginary one, as sme persons lik? to believe. The alleviation i ia man 1 canes ia i.;e srers own nans, aa-l i the other women who as yet have cot ! su-"cu:nbed may prefect the disease by J sio.r !y uking more s!eep j A woman will p'.eal that she h&sn't ' time to lie down f.r a few minutes in the j daytime, and siie wid infringe npon the j ho'irs of the eight, which should beenec j to sv-nnd, healthy, needed sleep, 'n order j to tinish some piece of woik which could ; as Weil be completed on the morrow, j She w iil rtsh and hurry all d.iy loi . j and t:.c. when th !ycseholJ is all I Sn-be-J in slux'.er at night, she will sit ; np to read the daily paper, thinking she ! wi!l not have to pay for the time she is j stealing from the he.ilthgivlng sleep that i comes before midalght. j A physician, who is a specialist in ner- vous disorders, says that women should j sleep at least nice hours at night and ; one hour in the daytime. Some women j insist that thev cannot sleeo bvdavllihf. but if they persist every day in closing the eye at a regular time, slumber will come, and rest to tr.e Serves ill fol low. The proprietors of E j Cream Ealra do not claim it to be a cure-ail, but a remedy for cata-rb, colds in the head and bay fever. I; is not a liquid or a snarf, is easily apr;ied into the nostrils. It gives re.ief at once. .vjv. I had catarrh of the heal and throat for five years. I used L.'y's Cream Balm, 'Same as dad's," said the boy. "What isyourdai's name?" "Same as mine." "I meaa, what do they call yoa when they call y oa to breakfast V "Tney don't never call me to break-fx-t." "Why don't they ?" "Cause 1 alius g;t there fist." Guard Against Cholera. i It is well to be prepared alien summer , comes to guard aga'nst cholera, diairho-a ' , MaiBMr eoaiDlainta. M .ver iS Mn.;,. j,, fjr (-;,olera and i J.arrho a have no eqcai as a quick and j safe cure. A bottle should be kept in every house. OursgtDia will supply you. j "Dear ttther, we arj all well and hap py. The baoy has nr;wn ever so much and has a great deal men sense thaa he- used to have. Hopingthe same of you. I remain your daughter Maiiy." 1 Ask your druggist tor Mayer's Little White Pills for sick headache. Druggists say that Mayer's Magnetic remedies have no equal in this world. Try them aad take no substitutes. Tiike Mayer's Magnetic Drops forchol era, diarrh 1 sand all summer complaints The direct consequence of ntshing oat of single blessedness is often that of rah it g Into double wretchedness. Have the Best on the Market. EiENi i, W. Vt, April 11, K'Z. Tus MtYERS I'm .; Co.. Oakland, Md. -ntleiuen : My wif has been troub led with catarrh for twenty years, and I have epeot over three hundred dollars with doctor", without her having derived, any benefit from them. I have consult ed physician and had aifJiciae fro si Ne York. C:ociurAt:i, Ob:- and f oroa -h, Canada, aul Luaii concluded that her case was i:k iraliie, !,nt noLfpi Lg yrxir advertisement ia the Oakland -a-per I decided to give it a trial, and tiy wife has now csed a half a bottle of Mayer" Magnetic Cure, and it has done her tuere good than ait the other medi cines that she bs ever tried for catarrh. She thinks that the remainder of the little will couipieUj a permanent cure; I can see a great change for the better ia her case, and any person troubled with catarrh, I would advise theoi to give Mayer's Magnetic Catarrh cure a trial. I would have written to yoa oefore, bat have been waiting to give the medi cine a fair trial before saying what I thought of it. Yery respectfully yours, M- HsavAT. Vorsale by ti. W. BitNtoRn and J. M lu rnnH, Somerwl, Pa, and DaviDirvts Nttt. Kockwood. Pa. Father "Well, To;njiy, how d- yort think yoa w ill like this httie fellow Uit a brother ?" Tommy 1 inspecting the new infant somewhat doubtfully .1 "Have we got to keep him papa, or is he only a sample?" Ia almost every neighbor hood through out the west there is some one or more persons whose lives have been saved by Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diar-rh.L-a Ileniedy, or who have been cored of chronic diarrhoea by it. Such per sons take especial pleasure in recom mending the remedy to others. The praise that follows its introduction and use makes it very popular. 2-5 arid ent bottles for saie. Don't always tie worrying about what people say of jou. No matter what yoa say or do the action will be d.Jerent ia ditferent eyes. One wiil pronounce it good, the other evil. Yoa cannot please more than a ceruin few, while the grrat majority don't know what you are doing. 1V what yoa think best and let results be what they may. ! f How to Ootam Lo.ig Life. 1 i Take life es.-y. Nothing prolongs if ; like a cheerful disposition. ' Mike hasts slow iy. Tue snail outran i the hare and won the race. Avoid all worry. Care wrinkles the brow and dries up the fountain of life. I i'gn't get angry. Kvery burst of pas I sion shortens iile oce inuti. be moderate in a., things and temper ate in your habits. liemetnber. sleep is nature's kind restorer," and if you would i live long, sleep long. 4rMkv.. all tfci i-Arf. of vr.nr-if- If ! you are not feeling well there is some- j thing wrong and nature needs to be ; '" wor- Tb b.,r,h-V , lU.er A"aai i-jnse Kye lor such J purDose. generally Tiiev are for sa:e br dealer at tl.'-'and $1.25 per qciart re- i .:.. -od to )!. Ktein, re-i- cr & c.rrt t - uvu , wm a-it it ! r.,,i,,..,xr,,i 0f ail kinds of li i qUur, uia.led free. ! A Sunday school teacher in 1 .aw re nee j Kan., asked her cla of boys what a bey should do lo - to Heaven. No one au A Leader. i Since its first introduction. Electric ( Bitters has gained rapidly in popular fa vor, until now it is clearly ia the lead ' among pure medicinal tonics and altera ' tives, containing nothing which permits j its use as a beverage or intoxicsnt, it is recognized as the best and purest niedi 1 cine for ail ailments of Momach, Liver or j Kidneys. It will cure Sick Headache, ! Indigtstion, Constipation, and drive Ma i larla from the system: Satisfaction guaranteed rith each bottle cr the mon I ey will be refurrded. ' Price only 50j. per bottle. Sold by J. I N. -nyder, I'rugzist. "Helen, what's wrong w.tb, the pie crd?t? It d.onea't Isalf c-ver the pie. Why, Nearest, I asked your mother ail aiout ho tomake them to suit you, and she said to make the crust very short." B-icklens Arnica taive. The best Sa!v in the world for Cats, Cruises, Sorts, C!cers,Si!t P.heum, Fever Sores. Tetter, Chanpcl Han is,- Chil biaiiiS. Cores, and all Skin Kmpliocs, and positively cures Piles, or no pay re quired. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by J. N. Sny der. Little Johnny :'Taat new boy in school is aw f il dumb." Mother "Don't he know his lesson T' Little Johnny "Huh ! There was 20 words iathe speilin 1 sst.n to-day' and he missed every one of them. I only miss-d I J." John N. Say l-r, the druggist, desires us to pa I:sh lue following testi m on y, a he bandies the remedy and beiieves it to be reliable. I bought a "0 cent bottle of Chamber- : 'ait's Pain Calm and applied it to my i !im!w which have been ar'licted with ' rheumatism at intervals for one year. At ! the tim? I bwight the Pala Buhu I was j unable to wli. I ctn tni'.hf.illy say that lin It si in has c ;u;:eiely carei nn. U. H. Farr, Ho'y .i. K 10. Mr. A. B. Cox, j theleadiug dr." gg:"t, at Hoiywood, vtcb j esfor the truta of t!i aboe sta.emcnt ! It's a good J-al leites to bi de pastor ; of a poor church, deah breddern, whar 1 ja kin prea'-h the Word of God widoot ; fear or fab ;r, dan to staa in a fl1), p'llplt aa shake e!ry time ya open yer ; a.oi-f for fear yer words may hit some oi ! ver rich pewh olde's 00 a svrj spot. Trusts and Co.no. nations Are up.opi;lar. But there isoaeform of trust against which no one has anything tsay. That is the trust which the pab iic reposes ia Hood's Ssmapariila, and the 1 ;t cf it is the trust is fully justified by the merit of the medicine. For, re member, H' ! 'S Sarsapaiilia Cares. Hood's P.i!s are purely egetahie, and do net purge, pain or gripe. Sold by all druggists. "Ti. is milk is rather warm for sach a cold morning," said the customer to a milk boy. "Yes, fstber put hot water ia it instead of cold to keep it from freezing," was the simple reply. Lixisous earth worms have recently been seen near Richmond and other parts of the Thames Valley ia Kngland. But it is pointed oat that these phosphor escent annelids are not aocotnmoa, hav ing been described by Grimm as early as the year b;?0. Life is short and time is fleeting, bat Hood's SarpaTiila will blest humanity as the svges roll oa. Try it this season. e. Sa,