r ! Somerset Herald 1 i i as of Publication. i . ... a - -1 . . . ,1 until All i 1 -w.-;'-00 "- L "- - .n-n oLcr.trs do not tale cut f ..--ieid pasts. to f 1 v.r tKa one pcAtomce to j -Tee a? 35e 01 lyraa , .et oftice. Address i- "I 1 'Jlrv-AT-LAW. . l i t v-v A- - -"."rT AT-LAW. -,. v--.--rv Eriix 5 - - n-v At EEBKLEY, ? i i.i. r r: -,T-F.T. aomirset, 4 aare.-'i Ia. ,:nfW!. PA. Lo.se Et, opposite Court it -at la. oomerset, rw . . T T 1 W somerset, rA., f .4 " f Ar-.iwiur If - . - r r.-?a. VfJ " "":.'" " -j, care w.ui cnurr-. Fa. -J. tare w.ui pruiai-iuo. ri"rr-AT ia. .iiATLAW. auiaeraei, r-, . , entraiie-I to ei rmre " - Zi ii.'a. wilb prom? X. - oa JUji Cru suect, AlTci-Nrr-AT-LAW. meret. Pa. u--:a Blwk. ni i;rs. Enirmace i I ' I .Llv O" LE' 'R'. I Ari.a''i-ia-Al-I-A'r- I t v .. t iUj to our ctr win b f : i.ili-.viivoiw. ;.CuoM I -Dc-lra ai.J u.ias .L"A':rCB-VXT-Al-LA-. ,r r.' ta via'jt And 4i"2a eoun" A A.. 0. eil-.r-iHol 4 ' J-.FF-r:iKrPFEi, i' ArrAAtLAW "..rru.j-J xo Uiir cs.-e a - ;K- .i..-.-T A.:-u.ir.l w- t'tfc' oa I 1. V.TnmiiLil BlcrA. L; DENTISTS. 1 tr-t. next ui iruiUiijr . rl ii- : v. j t.'C. nexl iout U D ; J. JA. A ' A.Ar.A-, -.a:,-! p. r..r in Sccrrt for 1) 2. ;. s. :-::llex. i I ' i:vira u iiie prwerrAtioB of u ;j. Ar.i - lrrui. Aii Oils! Oils! OnTr. of Plf-rtnTrt. ..:y uut.i:i:at1nniijr fcjf Uke -"Ao-e 'J tiieM brAuiiA af -'raiirgi Lubricating Oils naphtha and Gasoline, ir-RCDL'CT OF PETROLEUM. I "rrc wi53 it sac cniTurauy .Satisfactory Oils -IS TU American Market, 1 TrAje fur 3ner-t And rlrlnity up; Urf by ecaiAzT, Pa. 41 55 FRAHUX STREET. I-HSTGWN SUPPLY HOUSE JOH.V H. WATERS &BR0. PLUMBERS, mum a" -'-io ooraewboiMSs. - frTt rrpf:! Aru-nrvon to Ul uizs at iii own.-;, ua .'rf'?PLT f EPaTMEST Arrjrsfcn f K -(TLX, J " noiserMt. he L - 1 t 4 , Pr.' ; . ; I. G. OGLA. ! 4- 1 1' 1 f 1:: ' 1 . I - X r hi VOL. XLI. NO. -THE-FIRST NATIONAL BANK c? Somerset, Penn'a. CAPITAL 6URPLUS SSO.COO. SS.OOO. DEPOSITS MCCClVEDiR LAN6C M S MALA MOUMTS. PAYABLE ON OEM AMD. ACCOUNTS OF MERCHANTS rtl, STOCK DEALERS, AND OTHERS SOUCrTED- DISCOUNTS DAILY. E0AF.D OF DIRECTORS : U.r.n M. K:. es. W. H. Miua, J3IX2 I PTiH, CHiA. H. FlnBIB, J. hs R. Sorrr, Ceo. R. Scrix, Fid W. Eiisa i Eft. Edtiu &rrt, : : : : : Fsesidesi Valastise IIav, : : Vii PiADssT IIabvly M. Delelky, : : : Casuleb. TLe f mils an I gw.ritios of tUls baink are Bcvuri-lv j roiwti in a -lelrattJ Cor irs Banrlar-pr.'of Safi. The oa!y Safe Scmersst Couni Salional Bank Of Somerset, Pa. -ry. EitabiishAd. 5877. Ornac. u a Hationi', 1830. CAPITAL. $50 000. Chas. J. Harrison, Pres't Wrn. H. Kooatz, Vice Pres't. Milton J. Fritts, Cashier. Directors: Sabi'I fr.T-.ltfr, j-ji.u H. soy let, J ; h B. Ivjk J..I.A- M. i.oui, K.-r-:win -nTi!cr, NuAiis. ill- cl, Castrror of mm hn. ui rtrfire e. most F Arc e Lhiff to cn-1 ciney MS or wst cab b .t-oai2i.iiii by crAil for .cy icotaL M"C at.-I taaV le npfirl by one of tie-bul-l Ccirt.rAUni saIc, wiiA inut appnTed Uae CZeditms tha'. ia Ail fAra of lie Tailed Suits. CCArrw nii!-ru-- ., AcojCt.u Aiil tou.m g-jqeted. m Art-am FANCY WORK. Some Grrat BorraiBS in IRISH POINT LUNCH AND TRAY CLOTHS F-onsht Wcw cr-t of tnns;ortati.in si-lliiii; at jrtat barira:r.s mhite c -I.rfi IV-ifurl Cord Tb:e Oov frr stamped n-A.lv for working. ';n3 rd'Cacton Flannel Tal.le An.l Cii i..n Covers. in.l Ilosh Cuhsoa t 'overs, Bdrrimn Art Clotii Tai And Cushion Cover, all BtAnipi n ita Newest iVsijrra ; Hni-tiU:he llt Biscnit and 1.11 Nij-iina. A rew and large line cf hein-eUt-ched Tray and Carving Ci"th8 frotii Occ'.s Stamped HemtiUihed S-arrs from -ct- nr. Tble Covers from o) eta. n?. A fiil line of Figured INDIA SILKS, All New F:iems ar.d Colorings. A.so, Figured Plush, 21 and inches w !!.. in beaatifu! Colors and I'esTS. Art Salia S ; :ares for the Ontrai Covers and Cub-on tvrs. "Walxui STettinir, 4 inches wide. 3) n per yarH. in Fink, Bl if. An ! Yellow. THK NFN TKIN't fjr IVrspin? Mamies and ioora. and Ut Irpin)? Over r,rnpr-.-. A r.ew line of K-aii-re-:.-i. trod np. Vi.it our Tab: I.inen. Towel, Naf tins, Mcsiin, Saeel-cg acu Ucen LJepArLu"1. bT Ail mans. 1 FIFTH AVENTK, Pittsburgh. Pa. R B. GINGHAMS are jnst u desirable and make jost as goof Summer Wash Lresse9 M ever, and we donbt if toi ever boairht the I). J. ANDERSON GingtAina before at 23 CENTS. That's the r-ru-' now ca enr large otock of choicest IS'j- patterns. besides this we have a very larsr .ne of hist season's patterns, bat stul Ter; xxi at 13 CENTS. Both thes; are regular 40-cect Ciing hams. Elegant Line Of 32-Inch DRESS GINGHAMS. STRIPES AND PLAIDS. 25 CENTS. ;r, CENT VALUE.) HORIIE A very !arw sale of 50-Cent Dress Fabrics, new, styiii-h and desirable at 23 CENTS. In brief, owing tn tearing down ot and rrrxiiidins part of the store. ' obliged to sell oil our j re?nt rtock of SILKS, DRESS GOODS AND WASH FABRICS. There!' be many interesting prices daring July and Aaast, that will pay you to ec'jctre abont. Boggs & Buhl, 113 117, 119 od 1 f7ra Sftt, .HLLEGUEXY, PH. e 5. Ayer's Pills Exee! aU others as a family medicine. They Are sailed to every cons ututioa, old aikI ytKinj. And. being sujrr-oaw.t. Are Airree Alie 10 tike. Purely vegetable, they k-ava no ill tSt-eu, but AtreDUsra Aud raiate tue sUiciacX liver. And tiovels. and restore every orpaa to il nunnai tmicuiw. Fur use eitber t kuiue or aUruAd, oa laad or sea, tne PiLs Are the Best. "Arrr'i Ptlls have been used in my family for ovrr U.irty yrars. We find litem ad ta eeacnt w-edn-iae ia fevers, emptrt-e diseases, and all Iiukmis trtxibles. ani seidotn call a t l.jsi. iaiL XUey an? aioot the only piU t:vrJ in irvc neiirhtxH-hooJ." Uedniun C Ci-fcly. It.- LanniDg P. O., W. f-lk:iaa l'iir:-li. La. " i liive liees in tins country eiidit years. Anil, durns nil law tame, ceiiiier 1, nvr A;iy m--rirr of my f-ur.;.y liave mnJ ar.y ott er kaiJ of sieili -i:ie than Ayer's I'll!. t.u these we a!anv K?ep at h.iiui. am! I sbuuhi bet kiM.w U w u get alor.s wi'.iiuat Uiem." A. W. S.ier rj I-weil, Si.ls "I iin.e u-a Ayer's CuUiirt.e PCs as a Family Medicine f'r X years, and tJiey tave a;ys irir-n the tuia -t ili3fa.-ti4a." James A. TlHn.tti. -Tu uf Ay.rr's P:"s cured m? ii sesere fce.t-v-he. fr tu wlurh I 1-m a s:i3ercr. Ennr.a krjes, IIuLtatdsUwn, Mas. Ayer's Pills, rszraAKD at Dr. J. a AYES 4 CO., Lo 2Ii3. 8V.I1I by ail Dealers ia Mwiiieiae. NEW GOODS AT Kneier & Fern's. It 13 car aim to prcicci at eve ry season a line of Goods of the Newest Patters 3 an I Lat est Styles. Vt'e hate ia!-orvl Lard in selecting a stok lor the coming season, and are glad to say that we hare succeeded in buying goods that are su perb in style, and at prices that have the magnetic poorer to drar and retain trade. CLOTHING I Never before have vc bonght such, fine stvles ia Men and Youths', Boys' and Childs' Clothing. These Goods are un unapproachable iu quality and price. CARPETS. This season we are offering a larger assortmenLbetter styles and lower prices in all grades of Carpetinar. Matting, and Oil Cloths and U;;g?, than ever be fore. DRESS GOODS. We are daily gaining trade in this department, conietpcctly hare bought a large stoc, adapted to fill the wants of everyone. EES1S' FUaSISHISBS, A large and complete stock ja-t received, and are now pre- pared to farni-h all who want a specialty in this line. We introduce correct styles as soon as out We aLo carry a full stock of Window Shades, Trunks and Sachels, Rubber Clothing, &c. We take genuine plea.-nre in hav ing our friends inspect the above novelties. KN'EPPER & FERSER, One Door North of TostoQice. FI3IUII 111! HI IffiT (I m A 123 Fourth Ave, PITTSBURGH, PA. HM - - SUMO. FULL T?ATT. L'Mlivided Profits 5150,000. MUSES TITLE TO REAL ESTATE. AnthorL-jed to art A3 EiCTtrt AdBaimlstawtor, KurdUa, Trmitce, Assign, Receiver, c. IiEALS IX RELIABLE IMYESTMFH7 SECURITIES. ! Rents box? ia its Soperior Vaalta from $i-t per Acnara upwards. Receives deposit? and loans ca mort aad approved collaterals. JOHN B. JACKSON, - President. JiMRJ J. DONXXLL, Vice FresiJenL C B. McVAY, - creUry vl Trraa. ome SOMERSET, PA., WEDNESDAY, O, TELL ME, IS IT LOVE. I'm feeling very r.nue oflmie ; Aii I" oul rhi I te.'. My a jid'i ApproAcfaiag sacA A scam Twere miid to call It iner. It nrst beA3 v itA writing xmrte. Aad Aeeiicj rhymes f t "'v f Bat now li s daiiy growmj vuw- O, tell Eie, is U Urve T I cveod A tbrtoue in perfrmiel : ilj cae !y bill's isnease. I boy the rarest kind of blovtai KegArdiea ot expenso. I (DM beioce tie gAas Aad smile Ia every sort of ay. I tarn acJ bun la ertjy style O, teti me, is it lot. r I do out eAt enough to keep A hiiKiainj tied Aiive. Ticy ay I hasbie in my sleep suth aoueyel liioinrbts I hiv. I kcow I summer &i-a I ipuaA ; 3fy Uaads Are in my way. A ceriin dounwp uiales me wcaA "o-v, is it iove T l. myT I ifeci u 1 .: at srs and taooaa Aaouiy 1 (or "cliAi -Now X g-o hususio; oii lore tones And nsr I:y eer Lnua. I seek by niai A vmjrestljed house. And a iU a a uht ixsve. Tlicc 'itAi a it Jus Ute a moue O, tell me, b it iove ? Wiliiin my Lraiu ijneer Uncles euine. And prctneics strise Aad uew : I.'coe livenon Acenxis sanx. How much wiJ serve tot two t And then aaoa I ui dak!y siul. And liea I'm wildiy sy. O, tell me, Aia I g:ou ii-juui' Ornilx.' O, ms ' KATTY'S PARTY. H ELAN F-OEEST OGAVtli. "Ratty, what areyoa thinking ofT aai-1 Jlr. Diiiea, Lrustu:iy. ''Fue all out I Lamp not lighted '." I'd bad come in f.oin the barnyard with two foaming paiui cf miik and a liheral powdering of snow oa his far cap and heavy beard, and as he set the f ails down on the battery table, Kathleen spianj op aad lighted the squatty kero sene lamy, and rked the broken logs together, so that a vivid biaxa rushed cp the o-d chimney throat "Ilave you not the better all printed?" said he. ''And the poultry packed, and the esgs laid down? I shall have to make an early sturt to-morrow morning, and there's every prospect 0 a enow tiizzaid.' "It ia til rest 'y'aaid Kathleen, nomber- Jlr. I'iikea tarnel short around and looked at her. "Eh? What the matter?" said he. "They're not join' to invite me to the party at Griett's:' the gill answered him. "They ain't eh ? Why not ? I gtiesa you'ro u gnodlookin' aa any of'etu, and as good, too r "I couldn't help overhearinj llally Ontlt and Jesie Kirke talklnif about it when I went after the mail to-niubt," said Kathleen. "They had just got Uieir letters, and I was waiting for a chance to g-t near the mail win low, and there wis a pile of dry goods boxed between me and them. Jlally said why wasn't I asked ? and Josie sjid becaae I neter returned any of the neighborhood par iea. It was all take, she esaid, with Kathleen Dilkea, and no give. And it was quite true uncle." Mr. L'ilkea moved uneasily in Lis chair. "We ain't par.y -giving folk--," said Le. "Then I -ocirhtn't to go to parties, re toi ted Kathleen. "And I don't see that I shall any more. Nobody will Aik me." "Weil, I wouldn't mind," eoothed Mr. Dilkes. "It's all f.Ily and nonsense, any how." Kathleen's lovely bine eyes ftaahed- "I don't thir.k It's folly and nonsense,' said she. "I want to go. AH the young people bet me ar goin-jr, and I am tired of drudging and working the whole time without a bit of fan." Mr. IHikea was silent He tipped his feet sainst an uneven brick in the hearth and stated at the fire. Kathleen came closer to him. "L'niie," said she, "can't I have Twelfth-Sight party V "Nonsense ! growled the old man. "It wouldn't cost much'" pleaded Kathleen. "I'd make all the CAke my self, and I've wived enoch out of my share of the chicken money to buy sugar and lemons. And my dre-sa need not cost anything. I could trim over my white bunting, with a new ribbon. May I Lave a Twe..'Ui-Night party, nncleT' Mr. Dilkes rose suddenly to his feet ' V said he, "you can't And there is An end of it 1" Kathleen aid no more. She was used to her uncle's moods, and knew that there was no use in striving againtt them. But half that wild, 6tcriy winter night she sobbed silently or her pillow and rebelled against fate. Early in the gray, frozen daybreak Mr. Dilkes rose, ate the hoi breakfast of sau sage and cotfee and fried potatoes that Kathleen had ready for hi j, and started off for Cone City in Lis red cutter snug ly lined with DaSalo robes and packed clc! with the produce cf his farm. lie Lad scarcely been gone an hour when an unexpected guest arrived at the hoase Miss EKsrothy Purple a friend of Kathleen's dead mother and a distant cousin of herself. "Oh. Miss Iorothy 1" cried the young girL And to her faithful bosom she confid ed all the troubles. It was so nice to have some one to talk to. "Bit this won't do," said Miss Dor othy Purple, viewing the well-shod toes of her pretty feet as she warmed them at the fire. "Yoacant be shut up here like a krk in iU cage. You moat go out like other people, I don't wonder they have left off asking you. Yon must give little com paniea, too. Otherwise you will be left like me an old maid." And 3Iiss Purple's bright eyes spark Jed merrily. "Ill talk to your encie about it when he gets heme," said she. "It won't be of any use sighed Kath leen. At noon, however, the depot boy came plan tiing through the drifts with a tele gram. Mr. Dilkes had heard from his brother ia Pennsylvania, who had met with sos&esort of an accident He had decided to p directly to him for a flew days. "Katty sail ML Dorothy Purpie, waving very preety pocket handker chief above her head, "this U a Provi dential interposition." "What?" cried Kathleen. Well have the Twelfth-JTigLt party rset ESTABLTSHKI) 1827. now," said Mi Purple, "Write your in vitations at once. Send 'em by the de pot boy. Dont you see there's so time to be IcEtT 111 help yoa with the cake and co See, and I know a grand recipe -or iee-ereaxu" "Ice cream r gaiped Kathleen. "Why not?" said Miss Purple, wita a bird-like tip of her head. "There's plen ty of ice aid snow outside, and plenty of cream tn your milk-room. We can have kisses and mottoes, too. I kn: w how to make 'em ; and I shall want a lot of spruce and hemlock boughs to decorate the rooms !" "I can git 'em for ye 1" said the depot boy, displaying teeth enough for an ocelot And as soon as Kathleen had caught her breath, the proceedings began ia good earnest "What will Uncle Dilkes say T cried Kathleen, as they stood ready on Twelfth Night, ail dressed, with the supper table spread in the big kitchen, '.temporarily transformed into a bower of evergreens, and the big parlor denuded of its carpet and bedecked with wreaths of princes pine and clusters of starlet holtyberriea, while "111 ack Jack Elackman," with his fiddle, and little Billy Nkkham, with his clarionet, sat waiting lor the arrival of the first guest "Oa, I don't care what he says'" said Miss Dorothy, audaciously. "You do not happen to know, do yen, child, that twenty years ago, before you had opened those big blue eyes cf yours on the wick edness of this world, he used to be a beau of mine?" "A beau of yours ! Uncle Dilkes! Why didn't he marry you?" questioned Kathleen. "He didn't ;uite ask me Katty. You see, in those days, before my blessed fath er aent into Mexicaa silver mine specu lations, I was Miss Purple, of Purple Hall and he wis a poor young farmer. He didn't like to be thought a fortune hunt er, I suppose. Well, times have chAnged. I'm poorer; be is richer; and we are both wiser. I only tell the story to prove to you that I'm not in any way afraid of Harmon Dilkes. There comes a aleiga full of people." The Twelfth-Night party was a brill iant success. The ice cream was a surprise ; the snow-mountain of a cake developed a series of the most astonish ing effects ; the mottoes made no end of fun, and the dancing held cut nntl long after midnight Suddenly in the midst of a wild Vir ginia reel, the door opened. Mr. Dilkes stood there, fur capped and collared i.ke Santa Clause in a tableau. Illack Jack sawed the fiddle strings with his bow. Little Dick puffed his out over the clarionet like one of Raph ael's cherubs ; the dancers flew by, and only Mia Purpte saw the snow-strewn vision. She closed the hall door, and met Sau U Clans Ace to face. "Harmon 1" she uttered gently. "Why Dorothy Purple!" "Kxaetly," said the little old maid. "I've come ta visit you. Kathleen has made a party ia my honor. If you find a word cf fault, I'll leave t'ae house to night." "I Fault ! Dorothy," breathlessly cried the fanner, "if you were the q'tsen I couldn't feel more honored. I I Oil, Dorothy !" She hvtghed a little hysterically. "Then yoa havent quite forgotten me V "Lood here, Dorothy yoa ain't a rich grandee no longer. I ain't afraid to speak my mini to you, as I once was. But you're just as pretty as ever. Doro t'ly, what's to prevent your stayia here for good and all T His breath caaie rapidly. Lis eyes sparkled. "Say yes, Dorothy ! I've been ia love with you all these years. Ill be a good husband to yoa if" Dorothy Furple caught his hand gaily. "Come," she cried, "dance down the Virginia reel with me as yoa used to do." "If you'll say yes, Dorothy." "Yea"" she cried, iaa sort of exalta tion. "Quick, Harmon the music is waiting." And the eye of the whole country side were amused by the unwonted spec tacle of old Harmon Dilkes swinging d iwa the Virginia reel hand in hand with ML Dorothy Purple. KAihleeu looked on astounded. BiAck Jack nearly dropped his fiddle bow. Bat the old man was the fleetest and nimb lest of the lot, and. when at List the music stopped, he turned ia front of the big fireplace and faced them alL "Friends," he cried, breathlest-ly, "I am glad to see you, every one, and I hope this is only the beginning of a lot of gJod times ! Don't go yet, I've got something to tell you. I'm going to be married to this lady here," holdin tightly on to Miss Dorothy Purple's hand, "and I want yoa all to come and dane at my wed ding this day month. No, Dorothy, it ain't no nse objecting. And if any of the rest of you have any notion that way, I'd advise you to speak it out this merry Twelfth-Night Matrimony's sort of in the air just at this season." "If that's the case," said young Manly, the squire's son, stepping boldly to the front, "I'd like to give notice that Kath leen has promised to-night to be my wife." "And I've come to terms with Jose phine Kirk," cried John Joycelyn, wav ing his bat "One wedding makes many. Three cheers for Mr. Dilkes and Miss Dorothy Purple!" "Well, Katty," said Miss Purple, when the last chime of sleigh bells had gone joyously away from the door, "your ancle didnt scold yoa after all.' ' "Scold V beamed the old man. "I'm too happy ever to scold any one again. I tell you what, Katty, yoa may think that young Manly fellow is very fine, but there ain't no young chap in a radius of twenty miles from here as is half as well pleased as I am to-aight Come here, Dorothy. I've got Katty ia one arm, now I want yoa In t'other. Dorothy came with promptitude and snuggled np to his butternut-colored left side with eyes fall of happy laughter. "But there's one thing yoa're going to be disappointed about, Harmon," said she. "Eh?" "I'm an old maid,' said Dorothy, "but not a poor une. We had lost our prop erty when we sold Purp'a Hall aad went away from here. Bat-falher built his fortune up anew out West. I can bring yoa twenty thousand dollars for a mar riage portion." JULY 20, 1892. "I dont care " said Dilkea. "if it was twice as much, I couldn't love yoa no dearer. Money aint no drawback to me." "Why, uncle," laaehed Kathleen, "that ain't the way other people talk !" "I never was like other people," said Fanner Dilkes. Giving the Daughter. X never shall forget bow mother cried the day I was married," said a bride of a month. "I couldn't understand it then and I don't yet, for I was doing well, ac cording to everyone's Tiews, aad my husband was everything she could wisu for in a son-in-law. The day was lovely and there wasn't a hitch anywhere, yet she wept as though it was my funeral in stead of my wedding. Ah, girls, yoa wiil never know the wrench at a mother's heart-strings wba shelves you cp to another. Ha may be altogether desirable, but she is giving her child. The little baby whom she nursed throcjrh all its little ailments, the bright-eyed, untroubled daughter cf her heart to one whom sit a short time ago waa a stranger. She knows so well the trials of wifehood and motherhood to come to that life that she has all these years shielded from every care. She knows her little gi.l is gone, and a wo man stands in her place, and she also knows that if the marriage is founded en the right principles she is no longer firvt in the affections of iht sweet daugh ter that has been such a dear companion of late. The solemn ceremony, the girlish voice with its slight tremble, as it repeats "for better, for wore, for richer, for poorer, in sicknea and in health, until death us do part." all touched that mother's heart as she looks back over the years to the time when she. tro, stood at the a'.:ar and Aa0ied the same vows, and then on to the time when that Ii:t!e head nes tled on her breast, and the helpless clinging baby fingers stirred deeper and holier thoughts within her, and now her little girl is given to another, she needs not the protecting care that has been hers ail these years, aad despite all else tiie mother's heart cries out ia agony as she gives up her daughter at the altar. Ancient Notions. The quer beliefs, superstitions, etc., given below have been culled from the works of Mizaldus, Minus, Galen, Arnol dus, African ua and others. Some of these works are classed Among the rarest bibliographical treasures: The blood of a white hen smeared all over the face that is full of freckles and let alone until it be dry and. then wiped off clean Uketh ay the fr-cklea and spots. An excellent cure for the gout is to take a young puppy, all of one color if you can get such a one, and cut him ia tw-j pieces through the back while alive and lay the hot end to the grieved plaoe, The hoofs and fore feet of a cow, dried and taken any way, areexceilent against a cough ; if burnt the smoke of them will drive away mice. If your nose bleeds on the left side crush the little finger of the right hand, and for the other side do the opposite. An egg that is laid on Thursday, the white being emptied out and the empty place being filled with salt and gently roasted by the fire, will cure cankeraal teeth and kill the worms w hic'a eat the teeth. Cautharldes wrapped ia a spider's web and hanged over hi at who is suffering with quartaae ague perfectly cares him. To draw a touth withot pain : Fill an earthen crucible with emmets or ants, eg2S and all, and when you have burned them keep the ashes, with which, if you touch a tooth, it will drop out The little bone of the knee joint of a hare's hind leg doth presently help the cramp if you do bat touch the grieved place with it Take a great, overgrown bxiJ and lie her up in a leather bag pricked full of holes and put bag and all in an aat hitf. The ants will eat away all her flesh; then yoa can find a stone of marvelous virtue. If a man be poisoned, this stone wiil draw ail the poison to it presently ; if he be stung or bitten by aa adder by touching it with tliis stone, both pain and swelling wiil suddenly cease. Jet as well as amber, if hung about one's neck, is profitable against the dis tillation o phlegm ia the throat and lung?. If a man hath the dropsy stand hian up to his neck in the sand by the seaside cn a hot cay and the sand will draw up all the water and cure the disease. A stone called granlu?, if worn ia a bag at the neck, strengthens the heart but is said to hurt the brains. .SL LtjU Rpnbiic. In a New Light. The pastor was endeavoring to per suade the millionaire to give up at le-aut a portion of his earthly interests and tern his attention to more spiritual mat ters. "Yoa say," said Cro-sos, "that a rich man cannot enter the kirglora of heav en?" "The Scriptures say so," corrected the pastor, kindly, "and I only repeat what they say, beliving them fully." "And I can Uke none of my wealth With me?" inquired the rich man. "Yoa certainly cannot." . "No part of it?" "No part of it" "Then I shall be as poor as the poorest when I come to be judged ; and what difference does it make one way or the other ?" The parson took the q-iestioa to his study for deliberation. Specimen Cases. S. IL Clifford, New Caseel, Wis., was troubled with. Neuralgia and Rheum a tiaa, hia Stomach was disordered, his Liver was affected to an alarming degree, appetite fell away, and he was terribly reduced ia flesh and strength. Three bottles of Electric Bitters cured Lira. Edward Shepherd, Harrisburg. El., had a running sore on Lia leg of eight years' standing. Used three bottles cf Electric Eitters and seven boxes of Eack len's Arnica Salve, and his leg ia sound and well. John Speaker, Catawba, O , bad five large Fever seres oa his leg, doctors said he was incurable. One tot tie Electric Eitters and one box Back Jen's Arnica Salve cured him entirely. SjlJ at J. X. Snyder ' drag store. . OlOJL Si His Wife Cave Him a Pointer. He was ninety per cent mouth and the odds and ends of his face that weren't mouth were freckles. He got into line at the stiaap window on the; Broadway si ie of the pontoifi-.-e and his wife waited near and kept one eye on him and both on an imitation leather valise. "Gimme one postal card," he said when the window was at length reached "What size?" inquired the man inside. "Hey?" "What size? I say; there are three kinds." "Ocsh, you dont say so. All of 'em cost a cent?" "Yes." "Giane one that'll sp to Delaware county." They all will," said the tamp seller impatiently ; "three sites, tig, little and niediura; which will yoa have? Shake it up," he added, as the line began to grow restless. The applicant for one postal car 1 hesi tated a n.oment and then dropped out of tne procrssion and went over to his wii'e. "Looweesa, he says there's thrse sizes, big, littie and rappm. "Weil, which did you buy V Nothln' yet: I thought I'd consult you firet bet seeia' we'er only going to say 'we'll git there WenaJy,' I reckon I'll bey the littlest" "Now if that ain't j-it l.ke you, yea good for nothin man," she snapped con teiuptaoualy ; "you've tix-k the littlest all your life, and if it hadn't been for tae you'd dried cp and biowel away years ago. Tae writln, don't matter ; its prin ciple. Try and be a man, even if you ain't, yoa pore little cuss, tilt on to tLat line, and when Le says "wottle you have?" you plank down your cent and say, 'Giaime the bir-tf-t.' Hear tr.e ?" His Ultimatum. "Madeline, will yoi marry tne?" His voice had a husky, ar peaang scund his heart thumped audibly and his knees had get beyond his control. "No, Horace, I will not" "This this is your final answer, is if, Madeline r This ia the end of all my fond hopes, the waking from the dream I have bee a dreaming, and the wia 'ing up of the fool's paradise ia which I have dwelt for the lat three months, eh " "I I suppose it is, Ho ace, tut do not be utterly cast down," iaid the young woman, soothing'y. "time softe.ia all our gritCs and tu;ns sorrow into joy. In th future, HoriA.-e, when the pin cf this re fusal shall have " "Miss Shiickers," he etc'.aimed, rising with d.gnity, as becaxe a aian who Lad received a temporary backset, but had recovered Limself, "talk aot to ine of the future. It may have its conscaations, ita joys and its respose, but it cannot re awaken old delusions. Henccforta, Miss Shuckers," Le added reaching for his hat and caae and moving with unru.iled self possession toward the d.xr, "I can never be anything more to yoa than a brother. Collecting a Bad Bill. A Chicago tailor has devised a new way to collect old delta. A custoraer, who is employed ia his father's c-ii'.ce on the board of trade, has owed a b.l of forty-five dollars for several months. Statements of the iadebtednrts and de mands for payment have ben n.a.le once cr twice a week since Thanksgiving with no effect, and the young man's fath er and mother have been appealed to in vala. It was useless to sue, in the debt or isu't worth a dollar. The case looked hopeleisa. Bat the tailor is a very foxy individu al. He happened to ieara that the young man was de-perately ialove w iih a pretty girl and that he spent certain evenings in every week at her house. Oa one of these evenings the tailor ap peared at the yoiing lady's residence and inquired for his debtor. The youth came Into the hail to meet him, and when he saw the tailor he almost fainted away. Tae tailor came out fiat fo-.-te-l and sore that the bill must be paid lliea an ! th-.-re or he woakl raise a row, so that the young lady would be informed how mat ters stood. The young man, however, proved conclusively that he had only j one doilAr And forty-five cents on his perse n. And the tailor finally relented and Ie;t Another month passed and still the bill remained unpaid. There upon the tailor seat the statement to the young lady and by the saaae mali he n--tiried Lis debtor of his proceeding. The young lady informed her admirer that she could not love a man who didn't pay his debts, and, further, that if he could not show her a receipt f r the bill with in sit days he needn-1 come to see fcer anymore. There was a terriJi: storm at the tailor s shop, but the bill was paid. The young Udy has the receipt Njw Try This. It will cost you nothing and will surely do yea aood, if you hate a Couh Cold, wmt trouble with Throat, Chest cr I Langs, Dr. King's Niw Discovery for Consumption, Coighs and Co. Is, is g-iar-anteed to give reiief, or money will be paid back. Scffenrrs from La Grippe found it just the thing aad unier ita use had a speedy and perfect recovery. Try a sample bottle at tur expanse and Ieara lor yourself just how good a thing it is. Trial bottles free at J. N. Snyder's drag store. Large size 30e. an J i 1 .00. Silver Thaw. Silver thaw is a most curious meteoro lugical phenomenon that has lately len studied with much care at the Bea Ne qis observatory. Ey silver thaw is meant rain falling when the air ia belo freez ing point and concealing as it falls. The phenomenon points to aa inversion of tenapr&ture at the time, the temperature on the hilltop being con-iderab'y lower thaa at higher altitudes. A Welcome Halleujah. Clara I never saw such a friendly choir, tbey slopped right in the middle of the anthem this morning to speak to me. Aunt Huldah I dida t notice it, my chill. Clara But they did. I wore my new hat to church for the fir-t time, and as soon as I carae in the choir sang "Hard ly knew you, hardly knew joa,"twoor tl.rte tluies. H1 0 WHOLE NO. 2138. Codling's Discomfiture. "Ha, ha ."chuckled Codling to him self. "There are those two delicious Gor hain girls About to get aboard that car. Ill just harry to the next corner and board it as it passes. Then ther won't suspect that I've followed them. It's a lovely chance to make a good impress ion." Coiling swing bravely onto the rear platform as the car passed his street, an ! was entering with a sweet smile oa Lis countenance, prerared to bow to the girls, when Le trod on the toe of aa old gentlecaa who sat near the door, read ing. This passenger looked cp aad Coding murmured apclogetieally, "Begyoarpar don." -Ily?" "I beg your pardon," repeated Colling, raising his voi -e to a pitch which at tracted the attention of everybody in the car. "Speak louder ; I'm a tritie deaf," said the old gentleman. "I said, I beg your pardon." shouted Ovliing, while the unfeeling Gorl.am ! girls tittered. "Yoa said Peggy was starving, did you?" replied the deaf old gentletiian. "'Veil, I'm sorry for that ; but I don't know Peggy. Is she your w ife V Codling had grown very red ia the face ; bet he made another attempt, with his voice at aa Eiffel tower elevation, "Yoa misunderstood me, air." "Hey? "Yoa misunderstood !" yelled Codling, while the car laughed aad the (i or Lam girls tittered. "she's Miss Uuderwood. is she? t'h, yes; I see. I'ejrgy, who Ls starving, is Miss Underwood. Yea, I understand now ; but still I don't see why yoa are telling me about Miss Underwood." "I d.dn"t say anything about Misa l"n derwood !" screamed Co-liing, while beads of pers'iiratlon rolled down hlsiace. " I be-ggvii your pari n and you ruisunder st.l." "Oh, yes ; no I understand," the deaf man re-piled. "It is Aunt Peggy who ia starving Miss Underwood ; L.;t why don't you report the case to the Humane Society instead of bothering strangers with your trouble?" "I said," he began, speaking very dis tinctly, and placing his worts wide apart, 'I sai.l I be-g your pardon be a'ii hcn I got on tin car I acci-eataliy steppeii oa your toe. That's alL Do yoc an.Jerstand ?" "Hm !" grunted the deaf man, with a thoroughly disgitsted air, and he once mere buried hiniseif in his newspaper. The paiseciger ail looked at Codling with joyous smiles, but he told the con ductor he'd rather get eff; and as Le reached the sidewalk he heard the hilar ity ia the car break cut afresh, and above is ail the littering of the Gotham girls reached Lis ears with rerparkaaledist.net iveness. "'m Henry istedtr ia II ir rr' Biznr. Masculir.i.idS- A j .-alo w man ai ways duds more than he looks for. The man who is shadowed is necessa rily under a cloud. Polish is given, not by adding some thing, but by removing i u perfect! oa !. by a gl store of patien-e, but le sure thttyou put it where yoa can tied it. No inaa cia get very much of an eO.. cat'ion without g-i leg to school to hs niL- takes. The Drcids held aiany plants sacred, as, for ic-tance, vervain, seiago, mistie toe, and among trees the oak aad toan. To men attended chuna services in Faulkner coun:y, Ark ,on a receut sun day, after whicii tijey a'j urced to a ..:) ne-r Ly at 1 "foul-l a foul cH el w.ta ka;t-j. Jajgi Clancy. "What sort of a man was it yoa saw commit the assault?" Po liceman. " Sure, your honor, he waa aa insignificant cratur about your own sie, your honor." There is said to h a volcanic area i ) miles eqiare ia extent ia Liwer Caiifcr nia, trial is a veritable Sre laad. E .-err square yard of the territory is p'erced by a boiling spring or spouting geyser. Oi-i m ill's darling, imploringly. "Tell me tie Worst, doctor. Believe me, I can stand it" Smart doctor, docbtfallT. " I don't know about that However, nerve yourself, then, madam. Your husband will get welh" Don't be In Haste. Tjgrve advice without being asked for it. T spend your salary in alvance tf earning it To make love to more thaa one wo man at a time. To take part ia differences tetet:a yocr neighbors. Ta blame your children for following your example. To qnarrel ai:h yocr wife because she j criticises your fault. j To aceej the scandalous- s'ories yoa hearconcerning other people- To g.ve op a safe but pioddg businn for a bubble-speculation. To qiarrel w i.h your hushan I because ce does not tell TouevrvtLitgl.e knows. Or with your lover because he mixes com con s use with his love-making. Or with your sweetheart because she treats other geotiemea with courtesy. To go into debt because the shop-keepers have cona ience in your hunts-!. I fttl it my duty to say a few words in regard to Ely' Cream Balm, and I do i so entire! v without solicitation. I Lave ' used it more or lets half a year, and have found it to be most admirable. I Lave suffered frorn catairh of the worst kind ever since I was a little boy and never hoped for cure, but Cream Balm seems to do evea thai. Many of my acqiaint aacea Lave uac-d it wilh ene.leiit results. Oscar Ottruiu, -41 Warren A 7e , Chica go, I'd- Good s-o'.M liearning may remain fo years ia the bookcases of a library. Fool ish secrets will get oat over a transom. Mrs. Sprlggia remarked that she would rather foci with a bee thaa be with a fcoL Why are buiglara like railway trains? Because they remove other people's goods without disturbing the sleesers. Death Rode in the Wagon. WU1 a redfhazy shiir.aier lie Vettern",. praliVy lahfii -andv m 4t tSV ktf " cfti.e la.'e summer sua. Tired bite's ita doay wit-gs paa'ed brile the sandy beds of dead rivers, tn.rst-crszed cattle pawed weakly at the rovts cf dying cot tonwocxia aad the brazen sua g'ared over the desert A covered wagon drawn by two oxen slowly claake I aict 4 tbe roaX A fiery eyed man with sunken cheeks and bony fingers sat at the front thriving. Aa ema ciated wotauin, wan and ghastly, lay within, her eyes resting upon hint, her hands feebly eart-SBirig a babe. Behind her. their bare, bony limbs crossed ia the last deaih straggle, lay two other chil dren a girl of perha-'S fi.Vea and a boy a year younger. As the wag--a crushed screes a sand bed in the ma of winter stream, a board nailed to a cottoawood on the bank eaaght the woman's gaze, but her dim, glaaed eyes could not de cipher the words it bore, she glanced toward her husband. "Thirteen tailee.'' he groaned. To-night ?" she whispered. "Tea, Lacy," he sa-i, and, bending tenderly, kissed her. For even those dying outcasts of the Jrttert could kiss each other. Grira death rode 1th them, his yellow-fever, hue rested upon their parched k!us, but love was also therj stronger evea than ieath. And slowly the plague craft tnac.lled enward toward the nearest iwn, where the man and woman hoped to obtaia water and medical assistance. She, for the baby ; he. for her. It was dark when tLey caa.e wlihia sight cf the town, aad he, knowing the way, drove directly for the public welh "Halt I" cried a voice. "Are yoa freai Brownsville T' But the ho'.Iow-eyed, spe--r-i.ke driv er heeded act "This i quarantine," al ! ti e voice, an-i a gunix k clicked e:uini.vis!y in the soft, hot night air. "Halt or I'll fire I" Eat tiie spevter iike driver heeded ai t To fierce fiashed pierced the d-." aesa and the -eary oxen started forward as the succeed. 2 g reports Loomed hea,i !y across the plains. Tiie scent cf water was in their nos trils and sonthey wee quarp ng Jeep from the trongh beside the public welL And the gaar.t driver neither tuoved nor spoke. The woman was silent The weary oiea t.-i'gel on beyond t'ie town, and siisrue foaal the ax plod ding onward. All day the western prairie e-tbet aid q iivered in the red. hay glare of the late sum aier sr.n. an 1 ti.e pla'ie wj .n w ith i's load of d-;a I crept 03 wrd. Great droning i:es crawled about the faits of the silent voy agTj, and dts-iy-Ir:ged vultures hovered a'wve. Uuj gajat, re-l-Leaked old fellow lor a time rode oa the sea; beside tiie Sj-ecter-driv-er, then, grow lag boiler, plunged back into the depths of tLe wag v-. And tha heavy wag'a slowly creaked a-.d clanked aio: g the rja!. ck.ojtt 7 Stocit Note.s. Never alio the ou.iesto ria Joan ia oadliioo. Be sure the caf.ie are Ui before send ing to market Breeding for early maturity w ill help increase the pre tits. Because corn ia con venient to feed ma ny iced their hog-, too zaacu, I! the p;gs cannot hae a gvd past.ire, grow some soiling enq-s for them. A little Cura to groi.".g p'gi is benei ciai, but too much is tlctrioietitah Feed the pigs the refase f.oia the or chard and gar iea ; it ai is to Ce variety- TLe hog per.ssh-vjld not gi ,-e off of fensive odor-j any more than the siabis. a the a.-erag; ta.-.u a i;i pigs caa r.-alilj b oia ie :n 1 p.-- .I;. .le thaa lairier numb-. r. Ti-e slops from the Ljii.-j ar o n t good sabei.t-ie for water a.ih.'-g1! aiaay urmers omp-cl it to take th plae. One cal; v;ii ral.-I ia rt'a t v stunted during the :.t year's gr.li. It it Lot aec-oa ar, - .Acer, to force tiie growth. Treat the hog? in a -a; tLat will at kat sec-ore reasonable go-l h .-ait a and thrift; this is necessary it' a pro.it is to be realiz el. Ia Lrceii.cg, '.Le gad tra.ts-.-f the dua should Le Unproved upen by ti.e. sire, t that liiey can be per.-ctiiir.ed at folly as p., a iLle. No man can toil wSat th-t p--U-e of ag r il'-.irjl pr.d i.ta . 1 bj a y ar :i -a.-, taat a., tie tar.iier caa d U to lr- vid; for fature con'.ngeui is aad take the chances. H3 Voted as She Desired. M:s. Seymour II ell tel's a s:. r of a woman who l.a i a husband in da.ly feur of her. He was a c-.-.-mber of the legisla ture, and his wife La i insisted apoa his voting for a woaua s-i f a-; bIL lis h a! pr,:ulae-I to do , b i: h:s b.'twr half Was afraid to trust blm. sal so en the d-ty the bill ai to co-ao up, all hied herself ; the gillery ia the legislative ha". The roli wx being called, and when the h.a'oani s naoie was reached he g-t up ind sai i 1 "Mr Speaker. I rtgret to cast my vote agaiast this Dill, but " At this instant a tail womaa, with a penetratir.g voice. leane-i oer the gil lery rail and sal ! 1 "Wiibertr And then Mr. W 11 Herts kne- U?i to shaky. IT-? said in a treaihllng voi--e ; "Mr. sjeAe-, v n; e." A'i)iiA (.-.:.,- r-.-. Jarrs Whitivinib 111 ey t'ls a little sto-y that t h jnniri!y i.!.i-!iai s treex periiiient.il ten ieny of uii-.iind. Oa oa; Cfeaoion tittle Janus is-. ivd hitie Willie to nir-ij ov-r : L; house aa I speed the night with Li.u. A.er the to had g-ce to be! James remarke-1 ir. evident st: rpr.se and palu. " Why, Wiilie ! j oa J'n't say your p niy ers to-aight. did you'." "No," acswere-1 Wiilie, doggtdly. "I ida t say 'era to night, J.la't say 'e:a last night, an i aia't iS- i.V to say 'era to morrer night Then, if there don't any thing tad get nie, I aiu t evVrg -a to say 'em."' A Mistaken r'em3le. 1 Two gentleiiien in the orchestra. Mr. ; Manhattan Beach- and Mr. Uptown Gay ; boy, are disputing abc'it their opera : g'asses. Each one claims to have tLe i best ' Mr. Gay toy "1 caa coont the ric- kles in the face of that old woman in the box up there." Mr. Beach "And I can count her gray hairs with mine." The lady in the box observed that the two gentlemen were fcx-king at Ler, so wit"! a gratified srn.le tie said to a friea-i at her side : "A handsexe woman always attracts attention." I H )-!' sarsapan la ahsoia'ely enrvs I all dl. eases caused by ixpure M-jcJ and ! it builds cp the he STsteiru AVhAt walks oa its Leal all iay Iijcg? The nail ia your boot.