A Trip Through ths South and Over Battle Fields. Below we publish an amount of trip through the .Southern States in a letter from our old friend an J former resident of Somerset Co, S. P. Sweitzer, Proprie tor of the American Hotel, Cutnlierland, Md. Mr. t-eiuer left Somerset in Jan, Jy.2, and served in Co. G, 19iU Pa. In tintrr, Hth Army Corps, Army of the Cumberland, and commanded by Gen eral Koeencrani. In bis trip through the South be revisited the old battle fields, an amount of which be gives be low. CmnEKiaxn, Mn, May 21, 1SV2. Mr. Euit.'k: We left Cumberland on the Sth of ilay at 1.30 o'clock a. m, and proceeded by way of Pittsburgh to Cincinnati, and thence to Chattanooga, Teun. Krom here we viBited the battl efieMs of Chica toauga and Lookout Mountain, the form er of which is situated about ten and the latter two miles from Chattanooga. We cmld readily see the evidences of the fi-arful strife tliat took place there daring the three days of Sept. I'.'th, 20th and ITUt, The marks of the shell and cannon shot are still visible upon the forest tret, whose scarred visa,. will bear testimony of that contest for cges to come. It was here our friend Sweise of Somerset lost an arm and our regi ment was reduced to about forty effect ive men. The iandscaj still bears a fa miliar resemblance, although each im provement has been male in the sur rouu.!;njrs. Some of the old breast works that I had helped to build still re gain, monuments of scenes we hope nev er to be repeated. We pic ked np a num U r of relis, such as bullets, pieces of shell, parts of canteens and cartridge box es, and recognized in a dilapidated build ing standing on the field, a house we had u.d 3 a hospital after the bat'Ie. We next vi.iited Lookout Mountain, which we a?o nded by means of an in clined p'aiu which is :;:;) Aft Ion;; and attains an elevation of liV) feet, the most extensive it is claimed of any in the United i-utes. On the tuamit of the mountain there U quit: a larfc'e summer r.-sort, where several hotels r.f tlie most approved order are run at th"ir full ca pacity duiiiifi the suinmrr. Our accotij j.anyiii arii-4 took a D!i!iilT "f j.hnto (.'raph from this summit. The view lie in;; exceedingly fine, l..k;n' o-it from tliis lofty r-li upon the jrreat esi-ane f territory can be seen one of the most lautifiil landscapes ever w itnessed. The dark green foliage of the forest inter spersed by culti vated fields and beauti ful villas, with the Tccnesee river flow ing through the center, its bosom glisten ing in the sunlight and mist like a sheen of silver. I Lave almost forgotten to mention that the city of ChatUno ga, w hich was al most entirely destroyed during the war, Las become a handsome city of oO.OoO or more inhabitants and the center of great manufacturing industries. The old forts that we had built Lave all been torn down and Louses and streets occupy their places. We next went to Atlanta, Georgia( )assing a numlier of battle fields on the route, on all of which I was able to rec ognize some familiar object. Among the more prominent were Lesaeca, New Hope Church Station, Kenesa Mount ain, Peach Tree Creek, lecatur and Jonesborough, Ga. The latter place is a town of about 1000 inhabitants situated "0 miles from Atlanta, and is the point on which Sherman made his great Hack movement, engaging and defeating Gen. Hood on Aug. Jlst, IStU, and causingthe capitulation of Atlanta. We were ena bled to obtain many relics of the battle here. AVe also discovered a number of trees with cannon balls and pieces of tdiell embedded in their trunks On our route and w ithin about four wiles of At lanta we arrived at another battle iieid where Gen. Mcpherson lost his life and also a Confederate, lien. Walker. One and one-half miles from this point is Port Walker, w hich stiil s:ands as a mon ument of the bloody days. There are four pieces of cannon still left there rang ing from I:.' to l) paundrs. The car riages have about rotted away but the puns and caissons still remain. We next proceeded to Atlanta, w here we remain ed three days enjoying the hospitality oi the most hospitable people. We were shown every courtesy and attention thit one could desire. We met a great num ber of ex-Confederates and fought onr battles over again, but in a friendly and brotherly manner. Atlanta is as great a city as her eople are hospitable. It contair.6 oO.'kX) inhabitants, line public buildings and a great surrounding park, l-eautifully located and containing a grand collection of animals and birds of almost every kind. It is said to contain the largest elephant and lion in the world. There are two street railways running into the park and the cars are constantly crowded, to their full capaci ty. We left Atlanta with regret, deploi ing the fact that business claimed enr t'tne. We next proceeded to Savannah, Ga, over the same route taken by She: mm in thegrand walk around, 'and I was agreeably entertained throughout thelineby being coutinually confronted w ith fau-iliar objects, and not the least agreeable I assure you was the old Con federates who had oposed us in the Mar. h to the Sea." My most pleasant time was spent with them in talking of - Auld Lang Syne." Savannah is a very nice city, rather hot, and w ith very swampy surroundings. Here are the great rice fields which it is necessary to overflow, populated chiefly by colortd people, and where they say "no white man can live after sundown. We next visited Tybee Island, on the Atlantic Ocean, where there i?. an exten sive summer resort, and one can bereen joy the cool and invigorating breeze of the t;ulf Stream. We bad the pleasure here of viewing one of Cm-ie Sams men-of-war, monstrous, huge and formidable, but clean and tidy as a new pin, brist ling w ith puns and apparently invulner able. With a sigh w e now turn our face homeward, iu our course visiting liome, G.; Kncxville.Tenn.; Bristol and Iloa niAe lay end Luray Caves. We arrived home after an absence of about ten days siigbtlv fatigued but well satisfied with the lime i.peLt. s. P. s. An Actor's Unknown Friend. "J. JeiTerson." said an old theatre goer, "had taken a ia ly to a restaurant and whtn he put lis hand in rwt- J to pay bis bill Le didn't feel a penny no expia:nea nis os:non to the cashier, but the cashier 'didn't know him.' The Inspiration began to oozj when a gen tleman stepped op, laid twenty dollar bill on the desk and said : "I know you sir; allow me to settle. Mi fferson was profuse in his thanks, nd when near the door, said : "You must give me your name and ad dress, sir, in order that I may call around to-morrow and settle. "Never mind that," raid the stranger unasmne. -ibat bill was a counter- ! feit and I got seve: teen dollars in i Change.' U,0 Curved. . Religion in Virginia City. When Bishop Whittaker came to Vir ginia City be wanted to establish a church. It was nothing to get trustee for a mining company, but in a church enterprise a man has to die to fill bis shorts. Yet the Bishop did pretty welL He finally got all his trustees save one, and be selected Abe for the honor, though Abe was a 6inner, and a profane one at that, Abe attended the first meet ing of the trustees. I would be glad to help you, Bishop," he said, "but it , I don't know. I can run a mine or a quartz mill, but I don't know any more than a Chinaman about running a chnrch." But the Bishop prevailed. He inform ed the trustees that he bad plans and specifications for a church that would cost ;,0C0, lot included. He said he be lieved f 1,500 might be raised by sub scription, leaving the church but $ 7,500 in debt, which amount would run at low interest and might be paid up in four or five years. Everybody expressed ap proval except Abe, who kept silent. His opinion was asked by the clergyman. " Why it, Biihop," cried Abe, " I told you that I knew nothing about church business, but I den't like the plan. Ifyouwereto get money at 13 per cent, pel annum, which is only half the ban king rate, your interest would amount to nearly f I ,11 -0 a year, or almost as much as you expect to raise for a com mencement If you w ant a church, it, why don't you work the business as though you believed it would pay ?" Abe sat down and the Bishop's heart sank. " Well, Lave yon got a better scheme ?" a-ked one of the trustees. " You bet," said Abe. "I move that an assessment of $1,000 be levied on each of the trustees, the same to be payable immediately." The Bishop bad just come from the hast aid he was bewildered. The good man f.dterod : "I fear I cannot at present raise f l,iy" " Never mind, Bishop," said Abe, ,-we will take yourj out in preaching." The checks were forthcoming, and Abe went throngh thecamp on a collecting tour, striking everyWly merchant, sa loon keepers, gambler, all alike. In an hour lie had the w hole $',0il), and car ried a certificate f r it to the clergyman. Take that for a starter, Bishop," said A1m. ' It won't le enough, for I guess a ciiuich is like an old qruuiz mill the c m4 always exceeds the estimates a good deal ; but go ahead, and w hen you need more money we will levy another assess ment on the infernal sinners." Abe never joined the church, and swore a little to the last. The Bishop preached bis funeral snuon and did it with moist eyes and a trembling voice. Abe's part in building the church was only one of his whims, but for years be was a Providence to 'res of people on the Comstock. S in Fniuci.vo llaunliur. Bucklen s Arnica Salve. The best Salve inthe world for Cats, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Kheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chil blains, Corns, and ali Skin Eruptions, and positively cures Piles, or no pay re quired. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by J. N. Sny der. A Story of Real Life. I saw a woman the other day dead. She was twenty-six years old, sleeping she didn't look seventeen. Every trace of sin was off her face, and it wa be cause for a few months before she died she knew what it was to have a little consideration. She would clasp the sis ter's hand the sister of whom she bad grown so fond and say : " It's so good to be allowed to just rest." Then w hen the hour came that she had to face her iod, Bhe said, "sister, you promised me He wonld be kind to me," and, holding her by the hand, the sister answered her : " Yes." And then just as she clos ed her eyes she asked, " !i, ;t(d have mercy on me a sinner." And be will. I lead, she was gowned in a little w hite dres.', and a white rose in her hand she had asked for this from a women who was in the habit of going to the hospital because, she said, " If that little baby had lived, who was the child of my sia and love, I should have named it Lose." The little procession that went awsy from the hospital that day consisted of the "dear, dead woman," and of two wo men who had gotten to know her through her illness, and a priest to say a few words over her. Bat they believed as firmly as they believed in the exist-em-e of a God that the poor weak soul would be forgiven because it had loved much. You see, we, being women, ought not to dare to judge unfortunate sisters. Jut think of the horror of it. It may be your daughter or mine. Ilemember what is said : Shall l'-o n.ia l.o'i.l LiM-rMe Crvnanrd Till iu I)e ead iImt ,!ay of day. At juiiiiii-at. oi:e of hi own race, A frail an ! htl yon shall rise His (la'U't.ifr, uiih hi riktter eye. .Y. ( Ynrt Av. The children's health must not be ne glected. Cold in the head causes ca tarrh. Kly's Cream Balm cures at once. It is perfectly safe and is easily applied i nto the nostrils. The w orst cases yield ing to it. Price 50c. One of my children bad a vcrr bad discharge from her nose. Two uhvsi- cians prescribed, but without benefit We tried Ely's Cream Balm, and, much to our surprise, there was a marked im provement e continued using the Bairn and in a short time the discharge was cured. O. A. Cary, Corning, X. Y. Aphorisms. Self-respect is the cornerstone of all virtue. Silence at the proper reason is w isdom and lietter than any s;.eeeh. Sloth, like ru-t, cnanmes faster than labor wears, while thesed key is always iTight. To be selfish is to sacrifice the nobler for the meaner ends, and to be solidly content I think yon will find that neon'e who honestly mean to be true reallv contra dict themselves much more rarely than those who try to be consistent No man has come to true creatines who has not felt in soma degree that his life belongs to his race, and that w hat God gives him He gaes him for man kind. There is nothing so small but that w may honor God by asking lib guidance of it or insult h:ui by taking it into our ow n bands, and what is true of the Dei ty is true of His revelation. Every man's powers have relation to ome kind of work ; and w heaever be finds that kind cf work which be can d i best -that to which his powers are best a lapte.'. he finds that which will give bim the best development and that by w bu-h he ta.n build up, or make his man hood. Every testimonial regarding Hood's Sarsaparill is an honest, unpurchased statement of w hat this medicine has act ually done. Keep Young. " Mother wanta to keep me a baby un til I am 25," pouted girl of It, whose wise mother w anted to have her retain the loosely-flowing lock and the youth ful simple garments buitable to her years for a couple of seasons longer. Thisconi plaii.t is very frequently beard coming from lips of maidens who are to be en vied owing to their adorable youth, the very thing they despise. The rosy flush, tlie slight figures, the clear eyes will nev er belong to them but once. Once only can a woman be young. She may ia lime be an angel, but she w ill never again be a girL Bo not forget this, oh, ye young ones so anxious to put behind yon the one period of your existence w h en the sun thiues as it never will ugain, and w hen the birds sing with a brighter, swifter meaning than will be board w hen the morning has passed and high noon with the greater beat and pressure of the burdens of life has rushed upon you. Isn't every young thing sweeter and purer than the world-hardened older ones of the same species? Look at the lambs at play, note the ten der green leaves that shoot out in their innocent verdure from the old winter seasoned branches. Pnppies and kittens are the moat appealing creatures, and when one cornea to babies there never can be in all this lovely world anything quite so sweet and lovable as a dear lit tie dimpled cooing baby. Th erefore, girls, stay young. You may have to bear some snubs and submit to some indignities owing to your extreme youth, but the time will come when you w ill long for these allusions to a crime of w hich you are no longer guilty. His Politics Tested in Blood. One of the handsomest delegates at Minneapolis was S. S. Matthews, of Mis-si.-ippi. He is a 6ix-footer, finely pro portioned, has curly black hair reaching to his shoulders an.l wears a white slouch 1 at. In the Ltr gunge of his colleagues, he is a "prince" in manner and one of the most popular Republicans in Missis sippi. His llepublicanism hasbeen test ed in such a temsrkable manner as to leave no doubt as to its genuineness. It was not many months ago that his fath er, who insisted on going to the xlls an ! voting the straight Bpublicati tick et, was wanel by the Pemoerais not to do so on jiain of instatit death. Seven of these desperadoes drew lots to see which should le executioner in case the elder Matthews persisted in his purpose. The man who was thuschosen warned Mr. Matthews not to vote. He paid no attention to the words and started to ward the polls, a Republican ticket in bis hand. The desperado at once seized a double-barreled shotgun and em ptied both loads into Mr. Matthew's body. In stead of bringing th man to justice, the Democrats elected him Mayor of the town. Shortly after this one of the dead man's sons was warned in the same man ner, but he paid no attention to the threat and was also murdered in cold blood. "It is only a question of time when they get me too," said Mr. Mat thews, "but they ran make up their minds that I will stick it out to the end and keep on voting the Republican tick et I, too, have lieen warned. What lit tle I have is here in Mississippi and I don't propose to be frightened away or to go somewhere to starve. I have one other brother w ho moved away from the State, and these desperadoes Lave sent him w ord that if be ever returned to Mis sissippi they will kill him. Down there a Republican is hated like poison, and they call them rattlesnakes. A man without nerve does not dare to assert that he is aught but a Democrat These mur derers are never brought to justice. They are not even indicted, and no in quest is ever neia over me body of a murdered Republican. Lawlessness reigns supreme. We paid a lawver one thousand o'ollars to prosecute the mur derer of my brother, but the district at torney declared that it was bis business and iu consequence nothing was done." " Naturally there are few Republican voters in .Mississippi. JJul mere are enough to elect delegates to the National Convention and votes count there. Our delegation is almost solid for Harrison ; m fact, I may say there is not a Blaine delegate in the lot." It Should be In Every House. J. B. Wilson, :;71 Clay street, Sharps burg, Ta, says be w ill not be without Dr. King's New Discovery for Consump tion, Coughs and Colds, that it cured bis w ife who was threatened with Pneumo nia after an attack ol " Ia Grippe," when various other remedies and several phy sicians had done her no good. R jbert Barber, of Cooksport, Pa, claims Dr. King's New Discovery has done bim' more good than anything be ever used for Lung Trouble. Nothing like it. Try it Trial bottles free at J. X. Snvder's Drug store. Large bottles 50c and $1.00 Eods Should be Kept Warm. If trustworthy statistics could be bad of the number of persons who die every year or become permanently diseased from sleeping in damp or cold beds, they would probably be astonishing and ap palling. It is a jeril that constantly be sets traveling men, and if they are wise they will juvariably insist on having their beds aired and dried, even at the rkk of causing much trouble to their landlords. But, according to Good Housekeeping, it is a peril that resides also in the home, and the cold "sre room" has slain its thousands of hapless guests, and will go on w ith its slaughter till people learn wisdom. Not only the euests, but the family, often suffer the penalty of sleep ing in the cold rooms and chilling their bodies, at a lime when they need all their bodily heat, by getting between cold sheets. Even in waim summer weather acold damp bed w ill get in its deadly work. It is a needless peril, and the neglect to provide dry rooms and beds has in it the elements of murder and suicide. Electric Bitters. This remedy is becoming so well know u and so popular as to need no s;e- ial mention. AH who have used Elec tric Bitters sing the same sing of prai e. A purer medicine does not exist and it is guaranteed to do all that is claimed. Electric Bitters w ill cure all diseases of the Liver and Kideej s, w ill remove Pim ples, Boils, Salt Rheum, and other affec tions caused by impure blood. Will drive Malaria from the system and pre vent as well as cure all Malarial fevers. For cure of Headache, Constipation and Indigestion try Electrie Bitters. Entire satisfaction guaranteed, or money refund ed. Price 50c. and $1.00 per bottle at J. N. Snyder's drug store. We learn of our kind, and the morj we know the more we crave contact with living men; and be is the master who, amidst the crowd, keeps, with perfect sweetness, the independence of solitude. Fame comes only when deserved, and then it is as ir.ev itable as destinv. A MAD rOET rushed Into newspaper office recently, and threatened to "clean out" the es tablishment because they printed hU verses wronr. Said he: "I wrote, 'To dwell forever iu a grot of peace,' and vou idiots put it 'a pot of grease.'" The mortified editor presented him with a vial of Dr. Tierce's Pleasant Pellets, a year's subscription and an apology. The little "Pellets" positively cure sick and nervous headache, biliousucss, costiveiiess, and all derangements of the stomach, bowels and liver. It's a large contract but the smallest things in the world do the bu-iuess Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They're the small est but the mo-t effective. They go to work in tho right w ay. They cleanse and renovate the liver, stomach and bowels thoroughly but they do it mildlv and gently. Y'ou feel the food they do but you don't feel them do lug it. They're the clicaptst pill you can buy, bcouuse they're guaranteed to give satisfaction, or your money is returned. You only pay for the gaud you get That's the ' peculUtr plan all Dr. Tierce's medicines are sold on, through druggets. Words of Wisdom. Mercy and truth are the wings of love. It takes more courage to endure than to act. Mercy is the touch of a mother dress ing a wouud. The right kind of a man is never hurt any by prosecution. The gold piating on a w ire does not make it any stronger. The surest way to win the love of pe pie is to become lovable. Whenever a wise man makes a mis take it teaches bim Something. Some of the organ's sweetest notes come from pipes that ran not lie seen. Self-conceited people are very apt to think they can get along without any help. On the day that a man thinks he is a fool be has becoue a near neighbor to wisdom. The only people who are not made bet ter by giving are thoj w ho do not give half enough. The people who are trying the hardest to get rich in this world will be the poor est inthe next N"o man can get wisdom enough to keep Lim from seeing to-morrow that be has been a fool to-day. Light travels at the rate of nearly two hundred thousand miles in a second, but it is a smiill consolath n to think of it when vou fall over a wheelbarrow in the dark. Do You Kiss at Home. A traveling man, who was also the head of a prosperous firm, promised bis newly-wedded wife that be would give her a dollar every time be kissed her and in that way she could save plenty of money. Things went on in this way for several years, and, as be made plen ty of money he faithfully kept his prom ise. Finally reverses came, and the once prosperous traveling man found be was virtually a pauper. He wenthome to his wife and told her all. She, however, did not seem to feel worried, and be was somew hat surprised w hen she asked him to take a ride with her that afternoon, but accepted her invitation. Passing a large block on a well known street she said : " That's mine." Soon she came to a handsome flat and said : "That's mine." Well, she showed him several places w ith the same remark, until be began to be suspicious and inquired: "How in the deuce did you accumulate bo much wealth?" "iKjyou remembtrthe con tract you made when we were married ?" she said. " Yes," be replied, " I do." " Well, I have invested it, and it has made us rich." The traveling man hung his head and said nothing. This w as kept up for thirty minutes, until his wife became alarmed, and she asked : " What is the matter, and what are you thinking about?" " I was thinking of bow rich we would be if I had done all my kissing at borne." A Famous Old Argonaut Judge. Judge RearrJen described the morning appearance of the lute Judge Lake when be sat npon the bench. It eeros that Judge Lake used to be a sort of Judge Jeffreys toward criminals and that his mercy was never strained. For instance be would walk up the steps of the "bench," aud the poor murdering or thieving criminal below would shiver and think of cells and gallow s. "Pat," the Judge wonhl say, sharply, "heat the stove.'" Then the faithful menial would stir the fire hurriedly, and the Judge would ad just his shining collar and faultless neck cloth. After which be would rub bis polish ed finger nails together and thrust them through a page or two. of the decisions of of that famous British jurist, Lord Erg kin, and !as a climax he would look at bis translucent bands and exclaim. "Hurry them up I've only a few min utes this morning." Then the batch of prisoners would ba usuerea inio me uock anil me steely eyes of the Judge would le turned upon them in such a fashion that, like certain pictures painted by the old masters, one might imagine that the eyes looked a dozen different ways at once. Lake eeeras to have lieen so impartial that he lucked discrimination, for on a certain occasion, when the clerk called off the first name on the docket, a gray- bearded burglar of sixty-eight years step ped forward to be sentenced. "Prisoner at the bar," said the Judge inspecting his elegant little finger nail "you have been before this court on the barge of theft many times. I hesitate to be severe, but in justice to public mor als I find it my duty to sentence you to confinement in State prison for the term of fifty years, and when yon emerge from its walla j ou may lie a better man V "Sty, Judge," said the clerk, looking up to the polished jurist, "you've got the wrong man you foreot it was .vnnn j Hays you were going to send up for fifty years. The old tramp, there, ain't going to last two years, let alone fifty." "Ah ! bow is that ?" demanded the Judge, inspecting the list on bis desk "Oh, I see yes, yes! dear me 1 bow very odd ! Just give Hayes fifty years also, and you may as well let the other matter stand. When a man of sixty odd years hasn't learned enough to avoid being found out he's much fafer in jail." And the docket would proceed. Franciteo llxasn'uife, I Katie Cot the Book. Katie was going U bed, after a day of toil, minding her sick and maimed dolls chronic invalids all of them and her beautiful duck, the one old qiuwker that traveled w ith the bens because he bad no belter company. The robin that bad been watching her out of the corners of bis bright eyes, as he run oyer the lawn and listened to her prattle, was asleep al ready, with bis head under bis wing, and Katie's bnr.g heavily on ber mother's shoulder while she was undressing her. "Now Ilay me" bad been said, with many yawns in between, and mamma's pet had lieen tucked in rongly ; but just as the sleepy eyes were closing, she sud denly Bat bolt upright " Mamma," she said, " I want John ny's picture book that one with the Iambs." " Hush Katie," said ber mother, the least bit wearily, for the little feet and the little tongue had never ceased going one moment all day. "Nowwewillgo to sleep." "But mamma," and the big eyes plead ed earnestly, "can't I have Johnny's picture book this onst?" " Not to-nignt, dearie ; it is too late." "Mamma," said Katre, sitting up very traight and looking very solemn indeed, ' I heard a story of a little g'r! she was a good little girb that asked her mamma onst, when she was put to bed, for the picture book with lambs, and the mam ma told her she couldn't have it, and and," the baby voice fell to an awed whisper, and the eyes grew very big, "in just about two minutes she was dead!" " My. Katie! And what killed her so quick ?" " Because," said Katie, with convic tion, "because she didn't get the book." She got it, and in five minutes was asleep with it in her arms. JTurjier't Not in Stock. Fair Customer" I live in the suburbs and I want a watchdog." Iealer " Yes, mum." " But of course I don't want one that w ill keep us awake all night barking at nothing." " Yes, mum." " lie must lie big and strong and fienv, you know." "Asgmtle as a lamb with ns, you know." " Yes, mum." "And he must ponnee on every brutal man that comes along, and drive bim off." " Yes. mum." "Buthe mustn't interfere with any poor but honest man looking for work." "o,mum." " If a burglar comes prowli ng aro und at night thedog should make mince meat of him in an instant" " Yes, mum." " But he mustn't attack a neighbor who drops in for an evening call." " No, mum." "And of coarse he mustn't molest peo ple who come hurrying in at all hours of the night to call my husband. He is a doctor, you know." "No, mum. I see what you want You want a mind reader dog." " Yes, I anppose so. Can you se nd me one ?" " Yery sorry, mum, but I'm just out of that kind." A Fatal Success. The little woman was blue and looked tired, and of course the neighbors drop ped in and tried to sympathize with ber. The little woman said that she was worn out with sewing and asked the neighbor if she had ever tried to do any sewing on her husband's clothes. "Why, yes, poor, dear," replied the neighbor. "It is hard work, and then no one but a tailor can ever satisfy a man. I worked two days once trying to fix over a coat for my husband, and then he only growled and grumbled and took it to a tailor to have it all done over again." "My experience was worse than that," said the little woman, sadly. "My hus band was always growling because he had to go to a tailor for everthing. and finally in pure desperation I undertook to put new linings inthe sleeves of bis overcoat." "I know, I know," broke in tho neigh bor. "Awfully hard to make them fit just right, and to get a color that w ill suit a man." "Yes, but I consulted him about the color, and then took the old linings out and studied them to see how they were cut I couldn't have them too loose or too tight, you know." "Of course not And when it was all done and you felt that you had earn ed his thanks, you waited for him to say something that would please you, and he didn't" " h, no he didn't. "He just growled out that a five-year- girl could do as well as that, and that it would all have to be torn out again. "No, I w ish he bad. He tried it on and said that it was fairly well done, and he guessed he'd never have to go to a tailor again for repairs, and be hasn't That's w hat makes me so tired to-day Oh, if I only had it to do over again, I'd fix it so he couldn't get that coat on." Chhmjo Tribune. Learning to Pop.- It is queer how small an occurrence serves to attract a crowd. The other evening popcorn kiosk at the corner of D. street and the avenue was surrounded by a gaping crowd, ranging in character from gamins to gentlemen, all breath lessly watching the proprietor as he shook a popper over the gas flames. A couple of youn ladies happened to be passing, and one of them inquired : "W hat are those men staring at !" "They are learning bow to pop," repli ed ber companion. "Oh, sighed the speaker, "how I wish Charlie would take a few lessons:" iri.iiji() jw. will be paid for a recipe enabling us to make Wolff's Acme Black in" at such a price that the retailer can profitably sell it at ioca bottle. At present the retail price is roc. Tbii cT-r it ooev until Tairaarr it iSa Tom particular! adjrcu ibe andcxu-lrcd. Acme Blacking is made of rere r.lcohoL oilier liquid dressings are nuoc cf wr.ttr. Water costs nothing. A'coLU is dear. Who can show uj bow to make it without alcohol o lint wecan make Acme Blacking as cl.esp xs water dressing, or put it in fancy pacl cs like mar.y of the water dressir.tr, cii thon charge for the out-ide appearance in. itead of charging for the contents cf the bottle? WOLFF & nATTDOLFH. rhilaclclphia. PIK-RON is the name of a paint of which a sec. bottle is enouqh to make sit scratched and dulled cherry chairs looli like newly fini-hed r.a. beanies. It will do many ether remarkabla thicks which bo cthtrr paint can dot AJ1 retailers scli it, ilijos Tix-nii NO 'SURE 'EVERT CASE if OiJ&li kiw ot tlieaiAc Incurable Cases Declined. Fxamtnalioa free by null. rv sufferer from Asthma or P. HAROLD HAYES, M. D.. New Spring Goods S. E. PHILLIPS, 103 Clinton Street, Louthcr Ac Green's Illock, JOHXSTOWN, T-A.. DSIES.S CiOOllS. Consisting of Ph.-k and Colored Shallie Silks, Surah Silks, Velvet an 1 Velveteens in all colors, :lack and Colored Henriettas at i'-'i. .To, 50,7-, f 1 tw and .! -- per yard. We have a full line of all fVvr.U I'hevernn Itarra and Chenues. eto. Cotton Dress CJood-. Foile-Ju-nord Outicg Cloth, Canton Cloth, Cliirt-s and Suti ins. IjuII'Kpriiiff Jarkft. A full lir.e of I)oniest!es. We gturantic all onr Ki-1 tiiutts. Call an! sec us. S. E. PHILLIPS. GENERATION AFTER GENERATION. O f PAY l USED ASD ELEisID IT. . -rj Trar-r sbouM uve & Uftle of il in lit u . I. Every Sufferer h.r,.Z von Hernia. IHphtrVria. Tnu.-f . itirrh. U-n-l:it,, Atfi;ii i,l ti.n.-rv Vt.ri't:, I'Mrrli-ia- Km S r. tn lwir or lumx, SUIT JwiM .r Mnurw, iU ft'cl in thi :I At:.-!!! n-.tt-f H'1v tnlnf'.i-t fr Mol.W-T.Tywh.-n. l'-,-- t.-J. ! tr:ul. i-.iv. FOTJTZ'S HORSE AND CATTLE POWDERS foutz fOJIZ - I.: xo Ttn. if K ;!' !' v i.;-.--- 1" ,.' .,,'! ..'. -, v i ! i:i's IVw-''. - tr -!!. i.- I, , . .. . !r. I-'.ITF' Pi." TV r TA 1 fioiii Try n. -:. 1 : ::u DAVID IT. rc'LTZ, Proprietor, XlAillXOlii:. HU. rittstiurKh F"ma!f Ooilece and I OiSr-r KYATi'U'l I'C i ll -Ii 1 ..;-' tot'M-!t r-N lioiar- c!M!'on.. It. Si-mi lor r lu'y.vwii. iv. y, . ;:. , u i- In ' A. II Nu:' k.)j-. ir. YOU CAN FIND THIS PAPER iu Cic in !'rTTNR!-v i EEi'DIGTCIi EROs. j.rt If joa n.l htt:;.-f!t M . - - - - ' i . ?..r tr , W.r.CJ U. A .1 J-L A. Al.I.A.N, lio i:o, Ausu'ta, ilaiue. S."(tyQ cr,A TRU SttELL W LLL- BriO3DOT!5.CCUGWi INCIPIENT KHSIWTIGH. KflY-FF-'ER. STKMfl, ETC- Crculars Tre Py Peter yogel. sotaerset-pa Origin of tho Word Caucus. Ioyoulike poliiifs? Ifyon, Joyou have read much about "caucus' and raore about "bosses." About 17-4, Saiuuel At-lams, tlie father olf&iniu-l AJams cf revolutionary fauie, and a sot-re or so of others useJ to meet toother in a hail at the north end of Boston, where the ship yards and rope walks were. The club was destined "to lay iltus fur introducing certain ierFons into j liii-es of trust and power." It wa largely composed of men in the shijbHi!diiir indxtry and !i;-m-e Wis called "the CV.ker's Ciub." Thus arose one of tho bv.t known terms in politics canons. In thejear 17(3 Joiin Adams madesn entry in his diary, which fliovvs that the change from culkers to caucus had a'.reaily taken place. He wrote: "This day learned that the Caucus Club meets at certain times in the parn-t of Tom Daws, the adjutant cf the Roston rtyinient. There they smxke tobacco until jou can not nee from one- end of the garret to tLe other; they drink llip, I suppose; and there tney choose a moderator, wbii puts question to the vote regularly, and select men, assessors, col'ecturs, wardens, lire ward, and representatives are regularly chosen before tla-y are hose a iu tlie town." Peld Hears the News. White I'i aisks. X. V , Juiis !. At li o'c!o k to-i:i!it tlie ti'leihone in Hon. While! JMdC3untry ri'-iJence. nt-urtlii Tilla, Ih-tran to riiij;. Tlie ex-Minister arid his fimily re-MV. J ll;e inf. irmntiiii that lie had bern noaiinaretl for Vice I'resiilr :it ly acc.aiuaM in. The telephone was kfpt jjoin l.injf after ruiduilit, uniil the inmate? c!" Mr. Kei J a house became wea-y i.f answering the calls. Many pr.imir.etit II pulilicans railed upon Mr. Rri.1 and eoriirtula'cd him nimn his nom"r:a'Kin. II ai) n.t'.Vfd many dis patches of the same import. hiihil hSE r rr n iv.. v. .n i..-.-.. . j feiel Vy ','.:.":"."r-;i er r- .j i .... i. . r ft ? v v. V. 'j - V-C'.- 1 t.:'-l.. b - .o k - I I .n, IU." lh.u. fV:: J j ...i i...ni. i t5M W -':'-""" " A CURE FOR EVERT CASE OF ASTHKt" etr . OF HAT FEVER." b"iumr uncomplicated ty prjanie disease, am t CURED TO STAY CURED bf ccnttituuonal treatment. ft -! Hay Favar. BUFFALO, N.Y. AT the New eavts. sut-h as t-t.IoM ARTISTIC JOB PRINTING A SPECIALTY. HARRY M. BESSHOFF, K A HU FACT US IN G SU TIOSER AND BLANK BOOK 3IAKE1I. HANNAM BLCCK, JOHNSTOWN. PA. Johnstown's New Grocery. II vi ,! .. 1 a n- r oiiocKiiv stoim:, S.n:tL-i-t C .,r r i f :-ut.t .t !.. u-l .-:,..., JOHNSTOWN, I am l'rci ari-tl t i f.irni.-!i Imyi-rs fr.-ni li!7i-r--!il rniiits with ai! k;n !-; tf l.-'fh fr -torus at lonv.-i j.ri. 'j. t'lMintry jrHiiti-, ;v .is iu;; tt r, v'j.i t4' tiikta ia i-x-i-hane llr ixrJs. JAMES D. RUTLEDGE. G. C. J0R3AN. JOSEPH HINCHMAN. JORDAN & HINCHMAN. rustomt-r v. i'.l f:u us at tho su( M star.'), iili i larger Mii't-'i' ''I our ona Lia:;;ifacV-rtJ gum is v.ch tt mmi k mm, than ever. A, wiiun-It1 dvaltrs iii CRACKERS, CANDIES, NUTS A0 FHUIT, we liv ini r. :i 1 iiiii.-a f..r filling c.-'i. r-I-r.i::i(.tiy a:i.l 5a;i-M. on.y. Joi-tlan Sr 1 linehmaii, JT0 anJ jTi J!.::i i;:.tt, JulIN-". .', PA. HOW TO SAVE MONEY. TIIV Uoot and Slioe Store. -ien-t i.oM-i ircm nn, an l a:: oilier Footwear at the l owest Trices. All cuo.is tr.ar:t.tce.i t.) :iv.' Satisfaction, if ii'.t as rcc Ciiimeiulfil, take tii'Ul 1 ;( k. Look fur t!ie s'.'n ith tlie lii 84 Franklin Street, JOHNSTOWN. - PA. . ..... ... .. Geo. 3!. Thoiiinv4.V Co., r- Cli.il..;. s:.-.ri, J''i:I"lN, I'A. GENERAL MERCHANDISE. All I-p.-irtiiirn's of r.i;r s;.p,' nr. v II -.. ii.i with i!ij If-Nt tT-l- m . can ''.y. a;:'l we arc ;'.eri-' cxI" w' i-'h O'jr Store is Heacfquarlers for the Choicest Country Produce. Tho m-h -It of f.ij..;e a:: I I'jiri--y i ). . t ii;s uev ir ht-rii !n..r. c ?:.!t t-. ft:: ! i- i i: p: 1 t Kr:-iltia:ij 1 ow . mi ! eaini:ie o-.ir uv. I r nviri - el that Vn- i- a Ha vain storv. WE SELL CROWN BAKING POWDER. A. H. h'USTON, Undertaker and Embaimer. . .... wfc Sm . . 3 r Collins, Caskets aud IlobeH OF ALL fcEADESUS HAND. a OOD I-IE AUS'JC a:iJ tverr-.'ii! p.':i!:i)i!C M f-i:url funii-hi.l South Tw'kfoot Strctt. S Pi-n'i (htll. 1 l. 1 ) KNNSY1.VA.M A 11 A 1 t h' A I. ft Jir.I :.iUE IX KKi'E'T lrV. T-X 1 ' EASTCRM ST A N CARD TIME. tl.-iTANCi: A.NU FAItE. " kl f J ft il " 1 11!". F:l"-. tl 1.' I"-', .'. 11 i:' ' ! ii '- ' ' j I 'JJ i tlie ta:i in t J.l:n-fo.vn Uy Att.-N-un " H-lrr.-fiiilV l-h;i ..!.-:.!.! B'.a.r-.rilie iat " (-neTi-iitirv - l':tr.i.urvli. hfliiimor- " Wa..fauig'vn. cospr-F.i Tt!fi arrire aiil .lt .-t froit WEr.VAEP. Ovkt. r FTf.r-- . -v.ro Kxr-r- JulltlM;u n A'-. olil:mlulio:l. K.pre.j. , Pui'iii K.tT. W ilV I'ftaM i,. r .Vttij J'hn-.lowii tlrv. t t Line . EA.-TiVAKil. At'.a::tie Expr1' .H-SJi.ir' l.xt.rc-v , Hurti-irtfir Ai-eouuk4aiiin. I'V Kxpr.-i. A-i.x.is.i Kxj.r.-s-. M.i.I K-.rs J -iiif-N-wn A'.-'niTii...lat.ita . fliiUt.ti-lphis fcxesii F.-t Line...... m a. m ti i. a. m '.' a. m 9-. n ..... : .. p. m I i" '.' ' 1. Ill .... '. .1 p. IU. i a. m. .' i.i .t. n. .1 a. m. l' r a. PI. 1 ,.. I 1 H 1!1 T ji. in. 7 Mp.l:l. 10: U i. Bl. CONDENSED TIME TABLES. Baltimore and Ohio Eailroad. Somerset and Cambria Branch S(i:thwaki. J.,hi-i-n Mil F.-i--". S.'Pl.-rsel 1 Sr. iy... -R.x karoo.! : Id a, jr , ti.u Uu.. er-vi.ie J.'.n.i:,rn .' f.-j.rw. In-k-.iin.l II.:'., a. m., N.M.TV 11 '. Mnintoan ij:.;, H.. er ii.e lJ::iT, Julill-lowo 1..A1 1 Bl. ijol.iut-ir A win.;,,,-R, tuoo.1 40 p. m , Soiaer- I t.:i p. nu. tii.iwt in n i..:i p. ui., HvtT?ilit-.i- p. ni.. Ju.i!ist.wu 7: -. p. in. Sum'.iv AernmnulnU-jtTiuekxtw 11-:!S a. ni tx.uK-rsel, 1 SOITHWAKD. m.. H.ir.v.Mvvi:!.. Esyrrxt .r,.hr.town p. m.. IIiwverri"e 4 !7 sioyeivu 4: a), duUH-ret 6:Jl, iUM-kwumi ITaovrrYiile ni., S.mert-t t"l' a. lit., Stoe.tmvn t, Vi 1 a ru , kufk-Aouj :j a. in. P- m.. Imil. scmrDT nuiumu The Largest and Most Completo Wine, Liquor and Cigar I Iou; 'x IN THE UNITED STATES. Trl . Jt DISTILLER AND JOBBER OF : Fine Whiskies. " Si. IMPORTER OF i:1 lrii3; Xiici'ii anil Ji: -T- xo. S3 j.v." sr riiTir a yes fit, Fmr.i:.u, ix oi All or-Urs receive 1 t.y mail will r- v:ve prompt a-.-...: . :. - f Cinderella Stoves and Ran'I Their Lessens LaLcr. TT will vo;i to c.iu:.i.:e i tccl to Le a iroo-1 lak'T. It h;:s the .ur.-ct mu '.:: j ,;iin havo a i'.re ia r!.c-i..i'i t!:0 ti.i: iT'ilic! w ita t!..- .;.:-r j Tiiic is avaltKi' Ie f.-ature w':cn yen v.-;t:.t a .-ui -k lire !'t :v . r I T has r.a extra !.ir-o I::.'t oven. I'lOtw-Vv v.'iiiiLw T!. ! a j.f-rl-ct l.akt r. :i::-i no l-urnhtir oa tko t It Lis Ti i; '..-v . i 1 .... . - : trnttf, wliioii is th.? j t i:lv- ic :i ("Mai.c.i" a.ia .;....,.,.. v--. ,. t j jn'tially ilural-lo. havi::; tl.rcc f-cj-arai..- sM.s. or the a.Na:;-.:. .- t; rates in one. arl i;t oa.-ilv ivai''l ly tin aetiuti oi the :ir-. J!.i:..t-.i. :::. 1 y WIN ... 1 1'::: ' :r;'i. S.-: 1 i:.l ' ..,:.!,::. , ! : . JAMES 11. IIOLDEUIUmr, Somerset. P V Ki-i,,-ir.p--r t Kurtz, lktY.n. IV.., an.l V. J. Corc-r A S-n., M U . ; l:r.M!".Mi;Ki: -'Thiu.-s ooneuell aii.l with a care, exempt ;!:.:-.'.. - u nt :' JO IT WIT.I, PAY VOU TO svr T H 1 3Iemori;;l Vork WM. F. SHAFFER, Stanijfutr.irerof aj li-.i.er!a H ir-.-.'. cf W.VfM '"NT Wfir.K v.-i.l fl.:.l i: In th.-'r inu-r -t ;-i.ii a: ivy si.-.i. u ti. a p-m-r L.....;l J.e !.;..) r-i. ' i:k' Io n. I .urr.e '.l.a... a in t-'. White Bronze, Or Pure Ziro Vo.i-.nent !::fvVi.-o.l l.r iXT.V W. A. P.!7.; .-v a V'- '. in. ; !..-.' :i : in t!;e i ; I A L A M 4 ?.- i Kit i 1 4 alii u:.:t:i i-. .1'.- '-..1 in ' tii JVi.-;'-;r '-. '" ' r .,.:r li:.l.: ;.jj.c I .. dale. GIVE S A Ci-.L'.. Loutlier's Main Street, &JJ.VVivi JmAU W.vtv 1 (.yi.'-" FRESK AUD PURE DRUGS. 2Ic(lici:icsf Due Sin fix, Sponges, Trusc Supporters, Toilet Articles, j Perfumes, &c. 1 HE IWTOS GIVES FtlScN'AL ATTE.XTIOS tj;S TOMFOrNDIN i Qt Loitiisr's PresGiife 1 Family Receipts esA t an - h F.iyj 7.1 v.i:.v to rss oxi y i'ii iyo fZUM AMICIES v.-. SPECTACLES, EYE-GLASSES, !I AnJ a Full Line ci Optical Good3 always on nand. FronE such a large aortrriprxt all can be stated. THE FIHEST BRANDS OF CIGARS Always on han 1. It is aLvays a pleasure to display cur iroo: to Kit en ding purchasers, whether they buy I ircm U3 or elsewhere. J. r.1. LOUTHHR, M. D. r MAIN STREET .... SOMERSET. FA Somerset Lumber Yard. ELI AS CUNNINGHAM, 1U:.-.-fa.tse!i asn Deat h ita Wec-:.esal a.-jd RiTAiira or LUMEER AND BUltDING MATERIALS S I-Iarcl and Solt "Woods, oas, poriR, sitix-!, rirsKTi, 1ioi:ldi?:s3, -a A-rj. WALrrt. FLora:x'j, sixi&KAij. mtRRY. TfLLOW FINE. fcU'M.ILK DOCKS BALlTFU.-. ci'.t.-TxiT. wk:tk rixs, lath, bux;. xk-a.'.: r- A lienoral I::;t cfa!l rrn-Ws of Luaitr aM EiiiMiag M iU-r-ai aal R.6n .::. k-: ' J ' - j AI . f aa fiia:l. nyili?n: i-tv.e ;inff onr :: tr-!-r with rtao::-' a Pffi K-.-a u UtM-sii.-1 work, e:c Office and Yard Opposite 3. -.V. ' . Agency for S v. v t. m i i - ' V tk a tic naft-j, J- "'"- CEStCW PtTiHIS COfK:CHTS, etr. xi s a in ,i e. ' i .i n. -. c. i.t.-t 1..;, f t ..-:-H ar I ' .i-It. i-i .-. I'cientific S;;;?ricp: a-- tk - fr- ' I A I r t Mt 1. ' 111 r- r'..: A . . - .1 , : Ti: A t ncir J G Eccncr ii Saves Yc v.. b nlT.KX CINrMlUKt.f.A U.VNi ( fc a. : L3 Bw J 0 '' - i ' i r 1 te. 1 .1 -J- ?esisn3. "' I; I Ci; "II a r., ! V ' t ' - jL, - ' " G A". Druo; Storey Somerset, Pa. U .v ke &C. R. Ii. Station, Somerset GIVE YCUS0V3Al"3EFcirr.:SE5; 7. A. I'::::"-'- A