Stage Struck. Our Addie was stage struck. I well re member the stroke it pave me when I found that instead of going to sleepier I bade her good night she was sitting op studying play book. If yon would only fall in loe." I aid with a eigh, "your ambition to ehine in the drama would aoon disappear," but he sniffed at the idea and said ehe was created for bigner things than to be any man's drudge. One day I net my frieud Smith, who had been in California so many years. I invited him borne to dinner, though I knew he would never prove an antidote for A ddie'i ambition. Nothing could be more gracefully cor dial than Addie's reception of her unex pected gueat, and nothing prettier than ber manner of presiding at the dinner table. She wa lovely in her white dre, with a cluster of ruschiaa dropping from her hair and another from the pin that fastened Ler collar. I saw Dick's big gray eyes fixed on ber again in honest admiration, and said to myself : " He might shave his beard and raise a mustache, but, confound it all, he can't change his name. He aont even write it Smvthe." That was a pleasant SundEy. The tide was up, and the little stream, invisible t low water, threaded the salt meadoas with a network of silver, when we walk ed in the morning to the little village church that was older than our grandfa ther would have been had they lived. Dick and I Fjrcwledon the grass under the pear trees like two boys all the after noon, and at sunset Aadie joined us at Dick's request ; we all walked over to the sound and bark by the liiht of the moon "shining over our right shoulders for good luck," as Addie said. By the time that moon was old such walks were a common thing. Dick got into a way of meeting me at the depot nd going home with me for the night, and sometimes he would find it conven ient to take the earlier train, and when I came 1 would find him and Addie read ing Ternyson or Mrs. Browning in the portch or the grape arbor, or under the pear tree. Knowing her talent I rather wondered that sheever read for him. It was very strange, too, that she never mentioned the stage before him, when her mind was so full cf it One day with a little curiosity as to the effect of my words, and a kindly in tention, I acknowledged of giving my friend a timely warning ; I said, care lessly : - Bv the way, Addie, why don't you o!ia fnr Dick ? I know he would like tn hear vou." She blushed, aesitated a moment, and rd "Maud Mulier." I never heard it more exquisitely rendered Dick beared for more. " Give cs something more stirring this time " said I, a little wickedly, I am afraid' Lady Macbeth, for instance." " Please don't, Charley." f Nonsense, child V I persisted. " You must accustom yourself to speaking in public if you expect to succeed on the etage." " On the stage 1" exclaimed Dick. Yes. Is it possible that when you and Addie are such good friesdashe has never told you of her pet plans . Charley !" came beseechingly from poor little Addie, but I mercilessly con tinned : I " Yea, she is going to be an actress. I have done all I could to persuade her to give up the idea, but in vain. She is determined to devote her life life to the profession." But you, dear, with such pure, true and womanly instincts, how can you rec oncile yourself to ths prosject of a stage life V said Dick, earnestly, with a plead ing look in bis big gray eyes as he turn' ed them open my little sister. " I cannot," she answered, impetuous ly. " I don't see bow I ever fancied I should like it. I would die sooner than jo through ' The Lady of Lyons ' or ' Ro meo and Juliet ' with a man I did not care about" " Well well well!" I exclaimed this sudden change of opinion is rath er astonishing, though I am exceeding ly glad to hear it. But I shall expect next to hear yon extract your vows against matrimony and confess yourself capable of falling in love." " Charley, I never knew you to be so cruel," said poor Addie, with her face all ablaze and the tears starting to her eyes. She flew out of the room, and, without a worm, Dick got up and followed her into the garden, leaving me, as yon may im agine, in rather a dazed condition, won dering if the man lived on the face of the earth capable of understanding a woman sure that if he did bis name was Char ley Hart. I looked at my watch 9 o'clock. I lighted one cigar and smoked it, then another ; read the paper, yawn ed, 1 looked at my watch again 10. At last I grew sleepy, threw myself upon the lounge, and toek a nan. How long it lasted I refrain from staing, in consid eration of Addie's feelings, but I awoke with an impression that some (one was trying to gar rote me, and found ber kneeling by my side, with her arms Around my neck. " Charley, dear Charley," she whisper pwed, " I've been a willful little sister, nd given yon a great deal of Uouble ; but I'm so rry, and you'll forgive me, won't yo V " Of course I will, my pet" " And and I w ant to tell you some thing, if youll promise not to laugh at me and bring np all the horrid speeches I used to make." " I couldn't remember them all if I tried, my dear," said I, meekly. " Then dont look at me so. I've found at that I can love some bod t, and it's Dick, and" "And she has promised to marry me," put in Dick, gripping my band. "Oh, Addie T I exclaimed, "that I should live to see you give np freedom, and sew on buttons for a man named Smith, with chin whiskers!" Specimen Cases. S. H. Clifford. Xew Caseel, Wia, was troubled with Keaura'gia, and Rheuma tism, bis stomach was disordered, his liver was affected to aa alarming degree, ppetite fell away, and Le was terribly reduced is flesh and strength. Three bot tles of Electric Bitters cured him. Edward Shepherd, of Harrisburg, III, bad a running sore on bis leg of 8 years standing ; used three bottles of Electric Bitters and seven boxes of Bucklen's Ar nica Salve, and his leg is now sound and wrelL John Speaker. Catawba, Ohio, had 5 targe fever sores on his leg ; doctors said lie was incurable. One bottle of Electric Bitters and one box of Bucklen's Arnica 5alve cured him entirely. For sale by i. X. Snyder, Drwggist, Somerset, Pa. OSisice 1S00 therefhsTe been retired in France 69 ministers of justice. 87 minis ters of the interior, 73 ministers of for- eig atairs, M ministers of nar Ti ministers of war, and 65 ministers of the vy. A Fearful Fear. He stack bisbeaa throug'a the alley gate of a hue on St Antoine Street and peeped cautiously around. Then be came in and met the man of the house, rising up'.from behind a gooseberry busb. "Ah, I beg your pardon," be said meek ly. "I didnt know you were here." "I guess not," responded the man with some sarcasm evident in his articulation. What do you wantr "Work, eir," answered the visitor very humbly, but with confidence. "Shoveling snow, I suppose, or sawing ice, or mending skates, or repairing eled runners, or firing a furnace or tomething of that sort V w as that sarcastic half query. "Your sarcasm is uncalled for, sir," re marked the visitor sadly. "I am honest in my search, sir, but I am haunted by a strange fearthat follows me everywhere I go, sir," and the visitor looked over his shoulder fugitively and shivered. "Got 'em again, perhaps," suggested the man, w ith an ironical smile. ""osir; I haven't tasted whiskey for many a long day, sir," and there was a conscious pride in the voice. "Xor stale beer 7 queried the cruel in quisitor of the goosberry bush. But the stranger heeded it not, "As I sid." he went on, "I have been haunted by a strange fear in this search of mine for work, and for years I have not been able to rid m self of it Where I have gone it Las gone : where I have stopped it has stopped ; sleeping, I may foriet it, but wakiDg it is ever present' with me," am' as he talked termulously and with the same fugitive glances over his shoulder the man behind the bush became so interested that bs banded bis vagrant visitor a quarter. 'That may be of some assistance to you," he said kindly, "and I would like to ak if you can explain w hat this pecu- lar fear is you speak of? The visitor was standing with the latcn of the gat; in hie band, leaning on it "Thank vou for the money, be mur mured rratefullv, pressing it to bis lips. "I have always kept my secret, but now I ehall divulge it for the first time, be cause you, lam sure, can sympatnize with me. This fear that hounds me, sir, in my search for work, is the fear that I shall some day find it" The allev rate went slam w ith the vis itor on the euteide, and be held it fast until the man on the inside started around front way, and when be got to the onteide the gate swung on its hingts and there was a lonesome, hollow sound ud and down the alley as the man s quick, decisive steps rattled over the ceb- blestones. DdroU Fret run. A Tremendous Sensation. The burning of a Mississippi river 6teamboat causes considerable excitement in Sew Orleans. Just think of the as tonishment which Dr. Lee's Diver Regu lator has caused by curing dyspepsia, bil iousness, indigestion, and constipation. Don't fail to try it You can get a trial bottle free. When people suffer pain they want to be cured, and quickly, too ; nothing is equal to Red Flag Oil for all pain. Price 25 cents. Trial bottles free at G. W. Benford s Drug Store. Shrewdly Done. Some time ago I was trading in a v:l lage store, says a correspondent when one of the clerks came to the junior part ner, who chanced to be waiting on me and said : "Won't yoa please step to the desk a moment ? l'at Flynn wants to settle his bill, and insists on having a receipt." The merchant was evidently annoyed. "Why what does he want of a receipt?" he said ; "we never give one. Simply cross his account off the book ; that is receipt enough." "So I told him," answered clerk, "but he is not satisfied. You bad better see him." So the proprietor stepped to the desk, and after greeting Pat with a "good morn ing," said, "You wish to settle your bill, do you 7" to w hich Pat replied in the affirmative. "Well," said the merchant, "there is no need of my giving you a receipt See! I will cross your account off the bock," and suiting the action to the word he drew his pencil diagonally across the ac count "That is as good as a receipt." "And do ye mane that settles it ?''said Pat "That settles it," said the merchant "And ye're shure yell never be aftker atkin me fur it again V "We'll never ask you for it again," said the the merchant, decidedly. ' Faith, thin," said Tat, "and I'll be after kapin' me money in me pocket, for I haven't paid it yet." The merchant's lace flushed angrily, as he retorted, "Oh, well, I can rub that out" "Faith, now, an' I thought that same," said Pat It is needless to add that Pat obtained his receipt Youlh'i Companion. $IOO Reward. $100 The readers of the Hebald will be pleased to learn that there is at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all its stages, and that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure is the only positive rare now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitution al disease, requires a constitutional treat ment Hall s Catarrh Cure is taken in ternally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, there by destroying the foundation of the dis ease and giving the patient strength by building np the constitution and assisting nature in doing its work. The proprietors have so much faith in its curative pow ers that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials. Address, F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. taTold by Druggists at 75c. Love Finds a Way. Ellison Whose pocket book is that yoa are advertising for? Jimeon Mine, of course. "Get oat 'Pocbethook containing a roll of bills and a larse cumber of checks and securities. Finder can keep money u he win return papers.' Get out ! Yen don't see a roll of bills or a check once a year." "N-o, bnt Bertha Bullion's father takes the paper I advertised the loss in, and be i! see that advertisement Seer "Humph! Where did you get the money to pay for that big ail 7" "Bertha loaned it to me, bless the dar ling." .V. Y. WreUy. Allow me to add my tribute to the ef ficacy of Ely's Cream Balm. I was suf fering from a severe attack of influen?a and catarrh and was induced to try your remedy. The result Twas marvelous I eould hardly articulate, and in less than twenty.four hours the catarrhal symp toms and my hoarseness disappeared, and I was able U sing a heavy role in Grand Opera w ith, voice unimpaired. I strongly recommend it to all singers, Will iacn H. Hamilton, Leading Basso of the a P. Iless Grand Opera Co. vBuseAlcohol pcre cUxiLol to make Wolff's Aou Bua.ce inc.. Alcohol is good for leather; it is grJ for the skin. Aioohol is the chief ingrvdicat of Culocr.e, Fl rida Water, and Bay Earn the well known face washes. We think there is nothing too costly toast in a good leather preservative. Acme Clacking: retails at 20c and at that price sells readily. Many Ier.ple are so accustomed to buying a dress ing or blacking at 5c and 10c a bottle that they cannot understand that a black ingcan t cheap at 2c Wewanttomeet them with cheapness if we can, and to ac complish this we offer a reward of for a recipe which win enable us to make Wolff s Ache Blackixo at such a price that a retailer can profitably sell it at 10a a bottle. We hold this offer opea until Jan. 1st, 1SS3. WOI.FF & BAKDOIPH, Philadelphia, HEATING LANKETS Nearly erery pattern of ?& HorSB Blanket is imitated in' color and style. In most cases the imitation looks just as good as the genuine, but it liasnt tiu warp tJircaJs, and so lacks strength, and while it sells for only a little less than the genu ine it isn't worth one-half as much. The fact that $k Horse Blankets are copied is strong evidence that they are THE STANDARD, and every buyer should see that the ys. trade mark is sewed on the inside of the Blanket. Five Mils Boss tnri i was Baker . ; HORSE BLANKETS ARE THE STRONGEST. 100 6,A STYLES at prices to suit everybody. If you can't get them from your dealer, write n. AJt fos the Sa Book. Yon cm get h vrithett charge, WM. AYRES & SONS, Philadelphia, XotMns On Earth WLU 1 A r mm nrt M V Sheridan's Condition Powder! KEEPS YOUR CHICKENS Strong ud Healthy ; Prevents all Disease God for Xomltimg Utns. It ft ahaointWT yrrr. filirhiy conemtrtttxL lsqnaa th. ro(. lBt4i of a rmt ft ojr. No oilier ooe-f oarih m rroryr N:: Tj r . nt-:1 - r:- -On lrr cma med S; ni rii to prvrrut Hoon." mrw onp cimnnwf. If a can't gel It send to u. Wnui! on. rck Fi.rSl 1 1 4 lb ra SI ls niif. u. spr-. ;t fafltrp Kaitimo r.tri. pnr cmta fn witii ii mmkra or mora. bamtjM sumt c-fTi.g r:rLTKT rrwiin.. L ft. Joasu a to ,s cwwm um i toy HttrftrlMbs4. Writ fax- . krr Anaaai Pa, AMU I and Jia .. Th1. 1 t'v - - To cm do ttvo rk tad If rf an. ft. b- yirMMn arr Ml itlf tVuafa 9 M l4 Ada- r" tvw atari xom. t m work im mpmtm ttimm a ail tK lim. fltf mummy K m , n. I atlt BtaknaWH smcna; tfca-m. H.UiUlttt A l..li rrOmtMl.MaiM mm S T. ME!1 WELL- SHOROuTIo.CCU&H INCIPIENT CONSUMPTION, K5Y-FEVER, flSTW-M. ETC'' GruAmrs IV 8 PETER YOGEIi, 5arERSET.PA Your Boy Wants scroll saws, CITr,TMk. r.. faa f f" THf ION! WltUBSBH CO..' BKrxKEwr-M(!roB ttaptt in all irto U orl.t tkrrc ii but ran. lr. liiuur' OolJi o bpodtte. Tt tm b siwo in a ma of trm orcoaerwithMt tbr kauil!- ( 1 1.- f t. king It, rlKruafa nMI ao4 rTwi.at cure. h.tOM lb ftl iaa of druakArda aae l& mrtml vaa b. tak la &vl(lea prtAp in ihfz mfic witb"t tr-t kaowl. adCR. ana tciif IWit th.v qait artoklnc r1 their own frf vill. li'i hraiftil n.t r.nlt from its VdroinMtration. Tarra ruarant4. for fit airc4 lull rrrH-Ofarr. A:-Jr.M ID c(aDVec. kji oneiric im iuct siract, tiacuiaau u rfklahi.tTtV.W V-t MirtV K ajat, htattat, IM WmttWW aV( F'ttkr M ftXM h. krtlt rai yum mmir-h if -. In awm from M M i 1 a 1a at ikt atart. mom Bavurr m yom f mU-lM llr, a,i aa-aaa. 1st n art mt rmj all ywm tta.ar iar 1 m i; r ta lis rrfc. All i t. Graal J (ttrrvNatt. atftwi yw. frmWattaa a-o-rVthtrac. P Atll T. ftPELMLT latar rl('i!' I, LA Kb fkl.C. AililnHitimra ITUkill rvTUAJ, llfcl. Tttrmtawaoa le.-,!. t.-lf--Ttliy M.l -rill abavtWattatj tttf MBBtivartaatf toj kvaljt wkjaV fc j4-M 999 t-H luaat. Jt xiv .r m mlr aa.rM'Mf '-- Ka' J aaxj fattasalrT arai. I -Ito Imi a arar "waa mcbb dimurir oraaiy. aav if aS'lv laug-ul mnd prrrWl wH MhSiWri IfM mmmt--r. . m-n maavac a T'eri It JV K W a4 K4. U. -J tnhrln F 11 AMn-tii Ja C, Ai.Lt.. It-. 4a A.mmmim. Umlmm YOU-CAN -FIND rSSS. a mlm in Pjmwn at lb Atiwrtim,mw Burwa mt PwEHIITGTOlT BROS. mgh9 wi'J eoQLra.i Mf a rertl.isc ai luWaaO. Tmum mmmtm ? mr mum hi a, at , jk ai ' ri . rfa B terbar h mlm rrr Mi :V" !' I laa IWU r"j4. JL Mi luat I i4 Hwaa aat au aUI aaia w laacicta. TUtiZtrt Vtllda St., rittttvrt H. mm If; V AGENCY. 1! V ""' " "fWBtlo sod tb. Atir, 1 lr El IN f-,l 1 IU u c a. JL nce man can be made, oat of one that's used-up," bilious and dyspeptic It's done by Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. It starts the torpid liver into healthful action, purifies and enriches tho blood, cleanses, repairs, and strengthens the system, and restores health and vigor. As an appetizing, restora tive tonic, it sets at work all the processes of digestion and nutri tion, "and builds up flesh and strength. It's the only Blood and liver Remedy that's guarantee!, in every case, to benefit or cure. If it doesn't do all that's claimed for it, the money is promptly refunJeL Hut it teepi it promises that's the reason it can be sold in this way. "Discovery" strengthens "Weak Lungs, and cures Spitting of Blood, Shortness of Breath, "Bronchitis, Severe Coughs, and kindred affec tions. Don't be fooled into taking something else, said to be "just as !;ood,n that the dealer may make a arger profit. There's nothing at all like the "Discovery." l Johnstown Business Houses. T -FINE OLD.. W H ISKIES And Imported Liquor sold in bull and bj the epeciai uues : OLD CABINET, T0X MOOSE 'POSS CM HOLLO K G L'CKESBEI MES, nSCJTS GQLDES WEDD1SG, eiBJO.YSXXXX VIIISKIES, Jamra Bptineafr, Panl DnBota. Comae, Wilbur jTiunau "lia-B Biackberry Coriiai." Abo, BtUfurJ sod bomrrl Furt Kje W hUkiea, a ith ag. FISHER & CO., 303 Main Street, Johnstown, Pa. ARTISTIC JOB PRINTING A SPECIALTY. HARRY M. BENSHOFF, lAHUFACTURING STATIONER AXD- BLANK BOOK MAKER. HANNAH BLOCK, JOHNSTOWN. PA. BOOT AND SHOE HOUSE. THK SEW ROOM IX THE DIBERT BUILDING, Corner Main and Franklin Sts., ud Mens,Womens And Cbil Fuotwear, Of Best Quality, and at LOWEST PRICES can be found, in style of all makes. I am prepared to compete with one and all dealers in the State. All I ask is m trial. SCOTT DIBERT. FINE STOCK FARM! Very fine Stock Farm of X) acres located in tbe garden spot of Iowa, Marshall Coun ty, 31 miles from Union, on tbe Iowa Cen tral Railroad, and five miles from Uiflord, on tbe C. at N. W. K. K. Can reach twenty dif ferent depots by team in one days drive. Tbe frround all tilled, bo every acre can be cultivated: under aveiy high state of cul tivation. Contains four large drive wells, with wind pumps, which supply an abund ance of water to every field or part of tbe whole farm. Buildinfrs of the very best. Fine large bonse, containing all mode-n improvements ; hot and cold water ail through the boose, and a splendid larce barn, pranarv, other btiildinp, etc. Price only $45 per acre. $12,uuu cash, balance to sail purchaser. 111", Chamber of Commerce, uneTltf. ph icsgo.Ill. Sportsmen's Headquarters- W. P. Brown, No. S23 and S - Wood Street, Pitt, bnrg, fa., haa all the latest lmpnived Fire Arms, Gnus, PisiolK and tarrolver. These Brer were cheaper, aDd I have the larrrt it:k In Wwteni Peun'a toneieot from. No nhoddt rnods and all miarantevd. To tbe ladies I would ar Uial I hava th larseat stnrk of tSbeart and riwura in tbe ritv : there I alro (barpen and reiair, and make all kinds of tonliand hrht marhinenr. epurUn (oods of all kinda. amuiunUioo of ail trades and sites, bend for Illustrated Catalogue. . k'O. 88 FRANKLIN STREET. JOHNSTOWN SUPPLY HOUSE JOHN H. WATERS BRO. PLUMBERS, STZAX A27D GAS TITTZSS. We are now established In our new tmildlnf , which, wa can safely say. b the text -arrangtd for our buaineai la Wmtfrn rynn.jrlTania. varytiilii pertainins to the Plumbing, 8team and Gas bosinas nmed In stuck. We will, a formerly (rive careful attention to the STEAM AND Hut WATKK UKATISH bus lDesa. Our kfrmer efforts in this hue eubrsce soma at tbe laqrast buildings la the county, with an tire Sucre-. In the 81'rrLT DEPARTMEVT we carry a full line of Rubber and Leather Beltlnir. Si earn and Mater Hnae, Valvea. Injectors, Lubricators, Steam Gatissa. laoo rip FUlui Bus. ibices quoted on eusjheatiutt. jgALESMEJi" W4'TED : A riod chance to s,"uri a paying situation ftw the dull winter mnstlw Each salesman rur Dthl with a complete outat illi4raling and Ue scriWn ew Fruiu. Ac, that aeU raadilv. Salary andaxpensea froia.stan. Write for terms, sut Incaca. HOOPE,BRO. TIIOMA", Xaple Avwna kuraene, West Cheater, Pa, POUTZ'S HORSE AND CATTLE POW0E1S re. r-mtrt m.-r. .re wi I, v, Lr IZTA h" ' "t etc BS--I rren tw per cent, ana a akr the Iwtur ana Fi IMm a-ni ,T . batid . rotrrz, arapn.,.,, . cArj-.&x JiS District Institute Progrramme, Tbe district Institute, comprising tbe districta of Middlecreek, Cpper Turkey foot and Casselman, will convene at New Lexington on October 31, 1801, at ten o'clock a. ra. Tbe folio winj it the pro- grauirv): FOKANOOX BEfetOX. "Object and talae of district institutes,' W. F. Sanner. Essay, Ella Eieber. "The relation of parenU to teacher and teacher te parents." A. J. Sembower. Queriea. " The teacher oataide the schoolrom." L S. Snyder. " Regular attendance how aecured the benefits arising therefrom.'' F. E. Yonnkin. Recitation, Julia Kimsnell. " How shall we secure uniformity of credit grading in different schools, in fol lowing the coarse ef study 7" C R. FbillippL Talks by directors and citizens. ArrcRNoox bessiox 1:30 p. m. "The adaptation of the graded srstem to our common schools." V. H. H. Baker, "sfethods of conducting geoiPT recita'ions." W. A. Liere. "To what extent is the teacher re sponsible for the morality of his pupils?" A. S. Snyder. Recitation, Clara Pile. Queries. " Use of the tablet in primary work." Louie Moore. Co-operation of directors ? how secur ed ? the benefits arinicg therefrom." I. S. File. Recitation, E. E. Barclay, Pritaary reading, W. B. Potman. Recitation, Hatlie Moore. School requisites, A. T Snyder. School-room Hygiene, Dr. H, l. Moore. All friends of education are invited to attend. Committee. loUur Subscribers. Tbe special announcement whieh appear ed in our columns some time since, an nouncing a special arrangement with Dr. B. J. Kendall Co., of Kuosburgh Falls, Vt., publishers of A Treatise on the Horse and his Diseases, " whereby our subscribers were enabled to obtain a copy of that valuable work free by sending their address to B. J. Kendall Co., (and enclosing a two-cent stamp for mailing same) is renewed for a limited period We trust all will avail them selves of the opportunity of obtaining this valuable work. To every lover of tbe Horse it is indispensable, as it treats In a simple manner all the dix-a' wbicb aiUict this noble animal. Its pb -.c-ral sale throughout the United Sla.es and Canada, make it standard authority. Metiion lh$ paper ultra tending far " Trent 14. " Superstitious Signs. Two well-known and eiergetic Detroit merchants, who though rivals in business are good friends and are fond of each other's society, were coming down town one morning and the conversation turn ed upon popular superstition, when one of them stepped off the sidewalk to avoid passing under a ladder. "What did you do that for?" asked " I don't know, exactly," was the re tbe other one, who walked right along under it. ply, doubtfully. " Superstitious, I suppose." " I suppose so." " Well," banteringly, " I'm not that kind. I don't believe in signs and what they express." " No kind 7" with a faint smile. " Xary a sign," with confidence. " I thought so." " Why did yoa say that V " Because I think so, that's why, and so would any other man who read that great big sign you've got np over your store, inscribed, ' The Best Goods in Town for the Least Money.' " " Oh I" laughed the other one, and he took him in behind ths first Indian they met and gave him a fine cigar as a brain tonic. Dftroit Free Pre. SPECTACLES ASD EYEGLASSCS made by Robert Bruce Wallace, (successor to the ' Fox Optical Company," at 024 Penn Avenue, Pittsburgh, Pa, are conceded tbe, beat and most comfortable. Save money by having him fit your eyes. Tr.ey Couldn't jStop. The Friday afternoon rehearFals of tbe Symphony orchestry, as is well known, are attended by a great concourse of women. One afternoon the doors Lad just been opened, and there was a grand rush np tbe stairs for the unreserved seats in tbe second balcony. In the crush one woman shed some of her fine feathers in the shape of an overskirt. The assistant manager held it np and cried, "Here, madam !" She turned and looked, but music and a good seat had charms. "Keep it for me," she said, and hurried on up the stairs. frmkm Ulvl Extreme Age. "How is your father ceming on?" ask ed CoL Percy Yerger of a darkey he used to own before the war. "He am dead." "Dead, is he? He must have reached an advanced age." "He did dat, for a fack. He was libin' op to de berry day of his deft." Stragetlc Movements. First boy See here ! Didn't I see you runniDg down street yesterday with Will Bounce after you? Second boy Y-e-s, "What did yoa run for?" "I I was only runninz so as to get him away from home so his mother couldn't see as fightin', but by the time be was was out of sight of his house we got in sight of oar house, and then, as my mother would see me if I Btopped to hit him, I went in so as to be out o' tempta tion." .SKrcrt 1 miV Good Awa, Now Try This. It will cost yoa nothing and Will sore ly do yoa good if yoa have a cough, cold er any trouble with throat, chest or lungs. Dr. King's Xew Discovery for consumption, coughs and colds, is guar anteed to give relief, or money will be paid back. Sufferers from la grippe found it just the thing, and under its use had a speedy and perfect recovery. Try a sam pie bottle at onr expense and learn for yourself just how good a thing it is. Trial bottles free at J. X. Snyder's Drug Store. Large sine 50c and 1. One dollar a minute is the charge for using the new telephone line between i London and Paris distance about 2S0 miles. Forty cenls a minute is the price i between New York and Washineton i aooui zio miles. Tbe man who owns a railroad nv.. gets half as ma-h joy out of it as the man w no naa a free pass. Jades I understand ..,r. . J VIM ft IV X charges againtt this man ? urocer0, sir; I prefer cash, and that's what I had him brought here for. - - " - .. OR THROAT AN U LUr5ji i5MU-ii. For Coughs, Colds, Croup. Catarrh, Whooping Cough. Hoarseness, Influenza, Bronchitis, Sore Throat, Pleurisy, Congestion of tho Lungs. Spitting of Blood. Asthm Consumption, and atl pulrrtoncry affection Mt-rcun rn vnrra mm in JBJ M M K 11 I M M W-f AT SV a a V mmt mm I I ar " ' , . ..rar A sunn el If altwfcJ to In tiw. I'n.'.i II I.JITI -J. v.i. L'' ...a. I IOC .IWJ -r .i.m ...vr wich U.KH i- l.i- : rf .Mum; wrcsaua " . . , n(-, rwo-thl-vls the roV Herb Somerset Lumber Yard EL1AS CUNNINGHAM, ataJTrscrasa as Daaua n LUMBEB AND BUILDING MATERIALS, Hard and Soirfc Woods oak, poplar. sidinos, ntins, A3H, WALNTT, ruxJKI.Mi, rash, sisjsbaiui, CHZBRY, YELLOW i'lNK, Bin.ViLKd. POORS BALC8TRR3, ( HKTn WHITE PINE. LATH. BLIXD8. SEWI1 FC8 A General Line at all grades of Lumber and Also, can furniob an fining in the line or onr business to order wiia reasonaoia prumuL-a. such as brackets. OM-slacd work. etc. Offlce and Yard Opposite S. & ; ; - - v - . -, -; -t mm; list 111 1' i t ri if ii " ' -" Tse Moat Saixsiaafhl Resoedr ererdlsoo. red, as It Is eertala in lUaCocU ax J dors But Mister. Kernel proof below : KENDALL'S Sffl GUHE. BCLTKHJIOJI, XoT. T., "Mt Cut. It. J. Kr?D4ix Co. : Omti-I wottW like lo mtk known f thoajr who ftrw aimt prsu'i'd iJUM-Kr-ntaaJt'!i sp in Cur th(ct itaailtaioK itUa niste.-fli-i)t Lininwiit. 1 have Hawd Hod a hkxxl Sf.av.ri. TLt!n.rsv.-i t d Uarre ktc Utr inns y wim-b 1 cimDJ t lijae your Kendal ' S'iTm Curv. I u ten l Uoatr) thre and ha rked Laau foe iLrvj f eaia aiLw act na ixt tpa Uzue. Voura n-wy, W3L JL CCRL. GCMaLTrow. X. Nor. 2. ISS. trm. B. J. Enxkaiab Co.. Enaabrcli FsJla, Yz. Gtr In pr!rf Kn'lali Ppariii Cnr Iwill amy. ttuUa vt-nraKI mi a vaixa tt y-uiw hor- uv m very sajiw, iiWaC mlarjri H'Uwo.li. T:,e 4aiHfmen ab-mt t:prt(w D.tv , VrtT.i.ary 5ur yon h-rfr pr)niu'i ha l.i:tt!jjc?w ItUsicl iaia or TborirUK hrin. it ail 1!'I n. ttmr .u ao rare lor it. tin l-ra.-nt-aU ut tieios1, ai 1 r"ti lulerrl hitu rt!i. w. A frt-ii.j t.-Ul nw t trm nmim f jour Krnilitli" :v(o C:r. no I booiTbt ltUt'. mfi I C' vr y plaioiy irrvat mproviTtntiniijiat.r fr-'mi'u-M-.i.; rn tite bottle waanatNl up I wca .t; ihat It .v dolnte turn a rvat d"J of j;ixa1. 1 luiiKiit arex-nol bottU a.u) -H-fif u um- Dp n.r k: ! whu earrd aod haU bn tn luiram d- irat havy ail the aeasB mn-e A: jp..m ;r.r no mr avnaof It. I const'ltT ymi Keniai's briooara a Taluair lriicliatv aod It snLi1 iu tvry fttaiMe ia Ul iafXO. aCMpecit:iiv iviri EL"wt.Nt CEWITT. Price $1 per bo tile, or six bottU for AH drag gifta have It or con set It for yoa, or it will be sent lo as address on receipt of price by Che pro;r ton. OR U. J. KENDALL t Eaosaarsh Faila Vt rmattt SOLD BY ALL DKfCGIbTS. It is to Your Interest TO BCY YOUR Drugs and Medicines OF JOHH ,K. SHYDEB. SCCCISPOR TO Biesecker & Snyder. s'one bat the parest anj be't kept in stock, and when Prnfra beinme inert by stand ing, as certain of them do, we de stroy tliem, rather than im pose on our customers. You can depend on having your PRESCRIPTIONS & FAMILY RECEIPTS filled with care. Chir pri are as low as any other first-cla-s bo'.ii and on many articles much lower. The people of this connty seem to know this, and Lave given ns a Urge share of their patronage, and we shall stiil continue to give them the very best gools fur their money. Do not forget that we make a specialty of F ITT IX Or TRUSSES. We guarantee satii-factior!, and, if you bare had trouble in this direction, give us a call. SPECTACLES AND EYE-GLASSES in great variety ; A full wt of Test Lena. Come in and have your eyes examined. No charge for examination, ar. j we are confident we can suit you. Come and see us. Respectfully, JOHN N. SNYDER. EWING & GWYNNE. WHOLESALE COMM!IOX MERCHANTS, eneral Produce and Frt-.lis, Veietablea and Oaine. OnMenments snlMted Bet Prt-- and Prompt Returns uuaxanU?el. Corrtpuiitleuce umlvd. 28 OHIO ST, ALLEGHENY, PA. (Telephone S61&-) St. Charles HOTEL C1IAS GILL. Fvop'r TahlA lltl.llt IiSAMsI Ri.mtf.t.Ml ,th ftffl r.-. r.n SOi!iil flimr. Natural m ami incainltwit tiht all rooms. Sew M.-ani lauii'lry aitaehol totlie nuuae. hates, ti lu : pi r day. Car. rTod St. and Third ire. Pittsburgh, Pa hotCun R0VOJVTas K if lea, -1 r O mtZrZm. aaa.aa5ll5aa?: W-.. TV.H4. Kf in i .T j. m r: . U ' SwVI-Iim Sh G.t. tm Ik Srcfc-Ldi.s ana Kpc.f.c R:i-,. ti ,i to m a.t,w Vdtmt IMW AMGas. S u r: Inil-HMIiuf. : . u v Cann4(n, akrll. Cmpm. Wm,. To.1., SIM. IW.. trtmrr. K-i H-..m. fcr IlliinrMM r.ut..,.. aj.,. aaaw Wansas Os 4auitstaSL.ruukaii.r, T -T alas Its mk, l-.ua, t. UaJIf 2"z urr" a- ,.,k ' aa. laiCAtguutiigtuu, a aa, aa, a-a.Mf A ft H s. TIME. - - - mav he the ml dincmo fnt. and rt'T-ln Into may i - - Imrm a-r hr fcr the to" I hare tct hanrfled. tar , T Wiiucs, Klourrtiuua. Utimx. oootmw.rf a burile of this mclUne. rctom the fm.-lr In, MrDiciNE Co.. VesjW.Va Wholssau ajto RsTAH-sa or suiui.o, Bul'.din Material and Roofing Slate kept In stoca C. E. R. M ; ) i I : " It is now a Generally Con cedeFact that a SEWING MACHINE in one of the indL-ipensildcs article of the household, and every Young Lady in the civilized world looks forward to the time when she will Le the posesor of one. But which of the different machines iu the market will answer all of her purposes Lest is a very IXP0RTJXTQUESTI0X for her to decide. Because, a ma chine is too expensive to make frequent changes. A machine that is Poorlv Constructed ay and liable to sret out of order, is an endless annovanre and vexation to its owner TIIK WHITE Was awarded tLe :rt Prssiza at tta Cirdzrati Cester.Tiial Ezpodticz, and a: tha PARIS UNIVERSAL EXPOSITION overall its competitors for simplicity and durability of construction, for its light and quiet running qialitieti, for its gre&t variety of useful and practicable amity xork. Tbisalon should con ince anyone of the eu')eriority cf the WHITE But many valuable improvements have been added tc the machine since those were held. Among them the best, most convenient and practicable set of STEEL ATTACHMENTS yet invented. Another argument in its favor is that competing aeents only claim their machines TO BE AS 000D AS THE 4 - Ladies should consider their own inter ests and carefully examine THK WHITE before buying a Sewinu .Machine. It wat put on the market in H77, when the mar ket was glutted with Sewing Machines, and it has never been sold except on its merits, and as a proof of its appreciation by tbe public, 8 5 O, O O O Have been sold to date. Tereons de siring to examine or buy the most per fect machine will do well to communi cate with the Agent for "THE WHITE" for Somerset County. JOS. CRIST, JEXXEKS X ROADS, rA. . MISSES' AND CHILDBEKS SPECIAL OPENING OF HATS I Our Misses' andChil drens' Hats Are pronounced by all Jis tha HAXDSOM E3T and the MOST ATTRACTIVE we bare yet shown. Come, and bring your wife and children to tbe store of 41 FIFTH ATENTE, Pittsburgh, Pa W. S. Bill Jl Co., V-l Wood at., Pitts, burgh, Pa-, dealers In Photographic Supplies and View Cameras, Detect! tc Camera and aD.ynir.mvn K3JVC im.-v.-a rtylesnd WHITE HORNE THE XOTED Drs. McClellan and Salm. 0smT2l :. J - v.. . " .. , : A .. : V .ri " . -, . T .-".'' ' .' . N . . ' : . -": A' -'' VV PK. M0RITZ SALM, j.ccia!;-!. hit. J. J- M CI.KI.I.W Y.'OXDERcTLLY L'CCISFL"L IX A .. CHEONIC DISEASES DI.-KASES OF Till-: lar. Ej3, Tzti hm, ul Ym C-:ri All Eve Operations ucee. - . - li'ILL SOMERSET HOUSE, SOIEHSET. : Friday and Saturday Oct. 8 TO EXAMINE THE IIMDERELLA HAiMGE BEFORE YOU BUY. l) IT IS A GOOD BAKER ITS CLEANLINESS LESSENS LABOR : -M ITS ECO?OMY SAVES YOU MONEY : ITXE IMONE BETTER FEW AS GOOD REMEMBER! 'THINGS DONE VV ELL, AND WITH A CARE. , EXEMPT THEMSELVES FROM FEAR." si- JAMES 13. IIOLDEIIBAUM, SomcrcstJ.Jfcr rissiager & Kurtz, Ucrlai, Ta.. r.nJ . IT WILL PAY YOU TOBCT TOCB 5Iemori:il Work or WM. F. SHAFFER, SOMEKSKT, PF-XVA.. Manufs nurtr of aal ikra.tr iu Eattrm Work Pumititlj .S.Vrt .Nfrftcc, m s,7 O ' -r mil m mm an Alto, AjrniMtc WHITE BK MEI rVnons tn ns?d of MO.vrMKNT WORK will find 11 10 tbtfir raltr-: urail st cir whvre a proper fthuwins will b :wj inr'm. ttirlyyn trttarttnU-U tn tc. and i'Kl'.I'.i EHt 1 uirii special au.-iiuou u Lie Vhit8 Bronze, Or Pure Zino Monumert tntrclnrvd by RV. W. A. RING. a a Dec! !- J Inipr..Tmeni 13 the pen i MATHKIaL A.M ruNSI kl ( TIO.V. aud Ki,i, h a ttr : .-.its' to t-e tne Popular XMMirr..it it-r our C'tu.'Sbie CU mmie. a-:iVE ME k CALL. WM. F. SIIAFFEK. SCHMIDT zrzz The Larger st Wine, Liquor, and Cigar Houl IN THE UNITED STATES. ESTABLISHED IMS. t-'ET - w. sos:d:izDT.4"' DISTILLER AND JOBBER OF FINE WHISKIES. Telephones IMPORTER OF WINES, LIQ0URS. AND CIGARS. X0S. 95 ASD 97 FIFTH A VEXUE, PITTSBURGH, pEXXA. a" AH or.iers rect'itcU tyiuaj Louther's Main Street, This Hcdsl Drag Sicrgis Favorite with Pe;rl: ia Scirch cf FRESH AND Medicines, Dye Stuffs, Sjwngss, TruA, Supporters, Perfumes, &c THS DOCTOR CIVE3 PES.SOXAL ATTXXTJOS TO TIU 0 Loutlier's Prescr . 6SXA T CASE a KISS TSE EX TO VSS OSL Y FEE?H ASD PVRE AMKLSS Arid a Full line oi Optical Goods always on hand. fi on r a 1 A. t a .. f 1 ouvia a itxigv Hsiorimem ail can ce suiteu. THE FIHEST BBAHDS OF CIGARS Always on hand. It is always a pleasure to display cur & to intending purchasers, whether they buy . from us or elsewhere. J. M. LOUTHER, M. D. MAIN STREET SOMERSET. Fi SB iiest ( Yinh t.'.. - --as.. tw. "rr. i t.n rut n .'ti rv 1 ii cre il faiis. Pleasant anJ atrrWabi to k tastO. t hiuiren take it w:.:h.:i " .tr.nrA SPECIALISTS L 1 ; .. 1 h :sacrl ' . ' '-; f sbc , .vr . ' . !' fully IVrfornied Ly T:.. BE ."IT 23 - 24. Nov. 20-21, D-. i. lhfeJ ST WILL PAY . , EXTRA LARGE CYEN Qi $t I. P. J. Cover on, Meyeria!; " VT ' Xj; 1 - - j a Cver EOO SenJ:f ' Eeautiful Eeautiful jit.- s JPrico L. I 4. Pas'jns. ,'''- 2 ; ' . C!rcv!. h TIL m.memh. - - V a care 1 mt. -'."v ! I iaPr i. V " V ' - - T. : - t . . i'''''1. v " , f 1 ' . ' " - lr -jer?t BUILDING. and Most Complete to-. ur will receive prorop: aiteutioo - Drug Storef1-1 3 f 3 pran ! J pran ' Ail b , T q t ac Somerset, Pa. i Rapidly Bcccning afeSS PURF DRUGS. nV Toilet Articles, iptiQus S Family Bsceif?" l 1- j 1 . ui. , suJ I A. 1 t .JCSWll T i t 8' atter .- limb 7iMS 0--e la 5 r' : Ulic A. J. COLK OLBO bodi i j . . Scott a(.lasi THE laherl ---rt toe i annipi - oast