i! i E I i. I 4 i3i i . ? t !,( ft ' I : ota 5 lire 1 b S. ! an i i t A. i : Sumersct Herald. CSTABUSHED 1S2T. ms ot Publication ied every Wednesday r.nralnj U V 00 a, if paid in vlTua otherwise 12 50 fr-jO)iT be chn;-ed. Tiaipaaa U1 be disccauinued until all in paJd up. Fostmasiera neglecting f a when sobacribeitdo not take oot thaij rU be llsid respooalul toe lb tatmalp- Sbea mnovtni front ooe paetoac t an jir nsthe subs of thetontsr as the present offioe. Addre TBI SofcRJBSH HERALD, Sokkbsit. Fa. is $. BILLS & CO'PFR. f DENTISTS. , er Snyder's Drug M-ire. Somen, fa.) ration pertaining to m-mb-try skiUful iruied Special given 10 "'" me tbe natural teeth. Artificial rf'Ut ,, -Wed tlw. U-clii in-ciK-d without platen. 1.1 norceiaiu crowns attached to the natur J apnlv sl-lyr. w Tari'thers m. r. 1-KViK IAS AK1 WK'.EOV. Siwk.it. Pa. i on I'r.k-n ftrwt, next door to ITiutiug Kow. VgUt caiis alo&oc. s 1 i P. F. SHAFFER, T iHYsK'lA.S A.N1 srRf.Ef'S. 3 soasiuirT, Pa., Vrr bis professional servi to tne hIikui i i-t and vicinity CrLc-e next dour to .irri-ial liolel. j-J.ES. KIMMELL, a.n bis pmfcwioriai services to the eitisens ;..rt and vicinitv. I'nless proMona,iy e-i he can b found at Lis ot.ee uu Haiti ak diamond. r 1 J. M. LOUTKER, JLJ (iVmeri o sfc-iycrfown.) PHYSIC1AX ASD SCRtiEOS, - J located permanently In Somerset for the - . '. t- ot liis vmlia. o2.ee on Maui street, . of I'm store. TIL J. S.M'MILLEX, j ,r, (Graduate m iiotirfry,) ficial attention to the preserratlon of ftauiral teelt.. Artlfii-ml trl lurtl. Ad a: ptianuiteed ati!Ja-tory. !!;- in Uie w ',,ver M. M.llv5eil to- ejrucr t rosa and rtnot street. 1 iLWiL CXLUX!5, S.e InKnepper-t Bloik rptair. rt a. found at aii time prcin-i u do all ainoa . TL,-a. au h tiiiifcC reguiwlinir, eiracuu rtitii-il U-etiiol ail kiudaudf lb bt . 7il iimerieJ. Ail work guanuiU.-e.L TENRY. F. SCH ELL, ? 1 ATlOliNtY-AT LAW. "J Nimcni't, Pa. nty and Pemooo AgcuL Oflic in Mamaua I LEXTIN"E HAY, J ATTOR-S EY AT LA, I riomeraet. Pa. . . . i vt.iA Will .timid to all avi liemier in m - X- eiitnuowl to bia care w:Ui prompuie- , M-dciuy. I f -V 4 il rnu t ATTUKKET-AT LAW. I homerset. Pa. r$ '1 pri.tr.M'.T attend to all lnwinea entruted - WaaJuolli Blotk. I A. EERKV.Y. ATTORNEY AT-LAW. i ooMBBarr, Fa. t In Odd Kellowa" Build Mg. TARVEY M. EERKLE i ATTOK.SKY Al LA X, wlti r. J. Koosd. Km. Pa. I a nOLBERT, AXTOKiirr-AT-LAW, hnmKneL Pa. I 3c with John H. Unl. -ir( IT VTVYfTZ. I V ATTvU-N Y-AT-LA W. swnnTKet, Pa., ........ w,t ty.iwintsi ii il rutvd a car in rumenn ana mujoiuihk t ua Pruiuii Houe lw , opponte llie Cotrt . ut. iOHS 0.KIMMEL, ATTuK-N t Y-AT-LA . oumewet, i-. ill aturnd to all btislneaa ntrust-d to bi care arrt and a.ljoiniiuiiiitie., with lVPJ-v- aud tjdehty. Ottii-e on Mam troa. otreet, rt riUicr a riuok siure. T.e iiviii . TAMES L.PUGH, J ATTOK-NET-ATLAW. j Somaraet, Pa. i ffwinMammotb Block, tip tain. Ku trance M.,o l'na ftreet. toiiei tioiu made, e?a.ea 3-.-d titlea examiueJ. and ail letal buauitaa. av 4..dcd to itb proa;i.ui and bdcUty. J . . 1 J. Colboes. L. a COLBOBS. rOLBORX & COLBORN. b AnuK.Sr.vAT-LAW. Sd in' irmt, bef.-nl and a.lj..inii.f oouu- surteving aad conveyances dona on rea aVaLit term. "17 RED. W. B FES ECKEL, r ATTOKSEY-AI LAW, ice in PrintiD Houae Bow, oppoalt Court ri E0RGE R. SCI'LL, ATTOKNEY-AT-LAW, hosieraet. Pa. . R. soon. J- to- bCuTT & OGLE. bonKKSET, Pa. , KOOSER, ATHJRXEY-AT -UW, Bomerset, Fa. S. ESDSLEY, ATTOKSET-AT-LAW. oomtraet. Fa. L.BAER, ATTJRKEY-ATLAW. U practice In rVwneraet and adjoining eoan A.i buMtiesa eutnirted to 'iim wiu receive lt attention. .HCcrraoTB. W. H. Ecw c C'JFFKOTH & RTJPPEL, ATTUlUVEYa-AT LAW. t eumenet. Pa. I All bnsice entrused to tbeir care wiU be !f;v and piuictuai.y attended to. Offit on j.i.irai sireet. o;ipoiie Mammotli Block. Mti HOTEL AT CHHBIBLAUD i , ! P. Sweitxer. late at Sand Patch, baa purchased J" THE AMERICAN HOUSE," 1 At rucVrland. S14.. an has refitted awl reftir- niae-l me wid Iiook inrouBiMHii. '-" i! a !,rM-iw H'tei ui acoominodate the trav e.iu jiubac with e.i tanie. and choice lijuun at the bar. He alo has in eor.neetion with the Hntcl e, lar iuatiutv of Saeluier'a Pure O.d Kye hi--ky lor'aaie bv the uarrei or italloa at the 'following trior : Twa Tear old at K W per falloa. Three - " f- " Four " "tli " - Tlie prire of the )r.r la 15 cents fnr earb gallon. Tue price of the biskeT ami Jug nu aiwsya feiTrtnianv the order, which will inmre prompt attention and ahipment, Addreaa all 'jrders to S. p. SWEIT2 H2.-JM0, CI MBEBXASD. MB. STILL IN BUSINESS I AV. Y lfloy's Photograph Caller My pwirons are informed tbal I am BtlU in the And am at all time prepared to take all kinds of picture, from a Ti.tjpe r Cabinet Pfcet?rpb, To a Life-ite Osvon. IturtantaneouB rro- oe used, ami al! work guaranteed to be sal iatacUiry. HiaIiery up raira, next to Voogb' rora. WM. H. WELFLEY. 1 tie VOL. XL. NO. 0. J3. B, OUR REGULAR PRICES: AND VALUES Make it to your interest anl profit to trade witb liitx stores. Add to this the SPECIAL INDUCEMENTS Offered by our MID-SUMMER CLEJUAXCE SALES, And the force of the aboTe is apparent needs no further elucidation. We have a snrplu of Snmmer Drets "Wool ens, and have deterraicej on an extensive sale of them. It means a big loss, the price at which tliis lot goew off, and a correejorHiifig pain to fortunate late iiiivers. Over two hundred pieces choice, hand some, Myli.h suitings, pluids, stripes and novelties, at cents. Goods ranfre in width 4, 47 and inches. Some styles were To cents a preat mejoriiy 4 and 1.5, many others und still others more, but al! co in at tbi- eacritii-e price, 5i rent?. We mi end ihii -ale and the remarkable values to be somelhinir out af the ordinary. i'J pieces Anderson (;inr!tarn at li cts., aM j-ear's ttyle,but -cent quality. Si pieix nnire at -Ji cents. The tnt and most d -irable patterns of this season. Write for sampk". Con' pare prices and qualities. Try 11- with an order, and you"Il be pleas ed ith the result. "j Boggs & Buhl, 113, 117119, and 121 Federal Street, ALLEGHENY, FA. CURTIS K. GROVE, SOMERSET, PA. BCGGIES, SLEIuHS, CARRIAGES, ePRIXa AGON'S, BUCK WAGONS. ASD EASTEKS ASD WESTERN WORE fumttbed on Short Notice. Pain teg Done on Short Time. My work la made ont f 7VroacV Smaownf Wood, and the ixw 'oa aad .V-t nubMantialiy Conrnci-il. Neatly Kini.tied, and Warran'sd to give batiahtcuon. Eapbj CrUj First-Claa Vorbnen. Repairing of AllKrndnlaMy Une Dorie on cnort liotice. Prices RiUjHJh ABLt, and All Work Warranted. Call and Examine my Stork, and Learn Price I do Wagon-work, and furnish Selves for Wind Mills. Remember the place, and call in. CURTIS K. GROVE, (East of Court House) SOMERSET. FA A UMIMSTIUTUirS NOTICE E-tateof Her.ry Barkriaa. hue of Milford Twp., Simerv-t ei'iir'.y, Ia., dei'easeil. letter of Adn:iniKtrtim havinif lieen granted l.v tjie proper autnority. to tlie uiiderigi:el. on the tMaie of Hi-nry Irftrknian. late of Milfonl timiihlp, Smeret "county. Pa., deeeeil, notice i herehv given to all i-er-trtin iudebtet to said es tate to make luMiicdiute payment, and those hav nie claim. ai.-aii!t -aid etate will present them duly authenticated fir n-tilement and aimwanee to trie tiiiderstifiied ondatunlay, July Ul, l.l, a the late rewdeui-e of deceaaeil, CUAKLOIIE KAKKMA.-S. jitueJL Adminitralor. N v-OTICE OF APPLICATION FOR PARKOS. Notice is hereby given that I wtU make ap- t'lif-Httou u the Bnl of a'Aniurs on the !urili TueMUr of July. ll.fur tiiy pnr-l-m fnun trie im priMnnii;t inip-tl iri me t-v the aenteiice f theOt uf tnHrter viohm nf fVmfrwi Coiintf at SM-U uiUf Term, f'f AkTK"vted Askult and liitery. jUlyU. X AiL 111. tVO. T RLSPASS NOTICE. Public noti U hereby civen that all persona trepaiiig ou mv property in Milium township for the ron"c "t buuiinr. hshing or berrying. w :Ji dean w:ta accorumg to ia . Jtvt ULrU t.tL. P"XrcUTOU-S NOTICE. Liiate of Henry Honman.nec t. lateoi tenner i p.. somerset to 1 a Irer totamentarr on the above estate having been granted to the undersigned by the proper aaiii'iiny. uoui"e nrir .u . pi-rt.nu t?KieLd to wod ettate u make immedi ate iwTmeut, and all t-eTonn having claim to --eiH tbem duir an'.Uenticated fur aetlleinerst on 1 huredny, A-inist i7, l-.-L at theoflii-eof J. m. Cover, Ei.. at ieuner a Knad. j. n. t tit, OKAUAM HOFFMAN, jullS. Executor PENNSYLVANIA COLLEGE, 0"ltysbura. X. FOrXPaDnf lira. Lara Faculty. Two full eiainol t ly 'iaical and Sc:entih-. rpe c.al otir-es in all d. lanraent. Observatory. Laboratories and new trvmnaium. Five large ouiIuiukh. e4eain neat Liorar nvviwuiini. Liiii low. Iejrtment ol U g .ue ann ray ical Culture io clirce of an expi-nenoed pbyl cian. Acee:b!e hv fr.ioent Railroad t'ams. y-atlm. wi me HA! It inr.iM ur uun liLRij, BMBt piea-santand healthy. PRErARATORT DErARTMEXT, in arparate boildinr.ifor boys ami Toungmen pre- na'ini! for tm'.iiej or (VilUire, nnner sueeutl care ot the Principal aad three aikinaM-r. realding with ',.leni in trie i.iuiuiug. nil una uj eU. so. 1VI. t"? Cataioruew, a.iiire!, 1 l- u.- u. vvir.ui ii ii Pww.int. ar REV.'H. U. Bl LilLER, A. M , Principal, julyh"-!. Oettysbnrg, Pa. OUMMONS IX PARTITION' FliraVf. Srhrock Uo. 1, fcr. Term, 1-wL Lvd ia M. Beach v. J rummons in Partition, civ l n.lTIMI NTT. SS. iitij,, Tlie'o.'anMHiwearth of Pennsylvania, to tha hherifl of e.id Co.. 0 recti ug : If FJiu M. Kehrock aaaks yo wcore in pre- , , ... rT ,m m then we command VOU Uml you Kumraon by good and lawful mimnion Lydia M Ikwchv, refuting ia taxlew-n. Thayer (onnly, Keb . Iau: M your t'ouury, o that he be and ap pear'tielira our Ju'liri ai Someret, at our Coort of t'ommon i'lSM there to tie Ceid on the sefxmd Monday of Auguat nest lot how wherefore, . w.thrT the aaid plaintifT and the aloraid ,.i.ri cweihcr ami ondivi.tod iio hold a eer Uun n.-u.--c and lra.1 of land, to wit : All that eenain trai t of iaad aitnale in ttotnerwt Twp., . - i a t- . hjI untune l:i;ti ,J t;. J. Miller, ,...- H. layman, iM-ph W. (auger and John M Hoiiertiiin, containing ( ai'rea, more or lesa, i ihMMin ereced a twAorv brica awel i,. hine him. and other OTthail.linira, wrtb the awMiR-enawcea, tbe Rame Lxiia M. beaf hy par- tiaoo tliere Mtti-n them to Be ma-H- a.cora. . . . . u t.-. .nd tii riMiau of this om miwwealth 'n mrh cae made and provUiedi do gainaav. aad the same to be tone eo not pern it veiv u'-i.! it'r and against the same la" and eoj-umw aa at i adi e. And have you Uien and tiiere the .i - ,mMv.nnl and thai wnt. Vitre!,'e Honoranie Win. J. BafT, Freei-lent of our a-id t'oort at Suoieraet, l a-, mil AAh day of i une A. Ik 1-wL 1 w. n. banner. iTuthoootary. Pittsourgh Female) College and tS i-.m aThRV UK Ml'MC. 1 lU.-biinr, Pa. Ii lew-liers l iiaoriawBed advantages. Superior howiewnf.-l abd wrc. XUi yewr begins Sept ii. Kern! lor calaiorae to the pnait-lent. lulyvwa. A.U. yotCLoai. B. D. That Tired Feeling Is a dangerous condition due direefiy to de pleted or impure blood. It ahoultV not be allowed to continue, as in its debility the system is especially liable to serious attacks of Uhitia. It U remarkable bow beneficial Hood's Barsaparilla is in this eoervxting state. u Poasesslnx Just those eto- HOOQ 8 menu which the system SarSS 03" ar1 and readily seizes, ... tills medicine purifies the fill blood, and imparts a foeuug of serene strength which is comforting and Wfylng. Hood's Sana pari 11 is the beat remedy for that weakness which prevails at change of season, climate or life. I have been convinced Mnlrei that Hood's Sarsaparil-a is " one of the greatest tnedl- the Weak tines in Uie world. I say Crnn cr this for the benefit of all otlter Ured out, run down, hard-working women. Hood's Sarsaparilla is not only ex cellent as a blood purifier, but for 11 other female complaints, even if of loug standing." Mits. M. A. ScARLETTN'orthrUle P. O., Mich. Hood's Sarsaparilla RoldtytIdraiririita. fl;aUfuri. Prepared owly wr C. L HOOD A CO, ApotfcMarwa. LoweQ, Maaa. 100 Doses One Dollar -THE-FIRST NATIONAL BANK or Somerset, Trenn'a. CAPITAL 8URPLU3 S50.000. $6,000. DEPOSIT RECCIVCOiaj LARGE ASDIMtU AMOUNT. PATALC ON DEMAND. ACCOUNTS OF MERCHANTS, FARMERS. STOCK DEALERS, AND OTHER SOLICITED. DISCOUNTS DAILY. BOARD OF DIRECTORS : La Re I M. Ilicxa. W. H. Muxbb, James L. Pcoh, Chas. II. Fubkb, Johb R. Scott, Gbo. R. Sixll, Fbid W. BtKsxrKuu Edward Sctll, : Valkntixi IIay, Andrew Parekr, : : : Prksidkst Vic President : : : Cashier. The funds and securitiee of this bank are securely protected in a celebrated Cor liss iiurgiar-proof hafe. Ibe only bate made abeolntely Burglar-proof. Somerset County National Bank Or SoMtKati, Ta. btablUhsd, 1877. Orgaaiiwl I Nitieaal, 1890 CAPITAL $50,000. Chas. J. Harrison, Prest Wm. B. Frease, Vice Pres't. Milton J. Pritts, Cashier. .-a Directors: Wm, H. Koontx, iumah Specbt. John H. Snyder, Joseph B. l'avia. Saml Snyder, Joiiao M. t ook, John Stum, 11 arrival Snvder, Koah a. Miller, Jerome otum. Wm. EndiOey. r-ntomer ol this Bank will receive the moat liberal treatment conauterd w I th aafa banking. be aeoommdaied by drall for any amount. Vnnev and ralnables aeenred by one of Die- bold s Celebrated Safe, with moat approved time locL. Collections made in all parts of the United Statea. t;hargea moderate. Aceounts and Oepoaiu aoucteo. man-am FARM TA1CK NOTICE. I have leased the large warehouae of Peter Fink, ai the B. O. llepoc, in ooierei, lor a yeaia. Al'O.warerooma at Berlin and Colemana. There 1 will keep on hand during the aeaiama. lor delivery and re-abinment to all poinla every grade of FERTILIZERS manufactured by the will known Susquehanna Fertilizer Co. of Canton. Baltimore. Md. I have spent i years among you, while these goooa have Deen uaeu ui SOMERSET COUNTY fir years, having been introduced by Hon. O. P Shaver. Owing to the lanre number of my patrons, whom I thank heartily, my agents acd myself may be onabk- to call to see you ail peraoaally. aI take advanlageof your exeelieut paper to call auen lion to the Brents of our FertUuters, and beg leave to aay 8. B. V oiler, of Pug h Somerset County, Pa , and myself, have an liciled orders (or the fail crop of 'JO lot) tcaja. notwiU. laud ing the strong compeUiioo, ivteTrink. of Somerset, who resides near the de pot, is acting as delivery agent wr me, t7 u dreaamg or calling on him. yoo can learn our pricea. We can re-ahip to any local joint, on SI IORT N OTICE, but would prefer at all times u hare your orders aarar in euvaace oi imjaeaiaic vsaw v pw Uiwl, as it enabiea us to get aur goods to yon in better mechanical condition. In behalf of the Monquehanna fertilizer Company, I am. VERT RESPECTFULLY, A. eT. ICOSJCIt. St. Charles HOTEL CILIS GILL, Prop'r Table unstr. passed. Remodeled, with one. on mind Sour. Natural gaa and iiwandeapBt lurbt all rooms. New awaua laundry atlaehed so the boai. Rates. J W) l-i pel oay. Cr. rTa4 St. aJsrl Tklr. In. Pittsburg h. Pa oiriier SOMERSET, PA., REUBEN S CHOICE. BV J06E1-IIIXB rOLLANO, Ebc's a busy little housewife. It is true beyond a doubt. For with light and nimble fcotxteps All tbe day she moves about ; In the cellar or the garret You will pod her if you look In the parlir or tbe kitchen For she dearly Loves to cook. It is not her vain ambition In six-let y toshine. And gay balls and entertainments Are nut strictly in her line ; But she likes to have things tidy, And quite free from odds and ends. And with special dainty dishes Loves to entertain her friends. She ia sweeping or she's dusting. Making beds or getting meats. Unmistakably reveals ; And you'll seblom find her sitting With a needle or a bock. For she's sneh a busy h.awlfe. And would rather sweep or cook. Some will chouse a wife for beauty. While still otbrrsare inclined To mate with thine who manifest A wite and studious mind. But Reuben turned from such as these With scornful gajse, and took The prise, he thonght a housewife good And a jewel of a cook. JACKS MOTHER-IN-LAW. " Two new engag? roents," announced young Glitterby, of the Diamond Club. " What is tbe first one?" asked some- lxxiT. " Fannie Firefly- and Fred Flapwings." Everybody laughed. " What is the second V " Jack St John and Mary Breton." Before any one had time to reply the door swung on ita hinges and fine-looking young man entered. S"by is everybody looking at me V he demanded, smiling, his sparkling eyes taking in the situation, as he settled amongst them. " What am I suspected of stealing spoons 7" No use, Jack, said Glitterby. " It's all out n u What V " Your engagement to Miss Breton." " You don't say so !" " What ! You don't deny itr " No, I don't deny it," he said. " I'm a little taken by surprise; that is all. I did not know that it was out." " We're all saying it's a very nice thief, you know," said Glitterby. Yes," and Yes we were," continued McAllister and Van Tivia. Well, I think so," answered Jack, contentedly. No one, of course, supposed that he would have the bad taste to comment urther on the matter. He certainly did rnot Some of the younger ones looked at him a little enviously when he went early, for Mary Breton was the most beautiful girl of their set. As they had suppotted, he went straight to the Breton mansion, and was ushered lutO tne parior. hj cumn mi iuuui with an exclamation of pleasure. " I didn't know you were coming up to-night, Jack," she said. " What do you think Mother has come home! and you know we did not expect her for another month." The two pairs of bright eyes met in quiringly. Yea, Jack," smiled Miry. "She knows." " What did she say ?" " She has aid nothing yet. Mother is i so well, moderate, you know." "Perhaps she will think you too young. But it is only an engagement as yet. How is your father ?" " Very much better." Mrs. Breton had returned from a win ter in the south af France, with her inva lid h unbend, and found her only child engaged. Tbe young girl had thought she was right, otherwise she would have waited , bat since his coming of age Jack SL John had been pronounced tbe most eligible parti in her set. Many of her girl friends would have accepted him to the delight of tbeir parents. Mrs. Breton was too fatigued to be seen that night, but the next morning Jack went up to pay his respects. A little woman in black, with a sweet, wise face, came forward to meet Jack, saying, " 1 can give you nan an nour, .Mr. Si. John ; my husband isstiil very weak and needs me." Something in her tone troubled Jack a little as they went into the library. It troubled him still more when she had seated herself, and turned her face silently npon him. Mary she has told you that I hare offered myself to her and that she has ac cepted me," she began. lea, Mary has told me. But my dauebter is not of age," she said, at length. I do not urge marriage immediately, Mrs. Breton," began Jack. I cannot consider marriage at all, Mr St John," said Mrs. Breton, to Jack's un bounded astonishment " My only child is all I hxve, Tbe physicians aware me that my husband's life hangs by a thread and thatanr hour may sever it I have spent many toilsome years in rearing my daughter from a delicate infant. On her ban gs all my future happiness." " You dislike me V exclaimed Jack " Not in tbe least But in giving my daughter into the care of another, in pro- Tiding for her fu'ure welfare, In deter mining what must be for the happiness or unhappiness of her life, I cannot accept for ber a a man all untried as you are, Mr. St John. Yea are too young, and witb an abundant fortune, too unoccupied to make ef life what you ought to make of it It seems to me that a man should have occupation, should have some pur pose in life beyond the mere pleasure of living. " There is always danger of an idle life no matter how well principled a man maybe. If you were already in business or proposed to give yourself to any mer cantile business, or to a profession, might have viewed the matter different ly. No, Mr. 6t John ; I cannt give Jou my daughter." Her edict had gone forth. The engage ment between Jack St John and Mary Breton was at an end. There was no doubt that Mrs. Breton was a very singular woman. Jest what had passed people did not know, bat the fact that ah? bad refused Jack St John for her daughter leaked oat, and made much eomaaeut Mary was s beautiful girl, of course ; no on denied that, but what more could Mrs. Breton ask T Was ot young St John an unexceptionable s e i ESTABLISHED 1827. WEDNESDAY, . JULY 2J), 1891. Did she want her daughter for herself aione T The men of the Diamond Club declar ed Jack showed plainly that he was bad ly hurt about it As for the young gen tleman himself, he never referred to it and soon after Mary wert sooth, with ber parents. Mary's bloom paledbut though the mother saw, she held her way unre lentingly. It was a wonder to the girl how one so weak and gentle could be so firm, but her mother's kindness, and ber wisdom, she never thought of doubting. When they returned, Jack was not in Boston. " Heard tbe news V said young Glit terby. Jack St John has turned saw bones, and gone to Paris to study." A little older, a little graver, a little wiser, Jack St John had entered on hos pital practice. In bis secret trouble he had made a confidant of an uncle, who was a weel-known physician. "Get to work! Get to work, Jack!" said the old man. " It's tbe best thing in tbe world in a disappointment "Come into the ofiice here with me, and peg at the books for six months, and then I will tell yoa what to do next." The old doctor was very much in earn est Jack laughed a little, unbelieving ly ; but to work be went, promptly, and was glad of the distraction. He did not long any the less for Mary, but he bad the com Tort of feeling that he was taking a sensible course. His uncle had been a little afraid that Jack, like soma indulged young men, might rush off into dissipation, and it pleased, him to see how the boy stuck to the study of medicine, so much so that he boasted to his colleagues, "If he holds out as well as he has begun, I shall be glad to make him my successor. Mary came from Florida, and Jack was in Paris. She went into society, as usu al, but she was not eminently a fashion able girL She continued her studies, en riched her mind, was a comfort to her invalid father, and her mother's confiden tial friend. Mary never forgot Jaeh, and her mother knew this. But bravely as Jack did his part, he did not pecuniarily prosper. His uncle, Dr. Paul Golding, was accidentally kill ed, and bis lucrative practice scattered. Jack's father was no longer a rich man, and when, in six years, he returned to his nis native city he was a skillful but poor physician, seeking practice. Mary met him in society. Her grand father had died and left ber a large prop erty, but she was the same Mary. As Jack looked at tbe fair face he recalled the memories of the pleasant past She thought he had forgotten all that, he was so changed, so bearded, so grave ! Only the genial blue eyes were the same, and the pleasant manner, Oh, that pleasant manner! It was not only sunshine, it was life itself to Dr. St- John's poor patients, and they were far y , K.IC1 IU UUlUUtl . lJlO Mary heard often how his patients loved him, and he heard, also, of her many benevolent deeds, and that, it seemed to him, was the only tie between them now, and to Mary there seemed to be no tie at 11. She was glad he had not seemed to see the color that honied into her face at sight of him Jack, nobler and stronger, but Jack stilL Jack did not see Mary again for weeks. Her father's life still spun out, but that winter he had paroxysms of terrible suf fering. He had endured much, been ery patient and it broke Mary s heart she bent over him and wiped the pam- wrung sweat from bis face. It could not possibly be borne long, and the doctors proposed consulting with a physician fresh from the hospitals of Paris, Dr. fct John. The consultation took place, another remedy was tried with good effect, and Mary and ber mother were tearfully grateful. "Pray, Dr. St John, come and see us as friends," said Mrs. Breton. "Thank you." he said, with a joy in his face that he could not conceal from her searching eyes ; "I am getting business now, but I will come." He made two social calls, and feit sat isfied that Mary was the same Mary. Yes, the same, in spite of her forbidding fortune. He was sadly thinking that he had best not go to the pleasant home again be, useful, but so poor, when the little figure of Mis. Breton crossed the threshold of his office. "Yoa must not think me bold, Dr. St John, because I come to you to-day. I have watched your career with interest, and am much pleased with it I have seen the love that you have tried in vain to conceal, and knowing that you hesitate to seek my daughter as your wife be cause of the change in her fortune and your own, I wish to say that the objec tions I made six years ago to my daugh ter's accepting yoo no longer exist" 'Well, to be sure," said Mrs. Grnndyf haf a st ranee woman Mrs. Brenton was." Nevertheless, there is one mother- in-law in this world who is not only ac cepted but beloved Dr. Jack's. Itoe AuL'inu They Had Him. One of the party at a table in a choice corner of the Hoffman House art gallery the other night said that when Colonel Bob Ingersoll was in Europe last he visit ed Westminister Abbey for the first time. As he was contemplating the tomb of Nelson the guide sid : "That, sir, his the tomb of the greatest naval 'ero Earope or the whole world hever knew Lord Nelson's. This mar ble rarcoughogus weighs forty-two tons. Hinside that his a steel receptacle weigh ing twelve toes, and hinside that is a leaden casket, 'ermetrically sealed weighing over two tons. Hinside that bis a mahogany coffin holding tbe ashes of the dead 'ero." "Well," said the colonel after thinking a while. "I eneas you've got him. If he ever gets out of that cable me at my ex pense," -V. Y. Herald. Sharpson (grinding out verse) "I want a suitable rhyme for 'chains', Phiatx "What's the matter with brainar" "Can't use it I'm writing a poem entitled The Cigarretie Smoker"." Sporting HWiL "What is s high churchman T asks some one who takes an interest in such matters. A churchman who is over six feet tall ought to answer that description. One Man's Snake Record. There is a citizen of Voidosta who has bad some startling experiences witb poisonous snakes during his life. He is entirely responsible, does not like noto riety and seldom talks of his adventures with reptiles, because he fears his recital of them would not be believed, and he does not care to figure as a Munchausen among 6nake story tellers. Some time ago he was attracted by the laughing of a child who was at play in the front yard. Looking through the window he discovered to his horror that the child was playing with a great live rattlesnake, whicb sprang its warning rattle just as the child was rescued from what would have been certain death. At another time recently, while wad ing in a branch, he stepped on a large water moccasin, and narrowly escaped being bitten, as he had crushed the body of the reptile and aroused it wrath. It did show fight, however, chasing him to dry land. On still another occasion," says th'is hero of many battles with snakes, "I had cause to tramp all day with some com panions in s swamp, and it was during snake time of tbe year. During that day I had the misfortune to step on as many as three Jive and wriggling moc casins at ditlerent times, bnt bad the good luck, as usual, to get off without having their poisonous fangs struck into my flesh. No other one of the party had any suca close calls. It all fell to my ot At another time, while I was push ing my way through a thick and boggy swamp, one ot tiiy leet Drone turouga the moss covered mud, and it threw me forward. I caught at a tussock just by me, and threw my hand on a large moc casin. It flinched, but did not move. I was stuck in the mud. Its forked tongue flashed in my face ! I could not get op without a struggle, and I was afraid to make the effort, fearing that a movement on my part would bring a strike in the face. I held mv breath, while my hand went to my belt, and I drew therefrom s pistol. In an instant I got in the first blow, and the snake's head went off. A friend stood on a tussock five feet away watching the tragedy in one act. "Recently I was hunting cows ia the pine woods. I rode a mule. I was ging at a slow lope. Suddenly tbe beast threw ts head down with a snort, and plowed the earth with both fore hoots in a des perate to take up. I went over the horn of the saddle and astride of the mule's neck, and would have pitched over his head on the spot had I not seized the animal's ears, one in each hand, as I struggled wildly to prevent a fall. My head and chest went full over its head, but my grip on the long ears and my feet locked around its neck end raved me for the time. ... f l 4 J , beast regained its footing, and then be gan backing ana slamming me aooui against brush and sapling, until I rolled off on the ground. When I gained my feet I discovered a large rattlesnake in coil under a palmetto bush, just in front of the spot where the mule made the des perate effort to stop, and if I had gone .. . 1. 1 over tne ammai s neaa l wouiu nave fallen head foremost upon the deadly reptile. More wonderful to relate, a little toddler who was burdened with my name came across a rattler one day and picked it up, anl went around playing with it until an older brother discovered the child's peril and jerked it away from the snake. .-1 'luid't i. ' i "ti-m. Why the Bank Was Forced to Close. "The Eighteenth National Bank has just been forced to close its doors !" ex claimed the obituary editor. "The Eighteenth Nat Great Scott !" cried the humorous man, "that means beggary for me!" 'Oh, I hope not !" condoned the obit uarist, in a sympathetic voice. "I boie it isn't so bad as that !" "Yes it is! All my hard-earned .savings were deposited in that bank. My wife w ill have to take in washing?" and he wept several weeps. "My children will have to go begging, and I I will be forced to sell fountain pens on the streets!" "Oh, it cant be," said the obitnury editor, wiping his eyes on s mourning bordered handkerchief scented with musk. 'Let us hope for the best" "It is no use, no use at all f moaned the unfortunate funny man. "I am ruined. But tell me what caused the bank to suspend. Was it an unexpected run?" "Who said the bank had suspended?" asked the eDitaoher. "who said any thing" "Why, you did. Yoa said the bank had been forced to cloee its doors, didn't your "Yes, but" "Bat wnatr "The bank was forced to close its doors to keep out the cold air." And the funny man, stifling his tears, sat down and wrote s fifty cent joke on the subject, while the obituary editor returned to bis den and proceeded to call old Skinflint, who had just died because he was too miserly to buy medicine. "model of charity and benevolence." Jojrfon Trartler. Happy Hoosiers. William Tiramons, postmaster at Ida ville, Ind., writes : " Electric Bitters has done more for me than all other medi cines combined for that bad feeling aris ing from kidney and liver trouble John Leslie, farmer and stockman of the same place, says : " Find Electric Eitters to be the best kidney and liver medi cine ; made me feel like a new man. W. Gardner, hardware merchant, same town; scys : " Electric Bitters is just the thing for. man that is ail run down and don't cars whether be lives or dies: be found new strength, good appetite, and feit just like he bad s new lease on life. Only 50 rents a bottle at John X. Snyder's Dreg Store, Somerset la. Offanon "And is Miss Gracie to hav two chaperons? What is that for? Old Peterby "That's on your account When yoa come they are to chaperon by watches, three hours off and three on."--Y. r. 7,-aiW. e JL A Beautiful Face. Somebod said it was a beautiful face, and the second somebody who looked at it discovered it wasn't a yoon, face, while the third somebody said that it was not a correct face, but still they ail united in saying it was a beautiful face. I will tell yon how it happened to be so. It was tbe face of a woman ho, early in life, when shewa a girl like you and Kate and Dorothy and Mary discovered that her face would only be beautiful if she did not allow herself to speak the pettish word, or think the unkind thought ; that petulance and suHenness drew down the corners of her mouth until they made lines there ; that anger gave her a corrugated brow, and that a violent indignation made her draw her lips close together, made them lose their Cupid's arrow shape and become thin and pursed op. She learned that ill-temper affected her complexion. Now, you laugh at that! But it is true, nevertheless. Every part of the human being L-. effected by the mental action, and anger is quite as likely to give you indigestion and dys pepsia as it is to give you headache and make you feel nervous. Indigestion and dyspepsia mean dull eyes and a sallow skin ; so, quite irrespective of ita being a virtue to restrain your angry passion, you see it is a good beauty preserver. The woman who, as s girl never learns exactly how undesirable it is to show out ward visible signs of peevishness or irri tability, will certainly have outward visi ble signs of them on her face and w hen she is the age of this woman th'is wom an ho is described as having a beauti ful face hers will be wrinkled and ugly. L'glyisavery disagreeable word. You know it doesn't siean lacking in fine features ; it doesn't mean not having a skin like strawberries and cream, but it means being repulsive and disagreeable. And so, my dear girl, that's what you must not do. You must, when you are fifty, have a beautiful face the result of a careful consideration of your temper and the outspoken words that proclaim it ; a coasideration of such weight that it never lets the ugly, angry words even formulate, let alone express themselves. ILtnx JournaL Squelching a Terror. Among the passengers who landed in Detroit from a western train the other morning, was a young man wearing a cowboy hat, a bear-skin overcoat, the claw of a grizzly bear as a breastpin, and other outward tokens of ling a person from the far west; As he hung around to make some inquiries, oilicer Button queried of him : " From Colorado 7" " No, from Montana V " You can shoot, throw the lasso, and nw thai bowie-knife, I suppose 7" " Killed your man 7" " Three of 'em," " Going to stop over ?" " Yea, for a few hours. I've heard a good deal about Detroit aad want to see the town." " Yea. Let me give you a pointer. We have a little bit of a sawed-off mania town who had one of his ears sliced off by a western tough. He does nothing but walk around and look for chape of your build. When he fin is one he lights right on to him, and it's good-bye touh." " No." " Sure as shootin' ! He's done up seven or eignt in a montn. il you go up town, leave all those things in the package-room. If yoa don't, if he catches sight of that hat ot overcoat, or bear's claw, you'll be a goner.' " Do the authorities allow him to hop on to people that way?" " They can't help themselves. I'm giv ing you a friendly tip. Look out for old sawed-off." The man sat down to think it over, came to a decision, after a while, and got into a seat in the corner of the room, and sat there five long hours before be got his train for the east Detroit Free Vo. He Couldn't Descend. "Yoa say yoa love my daughter V "Madly !" The two men who stood facing each other at the moment when this brief conversation occurred were excellent specimens of American citixensbip, says the Indianapolis JournaL The wealthy banker, Peter E. Gotrox, portly, suave, and well groomed, and Jerolomon Hark- inson, the inventor, poor as yet in this world's goods, but bearing on his brow the promise of great achievements. "lUrkinson," said the banker, "I was poor once myself. I respect a man none the less on account of his lack of money, but I cannot throw my only daughter way on a man of no final standing. Yoa are an inventor. If within three months 1 you shall have invented a machine, ap pliance or what not thai is worth $-',-OX) Gladys shall be yours. I would gladly give yoa more time, but my wife is insisting every day npon my buying Gladys prince." For ninety weary days and an equal number of sleepless night Jerolomon Harkinaon toiled until the product of his genius complete a flying machine that positively would fly. Then he invited the banker to be his guest on the initial journey of the Aerial Qaeen. Floating above - he city at an elevation of 1000 feet the. two men, the man of money and tb man of genius clasped han Js. For a moment not s word was spoken. Then the capitalist broke th si lence : "My boy," said be, "fame is yours And fortune." "And Gladys." '"Yes. But it is growing lata. Let as descend." The inventor gasped and turned white "I I'm dinged," he said in broken tones, if I didn't forget all about that part of it There is no descending at tachment to the dod-dasted machine." I am truly sorry Johnny," said the riend of th family .masting the little son on th street, "to learn that your father's, boose was burned down yesterday. Was nothing saved?" "Dont yoa waste no grief on me," replied Johnny. "All cf paw's old clothes were burned op in that fire, and maw cant make any cf 'em over for me th'w time. I'm all right T S 10 (Ob o WHOLE NO. 2088. A Lawyer's Story. Ia a trial in the United States Coun where a young man Ltd been iudicted for passing a counterfeit ten-dollar bill, the counsel of the latter, C. A. Baldwin, objected to General Strickland's course in endeavoring to prove by business men the fact that the bill in question was a counterfeit, but to no purpose. Finally, improving a favorable chance, Mr. Baldwin substituted a good bill for the counterfeit which genuine money General Strickland then proved by three business men to bo the rankest kind of a counterfeit Thereupon Mr. Baldwin ve hemenily' demanded that attention be given to his objections, and the presiding judge insisted that the district attorney send out for a bank cashier and an ex pert. With great confidence General Strick land haoiled the expert the bill. After establishing his business and his experi ence in hanJILag money and said : ".State to tie j'iry whether, in your opinion, that bill is nood or lad." "This is a good bill, sir,"" returned the witness. "What!" shouted the attorney, "do you mean to sy that bill is not a coun terfeit?" "Yes, sir; if yoa will bring it down to the bank, we will givevou gold for it." Then tliere was a scene, in the midst of which Mr. Baldwin managed to ex plain to the court that he had changed the bills without the knowledge of the district attorney, and that, in view of the fact that three good business men bad testified thttt a genuine bill was a coun terfeit, he thought considerable allow ance should be made fur his client an ignorant country boy in mistaking a counterfeit for a good bill. The jury were evidently impressed with the idea, for they raturned a verdict of acquittal. A Modern Heroine. The latest heroine to come before the public is Sister Margaret France, of St Victor's Convent, near Montreal, which was burned on Wednesday morning, July Sth. The convent contained a large number of deaf mute children as pupils, but seems to have had no fire escapes, al though the children were lodged on the sixth tloor. At an hour in the morning when sleep is the soundest Sister Marga ret, in charge of the sixth floor dormito ry, awoke, to find the room on fire and the children flocking around her. The stairway was on fire, and the would-be rescuers who came from the neighbor hood had no kt'lilers. A worse outlook for successful escape could scarcely be imagined ; yet this one woman saved the children and herself, too. She gathered thetn in the corner of the j building iarthest from that part in which j the f!ariis sit- ra:iig svn.t, iw...., tO-e oi ufu iiouiiiiQ, iu Ativu uci tuii" one by one, to the ground. She kept at her work fur half an hour and until the last child was snie'.y landed ; then slip ped down the rope herself, with her bands and arms blistered by the heat and the hair singed from her head, and when she reached the ground fainted. That was like a woman. She can dis play superhuman energy and courage in cases of emergency, but whea the crisis is pa.-v-d the reaction is severe and her nerves cannot stand it ; so she faints. Few women, however, would have had the coolness and presence of mind dis played by Sister Margaret in thinking so quickly and acting so promptly in the midst of confusing circumstances. She is a heroine of the tir-t water and should be celebrated as such. Her devotion to duty at the probable cost of life was as striking and as finely displayed as that of any of the heroines who stand high in the annals of history. She should have honors while she lives and a monument when she dies. Bat what should those ia authority have who put a multitude of children to sleep on the sixth floor of a building without fire escapes ? An Eye for Beauty. If ever a man likes to have a pretty woman, it is when he ia sick. When a young mau decided to go to a hospital, his greatest inducement was the hope of having one of the young and beautiful nurses he hail read about in books min ister to hita. He imagined a sweet creat ure, tender and hopeful, bending over him, her charms enhanced by a bewitch ing cap and apron. When tlie doctor called the following day he found his patient restless disturb ed. The hospital seemed to have no charm for him. "Homesick, eh V asked the doctor, aa he felt his pulae. "Oh, no." "What is the trouble, then?" "Doctor," sail the young man faiptly, it's the nurse." "Oh, I see. Too rigorous. But yoa know that ia for vour own good." "It isn't thatj'I expected she would be young and beautiful, but she's old enough to be my grandmother, and as homely as a hedge fence." "All the belter, said the doctor ; "yoa won't fall in love with her." But the homely nurse scored s suc ceed. A3 the weeks rolled on she waited apt-a the patient so kindly and her ser vice was so faithful that he outgrew the desire for the pretty face. Another proof of the proverb. Hand some is that handsome does. Detroit An Anecdote of Angelo. Michael Angelo, at a time when Italy paid so much attention to ancient art that modern had no chance to be judged fairly, bad, it is said, to resort to a strata gem to teach the critics the fa'lacy of shaping their judgments by fashion or by reputation, lie sculptured a statue rep resenting a sleeping beauty, and break ing off an arm, buried it in s place where excavations were being made, it was soon found, snd lauded by critics and tbe public as a valuable reiic of antiquity, far superior to anything done for certarie. When Angelo thought it had gone far enough, he prod need the broken arm and to the preat mortification of the critics, revealed himself as the sculptor. A boy of ten and girl of twelve in one of the public schools at Portland, Me., are subjects of a good dead of curi osity, as both are bald as billiard balls. Rain to Order. Some- lime within tho r.evt f-w flays !Leie is g'lir.g to be a noise .ut in V l ern Katu-as. 1'm le .-'aiu'i r.tiu ii.jkus are bound thither with a pK-.Uii u t f expIoies iutiicav.t to stock Uir m.tI volcano in active .'feral ion. They take with them tl.rca f ere Nil loons, each ten feet ia diameter wheu ex panded; likewise about !uU kites ;iv feet high, a fieight car full of wcodea -r-tats to tite boi'.l-s fiouJ. n-t u:;-u .' i ; t sands of pxin-is f -lytuti..t-, 'is fier, nslroglycennw an l ll.er ( agents for airiutin; nature If there is nt a second de-luge io. tV r gioas mentioned within a f.rtaig!-f. it will not bo for lack of ciTurt on the j art of General Dryen forth au I the? IV; v.it- ment of Agriculture. Seven thousand dollars yet reuiii.a of the?.0u0 appropriated by Coisgrei f r this purpose, and so theto i no need t economize on the firewotks &r the pre-, li mi nary experiment ISecaa-J ii is a matter of history that stortu have ofu-it followed heavy cannonading ia waiiaro, it has been thonght desirable? to r.ui the sky for this meteoiMl-igici.1 purpose with regular line of ba:tl--'. A o nvea ient and excessively arid plaiu .li Le selected fur opeiat ions, and the w. .-:. -a mortars will tie planted across it ia dr.ils as it were, for a distance of sb.ut two miles. They will bo loaded with dyna mite, rackarock and other materials cal culated to agitate the atmosphere a much a poisiM, while at tunable in--tervals of space the balloons will be ar ranged for ascencion. r-imoitaneiisiy a flight ofkites will t let looae ii tha air. The threescore balloons will in them selves represent an extraordinary oieu tiflc novelty. They are all completed now, and each one is calculated to hold abont "'-" enhic feet i.f gu ono-third oxygen and two-thirds hydri-u. The oxygen is put in (Ind a:ul then the hydrogen. Each hallo.m, nn tieing in flated, a-cends under control nf a double wire, which serves instead of a rope t hold it by. When it reaches the desired height the button of an electric instm ment on the ground is touched, a spark ignites a fuse in the balloon and th oxygen and hydrxn suddenly combiii with aUrrilio explosion. K-perim.'n!s made within the last few days in this city show that stlch an oxygen-liy'r.vn balloon, thus igniteJ. prodares a ml'r tremendous detonation, tlie cloth or paper vessel itself appearing fir an in startandby daylight liio a i ill of .i-v.-Few things can be imagined m e c". riots than this phenomenon, w Licit sig;.i-cs that the two gasms, at the touch of i'ra. Lave uxited in the ehajti of a dr;p or two of water, w hich harmless fluid con sists of two parts of hydrogen and one c f oxygen. But, as has beeu S4id, the ba'I'X'P.s ill be supplemented by two great kites, each of which will be held by a doubled win? instead of a suing. Their tails ill carry dynamite and other explosives, which will be set off in the same way 1' t-; electric spark. Meantime while t'ua oxy-hydrogea bags explode and the k. to talis go back, tho buried morlurs will vomit forth rackarock to the heavens all along the two-mile lio. For at least two, and probably three days tho racket will be kept up. Then the expedition will hoist its umbrella and calmly ait the downpour, consoled f t tlie incon venience by the acclamations of the agri cultural population which has Uatrnea to appreciate the fact that ino:stux is wealth. Specimen Cases. S. II. Cliffort New Ca!, Wis., ,,1.1-1 ..:.i. ' '. -.-.,.i J. J.t l, 1. . 1. - win srTected to an alarming degree, appet.t fell sway, and he was terribly re l'i v.l in flesh and strength. Three b-til.-i . f Electric Bitters cured him. Edward Shepherd, LIairia'jar. I'd. had a running sore oa icg ui c-i j .-'- standing. I'sod three bottles of E.ect.ie Bitters and seven boxes of I'.iu-k'.eii's Ar nica Salve, and his leg ia sound aud weil. John Speaker, Catawba, Ohio, had live large fever sores on his leg ; doctors Aid he was incurable ; one bottle vf Electric Bitters and one box of Batkli u's Arnica alve cured him entirely. For sale at John N. Snyder's Drug Store. Ann Denman's Work. Any young woman who scorns domes tic life in the belief that she i.-i titted for a wider sphere, will do well to rea l tho follow ing anecdote taken from tho ex perience of the Sculp-tur I laxman: Shortly after his marriage. Sir Joshua Reynolds one day said to him i "Flaxuian, I am told you are married ; if so. sir, I tt-lt you are ruined for an ar tist!" .. . Flaxman went home, sat down beside? his wife, and taking her hand, said : "Ann, I am mined for an arti.-t." "How so, John? - What has happen ed? Who has done it? "It happened," he replied, "in the church, and Ann IVuman has done ;t. He then repeated Sir Joshua's remark, and with it the often expreM opinion of the great man that a st i lent who would excel must brir.g his entire pow ers to bear upon his art; and also the conclusion that no man could lie a great artist who had not -tudied the master piece of his profession at Rome a::d Florence. "And I," sai 1 Flaxman, lirawmg np -ht, "I wocM his little tigm-e to its full hei, be a great artist." "And a great artist yon ha.l be," sai-1 his wife, "and visit Rome, too, if that be really necessary." "But how? asked Flaxcni'm "Work and economic," rej lue ! the) brave wife; "I will never have ;t said that Ann Ienman ruined John Haxnian for an artist." "I will go to Rome," said l'laxma.'i, "and show Sir Joshua that we-ilock U for a man's good, rather thaa his harm." Five years of hard wort and strict economy did acconipli.Hii this o'tj,- t. The pair went to Route, spending seven years there, aud Flaxtnau a.- a',.e to aihrut to the end of his life thut Lis suc ces was largely the result of Lis marriage-. Catarrh in New England. Ely's Cream Calm gives satl.-fai tloa to every one using it for catarrh;;! !.- j'lbi'-s. G. K. Mellor, Druggist, Worcester, Mass. I believe Ely's Cream Ba'ra is t'ie beit article for catarrh ever oifered the p'l'iiic Bash 4 Co., Druggists, Won-estcr Mas. An article cf real merit C. V. ATJen, Druggist, Springfield, Mass. Those who use it s;'ak ho' 'r of it Geo. A. mil, Druggist Spri a&i'l -Mas. Cream Balm has given sai i (tv re sults. W. P. Draper, Druggist, Springfield Mass. Baak iTesident "Did yon t-ar, -Mr Bullion, that the youn man you recom mended is subject to fi of ahstra. fi n ." Mr. Bullion "Yes, .fasioMlly.? Bank President "Then he wii! not suit ns as cashier." It Really ia. Johnny ia suiart boy. When he wad askl to Jodn "lausjte'i." be instantly replied: "It's a bangoa tke mouth." D