partee. Two or U.ree members of the last Con grow liave .rrion to remt-mixr the late rtnerl Spinola from the thrust lie gave them whenever they offered him battle at repartee. Elijah Adaan Morse, the "Rising Sun" wUiuan from Canton la one of these members. He, in romroon with many others, jokeU the ew York man about his high collars. One day "General Spinola had the floor and was making a vigorous speech against Mme parliamentary ruling of the Speak er. The General had been overlooked by Mr. Heed when he w as entitled to recognition. He wap averting his rights, when Mr. Morse iiiU-rrupted hirawith the remark : "Your collar was so high that the Speaker couldn't see you." 4,let me say to the gentleman from MaMiachu-tus" retorted General Spino la, "that if he had on collar twice as high as mine, he would cot be hidden. It would not cover his ears." John I- Wilson, the youthful and en thusiastic member from Washington, also to his sorrow, cromsed swords with Gen eral Spinola. Pie New York man was speaking on s.me pension bill and took occasion to allude to a member of the Republican side as "the gentleman with the Shakesnerean head who took no part in the war." lie pointed in W ilson's direction, although he w as not alluding to him. Wilson fired at once and object ed to lieing singled out for an attack when there was no call for it "1 object to the pt-i onal remarks of the gentleman from New York," he screamed. "I was not referring to the gentleman from Washington," said General Spino la. "You pointed at me," said Wilson, "That may 1 true," was the reply, "but the geiitleuiau from Washington might know I did liot nietn b'.m, be cause he was not old enough to remem ber anything about the war. He wasn't . .rp then, and, besides, I never heard liefore that he claimed to have a Khakes lrean heaJ," retorted .eneral Spinola, and Wilson reached tlie cloakroom ie fore the applause had subsided. Guaranteed Cure for LaGrippe We authorize our advertised dru'ist to sell you lr. King's New Discovery for consumption ; coughs and colds, upon this condition : If you are alllicted with LaGrippe and will use this remedy ac cording to directions, giving it a fair trial and ei'rienc no benefit, you may re turn the bottle and have your money re funded. We make this offer beeause of the w onderful success of I r. King's New Discovery during last season's epidemic Have heard of no case in which it failed Try it. Trial lK.tth-s free at J. X. Snyder's Drug Store. lrge size Mc and $. They Can Ra se It. A childless couple, having concluded the house waH too quiet, bethought them of adopting a child. So they proceeded to a nice resectable orphan asylum t see what there was in stock. "We want a boy to raise," the husband paid to the superintendent w hen that gentleman appeared. " To raise w hat 7 be inquired, with a peculiar gleam in his eyes, as a terrific racket resounded through the urper balls. Tiie hatband and w ife looked at eaih other for a moment. " I guess we don't w ant a boy to-day," remarked U e lady, and they said "good bye" haxtil." I M roil Free Prett. Don't Stand that Pain. It don't do to neglect nature's warning Aches tinvAigk th i system cause Rheum atism, Neauralgi , lb forho and pain in the Side ; a proi 'pt and safe remedy is required. J: -J 'lag the Famous Tain Cure, tills the bill. I'ri.-j 2"i cents. Are you consumptive, or do you suffer with a couth or cold? If eo, use Pn Tina Cough and Consumption Cure. Trice ""i and "ki cents. Trial bottles free at (5. W. lenfoid's IVug Store. After the Delamaters. Meapvillk, Ps. May L'S. One hundred and twenty-five un-ecured creditors of the Ielamaters met this afternoon and a com mittee ol twelve wat appointed to look after their interetts and tee that the various catet already pretented are properly prosecuted Subscriptions approximating $l,VJd were tnadeto this end to-day. The sentiment of the meeting was that a change of venue is un necessary. Ex Senator Humes created a sen sation by bitterly attacking Delamater and mourning that Chine-e justice to broken bankers could not be meted out. Humes, it will be remembered, was "X. Y. Z." of the Ilniery exposure and was defeated for the senate in lw by IV.amater. IFrom Friend to Friend Ooes the story of the excellence of Hood's Sarnaparilla, and what it has accomplish ed, and this is the strongest advertising which is done on behalf of this medi cine. We endeavor to tell honestly what Hood's Sarsaparilla is and what it will do, but w bat it hi dune is far more im portant and far more potent. Its un pqualed record of cures is sure to con vince those who have never tried Hood's Sarsaparilla that it is an excellent med icine. Two Ways of Putting It Little distinctions will always carry with them a delightful significance, and their non-observance will often be the cause of much ill feeling and unpleasant ness as witness the case of the gentle man that met that fine type of the old school jurist, Judge Conkling, upon one occasion and said somewhat patronizing ly : "Oh, you are the father of Iloecoe Conkling!" "No !" thundered the grand old fellow, testily, "Rcoe Conkling is ruv ton." I had catarrh of the heaa and throat for five yeara. 1 used Ely's Cream Balm and from the first application I was re lieved. The sense of smell, which had been lost, was restored after using on bottle. I have foMnd the Balm the only satisfactory remedy for Catarrh, and it has effected a cure in my case. II. L Meyer, Waverly, X. Y. Still Behind thsj Bar. PatLH-XLrHiA, May 31. City Treasurer Bardsiey and President Kennedy, of the Sring Garden National Hank, are still in Moyamensing prison, having been uns jle to ecure bail. It is likely they will sis- the. until their trial. It it believed that -woe of the directors of the Sp. tng Garden Batik will be arrested to-morrow for having been in collution wi tb Pre-klent Kennedy. The Spring Medicine The popularity w hich Hood's Sarsapa rilla baa gained as a spring medicine is wonderful. It posse just these ele ments of health-giving, blood-purifying and appetite-restoring which everybody teem to need at this season. Do not con tinue in a dull, tired, unsatisfactory con dition when you may be much benefit ted by Hood'i Sarsaparilla. It purifies the blood and makes the weak strong. Spir; ;Th South and th Nw Party. From the Ojl-ao Inter Ocean. Tt unaniniitT with w hicb the press of the Southern States warns the farmers and arti san, who dwell below Mason &. I'iion I line of the danger of all third parties, and es pecially of the dangerous character of that thing which was born in Cincini tti and christened by its sponsors " the Peopie's par ty," is equaled by the unanimity with which it commends the thing to the farmers and artisans of the Northern States, For ourselves, says the Atlanta Confiitution, we will ha7e nothing to do with it, but, " in the confusion attendant upon such a movement the Republicans will be demoralized, for this third party will have its center in States that heretofore have been overwhelmingly Republican." So that the Georgian opin ion of the new " Peoples party " is that it is a I?mocratic Hessian. The Augusta ClmnicU affords an amusing instance of real without discretion. Plead ing with the farmera of Georgia it says: " There can be no political alliance between farmers of the South and the Knights of Labor, or any other trade organization. For the laborers want an eight-hour day and ten hours' pay, and they want cheap food and clothing. " And then it proceeds to tell the Georgia farmers that they want the opposite of all this, cheap labor, long hours and high prices for cotton, food and grain. Though, we suppose, even the Georgia farmers would rather have cheap clothing than dear cloth ing. Of course it is true in the South, as in the North, that the only method by which the farmer can obtain proper pi ices for cot ton, food and grain is by increasing the de mand for them, and equally of course it is true that the only method of increasing the demand is by enlarging lbs American mar ket for them, and so pretesting Liverpool rora having a controlling influence upon the prices of American staples, and equally of course this method will require an in crease of the number of American artisans, who mu-t he well paid in order that thry may be able to purchase largely of jotton goods and farm produce. Cut this process of reasoning is r prevalent in Georgia, whose political economy is ofkan Archaic type. The New Orleans nVy Stair rejoices that Alabama, Mississippi, Mao-land. North Caro lina. South Carolina, and Virginia were not represented in the Cincinnati conference, but hi and believes that "the new party will carry Kansas, Iowa. Nebraska, Minnesota, and Illinois," and thus elect a Democratic President. The Richmond Tune character- ires it as an attempt to "roll seven parties into one," says that the movement is con trolled by "men who were rampant Repub licans in the last elections." and who want to rv to the West what Mahone was to the South, "Hut the South is not in it." Certain ly it is not. And because It has no foothold in the South the new 'Teoide's party" is a sectional body. And sectionalism is an evil which Tht lutrr Ocran never can cease to de plore. The People" i party of the Cincinnati con ference ceased to exist as soon as .he confer ence adjourned. The political atmosphere is not tinted to the condition of a new party life. For many years to come the Republic will be under tlie guidance of a Democratic or a Republican administration, and so long as the Southern Slates keep aloof from all nrozretsive influences, whatever temporary excitement weakens the republican party must strengthen the Democratic party which is the Southern party, and the South ern party, as we have seen from the utter ances of i.s press, is bitterly at war with every idea and sentiment propounded in the platform of theCincinnati conlerence. Buck ten's Arnica Salve. The Best Salve in the world for Cuts Bruises, Sores, V leers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains Corns, and all Skin Kruptions, and positive ly cures Piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction or niom-y refunded. Price 25 cents ler box. For sale by John N. Snyder, Druggist. Four of a Family Burned to Death WnKRi.iR, W. Ya., My 30. The home of Henry Philips at Taylorstown caught fire thi morning and Philips, his wife and a 3-jvar-old were burned to death, and a 15-year old boy was so badly scorched that he dud in a few hours. Philips bad been drinking during the night, and it is believed that a lamp was upset, causing the conflagration Famly Duty. The home circle is saced an life has few charms indeed if family ties are burst asun d'T. The promot.on of happiness and the prevention ot sickness are ot prime import ance in every household. It is in the spring that old and young alike are most susceptible to the hundreds of diseases that till the at mosphere we breathe and lurk in the water we drink. The timely use of a reliable stim ulant is the only way to gurd against sick ness in the home. Mai Klen's "Silver Age" and "Duqnesne" brands of pure rye whisky are recommended by physicians 'as the best invigerator in the world. Both are sold under a sworn guarantee of purity. "Sil ver Age" at tl.M per full quart bottle, and "Duquene" at 1.25. These whiskies are used exclusively in the leading hospitals, which is sufficient evidence that they are the beet obtainable. Uurkeuheituer, Finch, Gibson and Overbolt are sold by Mr. Klein at $1 per quart, or siq quarts for $5. His stock of wines, brandies, etc., is the largest in Penn sylvania. Goods promptly shipped to all jarts of the tinted States. Send for cata logue and prior list, mentioning this paper, No Wonder Ha Died. Lonoos, May 2S. The Lancrl has just re corded a remarkable case, which adds one more to the list of those which have been plated on record to show what a man wi'.l eat in order to stay the cravings of bis stomach and the pain he suffers when he is starving. The body of an Arab, who was a stowaway on a ship, was conveyed to the Seamen's Hospital at Greenwich, where a post mortem was held. The physicians no ticed that the body was greatly emaciated, and on opening it several hard bodies were discovered in the intestines. The alimen tary canal was thereupon opened and in it they found the objects, which practically turned the man's stomach into a sort of museum. The articles were 20 trouscr buttons. 3 cog wheels, apparently portions of a watch, a two-inch steel screw, which was bent donble, a one-inch screw, six pieces of a lock, the largest half an inch square, a circular piece of brass, several pieces of iron wire, some bits of brass and lead, and 2 key tallies on a a ring. The weight of these various articles en masse was exactly half a pound. A Little Sum In Antrim etlc. There were 505 regular delegates at the recent convention in Cincinnati from the States of Kansas and Nebraska. Their rail way fare must litre cost them in the neigh borhood of $.' apiece. Their hotel bills and meals footed up at least $S or $10 apiece. Their incidental exnses were small, and they carried llirir own "gripsacks ;" but, on the average, the whole trip did not cost them less, probably, than $75 apiece. If this ba-is of computation be correct, then the 505 staMit not less than $iJ,725. But there were 30 other delegates present no less than twenty-six of them, for in stance, from far-off Texaa. There were rep resentatives from Washington and Califor nia, as well as from Kentucky and Ohio. If these fs.sj averaged only $)0 apiece for their total expenses the convention cost not fat from $97,7:5. It may occur to the farmers themselves, as Wi ll at to the American people in general, 'Wat if the "people's party " is able to put up uetween $0hi and $70,000 to start with, just for the purpose of getting together and arousing enthusiasm, its members cannot be o poor, after a!!, and that the "monopolies" they denounce have left them with quite a little fund of pocket money. Tbey will have more money after the great crop of lt'l is harvested ; and some of them then will perhaps be glad that the dollars they receive are worth a hundred cents apiece, thanks to the Republican party. A cyclone made a complete wreck of the town of 'Hazel, South Dakota, Wed nesday. Three persons were kiled, and over a dozen are missing. KkitntiK thet BTtrcsKtal. wto prMta hha. artf OB hiattftyaptwamiijo.cfia crrryM.Mir.rli taiddM dirt. And all Uus uaaia ccsud be utdsd li bt WoItrsAGM EBIacking tm hh Ktmw. MrHbiTc I i th finsw Di uwirn m Ut firixid fur iu hi.Dr;. Chang a Pin Tabk to italnuL A Poplar Kitchen Press to Antique Ock. A Cent Rocket to Hahcganj. Bhteanbelcowith 23C w anil erf 1UH 1 DOES CURE CONSUMPTION In Its First Stages. Jit tore petf ftt the yrnuiH. J THERE IS a WHISKEY Which is uniform in its results, bi-sides in every other particular. Attested to oy evervone who has given it a thorough trial, and their name is legion. The pure 8-year old GUCKENHEIMER WHISKY Is the whisker, sold only by JOSEPH FLEMING & SON, Druggist, rittsburph, Fa. As a strcngthencr of the z::Nervois ! System, with special good effect on the res piratory and digestive organs, it is pronounced unequalcd. Price, lull quarts $1, or gix for $5. We now cai-ry a full and complete stock of all the leading rme Whiskies, both do mestic and foreign, giving you the oppor tunitv to make your choice from the finest selection to be had fn the city at the lowest possible prices that can be made for the quality and age of the goods. pSr Please send for full and complete price list, mailed free. Jos. Fleming & Sod, DRUGGISTS, 410 & 412 Market St., I and 2 Market PITTSSUE3H, PA. W-Ladles are Especially Invited. MISSES' AND CHILDBENS SPECIAL OPENING TRIMMED HATS I Our Misses' and Chil drens' Hats Are pronounced by all as the HANDSOM EST and the MOST ATTRACTIVE we have yet shown Come, and bring your wife and children to the store of VL, JULIA JJ 41 FIFTH AVENUE, Pittsburgh, Pa. FARMERS, TAKK NOTICE. I have leased ttje targe warehouse of Peter Fink, at th H. O. l"eit, tn Somerset, for a wars. Alo.arenxmihat Berlin and Culetnana. There I will ktvpon hand during the eaoiis. fi,rik!ivery and rr-hipmeut to all jjuinls every grade of FERTILIZERS manufactured by the wsll-known Susquehanna Fertilizer Co., otTanUin, Baltimore, Md. I have rpent & yean amoug you, wtrle these goons have been used lu SOMERSET COUNTY fhr years, having been introduced by Hon. O r. Shaver. Owing to the lanre number of my patrons, whom 1 thank heartily, my agent aud myself may 1 unable to rail to see you all personally, so 1 take advantageof your ex-elleut paper to rail attention to the merits of our FertilUers.atiti bet Wave to say 6. H Voder.of fugh.Noiuerwt County, pa , and nivseif, have so hi iU'd onters for the fall crop of ! ItkJ tons, mrtwithstand luf the strong competition. Peter Fink, of Somerset, who resides near the de pot. 1 acting as d-livery agent for me, By ad dressing orrallliiKon htm, you can learn our prices. We cmo re-ship to say local paint, oo SHOUT NOTICE, but would prefw at all times to have your erders as far in advance of imuitMiale wants as prac tical, as It enahles us to get our goods t you In betti-r nwhanWal enndithm In behalf of the Susquehanna Fertilizer Com)nj, 1 am, VERY RESPECTrTLLY, A. J. KOSElt. T RESPASS NOTICE. The undersiimed farmers of ftimw shlp hereby pve nolle that all prrsons trespass ing on their premis for the purpose of hunUnr or nahiiur, will be dealt with u-cordinir to law. That they have in past yean snrtered much by cattle running at larre. brt-akius lutoirrain fields, meadows, sic., and that in the future suit will be io-tr.utd acainat the owners of such cattle for anv dama so titained." JOHN U. HARI-.OM, JACOB TtAKROS, t.KO. MARTEKNV, c. H. KEKKKV. HENRY COLEMAN, FRANK KK1TZ, HAtiVEY RARKON, W. ?. HKFFI EY ALBERT MI JSEK. M1UI HtKRoN. OKUKOE T. BAEU05, JOHN MARTEEXT. M HOME mm iTM!. fllSflfltlrFS SM&U: WEIL- SRWonns.Cfjucht WaPHHT CONSUMPTION, RKY-FEVER.' 'flSTWSfl, ETC-1 Circular Free Br PETER Y0GEk;SQfAERSET.PA Johnstown Business Houses. City Drug Store, Near Oibort Building, Next to Pntsffics, Tien in the city don't fail to call and see us at our prominent location, where you will find one of the prettiest and most attract ive Xrug Stores in JOHNSTOWN The public pronounce it a pern. We carry a full line of Pure L'rups, Jiedicines, Chemi cals, Toilet Articles, Ac Physicians Pre scriptions Carefully Compnuniied. Resjiectfully Yours, CHAS. Yol'NO, Johnstown, ra. Graduate of the Phil'a. Colleae of Pharmacy. FINE OLD W H ISKIES And Imported Liquors sold In bulk and by the ca.se. special mien : OLD CABISKT, TOX MOORS 'POSi: L Jf HOLLO H", G VCKESUEI3TER, riXCJTS GOLDEX WEDD1SC, GIBSOXS XXXX WUISKIE. James Hennessy. Paul TniBoR Cognac, Wilbur hutmsD s "own BiacsiK'rry oruiai. ami, Bedford and Somerset Inirt Kye Whlekies, with age. FISHER & CO., 309 Main Street, Johnstown, Pa. ARTISTIC JOB PRINTING A SPECIALTY. HARRY M. BENSHOFF, MANUFACTURING STATIONER AND BLANK BOOK MAKER. HANNAH BLOCK, JOHNSTOWN. PA. HARDWARE THl OLD AND WILL KNOWN HSSBWARC STOSt OT JOHH DIBERT, (DECEA8ED.) Is now in full blast under the charge of the undersigned. I keep in stock all articles in my line, from a needle to a Hay Fork. The finest of CUTTLERY A Specialty. BOTTOM PRICES RULE THE ROOST, WM. B. DIBRT. At the old stand on Main street. Jolmutrtwn, Pa. SCHOFF'S. Park Building Mils Street, Opposite Alma Hall, JohnRtown, PA, SPECIAL VALUES IN LACE CURTAINS I With ivery f air of Curtains we pive the po- for lb cent", ami jniamnt" our 4'urtafiu chopper than the name quality pan be bought ;l.6 where, ( ail aud exatniDe quality and price. A otmpU-u- Ntwof Dry Ouods at lowest prices. SCHOFFS, Main Rreet, Park Building opponita Alma Hall, Johnstown P THE POPULAR DRUG-STORE, Comer of Main and Franklin Streets, J: O: II: X: Si T: O: Wi N.Pl A Is now Cllc-d with all the best In the market. My motto, "LOW PRICES A KD Q VICK RETURNS;' Is rigidly adbeml to. and ftilt satisfaction fTiar- PARIS GREEN AND WHITE HELEBORf Always n band. CHARLES GRIFFITH. BOOT AND SHOE HOUSE. THE XEW ROOM IS THE DIBERT BUILDING, Corner Main and Franklin Sts., '" Mens,Vomens'. And Chil Euotwear, Of test Quality, and t LOWEST PRICES can be found, in sty Its of all makes. I am prepared to compete with one and all ' dealers in the State. All I ask is a trial. SCOTT DIBERT. NO. 88 FRANKLIN STREET. JOHNSTOWN SUPPLY HOUSE. JOHN H. WATERS &BR0. PLUMBERS, STEA1I AID GAS FITTEES. Vi are now established tn oar new building, which, e can safely say. is the best-arranged fur our buJnes in Western fennylvaula. EverythlQK pertaining tu the Plumbing, Steam and tra business c-med in stiK?k. We will, as formiTlv. give careful attention to the STKAM ANO HOT WATER HEATING bus iness, uur former eflbrU in this line enbrare some of the largwt buildings is the county, wiih entire success. In the 81" PPLVDEP A RTMENT we carry a full line of Rubber and Leather Heltinu. Steam and Watr Unw, Valvea. Injuctors, Lut,rirUirs,8li'am Ganiras. Iron Pijs) Filling, Etc. Prices quoted on application. 1m m. A RM V-w. Au.t '"H mna Jmo. b-M. TbkrHM. Ohio. f SlnstlaT.Altss. StilKiwrailll " In wutk iu t)M, Tim V f W .... : .... i " , H.JsllsU Cv,lia rrtla M, M Your Boy Wants & VLSr2-2 SCROLL SAWS. fclALulra)oUl,6.iiAg fe Civvn.TP.. f-aBr- . - Tii ion wiLimiDi cu.. r FMtaad UMate.aa. IMcaaskllk 1 tilt r w t- A bear In a Mine. A Urge blsrk bear entoreJ tunnel in the Santa Maria mine, in Tuolomne County, Cal.,nd attacked several miners. As the men realized their danger, which was made apparent on!y by the dim light of tieir candles, they grasped their picks firmer and attacked the brute. The foreman struck the bear first and drew blood". This infuriated Bruin and he made a resistless charge on the men, ex tinguishing nearly all of their candles and lacerating every one, more or less. One man named Dougherty had his scalp torn off by one blow of the bear's paw ; the others had the flesh of their arms kid bare. The contort in thedarfcnera and close atmosphere lasted an hour, when the beer was killed, more by good luck than by kiil. Exhausted as the men were, they dragged the bear out of the tunnel and took to their station. Week's Sport. a . Catarrh Can't be Cured with Local Applications, as they cannot reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a blood or constitutional disease, and in order to cure it you have to take interna! remedies. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces. Hall's Catarrh Cure is no quack medicine. It was pre scribed by ono of the best physicians in this country for years, and is a regular p.-escription. It is composed of the best tonics knowt, combined with the best blood purifiers, acting directly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect combina tion of the two ingredients is what pro duces such wonderful results in curing catarrh. Send for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY A CO., I'rop's., Toledo, 0. An Icicle l.OOO Feet Long. Ou Monday last a loud noise and slight shaking of the earth caused no little wonderment among residents near the hills. Investigation proved the cause to be an ice slide. A small and innocent spring issues from the side of one of the mountains, its waters spreading and (low ing over a steep incline of rock. During the past winter months ice formed against this wall of stone, increasing in size un til one vast icicle, fully 20 feet in thick ness and 1,000 feet in length, projected into the valley below. From the warmth of the sun and its own weight it released its hold and thundered down the moun tain side earrying everything with it even trees three feet in diameter. Those who have visited the plice say that the foot of the cliff presents a mass of broken ice, trees, limbs, and earth fifty feet in height. This is a repetition of occasional similar occurrences in previous years, but on a grander scale. Seattle, Wash., Telegraph The proprietor sof Ely's Crefem Balm do not claim i.t to be a cure-uli, but a remedy for catarrh, colds in the head and hay fever. It is not a liquid or suuff, is easily applied into the nostrils. It gives relief at once. I'rice oOc. The Locomotive Met a Ball of Fire. An engineer on the Delaware Lacka wanna and Western says he wascomiag down the Chenango valley when the re cent storm burst. A vivid flash of light ning startled him, but he was not pre pared for what followed. A huge ball of fire was seen on one of the rails coming rapiiMy toward the locomotive. He shut off steam and reversed the en gine. The lightning, which looked like a ball of liquid fire about the tizeof a 12 inch football, struck the driving wheels of the locomotive, and after running sev eral times around them, crossed over on the axles to the opposite side of the track and went spinning away in the direction from whica it came and vanished around a distant curve. The engine was not damaged, with the exception of the g!ass oilers on the side rods, which were broken, and the paint on tb: "driver" was blistered. Bingham ton Herald. Worth its Weight in Cold- If you feel depressed, your appetite is poor, and are troubled with dizziness of the head, biliousness or dyspepsia, Dr. Lee's Liver Regulator will cure you. Tri al size bottlts free. A well known physician in New York advises all his patients that suffer with cocghs and colds to use Tan-Tina Cough and Consumption cure. 25 end .V) cents. Trial bottles free at G. W. Ben ford's Drug Store. After-Dinner Speakers. Impromptu speeches are generally pre pared beforehand, a'thoogh some men are so clever at concealing the fact that nolwdy "catches on." When a speaker begins this way : "When I accepted the invitatation to attend this meeting to-night it was with the distinct understanding that I was not to make a speech, aud I was thoroughly surprised and very much embarrassed at being told two minutes ago that I was expected to make a few remarks" When a man begins that way look out! He has been preparing his speech for a week and he isn't going to spare any body. As he progresses and gets warmed up to his work, and as the minutes slip by, it is pleasant to look around the table and observe several individuals who do not participate enthusiastically in the applause. They laugh at the jokes ab-sent-mindedly. They have a preoccupied, troubled look. These are the other gen tlemen who expected to be called on themselves, but are afraid that the man who is speaking will never leave off. IViuhingtim Star. Somerset Enterprise. The well-known and popular druggisti G. W. Benford, has taken the agency for Dr. lee's Liver Regulator, which he rec ommends for the quick cure of Dyspep sia, Biliousness.lLiver Complaint and all Blood Troubles. Trial Bottles free. It is a well-known fact that Tan-Tina Cough and Consumption Cure has cured Consumption and Chronic Coughs and Colds when all others failed. Price 23 and 50 cents. Trial bottles free at G. W. Benford's Drug Store. Good Looks. Good looks are more than skin deep, depending upon healthy condition of the vital organs. If the Livsrbe inact ive, you have a Blilious look, if your stomach be disordered you have a Dys peptic look, and if your Kidneys be af fected you have a pinched look. Secure good health and you will have good looks. Electric Bitters is the great alter ative and Tonic, and acta directly on these vital organs. Cures Pimples, Boils, Blotches, and gives a good and healthy complexion. Sold at J. X. Snyder's Drug Store, Som erset, Pa. Baby Heir to $35,000,000. Lokdok. May 30. The property left by S r Richard SutUtn, wbo raced the Genetta for the American cup, is over t3o.000.000. The heir to the estate is a posthumous child onljnst born. The accumulation by the time be comes of age will be something pro digious. -'tX 17' i-r is i " 1 hose Pill corivci all tue evils arUinn from Indigestion, and Inactivity of th and restores the system to natural heaiUi and vigor. They will PUR! FY CURE Rheumatism, ssw a apsa Nervousness, I n EL Neuralgia, and all diseases arising from a dor mant comlltiort of tb digestive and excretory organs. BLOOD Prloe 3 rr hex. S lor 81.00. For sale by all DrusgWs and dealers tn medietas. prbrHERB MEDICINE CO., Weston, W. Va. Somerset Lumber Yard ! ELIAS CUNNINGHAM, MASTracoasa sn Dais awd Wboubuli aim Rrrano of LUMBEB AND BUILDING MATERIALS. Hard and Soft Woods, OaZ, POPLAR, 8IDIXG8, PiCKETB, M0ULDING8, ASH. W ALNUT, FLOORING, SASH, STAIR RAILS, CHERRY, YELLOW PINE. SHINGLES. POORS BALUSTERS, CHESTNUT, WHITE PINK, LATH, BLINDS, NEW EI F08 A General Line of all grade of Lumber and Building Material and Booting Slate kept In stock Alss, can furnish anvthing tn the line of our bnsinesa to order with reasonable promptness, such as Brackets. Odd-aixed work, etc elias cxjisiisnas'GiiAjyi, Office and Yard Opposite S. &C. R. R. Station, Somerset, P C. C. JORDAN. JOS. HINCHMAN Jordan & Hinchman, MANUFACTURERS OF CRACKERS & CONFECTIONS, WHOLESALE DEALERS IN Crackers, Candies, Nuts, Fruits, tc. 270 and 272 Main St Johnstown GREAT NEWS ! THE NICELY BOYS Will never be hung, if thev can help it Neither J. S. Ashbridge, The Johnstown Carpet man, but he will sell yon Orpeta, Oil Cloths. Window 8hadt8, Knps, Mats, Matting, Lace Curtains and Curtain Poles, Cheaper than they were ever heard r before Itwill astonish you. Call and see fer yourself. NO. 131 FRANKLIN St, Johnstown, Pa. The Moot HacceMAfnl JLemeAy ever dlsoor- ered, at it is certain in iu eilecttf anl tfoet noft blister. Read proof below : Brooklyn. Co&zl, Slay 90L Dr. B. 7. Ecthix Co.: Sirs: Lat ftumnvor I rr.rd aCnrbupon myhnraA v ita yourctlelrAtel KemtaU'ft fcpavln Care and it wan theheftt job I ever maw lmtt. I have a 4osea mmpty bottltn, having; it with pert ct BUcceB euriiiff rw.ry ihuiic I trirtl it on. My neighbor had a nor wita a very bad Spavin that matte htm lame. Hi allied ttih how to ctira it. I ricofnnieiitiel Kendall's &iavin Cure. Ho cured Uu bpavlu Uk just lUrce wwb. Yours rcspoctfnMr. WuLCCir WtTTEflb ' Colcvbts, Ohio, April 4, X. Db, B. J. Kkxhau. Co.: rar bin : 1 have bt-en sellfnc nvireof Kendall Rpavin Cure and Hint 1-ondicfon Fowiiers than ever before. Ori maa saiil to nte. tt wm the bvt tYowdiot 1 ever kept aud the bt ii erer lued ik-spectfully, OTTO L. H07TXA.f CnrrriiJiANao, K. Y.. Hay 19, 90L Dr. B. J. KcxTiiLr Co., Imr sirn r--I have used serral hoitletf of y-.mF Keudatl's Spavin Cure with perfect suce-fls, on a TalUiible and blHUl nutr that wa.tiuit lama with a Hone Si savin. The mare la now entirel) frea Xroia lametiPM and showi cm tlw joint Hfjspectruijy. jf, H. HuTuuiNf KENDALL'S SPiiiH CORE. .slosmo, Ia, aiay H'W. D- B. J. KvnnAU. Cow Oeota: I think it mr datr to render Toil my thaukH for your far fnrned Kemlall's SpaWn Cure. I had a four year old filly which I prized very tiitfhlv. She had a very aevere swollen I tried about elffht dliterent kinds of medicines which did no KTKxl- I purchaaed a bottle of your KeatiuUft fipavui Core wuich cured her in four days. I remain yours, iAJUOK DOWDKX. Price $1 per bottle, or six bottles for t5 Alldniif frtmca have it or can get U for yoa, or it will be sent to maj addrvm on receipt of price by the propria tors, DIt. B. J KENDALL O., nbarali s-'alltn VenasU a Tr U brlnr iwrlr by John It. 4.f-i4t iti.I ffy,S. .,au wi.ih i.r us. Ks-Kale-r, you jitnv til nittkr aim h, tiut we ii tlttm tit ftt tlrf ttnrt,aid ) n rn o n. H tU irr, 111 In my rt wl I meric. u rsii enfuiiH-nr1 mt hurae, hit nr !' v-ur tttni-.str iMirr aiMrata ot-J U'j wurtt. All i urm. wrmt fmy M Uti rrtry .rVcr. W trt rou, ftnibht sr.yyihttir. EASILY, "1'KViILY leamr.L MONEYI '-n hm etrtiri at oar Jtrw Iinnf wrk, rwtrt.Kr and Ll,..!,- . t ith.T tMil.ir "T nM, aVl iu Ihetr own (oral it h-rr th-y fjr. A itf - - - wirfHMim.ii. Jjst tn Isiim. turn alt rmt;kin tv tiart .a ...b Y.. . tntimy .u.t l.rr.fx ot.ii. rfnl m-m trtrx omIht. PrriumT- H .v fruri.r IW.it, Si to SiO w-r srrk arsl Kwartit, ai.il r,..v nr llulo )rrH:e. Mem fymi-h jm. ibe ttu-(H.....,.-..! u1 unefc .. kk. Kn ,,,, hn. full ana Good Blood. Good n1fh. ftr iU k. u--"r sao au fcmi , , (L(V, m TbsSgtn KadleUt Co.. nttAvfa, fa. 1 S3Q001 A T K A 11 f I fn.rth hrtf.r . - J Hmllt tt'brT th .(.mti,.n ..r m.i,.1.,t .... ut.nt (,, h vi"u r.n IV. " i-ar in inrnr No til Hi r..r m. t...i.M..,,.-s,tll..i(..v,. I )iy Hut! iitili'lil NrtKit. I dir. hut ait.A ,. ...... .n.. ; "" kl h-.r mi o-if tatipdt -:,J .,vlilt watt nuFl..ni.n7a U -I J . - .' I 'itu ir- r MM M . W,t Al! 0, AuSUatM, 3A HlltaB A'ODYtS1 minim ' ETES11 ul nnafil ton v .GENERATION ICTra ru....u ri fc ucjiehs i ljn Bati cbkd axb itn... fa 'ng-h' rit-nniuMf A7u ... Every Sufferer ISi; i',"'m- In B.lr or IJml, htiif Joints or Strm, .HI ad In Mils W ADudrnr ivl,f an4 ran I'.miilJS frw. hold mryyhrm. Prtc- 3T cu. hj. nrail b?,l,J WANTED ! C fW TONS op 0akj hemuxtc, birch il0 AND RED OAK BARK, AT ROSENSTEEL'S TANNERY, COOPEEdDALE. Addresa, 7 mimL!s W. W. BOSEXSTEEL Johaatown, Pa. iPCltaXY VKtiETAJBLE.) A POSITIVE CURE FOR SICK HEADACHE. " awn Bin Miranm oo. 1 tuicp plessurt iu rertifvlnt; tha the LlOHTNIMM Vw.KT- Bije Livaa Pillm Is the best rrmedy for Hick Ht-aflarli aud Billoasneas tliat I ever tried. T. A. HtALum. Topt-ua, Kaa. TIIE WHITE IS KING OF SEWING MACHINES. It was Crowned so when it took the First Premina at the Cincinnati Centennial in 1SS3, at the Great Contest, but more so when it took the GOLD MEDAL At the Universal Exhibition at Tar is, France, in 1889, for being the Best Family Serin Made In the world. It is applauded as such by the 800,000 Sold since its introduction in 1877 Its superiority is acknowledged, though with many regrets, by thousands who had bought other new -SEWING! i MACHINES:::::: before they had seen the merits or the WHITE Ladies will find it greatly to their advantage to examine the merits of "THE WHITE" l-cfore buy ing a Hewing Machine. " TIIE REST IS AL WA YS CIIEA PEST " in the end. An inferior Sewing Machine U a poor investment at any price. JOS. CRIST, Of Jenner X Roads, ig the authorized agent for it in this County, Write him, and tell him to bring one to your house for exam ination. CURTIS K. GROVE, SOMERSET, PA. BUGGIES, 6LEIGH8, CARRIAGES, SPRWG WAG0SS, BUCK WAGONS. AND EASTERN AND WESTERN WORK Furnished on Short Notice. Fainting Done on Short Time. II j work Is made out jf Thomughly Franmcd Wood, and the Hat Iron and .STW, HiitmtantiallT Coiistruc-ted. Neatlr Finished, and W arranted to give Satisfaction. Employ Only First-Class Workmen. RepaWnr of All Kinds In My ''Line Done on Bhort Notice. Prices REASONABLE, and All Work Warranted. Call and Examine my Stock, and Learn PrV-ea I do Wagon-work, and furnish Selves for Wind ICllla. Remember the place, and call in. CURTIS K. GROVE, (East of Court House) SOMERSET. Pi warrant tits rpt orn lropr and nnml Jit rfect Fiirre-revd Fvrti. )7.r DlMrtlii.r in ,IM wurld. Sttd ftr Csttlcps. SODKQW, .A. B. FARQUHAR CO, YORK. PA. Send tor Ladoc tu.uamATco Catalogue. If r-SJ lrkinn r i urc II7KS AND BLUINCS, Best In the World. mm ? vi;-. -4 Feb y H-3m. t A panptilt of Information and ah-1$ Vi''."' lit Ir' ""mn nam to, .V Maria." cZX&ZZSVS? J VkSDI rir -v Hew Yark. -S '", 5!1" S"'1'! thfrs ix but oue cun, lr. Halwi' Uolaivu bpeciile It tn h l-n in a rniof tra or cod without tlie ktliiwWin of tlw .r,u lukinait, enoclitxa pwlT mmi prrm.nfut Clln. wh.-ib.r tht rstu-ot aiadrraudriukeri.ran uls.hlie rck. Ihoasan.ie l rI?I,i!I?".,,?M '"r11 ,;ur" hohaTukra tha ZtT" Tr'?r 'V!"" r-2n,w 'h"Ut thr knowl SwV'frS iTllTV 'w,V'.r.,D.;, "" ""hete Wwn I rr Will. fld flatriTlllft vffMt rannlta frAM i-m Micintr.tl..B. Our aaara'T.Sid jtuisr full par?i.-ulr. a,mw n i.VnXarl --WALL PAPER !; The largest retail " stock of cheap and me dium price Wall Paper between N, Y. and Chicago ; also a large line of fine Parlor Papers. Good patterns from 4c, 6 in. borders from lo. yer yard np. - WRITE . 5 for new line of samples for '91, as advertised in the Hirald. Send 10 cents to cover postage which we will refund when we receive your order. Our line of sam ples are conceded to be the best ever sent out by any bouse. J. Kerwin Miller & Co. 5 Smitafleld 8t Pittsburg, Pa. A Matter of Impotanee to v; If.uneringuui.un.curou.o EYE, EAR NOSE AND THROAT TR0tjb I ;aei '3 J. J. McCLLELAS, M. D.. Specialist on Chrolc I 3IOR1TZ BALM M. TTTwiU visit this (wintry every mr weeks, thus savmn tiinr rtk-n... o' TtainsTtbe ciiv, as thev are the only physicians and snrsm in ti-.. . , W Mnk"nf. M.rfeU,'llanims.:etc,:to illustrate and make plain lo .11 arm.-!.,! i t, DRTjlfmiTZ SALM. the ereat Crt-rman oj-nlist. will be hre and r-rt. -r.n ,11 Eve KM Nose mkI Throat without ptnnl tn less time iban any l(Illlv , . ; - aire his patients and others who are m need T me-ti.-al treaiita-tit ait ..i.,., Jtinishd phpiclau, whta duiiis at the Institute will permit w.U , v """iuiorJ M. Davidson. ex-Prwldent of the Lawrr-nrHj Comity W.k.1 r,r. a citizen we.l known In the rountr, freely ive the fulU.wuu; U'tim..-iiial .a u. ;, L'lellan A Salm. The Mujor says : I wa sufferinir greatly from Polywi. and Inward Pt1. 1 htA tr. I.--,; medicine with no avail. I read the a.lver'isemelit of l)r Md lel.an . .n,i .. . 1 , . them a trial At their last vWt tothe elly they .le. !re.l me cured, and th.-v li- !,-,- " now like a new mail. They did everythi-w lln-y airrt asai treated me o.-iru...,,- j T world of nod and relieved me of all smteritiir. I have been suirerliig from Insomiua (sleeplessnevsi and wneral nerv...i, -n.;ni. on the former disease fur more than three years. I tH'-amc so .-k that i more than a hour at a time: appetite w. rmseraWe. I went to the Mt. ..: !!, .,, ., citv but without the least henerlt. I put myself tinder the cure of Its. ., . .ia , v New Castle every four weeks, and I am n jw as well aj ever, hale and );. r v : ,n t""1 MADE THE LAME WALK wi'l li'il T Kl H II ' ' "'' N' Foreieht months past 1 haven't bttn able to walk with.nr apairnfemt, . n,rr, ,,, treatment with lira. McUellan Alm I have teenalle u put oueaMdeaud i:..- their ofliee without any. I am eertain that I'll beeutirviy cured omi. A !!.. , H home doctors. Wan to grow AND rATAItRM"- H' 1 f I have been nnder treatment of Drs. Mcclellnn Sann fr two mom for ( 0 myself aatly itnproved tr..g MK. ' ". U. On May 11th Dm, McClellan and Silin performed a cross-eye otrsii,,n r,n cy w pain or lort of blood, and to-day my eyes are as 8tint a any one's, and l.jii.,lr,, .VAR 1K1E, Rock Point, L:, CATARRH. I have been anflVrlns; with Catarrh tir some years. Tried several doctor. ,a nr rrf until I consnited irs. McCleilsn & alm. unt.er whic treatment I hie l-,n i. M and I have so greatly improved that I know I'll be cured when the e,,np.eof tr.-sn.,: i '. '. '.. M' K1M.KV, M -r EHiHT POl.IPt REMOVED FROM THE M'sh. Dr McClellan A Salm hae remove.) eiuht Poiipi. ait ol n:y niMrils to-:.iv wrhm: pain or loss of blisal, and In by rar less time and in a more sa'.istactory manner t! an n. tofore at Pituburg. 1 can draw more breatii with comfort and pleasure thn.i i-i mv n,. W. KCKLha, UTtmaS! V.' CATARRH AND DEAFSK-rt. I have now been under treatment ol Urs. McClellan and Salm for Hirce month f.i:s Catarrh, and vii very hard of hearinir. hot now I atn Kreaily improved in every ,v mui n great deal better, anu I am ettlnif stroiiKer aud heavier. Hooker, Butler (o.. Pa., t-epu 4. 1.hi S,vtIKji Iilseaseaof Women, such as have baned the skill of all phyMcians and n m,M:cs. ri Cancent, Tumors, tifiroid aud polypoid growths cured without the ue of kn !e or ,a..fc tinsT. no pain, no danger. ... . . Small Tumors, Cancers, Wart, Moles, etc., removed witno'ir acm. sn 'e. pa-.n or m method Flectrovsis. Ejiilepsy and Utr scientincaily treated and positively cured tiy . ing method. Address all communications to box S;, Colnmbiia, uhio. EXSMINHTION AND CONSULTATION FREE I SOMERSET HOUSE, SOIEIvSET, FRIDAY AND SATURDAY. JULY 3RD AND 4T IT WILL PAY YOU TOBUr T01B Memorial Work WM. F. SHAFFER, SOMERSET. PEJTNVV.. Mamifs -torer of and Dealer In EaMrrn Work FwnUhedm Short Aixtcem all Colort ' AIM, Agmlforthe WHITE BK0X7E! Persons in need of MOXCMENT WGRKfwil! find it to their iniercst to call at my snt p where a proper showing will be (riven them. MfSctu fartitm trwrran&ed a A'rrrv t'ore, and 1'MCtUi V& V LO W. I invite special attention to.the Whit Brome, Or Pure Zinc Monument Introduced by REV. W. A. RING, as a Decided Improvement in the point of MATERIAL ANU CONSTRUCTION, aud wbich is destined to 1 the Popular Monument for our Cbaugeable Cli mate. r GIVE HE A CALL. WM. F. SHAFFEIt. At tlii Oli Staai. is Carrhg its TTsaally Largs aai Yariei Su:! Bayers Cd Find all they may Xeed in the SeTeral Dtparfinenls, t CL0TIILNG, HATS, DRY GOODS, XOTK QUE EXS WARE, GROCERIES, ROOTS AND ?: AND ALL OF THE FIRST QUALITY, AND AT REASON'ARI.F. PF.! GSATISFACTIOX ALWAYS GUAIIAMEED. WOOD, MORRELL&C Wine, Liquor, and Cigar Hof GJ-- "W. SCHMID? DISTILLER ANO JOBBER OF FINE WHISKIES.:::z IMPORTER OF WINES. LIQ0URS. AND CIGARS. KOS. 95 ASD 97 FIFfll AYEXUE, PITTSBURGH, m'-VJ- All orders received ty mall o h?rwl e ylllr'cj'r e prompt a'.teatioa W. L, DO For CENTLEMEN. StZ ff Genuioa WaUUHaad-Sewei Syf Hand-Sewed 4aUU Walt Shoe. s3.50 82.50 Police and Farmer. Extra Tains Calf Shoe. 82.25 s2.00 sua's Sao. k jAT (sw GoodTsar ' 'V . Shoe. "s 1 t Ci Int half jia il! ii.iV? lor t.eanemea are made In ''onirrpss. Piitton ati'f i nr. ta each. "Wttia, ana au atjrlof toe. Iios' uU i to 5 : J, an.l jcucu w. 1.. n.. c- UAU I ION Z 5.,lVSE OF FKAt'l). tip Ton want to wear th ?'" ,7..l -i r B iPSk . n v..- . i. .... . . .. . Doanlaa' narni . t ,Cl . "" aoia. ir a shoe iteaKr attempt i" tbT .UW.VL ' "'""'P on the hoft.m. and ciaim. tnry arr Ms i - ' - - ....... -,1 Hn, ynnr r:im T ir '"?!r'?,?"'- a.srouer Talue for the nmiti thin L-r mj wura wna WIU UmllTV. J . , rflVZ,Jma.prr.- T 1 " r lall,(i,:l-mfno,l Hr.wlll slate alrr uaoall'' ''", .ti So: 1$ 4 ,. Sab !: tW sis. i as Lrwd. . F. Al UPsi Tin juste Al frDtlyi ESICSSED BY SCH3TIST31S tv ERF ATI :FeU PRACTICALLY fulfil Se, UmV Price i T.J. I Over 500 Beautiful Designs. 301 i If; lob i r A utisa SMNrPC-vST BV MONUMENTAL EHOZEC0V sjuixjipcEX. cos:;. ).K1 a: ivi mill :eiilj rift ?evr.--,-vi a- 7 THE COMPANY STORE LP a: limn ras E exa ol fi t-Qttl SCHMIDT BUILDING. W.l Al rzzzzz: The Largerst and Most Complete .rzl ,E1 A IN THE UNITED STATES. ESTABLISHED 1336. iOO En WI3 20T an Ins CflTAfl ESDtOisH!' t i,.f ? ?ffiiE!'i iA i:Ei THE POSITIVE CURE. I ZLT B20THSR3. M Warren 8. Bew York. Price 60 Cj. 1 !-iai 5 Best in the World. Awarded the m.-Hnl for aaperlor iaolitT of mafrir aud iu(t ,,,) j workman ..I; in r ait .ilh.r -ti-eaaikiis, l.y ibe .Mil.., l,Ui.. i! ini ii.,!.io ilr- ,1 ? r chuai'ca' Ammmiuiiou, Uuatou, 1 UO. U I For LADj S3.00HI s2.50l s2.ooi sl.75 FcrB05ft $2 $c l SCHOOL S I 1 ' 5i In np-ri" .hs. T'"'r.n.f i m i. . a a lrn:vl- tB tr f the hard t.iu """' 'D. make ia th. """ w I .. u . .liraXf -4. ti a pnort ana Infrrior vwlj. if . ,hne rieaKr attempt l -n ,' 4 Iniml on Itu Ka.. .. i : th..v r. ri M. ni' ' - 1 Wi af o" aaaataaiyjpsira. ,,