Somerset Herali 0i Publication gjdowday Blaming at S3 00 ... itt advance etherwlee e M ehs-T1 ..ST . . 41 - " iscrfbers00 not take oat taste eon on pomcOm to aa- Bomsbtt. Pa. t rnorER. 5 DENTISTS. t Ii-ng Store, P-) T"?Z.-vntU Vrntiftry sklllful- ral teeth. Artificial dent , ' "J- h inerted without plates. Vpiu attached " h o ye 1 apnivvl-lyr. 'toon sassr. Pa. . it dir ku Prlnuoa: "via; cj , v iFFER, rg1.;.lL4- suBtMCT. Pi.. ierricai to tee ciukm omce next dour to ncaut "9Trr tnieas profelonaiiy . m (num. ' .i huuSceoa Main at. . LOrTllER, tfrmtrif W ieStoeM.J T3-aS ASD SUEGEOS. ' j --n-snently in Somerset lor the jESStm. 'otto oq Main street. mention to the preefrrretion of """Li Aftiiical .et. m-wrted. All ri MTieU tVs store, corner i-ESTlaT. v rrtm- udo.ai ktu 7 . twill u( ail aiui aua 01 ui o "jwd. A ur ruaraulwso. tt f.chf.ll, ' AnvKtV-ATLAW eJ feanoo Arcnt. Office In MamauUi rv-rVT" HAY. -YrrNEY-AT-LA t I vo tat car 1" J- ' AnvET-aT-LAW -rUT attend to aUboitne- emrorted f.ur w.' -w 1 ATTORSIT-AT-LAW. BuUdlnC. :TTY M. BERFILE"V attokn kv-at-la oaxaSR, t J.KWM,B. Pa. C HOLBERT, tnoixn-iTUW, borne net, ra. r.a John H. CM. 1 H. KWXTZ, AnvKJiEY-AI-LAW. Bomerset, Pa., prnmpt aoenOoo to bnnn entro4 ; raiuaf Uoue opouu; U Court 30.KIMMEL, AITOK-NEY-ATLAW BomrM, ra.. cal vp all buxiD sntniiited to hli care il aUoimu( ouuuuea, with prumpt- ; a.w:. oitn-e on Kam Croaa Birees tacr t &xk slore. 25 L PCGH. ATTOa-NET-AT-LAW. bomerset, Pa. iHunmoth Block, op stairm. Entrance - i-rm M.-wt. Collection made. Mtausi :.;xaaiined. and ail leal buainww j promptness and fidelity. ijfcM L. C Couaoaa. A'E5 A TOLBORN, AntJREYa-AT-LAW. Bomerset, ra -, ffltMS tA ratr care will be t iwi fs-iiifuiiy attended to. Collections : 5Wret. Bedlord an.i adjoiniin; eoua t"tu4 sad conveyancing done on reer Z3.W. BIE? ECKEL, AntE"aT-AT-lAt ftrmieiset. 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The people of this county seem to know this, and have given us a large share of their patronage, and we shall still continue to give them the Tery best goods for their money. Do not forget that we make a specialty of FITTITsGr TRUSSES. We guarantee satisfaction, and, if you hare had trouble in this direction, give us a calL SPECTACLES AND EYE-GLASSES in great Tariety ; A fill set of Test lenses. Come in and have your eyes examined. Ko charge for examination, and we are confident we can suit you. Come and see us. Respectfully, JOHN N. SNYDER. Oils! Oils! -:o: r. a.nriint Oil CnmrMUiT. or Pttttorn, akf a roecianv 01 muui -lxmxwuc irai. the nni braada of Illuminating & Lubricating Oils Naphtha and Gasoline, ThAl can be mule from mroirom. " tuilc' PRODUCT OF PETROLtum. If you wish the matt nnlfbnnly Satisfactory Oils EN" THE American larket, Ask tat oura Trade for Somerset and vicinity supplied by COOK A BEEF.IT9 AS JBEASK A K'XER. ouiarr. Pa. sept3--ttT. 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(Telephone S615-) TRESPASS KOTICE. u - nnrfmlnrd farmer" of Addison Twp- Homenrt Go Fa . o. nereoy gi nou.-e perwKis trpaiag oo me.r Pu... ".r. Low f han Ing. hhlug orbeTn'ing lU be dealt I. lib according to law. Thai they hare in pa Tears urtere-l much by ealtl. man ing at Urge. caking into grain n"--, nwwr, that in the ful.ir. suit will ne imiiuie the owners of such cattle for any damage so sus tained. MAHLON l.rvFVCenOD, K. B. MoTLIVTUCK, J AS. F. wiWEIt JAX)B McCLSNTOCK, ISAAC 1. LtSLlt- TwIISISTRATOB-S NOTICE. AA jjgate of Famt L W'eHer, late of Somerset Twp,, bomersn cwaaiij, Letters of Administration on the ahore estate having been eranted to the nnderfigned by the pmperawlwrUy, iHKice is hereby gnee toall per LoiindeMed W-the mid eate u mak. tin me. U ate naraent, and I bow having claim, again e the . ... i ...m Soliauihetueate U mr- tieinent on or tUn Monday, the tub day ef I -gi at ta. iaie rest dene rf deceased. July. txni. Mms w Mj a WVECS C. SKAPKF.S, Admluistraiora. 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Utit. and bowels, and restore eery ruii to iu normal lmictiou. rr ue either at home or abroad, on land or sea. these Tills Are the Best. "Aver's Pills have been nseil in my family for over thirty years. We find them an ex cellent niedK-lne la feTers, eruptive diseases, ami all bilious troubles, aud seldom call a pnvsiruin. They are almost the only pill used m our !leiglloluHd." Kedmon C. Cum;y. Kow Laudrnj f. O, reiicuna J'ari'ti. 1. -1 have been in tins country eight years, and. durine all this time, neither I. nor any member of my family have used any other kind of medicine than Avers Fuls. but uiese we always keep at hand, and I should nut know how to gt-t along without them." A. W. S'vlerierg. Iwell. Mass. l l ave u! A)er"s Catliirtie Fills as a Family Medine f r years, and they liare always given tlie mm"st satisfaction. James A. inornioo, Kloomiugton. lnd Two buxes of Ayer's rills cured me of severe headache, from LkIi I was luus a sufferer." Emma keyes, Ilubbardstown, Mass. 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Pure as the stars that shine a bore her. By God's Strang providence bereft father, mother, sisters, brothers. And horseless, friendless, joyless left. She freely gave her life for others. IT grief she had we eould not tell We dared notafk, we never knew it ; Her heart was lik a hidden well Deep, sealed, and only God saw through it. On errands sweet with mercy swift She moved, her face of Joy the token ; Her willing hands the weight would lift For many a heart despairing, broken. Iaw3l eat w5. iaei'.'n atI r.yrm. Smiling she trod the path of duty : Not beautiful in see or form, Por in her life was aU her be:iiy. Did any weep She wept with them ; Did any fall She comfort gave them . And when the whole would condemn She stretched a woman's hand to save them. And many a sweet God bless her" came From the tender touch make human. And lips all trembling, breathed her name. And said, God bless that little woman." A YANKEE TRICK. As a soldier under two governments I have fought Sepoys, Boers, Hottentots, Maoris, Indians, Malays and civilized white men, but for real, downright feroc ity and dogged perseverance I give the medal to the Afghans. Such a thing as cowardice is unknown among them. They are ready for a fiht at a moment's notice, and they can stand tbe cold steel and grape and canister lincer th:in any white troops I was everot posed to. They are fanatics to the last drop of blxod, and when an enemy fa'.ly believes that death on the battlefield means eternal praise for his name and eternal rest for his soul, be becomes doubly danger ous. In the march to Cabal, which won lau rels for the British arms only that they might be covered with the disgrace of bad diplomacy, we found the Afghan on his own soil, and on battlefields of his own selection, and though we could drive him in every instance, each victo ry cost us some of the beat blood in the English army. One of our outposts, aj the column wag encamped in the Coota valley to recruit its strength and bring up supplies, was nine miles to the north, where it covered a strategic point. A detachment of one hundred men was kept there for fifteen days, being relieved every five days, and I went out with the last detichrnent We were all infantry, and we had one hun dred rounds of ammunition for our mar kets. The post was not in the valley, but np among the hills, where it covered three different passes, and it was a terribly lonesome spot It was among the ruins of an old temple, and the first companies hold:ng it had used the great blocks of stone to build s fort. This structure was about one hundred feet square, crowning a steep hill, and the walls were about 12 feet hig'u. Two sides of it were the walls of the old temple, strengthened a little, and while it was a rude affair as a fort it was a stout and safe retreat in case of a few men being hard pressed. The blunders made in that historic campaign are too numerous to be record- The most impartial hietorians are agreed that incompetency was the lead- in feature. We had been at the poet two days, when the captain in command tiot fiftv of the men for what he called a reconnoisance up one of the pasfes to the north of us, and at the same time t twpntv-five men on another fool's tthe east. We had been put there simply and solely to pievent the enemv from comine down the pass right at our door and entering the valley. What was beyond ns did not matter. There was muttering among the men as they: were marched out, each carrying ttwenty-five rounds of ammunition, n,1 thev called "farewell" to ttie twenty-two of as left behind. Half an hour after they had passed offt of sight we heard sharp firing to the north and east, and not one single man ever return ed to us. They were ambushed in the defiles and slaughtered, just as might have been expected. On this very same day the main army rttvi.lrHi bi advance. A courier was dis patched ia advance to notify an out- Dost, but he never reached us, either turning back through fear or having been picked off by some coneeaied ritleman. About 5 o'clock in the afternoon the na tives appeared in large numbers, both above and below us, and then we knew what had happened ; indeed, they taun ted us with the annihilation of our com rades, and gave us the news that the main column had moved on and desert ed us. An old sergeant, who had passed twenty-two years in the service, was in command of us, and as soon aa he fully realized the disaster which had come about, he called the men together, and said : " We have no choice in this matte- A thousand men could not push their way down into the valley now to try and overtake the column. We must remain and do what we can." " But what can we do?" asked a corpo ral r . "Die" replied the sersreant. "That what we were sent out here for, anyhow. We are twenty-two to hundreds an ,!. We must kill as many of the devils as we can, and then lie down nnmelves." Thai wasn't a dimmer of hope. We knew the Afghan. In that long and bloody campaign neither side bothered with prisoners. If we captured one, ten, fifty or a hundred it was puff : bang ! and they were left lying dead as we marched on. If one of our men foil into their hands his bead was lopped off, or a spear sent through him before he could -iV i.l. Thev'd have the life Of eve- rw man. even if they yielded op twenty n S.lm wonld follow on af- t , ,h, enlnmn. bnt horde, would be left ' . . , behind to barrase the outposts leu aiong - t;no f enmrnnnication. It stood as in hand to make good nse cf th few hoars left as. The Afghans were elated and excited, and showe-J no disposition to attack that evening, but we kew the morrow would open a eiege which might last until there was no longer a man to defend the fort As we had five davs rations for one hundred men. the twenty-two of ns had close on tn a months provisions. As for water. therewt-a spring bubbling , up within the fort and all the preparations we coold make consisted in strengthen ing ov iva rM Ov if 1 f 5 U 1 1 V" I I ESTABLISHED 1827. the position. During night we built a bomb-proof, hauled in a large supply of fire-wood, and not ons of us got a wirk of sleep. Day had scarcely broken when we found ourselves surrounded by at least a thousand natives. The first move on their part was to demand a surren der. This was promptly refused, and musketry fire was then opened on the fort. We made no retnrn, but avoided the port holes aa much as pnBsible, cook ed breakfast, and most of the men slept until noon. I told yon out fort was on the crest of a steep hill. The earth sknted away from it ia all directions for about forty rods before there was any caver for an enemy. So far as musketry vas concern ed they might blaze away for a year and not hurt any one, bur we knew they would soon bring up field-pfeces against us. There wasonly one spot where they could plant the guns to get tie proper el evation on us, and that was(cst opposite the north center of the fort, on a little plateau forty feet above tie traveled trail. Daring the day we backed this wall with other blocks of stole and made, it as secure as circumstance would per mit, and when night cams the enemy had fired 5,XX) bullets at us without in flicting the least damage. We hadn't the lumber t build plat forms around the walls, but we had suf ficient to baud three lookout stations at three corners, and three sentinels took their stations when darknes fell. What we feared was a night attaik on scaling ladders, and that was exactiy what they were planning for. Instead of taking time to make ladders, however, they made a rush on us about 1 t'clock in the morning with a detail of Den, carrying long poles to rest against thi walls. The sentinels gave us timely notice, and standing on blocks of stone so as to bring us nearer the enany as he mowed up on top of the wall, we tumbled him off with bullet and bsyoiet so rafnlly that he drew off in great confusion. That attack wai a good thing for us. The enemy gave is credit fcr three times our actual strenjti, and tterefore deci ded to move witk more edition in the future, and it gate us the .dea that our position could Ve defended aeainst b'g odds. During tie next daythe Afghans kept up a slow aid irregular fire against us, simply wasting fieir lead, and all the men, except those on necssary duty, were permitted to 3leep. Vhea n ight came again we dieovered iie cause of their apathy. We plainly heard them clearing away the itnall trees on the pla teau, and using tht spade, an knew they were going to plan, artillery b use against us. lae artiilery Drancn a tne Ameers service was very weak, tbs guns being of light calibre ard the amnunition gen erally poor, but n one coud doubt that ifagnnortwo wis brouglt to bear oa us, and the enem would :eep pegging away, the shot am! shell wpld in time effect a breach. We had about 6,)00 roundof cartridg es, as our slaughtered comrdes had left three-quarters of their store jehind them and the sergeant ordered u to man the ten portholes on that side ad keep up a steady fire on the plateau, t was firing at random in the darkness, ut we doubt less knocken some of them ver and cer tainlv delayed the work, t'hen morn- ing came we could see tht they h3d cleared the ground and beun to throw up a small fort to hold gns. Our fire had driven them off. Dring the day they made bullet-proof scns of boughs and mats, and paid us bu little atten- tion. When n:ght camethey set up their screens and worked ebind them, and though our fire might ave inflicted some slight loss, it did not.revent them from getting two guns in rxition. They had an earthwork six feet Igh to protect the gunners, and as the seant looked out and saw what had bn done, he grimly said : " We shall have a fewlays leas to live." While we were at breaktst the guns opened fire with solid sho They were only forty rods away, anoyet the gun nery was so poor that le nrst Dine shots were thrown away When they began to strke, however, e realized the daiaaze they mizht infill The stones were but little harder thaBand3tone and while too heavy to be huBd down they flaked an 1 crumbled und: the impact ; we manned the portholt and fired at the embrasures, and in thiway we chok ed, though we could not ilence the fire. They got the guns trainein one partic ular spot, and before nigl came we saw that they could breach 3 in two days more. As darkness close in their fire was suspended. They cold see the pro gress which they had aide, and there was no need of hurry. We had with us a natirj born Yankee who had fought under imost every flag and taken the oath alleiance to four or five governments and er!y in the even ing we noticed him overauling the pile of poles we had dragged n for firewood, Heat length selected ot four or five which had all thespric of American hickory, and then unfoled his idea to the sergeant. It was simle enough, but no one but a Yankee wuld have ever thouzht of it We first-aid five short poles on the ground aa pinned them fast. Then three feet inhe rear of them we elevated five other sbrt poles about two feet from the grouri, on crotches when the end of a long pie was put over one of these and rested i gainst the one aa the ground, we had tiat would have been a spring-board, lfthere had been hit board about it Wdhen nailed box covers to the other eris of the poles, made ropes fast to bend hem down, and we had a principle mad nse of in war 1,600 years ago. Now, then, pull dowi the end oi the pole, place a stone on tb pole and let go ana me Bprm8 ru. "jr-s 1 a Al m Is. a aff as Hmnf sky high, to comedowrwith a crash on somebody's head. In an hour we had t five ready and , . .u i l , t v. piaymg ;, o8 a ken stone in the fort or ammunition There was spring enoua to tae poies to throw a nve-pouna stoi sixty ro-is, ana we heard sounds to prve that we drove the enemy from a doza different posi tions during the night The gang opened a us early in the morning, and then a inny thing took place. It may seem alrost absurd to yoa, but I'm giving yoa on) what was official Ir reported when I saythat with oar five spring guns, as you right call 'em, we actually drove the guners out cf that re doubt and silenced teir fire. After a JUNE 3, 1891. little practice we eould get jogt the right spring to send the stone soaring away like a bomb, to fall upon their uncover ed heads. A jagged stone, weighing from one to five pounds, and from a dis tance of fifty to sixty feet in height, is not to be despised. They tried to get a shelter over them, but with our musket ry fire at the embrasures and our rocks dropping from above, tbey had to desert the redoubt. Wherever we found a body of the enemy sheltered by rock or thick et to fire on us we trained our Yankee inventions on them and, and they had to withdraw. After the failure of the artillery to break the walls the Afghans sat down to starve us out. The idea was to wear 4 out as well, and a fire of musketry was maintained ia and night. They probably didn't expect to do any great arm by this fire, bat they knew that U would keep us on the alert, and annoy irritate. We on our part kept them dodg ing our missiles, and I have no doubt we wounded a good many of them in that way. They couldn't make out what sort of guns we had which fired without any noise and threw rocks instead of iron or lead, and this puzzle was what prevented them from carrying our walls by assault. For thirty -six long days and nights we were cooped up in that fort, not suffering for food or drink, but a prey to constant anxiety, and then the second main col umn came up from the enact and sent us relief. In the fight in the pass below the fort over three hundred natives were killed, and of the dozen captured alive every man of them expressed a desire tc seeour strange guns before being dispos ed of a3 prisoners were. They were brought inside and permitted to inspect them and their curiosity was unbounded. Poor devils ' They were backed against the wall, not twenty feet away, and shot to death, even as their faces still express ed wonder and astonishment. Thought His Legs Were Class. A physician of long experien in the treatment of mental diseases tola a few days ago of the remarkable case of a young man who was perfectly sound on all topics but one. All the screws in his brain were right but one. That was loose. He was an inmate of a Connecticut asy lum, the doctor said, and had demanded to be examined, asserting that he was sane. W.'ien the physician reached the asylum he was shown into a handsome- furnished room and presented to a tall, good-looking young fellow, appar ently in robust health. "Tell me," said the physician, "all about vour case." The young man, speaking with perfect coherency, and using the best of language said that he was confined at the instance of his father. They kad both loved the same girl, and when the son returned to his home after an absence of a few days, he found teat his father had married her. His father, desiring to get him out of the way, had then placed him in an asylum. The doctor made notes, and when the patient concluded told him that he would do all he could for him. "Sow," said the doctor, "won't you walk out into the hall with me . I can't," said the young man, sorrowfully. Whv not?" asked the doctor. "Be cause if I do I'll break," was the rather surprising reply. "What do you mean?" aeked the physician. "Why, don t you know?" asked the patient, "that from my thighs down I'm made of glass, and that I'm only safe in this room." The doctor left him. His disease was ncurable. X. Y. Recorder. He Wasn't A man with paint pot and brush was atwork on the front steps of a house on Thi.d street when a pedestrian halted and called out: "Hello ! So you are painting, eh ?'' The painter put aside his brush, wiped his fingers on a piece of paper, and de scended to the walk to reply. My friend, I am sorry for yoa ; but by keeping your eyes open and always be ing prepared to dodge the fool killer you may pull through." "W-what do yon mean?"' "Yoa asked me if I was painting?" "Yes." "Well, I'm not I'm gravel-roofing these steps. Can't you see the gravel ? Isn't the Ur-kettle right here? Can't yoa tell tbe difference between gravel-rooting and painting ?" The other looked at him for half a minute, sized him up as the biggest man and turned away with : "Some folks can't be civil to save their blamed necks! Go on with your old pile-driving !" Detroit Frrt Frfx. Art In Hair-Dressing. A Philadelphia barber said recently : "I cannot for the life of me understand why the rank and file of our race never think of anything like art when it comes to cutting their hair and shaving their beard. A man gets his hair cut by the average barber, goes home, and his wife or friends burst out in laughter, and then exclaim, 'Yoa look like a fright' All that the men usually think of is getting their hair cat, and all that the average barber thinks of in catting is to get so much off, and 'short' or 'medium' are the only directions which they materially understand. No matter whether the vic tim has a square bead or round head, a head narrow at the top, one running too much to crown, low forehead, high fore headno matter w hat, the shears take off the hair tbe same way every time, and no attempt is made to improve the shape of ill-shaped craniums, not even by those who give much attention to other parts of their personal appearance. Now, I think we bad better have a school for barbers, as we have for nearly every thing else. The trouble is that with these small mowing machines that have been used for the past ten or twelve years all a barber bad to do was to drive ons of these over a man's head just as one would clip a horse. Yery few of the younger barbers know anything about cutting hair ; they have had no one to teach them how to cut it properly with shears." I had catarrh of the bead and throat for five years. I used Ely's Cream Ealai and from the first application I was re lieved. The sense of smelL which bad been lost, was restored after using one bottle. I have found the Balm the only satisfactory remedy for Catarrh, and it baa .fTectpd a cure in mv ca.se. H. L L. Meyer, Waverly, N. Y. JJL JLL Hy JL iLJiU -IL The Man as was Skun. "By Gam 1" I was about ten feet behind Lira, an Twenty-third street, when he suddenly stopped, shoved his left hand into his pocket and exclaimed as above. 'Anything wrong?'' I asked, as I reached him. "s-ay ? I've been buncoed :" he whis pered in reply. "Yea, sir, bin buncoed right out of a calf-skin wallet holdin 'leven dollars and a half!" "Yon shouldn't have made up with a stranger." "I didn't. I hadn't spoken to a single soul tthis morning, except a feller who wanted to see me some matches. Then yon haven't been buncoed." "Haven't I? Then it is what they call the confident game !" "But yon haven't talked with any one lent any money?" ""o." "Then it is not a confidence game." "Mebbe it was a skin game. Mebbe I've been knn." "Your wallet is gone, is it ?'' "Gone and leven and half gone witk it 1 Say, I'm as chilly np and down the backbone as if I had been washin' sheep in the creek !" "Someone probably picked it out of your pocket" "Jerushar' but think of the boldness of it !" he g taped, as he leaned up ggaicst a showcase. "Why, an f man who'd do that would steal 1 a hull tlock of sheep '. Do you 'spose they knowed who I waa ?" "It isn't likely." "Didn't know I was Supervisor cf our town and ex-Justice of the Teace ?" "-Vo." "Hadn't no idea I'm one of the Town Trustees and own the lot where the cir cus alius shows when it comes to town ?" "I think not" "Great jinks! but my watch is gine, too !" he exclaimed as be was feeling in his various pockets. So r 'Sure yon live and breathe '. the con- sarned sassy thief wasn't satisfied with, 'leven dollars and a half, but skan me out cf a watch worth eight more! Say? I'm a-shakin' as if I had the regular old- fashioned ager ! Say ! I've been wrong ed robbed scooped '." My friend, I'm sorry for you, but you must have been careless." "Xo, I wasn't ! I was a-lookin' out &1I the time, and I never saw one single thief! Lands alive they've got that watch I brung down for Jim l'eters to git a drivewheel put into it! Say ! Gosh-all-fish-hooka, but my ole tobacco-box and silk handerchief are gone too ! I'm stripped skun swept out doors into the back yard !" "It's too bad," was all I could siy, while some of the rest of the crowd grin ned and chuckled. "And say !" hoarsely whispered the owner of the circus lot as ho tied hU coat sleeve to wipe his forehead, "I can't nev nobody arrested ?"' Xo. Yon don't even know the par ties." "I've got to suffer and stand it the best I kin?" "It seems so." "Then show me the car which runs to- the Central depot and let me get up thar'. I know a man up thar who'll lend me eishty cents to go home on. I was sent down here by the town to see about buyin' fiy feet of hose far our fire ingine and to price a triangle for the new tour. Hain't this a purt piece of busi ness ! Hain't I got to pay Jim Peters at least six dollars fur that old turnip, and wasn't I goin' to bay mother an alpaca dress out o' them 'leven dollars ! Town Trustee. Countv Supervisor, ex-Justiee of the Peace, President of the School Board and Treasurer of the Missionary Fund, and yit I've been made as big a fool of as if I was a blind hog rootin far taters on a mill-pond in Jinoary !" M. Quad in N". Y. World. She Was Persuaded Not to Die- A few days ago the friends of a promi nent society women was startled by the report that she was dangerously ill. The Town Talker, in speaking of her illness to a particular friend of the lady brought out the cause of the illnese. She is al lowed br her husband so much a month for dresses. Daring the last social season she bought so many handsome ball cos tumes that her allowance only seemed a drop in the bucket toward paying for tletn. Her costume attracted so mats attention that her vanity was exeiteU, and she endeavored, with each succeed ing dress, to surpass the last. This she succeeding in doing. Every action must have a corresponding reaction. Her pleasrre, caused by being the best-dressed foman in Louisville, has given place to Ber sorrow, caused by her having the largest millinery bills of any woman in Louisville. The bills were sent to her, amounting to $ 1,200. She immediately wentto her bed. Doctors were sent for, but for a week she continued to grow woese. Her husband became alarmed, and told her that, if she would just get well, be would do anything for her. She said she could not At last, in despair, she told him if he would just pay her bill and for give her she would try to get well. He promised. He paid the bill. From that moment she began to recuperate, and in a few days was almost entirely well. She then confessed to her husband, who for gave her. She has promised to live with in her allowance, which he has increas ed. So they are happy again. Louis ville Commercial. Right or Left Hand. Theories as to the origin aad cause of right handedness may be divided as fol lows : According o one clase of theories it rests on an anatomical basis, and de pends on a physical cause which exerts its influence ia every of us. According to another class, cian originally bad no preference for either hand, but became ngbt-nantled by conventional usages, which may or may not have had their origin in some anatomical features. For any theory of the first clas to be satisfactory it sust, first, account for dif ference in sensation as well as in force or dexterity ; secondly it must account for the occasional appearance of left handed ness, and, thirdly, it must not be incon sistent with the fact that most of those who have their 'organs transposed the heart on the right, the liver on the ien, etc are right handed. Scribner's Maga-tine. a. o WHOLE NO. 2079. One Idea of Dinner. A Buffalo woman tells this little inci dent, illustrating the peculiar conserva tism of the British provincial matron : My brother married a young Canadian girl, the daughter of a colonial family with whom the old Eugiish formality has the ricrc-lness of Holy Writ. They had ben boarding at a hotol for several months, but had taken a house not far from my home. I saw Caroline a day or two before they took pr.-on, andi with friendly intent said to her, '"Dine with ns, Carrie, you and Jack, the day yon move. It will savu yoa trouble." She thanked me and said they would. Soon Thursday 1 had two extra covers laid, and ex petted these moving rela tives of mine for a hasty snack between van loads. As I knew ihty were aware that we dined near midday, when 1 o'clock and my husbsind came we only delayed the meal for five or ten minutes. Then, no one appearing, we '-at down. I supposed my sister-in-law was too busy to come even so far as my house, and thought no more of her coming. We were eating our simple vlf Sf-ert, for it was quite my ordinary home dianer, when the bell rang and presett'.y "Mr. and Mrs. " were announced. I arose to find ry s:iter-in-Iaw aad Lrot'uer, both in conventional .lincer dress, she with gloves and a pretty apology on her lips for t.irdiness, because, forsooth, he had to e back to the hotel to drft, as her 'personal Ir.irgujje' was still there. My brother had been drae-l from Lis busi ness, and here they both were. I did the best I couM, but Caroline of course saw there was not mu'h ceremo ny about the engagement she had put herself to such pains to suitably meet. To her a dinner invitation is a solemn matter in all circumstance?. He Stood Test Bravely. A Woodward avemie dentist received a call the other moring from a couple whom he soon had reason to believe were lovers. The girl had an aching tooth, and as they entered the oifice, the your.g man said : "Now, darling, the worst is over. Just take a seat, and it will be out ia a min ute." "Oh ! I daren't," she gasped. "Kut it really don't hurt yoa any, you know." "But I'm afraid it will." "It can't I'd hava one pulled in a minute if it ached." "I don't beiieve it." "eh, yes, I would. "Has she got a bad tooth ? asked the dentist. "Yes, sir ; it has ached for a week and I've just succeeded in getting her down here. Come, tlurLng, have it out "Oa ! I can't." "But yoa must "I can't stand the hurt." "Hurt ! .Vow, then. I'll lre one pulled just to show you that it doesn't hurt." He took a seat, lean.l bark sad open ed his mouth, and the dentist seemed to be selecting a tooth to seize with his forceps, when the girl protested : "Hold on ! The test i3 suificient He has proved his devoti n. Get out Harry and I'll have it pulled." She took the chair, had the tooth drawn without a groan, and as she went out she Wis saying to the young man : "Now I can beiieve yoa when yoa de clare that vui would die for me." And yet every tooth in his head was false. D-'iroit F.-M I'r'. Costly Litigation. A case involving seventy-nve cents claimed by a man ia Toledo to be due him from another Toled'jan for cow feed has just been appealed from a justice's court in thai city to the Lucas Common Tleas. The plaintiff says he will spend hi3 last dollar bo collect the money by process of law, and the defendant says he will sacrifice every cent he has in the fizht to resist payment. The result will probab'.y be that the litigants will speed several hundreds, perhaps thousands of their own money and involve the county in their expenditure of a large sum, ail to gratify their personal ili-1'eeling. There ought to be a provision of law covering such petty cases aa this, making the de cisions of justices final. It is an outrage oa the taxpayers to pe.tnit the appeal of such inign:f';cant ca.-ea to a higher court, where valuable time is consumed by -tbem that should be devoted to more im portant matters, an 1 tl.ecounty is involv ed in a great expense simply to gratify the personal spite cf obstinate litigants. Sandusky Register. The Eye and the Lion. A visitor at Ta.npico, says the Anglo American, of Meiio, says he saw an illustration of the wonderful power of the human eye in bringing iuto subjugation the monarch of the forest and jungle. He was introduced to Mr. V. C. Whit field, who is better known in Tampico and vicinity as the "lion tamer," who took l,im to see Lis pets, consist n z of twelve lions and seven tigers, which he Las imprisoned ia tu strorur iron caes twelve feet wide, twenty feet long and eight feet high. These beautiful but ferocious animals have been taught to do many wonderful tricks, and their master enters their carre without weapons of any kind, commands their attention and con trols their actions by his eye. His col lection wordd bring a handsome fortune, and if he would consent to travel and exhibit them he cou'd command a princely salary, but he iy he on'y cul tivates his talent for his own ; '.eacre and the amusement of his friends. Specimen Cases. S. II. Clifforl. XwCiwl, Wis , was troubled with Nea-aJga and Rhrima- tism, fc:3 Stomach vm disonlered, Liver was affected to an alaranng degree appetite fell away, and he was terribiy reduced in flesh a. id strength. Three bottks of Electric Bitters cured bim. Edward Shepherd.lLirriobarg, ML, hal a running sore on hw leg of five years' standing. Csed three bottles of Electric Bitters and seven boxes of Buckien's Ar nica Salve and h: le? is sound aad well. John Speaker, CatAwba, 0-,had rive l'e Fever sores on Lis leg, and doctors said he was incurable. One bottle of Electric Eitters and one bix Bucklen's Arnica Salve cured him entirely. Sold at I. X. S.nrd er s Lrua Store, Som- erset, Pa. Indian Riders. We have from all sources accurate and consistent accounts of ti.e extr.wriinary riding of the old savage. Cat'in an. I Park man and T"1 describe hi:a f A piece of bulla!..) rob girtht 1 over :he pony's back 9t.I in l'.e'i "f th-I-!', if even so much was used : a cord of twist ed hair lashed around its lower jtw served for bit and bridle. When hutii ing in fa.t, as a ink' trie la-iiaa wt-re naught but a breach -cloth aad mod a us not to lay stress ..a paint aa-l 1 s';jts an 1 carried a t i!r.ii. skin, whuh threw atoul hi- shoulders or !t ftil friu about his waL-t, lie was often a splen did specimen of v.y.inW strenjth and ac tivity. "By G ,a Mohawk !" exclaimed Benjamin AVest, when h? first beheld ths Appolo Belvedere. A heavy whip, with eiahom Land and knotted bull s hide lash, I. ting loop to the Indian's wrist. His bow and arrows gave full occupation to l::s Land -; he must guide his pony wi.'a le-JTs aad word alone, aad rely on its in-eKic-: and the training he had given it to oo the right thing at the rigl.t time. T'r. ..i slenderly equipped, this '-n-ii l rid-T .lashed in to the mi-ist cf a b rd of falo, and so quick was the pony an.i to strong the seat of his muster thi.:, .l-.'sj-i:e the stampede of the terr.r-stri. ken herd and the chargts of the? er.ru-d ajd wounded bulls, few accidents eter tv--.r-red. The Indian on horxeku-s bus nine ty lives no cine. !! rid:r-' Ls not ;n art. it is nature. The Indian has never developed a ;-'s-teoi of training his ponies, and except imitation, or a certain trie it sh.iwn e? father to son, and thus p-rpetuate 1. was none but individual knack ia i;- re nisiis'.iip. Th plains pt.r.r ws- .-picfcly taurut after a rongh and r-.-a-'r n more by cruelty thai; kir.!::e':s manner, ia ict, a .nn-rer.t ir fa.-r i th system cf the Ara'.s as the fine siiare ''f the barb differs from the rug.-ed ..utii.i of the bronco. Ail horses are more in telligent than maa supposes-: those most with men, or on which rr..in most de pends, must readily rpou 1 to tru:ci.i , and the Indian and h.s pony were every day and all day comrades. Befor the Indian could tr.i ie for or steal a bit he idway usci the jaw-rope -or nothing. With the top- in the I.-.t hand, he bore aeainst the ae t t to.-.i to one side aad gave a pull to t'irn i i ti. s other; or else he shifted hi-s pony's .-r :; by a more or less vioruus ki. k wil.i either heel. When both his hands were busy he relies entirely upon h:-j an I the pony's knowle lje of :!: b;i.u-s on hand ; bit as every In. Han .i'.s Lis hetis into his horse's sides an-1 1:'.-lies h:ni .h the quirt at every stride, it is ha: t" -ee how the pony eau,-ht on to his meaning. The more credit to the ouadrnpe l. The feats of the Indian of today, ri.-h as picking obj-'Cts of the ground at a ga! top, or hanging to cue si le of his h ; r-o, concealing ail but an arm and le. whi he shoots at Lis enemy from behind t!i running rampart, were e-piai'.y r "f rrued by his barebacked ancestor. The ia" -r was wont to braid his horse's mane into a long loop, through which he c 1 thrust his ana to preserve his b:dar.( , but he had cot the advantage tf tLe cantle to hold to by bis le. The oi 1 bareback rider his now disapp. a v 1 : it needed but a short contact with ..iviii.u tion to show him the manifest a 1 van tages of bit an.i saddle. It is ni wonder tnat tue In l-an rode e!I. Before he could walk or talk or remember, the lad had bee a tied t it horse, and no Indian can rvol:ect t'.. time when he could not n.:e ar.yt::;ng and evervthing that eari.-o aior.g. The boys from twelve years up do :ut of the hording, nd in this occurati n they becotno familiar with evpry i-yy i-i '-" tribe and Lave learned the :.-. !. v;-! ;ul qualities of each, wh:"!" giinin ia r-::er- horsemanship. IT t-7-r ,-i If Sufferers from consumption And Coughs and Colds will t-y Paa-Tiua, Cough and Consumption Cure, th- y w... find quick relief an 1 r-r:i:ar.T.t oer.e.:.. The medical profession -leciare u a n-::i- edvof the highest order. Try trice 2". and 30 cents- Trial Utt.es iree. Alarze proportion of the .'.isea-s whc. n cause human suffering result trvta rangement of tbe Stcmach, Bo'vels an.i Liver. Dr. Lee's Liver F-eg-iU: .r re moves alt these troubles. Trial bottles free at G. W. Ir.f-.:d's Drag Store. A Spanish Afterncon. A recent entertainment ia a r.e'gh'ix.r ir.g city was a "tea' which too trie f rn of a "Spanish afternoon." The cA;..' tic words, engraved on the inv.uU.- r.i. aroused much curiosity, and aim-:tt evry guest bidden found it possible to ac . : :. Oa entering, the handsome rootr.s wer. discovered to be beautiiui.y ora.-i th veilowand red fi .wer, u: terr or--e i ... I with Spaa..-h tiags,wa:cri were ..af-... upon bull's horns. The sti'-ime was wound with the Haas and Sp in-su pic tures abounded.. A paper was read --l-n "Cervantes, the Hero, th i'- t, a:; . Mm "and durin' the re- c.-t'oi Wai-U miis-i- from hid lea iiitii'-rs a: guitars supplemented t:-- env-r- t'. c.;. The refreshments eompr-i as m--. panish dainties as possible, ai'- i v, e:-i served in panish, style. The affair was a great s ic. t-: and is it I' w ; '.id id-a in .p.. ire-'k oe r.al.1 suggestion to future hoste-e. be easy to carry out the s.n other naticnalaties, and aa It..! or Swedish "afteraor.n" cc-'.'.td ci'ial'v attractive. -V. I. Salt for Rats. The Pied Piper of HaTdin bus a rival in driving out rats who can a id a f---v things to the cleverness of that ce'v' rat ed myth, and incidentally give a y.h.x- r or two to American to':eives. a; s aa English tourist. This individ iat is t woman, cre.lite.1 with ling a w'tch by ber neighbors, ia a little orwr'e town with aa unproaour.cabte nurrie in mia. She has discovered that the d best poison to rats aad rr.ic is s i:', t e cheapest commodity cf the b.,;:-eh-,: !, and, what is more, she has prored its etticacy by practical ter?. The town where she lives is near the sreit s.i t mins, and she had no trouMe ia z-'t.r,.' all the salt she wanted. 1W h..u-. was overrun with rats, just as thr.?f of l-;' ceighbon were. This woman rin.il ly cleare.1 her hoa-e of the i ' f sprinkling salt all over it, and wl n he had rid her own house she rendered tho same service in the houses cf her neig.i bors. She used just p'aia salt, in very lilieral ouaatlties. I have seen It tried a .".is ncnberof times sir.ee t ard never knew it to fail. If you are o .ft- -'-i. ja-t try it and yoa will be cc-nvlnced. The White House doss are n nn'.m- portant part of i'-8 l''!'w s"''r"' Neither Mrs. Harrison nor, indeed, any member of her family like d-.irs around the house, and so the animals who L..ve the proud satisfaction of dweihng In a White House kennel are content with it and the tmrroandir.rs that the gardens afford for their every-day life. California pedestrianA are all when thev strike the Golden Gait. :il right