li j nuuieo lur Mint. Ve were Fitting oii the vor3i)ila of hotel t Niatirara Falls, bv I noticed the man on my riht looking sharply at the man cn uiy left, and presently he pot up iu an exiile.l way and walked about. After a bit I e halted before Vie other man and ar-keJ ? "Isn't our uasii'J liraliani?" "Yes, sir," was the prompt reply. 'ili't you use to teaeU BcfcooJ at Kliiiira?'' t "Yes sir." "In ISiw?'' "Yes, dir." '! yon remember a loy named fiod kinr "Very distinctly, sir." "IVi yoil roir.miilHT that ho r' r3rk age of firecrackers nnder his desk and touched them off?" "As if it happened only yesterday." "And you lusted him for it?" "I did. 1 licked him until he could hardly stand, and I've always been glad of it." "You have, eh?" said the other, breathing fast and hard. "Do yon know that that boy swore a terrible oath ?" . "I presume he did, as be was a thor ough young villain." ' He swore an oath that be would grow up and hunt for you and pound you within an inch of your life." "lSut I haven't heard from birn yet." "You hear from him now. He stands before you. I am that boy." "Well?" "Prepaie to be licked. My time has come at last." He made a dive for the old pedagogue, but the hitter evaded him, made a half turn and hit him on the jaw, and Godkin went over a chair in a heap. Then the whilom schoolmaster piled onto birn and licked him until he cried "Enough!" and it didn't take him over three minutes to do it. Then he retired to gel od another collar and replace some buttons, and I helped 'iu.lkin up and obfenvJ : "You didn't waitijuite lung enough, 1 guess." "Say ! That's where I made a mircue," he replied. "I nee now I ought to have held o:r until he hud gut to le about 150 years old. The old devil is all of 70 now, but he licl-pil me right oir the reel, and I'll never have the sand to stand up to biui again. Here's thirty years of wait ing for vengeance knocked into a cocked hat in three minutes." V. Y.Suh. Don't say there is no help for catarrh, hay fever and cold in the head, since thousands testify that Ely's Cream Calm has entirely cured them. It supercedes the dangerous use of liquids and spudi. It is easily applied into the nostrils and givus relief at once. Trice 50 cents. Contempt of Court. The stories of early western judges are almost as numerous and incredible as the bear stories of that part of the coun try. The following incident, which is vouched for a fact, is of a judge w ho had very lofty idea of his own legal capacity and was at '.lie Fame time anxious to ustain the dignity of his court. A "nhooting case" came liefore him. There wns no direct evidence as to the perpetrator of the murder, but the indi vidual arrested was well known, and had confessed the deed. When brought into court the judge cautioned the prisoner not to comnit himself ; that he must remember his rights as a free citizen, and that, atiovc all things he must not interrupt the pro ceedings of the court. After the friendly warning the j'idge proceeded to state that he. the prismer, was accused of huving, on such a dale, h.it the de ceased. I'pou this the priK'ncr broke in, "YVal, an' so I did." Tlio judge was annoyed at the intei ruption. "Hold your iongu,-, f.ir!" he exclaimed. "Haven't 1 told you n.t to interrupt me? I shall commit jmi f. r contempt of court if you do ho again !" he added, Merrily. He then repeated the accusation, upon. which the prisoner aj-;dn broke in : "I told ye aore that I killed "' The judge's indignation was intense at this second interruption, and be de manded : ".Mr. Huriil, what is your evidence?" "I have nothing but circumstantial evidence, your honor, and the prisoner's own confession." "Then," faid the judCe, "I discharge the prisoner on this accusation, but com mit him for contempt of court." Youth's ( 'IrtHTMlVm. She Didn't Speak. Among the passengers of an ea-stlwund Michigan avenue street car on Friday morning was a stoop-shouldered, elderly gentleman, w ith an iron-gray moustache, who is connected with ?u cilice in the City Hail. The car was crowded, when a neatly dressed, good-looking young lady got al'.mr.l at Eighth street, and there was no seat for her to occupy. The city ollicial is a member of the Elks' Lodge, and one of the ligid rules of that order is that no member shall retain a scat in a street car hile one of the weak er sex is compelled to stand. As she tiKik bis proffered seat she calmly un folded a newspaper and began to read. "Iteg jwrdon," said the gentleman with the gray moustache, "did you sjieak ?" "I did not," Faid the girl, curtly. "Excuse me, 1 thought you said 'thank you.' " There was a titter in the car, and the young lady bit her lips despeiattdy be hind the newspaper. I),ii (,;t yee v.. Jf woman is prity. To 'tis no maitHr. He she l.lnnik- nt brunette 00 slie h-u me look at her." bl1.,.Hbp"rih'rJ'0m,,nJi" nianjr .f the m-x are snhj.st, are i.roliHo Im 7("n,"Vu11- ''"""" -es and em.. "li ro.M ,inaliii.ol Ikt.,1 and bmux. nmk,. r avorlte Prrerfrtion " WMRAHTE1 Vmtl.ild Uv ilrii.-ru-.. udor m potlilvo imrular,,,,, ."..J ESfcTir wluch CopTrtjm, n, by Woaui's DHL Ms DR. PIERCE'S PELT.BTg Purely VeEetabla I PeHeclIjf Harmless ! rirrarALtD as a uvta pill. ftasallnt, brafMt, rjHlm t.i. . CARTER'S CUKE Sick Headnch Vi Miw nil tho tPiWM Inet-A-iit to a biliix-v Stai" of the m m, nuch a InzuiHW. Naiuoa. I)romuf . Hwi afu-r ratimr. Pain ii. r rii-ic. c V. Iiilr tlwirimwt reaiaraatiie (ucvcm iuis ll hoQ in curiu( nAiu-h. vet CTr Lrrn I.iTira Filis mrr fxiuallr vlnnl.l in fonHiyilhn. curiii) ami revMitiiirtlii aiiDvrmirovmr.laiiii. wluw tt-v ain crrvjt 111 l..rrtr of the atntnaoh, atimulaut lime .! n-gulaie tt bowcla. t.vo a tony only uurea Ache tJ)T wnuld I" almost rrti-rloas to those who miffor from this ditrwsinp romnlalnt; but fominatdr thfir (roodwss dor not rod here and tlx" alio once try tlw-m will Sua tiinne litue pills Talnable In no mint ways Unit ther will not I Ti illing to do wiliiout Uieiu, But alter au uca aeaa ia the hane of so many livtw that hen- Is when make our irreat boast Our lull euro U while others do not. Cakteb s I.rm.E Uvea PtLta are wramfiil and rery easy to take. One or t o pills mako a done. Tlwy are siru-tiy ve(retalle and do rot prijieor nuive, lut by Iheir prtle ait ion rilna.se all who use them. 1 n vials at cents; live fur $1 . Soid everyahf re, or aent by umU. Ciins CO., T:w Tai. tll blfc MKs a DOES CURE CONSUMPTION In its First Stages. tie aurc pow get Ue genuine. fracas f3 TTheti t ray CtTBS I So not mean merely to top them lur a time, and then have them re turn arain. I hkah A KAXilCAL tLIiii. I liave waue tint diaetio nt FITS, EPir.TTFS? or TAT J JUG SICKNESS. A lite-lonp atudy. I wabtiat my remedy tj I'cltE the won t eases. Jieruusa others hove f iulcd is do reason lor not uon- receiving a enro. htud at once for a treatise und a t UEB I101TL3 oi ai' lNI Al MllLJJ KKHKnr. Oire LxprebS and t'ot O0ic-. It ooku yoa nothxag lur a trial, and it will cure 70a. Address K.C.ROOT, WI.C l83PEAJH.ST.KrwYC3: EitSa-aaS FLY N ETS CHEAP AND STRONC. 2D other styles 5-A Net, price to suit all WM.AVKKJ4:ISONS. FHII.ADEU'llIA. bold by all dealers. , BUHU SOLID"-- 5TEEL FECE! KAUE OP 5; APANBED metal u;r rr.nrt ktecl SOKETKiKE KEW. 1'0 " Res dchcs, Chubchfs, CrnFrEHiE3, Farms C:ardN8 (alvA, ArtMirn, w iiHtOW Ounraa, Irelliftea, liro-nroof PLTl:niXO I.ATH. BOOR SATS. A r, W riLc lor Illustrated C tau.K'.ic- lulled Ire Cl'HTRAL EXPANDED METAL CO ' ai liwarn Una ki.t r Orvc same of Lbu paper m MjUmf E U 4at3lanfW at all prici, Irnm i.S . to Sl .iml J rirvrlrs i'ia Tandi-ms, Ijiiiiii, I'-ils am Mindrii . tv-nl cr larra illust rabid t'ataloiie lo J. A. J-.lton, 2 "OtCurVCrovolvnr. . tot jvh. a-m. esaiaAAuia kTT& rtKi-M. saB;icaAuuavxiLi tSTASLISMtO last. Broom Manufacturers Supplies TEA MTS, CE1UE OHF.ST, ROBERT DiCKEY cV CO., Gotieral CeniniiM.Ion Merchants 7" Water Bt I'itulmrgli, Pa. ara now ahowlng a Fine line of French Zephyr Ginghams, Full Assortment of Plain and Uemntitebed 23 to Much EMBROIDERED FL0UNCINGS, ALL KEW liKSKJXS. Bl'TTOXS, KICKLES, GIMP?, ntix;i:s, LACL3, TIES, TABLEOOVEH3, UKDSl-EAPS, loWKIJt, n, v r AND DAMASKS, Of Newest I'atterru. Checss floth Ccinfcrts. John Stenger, 227 Main St., Johnstown, Pa. SCHOFPS. Park Building, Kais Strstt, Oppo.it, Alma H.ll, Johnstown, IA. SPECIAL VALUES IN LACE CURTAINS !; 1:t. ruaiatiler nnri t..i. J, - use m.,te ,i i .... .. . . . iimwer vhere. ail au1 examm.. ualit t'ahj J.rue. A CiHapiete lliieuf liir IAkl. i . . . ' SCIIOFFS, I Mit, I-,i BuildlDi, ojxait. Ail hnatown P.. j HEAP ACHE mm msm i J i ; la j , J" f r j 1 U U xz&m IF n TrtCI . ; . 1 at 1 a5T - V - -r ".'"--: STILL IN BUSINESS! W' elfley's Photograph Callor'i- Mj- patrons are informed that I am still in the And am at a.'l times prep:tn.l to tafce all kinds of pictures, from a Tin-type t Cabinet riiotogrsjdi, To a I.ife-sirc Craron. I;i!ant'ieii 1'ro cts used, and all work irnar.ttileed to lie batistaetory. "Gallery tip stairs, next to VongM'a. grore. WNf. H. WKhFt-EY. GltEAT NEAVS ! THE NICELY BOYS Will never be bung, if they call belp 1U Neither will J. S. Aslibridge, The Johnstow n Cnrpet man, but he ill Bull you Carpets, Oil Cloths, Win.low Shades, Kug!, Jlats, Matting, Lace Curtains, and Curtain Poles, (lioaiier than thtv were ever beard of bi'fore. It will atouiU yon. Call and nee fur younii'lf. Xo. t:l Fraukliu St., Johnstown, Va. City Drug Store, Hear Dibert Building, hex', to Postcffice When in the city don't fail to call and tee us at our prominent location, where you will find one of the prettiest and most attract ive lJnig Stores in JOIISTOWjST The public pronounce it a gem. We carry a full line of Pure Jn:;s. Jledicines, f'lienn- ca!s, Toilet Articles, .tc. I'liyvicians l're tcriptions Carefully Comuir.ded. KeleelilllV 1 ours, CHAS. YtU'XtS. Jtihnstown, Pa. (iraduate of the 1'bil'a. College of f'harmacy. Jewelry, Walcte, CMs, &c, k At the Old Stand, in a New Building, the LuGKHARDT JEWELRY STORE IS VILKEl) WITH ALL KIM'S OF Ornaments, Watclic?, Clock.-, Silverware, Ac. A Larger, Finer, ('heuier, nmre Eclia hle lo'l! is n.t kept in any iirt-class Jewelry Store in Western Pennsylvania. L. W. LUCKIIARDT. oil and (it Main Street, Johnstown, l'enn'a. WM. B. SHAFER, P. O. SO 37, SOMCSSCT. PA. ) Surveyor, Scrivener, Draughtsman, and Real Estate Agent. I o I DO YOU vnu TO 11CV Ill'Y OH SELL LANDS OR HOUSES ? Cull at tliii Atrency. (',0t)D Acres liinbeieil and clcatnl laud lor salt;, in twenty odl tracts, consisting of Hemlock, Pino. Wliiio Ouk, Kcd Oak, Chcstrml, Asli, Clicrry. 1'ojiliir, tc., mostly available to Uaiiroad. Calls also atteiidi-d to for surveying, near the lines nujoiuiiiir ia counties. Terms on Ileal Estate to suit pur chasers. Office above new PostoiJiee, with J. A. L'erkcv. PRINCETON COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAMINATION. (Conducted by Prof. Wm. M. Moan, and cautinu injf two days. j For ftri ml frloi. ton. (.ffrsrtinents in the FnMi mita. S.ij.hmre anl Junior CIhskk. hii1 for the new ohml f Klvctr.cal KufnveriitK. Will begin at 11 o clock, on Thursday, June 12, 1S90, at Mi'C'lintiK-k B'Hy. -.H Market rt., riltAnixh. This will tl. iui Imlc n'iiiii:iiarv xamiiiatiiiiis for lhuae iiiteiiiiing lo erurr t:ie College a year IrtllT. t Crt an a price l offewit by the lYinreton Al PJU unini Amiriatiiin of Wwlorii r. iiiijiva . ia lur tlic Nt examiualio:; piiiM-J tiert; for tiie Kresblimn rhiftfi. Appliraiio hou!iI en1 thoir naim-K eaHv to II M. aciTT, I'rvs t Alumni AM4-iali6n. i-H aL 100 Diarooud ulntL, l'ilkliurf;, l'a. THE OLD RELIABLE FIRM Fcckler & L:vergcsd, Can be fooud at ril Murris Strvtt, with Corniiete Htm lc of STATLK AND FANCY GOODS. DOOTS AND flloES, gdockhii;?, (2n:KNsVAi:E, u., Whiili are on F;ile at 1WCK BOTTOM PRICES. As lnrt.il'.re. fA-inem run gt-t Trt I'rii-o fir the;r rxlut ly lirin(;ing it to us. THE POPULAR DRUG-STORE, Corner of Ma Ins ml Franklin 3irwt, J: c: it: T; T; ; w: yt,P: a It now filii d wlih all the lt la the uiarktt. Jljr motto, LO ir PRICE AST) fjl'Il "K JIETI'IIS'S," Is rltlJly a!birl to, and fill aatlsfactlon e-;r-aiiliTil. A full line of PARIS GREEN AND WHITE HELEBORE Always on liaml, CHARLES GRIFFITH. alesmen - WantejQ Tit A'VTT TTHS. to.-jl nnrXnrwry hi-k. Halar,coi-B;A uj steady Kniployiiiriil giiaranled. Chaso Brothers Company, m" '- 'Ko heiilcr, K, Y. Feiwiaa Tonic Utbt Bwlator. The only siirv an.l n!.rnl nirc fur CONSTIPATION. BILIOUSNESS. INDICESTI0N. j ml all lil, n of th I ivrr, b rv.nl tnn.lre.U ot -,.l.-. il Ht.r.mly r-iu-lv 1. thwr in i h;. h li.e .k,'ir hav ..,..lr i.,ir.t. TK.ml,,m h m.rM. rf I. I,ur in h;air ( ..ui .-. Iv., ;, .,. M fniH!f,i,vd in 11 l hi l,i u. .... l.IA-lit li... I A. t,U: I'. T L .:. '.: for wkie ty aii It- NtIH- rt-Bt'!tM inl.w ,1,. i-i. .1' .! ' j In Ih otalr irf IHlaalwih ! . te.-aisj Al an inpl..!,, i,,j i, at mmu.,.' a...l,.tet Anl,:. t u, ,. kr , (1 :.,.. ,rf .rfl.( jlw,J. loaixlaln-n. 1. e.l. V III .111 Wlf-fT-tO tiff t. P7r. nolUll .'., . 1-ihI ti 1iu Kl m,v aHiMmwitim "a BE 1.0 ' FT WiwZlM tcf.owrellt v , ... jj- ... .- n CM li I "fiiwm T'l r b-mt und try tiia, and rae If I oanl ml ilium rik.lloni w.u. ti old a t ro!iue Ynmlth iu. tiii clm o c-j"wi oitha iu Stain Tinwamc &at$ mum IU ITHIKVOUH Ot Imf, wilstaim BAoy-a Coach and eiK-BON Jf f rrir Tny if. VOLTf R4NDOLPH, PMladalyhla JRIDGE SALE. The CmmniM-toni tk of Bemi r t county wtll receive mw lift mipii-al lur n lrm or wikkIi ii tiridffe overffmri.of 'rk Cre. li, wliere the iub iirt bijrliwav leailiiiK fnMii Slimh- funiai-e eu.- Mid rirtuiu In l'aiut Tuuiil.lj, Iroui 1 to 6 o cluck . in., o i mosda r, jcxj: :;o, lstw. SatrU'riitce will tie 41 feet letu-efi! nli'ilmiiu wilh 1 foot louilwaj'. C iu:ity. lim jaiiiikIk. ALSO On fainriitsy, nl nie lime, will let the lirMge over Cnxen' eri cic where the nmJ U-hiU frrn-i lite ( lay pike, umr Milinnl tn iliermfll to (arn ii ; naid biiilKe will 1m' i U f, el lit -iw ecu nliMUiientu, with a lotil rviailuay. t'uiwiily, I'M kuiiiU. - AI-SO Two hr!dres. ehJuv w 1 or l-oi. ine t" feet anil 5- leet oi lh:' eh ap, wi;li a 1-tM; nwtltfiiy. Caiueitv of Hil pemiiK l. K .WA'iNlt. .Ku. M MK. Attert : C. W, WII.I.U M-')V, A. J. llilein in. Ch-: k rmuiiu.-'.iHu-r-. BOOT AND SHOE HOUSE. TIIJ-: NEVi" KtKiM IX THE DIBERT BUILDING, Corner Main and Franklin Sts l8.TS Mens,Wcmens Anil flill iootwiar, Of Best Quality, and at I.OWKST PKICI3 can be found, in styles or all makes. I am prepared to comjK'te with one and all di alers in the State. All I a.k is a trial. SCOTT DIBERT. AS A SURVIVOR CFTHE FLOOD A. W. Blauch, 115 Morris St., Johnstown , Wants :ill bis fr'eniis to know llmt he has uH iica a lirani i-.cw siix k of GENERAL MERCHANDISE SI CII A3 Dry Goods, Groceries, Etc. Which he is ollering at prices imcqnali J I . coniK-titors. All kimls ot COUNTRY PRODUCE Taken in rxrhan)::: far (rond. Call aniiget llurgiins HARDWARE THC OLDAKDWFLL KNOIVN MACWARC ST3RC Or DIBERT (DKC'EAHlil),) Is now in full blast under the charge of . the undersigned. I keep iu stock all articles i: my line, from a needle to a Hay Fork. The finest of CUTTJLERY A Sl"fri;If J. i:m to.v i'i:;cE.s n vu: the iioost, 11. DIBERT. At the cM stuivl on Jlaln street, Johnstown, I' Don't Forget It. A FACT THAT SHOULD NOT BE OVERLOOKED IS TIIE FINELY FINISHED ROOM AT TIIE OLD STAND, riJ THERE IS NOW OX EXHIBITION ONE OFTI'-K MOST BEAUTIFUL AND CHEAl'FST LINES OF " MWUncryW Goods,: j CunsUtius of " l! Ite gy ies of Ladies and MisxV BONNETS & HATS TO III: Kol'.XIi IX TIIK STATIC. FASHIONABLE TRIMMINGS A SPJECrALXT. And at Prices to Suit Buyers. L. FOCKLER, No. 106 Franklin Street, JOIIXSTOWaVpx: Tlio Xew Famous Slioe Store, 52 Sixth Street, Pittsburgh, Pa., Can lie found west of Xeu- York Citv,and vc extend to you a cor dial invitation to call, leave vour packages, and make yourself at home, generally. Our prices f,r footwear will be found far below tho average, and the rjnalitv of the goods the u::st. Worthy of mention tire: Our " E lisnn " Oifortl Ti. t... 97,, "j:i!nKl,t llongola " .SiirjMi.-e" jtuitt.ii Mi'w, at tlQ K.markable," rr. ncli " jiiittou'siim'. lienta' Hliow, in ail the lu'i'eMylV BT oO $1 2o to Ion"t fail 'o cdl when iu our citv, K Bill repay you. THE FAMOUS , j Shoe House, 52 Sixth Street, PITTSBURGH, PA MailOrdce rwoivc our care ful attention. I -.e.i wi! iww 1.1 I m Imvi: if a To irai TO EQUAL Phe was n weel f;uad, deintire littlo woman, anil an she gat in tho ladiK wait iiij; room of the I'eniioylvania ' il lilroad in Jersey City more than one loan had his eyiB on her and wondered who tho Wiip. Iy and hy a younjj man in u che k Milt and cjn invt a ureat deal of check look a i ireuit around uiid Hat down hesido h"r. lie had pcarcely dro'eil into a neat I'cleiei-ho (rave him etiiiilo and asked him if lie would do her a great favor. "Aht with all the jileoetire in the world," he made haste to reply. "I want wmie hiiihII change, ami if you w ill he so kind its t'i lake thin hill " "Certainly cettainlyinoht luiiy (o do he fuid an he nccived it und Btarted for the ticket ol'.ico. lie handed it in without lokiinf at it, anil nhked for change, but the ticketiuan khosed it hack, with the remark : 'Wonder how many more fools ah will btrike before her train goes?" "What do you mean ?" "Look at thai hill." It was a Confederate note ; nnd as the young man stood bturinj; at it with blinking eyes tho ticket man added : "You are the fifth one within two hours. She brought Vm along for just such an emergency, and the proper thing for you to do is to take a bat it scat and make yourself us small as possiblo until your train kocs." The crushed young man did even bet ter than that; he left tho depot altogeth er, and his demeanor wa thi.t of a man who intended to hunt op a pile driver and let the hammer fall upon him half a dozen times. k Your Friends Aboul It. Your lixtres.sir2 cuiiuli cull beturtd. We know it Ikviium; Kemp'is lt;i!siim within tlir iiust few years lias iiireil su many ciniglis und (0I1U in this community. I letnaiktilile sale luis Ixvn won entirely by its genuine merit. Ask some friend who lias used il wliat he thinks of Kemp's lialratu. There i.s no medicine go mire, none o effective. I.arh' bottles jj and II ttt all druists'. Stonehenge. This ttrnriee relic of a forgotten peo ple is eittiateJ nine miles from Salisbury, England, in a great plain which extends hs far aa the eye can reach. The drive way was once a broad avenue, one-third f . m:l ,.,. u.:h - hank n eitUer OI a mile lOl.g, WlUl a DanK n eiler side, and a ditch, out of w hich the earth was thrown, now all overgrown with sod. 4 ilir. An.l !j n rvtr,n,-tl it li MLtnir ui v lulltl I ll " feet high, and beyond is a prostrate slab . . , , ucanug nit; maiaaui iuuio. This is called the "slaughtering stone," and here it is supposed the victims were offered to the gods. Beyond these are two great circles ef upright stones, from eighteen to twenty feet high, some weighing thirty tons each. The outer circle is 300 feet in cir cumference. On the tops of these huge pillars are laid other stones which formerly touch ed, making a continuous circle. Not half of the original one hundred and fifty stones are now standing. Inside these circles are two ovals, and inner most off 11 an "altar stone," built open to heaven like the pantheon. Surrounding these stone circles are acres of small burial grounds, where the early chiefs of Britain were interred. Skeletons have been found with the knees gathered up to the head, some ex tended at full length, others burned to ashes and collected in urns. Haifa mile away, between two banks, is a racecourse "',) feet broad and over a mile long. The question is, Who built this mys terious temple and others of its like in Great Britaif. ? Consumption Curoly Cured. To Tns EDitnn: Pleasa Inform yonr raadan tliat I liara a poaittva remedy for the above-named duenna. By its timaly nae thouaaada of hopolosa coses have been permanently oared. I shall be glad to send two bottles of my remedy FREE to any of I yonr readers who care consumption If they will send me their Express and P. O. address. Itcspect- lauy, , x. A. siAXJliai, Jtt. U, 181 Pearl 8t, H. T. Easy Going. Old Sitlem, in Massachusetts, like the rest of the world, has of late yeais be come much modernized, but the older folk of the town clung long to their lab- its and were conservative in everything. A delightful old lady, who has passed away, and who bore a name well knov. n in the annals of the old seaport, was long noted lor the regularity of her habits the year round. One evening of every week she passed, winter or summer, with a relative. At a certain hour a hackman appeared and drove her to the house of this relative : then at a quarter of 9 he called again and took her borne. As time went on both Miss C and the driver grew older, and it was alleged by their friends that while the lady slumbered within the coach the driver was equally sound asleep on the box. One evening Mias C did not come home at the appinted time, and the do-me-ticj were thrown first into surprise ami then into consternation by this un precedented occurrence. They waited for some time and then sent to the house of the relative, where they learned that their mistress had started for home at a qnarier to 9, us usual. Still more alarmed, Miss C 's butler ha-uened to the house of the hackman. Here all was dark, but after repeated knockings he succeeded in arousing the driver, from whom he demanded the whereabouts of his mistress. The driver struck his hand to his forehead in sud den consternation. "B!s my sou! !" he cried. "MissC must be in the coach house." And upon investigation it proved that the lady, still asleep, sat in the carriage n the coach house, whither she had been driven by her coachmen, who was herself hardly more awake thsn she. The horses were put in, and Miss C was driven home. When the ooachman opened the door at her gate, which was one of the civili- ies Bhe always exacted of him, she was pleased to remark : "John, you drive better every lime I ride with you. I never remember to have come home so smoothly as I did to-night." Youth's GtMjxmion. IOO Ladlea Wanted. AinI 100 men to call on ny drug,i'st for a free trial package of Lane's Family Mttlidnc the great root and lu-rb remedy, discover,! I by Dr. Silas Lane while in the .lucky .Moun tains. For diseases of the IIIooil, Liver anil Kidm-ys it it a potiitive curs. For const i ra tion and clearing up the complexum it d wonders. It is the btst sprini; nietlirine nown. Irge-sixe rackaee. So cenis. At II dru.'t-i.-tr. First Knllim-iast Oh, liow lauiifuir The Angelua" ia certainly all il lia tt-a id to le. AVhv. H ia real onsa i actually hear the tl! ring. Secor.d i;nt!iuaiat y, it i y natural still. It you lintro intfntlr can smell tha onions cn the iMi..t breath. "Whit i.aure for the jxe is sauce 1r the ffun.li.r" Ti e I :r- m ' - ' f.'"" uvurri ijfj puis m iroru 8 to iij Honrs a day and aa many wow in the niirht taking care of the children, should rise in her. might and domand the eight-hour law INFANTSyNVAUDS. TRAOeUqhA FT LAHnBaiMAPIt Somerset Lumber Yard ELIAS CUNNINGHAM, MAKrrA-ri'KK& a.no iHAi.ia Whousalc akd Ritailib or LUMBER AND BUILDING MATERIALS, Hard and Soft Woods OAK, POPLAR, HIDINGS, PICKETS, MOULDINGS, ASH, WALNUT, FLOORING, BASH, STAIR RAILS, CHERRY, YELLOW FINE, SHINGLES. DOORS BALUSTERS, iibimt, wunsi-iM!, A General Line of all grades of Lumber and an, caa ruruiaa anymuig iu ice uae or oar business to order with reasoaable promr tnewi, such a Brackets, Odd-sized work, etc ELIA-S CIJISnsriGHA.M, Office and Yard Opposite S. &C. R. R. Station, Somerset, Pa IT WILXi PAY YOU To m-y yoi b ItlcnioriKl lVork OF WJV5. F. SHAFFER, SO.M KI is EX. I'KJWA.. Manufnturerof and Uealcr in ' EnMern Wort FarnWieilon Short yiiiirt, tn all Culorn MD EsilllE Mil Alto, Ajcntjorthe WHITE BKOSZE! Persons in need of MONCMEXT WORtr'wlll find it to their interest to call al 111 v 8lu,r when. a proper sbowins will be Ki'en them. .S(iia. J''r"u", bmmnlera ! iwry Uuv, arui fltlCtX cmwr. 1 iuvite sueeial attention ir. ti, White Bronze, Or Pure Zinc Monument Introduced bv REV. W. A. RIVf; a n.ei,ie,i improvement in the point of matkriai. ami CONSTKLtTIO.N. and wliieh is deiiued to I the Popular Monument for our Cliauueable Cli mate. -GIVE HE A CALL. WM. F. SHAFFER. ' U.H. Dovns' Vegetable Balsamic Elixir Is a positive cure for Coughs, Cold.;, Croup, Whooping-Cough, Catarrh, Hoarse ness, Influenza, Spitting Blood, Bronchitis, Asthma, Lung Fever, Pleurisy, and all diseases of the Throat, Chest and Lungs. As an Expectorant it has i;o equal. Consumption has been cured times without number by its timely use. It heals the ulcerated surfaces, and cures when allaothcr remedies fail. Fifty-six years of constant use has proven its virtues. Every family should keep it in the house. Sold everywhere. Henry, Johnson fc Lord, Proprietors, Burlington, VL Dr. Henry Baxter's FvSandrake Bitters are a sure cure for Costi veness, Biliousness, Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Diseases of the Kidneys, Torpid Liver, Rheumatism, Dizziness, Sick Headache, Loss of Appetite, Jaundice, Apoplexy, Palpitations, Eruptions and Skin Diseases. Keep the Stom ach, Bowels, and Digestive Organs in good, working order, and perfect health will be the result. Ladies and others subject to Sick Headache will find reiief and permanent cure by the use of these Bitter. Being tonic and mildly purgative they purify the blood. Trice 23 i ts. per bottle. For sale by all dealers in nutli cine. Henry, Johnson & Lord, Proprietors, Burlington, Vt Henry, Johnson & Lord, Proprietors of Arnica and Oi! Liniment for Man and Beast. ti,0 best external remedy for Rheumatism, Xeuralgia, ( ramps, Sprains, Mruises. Bums and Scalds, Sc iatica, Backache, Frosted Feet and Bars, ami all otn.r Pains and Aches. It is a safe, sure, and effectual Remedy for Galls, Strains, Scratches, Sores, Sc., ou Horses. One trial will prove its merits. It effects are in mo.vt cases instantaneous. Every bottle warranted to give satisfaction. Price 25 cts. and 50 cts. pr bottle. Sold everywhere. JOHN N. SNDYER, ACT., SOMERSET. PA. SCHMIDT ::::z::::z:z::::::i: The Largerst Wine, Liquor, and Cigar House IN THE UNITED STATES- ESTABLISHED iSja. GK "W. SCHMIDT DISTILLER AND FINE WHISKIES.z IMPORTER OF WINES, LIQ0URS. AND CIGARS. XOS. 1)3 ASD 97 FIFTH AVKXUE, PITTSnURGH, FESXA. " - Ontert rreeiretl tj imiij av- othmnie trill reecirt prompt ottrntion. t every. W A TERPR00F COLLAR or CUFF BE UP TO THE MARK 11 mis ELLU L0 NEEDS NO LAUNOERINC. CAN BE WIPED CLEAN IN A MOMENT. THE ONLY LINEN-LINED WATERPROOF COLLAR IN THE MARKET. SEND YOUR JOB WORK To the 80.HEIt.SET 1IKKAI.I We do tho neaiaxt, cheapi-at and hot Job Prla- 'n " ihe eonnij-.on .h.wi,-. wxl.t HERE 3P4i f ajsKC, i,' j ill rr owwnauaium, i o anr oiIhiIoUVi To poluh kntreo. To aornb Boor. To ctoao diahea. To wi .tea marhto. EVERYBODY MM Bate walk. bflMii laclna p,n, .rrilaaa. Bowauuk W tr.-rik liarala ggara. SpwHAltalcl.lniMW Sli.hi.wwr-w.awrtdea.rMa. ChMakiutoreaMitaMMM'aa "-" P"- " th. tOTbat.... Car., to rtT, tllr tar.L Mrtu-lc. to krlghtM tto.tr t-:a no.Ur.mrrtlvM,iucM. SltfawUtMMato Moar .Id straw kata MUtostMathakltdMaatak. antot. to ,!. tllr p.l.t:r.. toUlmr, to U.!5hta tlwlr ras. Jalaton VcUMa.MrUi. WaMlmaa tcl.a blejclta Keaato.' to iltu aarpou. EVERY ONE FINDS A NEW USE. Tr OMIT Parfect Substitute for Mother's Milk. INVALUABLC IN Cholcm Infantum NO TCETMINS. 4 Quick If Assimilated Food rom DTtrTICS, CONSuiurrifes, COHVAUCSCCNTa. A Perfect Nutrient IN ALL WASTINQ OlSCAMS. Utouiara, No COOKINO. Kites in All Cumatcs. send m r oa-i Avn ruiiitn vr In. Hants, ai&iJfi yrw tu auf audiaaa, Doliber-Goodate Co., BOSTON. MASS. LATH. BLINDS. NEWEL POSTS Biiildin Material aud Rooflng- Slate kept ln.tt,e C&2 EEORSED 11 SCIENTISTS AS SETTER m SAPEST2AH PRACTICALLY " m stc:;e. Over EOO Ceaut:ful Designs. &FAU ' F MAKUPACn'ln WY MONUMENTAL BRONZS COMPANY, IBUILDIIsra and Most Complete ::::i::::::::r.:z JOBBER OF Telephone No. 66 1 i mm. II ' ,t S it'iill THAT CAN EE RELIED ON :ixro-t to s,rnt! JXTot to Discoloy f BEARS THIS MARK. TRADE mark. 023311111322 (itO. N.CJtAMKU, A't -lyr. dMt. 1'U'Mtxa.nt. !. ARE MANY USES FOR To murratat paint. To wtih cut siakj. To remars raa t. To brighten nwtals. To scour bath-tubs. To scour kettles. USES IT. X "GOOD ENOUGH" Famm y. - x . r- M S3 5 5 I a 5 J X Oi- AND GASOLINE CAN! KANL'FAniSrD V rts WinSeld Mannfg Co., - Warren, 0, Every Fakily Should H.7E One Ho Dropping Oil cn the Floor or Table. Ko faucet to Leak or get kneeled open M rnste Contents or cause Explosions. Puir.f and Caa close automatically Air Iichu Tio Lrekor No Evaporation v AKO AUS0LUTEL1 SAfC. . A Universal Kctscl-o'd NecfasltJ ForSule inSoinen-et by J. B Hfil.DFRRAI M, M. SfHROTK. KANl .NER & I I. ATT, K. B. Cor r KoTH, KKEASE & KCKiStK. Irr- i t ! i -c err"- 7 ' o ? 2 - in!".' 3 i 3 a ? : a 8 f s . 555 41 9 -i-sT? 3 -sir J 3 -T-( si !Ta3 si. t. r-4 I n 2 r?.-3i'i!;3i ITCHING FILES.K7fci'i I MK.M atop the lu-hlns imI klefllff. heal ai m ration, und In bimI ratni rfwM the tv mmr. SwiV.K H tllTKitlY II K11 tiy Jru!lf. uf ftlsul- d t U.J ftddrcu oo reel;'! "f price. 54) eta. ft ; 3 hoc, f ! .Sk. Ajnm iaturra. UU.. hWAV.Nfci A SOS. Phllal.-i. P" DISEASES hii SWATHE'S ABSOLUTELY CURU. Ulil I luLli I T'ie itmplt pptlertno tit "9wrior'a Or-nt-ivr wutwvt nf iHteinttl m;it:1'i. mitt enr oy 9. of T'lrw Krwum Rmir'"n . Wtelteh.Serw. Haptr. RrTair-la mi Y) tniuer bo orxlinatr or unc trMltn. in tr.,rai-, -ut rrKii fnr V eta. 1 Hoxta. $1 i1rt . D) :hfhee bivit. roDft th wrll. ur ia' i..dra ar Uiif qo)t-d . ami tit itrrtur- ouf toOK PUBnjI IP Mrh 1-H-nlitT, aabova. Cteir tbom v bo writ touttt once ran ma'-i or nf rhe chine A Ii rou hmxr to 'lo ia EYE 'M rt-turn ia ro ah'w mm .xia T tboa wlv call fmr acirhhert and Ihoae around yon. I It & pfrmin oi ihia ail "r'iw-mn allow th una It rnl 'if th Irla- tcope. Tha followicf rot rivca th ipinite of ii iwIutihI r bolthmh rt oTittlxil h rrd. H ... koiw larm as i 'o will alao ahow ...a hjw .an ftn : l 1 itar ' " aun.wita . uliixiiran Biimmil'Ut W Py all pnaj cb.m-a juUta,H. BALLtfT CO BI 8, -ulitl-al., Mi ot'i rritw waica in CIm wi?i4- Partoct ! UUD - bun I tar artk Hoes hniiaa oo a mt. u orava antl m 4 aaJ nnw. (mi rar.Mxia a k-aiif caa aaawaw anal aiNabic Itaa of M aaaaa laaal tj . tortaar i' tr laraa i tba arattb. am frpa. Alt b wf a4l do im to ahow mtoi w ar,J yoti i itvra a ntH o, La and artiruboraaml thr-aa aDoai oa-wi arui-a in vaiuahia irad l.t o. bn-U akia fur yw.ra htt unM, ami rbua wa mxr rrpaxl. nav all -k rtr. Aftif yMi know all. If w 11 Ilka to ro t " u. "--i ) urn rrom to M yr wrli an! utart. Wr, fetiiaavai At Cv.a Uvaa. 1 S, tartlaJ, Mataa. JOHN C. FINCH. DEALER IN Golden WSw x Whiskies. 146 Water Street, Pittsburgh, Pa. Oi.nrxT e.-ta iti.iHEri FinrsF. in thetity. b ln-re lioihnix but pure kix"!" are .in up, i-tni tly lor lamily an l niclii inal ux-. N-itli-lnliter limn i.oi.lrn Wnl.lniK. N-it "n the lit. ijui -kenliuiiner . iray MmiDDHtiela Kye. llif- k "1" are lta-Iiug bramK 'itrantlU-s of riulaireof lSTson hanij. (,in. llnllan-l ami r-mcstii-; al.n, lil.l Tom. Finch -Loldeii WwldiDB. II fur full iiuari. ii lor ?." : tiin keiihtimcr', the Mama ; .Muuonirahela, Su p, r lo-n. Wiuvs. t per diwrn, f .; u.r one hair dot-it. -Hvurrlv box-e-1. Also have in Mock. Urniuliather thiiii'e. at I-jwr gallon. Barrels at sptuial rates, i 30-lyr. DO IOC KSOVf That you are buying direct from the distiller when you send your erders to L. K Lippen coir. the old fashioned Whiskey house .' No rectifyinfr; no cuniimundinR, but direct from the 'LirPENtoTT IIistillery." siluated at I.ippenixiit 1'ost office, Greene couniy. Pa., whicli has always maintained its reputation of making ure gomhonlii. llur mail order department gives prompt attention to all order, and at the priies we oiler tur ood. makes our competitors en vious. We carry in stork the following well known braiul of Kye Whiskies, in ipiarfs. milloiis and barrels: Lipnencott's, Overholt's (jibsoii.Uiu kenheimer, Monongahelu. 11 rays, etc. Also a full and complete stuck of Wines, Brandies, Gins, Ac. Write fur Price Lut nudstte numey. U. E. Lippexoott, Iistiller and Wholesale Liquor rValer, 530 Smithfield St., rittsburvh, l'a. XIQUOES I FINE OLD .rVH.LSK'i.HS Acd I in port e 1 I.i,iiont id l.ulk an-1 i j tha eo.-j. pi-t iai liuva : OLD CABISF.T, T'S U HiRW., ptissfM HitLlJitr. UtTKESIIKIMLk. risnrs volpex u eit'IX'.. aiUtt.rs .XXXX S W.A7v. Jamra IlnneT. p. il Imlu.i. frnae jtur li:tni.a . ' ta H.n. t'.-rrv aio iu-.ilonl au'l -.nw-r. t I'urv K Ui. a-", a ita aat. FISHER & CO.. 309 Main Street. Jor:s" ft. NSW HOTEL i? CHMIBLASD. 8. r. Hw,trr, late ot amt rat. h "ha. , -in bwal " THE AMERICAN HOUSE," At runilwrlan.T VI. an.l hm !t4 ami rfnr-lli-li,-t the -aot Ikmuw i;,Pvmiv hmi. aM.I nMie It a rir-l ('! V'mft lo a.--, nw.laie i lr irav eniiji pub; a- i'h t'-.l uai-i. aiul :sc i.'i iwn ai iii bar. He alv has In cnnrK-rtra w'lh the Hot. 1 a la-r HiiantilT of BniiKliiiiaii ami arit-r hif mil Kye Whisky for aV. by iIm. iNtrral er galluD, at the lolioauia prices : Twn Yeat old at l per ralloB. Three " i -o Fuur " " ii so ' The price of tK iu l IS r.nt. ft eaiM !'. Ihepri' . ':l!kr nn-IJanm-l ! ati. ... V :. hit li wi Iti-ure nrWpt auentioo and stiipwrbl. AJUresaa all or it-n to few s fiiSlS I GOOD ' '' 535 i I itl tiHiinc: mmt ut M mm Vif Uril ta eontliM S. f . SVEIT2ER, CVS1BE&LAXD. I'D. CNo more T: ot misJ Rnthr PboiM mHm worn nnnonifurtaMy tight, generally slip off torn THE C0LCHESTEB n BOBER CO. mmkf all thftr ahoni wfth bw(4A of hyl HnM with rubber. This eiituni ttt U atuas aixi pfTnt um fu&Ar bum shipping off Call for tbe "ColrhtiT- "ADHESIVE COUNTERS." on TrUE a t . W" WANTED-ACENTS to.hoi.k it Kim run sr TREES, SHRUBS, VINES, &c. STEADY WORK For Honest, ladantrims Mtw. K . T j Salary Rxpmm, or Com- J! L. mission If preferred. j Ifc- paw m ran no or varts- A, rr'--ai-iea adaptsd to Pnnsvlvaai Tat Inissis skklf lairtal. ca duica omca. Wrifr tnmriuvr'y for trrms C. CHASE 4. CO., PHIL A., PA. Catarrh ELY'S i vcV. Jo r i Clean.-s the Naasl PaMigt-s, Allaj-s Pain snd InfirmniatioD, Heals the Sores, Re ituref the Senses of Taste and Small. TRY THE CURE. 4 HAY-FEVER Aparticle is appiitil ftito etrh nmtril nd ll Erretbie. Frii-e HtrMii.' &t dniK?' : mail wtrifttt'FHl, 6X-. ELY BHU., bo arn-n ftrvt. New York. augl-ft-lyr. mitmhi1 O! Wamir-a, Old womah, so HHJlt 'itm Blvu Diamond B'xih.ng to coves nia net. m- ;ja so rA ra-a thb hso cr rota sua at OJU- XT AULiUY COVCk TfIB &A1111U Send tor ulusuatcil circular to H. Eiiret, Ji;., & Co., 433 Walnut Ktrect, PHILADELPHIA. PITTSBURGH NURSERIES7 i E-lablished IStO OCR EI.EflAXT Il.LV.srilATEDCATAIiLa for liu will k iuuiiion applieaiiuu. Every Farmer, tianlener, Amati-ur or owner of lot should have one. Onlem for flowers and Flor.il Enibwms have imme-Hutu attention. (Telephone 230.) JOHN R.& A. MURDOCH, 508 SMITHFIENST. PITTS B'JRH PA. Boots, Shoes, and Rubbers. Having to vacate my Store-room in Park Row, Main Street, OPPOSITE Alma - Hall; Sooner or Lrt-?p. 3 nm CM'.nj nut my Entire Stock of Boots and Shoes AT Extremely Low Price. .;; ;'all ami tow ?Xe. Krl'KCT! TI.LY, J. I). EDWARDS. IwtrRepairinfj a Specialty. SADDLERY AND HARNESS A', lex u a nr. ji:., Surveyor lo 8jtmu-l rnhart. Mjnufacturrr and lVar in HAttXK-i-., -v iri win is. NETS. I1LANKKTS. l;ir,K-. Ac Set?-Kop airing Promptly Done. 143 Clinton St, Johnstown. v GENTS kt-'z; WANTED MOST HBEitU UZS. ! i-- ,iin.-.l f.r .i.;.-. I i:.mH U.r l. t i tll:-iitil. nt). N.t S!i-m ir-.-r.- in ll.i "inrrv. AMr. nW A 1". i.vti Nut. YOU CAN FIND THIS PAFEr? s - .i af ' . V',' mz& r.Eirn:GTc:r 3?.os. W wiU f-:a4 M 4'.M. a. st a. rMaa, spr2-'9W, r 1,