JUL He Somerset Herali ESTABLISHED I7. ot fubli.cation. Xerros ssl" '"T WedneadAy awraiag At 13 f act abc ; omarwm (2 acrMicia will b d: soon flu TMd mntll ail ; at pud op. ranuai weglacttna- 4 gtMiRmuBiaiiBi niTrn lunr am tmeit to piulBo is aa- muA taf,Mr w tr"io l5ra 1 tX.aAjaRkT HbiUH rx-aswer, Pj J A BtKKKY, AliuaMCY-AT-LAW, tuubtt, Pa. Fellow Building. Vf hk" tV M. bl-KKLil H AllVkAi -Al LA V. - o. at. Pa. 1 HoiJiLliT. A Allc.AAI-Al La. ou critbJobsH. rni. t-iiD. W- EIKMA.kLL, inuiu-ii-u. tern a Vnnung houw ummmi lwn f AlTvkNfcl-AT LA euisencv JPm. J. O. OIA. .,htt a ogle. S Aritt-A J"-ATtJ "". .Ln, Fa. F. J. KUOER, Aiivrv ai uw. nuauerrart. Pa. M. aiicMiEY-AT-LaW Muort. Pa. I. TRENT. ArivKSFVAT-LAW. Pm. HL EaER. . AlIXilR-NFi-Al-LAW, uneret, Pa., j.rm-G' Suranx-t aud adjoining cvun Drl " i ua. tmninwl or aUu aoi an A . CfTtn. L Kvwil. Buaacnei, Pa. Ai: b-j.:ie rc trusted to tbeir car wiil be K.wUi ai-U puAcliA.! ft. to. I.IUiea: ua A 17 t. - A I - LA " , MAdHt, Pa, -t j prompt niOo icboMmi4 DEXX1S MEYERS, ATTXiKNAV-AT-LAW, jijtrK, Pa. A" j'. 5iu:a entrunttd o hi tAi iu t n-jrZo. u. .ui f.rtin.(jUi Aud c lemf . wt JOUXO. EIMMEL, A i' 1 J A A- -AT-IJk W, mucwt. Pa-, AiL n53 Ic Ail tuna. er.irucd w fai. care nn. a;.j Lutu:. -'! ou cxu. Jame:?l.jT.;h. Ai Xun..NT-AT LAW, nutucnart. Pa. CSt : Minii'''Ji Biock. up tiaim. tiiimaii u biu j.rxjaUiO utl lil. A J C t!. l C. COlOA. C iU.iKX & C LBoRX, A 11 ok t k o- A 1 -LA W. c MKIKl, Pa. A3 tBir.oA -.lrua U OCT care wl3 b. truu.;.v aks Sa.Luiuu.v an.-ao: vu. loiiiMu -rrj 4 cutef ai m aute ub re- UtXEY. F. K'llKLL, AlluK-Nti-Ai-LAW, vaKrwt, Pa. Bees? aad Ptaax AfPSA. C ua M.iamoth Ika. VALEXTINE HAY, ' gjnrrrt. Pa. Ai ic Rral &. aad lo aC uru to t tre iUi iTumpux. ABC LC J L-HX U. VHL, Airok-VEy AT L.w. aumrrwl. rA. D-nniM'T atwnd to all twin'" ninu! JtiHir utunm to j Ai:.iE"il) fcAft a. D H. IL S. K1MMELL, TMxSrr hi rMmal mrrrit u. the mm a? aad vi :t:iy. I P"-'-"'' r t tn i WuihI at i olct on It " -cAw or iytaauXid. DR. J. M. UttTHEri, PHV?:."1AN AM) i- Kokx.iS, fa.tir M t uftre on Kft-S airert, ui rrai of lruc rr. D5. J. a M MILLEN. irr B;ai aniu to the j.rwerra;SoB of is, Lata-ai w-r.c. Anifi'-al inKened. A!i wvjiw r-1" :iaaory. Uft r.i.oM H.TJt CO. aiure, euroer kax i.Tu aud fainol ireA DS-JoHX BILLS. I'L-VtlFT. cp-SAii in Cot Ueeriti Block. DB. WXL CCiLLINS. Co in Knert-er k cair wbere fce ai m found ai aU tin prvjar(i u do a.. aa wort km a a t...a. Kf.unf tiV'; A- A-.:tc:ai weia ft' A" a:u Aud ol Ine w QHAKLES H0FTMA.X. MERCHANT TAILOR. (Abnre HeJEey'a Saca-a.) L'-.t 6tylea, and Low"t I?ric. satisfaction guaranteed. Somerset, Pa. AiSHNSTOWN SUFFERER S GRAT ITUDE. IL. 0. sl MIL -mt- R.H, Pa. ' . . Tr.t ur luun.eie bit Jot miin U it ,12. t an 1 It.tikK lu U imrr tif J .u ue iKfta in Tin.ii. . i.. hrtirt.it K.:;ci ftfce .nic. it. ..nir.4.;:ri.i tirt:-.iM-it. hA- i a ti t ir. t;.a; i rftii ik ureoite :.ni.t -",. I i-r:A -Hrt 11"K : t "! u.-d . aU. aixl j "l ine a?y I- ftt v i. i.,mirit to uii ft'ta (ri-it'.l i ifct fK. sm .4 b,t Mthl. f tKotr m.i i.r nit f irft if lir ia . ir.it -;rr ;. ar u-Mi .I'd TaiuaJ.W 1 v j..; rU.l IftliJIi and itur f'K- ' ut .. tmjT iV'. ti h. aui Uir u Kiwciuf ail '.'.. 1 i in hm. ili r 'be pi.T f iIJa.!fcu, -ad aad I nirlilr wrvaut. Sift ..itd wrpet. :n my, JojuU'u. r. t-r 'K itt . ,a-ti ibr btti- a.: trf u.i i.r,r . , 3ua1. CURTIS K. OROVE. S OVERSET, FA. -' - -Lr.l..a, CAEKIAEHi. ? y.:s. ' A- !"r. Br"K mxaost. r-ri.v aSDETEEJ WORK -Vsurif Dor,e on Short Tune. ..ft i le fnrt of TWm7ft. wt ", . hj!Aiit:aj.'y ".tro.red. Vrt-.'.y Fir.iwd- aud a-rT:iA.3 k--e haiAtftrUuti. t."-: of ATI K:nd i M litre ! m -r" ri- KE AHLL. aad AH Work Warrantecl 6d F f ii o-j ?.'a and Learn PrV t .ta ,d fiirr;ih sure fcr W ind ' t.ftn.ff-i 4.1. afd rait is. CURTIS K. GROVE, Umi Mil or AGENCY.! ON A U SOL. UHL, t"W , f aftj b tt Gowert steal. r TI 1 VOL. XXXVIII. THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF- Somerset, Penn'a. tIT BtCtlVtO IN LAMCC ANOSMAU. AOUT. aVABLX ON DIWAWD. ACCOUNTS MC SIC HANTS. rtRHtM. TOCR OCALCHS. ANO OTHCNS SOLIClTCD. - DISCOUNTS DAILY. -board or directors: LaRra XL Hi.iid. W. H. Millxk, Jahks L. Pi,. Cmn. H. FiH, Jobs K SVTT, Geo. R. fVt LL, James E. BictrsEK. Ec AED fxT. ix, : Valentine IIav, : Arkxw Pakklr, Yh e Peemext : : : Camiiel. Tli fun. U and nernritios of this lck t """-urjly jnt-i-j-d in Ar-lf lr1cd Cor li Burgliir -.rwf fr. The only S: ma-ie abtlui-j P-unr!ar-prw.f. STOP! LOCK! USTU EYEEY0NE WANTS TO KNOW WHERE TO GET THE MOSTCF CF THIS WORLD S COOES FOR THE LEAST HONEY ? WE HAVE THEM LiDishes.-j:: WHITE, YELLOW, GLASS, AXD ROCKIXCJHAM WARE, IN CHEAT VABItTT. EASKETS. IKIXG-r.LAS-US HANGING LAM IS, TAXI LAMPS Laa ; IV rir'liuns. Noveltiesand CccillctirXhina HE PLACE FOR FANCY & STAPLE GROCERIES H AT THE STOEE OF ED. B. COFFROTH, SOMERSET. T 33. te 33. m ft m prices:made:to: talki We niut larwlv miuce these ftocki before our Aciiuai lnvel:tonr, Februarr doing iL No for tmrjrair.?, aud rvjl live ones. At$J.W ,Vi piece 21 inch Gainet B'.mk IresB Siik, hich e f-l confiJent ia r-cni-uenilinea liavin? more ice eiririg qtiAiitiec thin r; f 1 Silk ever nr-M. We are ilT:nir to ftani cornrL-n of it Any II "5 quality. Ihe-s G'K'Ds Baib-.in. Ii?e 'ot (prohahly I'.Ki piee j of eV-gant c,Uk!ily Iuiportt-d Hai'ls. Stripe n.l Mixture $1.00 anil fl "Sqnalitie, bow marked 50 ints far Clearam sale. At 15 cents. l'Jf) piece kQble widtli 'Z7 inch) Mix ed Tnn.U cent quality. Also .".6 inch Trico' at '23 cents, full of mtv K-e ami LandtKHue in appearance. 100 piecea extra heavy Red-Twill Flan nel, inches wide, at 30 cent regular 50 cent quality, pecially poitaMe for un derwear, and ia the Flannel bargain of the eaon. Careful buyers will do well to write to our Mail 1kif Ih-kthi.nt fcTfampln of above pt ials or other I'ry tzoods val oe. Catalogue free. Mail UrJer Uusinf ss a SjK-c'uiljty. Boggs & Buhl, 115, to 121, FEDERAL STREET AI1EGHZNY, Pa. PUBUCSALE Valuable Real Estate. Ir rinueofan orfirof . imed ont of the rjri ol t-urrm-i -uniT. la., to Uk- owleT ind aurrTcl. I wi.iei- lo put,. uu un Urf ptvniM. t irt So I. on 7.72JlW.l-Vr.JRr, 2i, isno, at 1 e rt t m.. tne f-!I-rir d.nmbed raj er4.u-.-jMr pfofnjr ol LudvH-k fnediia. A lu. 1 ei Tiain trail f land !inate ia NOt JeWTt Toai.niip. tftunmn Co., pa .lr ine b.-Hf-i l-viakk tm!!:M. .rtr'ai,il C VJ I.e-. (..r.iAD XniL ,u.,u SiLj:rt TD. m. B i f t- ht-aja. WiJ ar.d Ja"'Km. T" ako ouiew. oiA?iuii 1 J arTrv U'Tt . ft-. l- wi c.rp.L aod in f"i !ie4 ru:titauoo : itxe i:it,trei at;d e!l iet-J : at.K 1 a-J in at adut ; AfH-e ort tiani aid tufni emina i the tn'MM a r.b o ln"i!, bnt, ad ov j.!ii !bere.. and moaied " uie t-um ftrAft. chur. fi mill aiidftUffe. cai ie t. i o A renaimrart 'f land Kiuate ta PlOf t u T" ci'!;i .in;y. ad Mate .Kw:'1 u-ftumna UnO" ot John fc.ironM-1. Ht-n-rt luiulw J.-un Xiftwe. JaA. Mauri, aad cutier. mTh . , berf.t. Wbite lJu N-rr uk Lur of ibe fr-uui Peaa K. IL TERMS. ' -stK f wo No. 1. aim a Ibe "ale tt enrtrroed bf ti.eemrt ; 9;i-rfri of ameumiirt ta? tftL "t -iirrd w f fud Ut r4 tl liia i m-n eual aunuai :TBntt.fnredT . .,i..f lntft. in V l-twe BA.I to ) K tjd .m wlirrnmlKa.' "ale- f'per eeul ' day ' -m ... tftl Jjt )tt1stnei-t lit ;na. I i tiiUP H. HAIJiV'i e XO. 30. TRADE MAR J' ShBumatism J IT IS THE BEST. I G Itirfi Colambua, O, June 23. 1M Takra wiU rtitSaia 11 jf-n aco o Im4 tlU 6 no rnar ; wed by JmoUi ML Na ratlin kxkx. E. K. EKYAN. t.-rd IS Tr Cr.. Maa BUL Ku, Mareb &.1MS. Mr. JA J. ita. EnJy. Mkhif. Afflxwd with rianaum U tai, i prosouaaed laeicmk: Xit t jnrlciAe. bo vat cored by . Jaeoka Oil amd ba irAtisei tfatn yeaa. S.M.GEAKT. Irait, AT DBOeoirn asa Dcauba. THE CKAKLCt A. VS4ELEI C8-. lattiaara. Ita, m DO ROT PLEDGE Onmelvea to keep abrea.t, Vot to keep the lead overall others in telling yoa rare, AWwIately Pare, aad well Xatar ed, Ripe H kbAira aa4 W iara At price that make all other dealers hoa tle. Just think of it : Orerhalt A CV Pcre Rye, five years old. Full quarta f 1, or 110 per dose a. Ptill better : FiatV tialdVa Wedilar, ten years old. Fell qoaru $l,or 12 per dozen. retter still: Keatarky Boarbos, ten year old. Fall quarts ll-o, or 112 per doien. And one of the most naleable Whiskeya on our !it is The Pike F.k-.wt-Yhb-lp Exikt i (IE EMI El XLS. Full qts. 11. !0 a doc. Ttiere is no Whiskey that has ever leen U1 fial has trrown in favor with the public rapidly as oar old Export, and the Mtiiple rea(n is that it is utterly iinpu&iible.to daplicate it. There will never be any let op in the j urity and fine flavor in any particular of the Pure Calif"rnia Wines we are now sellinc at 50 cent per l-ottle. Full qu.rta, or f-5 per doxen. In makirtr np your orders please enclose rcsUftiioe Money Oder or iTaft, or Rgiter ycur order. JOS. FLEMING & SOX, wanLEAALX AFB ArTAIL DliTJGrG 1ST, riTTSBUBGH, PA. 412 Marker t.. Ct. of Piamond. Oils! Oils! Tb Standard Oil Compact-, of Pittarrt. Pa, rnaat a nec ialty of manufarturi4t fur tb IioiaeftUc trade Ike finest braiida of Illuminating & Lubricating Oils Naphtha and Casoline, That can t male from Petroleum. We challenge cuauuiaa .lib erry kaoara PRODUCT OF PETROLEUM. If yoa wiab. the aaoat nnifuraly Satisfactory Oils IN THE Vmerican !Market, AAk fat aan. Trad fcr eVneraet aad Ti trinity supplied by CVtK A BETRTT9 A!TB FkKAsS at KKR. aejit.'W-!jT. aoaannT. Pa. It is to Your Interest TO BUT TOCw Drugs and Medicines or JOHH H. SKYDER. srcccssoR to Biesecker k Snyder. Sone but the pureM and beM kept ia stock, and when Drugs beoume inert by stand- -ing. as omain of them do, we do svjvt them, ratbey than tm fose on our cuatocaers. Yoa can depend on having your PRESCPJFTIGNS & FAMILY RECEIrTS fi'.W with care. Our price are as low as any otiier first-class bou-e and on many articles much lower. The iie of tills county seera to know this, and have given us a larpe siire of their patronage, and we shall still continue to give them the very beet roods ft if their money. Do not iorget that w make a specialty of FITTIXGr TRUSSES. We fttarantee satisfaction, and. if yoa hare bad trouble in tkis direction, giTe as a call. SPECTACLES AND EYE-GLASSES ia gnat variety; A full set of Test Leosea. Cume in and have your eyes examined. Ko cliArpe tit examination, and we art confident we raa suit you. Come and sea ua. Re-pectfully, . JOHN N. SNYDER. onier SOMERSET, PA., WEDNESDAY, "MIDWAY." Tbe-' a plaacant (uaee called Hid way," ("Tit betweea oar youta aad Aft) But It lakaa aa huag to fin tSiera la our life'i t5-!jl.ked stags ! Tin: T tbe street, arc broad And anadv. And toe rssa and Boiae Aad (1ai Tbat we pats on Lie lone h'caway, Nerrvrrach r enter then Tia place of rot and quiet ; Ti. a llace ml bli cwttpiete ; Battb eulam laiar of eaildouod M ini a louk atraxte Buny oo ita atreel -Ja at Braa(T fc aouid gity pokie W ere toey oa a sua ii k (ova. For at Mida ay " all lc burnca IX the liartita ar tursad kaif down. And Uae ii&t U wA and reatnil Totn eTea sot rry struar. Till U ami BsccaAinx tvl icbta To Ui 4Uiet poe ttjnt- Tbere are won Iran bird at " Midway." And taey aiag. aad Kng, and dc( ! Like tbe little cauiitn-i iftTOus. Cjuallea, rai (,, they bring Fur eack place ILat we bare paaanl throuch On aur lutic, Ijut journey there, Waetc tnere bula a lailigfct fraynas Aud e;biially oo the Lair if old laaie wtiOMikaiiunc Linle kvorkinc tur I ne feet That a ill tome uok in the future Tread ;hikjuct,oid retreat ; Were exla day Marias like the other, Aad lktr twiiif ht Dereren-lf '. Wnert Ibe talk are all iif c-kildnood w lies w meet there old time fhead W beie tn. fiXt of iitUe ciuidrea Nt-tftr tter to aad fro : But wnere tbrpa arc alow aa-1 measured Aud a nere iibtt are turned down low. ft Often there when, I an knitting tredia drop fnua iiAUd. and low ! Tbe red tail of yarn ca bkia..med A. did roae liiig ajvi ( a buaa wnere all the roxw Orew a big aa apple, red ! And mj dream it Mled abb faces Oi the tiring aad lb dead. But the dead are always rosy, Whiit the living ones are pais : For tii living lire at " liklway.'' And tb dead at - Faroff dala." And ia dreaau I, to, am dancing Old lime dance 1 one knew ; But I sake a ben waeue wbipe : " Lojw and abe a grand ma, toe V In Ibis place of rest and quiet, la tb place of biiat complete, 'faerr the colored lamp, of riuidnood Would kii.k ttranjee buug on it5 atrret ; Ia tb uitt piaee emlied - iSiJasr," tb, at lime, my soul dmb yearn Fot tue rolured utifaof bildnoul Tbat could an mtxb tcibtcr bam '. But 1 tali iu w.tb tbe narcuea Whb tarir nieamred to tki In tci, pnarr !arecaiie4 " klduar." bene be ligbu are turned down low. Jlra HciMri. THE TRAMP. BY WILL ILEMB. The slouching figure of a man moved slowly along a dim prairie road. Ilia pantM-nts were Ih read bare, and his gener al appearance presented a picture of wretchedness and wanL A cold March wind was blowing over the dry, dead grans, and patches of ahad ew and sunlight were chasing each other over an unbroken waste of prairie. The man drew his thin cjat more close ly about bits, and shivered as a keener blael than uual swept around him. " ints a perty pass yer coaie to, Jim Skinner," said the E;rure ia the road. Ye have been trampia all day without a bite ter eat, and ef ye git anythins, yer going ter have ter bag yas, bag 1 And he threw out his hand with a ges ture of diadain, and quickened his pace, a floj-h of shame and humiliation mount ing bis thin, paleface. " Who'd a-thought ye'd ever come ter thisT he exclaimed, almost fiercely. " What did yer ever come west fcr Ter git land ! chtp land land fcr almost nothin' .' ' Rich land 'that's whiat they said" be laughed a sort of choking laugh '"cheap land rich land buflklo wal lers aikaly water an ager 1" There was a look of vexation and infi nite disgust pictured on his face as he strode onward. For six ruopths Jim Skinner bad been " holding a claim, and bad battled with all the hardships and privations that fall to the lot of the poor who Fe?k to make a home for themselves in the '"Great Ameri can LVserL" lie had lived in a dug-oat, worked bard and half starved himself pent all the money he had, took tbe ague, and lived in his hut help'eas, till a; Last star vation bad driven him forth, weak, half sick, and afoot, to look for some kind of work among the cattle-men to gaia his daily bread. Mile after mile he had trudged along, with ik sign of habitation to break tbe monotony, save now and then the rode cabin ordug-out of some poor claim-bolder, who, like hiinself, was struggling with dire misfortunes and battling with wanL It was near the middle of the afternoon. He was bow Bearing that part of the prai rie country which was monopolized by tbe grviil caltle-tut-n, and was called tbe range." A oiiie further on was a small cattle ratch. He fclt weak and sick, and be knew be could not continue his journey much lurthtr w ithout rest and something to ext. If he could not gH work at th first place he could not go further be not have sonifthing to eat aould be be compelled to beg? He bail no money nothing to give but hi clothes. A bitter siuile stole over his face. There weie no rgn4 oa the racge He quickened his pace, and harried. A few, minutes later be paused in front of a large frame building, surrounded by nu merous barb- ire corrals. Lie stood for a moment in the road, irresolute. If be failed to get work, should be ask for a lodging and souir'rjking to eat ? His face flushed at the thougiiL Work? What could he do in bis present weak condi tion? Nothing. He turned toward the building. Dave Foster, the owner of the cattle ranch, came out of tbe building and aaw the slouching figure standing still Ln the road. What are yoa prowling around here for?" be demanded, casting a look of dis trust on tne forlorn looking object before him. " 1 I'm lookin' fcr work," stammered Jim Skinner, hardly knowing bow to an awer tbe Larsh question. " A likely story," was the answer. " I guess yoa are ooe of those fellows that lock tor work in the day time, and other people's cattle by night. CVar oat I I've had enough of such as yon already.' A hot flar-h mantled Jim Skinner's face for an instant, and then disappeared, leaving him as pate as death. He tried to speak, but the words stock in his j throat. He mastered his emotions with 1 set ESTABLISHED 1827. a great eaSr. He tamed opon the speak er. bis breath eotniog in gasps. " At? ye oaf ter say that ter me ter meT bespoke with a great effort. "Some time not nof I'll make yoa repent this " The words Ai on his lips. "Move on!" eommanded the cattle man, gruffly ; land mind how yoa threat en me, or I may put a bullet through yoa now." i - Jin Skinnar turned eway, s:ck and diary a tumult of anger and mortifica tion surging tlirrragb. his breast " An' this is Ibe way I'm treated, is it," he mutu-red. fA tramp an outcast br nd.-d a i tjief i thief!" His eyes Hashed, hi bom heaved, his breathing became heavy and kbored. Hi shut bis tiaails tightly, and trudged on. i Dave Footer stool for several moments watching the igure of the stranger mov ing dow n the snad. "Blast me.'Mie muttered, "if I don't believA I made a mistake in that fcllow, after alL Bat be looks seedy enongh, though, for anything: ; and how's a fcllow to tell the genttine from tbe boirus? I've had so many cattle stolen of late, that I've began to sJpaot every stringer I see." He turned and re-entered the house. Nearly a mile further on, Jim Skinner came to a small frame bouie. He felt that be could not go much further. He most stop somewhere soon, or fj.ll by the roadside. He would make one more effort one more trial and if be should tail His face paled look of despair came into his eyes. "He approached the door of the hou, and knocked. A man came to the door with a book in bis band. "I am weak and and hungry," be faltered. I must stop somewhere. 1 have no money This is a school-boose," answered the man at the door, shortly, and then closed the door in Jim's C tee. He turned away, a look of despair on his thin, white face. All the world seemed to grow dark about bim. Where would he go next? He hardly knew. He blood iu the road, the cold March wiud blowing about hiiu, fluttering bis tattered gwu.ei.ls aul sweeping through the locg grass with a sharp, biasing svand. He turned and walked slowly down the road, just as a score of children, re knaswd from school, i&ued from the school house door and scattered', going in differ ent directions to their home, where bright fires and happy smiles awaited them. Why should be struggle againt fate ? What did the world huid fjr him? Noth ing ! Why not die by the ro4uide and be done with it? No one would uiisn bim A sound of harrying fcet behind Lim interrupted his reverie. He turned, aiid saw a liule girl, with a cloud of Bafirilrittti m "bright," tw eel face, out ot w hich looked a pair of large, blue eyee, running after him. Piease wait, won't you?" she cried, almost out of breath. I beard yoa say you were hungry, and and " she psu-J ed and looked at him tiini isy if you'll take this" opening a tin pail which she carried in her hand " uuuie dices of bread and a piece of cake. I wanted one of the girls to come w iih tae, but she said you were an old tramp, and would hurt me But you won't though ail! yoo r He gazed at ber a moment, unable to speak. Hurt you ? Heaven bless you, child r he exclaimed. Who would hurt an augeir His voice trembled. Tears came into bis eyes. He sank down into the grai by tbe roadside, and covered his tce with his bands and wepL She stood looking at him, wonder and sympathy pictured iu her large, beautiful eyes, bhe approached and laid her hand gently on his shoulder, aud put the piec es of bread and cake in bis lap. - " I'm sorry if 1 made you cry,', she said, a touch of tetidernt si in her voice. fche bent dawn quickly and biased him. " Taere 1" s.'itj said. l'ui not afraid of you, am. I T The next moment she was gjne and hurrying op the road to overtake her comnong. He aat there for some time, trying to eat the pieces of bread and cake sue Had dropped in his lap, out despair bad de prived bim or any desire for food. He walked on stoaly, barjiy knoaicg or caring a hat be did. The wind was utcrcWiag ia its fury, aad sweeping through tJe Ijug graces with a weird, diaiual aouud. Kink of tawoey, purple clouds lay along the riui of the horizjn, out of w hich siiuitea tiians of flaming yellow ligtil Jroui tue makii.g bua beyuiid. i'reseiitly a veil ofsuijke ssept over bis head, and a diower of black cinders coiuuienctl to fall about biui, while the air, ail of a j iieu, w as laden with fames of amrumg veUlion. He lamed. Jin awful siglit met his gaie. Tue prairie was on Sirs '. Great columns of black smoke were rolling across the prairie ; and the red flames, leaping and. roaring in tbe gale, were rushing down toward where be stood, not a quarter of a mile away ! Several school-children came running down the road and pa-J, crying with fright as they ran. Far behiod.them, her hat oft, ber loce, yellow hair flying in the wind, came the little girl who bad left bim a fsw mo menta before, the roaring flames rapidly gaining opon her. He altered a groan, and ran toward ber as fast as bis weak and tottering limbs could carry bitu. Every breath of wind was now Lidea with dense clouds of smoke and heat, and black with flying cinders. He saw ber stagger as she ran then torn partly around and sink down in the road, just as be reached her side. He lifted her hurriedly in his arms, desperation giving bim strength, and turned and ran with her as fast as he could, staggering as be went.' Oh, God r If I should lose my lite," ke gasfisd ; " help me to save her .'" A dense cloud of smoke enveloped bis form : tbe beat grew intense ; great ton gues of crimson flame leaped high in the air, and roared behind bim, and mingled their sound with tbe rushing w ind. Dave Foster, the catUe-man, stood near one of the corrals, engaged in conversa JANUARY 22. 1800 tion with torn cowboys who bad jost ridden op. " We've rode all day," one of the cow boys was saying, but can't get sight nv any uv the the pesky cattle-thieves." " A suspicious character passed here about an hour ago," answered Dave " and I wouldn't lie sure but he may be one of them." " I guesa h'it won't le very healthy for him if we run across him," eaid one of the cowlioys. " You bet h'.t won't," sanctioned an- (Ifor. " Goeas we'd rope bim inter a leetie j partLership with a tree," replied the oth er, with a harsh Laugh. What's that erooke coming from?" asked Dave, pointing toward tne school house. " A tire a tire !" he exclaimed. ' My God, boys: the frairie is on fire .' and my Ltlle Knnie my child ' my child 1 be will be burned Heaven help her." He half dragged one of the cowboys front his horse as he spoke, and spring ing into the saddle, dashed away in l!m direction of the fire, Allowed by a half dozen cowboys. J'very moment the fire was spreading and great tongues of red flame were leap ing w idely against a sable background Oii rolling smoke. "Heaven help ber I my child! my child !" moaned Uie father as he spurred on his burae. A iins of tire was burning slowly against the ind.Onard tbey swept toward thie, their horses rearing wildly as they ap proached, then leaed through it, aud dashed into the black, smoking track of the lire that was sweeping onward with tbe wind. The school -bouse was in flames, but no one near iL They galloped widely about hardly knowing what cuurte to take. "Here !" called out Dave ; "tbey have gone for tbe patch of newly broken U yonder. 1 see some one there now." Tbey all tl&died off in tbe direction of lLe strip of sod that lay a little way to the north. They reached Uie place, and found a little suitd of school-cu.ljren who hau made their eecaie to the place. "Where is my child?" the father scream ed, hoar!. Bu. no one knew. ue was coming down tbe road over there where we passed," answered one of the children. "My tiod ! she is dead dead!" moan ed the grief-stricken father, and gailod back over tbe road be had jast traversed. On every aide Lay a black desolate waste of smoking, ash-evtrewnprairie. Siddeuly one of tbe cow boys altered a shout, and tbey all hurried to tne spoL In a little ravine by the road-aide Lay tbe fjriu of a man. and near bim. on a patch of hard sand, stood little Annie, unharmed. -Thank God ! my child is alive V ex clai ued Dave Fouler, leaping from his horse and clasping her in his anus. Her hair was burnt, her face blackened with CyTr.g3rr3cTw aa J ashes, tout otherwise she as uuharoied. Tne cowboys were bending over the provtrate mail near by. "l'oor fellow I'm afraid he's dying, said one of them, in a low voice. ' Little Annie began to cry. Jti, papa,', she sobbed, "don't let hiindie he was f good ; w hen they had all left tue w here I fell down in the road, he came and car ried me here." And then she told how he had run with ber, while she, was only half conscious, to the lit tie ravine, and then taken elf his coat and wet it is a pool of water and placed it over her; how he had stood between ber and the flames a they had swept down upon lliem, baUiing with them till it was over, then suns, down by her side. Water had been brouzht, and the parched face and hands were bathed. He seemed to revive, and made an effort to peak. Dave Foster knelt by his side, and rais ed bis head opon his lap, and held bis ear close to the dying man's lips. "I she safe ' he whispered faintly. "Yes,'' aa.wered Foster, his voice huky with emotion. "Heaven bless your noble scu! !" Then he looked at the face of tbe stranger closer, and started bac k. Ob, my God! my GL'" he exclaimed : "It is the man I drove from my door to day as a thief God help me iHe rturt not die he shall not die." He threw his arms about the dy ing man and wept bitterly. "Speak to me V be cried, choakingly : "tell me that that oh. Heaven ! he is dead ." Tbe cowboys UooJ about with ooc-ov-ered beads, their cheeks wet with tears. He w as dead. isjong hands lifted him tenderly, and bore hiiu a'-ross the black desolate prai i ie. Eyes, w hich a short time before look ed upon him with distrust, now filled with tears as they beheld his c&lm, stiil fai-e. " if-' fl dianr all jnalSce rca rA tbe !ave T uk ia re wonnr i i bi. ma?.- eve. An iva lo tbe uil bat.,! act ft. tlx? trval A power loal euTKAl life to Ihciu denied. We Point with Pride" To t'ae "Good name at home," won by Hood's SarsapariHa. Iu Lowell, Mass.. where it is prcpireJ, there is more of Hood's .Sarsapariila told than of all other medicines, and it has given the best of aat isfiftCtioa since its introduction ten yearvCago. This could not be if tbe medi cine did not possess uieriL If you suffer from impure blond, try Hood's Sarsapar iila and realize its peculiar curative pow er. Cheerfulness is essential to tbe sick room. For this reason a sunny room, or one with a south or east ouMook, is to be preferred to all others. Even in cases where it is essential to darken the room it is better to use a senny room, because tbe light can be shut out readily with opaque shades, and a sunshiny room is more easily aired than a room where tbe sun does not shine, the sunshine being itself a powerful disinfectant Where there is no objection, it is vastly better f ir tbe patient to enjoy the presence of sunshine. The old-time theory that a sickroom should be partially darkened in order to present a suitably solemn as pect has given way to exactly tbe oppo site method. Everything bright, pleas ant, and cheerful, from the glowing grate fire on the hearth to tbe pots cf bright, blooming plants in the windows, may form a part of ita furniture. Cheerful ni.Cnm that ar vrTOriaH v -hanstt if ; : . : ' possible, ana bright, pleasant I urn it are I are desirable in such a room. ' He To" One Way of Doing; Good. Ttere are a great tcaay ways of do'rg good. Ooe may give money to promote benevolent enterwisea : one may give time and labor to helping along work J ing. The physician lire m a very mt araong the needy : one may give orzAn- j ern establishment. N 4 only ia there a ixing talent, stimulating word, valtjable j special night-hell, be; a speaking tube suggestions. Many who cannot bflp in i connects the tWrstep. with the bead of any of thse ways may do good by simp- j his bed. Tbe practiial joker has bad It bavin? a cWrfu). wil ir.?, happv ' fun i".h this. lie has been coming j spirit in bim. With this spirit, all who a .a 1 " near la or ,cw"r j within six feet of them are mfecte.1. Our poet Holmes sav s everr loveiv woman has an atmospberea-at her six men ne sfm; icrmor anu ru g ie feet in diameter of grace, mercy, and night N.-11 and bowl up the speaking tuhe peace. Mere contiguity to t.ech a woman j a if a whole resim.'r.t of niXhers-in-ia a bh-kinift In her atroosi here tbe ! Iaw on the ct-xt U.x k had ten-mincte sun shines, the flowers bloom and send forth frscrance. and noxious things hide themselves. The mosquito of p. the serpent c.f siander, the ghoul of de- traction shoo her presence. She does good sinipiy by being. We have jars of prt i-.-urri in our rooms j to make thetn delightful to tbe oifjtctory ! sense.'' Every ingredient in each jar : lends itself totbeeiTect produced. We j add one sweot cxior and sn'ther and ; another to heighten tbe richness and ; delicacy of the fragrance. Each individual is a Hr of t-f imrri. Every fatuity, capacity, quality in him lends itelf to the toUl effect he product- upon bis fellows. His gcol q-uiitie- manifest themselves to the spiritual ol- factories; tbe evil ones likewise. How we rejoice when we perceive a pood man, pure and true; a gracious woman, sin - rannlno V mv m-ipr know- their names or their histories, but they photograph themselves opon our minds and hearts, and we think the better of ourselves and more kindly to our fellnw roen for having seen and felt their influ ence. "I love to visit Mrs. G "said a lady the other day; "he lives in a liule two- rx.med-flat. she economies c!e!y, for she has to,bat she is so cheerful, so con- tented, so happy, that I come away feel inz tbankful for every thini I do thiiik she c;iu trump np more b'eir.g- to the s juare inch than any jersn I know." A r-nt!e, liieerfu, kiniiy spirit in whosesoever found is a ben fai-tion to every one w ho cottie in conta'.-t with it. ( JinVmn A'Uvcxtf. Taking Care of the Sick. Being one of two giris, and our mother beins quite ill, says a writer in the Bos ton Miji, it was our duty as well as oitr pleasure to wait upon her. My sis ter being away ia daytime, she waited on mother at night and I in the daytime. I bad not very great eurcrss in making ber comfortable, but a soon a-? filter came home and bad been with her a short time mother would feel very touch better. I began to think cut what cooid cause the difference. For one thing it was loving attention and forethought. I have jiutaa much affection for our mot ti er, but hal not thought enoueh to bo my affection when ill. One can wait on a sick person and thiuk she is doing ail she can, yet there will be soiiiethin;: Lacking. If hot cloths are to I applied and replaced they should be bandied as though the patient hail not some infec tious disease. Liirty cliches, spoons, etc., need not be left in the room, but can be quietly removed without being as-ked to do so. Anything that can be done with out referring t tbe sick one should be djne. If it is the mother who.U sick, no family discussions should 1-e referred to her, as is asuai when she is well. This is a good time fjr children to practice relying on them:lvs, and not run to mother witb ever small trouble. If there is pain or distress in head, chet or shoulders, cold feet, etc., the hair can j 1 ent;v brushed, which ia verr sooth- i ing o the nerves. Back or chest can be rubbed with the hand and maie n.uch more comfortable. A hot water bottle can be applied to the feet. The hands and Lice can be bathed w ith warm water once or twice a day an 1 the hair brc-h-ed and made smooth, and it is remark able how much brighter and fre?i.er a person jll look and feel after this atten- I tion. A sick person should cot be left alone for any length of lime, bat should be sat with and read to if desired, as j though one liked to be there ith the sick person. In serving a meal to a sick person, whatever it is, it should be serv ed up in a dainty manner, not much in I quantity, and prepared with love. We may have love in our hearts, but it is the outward expression that tells the story and the sick one will lee! it, loo. What He Discovered. A handsorcely-Jresse'l yourg woman entered a crowded street-j:r. A 3ocg whiskered old fcllow, wearing a diny slouc h hat and a suitof homespun cl'Xlies. g t up and said : "Mi, take my seaL I d..n't look hi well as these here jrentieinen" noddirg at several men "but I'vedisl.i'ere-1 that I've got more poorness.1 The young woman sat doan wiilioot thankir.g the old fcll jw ; and slyly w ink- ing at a woman whom sae knew, whis- pered: How do you like my gallant con r try boosier? Don't yoa think that he would cot quite a figure in a dime museum? "Miss, said the old fcllo v, with a sinile which clearly bespoke his un-oriri'ius- ness of tbe unlaJyl.ke ridii-ule, "I bleve I left rcy pocket-book tbar on that eat. Will you please get op a minit ? The youg woman got up. The old fel- low sat down, and stroking his wLLkers, remarked : "B'leve I'll just keep on a seltin' here Miss. I stood up so lunch at the dime museum jist now that I'm sorter tired. I've g da leetie more politeness than these here gentlemen, but I have diskivered that 1 ain't got nigh sj much sense." Jtrltrhtr TraTtlcr. How are Your Eyes'.' When the average man or woman come to 1 fitted with the first pair of ! glasses some curious discoveries are made. ! Seven out of ten have stronger sight in one eye than theother'. In twocases out of Sve one eye is out of line. Near one half the people are color-blind to some extent, and only one pair of eyaa out of ' every 15 are all right ia all respects. troii Frt I'". Keep your tongue in your month if yoa dont want chapped lips, is a doctor's aaviCe. Bars to raatrioaon tbe fiont gate. V 541 .Jl. O WHOLE XO. 2009. Evened !t Up. If a prominent phvr.ician over la the northwest hasn't got e'en wiih oneprao tii-a! jker, then it doesn't lie in the tell- j "V-cg about 1-V a. m .and standing on I t,A A n ,u w, ; 4 a aa..a.nAs at a .1 1 .a r f H i ft 1 Sin f 51 V ; 'C . ' n. h ; his sides ached thinking how funny be i was sn-i wnat a oi t me ae was nanu. j cholera and were dy nz by the ma.jon ! And the poor, "ire.! doctor would ! r"u'' out cf ll fir,,: ?'t "nJ j "hello" down the tube. Then the fanny ! ntan woui.i say : "Dots Dr. J live here?" -Yes." "Have you lived hire long?" "For twenty year?. Who are yoa? What the Ma r do you want V "Jest want To know why yoa don't move ; that's a I. Ta ! U !" And then the fijinv man boances j down into the street and scoots borne. i here he laughs for half an hour I straight. ' He didn't Liugh w much the other j night. The d.artor was loaded for him. j He knew that laah aul that yell, and j he stuck a fjnnel in the tn?iean i i-oare-l j ia two q'UM if is fortis, Sufford's 1 indelible ink. liouM irlue. lye, and a few chemi al whitlkof u. ruienL It gurgled and gurg'.ed f -r one tecond, then struck Djfuony in the ina yx as be opened his mouth for another bowl. It came with a thirty foot. fail and a ten pound presftire to the sq-iare inch. He swal lowed a pint betur-i be could get his j mouth shut, and the impromptu hose j played away al! over bis ftce and si'k j hat and shirt front, and dress suiL It was a roof-raiser, anu cur!ei him np like a cockroach on a hot shovel. It wilt cr t the deenr f for plumb ing, but he gr r.s ei ery time he thinks of it. Mrs. Ah Lee's Philosophy A Chinese tea ru-rv!ant in xsmall town in Cdlif-irnia came h 'ne from San Fran ciscooneday w i. his new w ife. for whom, according U cu.-toni. be had paid a great amonnt. It s on sprx-ared that she was as pr ad of the tratle as he was. Ah Lee permitted the wifc and daugh ter of h s chief cato Tier, 'Squire Hadley, I to pay Lis young wife a visit of courtesy an unusual privilege. -II jw do yu like our Little city, Mrs. Ah Leer asked Mr. Hadley. "It must seem very qiiet Lt-re after noisy San r'rancisco." "Me no bear heap noise down Sa' Fan-"sc-V replied Mrs. Ail Lee. with dignity. "I suppose not,"" said Dora Hadeiy. "Your women an. girls are not a'.lowd toco about in the way we do. I should think you'd j t-t burger and thirst to go shopping and boy tt ings ; den't you ever? You buv. no sb"f pee ?" There w as a light of pride in the dark, almond eves, a haug ity turn to the queer shaped head, aa 1 .Mr. Lee replied with the feniaiae emphasis: "Melican U-ly wa k, walk, walk ; buy heap drives; peni heap dollars. Chi carnon lady cjst h.ai heap dollar?, for whv Chinamon la lv tav bv she." A Tradition cf the Harpers. A constant fign e around Franklin Square i that of J. Thorn Harper of tbe great publishing hoise of that name. He is a tail, hindsonie. blonde gentleman, wiih the uiUftclesat.d gait of a profession al atii'ete. Althc irU the possessor of a great fortune, he i as aasiJuoos in his attentions to busiieas a any clerk in that vast establi-hr.ient- He is very pnp- ular aiuong Lis mj!'yes. A curious feai lire about him an i the other mem- l lers of his family is that they are al! ad ! dressed by their middle names rather than by their first or last. On account of a tradition in the house hold, neatly every male child is given a first naaie beginning with a J. and in order to distinguish themselves among one another they isi? the first initial and the middle came. The habit started in Uie early family, and has extended all along the line. A stranger calling there and af-king for Mr. J. Harper would j probably be mt by a blank look of j astoniahaient. Only by knowing the j ruiddie name and asking for the person who 1-ore it, coul 1 he easily find out tbe gentleman he wished to see. Xm I'sri .S'-ir. Move cn. or Quit- Fsnuicg i t:iore progrsivs than al most any other brine h of in-bistry. If a 1 faru.r ! n-' keep step wiih the ad- vancing progress o the ago, be had bet ter seek .me nth'-r employmenL It is j no use to se'I out ind seek some richer j soil or more pipitioas climate. Work, constant and iu!e ligent. is required is j all climes and lam's. Cultivate habits of j grater economy, but do not skimp ! pourself or family. Stop the leeks and j the wastes. Cim;etition is more pres- ! sing and more inteiiigent than in the j daysjnst paL Hive better iiu piemen ts j and take letter ca-e of thetn. Breed and ! keep only the m ist profitable class of stixk, make their stable warmer, and j prepare their food w ith more rare and feed it to them luore regularly. Have arrangements mi'ie for work for rainy or storm v dais. Arrange the farm and stock) that suiamer will not be one grand rush and winter a season of idle ness!. Move out of the old ruts bat not out of tbe sute or neighborhood. Make everything count anil carefully count everything. Oa a farm, as elsewhere, a man seldom rises higher than his aim. If a farmer g-ts ahead and wins, it is be cause be is a busimi man. and directs bis farm oa business principles. va j A "Sovereign" that Cost $1. I. David Ken nedy's Favorite Reme- ! dr, of Rn!cut. N. Y is known to be a i certain cure fcr Nervousness, lability, . and the ills peculiar to women. This ; sovereign remedy stimulates the stomach i Kidneys and liver to a healthy action. : For all trotbies of the blood and urinary : organs it has no equal, and a bottle, ; which costs only one dollar, should be ' in every bouse , Good Roads and RjjJnakir-.jf. There a bo q"ti-Hj before ;h pe..-'e of the United ute to .Lit, j-erha;". wiich h S! h a pnert-s! l.eriiig which reaches the i"ten?M ari l j .-; cf so soany j-eopl a g'l r-ia.'s. V. have be n wr-.4'.lng w ith thi- r- l 'ri here in this c ?y tin.e .Kit of n.in !, h 1 in the country cbcricts it has I m a most inportnt i.-aije evr sin- the road was legally Laid out. Lery -i-ca'tora! S.niety in thi SiteiiA iwn d lift twit ng ;tbe road qTi-!rtr:.!a-l-! f-i every on tin jfiue' U)Xpri:r,,t jir.-: the roads we not hate and a aincei prayer for something bt:er. R l?a;; s are high, aa all ksaw, while roai well known to be slmost uoitervi y bad. Poor roads areroatly in the u,a'Vr of torse fiewh aa waiiiasvrLicie. pay tbr good roads and get bad m. Foil of chuck holes and cotereel w '.U breaks from end to end, they are an ob ject of dread to ail wbo hare t :: the oa. Agricultural and ol'ser j ors a in vain protest ain all th.s. !;: rjaU are no better t'riau lfre, u i there is no reasonable esperiA:i..n ti-.r- will be afhacge f--r the be. ter -n ta near future. All this is the mote aggravating ;.r:l we hear how excellent the Lighasta i f Earope are. During the past wju.u-i-rw eral traveler have borue aai pie :-si.iu .r y in thee coiuainstj the sii.r: -r es ti lecce of the rua.ls of Great B.-.t.iu a;;i CoutineDttl Europe. Tuey Lve i: r i breaks at all, no ruts, no uiu 1 !."-, I .t a hard, well lirained rl be-.l. f n -rao'.-to men and aciuials, an ! wiriij'r. ! universal cuuiuiendation cf a.! who st-e them. Mr. Joseph Pennell, who i :!i i. is , traveled over a great deal c f W,-:. rra Europe on bicycles, has written a:i .m teresling account of the r ja ut. i t road-making that he saw f .r a t. . : nnuilr of ili-jvr' li. "The roa-lway is wide enough I t t.. i or three teauis to puss. l-r- .1 a swtep of beautifully ke gra-s- a-, i yond again two great, ilcep gutlers. Side of which i a bahk of earth :. .' r than the fields which it b-i'u U, k-ei-:ii; all the water, if there sho-i 1 W a:., I ick in the tidis an ! c if t.ie r.- Every hundred feet or so. cit in ; e '.. by taking turf out, is a s it.,' z through which any wter wl.'nt, n-. fail in the ro-l is drained into ti e 1 i -er gutier. As yon ri.le along V'-u .1 see that the road is diviied ly cio!-i-tin signs with cantonniers tin them. V-ar these signs, which are usually al.-it a mile apart, yoa will find a man bteak.r.g stones small enough to go thr.-ugh a - -inch ricg, piling the bn.ken ' ..;;e c:- !'! symmetrical mass like a h :. r . ,. wnich niust exact'y fit into a srV"ii fraaie whic'a the cactunriier -, -r iL Tiese Stone-breaer- at- y r spring, summer an 1 autun.s. 1 1 i.- .- a will 1 picking np the tiro: ping. :i . . -road, paiting them ia a he.- ..:r. . : n another part of which is f.-es.'i :. 1 to sprinkle over the p'ia.-e, a: 1 they , a-ry rakes and brooms to to icli up a:.y perfectijcs on the surface, f r U a thing as a lxe stone or a iua.p -f .l;t is almost unknown. Havirg o'l.o. 1 up anything which n:ay Lave fji en ; . .. pacing carts or wagjtis for t-ie l.-.r.--s' hoofs do not kick tip the surface f t -road, nor do the wheels gr;n l i.-.t . i' each goes over the whole -f his a:lo'.',t-i space with a broom about ten fc-t 1' ' .'. sweeping off the sand, which ii taT- i away and stored fjr future u-e. r -. i. This ia kept up daily front Api.i i. -tober, and so thoroughly liiat, t;-...i;g:; 1 have traveled over the roads of 1 in both tbe driest and wet;e-l sj :mi,r- and autaois. I have never fo-.n-i h.i a-i inch of mod or dast on trie .rani-s Routes. "With the beginciag of IK :.'.-r ar. i the rainy season an inspector o-i.hs f-t though for that matter he is aire t always traveling up and down f . -irl by a large gtng of men. one or -a. r stearo rollers, which, if the di.n.-t t far from a tjn, p'lil sfier ih- tri s.o;-y vans in which the men live. The pt ;. erly broken stone is then .'rad evenly over the road and interiices filed ;.. with smaller stones an-1 pebb'es. the refuses from the s nailer st-:ff : over t! is spread a Layer of rhalky or c:ayt y earth, which had beencarte-1 ar. i i ej; . i there in neat piles "luring the su::iier. Wliat we would call marh-iiH ily is rva out of the whole mess wiih vaVr '.a t. . gutter, which the engiDe pumj s ti.o.ngli tbe hose. Thesteaiu riler then pjra-ies op and down the so face for a !.iy -r s... trtls and guards p"t up to '.!; passers by fnnu driviiigon the g--.-s. by the middle of iri'er ti.e wl.-ve-:r-face is so perfect that in a ri le t'ir the Voeges in the early r r'..':g. a;:i..,'.::i there were high snow be i. its on t :;. sides, the road having !-en cl- a:-o. in 1 although frost was coming ip .r.il t.t" :: e ground, it was corujiaraiiveiy ea-y '. ride on a light bicycle, itiste 1 f -,hg obliged to drag it through a c f no, ;. This is a description of ti.e act iai in wbicu French roa Is are kept ;;i rejlr by the department of ponts et tiia i'. The same system is more oi less carried out in Germany and Italy." Every person who ha ever ! in Europe confirms this report cf the .v.-; roads there. Tney are ail g"--i , 1 . o-r are no bad ones. Will any one ; r- r 1 to say that we can't do io-re :.jr ir.- y bave tt-en loing fr a hun -i over there? Hari'y. ..-ner r '.j'-t we shall porie the saine c-ri'-e i . rj. We rcight as well l-egin c.;a. acd : throwing money away. W;.ta H;i where shall the new iii-p r.-il . n 1 ushered ia ? A Case of Abd jction. A coopie w ho appeare-1 to have W a " ed a long distance over a conMrr J.'gn way. and to be mia an! ti.e ' wrangling on the nwrth por' co - i' il - City Hall, yesterday, when a p i.iv.i. n approached and asked what is ?i;e matter. "She's kicking up a rucpus '" iepi.e i the man. "Weil, what is it ? "Why, we've been inarrie-1 ai - ir a year," said the man, "a-n! e c'oj't t along togetlier. I sai l we' 1 U tr .. -vorce, and she said she'd take arv: me eo." ""vren, Jim I sai 1 sevea." "You said five." "Where were you goin,; to ?t 1 vorce?" asked the o;'i-er. "In here. That's wha we cai.e i t. Soon's we eit it, I'm io!n to f aca-U." "I said seven dolla-, Jim," rat ir '": e wife. "Yoa said five." "even." "Five." "ts-ven, or I won't sigi." "You've gotte- fur fcve." Tbe officer protee.Je.1 biero:g"'.vn i' e couple a little on thedivnee q-iesti-,r. and when he g"t throogh lie hhs'. ai, I said: "If I cant gel a di.-r rre then I'll si dart myself." "Then I'll sbdoc'. fter you," r; I.-l the wife, ard as he started down tl-.e stree' the trotted along at his heels, ai l wag prepared for aay design he i:,-.-;;t make. Chops can be tnade a beaa'.iftii n Itr t olor by cookizig them in piper. 'Ami