t .:r?et .--a Herald. t Thrffr is t ri fx ,1 . 1"" r-r. , r-1?rJ t-t' r. - ;h-e orsrtn !. a.-' j .t .. ; liri-i l-'iec1 grt -s ii., .. , . i!-.'.-''!' j, .-..., , ;t l.l.iy I t.ti-sei.t. w-K.i-f .Senr. f Su:t a 1 !'.: a. twenty f ir i;on- it w-vi'.'i rx ine-rV-aei.Hi -n-l f r!i4a .l.i.i r?'T 1 us. It r !.. an a .'. :. f-esfc s,:..-e ' it is ei. .V-.it! y a g-u: U.i;;g " I h-.-cii't rurr. f.;;,, a; 'I.- : -tt:;.e t:s I admit that i gre.a -:ur,r 1 i i i .) i 1 CTi tlOIli tier ft . Ob JL LiLo ai tl ) I ;. j v ' t j . - ?c lv.ied tint;! j ., r -!-. . 1 x j ..... . -. : oe L-.-i lake '.'"'-l IlifjTil j .-i: ; tcrti.e sulerp- 1 1 .; ' ou ; -.t. """-i" il IS- i -.Fi.ie.-f i..- fu-mt-r m j Tr. Sovsmsrr lIimaxD, SoaiRsrr, Pi.. ,0 i.i 1 11 1 if I ID s- .1 : nuns caa n-i t pr-jTrj u. EST-AjBILISHDEjD 1827. Ii t L Sty ii 1 a.-:.:j.'. f ' " ' . r. . A T I.A'V. i ' ; i- " '' '-' I- ; : v!.T. la H. ITi'u 'oaerwet. Pa. LY-AT-IAV. ,.i .KNHV-AT-UAW. .mcrset, T. A . ri".N'LY-4T-I.AW. ! ' - - -:-' t ;! !:: win- j ... r..4r;. im Aim wui rotv. I f. V. EL Errna. I ::; ,t ;riTi:r ., ; .. i..:.v--Ai'-i.AW. ... -1 t thHr 'r will be i. ''!'. ui. 3'.ce ua KSf.V aT-I.aw. ; - .; ! i.'1 a.jj.nr. :'ir .tu:.u?. -AT-LAW. : iV-AT-LAW, r.!n. r't. Pa., I ;i ..srY-AT-LAW, : Hid! .i !-0: t'tlMUfM l- v L. c roL..v I ""'.u-t. skv.AT-Mw. I Sin;tr',t. Til. . r i a..'4 !: i'1! .ill- j . . vf'-l;i .r j .i.ijie on rea- ' i awt. Fa. ; ., A 2": i' CIrt iu SUnli :;vk HAY, i , ! I.A " . j . - n r. . F.-mbw. w ill atrtrn-1 m all - iu Lit .are ;ia promi4ua t rT:r.. A.I jt.SY AT-La'V. S.aiert. Pa. i t. a'l -.i;te et;tnll.-.l -t-U .t !l.l-.'UiU8. dfcC. Cf- "AN AM - -1 t. Zf.'S. S.-MtHrr. Pa.. ;.l ;"t: K !f'. I'lT- wl.t. of . t..tt ui iiie-.ftt:r dt j ' llit ,.u Main -it. . Lri'.'llAKE' litem rt-siac iiit: ou i .'.'TKKi:. I -i.fir!- 'i.y -;) ?in'ri't fw the m:i.li:n'. -'i .a.:.v it i'mrf'-y.) nf ! t. - a - '. vir -;iory. 4.'!t!tc in tilt M V. .v i tirt!. com '-it i I-v'rT. PWk. ii i;r-Hir. he . a j.' ' i ice Lol k. m.lij-:?. -r.-. . -ti P.rTT f,ir the pnw- -'""- t-.) :r.:i:?. m j PRrrn? -t l. ;.,i. :j oftlw rsiunl .4latea. H.CES MODERATE. -t'-r-i W.;il & 2MUT- .a.' ( 1 --irvt-l. FF.'dAN", h TAILOU 'A'"' H. ffl,y Kiopf.) V ", and IowoKt Trtt-. ACTION CUARAKTEED. Somerset. Pa. -1-UTiCN NOTICE. '. ..y it tnurt, tin- J. ' , . . K H HUM'! tltlH )t t i" ! J.-mtT. A.m . . - ' x," '. ;-v.t :;y mtiuut; 1.11- .1 ' . '"" an. in tut tiand. , ,,s " i.-r..u. IIlJi,-l.u-.l u J - ' : ft. u e; Ji.Flt. ilONTETrK -"a-HANT TAILOR. i Vaaa-Yii liLt.i.) 6XEVr, "A. ii..'u UujwtHBl, auU TOL. XXXrni. TRADE MARK For Strains and Sprains. Evidence, Fresh, New. Strong. , nnt, Tim fcotrwj Twn. im. B 1 nr, a tA aid K KM pw U XI luotiia M- i. WAI.U.C3. On rmtrhe. Cwkrltf. otw. t. ts. Two mti on crvuM froa str&liM4 ftiuj.- w4 tlT bat. wu m. Jk. rt-ara f &:s At rrouTs as3 Dkaleb. THE CHRIX$ . 3GELE8 CO- e!timor. Kl Dress the Hair V.'itli Ayer'a ITair Ytcor. lis clonnli nes. lrt:cf!:ial elTm-U on the Sfalp, an.l lanting pftfuaie c:uru':iiI it for uni versal Ujiit t U30 It korpa t.io hair S-iit mul silken, pri'sen'i s iUi oinr. rr-vi'n: :t from falling, anJ, if the Iiair has (ftmo weak or thin, iTot.iot.-3 a new prowtii. "To rft.-rf! V.iv rrir-'ital r(.l.,r rf n:r Iiair, mhiri hal T" rtt I preinaTun-i v pray, I u.-i Ayer's ilmr V:ir v:tli Efficacy cf thU rrrnrf.tion." Mrs. P. H. Dr! .jn, Ai-xaii.ira. La. 4 1 v.-i. al'iict '-I s.-vnft thr' roir iri:!i ft-.vp ii n-. My .i.r u-k f ilhnr ni.t nisfl w hat rf-!ii;Kii-l turnvMl tr-iv. I w.n !i!.lli.( t Irv Aver H.i.r ior. an. I in a f x" w.s.k. Jim d..-4 ii..i i. my .';i:; !:i:. ii-.-il a I niv l:a.r ra nwl r;- -.....r." f ll.-i-. I E. S. Sim., J'j--.u.r L". i;. I. liurr'.i. Sc. Ec-rni. .-, I:..!. WA f.-v roar-'i aro I Tijr'-r.'il tl'rntira I.wh of :.-,v u i-.r fti -,a th ..iTc:-is .f r.-trr. I - ;';. w.;l' i,r 1,u'!- i I h-.piMl tu.ir. alwr a ti it aft-r a tim !i;':r! r.n!.I r-p:;-r ti.rt lmt I VM1..-.1 ;:i va.:i. MatT r.-:is.- li. s wre wi.m!!, none. (:.. .vi.r. witli i!i(..!i pr. .-f wr i n Avr'i Hair Vi-i.r. ,m.t I U- jan t nM iu T!ic rc-.ilt v-;n ail I ruuKl h;iv- ilpirraC. A rr'-vvTli of iia:r .h;:i curti-i out all (tv,., my h.-al. ari l peur t. iu m.lt a.i l ii- a-.y a I ev. r i.a.1. anil I u.trtir.U ..i..r. on-.' :.-:iJj cf.' J. II. ;K..rTor.S. Ttias. Ayer'o Hair Visor, rrE: .::::: rr Cr. J. C. r.yzf L C-., Lrwc"!, Mass. WEDOKOT PLEDGE (urselve to twp a'irt-ast, hnt to keep the lead oeral! otiieirin selling you Tuit, AlKolutely Purr, and well Malar Kipr Hht!kir and 1 iitrs At prii-es that make ai' .ther dealers bus tle. Ju?t think of it : Oterhell ii Co Pcrc Ejf, five years old. Fuil Quart f I, or per dozen. Nil! U tler : Ficrli's (."oldfB Wfddiitff, ten years old. Full qiutrlw l.or fill ja-rdoien. IV-tter still : K'alnrky C.nrliin, tin years Id. Fall i; iwrls !.-", or J-L' er dozeu. t Anl one of the ttiost aleat !e AVLi.-keya . ; tin i. ur i,.t. is KIMMELI I Tup Pvnn Ek.ht-Ykar-Olp Exrstirr tju k tMiiciviiiiu Fa!! it. ?1. fiOadoz. .v.,,-i ,.rt-'.. to tle fiflz.'tta i rn:T l'r"" T:"'"1'T ! There is no W'hkev that ha ever le.-n i r, Id that ha iMvin in favnr with tiie i pnhlic ) r;ij id!y as) mir i'l Expert, I and the fiinj'ie r-!i.n in that tt in j utteriy inijSRi'j,ejto dupiieate it. ,.t-.'. ..rv1-e ! thertizen, , Xi;ere will fever lie any let np in the puiity and t'.ne flavor in any pai-tn tilar i if the I'ure California Winen we are oo wiling at 5" i-nts p r In ttle, Full (ii.rt, r f " per dozen. In making up yonr ori:er plense enclose IV bloliu Money Order x Iraft, or Kt-lioter your order. JOS. FLEMING & SOX, WHOLE?! LI iSTI rIT-GGISTS, riTTcriiGii. pa. 41 1 JTarket St.. Cor. of Diamond. CURTIS K. GROVE. SOMERSET, PA. BO a; IKS, SI.EK1H3, CARRIAGES, SPEIN'G WAOOM5, Bl'C K WAiiONi AX3 USTEKX AND W&TEKN W0P.K Funiishvtt on Short Notice. Pain ting Done on Short Time. Ify work iit matte nnt of Twrmnlt!ti siwwrf Wood, and tl.e ii'' Im tirt't .'i. .t:'Laiit.aiiy Con-ttnicteti. Nai.y Kin.-hi. ana W arranuM t arte M-.jsla.uon. f:-- t County Bank, i Z;'T 7 rsrt Ca Vrf Ri-pairir.e of AJ! Kinds i. My t.ine IVme on bowrt Nouce. Pnitm liiLA.TUN AH1., and All Work Warranted. Call ami Fjamine my ftort and Uro PrVt. t do Waion-work. ant! fnruish Situ fur Wind Hilia. &i mmileT tne p!a-, and call in. CURTIS K. GIIOVE, (Font of Conn Hw) iH'irEE.rr. pa aciT wanna rca tmc mm fjolinstowii ORROR, OR H VALLEY OF DEATH. Tac best anl nvst rtnnpli'ir history of the firM Ht. Jliftin-e in KinrHfh and trcrtano oiiiaui. over 5 GO paite-v 6J illuxraturtw and mHaiis ltr f i..Vi. acauTirut. run gilt (motMic. Atrriita ta.irauii k.r any uu.tr wtw ikn.fc &uun id "nd a.criTS in srai row win wrm and pt im. ..;.rri.r it ui tile oitt: j.mi anf nritn f, Moft lit erai t"ii:. ajluwut. Forshee St McMakin, Cinrinnatl, Ohio. -IIE Pennsylvania The Celebrated Force Feed Palliate JttackmeBt tirain Prill. Sa Enf n, and Stindari lip!tiiifti a tcii.ry. seno row ca-rai.owuc. A.lZ.FarqHhnr Co. Limieed. augT - Yobk, I'. WANTED, Tr M.tl mir fru.t and nrtn-HHl frinrlt. More MEN NO. 8. REST. I. !W real ourseivt a bit. W.irry ! ara- your hati-1 uj It k i Mir tiiiirt-T Uf : a..i imild a larew'il a Ku5c wli;!. H'. rii w-.'rT Trty W.. live ftfc fnuii w.-.ijeiar, X.tt t: fn-t as a.rt, io;.'.t, W th tt'trr ay a t...a.U I -t it. piuwc an.t rafc-b mir brvata On the hiitwrr i te i 0.-th. WTiiltf we wr tins trink-r hxa Wthf p-aw-- nut tie nx. Whil wf th Uwik down nut up To fc out til baiLerrup. -An.l tiK "iaiT. -iM!-t Ujey wav. t'Vr the irrwn Ivmi.; of the Ifrave. I.t us lautif h nK!iily on I-i-t!'-. tiiiuMfof Hip lawn. A '11 dr. ft out a-w the n.vn 'f otir "hil-He; dreuiM a-Jn. YoTn)rt off1, hr.ath til ti-. Or the ficM's t'lRt.ar.ii.-.! Whone the i.;1..- are our a;lji Aii-1 'j.ir eii ijl.s, alk'litiiignlcii. W here no i;lerl nn t.aU beat Tlian the irlni tbat ilic wheat A:i.i no ttfmf bur.l abfire The .hJ lauglu vre utcl to love. L."nc all truSse irain rcioivie Ijiatru.r ar.i ex(e.lina- poa, -nsisiiM idly o Vr il vat. Calm niiiliceaa of The jwl I-t on wt on-elre a lij, Worry wave your hau l t it Kij your Snp?r tip aaj sm.lc It ra."f-:i a little h:Ui. JauuM w hiuwiub Riley in O. Pioarnne. UNCLE ABEL. It was mitl- inter January ; but in Soulh Kiuriiia tlie Frost King had fart ; mmv enemk's to admit of his reiirninir. no j The road from Ta:npa to the ir.'.and town j cf Bartow stretched oat in tlie warm win j er i:n-i''ne, hot, sinuona and sandy. A i-nt'errian riding lei.orely aiona the road srtiiied to kimxeif a he canie upon a sadden turn where a tree had fallen I urn's th? rJ. an.l, it liieing no one's j btt.-in-ij to removed I he trunk, a sharp 1 detour had been made. At this point j the monotonous pines gave place to a J streti-h cf beautiful "high harnnifH-k j rountry, and he pied a narriw win.iini path leading from the road int.) a very thi k p.art of the ha umtxik. Into thia leafy path he turnetl, idly wondering where it led. Many sharp turns it made, and, finally, as it swept aroutnl a laie bunoh of paltnetti, he found himself at the very gate of some one's honm-stead, and fate to face with a strange figure. A heavy beard proclaimed the figure to be that of a man, but the iron-gray hair was "reached"' from the forehead in j a bygone school girt fashion, and confin ed by a genuine roand comb, from which it feii to the idiou'ider in loose ringlets. Smill-Told hoops were in hie ears, and a huge bandana was pinned about his throat with aa immense old fashioned hrjorh. The man wore loose, short trnniers. that reminded one forcibly of the "divided shirt" so ardently urged upon femininity by dress reformers, and shining bra.- spam were attached- t bis boots. The native leisurely surveyed the horse man, anil a twinkle revealed itself ia his shrewd, brown eye as he noted the stran ger's evident confosion. lie bail been fanning himself with his palmetto hat, but now he put it on aslant as be said, cordially: ' " Howdy. Yank? I"m g!ad to see ye. Won't ye 'lijjht and ct me in for a spell T' " I would like a drink," the stranger re- j plied ; " and yonder old live oak looks i urnling. My name is Ilawson," he add- j ed, as he led his hor.e to the sate. I "Anil I'm Altel Hammond ; or, if ye will, Lncle Abel. Hyer, Srd" to a lad who approat-hed " you 'ten.l to the gen tleman "s cntter." Then turning to lead the way to the large live oak which had attracted the stringer's atten'ion, he con tinued in the drawling tone peculiar to all the "crackers," as the native whites of the Florida backwoods arecalled, say ing : " Ye found it purty middling hot, I reckon ; these yer piney woxls ain't much for shade, and this white Fluridy sand's nih aUmt as hot's the sun, onct it pits bet up real good." Two tail, straight backed, hide bottom chairs stood under the tree, while hang ing close to the trunk on a low limb was a curious eart hern vowel with a gourd swinjiin beside it. Have a chair and a drink from the monkey," said I'r.eV Abel, ptociedirjto our out a ijurdful of lieautiful, clear water from a small spout ctar the top of the ves.el. His gupwt evidently appreciated the jrottd qualities of the monkey, for he fill ed the h;n:utf tfourd aain, imjuiring as he did so if Uncie Abel was a Flori dian. " A F'.uree!ian ? Yeb, I'm a genuwine cracker, born and raised in Fluridy. .Sime of these yer conirned e jits, they kicks agin being called cracker, but if you'll show me why 'Flureediari' is such a mighty sight genteeler'n cracker. 111 show yoo a night bioomin' jasmine that forgits to g'J to sleep in the day time. This poetic wager from such a decided ly ppxaic source brought a slightly sur prised smile to the stranger's lips, which Uncle Abel immediately noted. u Yer smiling, I see. Ye think it's ccrus that such an oie coon as me 'ud know any thing 'bout flowers. But, law bless ye ! I can tell jest where ye'U liud the biggest, bluest vi'lets an' the sweetest weeny white una; where tne jasmine and haw blooms grow thickest, jet when the i sweetguni and maple tiommences to red, and where the wild grapes git ripe the quickest. " Iluw'd I come to know all this? Well I'll tell ye. Have you got a little girl to yore place, ith hair jest like sunshine, and eyes like the sky ? Ye have ! shake ! stranger! I'm glad to see ye. Hut then yore little girl ain't blind t There beg yore pardon but the sun's so bright it kind o' makes my eyes weaken. Reckon 111 change my seat." After the rigorous use of a large ban danna, Uncle Abel tilted his broad brimmed hat slightly over hi eyes and went on : " Yeb 1 my little Sudie's bright eyes, that look jist like they could see thro' the outside and look right at yer soul they cant never see nothing, 'cepting what her ole dad talks to her about, and then she says she sees it in her head." Here he rcae and helped himself to a liberal gourdful of the cool water, and the gaetjt took the opportunity to inquire if his little daughter had always been I blind. " No. she warn't alius blind ; twar done when she were only two year old ; SOIERSET, PA., WEDNESDAY, he'll be seven, cotnc nest Ang'.ist. Ye j step, nijfh about ererr body ha.l a ban. ii ' of ailt'rt nnng in the w.xxla then, and I every winter they .1 s-t the wixxls aare I an.l bnra the dry grass, go's, cfitne fprinjr, J tiie new grass 'uJ l gotxl grazing. Thai's I where all the .lower ia gone to. Foiks j ixmie tlawn in.'tn up country, ana everv i . . ...... U-rt oue on ens savs : N tins is land of Flowers." Hub, I Joo't fee matir.' As if flowers could bloom ami h. .i.,- , .... ... liuilit.t itruutitt. . v w..ua w aa 4111 ave to cirht fire everr rear! vbT, it si,. , " ," " , . ... .... ' . . i little fellows then, and I never had been as much as this yer oil tougn wire grass; , . ' , , ,, , . . . . , 1 nowbars in try life, cept Talladega town can cio to stand the fires : . , . i .1 . T . . ,, , one tame. Maw she pacaeu as all in the "l!at I were go:t!2 to tell ve alxut nir . , , , . , . . , ,. ... , ... ' ,, , " ! ox-waggin, and pap he dnv, and it tuck littie etrl s eves, which twa.i a.l a.tjnsr of j , , , , ' - t .1 1. 1 is cowards of three (lays to get thar. these ver same Errs. Me and the bovs ... . . , , , wjs sow. to Tampa with a load cf tuan- I dirin and Tangerine oranges 'nice prime tin they was, tool, leaving brother Sam to look after the Pullet and the Chicks. The Pullet's my oid 'ooman. I called her so when I fust commence. honeysticklin' round her and she'd think I were sick or ma I if I was to say 'Missoury Ann.' Well, we hadn't been gone no time 'fore neighbor Kilgore, three mile away, sent his boj after Sam to come and doc tor him np a little, being's he were taken purty bad. There warn't no doctor closter'n forty mite, ant! as Sam had done a good deal in that line, he couldn't very well help from going, though he did hate to leave the folks alone. " But the Pullet's as plucky a littie 'ooman as ever eat ecuppernongs. She he Aminee ( she was fourteen i, and Sed (he was party nigh ten ), and then little Sudie, the baby. Well, Sam, he didn't come home that night, being as Jim Kil gore wer so bad off. In fact, ole Jim, he petered out in the night. "I can't jest tell ye hotv.it all happen ed, but in the night the hammock dost tj the house waa set afire, an' w hen the folks waked 'twas to 2nd the tlamts so clost to the cabin they saw 'twere bound to burn. But that warn't the worst. The fire hal ketched in a solid ring round the cabin, and tinre didn't seem to be no way fir the folia to git out 'ceptiii j to walk right thro' the flames. "There warn't no time t'j lose, nnther, for the open place were a getting smaller 'n smaller. So the Pullet, she snatched quilts and soaked 'em ami wrapd the children in 'em, fixing all three head of children so 's they could run. Then she climbed up on the ladder to see where the l'arnes was thinnest. Hard a choic ing, it were, she said, but there warn't no time for fooling. So she told the two oltlest to hole the guilts over their heads, and when they come to the fire to make a break till they didn't feel the heat no more. Then she took the biby a!! wrap ped in aquiit. She might a got out ad right, for these yer piney wooU ain't thick, and the grass don't git high enough to make a high blare, but she weresma!.', and the baby were heavy, and something or other must have tripped her up, for she fell jest as she reached the edge, and the quilt cgu otf from the little un's head. " She thought they was safe, but afore she could get np, a blazing branch fell from a tree over their heads, right down across the baby's eyes. Of course, it did't take the Pullet a second to snatch it ctf but and well, stranger.ye know the rest I tell ye, friend, when I come home and found every thing in the world I could call mine gone t) ashes, it were purty hard. But when I had to be lieve that my little Sudie had lost for al ways the light of her two bright eyes, I'd have been glad to see a million of dollars burn clean up afore my eyes, ami never lifted a finger to save it, if 'd have brought back her sight. But there ain't no good of hoping for any such happening, for the best doctor in New Y'ork reckoned she'd never see no more. When we got a roof over our heads onct more, we lived on mighty slim ra tions, and in two vears we'd saved enough to take me and the little girl to the big city. Bat I came back with my heart a heap heavier than it was when we set out I must h.tve hopjil party strong, but I never sen-ted it till that doctor had looked at her eyes and then locked at me. "Hti didn't say one word, but jest reached out bis band ; and I took it in both cf mine, and I never said nothing, too. I never w inhed I were a 'ooman but onct, and that were the time, for it 'pear ed to me like my poor o'e heart 'd break if I didn't find a It tout somehow; and what the girls call a good cry 'ud done tne a powerful sight o' good. But bein's I were a man, I jest sot and held hard onto that there kind hand till Sudie put her little fingers up on my face, and I bad to choke down the hurt and speak to her. Pore little girl ! she warn't old enough to sense how much that look were meaning to her. even if she could have seen it. Well, I've been eyes to her ever since, and I've seen more in the last five year 'n I ever saw in my whole life time afore. "Look down in that there bay-head over yon. It's the head of a big ham mock, and if ye don't say it's enough sight the portiest place ye ever sot eyes on, then I'm plumb out o' ray reckonin. There's where Sudie and me but hyer they come in the ox-cart now, and ye'il see for verself how she loves her onerv ole dad." C. S. Cowenhowen, in 1'. Lf.hyr. .V. Plenty Left Over. Ia a certain church in Ireiand a young pnett was detailed to preach. The occas ion was his first appearance, and he took for his text "The Feeding of the Multi tude." He said: "Ami they fed ten people with ten thousand loaves of bread and ten. thousand fishes," And an Irish man said ; " Thai's no miracle ; Legorra, I could do that myself," which the priest overheard. The next Suntlay the priest announced the same text, but he had it right this time. He said : " And they fed ten thous and reif le on ten loaves of bread and ten fishes." He waited a second or two, and leaned well over the pulpit and said ; "Ami coald yoo do that, 51 r. Murphy ? " Mr. Murphy ; " And sore, your rever end, I could." "And how could yon do it, Mur phy ? " said the priest. " And sore, your reverence, I could do it with hat was left over from last Sun day." Get rid of that tired feeling as quick as possible. Take Hood's Sursaparilla, which gives stregth, a good appetite, and health. . Tho Big Mestin at Swingin Limb. J rromiiieii to tell yoo about that trip t we'tina ail tuck to gran'tna', so I'll i piu-h rifht into it "without proceedm'," j aa oi.l Eruther Cole aaya. j tiran'ma lives np Owl Hollow, in the ' Cixiasi Uiver YalleT, ami we'nns a.11 went ; to ner me ani maw ana pap ana ' UuJJt and Coiwia Saleny anJ sister r. ; T ... tr- t.;ii,.n. . n e campeij oat two nignts on tne roaa. We moGt have got thar quicker if we'd had skh mules as Bandy bait got now ; moles, you know, ia so good to keep the roaiL. even if they ran away ; but we driv old Buck and Brind'.e (them's our steers.! And if yna don't know steers they are sorter like a fice-dog, gwiue any whars; they winds about all over tbe road, and makes two tui'es out'n one. Old Brindle in portickler is so headstrong yoo can't gee-haw him ; he pats nie in mind cf pap when he's tight never wants to keep the road, gits his legs tan gled, and goes "catawampos" here and thar across the read, fust one side and then t'other. iran'maw's house is a double log cabin with a chimbley at each end and piaz zer betwixt, a loft overhead, and two shed rooms back. It is sot right at the foot o' Big Tater Moontain, that 19 so high it is moat dinner time 'fore the sun lias riz, and you wouldn't know when day come if yoB didn't hear gran'pap a call in' of his hogs and a yellin' at the gosta. They've got some good river-biUom land that makes 'em a plenty; they raise ev erything they eat and wear, card and spin and weave their own cloth, ami don't git no bought truck 'cept a leetle grain of sugar and coffee to keep for sick ness." But it's a powerful benighted set! le nient, gran'maw 'lowed. They were the ruoft idlesotne and doless set over in thar back of her ever she sot eyes on, and was raisin' of their chillun like a passel of mountain goats, withont any sort of larnin' 'cpt devilment. It was summer time, and Uncle (they call their preach ers nncle Fasterwood had gin it ont last uieetin' dav that they would have per traeted tueetin' at Swingiu' Limb meetin' house, to begin on Saturday 'fore the third Sunday in August; craps would I e laid by then, and they matt ail come and fetch dinner, so as to have two garments. The house ain't big enough to hold all the folks big meetin' titers, so they made a bush arbor outside, driv down ptohs and laid planks across for benches and kivered the grouud with straw, and lit it np at night with pine lighVood fires on stands. Uncle Eaaterwood 'lowed a new preacher named Brother Jeremiah Cole was comin', and he beeped everybody to come, and fetch theTr friends and all the'r chillun ; he never said nothin about (f'jfft, but they 'peared to take part of the invite to the'rselves. I never seed the like for dogs at meetin afore in my life, all sorts and sizes, from flop-yeared hounds down to the bench-legged fiee, and they yelped around all day. Some body would kick 'em out, and they'd tuck their tails and sneak right back through the cracks, and git kicked agin. It's jist in three miles of gran'pap's, and we'uns all rid in the waggin. Gran'maw 'low ed she had footed it many and many a time, and toted her Sunday shoes till rhe g-;t 'most thar, and sot down on a K g and put 'em on, and hid her old oues under the log. The road all along was alive with folks gwiae to meetin', some in w:iLrinn and some beast-back, and them that didn't have the critters to ride was walkin' gals and boys birefooted, and sweethearts swingin' hands, and oioct alt of the gals had big stick tooth brushes full of stuff in the'r mouths, and kep' it up in meetin'. We beam the sing in' a mile 'fore we got thar, ami as we driv in fight we hearn good old Uncle Easterwood a-linin' out the bime. - ("hil-lriu; oi tin: h.-airea li King. As ye jour-ni awecldi dng." He ain't got no book-larnin' much but gran'p 'lowed he worked wbar the Ligh-larnt ones wouldn't go, ami had done a power of good in the poverty low grounds anil by-ways and hedges of that settlement ; but thar was a heap of stub ble and new ground to be broken up yet. The house was crammed full, men folks all settin' on oue side, oa.il women folks on t'other. The arbor was fall, too, and part of the gang was walkin' about under the trees, taikin' and eatin ginger cakes and apples, and drinkin water meetin' folks alters wants water. You could see a string of fulks from the arbor to the spring all day, women totin' babies in the'r arms, and jerkin' the1 two-year-old along by the hand, and it a-squallin' load enough to skeer tbe screech-owls. A passe! of bad boys was thar from town togit the'r dinner, and make fun of the crowd. They sot on the bench afore us, with them tore-down 01 Holler boys, and they whi.ipered, and snickered, and chawed anil spit terbacker, and whittled on the benches, and writ in the hime books, and never hearn a word that the preacher said. Brother Cole riz to the stand, a tail, high cheek-boned, lean, lank, hungry-look in' man, and his clothes tits him about like a sheet fits a buJi when its Hung over it to dry. He don't take no text nor say no Scriptur" ; be jist relates toochia little cirenmstances that sets the women-folks to shoutm' and the babies all to yellin'; and that's what makes pap call it a diMradtd meetin'." He tuck his red cotton handkercherout ofbishatand wiped the sweat off n his face, unfastened bis shirt collar, and flung off bis coat like he was gwine to maul and split rails, cleared his throat, and lowed : " Bretheringand sistering, yon ken see by the way old Blaze out thar is a pan Lin' that I've rid a long ways to discourse to yon to-dar ar, and as I am belated, I will pitch right in without proceedin'. I thank my stairs my bead ain't apsot with no sort of book-larnin' ar. I don't hev to go to the dictionary to git my text -ar. I ain't none tsfyoar hiuh-larnt, stuck-up sort ar. I ain't never been to the eity of Maine, nor the State of New Or-leens ar, and I don't waste my time ranain after none ot yoor big rich folks r. Why, my beloved bretliering, ef Jay Gold hiaseif was in a mile of here I wouldn't git on my critter to go and see him ar. Ef he wanted to see me, he'd have to come to me ar. Bretherinjf yoo AUGUST 21, 1889. may not believe it, but I wouldn't turn on my heel to see the President hiswlf ar. I thank my stairs I ain't none of your Ligh-larnt heretics ar. P.rether ing, there ain't but one kind of ticks I know anything about ar, and that is -? (.'cJjt ar, and ef you don't look orrt, brvthericg, you'll gt more of 'em right here in these woods ar. than yci can scratch of in a week ar. I thank my stairs I den't belong to no denomination ar. Ijiued the Primitive Baptists, but they tamed me oat bekase I refused to wash Brother uaddlebanoi's feet ar, and I'll leave it to ar.y man in the con- gregatiou that knows Brother Quaddie- baa ft) ef I ain't justifiable ar, and the man that thinks I ain't, I'm plum willin' to turn the job over to him ar." He spit on the floor anil rubbed his f.t over it, and p reach ed cn louder than ever. Old Miss Cass started in to shoutin', and that started t'other, and the kinder ho preached the loudec. they shouted, and the louder the babies yelled ana the dogs barked. It skeered the ridin critters an' some ot em got loose, an' when meetin' broke for dinner I was cry in' tumble, and didn't know it ttl Saleny lOW' Betsv Havtltox. The Meaning of the Word " Limited." It has become somewhatcommon now-a-days to see the word " limited," in pa renthesis, after the title of corporations, and it is safe to say that people generally do not understand the significance of the term, though, of course, business men do. An explanation os it, as stated in one of oar exchanges, may. therefore, be of gen era! interest. The old principle of cor porations created by letri.-lative act was that the entire property of every stock holder was liable for the whole of the company, as the whole proiierty of every member of a general partnership ia stiil liable for the debts of the firm. This system made every shareholder responsi ble for bad management, of which he might not be guilty, and debarred weal thy men from becoming interested in the shares of corporations. To remove this objection the principle of limited respon sibility was introduced, and in order to notify the public that only the separate property of the corporation was liable for the debts of the corporation, the English law requires that the word "limited" shall be used in every case by the com pany in connection with its title. Most American corporations t re constituted on the principle of limited liability, and but few if any, of the States enjoin the com panies formed under their laws to ap pend the the word " limited " to their corporate titles. The matter is so rennr ally ncderstood in this country by busi ness men, however, that it is not deemed necessary, though many com parties do it of their own accord. The most noteworthy exception to the reoerai rule is the case of the national 1 bank, but even in this instance liability is limited to an amount equal to the par value of the sliare held. That is, if the national bank fails, each stockholder m.iy not only lose what he has invested, but $100 more for each share of the stock he holds, if so much is necessary to pay the debts of the bank. Until within a few years all the Scot sh banks were or ganized with unlimited liability, and when, some eight or ten years ago, a Glasgow bank failed disastioualy there were cases ot men who only owned a share or two, valued before the failure at not much more than $100, who were as sessed thousands of lounds sterling to meet the debts of the bank. Since that time the Scotish bunks have lieen allow ed to reorganize on a limited liability ba sis. Webster and the Cround-Hcg. But of all the associations connected with that much slandered American cit izen, the ground-hog, and his day, there is none which shonld be nore familiar to all his fellow-countrymen than an anec dote of the great Daniel Webeter, which though known to every school boy of fifty years ago, may be new to the present generation of readers ; A gronnd-hog or woodchuck, was caught on the Webster farm, and Daniel, tlun a lad, besought his father to spare its life, while his brother Zeke insisted it should die. Their father said he would act as judge, whi! his boys, as counsel for the prosecution and defense, should make arguments for and against the prisoner, sfter w hich he would decide his fate. Z-?ke then mad a powerful plea, and the ground-h-.g's doom was apparently sealed, when Dan iel arose, and in one of those masterly, addressee, woich aftei-vard made him fa mous so worked upon his father's pity and compassions that when be had fin ished the old man cried out, tears stream ing down his cheeks: "Z-kelZkel you. let that woodchuck go ! " " The golden hours for preparation f jr business are in the early years ' of prac tice. The wkoje field of human knowl edge furnishes material for use in after life. History and biography, literature and science, philosophy and politics will add their share to the fullest equipped mind, while the law becomes more thor oughly embedded in memory ami assimi lated in thinking. Busy men are often carried safely through the latter half of their lives by drawing upon these invalu able atxnmalalions of the leisure period for the wise man and the lazy one for the fool. I sometimes think that there is no limit to what a man can do if the idle honrs usually given to waiting for some body to do something, to worthies' gus sip, to the social glass at the club in the afternoon, which untits man for work in the evening, and to the fascinating luxury of empty-headedness, were reg-irded as special gifts of Providence to be treasured and used for study." Ouiuncry Suppose it does rain, and that it is a gloomy day ? -is thia a reason why you I should be sad and depressed? Have you cot the means within your bosom to make you happy? Have you no thoughts cf thankfulness to your Maker for his past goodness ? from the sun that shone yesterday ? for the friends that surround ed, you and made your house a retreat of pleasure? Now, just because a fewclouils fill the sky you are depressed. Shame on yoo. A true man will always be cheer ful and strive to make others so, no mat ter how dark it may be above or dreary below. Never again, we pray you, mur mur at the weather, or cease to look up with joy, not withstanding your surround ings. ReluriiuM JTraUL Cur Southern Letter. EonoB of IIiiuld : Ia reply to your request please find enclose.!, tbe iaipres- sions and incidents of my ivmthern trip, which I trust will prote as interesting to your reader ai it did to me. A New York ad NVw England land scape to the eye cfthe practical farmer, in comparison with any other portion cf the United SUtes, presents &l.arp con- i trasts. The broad level stretch of the Western prairiejmpressrt us with a strange new- Bess and age ; the barn-iike two room structure of the homesteader seems out of ! place in the center of a kamlred-ccre corn ne,.j, tree trom stum; ami on.,an p- propriat condition of age; the aweace of forest trees in groves or on road sides, is unatural when riding through orchards T .t . IX'.i.. t, ...l aun cuiizvateti ileitis, it aetr.im is i.iuuri the worid of oar ehildhtxid, with g!el wild wood, The britltte and the rtX'k where the catar- act fell snrronnded bv tht hori,: .n of L-'h forest j crownetl hills, had su.'.denly sunk and l j - left us floating on a boun.i.ess ocean of. broad cndulanng ridgtsot green verdure The transparent atmosphere shortens dis tance and magnifies objects, anil what appears to expectant tr.ivelersa commodi ous hotel, dwindles at the approach into the unpretending cabin of the squatter; large forest trees, making the line of a prairie stream, when reached after weary miles of travel, changes mysteriously into insignificant shrubbery. But how diiferent are our emotions when we go South. S -ath inio the land of battieiields, over w hich have surged armies in the agonizin death simple ; and we look out with keenest interest at the mention of Alexaa.iria, Manassas, Bull Run, Warrenton. Culpepper, Rapi dan and Gordonsvilie, as though we ex pected stiil to see the king, gleaning bat tle line and hear the roll of drams, and the boom of cannon, and the crash of cavalry charge. We almost imagine the dead and dying scatters! over the far off fieids, sail 8etjuer.ee of bloody strife. This is a land of mjsttry and of fiction, the land of Cudjoe's Cave and Unc'e Tom's Cabin, and we peer into every ne gro's face as if we expected to discover the veritable Uncie Tom, Aunt Ckloe or George or Eliza. To our boyhood's im agination it is represented as a land of ease, wealth and laxary, in stror.g con trasts with toil, penury and stripes ; a land from which came oft-repeated tales that stirred our youthful blood at once with indignation and with srsirathy. It is hard to realize hew we are he'd wiliirg captives by the chains of educa tion and prejudice, and how quickly the links part and set us free befjre the en lightenment of mutual intercourse and knowledge, and how the dream vagaries conjured up ia the iinagjiauoa, are dls- sipsted by the logic of experience. - " ' As soon as the tonrit leaves Ptnnsvl- vania and enters into Maryland and Nor- them Virginia, a characteristic change takes place in the farm landscape. There are larger fields and fewer outbuildings, less acreage of grass, and a correspond- ing absence of stick ; more dilapidated cabina and fewer farmUusvs, ui.re waste and carelessness. aiK - ncaiuess and thrift than are fcmnd m the rural dis- tricts of the North. Tlie villages are for the most part small collections of dingj dilapidated dwell- ings, acorn mill, a couple of stores, which generally do duty as a dispensary of dry goods, groceries, fertilizers, farm utensils, drugs and w hisker, a so-called hotel, a mixture of a second-class saloon ami a edible. I at once concluded that the cor-third-elass loiiging-hoivse. On Saturtlays i respon.lin-g gian.is in the sheep were far are congregated in this exchange centre a i preferable fir such esperimeots a I de raotly gathering of quaint, sallow, sham- ; j-ned to perform. I therefore pr n-urvl biing, tobacco-chewing whites, and fat, I the r nx-reative glan.ls of a sheer, cut careless, gi-rling negroes of all ages and sexes, some half naked and others dress- en in cheap holiday finery. Here and there can be recognized a planter, by his simple, unpretending, gentlemanly bear- ing towards all, and his pleasant " how - dy " to Uncle Jim, Aunt Nancy, Susan I "I injected thirty minima of this into and Joe, who in response are each eager , the arm of a man a little over ixty years to serve " Massa Henry," his horse U ta- ) of age, having previously injected a piun ken as sooa as his foot touches ground ; i tity of it under mv own skin simply to his buggy is brought to the door on the slightest signal, not with the sinister movement of a Northern servant who ex- pectsa"tip, like-to-do it but with a whole-souled "I i grin. ! The traffic of tiie Southern towns is, for 1 the most part, not in the hands cf the natives ; for " to do business " is the role i of an overseer or a foreigner ; but the : ownership of a two-thousand-acre plan- tation entitles one to the heraldic es- j cutcheoru of an F. F. V. These plunta- j tions were once extensive tobacco fields, j a princely estate, tilled by slave labor, j the owners, noblemen bv right of do- I main, but now thev are simnlv a larre extent of worn-out, poverty-rtriJken land which is almost worthless, through '23 : years of excessive exhaustion caused by j alternating crops of- wheat and corn ; j com for feed of man and beast and wheat as the " money crop." Without manure, or the fertilizing effects of cattle and grass growing, the soil, although rich in possibilities, possesses but little of its original fertility. The hot sun of sum mer burns thef-e heavy unshaded clays saturated by spring rains, into a brick like mux, fatal al.k to grain or grass plants. The impoverished, discouiaje-i and helpless farmerseeks lelief in anathema tizing 14 political torrnpiioD," " the silver dollar," "high tariff," and " monopoliz ing trasts," while u unjust taxation," railroad oppression " anrt " negro dom ination " come in for a share of execra tion. There can be no help .'or this con dition of things ia this part of the South except by a complete reorganization of the farm industries. The. owners ofthese large plantations without capital, are ipl- They must consent to I the land, not as a w hole, but in such con- veuient farm parcels of H() or 100 acres, and on such conditions as to induce pur chasers who have capital to undertake to reclaim the land. They most also make it possible for them to erjoy some of the educational aod social advantages which have been their life-habit in their Nor thern, Eastern or Western homes. S. A. F., Call man, Alabama. In speaking recently of his career as surgeon and poet. Dr. Oliver Wendell Holmes said that he could not tell wheth er be had taken more pleasure in remov ing limbs than in constructing Ctxi. WHOLE NO. 1987. A Virginia Traveler. j Vv bile t ravelin.; m irginis sora- t.me ? aao with a doctor we cain npon an old Uv.iorotl man who was sUn-lio by ! nvve hitched to an oid two-wheeled veiucie. lis :nrc!e am lialked, 1 said the old man, " and" I'll jist gib a dollar to de man who can start 'im." " I will do it Lr less than that, cncle," said the doctor. He took hta ease from the carriage and selected a small syringe, wh-lcfi hv r.l"-.! with morrthii. He went i ;o wf BU;e aatl qilk.k!y in. ! .- , ,m T,-i J theC(';njenU"ito'trje animal The mule j . , . - ; yj b 9Urted (lown the rod j . a w..,, Thp fl)rea j ,(Wkwf M th(J j , r h . , !ou,, . wh.si . - a ! ' j , K , , . , ti.e ; conrte often minutes we t ::ie up !0 ti'.e ; The ; tnnV ws nowhem in .ht. ar. boss." said the d.irkr, " Itow mtT. K .!.- r.i-i i liir-M fi.r . it Tllff Villi ntlt - i tit Tiia, iiiu.t: . j -oh.ten cents will do," lau;hin.gly re- j, ;;,..! the doctor. Weil boss, heath is twentv cent Squirt soxe ub dat stuff in me. I iuut ketch dat ar n.ule." The New Elixir Of Ufa. Ir. William A Hammond, the retired surgeon general of the United Slates Ar- ; tny, who is making investigate as ef his own in the line of Ir. B-own-Seq lanl's ; experiments with tb latest eiixir of life, j had j'tst the sort of st:bj"ct which he de- ; sired. lie had cori;j to Ifr. H inim- ntl in : Washington ia ii i-st of a cure for his in- , j lirmltieri. lie as ' year, old, had I).;en incessantly engage 1 in mercantile pur- suits all his life an.l w is generally run down mi'l decr?pit The dtxrt-r'4 first subject wis iy years t-U, and had per formed manual as well as mental labor. The results in his ease ha.l surpris-i the doubting physician ; he likes to prove 1 everything, as every scientiGc man does ; his investigations with a man generally ; broken down, therefore, would, if they ' were satisfactory, be more s'gnificaBt ; than the ethers. The usnal ir.jf-ction of 1 elixir was made under the skin of the ; rightarm not long after eighto'eloek this ; evening. lector an! patient will hive ; io wait until morn leg to sec what the ef fect i. ! I asked Pr. Hammond to-night to ex- : pietn to n:e in itcuilea anl accurate, an l, yet a popular way, just how he had treated the tirst subject. So many absurd acocunts had been i ircuiatetl th.it noth ing could really be known about his ex act method. He dictated this, the first ait'horieti statement yet made with ?re gard to hisexreriments: When the first atvonnts ot the 'elixir j of life" were received in this country I i was very much disposed to doubt the ef- 1 j ficacy of any such nueana, because s I i I read the matter Dr. Brown-Seqitard used ; j the h'" of various glau.L, such as the ; j liver-t;" P''een, the pancreas, etc, but ; wha 1 ;? the fa!i dvUil ia the French , J '''-'' Jwtnuit, I found that his expert- menta were restricted to the use of the j inspissated juice of the procreative glamls of fPe pig and rabbits, and I think ; ia one of J'- 1 at inferred . 1 thal th rxm why the guinea pig and ; ' t',e rabbit bsul been used was because 1 thev had been handy in the doctor'- la'o- . or.lforv -I tnougLt I siw an objection to osirg : t the procreative gland of a guinea jig or j a ,lo; that the one remarkable tiling i about the guinea pig was that it is timid, , and that the dog is carnivemns and not j them in small bits, ground them in a j mortar, mixed the mass with a small quantity of water and then filtered the mixture thrcBch pure Swedish filtering . paper, the purest of all that is made. I ; thus obtained a clear opalescent fluid i show that it was nothing injurious, it ia j a rale of mine to perform all of my c; w n i extieriments apon myself first." Dr. Hammond turned up the sleeve of bis black alpaca coat and the wristb.ni-i of his buff colored flannel shirt b show that there was no mark, even where the injectio i h ui been made. "Well," he continued, "I put this fluid under the skin of this old man. Ha re ceived the injection about 8 o'clock in the evening. No ill consequences en sued, lie said the next day that he had become free frai a rheumatic piia licit he had had iu his left arm fir over a eilr' He ha.l been unable to button his shirt col!r or to Ui "ui freeiy iu any way, even to scratch the buck of his heu I or to stroke his back hair. During the day he tecovered the free use of tiiat arm." "Did h sfa cured," I a-ked. "Yes." the dixtor replied, "it stayed cure I. I saw him not an hour ao. II- has had three injections all together. He tells :ne that his power for work has been much increased, and his labor isof such a char acter as to require tiie use of the mind as well as the body. He add that he has noticed a buoyancy of spires that he has not enjoyed for fifteen year", and that he has recovered certain functions that be had supposed he lost fifteen yar !-fnre. His vitality he wa3 sure had increased in every respect knowing so well," Dr. Hiniriond went on, "that the principle of utf. tion is such a powerful influence with al most a'T persons, I hesitated to jriv.i an nnqruKSed a'x-eptance to wh.tt app-ari to be the outcome of the experimen:.. It require!! a number of observations bf .re I can accept the results as absolutely re liable, and I a:a now about to extend the experiment very considerably." "How about yonr ov.' irdvtion T' I asketL "IIjs it braced you cp percepli- "I can't say so. I have thought that I have felt livelier ail dayt but of coarw, there U no telling whether I took enough- as for providing for your lUaiily, you to have any effect or not." ; kno,T the o ravenA Tlie Do -tor expressed great safisfi'tioa : "Now, my friends," responi.V'i the that a new patient bad come, to lie treat- ; clergyman, quizzically, " I have ma.' e-J especially fur old age. "These or- ! the Bible my study everstn-e I was gana," Le went on to explain, "are j I have read it through carefully and brought to me fresh. They belong to a j prayerfully over a hundred times. I re lamb yes, it's no doubt pretty good runt- j memberphe raven, incident perfectly, but ton. The animal is not dead an hoar tie- j nowhere can I find any reference to tho fore the 'elixir' ia under the akin of the Lord's providing for Hawkes. 100 yean ago was alnolately iaip'iljV, and tne doctriaes, the teachers of whLh would have been burned at the ;alc ar . now every day 'oceiL-reni--. ..po. a man haJ jone aboat France then, : that he eoa'd eonatnaalexte wUa a ;r- son 2.000 mi.es away and could hr whispered words of a person thirty c . forty miles away, tie wi.ui 1 either v.e been j t leil a iijaith? or to .he u .is an ally of th." devih Then have 1 a great many smiy-hera after the diiir . ,' life. Whether Pr. Browa St.-: urd U.u J dLscovereti it or ioi. the promts scettu I to be g-Hxl." i Most Densely Populated Spot on Earth. Tli is valley of the Gang" has more people than itcan support and is Ls pr-.-.'o-abiy the most densely populated part of the world. The people live ia viila-s, and the average country town conist.s of one-.-;ti.'ry uin 1 hus too poor an-1 illy ventilated for American pig pens. Y m would net think of havir.it such rut he uses as the residences o the majority of this vartt population would make, and iu a large part of India, and especia.iy in the best part of this Ganges country, the holdings average from two to three acres apiece. At four to the family this repre sents a half acre per person or 1:X0 per sons to tho square mile. aen it u remembered thattuese peo- ' pie live by agriculture it will be seen ' that this condition is far worse than that ! of China or any part of Europe. Andstiil i the people are bright They are brainy. ti and yon will find few sharp-r tusi L"sb men, better cut faces and more po lite persons than these people of India. Their faces in th tsj part of Ind:;i have much the same eiiarni-terL-t i-s as tlnww.f the Angio-Sjxon. Th'ise of the highest rj.sic are more like those f the ir -eks, an.l I see faces every day whi.-h, if the skin were white, any American might be proud to own. They lie'ong to the u:n race germ that we do, and under lue same training and Chnstian inibieno-s, they would be very strong competitors with us. But what can a man do on six cents a day, or how can a man ieara when he has to struggle to exist ? The population of India is stiil increasing. England eats the lioa's share of the products of the country , and though trie peopU; perh.-s are better off under her Government than they have b-ea in the past, it is the sa;ti oid story of the wealth going to the r:l- l ersand the people working the fl. sh o.l ! their bones to stiport the Governor-' cti- era! of India, who, by the way. Is ti.e 1 rich Marquis of Lansitowne. gets tlOi) ) a year, tiuite a contrast, with the wa.-es : of the masses at six cents a day ! Isn't ii ? h rrt.jo Trtttun. Origin of Women Woman's first appearance has been a fruitful subject for the legen-l m..-nger, says the I'-til if til r,zrir. ThrPhe.iieian myiit of creation is found in the story i f "Pygmalion and Galatea." There the tirt woman was carved by the first man cut of ivory and then endowed with life by Aphrodite. The Greek theory of th.j creation of woman, according to the Hes iod. was thi Zeno.as a cruel jest. ordered Vcieaa to make woman out of clay, and then induce the various go.L and god desses to invest the clay doll with ail their worst qualities, the result being a lovely thing, with a witchery of men re fined craft, eager position, love of dress, treacherous manners, ami shameless mind. The Scandinavians say that as Odin, Vill and Ye, the three sons of Bor, were walking along the sea beach they found two sticks cf wood, one of ash and one of : elm. Sitting down, the gods shaped man ' anil woman out of these sticks, whittling the woman from the elm and railing ber Eraia. One of the strangest stories touching the origin of woman is tol l by the Muiiag-.iscarene. In so far as the creation of man gus the legend is not nulike that relate. 1 to Mm-, only fiat the fail came before Et arriveiL After the man bail eaten of the forbidden fruit he became affected with a lioil on the leg, cut of which, when it burst, came a beau tiful girl. The man', first thought was to throw her to the pigs, but he was com manded by a messenger front hraven to let her play anion the diggings until she was of marriageable age. Kirn make her bis wife. He did so, called her Babnura, and she became the mother of all the rai-e of men. The American Indian's myths relative to Adam and Eve are numerous ami en tertaining. Smie traditions trai-e hack our first parents to white and red Maize ; another ia that man, searching for a wife, was given the daughter of the kinttof the nuiskrats. who, on being dipped into a neighboring lake, became a woman. No Provision for Some Eirds. North Carolina probably never pro i ducetl ar. abl-r preacher than Dr. Fran i cis L Huwkes, who a quarter of a centu ry azo was pastor of Grace Episcopal i Church, New York. Short, thick-set, swarthy, black-eyed and black-haired, be i was a striking persoomre. He was not j only a great pulpit orator, but cor.sider ; ed the btrsfreadrr in the New York Epis i copacy. His rather luxurious family de terred hitn from accepting a bishopric, which would Lave leen cihetwite U n dered" One day a delegation from a ! Buffalo church waited upon and invited ; lii.-n to accept a pastorale in that i-ity. "Weil, gentlemen, other things heinsr : satisfactory, the que f ie n of af.-tpiam e 1 narrows down to a busii.e?s matter," raid : Doctor Hawkes. " What salary do you offer?" "Dr. Ilawkes," said the spokesman " we rect Kiiize that vou itave a Lijfh rt ntation and are willing to be Hi-!. Our recent pastor has receiveJ $i"sM), but . on account of your standirg, we havedc : ci'!e.i to offer yea itiofO." "My ocsl u-an," rt.ed the IVttor, , gasping " do you know w bat aiaty 1 aiu ; re-i i inst here ?" "No, sir." ' I get lo,tX) and this parsonage, and ; as I have an expensive family, 1 do not ; see my way cleat' to accept your generous i offer' "If we hail known that fact, sir, wo would undoubtedly have kaikul else where ; but yoa nhould teiiiember that the work of the LonI must be done, an.l I