The Somerset herald. (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, August 01, 1888, Image 1

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    The Somerset Herald.
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Terms of Publication.
FaUiued rrery WadlwadaT aaoraiag at 12 3
per tana, tt paid in advance ; atlwnrM K St
w-Jl avariab t charged.
So aubacrtpciOB wC bt ctiseoccsocd BBSfl all
arrawrafts ara paid wp. Foaaaaavcri aas'.ectina'
to socLfr as waea aubacrlben do so tk oat their
paper w-71 ba head reipwKs for tba aaoacr.p-
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VC. HOLBERT.
. ArTuA-VET-AlLAW.
BuBxnec. Pa.
OSr with Jota H- UU.
FEED. W. RIESECKEf.,
ATTvRME-Al LA
la-seraec Pa.
la TiiiE Bouse Row, o; f.il Court
H.m.
ER'E K. MTLL
JT ATTofcNEY-ATLAW
Buavrno. Pa.
JUHX P- Si -IT.
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
ner-t. Pa.
F.
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ATTuKSFV-AT-LaW.
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II.
EXlI KY.
AlTuKNEY-AT LAW.
tMiucTwt. Pa.
U.TEENT.
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fAMES L PI"iH.
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AlTi.NEV AT LAW.
wri. Pa.
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ATT .ENEY AT LA V
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DR. J. M. LOUTHER.
rHYSirlAN AI' ffR'.E.'S.
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RJ. K. MILLER
rromerset Corintv Rank.
C. J. HARRISON, M. J. PRITTS,
PasnriyT- Cismir.
Ccl'.ei-coB emit In all rro af !h Taiiei -siawa.
CHARGES MODERATE.
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CURTIS K. GROVE.
SOMERSET, PA.
src-oE ?LE:on?. caerjaces
fPEIX'jyiM'N". KUKWACe-v.
AND EASTEES ASK WESTERS W..K
FuniiilKvJ oc riKirt S.tc.
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Erraiiriry of All K!tvi ! M' I-ir TVioe tm
Mmn Sutsct Pr:t IvLAsoS fiLE. ad
All Work Warranted.
OaZ; and Exaunmr bt ftr-k. an 4 Iara i--t
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USA. fccWKbrr the &.J r&U ia
CTJETISK. GROVE,
tEa at Caul U-rati
SOMERSET. PA 1
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rMURLEs Hoffman,
MERCHANT TAILOR.
(At-c EeSeT'a Siora )
l-tt StTlew. and Lowrtt J?rioew.
SATISFACTION CUARANTEEO.
Somerset, Pa.
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UNDERWEAR.
OUR STOCK CONTAINS EVERY REQ
UISITE TO MEET THE WANTS CF
ALL 1.1
LOW PRICED MEDIUM
- AND
FINEST QUALITIES.
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Vby eest Values Guarameed. !
Give our Underwear Depart
ments a Call.
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SPECTACLES AND EYE-CLASSES j
.
;n gat raety : A set ot lt Lenses.
O-nie in ar.d i.ave y..ur ere examined. No
charge f"f eximiimtlcn. and ft arecocSJent
Tt- can uit vou ?-.m an l see us.
Brjec!f:il'y,
BIESECKER L SNYDER.
A Git KAT oppoHTrvrrv.
CENTRAL
State Normal School,
Lock Haven, Clinton County, Pa.
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UI'ITOK" NOTICE.
L.-!tf Mar;he Pa-.t. W. 1. late Df Eklii-k
tap -fflewlCc. K
F-h-urr H l-s. Arr-,- nl of Ke fW.,
ait :ar-i K- cisiir, Aj.r:i Ex.-et.u..sii
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Ac-ill " t.- mf of! lh exr--ta-aHia
ati-t rot-c a a. ili. -coriir.r u law. "
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PNTOT I AGENCY
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I Bacrt E.-tupsia:ia(kBets. Pa. amrrlrt
PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS.
Interesting Facts About Re
Elections and the Voting by
Presidential Electors.
The Presilntd mho have been honor
ed with a second election are exact! one
tiiird of the whole ntunlwr, excluding
Prsilent Cleveland, whose pUce with
the minority or the majority has yet to j
bedrfenuined. the seven ch.en. sec-
j , t- i r xt .
' onU time ashicglon. JrSt rtia. MlH
! g,, Monroe, Jackwn, Lin.;n and (Jrant
i..,,-,,,. ff. fiprf h,irnrnrv f
; the Government, since in the next quar-
I ter of a century not a single incumbent of !
I the uir.ee mas re-elected, it seems not im- '
j probable that by this time we should I
! have had an " unwritten law " making i
j even second noa.inati.jiis inexpedient
j had not the civil war broken the slowly ',
I gaining eastern in behalf of its two mt
distinguished Csores, Lincolu and Grant
1 In the cae of Lincoln the argument, rut
' in one of his own characteristic and tell
! n popular phrases, It isnt safe to sw p
I hi.r w!:ile rrow.in- a itr!t.,, wtinl.l
ihave ba irrLstible, independent of
J the other consideration.
i the fourteen other incumbents of
the olf.ee of rnident-Jo!.n Adams,
j John Uuincy Adams. Van Buren, Harri-
son, l v;er, folk, ljvkr,HiJiiJore, r:erce
BiK hanan, Johnson', Haves (iarSeld. and
Arthur, whoeach servedfour rears or !e
... 1 . . 1 .
... in.. . it 1 ' 1 . 1. tuc i.i - - I... j
f the Government. Still it must be ob-
served that in nearly all these eas there j
was no second nomination, so Uiat a sec- j
ond e!e.-!ion was out of the question. The ;
ext-eptioris were the of President J. 2. '
A -.lams, of Masaachatts, Ivatcn in his '
.r . I 1.1 n .-. l , . T . -' - .i
v.n 1, of Ne York! who j
on his secon.l noiuinaUon was beaten by
c-D. Harrisun.
At the outset no clearly defined ilea i
had been established as to second elec-
. . 1 : . . 1 - - . t. '
to
accept a thir-1 term that prevented its
ing offered to bim. In spite of this p.- I
itive refal he received two votes in the j
Electoral College for a third tt-rm. On his ;
lirit and second ter-jis he ha.1 ha 1 uruin- I
imous Electoral votes, an honor w hich
j aaiKu a4. vw t a v. saaa uvuvi m ki i
lll!f::tnto r successor. 'jrth Cai
' !'D nJ K.o.te Island were D,-t ia t
aro-
he
Union at the Electoral vote of 17 but
they chene Electors four years later, and
Vermont and Kentucky had then U-en
admitted, making fifteen States. John
Adams, at the first election. g4 34 out of ,
the 6' votes, or one lew than a majority.
Jay. of New York having nine, and the j
; remainder g"ing for no fewer than cine j
i other nersnns : but as the F;t.i"i at that '
time voted for two persons each, the sec-
ond highest thereby becoming the Vice i
! Presiient. and not'needinz a majority. !
I A.'.anss became Vice President w ithout
i further votinc.
Ui second election, in iry.i, the
Ele-tors s.attered their votes less. Wa.h- i
! inston getting the whole 132, and fix the j
j second ci.oi.-e A.Uir.s hawng . t,rge 1
i C".intoc. of New York, 30, Jeffcrs-.n 4, j
and Burr 1. But at the third election the ;
scattering
as noticeable, John Adams
having 71, Jefferson Thos. Pinckney
.VI. Burr Samuel A ian- 15, Kilswortli
11, Jay 3, Clinton 7, Iredell 3, Washing
ton. Johnston, and Jor.n tlenry, each ;
C. C. Pinckney, 1. The votes fcr Wash
ington were one each from Virginia and
North Carolina. In the fourth election
Jon Burr were tied at 73 rotes
each, while Adams had ti'i and C. C.
PirK-kney t'i4, w ith 1 lor Jay ; whereupon
; the House of I-j rc-ser.tati vt elect eii Jef-
: fer.n, and Eurr, as a matter of course, j
i became Vice President. As a cense- 1
j .j'lence tile twelfth amendment of the !
' Constitution was adopted, giving us our I
I present system of Electoral voting for I
, President and Vice President separately, i
; and at the next election the rote was for j
j Jefferson and George Clinton, b2 each, 1
I agninst Piuckner and King. 14 each. )
I There was a curious division, however ;
i in the sixth election. Madison received j
j 122 rotes for President and 3 for Vice 1
i President, while Clinton received lb! for i
Vii-e President and Tut President, Ver- i
i mont, throwing her six votes for Madi- i
I se n lia-.I given the six for Vice Presulent j
j to Langdon, while New York gave 13-1
j to Madison and 6 to Clinton lor President j
! but for Vice PreeiJent gave 13 to Clinton, j
3 to Madison and 0 to Monr.je, The con-
rc-r.t rated opposition ticket was that of
Pinckney and King again, who receired j
4. rotes earn. In Madison s seennd elec-
tion Elbridge Gerry for Vice President .
gf 131 votes, or three more for Madison
for President. IIen-e in the opijsition
Jare.1 IngersoII for Vice President got but :
St', votes, wh.le IVWitt Clinton for Presi- :
dent Lad si. 1
Monroe in lS17gjt 1V5 votes for Presi- :
dent against Rufus King's 34 ; while D. '
P. Tompkins was chcuen to tbe orti.-e of '
Vice Iresidcct by 15 vces agr.inst four '
candi.lates, John F Howard leading j
w ith 22. At his re-election Monroe made i
the great sweep of 231 rotes against 1 for
John Q. Adan.s, while Torn kins had 21 i
against 14 si-a'tericg. j
The succeeding election was among the j
j tut singular in tbe record. Calhoun
i waschowen Vice President br 1S2 rotes I
againnt 7 divitled among fire candi.lates j
jet for President Jackson had but 90 Ad-
. ,,. - . . i . ji 1 1 ... !
. ' . i
! then elected Adams. ' t trie rotes for ;
Vice President 13. contribute.! by four '
! different States, had been for Jackson, j
Ia the next election, however, while :
j Jackson got ITS votes against J. Q. A I- ;
! ams' S3, Calhoun onlr got 171 against j
i Rush' S3, tleorgia giving her 7 rotes f j
i Vice Pres4lecl to Wm. Smith, of South i
' Carodna. i
i . -w. r, . , ,-, I
1 In 133 aa Electoral rote more like '
; , .... ... .
those of our own aav was cast. Six states
. . . . ,
! gave their 40 rotes to the ticket of Clar i
r..v. mn i
, , ' ' .. . . i
FVirdandLeei vert gave t to Wirt and s
" , . , , ,- I
.w,. KntwhlU th! fiKad ,19 I
rotes, Pennsrlvanias 30 were diverted to i
; u-'c- r.u . . r t i i
j w likins of that state for v ice President, i
.
There was a general breaking op again
- ., ; v. Rn-
got 170 rotes for President ; Harrison. 73
White. 26; Webster. 14; Mangum, 11.
r ,- v; ... v....; t ,..r Af t .... l i
For Ice President, K. M. JoJlUSon had
147 -frfacgr, 77 : Tyler. 47 ; Wm. smrh,
23. Harrison tamed the tables on an .
i Buren with 234 to 60 in the next election
and Tyler aoo bad 234 rotes for ice :
President' wilh 4S
Ilt;teUrUdlfor
for Johnson, 11 far
Polk.
In Irs44 the vote waa 170 f Polk
and Pallas, against 105 lor Ray and
Frelinghuyatn ; thereafter went on habit-
omer
SOMERSET, PA.;
j wily in the Electoral Coiiejw like eon-
cectralion of vote on two rickets, with
the veil known exceptions of the storm
yers preceding the Ciril War. .V. I".
An.
A Picnic Quarrel.
! It was at the Erst annual picnic of the
: alesla and eientlemen's Auc-
iatiun. E. Harry St. John and H. Maude
I wllnarawn irom ue
i Sar throng of merrymakers and stood
"7- - .
' a'ODe uaJ,?r tbe "tdm branches of a
; noble eim. Her ir yoang face was
clouded tv a irown ana bis nobie crow
seemed troubled. II. Maude broke the
silence by saying :
" Maybe you think I didn't see you
swirsing with Sadie Murray !"
" Well, what if you did?" be retorted
his face assuming a defiant expression.
Oh, nothing, nothing at all. It's
I nothic n hom -Toa with
j and my heart won't break if yoa do sit
an hour at a time in a hammock w ith
Ma me Ecnson.
" Pooh ! I didn't sit ten minutes with
n:T' anl wain't you eating h"e cream with
j Prt LllwD at tI,ue
j " bouUn t wonder if I was. Did you
i "P1 sit dJ mr thcmb" whiIe
,nd Prl eniJ'ed Sour'
- -
! JoD t bWD to te bai!t that Wly"
! " Uc!!- "liat are ya kickicS GP
i a row about then?"
" I kicking up a row? As though I care
if yoa sat a month in a hatninock w ith
Matiie Benson."
" And it's nothing to me if yoa did boy
soda water twice fjr Sally Marsh. Ob, I
saw you."
" And I saw you flirting wiih Fred
Barton."
" Wei!, wasn't you sw lcgicg around
w rth Hattie Ivan on one arm andiLol
rrake on the oilier, so sweet on. them
1 both sugar wouldn't melt in youruaouth ?
' Tei! me that?"
"What if I was?"
What if I flirted with Fred ? "
" I wasn't kicking about your flirting
with Fred."
i And I wasn't saying anything about
i you and Heab and Lo! only I think
; that w hen a fellow takes a girl to a picnic
j he might at least speak to her once after
; they g-t there."
" Srk to her ? Stuff! Didn't I stick
: right to you all morning? And didn't I
eat dinner with vou and all that? Io
yon want me to get down on my hands
nJ knws an l aroanJ r -vou 411
u - '
" "W, Knartr 1 The Lord knows I
j don't care if vou don't even look at oe.
11 -rou was aR-r s:nJ 01 lntieman you a
kao to 10 trea' laJ" hen con-
descends
to favor rou with her com-
pan. v."
"Phew!
what a long tail our cat's
r'i
" heie- Hin7 St- John- thls t1111?
had tterend nght here, and you'd bet
ter ,ike if voa watt il- If we
";n' 110 w w.tnooi a ngm every
' " " rwana :
ell who begun this fuse ?
" You did."
" Yes. you did."
" You did yourself."
You began it by pitching into me be
cause I waded into the brook with those
giris from the ribbon counter."
" Well, bow did it lo-dt? How would
you like to see me paddlinz around bare
footed with a lot of boys ? "
I don't knew as I'd care."
" I suess you wouldn't."
" Well. I-I rhaw, Maude, let's kiss
and make up. You're an oil darling,
anyhow."
'.i you can't soft-saw-'er me '. "
" Now, now, my old ker-sweetness."
" Oh. behave yourself."
" I shan't."
" You'd letter or 111 Harry."
" You ain't so awful crcs. are you?"
" You'd better not kiss me again."
" Iet's go get some ice cream."
" Well, you've gH to behave the rest
of the day."
"All rizht," and the storm is over.
How to Reduce Your Expenses.
j You can do it easily, and yoa will not
j have to deprive yourself of a single com
i fort : on the contrary, vou will enior life
mon. th,n ever H"ow n Ton 4(m.
piish this result ? Easily ; cut down
your doctor's bills. When you loose your
appetite, ar.d become bilious and con
st ipatod, and therefore low-spirited,
don't rush off to the family physician
for a prescription, or on the other hand,
wait until yoa are sick abed before do
ing anything at all ? but just go to tbe
drug-gist's and for twenty-five cents get a
supply of Ir. Pierce's Pleasant Purgative
Pellets. Take them as directed, and our
word for it, your unpleasant symptoms
will disappear as if by magic, you will
bare no big doctor's bill to pay, an.i er
erbody interested (except tbe door), will
feel happy.
Cultivate the Left Hand.
Many are the advantages missed by
the non-cultivation of the left hand.
Occasionally an artisan is seen who is
n il. w t; ;.k :.t.
l "- "J """"' -
erhand. Such a one has constant advant-
?eover his fellows, not only ia the aroid-
at of fatigue, but in doing nice work,
and overcoming with easedimcultiestbat
Present themseives to those skilled with
on'!-T on LaIld- man who can use a
hammer or knife or perform any other
at wiX hand at the same time
that the right is busy will find frequent
occasions to exercise bis skilL Another
,.
and imtKrtant reason for training the left
'
fca"l to at with as treat ease and prm-
sion as possible is that if injury occurs to
, . , , , , .
the right band the left can exercise read-
ilf the function, poaible to one hand
- : c . ia c . . 1 :n
, ' ... , - ,
romn onewooia oespavreo, ia sacnaewse
,
Uducati mules hardened by ae and
- -
nd ucacostoined to obey the will.
Peculiar
In the combination, proportion and
preparation of its ingredients. Hoods
Swrsapamla accomuisbes cure where
other preparations entirely fail. Petrol-
iar in its good name at home, which la a
tower of strength abroad," peculiar in
the phenomenal sales it has attained.
Hood's Sarsaiparilla is the meet soccessfal
medicine tor purifying the blood, giving
strength, and creating aa appetite.
set
ESTABUBHED 1827.
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 1, 1888.
A Kangaroo Round Up.
A repfcrter met a gent'man recently
who has been largely identified with
pastoral interests both in Australia and
New Zealand, and from him some inter
esting farts were ascertained in connec
tion with the efforts of antipodean ari
cuknrists to combat the piaifae of the
long-eared perts.
" The drive idea," said the (rentleman,
"is now entirely new to the Australians.
ilbertiaTe lr Tears tfaiDJov?-! some-
- . - .
7 ."
what siaiilar mrtbx! of ritJ-iia pastoral
lanls of tbe destructive kangaroo.
The
usual war was to build a capacious tock
yard, with very high fences, for your i Lu?t tliat counts in the putvha.- of liber-able-bodied
kanguru is no slouch at J ty. Whatever may have been the true
playing leap frog. The location gi-ner- j philosophy for more ferocious times, this
ally chosen was on the lork of a river, j is the true philosophy lor us. Cast your
for kangaroo are not extra partial to wa- ; rote then, even though many of yoa die
ter. Invitations to the round np would
then be sent to neigboring farmers, and
on a specified morning the fanners would
put in appearance, mounted and acorn-
pa nied by whatever kanwoo bounds
they chanced to possess. Dogs and own-
era would thee get away bask and scatter
out in skirmishing order until a large
setion of country was overed, and tuen
circumnavigation was in order, the ohjrt
ive point, of course being the lofty stock
yarJ.
" Prettr soon rou would bear the bar
ing of scores of hounds, and the long found satisiliction of those white nen efa'-y "t1 a1 m',"! P lnt f j ing. dijv-r-l the pig contentedly w.id
jumping mar'ipia!s would -e seen leap- i whose suicidal pdky into keep you ia ; J-5eaB .'t,f "')1,re rr nltirS J ching the las! of a fine 1.1 vftalipbaUm.
ing like &rantio frog, while the skir- j alienism. In the same name of the dead i 5a"ty "! r-aper and are. there- j aa, 0,u; j .j lt noWner.
mishers would advance and close in ! black and white, of the Hring, and f j f,;" r!-"- B!a-k rags of . Seiiing a pitchf.-rk which lay near at
steadily and systematically, controlling ! your children vet unborn, not as of one ) "t" l!':!r are purged and iua de j-r- j fian, t e tnig.1 gar.irner plunged its
the ho'ends the while, so as" to gradually h part r or another, but as American free- ! !n and bath. .jj, ::ce9 ; the bapie p-nd Imfe '
direct the hopping kacganv to the aV j men, vote! For" in this free lnd the i V on-''n SC'J lT r erga.-M in : !h(. M faU;;y im: to tn ,
sire.1 imint. When tiie r.iob, which on j pe.nle that do not vote do not get and I ''rtins ,he (-vn-Jct ITa.!.e 111 do- ' r h.-re it met tii. .-are of ils ownern 1
occasions numbered manv bundrvds,
were finally housed in the place of j
slaughter, some one was sent to cl.ise the i
draw gate on them, and the fun commen- )
ced. The .loirs were restrained and fam
.!;.- .v -i, r.r kl .
and ancient flint locks were brought into !
,;:,-. .:i ,1,. i . , .,i
d-.iW ),A ts- Hnt '
Kangaroos make it rough for the
honnds on some occasions, do they not T
aske-I the reporter.
" You bet they do. An old man kan
garoo is just as thorough a bit of mechan
ism as ever a dog tackled. When fairly
cornered he will place his back against a
tree or rock and invite the best dog in
the rrJck to criie on. id d.irs are wary
of them, and their best endeavors to
. .u ... .- . .
. J v .
. ........ v, i t , .! u
a young houna will ire.j'jent!y ra-n into
tbe bayed marsupial's arm's so to s;-ak ,
and if begets nwar alive he is lnckr.
The kangaroo will balance hiniself firm
ly on his tail, which is both powerful
and springy, and
rill clasp the dog
ith his hind less
around tne lxly wita tus nind lejrs.
while he will utilize the sharp claws of
his fore paws to tear the brute's stomach
into ribbons and haul his entrails out.
" I remarked before that kangaroos did
not take kindly to the water, but when
goaded to desperation on a plain where
tliere are no trees or rocks in sisht to
back np against, they will not hesitate to
flop into a water hole, and it is a matter
of history that a kangaroo thus placed
has been known to grasp an attacking
bound a.id hold bim under water or.til
drowned. j
The days of roundin-' cp are pretty!
well at an end now, aa the governments
of the different Australian colonies pay
so much a scalD for kangaroos, and this !
has in i need hunters to follow the busi
ness of kangaroo shooting. By this
means the troublesome animals are kept
down, and it is only a question of a lif.le
time when they will be wholly extermi
nated." .VU1 ""IiiCwr-O Ex-.,ulr,(T.
Cets Along Without Drinking, j
- i j
Uo you snow, said a cooimerc
traveler to a renorterthe other !ae th:it f
aveler to a re port.
there are about S".(X commercial travel
.. . i ." . '
ers in the United States ? Surprised to i
bear it? Yes. most necole are when I
., v. f ,- . i.. : . r..a !
.... ..era n iv , vu. 1 . ... .... . 11 - ' : . . .r. .
less. Yoa mar also be surorisil to learn '
that each one of them srn.'s an aver- ;
age $3 W a rear makina toUl of ' i "na me mvn "
M,& If Voa add to this their salaries lh: The b5- teI must Uve taken
averaging at ? 1.0.0, you have a total ex- j fire water in its bowels and bee.me like
i;. k- .i ,riadnicken man. Ugh! It pitched up
rr20.0..J.V, . rear. ThLa is naturally I
spent in all parts of the country, but the t
hotels and the railroads get the lion's !
share of it. Puring the last ten years !
there has been a great change in the ;
character of the commercial traveler, j
The old Bohemian type has aluic dis- ;
appeared from the road, and drinking
men are much more rarely met with
than former'e a ',.-, rt - -t
man tormer.y. A s.mrt tune ago .t was
almost ImrossiWe to ret a merchant over
ia r u.l tn ht. . .i m. !
. - - ?
pies witnoot hrst getting hi in to leave
bis store on the pretext of getting a
'smile.' That is ail changed now ; the
customers don't look for it, ar.d the
drummer seldom gives it a thought."
She Couldn't Understand It
"What in the world has happened to
you since the Last time I saw you"? asked j
one lady of another when they met on j
the street the other day ; "I can't under- j
stand it. Then yoa were pale, haggard !
r. .1 ...i.O.'l .. .1 f Iw,- ...... j
r. - .-j-.. icuimiwi w .
saia mat too naraiy care.1 wnetner yoa
lired or died. To-lay yoa look ever so j
much younger, and it is rery eri dent 5
from your beaming face that your low j
spirits nave xaaen Elgin. -es, in- i
AA e il . -n.l .l,.tl T tll
r., - . . - i-. . cm... ' i
what drove them away? It was Ft. IVr- j
ce"s Faronte Prescription. I was a mar- ;
tyr to funrtiorerangement until I be- .
gan taking the PrescripUor. Now I am
as well as I ever was m my life. No worn- j
hour pass before procuring this wonder
ful remedy,"
The millionaires who are managing
Cleveland's campaign in the interests cf j
the British manufacturers, having raised
about fl,"'0.0O) to start the campiign,
rery naturally turn to tbe Republicans
and say that this is a boodie campaign.
Yes, so far as the I'emoerats are con
cerned. For thirty years I have been troubled
with catarrh bare tried a number of
remedies without relief. A druggist here reception of the seed. AjdI do not fiall to i kov Iobz it would take bin. to learn to ! tf 'h .irt:in man. Well, well.- j We have a sfe.Iy ami p.,tive rue
recommended Ely's Cream Ealia. I have j pot in tbe seed as soon as the land is j be an editor. It is according to what ; An J IotkJ hun.blevl as he went f tr Catarrh. Hphtheria. ( anker Motrn
nsed only one bottle, and I can say I leel I mdr Jur it. It is rare that a farmer sows j kind of a eonstitution he has, and just j t tht no man crid have the heart to arl Hea.ia.-be, in SIIIU -H'SCAT.. RKH
like anew man. My catarrh was chronic j or DUnt too early in the swinz. i bow much malaria be can stand before ! r3t s00 hiw.-Bunf.-Vf .V RF.MFPY, A Nasal InlVci.T free with
and rery bad. I make this voluntary
statement that others may know of the
Balm. J. W. Matthew, lawyer, Paw- j
tucket, R. L
w '
If tbe people want ns to "blow" the j
town they must help as raise the wind, i
Mr. Cables Advice to the Negroes.
Vote ! Cast your rote though taxed for
it. Cast your rote though defrauded of
it, as maar a white man is to-day. Cadt
your ro thougH yja die for it. Let no
man err. " Libertr or hUxxl
tVi.t
when liberty means duty, and death i
means one's orn extinction, then the cry
of - Liberty or death" is a holy cry, and
I , , . .a-
: inc man wao vui no. ause u nu ob
.
eren in freeiloui is not free. Nfrk not to
j bay liberty with the blood either r,f ene-
mies or friends ; it is men's own blood at
I , - 1 . - - 1 . itl
for it. borne of yoa hare died, but ia
comparison how few ; three hundred
thousand white men poured out
their
j blood to keep yoa bound, other three
j hundred thousand died to set you free,
and still the full me-asure of American
j freedom is not yours. A fiftieth of your
j own blood shed in the ino!fensive activi-
ties of public duty will buy it. Keep i
Crtllf Ci.fA I'trd ' Iidl.rf. Tl . ri f.iu T .
than ten half free. In most of the S-uth-
ern Sut the negro rote has been di-
minishe-1 steadily for rears, to the rro-
do not deserve their rights. F-rvm.
An Indian at Sea.
j One of the Indians with Buffalo Bill's
Sud
know as Rel shin. He has an orl-rna!
i manner of thougat and expression, w bich
! him constant source of amuse-
mem 10 iiwse wun ucku ce comes in
contact. For t co days after the great
show sailed away from New York for
England last rear they had a sea as
smooth as glass. On the evening of the
second day old Re-J Shirt call a pew tor
in one cf the cabins, where he prow-led
j to chin etna ahoot the crest vovage.
Among the other things he said that the
i . . .i i -. -
I mihtr works of the white
ral-r''-T oras 01 iae -"ue conwu-
: uea 10 ex wonner in dis ora.u ana
i i . , - , - -
StlU
i the violent beatings of his heart.
j -
j "They ar great people," said he. "and
I this last evidence Uiat we liave of it here
on this mighty tepee iboat; is greater are frequently focc L Tl.ese are laid xi ie i
than all others. The giant river toean i to be sold to necktie masufactarers who ;
1 which we have known about as a tradi-
! tion of the old men has become to ns now
a known and actual thing. Iown in the I i"o you ever nn-1 any artic.es of va.- I jitfra-;tt ti.-ket His neighbor had al
bowelsof this giant tepee tbe white man J oe among the W rags?" was asked. j waTS TvV.i liliit t;..ket - i,ct W)Wt wjtj,
has placed his miraculous engine that j " Terr often," tepiieil the def'er. ,a;r. 2.!ed with the bitter recollection
eaU wood and drinks water and soils fire The rasrs are pretty thoronghly cr-r- ,ito,h , e , h v.;. !..,
an.i -w Knt t. mitiirlirv
round and round its paddies to more this
t -
great mass of wood and iron. We know
that we are safe in the w bite main's cum-
pany, because he g?es with ns, and he
has been over the mighty river many
rimes before. But it is all so wonlerful
that it seems like a beautiful dream."
The next day was dark, cloudy and
finally stormy. It was three day's be
fore Old Red s-hirt craw led out f his ban k
! and summoned his warriors to another
council. This time they were a sick look
horrors of seasickness, and, althoiigii they
endeavore.1 with stocial Indian fortitude
to " brace np," the evidences of the un
happiness were ai plain as the signs of
bebauch on a man who has beeu on
a lomr srree. Cid Red Shiit shook
hl4 .j Mi;y M ne u-pu to tala
to the braves. His first sentence might
have been almost
literally translate.!.
"These be terikas times." He continued
" These be perilous ti
u r 'ii. . ...i.Jjt oft . . . ' .t : i ...... ti. tu.iivw -
; and melancholy tones: "This has been a 1
trouble
to try our manhood and our
The sky was black, and the
n?rle"
waters were dark, and the great waves
; " i a - 1:1..
an dor like a bucking horse. Igh.
It .
was no longer a oeauiuui a ream, dui :
liai me: muiuc uiau ca. is a u.m u.ir. -
Il was a 6ju1, bad dream." .V I'-rf-i ,
Tnbttu. I
j
Harrowing and Rolling. j
I
In the spring wbea farm wor presses ;
, . t... i
. . .
th b a cunM.rit tempution to sow ;
. c .a: .w I
. .. ....
s Erje tnj Ue.iow as onr better ja.;g-
meet teiis ns is necessary. Patiern-e is
ir.e greater oi ai. ...n . u.i . ,
farmer in the spnng it must be in act.ee, j
energetic patience. After the crop a in 1
he waits patiently. But lfore sowing :
we mast I on oar g-iard against the f
Kind oi impauence mas resm-- in iiasiy
and imperfect preparation of the land
Oats can be sown on land early in the j
spring without much harrowing, and we i
presume this true of spring wheat. But
barley requires the best of tilth, and the j
. . 1 . t . . . i . -' T . 1 1
narrows mustt oe aept a. a 01 a 101 ine 1
grl fine and mellow. Harrowing and
ndiing require more attention than is
usually bestowed upon them. We do j
roll to make tbe land firm. Harrow- '
mg will make the !anl firmertftan it ran
1 i . .1 r. 1 11 '
ut? maue, excej oil toe poi -a e. ut a o
er. We roll to break tbe lumps. The .
1 will not crush lumps that it cannot
.ch, and so we harrow to break some
oftU lamp and to pull the other, to
the surface, leaving it rough, and then !
frtlti-ittr ttrifl. a pottle f irttil !mr.rriTAnt0r't .
. . , . . , r , ,, I
have been made in the harrows and roll-
. , . , ... , , .
- Tr. arnrr isan f . il.ir antn far l-aa
labor than formerlr, but tbereisstill need ;
tor z-xl judgment and for promptness, i
A field may work well today that to-
labor than foniv.rly.twt tb is still need ;
' morrow, after a rain, would be damaged '
! rather than improved by the harrow or
i rr.lW. And rart of a field can be work- i
ed while other parts are still too wet. . trn loft, under six tt of ,ider
We nee-i to hare everything rea.lv, so shoate-i a n.ac in the crowd who knew
that not a moment mar be lost when the ; him.
conditions are faTorabie for tbe import- .
ant moment of fittinir tbe land Cor the !
Look oat tor the man who advertises
an infallible cure for a corn, price (1 and
money refunded if the corn does not dis-
appear. If yon send him a dollar yon
will receive by return mail the following
receipt : " Cat off your toe."
eralcl
A DEALER IN RAGS
Grvj A Ft Hit CfMEBSTSO THE Dt"-
inesis is srw xoa.ic
indostrie in oar bi,j
There ire fei
to.n which -ire employment to so msay
tu "Juitu a.iii ciiiitiTCH u iijC alia
Tliis eems a btid utte- i
cent to make in lhacuv of nuicuKth
I 1 I I. ; .. V...
j . " -,... ui
j " lu 1 , r 1 ,
I Aawaa UACUS STU (t m UHUi4.ia.l V (l .HIT im ie -
. - - . ..
lin fiiit Ten ir nri! rt -a i.s-a- f. sv tf n v
! . 41 i .1 " t '
,a
lnS an.i M.-ing 01 ii;is wa.te maU-nal.
the ut.hiin ot which f .rms w va-i an
industry. The junk hhops thrru:h which
uiot of the rji3 and pa;r ra are gen-
! erousiy sfinkle-i aloat the city, and into
j one of these recently the writer womied
'. his way between shadr tow'rscf bun-
died ismW and g.r.res t-f baled prer. The
r' w,-.-
proprietor, ia answer to ;-irie !y the
. i ,1..
I wr.ter. ai l :
j " Perhaps it sems like an ex-ra-
tion of the truth, but more than 1' .!'
j pji:nd of afscrtfd r?g are gathered eve
i rv werk bv the ind'atriu)e rag pickers
an.i sola to the o.'a.ers, who. in t'lm.
them to the ni
where thev an- made
! ' V- ' 11
' "re lh t0 U T U
i M M mU" h lV l; Tfc-T nf.tLen
in this Las made them vrv -kiilf;;!.
-
l Many cf the dirtirst and mt p)verty-
j stricken l.K.kiu pickers p5- ail j
i f.rf'ines.and there are but few tf thera i
! who cannot Njast of a g'i-i bar.k account." j
' meanwhile livir;s on next to ndhin. No j
! or.e knows anvtl.ir.a of thei
f their plar.s until
! srme fine day the familiar.
".zz!e-l face ;
: 01 .nrono or '.aisj-r-e is missel, aiti :n- ;
j qnirr div!. the fa.-t that be has av-
j quired his pile and rt-tnml to his sunny j
! Italian home, to enjoy the frtiits t ( hi
' lalr. .
i " M
-t of the n -n.n.
n mjs are ma-:e
Into r'fio; raaterial.
bile T.ewpaperw
are sgain converte.1 into blank sheets to
be ted for the -ame p'".rj-. M.-t.fj
the lt ras, sjch as cctton t w..'en '
rags, arc ser.t to Hoiyoke. Mass., t;.tre!'
be n:a-!e into fir.e ifrades of t'''Irr- such '
as bead, le Ige. larvhruent. etc. In s n- ;
ing ra, pieces cf new silk or red el' th
j convert them into stylish cew cravats lor
j lash ionable young iL.en."
i haulel before thev reach our hands. The
-
! on!.v "find "of any gre:it ra'ue that I ever ,
! fade among the rag was that cf a j
beautiful soltalre diamond ear-ri.ig which j
was found tied up in the corner of a lady's
handkerchief.""
"Io you think that the g rriis of ir.
fectioas diseases jrk in the l:es cf old
rags and paper Z .juerid the writer.
"There is bat 1 ttie diubt that dis. ase
is often convey el ia the bai.-s nf r:ise
rags and paper imported from other ar. i
less cleanly countnes than our ow n. I do
not think, however, that domestic rags
are often purveyors of maladies ; at least,
such cases have never been brought to
my notice : I have l:s?en in my presect
business for more than twenty years and
have never yet sufft-red from any malady
more violent than a headache." .V. 1".
A Clever Painter.
x-me painters were relatir.g their ex
periences the other .lay w hen one of them
said :
" I took the cc.ntract to paint a tsr-s
for a frait dealer. The dealer was very
; particu'r and
insisted that the vehicle
' i paiBteu me esaci cr-ior i an
; craag-- What was I to do ? I did n.,t
. - have the triors to make that t.ct. and
that was not the worst of it ; I did not
- ..ii l . I . r
have the mocy to buy them. But I
pa.nieu me wagon, ana ca.,e-i ti.eoeaier
ui Jooa ai it.
That is not what I ordered : that is '
not an orange color. I w.il send you an
orange that yoa caU maich ti e exact
shade I want."
" The orange came, and I confess th"re
mrr, Kti ,.
trast.rijj the oranre with tiie
irasi'n orange wiia me wsg-ir. inJ
... , . , ,,
the wagon w.th the orar.g-. I came to the
conclusion that It wou. 1 1 easier
to
I paint the orange than the cart, an il had
! just aloc: paint enough left to do that.
,a a j Mt Top, t;,s! tfcfr :,b
w jDe The . MiiJ .
xiiat -.t r;tfht. Y u don't rail
that oral -e
Ij, .int cw M I ra3
. .t.iie.t -n,i t.
up the orange. He
looked at the orange, aa l then at the
wagon. They were identical : the san:
paint corered both. I ba-1 paintel the
orange to match the wagon."
Well, I mtst V getting color blind.'
id. as be relix-tantlr pail f.r tiie
job." .V. I". TA-f-am.
Smithville Humor.
T.
orld owes every man a
living,
a good
and is never slack In wyir.g it to
coiiei-tor.
v thankl Tom Rcrtf.a , . T
he rf , De un.
aa , tktet it
. , , , . .
We were not in last Monday when
, . . L ,. I
Col. Jenkins, of tbe Forks, caned to set- ;
'
BM "iu ""S ." i
, :
"ben 'we re oct- D, co,h- '
fjr bot hi9 "rgards. ;
Fellow citiiatms," exckime.1 a Smith- 1
orator, "when the war cry rang
over this broad "and." " Yoa was in the
A certain rotrcg man, who ia a first
class eroeerr clerk, asked as yesterday .
he weakens.
Much pale brandy has made Bariton s
voice hnskr, and be retires from the
stage. " How did Bar-.ton kaie his vol. T
asked a frien.1. "He swallowed it," re- i
plied the ringer's jhysician. 1
WHOLE XO. 1933.
A Pig Caused the War of 1S12.
It all happened in this w-je : Two citi
zen f Provs lenoe, B. L, fell into most
j nnser-aiir d.' uuun on account of the
'tTtM.- of - ,,0.3-1 br
i OCtf , f thu TLe j, fmAf
1 arsse.1 a very Dne fir-im. in tlU'D 11
a h cuitoni to spena his hours of
ujv, meil.njS 2raft:n, a.l 1 transplAnt-
- - ---- . r
, inc tae g-.w-rs and rentable ia which
he drtihte.1. Eat often, as he enteral
L. 1 1 - t 1 '
i ae sr-tr ;en in eveninar. n?r woua
f . .
' -ntl w:ta a ract ami a nirt.e, mna
ti.e t.t fc rrn of his neighbor's pig might
be -n c.
4k:s 3 ?ht fn'm ,h
;arKn ia which it had been wetic ail
dav.
In LLrh d
the gardener R.c.'ht
Tif fil-Mir n.1 -,uT't.l ..t cif tli ni'V J
r "
-re-jMrnt vwa. ueiunng that a ir.tie
i t. . . " , .; r
i ' " " " i
Cut loth j the owner of the pig respond-
-I
.1 :r l. .. : i l . u
s
r- kery fcoce. in r repair, the pig
m!t take hi, daiiya.nEz without temp -
ana i:ie garien woum bi oe en-
j danre.i. !
ir-ii.l in .wleels on tae part o: tne
p.g funned the s-iiouldering tires of i:s-
srn-.m into the llames .o;arn hostility. .
I At U came. The ownerofthe
! garden, Hsu. unasualiy eariy one nam
hour or twi-u-.er. Irirea"er it waswar t.
the knife between the two neighbors.
Now, what La-l ail this to d with the '
war d is-2 ? The answer is sm.pie. The
!w neighbors beSoGgvd to tne poiit.i-al ;
party known a the Ke.ierAli.-ts.
Thrrtigh all the outrages that Great
Britain ir.nic'ed upen the United Slates. '
while Seamen were being impressed. '
Aii.eti.-an vseis stoj ped on the bigh
seas, an 1 while every pc-ssibie indignity ',
was l e.ng committed against the tg of
the 1 cited ta!es, the Federalists re- j
iiiiin. .1 friendly to dreat Britain, and j
I contested e-. err pr..p;t:on fcT the dec- -
I laratcn of war. i
i
L .t the In-xic a ratic party was easer for
j war, and a Lnti-h oppress.on became i
liore ntil-earabie ti.e strength of tbe
I -ea. -crnis ir. -reatr-i. It so hapjaei
that th-? election district in which the
two neighbor live.1 had been about
e.;';aiiy divid.-l between I'e-ucaT-ats and
Fe-ierihsts. t nt the latter party ha.! al
ways s:;.-oee.ie-l in carrying t!:e election.
Bt .n !'.! the owner of the garden was
a i-an.!i,!-te jf le-islature on the
i , . n-. .v. . o
.i.e c-tui' rriL. " nea Liie iiaiiots were
counted the I'etr.'icrat was foaml to be
elec ted by a majority of one.
When t.'.e Eewiv-elected legislator took
his -eat, his first d ity was to vote for a j
United ."-'.ates ."senator. He cast his vote
f .r the can iidate of the I'emoerats, who t
was airo eiect-d by a majrity of one.
When the Siiat.-rtk his aeat in the1
Uaited Mates Senate he found the auea- .
ticn ...f war with Oreut Britain was im-
pending, and aftr a long and bitter dis-
rtission it anie to a vov. TY, jinil
crais voted f r war, and the Federalist
against it. As a result of the voting, war
was declared again by a majority of one. '
Ho Turned the TaDies.
Once cn a ti.n. some y.-'ung Free, h- -men
started a journal. ' 'n the day after
the pe-arance of ti.e first number, the '
.dice was vi-itci by a littie, stout man,
neat'y drei-se.'. w ith cot'.- n g'oves. and
an a r of sirr. j le fl nature. He pjl.te
ly aske-i for a copy, to seethe style of
the afrr as he had the intentiiin of sub
scribing if "tiive the gentle-
tl "..'i .1 u i c- ' i ,
i-..r. Tr;e little man thanke-1 him. bowed
and 1. ft. Neit week bark he was again.
" Not Sa I f r the first number, not bad."
he au'.d to the . lerk :niust see if it holds
out." We h' t so," sai 1 the clerk.
Wei
sir I am going into the dry g-ods
ra?;m. J an, ,nit. tUn are 2od at '
Lrst, but fade.
w..I suWr.L if tne
-...lor -land."
"Oive the gentleman
numir twol
cried the editor. Nine times did the dry
gl3 man return, and nine times did he
get a Eurnl-r for nothing. n the tenth
owusi'-n Nori.ic w.-w there when he call
ed. " Very t 1" sai l the dry gv!s
mar.. "I like .t ; and if it keej its color
ia this cuil.tr I will subscribe next
time."
" 'ive the gr.tlen:an two copies," said
1
.ee-!.tori t.:en. taking the editorial
sciss.r. he d'-'i'-rately apprachel tiie
shop keeper ar.d cut out of the tail of his
frock cat a square of cloth. What v.n
earth are you doing?" he exclaimed.
" Taklrg a sample of your g-xals. sail
Noriac. "and
buy a piece."
it k.;? its cjior I wii!
Between Two Dangers.
" P ye ret k .n that Oarfeld will cut
any figure in the Republican convention
tins year?" aed Mr. T'nistlerl. anx
iously. "Id. .n't sr-era to much
mention of 1-i.n in the papen."
"r.:rsV,d? Why. can alive, Oar
field's been dead thee five cr six years r"
" That so?" i'lericl the oi l man, with
a cur.r., eg, ir.cre.3c
j-n look ; "he rta.rly
did die. tiien T
" Why. of c.urse, man ; yon must be
a.-leep. Country didn't talk of anything ;
. TT.f.ee ir.nn ei-r
' Weil,'
sai l the old man. I remember
i. .c . i i....l. c i
sevir.iC au lie aij-rs m uiaia. wicien
wd b,g a--ine. aoout ,t, bet 1 didat
LI """'' w" "
""- the he
wfcen they sound very startling,
headlines
L sure
as I do I gt caught in some patent med-;
icine or insurance or siip i-orr. :--iiieii ,
I'm a little too tautic-ns, mebbe. but er- '
err time I break through this rule I urt !
caiight. S. iarfiel l really is dead ? WeiL j
well, well ; and here I've been apimiinf !
myse.f ad this time on being tne on.y
msa n America too smart to r.t caught I
Between meaales. mum pa and melons i
we are tar it
.
; a lively time down this i
-r"
Thcngti 'tis pleasant weaving nets 'tis
wiser to ike csj?s.
Poultry in Summer.
It stems rery Lard to keep pui try tt.it
np durinx hot weather, and ) it on bt.
Bit by takiug th Deeie- care, their 1.4
mar be ntale rerr ixui?,rub. aa 1 the
trrjuble be amply repai-I ia z Tl.?
heavy fowls, tb .Vsltics, Bel oa!y a
fcjw iaciosure, but lb eoont lay era,
sach as tbe Leghorns, oee-i a h h fo -e.
The present styles of wire neit.r. ailo
one to build an t5r-rt:e ic.-lo.ur- at a
Oioueraie outlay. If tl fowls 2nd their
wants prorlded Cr within the yard, they
will hare less tendency to roaxa thin if
comfort was lacking. When fowls roam
abroad, jreen regetaile food and fresh
insects are found in abundance. If there
is, as there shoald be on every farm, a
gardes of good lize, the waste from the
regetables as well as weeds shos.l be
thrown to the S;wla.
Another method fc aupply them ;:h
regetahle fiiod aa 1 :.-vr;ls al is Vj
ore off two ample beds w:!h:n tr.e yiri,
and breaa thctu np with tLe ij.;e -r
pii.w. Make a fr-juue of ..? sir? of ise
bed, o,ver it with wire nrtti:;. aad jr-
. T!.ie .i, ai)OUl jx mi-h- h:.-1;. T.
j Mf u buaH, t th prr.jr v.
; M'l MM BP KI-.U; U VI
h
. . , jj ,.T tt,,r!.
, . ' h u ,
; ,u
.r r r v - v
(ri 0p tjie 1fU)A An
! Toa weij pn.Ven; th - Sw it
thu-klr t. rre. rack d. wn or nil
j , on th fmnM.. If T
rre tArt rtie bir is maiue to gt at the
plants, maketite sides of the fra-ne l.igh-
er.
When the rve rva-!i-s the act work.
j.Ie cp an.1 sow the ctiier bed in tbe
. same manner, a.i0w;n.-t:ie t..w t eat
: the ra:a sh-jots as tner cme a?
.... ' .-.
1 .inl m -rn nn tiiri.n -'i f:.e n.?.:r.i?
ufcf the wiw fpMn fir fr.;a. an.,
; f fr lo to t
w hat they w ill, and rat. h f- r w b tt they
mar tin 1. In two or three days ;u.!e ip
be-1 number oiu, t:'.rn:iii under the n-
and whaU-ver vf the a!s t!e foa ! l:.te
left on it, and they aisti sttouid i.aie left
a hWral man una g. -S.w anew an 1 trat
as Ivfoi-e. a'tematir.g the lsls unt.i :t
bMme too late to The 1-i.st sow
ing should leave a jrd crt-p t-j-.n the
ground, from whU h ti.e birds shall t-e
kpt diir.r.g the winter by the use of the
frames. The grwa rye w;:! sfart very
ear'y and !s rery welcome to the f -a is.
which !,. u! 1 1h? ai'ow.i t f -nj- c;- n
one of the bed, w hi!e the other crop is
: g-"w ing to fe-l t tirong'i the fra-ne. an 1
t?ie same r tati n cvuntm :e-l. 1 Le rye
may son;et.:es 1-e a le rnal.-i w.tii -Mt-.
uiastarl or wi.ateier oti.er r. p- n.ay 1-e
preferred, but a winter grain :io .11 be
sown at the last sow in.
Ground bone may beaj pUsl to the I'e is
as a fertiiiner, snd when the hens l.a.e
their way with the !els they wi.l pick
! cp a lot of e-j? Kaking materia!, but this
' should not he the on!v f..I of the k.nd
furnishe-I. Ground bone, which .-an
usually bought in cities, shu' 1 I
given freeir. At a distance from u-h
msrkets l"'k to h nie i-rt;r"v.. Rone
fnni the kitchen should I nave-i and
broug.it into available ': a;- ! y grind..-
or t..uu liiig. La.k to ti e r.-taisran?9
' and sal ns. whi. h in for iclaa i village,
'have "she!! J-yaf-rs" inlo.'i we-atT,er.
; anl er.g.iga their shcl.s t.-.-.' .rehau 1
i In some iakirs and si-illow rivers, fre- i
water clams or iiiiisciws as they are call
j ed, are very a!-un.ioi.t, i,f.en p'-r'y
. that they may be raked out. the si.1
. of the- are mostly s thin that u.er do
; not nee.1 Ui be groan I. If piaced in a
tP)Cg bax they may T? tri-i! witli a
1 pounder surSciect'y to allow the f.-wis t
get t the animal within, while ther
i break the shells smaller.
Fowls that are s!r:t nr. in it.-t weah.-r
: nee-i extra attention as to ciean.m
! both in the boose and without. White
wash, use kerosene f,r lice, remove the
manure frejentiy or cover it w-tn .Irr
earth ; do not f jrget the d-t lath, a hicti
must be under coer wriere it may r. t
be a mud bath.
If fowls can r.rn a.'ioit st w;d. many
! think if they are ziven theireven.na f.-l
! f gram they have d.-ne their wV.'e d ity
! by them, and the creattires ar lund to
'. tok rr of Uieiwlrea. r-.me do n-t
' eTen Pv- siie f'"L think, rig that
they will come home to vi-it the re
boxes in return for past Civirs. Water
is one of the neccessities to f j :s.aiwav,
and when they are at large the u;.p!y
of'en nr.s short. B in from dm.ns ti.at
seem abundant, go dry in J'ir.e. ar.d li e
poor biris have to travel fir b Cn i avr
and if found, it it is ..fea nnfiL See that
the birds when at Urg-can alwav r.nd
g-Ksl water without !re.j.jia.ing r.p. n ti e
domwti.' supply or U.at of a n.-ighls.r. If
they must zet Ibis water from a r.ver or
a lake, see that they Lave aa easv ar. I
I safe approach. Water mat be ahr.n ijr.t
, , ,
l and near at hand, yet n atcourit of teep
bar.ks they cannot set at it. and u. v-t g-.
without until they . home at night.
Frait thatisto besh:pfdany o tsid. r-
1 ; J '. . -. . 1. - ... ' i i A . : 1. . I
; . , ,
' before it ts quite rai.y r.pe. If wed-
ripened tiie- is eonidm - dang-r that
it will lasenme t' rij and le aerie -usiy
damaged when redy to pla-e n; n the
marfeef. Iiersr.1 shociM. o f rir, i.e
had to the distance the fruit w-.ii g and
the time required
Cchivate yxir yoiing frij f-ee sr 1
suiau traits tue same as you -i J ary
. uLetr crop on the farm tr:n which y.-u
expe-t to reiaijea pr-tahle rr.p. Oar.
, thorough rultivatiua is j K as ifi-potant
with fruit as with any .t.l.-r or .; gr-.wa
on the faru. and if it !- w. fii M-.'iig
them out it is surely Wvrth giving them
. prcitr altec:ion.
P-jib!y the cheapest t,.at ih.it the
farmer ever Mkes i ti. -.rk ti.at he
makt on clover. if course, refrerne
i here is bad not qiik-Ii tott.e t.nl p.ric
i which fills the larrel at Chr.-tiiias. as !-i
j the mtjs le and lane which are bciit np
i and tie general f icin.!ai .n whi !i is lai 1
I ia the fat. Tbe summer clover aiakes the
. frame ; the old cora till it with fat.
j Tiie n.i4 sixvrWai swine bre'i.-r
I never let the pigs stop grow i teg oct.i t; ey
' are ready t market. Whenever ;!
' come to a standstill, then all the f--l
! given them is so much
14. aa tf.ere is
; nothing to sIhjw for it. A gI, thr.fty
i pis d r be made to gsin a pound a iay
nntil he is 1 noorMhs cd. when he i of
th right age and weight to -ell, and
e
consumed.
Cost omer "Yoa warrant this mediO.-.e
to cure me T
I irnnit "Yew. sir. if ria will take a
a..,. a,or,r., ,i:rt'., r. and crir-
is net erTecte.1, bring bark t.'ie c-ii. ii;e
; and I will refund the CK.r.er.
yhere are plenty of people who wart
the earth, but jtrlw. as a n, w.il 1 be
aatisfied with a New Jerwy
each bottle. Use it if too desire health
! and sweet breath. Price Xc Sold bv
.- - r. . . ,
, .- . ,. . ..." " .. m - ....
' WKat ia tl-a 1 lfewnca. r.t arM.n a ncn
lady and her night tap ? .cc is bora to
wed, asd the other is worn to bed.