r Somerset Herald. I Tbc T )nr,s of Publication. 1 . .-.st every we--:iwj ?'m her ti-c-riScn do not was uot their j 1 SoXOtoTT, Ti- ,-. ;i oj-iu: -uurl i', is t ..... - J tMtiKTW-t. P. Z m-iTTv II. " II Kl ITB. --a - f rr--,-J. to xh-Sr -n- c 11 i-. . T' D" NNJ ?V-T- f.NtV AT I AW. A' 1 . ,.'. t.-l-:Ttv nArr . i.-::vvi. .r,U- UNtV-AT I.--. i .:,:... r. :iU j.r:.i.- t AV-vi- uNiV AT ",. - T.t 1.1. ,.-n.M. nU, ;: -. -.. :: A ' d.!': 'UN. 1 1 ' A--;.-i:StY-Al Ivtr. t.. - - . . !.--: -n Aei.t. i-ficc ia JUcaa f t " 'A! .DTi'f. II Y ATLAW. J HN H- I HI, i) v-v.v:,V AM -IK'-E X. i.ii5T. Pa-. - - .-t--y-i TrVr- f ' ' 1 . . . ..- T . ".. .r -nil a':7 D;L J. M. I.'.TTL'T'.U. r::v--' 1 -Vani- K'.kn. ! '- a' - r,-.:v ii r. 1 1 H the D"j. m xn.i.r.v. I),;;'HX!::!;;t. D-Moa..f!V:.T ;- -. - r- 1 1 : -n I tic I) v..j. k.mh.m:k S'Kif-j-stt Count v J5ank. ir-r.t r:.:.-;;ij) r..i C J.KA?EISC X.J.PRITTS, I'M.:: ?. CAfniEK. r r:lt :r I! rat -f tic Vniu CHARGES MODERATE. r1- --- - .... - - r - 0 ' 1:'. V i'fTl .,; !:T 'l?n. CURTIS K. GROVE. SOMERSET, PA irr"-:r- si.i-hs, carst.v k. I'LIN-r A'rV. V X V..Ni 4M- i.i-T!U.!s AM "tt I.-TIliiN VCKK ftg Done cc Ebcrt Tirrc. i '.-"..,; :;yf;..r.:,wj All Work Warranted. -T " f.:roh SKv(rWia4 -,:T r j. ud CURTIS K. GROVE. WIWFIRSPT. PI (JHAKL1 H..1 1 MAX, MERCHANT TAILOR. SATISFACTION CUARANTEEp. Somerset, Pa. TT II. Ine VOL. XXXVI. NO. 45. CONSTIPATION. in i it :wi. ni K it I- -it--.i Kr T'- jti IjTrt iw -rx-rih tr.if Vift rsrT-t-i rtn ; Loss of Appetite, Sick Headach9t j Bad Breath, Etc. i mnn-tT in w'. K Jvt-t-. Te ioI i-iiw ; biiKE p. 4 t :v jei - fnirj-snvtr tan U-iMiirw ; Ufii.iiu,i(mi"'s:' it' u-4 irr-.-itT Mnr , T u'- r-ti.ir Sir ::hJot T-r ;v Miii-r ! f.-.;! :hat U i:i !-- tr'f-a ci lfmf I rnmi.l ii un- Beware of Imitations! And do not be deceived by misrep resentation. BUY 0,N!-,Y TJHE Pure Seven Year old Export Gccketheimer SOLD ONLY BY JOSEPH FLEMING, DRUGGIST, 84 Sir, Ptmhtrg. Pa U-v ft.1 ;li t.ri; itM- n'i tT- i-M. lull ri. '3. if 4 k h f Aii ir'n. rr r.-ttt:. '.. h. iit-r i--. jifuf-ii u.t!-ii tj. iiiTlH-R:!-f t.V' l.n . JOSEPH FLEMING, DKIQCJIST, r e.v-' ?:..tv v T, It is to Your Interest to r. Y y n: 1 rrro am Mr nri H CXXS.C" TO C. X. 5'WI. Nv.De but t'.A- 5yr.t and V VcU in rt xk. and when l'r.:jit-KM' iun by rtai.d iaf. ax tt-nain .f tbt-m do, we de stroy th-m. ras!T tii:i isa-j-irtio'.ir cust rue". You '.-an J j.-Tid c-n Lav."i:j: yur FRESCBirTiCNS i FAXLYRECHrTS f'.Iid v'th v.i'. iir j.r!o n'e a." 1"W as i-:r other fir ho" and on many in ' ranch lowvr. The ii.e of tliif conr.fy n-rn to know tbi. aj. J have (rivtu u- a lam; 'iirc of lln-ir I jtn-nui. s::d we siiaii o!;!!'' ti:ive them thetery but p.oi for tbWr nwiii- y. ik f'rT. that e ntik" a sTUilty of FITTING TRUSSES. We tiiara!!'w ctii-Cvtion. ai 1. if you have hid tr..!il-!e lit 'liniTi.-a, jr'vtf u a -aji. SPECTACLES AND EYE-GLASSES in r-st va-y : A T.:V. rt of T"! Lriie. I V-n- in ar. 1 have y.mr ry examiiM-l. Xo r iiar.T for-Tan;;n:.tiR. arvl we anre.itiS.leT:t weu u:t ton. l'on: aid t u. BIESECKER & SNYDER. AGENTS WANTED PIANOS and ORGANS! A SPLENDID CHANCE FOR ACTIVE AND RELIABLE KEN! tlt-jn'atir ii;.' VmV Hir.!nx Ji.tr- ''-. Chiru-f', 1J'-)ft rtts'r. In th I:t :: vW-.l tl- v-ry f iii- u bw-rM :1 n4 t-ii wv- r-i!. ti f-iJwm Cr- a.n-1 ia-tfT trftfiv ar-nt !' i;t We jiiMt- -t-iBji1- -ti t" -:rr-it: liit fr fr-m b li3- TT 1 1.". Avr. I ;r.'irir.. fm. DIAMOND LINSEED OIL WORKS. THOMPSON & CO., 6U(NE OLD PROCESS OIL CAK L. Cil K21I as SirJc 7::i. T!i're i no btier or cirasr fJ 'r MIUH H'Wji. It irH-n--k ;i qnalityand ;iiant!ty f nti.k 7ir tiian any rttr Kor la!!ni:)i; Iwt i-a'tlr it ro-t all otli-t-r msi:rir t!? useat n.m-tfttWud jjic-r. No -! known wiil it ATri.K a rat.i'.ily .r niarttt ai- li M.-a'.. f or HokS. . a nii OMjntitr can ( iM ia'!v with a!ua!.'- rtrii:t. i"k1 ttr f-UKKP. H'HiS, Kt'VlJ5. ett it n t- xeelimt f.l. kr-;i-i'is tiu-ni in a bc&:iy tKsii:wn, oiakuig fiix". rola'al rmttt. W manufwinrr t-r the OU PK) TIS taTn '.tcv. ail i.riinu'ie ptr-are. Writ LIN.-bKl UlL and fresh FTt jh! OIL MKAL aiKaj"1! UanJ. . Write Joe orr-aU and j.ri. .hendyoor oni-rs u I -II -3m. A'lesrienr, Pa. DEEP: SEA. WONDERS ra ta ttiutAB i itf (unn B).rtttif intntM )lke m r. b pxl.tAD ork IM. ema o 4H h: I r. at tnie touVt iu &4v j iw.r Ki-irM u iJiiU-u ('.. '.t-:.-Kt At.:ce. ' .k. ao - cars rrocn tk w- ' ot and ai'Vard. . hrrrf-r ll-f live. m aox mm frr 4 '.piija; r- rv u : rti. biitn. havr awie a'4 ia a tiaaie (i. al Uu. r-rt. Ai jauu---: Aii 1 I wed. FIR iLlJiuin Lo Biesecker k Snyder BABY'S ON A STRIKE. Oh. iiMirm-tlaa. uuni;, KrT.4t rr is the tr : Ov Ul iaVr'i Bp is i, Aail suns i m dnpiir. H- i hand tint' hiirh Ami nikmy, likatch mile : T i-r'i.-m ;uirr. .!! iu mtbnl. a link- (n.l. T-l i'ji.. hi. iOi.-h Hulr. Hi- rfiil lrs liaai a .ot. "I 'i ' p..) ; M ilH-Tr : " Pjr A'UTi. t-mius. ao;i! .Ik Hr .ill out brlxv ta iarh, tb M Who su'-Ju thi j.:ilet;t When mb-' an m tri i? " BROTHER VsTBROTHER. It is a terrible thing wlien brothers fall in love with the aanie woman. I have rea.on to know tin horrara of sm-h a wt nation. My hnjtherand I orkel in the same warehonse he wes the mater and I was the bead clerk and nntil his eyes f( !l on Olive ftoaliton wepntalong very wt i! too ther. I cannot blame him that lie fell in love with her, but it ti a sad day for uie. Hew a man of stron? pansion, and I knew he would do anything to win her as his wife, but I did not believe he wouid fix a crime on me, as be did, to yet ine out of the way. It mas a trnmped-np eharre of forcery he arrar.ired eisily in the warehouse, and there was no esca;ius him. lie offered to let ine jro if I would kuve thecMintir, but I rvftwrd to ac-knoaledi.'e a crime I had not coauniUed by fleeir.?. "I will go to prison first," I said, boldly, "jnd bide my time until I find out sho has injsrt d cic.'T He was S3rprid at tuy aitfwtr. lie hud probably expected Die to flit tt ilhout a won! ; yet I knew the police were even tlen in the ware bouse eianiininj my japere. I beard them in the next room, and thr.tuin on the door, exclaimed : "My brf.fher wishes me to rrj away, but I a:u inno-ent, and will bide by the re-ralt-" "How U this. Mr. llernanl T a'kd one oftliem. "Iiiil you wvk to deprive the Uw c.f it ju-4 prey ? Yon mho were so ; cos-r j:iit now 1,-Urt m:ivt his eyt-s. I do Ulieve the n.en gave hint credit for brotherly alfifttua and symjatby. liut he had shot n it t'M nc. was taken away iai- nu-d'jite'y and pnt in n5nenient. And Olive mould hear of my trouble I from Ftracscrs! 'And how oh! how mould she U'ar it? S near our great bappineis and now! There m as no hope. It was useless to record my trial. Kvea Robert, repvet ant as he riin.-t have lecn, could not save me now. The bill was too faithful a transcript of my m riling. No other clerk m rote in imitation of Robert's hand ; and my counsi ! sjrpestions that Mr. Bern ard niiirht liave w rUtta it himst-If was coiini.lered too monstrous to have a mo ment's sway m ith the court. "My pfor Olive! Alas! he had no one but myxelf to care for. But there was a deeper Tief even than this. The blow strnt k by the hand of my own brother. I was in prison five years. Three of these years Olive visited me often. The fourth he mas mearina away to another land, and U-fore its close she died. What cared I then to live? I would not have raised my hand for release from prison. Another year went on. I never beard from Robert, not even when my Olive died. It wouldjnjare his rpecubility to show any sympathy for a frt-r. Veil, the day of release carue. I was indifferent to its approach. I even lin srered after I was told that I was free to 20. At lens.'th I walked out once more into a wori l which lia.l ttti:ht me such bitter lesions. I hurried out of town and sought my old home the home whi h had U-cn s'irined in my heart as a picture for five, linj. uivary years. I threw my. If on Olive pave. I knew where to find it. for she had selected the sjmt years lefore. Kven thi srvne did not nielt my heart. I was hard and cold still. Mixes swei't life had been hacriiicel ; and mine oh, mhat a bitter, li!ter off' rir. had Uen made of mine to him a ho bad rua-Ie it so dark ' With this thought carne one of deep, fit-rec irventfti. What ri!it bad lie. mere he n.y brother, to throw lib- shadow and darkness over me? Had my mother known bow he mould repay my devo tion t.) her wishes woald sha have coun !od me to kfep back his dark deed and sacrifice myself and family to him? I do not know how I reached the subu'tKin town where Robert had al m ays resided si tjce lie left my mother's r'- L I f end myilf in the dask of evtniu; oj-joite bis honse. A dim bht bemed in one room mbere the mindow was slightly ral-ed. I oVtermined to r in and charge him m ith the foryery, and I l.ad some onfortnol idea about denoum inbiaito the anthorita sand eondcuin bim to the life he had cursed me m ith so lon-r, or morse ?i'l the dread ful thonrht of killing him on the sjw-.t. It me here a krjowled;re all my guilt. I did think of this. How madly I strode across the street and entered the bouse. I went direi-tly to bis room. On a couth, pale, haptrd. and e:naciated, lay the wreck of my brot her, once a noble-kok-iup, bsndsotue mac. He was prayins when I pushed lopen the door, but his voice wasmeakand low ; still I caught enough to know that be was asking for niveneie for the injury be had done to n.e. Ker Lis coach hune my mother's picture. A sad, sweet look such as had haunted me five years in prison pervad ed the face; and Roliert's bad softened down from its proud, bard expression into a resemblance of beta. That look arrested my uplifted band, which I had raised to rtrike him, so wild and terri ble were the feelings I held toward one mho had ti.ns poisoned my whole life. Bat wben I saw that Us, an like my dying mother's, 1 felt sure he was dying, tor. It softened, disarmed me. A nuxoeut after be discovered me. I cannot describe bis cry ; it was like noth ing earthly. As be reached out bis thin, emaciated arms toward me, all osr anger melted. I saw, not the villain who had thus wrought the evil of my life, but the m retch who was wearing out his own in sorrow for the past. All my mother's teachings occurred to me as if spoken by hex living lip, i t Somerset SOMERSET, PA., WEDNESDAY, All that he hai done bail bn f r the boj-.; of winning O'ive Stoaghton's love. He 5iJ not eiv cp the hope cnt:I be bearj of her Jt-atL, an 1 knew that she died of prirf for me. Oh, the sha;i:f , the ony, nhicli his oonft-ssioa embodied! kkuess Uml ho n all Lis nilt in its true Uiiht, and lor ntauy weeks Lis fjt and onlv dt-re Lad been to see roe and iiu oiiiv uetsre uai oeen 10 see roe ana , . , , i. to lie fTin. It ha-1 wronght opna bis feeble nerves to that extent that he I , .,...- ,- j u:io tiiii prv fiaiv iiwniii 1,1 nvf iiiin- SC was over m" have it published. He died that night- Could it m ipe out those dreary prison years? Could it retire ujv Olive? Alas! j no ; bettor that our name should pass i aaar from the memory of those wbo j knew its .nin. And so, with a miniature taken from ; mv mothers rortrait, I came amar under T ! an UikJinuul nma T onli.Mk.1 intA an4i i f t 1 1., , 3 9 i , , n mr new aliooe. 1 . . now mine; but I , , , , , since labor alone u. K.tw. j irr.njr. om-uonr iik. .n wj new mw f : cren rre:i to wort, since ' could drive amav t!e phantom's lluit ; trotiblel uiv life. One phantom, bow- ever, dear and beloved, has never left ine. It is that of the risen angel that would have so blended my lot ho still blessed it, although unseen by mortal eves. She Surprised the Snobs. j A few days ago a lady from Pan Fran- Cisco who had a very solid bank account j 'ent to like Tahoe on a pleasure trip : m ith her darighter. She concluded that i she would have a g-v.xl time, anil aecord- ing'y ook some plain, serviceable clothes j and no jewelry. When she struck one j of the hi.-I;ionab!e resorts she found 1 herseif in the rui-ist of a bit of people making a vulgar display of clothes and j dia aiuds. and every time she turned 1 around she was the subject of the most unmerciful snubbing, rdie was put off in an otweune comer to eat. and not one of the fashionable guests condesi-ended j to show her the slightest civility. The ! lady bit her lijs Pt a few days; took in ; the situation, en I, mith true feminine ; in.-tinet, deride-.! on revenge. She drop- ped a line U-Iow. and presently there j mere dejx.-itod a! the hotel twelve Sara- iga trunks way-billed to her ad Iress. Mie and her daughter retired to tlR'ir ', rooms, aiid that evening cj;:ij tiomn to j tiie dining room in a biaze of lace and j diamonds that took everybody' breath ! aaay. Xosuch gorjei-iCS or tasty toilets : iiad ever U-miitlered the pKts at that j hctel lie fore. It blinded the eye to look I at the i-air as tl.ey quietly entered the i mom. Tiie seward, after recovering bis poise, rushed f jrwar land pul!eI out two t hairs frrm the most fashionable talie in the hotel. Slie d;k her 1m ad and re plied: "The old table will do," and went to the obscure corner mhere she bad eaten all the time. The utmost consternation spread about the dining rjom. and the low hum of voices nx- to a fsuioiiable Imu as they wanuly discussed the situation. Wasn't it awful? They had been snubbing a toiiuin and her daughter all the week ho ciu!d ontdress them all. In the evening they cttcmpted to be.lge, but j ', couldn't to anv considerable extent. The lode. trie,l to shine up to the girl, but I she wouldn't liave it, and those who j trusi to scrape an accqaaitanee with the i ! mother found it like trving to run a tr.n- ' r.ei into an icrUrg. For a while she ed lite a comet through that hotel i a constant change of ravishing toii- ! -Lst each more n.ttiy and U-wiMering jthan the other m,ti! like the kin-s ! I w ho nedestrianised in " Macbeth." thev i t iii:riic.r-ti i-j snmu uui (in mr t.raf . j of doom. j At the end of the week it was learned j fpim the chairiU-nnaid that she bad on ! ly gone through half of her hntm-nse Sara f togas. Tljen- were several women there : m ho had displayed at least a doen dif- ! ferent toihs. an l they felt that they 1 j monli: jnst die if she bent thier rectird. j Eut she kept riglit on, and when she was j three ahead of their score they pa kcl . up an 1 le. One oy one she van-pished ' . l. .t.. ...t .1... U .... I ItT.. . !. ..a-iTa.... ..n- .a,.. . IOC capilU- ( ia!ed, displaying the rarest generalship ; imaginable. If Mrs. aparf-il in ; any special color to make a spread in j 'the mrnini, she adopted that color! ) a! once, on:y in a dress that eclipsed the i others as the sun otitshoae the d-g star She was the absolute John L. Sullivan I of the toilet ring, and knocked out all ' who had the temerity to stand U-f.-re ,' her. The la t of her opponents was a ' rcl faeel vulgarly dressed woman from j San Fran.-is-.il, w h'He fiishy t oiieU had attracted general attention and admira- tk n from jersons ignorant of harmony . and color. Whatever dress this woman i donned in the morning the f.ishionable S Nemesis w as on her ( wil w ith a color tiiat literaliv kilie.1 the other. The hereto- ! i fore cock of the walk was unable to stand ! Iier defeat, ami packing her i started for home. trunks, f i j The army of snobs was routed, and 1 1 one by one dropped out of sight. They j just settled np and quit. Then the quiet ' tl j ! j ! little lady resumed her plain put on an old straw hat w ith her daugh- i 2. .ct- t.ti. I j let iiuii went 111-iuiig. ats tiie last ganz k-tt. she absolutelv had the coolness to i . , ... : , - , . , , ' ; be down at the wharf fishing in in old ... . , , 1 caiieo dress, cotton gloves and straw ' i .. TliA Ifinitl.r.'f wjui. bM.1 that l.n 1 ally cleaned his place out, an-1 site thinks she bad an awful lot of fan. Only In Fun. " Have you seen papa's new dog, Car lo T she asked, as they ast together in the parior. " Yes," he replied, somewhat uneasily, I had the pleasure of meeting the said dag." "Isn't he splendid? He is so affec tionate. " I noticed that he was Terr demon- i T strative," rvturueii be, as he moved un easily in his chair. "He is a very plavfu! animal, tort. 1 never saw one more plavfu! ia all hit life." " I am glad to hear yon say that" "Why?" " Because I was a little Lit afraid that w ben he bit the piece out of my leg to night, he was in earnest but if be was only in play, of coarse it's all riht- I can take fan es well as anybody." Iton't hawk. Lawk, anl blow, blow, disgusting everybody, but use Ir. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. If Ur to 5?!?4iee weak and dvini? as he l s.ixu ritut-r, in una- ; i lieu toey tugeiaer me iiuu no i iiiaui .imj j,ulw.i, v h. - i.......... . ,i,t- ou:ur-i i.o. i u'c : u.iy s k im i reju s novei. i j,. . . i r.fit ririttAihlt Arix' TVn,-ili. nntil in . ' ivin'.f tK. K., at-rw n. - f V. a n,- tvo - r.nri;m likf HMttH!.-!. flllt the Criers of ; is.-r-v vn.i r.icii-)t of flip fhihest 1 n.Tt m,.min-. I m iri la.!!- I. V., : but the deallr largnor that crept 1 " . -. ... -. . -; - . - ... . . , ... .............,.., i -. - n it v i t complete iier-'psratfji and then jy.ing e.k'e'l lt?ader. t it wit eultivutel br ; their pr.ots, m 00, in t ie:r t-jrn, reot ive ; tv;- of executive sbihtv. The tndo ! beffe. I rtse -wdarand fel: K-w?ertl Mm iijaiie it irorosfible. He nad 1 . 1 . i . . . . , 1 .1 '. . . .'. . 1 . . ... , - . . . . , 4 J nome without sauient over-irjr:uents ! persrnai encounter in the coautry store, lifiruct'-tfis iiont i:ie iiMiops ami 1.1- : tru-s 01 the nafoa rouuw eotn:i.;!i;-i . tx:. l:aai.T i htjan In riiw-t T.- ntten h confession and begged me tol . , .. iL .v.. t , .... 1. 1, .,; .1. .. ; .....,:,.., ! : r. i , ,, EST A BLTSHED 1837. Twelve Ways of Committing j Suicide. j 1. iVosriDS thin sUoes and ojttoa 1 etuck'una on Luub ni-zhts and in cJ. I ratny weaihtr. .. Wearing iasuilictent ckithins, and ejirf-uUilv- upon the liinbi) I and extremet. - i i Leaijns a life of enfeebling. Mniiid j ... ....... i j wxinesw, and keeretw tne mind in an an- 1 . . .. wrmHranrrai oi romances. kinj to theaters, parties and ' ' . 3. Sleeping on fca'Jier beds in seven- j bv nine Ud rjua without ventilation at tiie topol the windows, an-i esp-cia'Jy with two or more persons in the same I small, nnvenliiitei lied rn. j j 4. Surfeitina on hot and Terr stimula- , , , ', - i half naf' loolirif - ut W ain.fl ivilin 1 a . t i i' : - : i . . .. . .? . i. s i- . i . . . i . u.. . . .. i 1 ,t i . ..t. . j... -o i- .i .. l.... : . . . I, . ; - . i t t , 1 lutvuijii vur n7io, uuui.i ai;. j iu me ia vera uar-n 1111, ta:i iksj't? l4,c t 'i 1. v cl .- . l.J un m 4,f Mtl. nn-i'.u. ntwviu- um- 01 ;i. , -t',i 1 . -i ni v ut 111 . 1 rove henrttlv In-fore aoins to bM ewrr xizzht t rxhM I o. ijcgiiiiur.g in caiui:iui on tea ana coffee, and going from one step to anoth er through chew ing and smoking t-Aucco and drinking intoxicating liquors, and mentil and physical excesses of every description. , 6. M trryiag in hae, an ! getting an uncongenial companion, an 1 living the remain !er of life in W -'ntl d;siti--rac-tion. Cultivating jo:;ld'isies anil doaies tic broils, and U'ing always in a mental fermrnt. 7. Keeping chil lrt-n, ijaiet by giving paregoric and curdiahs by tea .biag ii'ieiu to suck caiidr, and by supplying tiiciu with raising, nuL and -rich (ake. When they are sick by giving th?n mercury, tartar-er.ietic and arsenic, under the mis taken notion that they are medicines and m t irritant ji'iin. S. Allowing the lovi ofgtin to a!"irb onr m"n Is so a.- to !eat no ti:;v; to at tend to our health. Following an unheal thy occupation U'caase money ctn Is; made by it. 9. Tempting the appetite with bitters and nice! ies when the stomach suys no, and by forcing food when nature l-.es not demand and even rejects it. t ioruuin diiting between meais. UK C-ntrivins to keep in a corttinav! i womr about n huij. i Hvjng war to tits I of anger. 11. T-ing irregular in t'l o-tr baMts cf slt-ejcng an 1 citing. gingt- Ur lat niidniglitar. 1 gettiag cp at n.i.m. Est- i ing to.j much. iij many kin-bof c and that which is t'Xj highly s-.-asor.ed. 12. Ni-giet-ting to lake projn-.- care of . ourselves and not a.ijiy ing early for ued t kal advice when dtswa.se ursi appears. Stay East. Young Man. a Aiomlyiiniii WaTT -r ik ntUh--f t iompkins omnty, is in 1 aiiiomia. 11c ; telis lite Ithaca Jtr'ii all aUhit the 5 frts, the ice and the-' a toa -.rial. Hear bim: ; "If you are making a living ia the ! state of New York curb your nomadic r' impu'i. and f-tay h-re. If is nl's own "irr- Von do not apprecu-.te that fact 1 as we'l as I do, sitting s'nor.g the sarel an l "-em with the fieas: sitting here amid frist and min i and cold and beat, and looking forward , to eight months cf drought. It may s little enough to vou, but as f r ns, v:n we j want td.e grand proueNsion of eastern sea- j tsms the snow tanks of winter, the brightening bloom of spring, the r'nii 1 r .1 i. & 1 1 l i"niuun- u,uter, me strict nnu pu . f ",!,mn- W nt (4rKa,a f , h water and a well of the same. " V-'e " m ant to see silk hats and short hair. want s-'methinggon.! to eut, and we wart to.be w here we can find a decent home to live in for less than f'iO a month." There are, c-f co.irsp, .iu toniper.t menu calculated t. pn.fit by the aucept-arn-c of Mr. tire- ley's famous advice, " Yonng man, g wts-t." but there are a a good many more young men who cs n i do quite as well in the cast if t'.iey will j only make np their min is to do it. The i difference l-etwcen tlie west and tiie e-.tst ., . ,. . , r saw alsint the comparat.ve merit: til farrr.: There's more in the maa than j m t.'ie ittnit. A yoking man with t.rams ; an I grit w ill -get rich in the cat as well j as in the west, and wi!l thank Mr. S:n:th i for the hint. i There are thous.ind - of acres of uni.n i pr.ve.J land here in the eastern stat-s. in ' Xew York, Xew Jersey, lvlaware, Mary j land and Virginia, convenient to Urge j ciiy Biarkets. where the young man who j is cot afraid of work can tnrike a royal j living after a few years of plucky activ- t : ity. As a rnie. ti h land can le loug!it j and clearcl for less per acre than wou'J be required t set one's self up as a tir-nn-r on some remole western tract if t land, and then there wiil be the addi tional advantages of a climate to which to markets. Tiie bast named is very impor tant, and is tix often ignored. Sh-.y east, young man. The east can get along without you. but U-th ycu and it can get along very well together if y-a .oi- i ivti ii vi o in Lov east iia.i t.ir TP ...... -tl! 1.. :. .v. . i. .if -1. , 'I. ! .. .!-.- ... , ....... . , , . , -r T would have to do if t.w went west, voa .,, , ,, . ," win tr we.i ou in a tew years, ine ca- , ., . ' pabihties of the eastern states are n-jt half developed yet. R-.-ad, think, keep 1 ' ' your eyes open for suggestions, and al-ote all, work, and you will be all right even if vou don't go west. Answer This Question. Why tlo so many people we see around ns seem to prefer to suffer and U made miserable by Indigestion, Constipation, Iirzinesw, of appetite, Cominrj op of tlie Foe!, Yellow Skin, when for 7." cents we m ill sell them Sliiloh's System Vitalizer, guaranteed to cure them. Said b '- W- A n- Too Good for this Earth- B Now that yon are going to marry my daughter, I would like to know some thing of your L&bits." " Very well, sir." " Loyon smote or ebew T' " Never did either in my life." "lVyoo drink?" mv- T l a . o. 1 sr. uim . artttw or gwrnitKr, or ttronize horse races, or swear, or read j trashy literature. And now, after the ? wedding, where w.tuld yoa advise me to river " In heaven, my eon." iiearuiv iciore zi"z w everT iiiut j ?aio tue caiiZAla : , . , . . , ". .,.... . when the n.ind and fciv are exhaiitel ; Lved m deen water, I , , .. bv the lolls of the d:iT and cx;!tenieiit of whale, . , , , , thc vn:aS- The story in told of APRIL 4, 1888. Some Virginia Yarns. In the mountains of Virjrinia and Wert Vinrinia. after the war. storv-tliini aa the aim fta of immva and intellertiul iiastiine. Tlie monntainwrs were never an edticatrd race. Imrins tlie perir-1 of the rebellion ther werfcut oif entirety frutn all newspapers. Uok and peridt- " . eals. Thev knew absilctele nothing of - . . . , , T. ... n was gutng on in me worio. urcj lived in a little circle br 'themselves, reat fire-places in the cabins, (me of t'ie cliaraeters of the lec-ade after the war, abont whom West Virsini.ins occa- sionallr talk, was a certa:n Cipt- M-sier. His f.md of stories never ran out. A friend na'nl to him : 1. apUin, 11 you were eiaca.eu you u th cau&in : Ytw. anl if I h.wl Vl ; ,tr T w.mM hitvo on one occasion he hael been imbibing at i not only signai.y Jai.e.1. unt lost t'teir the country tavern to an ext.-nt that gave j croons, in a similar enterprise. J ; 1; anstetilineVs to his hsomoti-.n. It was a H. Kmp-rc-r of Austria, w i.-hed toenfvnv stormy night, and a terrible thnnder a rtgulatioti that aspirants to the priot shower was in progress as he started for : hoo.1 in Belgium should follow the course home. His pathway lay np the rnoun- I "f studies at the University of Iiuvaiu. tain and acrvjes a deep gorge, over a slen- j The ciergj- resisied this measure, and tlie der bridgo, beneath wh'c'n ran a turb-i- revolution of 17-s followed. The Kin lent oonntain etieam, swollen by the of the NVtherLmU, Wiiiiom I., attorj-.t-falling rain, The captain had struggled i d to enfonv a similar measure, and the along to this point with difficulty. When j revolution of 1"0 ensued. Bistiuirrk. he reaehe.1 the bridge he threw Llioxlf ' finding ltitrt':f tncajb!e cf residing the down on all fours and l-cgm to creep atniss the lutrrow structure. Tlie ilashes .if lightning gave bim occasional views of the path across, and he waite 1 for these fla-hes Ufore making any advances. His cro-iiig was thus made by stases. Just afer a blinding flash of lightning be lost his hold and fell into the stream. It was a terrible phmje. and the chance tny t Rome. mher.-!,e repres.-nt tl.-ein-for his life were extremely don'-tOil. ; torestof thelrUh landlords, liven l;iu-f ri Some of his companions who had follow- j Victoria inw.t pwtstrate.1 herself at the e.1 hiiu from the tavern heard his cry as ; ft of the pfipe. if we may be: ive the nf he stnick tiie watr. They pliiiiL-'.d into fici.il sr.W.w of the Vatican. whi-ii n ihe :or.ie in spite of the danger, aiid ports that her graeiott majesty ex pr-wil found him cii:igl:ig to a ri-k below the 1 the wish "that the Catholic n "l.-ion ! bridge. As they jHtil.sl hi-a out of the : pi-nn'tte i to i.r-p-r more and :uor water, lattereil, drem-he"!. and ba.iiy thrmghoBt the vast ilritish Iluij ire. If jeared. he 2-.is;-d out a protest agiin-t ' Iie-j M III would c.::s nt to e:.;.;-!:an l ti.e r,e thunder storm in these words : " Wall, if I'd a cn lertaken to light a gi n-, tlemaij home I'd a do;ie the job inv.eh U-tter.' Altout this sam- captain another story is told which does not indicate tb&t he was as valient t. s he huuiorous. He lutd en!istel in tlie confederate army and his rwiaieiit was drawn up in battle ar ray Ufore the advancing hosts cf the union army. Tlie colonel of the reg iment thought it was tiuie to make a I speech, and proceeded to attempt to fire !i the hearts of the rank and file bv ad- liiMinj ThiiM a iirnii Lftft-J'-;,. Xf,-rr aer : a fYn-,r-soldier9 of tite corfelerate annr : Tiie enemv are before voa. Tlie sacred nomen of Virginia and the homes .of yonr ancestors are behind yon. Around Toar hearthstones the women and chil- -Iren fifVirnia are praying you to bs? tea Uast and rvrl the invaders. The lemon horde of nortnern niuosi;.s are Uariug down npon Virginia. I'.iltsj checked bv vo'ir ievoteJ and chiralrotis 1 efforts thev will ravage rour plantations, i 5 rob your grajiaries. burn your I arcs an 1 ' 1 puiage your rioases. ; When the colonel Lad resched thi , ix.int in hi a-ldress the brave Captain :' -Mosierejdled out a he suit til his action . . ,t ' o nis wonts, atki suneu 10 rna w tue rear : f all the-se things are threatening mv t lantition I am going rirfit home to e aliout iL" And he went. X" Y-iri Brave Sergeant Jasper. ; In the history of the State of Oecrgia ' , fla.- of tiie most historic figures is that of 1 . . , geatit Jaster, who served in t.i- war , jf the Revolution in the Second Suth Carolina itegituent, uader Major (iciiera! ii-Miltrie. Jasper mas a freckled. red-Laired, un- , edacatetl country lad, of singularly umet j bat firm U-rins. In the attack made on i-aiiivau's Island by the British a flag- 1 ad", rot by a bail, fell ontside of the I works; Easier sprang forward, and under : a shower of buiuts, naih-1 Lis own od- .rs to the paraj-t. For this act of gallantry be was of fen?d pruawKion, lxit be declined it. say ing : "I have not thccdiiitation normaiiucrs U.lttiiig an officer." n.-n. M.ultrie then grantel bim a ro- viag cotnaiission and placed six men un- dcr him, who mere known as " Jasper's co.nmaud." Scarcely a week pasoed tiit this tnxip did not bring ia prisoners cap- tured by the most reikiessdariug. n one occasion Jasper, with one com- rade, Xewton,enters! the Bri'L-h linist ia disguise. In Savannah he overheard a woman, an American, with a chi'd in her arms, bitterly lanient tlie e -nd.tion of her husband, who was held a prisoner in irons for desertion of the royal cause, He was deeply toncnert wittt tierctistresM and with his comrade resolved to free iier husband. They lay in wait near a spring, about two miles from tlie town, which the guard mlto had the prisoners in charge must pass. The guard. con-Uting of two officers and eight privates, arrived altout noon, w ith five prworiers in ir-jns. The !ar U-ing hot. thev left the TTLsriners. as Jasper had expectel they would, and j hurried to the spring for water, having previotts'y stacked their jrins by the roaIside. " Jasper and Xewton crept out from the thicket, "eized their anns, knocktsl the irons from the prisoners and brought tite guard into the American camp. A few months after tnis feat, during the attack on Savannah, the country lad . fell, mortally wounded, while try ing to i place bis colors on the retloobt. 1 For one of his many Utld exploits atermnd- sword had been presented to Jasper br i fiov. Rutledge. He now unbuckled this ! sword, and presented it to Newton, say- "Take it to my father and tell hira I have not dishonored it." , . - 4kw; - . , , . " j : j Now for the flools. With the recent heavy rains t-e rivers and creeks canst speedily be tasked to their uttermast. ei I The Political Power of the Pope. - t T I Ti.e Vatir&n now one vl U:e u:jil.- . i matic centres in Zowve, where the ui-.ot ; : iiuculant politu.-ai bust new traosie.fl, i Tlie l'ope uiterfc-re eitner o-n.y or t v ; serret assencien. ia the internal pi!it-! j movement -f ail tviiued counir.e. Ti:e j ren Jor th eviileut. Tue nantir r .1 i , of the irtl.aNiLir.ti A n-arir ail the U.- i .., r. n.jujiiiiisn.o": t-. i fal minorities in lYntestantlaniU, .)ch as s ..... j es ia Belgium, the U .iuan Cath' ; has lis ground, the pope po.s incotu j rably more authority than t!e king. ; The electors who decide the majority in ; Parliament obey his orders, and t..e ! choice of the ministers is thus i.iflu- encml. The tuost imfortaat recent victory of : tbe jmp-tcj- is the one over the great.t i P-?it:eia of our .Ur, the In.n Chancfl- j bjr, Bismarck. He shoe.!.! not liave f.r Capt. Mier that ! ?"en l!';"'t two sovereigns ha ! already , elergy in the I atholic provin.-es c; j rus- s:a, an 1 pi.-rvivirs r.is mi-:ase. 'jmci ; completely an 1 suddenly r oii.t 1. Anither ; recent triumph of tire pup- y has been , achieved in F.ngland. In order to hu e ; the Irish to cease their op-i.iou to the ; Knlish (.overr.inent. Lird Sa:is;ury ii ; patched tie? I 'uke of Norfolk js an en- j Iri-o bom riesthood to i--a-' from snj p-trtir.g rule, there is nothing th it wotii l U- refilsi.-.! him. He might have a Cath olic nniver-ity. money f r w-minaries. and even an mb.mEdor at the Vatican. Only it is doubtful whether the IV; k' will allow hit;:e!f be j--urclia-il. even ?t tin's prii'e. It i. however, perfectly cer tain tnst Leo XIII. i sn arbltrat r in the Irish oue-Sr.n, and that the future of England largely depends w;in his re solves. If he con-a-it-d to aet as desireij, j be would become an ally of the eon-cr- 1 vative party. At all events, his authori- Ux, 4i-iJit4 -u4 recognized, an 1 his;one- L-I'ltir.g to fiance np front ber I ioflurns-e onQesti.waIle. In many cocr.- j trie. such as Tyn.l, the i'hee.i-h prow in- ! ces. Belgium and Lower Canada, the reel sovereign Ls not the reigning morutrcl ! but the l'ope, m ho niles through tie 11 '- j dvtm of his bishops and prierfs. The' P-.I will )jf oUyeil in preference to the laws of the land, unless these are in a.--cor tance witii. and ac-epted ! y, eixI-.-l-' astiea! a-Jthoritv. !.-., i ,r .l,.r '.'. A Land of Fair Women. Pariguar is a'uKisi a fairv land of ro- i tnanee. so beautiful are iu mar. if. 1.1 ! attrattions. ApprjaclMsl from P.u.-c. s , Ayres by tlie Ritr Parana the only j avenue 0 j, .Hnmanicatb.n with the outside world it opens up Uf . re one ia a c-nstant s-i.x-esv io f gmcefu! snrvris.-. anj n-velations of what l has in some1 , .', ,t.i; ... T.-.. ti. r. . n. dwe'.litg-pla"f of man. Its rich and 1 loveiy vaileys are watercl .y n;u:;cr..vgs bt'tt I, sniootbly ff-w ing si.-i-ms. I fv hills f rui m natural barrii r r.p.i its bv-an.Iaries, and L.kes. ciear as cryi-lul. siv.ti're'l IiefT ti.n. n.ll.-t t)... : , , , , . ' ; deep azure of the sky. Tiie thick. 1j:i- ! riant growth of the sonii-trotiical fore-t that makes, in siirie phets, a gn t wild CKr-len ; in ether, gives place to exten sive roiling plains or thinner graves of wating palms or fr.igr-ant orange tis-'-s. All ihe fruits r ft'ie tr -plejl and temper ate z-.iics grow in ahiindarico.ar.d there is al'.iit-t no vegetable or gai-dcn pr .-l :--t that ninnot i- rais-.-- witn nut tie fi.t! l',:i luiar V !in J T;lf WOt,.en are as U-a'stiful air to took up-n as can ! f -:.i 1 in any one iurtf.ftl.c Ti rld. Though they U-i--ng to tiie India a ra;v tiny an nit ' ;1 e swarthy, cs-urse, and U-a--t:y Indian tye. , Some of them are verv dark bi.t cane ; are as light and tir as the p.irtst Ang!.- : Saxon, with clear complexions, flowiiig ' !ark hair, !age deep, Iisi'r-,n eves an-1 i delicate featorvs t-f a verv .!"pi-j..a j cast. Ther are of a nicdinin hei-ht ' rtther sligh' and lithe, wi fcne! hii-! iluii an-1 tigni sntall, pr-ffy ha:; Is an-: f-f Ii.atch'esrt grai-e 2P.-1 feet , Uacty tliat wouM s.-rve for mode's of j the scu'ptor's art. Their carriage is so j en.-y nd natural as t be ahuost the ; jvtry of motion, tor the freedom from ; high-reeled lxits and tight clothing I:a j left their step light, supple an-1 strong ; li.eir liress is of U,c simplest form; a j short tuna.- or rolte, not nniike a skirt, ; falling to Uiw tiie knee and a th-aiider ' covering cot nnlike a shawl. Urfh of ' T"" white ami adorned with pretty r.ativ? la.-e. Thry are as gracefully ; ' wr"n pre the flowing Orek r.l,es r,f J j M and a Isr-witchinglr serve to half- reveal and half-conceal the f, nn Une-ath. j i he langnage spoken taxing then.sehes -s xh native iuarani, a soft.!!.! piid.g, n- t!e tongue that falls more nntsically upon j " ,iian ven ti:e boasted Spanish -d Scents fitting for nothing eLse as 1 for rds ami Ules of lote. A Shrewd Farm Hand. The Xew York JV'v;..c tells of a 1. 1 er- er who agreed to dig a farmer s potatoes for one potatoe a bi!L The contract di-I n-4 confine the !airer to a seks tion frm , each hill, he took tiie largest w i crev- pound ia weigt hills to tlie acre, ton, or beshe! they amounted to ?Jii. He dug : at the rate of one Curth of an acre pr ' nay, utasing nw ;auy wages ii loos one-fonrthofthecroptopay him. r .. (iris know r-nly one quarter as much ' about eocrting as t-oys, becaot they only j have one year in four in which they are j allowed to practieA Tiiese average.! .hoot Italf a ac proiouu i.y, ana excaaiuie.1 , . - - - , . . it, and ws there wa.4A it !, my . ,h share wasjn-t one j I - From de car next I get oft' He T.' " ' 'Z . T . I . .. . i'lrrw C!.n t.iOiLil!ra. !i:tanfhat .s-...... j-.. . ..s.i.c. i. i-ii-c i Mil. c-tite Ml . i 5 1 d WHOLE NO. 1010. Pennsylvania Ha3 the Right Man. Au: r; the nan.es of mnsinet li-jub- j ucan ?tj:.:)on mntKnel ;n eonaw th j ";;?t a c r.-t i'rtsiii.T.T none si.ine fteu-lVr, el-arvr. l;?ht or ri- cit.-. deeper n.p-.t-t t:iin t:iat vl enA- tor J. f. Ca:ncr.n. S-nator Cameron is 1 i Dt a ir::; ;r.t mj! J , , be is sonsethins ul nc au i j a t!iorngl a pro :d thicker; ly aeq-vainted with It lei, : lie :li lie the choiit? t-f the K-'pu lean Kati.tosl Convention, n.-t le- Li a Republican, tmt becaase he ; caa- 'H Matcsiuau who is eminentlr ouaiiueJ ; in every rejct to adiuiBL4er the affairs j w'ttjternjiit ut m ith !nrt.o to hiii:-eif an 1 peace cd prosjvrity t. the x-op'e. His. record is (.lie that IVnasylvanians may i well fi-i! proud of. and the Keystone del- J e-.itio:i can do the citizens of the Cotn nienwealth no greater service than to prttr.t hi niiine for tl.e lreiJenial nou'.ir.ation. Popular Misinformation. "1.6 occ-isi-inaily cToes upon rare ea ts of i'p:.iar luisiiifonnation aoout things tiiet oi;c vrr.f.l.; antppusr were matters la iniiLir t; the pecple if to anylstdy. A friend -f tiie iiter.er's tells hiiii thit. hiving isia-ioii rei-eiitiy to go to a plai-e when.-, by the way, the lu-!ener lots not ! n f -r ii. any year to wit. Eft I fon he waited a f-w n.ir.ut.-s in tiie fer- : ry iinr. V:ir h'ni suttno s-r:ii-el !erly woo.en. talking gaylr. jii to hear them- i s !-s taik. ad :en!y. in the next room, a young man who w ts i-ih!e through j tl.e I'.-ir 1-eg m to whistle"W!iite V.";ng" with i-r-t energy. As he t r:t vers-v- ! era! ::r r.f V.:zt f irgid lnei'cly tiie yi.nr -ger oft!;" two women pat on a jt- ! frt'v siTapl.ic expres-i-m. " Ti.i re," sa'd she, finally. " 1 like to , s-e soi:.' sig-s- of piitriotis ii r.owa.lay.. 1 J i-t i.sttn to 1. tie tier ' Star T:i" ainiw 1. he whis- :i::g'-I BnLcr!" " r.l eX'-erier.-eil by the .1 r! this remark wiil :u.t U.-;p:.i-i..f..':, , ho " White V t-3.pn--;::'v t;; n pt by thi--e w ho know ii.gs" gi-s and how in ilke tl.e " Star St utgled i'i-ir.r,er ,1 i. Tiiis it. : luit reminded tiie I.i.-lelier of a Jritlitig sm neof w hieti he wa an eve :;r 1 ear wi:n not iona ago. in a i::!ji li p..tri.x.t.-il nematlep.'A downtown. In the ti iit proUiinent place in this e-'a! !i-h::.eiit there bangs a large an 1 -I. o Oitl'o.r nattering and jnvenile j-ietrire of j "Without a'!. u'.t -he i-ti, tr: rr.lh-tb- biif dvn. W. S. Hancock. At the j er." the nian.i.trian's wife ie '.'r. 1. rr.d confer 0-1 ths-cas;on engage.! in paw- rnitasdel that she sbou'.d l-e re. ;.e 1 ir.g over a pile ' f fa-hicr. jrapers, were j and the child given to her ; an t tl.e a,jn tTO spmeely dre-s-d women an oldish j darinn not!del his head sn I thoi:g!i hi a c..-- act a iiuc x lie younger . 2T"''a''te W-itea at the counter, fix- I l i 5 "r -' T1'"'n the I:tt3 otthv 1 iogt-dditrly Hanixck. " H'!," s.(id she. "riretty g-rsi r-itture ; 1 'ewian-i up ti.ere. " is ti.ui l .'.-vi iar,.i ; sai-i n.e oi-ier hut Cl'.-vi land?" said tl.e o tiicr (iu':ii..us!v. s-rulir.iicg l-ier tiie p:.-:;r. r-.- :t .s '.Veil. I nsus' ?jy he's c'tan g"d a gf-fsl deal, tl.en.' 'C!:.sr,g.- ', he hain't. I hiin twice when he was , re a vear ag-i. and 1 s-i-n hi 1.1 three or four tittn-s mhen he was vi-itin' 'l.ige's folks 't Albany. I g'Hs-s ! know ( leveian 1 ne'.i eno-aglj ar;d that's tiie erv image of him." "Wiil, null lies a better lookin' man an I thought." ll'ft-nt Tri -r.J. Savory Herbs. iar.h-n herlw give snch a sav iy flav-ir t so-ips and meats that eve ry country It- iekeeper shonld de te line to have si .me of these 'ist f-il phii.U - t in a convenient c. rn'-r f the gi-.r-ieit, and r.or Ls the time fo b-ok o-.er .1 --.e and to prepare to carry ion. Parsley, sage out an. this mrjse thy .tie lv grown from seed, or in tiine by planting 0 vi.'inz n ts. r.-u !y gro:ng, grown eit'ri;: he "uge .tn-1 thyme from see I, or in lest a:i ii:i.e by plan: ing oet yo:;i;g r sjts. If al ready growing, the sage and thyme sio .nid I well cat 1:k k in early spring to ii.l.:.e strong new sh-ts. Parsley can be render's! perennial by preventing i f.-eihriif. it takes wet k f.ir its e.si t- gem.inate. Sjge runs int.. varietii-s !i:! ring i.t Savor, an I choice strains are r ij-ag-!rd in Enmpcnn gardens by ,1,, ear' top rr.T kin n-a- ."ii g -5t'ing iieepiv antt tinulr in ;' sj'ring. li-;:vii;g very little "f the i a'oove ;:o surface. The leek the or.a! pierit of th Welsh -rives a dt-i- i flavor t-j sa-ir-es t "tps f certain : !s. SV.w '!.e se? 1 t-ariy in ground j ie v, re rich the vear U fore. Tarragn ! is a p-rt r.nhil cf pleasing oil. t an.! tlavor j twd in tor.i' t'l-ni-ry, rnd with vineg-ir ; on ..ila is, tfe. Hor-e -aili-h. a U-ar.tifuI i c"n 'iii.et't, is alwnvs cn hand afltrany p:is.-e of f.--t has ence Uren si t in any lau-p i orr.er. Marjorsiu ar. I Sunitoer Savory t:u:st 1? grjw n annsialiy f.- in strl. !n a Lti of bitter heris, as f.n...M-l, rvi and thvinughwort, fo i.e'p err.- : f verworke-l stou'iat lis ar.d disordered iiver. and one of mint, "--al ii. f-M-:iiar-. t-i.i-ir-v. e.r toat mv ne use- i f.l in trbb.-l respiration or incipient n,Ms. - . ... - - He Was Polite. Anyhow. " The grar.m tical tsinstraction of a. j i .Terent in the varioas ' t aiwavs accounfe.! to t sect er.'-e is so j Lng;ttgt-i ! .e tlie that main diiiicultv exrjcrienced in learning a new Lr.g'tnge as well as th awkwarine-t with which its use was at- terde-! l y any ttut one t.ioroughly in- : sTnctnl in :;," uidsn observing g-ntle- 1 man, wh.ise hesiness brings h:m in con ",,n" 1 T 1 tact v. ith a riuiols-r cif nationalities. m '"-" oi worts 1 -v z "ruan w!.e ptditenet pr.mptel f,lm '" offer his place in the street car t a a i.v ',1'' Ju--t er.tereJ it. He i cotfii-scd, grasped the handhold of the rear daslier. swung biuaself to the gToQnl and aft r a vain en-tea rt-r k. retain his -.- . . .. toppled over on his hack, to his in- , tense anger and mortifi.Wion. He ex- j pn-xsl himself in hi native tongne this ri-ate. and there was no blcn.ler in: the form of his sentences, yoa can tit- j Ipl" Tho Classes Which Cheer 1 'iUvi to seo . i ..i.c, .kil. T.f la-'t tlnie I i jtii yl tiOT" li;..-.".-in.5 I was worr-i by y nir :-;r--!r;. V, rui have roa bfi-u rfoinj? " I K-wTjt a po-'r cf 'j, Tiut wjj a!!." The maaj.T yf a V--i-"a- ett! iiniimont on tr.i.)!i s.; ;::re 1 hi. t a friend whofn he Ul nf-t sen "Iff- rt ::i anth. and the fiir.iipr's renwol hi-.!i:ii j was tiie suiiject f ti- txm vermilion. " TVI! me a.'l a'jont it." " Voa ren :r;'r hoqr I ft.Jt Ut ;r'ri. ' I washanl'r ableto work. I had h't:r ; reins thro?ii.-i mr hea, and i f. !t d:.'f ! af.rr I had I-n an !:..;3ror in !h i!r,-e. j I timiiiri.t I Wii Lia.a, and I tt.' enuh j.;:; to curt a dr'. f...re. T:.-y ! only weakened me. Then I we::t t- u.r doctor. Ife said I wadriikin,: !3 r.,t: u. ( .So I toi.l even Ur, l,;it - 4 no Utter. ! I wer.t t4i Lii jj-.ia. Hv- I thcnajjli euainatii'nend n I !p saiokin;. S I '..j.ke uiX '.';:z'. m!- . it :th ni .i:a ia ht..n;i. 'l ti. tm? j I was taking n.c-iu-inf ! v tie lie j next U.M rr.e I mnst tike a aca!:..r I Uid so. The t lav I n in '.1:p cn- t-v I J,.l5e.i aro'tn-I in the Tn air. ar. i "pen s:r. ar. : the next rr.oTijirx I U-'l U tter t::n I bad done ia month. Tht dav I rolled iuti th" neart vii!a-i, l-tj' vf taeNs, a?j-T that very t.ty j'cpfuxe. W;;ea I ;rr;v-l ; to an iu!it ami had gia ri '!i pomer j n-M-r;il. I juir i f z-n ! I t-rt ! ! ioe - o! tiie n-- tl:e in readirgan l m..rkir:g. a i a:i..-e tlo ii ha.'C been a di:rrent man. I a!u n !oi!0 r wotried al4it my health. I i!..n'i fc-ar infinity. I a:a Dot drvaiiii g ,lrai!i. an.1 think of ifr-Uicg uuir-a-d next ye-ir and it.tett I to djnee at n,y grar.!..li;M'a silver wed ling. iu:p!e r'ire, wasn't it?"" .W- Y,r't i'ii.'atid Kvr-n. A Chinese Soiomon. Two wonen came lf. Me a ejanilarian iu China. eeb of tiim protesting tl.ut -in. was ti.e mother of a i.!tle d il l tliry iid brought .ith litem. They were eigr and ! pop-itlie tb-tt the iue.a!arln was sorely pnialel. He reti-e-i to consult with his wife, who was wise ard ' leM r woman, wh'jse t pinmn was h : i in gre; t repute in tiie ncighiwtrU.xl. r-iiue-.rl lire minutes in which t !'.. -erI". At thj end cf tLat t.:ue she spi'ke : "Let the servants cateli rue a !..rge :i.-!i ia the river, aad let :t U' Inugi.t t iije here alive." Tii is w as done. "Bring me now the inur.t." she v I. "but U-ate Ihe women in the onieri Km bfr." This was done !. TSen the r.are.'a- rian'swife reii-.1 lie Uiby ft 1 p':t on t!.e 1 di-s-j-1 and tiie t . li-fi. l e cretiire oni-j,' ;? the river in -ig: at 1 t ! throw i .! of! , won.el:. ' The servant e! ye.! I tlie f..-!i ir:'o the Wat. aii-.t;t and str iggietl .er . I'-rs. ;rt r.g r. w lien- it r--Yd .-gt;-!d.n...l,i,!t. 1 y the w rapping in whii h ; died. Without a r.iotieijt l is swad- irise. or.." of the u.'otliers'thrrw hers It i;,f t! riv- tr with a drowning shrtei ,.i.'T,i "he nia-t .tvt; t w ;ie 5i.e w:sel woman in 1 lowery j king-lorn. M-sxti-.nt the fa n"i , crept away, .-i.e w a f-wnd onr hi tiie j iuH-wnw. and the nfand.-trian's ife f-r- ' got all ais.ut her in the.occupation ..f ! donning the iittie habv the ' : be coold lib! in brr wp.!.-..1. The Farmer and Free Trade. i Tin; free tra !- rdeiijl.t ;n attiri;:g the ! fanner that no Eg-ii-nltura! pr.-.l t fs re- reive tiie Urn-fits .f protection '-v tiie 'tariff. The claim is on a pa- with the : other Cil!:tcious claims and t:.fri.- of ifj free trod-rs. The tariff !; ; p.-'ri:pt!y utarapa this staVment very ? a ' falsetto-t and tl.e tooiightfiil fartn't , well kn-iw thi-. The following mat- li i taken as samples of the duty et various ! articlt-s of ::grlc!:!'i-a! f.rrriu -t-: ! W.S)i at IV'i i-ejj;. a T--jrt-I or :,-s. 1 j rer.ts : at t-ver : cents a :n 1, VI cents. I'-ef and pork. 1 cent a jt -md. I: in-.s and I a-in, J 's-nts a pound, i B itter, 4 cents a jsinr. l. I-jr l 2 tt-nts a pour. 1. Ciis-se 4 cen's a j" ::iid. : Or;'p-s. ;? j-r i i f. a-i v:.l .r-ni. ' Wheat. tents a b-tsh,-!. . O-ats, I t eerts a I u-h. 1. Cc-rn. l' cent a Uis-hi-I. i.te, i is'-nts :t :.(i.-,'n j. Birl'-y, 1" n-iiLs 3 br,-h.-!. P- t-:l.-s, r -i.ts a 1 ..irheL Hay. g a ton. Lie animals. Ji p. r cent. ! v.-.h r- -n. !ist. '- per tvnt ad v-l-.r-'n. i:ieg:ir, pi cetits a giih-n. Honey, Vt c r.ts a j. i:id. lh-j.t, ku ie and e.-iaa:. ii: ,! t.c-. hrn't. -t.-,isi ,( t vai.-rvm. Ail vt-gi-f-ii-;,. re? otli. ra.-c p-..", h i f r. i't p-rm!. a 1 v.-th.-retn. To the al-,ve mlL-ht U- add.-1 r pn tected farm pr ! a: ts. sr. h ie sn timU-r, sngar. f-dia . ri e r.r.d fS;f. In some of tlie caws the raf - i f ihitv may f-e .c;c t:j! t-o e.w. bnt f ciplf of proV -f i-.1 is applied in the free traders leeiartio i. A .--.-. of Cood Advice tr Politicals. Chill IIa7ar.!, l: g'vi-s t i.f thi trie .i--n'.n.-if:- .1 i .'? '-'" ll-airg s.-n-ii.l-' ! a-lvx-e t- county pi,li:i. ians : "A.'n:.!-.-there is a stir among the rsndidattsi f. the C"ur.ty oii:vs. Aa-1 right Jen- .he can l-e no barm in remtk:i.ii that the l can-iidatj ih .ii tin- L-ast ir ts-ar.,. : d -wn tiie g.l r-p'jfati"n of i.is o- ;n ; nenfs, and stuiiss the li-:tt n!ig- ;.i-i:;s U the one all other tiling l-ing t-r.l I ,':at g.-ts there. A 'tempt it g t.retcii j hor'ir by pulihig others .!-. u is alii-. ! a mi-tke. which has let.n vcri-'.-l a j thousand times." A salt Lake Judge ventures to pr-s-h t hat within ten years pt.lygi.ny m ;1 ! j itiAi j trjii.u.. i in i tdll 1--1I.I.-11. Ii ( is to be hoped that the Judge is an cn . erring t-ror-htt. Bat tiie nmr'rv rri I- that when L'righam Yng dl ! , woods and Utah were ft;i; (,f n-p. .1 es and l:ivit:en, who fell c-.erone an -titer i in tlteir eagernesn to preiih-t tlmt t.!vg- amy would U dead aiid buried in tl-.e i j. M .j e far.lut. tw It Did the Work ; Try it art! 1 convinced, by securn ! beatitiful white teeth and IiealthT gnn:s. lbe ji-uiiar puruvtag ar.- Wi.:-iir-g aj ;x,nri of IIr Sarsapajilla make ittl.e Tery nlne to take at this sea a. There is cow fivng in Chicago Mr Hiidcbrand, who was for 15 years Prance : n n. i -i . - t - , i BIsctarcX's tody eervaat. k 1 s.