Somerset Herald. The Term of I3ublication. vdiHrxlA.r WstftiLlig' t li W ; ill 1 di-.iuiul until all ; n v, at marten- nea-ksniue ' TS SoHEKSaT UeBALD. SlMKKhaT, Pa. A. A soUKi-sct. Pa. (,ft,r:ihJ.n H. I'taL U kTH'tsn at-law. J 41 Bunum-el Pa. II. M. t I-KITTS ATT-.'kSEY a: law .tttt-l, F- avix ruiiity Bur.!- II. L r'AAKrr..:sEY Ar i aw (.r.uj-'t i w. 11. Kt n-sL. ( ..M "TH. i !:. CH t KCPPEL. c ATT'kNES-AT-I.A. In tb-4r fate will l ' . ........... ,v .iieii v. .:." u.,.,.,..h Uluek -ire... - AY M. 11. K''NTt ATT.KNtY AT-I.AW r.wt.-. ArruKNtV-ATL.W. eiiini-lM t' hi arv will e Tvi .Y- "rirt. tin A-r WJ. . sujrder J" UNO. KIMM L ISnil-m-t. fa... T.i'li'y ('nice - J A ATTuKNEY AT LAW. r. .uier-'t. r. i,T, w re. kJieet:.iu. m.i.-. ftw " vir.; u. i:b j.nniius ud EJnuy. x ,i i:i .1-V .t O d.r.i KN. I ' rr.RStVAT I aw. Pa. II " .,. ...i .. -hi in nti. Ddr.lt-. n wJ. ii. owietwt. h- 1 .ad lk,lliv -.uu- :nr i;fUW f-.Mi II KNKY FXHKLI., Arn.kNtv-Aiuw. rujvr.'i. ra. v au.J !Vnic AiPUt. Maii:m-th K';nt; l" 4LKNTINK HAY, ATT.-k.VKY AT LAW. . T. Win Rml FtAte ill an n-1 K all -HN II. VHU ATTuKNEY AT I-4W. s.mftt. Pa. H ..mwi.tlv .!:rDl to !1 l.ui-i eiitm.-t.-d - hua. !.ieTlvantl on ol-iic unr. c. l-ti-T ii. Vniroirtb KW k. DC F. A. HHAIS. I HY-H IAN ASP St 1 Klt I. stnier-t. I - i.,k i Bf-riti-' Bli k. Sii-nJ H..r. ! 1) L 1. K. BIKSKC'KKR, PHYSICIAN ASP St K;'S. S-KF-EstT. Pa-. .V l.l- i.n-i..l we i" ! the . itixelw of .fsK i.d VMir.i;.. .-ttx-e t'" tu 1) H. S. KIMMKLL, T. n.w l. us-t.-HM.sial n ii e to the citlz-ii r h. .m. Is- usu.ii l h- " MmU St., tm. lAIl4id. D R. 11. I'dU'l'.AKKU Trtd-i bi wtilvita.al -n 1j Uie riiirua 1) R. J. M. l-oCTKKK. PHYsIi IAS ASH St ..tOS, Hrf l.-i"l iTninentlT hi s4.r"-t fir the j-riii-r ot hi. .nlr-ii. &-r uu Mum utreet. . tr of I-ni: su-re. DR.J.S. M M1L1.KN. tliiti..ti tothe pnncrvlin f tin- n-'iril t.-lh Aniri'-iil frv in-.-rt.-.t. All :c.si uraii titiwiiry. otU.-e ui I) U JollN BILI. PLSTIST. 4 --e npn!r in C. k A Brt-rlt Rl.-k. DR. WM. COLLINS. l-KSTIsT. oft- !r. Kti iT . Bs- k uj-Jtair". wh.-re he -is f i:'! ai 1! rm 'Tvpr-d idvall kinds j t.i 1. b a furnir. r.-ni:Htn:r. extra.tiiit. j Ar.,!5 -.A) rlh "f ll kind, and f Uie Is- I tLAU-n; nus nd. Ail ork (ruAnnitee.!. t I) R. J. K. MILLER Ii j-rTxianrn!!y --atedtn Iw-Tim fr tii- rac t -V -if h i.rf"iioti. iftrice optit t hartea EmkJ ar.vvii,jr iurfc. h) n 1 v 1 s e t Co n n t v lTAti1 1HEI 1-CT.J C. J. HARRISON, M. J. FRITTS, TS.II1-FNT. C'AHIiJt. tuirtrrtiiav made in ail part irf the l iiiK'd tHat-w. CHARGES MODERATE. IVtix vMiitut In fcend moiier Wn ran I me- I C"in..laid Irt ilrxl tm Nr Y.irk la ativ in. I '".wni. mart.miih wiiiHiMa t . s. Buuil b1"!: aimI atl. i-4i-T and valual-les iss-lirv4 i p. "is-i( .ir1 n-irlratsl sin. ith a bar-t-M A V.W l.li -.imr loi-k. 4 KsAtna . 14 I4.W.A A;i L-Kal H..li4av f.tcnJ CURTIS K. GROVE. SOMERSET, PA. BriMJIKs. tt'FIUHB, CAKKIA.iKS. al ElXG WA-A)."a, BITK W Alios. AD tAsl tkS AND W LsTKKN WoBK Puruuiwd ini Sbuct Suuw. PaintiBf Done on Sbort Time. Ml ik 1. ma1r am of 7Vt.imWW. Vnasvrf M Vsirf, anj ur h nn'i .. siiimaiitlally t -n.tmmt. NtiT K.iiish.-. ainl Warranted Utynt- SaUMaetkio. Srpl Ciy First Class Tforfasen. aHiKTiny All Kiwt- In Mr Line Tt-nr on M-n X.i-e. IT.fP.EA.s;i.VBLt;. aud All Work Warranted. an-l Kxamine my Sto. k. and Learn . .Veil " a.i.,s-k. and nmush Seivw Wind :1a. k-memnrr tlir 4are. and rail in. CURTIS K. GROVE, East of Cotm How) -.j-RrT,PA c HARLKS IHiKFMAN, MERCHANT TAILOR. (Above Rritter't Suire.) L,4t tyW. Ana l..t Xriom. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED. Somerset, Pa. 1 lie VOL. XXXVI. NO. 13. DYSPEPSIA. I thai miTY ex pc-rit-m-rd bto we muMfnly -.iihj 'tu tui t mp) sb luitM'(iiil ar-niijrtm-M on.:4, a viiN). T4M4rotih th rwwrvmi innri tu-h t 'ry iiifv aih! ti-t inir.hfl. niid nr tnmhlv witb it i un ft It '1? l"-ti. u tuct ill iivt th mis- jpedmi iim -yupmft. Irsfti if a-tive mm ml er niii liiuni? U i!i--rfn-ut mrv nlvjr-t to tlAV 4 ST l1AZttS, hiU- u thtu uerMHi t!y-i -t j- mtv onVTtuliv fiiri-aul ; other have uTtnt irnuM!iiy of tmjier. j , hat-wftmlnijeii&n4V Uke. oue tiling the LIVKU, ihI mm thing inone i ttu!y ffruin. no one t.i re mum a dyji;c hw IT WILL OiRRFXT ACIDITY UFTHE EXI'EL Fnl'LUAsEA, ALLAY IKKITATIOV, ASIT UliiESTIoV anl. at the wme time 1 art tl Iiiver to AVorking, wlin all OtKr Troublen Boon X- i i- ! p j k h. r . "My uift a cnnnmivil iyjti sine thrvc y-ar at'" M thiH1vitof 1t Su-iner. itt Ai ITitA. sat a?-i mil iitn S'lnntoi Liv-r litne- j iiiHhir. I titri jmiit ful f.r ific rt-U-f it hatrivt-n l h-r. and ntay aii h n lhi an -1 are attt:-u-4 j iti Hiiy uy. th'th-r hrtni' r ". iivrw W -W M. KUt-K. P..rt Vi r. l'Hil.ftl.I.IHlA. Pa. Something New and Cheap ! NHMMMStM.HMHHMMM(tMNMMlOtMI0 " A i'LSXr SA I ED 7S A PKWV EAkSED." I a motto yno ni Tenf 'ty caUtnir at the nvw Boot and Shoe Store OF JOHN G. SANNER, NO. 8 MAMMOTH BLOCK. I havt- in Murk a Full and (4mplHe Uneof St-a-'!il-lf .--is at AUrat'i.ve I Tires. wa ijt;iiK in part of BOOTS, SHOES, GAITERS, LEATHER, FINDINGS, d.C, dC. I hsve the iVVbrated WAl KEM'HAr'T SHOE, thtr Het iid ChoiiiR-st iVi-iii' iie iutt.1v. Id Ladies' Shoes J hv lh K;m-t Lin- 4vr hnnnrht t Sutntwt. at A-ti.ihnj!y IT.- t, A rirH-4ia! tnn- tallr'Xi extcti'lnl Ui rail at-rd ser lhfe nK Vy iit-k tf ;; 1-, aul llir jiri at a'hirt ibey I ar. M'!. rjtuinit be Mirj.-a-d. "nMom-tiiaie -rkTi'l n';.a.r;itj a irlliIy. all and ftee ni stK-k. aud vhi ill rtan:1y find jurt what you waut. RH'i-iful.y. JoHN G. SANNER. Mtmm-.ih BUn-k. Fnierset. ALSEKT A. IIOKNI. J. Stwrr Warp. Visitors to Pittsbunrh ARE INVITED TO Oil AT OUR New and Enlarged Store I NO. 41 FIFTH AVENUE, littsbui"Lrli, Ieiiiia, AL.Tr Our td .lout) W bavf abimt fur timw the mum we had al ur firnner lao if tuiiiew. better Irht, the btt ventiiaii'tw. and a much maw vunifnrtaJ place iu rrery way u trniH air larrfn and grx ins: mivim4-. & iahie? in the fll ibg Unea of itK1-: GENTLEMEN AND LADIES' FURNISHING GOODS, LACES, WHITE COODS. EMBROIDERIES. DRESS & CLOAK TRIMMICS. j YARNS, ZEPHYRS, ART EMBROIDORY MATERIALS or all xixi, nr., rrc -Order bj Mail Promptly Attended ta.'w I-IORXE it FIFTH AVE.. HTT-iW HOH. PA. It is to Your Interest TO Rt'Y YOfE Drugs and Medicines lBlESEKERaSNifDER.lt SO VR-'la TO C X. KoVD. . , None but I lie purest and best kept in stock. and when I; bec.iieinert by taiii- imr. a --.-rtain of tliem do. we de troy tliem. rather than im jswtHir etMomers. You can .iefsid on liaving your PRESCRIPTIONS i FAMILY RECEIPTS tilled with raps, thir pri.-ea are as low as any other first -viaa l..,ise and on many article much lower. The people thi csant)' ni tj know tliis. and have given us a larve !i:ire of their pntrouage. and we aha.li still cunruue to give th.-m the very Iirst giasl- J-r their money. lu ihH ft-rvet liiat e make a spiviahy of FITTINC5- TRUSSES. Wr UttHiiUf raUrtii.-ti.n. aJtti, if 'ihi liav had trxmliie in XUi -lim-tion, (aHvf a a tall. SPECTACLES AND EYE-GLASSES in great variety ; A full set of Test Iensrs. t'l-liM- in and liave your ey rxamiucd. No char-e f r exatuiiiation. and we areconliilent we ran t it yon. I onie and me. Hwq-ectfiiliy, BIESECKER -i SNYDER. YOU can live at sum, and make Kon- tmss-r at work iur w than at anTlnlnc elw i Us" aorlil. Canltai ssja needet. Yoti are Martei) ir. hvah mm; all a. Any 00 eaa klhnrk. Lat eartiiDa win- lia In wart. (Miy ouuit and terms free. Metur w dlay: sia mo uatKn u. aend a yuar addrna aad nd sn if too are wtae. yl will da au as one. H. Haixarr Jo., Ponlaad, Me, doeatlrt. WHEN LOVE AWAKES. Ytm say the iar ol J kiv is dea-1. Ixrve duet not tlie, tkor iieart of mine ; We may iut ki Uie ett n-d, N o love liptit in I lie ere may shine, Itut !o e, uiu Umi, ducreyi by Cite, Sltw transiently or turns to hur And is this hate, my own dtar heart. That comes and itwilly stroke my liair? Half des not bid the swift u-ars start At hvty words, nor doe it care To tmcily raise the dnxiping head And breathe food vheer. Love U not dtd. It fl"-r, it waiHient, wander tar licyund t'.ie h.trizou'a outmost rim, n- blindly on. from star to star, Iut rveruKire curium hmck to hiiu Who worthily will calmly wait. Love's wakening cornea, you will not hate. A FRONTIER HERO. My firvt introduction to IhikoU was hardly one to iui'rv either that is, the UTritonror niyHelf with any very rrt liking for the oilier. But we were both young ut tliat time, and fuk'ta, at leuft. has jtreatly improved. It was early in the "70s fifteen years apj that 1 found myself on a Missouri river steauiliuatleavingUuiahaand head ed up stream. I was not altogether clear as to where I waspoing, bat I had ail idea that I would stay by the boat as loiirf a my money held out, which would not lie very long. I hnited at least to reach Ihikola. Not tliat I had any ar ticular n-asou fur going to Ihikota more than to Texas ; but on the otiier hand, had Texas been as near I should certain ly have been as apt to have gone, there. About all I knew or any one else, for that matter concerning Dakota was tiiat j Yankton, in the extreme southeastern i part, was the capital, and that there was j a little settlement in tb:it region, a little ' more in the northeastern corner, w ith j jierhaj a very ew scattering settlers j along the rivers clsew here and a number i of forts, each with a few United States trooiia. Tile reasfjn that I came to think I was going t J explore the west was tiiat sever- I al weeks bclore I had run away from home willi that determination not a very good reason, but the only one I had. My reason for running away from home was even less obvious. But I was away and too proud to go back though Milw- j and apeared rather nervous and in con quent evenu rclu.-e-l mv stock of pri.le I siderahle of a hurry. I thought nothing several hundred percent if I mav lie I of this, however, as nearly everybody ulloe.l to put it somewhat atroiulr. I was almost beginning to consider myself a man. though I have since looked buck at the time calmly, and could notreuiem- j l-r that anybo.ly else ever acted as if he considered me anything more tlian a boy. t in the occasion of which I write the Isjat 44 adie Bolton " plowed lier way up the thick, muddy waters of the Missouri. The mate swore at the deck hands as oc casion required, the pilot swore at the river, the engineer swore at the fireman and pilot by turns, and the captain occa sionally apn.-ared and swore at things in general. Being of an inquiring turn of mind. I explored the lower deck and got into conversation with oue of the crew. From him I learned that Buck Hawkins was onboard. I had heard of Buck Hawkins I as the most dangerous man in that part j of the countrv. He staid no the river in the neigh borh.d of Yankton m.t of j the time, but I understoo.1 from my in formant had been down to St. Louis on some sort of business and was returning to Yankton. I felt anxious to see him as sn as I found he was on board. The man told me I could doubtless do so if I would take the trouble to hunt up the I sir, as heand some friends were indulg--ing in a wker game in that immediate vicinity. I soon found the place, and to my whispered injury a spectator informed me w hich of the four gathered around the card ta!4e was Hawkins. I was some what surprised, as he did not l-s-k as I had picture. him. He was small, not j over five feet seven or eight inches, and evidently weighed leas than 150 poun-ls. He had brown hair and gray eyes, and although his lace showed determination and fon-e, there was nothing of the reck less desjx'rado which I knew he had the reputation of being. I watched the game for some time. I learned that the cither three were all profi-ssional gamblers and that Haw kins w as losing. The room was full of spectators, as it seemed Jo possess interest for every one on the boat. Eve ry one expected trouble. There were great stacks of chips and money on the table, and Haw kins and the gambler op jsile hiiu each had a heavy six-shooter lying on the table in front of him, while the others had similar weajions in their Its. Every one knew that the gam- k-rs were not playiui? a a-puire game, and that it was only a question of time ! when they got all of Haw kins' money. That was the time trouble was expected. He had been drinking heavily ,ao! should he detft them tlutding it known he would not hesitate to shoot them all nnless they shot him firsL All the afternoon I remained close by the table watching the game Intently. I ha I become almost as much interested as thin player. Haw kins' tuucey wa slow ly but surely going. Once when Haw kins was dealing he happened to touch a pile of ids chips and they rolled off on the floor. Instantly I sprang and gather ed tliem up and placed tbeui 00 the ta ble. He just glanced at tne and said 44 Thank you," and was deep ir the game again. A lew minutes later there was a jack pot. Hawkins and the gambler went in. They raised each other nn'.il there were several thousand dollars in it. At last tltt-y laid down their bands. Hawkins had four kings, but the gambler hand the four aces, and reached for the money and chips. 44 1 reckon that was all fair, parson?" said Hawkins, as be looked across the ta ble at his opponent. " Ye bet it was, Buck ; ye know I nev er play no other way," replied the gambler, show ing at-Rie signs of nervoos- Dc. I'm glad of it," said Hawkins, picking up his revolver and holding it carelessly, 44 ye all know what I'd do if I thought it wasn't." 44 Shoot, of course, Buck, tiiat would be all right but it's sniar', ye can bet on it" 44 A U right," and Ha kins arose' from the table and went out, I saw nothing more of him that night. Tlie next day be approached me on deck and talked a few minute. He omer SOMERSET, PA., frnerwil that I had ran away from hwue and aJvuvd me to return, faying that it was no country for boys. I could acarcely conwive, a he gave me thin advioe, which I knew to be kkh1, that he bad without doubt killed a dozen men per hapH more. But it was a fiurL Hawkins left the bout at Sioux City and I went on to Yankton. The next five or ix weeks I sjient in the Tteinity of that pUtce working on various farms. I did not p-t very hih wajreji, bat I ntan agel to make my livinit. A tier some time 1 hired out to a man who was driving some stock np the river to the Yankton Indian asreney. There were some two or three hundred head, and there were sev eral men along with them. To niuke this trip I had invested in a pony. We arrived at the agency after several days, ami finding that my services would no louder lie required, I started to return on my pony. 1 was opoite Niobrara, Xeb. and luw k some four or live miiea from the river, when I met two men on bnrse- ! buck, each leailinji a string of live or six horses. Sjme of the ones which were In-ing led were wild, and were giving the men considerable trouble. They hailed me and after, as 1 thought, asking an un-ncci-sKiry lot of iuestions ixuuvrning uis I was. where I came Ironi. and where I was going, one of them said to i me: j 44 I'm sheriff dom n in Ncwbrasky, an' ! my jioilner here is dep'ty. We've got soute lus-nes what was stole that we're ta- j kin' back. They dont lead very well j and I'll give you $" to go with us this af- j tc-rnoon and to-morrer and help us , out. . " All right," I said. 44 Where are you P'"1 " ' going to cross . ow n att'hoatean creek." I should think there were a tar bet- ter "That's the Ijest cnwin round here we know this country like a book." I no information was wanted from ie. no I no more and went along with them. I soon saw they were re- markaoly well acxiuaiiiUsl a ith the coun- try, u1 appeared, to rather avoi-l wnai few roads and trails there were than oth erwise. We soon struck Chouteau creek and started down it, frequently crossing from one side to the other. I noticed that the men were lioth heavily armed, went armed, olficcrs esp.'.'ially, and it j was likely they wanted to make the crossing that night, and possibly they k-are.1 th it the thie.es might attempt to recover tne siock. e passe. i inrougn several groves of large Cottonwood trees, and then turned up the river. 44 lo you mind riding all night?" asked the slieriu". 44 No," I replied. 44 1'il make it a couple o' dollars extra. We want to cross up here an' get 'cross the p'int of the reservation an', over to Bed Bird, on the Niobrara, 'fore we stop." 4- Go ahead ; I'll stay with you." A little later I heard the sound of hoofs behind us. This gave me no uneasiness, but the moment it struck the ears of mv companions tney ux.k tneir vt mcnesiers fr"!" where they were fastened on the '1,4 n'' to lock back intently, moment later a dozen horsmen came around the point of a bluff at full s-eed Seven! of the party fire.! at us. My coin- panions returned the shots and dashed away, leaving the horses they were lead- j ing. I had no doubt that the thieves j from whom thev had recovered the hor ses were in pursuit, so followed as fast as I could. We were in an open place n-ar the river and headed for some cotton woods aliout a quarter of a mile distant. Our horses were on the run and though when I glanced back I saw that our pur suers were gaining on us, still we could easily have reached the timber ahead of them had not a shot from the party be hind hit tlie deputy sheriff. He fell tor ward and struck the ground heavily, w h ile his horse dashed away. The sher iff stopped and retnrned to him, while a ball w histled so uncomfortably close to my own ears that I concluded to do tlie same. Our pursuers came up and sur rounded us. It was growing quite dark by this time, and I could not well make out their ft-atures, though I thought they looked more like farmers than horse thieves. In a moment my suspicions were confirmed. "I reckon we've got ye this time," said one of the party, 44 an' ye bet well show ye what this 'ere vigilance committee considers good for horse thieves!" The wounded man was taken up and place-1 on horseback, two men were de tailed to guard each one of us and we started back. I tried to explain my con nection with the others but was silenced by the gruff voice of the leader, who as Mired me that I would have a chance to explain things at the triaL This relieved uie somewhat, as I had no doubt that I could easily prove my innocence. We nsle till about midnight, w hen 'We came :o a sural! cluster of house called Miner eral Springs. V.'e drew np before long log house, w hich proved to be a sal. -on and h itel combined. The bar-room was litupaud there were a number of men iusidu and hirses tied outside. They gave a ' loud cheer when they saw tlie prisoners, aud there was a great deal of hurried conversation. We were taken inside and placed under guard. Twenty or thirty men gathered in the mora when a man said : 44 Well, boys, we've brought 'em in, an' we got the bosses. I reckon we'd better try the wen an' fix everything ap to night. The t-lH-erman wiil please come for'ard." A man elbowed bis way through the crowd and took his seat on a box behind a card table. It was Buck Hawkins. I felt still easier, as I bad no doubt he would recognize me and set me at liberty. Tbe trial was very infomal, and the other two were quickly 'disposed of. They claimed that they had found the horses cached further up tin creek aad never stole them.' It was admitted that per haps they had found them hidden, but it was charged that some others of the gang put tliem there. 44 Besides," said one man, " g'pose they did find 'em cach ed what bw'netw tliry got tryin' to run 'euioutthe country?" ' " "That's it," said Hawkins, whe judi cial vifln.l instantly grasjied the import ant point, "they hadn't nobusiness at all, an' I reckon we'd better hang 'em fer luck." set ESTAJBL.ISHKD 18.27. WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 1887. This was assented to w ith a yell and Hawkins started to get np. I saw that I had been included with the others and that I must iTowd in my defense. I ac cordingly aiked them to hold on and told my story. When I had finished a short, thick-set man shoved his big hands a little deeper Into his pockets, and said : " " Gentlemen, I want to remark I've heered that air stry occasionally before this!" This was greeted by a loud laugh and everybody agreed to it. " But see here, Iiaw kiim," I said, my heart beginning to sink, You know me " you've seen me before." "Oh, I reckon I seed ye once,' he re plied, without looking at me. Then you know that I'm not a horse thief "Can't say that I do. 1 saw ye on a steamboat a couple of months ago, but horse thieves can ride on steam boats. Like ucar'.y everything else this was agreed to with loud applause. I saw that my chances were growing desperate, ami used every argument in my power to convince them that I was innocent The men I had fallen in w ith put in their ten ti ninny in my Is-half, but to no elfi-ct. Xhev were esxvially anxious to see me hang after one of the committee closely scrutinized me and identified me as Ine Rilling, one of the leader of the .ing. jie l,,ks young but he's a hard oue," explained the man. So it was settled tluit I should hang with the others. All seeiissd to be in favor of carrying out the sentence immediate!-. Here Hawkins rose and said : "tieiitlenien, it wouldn't be a fair shake fer the other boys wait till mornin' 'till they come in to help. Besides, the may bring in some more of tlie gang, an' we can string 'em all up t-ther." This was agreed to as readily as every- thing else, and w e were taken to an emp- j ty log house a little distance from the rest, and three men detailed to guard us. We were each given blanket, and I wrapsl mine about me and sank down in a corner w ith the most terrible feeling I had ever experienced. My past life came before me vividly and my mother, and the home I had so recently left with out cause rose up before me aixl caused me more bitter anguish than it seemed I could endure. My companions, harden- ed br a desiierate life and perham bv former hair-breadth escapes, conversed in j uut si,.,.e tj,e publh-ation of the Malr' whispers for some time, and took it j vote, my mail has be;n loaded with let very coolly. After some time the leader j tern and marked papers referring to the said: (subject. Even before that, a paper in the 44 Young feller, I reckon ye got to dance 1 South had been persistently advocating on air long w ith us.' Whether I replied or not I do not re member, but he continued : 44 I'm mighty sorry we got ye into it, but we 'lowed we'd get 'way all right. Ef they swing ye. ies' keep up and show T yer sand. They say ve're a horse thief ; act as if ye was one. A feller can't die but once." And with this philosophical reflection he rolled himself in his blanket, and heand his companion were soon asleep. I tossed and rolled in the corner, en able to sleep, and, I might dmost sny, una. ile to keep awake. I f.-lt dazed and stupiu. It must have been 3 o'clock when I I was startled bv thed.wr openina and one f the guards stepping in. He came over ' to mv corner and told me to come out, I j did so, and as I stepped through the di sir I saw a man on horseback, and another horse saddled and bridled. "There's your hoss," said the man as he leaned down from the saddle, and I reeognizsd his voice as that of Hawkins, "(let on, and I'd show you out o' this." At first I could hardly comprehend him. The prosjs-ct of deliverance and that by the judge w ho sentenced me fairly overiiowered nie. He warned uie to be quick, and I scrambled on my jH-ny and nsle awav by Hawkins' side, none of the guar-Is offering any resistance. We nsle for some distan.-e in silence. Then Hawkins said : 44 There's a loose biard in tiie floor, an' they'll think ye got ont there. I can't go with yo very tar, but I reckon ye can get away. Keep north o' Yankton, an' don't show yerself to anyliody if ye can help it. Skip lown into Ioway,an' then , turn to Chicago and eud my days there go home an' stay there." t in the practice of my prolessiou. c"l'II do that," I replied, "if I get aw ay." j "I am now -U." hecontinued reflective- " That's all right this is no country 1 lyt " and come of a long lived ancestry, for boys. Ye did me a little favor pickin' j nmy reasonably, I think, count on 31 or up them chip on the Isjat that time an I 25 vears ex;iectation of life. I wish I'm willin' to do as much for ye." j nothing lietter than to spend those years "Why, Hawkins, I can't tell you how ;n my professional work. I am not wil tluinkful I am but that was no favor I I jj,, either, to have them embittered by did on the boat nothing at ail, and f an unsuccessful candidacy or to pass this saving my life look at the differ- j uch ,,f them as the wear of ollice would ere nee. "Oh, that's all right no difference at all jes what we both had a chance to do, an neither of as couldn't do no more. Don't say no more 'boat that. I knew ye didn't steal thera houses an' didn't want to see ye bang fer it" " But how did )'"u know I didn't have something to do with it after all T' " Why, cuss it, ye see I stole the bosses myself!" '"Your 44 Yes. me an' some other fellers. We caclied 'em up on Chouteau creek an' these Nebraska fellers tried to run 'em off. I reckon the moral health o' the commu nity demands that they swing." " But was that crowd horse that i were they all your friends?" "Oh, no; some of 'em were fanners. Ye see I'm cheerman of the Anti-Horse Thief Sn-iety, and all my gang are prom inent members. We have to have in some o4 the farmers an' other people to lend respfctabitiy to the society, ye know, but I'm elected cheerman every time, an' we generally put the outsiders in as vice presidents or something. I find my position mighty bandy in my profession. Well, 1 cant go any further with ve; hurry 'long an' I reckon you'll be all right, though the vice presidents will be lookin' for ye in the mornin' an we may hev to hunt easy like ourselves. Go lack home an' stay there !" He turned and rode back iu Uie gray dawn of morning. I went on as fast as possible and got safely out of the coun try. I went home and appreciated it, and when I struck the territory again five years after I can truly say that it was with regret Uiat I learned Uiat Buck Hawkins had been treacherously shot and killed by a member of his own gang, who was also treasurer of the Anti-Horse Thief Association. IMibiki Hrll. ROBERT T. LINCOLN. The Ex-War Secretary Talks Freely About His Position In 1883-Wouldnt be Vice President, Toj.kho, 0., August 30. The IiU1r, of this city, in its issue to morrow will give the report of a lengthy interview had by one of its represent Uives with ex-Sec re tary of War Robert T. Lincoln. The in terview was sought in continuation of the canvas made by the BUuU a few weeks ago, which showed that Mr. Linootd was the favorite tar Vice l'resiient of the large majority of those who responded. Mr. Lincoln received bis visitors in his office in Chicago. His appearance is thus described : Mr. Lincoln is a man ap proaching six feet in height, of splendid physique, ami weighing probably 200 pounds; a cheery, pleasant face, especial ly when in conversation, framed by brown hair and beard ; genial and cour-h-ous in manner, with a touch of that Ifitlntml') characteristic of his father; and a!bg.'tlH-r the sort ot man it is pleas ant to meet. In the plain, easy-fitting summer suit which he wore, it was hard to determine from his personal appear ance what his occupation might be. He certainly doe not wear the professional air of the old school lawyer, and to the eye of a stranger, as Mr. Lincoln jiasses along the street, he would probably lie classed as a business man pcrha(is one of the jovial spirits of the Chicago Board of Trade. Kiil LII XoT Att EIT SEIONU PLACE. To the qutvtion as to wliat he thought of the great preference exprew-id for him self as a Vice Presidential candidate on the Id-publican National ticket next year, he replied: 44 1 simply could not aceej-t the nomi nation to the Vice Presidency. To tke any ntfiee at all would be a great sacri fice ot my business interests here in Chi cago; and the Vice Prosidencv is no an offi, of such importance that I could af- fi-rd to think of such a 'hing. I most cer tainly should not accept the nomination for the Vice Presidency, were it tendered -.vhich I have no reason to think it will lie." The susgpstiiiu w made that there really seemed more likelihood of his re :iving the nomination for the Presiden cy than for the eerr,nd pwition on the ticket, and his views were solicited as to the contingency. HIS VIEWS nS THK 1-RESIIiENl V. m " I do not think so." said Mr. Lincoln. I me a a Presidential candidate. There is also a gentleman down in Western Penn sylvania w ho has been doing the same thing; and now there are others kind enough to publish pleasant articles about me. But while I am gratified by the kind tone of their references to myself, as an indejiendent xuatter, I greatly regret the use of my name in connection with any public ollice whatever. I say to you sincerely that if there were any way pos sible by w hich I could stop that sort of thing entirely and forever I should lie happy. I have written to several per sons authors of such articles, to say so, j lut they go right along regardless of my protests. It seems to lie diificult for the average American to understand that it ;s possible for any one not to d.lre the presidencv ; but I must certainly do not." CAKES OP OFFICIAL LIFE. A shadow passed over Mr. Limt-ln's usually pleasant pace as he went on : "I have seen too much of the wear ami tear of official life to ever have a desire to re entur it. Though I was a boy w hen my fathers became Pn-sident, I can well re memlier the tremendous burden he was called upon to bear. True, the conduct of the war made the cares of office then infinitely more exacting : but I have seen enough of Uie inside of Washington offi cial life to have lost all desire for it. Tlie Presidential office is but a gilded prison. The cares and worry outweigh, to my mind, the honor which surrounds the r sition. AH official life U infinitely wearisome. I had my till of it w hile a member of Mr. Arthur's Cabinet, and I uiade up my mind at that time, when my ollicial term was completed, I should re- leave in the unpleasant position, to use no stronger word, of a retired President. There is a fascination about public office, especially one of high dignity, which I can understand, but the more faarinating the position, the more disagreeable is tbe inevitable defeat which retires one to private life. I have seen many men to whom it came after their aptitude for the ordinary affairs of life liad passed away, as well as their apportunitics, while their nee.is remained in full force ; and I long ago resolved Uiat I would never, if I could help it, 1 in such a position. I went to Washington, in IStel, with reluctance, and was glad to come away. Mr. Lincoln went on to say he had called on tsenator Logan in l.H4 and as- ured the Senator he w as not a candidate for tie Presidency. He also, in passing, referred in strung terms to the necessity fsr coast defenses. He alsodeelared him self a thorough protectionist and express ed the belief that the protection policy is growing in favor. From this the conver sation turned to the silent colored vote in the South, upon which Mr. Lincoln Urns expressed himself. THE SOt Til EKS PROBLEM. " Trie re is a general denial that there is intimidation or fraud in the South, on the part of the greater portion of tbe iH-mncratic press. There is perhaps no bulldozing, no Ku-Klux outrages, no shot gun practice upon negro voters; but this is tiecause the lattjr understand that Uiey are not to exercise the right of sufferage, and dare not attempt it. If they did, there would be tpjubte, an-1 a recurrence of the shot-gun and bull-whip regime. I have talked with Southern gentlemen who freely admitted tiiat this is the actual state of things, bat they excuse them- j seres by declaring that the men who hold property will not allow themselves to be niled, br ignorant colored officials, -i Pi FPU', r They ab admit, that these practically disfranchised citiwns are represented in Congress by men elected solely by white vote, and that it is unfair to the rest of the States; but they throw the burden back upon the Republican party, on the plea that it enacted the legislation giving citizenship and the ballot to the freed mau. There is much race prejudice still existing in the South, and these people will not submit to be ruled by a class of voters whom they retrstrd as utterly in ferior. The SHither problem is a n t difficult one, and the proce-w of solution through education and enlightenment very slow. There is a feeling, too. that to allow the nrgro his equality of rights' as a citizen will envolve his social equal ity, and there is nothing more repugnant than this to the Southern whites. M" course there wotdd nothing of the sort follow : but this confusion of ideas is not strange, as we had the same tiling here in tlie North during the war, among the ant i-war Iemocracy." COt 1 11 iIVR No PI.KllOKS K THE PKKSI f.KNCY. Afferan interruption the visitor bronght the conversation back to the Presidential ltiestion. Mr. Lincoln went on : 44 I do not think there is anv likelihood I of mv ni-eiving the nomination. The men who make tiie tickets !.! hardly , do so without exacting certain pledge ! and those pledges I would n- give. Ii that Would sjn eud all talk of myseif. j I doubt whetherthere has been, for years a Presidential candidate for whom -er-sonal pledges were not uiiiie, either by himself or by his friends. Perharps it is not true of tjarfield his nomination as peculiar." The JUg-jestion was here made by the reporter that ther-eople would doubtless, have something to say about tlie next Presdctitial nomination, and that, for the first time since 1S.J0, the UepuMican e.,o-f n.uil.1 tm;,I;o Tiilii iri:it Ii in vitbollt. 1 . . , . , - having the uianag-rs take a prounuect part therein. 44 However that may be," resumed Mr. Limxiln, 44 the fact remains that I no' not desire the nomination, and if I coul-1, I would stop all further mention of my name in that connection ; and I hope it will cease." " But suppose the nomination is made. Mr. Lincoln?" 14 That is a hard question to answer." returned he. " But tell me," lie contin ued, turning earnestly U the reporter, " bave 1 iupr.-sssts! you as r.-a, ly mean ing what I have said? I.i von believe nie when I say I have not the Slightest desire to be a candidate for the Presi dency ? " A CEKTV'V .oXTIV'l.EV'l v. 44 Most certalniy," was th emphatic replv. And, in fact, no on- listening to: 1 . 0 - 1 ,- 1 . v . .1 Mr. Lincoln talk couid tail to be con- ' 1 .1 . 1 . .- ,1 , . ,v, 1 vinced that he was stating the exact truth aud tiiat he really has no personal ambi- I tion to be considered in connexion with I th.- nomination. I " Well, then," hecoiitinned, " I w ill say I this: A duty might be impressed uj-n a I man which he could not honorably . avoid." ' " The voice of the people is the voice of ; God." commented the rei-orter. " But I really do n.-t want it." Mr. Lincoln went on, not heeding the inter- j rupti.-n. " My fitness is not to be com- j pared with that of hundreds of other ' good Republicans, and I aai happier in i my present situation than I could j-oss- j ibly be in ollice. I would much rather ! continue my present life than exchange it f for the wear and tear of ollicial station, no matter how exalted. I cannot believe 1 that anv consi lerahle number of those i who will have to decide the matter will be in favor of a man who would, like my self, wish their defeat, in auy effort to nominate him." Our Institutions in Danger. Bv the cl-He of of the present century, and perhaps earlier, there will 1-e nn acre of the public domain upon which corn and wheat can Is? raised without irriga tion, subject to pre-emption or homestead entry within the present limits of the "nited States. Ileal estate w ill in. rease enormously in .alue. t iur surplus jsipu lation, no longer having the fertile area of free land over which to diffuse itself, w ill accuui late in cities. Tlie rich will become richer aud the poor wiil l-cou;e jssirer. The mid-He class will gradually disappear, as the struggle for existence tiecnmes fierce and relentless. A dim I consciousness of impending jieril has ' already jienetrated the public niind, and in oliedience to its admonitions the Chinese have l-een excluded with bar- hnmns rigor, in violation of treaties, an-1 n.-tithstanding"4he sonorous manifesto of 1hX, that "expartriation is a natural i and inherent right of ail people." an-1 ; any declaration, instruction, opinion, or der, decision of any officer of the govern ment which denies, restricts, impairs, or questions Uiis right, is " inconsistent w ith the principles of this government." In olaslU nce to the same impulse, the se quisition of real estate by aliens has been rigidlv limited ov act of congress. Tlie demand for further legislation in the di- ' j t;,,,, hnperative and cann.it I r(.ir,led. The sophistication of ti be dis- i re-gar-le!. ine supnisticaitoii oi tne na - ir.- ; ti,)Ul su forage by the unre-trained J admission of citizenship of agisted panp- fugitive felons, and the avowed j eile.ji,-s of the si.-ial contract, must cease. j Our capicity forassituilation isexhausted. ( jore than one million skilled and nn-- skilled laborers are now unemployed, or i ier heart. employed at wages inadequate for the : The girl who w irk God bless her support of themselves and their families. ; is another girl whom I know. She is Trade and industry are menaced by un- j brave an-1 active. She is not t-o proud lawful combinations that resort to the', to earn her own living nor asliamed to destruction of life and property to ac- i be caught at her daily task. She is couiplish their designs, and Uie hour is ! studious and pains taking and patient, approaching alien the active coalition of i S!:- mili nt Toti frr,m behind counter the conservative tines of the country ! or -l.-.-k. Ti er- a ai i.-'ry ot her -'.ta will be necessary to prevent destructive : ii "o -ai h si.kei. gown. She is a beauti orgaaic changes in oor social and politi- ft:- your.g inouniain.-er, air.-a.ly far op cal system. The constant infusion of '; the iidi, and the sight of h.-r w-siid l-e a fresh bld isessential to national health, ! fine inspiration f r us all. It isanhonor but there is no blood poison so Cital as j to know thi girl to lie worthy of her adulteration of lace. W are no s-rgf r r gar-i. H.-r band m.-ty l-e stained with homogeneous. Unity of purpose and in terest docs not exist. The hordes of so- cialisru and aitarvby are openly organixe-i under the re ! Sag, drilled an-1 anned ,in Hained by incendiary appeals, denounc ing property as robbery, and openly de claring war against all social institution. iWmitirr htyuU, i the f'-mtm fur txt. There are very few brass baoils in a j military parade that can play as many j airs as the drum major pots on. WHOLE NO 188(. The Future of Farming. Nothing is more sure than the future of fanning in this country if it is to be made to pay at all a.u be made remu nerative only by a complete change of systemThe change a ill never be brought a!sut so h.n a wheat growing i made a specialty. It is already proving itself to be the issue of Am -rican agriculture, not iHilv yielding no profit to the grower, but in taking the life's Wood out of the soil and s-hippiiig it oft in grain. It cannot be oliscrved, even by the common run of larmei-s. that farming in this country is carried on to a ruinous dtsadvantag by reason ot growing low priced and soil exhaustir.g crops, coupled with expensive and perishable rcachinery required to siive and prepare tiiem for market ; and that thex; are the scoiipvs which ops-rate as a perpetual drain on the farmer i income. But. as before said, the charge must come, and come oiiiy ilinmjji the aid of grass, an i 111 growing such animals as will produce tiie highest priced meats, not utily iu the markets of this country but of the world, whether -u tlie hoof, iu carcasses or in ca.sk s. Instead of iiiiju.v erishiug soil, as do crops of a heat and corn, grass pi-rlonirS the part of au im-pn.v.-r tf i's fertility. It is for the hutch- 1 er, an.i leit the ni iu-r. th.it the larmcr ! siiotlld How tie gro iiig his crops. Another ti.ir.g, I ;iid that is not nnu h tille-I iimt ne-vsariiy s- w. il nianiir"!, and as this is very exj-ensivc the farmer has no source to look to limn jirass and i stock. He should therefore, tjuit raising so much w heat, and raise more of such crops as can be fed on his land, and thus convert them in'o beef and mutton. Even if there should be 110 monev in it. j it is better than Leung oa wheat, besides i it will at least ecai-le hiiu to support his j'ainil v. k(s-p out of debt, and, aisjve ali. j maintain tiie ferti:ity of his land, and i thus te taking no slej-s backward. But ! the farmer who relics open wheut as his j principal crop not on! v tiils to make an v : ... . ' . , 1 luonev bv it, but irs Wearing out his hind as well. It hardiy needs any argument to prove these facts, and that the men who are improving their opportunities are the m n w ho inve more of their at tention to stis k raising, and thee not only lay the fsind.iti.-n for an easier sys tem of farming, but keep up the fertility of their laud. ;- f-u. Political Corruption in Canada. It is ch0rg.1I against the Canadian tiov.-rnment that .he expenditures nwm public wjrksiiave ts-en a-ed as a weaje .-ii of corruption. There is no doubt that this exin-!iture has secured fur the gov ernment a laris treasure of popular suj-;-rt; but that is surely not inconsistent w ith the hon.-st acceptance and approval . e :. l. .1 .. 1 T1... 1.. t - a-ia tj,es a mugMfc.ciit heritage in the ' , . , , , , countrv n hich lias been g-ven them, and - ... . . . .' they recognize the duty of developing it to the full -st extent. Thy find them selves surrounded by conditions which render absolutely necessary for that de velopment tiie crtati.-n of public works railways, canals, harbors, lighthouses, and so on and tliey believe these im provements should te undertaken, or at least assisted, by -he public treasury. It may bean unwise policy, but it cannot Is? called a dishorest or i-orrupt j ml icy. The i-eopie have shown their apprecia tion of it by their ow n direct action, as well as by the supj-rt they have at tbe polls t the party which has i-ome to 1-e kn-v-n as 44 the party of pmgn ." Up ward 01' twenty l.iiilli-ns 1 f -1- liars have been voted bv the people in their sever- ! al counties as bon-L s to railways, n c-ig- nizing as thev do that the decrease in j the ost of transjs -nation of their pp-duce ; more than compensates for the increased I taxation. Tne w:-.y in which the govern j ment aids what iray be called local rail j ways, is a .direct encouragement to the ' spirit of self-help. Parliament, at the i suggestion of tiie govtrnmeiit. grants fil, ', Jia mile as aid lo th-e railways. That. it is estimate!, is alsiut sufficient to pro 1 cure tlie rails, leaving the grading and '. other work to be ione by tiie companies ' themseiv.-s, for which in many cases ; they secure furtht nid from the local governments, the i-iuiiii ipaiities. or both. : But the money is n.-t paid by ti.e g--v-i ernmtnt until the several sections, nsti , ally of tell !u;!-s each, have 1-een c--m-i pleted and accepted by the government Chief Engineer of Railways. TV Uinr j Irr-tj'thf Li -?' .- -y' ' i."i Lt '.J7-t.-uyV Girls to de Proud of. There are two classes of girls who ' every one should lie pp.'id to know, I The first is t ie girl w ho helj-s her 1 mother. In her own home she isabl.-ss- ed littie saint and comforter. She takes unfinished tasks from the tired, stiff fin ger that falter at their work, her strong young fig-ire is a staff upon which the grayhaired. white faced mother leans and is re-ted. She helps mother with Spring sewing, with the week's mending with a cherful conversation and conge- nial comi-a:iinship that some girls do not think worth while wasting on or.lv mother. And when there comes a 'lav that she must bend, as girls must ofttn It i . . l . . ... . r .1 : o-ni, oxer trie worn-out owit 01 me mother lying unheeded in her eothn, ! rongh hands folded, her long disquiet ! merged in rest, something very sweet ' w ill be mingled with her loss, an-1 the 1 girl who helped mother will find a l-n- edict ion of peace upon her head and in fat :y or j .in'.- r's ink, hut it is j au hmit it sijv in i -i iriune from many homes ; it is the one shield that protect many a forlorn little fam ily from the almshouse and asylum brave, polite, refined, noble ambitious. God bless her. " What can be worse, said an exasper ated husband in tbe middle of the night, "than a teething baby?" "You j are, John, when you have tbe tooth J ache," responded the wife. The Old Man Cured 'Em. It ap-ars timt m tins itnk the ! (' were fmtM'iit!y ri j-'!e l.m-k ti e iying !.'!! r lor a bll!-- titmiw ia! t.-r-t sm-e h-leeu ti-e pay dais, an.i be, is ; of a kiudiy itici.s-itam. r-."-!-,; ti.c.r nie biils, carry mg t.e j-aivrin I:," Ira.. er a.-s una h cash. At the end -f tlie 1110111I1 the advances weie deiucte.l fp.Mii the jsdariesi of those faon-.l. Tlie. pie ces of i per were proA-ssionally known as "snakes." It so happemsi on one iwrass -n that tlie bank eJamiiw-r paid his ..rli ial visit when there were in the drawer "snakes'" amounting to alsmt SJiO. and tlie paying U-iUr Was C.-UI'!Us to confess ti ill he often adaii.-e. money k the ch-rks in this manner. 44 It's a laid practice." mid the examiner, "for it encourages.extrava gince, and is liable so get you into trou ble with the br-anl." Smn after his de parture the ca hier a venerable oM man since detastsl approached tlie paying teller and asked wliat was meant by the term "snakes" which he had overheard used in tiie conversation with the exam iner. There was nothing left him but to explain the w hole matter, which he did by telling how the young gentle man in the bank were lwhin-1 band in their ti nartces and were Sin-ed to negotiate short l ns eai h mou? U. "And is thus really the condition -f our young men V reuiarte-1 the cusiiier. 44 I'm -rrv to say yes." " How nnuh of this paper is tlie re in the drawer." " About $Jf." 44 S much as that ? Let me see the paper." The little due bids were han.le.1 him. and he walked int.. his priv.Ue oih.-e. lu a few minutes he came out with a check in his hand. It was his persona! check for the nil! amount of the "snake he: "Put this in the drawer. I will give these young men a chance," ami he t re into sm.tli pieces the numerous lue bills. " They ;lre now free ; an-1 let thesu kt-p so. 1 vi, 1 a-ivauce auuior mou.-x. Hen-after I wili I..1.11 it out of my private fuiils. What they owe is n--w canceled." It "lk ala-Ut Uve lllli.lll.-s lor this l.ttie aliair b !e know 11 111 Hie b.n.k, an i ev ery man in that p!a. -e at ou.f proceeded to gr-iiiiole P litiiist'if iiecuase he h-l not have a '"snake" in the drawer at tli-t particular m.-iuent. i'h-Ufl'-'yii-u ilai'.r- Horace Creeley's Style. Mr. Gn-ely begun his clib-rial career h-n euphemism and the 41 our esteem ed contemniry style were not in vogue It was the fxshion in the early day of newspiipers not only to call a spade, a spade, but to load the handle of it also with n aiiibiguous epithets. He had cuitivale.1 a strong Sax-m style all his lilt as transparent as Eranklin's,as blunt and pointed as C'wbljett's, and no reader ever lai-l down au article which he bad penn ed with the slightest doubt in his mind as to w iiat was meant by it. ile w as the List n-preseiitative ofti.ut persi-iul journ alism w. icli made eAlitor aud paper one L thing. The plain country reader alway relig iously l-elieve-l that Horace tio-el.-y wrote every thing that was printed ust he Tribune, unless it was thesigacd 1. tterof stime ci.-rresjs-n-lut, an-1 there wereth-s-even wh-, not very long before he died, used to ask him w hen they met him on his lecturing tour when their subrriptinn to the paper would expire! I am not sure but he might have known how to answer this question occasionally ; for he kept a wonderful memory at com mand, and could te'l you how certain ob scure towns an-1 counties voted on many previous elections. No such easy and friendly relation is now maintain-i by a gre-.t paper with its patrons as that w hich Mr. Greeley kept up event" the very hist years of his cart er, and it will be iui possd,;. to lsrhoid again another editor at one so great and so familiar. lUn- Um III 77t C'rt)i'pJi''IH. How Men Drink Farms. The I1ifrnimi. in a characteristic way, te'l how men "drink farms:" My homeless friend with the chromat ic nose, while you are stirring up tiie s-igar in that t--n-ct nt glass -if gia let me give you a tai.-tbtw.tsh it down with. You say you Lave for years longed for the free, indej-endent iife of a farmer, but you have never been able to get enough money to buy a farm. But that is just where you are mistaken. For several years you have been drinking a gssl im proved farm at'Uierateof oue hundred square feet a gulp. If y.m doubt this state ment, figure it out yjurelf. An acre of land contains forty-three thousv.cd rise hundred an-1 sixty square feet. E-t: i?a ticz, fir convenience sake, at -4.Lt per acre, yoii will see that brings tiie lan-t to jiLst one luiii jier qiar? foot, one ct nt for ten square feet. Now pour the fiery .! and imagine you are swIiov. ing a straw-l.-erry patch, fail in live of your friends and have tiieni help you to gulp -win tiiat fie j.nndred foot garien. t-ot' iia prolonged spree some tiay, an-i --e how long a time it requires to swallow a pas ture large enough to feed a cow. Itit down that glass of gin : there' dirt in it one hundred square feet f good, rich dirt, worth fK!.-j per acre. Solid Beverage Demanded. In the very hottest jsirt of an afh-r-nis-n a son of Eiin ent. r d a W.sslwar-I avenue drug store and called f. -r a glass of s.sla water. " What syrup w ill you have ! " nsked the clerk. " Linion an' k-ts av it," he said. The order was filled, but as foam ing glass was set on the counter ti.e eas U-iner sp.-d l.mk ng at it rii made ! s.gn of taking it. "Itrin's it," said the clerk; ily and Irink it befere it spoils.'' "Just you keep yourc-at on. me v-in.g man. an' I'll take inetime. b,- your h ae,' was the answer. He waited until the beverage was j-r-fect'y fiat and tiien said : " Now just yoa ks.-k at that ! The glass ain't half full. I'll have you understand you can't do rue out o" my dhrink be givin' me a lot o" f.sim. Now you fill tiiat np, nie daisy, an' dhraw it slow ! " Tiie clerk complied and the purchaser drinking the mixture, departed appr.rent !v satistie.1. Iktr ni l',s . The Efficacy of Onions. Tho-e who are ir. the habit of indu'g-ir-g in raw oni-.tis, sid a medical man. may be consoled for the .smial lMidvant ages which ensue by the fact that onions are alsiut the best nervine known. No nie-l'cine is really o effirai ices in cases of nervous pntrtion, aa-I Uiey tcne np a worn -ont yt.-m in a very short time. Their atisorbent piwers re a'- tii st j valuable, espe-iai!y in times oie; i.!em:i It has been repeatedly ol-served that an, onion patch in the immediate vicinity ofa house acts as a shield agahist the te-ti'encv, which is very apt to pass over the inmates of that house. Sliced onions in a sk.k room absorb all the genua and prevent contagion. During au epideade the confirmed onion eater should, bow ever, eschew his usual diet, as the germs of disease are present in the onion, and contagion can ewsUy result II