Hie Somerset Herald. ESTABLISHED 1817. Term of Publication. r.,,lil'I every Wednesday morning at ti 00 j r minim, if I" advance: othtTWise z ,10 j I" hlv la- charged. v siuwrti'ti"" ic"ntiiuifd ""til nil ,.-ipiP ""' r"K,n,,u,u'n' IMttlwtiliK until' 'u'n w'wTi'M'ni do not takeout their responsible for the niWrip- Wt'' 1 1. Ill ! r;l'' rMiw'ii from one jxctoflice t an ti:,mlil (iix" ulhe name of the former ae a (If present Addrw Tur. Somekkct Hkrauj, Somerset, Pa. , oCnS-SoK. 1- B. O'CONKOR. -.coNN'oK I'.IJOS., If aTT'iKNKYAT-I.Aw. ni somci -i. Pa., and on Franklin street, , .',Ir,ir tilt- r-titlnf. Jl.tlllstoVlll. ,.11 . W. F.HFX'KKK, 11 ' lTiliKNKVATLAW. -A s tnitiwl f I 'a. ,,,.. (,.& Keerils' Wock. upstairs. ,i(H:.iKi!. scru., (7 ATTi 'KN bV-AT ;.a w, somerset. Pa. J K. MXiTT. ATToKNKY-AT-LAW. Somerset, !a. 1 KOOSKK. i aiiiiKNKVATI.au KniirMU Ta. H. f.msli:y. ATIOKNKY AT LAW. (somerset. Pa. r TRENT. S AlioKNKY AT-LAW, Somerset, Pa. M. .1. I'KITTS. A 1 T' iKN EY-A LAW, Smiena't, l'a. i stMitenx't Couniy Bai-k. n. UliAlK. AIII'li.Ml-AI-l-"! innerM't, Ia., 1 -ti'-e in SuiM-wt aiid adjoiniuR eoun l.ni'ie eniiuM-d lo 'liin will receive J,.,,:,i(.i uiit-iiuon. ; , ., ,.m:on W. U. KtWKU 0 V" II V Kl HT.1-, ATiMKNEYtt-A'J'-LAW v i.Hm rmniMM to tlu-ir tre will lie Ai' ' .1 .......l.iulll- Mltott.i.wl ll. altllf' on tt"" I1"" ". - - ----- - II. KiHiNTZ. ATlUlit-Al-I.A . iintwl. !'a., . ,,1-v 111 Nrtuerxn anl adjoiiiinn nuiiitie. I ;u ITiiitinp liiiiine How. pwi-the tAurt 1) I WIS MKYF.1W. AlTiiKNEY-AT-LAW, NiuierH't, l'a. ',, nl l.uiiie elltniMed to hix care w ill le in unli proiupine and tidflity. ofliee i iir tnvi, m-x; door loJ. ii. Snyder V J Ho. K1MMKU ATTi K K Y-AT1.A W, Suuienet, Pa. V l' attend to all business entrusted to hit. care in i,hit r-.-i and ailjoiniuK eoumitti. ith pronil , r hihI leiciitv. iiliue on ilain t'ro Mreel, ,u- Kiher ' liook More. J mi l. rr-n. ATTt.iKNEY-AT-I.AW, tHitneraet, l'a. d'inT in Mammoth Blix k. np Mairs. Entranee v ti (To Mreet. Collwtion inad eUatex fc.i.'i' tit le examined, aud ail lenal tiuwnewal-i,-.i,ii t i'h I'rouiptue- and lidvluy. 7T '..U.!tN. L. C- COLBORK. lilLliOKN A 0I.1K. ATlliKNtiS-A 1-l.AV. souierset. Pa. A'l huviiw- entrusted vi our eare will Imi i i.i.v und iKiUitii'.l' Httcndei to. I'ollartiotn u'.ul -m !N.iiierix-l. Ik-Mionl and adjoining eouu ' Mirvej inn and eouveyaueing doue on rea- s.iin'.k tcniih. ir i;m:y. f. schklu ATTIU.Nt-All-A. , ItoiuerM't, Pa. K,Miitv and reliMott A:ent. Kfli.-e in Mammoth l " 1.;.. V '.U.1.NT1NK HAY, ATTt'KNE-Al-LAM. Krtuemel, Pa. Aw lual.-rin Keal EMate. Will attend to all t;.i,i,. entrusted lo lii eare with pnuuptuew ii". tidvliiy. J tHIX II. I'HL, A TXCKNEY-AT-LA W, Souierwet, t a. Will pr.,mt!v tt4-nd to all business enirued l,.hmi .Money' advaiMtd on exlletious ke, lf- Biell 1)' tie ll, Maiumuili lilin'k r. a. i:hais. rilYSKJAN AND SI K;K."N, "inieiet. Pa. ns,. lu Co..k A li.vrlls' Uha k, IS-cmd Klr. lyl Tk. i:iix ki:u, PHYSICIAN" ANI rt'KiiBlX. Sokkuskt. Pa.. 1. t,.!. t- l,i profi i-iial -r lee. to the eitiaen of s...r-. and vicinity, ottice in PoM l-e luiii'lnic East of l'ialliond. D U. II. s,tKlMMF.LL, T. n.l. rs his i.rofessiomil er ice t tlie -ili n of sctmrsci and viciniiv. l iilesa pronwionaiiy n.iwd Ite can In- iouud at Insoflice on Main of llialuotnt. I) u. H.r.m.T.AKKi: T ii.lo his pisifi-ssional r lei Ui the eitizena r.1 nucnet and vicinity. Wice In resiociiee ou H!L siirct tt ol liixuioud. yi. VM. KAUt H Ti-i'lers lus professional t ii-ea to the citizen" rt s..ii,. r--i and viciuitv. Hflice in l'ost ntliee 1:11:111 1)' l:"Mhd'ATHlC PHYSICIAN AND Sl liEON. T' t,.lcr- his .erviee to the l-eople of Somersiet tail i initv alls in town and country prompt-i- ni;, ti.iui t... an la- found at othce day or l iii ci ie. proh-ssiona;iy euiraKed. Oftn-c- on s . ii. t corner ot liiauioiid. over Kncjiia-t s:.. Mi.rc. Dl J. M. LorTIIER, IhmrrlH of StinMotiH.) l liYsl' IAN" ANIJ Sl iii.El'N", I'm- liit ntl -nnunciitly in Somerset Sir the t hi-profession. OIlHwon Main sln-ct, ii. rtTtrof Jir:ij5 Stein-. Di.J.f. M M1I.I.F.N, ((.rtiiltnih in Imt'i't ty, I mm- . i inl attetilHtn to the pretcrvat Ion of ! i,-.-;j. Art. lical Hets iiimtusi. tn ri.-a..'i- riinrantced stiMHctiry. otiiwiu Kaer ' i Di:..iiii. r.n.i.s. l'ESTIT. of.i-enjt stair in ii Br1t Work. Dr:. ym. coi.i.iNs. JiE.NTlsT. "v niKiii pis r s lll.s k up-stairs. where he lie. U f .mm t nil times prcpnri-d to do all kindu "I -irli. sn h ,1- hllim.'. reitiiiatiiut. cxtniciinir. A' Aniin-.al jc iiiol all kinds and of th Ia-s4 fcmteriai inserl'si. Ail work frnarantecd. ..I. K. M1LLKK tin- -nnancntlv lm-MUsi in lv-rlin for the rae-'"i- "l his prof.-Ksiun. tHhee op(isile Charlea kr.MLKi-r s sti.re. iin-i'st-t County H;uk. C J. HARRISON, M. J. PR1TTS, pltKsiPr:T. r"Hiin. ' !ii-i '.n.us made in all parts of the I'niU-d Slatea. CHARGES MODERATE. I'rtirs l-ilt,,. t truA nnaicv Weat can ae ""i: iii..it,4 In draft on Nea York In any um. '"itsti .t,. ti,H.ic anil pnanptnew. I . Jiotids f"lil ami ,id. Moiicv and valuubk-a secured ' ,.: in. i.iidiii celebrated Haft, Itla Har--i.l 4 Yale M. time ka-k. ACCOUNTS SCLICITEE. All It-al Hi.lidais Oliaened. CURTIS K. GROVEr- SOMERSET, PA. billys. sdkkjHs, ap.ktai;k-"s. sl ltlNi, WAiNS, HI CK W'ACiOS. aMi EASTEKX ANDWhTEKN WnltK EiirnWied oti Short Siali-e. Painting Done on Short Time. " fk Is lna.lt ink of Tlirmtihl)i Unmmnl H'l, l'il tin h4 fiva nmd Sbrl, Sulistalltiaiiy oiisirutd. Neatly Kiiiisbed. and oTuntcd to (rive Stlsctiin. Only First Class Worbnen. Piri!,K f An Kinds in My Line lame on "lain Si.tiec, Price REASON aHLE, anil All Work Warranted. 'n am Eiamine my ftia-k, and lm 'cea " r.iii.,rt. and furnish tMvei. for Wind ken-iul-r the plai-e, and call liL CTJRTISK. GROVE, (Ea of C.airt Iloliae) SOUKKSET. PA lie VOL. XXXV. NO. B. & B. 77 ...'. .. F.VEST Of Tills SKASOX WILL UK THE Grand Lace Curtain Sale! Which we have just inaugurated. This Mile will snq-jwiillour funncrtJlortsin misdirection. The Kiamx arc all new pattern, no ul stun" ami most of ihemuurotvii tin i it-unions, ami stvlesexeluaive ! Willi us. Theyjw ill raiiKe In price, vii : j For choice new iiimi.ln NiK?tmrham Curtains 3 yards loin;. conu. mut Sl.un per t.air. Kor yard (roods, with taed elites. 81 '. 1 M, ?1 75. tu For Choice Patterns. 3', ami 4 yard Nollintrhain Cnrtutns, f- W mi, W i. S.i IK), T im to 12 mi per lir. French Guipure Curium tW 00 and !;! per pair. curtain Neb, 1-" .c, 1" to&V n t yard. Curtain stiiiiustc.c, sCc. lee and l-1. At this spccinl Rak we fi'l jupiihVd in ayinv a ill btMilii!n-dlhe very best value iu('unainytH vu orolkrcd anyu here. (mi.lfte rnliiiimiTy iH-partnu'iil where aillbe found all the acevHirit4. A V4tni4'i J;ra Trimmed lkolc at 'Si ct-nift, KiniTi. llra-kot, KK". In Miit deiHtrttaent we offer )KH'ially Hpriiiif JnrkeiK in ('liti kN I'lalds and SirijH-s. A1hiiUiii 1'lotiiti and KtTM.y with Inpftrtt artim, 1tiiir imU Newc&rksts with Hoods and Capes In-rlni'k'i. tri and plaids, at popularvrii'i'ft. for IfiMHi quality and best wirkuianliip. $6.50 and up. SPUING WRAPS, lUnili d all o er and I -a-e Triinnied, tlO.OO eaeh and ii j. Si;k W ra. with IVaii Triiuiinu.' ; am-i-l's liiiir ri. Morning Wrap, Miw.' aud I'liiMren Wraps, Jackets & Newmarkets and lrvm- from 2 year to lii year !.. Ladies Suit Department: Black Silk Suits $25., $35. $45. and $65. kli Ii heavy Mlk ami triuiiuel ij ,! eln loth and tricia suita. itlain and mix ed colore, full skiiinand drajary. 'HI and uplo ejnuu. 1 jirge nd sjK-eial ntrcriiofs diirini! the present monih t,t silk- anil spriui; ircv piMwi. New Style Plain Colors and Check Suitings, :tsto ti niches, at 4 ' i.V. 7 m; KV, M ml and SI '. lUnck and white strijted Miiuuter silk" at ttoe. :ile, V. 4-k'. " anil M do. - Ijirye lines of eolort-d fummcr silks, colored (rrs grains, faille fraticiV rlnwlxiiner-liarres satin rimilaiuet.. en-., etc., at price, which ftM'qiiulitieM have not yet Iwcn eiiiiulcd. mr Mail order letannieiit will, upon request, w-iid saiupU to any addnsM, or for a raw, eur Uiins. eti'., pnils from which samplea eannot le em, we will scud a liu of pk to aeleet from. uimn receipt ot pnijH'r retcn-nce, or by express t . 1. 1)., with pri ilce of examiuaiioti and s.lee tion The customer to ncleel what pleases. If any, and pay expresn ni:ent, balunce to I retunied. BOGGS & BUHL, 115, 117.119 & 121 FEDERAL STBEET. tloloEGJHENY, PV. dec.S,-.-l-y. EXCELSIOR COOK STOVE MM SlIISFinil. EIGHTEEN SIZES AND K1NE 111 Fufcters cai lie Suits!! MJXltACTl KIl' BY Li A.KP Hil: V4.K r H. IS. Schell ct Co., auplH-'H't-lyr. soMfJkstT. PA. Al.BEKT A. Hoknk. J. SswTT WiKI). BORNE & WARD M rHH TO Eaton & Bros. NO. 27 FIFTH AVENUE, PITTSJtVJiGlI, J'A. SPRING AND SUMMER, 1886. NEW GOODS EVEEY EAY SPECIALTIES Emltrniilrritt, lv, ilillhifry, Hhilr titmit, Jlnnd t'rrfiiif. Ifhtr THmmixpn. Ihini, Itbirrt. fr-. rfci. M'lJin i'"J M'rwo Vwlrmnir. hnntr' ami (liil'tnu't Untlihni, iimey O'otWu. v l'arn. Z'-pli'rr, M'tl'riuU all KM far FASrY W ORK. Mi FpisMai Goods, k, k. Tour Patronage Is Respectfully Solicited. SjaOrdcrsby Wail attended to with ProniptneM and IHsjiatch. zsrrw goods FOR Spring Wear. Sjan iul nii-e lilieiif all-wiail Sprinj? Press KalnicK at tvnts, lnijMirtcJ. l'luin. ami t Otiiliinatioti Siiilinir" nt l ami a yanl. New Kn'Iisli Stjltxl Stiiiitii?, in cliecka ami stria-. .VI iiir-hc wi'le, 1 l.tT". Kxtra values in Illaek (Inw tirain Silks otir tiVwut J'.Uuk furah hilk. ta-st in tlii ivmntry ' l,ri alw't ""r ' Prtt,'- Xi w fitttej- lliuek Velvet. ItaOmitis in our woiidertully luive assort ment of new French SatiiM-a. Sititeh, AnJ.T xiii Cititrliains ami Anniican tiinglianis. Sjirins itn(rtntioii of Ivk-c Curtains, just reT-ivel, $1 a jwiir up to fiiiest jtluliti-. ISmiitifitl new Kiiiliritiileriea in White ami Colors. New Linen TriimniiiK law, luitvains. latest novel lie in Dnw Trimniinp" unl lSuttons. S-miJr anil itnniijitly ' Hqiliniliim. JOS. H0RN'& CO.'S Penn Avenue Stores, Pittsburgh, Pa. QHARLEK HOFFMAN, MERCHANT TAILOR. (Als-ve HelMeya Store,) Latest Style. nd Lowest Price. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED. Somerset, Pa. 40. MY VESPER SONG. Fillet! willi wearitie ami iin, Scanvly strong; emmli lo pray. In tli is twilight" hour ! sit. Sit ami si 1 1 my tloitU away. t'er my broken iurHsc, K ex the eominj; shuilows roll, let tne httiltl a bridge o( solic, "Jesus, lover tf my soul, l-t me to thy bosom fly." How the wonls my thoughts rea-at ; To Thy bosom Iml, I wme ; Though unfit to kiss thy feet, Once I gathered sheaves for Thee, Dreaming I coultl holt) them fast. Now ! can hut Mly sing " , rtuvive my soul at last." 1 am weary of my fears. Like a child when ni'lit comes on ; In the shadows. Lord, I sing " Leave, O luare me not alone." Tlinmejli the ttitrs I still must shed, Through the evil yet to be. Though 1 falter while 1 sing - " Still sitjHirt and tvtmfort me." " All my trust on Thee is staytsl " ; Does therythm of the Song Softly falling on my heart. Make its (iitlscs firm and strong? Or is this Thy jierttft a'Ui!c, Now dtrsceiiding while 1 sing? That my soul may sleep to-night ""Neath the shadow of Thy wing." " Thou of life the fountain art," If I slumber on Thy breast ; If I sing myself to sleep ; Sleep and death alike are rest, Though the shadows overiasl, Through the shailows yet to lie, I .ct the ladder of my tfong " Kise to ail eternity." Note by note it silver lairs -May my soul in love a-stviul, Till I reach the highest round In Thy kingdom without end. Not inimticnlly I sing. Though I lift my hands and cry "Jesus, lover of my sold, Ix-t me to Thy boaom fly." Jfiiry if. Jlullrr. IRRESISTIBLE. "1 will not be untrue," she said, and her dark eye Hashed. " I love you, but I shall not marry you." "And your reasons?" he usked, in a voice that trembled, depjiite his strong efforts to control it. .She liaiked at him fuietly, pityingly, and her answer runi; through his verj sou). " liecau.se you would make my life one long regret. iSetatiw, far in the years to eome I foresee such utter degradation for you as would makethe lifeofany woman mad enough to give her happiness her fate to your keeping a lifeofsuch misery that the grave would lw a Welcome refuge." " You love me, and vet you can say that to tiieT" "I cottltl not hare lovexl you hail I dreamed of this l'fore. As I say, I will not la? untrue. I lelieved in you wholly. I thought you the only one I had ever known who had touched my heart, who could awaken in nie the love a woman gives but once in her life. I yielded my self gladly to the knowledge of this find ing, for I could not mistake your manner, vour feelings to Lie, I saw my influence over you with none of the triumph of a coquette, you well know, but with the ijtiiet happiness of a woman who loves truly, entirely, herself. Hut for the late kno4edge that the fatal cup which has ruined thousands and tens of thousands, is not strange to your lipa, my heart would be wholly yours." "But, Margaret, your influence has such power over me ; under it what can I not conquer? H!essed wit it your love, what might 1 not become?" The beautiful Vi lust their firmness of expression, and quivered with trtrongly expressed feeling. " I have no faith in tny power," she said, 8iid!y. "tlodonly knows how in tensely I pity you, but I should go mad if I were forced to pity my husband. I must esteem, 'respect, as well as love the man to whom 1 give control of all my future." "Is there no hope for me?" he passion ately exclaimed. "Are you so cold, so hard, that you deny nie all trial that you refuse to believe for you I could con quer, would conquer, all that stood be tween nie and my dearest hopes of earth ly happiness? Marg.iret! Margaret! No human creature but yourself can save me. If you refuse to' listen to believe I care iot what guilt lears me to ob livion." "ldarenol listen to your and great tears rolled down her cheeks ;" 1 dare not take iion myself such vow s as bind our earthly fates, and feel in my heart how entirely we shall yet Iks separated in all true union. I must say to you, I have no faith in thedeadly infatuation of one who indulges in the apj)etite for strong drink." " You condemn nie then, to my min?" " I condemn- you lo ruin ! God furbid ! Harry Norton, it remains with yourself. I cannot contal fnim you that X think you have a hard battle before yon in life. To conquer that appetite 'to determine that you will not yield, and to. abstiin from all that teil'ls t tempt, to awaken desires fur stimulants, no matter how weary, how worn you are with the stnig gledenianils the strongest will.thegreat--st self-sacrifice, the prayerful spirit, the Christian life. Are you cabbie of all this? If you doubt yourself at all, in mer cy never tempt a woman to hare a drunkard's life to behold herself the mother of children who will never know the beauty, the holiness, the protection of home. "You think I exaggerate your faults. You do not know all that is burned as w ith the stamp of lire upou my memory. The years roll back, and I see a young, trusting, credulous girl, who knew nei ther herself nor her needs in life, wedded to a man whose earthly prospects seemed fairer than those of most men. But this girl, so innocent, so lovely and trusting, learned soon ah, too eoon! that her whole life was sacrificed to one whose taste for the accursed stimulant of liquor far exceeded his love for the woman he professed to adore. Year after year pass ed on, adding to this fatal taste addition al strength. No caresses ot sweet-voiced, lovely little children, nodelights of h une were half so dear to this man as the one fatuation of his life. " This girl, always so mature in mind, and far his superior in nature, left no means untried to save him. She was very attractive in manner, conversation and person, and all her attractions were oilier SOMERSET, put in force to save him. She concealed his habit of int'ineran:e for years. She kept his faults to herself. She never breathed aught against him. She upheld him, strengthened him, counseled him. If woman's influence could have saved him, he would have been saved. " I have seen her home taken from her. Her children and herself wandering from one place to another, as she could best earn tBeir support ; and this man, seem ingly devoid of human feeling, leaving her to her own resources, while wealthy relations cared for him. "This woman was very near and dear to me, and nothing upon earth could in duce me to put myself in subjection to the possibility of such a fate. You have my true friendship, my liest wishes for your welfare, my sincere prayers that you may conquer in this fiery trial, but I dare not give you more. God only knows how hard this is for uteto say to you; how wil lingly I would share your fate in poverty, in any ordinary trial of life ; but I dare not, for my own soul's sake, say I take your life, whatever it may be, for mine. And so, Harry, let us speak of this no more." She held out her hand. He caught it. He dreiv her impulsively toward him. He held her fur an instant, clisely. Margaret," he said, ' let me kiss you once. And before she could reply his burning lips touched her pure, cool brow. iod bless you, Margaret, whatever be comes of me !" Iu another instant he was gone. She jiassed through the garden-walk into the pleasant rvh, and stood a mo ment before the open parlor-window, where an old gentleman rested in an easy hair. " It is a lovely night, father," she said ; " but I will go to my room, I In-lieve. I am very weary to-night. Good night." "tiood night, my daughter!" And Margaret went as usual with her stately step to her chain ber-door, but once w ithin its solitude, and the proud, resolv. ed spirit was bowed in bitter sorrow. How she had loved this man ! And her whole frame shook with the sobs she dared not vent loudly, and the tears rushed down the proud, licautiful face. Must she thus condemn him, and was there no hoie for him? He was a student of medicine, and studying of late with her faiher, and an eager, apt student, lie had come into the quiet life of this girl as a bright sun beam. His quick, active intellect aroused her from the ordinary routine of her usu al life. His tastes hunnonixed with her own. and she hail given him her heart en tirely. Then, one day, she learned that the fa tal habit of stimulating his energies w hen exhausted by studyor fatigue had become a necessity to him, and the interview we i a ve just related was the decision which she had arrived at. She was a girl of no ordinory character. Her clear, good sense, with the intimate knowledge of her friend's life, taught her to doubt the influence she could w ield against the Juggernaut, whose victims can never lie numliered. 1 larry Norton left the village for the distractions of a life in a great city. Now and then news came of him as a clever, successful practitioner, accompanied by loubtful surmises as to certain changes in his life vague sjieeches, meaning, jr hais, nun h or little. Margaret's life flowed quietly on ; her father, yielding to the infirmities of old age, demanded her whole care ami atten tion. Perhaps close observers might detect a shade of.sadness now and then in those clear, grey eyes, but she was not one of those who live solely for their own pleas ure, and no one in all the village was morj relied ujam in sorrow or trouble as a kind symjiathizer than she. A young clergyiiian who settled in the jiarish was soon observant of this strong, self-reliant nature this tender daughter and kind friend. Margaret was not d join ed to live a solitarv life. She found much to esteem in Mr. Khlen,"and at last much to love ; and one bright spring morning she stood with him at the vil lage altar as'his bride. As she entered the carnage a packet was given to her, and oiening it, she found a wedding gift a brtioch formed of a .large, pure pearl, finely set, and a letter. The letter was as follows : Maikiakkt: You are a pearl among all others in my memory, and I beg you to accept this symbol of yourself as a gift from an old "friend. V on were right, Margaret no man, knowiug himself a sla-e to ititeuiicrance, should ever tempt a woman to share its curse. What can I w rite yon of my life? Only that there are times when am mad-w hen no reason remains to me -and then 1 come out of this valley of the shadow of death, and I see yon strong, pure, so far away from me. Your words come back to me, ami 1 know you were right when you chose to walk apart from one so unworthy. Do not believe that I do not struggle, but a xivor stronger than I controls me. I can rejoice in your happiness, and I know that I was once blessed with your love that my true self was once dear to you. Hut purity, rectitude were dearer to'you than all else, ami he who faile I of these could not hold possession of your heart. That one w orthy to 1 your guide, your staff through life lias won you. awakens no selfish feeling in my heart. I have said that I can I do rejoice in your happiness. Happy bride though she was, tears fill ed her eyes. She pitied him very ten derly, and pitied him all the more be cause of her nu n happiness. The years rolled quietly on with her ; children were given to her love and care. In the pleasant village home where her childish days were passed she lived the contented life of a happy wife and mother. It was towards the close of a bright summer day that Mr. Klden came slowly up the garden walk, and Margaret, has tening with tender welcome to greet him, saw at once, from his face, that he lare unwonted news. " Margaret." he said, " I wish you would come with me to see a dying man who wishes to bid you farewell. You have never forgotten Harry Norton. It is he." ; ' It was not calmly she could think of the interview. Her hands trembled as she tied the strings of her bonnet ; tears filled her eyes, and she leaned heavily on the arm of her husband as he related to her the story of his summons to the house where Harry Norton, feeling that se i ESTABLISHED 1827. PA., WEDNESDAY, MAY 18, 1887. his days were numttered.had come to hid her farewell to die- The setting sun was fglorifying all things; the distant mountains ami rivers were bathed in golden light, They en tered the chamlxT of the dying man. The ame golden atmosphere filled it ; from the ojen window came the soft summer air, the glad notes of singing birds. " Y'ou are good as ever, Margaret," I lar ry said faintly, " to come ; but I felt that if you wished me (iod speed I might more safely cross the dark river. Y'ou cannot know no one can hut its victims the irresistible power of the disease w hich bears me to my grave. It is a dis ease a madness with some and I have been one of those fatal ones. If I could say with sujiernatural power: 'Touch it not when first you feel the accursed thirst, or you are lost!' But who would believe me ? Uod only knows !" Long and tenderly Margaret and her husband talked with him, listening pity iugly to his account of the struggles he had made so uselessly against what he tielieved to be a madness, and soothed and comforted by them, he Kissed quiet ly, resignedly nay, thankfully into the other life, the " great beyond." Circumstantial Evidense. I have very little faith - in circumstan tial evidence, having seen so man instan ces where it was in error. In direct tes timony a witness may destroy the truth, but in circumstantial evidence he has a double opjMirtunity to lie, and noway of tripping him up. I remember a case in Mississippi, happening w hen 1 was a boy, that has made me chary about using cir cumstantial evidence since I have been engaged in the practice of law. The vic tim was a poor man, who came tht're from the north, got hold of a small farm to cultivate, and constructed a log hut down by the river, in which he lived all alone. Near him resided a rich planter. Around his hut the country was very soft and swampy. It was off the main road and was not seen frequently by travelers, but a bridle-path leading near the hut was used considerably by people around there to cut off the distance to town. This rich planter, one day, in closing up his season's eroj8, went to town to settle up with his agents, and it was expected would have considerable money with him on his return. The time passed for him to return, and he did not come. Later his horse arrived home, riderless. A search was instituted, and early next morning the lasly of the planter was found in the swampy land off the bridlc jiath. His isx'keLs hail been rilled and it was clear that the murder had Isfen committed forrobbery. Beside the body was found a derringer, with the name of the omipant of the hui, engraved on it. Leading from the hut to the laxly and back to the hut, were well-defined tracks. At the hut the man was found sleeping, the mate to the derringer by, his shoes muddy, and his hat fillet! with papers taken from the dead man's pockets. The shoes fitted the tracks nicely, ant! a very strong case of circumstantial evidence was matle oul. He was tried, convicted and hanged. He protested his innocence so strongly on the scaffold that the sher iff delayed in the performance of his duty. Within twelve months after that a hard case in that country was mortally w ound ed, and on his death-bed he eonfcssd to having committed the murder, giving tip money and papers he had secured. He said he had crossed from the road to the hut in his stocking feet, had put on the pi sir man's shoes, armed himself with his derringer, and laid in wait for the planter, and after committing the mur der had fixed the evidence of guilt around the still sleeping occupant of the hut. St. Iaw 'i fUitfm-Itcmocffii. Going to Bed. Seaking of how a man goes to bed, an exchange says: "There's where, a man has the advantage. He can undress in a cold room and have his bed warm before a woman has her hair pins out and her shoes united." That is how it looks in print, and this is how it looks in reality : " I am going to bed, my dear, it is 10:30." Jfo reply. " Now, John, you are always late in the morning. Io go to bed." " Yes, in a minute," he replies as he turns the paja-r wrong side out and begins a lengthy article headed : " The Lou siana Muddle." Fifteen minutes later she calls from the la-d-naun : "John, come to bed and don't keep the gas burning here nil night," and, murmuring something ultont the "bill being big enough now," she creeps beneath the cold sheets, while John sits placidly on, his feet across the piano stool and a cigar in his mouth. By and by he rises, yawns, stretches himself, throws the pasT on the floor and pro ceeds to that vigorous exercise, shaking down the coal stove. Just at this stage a not altogether pleasant voiiv inquires: "For pity's sake, ain't you ready for bed yet ?" "Yes, yes, I'm coming ; why don't you let a fellow alone ?" Then he dis covers there is coal needed. ; When that is supplied and rattled into the stove he sits down to warm his feet. Next he slowly begins to undress, anil as he stands scratching himself and absently gazing on the last garment dangling over the back of the chair, he remembers that the clock is not wound yet. When this is at tended to he wants a dr.nk of water, and away he promenades to the kitchen. Of course, when he returns his skin resem bles that of a picked chicken, and once more he seats himself before the fire for the last wann-np. As the clock strikes twelve he turns out the gas and with a flop of the bed clothes and a few spas modic shivers be subsides no, not yet; he forgot to see if the front door was lin ked, and another flop from the bed clothes brings forth the remark: "flood gracious, if that man ain't enough to try the patience of Job ! " Setting her teeth hard, she. awaits the final flop, with the accoinanying blast of cold air, and then quietly inquires if he is settled ' for the night, to which he replies by muttering: " Well, if you ain't the provokingest wo man." Eartrrn Aryn. " Can't eat a thing." Hood's Sarsajttr ilia is sv wonderful medicine for creating an apetite, regulating digestion, and giv ing strength. Shiloh's Yitalijser is what you need for Constipation, Loss of Appetite, IHzziness, aud all symptoms of Dyspepsia. Price 10 and 75 cents per bottle. . Sold by Geo. W. Benford & Son. NED FORESTS PREACHING The Reformed Cambler's Ser mon in San Francisco. hvangelist Net! Forest's broadcloth coat had not a speck of dust ujan it, his w hite four-in hand scarf was adjusted to a nicety around his "cut-my-chin " col lar, and his hair was banged and plaster ed as accurately as vaseline would stick it when he began o(ierations on the soul of his very resiiectable audience at the ( Vntral Methodist Church last evpning. The reformed short-card player w as the central brilliant in a sitting of smart young women w ho sang more or less, and five gentlemen of various degrees of thickness who formed the male portion of the choir. The exorter hud the pulpit moved to one side, so as to leave the platform free for his exonerated motions, The audience was composed mainly of the male sex, the fairer half of creation peing too much mystified by the reform ed gambler's technical slang to appreciate his sallies, while the men present affec ted the bald head by a large majority. Forest's vernacular frequently brought down the house, his allusions to "full hands" ami "straight Hushes," " bluff ing," "straddles," "antes," and "stocked deals" being thoroughly enjoyed and apjiarently appreciated. A particularly unique feature of the series of services is the absence of the collection plate. As a consequence the audience remained until the benediction. Out of regard for the conventionalities, but evidently for no other reason. Forest selected a text, "Saved by Hope," which' he announced was to lie found in Rom ans, 24th verse, and paid no further atten tion to. The services were ojst-mil by singing, which he started with the injunction to th young lady in frizzes who played the organ, to "Let her go!" And she did " let her go," and the choir " let her go," and there was some noise there or there abouts. " ' ilad to see so many of the boys here to-night," began the sjoaker; " I feel that (rjd called me unto the work for the boys. When a man of my age has siK-nt fifteen years going down to hell and has l-en stopja'd, he owes a debt of gratitude. That's what I owe, and I wanto cash in. "To-night I am not going to talk to cemeteries. God only knows the secrets of the graveyards. Scores that lay out in Lone Mountain refused the Lord: When the casket is screwed down there is no chance for a fellow. When the crape is hanged Isefore the d(ar you can't cash yonr checks. Twice in my life I have lain at death's door, once with a knife wound, and once with a '44 that left a hole in my neck I can put my fin er into." The revivalist dest:ribed how parson in a sermon over a drunkard promised the wife and mother and daughter they should uieet him in heaven. " No, he went lo hell! " cried the evan gelist " A gambler don't want to go to heaven. He'd have no one to play a game with him." The exhorter here fell into a lachry mose condition, during which he dealt in considerable sentiment, related the story of his own conversion while deal ing faro. He claimed to have been too wicked for description, U low for the imagination to grasp, aud ttaik huge satis faction in the picture of depravity w hich he presented. " But ! " he shouted, smiting the pulpit a mighty thwack, " I've found a game that pays. I've found a hand that wins every hour of my life ; it's a hand no man can hold over, no man can bluff me on. It is the hand of thai dealt tome, and I won't lay it down until I lay it down at the throne of tiod." The converted gambler then depicted a girl initiated into a game of cards in a home, and a year latter staggering up the street. Then somewhat irrelevantly he as serted : " A gambler has a heart as big as a church. ( iod bless and have mercy on the gamblers of San Francisco. The only time I ever held a sure hand that couldn't be doue up I hold now. " A friend of mine I heljietl plant in Leadville. There was a man who held as big a roll as any man in 'Frisco. I found him lyingdyingfrom consumption. ' I don't want to s ueal at the tail end of my life,' he said. 'That isn't squeal ing,' I said. So I found a parson and set him to work on him. We all got down on our knees, and while we prayed he gasp ed, ' (iod, if there's such a thing as mercy for such a one as me, give it ter me.' "Men say they don't like such a thing as.a hell. Well, I lelieve in a straight, regular A No. 1 hell. I know a fellow w ho was an infidel w ho dropped off a boat into the river. They got him up and done the barrel act on him and he was fixed, when the first thing he says was, 'Thank ( iod;! 'Thought you didn't believe in God,' said a duck who stood by. 'That's all right,' said the feller they fished up. 'Infidelity is a gissl enough thing on top of the boat, but a pretty poor thing to go down on to the keel with.' "Now, you fellers Usik out, or the devil will he playing euchre with you over a store gtasls box in hell. That's a giaxl enough place for some fellows, anyhow. A few years ago, in Mexico, I was play ing a game of cards. This Mexican fluck I was playing with thought I had took a card. I was accused of the act. It may have been an accident. It might have been a theft. I wa in financial straits. The Mexican thought it was a theft. I will leave it to you. This fellow didn't say a word. He just pulled a gun and let her go, and I went down all in a heap. They took me to a hotel. A Sister of Charity came and ttxik care of me. I was a sharper to her. I was a Protestant, and I never see one of tluwe good women without uncovering to them. She asked me to accept Christ, I was bitter, and wanted to let it in for this fellow. So, when I was well I followed this duck down into old Mexico. We eame togeth er, but, thank God; it was only a wound." Speaking of his finances, Forest said : " To-night if I was called home to Phila delphia I couldn't go. Why? I haven't the money to pay my own and my wife's fare buck. But I would rather live as now, with a sure winner for eternal life, to having all the money I once had. God help you to-night to get a winning hand. It's a square deal. I like to hear a man come down and say, '"God, I've been a bad, wicked man, and I want help.' That man means business. When I was a eralcl gambler I wore gotxi clothes and a clus ter. I didn't walk much. I generally rode in a carriage and did the gentleman act. " Now, I want to tell you alsiut the drinking business. I think the meanest thing a l'lO-pound man ever done is to stand behind a bar and hand out two lit tle glasses that weigh half an ounce. But they weigh a ton on your soul. If I had a brother that sold liquor I would grab him by the back of the neck and do the throw-out act on him. " I see some grand old Methodists here, and some that ain't so grand. But you just try to size yourself up against some of these hard old Methodists and you will look like a chippy beside them. " I don't take up collections, you bet. Yet I lielieve in practiiail Christianity. Christianity that don't touch a fellow's pocket ain't no good, A cluck who's got it ain't no good. That fellow 's name is Dennis from the word go. Some people don't like a basket poked under their neck. There'll never be a basket poked around while I'm here." At the conclusion of Forest's excitable, noisy talk atamt half the audience arose upon invitation to show w ho w ished to get light." Damon and Pythias Revamped, A very hard-up lixking man entered a grindery on Fort street the other day, and said to the proprietor : I have come to give myself up. My name's Darnon." "No one wants vou that I'm aware of," replied the gna-er. But my partner, Pythias, stole a cake of maple sugar here the other day, and I ve come as a hostage until you citch him. Kxcuse me if I slice off a bit of this cheese anil take a few crackers." " But I haven't missed any sugar." " Perhaps not; but Pythias 'tuok it all the same. I saw him an hour ago, and I told him I should wait here until he sur- ren dered himself. Beg pardon ; but I'll take a herring to go with my crackers and cheese," " What did you say your name was?" " Damon, sir ; and there's nothing mean aliout me! When I pass my word, noth ing on earth w ill make nie break it. Is this sweet milk iu this jar? Ah! there; but you'll excuse me if I take a glass." Look here, you old lx-at, I want you to get out of this ! " exclaimed the grocer, who began to see a colored man in the fentre corner. " But I agreed to wait for Pythias." " I don't care a copper for Pythias or you, either ! There's the thair." " I promissed lyth. I'd wait here. What will he say when he finds that Iamon ha lied to him?" "So you won't go? Well you will! N:jw, you come along, ami take that and that and that!" The grocer pulled him to the door and bestowed three In-arty kicks on his coat tail. The man received them meekly and kindly, and when the performance was over he walked across the rtwd, and turned and said: " All right. If Pyth. comes along just explain how it wits. Tell him old Ihimon is waiting for him down in the saloon at the corner." Ingersol! and His Arguments. In answer to an inqnry by some of his students as to w hether the arguments of Ingersoll are unanswerable, a college president answers them in the Andover reviews as follows: An intnlel is an abnormal growth, and nature feels funny once in a while and creates a freak, e. g. ; the living'skeleton ; thejfat woman : the two-headed girls. So there is alaiut one infidel to a million sane men. The most of these noisy fellows are amateur infidels. Shey talk Ingersoll in fair weather and pray themselves hoarse every time it thunders. A well developed case of holera morbus will knock the infidelity out of them and leave them in a cold sweat like a china dog in an ice house. I know them. The most of them are like the boy who runs away from home, and omes buck to stay with his father at nights. Then, again, boys, .tike a look around you w hen you invest another SO cents to hear Ingerstill talk on " liberty," and compare the crowd with the kind of people you find in almost any church. Is it the odor of sanctity you smell? Hardly, boys, hardly. But you can eat peanuts there, and choke on the shells, while you applaud the funny jokes aliout heaven where you know in your heart your mother is; or hear the humble Nazarene ridiculed, who, you think, and alwavs will think, gave a home to your weary old father when he left the earth. Yes, boys, Ingersoll's arguments are un answerable, and I think the seasons will come along, and the churches will con tinue to bloom, and all nature will most exaseratingly and calmly perform her functions, if Robert is not answered. Y'ou know when the first steamer crossed the Atlantic a great philosopher was deliver ing a most conclusive argument to prove that by no possibility could a steam ves- el cross the ocean, and that provoking steamer came snorting and sizzling and j plurging right into the harlair. Boys,, so will God's foolish children go right on praying and preaching and dying and ! going to heaven, in spite of argument." - - Try to Save a Doctor's Bill- Try a sun bath for rheumatism. Try clam broth for a weak stomach. j Try cranberry poultice for erysipelas. Try eating fresh radishes and yellow turnips for gravel. Try swallowing saliva when troubled with sour stomach. Try eating onions and horse-radish to relieve dropsical swellings. Try the croup tipiet when a child is likely to be troubled in that way. Try a cloth wrung from cold water put about the neck for sore throat. Try hot flannel over the seat of neural gic pain and renew frequently. Try buttermilk for the removal of tan, walnut stains and freckles. Try snuffing powdered borax up the nostrils for catarrhal cold in the head. Try taking cod liver oil in tomato cat sup if you want to make it palatable. For lame back, side orchi-st, use Shiloh's Porous Plaster. Price 25 cents. Sold by Geo. W. Benford & Son. "Say do you think it is true that red headed girls are quick-tempered r' Tm ah suppose you ask them about it " ' One acre enough Especially if it be a tender corn. WHOLE XO. 1870. Husbands and Wives. It has been remarked that there are six " ifs," by any one of which a stranger may know a man and woman to be husband and wife. These rules, it is said, are in fallible in just interpretation. They may be resorted to with confitlenee, as they are deducted from evreryday experience: 1. If you see a gentleman and lady disagree upon trifling occasions, or cor recting each other in company, you may be assured they have tied the matrimo nial noose. 2. If you see a silent pair in a hackney or ony other coach lolling carelessly, one at each window, without seeming to know they have a companion, then the sign is infallible. i. If yoa see a lady drop her glove and a gentleman by the side of her kindly telling her to pick it up, you need not hesitate in forrning'yotir opinion ; or, 4. If you see a lady presenting a gen tleman with anything carelessly, her head inclined another way, and speaking to him with indifference; or, 5. If you meet a couple in the fields' and gentleman twenty yanls in advance of the lady, who iKrhaps is getting over a stile with difficulty, or picking her way through a muddy path : or. 6. If you see a gentleman particularly courteous, obliging and good natured, re laxing into smiles, saying smart things to every pretty woman in the riain except ing one, to whom he appears particularly reserved, cold and formal, and is unrea sonably cross who that one is nobody can be at a hiss to discover. From " .Vitn- v Mi t;ith .!(." Farm Notes. Colts that were foale I in the fall will be no incumbrance at this season, as they can be taken away from .their dams and turned on the jiastureas soon as the grass shall be read v. It is an advantage to have the colts on the farm foaled in the till w here the mares are intended to do spring work. IH not abandon the old reliable varie ties for novelties. Try all the novelties that are brought out, for some of them are excellent, but do not venture in them entirely until sati-fied of their worth. It is not always that new varieties are adap ted to all soils, climates.and conditions. The Jersey cattle are said to be increas ing in size. Ihose in this country are much larger and hardier than those brought over 20 years ago, and we have better stock here than can be procured elsew here, in 4 excepting even the Isle of Jorsev. liuring a recent drought in Michigan the Sharplese and Crescent varieties of strawberries stiaal the test better than some other kinds, while? the Cuthbert, foolittle and ( iregg proved the best of the varieties of raspberries under the cir cumstances. Do not plow heavy clay s ils when they are wet, but wait until they can lie pul verized. If the frost lie expected the plowing of wet land will do injury, but as the season is now well ad vanced chances of the frost assisting should not be taken. To grow asparagus from seed pour hot water cm the seeds sufficiently to cov er them, and allow them to stand two or three days. Then sow the seeds in boxes of earth and transplant as soon as the young plants shall lie large enough. Young chicks will eat wheat when they are two weeks old. and thev should be given plenty of it. When they droop from rapid feathering they should be al lowed a small proportion of meat daily. The farmer of h-day w ith brains and ambition to make his farm pay must clear his mind of cobwebs and his back of moss, and take his garden out into the pen field. If you be troubled with bark lice wash the trees thoroughly with soft soap made into suds. And by the way, it will al ways pay to carry tlie water on wash day and apply it around the fruit trees. The men who sold or gave away their sheep three or four years ago, because there was more money in cattle or hogs are now realizing the error of rushing out of, or into, a business with every little shade or turn of affairs. Stick to your sheep through thick am! thin, and in the end yon will always come out ahead. If the land in which the orchard is growing be thin, plow up thoroughly and keep stira-d w ithout planting a crop. iiaal rich soil for three or four years can lie prtiotably planted totsimecrop while the orchard is growing. But after that the best plan is either to seed down to lover and use as hog pasture, or to culti vate without allowing any crop to grow. If you have old trees that have failed to yield prfiotable crops of fruit, dig the soil up thoroughly and then apply a good Iressiug of well-rotted stable manure and work thoroughly into the soil. Then, if you have them, apply a dressing of wood ashes. If these fail to revive the trees, after giving a good pruning, they are past redemption, and should giveaway to something liettcr. l inions are always grown on old ground and as a preparatory crop carrots are the '. Four or five pounds of seed to the ai is best, as much of the sets! f tils to grow, the effect of the smut or some sim ilar cause, which destroys the vitality of the ssjsl ls-fore it breaks through the soil. Plow as shallow as possible not over four inches deep plow ing ls-ingthe cause of scullions. The blight is caused by lice, and will show daring a spell of very hot, dry weather. The Way of the Northwest. I sometimes wonder if the Bible society really dia?s more good than harm by leav ing copies of the Holy Book in railway cars, depots and hotel rooms for free pe rusal by the ungislly commercial travel er. At a hotel where I recently stopped I found that some profane but enterpris ing tourist had utilized a number of the leaves, as well as the cover of the Bible by stickers announcing the merits o( a certain make of corsets. The blank leaves of the family record had also been utiliz ed for figuring up an expense acccount, in which cigars, beer and champagne fig ured prominently. The devout person who might open that book to read one of the. Psalms would have his sense of pro priety so shocked that sulsequent peru sal would do him little or no good. An exchange says that when one is caught in a burning hotel lie should keep very cool. It is a great troth. A hostler may be a notorious rascal, and yet Vie called a stable man. Premature Wrinkles. Wrinkles are as natnral to old age as is a full, stm a ith face tocliildhiasl. They are due, mainly, to a certain shrinkage ot tlie muscles a shrinkage which charac terizes, more or Iei, the entire system 4n the later period of life. It is in consequence of this general shrinkage that in advanced life the height is somewhat lowered ; that the substance of the jaws contracts, thus often giving rise, by pressure on the nerves that pass through the bony canals, to severe and difficult neuralgia: and that tlie brain substance becomes reduced in bulk, water filling the vacant space. Were it not for the fixed habits ant) accumulated resources of a lifetime, an old man's brain would not be equal to the work which he still pert rms easily. There is, of course, much difference be tween old people in this resjiect, which is due largely to temperament, habits of thought and of feeling and modes of life. The papers lately told of a man over one hundred years old, whose face was wholly without wrinkles. This was a very exceptional case. For the great btaly of us, if we attain length of days, must take them with the addition of physical decay. While wrinkles result from the natur al workimg of the system, they may also be caused by a preverted condition of the system, as are pimples, blohihes and boils. Now the human face unlike that of brutes was meant to be the " mirror of the mind," the visible expres sion of every passion, emotion and in most feeling. Herein is its chief beauty. Hence its numerous muscles and nerves, whereby it is so wonderfully adjusted to this end. But muscles in constant or fre quent exercise increase in volume, strength and readiness of action- Hence habits of thought and feeling become stamped on the face, and we read so easily the char acter of the proud, the vain, the deceitful and the sensual man. or of the kind, the calm, the energetic, the frank, the candid and the honest man. But there is nothing like care and wor rirnent plow furrows in the forehead, and these are badly marring the faces of our American women. We p;iss in the streets women of thirty-five wliose fore heals are more wrinkled than the brow should bs at seventy. Some of these may not have more cares than others, but tltey unnecessarily yield to the tendency to express them in the fa-e. Yuvth't (ompitiiiiH. The first Steamer to cross The Atlantic In 1810 the Atlantic was first crossed by a ship using steam. This was the Savannah, of iSO tons, launched at Cor lear's Hook, New York, August 22, HIS. She was built to ply between New York and Savannah as a sailing-packet She was, however, purchased by Savannah merchants and fitted with steam machin ery, the pat Idle-wheels being constructed to fold up and be laid upou the deck when not in use, her shaft also having a joint for that purpose. She left Savan nah on the 2ith of May, and reached Liverpool in 2.days, using steam IS days. The log-book still preserved, notes several times taking the wheels in on deck in 30 minutes. In August she left Liverptad for Cmn stadt. An effort was made to sll her to Russia, which failed. She sailed for Savannah, touching at Copenhagen in 5 days. Her machinery later was taken out, and she resumed her original char acter as a sailing-packet, and ended her days by being wrecked on the south coast of Long Island. But steam power had by l-s grown large enough to strike out more boldly. The Savannah's effort was an attempt in which steam was only an auxiliary, ami one, too, of a -not very powerful kind. (Hir coastwise steamers, as well as those employed in Great Britain, as also the voyage of the Enterprise to Calcutta in 1S25 (though she took 113 days in doing it,) hail setteled the possibility of the nse of steam at sea, and the question had now become whether a ship could be built to -crow the Atlantic deiiending entirely on her steam power. It had be come wholly a qnestion of fuel consump tion. The Savannah, it may be said, used pitch-pine on her outward Voyage, and wotaJ was for a very long time the chief fuel for steaming purposes in Amer ica. From " The development of the Steamship," by Commander F. E Chad wick, I". S. Navy, in Scrihner' .Voyonnf or May. What True Merit Will Do. The unprecedented sale of Bim-het Grr iruin Syrup within a few years, has aston ished the world. It is without doubt the safest and best remedy ever discovered for the speedy and effectual cure of Coughs, Colds and the severest Lung troubles. It acts on an entirely different principle from the usual prescriptions given by Physi cians, as it does not dry up a cough and leave the disease still in the system, bnt on the contrary removes the cause of the trouble, heals the parts affected ant! leaves them in a purely healthy condition. A Is it tie kept in the house for use w hen the diseases make their appearance, will save doctor's bills ami a long spell of serious illnesss. A trial will convince you of these factsi. It is positively sold by all druggists anil general dealers in the land. I'rice 7") cents, Isrge bottles. After the Mourning Season. " Oh, Cicely, dear, have you lieen to the dog show ? It is prefectly lovely." " No, I haven't been at all. Since poor dear Carlo p-issed to the other side of the river I've no interest in the dear creat ures." " How sail ! But you might get anoth er Carlo." " Another Carlo? Not until at least a year has eiased since he left my heart so lonely." They were More Particular. Calm conductor Can't take that six pence, sir! Indignant passenger I'd like to know why not? C. C It's to smooth. I. P. Well, that's cool ! Y'ou gave me that very sixpence on this car this morn ing. I Uak it from you in change. ('. C. Well, you see, we are more particular than you re. Does not every man who is at all con versant with the public affairs know that you are ebliged to choose men for office with reference to those w ho are to vote for them? If men were selected whose election depended as much upon the votes of women as upon the votes of men, not one bail man would be put up, where there are fifty selected now. The vising of women would be the sifting of men throughout the nation. Ilmry Ward Beerlur. "Another terrible washout," remark et! Semaphore. "Where?" asked the superintendent. " IVwn at the Chi nese laundry." Ant! the superintend ent saitl he ditl so bate a txil. firtr drttr. Doctors who can only speak one lan guage seem to understand a great many different tongues. A woman is never so anxious to ac knowledge man's superiority as when her lead pencil gets dulL