The Somerset herald. (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, September 22, 1886, Image 1

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    The Somerset Herald.;
ESTABLISHED 1SZ7.
Term of .Publication.
.nUi-bed e"-ry Wednesday m.tjn al fe .
team. if ",v"n? : - j
invariably rehrred. i
v.)-llMT(1i.io willN; dinenntinued nntil U j
rTHlrt paid tip. PunniantAT. Bellini ;
o beauiaa3fht4oiiMi takeout their J
Ht m
, ..U be bfkl reapmuibSe Uk tubwrip- ,
-y, ril-r removln fn one postoffice U o- j
-buuldtrive najneof ttefcrni a
,cl! w Lbc present utnt. Aaurwa
The S)Mekket Herald,
SmrjcET, Pa.
J. it. OCoKNoa.
j t i ,.o.
. . VoK BROS,
II ATTuK.NKVs-AT-I.Aw
... u Pa.. anl ii ri
nl on trail lilin treet.
ra.
w. bieseckeil
H ATTOKNtY-ATla.
A- Si ariei
filoj-t. Pa.
m Beril'Blwk, un rlr.
1.."
rinerr-el. Pa,
U iTTt.fcNtY AT LAW.
rtieTel. la.
ATToKSEY-AT-l-Aw.
Soiiiem-t. Pa.
II.
rIl t,
OT'iKMCY' AT-LAW.
r.iucret. Pa.
SI TBENT.
1 ATlukNEY-ATLAW.
.-..men-l. Pa.
M
II
J PUITTS
, att..kney-atlaw.
1 p..menl, rw
I ( Hly Bunk.
U r' UinXKXEY-AT I.AW.
poiaeiset. Pa.,
Sncn-t and a.lj linin couu-
et.im-.rrt U hllu 01
II . ...,TliiiTH.
. n .iTH A: KtTl'KL.
( ' aTT'IKNUVb-AI" law.
in their aPc i
r.iM wawL-iiy ,r'-..,,"l"',: ua i
i r. "i'l1
.in- luilu-li Bl k.
ATloUNtY-ATLAW, .
' ' miix1, Pa..
nr ,mi4anratiu tclmrfu. entrusted
l . (re in .nier--t and 1j.hu.i,ii oKilitie..
' r ic l-nutii ll.xw Uuw. w.-:le Hie cuurl
1)
rI MKYKItS.
i. J t.iiin- rntniHUl t his rtre will tte
j .i
S.n'mH. I-..
K V atleml wall t.il-ine! elllnwt.) U) hU-nw
it, -.,m. r-. t ar 1 .i)"Miiiiie i i pn"!
1 fi.i.htt urtiiv .n Mam Mreet.
I
J
wit u rr.n.
A1TOKNEY-ATLAW.
XMiif"el, Pa.
i rf, in Mitmm..th B;- k. up tair.
. m... trtH. I olle-Tiom nil
fcntrawe
ie. Mtt
ltW t.ti etamined. ud !' luiueat
t.. nh pmnijiiiKi ana nueiiij
I I 'l.aiii:S.
I , ' TTliKKYS-AT LAW.
S 11
v- .-.nerw1. Pa. I
All Im-.m- entni.-l V. ir .-mre will i
ATTKt
l..ul't; Mil laltlimlle atlelHleu . . iieeiim.
L.lr in' hii.'M. lilord anil a.ij..iulliit cmiu
n Min. yn and conveyaucmg dirtie on rea
luli'if lerui.
J JKNKY
F.M'HKLU
ITT"KEY-AT-LAW,
SiHDerel, Pa.
h.iity and P.-iimi-o Ai-ul. Offi.e it 5lanim.itli
V
TAI.KNT1NK HAY,
A1TOK.NM A I L.
lmp't. Pa.
AN. ller in K.al K'taW. ill aitend u all
Witru.led ui III. tare uii pnanplueiw
nc .
J
tiliN 11. MIL
ATHiKNKY AT-LAW.
uiemel. Pa.
i.r..lnili attend U all mimi ontni-Ied
U b.lli il.ii-'ai1-aiieei ua t-olio-tloua. r. HI
in Maiunwrfh it!'k.
I)
I;. II. s. K1M.MKLL,
Tendon, hi' pr..f.-t"!ial MTVlew w uie ninrin
,.f i.mi and vi. in ty. I'nlm pn lwxiiially
itntr.-.! he 1-1111 lie liKiini at t "6 u Main
ji.t nt liiaiimlld.
II. l;Ul'HAKKK
T -nd. p- h ppifwiimal frrwv me -nmn
.,t .ra. r-i and vi. iniiy. rtnm nidemvn
Mtt.li trvt aeKl it lnuiiHind.
I)K
WM. KAl'CII
T. ii.U r- bi- i.n.ieM.iiutl wn iiw u 1he eitiaeoi"
i.f niuit-fet and Meillltv. t-iflli-e tu 'IUee
Hilllil.hK.
jy:. k. w. r.ur;n,
If MKul'ATlUC PHYSICIAN AND SI K'iECN.
I n.is n. Iiif M-niit-. to the people ot xniiei
et
mil n. mm Call- 111 toun anil I'.Hllliry iiniiu
It attemto) to Can Pe loulld at otlu-e day or
ij.L'iil. unlew .rnle-?ionany eiumtfeii. tJiif
nit in-art naier trf liialnolHi, ver Kuepper
lin- S'-ri'.
DK. J. M. iJil'THKU.
PJiYMCIAN AM) SI Rl.E'lN,
llv lo.i.xl i-mineiitlT in SmiefMt Sir the
'!' on Main inreet.
in rear nl Irii iore.
I)
U. J.S. M MII.I.F.N.
.. ---i ll attention Ultne pr--raiii "
tin natural tivlh. Antth-al -t itix rtiii All
i. 'f,..iif riiaranleeil mtudw-tury. tti-e ill Kaer
u(-aini.
I)
Jt'IIN !'.II.I.
I'KNTIST.
iflce nftair- in Ci.ik &. Heerit Wa-k.
DR. WM. COLLINS.
1.KXT1ST.
' ft!t"P ill lirrl'lllaT
!! 6 huh : .ti ii timw H-i!vi LJ all knjl J
niu-n; iu rtrtl Ail wwk uniaraiitt-cd.
J. K. M1LLKK
permaiieiitlT ria-ateil in Berlin Sir the prar-ti'--
(M hii. .roi.-!ion. tt.-e opposite cLariea
aniiuitt-r'i' ire.
Sonifret County Hank.
lTAol.lllt:l 1-77.)
C. J. HARRISON. M. J. PRITTS,
I"r:linK(T. CAfHIEll.
Coriei-txap made in all part of the United Stalen.
CHARGLS MODERATE.
ley
fn:m.!ated t.y draft uii New Ywrk in any um.
' .lie,.i..ii niaiie a ith pnanrtneM.. I'. S. H.iid.
txtarat and .H N.airT and vaiua'-l.- .a-i-.ired
iiinii l.ii. .i. , ivH-iirated Milea, with Iwr
Klt 4 Yaie M lime ka-k.
AMWDUd.d MWaatewiA Ja
-Ail Leul Holida ohmTted.
CU RT1 S kTG R 6 V E .
SOMERSET, PA.
WtH.IKS. SIiKh.HS. CAKKLViES,
Si lllM, AUllNS. BK K W A(iNS.
ANU KASTEkN ANIi E.-TEKS WoKK
Puniilied m Stuart otier.
PaicUng Done on Short Time.
rt i ni.i. of TWwf Sr,u.erf W-mtd,
aixi iIm- lm iuf( H.H. Snt-tanuallT
'.Kftrwrted. Nntly Kinitd. and
H arranted u prive Satna-ti.4i.
2r?lc7 2zly HrCliss Torbsen.
K. p. hue ,t AU Kind in My Line Iinue no
Man Nmiw. Pri- KEASi IN A Bl J. and
All Work Warranted.
' all and fcxajHiu.- my N.n k. and Learn I"riea.
I do aaial-t. and funil-h Seive lia- Wind
'" KrmeiulvT tlie planr. and eail in.
CURTIS K. GROVE,
iKaM of Ctairt H.alw)
SMiMEKSET, PA.
(jhaelfk Huffman,
MERCHANT TAILOR.
lAboW lletlleT. WoIV.I
L! Style,, and Lowest Price.
satisfaction guaranteed.
Somerset, Pa.
nn
VOL. XXXV. XO.
ALBtBTA. HolO..
J. SOOTT Wild,.
HORNE & WARD
M 'C KM rfcX TO
Eaton fe Bros.
! XO. 27 FIFTH AVENUE,
j PiriSBl RG1I, FA.
SPRING AND SUMMER, 1886.
NEW GOODS
27S2T SJL7 SPECIALTIES
KtiprtHtfrrirt tjtirr. MtiVmrry, Wkiie fir!, lbmi-hrrrhi-,
Irnm Timmtum, ihtmrry. (.'lam, for-
utti itiimt'B ilihtg, filmy liwitt,
1'finw. sptnti-w, MtirrutU n7
AW r FAfV H'OHk'.
Gents' FmisMiii Goofls, it, k
Tour PalronAge It Respctftillj Solicited.
.r.le!lie Mail ath-nde1 biwitb PnimiUJi
and iiiif-h.
EXCELSIOR
COOIv STOVES
mm uisrunn.
EIGHTEEN SIZES AM KINDS.
I All Mm cai lie
I mam ki rr run Br
iLiamaiinuuin.
A SO FuR M.E Bf
I 13,
krhell fc Co.,
SnXERtFT. PA.
aiirl.'v-lyr.
POKE HIE fBISKEY
EOll SALE
l!Y Til K
Gallon and Larger Quantity.
I have tUTt-pitM The atrt ney fr t!.e rtlfniu-d
H. C LjuhIi DiiiUry hjhI will have rtrnftantly
ii hand a Ituw Mipply of tht iamtHif PI RE RYE
Copper Distilled Whiskey,
which I will n-tail ? the j-a.lm. in lanrT
qiiaiititiei.
ORDERS FILLED SAME DAY AS RECEIVED. "4ft
Htory nwa at my h'rtise ou Wert Main Sttvet,
SiriMwC Ha.
.KOK(.K AIM AX.
September Bargains.
We waiM Ut nihnv in k in .fli IVarTi..-nti
liuniir tit riiouih t'.luly. and li:vt nuuh-V-at
nthiftin?- thnMitrhout ir Htun.
KtiUrs ot i lii iinr. n.att r win-re tiv
livt. w ill tiui it jrtvut.y t th ir utlvjuliure t
wii.l for ;U!. IWrtliu itii.
V ktvjt UIiw k Siik. 'ol.rttI Siiks. unl
Velvets; nff MHHKSuilillHTWeilit::
rttn W;i!j K;.l'rit. H'ii r)-, I'mltTwurv
lv. Kfii!nilf.,rHaH. 'tlliiix ( urt's,
Hai)lkiTclii'f!'. IJuc, Tliin AVliit hK
Litu n. laa.t 'urtain?. Milli:M-ry, ln-
Trimniiu lint iit-, I-li himI "lullr-ii
Suit;- atnt Wrajf. ami Mm? ami Im-v' Fur-ni-Iiiiii;
nK
Hvt -tin.,rNiiH in our.
hir Mail nli-r liUi;i- extmU nvt-mlt
ti. States ani Tt'rrittn-? Xonii, We-l ani
.Smih.
Sitifaiiiy il-.;Iinu rti;iratit'iil. it all
lmin. lnu uii jrnT.-ive iiifa.
fiiki aiHl I rt"i mmU tir ;r-:it jfialty.
JOS. IIORXE & CO.s
RETAIL STORES,
613-621 PEIflt AVE.,
Pittsburgh, Pa.
AN OPEN LETTER.
Ij?TvNBrK;. Pa..
M Y 4. "
Mr. N. liM. SoMKK.KT, Pa.
rar Sir: l;i tiT'tiryin to the tu-ril of
T(ur!auilrake l.iver Pill. wotN f.n) ue in
rxrrwfiit)r my jut nrn-'iatiii of their idhm!
aiid fu nit jve jnKrrie?. well a tle n
Iitkal'le!Hiietit? I have reii-ived fn-m their
u?e. or a sjK-fsly ami eHtfti eure fir iiior
liMsiM. llievarv tu.rivaUil. A-' a hUaal
hher tlw v Mtrj?.- Il ktiown n ine-li. Jt
may tmti, fully be n.hl that tticir acthm iian
the livoTi- uiiiversiii. not a !u)h! r ttiee?--cui'ini:
their wiunive iiirtufih, I heiirtily
ntniniem! your Maiwlnike ak-t VilU to any
otw ntifferiiif; i'nm liver -nihiint.
Your,
r. L. 1LAI'TKIL
TheaU. '. te-tinio,ii:tf t-.me u!iVi'itil aiid
is all the nmn aj-ftn- -iate-1. TIk are
anioiii the Um math . T;y are not a javiit
n-iiusty. tiie'n.nib i; oti evtiy Urttle. Try
thrm. You will tiud just what yon want.
i ul) at niv 'tore. wIhtp y will -M-e the tiltot
xtak of I rp- in tlteoounty. mmN tlte U-t
win) prie- lowtKt.
Ke--tfullv.
C. N. BOYD.
Mamni.dliISI.ak. SutKKsf.T. f'.
S WITHIN C. SHORTLIDGE'S
ACADEMY. " )o(.v..;.Wr..v Al
Hit Ht-.HIA. tA. U milea fn.ui Phila.i.d
phia. Kixe.1 price -iven every exta-nne, even
Ltj.ika. Noettra eharp1. No in.-ldentAl ft-
pen.. Noexaiuinati.rti !.-adninwon. Tw-ehe
i-e.-ial opi.lnnity for a( Mildeni. to advan.-e r aiillaty. tn hrr, Kiven to all per in
raoidlv siwtlal drill Hr dull ami l.k..rd ! dcWcd K. Mild estate u. make immediate Jment
ntnuxir awuw may IH-H-.-1 auy ii:u-
t. .eh..wet!ireinilar Knir!ih. s-ietiiinc. Bi-.!
lne flawieal orCnd l-jiinneerinn ecajrw. stn- !
d'ent K!i.-.t at l.-.t!a Ara.icniy are jm.w- ill Har- j
rani. Vale. PriiM-eV.n. and ten. alier folhuw and j
IN.lvie. hnie s. li.a.K IU tndent went in i oll.-p- ,
In :. in 1-M. 10 in and Hi in Jn A ;
KTwluatilUT rlam every year in the nnmeTT-iai !
.leiatrtillelit. A Phvi.-ai all.! Chemical jatioralo 1
I ry ttvmnaidum and hall .round. !." voiumea
! addel to Uurary In 11. Mt-dia has seven l
ctiiireuci.. and a ;einraii.-e elmner uien pn- t
htrm. the Male .d all fmoxii-amijr dink.. Fr '
new illustrated riniiiar ..Mrew. the PrineiaU and '
I"rotnet.r. Mf)ra;.V r. ."HOkTLIjM't. A M., j
(if'iiMirW trrnttmOr) Jfti. IV. aur-'"-lyr.
;
I.YO CAI IT. STK4M ESHiyEI, I
vIV J.iL.1.. (It, nutl Ore Imu K'tl- :
era and Sbeet-tron Wik. Second-hand Knjnnes .
and Hoiler. on hand, liuiinir Knttine. and Ma-
eh men a Si-ially. tlitiXAS CAJtLIX. ;
de4.J-i-lyr. AUfkni Ittg, fit. '
15.
The Improved
WHITE
IS KING.
It Superiority is deiuoniqrate.1 tjy the fa.-t that it
a taken Uie Hieing Premium at nearly
every stale or International Fair. There
ban been up tolhe present time nearly
()(XM)00 SOLI),
And the CniTil Verdirt of !.iie utn it i,
that it the LJ'iNTKfT IIXV.V',, the
V'7ATAT. tb EA.1K.T TO MAJfAUE,
THE LEAST LIA RLE T UtT IT
OF liHltEl:, the host adupte.1 f.
doing
NEAT AND FANCY WORK,
Aui kttiiat the rk clean, aufi ftw from oil
KjNt. au.l havinif a CHivuy ftM- ln.jr the
jfrtfi4 mimf and tlir Unrest variety of
work of any
Sewing Machine
In the wrl1. It i the tntrrt durahle. having ad-ju.-taitle
Sjet'l Ik-rinjr', the rrxnt perftt St'If-thrvatHii-
Shuttle un1 N.'lf-.H'ttfiii? Xtlle
aJi'l Imble--Uvl Fe-d AutHuatic
Bobbin-Winder.
AU iw rjinvaiii aont are rt-ijuire-1 to jpve
full iustnit-tiuna. Lwiies will make a prat mi!
takeifihey bur aS-wiiw nuw-hitie withimt ex
am in it uf the WHITE. IVixttut witihiitfttu ex
amine thir mat'hiue nhotild write at omr u
JOSEPH CRIST, Ag't,
Jenner X Roads,
Somerset Co., IJa.
irf JtMnh ItiiKijrh. tale of KnttiierMvallfV Two.
U(fai.-i. thv uiHtt -ricfieil Lxn-utur will sell at
puhhc LMUrry m the ir-uiies. on
SATURDAY. OCT J6, LSSti.
At 1 Vlook P. a p-lantatitm si mate In wiid
township, within one utile of IVrlin bortmifli,
rnilaiiiiiifr i'-l aTf. utrirt na.ire. of which
aUriit a aere are elear, and ui:dr a mi iiiie
4 l uliivatntn. ni-mt to a rt iu im-mkim. balance
well timbered, w ith a
DWELLING HOUSE.
Swiw tiani. efdr preN, hevp rtahte, and, other
mtrt veii)i-fiif t hereon en'te!. AImi. a Mimuror
ehani of hj tree, w ith keelem. &e. AL-o. fmit
or-hari itmiuiiuui; tiiipnivei varietie. The en
tire iflnn t Hell Mipplifd w ith WMler. autl near
toebiirv-he. whoiK ir and nulla.
ne-third in hand April 1. t7t iwtlanee in -ix
eunaJ annnal paymeitlH. without Intertr, to te
"urei on ;he preuiie. The fcxeetttor will seti
the ume in two jiart. if desired, one tirtntain
aetev ainI the miter ItT a re, aith ten per rent
of (he hand money Ut lie paid a mhii a ihe prop
erty is kU'N .til down.
Ji"I!X J. RLitpiH.
lAVii HUH I.H.
Kxeeuhtr.
aepL
PU1JLIC SALE
ttV
Valuable Real Estate!
THE TMKKSK,NK1 Kxeentor if David Rk1k
ei. deeased. iatof Shade township. Smer
w! inm. Pa., in pnrsi.aiiee itf the will of nuid
deeedent. and an order of the nrihan 4 "oin of
aid etHiuty, a ill otter at publie ale ou the prem
ie. on
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, S6.
At 1 o'eloek f. M.. the to!lowititr Real l-tate. the
pniperty ot the lute lmv.il Knl:en. dei-'d. :
kjrt 1 lie in jf the homestead of wild de
llOi ! eeient. "onlainmLr a -re and
f-4 pn-hei. a!joininr land?- of Jai-4 Yhhik e
utte. Frank KoiiKviv. H. 'it imflaud othen. haiin
ereeted theretrti a very riiK- to-rtory
DWELLING HOUSE.
Bank Barn, and nw-ewiary tmthuildinir'. with a
toim) bearing apple and pea'h on-bard ;abiH!tmie
iuiu(!rel aud wvi-ntv-hve aereof rieared ImihI.
in a iei rtaie ol eultivaiion. of a hu h aUiiit
eventy-tive mtv are in meadow. There are a
numUTot pnnipof xnm1 water n the farm with
a runnitiir ttream tif water thnn.Kh it ; plenty oT
lime and ! nt disran, if noi ou the taxni. At
the nle ol thi tra-t of land there a ill he rwrvwl
the (iraveyar'l Ur the Inthal of the relative of Ihe
iie-faed, eoiiuunitifc abtiut otie-fiirth o an aere.
No. 2.
, Uwnthip,
The fnn ' the dwetient known
a the " It it lev Farm," oitnate in
aid uwnthip, couiainin
186 ACRES AND 124 PERCHES
strict m-aaire, adjoininx lan.ls of AbntLaic Bru
lMikerV eMate. the bolneMtea.1 of dei-edeul. Henry
t-ei.-el. Iiavi.l Miller and William Kia.tfra. hav
ing tuere.fi erected a t.Hd twr--Mirr lraellinK
ll.n. traiue Itunk bam and other otitlMiiidihip'.
There is a pieudld apple and eberr' or.-hart on
t:ie preiuiei. ; at..ut on- hundred and twenty
rive a-rer elear and in aiMid rullivution. thirly
tivtf aereH.jt a hub l in Uieaiiow. A coal I tank
ol nitMfiiaii.y o: t-oul ir. oieu on the tanu. and it
i arU uali-ritl l.y never tuuinit springs i( water.
ptiMi.iion of both lanu Hill i given on tlie Uwt
day of April next.
TIKMS
Ten er i-ent of tlie prrhae money xnu tie i
paiu a neU
u the prT-rty i, knocked Ho u. Nu.ll
d.i on the I..H.. w !i.k terms : sl-.m .hi eon- ,
a ill la- miI.i on the I..IU.W .i.i;
nrniation of fale. or leiiver- d"d.HJ, and the bal
ance of the pur-hur money in live anmntl fiay.
meiit from 1t day of ,j.ril. ls,7. with interest
from inaf dale.
N. 2 Villi le Mild ou the following terms :
l'Ji.) .hi confimiaiiou of Mile or delivery of dt-x-d
and tne balanee of the pnrvuaM nnmey in tive
e.in.al f.-iyiu.-ut from lHUay id April. l.v7, With
inrefresl frum Liial date.
iMterreo pavmeiits u be secured by juiiinnent
l.md.
Joll A. Wii.tf.k. WILLIAM KoIxiKRs,
Auctioneer. rKANK Kills. tKS.
si-pl. fcxeeuior.
E
XKCUTitU'S NOTICK.
Folate of Adam e ra. dvcn.. laU of New Balti-
mre hnnih, Stuiwret niuty. Ia.
Letter Uitnnientary on tlie above etatr hav
ing tMt ii irmiite'! to the uudepujmed by the pnp
er authority, notice if hereby jriveu to till per-otw
indebttM to Muid estate to make immelinte )ay
meul. and thoe haviiiK rlainu' aeiuim the mme
tt pnent tiu-in duly autittiitieatii forwttJenieut
U the Kxe ui. al the late refwieM-e ot'wid de
ceased, on Sa tun lav, the h day of Ntober. lvi.
at 1 o Vloek f. whoa and where be will attend
for naifl pnrnuHi:.
UKtK;E 3. WAI.KKK.
nepfi. Kxei'nt4r.
i rWTOli'S NtrTH'K.
In Re. Ktate Iu the Orphaus' C.mrt j
Samuel Hitllier. dee'd. SomtTset i .smty. Pa.
Ti.e und-r-itriieil haviiut lieen duly appointed
Auditor to dimr itaite the fundi, in the han'b. uf A.
K. and W. s. KiumT Aduiinlstrut.ini of Samuel
Bitlner. dee'd. to and amoiiit th.te leully eliti-li-i
lliereto. hereby give u.ai.-e that be will at
tend to the duth-. of hi ap.iintntent on Friday,
the 34tndavof Sehtemta-r. lw.;, at hi. ofliee m
staneiei. when and a here all ftM.aii intererto.1
ran attend. H. L. BAKR.
m-' AudiMr.
I
7XFXTiKS NOTICE.
krtau? at lUrrlet rinyder. dee'd, late of sionycreek
TownMtipp. Somerset Co.. Pa.
I.ettel. leamenlarr l Ihe a'v-einle hatrtnr
lieen irrante.1 to the undtHiened be the pmper
. J , -
pre-m I hem diny wnhent'ite! (i "Hll.Tneul
Salunlay. a-t.a-r ai. lri. at my orti.- in the
B"""" d Nancret.
,""'!' ..
" rf Harriet Suydcr, de d.
, .-r .
A I lUltMCS .Millt r.
V
In ke Estate l In tne orphan' 'uurt
of V of
Mm. Kretciiinan. deed. I somcrwet t 'ovtutr. P.
Tiie undcr-iinicd havinc lieen aplKanle.1. by
the ondian.' Court of Somerset tisiniv. Audit,
to make a di-trilaiuou nl tl fundi-in the Band
of ilary J. kretehman, Administnurii f Amah
Kretehman. deeeae,l. to and amNnr thoae l-fa.
Iv entitled, then-in. berel.y givea notice that he
will attend U the dutiea of bis appointment at
Iip oftieeon r'riday, tlie Hh day of Setelnoer.
issa. vhen and where all pertain Interested can
Uen,L U. L. BAEK.
Auditor.
fame Real Es
omer
DER DEUSSCHER'S MAXIM.
LfceTT- ran toI ?oa rail m maxim
Due I hear der oder day,
l urt I wride h! hi my aittum.
So id diHt'd oiuhl ft a ay ;
I'nd I deIL mine lewile Yawcob
He nHMmr mind rot hen aUmrii ;
' 'Ti Uto Ute Ui Irrk dtT rhtahltf
"hea ler hrv he vas goue iiadt."
Vltn I see ubon drr nien
tiff der ihtr"'in mirt efry uijrht,
ler lienand der htxalluiua,
Wtto do nix hut chvear irnd tfuht,
1 shj s ui my Katrina :
" Ut up wake home hrifeht uad icay ;
Ve liad pttter ln k der shtahle.
S'onr diui'd gnu away."
Vhen you aee dhe leedle unhiua.
Nut mucH-h iferkuee-hurh tall,
shiunp rihdt into der liu-hm patch,
Shul awf der garden fail,
mi vat h each leedte nuhkell
Yheo he nutftut baf-k mit heen ,4bmdle,'
lxik uuU und Um k your shtahle.
Si your o n nan dun'd hkydt alle !
Vhen der yuuijjr man at der eunnter
Vauoiiifhp-xiilate in tfhtorks,
I'nd buys hevsiriri stute tiiuotxd ringik,
Vnd ptlea rihOip der na-ka.
I-iik midt Utr d yotutK feller ;
Id ra tafe enulf tu ay
IHH der hat tie id t a t m rt
I odder bunts ta gimc avay.
Ihen dake Tinie by der fetltM-k ;
fnd hnrrr dmo life emrec,
KetneintaT vti? der pet jw.vh.
Life' but a hpan "(!' borxen ;
Ir pop he va der nimin' man ;
Be CM.rv.ul vhile vhi may ;
!-hut ki-ep der hUttk- Utlted.
I'nd der b"te d'.m'd gtt aray.
'.rjr ifnytirar.
POLLY'S RELIGION.
Life tu the I K-miuiiiir ;is like a Kinr
atiititner lay until J linmht hix wife
home. None of the family had ever neon
her. They knew ahe was one of the An
strtitlierx of Kentucky.
" There are Antruthers in the l'uiteI
I'resbytertaii ihtirch," aiI tiraee. I
hula- Mary Ix-luny to our ineiutieiMhip."
ii. yei, eerUtiuly," sai.l Joe, vaprrly.
Hewa.sju.it Ktartin to lie uiurriial an-1
he wan anxioun ther should all love I'ul-
ly in ailvanit.
" Ioe! r-lie sing ill the elmirT xske.I
I-iaU-lla.
"I think not. But she has one of the
sweetest voice u low contralto, Anil
you ought to hear her laugh, Bella. The
merriest ringing oh. she'll bring new
life into this house !"
The girls oiuiletl. Tliey were fon-1 of
Joe ami reinly to weUtdne his wife.
" But I hojie she is ready to tike a lead
ing ilace in the -hun h,,'sail Iraiv, after
he hail gone. "Joe will some Iay fill
Cither's place, and his dtx-rijitioii of her
does not give me the idea of an energet
ically religious woman."
" We'll hoj)e for the lest," suid lsaljel
la. She was very htisy making an imita
tion stained glass window forthe Sunday
srlnw.Vri'oiii and as anxious to finish it
before Mary arrived.
" I'ln-Ie Ik-n must be kej-t in his own
room when she comes, and Tom can- lie
sent to the country for a month's visit,"
Grace said, her check hushing (aainfully.
For there were two sk-lcton in the
iH-mming houst-hoUl. Tlie squire's
brother Ben, who was a paralytic old sol
dier and a most cross graineil, profane
old fellow, occupied one wing of the
mansion.
He had a man to nurse and read to Kim
for his oaths were intolerable to his
nieces. Tom was their brother younger
thanJi"?. Tom Ih-mming had disappear
ed for three years after he had left col
lcire and came tiack a haggard, dissipated
loafer.
Noliody in Ball's Ferry knew mhat lie
had done in that gay time, but was cer
tain that he was under a ban a marked
man. The family treated him with
gloomy patience. They had taken up
their cnis and borne it, but it was heavy.
Tom was never seen by visitors at the ta
ble or iu the parlor. At dusk he would
skulk out to join some of his comrades at
tlie village grop shojis, and occasionally,
but not often, was brought home brutally
int. .ideated.
Joe's wife disapaintel them all. She
was a plump, merry little girl, nothtng
more. "A very pleasant little heathen!"
sighed tiratv, after tvo days had passe!.
" I named some of the best books on
religious fiction, but she never heard of
our foreign missions."
Good Mrs. iKiiiming was uneasy at this
and fliat very evening turned the conver
sation on d'a triual subjects. Polly grew
red.
" I am afraid," she said, " I am not
clear in my ideas concerning tlicse dilti
cull points. The tmth is, after mother's
death I had charge of my four 1. rut hers,
ami I had so little time."
- You will have more time now " said
.... ..,.",
IsaiM-ila. l win marx out a course ol
doctrinal reading for you."
But Man- made slow progress with her
course of reading. As time passed and
she settled down into her place in the
household she proved to lie a very busy
little woman. She had a positive talent
for finding work ; took herjiart iu the
family mending, tossed up dainty little
deserts, anil helped Jir with hi, ac
connu. When Joe had gone to hisotfiee
she took tremendous walks, advised
Mother Ik-mming about her family work
or copied the 'Sipiire's papers for him.
" What a clerky hand you riU; ! " said
(jrace one day. " I oflen wLh mine were
not so delicate when father worries so
over these paja-rs. But as for mother's
embroidery, women of her age ought to
give up that uselest) work when their
eyes are failing."
" It doesn't seem useless to me," said
Polly gently. "She thinks you all value
it."
w Where can Mary go on these inter
minable walks?" said Isaliella oneuiorn
tug to her father. You idioiild warn
her about Black Ijtne. See might wan
der into it and bring home typhoid fever."
" You ought to report that . lane as a
nuisance, father," said his wife. "It in a
ja-rjU'tual sink of filth and vice."
" It is a disgrace to Ball's Ferry that
such wretches can find harbor in it!"
added Isabella. "They ought to be
driven beyond the borough limits ! "
t "Well, well, my dear! it doesn't do to
ynt too energetic,'' said the Istjuire.
They never had a chance."
He was roused, however, to mention
Black Lane at a meeting of the town bur-"
gesaes that day. -
"Something ought to be done or we
will have typhus among us," he said.
" Something has beeu done," said Judge
Paule. "I i2Uiie through the laue this
ntom.ng and hardly knew it. There has
been a general draining and cleaning, the
cabins are whitewashed, the women
set
ESTABLISHED 1827.
SOMERSET, PA., SEPTEMBER 22, 1880.
some of them had actually washed their
fitcea."
" What has . happened?" asked the
Is-pure,
" I heard the sound of children's voices
singing in one of the cabins and tlie men
told me it was 'Miss Mary's class,' Some
gisal woman lias been at work, I suspect."
" Miss Mary ?" the Squire's face grew
red, his eyes Hushed, but he said nothing
more."
living home he met Polly coming to
meet him. He looked at her with the
eve of a judge. "A re you the good Sa
maritan? Have you been in Black Lane,
my dear?"
She blushed, laughed and stammered.
" Oh, that was the most natural thing
in the world, father. You know I was
brought up among colored people ; I know
how to manage them. It was only a
ditch out here and there, a few panes of
glass, and bushels of lime. They are
good, affectionate creatures, and so anx
ious to learn."
Tlie matter was driven out of the
'Squire's mind before he reached the
house, for he sat Tom skulking around
the stable door. He had returned that
lay, and a dull weight of misery fell at
the sight on his father's heart. Tom did
not enter the house until Lite in the even
ing, when the family were gathered
aliout the lawn, He came into the room
with a swagger, unshaven, his bouts
reeking of the stable.
" On purpose to mortify us," thought
Grace, bitterly. '
"Icatueto see J.a?'s fine lady wife,"
he said in a loud voice. "Unless he's
ashamed to introduce his scapegrace
brother."
"Mary is not here," said Mother Ieui
tuing. " Where is she (irace?"
"In Uncle Ben's room. She reals the
New York papers to him every day now.
They play liackgaiumon togethei and
they have one of those silly books of Ar
tetuus Ward's. I heard him laughing
anl swearing harder, than ever, so he
must be pleased. I wonder how she can
stand it?"
" It is hard to understand her," said
Isalielia, dryly. " Mary is not so careful
of her associations' as she should be."
Tom has been listening very eagerly.
" Enough said," he broke out with a
thump of his fist on the table. " If Joe's
wife can take thought of that lonely old
man up there, there's better stuff in her
than I expected. I'll go up and make
her aitpiaintance."
For several days afterwards Tom's
voice was heard joining in the jokes and
laughter that came out of Uncle Ben's
room.
" Mary seems to have enchanted them
both," said tiraee. "Toui is clean and
shaved to-day, and looks Jike a human
being."
Perhaps she treats hint like a human
being," said Joe.
" But even he was sfartled when Mary
came down that evening dressed for a
walk, and nodding brightly to Tom, ask
ed him to go with her. " Finish my
book, Joe. Brother Tom will be my es
cort." Tom followed her slouching to the gate.
He stopd there. Shame, defiance, mis
ery, looked out of his eyes, "See here.
Mrs. iH'innting! I reckon you wouldn't
have asked me to go with vou?"
Polly's steady, tender eyes met his.
"Yes, I know."
" l'ye know I'm a thief? I was in jail
in Iittjburgb. for a year."
Polly drew her breath hard. A prayer
to God for help went up front her heart
in that second of time. She held out
both hands.
" Yes, Joe told me. But this is all over
now all, all over. You have begun new
again, brother Tom ; come!"
She put her hand on his arm as they
walked down the street. He did not
speak to her until they came la k. "Ill
never forget this of you, Mary, never!"
A month later the 'Spiire said to his
wife: "lid you know Mary was going
over her mathematics with Tom ? Regu
larly coaching him. This little girl has
the clearest head for figuring I ever knew.
But what can be her object
Mrs. Deniming cleared her voice befi.re
she could speak. "She has applied to
some of her friendg in Kentucky to give
Tom a situation. Father, I think there
may be a chance for the boy. He wants
to begin life over again among strangers."
" God help him," muttered the 'Sjuire.
He surprised Polly when he niet her
the next time by taking her in his anus
and kissing her, with the tears in his
eyes.
In the spring Tom went to Kentucky
and began his new life. He has not bro
ken down in it yet.
It was in the spring, too, that Uncle
Ken liegau to fail. 1 he old man was so
fond of Polly that she gave np most of
her time to him, so much, indeed, that
Joe complained.
" Don't say a word, dear," she said.
"He has such a little w hile to stay. I-t-t
me do what I can."
" I say, Polly was that the Bible you
were reading to hint to-tlay ?"
" Yes, he asks for it often."
Joe began to whistle and .clinked it
dow n into a sigh. Uncle Ben hud lieen
such a godless reprobate in his youth
that it had never ocrnrred to arty of tlie
I lemmings that there was a way to reach
his ftsil. He lived until late in the sum
mer. The Sunday before he died he
sent. for Mr. Floyd and talked to him for
a long time. '
When the young minister came out of
the dying man's room he was pale and
there were tears in his eyes.
" I will give him the sacrament to-morrow,"
he said to "Squire iH-mniing.
You thing he is worthy of it ?"
" If sincere repentance can make any of
us worthy, he is. He asked that ' Little
Polly' should take it with him. 'She
has done this for me,' he said " it's her
work."
The girls overheard tlie conversation.
They sat gravely silent after the minister
was gone. ,
1 do not understand Polly," said ( irace
at last. She never seemed to 1 a relig
ious person."
" Perhaps," said the Suuire, " we have
never clearly nndei stood what religion
The apple crop of Pennsylvania is re
ported above the average while all the
rest of the coon try will have a poor crop
and in England applea will be scarce.
A Ublespoonfnl of clear lime water or
raw egg put in the milk at every feed
will cure scours ia calrea.
JAPAN AND AMERICA.
Contrasts in Customs Noted by
a Japanese Student in
this Country.
While I hear in most cases two noises
in your homes the piano sound or the
clattering of a sewing machine, mostly in
the forenoon von. will hear invariably
in many of our families in Japan two
noises, especially late in the afternoon
the cradle songs repeated by the kind
mother lying beside her baby, who joins
her song with inarticulate enunciations
broken by cries, and the kind and music
al readings of the master or husband,
who is resting at his ease after having
finished his daily duty in his office I
mean our official class.
While our common people used to shave
their hair and make a bald head when
they had repented of some sins which
they had committed, aud in this disguise
they would go around the street aud
sulmist on alms, some of your criminals
may escape to Canaila or the Northwest
and grow long locks and disguise as tlie
red man.
While drinking wine on funeral occa
sions is a custom w ith most of our people,
the smell of the alcoholic stimulant
docs not seem to attend on such oo-asions
here.
While playing billiards and carls seem
to be your principal gambling media, we
used to have cis;k-fighting as a chief
agent of accomplishing our gambling de
sires. Tlie dancing schools are made almost
exclusively for girls, except those men
who intend to acquire the dancing art for
their profession. I have seen in your
lancing-schools little boys of 10 or 1.1
years practicing proudly some waltz with
the teacher, a sight chich would not fail
to surprise my eyes.
While our house is so built as to have
the top part of the building heavier than
its lower portion, thus making it able to
receive equally slnx-ks from the frequent
earthquakes w hich haunt the country so
often, your houses have the heaviest part
near the fotinilation.
We do not wear gloves at parties, con
certs, bails, or at weddings, considering
it impolite to do so, but you seem to re
gard it to lie in accord with ceremony to
wear the article on those occasions. Not
only that, but you carry gloves lioth in
winter and summer when you go out
most of your genteel class of people. In
our case, if young men wear gloves w hen
they go out, even on very cold days in
our northern climes, some of w hich an
as cold as some of your Canadian w in
ters, they are called "feminine." Even
ladies do not take gloves with them when
they go out, except on very cold ilays.
They never carry them in summer, al
though they are very careful otherwise
to keep then- face and hands as white as
NissibIe. But there is a class among our
poor women who go from house to house
on New Year's day or other holidays,
playing on the guitar. They wrap their
hands, which are constantly exposed to
the sun. with white cloth resembling
somewhat your w hite kid gloves, used in
ball-rooms. Among our male society
who always wear gloves there are men
who sit on the public highway as the re
pairer of shoes, and aLo our firemen,
who wear thick cott n gloves when they
go to fires. These three persons are
nearly the only persons at home who
would not go out without gloves. Gloves
are to them, therefore, as necessary an
article as a simple ring is to your married
persons. I never used to wear any kind
of gloves, either in my summer travels
or in the midst of our coldest w inters,
w hich are so cold in some places as to
make most people wear very thick mit
tens. While you seem to like to ride ou
horseback, keeping your body straight or
Wnt a little backward, our old wav of
riding is to stoop a little forward. While
vou ride side by when there are two
riders, we ride in a line.
Our stockings are divided at the ends
into two portions, the one forthe large
toe and the other f -r the rest of the toes,
somewhat resembling in shape your mit
tens. While your officers carry their sword
turning the sharp edge of the blade
downward, our way of carrying a sword
is to turn the sharper edge upward.
While you have long arms compared
with your body, we have short anus and
a comparatively long body,
x Our old maps represent mountains iu
profile, while u represent them on
your maps as though looking down them.
We hang on the up-r beam of a front
room near the entrance of our house a
large mask of the smiling face of a happy
woman fat, slanting-eyed, open-mouth
ed, red-checked instead of a horseshoe,
as you do, with-the motive of inviting
luck into the building. For preventing
the advent of devils into the house we
attach the heads of the sardines together
with a little branch of a prickly tree to
the entrance posts, gate posts, kitchen
doors, or strips of paper of a few inches
length inscribed w ith the term "Guarding
Card," which was written by a priest in
the temple w hence the card is issued.
While according to your custom tine
has to iy the exjanse incurred in play
ing billiards or to sacrifice something on
his part when he has lost his game, we
have to drink acnp of wine w hen we are
lieatenin games especially games which
are played with hands, so that thiwe who
are fond of drinking will not he disap
pointed, but rather be glad when they
have lost the contest
S.nie fielils near our habitations at
home are so nicely kept, so free from
weeds, as to disappoint a naturalist in
botanizing, while some vacant lots or
groun.ls adjoining your dwelling houses
are so barren or weedy as to disapaiint
your gentlemen-horse in rolling upon
tliein. Ikirttit Vrrt I'm.
Diphtheria.
IHphtheria ia a terrible disease, aud
when it breaks out in a school, or in a
family where there are several children,
unless the very best precautions are ob
served it is likely to spread, for it is a
disease that may be communicated from
one person to another. It is contagious, j
Regarding the different measures em
ployed to prevent the spread of this dis
ease, we very greatly prefer the fuines of
burning sulphur. We regard surpboras
the most effective disinfectant we can use
lor the purpose uf preventing the spread
of diphtheria in schools and in families
where several children are exposed, and
it has a salutary effect upon those already
Hera
j suifering from tlie disease. We have had j A Confederate Clergyman's Di
j the care of scores of diphtheria patients j lemma.
and we can refer to quite a numlier of j .
I families of children where the disease j While t icncral Sh niiitn was chatting
j was limited to one child, and we verily with our reporter the other .by the con
believe tliat the fumes of burning sul- ! versation turned on the religious element
j phur were instrumental in preventing
! the siread of the disease iu these cases,
! In all cases where diphtheria breaks ' reiuin-ls tne of an iutereting interview I
j out in a school, no children should be ' had w ith a clt-rgj matt w hen I entered
j permitted to go to school from houses . Memphis. I found bit-in.-ss entirely sus
I where the disease exists. After school j pern led. Tlie stores were clomtl, the
hours in the evening the school rooms I public schools were shut up, and no
should be thoroughly fumigated with j churches were opened on Sunday. I
sulphur. This should be done daily, but j stood it a few days and then Issue. 1 a
tlie house should be free from the sul-j general order requiring all stores to U
phur fumes during sch.ajl hours, for the j opened, the public schmils to I resumed,
coughing and sneezing that might result j and tlie usual religious eerviscs to W
from the sulphur fumes would create held in the churches on Sun. lav.
great annoyance and confusion. Where) "The day after the order was promul
dipLtheria prevails in a family, the jm-J gated I was waited upon at my head
ticnt or patients, if they are two or three j quarters by a clergyman, who announced
ana. Ken at me same time, siiotu.i tie ist-
taiett, connmn to one room, anu an uie
children not affected shouid lie kept in
some remote part of the house, or remov
ed from the house entirely if practicable.
In either case, whether any of the chil
dren are removed front the house or not,
every room, including the one occupied
by the (latieiit, should be fumigated w ith
sulphur two or three times daily.
The most convenient method of fumi
gating is to dnp a pinch of sulphur un
a hot stove, if there is one in the room;
if there be no stove in the room, a few
coals on a shovel or other convenient
utensil may be carried into the room, and
the sulphur may be dropped on the
coals. A little experience will siaiti en
able any one to determine how much
sulphur to burn in each room. It is not
necessary to fill the nuu so full of these
sulphur fumes as to suffatite us. and if
we tiappen to burn a little too mm h
sulphur iu apy given case, and the fumes
became offensive, the doors and w in. lows
cau 1 ojiened for a minute or two.
Other disinfectants may be employed,
but ther sulphur fumes will permeate
every crevice in the house; they are
breathed by us, our clothes are saturated
with them, and, withal, we regard this
as the most practical and effectual meth
od of disinfection against the spread of
diphtheria that can be adopted. And
w here diphtheria., prevails in a neigh lxr
hood, and families fear its outbreak
among their children, they should resort
sulphur fumigation ilaily, whether diph
theria has appeared in the house or not;
this may prevent its outbreak in families
that might otherw ise suffer from it. At
least this n-ecaution does not cost much,
and ran do no harm. These sulphur
fumes will do us no injury.
A Cape Breton Parson.
He was a tall, angular parson of the
severe Presbyterian type. As the kajal
idiom has it, " You would know by his
English that he h:id the Gaelic," He
was preaching in a brother parson's pul
pit to a congregation who were strangers
to him. IVs.nnting on the Iamb as a
type of gentleno meekness, etc.. he
said :
"The lamb is quaitc au'd kind. The
lamb is not like the other beasts, the lion
and the tiger and the wolfe. Ye will lie
not runnin' away from the Iamb. No.
The lamb is kairpl ; the lamb w ill not
eat ye, whatever.
"And there is f! in the lamb, tis.
Oh, yes, you will lie killin' the lamb and
the sheep when the cold weather will
come iu the winter. You will lie want
ing some good stnmg fisxl in the winter,
and it is then you will lie killin' the
Iamb.
"And there is clothing in the lamb
he is good for the clothing. You will
tek the wool off him, and yon will mek
clothes for yourselves. Aud how would
you and I lis.k w ithout clothes?"
At the close of the exen-ises he gave
out the following very jieculiar notice, to
explain w hich I in list state that ravages
had been made among the Presbyterian! One exceeding hot day, having made
flock by the inliuetice of a divine of a i np his mind that the pmper thing to do
different persuasion: j was to take a salt water excursion, this
"And there will mostly Is? a family j man of cheek stnIlel along the wharves
from X. tliat will 1 baptized here after j of Biston in onler to pick out the like
meeting on Friday night, but " here he ' liest excursion steamer he could find. He
leaned forward, and added in a loud ! selected one at last, wei.f on l.ardT bun
stage whisper "yell not lie saying a j ted up a chair, took a sent in a shady
won! aliout it, dear brethren, as I do not i pla-e, put his feet on a rail and began to
think they want it know n." lhinttr1 read a newsjsitr. In about fifteen niin-
MmjnzlM.
Weighing the Evidence.
The convening of the courts often atfonl
occasion for anecdotes connect.-. 1 w ith the
administmtionofjust.ee and the various
experiemt-s of tlie lawyers. We heard a
new one this week. In ihe reconstruc- j " only going to take a little trip with you."
tion days a certain district had a pretty 1 And he whip-disit hi carl and pn-sen-fairand
well-meaning u.-gro for a justice j ted it. " Memlier of the press y.si know
of the peace. He had heanl judges de- j give you a good notice in the paper next
liver charges, and had caught on to a few ! week !"
ideas dimly. A case was np before him The sailor-looking man said not a
in which most of the testimony was re- i wont, and went luck into the bowels of
dui-rd to writing. It was a case of a w hite I the vessel.
man against a negn. When the lawyers I Fifteen minutes n-ore and the
had concluded the case before hiui. he steamer hadn't started. The new-paper
pulled a small draw scale out of his p.a-k- I nian U-gan to get weary. He waited a
et with the remark, in his peculiar dialect j little w hile longer, and went ins:Ue and
that the law directed that he should :
... .. ... ... !
weigh the evidence, and before the law
years had caught on to his intentions he
hal tried the two liatches of tcstimony
by the scales, and without hesitation
rendered his decision in favor of the
white man. U-cause his testimony weigh
ed two ounces the most.
This is Yirge Ihtsher's story. We vouch
for it ; that is, we vouch that it is a gissl
one. YaliUna (jiu) Tiittm.
Mrs.
Kate Chase at the White
House.
Mrs. Cliase was escorted to the White
House the othor day by Secretary Bayard.
She wore a black grenadine skirt with
an overskiri of black Utce, a tight fitting
white Jersey, covered with tiny pink
roses, and a becoming hat over her light
brown hair, pretty well sprinkled with
gray. She is stouter tlian when she set
up an opposition court to rival that of
Mrs. Lincoln at the house of her father,
Chief Justice Chase, which her husband.
Governor Sprague, had refurnished The
Governor is now tlie husband of another
woman, and tliat woman's sister is the
wife of young Willie Sprague, who is
Kate Chase's only son, while the stately
Chase mansion is a boarding-h.sise. She
wants to sell " Edgewissl," a villa in the
suburim left her by the Chief Jati-e, but
real estate has " boomed in another
direction. President Cleveland received
bis visitor courteously at the White
House, but neither Mrs. Folsom nor Mrs.
Cleveland catne down. The President
excused his wife as indisiueed.
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WHOLE XO. 180.
; of the Snith during the war. . The old
trf-neral stniied griudv and said : "Tl.at
iiuuscu as me iuv. .vir. , oi tne
r.pL-.-opuI ctmrcn oi uiat city, tie was
got up in tlie highest style of clerical
garb, and4iis fai-c wore the expression of
a predetermined martyr. I said: "Sit
down ; I am very glad to see you. What
do you want? What can I do for you?"
He answered: "treneral, I liave seen
your onler .tlaittt opening the churches
on Sunday, and I atu a good deal emltr-ra.-sl
to know how to obey it, or how to
state my objections.' I replied: "There
is no emlttirrusstneut iu ola-ying an onler,
and as for the objections. I don't care to
hear them. You obey the order, and
nevermind your objections. He replied :
' But, ( leneril, you are aware that sin.-e
our unhappy civil war commenced the
ritual of the Episcopalian Chun h Smtii
hits undergone a material cliange.' "Has
it? said I ; 'I have not noted it.' He
said: 'We are now directed by our
Church to pray for the Hun. Jcffersou
Iavis. President of the Confederate States
and of course I am et clesiastically coui
iielled to ols-y the instructions of the
church,' and he looked at me with the
expression of a martyr about to be taken
to the stake and burnt alive. I reganled
him a moment, and then said : 'Oh, nev
er mind ; pray for Iavis pray for him
just as liard as you can ; he needs every
prayer you can get off. But, my friend,
I'm dreadfully afraid praying won't do
him any go.l ; he has gone up.' He
linked curiously at me. and then said :
'Will you n-qtiire me to pray for Abra
ham Lincoln as President of the United
States T ' By no menus, my dear fellow,'
sui.I I; Met him al.ua-; he doti't need
any prayers; Abraham Lincoln is jiL-t as
sure ot salvation as any man who has
ever died, or ever w ill die."
" Next Sunday morning it occurred to
me I would go to this church of his and
see how he got on. Services had just be
gun when I went in, but I t.k my a.-at
w here I could have a good view of him
and he me. He saw lue before 1 got half
way down the aisle. He went on with
the service, and w hen he arrived at the
point 'of conflict between the Episcopal
Church .South and the onl.-r of Sherman,
with oue eye on the prayer-lsaik aud the
other eye ou me, he prayed for 'all in
authority over us,' left out I hi vis, and left
Lincoln alone." .o frawiV-i Vknuiirle.
Pure Cheek.
Speaking of devices to get ciad, the
historian Is reminded of the case of a
hanger-on ujion the verge-of journalism
w ho Is well known down in the direc
tion of Lynn. This individual had es
tablished some sort of a connection with
a newspaper published in a suburb of
Lynn, and the way he obtained " facili
ties" tn the strength ofth.it connection
was the wonder and envy of all like
minded jiersons in Kastem Massachu
setts. His facial an-a was immeasurable.
It is an adaire in the transportation of
business : " Whoever rides free once nev
er jays again." This newspaper man
from the uhnrts of Lynn never paid
again.
! utes a sail. ir-l a .king man opened a door,
i looked at him a minute and disappeared
i In ala.ut ten minutes more the sailor
i looking man came laick and addressed
: the newspaper man.
1 " What are you doing here?" said he.
"Oh," exclaimed the newsitper man.
hunted up the sailor-lo..king man, who ,
. :ei---.t .
was apparently engagti in .ua-iiing tne :(j .
ship' cable. j u u tbt. vlniri ,, u, u w wf.
" Say f said the new spaper man, " how I , mD u a , r
long liefore this Isa.t starts? " , Jhf j.,iiwmn ,ket all an.und ami
"Well," said thesailor-l.s.kingn.a.i.as; Uit,Q anj.ww the 1(1Iin iu tI,r tfir
he went on with his polishing, " I think 1 Iliativ whHrvuI,n ,,. rM.r ,IMip.
she'll sail about a week from next Wed- j hy .j
des.!ay. She's laid up for repairs!" j rarry him.
McClellan. Hancock, Grant. '"That Ml,,w '"'', tra,"l' '
The follow ing is an extract from the i
eloquent speech of t otumainler-in-C hief ;
S. S. Burdett. at the National Encamp- 1
inent of the Grand Army of tlie Kepiib-
lie at San Francisco : j
"The year has lieen singular for its j
closing of great accounts. Of tlie com- :
landers of the match le Army of the
Potomac all are now gone. It is yet a !
great hMt. It is a host on either side of
the star lit line, but the standards of the j
leaders are all beyond. Last of ail to '.
sheathe his sword at the call of the " All '
Conquen" was he who sluiped its first
rude mass into that finished blmle which, I
though sometiiues beat down, yet never j
lost its edge or temper, and under whose j
blow at last the greatest of the leaders
and of the armies of the Rebelli.! sob-
mit ted to the merry of their outraged j
country. I shall do the gieatest honor of j
which I am capable to tiie memory of j
our comrade, tieorge B. M.i lellan, if I j
but remind you, that they w ho composed I
the armies he cidiunandevl thnnigb. sue- j
cess ana adversity, loved his pers.n, lie- J
lieved in his patriotism, and trusted his
leadership.
I iiiiiV mention another .rfthls ye.ir's
harvest. He was m one of the t-otuman-ders
of the Army of the Potomac, but he
was the soldier (whse presctu-e told hU
comrades that more than the kniirhtly
i:l.iri-s of ancient d-iys lived airaiii to lea. I
their oduiun. He was the right arm.
the Uaniing-sword, the firt and last re
liance in every supreme hour of those
who did ctinitiiand.
If in that far o.r future of pnph.tk.-
rouiL, w hen " wars sltall be no more."
when ail the king past shall be fiH-yot or
seem to be only a fable, some Phydias
of his day shall seek to fashion from the
marble the verv annor of a warrior sonl,
to show his fellow in the speaking Udie
the very front and uin u of battle, his in
spired hand will chisel the fitce aud form
of Winneld Scott Hancock.
In the first hour of the Encampment
assembled at Portland, your eager hearts
dictated the dispatch of wonls of pn
fouud aytnpathy to our sutlering and dy
ing comrade, UIvms S. Grant, the late
Commander-in-Chief f the Anuicof the
United States. Before another month
j hy he hM) j,,,, tv iuKttiy (r
the dead, by whom the door f I'tte is
opened, and hisntue was shining oc the
roll of the iniutortals which Uie thanks
of the rescued, the homage of all who
love liberty, and the gratitude of an un
broken country hath rcn.lered tadelc
forever.
How grand the concourse, how un
matched Uie throng, how worthy oi'hiiu
and his country was that funeral train
w hich bore his body to tiiat place of rest,
some of vihi sa and all have heard.
It seemed to me that I might well on
that occasion, inc. mi puny with the
NatloUi.1 SLaff, take place officially
the , , (f SIk:h iK partmcu
, j lui u .-uble.
i
Acconiiugiy, the banner which sym
bolizes the authority of Uie National Ko
ciuupment, draped for a coi.iru.le as well
as for the greatest and best beloved sol
dier and citizen of his age, was carried at
the front of your column ou tliat memor
able day.
The position aigned to the Grand
Army in tiie line of march was most hon
orable, au.l at its cl.ise was our happiness
to hear pronounced by the comrades of
Post 1, of Philadelphia, of which he ws
a member, those last ftirewells contained
in isir simple rituals for the dead."
Their Methods of Training.
Ever since athletic sports have la-en
followed people have put themselves ou
record through mis-stateinents about
prize fighters and their meth.als of train
ings how this or tliat man's death was
caused by overtraining or too rapid a
preparation f..r any special feat. No
question lias brought to light so much
gnw ignorance as this one. It is not
overtraining that causes the trouble, but
insufficient work, or total negligence of
training. The writer's experience ilates
back to the time when drenching and
limny hours of fatiguing work were the
rule, and, even with all their emus, the
trainers of a quarter of a ivntury ago got
their men into lietter condition than the
latter day trainers do.
The modern trainers go to the other
extreme, as they sinnely work their
charges at all, preferring by have their
men big and stnmg rather than thin and
ovenlrawn. Some liave struck the hap
py medium, and they invariably present
their men in good trim. This is gener
ally accomplished by slow and careful
work, which, while not being showy, is
none the leri thonnigh. One of the
most radical errrors modern trainers
plunge into is the rushing system. They
get hold of a strapping young fellow, who
is high in fle-di, and think that l.y the
driving pnat-r. they can get him lit in a
fortnight. They generally do sinveed in
getting him down to the last stage of
sparseliess of flesh, but the athlete's
strength has also passed away with su
perthious tissue.
The man looks we'd to the eye, but he
Is very much like a cardisaud house
apt to fall iu if hit iu the middle. Many
an athlete has stepped into the an na
looking fit to contend for a kingdom,
w bile in reality he was less able to stand
as much punishment or straining as his
antagonist, who was fat and had done no
work at all. Of course, there are men
who can reduce very rapidly and retain
a certain amount of physii-al strength
and vitality. Yet even these find con
stant and speedy training spells take all
the steel out of them, and each succeed
ing spell of preparation finds them lerat
in. lined than ever to jump out and take
their gruel with that zest which shows
that an athlete has lost none of his o. I
power.
Such method as these have mined
more men than anything else, for a nry
man w ill do more harm in a week than
can I- undone in a month. No one,
only those who have undergone a severe
athletic preparation, knows what is en
dured .luring the tirt week or so of train
ing. The removal of the Imw .t,
esi-cially that which 1 inside, seems to
engender an all-devouring thirst, and
the first thing an athlete does is to resort
to liquid.. If he lie a pmfi-ssional it is
ten to one he will crave for something
stmnger than water. Here is when- the
s-!f-denial comes in, for sh.-uld he give
way all the g.al work done by exen-ir
will be undone in a very few minutes.
I. he manages to fight the craving dow u
hi rewanl will lie great, forthe pan King
thiist will gradually lisap-ar. Thesu-ja-rHtHKis
fat will melt as though by
magic and in its place a healthy growth
of muscle w ill make its appearance.
Enough Said.
He got out of a box car. Looking in
every direction, as if expecting au a.-as-siu
to jump out from his secret hiding
place and assail him, he espied a police-
I man. Beckoning the latter to comedown
. , vicinitv of the freight train, he
-
i aske! a man of tne policeman, relerring
t, the late tavupaiit of the box car.
" No," said the tadiceman.
" What was the matter w ith him V
He's an umpire." .V. htl
Mind Your Own Business.
" I have made it a rule thningli life,"
he -iid at the table the other day to a
man at his left, "never to meddle with
another man's business."
"That's right perfectly right," wastlsr
reply.
Rnt I see vou have a new eotifiden-
crt-
u r ,
j, j,", .kia-j case ; I have
hUa lrunk , (ii)Zen Wt, ,
WluUn.t trtk4 him out of my sight with
a TtX(k him out of charity,
n
"W11, not alt4get her, y know. He
hamniI mj ei,Ul son."
Tht.re WMj. , Mltm. mt painfid that
fc wiflhe,j ue one would yell "fire!"
jt no
, .
The two ears of civilization pioueer;
frontier.