Somerset Herald ADRIFT OX A WKECK. V 1 WcTtjn ox n--.in.ldaV SSOTnhlg St SO erj - la advanca ; otaarwtes or e7 I . . u ..aanred. .,.: t- if . rfMmaLlBBM BBtU til ! t-inClC " I , .. I " so. ma-" w,--r 1 K.h da CM taks rm I11 , teld PXOlW ft the ol ths former at ne . iv ot Address . Somerset Herald, fnirK. Pa. omer set era Id ESTABLISHED 1827. VOL. XXXIV. NO. 43. SOMERSET, PA.. WEDNESDAY. APRIL 7, 18S6. WHOLE NO. 1S12. BIESECKER. ATTuKNtY-Al. I i. tteerttt' Block. .r-tttir u - - - C;E R SCTLL. XrroBt -AT LAW. mertetPa. Tr. SCOTT, I Suinors, Fa. J- K attue.-at-law. Somerset, Pa, H. ENDS LEY. attuknet-at law, Somerset, Pa " Fearfully Common. Kidney Complaints Among Both . Sexes and all Aces. A Brilliant Recovery. l- I'txey-at-la , Somerset, Penn a. -t-TLL. " ArTt'l-KEY-AT-kAW, Sontnet, ra. II J IKliTT1wk.NET-ATXAW ,s.-mereet, Pa. . -.,. in Jiammata Bloc. ! !U LIU U iriVhE-AT-LAW, Sonetnt, P-. ,o in Somerset ud wH.inUMto""" i"1 .is wul b. onuliJ CD - W. H. tl .1 ti- . iTU RUITEU iIl'ktVS-ATl-A- Ilun i somethSnz startling; in the rapid la- create of Skiner ui-r anions; lit. America ueuuie wiinin . ww Jean pest. AUOT ettst pe culiar to certain cieaee (cod to produce &o4 bit Fravate tttete troubles at. lor examuie. eareleat u, ids;, overwors ana cip.sare. UT. lie rid IV iMly, of liuodaut. . 1H U vltB eooirrmCaiiiUMl on lit. ex.-et!vtiai lucceta uf hie odchIicui. called Kavwrite KetaJy.'' In arresting anil radically cnrlns ibeae must pLun .ml an.1 daoarwoj Ulauroera. Prooia oi ttua, Dko the ruliuwisg, ar. eunttantijr broni.bt to hit aLtention, axnl ar. pabiiaoeU ly bim lur tbe .!. o( taoasan.lt of oiner taifcrer. .numb, desire to reara ana benetiL Tb. tet ter, tneraforc may be ot Tltai importance to yo, or to ita.. t tte bom yoa know. It i trum one ot lb. best knova ana popular dnuta-ifU la tbe ne ana rrow.n dty frjcn vnicb b .ntes, and tiivM intemneu may Bod Mr. Orawiord at bit .lae ol tH.neat on tb. corner ot Main and I'siuB t street. : ( SrRixr.piaxn, Man.. March TL 1184. ir. Hand KenHtdt. kondaul. S. ) . l'Kitii 'ur f&ore tnan too y-an I ha.1 been afllicttKl with kiunev diMait. In lit most act. Lirm. M'bav 1 .nllcred must tM: lft to tbe tntaa;- inauoo, lor no one can apirociate it ex -rpt tnoe. bo t-aee nun. tbroajb it 1 retortr. to many pbvslciana anl to mauj oiffennt klnue of treau mnt, .L-d ieGt a vreat deal of money, only to nod m t-ii oiaer and wh. tbanerver. i mmv taT mat 1 uihed bot lee oi a pretraUon wi.iety a.t TcrtiM.l ae a spe. itK fr tbu precis, tort of trooh- lea. an 1 lvna li entirely aele at uatt la my ca. Yoor FA v a.ir t, KttDV-1 a it with iwrlect reculleruus ol all lnt at done tur me.ret.de u tni en tbint: that did me tbe (UKbicet iod. and 1 am napp) toadmii tbat It mInnin-nt rvi.er. 1 bare rrauoimefHied t KtVltPV" to man? people lor ai.ny uiHan. ani tnev a,i aaree witn men njini tbat I K. 1V1D Kt.NKIlV s Pa VuklTt Kr.Vt.liV bat i. IU e-inaJ In the He w .Hi l.v ibit 1i.tivict: and olien fatal wen laint. I te tbia letter t o deem beat bar Ibe tenebt o:rtliert. Vent kf Jut MAX CEAWFUKD. will be otajtnt. Is. t .. r- i T A-rOLLOHN. .rn-kt-AT-i-Air. , . i -a-efme ' ' ,- l at.4 a.i-4tiln l - . . ir a. reW.le terrna. W II. KlxiM.. ilf.kMVATLlW r-.,a.--r-t, P-. aa'lu. t-alDee ei. mi .d4 a Ijoitant; nuea. iig k. .ate two. - MKY Eli."4. iIIi'kSlV-T-LAW w.nM. Penn'a estnieied to hi. cr. UI be 1 .f--Dl . an-l Cielliy. . wt. Bit oo..r to ny- . -.Ttn. th Bl--k. p stalra. Entrance, .11-. out ma.lt, .-latet a l:..".,:mH..tk and all 1ck1 butlne. It w, promi : and Bdemy. 7,-;n oTkimmel. 5 S, tocrset- Pa. t. .:! t.. all Lnlneta entrotted to hit care i.ij...aii.a .w,'r:r BILIOUSNESS Mav j ri.rwrlr rrtunl an aftcction .f the liver, ai.ii can te lli.ir iajtilT curc-1 bv the (.rai.J rrvu..a.r of the .ivw au.i biliary orjnt. lirboc on Maia Cro ttreet- TTEXRY F. SC1I ELI H ATT! K N L V -AT-1.AT, Vr at'l Perlon Aicent, Somertet, sjrt a Sttemoin Black. Pa T'ALKNTINE HAY, atti.rney-at-i.aw U In Real btlate. Somer t, P all l e'lBeM entrusted to hit car. wi toew and Bdety . will J ATTOKNEY-ArijAW Tin ep!, artery I U .U i flufl" iitij vh wimv , s XiBBtAb Build In- T G.OGLE. ), ATTOHNEY-AT LAW, Somerset Pa ?-":'. tl tntw entrnfted to mj ear. at tt; ib v ifa p-omptaeaf and ndeiity. D J. V. LOUTH ER, ( Formerly of Stores-town.) mrilClAS J.VD Sl&GEO?, h v!H wmanentty in S,irt ibn iM.Ml,e. c do ex ten. Hf.el. In rear ol lmi tore. marii- rji e w. plough, i ?.iTjr;c iHsfCJ. ji st cro.v -, b teWeta the r1 " . iwd at..er aiajbt. - e-n r ol l.m4. eT v.s ei ,(J.MtL IV. H s KIM MEL fpiMr.U tj ttw1 Ili- i-.ahei: t. t "W tT ? 1 asVaSU. tt V LAU( I! vn.5- r to tk. of Vim A r-tk.Ml't .3. srs- i-4ctat ee J 1X1 re Pa . te"St th. Pr"a,ha " ADirai awtlirel ll ... i rU W l" ' - 1'. .'ir Liuraao. " DU' HN LII.I. M!T.ST. i Kiir" d I'c A larlu,B,ock .ra. WILLIAM COLLINS. I L 1 1T. SC'M LKSIT. PA. " Mii.li B-k. ah. Bwll Irf ep., r. a ai ail lime be f.and prepar- iiTui .i t.n. 'b at billrt: retra-exira-iiija atr A.U&-11 tetbol a.l 1n,ia be-. ma;.rlal laend. ureratMmt iratiei. D t! T W Mil I VP Vna twrmft- . iv. ..iii.i. i... r aftllT Vtfiared In herhc frr Ibe practice ot u p .(boe otiuoaiie I'barlc kriiwlne e.Aje. apr. 7vl j it irrirui eircN atrey Send a 5 ett p.rtire end pi man J'w "... ".free a pacKntT oi a? w. vria ifcat wiil ttair j.-y in - "'"ilrnwhrif to In m.i ta.er than eiw n ADwTtca All al dt toe r eirli ca b 1" X. Acen't waote.1 erery- t.i., earr i . oi U tret, be-all the time. ':! Tim. n.l. t. wirlt w t their owa '. F rowf. rill w..rker atla.elyat lKi ; uc j.r. H. HaXirr A Co Portland. mna CHARLES HOFFMAN, ERCHANT TAILOR Turely Ve etable. TESTIMOMALS. To all oTi'rlng from SLk Headache and BUlotu- ncts : Have bcn a Ticrim to the abore for Tear. an l. auer ir msr various reme-: let, my onir to.--n-rt at In ibe u.e ol M VI MONS I.1VE km T'L.A lOH. a-hk'h never tailed to re leve me In 12 hours, idi'- I can assure those aiiaerinii frwro the alive th.t they would be irreatly relieved br lit use. x speaa nut tor myseii. but my whom la mi ly. Y'ottit tveeictlnlly. -J M. FILLMAN, Selma, AUbama." We have tpsted its virtues peiaonally and ti.,.w tlint f..r lvpepsia, BiiiousDeM and rbrobbinp Headache, it is the best medicine the wond ever aw. We Jiave tried forty ..tlier remnlifs before SIMMONS LIVEK KKLrLATt-'li, but none of them gave us more than temporary relief; but the Reirij iHtor not only relieved, bat cured trs." Ed. Telegraph and Mesinger, Macon, (.a. BILIOUN COLIC. -SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR tnra me of a case ot locit; staadinx; Biuoca Colic after oieer medicines iail. 1 tbina It one ol tne family medicines I everated. T. J. LAMER. Pitertburs;. Va. J. H Sole Pn.prletors. lull- ao-Irr- r re pa red by ZEILIN at CO.. PHILADELPHIA, PA. Price 11.00, Aur A. Hoaaa. J. Sam Waan. HORSE & WARD acct aMrtia to EATON & BROS. XO. 27 FIFTH AVENUE, PITTSBURGH, PA FALL AND WINTER, 1885-1386. NEW GOODS w.iww m e. , Bwta V aA. ae. ttyinBi.i ,' wtt ect, Lara, W-wrj, wna 6tet. Naat) kaecf, D'eu T' te"j. Ha ary, 6-teaa, Caraeta fill-, t.t U.derwaar, la- tattt' aaa Co.-ae't Clerl. Faatj fieaet, Ytrat, Zaattyra, -III it .l kaxt tar f CY Vi OIK, Gats" M&i Gris, k, k rcra nrtjtut it aa.parrrn.LT boucttsjd XOrder by Mail attended to with Prompt ner. and I'l'l-atcb HI! THE EAKTB TBIIKA ( . I am threatened with a comet, Witb the all-abtorbing gun ; Told that I shall slowly burn oat, As my own fair moon has done ; Warned of coming conflagrations That will seize me unaware ; Can I fear annihilation. After what I daily bear? Pelted constantly with hailstones. Fiercely shook by hurricanes. Thrown by whirlwinds topsy-turry. Nearly drowned by constant rains. Growled at day and night by thander. Pierced by lightning everywhere. Nipped with frosts until I scarcely Know if I am round or square. Out ail night in freezing weather, Under tropic suns all day. Due and struck with plows and shovels Scratched with harrows every way. Beaten down for streets and highways. Galloped over day and night. With steam engines, burned and scalded Kept in a continual fright. Deeper wounds than these I suffer I am mined and bored and bit. Torn by dynamite and powder. Blown to pieces; bit by bit, I've seen comets without number. And they always keep their sphere ; It is man tbat makes me tremble Restless, curious man, I fear. For I know tome day or other He will find a stronger " force," Woudious chemicals discover. And tbe end will be, of course, I shall have my shattered remnants Blown away like any feather, Yet I have one consolation Probably we'll all go together. Ihtrper't HVnfcfy. MISS BASHBY. " Oh, children, don't you think j " Just let as take him on the ice , again ; bat do yoa suppose we mia we ought to ask her to spend the! a while. We wont ketp him long, ded them ? winter with us? I can't bear the ' It in such a splendid day ; the ice is " If she waa forty timet as irritat thoueht of her going to the poor- j as firm as can be, no danger at alL'ing, " said Will, M I wouldn't say a houee." Get the little chap ready, there's a! word. Only think what would have "Why, Mother Allen!" was the ! good sister, and hurry up about it ; universal exclamation : how can we can t wait. we?" I With a questioning look at Ketu- " Oh, I don t hke her, said Ned, Iran, which she answered with an grufHv : "she is eo horribly proud." emphatic nod, I hastened to get the " Oh. mother. 1 said, do you re-! Uttle cap and mittens and gray ul ally think we ought? Isn't there ; ster, while the proud owner of these ' some ether way ? ' j boyish garments danced and pranc- e?er mind, said motner pieos-, eu ana wnggiea wiui ueugui, uu antlr "we will say no more about! could scarcely get thorn on, and A $500 PRIZE STORY. SOMEBSH COUNTY Mil! (FJTABI.ISHI J) 1877.) CEAELE. J. EAEEIEL5. 11 I. FEHT5. Prtrident Cashier tVillecttoos; made la all parts of tb United states. CHAEGES MODERATE. Uawttmrn vlahla, fA MUl INIW.f Vol CBB h. MA sriniuo.late.1 by draft on New York la any turn. illectiont ma.1. with prunptnest. i . . Bonos n .. .1.. ii -ah iMlnlnihlM aamrad be noe of Iitehuld't celebrated tales, with a Sar- eent a Yale t3uS M Ume tuck. ACCOUNTS SOLICITED. trAniet-al hilllayt obis rvei.fatj LOOK OUT ! ' f IMTDE AT Uootc H'lTie-y friorej U!LT TILES JliUWEST PRICES. TUTlSFtCTWM GUARANTEED. opeiity"fou"sale. iiSi? ,w" Stoveatowa. alna J,"',"nf Mei'tur.1 tarnp,eemthiint:. jj M X water. A new dwell ia and -c a.ue. ,i.I h i n... ,w. . K., l.?!rl?X'Mir"lh?m'na1; ! All klndf ofradrtaklna- hoslnest atteneed to ':u n" 1 PPl rees sad .,fhu4a t n.r. two heanw tor banal tmrpna. HENRY HOFFMAN'S, JENNER X ROADS. PA. T Otrtlnae to mannfarnrre. at my old s' and. all A rrades ol not The old Dee-hive is a-goin' to be tore down," said Keturah, as she placed a plate of buck wheat cases on tbe breakfast table. The Bee-hiye torn down !" eaid mother. "Why, Keturah, who told you Y ' Jones s boy, when he kern to borrer tne wheel batrer. He eays; ays he, 'There a-goin to tear down the old Bee-hive and time enough. too, says I ; It ham t been fit for bu mac creetors to live in this long time." s Edward," said mother. " have you heard anything of this?" rather 6lowly emerged from the depth of his morning paper. "What! Oh, the old Weatherbee place! Yes, I believe the town has decided that it is unsafe to live in, and so better be torn down." Poor Miss Bashby!" said moth er. hat will become ot her Poorhouse, most likely," answer ed father, dreamily, again abeorbed in the stock list. The old Weatherbee bouse, or the bee hive, as it was called, stood on hill jupt at the outskirts of tbe vil lage. A winding lane led op to it from the main street, a lane that in ummer was a tangle of blackberry nd sweet-brier bushes, with here and there a gnarled oak tree leaning against tbe old stone wall. People f-aul that it was once a pretty avenue that led up in gradual windings to the line house on tbe hill. But the one fine house was now a dilapidated old building, and only cart track wound up tbe hill among the Unple of neglected trees and -hrubs. It was a two-storied. squarely-built house, with huge chimneys and small diamond paned indows. A flight of stone step. led up to the fmnt door, and a long L connected the main bouse with huge barns and outbouee. But the windows w-re broken, a part of the main roof had fallen in. tid only two rooms in the L. had Ix-rn habitable fr many year. There Miss Bathfheha and her in valid eixter. Mim Patience, had lived, tridett for their dailr bread ou the pittance ti e two earned by plain M-wing and the kindly charity o: the neighbors. Mir-s Patience, who. Miss Bashby often scornfully declared, "hadn't a bit of Weatherbee pride in her," re ceived gratefully the assistance of irietidn, but Miss Bashby could not forjet that she wan a Weatherbee, and accepted what was given her more as her rihtthn as a gift. Often mother sent us children up the long lane to the old house, with some little delicacy to tempt the ap petite of the invalid. I dreaded, yet was half glad to go. The old hout-e, and the two tall women with their queer, old-time ways, bad a strong fascination for me. As I ntood on the worn steps, knocking at the door, and heard the 6low tread of Mis Batiby echoing down tbe long passage, I felt like placing my basket on the door-sill and running away. " What do you want, child ?" "Please Miss Miss Weatherbee mother sent you this." " Oh !" said Miss Bashby, calmly, as she lifted the snowy napkin, 'jelly! It looks nice; I hope it will ta.-te as good as it looks. Tell your mother that the la-t she sent was a little too strong of lemon ; I hope this is better." Then the soft voice of Mbs Patience floated out through the doorway; "Is that you, Sadie Allen? Tell your mother, dear, that we are very thankful for her kindness." Then Miss Bashby shut the door with an emphatic bang, and I knew, as well as if I had beard it, tbat Miss Pa tience as receiving a lecture, repeat ed for the five hucdreth time, on her want of pride. At last one day, poor Miss Pa tience, weary of life, slipped out quietly, and was laid to sleep with the rest ef her grand family in the I I " a, 1 a I 1 . - 1A . it, ferhaps it wouldn l oe oesu 1 1 oniy naa ume lor a wora oi caution shall not ask her unless you are all i before a grand rush was made for willing." the door, and Joey was off in high But the next day there were sign 'glee, of nanitulatiou amonir us. Strange I "OH doctor Wilbur is a hitchin' to say, our big boy, Ned, was the op his team," said Keturah, as she first one to surrender. "See here, mother." he said. some ot them poor trash over to Hingbam's corner is took sick again. stHoLD'n-uiiTVBE. which , Weatherbee tomb. I tell mat as cheap at any other deal, r la Sotaer. i . , ,,. let Cooniv. I will alto take order for any City made F.rnlt.ire my eBMoBters may with to par. chase. I keep tam ple-hok at my plao. af bus atss, bom which selections can b tutu. A. SPECIALTY. Consideration. 625 ta.-jA." s-' uu .u-u ued i. u iitered, tnce m abr-aal ittvmeats of iou each, ajjrt . LLMUX B. MILLLK. Swyeatirwa, Pa. I have no doubt Miss Bashby sor rowed long and bitterly for ber sis ter, but the tears she shed, if any. in secret; no one ever saw ber weep. ! shawl about her, marched majestic An extra bow of black on tbe old-' ally to her room and thut the door, fashioned bonnet ; a sterner set to was worse than all we had to bear. don't want to be mean. Let her come.. I can stand it if the rest can." Will said quietly, "Poor old thing. I don't care, if Ned doesn't." Wheu Keturah heard of it 6he ex claimed, " The Lord love us ! Comin' here? Not if I know it! Now, Mis Allen, do be reasonable! I ve lived witb ye more"n fifteen year nursed most all the ch'ldren helped fetch 'em through the whoopin' cough, measles and etcetery, but as for havin' that mean old creetor, " Keturah !" said mother, warning-Is- then the kitchen door was shut, and onlv the occasional sound of mother's pleading voice and Ketu rah 's angry sniffs came to us from the scene of battle. When mother came out of tbe kitchen some half an hour later, we knew by the quiet smile on her face, and the subdued rattle of dishes from Keturah's domain, that the lat ter was vanquished j So the very next day Miss Bashby came. e gave her the south bed room, and bad an open fire, and a cosy arm chair beside it, ready to welcome ber. But if an idea that she would show any gratitude had crept into our minds, we were doom ed to disappointment. Hoping that she would say that she was pleased with her room, I walked softly by the door and glanced in. She was standing by the dainty bed, closely examining the sheets and pillow cases. H'm, h'm," I beard ber mutter "cotton, all of 'era. Gentlefolks used linen in my day, and then she sigh ed heavily. Tbe autumn days went swiftly by, and the cold, 6nowy days of win ter came. Miss bashby had been witb us two months, and we got on very welL Keturah was most pa tient of us all, and won golden opin ions from mother. The bovs were C3urteous and re spectful, but said very little to Mis Bashby. I think they were half afraid of ber. Little Joey we tried to keep out of ber way altogother, as thenly time she ever visited ber room she said she din't like little boys. But the gaze of her large, round spectacles, and the sharp click of her knitting needles, had a curi ous fascination for the little man. often when he was unusualy quiet, on bunting him up he was found just outside Mi9 Bashby' open door. Once, on coming to take bim away, I heard bim k solemnly, ith his brown eyes cxed on ber wrinkled face- vVbat makes you look so. Miss Bashby? You is ail wizzled up. Is your skin too big for you ?" One day in January, a cold, clear, frosty morning, there came a letter saying Aunt Mary was very ill. After a hurried consultation, it was decided that mother should ctart at once for Brunswick, where Aunt Mary lived, and that father t-hould accompany ber After many r.!sty directions to Keturah and me, they started to catch the early train. Mother's last words were, "Be kind to Mies Bash by." For a few days things went very well. The boys were less unruly thau u.-ual; Miss Bashby was quite amiable for her, and Keturah was as as sunny as a May morning. But alas ! the peace was of short dura tion. One morning, in going down the cellar stairs. Keturah slipped and sprained her ankle. It was very painful, and poor Keturah, with many gaops and groans, could do nothing but lie helpless on the kitch en lounge and give directions about the work. " Keturah," I would question, as, witb sleeves soiled up and a iong apron on, I went resolutely to work, "bow much molasses do you put in the gingerbread ?'' "Oh, Miss Sadie," Keturah would groan, "only to think of me a lyin' here like a log, and you, such a little spindiin' ereeter, a doin' my work. Oh, dear!" "But Keturah, do tell me how much molasses, or I shall never get this gingerbread done !" j "Oh land. Bring me the jug, and 111 measure it for you. Goodness, I child, not that two quart bowl. What are you thinking of ? It only takes a cupful. Oh, Lord! To think of Keturah Skinner ever comin' to this pass ! and so on during the entire day. Miss Bashby was particularly dis agreeable just at this crisis. No won der she complained of tbe cooking Poor Keturah, lying helpless on the lounge, couldn't see to everything, and so the bread was heavy, the pie crust like dougb, and the coffee a very unsettled beverage. The boys, good fellows, laughed and joked about it ; said they never enjoyed anything so much in their lives. But Miss Bashby she said nothing, bnt the gesture of disgust witb which she pushed ber plate away at table, and gathering her ! 4 . r .l : J r i... Kiauircu. uue ut lut tiuuut iui at too. 1 1 look at the retreating boys. "I guess egaITnotice." .!! """ sllil.a mKl0,ta hhT c)t. I ki'V ' 1 lk "!. Hot. and K.v-rt TlT.'''"'"" ,tot and iwtameot -HajTrJ. uvf Add unibin a a. ' . u"' i-"ihw tit u to be durbars-. '?-?-lT,;' ' U ul he s. deereed H t22" ,v,rt 10 "' h'4 prl sib, a"" " showa u U euntrarV. 2?f'?. CHAS.C.SHAFER. 1.. !, ( Clerk. iKa thin lna i tow added crow 8 Piwr Kptnrah. with her nrnmian to Black Hearse and a hue Hesrte, the lat. - . 7 r ' v. ,i : l ' ,j ter especially for attending-Children t Panerals ; I eel under ice COIU ryes) m moiuer mru ill urr ujcuiwry, vuuiu I b.ini hand at all time. Coffins, (askatt and n !..!. .I,ni V.. n,nt. lr,.l ,J .'shrouda. and Whii.Comss for children. 1 will j was ail. ""'v " And now this house was to be groan. , torn down not fit to live in but One bright, cold W ednesday after- ! .h.t onniri r Hnn with noor Miss noon, Keturah. whose loot now ai- a ito keep la stork a nice lir of City aktt. eoe ered, at a small advance o. clt. arteee. Dual lall u call on me when la need at snvthlnc In my line. 1 can do ss well by yoa as yoa raa do Use w hers. ib..i.u v enanw nf thtt noicri. lowed ber to hobMe around a little. octTGoi. HENKY HOFFMAN. on . ad a y Byrrjpathy for her, bat wss helping me finish the kitchen mother tender nean was toucnea. ; mits umuoj c.cij rna SALE "TEAM TCTJOINES. CLAY r itd OKE PANS). BUlLEkS aad SHUT- IKON UKK spacialte. daetW-lyr. 1HOMASCABAAN. "If she has to go to the poorhouse, shut np in her den, when v Ul and now. ' marked eo? wlt" a l00" demand for Joey. SeeMta aaad Latrines aaa Moll- .. ... ... .l. f 1 n V, Kori rnaritwl noil moll into fh kltrh-l AJ JOCV sTTeW better. HIM BainOT , i ... .. - ..KlM.e. a IT WE 1 i I I If II1H oeULU Ul aiCt. EUv 1 . ' " " " . - - -.- . - ' Bwu.1 ..,.. . "... - i r , They always send for doctor Wilbur, 'causa be always comes when they send, and he never charges nothing. Them kind is mighty cute." Smiling at Keturah's philosophy, I hastened my work of getting the kitchen tidy. But bark! What was tbat? Loud shouts, followed by an ominous si lance, and then a wild, confused murmur of steps and voices. Ke turah and I gazed at each other in dismay. Suddenly tbe kitchen door opened, and Will, with cap and coat oif, with disheveled hair and face as white as death, staggered into the room and flung himself into a chair with a groan. Will 1" said I, breathlessly. "Will Allen," gasped Keturah, rushing to his side and tearing his hands away from bis face. " What is iL Tell us, quick." " Oh !" groaned the poor bov. "Oh mother! mother. And yoa left him in mv care. Oh, poor Joey ! "What about Joev? Oh, Will what has happened to Joey ?" "Drowned," said Will, desperate ly. "Yi entdown through a breath ir.g hole. They fished him out, but oh. dear, be s dead. They re bring mg him home: There was a tramping of feet out side the door, and a crowd of men and bovs entered, one among them bearing a dripping, half-frozen bur den in his arms. Was that our Joey? the little white face set and rigid, the email hands banging helplessly down, the brown eyes closed, and the Iong hair, wet and shiny, flung back over the dripping clothes. " Poor little chap ! said the bur den-bearer, in a choking voice, guess he's done for. Ye see, h went under so far, and we couldn't" bis voice grew husky, and he turned away bis face. "Oh. Lord! Oh. Lord!" wailed Keturab. "What shall we do? Somebody run for the doctor some body get something to give him somebody" and she wrung her hands helplessly. No one moved. The man still held his dripping burden ; the crowd waited, awed to silence. I stood like a stone, my bead whirling, my senses fast leaving me, when a new actor appeared on the scene. "What's all this?" said a sharp voice, and Miss Bashby ' head was thrust in at the door. She took in tbe situation instant ly. " Keturah Skinner," she said, in a commandir.fc voice, "take the child and carry him into my room. Sarah Allen, take the scissors and cut ail his clothe- off as quick as yoa ran, and wrap him op in blankets. Will, stop crying, and ran up stairs and get the brandy. Jim fcpoooer, run for Dr. Ubur as last as you can he's just started for Bingham's Corner rnn serosa lota and head him off. Dead? He shall not die. Hot water. Keturah ; hot bricks, ev- erythiag hot I Now clear out, every pesky one of yoa (turning to tbe crowd ) : yoa can't do any good here. Oh, how we worked 1 we rolled the poor little body in blankets ; we ap plied hot bricks and hot water ; we rubbed the icy limbs. Ten minutes went by twenty "Oh, Mis Bashby, I sobbed, " he never will wake ! never!" " Hush, child !" she said, an3 her voice was softer than I bad ever heard it, " I think we shall bring him to. There, I do believe he breathes a little don't stop a min t:te, keep right on working. Yes, I'm sure of it " Oh, what a moment of suspense that was ! Surely be breathed. Oh, God. onlv let bim live." " Yes, " said Ketura, hysterically, just ss sure as you're born a sin ner, he's comin' out of it ! " When the dector came, Joey, though still apDarently unconscious, had shown unmistakable signs of life. Well done. Miss Bashby," said tbe doctor; "you saved the young ster's lite this time. But it must have been a pretty bard fight. They tell me he was under tha water sev eral minutes. " All day and far into tbe night we watched by Joey's bedside. Poor little fellow, how like a ghost he looked. Strange to eay when he be come conscious and could speak, he would have no one bat Miss Bashby about him. He motioned as all away, and nestled his curly bead down on her spare shoulder as if it bad been tbe softest resting place in the world. How tbankfal we were, and hew easy tbe daily tasks seemed. Ke tura forgot her lame ankle entirely, and went abont tinging Methodist hymns in a low, bushed voice, in terrupted now and then by a spas modic choke and a hasty application of her cotten handkerchief. When Joey was able to sit up what a jubilee we bad, though the laughter would melt into tears oc casionally at light of his little pinch ed face. Should we write to mother about tbo accident? We beld a consultation and decid ed not to do so. - Shell hear of it. perhaps, " said Miss Bashby, " so yoa better say he fell into tbe pond, but is all right So tbat is what we wrote. happened if she hadn't been here. And tbe recollection being too much for him be began to whistle to choke back the tears. "Law I" said Keturah, smiling, "do you think I care for ber grum bling? she might scold enough to take the roof off and I wouldn't mind 1 She's a smart one, though, ain't she? How she did take bold ot things ! Why you and me was no more use, Sadie Allen than them shovel and tongs. 'Twas Miss Bash by. " When we tried to thank Miss Bashby, she only said, shortly, " Oh nonsense, child I knew just what to do ; had done it once before when brother Joshua was fished but of the river forty years ago that was forty years ago, " and she turned away with a sigh. I said no more, but I thought mother will know how to thank ber. Joey though a little pale and lan. guid, was singing about the house in his usual sunshiny way by the time mother came home. Poor Aunt Mary was dead and buried, and tbe tired look on moth er's face, and tbe added lines of care on ber brow, told of the trouble she had been through. That evening as we sat in mother's room, clustering about tbe open fire Miss Bashby, with the eyerlasting knitting in her hands, sitting bolt upright in tho big arm-chair Joey cuddled up in mjih r's arms w.tli bis drow sy head laid lovingly against ber arm, ana tne oovs and l sitting on the rug at her feet we told the story of Joey's drowning and how Miss Bashby brought him back to life. All through the recital (told ex citedly by each of us in turn.) moth er sat without speaking a word, the light ot the hre shining on her face, showing how it paled and flushed as the story went on. The tale was ended, and still she spose no word, but her head was bowed over Joey's sleeping form, and tier cneek was pressed lovingly against his. Then suddenly she arose, lying him gently on tbe bed, came and knelt by Mi.a Bashby's chair, and drawing the poor old wrinkled face down to ber own, kissed it lovingly. Then we children crept softly out of the room, leaving them together. 1 outM Companion. A BIO WHEAT FARM. A Farm ot 75,000 A Capitated How tt It Mountain L4ona. Lander, Wyo., April 1. Moun tain lions have been very numerous in the Big Horn Mountains all win ter, and their depredations have cost tbe stockmen Big, Horn heavily. Mieep have been killed on the open prairie at all hours of theday.acd the verr correls have been invaded and colts and calves carried off. .MirtiDers oi tne bold and savage raiaers save oeen Killed, dui tneir forays still continue. The great strength and daring nature of the mountain lion is well exemplified Ly a late bunting adventure of Mr. John Luman, a leading stockman of the bain, and Mr. A. A. Conant, of oil fame. They had wounded a very large Big Horn, or Rocky Mountain sheep.and were on the trail through the blood flicked snow. The chase was headed for the almost impene trable "roughs" of the Medical Creek, and the trailers pressed eager ly forward, afraid of losing their quarry in the Medicine labyrinths. At last the stneken big Horn was sighted, straining bravely through the scow in his enorts to reach a place of refuge. The hunters gained rapidly, and Conant was already speculating un the chance of a shot ben the air resounded with tbe wild yell of a mountain lion. The wounded sheep at once halted and gave vent to its terror in pathetic bleats. It had not long to wait its fate. From an overhanging of rocks there shot down a long, lithe and powerful bodv, and tbe .moun tain sheep died in tbe clutch of the mountain lion. The hunters now pushed forward more eagerly than ever, hoping to secure both the lion and the sheep. The lion raised himself from his prey and boldly watched his coming foes. In a moment, however, he seized the carcass of tbe sheep, and swinging it lightly across his shoulders, moved off easily un der the enormous burdeu. A short retreat brought him to the edge of a frightful chasm, fifteen feet in width. W ith the sheep still astride his shoulders the lion cleared the chasm at a bound, and his tawny length disappeared in a dense juniper thick et on the other side. Thus audaciously robbed of the game for which they had so eagerly toiled, the baffled sportsmen retrod their steps. Just before reaching their camp they beard from a tan gled juniper thicket the sound of loud and eager baying. Luman at once said that " Towser, " his camp dog, had brought some "varmint" to bay, and the hunters sought the spot. In the center of the thicket they found "Towser" at the foot ot a twisted juniper tree, in the crooked forks of which crouched a huge mountain lynx. Luman at once said that " Towser n himself should kill tne "varmint." Accordingly the savage cat was punched from his perch by means of a stout pole, and landed in front of Towser in decid edly fighting temper. For some time the savage conflict was evenly balanced, and tbe cat and dog gave and took witb equal good will and fortune. Stimulated by bis master's voice tbe brave dog finally fastened a grip upon the cat's throat that no effort ceuld break, and in a short time the lynx died, fighting to the last gasp. Messrs. Luman and Conant were out for a week, and during this time shot three elk. five big horns and eleven deer, the . latter being both black and white tail. Women are not inventive aa a rale. Tbey have no eagerness for new wrinkles. Mr. W. F. Dalrymple, ef DakoU, with bis brother Oliver, is owner of the largest wheat farm in tbe world. In response tu inquiries made by a reporter for the New York Mail and Expreti while in tbat city recently, he gave some interesting particulars of bow bis farm is managed. Tbe farm CDtuisU of 75,000 acres, on 32,000 of which wheat was grown tbe past season. It is in tbe valley of tho Red River of the Forth, on the west side of the river, in the northern part of the Territory ; and if estima ted in oblong form, it would make a strip of land 16 miles long by five broad. " In addition to its being cultiva ted by the most improved machin ery," said Mr. Dalrymple, " the farm requires, at certain seasons, between six and eight hundred men to aid in plowing, harvesting, threshing and moving the wheat We own J 500 horses, which are also used on the farm, and in the busy part of the season we employ about 300 more. The yield averages twenty bushels to the acre. It is sown in the spring and taken off in the fall. The kind is that known as No. 1, hard spring. It takes 175 self-binders to cut and bind it, and 25 steam threshers, running during the bar vesting season, to thresh it ihese machines will average 1,200 to 1,500 a day. The seeding begins April 10, and the harvesting three months later. It is sewn with the aid of horses and machines. The farm is divided into subdivisions of 2.000 acres each, and each is managed by a superintendent. AH the supeno tendents are responsible to a general manager, and all report to bim dai ly. ' This is done not only by means of horses and buggies, but also by telephone, for a telephone wire con nects every part of a division with its headquarters, and each division headquarters is connected by tele phone and telegraph with the gen eral manager's office. The latter is connected by telegraph with the main telegraph lines of the country. Water is carried through galvanized pipes to all tbe headquarters by means of elevated tanks fed from the river by windmills. There are six railroad stations on the farm, on the Northern Pacific and the Manitoba railroad. The headquarters ot each division includes a large boarding- house, a dwelling-house for the su perintendent, a barn to accommo date seventy-five bones, and a large granary, and numerous out buildings. Tbe valley of tbe Red River is something enormous. It is 300 miles long, by 40 or 50 miles wide. Ten veais ago the whole country along the west side, where we are, was unoccupied, there not being 1,01 0 acres under plow for a distance of 200 miles, either up or down the river. Now it is substantially one vast wheat field, settled, occupied and improved. A number of towns of from 1.0LO to 2,000 -ach, have sprang up, and are rapidly growing. rareo, on the river, has reached a population of from 10,0u0 to 12,CJ in a tew years. I he nver is navi gable from Fargo to Lake Winne- peg. At Fargo it is like tbe Chica go nver, about jm leet wide. e have a steamboat and seven barges that run to Duluth, on Lake Supe rior, in connection witb tbe farm. The land on each side of the river is rich, fertile toil, and rise less than a foot to the mile as it recedes from the nver. A little timber it to be found along the river, the trees be ing of oak, maple and ash, but it only extends inland a few rods. There are two railroads running np and down the valley its whole length. The nearest Indians we have are tbe Chippewas, who have a reservation fifty miles east of ns. But they are quite friendly, and in fact the country it at safe from au Indian trouble as are any of the more settled States. The spring we went out there, nine years ago, I re member that Gen. Custer and his men passed through the valley on their way to the Black Hills, and a company of scouts was raised in the vailev to accompany him. Tbe In dians bad been moved from the val ley a short time previous to the west side of the Missouri, to a reservation about 200 miles from us. " It is no colder in winter than at Minneapolis and St Paul. The win ters are cold, vet the etlect is no more severe than where tbe mercury it 15 or 20 degrees higher, because the atmosphere is so clear and dry. pring opens to that farming begins by April lo and closes aoout No vember 15. This compares well with New York and Pennsylvania. Tbe winters are more severe and continuous than here, but are much longer. We do not have as much snow as falls 500 milea south of ns because of the dry atmosphere. Tbe summers are warm and pleasant, the air pure and bracing. The territory wi'l compare well with Minnesota and Iowa aa to all the elements ef productiveness. Our staples are wheat, barley, oats, flax and roota. Native grasses flourish weH and can be matured in the smaller varieties. "Game and fishing f Plenty of both. Among tbe game are wild ducks, prairie chickens, deer, ante lopes and elk, all of which are to be found in abundance up and down tho valley. It used to bo a great hunting ground for buffalo, and in placet the ground was found fairly white with their bones, to much so tbat we had to cart them away. An interesting instance of what we get1 hold of once in a while is tbat of two large elks which a resident of Fargo captured. He yoked them together and drove the team about the town for tome time. They bad immense horns, twice the size ef any deer's, and called forth no end of attention. They were finally sold at St Paul for a largo price at the State fair." Tbo Girl that Every body Like. Girls, yoa needn't be beautiful to become general favorites. Tbo plain est girl I ever taw was tho favorite in my native town. Everybody lik ed ber. Beautiful? O no, the it not beautiful that it outside, but inside tho it an angel. Nobody thinks of calling her beautiful. Net one of a dozen can tell whether ber eyea are black or blue. If you should ask them to describe her they would only say : "She is just right," and there it would end. She it a merry, fun loving bewitch ing maiden, without a spark of en vy or malice in ber whole composi tion. She enjoys herself, and wants everybody else to do tho same. She has always a kind word and a pleas ant smile for the oldest man or wo man ; m fact, 1 can think of nothing she resembles more than a sunbeam which brightens everything it comes in contact with. Ail pay her mark ed attention, from rich Mr. Watts, who lives in a mansion on tbe bill to negro Sam, the sweep. All look alter ber with an admiring eye and say to themselves: "She is just the right sort of a girl!" The young men of the town vie with each ether as to who shall Bhow ber the most at teniion; out she never encourages them beyond being simply kind and jolly, so no one can call her a nirt no indeed, the young men all deny such an assertien as quickly as she. uo girle love her, too T Yes, wonderful to relate, girls like ber. too; for she never delights in hurting their feelings or saying spite ful things behind their back. She is always willing to join in their lit tle plans or assist them in any way They go to her with their love af fairs, and she manages adroitly to see VY ulie or Charlie and drop good word for Ida or Jennie until their little difficulties are all patch ed up and everything goes -long smoothly, thanks to her. Old ladies say she is "delightful." The sly itch, she knows bow to manage them. She listens patiently to com plaints of rheumatism or neuralgia. and then sympathizes with them so heartily tbat they are more than half cured. But the cannot always bo witb us. " Then she finally gets married ?" Yes. A voung man comes from a neighboring town after a while and marries her. The villagers crowd around to tell him what a prize he has won, but beseems to know pret ty well without any telling, to judge trora bit lace. So she leaves us, and it is not long before wo bear from tbat place. She is there tbe woman everybody likes. Eli Per tint. How " It Sue wis to Rttvd ted. a" Orlg " An old tavern-keeper ia one of our pi no-wood towns.'" said Senator Ransom, uf Nor.h Carolina, "was a rough, half-pious, wholly bon man, who utterly declined to bet But one of bis guests, a pnfet)ional gambler, could not live without some excitement of tbe sort One day he insisted on laying a bet that the name oo a sign across tho street was spelled without the " r " it need ed to make it a name. Every one could see tbat tbo " r " was there. but he would bet, and finally the landlord took him up, and of course the man lost He stayed on. how ever, a week or two, but finally packed his bag and called for bis bill. Tbo place was too slow for bim. The landlord gave lira the bill, tl&U Tho man looked at it and then laid : " Do yoa ever read the Bit!, landlord? Were yoa piously brought up?" " Oh, yes ! I know my catechism now. and I read the Bible more or less." " Do yoa know the etory of Sam son?" " Well, I guess I was brought up on that My mother told it to ms when I wasn't knee-high." Ah! What kind of a jaw bone was it that Samson killed the Philistines with ? Ill bet yoa don't know." " Why, it was a jaw bone just a jaw bone, and nothing more." " I thought so. Ill bet yoa 1165 that it was a new jaw bone." " It was too much tor tbe land lord. He succumbed again, although he felt as before that be was betting upon a certainty; but, 'if tho man would do it ' The man took a little worn Bible out of his bag. turned to the chapter in Judges, and read that with ' tbe new jaw bone of an ass, did Samson slay tbe Philistine. The landlord turned round, say ing, "Look for it in my mother's good old Bible." taking it down as he spoke. The gambler found it, and held the text under his eyes. " It seems to read so," raid the landlord in an bumble tone, feeling the whole board bill float away from bim as be spoke. " And it has been adopted in North Carolina slang ever since." X. T. Independent. Hell Do. Second thoughts are always best Woman was an afterthought of creation. Seriously, is the dog star a Stye; took up some of box irritating ways terrier. Advertising is a good making tovo to a widow. i be overdone. deal like It cant In the autumn of 1330 a traveling book peddler, who afterward became a successful publisher and the head of a firm whose name is well known in the United States to-day, came to tbe door of a log cabin on a farm in eastern Illinois, and asked for tbe coortes y of a night's lodging. There was no inn near. 1 be good wife was hospitable but perplexed, "for." said she, "we can feed your beast. bat we cannot lodge von, unless yoa are willing to sleep with tbe hired man." "Let bavo a look at bim first," said the peddler. The woman pointed to the side of the house, where a lank.six foot man m ragged but clean clothes, was stretched on tbe grass reading a book. "Hell do," said the stranger. "A man who reads a book as hard as that fellow seems to, has got too much else to think of beside my watch or small change." The hired man was Abraham Lin coln ; and when ho was President tbe two men met in Washington and laughed together over the story of their early rencontre. A Flacky nbt For Ifo and a Gal Ittwt Reacae. New York, March 31. The ship J. I. Smith has arriyed at this port from Antwerp, bringing tbe captain and crew of the Norwegian bark Nordcap, abandoned at saa. The Nordcap left this poit on February 23d for Buenos Ayres with a general cargo. On February 26 she encoun tered a hurricane from the south by southeast, veering to northwest. The bark, under shorteaed sails, plunged through terrific seas and at every plunge buried her bowsprit deep in the huge waves. Her jib boom and bowsprit were earned away, and thus severing all her fore stays, the foremast went by the board. Tho four sailors and the of ficers worked all that dark and stormy night to save the vessel. The wreckage was cut away, and when morning broke the bark, with ber main and mixzen masts still stand ing, was struggling gallantly with wiad and waves. Witb do head sails it was impossible to keep tho vessel on the wind, and she rolled heavily in the trough of the sea. On tho afternoon of tbe 27 lb the main mast fell with a crash. Only the mizzen mast was left standing, and though tbe weather bad somewhat mode-rated, tho sea was still running high. A jury fore and mainmast were rigged and an eUort made ta get the bark on the wind. The attempt was useless and she rolled heavilv. Her decks were swept by the waves, one of tho two boats she earned was stove and her teams started so that tbe water poured into the bold. The crew were put upon the pumps and by great exertions mr caged to keep ber afloat The wind aud sea mod erated, but it was intensely cold, and several of the crew, worn out by hard work and exposure stopped work and lay down in their bunks in the forecastle to await death. Captain Salveson, the master of the bark, however, never for a mo ment lost hope and when some of tbe men witb tears in their eyes said "It's no use we are doomed we can work ao longer," be told them they were sure to bo rescued and driving the men from the forecastle ho forced them to fight for their lives. Day after day they saw the bark gradually go to pieces, and day alter day as the water gained in the hold the crew hopelessly fought against what seemed certain death. Not a sail was seen and at the mer cy of wind and waves the vessel with her eleven souls dnfted on a deso- " late ocean. On March 1st a hurricane came sweeping down on the wreck. Big and angry waves threatened every moment to engulf her and the wind swept her about like a feather. De struction seemed eertain, but Ca tain Salveson breaking out some oil that was in the cargo saturated balls ot oakum witb it and putting tho balls in hairs hung them over tbe aide ta windward. Tbe oil was dif fused over the water and as the great billows erected with cape of fam came curling np to seize the bark and drag her down they were turned into smooth and oily hills of water, as high as ever, but without their dangerous combing crests. The night was one of horror, of exhaust ing work at tho puYtpo and cold. bat tho oil on troubled waters sav ed the vessel. The next dar tho ind moderated its fury, but tho waves still ran high. On March 1 1 tbe bark II. T. Herxey waa sighted and the exhau.'txl crew thought that succor had coat at last l ao taua SaUveaoa igaaUed the bark that be was in d.strew and wi.he him- slf and crew to he Ukea orT. Tho Hsner rp!ixi that she bal no boats able to !.v in such a havy "IVn't lewvo us," signalled Captain a'vevn and the Henry running dowa near tho wreck, ber captain shoutod : "Keep your Iigit hurting. I will stand by." N:ght was now coroicg on with storm and rain. On the wreck of the Nordcap tbe luhts wero kept burning, and now see-n. now lt m tbe blinding storm, the lights ef the Herxey as she lay to near the wreck kept up the hope of the exhaunted crew. Every hoar Captain Salvesnn shouted through his speaking trum pet to tbe Herzey, and uke the voice oi cope across the storm tossed waters and through tha driv ing rain and the dark night came the answering hail. But at mid night, when the Capiaia hailed, no answer came back, and those on board the doomed bark knew that the Herzey had been blown away from them and they were one more alone. Two more days of despair follow ed ard then, on March 16, a ahip was sighted. She saw the signals of ditress flying from the Nordcap, and bore down to her. She proved to bo the ship J. I. Smith. Captain Tingley, of Dorchester, N. B., bound for this port A tremendous sea was running, but the Captain of the Nordcap lowered away his only boat and be and the ten men on tho wreck reached in safety the rescu ing vesseL The ship had passed through heavy weather herself, and had lost her rudder-head and tbo iron work of her fore yard in a galo on February 24. On March 3 she bad passed a bark with all her yards gone except two on the mainmast. Two days after tbe crew of the Nord cap reached the ship. Captain Tingley wanted Captain Salveson to go back and set bis vessel on fire, as she was iu the track of commerce. Captain Salveson was unwilling to take that responsibility, however, and tbe mate of the ship went him self and fired the wreck. The Nord cap was a bark of 409 tons, owned by Christian Boe, of Arendal, Nor way. Her owner'9 nephew is her agent here. He and Captain Sal veson have written letters thanking tbe captain of the J. I. Smith for the gallant manner in which h- res cued them and the kind treatment all received on board tbe ship. lrldn't ttsutto WretKle. Reuben Doolittle was well known as the strongest man in Connecticut and a remarkable wrestler. Men came from distances to throw him, bnt all failed. Once a stranger ar rived at Reuben's on this errar.d. Reuben asked bim to stay all night, promising to wrestle in the morn ing. Both were np betimes, and tbe stranger was invited to go out ty the barn and have a drink of ci der. At the barn Reuben seized a large barrel of cider, and. witb ap parent ease, lifted it and drank from tho bnng hole. "Now," said he, as bo pat down the barrel and wiped bis month, "well have some breakfast, and then well wrestle." Tho stran ger decided he had other business tbat would prevent tho match. A gentleman of color A painter. Alice bear. Pa.