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ATTtiBNEY-ATLAW, Somenw Pa, js t.- il hif'reM entroe1 t rr.j care wo1 u itpMEptneManu ndeliiy. J. M. LOUTIIER, (Formerly ol sioye-towa ) FH1SJ IAS D SI KGEO.V. h V,,rt if.m.nentty In J1 i o;; Huel. lo rear ol Irng Store. ".' p EW. B LOUGH, n.XEOTATlUC MYSICAS AD SllCfW TM bl tervtret to the pw-l'le of S omerfet i-HneltltT. f.iminwn orrnun.rr pr;'"I"h'y r,nlHnd at.oe ty nr nu,ht pnnwl.ally enitaerd. cm.r ol Diamond, ever Kn'ri-r t Si. Mure. vrMii- fVR. H. P. K1MMEL 1 1 .rMm b.f i.rofeP5lonal wrn to te tl- . r s-irerwt ami V Wr.ity. Vnlew ,..le.l"ii. tiMrt at rn t lund at bl oftit, on Main n: tx tbe ln.mond. D?.. IL BUUBAKER tenders hi? i;r.wtnrl rn-lee to th. eltlienf ol S.-m rTMTini;rtr. t,mce In residence on Blain tmi awi vl tte lUmond. DR. VM. IIAUCH tentlpr? hi? VrMewl.al rvl to ifce ettlrenf ol Som- "- ( me u..r iat ol V ayne A hersebile fsitiir rti.re. Im i Ki. TiK.S. J. Mi VlLLFJi. 1' (l,rilt ia Pflilr) ri.jitjittrr. Pa.. r.!Tt. ntriil nneutHm to tbe pre.errMon of U'V;rl lee-b. Artifirtal e' lnn-rtrd All i ri'eel MtiM.eiory. Hlfioe K"H..i t'lr Entrance one d r west : tu. t Jtt!n Sure. o2i-6m. DR. JOHN BILIi. I.ENTIST. t I ra!r lsCeok A BeerltfjBloek.Somer- DR. WILLIAM IXiLMNS. I'EKTIST. SOMERSET, PA. . '!tiXminitb Bk-b. anore B ydf I)rn etiere he cm at all time be Umv prepar tune ail kiwJf o4 work. wb M Blilrn reK- .... . ,. . a tth trf .11 Klnua. av: ( :bt Un matertmt uiteneo.. opo. PR. J. K. MILLER has perma- J eii:l located In Berlin for tbe practice et iHiHtMioB. Otbceoiiiioaltetbarlea Krtaalna: tr. aT. a T-tl rn i f.r,crt ir.- renn i I m e nrt by wall will 1 y Uret frtt a ijaae o( "-t ol larxc Telue mal wui .iar jm w-.-a' at onrc lirlu to in mimey :ater tban !'nrel n America All ab.nt me Yi ' icof! Ti,.n h,,x. Axent. wanted ererr e. i cuier ee. ol all re. ! ail tbe lime. fc.rt ujr. ouly. to work lorop nt tlielr own . l.Ttanet f..rall workers al.lo elT .-T1- Iki'iOeiay. U. Hau-kt fctiu Portlnnd, uai. )ai.. CHARLES HOFFMAN, (Aim, K'fl.ey ftoe.) UTLTT STYLES ill LOWEST PE1CES. TStTlSFACTICN GUARANTEED. CATAnnU ELY'S az w n n CREAM BALM IS WORTH S 1.000 TO AXT A, WOXAS OK. C8ILX SaaertBc from CATARRH. A. E NEWMAN, Oralina:. aUcb k l'P"d bmsarh nostril and is -Vri,. ,r,r M 'enf ' r mail .r at ELY lKOS., F?? --KTKAM FN lNrsr;i.AY iht AkH. "I-tKS ard .SHUT- L.l, ,', twla-k-.t-l lu: i and Holl- "SLlEf t.Il ines .,..1 Vtft iB tt a IH'JALASOAhLiN. . lyr. Asajaawv. Pa. , nniu 11 iw , ivnT YYYTY VJVVl NO. 42. LIKE HIS FATHER,! He was Afflicted with Stone in the Bladder. Mr. S. W. H.cks, ol Pleataut Valley, llucheat Co.. N. tliewB of Mr. E. S. Hlcka, whjee name may bave apeared In tblB joamal In con nection witii as nrlkle imilar to this, was, like hi! fmlicr. afflictcl wilb Mone in Ibe Bladder, only that Lif caie ra mi re fcr:ou than bii fath er f. Tbe Ull.er aJrinrJ the m to write to It LUiJ Kennelr. of U chefier, X. Y who, he auid, would ttP bim a bat to do. Ir. Kennedy replied. auKireailua: the ue ol KENNEDY'S FA uKITE liE.UhliY, wbii h bad worked ioeuc cee(u!ly in the Uther'a ca. TUr. Hicks, who bad ticCD a5ured by the local ph flciana that they eoul.i du noibsn more tvr him. tried F'A VUKU E KtMLbY. Alter iwu eek um'oI it' i be rjpJ a s.i,lc ol an Inch I on an 1 of the ibkkncn of a plj um. t-tuce then be hot bad no syuijitous ol a reiam of the trouble. Here U a jick man bciied. What lielter remlta cuiil liave been expecte-l -. V hat (treatcr Knelit could medical tK.ence coLftr; The end wa (.-ained ; that is eurely en mh. Dr. Kennedy af .-urc the 1 al lic, hy a roiut:ition whi b be cannot atlord to lmiril, that the FAYOIITE KEMEI does In vigorate the bliKni. euro liver, kidney and blad der cowyUiuti, as well ai all thute dixuises and weakncit; ecaiUr to females. Tboonanm alcralrldl people volunta rily testify in letter to l'r. Kennedy, with a warmth aud luilu ol words which mi-re holiness' documents and eeitincitcs never possea, what Favorite Kcmfdy," the ureal specific for blood, liter aad kidm y dtfordi-rs, lixs d jtie lor tncu and their Inends. PURELY VEGETABLE. t C ITS r.EXTLE, YKT ET- -m" 3 111 r1 . W "v ' vJm'j.ii'Ji i" ml' TZ-T THIS. And i:! intrinsic mcTlt-. have placed it at the head or ail Family Medicines. II lakes the platpe of Doclor, nl (oktly fre.rriplo"a. So Ilovtrhold Should It II ir;.if if. It Prevents, oi H at Ci.rrt Xau.ca, Bile, Colic, Torpid Liver, Headache. Indigestion. Conniption, F'tvcrs, Sice; lernncs, IjiF-ltii le. Foul Breath, And every disease brought on r atrirravaled by a Disirlered Slomkch. Its halts century of u?e by thcusands has endors ed it as the ,.:.tP r-.:v 'fr-A'r'r, Thn Kct Prenaratsrv Medi' cine, whatever the sickness may prevetobe- in all com mon diseases It will, unas sisted by any other medicine, effect a Speedy Cure " I hsve n t had a do-tor in y fsmlly I'V tbe past rarand It itheonlv venr in ten ti.at stime meuilK-rol un inmilv lmi m t been under the doe. tor s ii!n t. n 1 lor tl.i- irrati'yluif lct I am po- itivt lo it,.:, I.ird to Ssiiuuions Lner K.-piiamr l amdiu, Ala. ".Ksj.M. A. " lii. oni.y gknuixe: HAXi rArTTREn iiv J. H. ZEILIN & CO PHILADELPHIA, PA. jcU-'ii-lrr- SOMERSEl CGUHTY 8UU (ESTA13I.ISIirJ 1877.) CHAELE..EAEtKtB. i. I. ItRlS. rreFititnt. Cashier ttolleetlont made In all parts of the United States. CHARGES MODERATE. fairies wlFMne to s-CJ mooey . r-i o - (min..iated bv dtall on New York In any sum. ". . I' .1 K..r,.1, I oue.-tv.iit ma.e wnn (.r uirur . - l-.uifbt and s..ld Murey and valuables secured bvoneol lueiN.Ws cele: fated sates, with a Ssar---nt A Yale u time lock. ACCOUNTS SOLICITED. 4rA!l lel hilMirs o"nrvsl. - M. L. .IEXKIXS & CO.. in tun fEiiiiri PE TROLEUMEXCHANGE, 10 Fonrlh Avcnnr, PITTSBURGH, PA. Oil Eought and Sold on Margins. Sj-Order$ by Mcil or Trlrgrttihyecrirt Prompt LOOKOUT! FURNITURE AT HENRY HOFFMAN'S, JENNER X ROADS. PA. I Cot tinae n:nntiir . t tttoM Fantl. all ifM.im ol IlolSt HvLH hi . VUE, whlrb tet 1'ounlr. I ,lla!irike or-lrrs t any i'lty mOe Knrriti.re try rtitn.rt! rray wlh U ror. cha.?. I k -? pami'lp-twa-'lt? t my place of bu neM. fiPOi wt.1 h Klectioni tan le cnadc. ms2TAsn:5 a sfsclht. AU klatis of Vnl. nabirv iuiiM 9ttwt4 to itt rare. I nve two litar''!! hr lar'al purj-- . - ijIIs- U...,...,! . U l,ilUariv thitat. tT" iftily Jr atTenUme 'htl1rmi t uneral t!r.:f. anl 'Mi ' ftio? 1-r i'hiMrt-n. 1 will m krrp in i"frk a nice In e ol I'ily 'itpitt. r rrl. t a mnil nilvarc ;ncit. .r l-n'l ill to n tar. wtwn in ol anythinr In my iif. 1 can do t wtli by n jua tu do ele btre. octT Cm. HENRY HOFFMAN. f RUST E E'SS ALE OF- Valuable Heal Estate ! BY" V1ETUF. of an orerof sale If aed out of tbe orphans' IVurt ol Smcrf ci Co.. I...tj me (l!rect-t. l win excise to potoic sai tn strain a Mid. in Drakcwwu, cntnerset County, ra., on SAT USD AT, APRIL 3, lfsSG, at 10 o'clrk a. u.. tlie f. U-vIpk K-al Itate. yiz: m. 8 A certain tmot ! Uo-1 il'uate in IVwer Turkrvrtmt Twt. nidi o.. Fa. a'ijoinina: landftot Alex N tU. S-hoo' Hwe Pnieriy. Hy att'f hfirs No. 4. Wm R-am. 4-on.ainlng ii cr- n1 fn?aefnT.tire perrli. mo-e or Ml. 4. A nrtain tract i.-f land fiiuate afMT ii. a.-ltoji ii:- No. a. Jariib .Mw, and othrn. r.-ii aiaicj; li acre, stun: or le, bting well Um- No. S.mtp tn the Townhip. CmBiy and iai ainr-?sii!. a. fairing lanun oi jtinn riernrr. Hnrj Kan j: and s.thrn. ritjnnirt IV crtf and M :tn hp B'liri or le, Lbia Uict b:in$ to coud Mult oi culurattf n. TERMS- j ODe-third tornnain a ltn npoa tbvland. th j Iptervet to te ( aid acttnally t widuwof Tiitu a i;-in. dw'il., .iarfnc brr hiem. aid at nr d-ath tiw principal puid to tf aid u tbe in-lr and l-tfl rrpr'"tuiiTes o. Mid inmfl. On-tblrd ; id the t.aUnce oh. and th mnaiarer tn two j jua. iLJiaai laTiueniP. wiihmt lrtrrn. JtH KLAM, j anarlQ. Trart of Tb. Keaut, deed t cniyoR's NOTICE. ; At an ttrt.hans- Court held at Somerset. Pa . on tb J itn fay ol Febrar lss. the aadrr-ianM Auditor was duly appointed to make a diatnl u- I m oMbe luu-is tn lite bnals of ti.uimisirsMtf of .L-rrniMh Woy. to an-l a rain s: tt-'-e le.-ally en'ltbd Ihcre'o. hereby a ire noti'". that be iiraT:trt lothe duties of !be aNive sp. I.-tottnent ou Friil y toe leih day ol April. Is., at bit -lhcc In Sument a ben and where afl piru lutetctteu caa atund If tbey Uunk propar. J. H.SWIT, j asarea la. Auditor. I CI T, CUT BKH1XU!' i Vlien snow und ice vas on der ground, 1 Cud uie-ry shieib-blia sliiule ; : Vhrn Sliark Krott be vas. pcen aruund, Und makes mine oldt ears lingie ' I beaa dhiise raguioli gamim say, i " Lit eliuy i unconfined ! " I' ml dbeu dlicv go for efry blileib, j Und yell, Cat, cut pehiud ! " , It mukvs me tdiurtt feel young some more, j To bear dbose youngsters yclL Und ! I don'd vas sbtitf and sore, ! Ty sbings ! I sbust vould veil. , Yli"n soruc oidt pang vas cooruin' py, I uiiik I'd feel inclined To bump rit;bdt in ubon der ebly, ; Und sbotit, " Cut, cut pehiud ! " I mind me vot mine fader said Vonte, vhen I vas a poy, ; Mil nn-escbief alvays in mine bead, j Und foxil oB lile und shoy : ; " Sow, Hans, keepoffdersbleigbs,' says he. j " Or else shust bear in mind, ; I dake you rihdt across mine knee. I'nd cut, cut. cut pebind! " Veil, dot vas years nnd years ago, Und mine young Yawcob, too, Yas now; sbkvdoodline droo der sbnow, bu't hke I u.--d to do ; Und vhfn der pungs coom py mine house, I slm-t ieei;s drfx dt-r piind, Ui.il sinf oudt, "tio id, Yawcob Sirauss, Cut. cut. cut. cut .-bind '. " Cham- Kolien Adams, in Jfirprr'i IV II ILK A-S1XMMIXG. "Ah, paid Mrs. Prodgitt, "things have cliarizwl fince my day. hen I warf a sirl. folks uaed to Btay at home and htlp their mothers do the housework, and piece bed-quiltr', and erubroider lace veils, insttad ot Irunniiie; about all the dirty streets Hud narrow lanes in creation ! Mrs. Prodgitt did not take kindly to modern civilization. fcrhe had come up from Owl Brook to visit her cousin Mary Ann, who h;id married Ebeiitzer Hardy a quar ter of a centuary ago and settled down in New York ; and, as she ex pressed herself "things eeemed to be all turned topsyturvy." "But, Cousin Prodg.w," said saucy Hattie Hardy, who was equipping herself with basket, bag, parasol and wateriToot cloak, "it is a work of mercy and charity that we are en gaged in." "Nonsense!" irritably cried Mrs. Prodgitt. "1 think you've all gone cruzy together ! I'ru surprised at you," Mary Aim, to let the child go tramping all over the city by her self. In my day it wasn't consid ered respectable." "You say truly that times have changed since then," mildly uttered Mrs. Hardy, who was knitting fleecy wool by the fire. "Be sure.Hat tie, that you "come homeearly. The new minister is to be here to-nighi to tea. and Betsey can't be trusted with the new set of moss rose china.'' "I wonder what he is like?" said Hattie, as she tied the deep blue strings of her bat into a coquettish bow under her round chin. "I do hope he's young and handsome." "Mv dear!" remonstrated Mrs Prodgitt. 'Of course," raid Hattie, "we all know that old Mr. Puzzieton was a perfect saint ; but one don't like saints with red coses and spectacles and three layers of double chin S" Mrs. Pridfitt looked as if she ex pected thitt Hattie would be struck by lightning on the spot for that heretical remark. "Harriet!" was all that she could utter. Wiii'e Mrs. Hardy, more accus tomed to the audacious speeches of her pretty daughter, went on in her purring, singsong tones: "Don't tt-rget that poor widow iu Coblane, Hattie. And ifyoueoto Miio Reueau's, I think it will be well to speak a word in season to that great lazy son of his who is always buying lottery tickets, and does nothing to support the old folks." "Oh. yes! I'm glad you mentioned that," said Hattie, penciling an en try cm her little tablets. " 'Mem to"giv t ) Jones Reneau a piece of my mind.' Dear Mr. Puzzieton al ways said tbat young man was a dreadlulstuiubiine block !" " "And I think," wef.t on Mrs. H;.rdy, "tlt.it the Gray sisters can find work for Alice Jennings now, if she is stiil unemployed." "The which?" siid Mrs Prodgitt, "The Gray sicttrs," exclaimed Mrs. Hardy. ' One cf our church organizations." Mrs. Prodgitt glared. "Is there any end to the folly and nonsense of the present generation ?" said she. ' I suppose," lauched Hattie, "that in your day, Cousin Prodgy. nobody went slumming?'' "Went where?" said Mrs. Prod gitt. "Slumming!" distinctly repeated Hattie. .She means visiting the poor and seeking out rass ot destitution," exclaimed Mrs. Hardy. "Hattie, my child, I do wish you wouldn't talk slanjr." Hattie disappeared with a little bmze of laughter, while Mrs. Prod gitt resettled her spectacles and ut tered a deep groan. "Mark my - words, Mary Ann, said she, "that girl will come to no pfiOil." "Hattie does not mean any harm,! Cousin Prodgitt," mildly pieaaea Mr. lUrdv, as she knitted on. While Hattie, on her errand of mercy, went from house to house in the darkling laces and crowded ten ement districts, leaving an ounce of green tea l.re and a lecture there, a ! bottle of bef, wine and iron bv a t sick bed, a little rose-scented enufl'j in a poor old woman s band, a picture-book on the nillow of eome little child, a wooden toy in thej delighted grasp of a skeletonlike in-: fact, a gentle admonition in the eari of a willful factory -girl, and a word i of comfort to encourage a despairing widow. i She could be gay and flippant! enough when "Cousin Prodgy" teas ed her, but here she seemed to have assumed a personalty of dignity and : sweetness. Old MiloReneau's was tbe last house on her list She glanced anxiously at her watch ai she weut in. "Past five." she eaid to herself- "I i omer must make haste or tbe dear little mammy will be fretting." The dusk of the October evening had already darkened the little room, where lay the patient old sufferer from rheumatism. It was always neat and clean there, but in Hattie's eyes it seemed more squalid and poverty stricken than usual to-night. As she came aiound the corner of the door she perceived a young man sitting at an uncovered pine table a figure strongly silhouetted against the window. "Ah !" said she, the spirit of right eous exasperation rising up in her heart. "IVe caught you at last in the very midst of your evil prac tices !" The young man rose hurridly to his feet "I beg your pardon " he began ; but the tide of Hattie's indignation was not thus easily stemmed. "Don't beg my (aardon," said she ; "beg the pardon of society of pub lic opinion of every thing else which you are outraging by this shameful behavior of yours. A pparently you have neither pride nor self-respect left now take my advice ; turn over a new leaf. Give up your evil prac ticet and set your.-eif to earn a de cent living. Look me in the eyes, young man !" she added severely ; "tell me if vou are not ashamed of yourself!" To all appearancs.the culprit was stricken dumb. Involuntarily he raised a pair of clear, honest eyes to Hattie's face, according to orders, but he did not speak a word, good, bad or indifferent. " He's not bad looking, " thought Hattie; "but 1 must not neglect the chances of making an impression. I am surprised at you!" she added "m . a 1 1 a 1 t aloud ; " a great able-bodied leiiow. lifce you silting down as a disreputa ble incubus on your friends and re lations. Don't you know that you are the talk of the neighborhood ? Get up go to work ! Never let me r-ee you idling here again. No ; don't answer me I never enter into argu ment with the people in my district. Logic is useless in a case line this. " She hurried io old Milo, who be ing stone deaf, looked smilling on during this brief but energetic mon ologue, as if it had been a recitation from Shakespeare. " Here's some extract of beef for you, Mr. Reneau, " she shouted in his ear; " and a tumblerof lemon jelly! I hope your lumbago is better. I m sorry I can't stay a little longer to-day, but I'll come again very -oon. " And nodding and smiling good by to him, she bustled away. She arrived none to soon on the domestic tarjis. Betsy had already broken one ot the mossrose tea cups, and spilled all the salad dressing, so that Hattie had to go to work to make more. Cousin Prodgitt had lost her spec tacles, and Mrs. Hardy could not find her best lace frill. Consequently she was only half througn arranging ner uair wueu Mrs. Hardy called up the stair case : "Harriet! Harriet! Mr. Gray has come ' She hurriedly coiled up tbe shin ing bronze locks, and fastened them with a shell pin, tied the Swiss muslin bow at her throat.and catch ing up her pocket handkerchief, ran down stairs. Cousin Prodgitt was still adjust ing her cap-strings in her own room Mrs. Hardy had cone to see n tne tea was properly steeping; and so our heroine walked directly into the presence of Reverened Cecil Gray. " I am Miss Hardv, " said she. " I heg your parden ! but " Here fhe stopped, with the sylla bles of further speech fairly frozen on her tongue. A cold chill crent through all ber veins as she recognized the curly, brown hair, the clear, honest, eyes, the thick mustache. But the Reverened Cecil was equal to the emergency. " Don t e my pardon, saia ne gravely, although there was a roguish sparkle in his eyes. "Beg the pardon of "Society of public oniniou. No. Miss Hardy, " he cried, suddenly dropping his solemn mannerism, " don t look so distress ed. UI cour.-e H was a uiisiaac Don't I know perfectly wed that it . i, was. "Oh. dear! Oh, dear! grasped Hattie. " I thought it was Gilbert Reneau. I never had seen him. you know, and it was so dark, anil and "And so you scolded the wrong man, "said Mr. Gray. "Well, I'll pass the lecture on to the genuine offender at the very first opportuni ty, only I'm afraid I cannot empha size it half so neatly ns you did. " " Oh, don't, " said Hattie, piteous lv lifting her little hands. Please den't." "No, I won't," said Mr. Gray. " We'll forget and forgive. " And when Cousin Prodgitt and Mrs. Hardy came in Hattie aud the young clergyman were earneatly discussing the rival merits of gerani ums on Mrs. Hard's flower stand. Mrs. Prodgitt stayed until spring, and when she went back home she told her daughter that Hattie Hardy was engaged to a young minister. 44 Or at least I suspicion she is. " she added. " She won't own nothin' for sartin ; but things ain't now as they used to be. Folks as was en gaged to be married used to be proud of it. But Hattie's a queer girl. She hasn't been brought up in my day. " Senator Wallace fr Governor orPcnn nylTaula. Washington, March 1G. The Democratic Congressional delegation (Wan. L. Scott not included) accord ing to one of its leading members, is in favor of the nomination of Sen ator Wallace for Governor if he can be induced to accept the place. If not, the majority.will try to force an agreement on Buckalew. The best information from the State here is tbat the Administration ie the origi nator of the idea, and that the Ran dall forces have fallen in behind in a condition veiy little better than thit of armed neutrality. The Ad ministration men favor Mr. Wallace because they would rather have him than Chauncey Black. set ESTABLISHED 1827. SOMERSET, PA., WEDNESDAY. MAKCII 31, ISS6. KKEPIXO IOO MEN AT BAY. A Murderer Wltai s Rifle In s Run ning Fight wilb His fnraners. Omaha, March 21. U. C. Stead man, a prominent farmer of Burt county, proprietor of two creameries near the village ol L,yons, yesterday forenoon discharged Edward John son, alias John Anderson, a young man and a comparative stranger iu the neighborhood. Johnson there upon picked a quarrel with Slead man, and without giviug warning whipped out a revolver and shot Steadman in the bowels, causing death in a short time. Iu the ex citement which followed Johnson secured a Winchester riile and a large quantity, of ammunition, aud, mounting a horse, started oil ' Constable Parker immediately or ganized a party, armed with revol vers, and, mounting horses, gave pursuit Tbey kept gaining ou i Johnson, aud wheu 12 mlies suuth, near the f.irm of Charles P, Johnson, a regular battle ensued.. The mur derer tired several shots in rapid succession, shooting Peter Johnson, brother of Charles, in the head, kill ing nim instantly, tin next shot Charles P. Johnson iu the alnlomen. making a mortal wound. His next shot killed Constable Parker's horse. This was followed by other shots, injuring horses and grazing some ot the men. Meantime the pursuers,' whose number had largely increased, kept firing their revolvers, but the despe rado was out of shot range. As the crowd began to close in on him, he jumped from his horse and, running into Charles Johnson s barn, he opened a lively fire through the cracks and openings, and held the entire crowd, now numbering fully 100, at bay. They finally cautiously surrounded the barn, and carefully guarded themselves from the fire of the barricaded desperado. They coutinued to shoot into the barn at frequent inteivais until dark. It was proposed to burn him out, but no one would volunteer to fire the building. ! The barn and contents were val ued at S.J.-50U, and it was thought advisable to wait before resorting to: fire. It was decided to guard thej and Judd entered the convention as barn carefully all night and resume j a delegate. By one of these curious operations in the morning. j twists of politics he was elected to Late last night Sheriff Skinner ar-j go to the national convention. His rived from Tekahama with a posse luck didn't desert him there, and he of ten men, armed with Winchester j was made tbe member of the Demo rifles. This morr.ing they opened tratic national committee from Illi fire on the barn again, aud the des-i nois. Whn .President Cleveland perado responded. He guarded every side of the barn so closely that no one dared approach to set fire to it. 1 A special train has been ordered to carry fifty armed men lrora tekaha ma to the scene of the sifge. At last account 5 o'clock Sunday . af ternoon the desperado still aeld the fort. It has been decided to set fire to the burn at the first opportu nity. The nearest telegraph station to the scene is Oakland, 12 miles dis tant, and news has to come by cour ier. Nothing more is looked for to night My Trip to the Yellowstone. It's the rule for the men of the plains, and particularly for cowboys to speak most contemptuously of Eastern fashions and Eastern "dudes.'' Bat in fact, they them selves are as much the slaves ot fashion as anv one. No man, who can bv any possibility avoid it, en. gHEes"in any part of the business of ,,io. . ; L i ,. Dk;.o cattle raising, bower subordinate, without first procuring a white felt j hat wrth an immensely broad brim,; 1 I i . :,.:" ...i . r and a band consisting either of a .i i.,fi-u jirtAiai ci rimt auu uuvivirf vs i vi t silk twist like a whip lash. These! are expensive, like a fine Panama, frequently costing from fifty to cowboy of fancv seventy-five dollars. A must also have a pair chapareros, or overalls, made out of i . i ... , i i leauier. Boots with high trench indispensable. Our men heels are' n all wore- them, and when I compared them with my own shooting boots with broad soles and low flat heels. ! ; 11 ... i 4i i i. nrivcM im. I ii vt ii f tut! v . 1 t. fUt.ll : absurd affairs. I was told that, there was no sale in Montana for boots! with anything but French hee and consequently none other itn ported. WerC; j The small bovs of Bozeman, Mon- tana, appeared to spend their spare ! time onhorsehack. Their great de- i light was to be able to dress in regu-i lar cowboy fashion, with leather overalls and Mexican spurs. I I noticed one, the bridle'and heifti-tall ! of whose pony was composed of j twisted ha'r, red white and blu. a' cowboy luxury which. I was told, cost neariv a hundred dollars. The1 boys, of course, rode at full gallop and tnrougn an tne munnoies whenever there were any. How it was that they never rode over any one, l did not exactly understand, but thev did not seem to do it. One small youth, who bestrode a restless little broncho, paid so little heed to the laws of gravitation as to neglect ; to fasten his "chinch, (i.e. saddle i . . -v , till 1 Itl girthUhe saddle being s.mply bal- a need on the horse s back. W hen i h,. .. . , ,, . . is attention was called to this! slight oversight, he merely remarked ; thatbeknew it" and continued his wild career without attempting to fasten it. I was told, however, that the influences of towns like this on boys are not good, and that it was difficult for parents to properly control and bring them up. From Gfn. Geo. h ingate s Trip to the . . , i ELLowstone, in Ammcau Aortcul-i . . . ? , .. ondden Darkness In Osbfcoab, Wiu. Chicago. March 19. The Infer- Ocean a Oshkosh. Wis., diotinteh ; lava! The most remnrfeaV.lo atmne. nheric phenomenon ever known occurred here at 3 p. m. The day had been light though slightly cloudy, when euddenly darknesfs be-! gan settling down, and in five min-J ntea it waa na Hart ua iriirtniwbt I Tbe darkness lasted from eight to ' of a young pig must be true, for the, worth, of Ohio, seconded by Mr.! There ia at least one wise newspa ten minute, when it nnld off author tella us in the preface that he Weaver, of Iowa.it was ordered per man out West. He confines seemingly from west to east j . i i A pair of nippers A cyclone and ; a blizzard. i Tbe Story ofaSbirt. A tall, lean, lank man from Illi- nois had his feet upon the tabla ia the reading room at Wulards to - night, while he alternately looked at the ceiling anu at a " two-for-five : tention. He dined with the Queen, ; who have no respect, love or com which persistenly refused to draw. I who was then a young girl, where mon feeling for the people, seems to The fire in his cigar gradually dwin- his superior grace of manners, fine me a great and important problem, died out and the lean man sorrow- conversational powers and witti- In Europe princes. king3 and per- .-i, , ci. ,ji. 3 . . ... c . i.i .i : iuny DUt careiuny laiu n away iu hia vest Docket for future reference. Turning around to a party of friends who were sitting near him he said: " Beys, have you ever heard 'The Tale of tbe Shirt?' No? Well now that is one of the most peculiar pranks that politics ever played upon Illinois. In 'S4 a district con- veution was held in Peoria to elect delegates to the Democratic Nation al Convention. Among the meu who tried to be sent to the Peoria convention was S. Corning Judd. He was defeated, as usual but he came down nevertheless to see the boys have their fun. Now, among the delegates were Mike Corcoran, and his chum and bosom friend Bad Jim ' Connorton. Mike is a comic-looking fellow. He is about twice as wide as he u high and he loves a good time better thau any body I know. Mike and 4 Pad Jim' roomed together. Theni 'l.i before the convention ' Bad Jim ' came io full of fun and some other thing3 that vou lake out of a bottle. He saw the peaceful Mike sleeping and the spirit of mischief entered him. " On a chair was Mike's shirt. It was undoutediy the biggest shirt in Peoria. Carefully opening the win dow, he dropped the undergarment to the ground, and his delight was somewhat intensified when he saw a passing tramp disappear with it in the darkness. Closing the window be put out the light aud got into bed. You can just believe that there was a howl when Corcoran awoke in the morning and couldn't find his shirt, for, as a true disciple of Jeffersonian simplicity, he had only one with him. " Bad Jim " and four bell boys scoured the town after a shirt that would fit him, but ail in vain. In the meanwhile the time for the meeting of the convention was draw ing mgn. lo make a long story short. Corcoran gave Judd his proxy began to look about him for a man ta succeed Postmaster Palmer at Chicago he lit upon Judd. I don't know what ' Bad Jim ' has bagged out of this deal, but he ought to have aomethi-ig, for if he hadn't thrown Corcoran s shirt out of the window Judd would never have been where he is now. That, gen tlemen, is my tale f a shirt. ' " AVIiat Corsets Have Dune. " Take off your corset ! " I he.ir a howl of dismay. " Oh, we can't live without corsets ! We should fall to pieces? " " I can't hold myself up an hour without corsets !'' ' I always have euch a pain in my side when I lay aside mv cor set ! " My dear, do you see what a severe accusation vou bring against this c article yourselves? Wearing corsets ! has so enfeebled your muscles that J .U .. 1 C . Tf k , J bJJ to the laws of Hiru who made ,t ... , . . " " " , "rr.t ears oiu, tail, mout, r I uctrriupcu, - , , ' . , who has never worn corsets or heels, needing no bones to keep it in posi tion except her own. 1 suppose you cannot undo whol ly what the ys-ars of idle, foolish .' 1 i L . lorlue 'ave . me .or jou, oUl you can have a better future if vou will , - . ... .,. ,- ... .... : i v ,IU" l" ".e a liiuunai uc- iiiL's. ou aim uuv some 01 luese , , . , - , wen-inane, new-iusiuoueu waists, with buttons to hold up vour heavv, i - i .i i .: u "eg sk.us , ouy toem o.g e.,ouB, so iiifii you can oraw me loneei i breath vour squeezed and disabied lungs will allow, after the waist is i burst ; so loose that you can lift your 1 nrm iiliiivp vnnr hMnit etisilv- if vonr side or back aches, lie down; rub your flabby flesh every day with a t -T-.L . . . 1 roun c"nn wrun? oulu , aDU waler ' draw. breath in as far as can an1 breathe it outslowly as ou ca" ry time the clock strikes. How New ZealanUera Tame I lie Horse As everybody knows, Mr. Rarey's system of taming vicious horses con sisted mainly in throwing them down on the ground and keeping ttiAam (h(.rA 1 , xr n-.(i(ina n f atranc Trio vwra hava a mnrh" .im- pier Thev and more effectual method, simply decoy a wild horse into n swamp until alibis legs are securely embedded in it. They then proceed to "gentle" him. Well may the author say " Rarey's plan i a Tr II I hit tr tlu'd f TKcro ta?A n r , swingirig about to hurt any one; if m k.tt.. k;3 b,oj Al. eiti bUUlU AAVl tj UUlICi AJ JO U'.UU on the ground . the very babie8 ,., ,-,,. ui, ,r... vfuiu uiuif vij uia vat,a v? iiu Lvrj, itrvk r j .) , ,-: Ih-m..!- of th or,nnrinr,5- u - tv. v,;m .s ty. 44 The women sat on him, tbe men got astride him, and then put a little log under his tail. " 44 The women shook their dresses in his face. " Best of all, when the horse was dug out, he was quite tame. The New Zealander Maori woman. However ueais tuis ueriuruiauce wuu , .Pl t l. i . . l : r . :.v uvt a Lie .uauii nuiuau wuu has taken toeuckleayoung pig as a' substitute for her lost baby aiscov- ers that the animal is so cleanly in its habits that it can be keptia a drawing room, so tractable that it ; will walk about a flower garden without stepping on a border, and js clever that it can be taught to j ; beat its mistress at a game of cards." this story of 44 a young pig " is i true we a3a sily believe every-1 thing else in the book : and the story ! has learned " very slowly, very re- luctantly, but very surely, to bow- only to the unanswerable logic of. facta. " i era He Polled the President Oat of Bed. While his father was President young John Van Bureu visited Eng- ; land. and. as on of the President ol the United States, received great at - . cistus maue mm 10 appear to oeuer advantage than tbe titled ilunkevs who were around her Majesty. Hejtion, happiness and refine ment of attended one of the balls at bucking-1 the people around them, whereas in ham Palace and danced with her, i this country they act selfishly, and and the story wa told that her Ma-i they are, or appear io be, entirely jesty became very sweet on him. It ! indifferent to the suffering at their was this incident that gave him the doors As to your hint of an irn cognomen of "Prince John." There pending rising among the people, was another story in, circulation personally I have nothing to fear, about him which illustrates his want Almost all my means are in my of special reverence for his father, i factories, and I will always be in the Tbe old gentleman and Jjbn had a ' front rank of those who love the habit of lyins in bed late in the j people, and shall do all in ray power morning. Finally one day the for-' to check them in any madness that mer said to his sou that a reform bad or ambitious leaders mar ad must be instituted that both must j vocate. rise earlier. The hopeful agreed, and i I hold tbat labor's remedy is in suggested that the first one who got j the ballot It now has a power up should go to the room of the ; stronger than armies or navies. By other and pull him out of bed. This! means of it the working classes can was agreed to. John was out all the ' so wield the machinery ot legislation following night on a "bum" and did not reach home till the next morn - nng about o o clock, lie went toinition. 1 will never willirly enter his father's room for the purpose of pulling him out of bed. The old gentleman protested against being disturbed, saying that he had nottguide this rising tide. For any up- J theatres ; that made me think how had sufficient sleep. "Look here, j rising, even if successful, would be j easy it would be for one of them ac governor, it was your own propo-i- J of no benefit to the people unless it j tors to put up such a job. Well.the tion that we should institute a re- was directed by capable leaders t first lot I tackled was on a big farm form in regard to lying in bed so j Destroy all the wealth and capital of i up the North river. I got a piece of late. Here I am at your tequest : the country and you would spread j blue pencil, made an anchor on my and you won't fulfill your part ot i financial ruin, deprive labor of em- wrist, and put their name under it. the agreement Remember, the one ployment, and in six months siarva who got up first was to pull the oth- j tion would stare 50,i )00,UOO people in er out of bed. So now get up or I the face. When time brought its I'll pull you out" Tell it not ia j Gath ! This voung scamp made the ! I'resident ot tne Lniteii istates get up in spite ot himself. Alter seeing the old gentleman dress himstlf, the young scamp sneaked t his own room and was soon in bed asleep. The story got out by John telling it on hit father to a lot o.' boon compan ions. John afterward became a fa mous lawyer and polilican. He was one of the most eloqemt speakers I ever heard. He Was Divorced. "Good mornin', Marse Dick," said Aaron Morse, as he stepped into the store of Richard Kelly, down in Mississippi, and 'doffed his hat, holding it in his hands behind him. "Good morning, Aaron, What can I do for you this morning?'1 said Mr. Kelly. "Da'se got me agin, Marse Dick." "Who's got you?" "Der gran' gurer." "What have you been doing?" "Nuffin, Marse Dick." "You must have done something wrong. Aaron, or the grand jury cer tainlv would not have indicted you." "Fo' God. Marse Dick, I hain't done nuffin'." "Well, what do they,say you have done?" "Da 'scuse me of compromising wi'd a hog." "I knew you had been at some devilment, Aaron. You've been stealing a hog. and if you are con victed the court will divorce you from your wife for two years and send you to the penitentiary." "Hit will?" "Yes." "I golly, Marse Dick, dat's good." "What! going to the penitentiary for two years good V "Not that part so much, but der udder part, dat what tickle me. "What part?" "Gittiu dat deforcement from the old ooman dat what please dis nig ger." "Then, I understand that you are willing to serve two years in the penitentiary to get rid ot your wife?" "Dat's der conclusion of hit, for er ooman dat don't take no intrust in her husband, and don't do nuffin fer he's sport, a forces him to skar mish in der woods for rashuns got no business wid er husband." Aaron was tried the following week and the judge gave him four, instead cf two years, and now he wants his wile to sell her two cows to pay a lawyer to appeal his case to the Supreme Court. But she rather likes the divorce herself, es pecially as it costs her nothing. Dell.er Va from Gamblers. Washington, March 22. The Chaplain of the House made a pray er to-day which attracted general attention. He said : We beseech Thee, Almighty God, help the people of his country to learn that money gained otherwise than as Thou commandest by the sweat of the face, as the fair and honest wage of honorable, manly work of brain or hand, is gained by theft, no matter how we name the stealing ; the money is never con verted into wealth unless it ceases to be the pander of our lusts and lifts us above the level of the ani mal lifting us to tbe graces of life, elevating our hearts to manly aspi rations ; making us kindly with our kind, patient to God's laws and rev erent to ourselves. Rid the land, we beseech Thee, oi all gamesters, whether they gamble with dice or cards, or chips, or with wheat or stocks, or corn or cotton. Deliver us from the influence and power of robbers, who, enticing their victims to boards oi trade and stoca changes and bucket shops, name their practices of plunder "shearing j the lambs." Enlighten eur intelli- gence with -Thy truth ; sweeten and jig to leave sufficient of it to escape i deepen our humanity with Thy j injury if the stump does not heal fa- i j0ve; quicken our piety with Thy j vorably, and the joint next to the j i sDirit. and mar Jesus Christ become; rut slnucriia off- thia hows-vcr ,.! more and more the master and ruler ' of our uvea ana cnaraciers ana ,i . thoughts. We pray through His hallowed name. Amen, The delivery of this prayer was attentively listened to and "caused quite a sensation among the mem- bers. On motion of Mr. Butter- printed in the Congressional Record. ' ' Old rounders Tbe hands of the clock. ; c q WHOLE NO. 1S1I. Iiorilard on Labor. The danger to the people by the accumulation of the enormous for- tunes of the present day, and the : fact of their being owned by persons sons oi great weaim use ineir means ; in a thousand ways for the gratihca- j a? to give them all they can ask for irn iustice. I have no political am ! into political life unless sortie npris- ; ing or connected action on the part of labor makes it mv dutT to try to remedy, we would be the subjects of a modern Bonaparte or C;i sar. If I should evt-r be tempted to take a part in public affairs, it should be simply as a friend of the people. I want no office and should accept nothing; but I should like to see labor organized iu such a manner as I could easily suggest, with labor lodges organized on the principle of benevolent associations, and so thoroughly knit together that tbey would act as one man, and thus make their views respected and their influence felt politically at the election bv their ballots. North American Reciew. The New Style In Women. The super-sentimental, highly es thetic, spare limbed and thin chest ed young woman has had her day. She has been laid on the shelf beside the listless German-dancirjg, cane sucking billiard-playing youth whose biceps are smaller than those of a wel'-developed 10-year-old boy, and whose rectur femorus cannot be discovered upon cloe anatomical examination. It is impossible to account for the morbid taste which only a few years ago made it so fash ionable for a maiden to be lank, pale and we believe the wor-1 "interest ing," was always use-d in describing her. The human mind cannot in vent a satisfactory explanation of why a languid. dyspeptic girl should have been considered mere interest ing than one with strong limbs, full chest, plump cheek painted a bright red by a healthful circulation, und brigtt eyes ; but it U a 'xelancholy fact that she was so regarded, and girls who had the misfortune to be well-developed and in vigorous health had to take to vinegar and slate pencils in order to undo the work of God to fit the latest fashion of man woman rather. Happily, this idiocy, which, we regret to say, was purely American in its origin, is almost cured. For a wonder, it is now the fashion fur women to he as healthy as she can. Fresh air is ad mitted to be a good thing for the complexion ; no one disputes that a girl who is not an invalid can walk five miles a day without dying of fa tigue, and an hour's canter on a good horse is recommended as more help ful pastime than lying abed or read ing French novels. 1 he new style in wonr.en has notj arrived a bit too soon. Amerioan i r Ulfu w" e, Eating io peaworwiiese iot, sprimiy eaougn in intellect perhaps too sprightly but painful ly deficient in bodily development and health. But thy were not en tirely to blame. Degenerate man seemed to like tiiem that way pos sibly because he was in the same fix himself. To the credit of woman be it said that sne would rather be j road ,icket Well. I did the errand, round-limbe.1 strong of chest, fair j waited a pood wbi9j DO an.wer of cheeu and bright of eye: and it is ; canJCi acd then I tumbled to it I a . Lntabie t-ct that as soon as thej Yes, sir, just as you say. I was paid rising male generation took to ath- jllke tne organ-grinder?, to go away ! ..v. ..vt ....u.,i.s uH gc.,r.wv ,e,o ini-L .......... I , .. i. t..n.l ,V.. the yiris procuptiy good example. Management of Y'ounjj Lambs. ti... .t l.i, . docked, and the male, emasculated. ! rn-orter had to compromise on call the easier the operations may be per- "va f'.1 dtzerat a Broadway drug r i w i i ii. l i store before food-oy could be said. formed. e. have twen in the hab- , . 3 4-"4"" c .i i.i n , Aetc lore Inbune. it of going through the nock once a week with a pair ot sharp sheep ! shears, and clipping the tails andj castrating by ine sing'e clip. Thej lamb is heid under the left arm. and the skin of the Liil is slir.ne.l m to- ward the root with the nijL-rsnf thi;r a P11. wheelbarrow or a set of hand; .the tail is then clipped ofl with the shears. A pinch of pow dered blue-stone (sulpnatt of cop per), is put on the wound, acd the wool is drawn down ai.d matted to gether with the little blood that es capes. Aotning more: is reuuirrd ex-igudthe wound hea eala auicklv the i lamb evincing no indictttiots of suf- fering. It is best to cut the tail i about two inches from the root so i lv li.ii.iieiiH if thfhe- irx r r-Wn - . ' . . and at the same time sharp. A turnpike tender down South be- came enamored of a young woman who otten passed over his road, but: he never toiled his iove. Mmseii to roller-skating, because "thtre is less danger ofgoinz through and it is cot so expensive to the. icemen." ' i The Tramp New Scheme. "I 'spose you don't remember me," said a man in the park as he came up and grasped a reporter by the hand. The voice was faintly famil iar and the speak r, who was deceot- ly dresaed, though evidently not par ticular about harmonious colors or i perfect fit had a slouchy movement son he had met The man smiled and drawled out, UI thought you wouldn't know me; don't you re member a couple of winters ago when you'd be cousin' out of that printin office over there, how you used to stop me and 'buz me about what you called the neble army of tramps ? I don't forget you sir, for when you'd get through talkin' you'd put up for cofl'-e and cakes, aud more than once tor lodgin. I'd be ' real glad if you'd wo and have a schooner or cigar or suthiu' with me. ; I in fixed, said he. pulling out a j haudful of coin and bills, "and would like to set em op." The reporter declined, but upon calling to mind lh emaciated, di lapidated tramp he had once known was foretd to inquire how so mark ed a change of condition had come i about. "Well, said he, if you won't give it away I'll tell you though I don't care if you do, for I am going west on the same lay. For the past two years I have been working the fam ily gatherings those folks you know, who advertise for everybody of their name to meet at some one place to chin about themselves. "You see, one day last summer I was killing time reading a newspa per I found, when I run across on 3 of these meetings. Well, it must have been must have been what is it that gives them poets a steer ?' "Inspiration?' suggested the re porter. "Yes that's it it must have been that for all of a sudden something said : 'That's th racket tor you, my t ooy, go rnaso believe you are one oi the gang!' You see, before I go way i down where I was when vou first , saw me I used to Vupe' around so as to look like India in you know. I had on a sailor'sblue flan nel shirt when I went on the igrounds. There I told them I bad always followed the sea, and bad bard luck; had read about the meetin and come to see if I knew anybody of my name. "Well, they're always jolly and free at these places ; so they asked me to rest myself, and raised me some better clothes than I had on: after tbat we bad some bully grub. I walked around and answered questions a.s well as 1 could. Now and then, when no one was lookin' some good old maid would come up, unlock her satchel, and slip a dol lar or two in my hand. I've been goin' from one place to snother, summer and fall, ever since. I keep the run of 'em by the papers and what I hear around, and I get plenty of good dads and lota of cash. I play tho sailor dodge 'most aiw-tys. Sometimes I fix up, but it isn't a good way, for they expect you too chin to much. "Say, if ever you go on this rack et let me give you the straight lip, don't be fresh, don't talk more'nyou can help ; let them do the chinnin.' I made a mistake that way where I was last week. I was gettm' along-first-rate ; been there two days. At lunch under the trees the last after noon an old lady squinted at me through her specs for a long while, and then said 1 put her in mind of 'Ike,' who went west some years ago to see some cousins who were not known out this way. Well, I was fool enough to say I belonged to the western branch, as they called it, and remembered 'Ike.' That settled it ; they all soured on me at once, and I found out that the western blocks had got 'Ike' a drinking and gambiin', and that branch of the family was looked at as N. C. So, I didn't get a rake that time. 'Another thiug; don't take in any folks with long, highfalutin' names, with de or van to 'em ; they general ly have their families down tine and you'll get left sure ; better go for the Smiths, Thompsons or Browns. " One time 4 down east though, I struck a swell crowd and got a good stake when I though I'd no show at all. A big chap with diamond studs saw me and asked me 'what I was doin " there ! I gave him a ghost story about looking for mr relations. And I'm blamed if he didn't shake hands with me and said he'd help me look 'em up. Then he took me a little to one side jana asked mt if Id lo him a favor? j tt - ...i he'd left Boston without sending au important telegram, didn't like to leave the party, would I oblige him by goin' to Boston, sendin' the telegram, and waitin' for an answer ? 4 Wait ' said he, ' if it takes you ail day. ' He handed ma a tarantrtoili, KIM on1 a roil. Kut dor, t you ,ee even that bet3 . - . . iununcu "lt,ci.ltirit linnfert rnm frotlrir.eh counter, like in old timet, eh ? " But come, " and here the tramp so earnestly urged the acceptance of toe nospuaoie "scnooner, mat me Advice. Remember, my son, you have to work. Whether you handle a hoe books, digging ditches or editing a paper, ringing an auction bell or writing funny things, yon must work. If you look around, my son, yon will see the men who are the most able to live the rest of their days without work are the men who wcrk tbe hardest. Don't be afraid 'f killing yourselfwithoverwork.lt li beyond 7oar power to do that on the sunny side of thirty. Thev die sometimes, but it's because tbey quit wor: at P- m-, and don't get home nntil 2 M- It's the interval that kills, my son The work eive3 vou anappetiteforyourmeals.it lend ; 1-1:. . 1 1 .- isouuuj u jour siumoers, n tnves i you a perfect acd grateful appreci- jation ol a holiday. There are yon eg men who do net work,my son, bat tne woria is not proua oi wem. It does not know their names, even ; it simply speaks of them as old So acd so's boya. Nobody cares for them ; the great busy world doesn't know that they are there. 'out what you want to be So find acd do, my eon, acd take off your coat and create a dust in the world. BurdeUe.