XASBV. Mr. Naabjr Elfi" ' ,he Singular UirK oft tie PrmitlcnC CoNFEDEHIT X RoADS, ( ich is iu the bute of Kentucky,) February 2-", 1S5-G. I bed a C(nversghen with irorn inent Ditntkraiic oiarmft-r uv L-ioi:--ville, rtfartlin tlte extraordinary slmriiis OV the President iu cleauiu out tie Rppublik-u ra-.kln, wich htv bio futteuin on the publick offices fur 21 jeare aud uutun in ther pla ces honest patrioU like meself. Sm be: "Yoo don't know what a accwt talesman Grover Cleveland is. He ig i.laviu it low down on the Re P'jVJickins, for Le intends to keep tne government in the hands uv the Ouiiocrisy, wich is hisself, fur ever. 44 To wich Dimocriey do you re fer ?' Iaeked. , . The Dimocriey ut wich he is the exponent. His pulisy is to disinte grate the Repubhkin party, and de stroy iten'irelj. To this end he is reta-.nin in offis the heft uv the Re pubiikin oflis holders, wich is rooin ti our enemies. The Republskius wich is in offis urn the most active workers in the Republikiu party. It is them wich rallies to the pole, w ich votes early and often, and wich Inn.: in the agid aud iufirm It is theia wich bleeves in the importance uv one vote, and wich pjs lur brars biadri ai.d sicli. X.iw, no R. publi kia )hii bolder wich is contiunered by Cleveland kin, with any decen cy, rally to the pubs or bring id tne a.'.d and infirm agiu him or his ad-miui-irachen. Tney won't be act ive, to t-av the len-' A ben set tin coiuforlably on its nest is quitt and C intent chop that hen's liead off and it flop furiously and spirts blood in yoor f.ice. The Republi ken oliis bolder is ascltin hen. This cour-e knocks out uv active wctk tiou-iands ot i-lns men, and a cer tain per cei t. uv em will vote with the l);:incriJ, to hold their places. I hhoodeut wonder ef he shnod de cide to appoint riothin but R-publi- kins to oiiu, in order to weaken the t-nemv. 1 you m;k ? ' l" fho xl "iv I did,"' I replied. " B-Jt in the iiieeuiiuje wat is to be-cj-.uk of me? Wat yoT.-; wuz it fur me to r;iiiy t loe poles, and vole earlv a'ui often to elect (Jrnver Cievel-iii l, ef I don't pit the offis I h?v t.io ii .ruin fur fur 24 veers ? Wat jro.jd Dimekratic aduiinintra-hen run bv Repultlikens? Wat better on um I then ti tho Blane bed bin tlecitd ? But (to on. My pashenre is not (juite rirushaUKtid." "Th-n to further weekin the Re pulihkin party and take the wind entirely out uv ther sales, he perpos ? to ad -ipt trier polisy. He is ma kin a vi,:rus ihe fur civil servis re form, he is opposed to any spfehl tinkeriu with the tariff, and be is everlastingly down on repoodisshun and all that, nnd ef ther is a Repu'n likin noslieu that he hezn't adoptid I don't jist know it Yoo kin easi ly see bow it wetkins the Republi kins to adopt their policy ! It knocks em out uv ,he ring, becoz, yoo see, tiiey hevn't any ishoos." I see," . replied, "but wat be. comes of Diruocri.-y ? It is jist the same in thistz it is in the matter uv offices. Ef we are agoin to do all hat Blane would bev done, why in blazes didn't we elect Rlane? Then at is becorn uv them Iimo crats which reely do i!e"ve in the distinctive principles uv Dimocriey? Ther are Dimocrats wich bev no ehrns uv their own. Ther are mots bar wich votid for J no, and to them Dimocrisv meens suthin. I am free to say that ef the President niil eive me the offis wicli I am en entitled to that I don't keer a dam wat lie asks me to believe. I am in the ftere and ya'br leef, subt-iiitenre is rwicessary to uie. It don't make much difference wat 1 bleeve durin the few remainin jee s I bev to stuv Gild the pill with post offn nd I'll wn!ler it, no matter whs' it ;s. When I went into the file nt veer there wai inscnlwd onto my banner the two l's under wlii:li I bev aliuz fot, Pkixciptks and I'ltOVKXKKR. 1 ain't so partikeh-r ez to Principles, but I must bev tiie Provender. The conshence may be stilled, but the (tumick never. Principles won't live a man the Praceriu the mornin or the S.iother at nil. Principles won't pay B.iscom or mr.ke yoo solid at hi bar. 1 will take em both to gether, iiut ef I kin only bev w uu it must bp the latter. " But when you ask me to turn a flip-dap into Repuolikinistu and not h v the po-t oflis, my stumick re bels. That is too much. With the kentry run on Republikin prinsi plis and the oflises filled with lie pul'likens, I don't see wat the Dim ocriey bev niade. It isn't the fast I sposed I wuz goin to sot down to, jinvhow." The discusha closed with this. I feel all that I sed. I'm blesed ef I'm poin to swaller Republikinitu and I.ubbfH'k, the nirtr.fcr postmaster, both. Ef the President wants me to fuller him into the Reput'likin camp under the Dimekratio fl.c, I must te put somewhere in the viscinity wv the bacH?. I don't carry a muket solely fur the tienefit uv the general comimndin. I want 6ome uv the plunder myself. PtTRJI.EL'M V. NasKV. (Rebelyus.) A Do; Who tadersianils 'Em. The other morning a boy about 14 years of age knocked at the door of a house on (irush street and asked the woman if she didn't want the enow cleaned off the walk. "Hovmnchr she cautiously in quired. "Thirty cents." l won't pay it If yo want to do the work for 10 cents you caa go ahead." He leaned on the handle of his enow shovel and looked thoughtful, and she finally queried: "Well, what do you eay ?" "It's just a that woman around the corner told me," he replied. "I ehoveled off her enow and she pave me 50 cents. I told her I was com ing to ak you, and she said" -I docV know her. What busi ness is it to ber.' -Yes, but" "Wbatdid sheeAy?" "She eaid I'd get left. She said that any woman who wore a plush sacque and passed it oS to a three-ibutaired-dollar sealskin would be nea enough to go out eights and shovel her own snow." "Bjy," whispered the woaian as slie turned white clear around lier neck. "I waut you to clean off the 8now. When you are through I'll .give you a silver dollar, and I want you to go around acd tell that wo 'tt&n that any one who buys and wers dollar jewelry and ourteen .sbilKng shoes hasnt got eise nouU to fall off a hnhtailed carT' It shows great family affection when a man continues to draw his pension several years after his death, i ! LaVASBYILLE liTIBAIT SOCICTT. ! The grandest and best lkerary eo icietv that was ever teld in the vi kiuity of Lavansville, was held at ; the school house there on February ; 22, 1SS6. It consisted of two ses eions, the first beginning at 1 o'clock p M, with C. F. Livengood as Presi dent pro Um. The society opened i with iuue c entitled I Am Listen ling," after which the following effi jcers were elected': President, C. F. Livengood ; Vice 'President, E. H. Horner; Secretary, IJ. D. Meiers; (responding Secre tary, . A. w hitlurd. The President then addressed the audience in a few brief but appro priate remarks. He stated that the object of a literary society is to ele vate society, aDd to give literary culture and training to the rising generation. The address was followed by dec lamations from the following per sons : Albert Hensel, Jennie Dum bauld. William Dickey and F. D. The President then appointed L. H. Homer and A. A. Streng as Q Je ry Managers, and alter the discussion of several interesting queries Aloert Hensel, Ed. Ankeny aud Jennie Duuibauld favored the audience with select reading. Question for discussion, " Which is the more useful, the sewing ma chine or the mowing machine?" was opened bv W. A. Barron, followed by J. D. Meyer. Both parlies claim ed that t!ie mowing machine is the most useful inventiou After the discussion the audience was favored with a fine selection ot inetrumental music, by C. S. Grego ry. Prof. J. A. lierkey, of the Som erset school was then introduced aud spoke to the Society on " Wash iriL'lon's Birthday as h Holiday," which was followed by impromptu sneaking, participated in by F. I). ' Baker, C. F. Fregory, .1. L. Tayman, (A. A. Streng. J. D. Meyers. W. A. j Barron, and E. H. Homer, j F. G. Young, J. D. Meyers and W. I A. Whitford were appointed a cum j oiittee to draft a programme for the 'evening session. Alter a short iri jtermission the Society opened by i music. " I long to be there," by dii j fercnt membeis of the society. Alter the oiscussion ol a lew in ! teresling queries, the following ques Uion lor discussion was read: ' Which has the most right to com plain of ill-treatment the white man, imliin or negro?" A cou: milte of five was aunoiuted to decide the question, anl afier discussion, they voted as follows : F.ir the white m n 2, indi-iii 1, and i.egro 2. j After mu-ic. the society adjourned 1 to meet at 7 P. M. The evening session was called to 'order pursuant to adjournment, and opened with music by the Lavaus yiile Cornet Band. A solo entitled " Handwriting on the Wall," was sung by C. F. Gre gory, after which trie Secretary read the minutes cf the afternoon ession. Select reading by A. E. Hensel, Win. R. ilennel, and F. G. Young. Reference question-Which makes the better soiuier, an educated man or an uneducated in in ? opened bv J. H. Crist and further d sussed, by Porf. C 0. Streng, II. t. Barron and J. D. M-yers. Dialogue H. L Taymsn, A. A Streng, and F. G Young, which was very entertaining. Music by the L. C. B. The query manager here read a few queries, i.fter which a reference question was taken up. "Should we baie compulsory education in Pennsylvania?'' opened by J. D. Meyi r who took a strong imld, fa vorable to a compulsory education. Prof C. C. Streng arose and made a few remark, endorsing what was said by J. D Meers. Music Poco's daughter" bv members of the 8'icieiy. Declamation by Marv Tavmm. Selert oration by C. F Livengrod, entitled The memory of Washing ton," which was verv appropriate. Mu-io by the L C. B. Question for debate. Resolved Tb it parents do an injustice to their children by laboring to leave them a fortune. The affirmative was dis cussed bv H. F. Barron, F G Young F. G. Biker, and W. A. Wbitf-rd ; the negative by E H. Horner, J. D Meyers, Prof. C. C. Streng. and A A. Streng. The judges appointed were C. F. Greg( ry, W. A. Barron and A. G. Yutzy, .iho decided as follows: Affiirmative, 1 ; Negative, 2 The question was here opened for gener al debate, and was briefly discussed by Prof, Streng.. Music. "Is my name written there," by the society. Dialogue F. G. Young. Chas. Streng, Henry Hensel, and Samuel Frtedline. Music by the L. C. li. The society adj turned nine die. The exercis-s of both sessions ap peared to be highly appreciated by the audience. Good order was maintained bv the President Much credit is due to the Layans- vUJe Cornet Rind for their ns-i.tanep and alio to the teachers and pupils ollt . lo,dv is euiue to suffer eX- of .i.lioinin Keh.xd- A I t th 5 . " g j J r j j oi aojoininj; schools. Al-o to the ee-it tlx- i l;amst, ttrid the frauds, and u.Ar im.,n .iw. ci,a !.... ' . ' , t resptinBii-i-ilies restsJ ; als ) to lhei,,verv !)e ol them that is found. audience for their kind tltention ; I in short we cin onntulats a.I on the success .if th-f sosietv. j V. A. W BiTPonn, j Cor. Secretary. - A Miser Hidden XVl(h 1 falsification, and of fraud in this NoRRisTivr.i, Feb. 24 The raiser .country, it is d.dng a prand moral hermit, Henry J-.hnsou, was buried i in-befit t- the balance of the commu yesterday. He lived surrounded by ; Dity . Chicago Inter-Oiean. jilenty, but died a miserable death. ' -. Hi barns were filled with urain i which Le stored rather than sell. In i . fn' the rooms o his house (he lived alone) were found piles of kindling wood, nlthough the mier never had a fire for warminz iurpoe in the lust ten years. After th funer. yesterday a can containing f I6U0 was found in the cellar, and it is thought that more money will be found about the pJsce. The body was in such a Btate of decomposi tion that during the funef! cere monies it bad to be left outside of the to use. ffo Iacco for Baarments. Chambersbcrq, Feb. 23. Jude Rowe made quite a revolu'ioi in the license question to-day. He has or dered landlord of all hotels whose bars are in the basement to removs them to the first floor within the next thirty days or he will reuse li censee, la the cases of several uo derground resuuranta license was refused. Haaetl Haairia a Cburobyur. Phemivillk, Feb. 25. Patrick Geary, an aged citizen of this place, committed suicide this morning by hanging. He went to the Btptiet Churchyard at 6 o'clock and used a piece f clothesline. He bad made an attempt w drown himself a few aays ago. Geary vat mind. Tiag in t'iace ol Carpeta. Bef re another twenty years shall have passed awav w venture to pre- did that ther "will ecircelv be a room in the city which will be cov - ered lrom end to eud and side to side with thick, impenetrable car - pet. Apart lrom all fashion and all tueorv, it will be recognized as a fact that health den ands movable Door coverings, or, failing these, coverings which can tie cleansed dailv. The ancients understood thi perfectly, SK.-rates waxed eloouent in describ- 1 . . iusr wuat a bouse should le, diii needfi i air and sunshine and clean - Jine-s were for health, and lmattna- itn.n a n uti the interiors oi tiiav - r . I. a 1 tiiue witn their mosaic pavements and the absence of all that would bave harbored dust, and in doing so disease. The luxurious Dative of the Eist, the inventor of carpets, never even in his must indolent mo ment conceived the possibility of saving himself the trouble of6baking his carpet by fixing it to the floor, and altnough we cannot credit him W illi an? exalted ideas of cleanliness in his domestic arrangements, we mnst at least coucele that he show ed a good deal of common sense in this respect. Tweuty -five years ago physicians began to enter a prute-l against the enervation of modern homes; thence they passed to detail ; the more en lightened entered upon a sort of cru sade sgainst floor-covering, and de flared that infectious diseases were harbored in the woolen hangings and carpets of their well-to-do pa tients quite as surely as amid the sq ialor and fiith of overcrowded al leys. People no longer sleep (at lea-t sensible people do not) in f mr ! post bedsteads, wnh woolen curtains I drawn closely around them ; they are even recognizing the desirability of leaving their windows unincum bered will) voluminous folds ot vel vet and of rep and going a stai;e fur tbev are Im t i iiiiiiti to realize ttiat floors and their coverings are im portant factors iu the question of hygiene. Bdgs are certainly free from many of the most serious objections to car pets, even when tiiey are fixed Upon the floor, which in our estimation they never ousjhl to be, It is po:si hie to wash well nil around them, to remove tiie dust from the corners of the room, and even under the edges of the ruu itself. But such a condi tion of affairs is still I r from satis factory. Tuere is always more or less dirt about a stationary c irpet, in a.y room that is much lived in, and the best housemaids iu the world cannot rid an immovable rug of dust as readily ori the floor a they could n!J it. Carpets ought, a a m itter ol health, to be taken uo once a week, laid over a line and thoroughly beat en, but where is the household where this rule is enforced ? The growing conviction of the su periority of rugs to carjiets is shown in t e newest houses, in many of which the floors are expressly ar ranged with suiined borders, a par quet flooring, which it is possible to to leave entirely uncovered. What a boon this is to persons of small means! Nothing eats into a small enua of money for house-furnishing more disastrously than a carpet. It is useless to buy a cheap one ; cheap carpets are never nf any use, and tne price of a good one is a formidable consideration. This is another ar gument in favor of rugs cheap rugs wear a great deal better than cheap carpets, for the obvious reason that they are not pulled and strained in every direction, and are only su-j-cted to limited wear and tear. N. Y. Time Siu Jones' Fellow Ilevi.aliut. I have been a iicwspaper man for twelve years, and there is no pro fessionin this coutitry where a man tiels to have a belter idea of what things are of good repute and of had repule than the boys in a newspaper fli.-e who serve as newspaper itorters. I know them. 1 know their truth. I know their inUfrnty. I know their intentions. I knov the purity of their motives. I know the reason they do what they do. 1 know why lln-y probe into human character, and men's reputations aud men's affairs, and publish them broadcast before the eyes of man kind, and to the knowledge of ail the world, and every true aud right eous man knows why they do it. No man whose character is pure, whose character is true, whose character is honest, whose character is jusi, and whose dealings with his fellow-men are dealings which God and His ac ;;els will commend, is afraid of all the newspaper press in America. The newspapfr reporters are the best detective force in the country louay. ,y iiaie i-ren.u j-re.u ra-ca.s to jjsuce. They have pu.ic- j tured more shams and hypocractes iu this country thau ail other ii.flu,- ences combined, aud so far as 1 am I concerneu, i say take the bridles t,l them, ami lit tliem I'O- I hem ! Let them ! , I... I., i... .1 ...-iY.. every one of them that is spelled, VvTy one 0f them that is shown uo, (.;(.ry one 0f thtn that is driven out (if his profession, every one of them t;lat j8 mil,j0 a by word among his lellow-men, and driven from bis lu- Jcrative practice of iniquity and of! Louis M. Alcott, cr; cf the w isest of women, has the following ij jjst conceruinj! the education of girls: " I cau only hope that with the new and freer idea now coming up, some of Un good old ways may also lie re stored, ftesiuv'l shown to age, sim ple dress, modekiy, ome-keeiing daughters learning frou goud moth ers their domestic arts, are ao ojucL. better than the too early frivolity and freedom so many girls now eo joy. The little daughter sent me by my dyin sister haseiveu me a renewed interest ic ;he education of girls, and a fresh aoxiei concern ing the sort of society they ar lq enter by and by. Health cooirt first, and early knowledge of truth, obedienuj and self-control ; then such necessary itssons as all must learn, and later, accomplish ments as taste and talent ietd her to desire a profession or trade to j ia.ll bacai upon in time of need that she may not be dependent or too proud to work for htr bread. Ex perience is the best teach-, and f goo waith, goou principles, and with cood education, any girl can make her owu way, a&d be the bra ver and better for ihe exertjoa and discipline." The censai olB.-.ial of th mnn. of unsound . try estimate our population at pres-lenttobeCO,000,000. Will Anjlblnjt Klso ray Better. ! We hear, occasionally the remark j ' made by some business men, and 1 ' by farmers who do not get ovtrl . thinking that money is worth eibtl j or ten per cent, to us in business, j ! when told that certain old larmersj ! are living and Udhng on farms j ! worlliay,S20l00, to earn f..r tt.em-1 selves a coupie oi uifiustnu eac i 'year, above excuses actually paid out, winch sum represents the earn- j it gs of the farmer, and interest on the capital invested that he bad ! l . it ... , 1 1 uciifrsfii a, in out mc uu : take bis comfort ou t!ie interes his money That course looks pau.-ild9 to many, and if a man is incapacitated by age, or worse infirmity lack t f knowing how to manage we will not defy the wisdom ol the advice. But given the head it took to gel sucii a farm, and that it is "level ' still, then the advice is poor. The fact that would confront suci a fanner now would be, that it he had tiis S2'),tAX) in bis farm, in his hand, that he would have cut loos from the be.st security for cap ital the world knows, and would fiud, that the next bet tii it carried with it entire security of investment, iu large sums, would be government bonds, or a picking up of small aud scattered investments iu mortg.ig'-s on firms at a little higher r.;le of interest than the Government pay, or, if in larger sums, or solid in vestments in mortgages oa city pro perty, then ucciiruing to its safety and solidity would come with it u low rate of interest, ."such invest ments now rarely need to beg for money if six per cent is off-red This wouid miikesuch a farmer's income S1.2J per annum, su j'Ct to taxation and rent uf heme to p iy for, unless he invested putt of hi capiu! to own one. It would un hinge trie occupation of his family, if be had one; and of himself, i" any event, aud give him a radical and in most case, we bel'-ve,fi pei I lexing Chang's tf tiie while thought- and purposes ot his life First, he would not nave the income at Iih command he had on the frni and instead of having the earning lops if his capital under his con trol, he has more anxiety about how others are using them, and more hard work in securing and changing inve-ts. than he had to do to manage the affairs of a farm. If he so iisi s it iu try bg to earn more interest than solid iuvcstmeuti af lord, than he does it ut addtd risk of losing it though speculation, or the speculation of those who agree to pay higher r.iles f--r tl e use of uion- ev. He thus i'ivoluntatil v becomes j a keen scented hunter of lame i financial "ducks," the, po-ses-mr of ihe homes of the "pi ived out." or unfortunate, fsoht wing such n meth od of using his capital, be tii'M either eiiSiiiall his d-.-irsj and en j v"meiits, or eat into the i-.pit.il. H e believe such a farmer had be ter keep the lam. A Kail. oad Mail Agein g .Mistake, A new mail agent entered upon his duties the other day on a Norn Pennsilvani i Uiiiro::d express train. He was practiced in the use if the patent maiM:t catcher, with which mail cars are equipped, but had not become fundi. ,r wiih the stations aud was onstantlv in the lookout. E-pyiun a bag suspended from a post a short distance ahead of the train, he o' the catcher into posi tion tid braced himself for securing thebi. As the train sped by the post, the hug was c iu'it ami drop ped intvi t'ne ctr. Picking it up, the mail ardent discovered that it ft as bottomless and empty. lie repnrt the mutter to the haeg iue iiL'ent, who saw iu an inst u tthe mail agei.t bad caught a canvass ho-e u.-ed fir fill ing the tender witu water. As the new agent is liable to catch up any- thlni alonj,' the line, pers ins would do w. 11 not to h mout their wash near the rail - ad. A Vrci'm !' Iljdroptiohia. Coi.UMBis, Ga, Ft b 23. A miu inecase of hydrophobia developed iu Girard today. The victim, Mr. Joshua Underwood, is one of ;he most popular men of the place. Last November he was bitten by a mad dot,', but ds time pansed nothing more was thought of it. Severed days ago one of the Underwood chil dren died. The father was suppos ed to ha suffering from nervous pros tration. He crew worse and to-day Dr. Gilbert, who whs called in, pro noum-ed the case one of hydropho bia. Underwood jjoes into a parox ysm every time water is off-red. The Case is beirii closelv watched. Tiie !.)( e.t Mormon Assault. Sait Lake CnY. Feb 23.-Five i8 .re UI,ur anst o.a!!V (-,f aU t s,JSj!):(,e v',lM Sl;W3 D.,t!i,.t Attl,rii(V j,,,.,,., i..t i',..,.i, r t VI tiTtl tt.t.rtt fit. ., ..r. ..I f! . .r.a , cannon; aosus v annoo, nephew c t- ' -.- " . ' S A. keni er. I ne indications point . ., rnH,r,,i .,,t , u-..lutt:ul ' ir to a niatu t( u p tot to assassin t u Mr, uiCKSon. aposiie ueonre lan non sent Mr. Dickson a mess ine to day expressing horror and detesta tion kt tho assault aud hoping he would believe l!) it i:e had nothing to do with it, or anything but con demnation for it. T-V-l .1 r si Attempt t Wtecu Train. I! ARKisBURG, Pa , Feb. 25. An at tempt was made to-nitrht t wreck the train on the lidding Railroad, which leaves here at 7:-VJ, Ties were placed on the track at ' Rutherford Station, three miles east ot here, ami when struck were dtivn under and up in to the machinery of the er. j.ne, causing it to stop The cars were crowded with people and con siderable excite&,e;ii j.revailed. No one was injured. !T JACOB! . i jk a .J- -- : ' - B E k H. I'M i!.KSrMx .vrA, -.-rte, .v.-.. ThlfflU'M ft. HIJ-II -i..HJi TI '!.'; TRADE MARK. aeuGH rr froin Opiat, J2mAic9 and Voisotu safe. ri'tii SURE. OCtS. PROMPT. afSJO m cBisus a. wiut ta, inmost, a a. 4 ForP mm mm Absolutely Pure. Tht Powiler neTerTrts. A m rvelu! irfr strenu'h and wholfsotneDe'S. M-ue e-unup ieal thai) ih or-Unir klmli" ml cn?.t le M II e-ifcpetitlon with the roulitiude o' low t. lou weWht, alum or phopha'e uowaerp. r.oid oa'y Cant. Hoval SiUin Powdkb Co., liSJ IV all !?T., K. li. A Pr etty Woman's Seor at. Fear of lii-srovf ry, when !ie rerts!' fa!s liiiir auj dyes, is a noiiivn of t!i.'i t;.ut auxiety to'her. Hie very utoii from ivboiii she most desires t. li U! tlx v rar.n of her i'iirnis are the en s iiai-t li:.. iy to mako tlio discovery. J tut tl'.ei.r U no re:i-oii vviiv she sliounl oit n-.'nin :.::. ri-r:iin u', tlio beauty of h:iir tlm! w:n li-.-r lii'itl'- ill vo:;th. Let her A Kit's Il.iut Kan:', iiii-.l. not only will li; r huir e.-a t; to S.tW 011!. lint a m-iv pnnvth -w i : I i - :ir where the sculp has bora demiil"i; end lieli thut am luruin? pray, or hae .-, -! ii:ii!y prown while, will return to tiwir ) ri-iiiie f.Tshms ami brilliance of cvbir. Avcu's IIaiu Vioou cures Hereditary Ealdness. Croni-r: M.iVF.n. Flntonic. Tezaivsa Ii.iM : t y ears of oe. as his enrosior !.-, f r sacral ' generations. '! l,o :k- of Hair Viook started s prow!h er tiif, iliwny liair nil over his sr:il, which k i.a becauic thick, long, Slid Vigorous. iiur li 9 Uv t a fljr, but, by healihful stimulation i f tie; mot reel color pluntis, steetliiy lvstorcs to its oi i:,-inul color hair tiiat ia Turning Cray. 5'r.s. C ATiiintXE I'F.AMrn, Toint K'-H:, Mil., hud bvr hair Middeii'y I'liNiehcil 1 fright, durin? tin? late 'I liitr. Aakk's "JIaiii VhiOit rcsioro.! it 1 i iis nauirtil color, nmi imatp it softer. ; :-i' i-. mill more nlmudunt lhan it hi! i.. ea In. fore. Ccap Diseases V'l:i. '.i esv.-c dn-ncps. brittl-.-ncw. and fitil ia f I lie le.ifr, dun-lrnlV, ilt liin'. an I :::n:o s-nre1!, arf? nil eiiieIv ctir.'d l-y A vi i: jllAiit Vioon. It cured Hi-sir.Mi'f l'iOYI. .Vh:ilC('poiil, of ill t;i. i- al;!. Itehiiift of tho Scalp; J. N. i--!!!. Jr.. (rcnqiin. IV'., of JSt'ald Stead: Mrs. 1. V. s. I.ovh.ai f. J.t.r.--h ';". ,'!.. of Totter Sores; Mi.s 1Tsii: II. llr.MOr. l:-'i!nytr., V'.. of N-idp Disease and Dirtidi-uit. Tor ;dity of 5!:e riK.;-i o' tie- hair, which, if li'-.-li-cted. mny re-nil In i:ieuni!!o b:i!d r.i'", is reaiii:v cured Iy Avkk's lialit mo:i. As A Toilet Lus-j.-y Avrr.'s IIaii: A'roon h w ro n;v:.:. is eolorl'--:--', -if:iiily, delihtftiiiv jier-fiinK-J. :unl hiis I'.;?. elTeot oi' ni::kil)n' the h::ir sofl, I ii:.ni, itii.l i;!o y. Aycr's Hah Vior, M:i:r.vi-.i:r) bv Dr. J. C. Ayrr Co., Ixiivcll, !ass. Sold bv a!I Xinic-ista. IT LEADS ALL IH 1886. Just as it has led ever introduction, so Bang since its s $25 Phosphate will continue leading year after year. True, there are many imitators, but the Original will always be found reliable, cheap and lasting. Thus it will recommend itself upon its own merits by giving the best results always. If your dealer has none of our goods on hand, send your order direct to us. For Bauch's Phosphate Guide, Prices, etc., address, BAUGK & SONS, Manufacturers and Importers, 20 South Delaware Ave., Philadelphia, Pa. tSTlBLISHID list. &LBCRT A. HoRBB. J. rsecTT w aki. w w CCCKf TO EATON & BROS, SO. 27 FIFTH AVENUE. PITTSBURGH, PA. FALL AND WINTER, 1885-1886. NEW GOODS LAY SPECIALTIES irtro!dcrles, Llcis, Millinery, While G-wdj, Hand ktrohifs. Cress Trimmings. Hssierr, Gtovei, CfsU Muslin lad Merino Underwear, In fants' and Children'! ClotKi-..f jticy Goods, Yarns, Zeahyrt, Matt rla's s1 Ali Kinds for FANCY WORK, Gouts' Fsmiii Gaa's, k, k TOUR PATtOKV.V t UK-PHt'TPCLI.T BOUriTCl Cr-Onlcn- by Mni'.atU-iuleil iu wilb Pruiiipt iieB and Pi-:mtch LIME LIM K! The Farmer'e LlrweCoinpany. Ltfr.i'd, wiliiisll at their kllr.s, or load 00 ears, GOOD LIME At .ti taper !M!ei.'iilr It s ihe I.wrs: 1.1 all hHilr .i-i stii 'as r..l Si iinijs li. the ('-unt-. n( .11 tho li--rliu linn, ti m-ii-u li.w er Sat t$fcl:tn Guarentrtd ir ia ih- Gray frVilte-u. blme. wtiirh Is known t-y Pm-tii;e ami S'-ieito- to be the Mr-mir-' nml Keel lir Aic rieottnrnl Purp nee. All or-iere prmtit7 filled. A 1-1 r cm, HE'KY S WaLTEK. irj lvr Uarcett Smuer-ei .. Pa. Salesmen Wanted! . Kore-le. reliahl- men, not h- lhi twenty. fi.ur years ulii. u a II the ehoiref t Fruit and urna. mental Na-ery Sun It, rn lrj tenia rX sewjr plel,uron eomm soon as preferrwl. Steady euipioyment thruttm-nt the ysar. Husi-r-es qnlrkly learned. S-n I for ter.ru. CLEM BROTHER -, Nurt-rymr-D. J L KvCHtSTEK, K. Y. E?Ute f Sm-.el Primcl-cr, ded ixte r.( Vo- per Tmaeyl.H Twp.. biiurit P. t j Letrere .t aon:irilFtr.aitn i-n tb. ah.re atate j taaTtna: t-een arranied to the under? ten-d the Iinier aoi horny otee Is hereby mien t.i mil I rmtii Iti.iefat. il to said eetaie to wake ln;u.c.ll : yment,and tb-ae harlnic elein-e airatiit -he .tjiif .ll pro-ent them duly aaibeoiirated hr I fie'licuirtl on S u'da". rh Sl d.y ol A r;l, ISii, t at Iba lata re iiita.a o' tJ. ieerzt.l. i yui.ut.Hii. it;i.l, . A'liu'nii'irj' ! ELLEN f Biil'tibr B, AauiiLiairmx. : jirsLic sale of tow x lots. j ! han.1rBjTown Lof in B.-oaet or ' ; Hiliiene, Somerset Jonnr, Pa .will totl-red at to.:lc ea'e otr th preaiaea uo Thar.-iay, Marco as, is Terme ist. . WM "K KOTZ. ! Maaterand Rte-r of the Cetfla.nc AeelaU, . aoali-tt. BORNE Fairy Lianil In the While House. At the reception of Friday even-j it;;; the tloral dt coration- in the din-1 iiig rtntu were exceedingly beautiful j a delightful perfume from the hya-' ciiillts pervadiiii: the apartment. Tiie! tiitral floral piece wan an eiipticulj ttintiiid of orchids and nz Iest, with i :a!-els of begonia restii'non the lot ( iiji:rr which extended lengthwise of j ihe table. The piiik rz-leas in il;ij were arrayed in the fhape of an hour elas-. On either side were a'! ii It basket of orchids, hyacinth, j su'ip- ai.d can.'felias ; plumes of lit - enitii oriiaruented the railii. of tiie j n:rror hi regular inter -als. Ueyohd ihe f-t.u.ds of fruit at the transvtrre f c'iiiid of the table were large cart ! vvheek ii-rnietl of pink and white! z- Iras. The cut tiers of tduji.ax j ir.uii tiie centre of these rustic bats-; fee's were almos-t hidden benea'h; 'heir weights of orchids and birds of, uaradis tiowers. The gilt and til- ! ver cantlelabra held white wax ta- I pers beneath colored shade?. On each j uiate ret-ted a flat corsage bouquet, j 'hat fur Miss, Cleveland being form-1 rd entirely of rare orchids of vari- j ous hues. The mantels were con- 1, J I - : e oehinti which, reflected in thelaw iia rubber plant, ferns. and oamboo iHims ti led the window recesses. Jtunloii Herald. ..Vl.'i ...n, I'VlVt ! IISULlUlUi?. tl . . A Mother s) Fatul Mthtake. Baltimore, Md. Every Saturday ' ut this city', Iihs an account ol a Siil ' accident' which happentd in a farn- j i!y last week. A .little child was! direattned with croup, and the j mother gave it too large a dose of a j couh mixture, wh en undoubtedly contained opium, as the child sank ;nto a comatose condition, and died. I'iie Coroner SMuke strongly on the danger of such medicines, ami re marked that the new couah reined v, Led Star Coui;ii Cure, is free from pi.itts or poi.-ioii, tfiat the toveriiiir iiui maiiV puiiiio nien of Maryland iiavtt warmly euded it, ami that p.-i sicians in hoMitaU have ad pt- d it in t'r. ir treatuient of throat and j ntt,a t!.'ttb!es. It costs only twesity- j live cents a bo't'e. Tiie Cuiues Minister at Wash-; ii"irtun is over GO yenrs of a-e. Tiit j o.-.ty English renlenoes the Minitster j cm um; are ' How do TU do?':j ' Uoou by and LtiauipitiMiei? gotxi. ' He 'S now wrestih.tr ftiiu the quec :ion, ' btt 'em uj. Htraiu." Witcn lial.y r.ai i.-k, ae khvo burCiisturia, W'l.-n 1110 was a Child, shu lticJ fur t'atoria, Whea sbe tief-atu;- Mi?, she clan to Catorin, When ttt- lotii Clul'ir t, she srnre thent Casturio. That Hackixg Cowh can ne so quickly cured by Shi Ion V Cure. We guarantee it. (. V. Heiiford it Son. There must be an open roati be twteii :!.e f. i-.'d we eat ai.fl the sul !:!. i- of wiiich our bodies .ire coin- i o.-t-d. It the road is clogutd ori chved we sicken, fiint and die. I This road is made up of the organs i if (t lotion and aMmikitior. t'l the.-e theSkomach and liverare chief, idost people have had more or In experience ot tne horrors ot conti- puU j:'. I rcvent it and nil its Icni- fui stnutiices bv u.in Dr. Kennr- dyV Favorite lteuiedy." It i-i tl. e hr.st ttep that ctitts. Sni.(i!!S VITALIZF.lt is what you need for Consumption, Loss of Ap petite, Dizziness and all gymptoms ol I)ytiiepBia. Trice 10 and so cents per bottle. U. . Uenlord & bun Yon are not old. your hair is pct- tiOR thin. Your friends remarks it, i iiur wife regrets it. Parker's Hair bil.-am will stop this waste, save vour luiir arid lestore the orminal glues and color. Exceptionally clean, prevents tiaimrun, n perieei uret-s-in!i. Siecplep.s nights, made miserable by that terrible cough, bhiioh a Cure is the remedy for you. (i. V. Ber.ford it Son. Take Avers Sarsiparilla in the thr iprin;; of the year purify blood, iii viorute the system, excite the liver t-i action, and r'st ire tiie heilthy tone and yi'or of the whole ph,ical im-'chan'em. Ciiot l". wnoopiMi c'otdH and bron chitis immediately relieved bv Shi loh's Cure. G. W. Ri-nford it Son. n essentia! element in all thrift is that all children should be taught to save, but it is quite as important that they -hould leirn to spend. Oili' of my ciiildren, a girl about nine year old, liatt a wry tati tli- li'irge from r.er head and noee of ;i hick, yeiloni.-h n. utter, and w.i ruwifj; worse. t- li.nl two UlUvr- -nl pliv.-'.ciaus perscrihe for tnr nit witiiout bent lit. We iried E!y V 'r. .hii 1 tlm, aud much In our sur rie in three days there w-s a iniKeij miiiroveineiif. v e coiilimien isiiit! the liilm and in a ehort tim he diechnrae was apparently curt-'i 0. A. Cary, Cornimr. N. Yr SiiiLon's (iiu-iii and Consumption Cure is sold by G. W. Beiifird & Soi in a glluraiitee. Itcuits Consump tion. Curious to think that desks and hairs kill people, but they do. Taken in lar;:e quantities office fur firi.iture is fatal as yellow fever V'e tit and write ourselves awav. eihiitary habits produce constip.t don; that begets dyspep-ia; riieu mi'tism and kidney trouble- follow in their train, and denth emis tin chapttr. You whose lives are pa-s-ed ovei (ioki and in the rnntint-n air of oilices ouht to keep Dr. Ket; nedvV "Favorite Remedy" niways at ham! fur the Ktomach and hrain. Will you feLFFEit with Dyppopain Hid Liver Compliiint? Sbilohs vital izer is guaranteed to cure yon. O. V. Betiford & S?oa. It i-? worth rememberinf' that no hndv enjoys the nicest curroundin.' if in b.id health. There are misera t'le people about to-day with one foot in the gr.ive. to whom a bottle of Parker' Tonic would do more ood than all the doctor and medi cities thej hitve ever n-ed. Catauiui cured, hralth and sweet breath secured, by Shiloh's Catarrh Rcniedy. Price 50 cent. Namd In- jtrCtcr Tree. (. W. H-nforti &: Son. Tiie f-xtrv.-rdiiiary poj.-ii,int ci Ayer'.s Cherry Pectoral is the na!u ral rult of iifc ue hy intelligent peo-iie f r i vr f .rty years. It has i(;tli;;i'.:t.!.lv i.mv, itself ihe VhrV best known sj.iiio f.r ali cltf, ct3U8n, and imlfntiarr complaint. TT. l., l " . rorlame baCK, side or cbfaf, Ufe CU.I. V,' T) nt . r r.- cents. ti.W.Benfkird&Son. """"'""" rire ZO BROWNS IRON BITTERS irLL CURE i.:.' . . . TION ' tCSS ' A i . PROSTRATION LIS and FEVERS ' L DEBILITY DV; nl: i L i 1 a : (;;:::: PAIN i:.iru i v.z BACK & SIDES BLOOD co::st:iatiox female infirmities RMEUMATiSM NEURALGIA KIDN'EY AND LIVER '! ROUBLES rev :;.: ;r .-:.. prcggists 1 1 ' .v: ---c h i Tmjc Mark a:J erORseii Red TAK2 KO OTHSR. FASHIONABLE , CUTTER & TAILOR - I - I r - Is v an Havinar had many ?ciir eajierien. e d till tinucSes il be rili'Ttna i.us. liidss J auitraotee SutUclitu t-j all I -'4; Y'V-f tto mny cull t!. i me ;md lavor itie wltli their pjt- Dare. Yours, Jto., W.U. m. not us i n.:u, Soiii erne t, Cffire and Yard AT Somerset, Op S Si C. R R. Station . o t k; AMI. fi.'fiur, rin. ri r. FOPl.iR. WALMT. VELIMW PISE, H Hi ft M.Vf. O.-ne-iil Line of nil icnitf! it LtTlli-r u; I anyihiLK In the lite ol our lnuaotu to or ier with teaaona.-ie ..rotaUmM. .ui-b a. Ur:.-k. . (Md-si i.r-1 Work, itc. C!rice3 and Yard Qpposile S. & C. R. R. station. Samersaf, Pa. SCHTJTTLEEi WJLO-OIiT- IZS'VA KLISlIEl) IS CHICAGO IX 1S4. I havej!it r.-i -iki va r.-,x. c .:ii!i-te - . tlx-ie is a lttr Br:iK know tiie tii.k'-it I t .v i r-.ir ! ki 1 .f t'e-S rn vvor.Ki in tli" iiiurtkft -. l- t ti-e.l wnt-n !i.tiili:i :t" alien iianliiii; mi litllv ii i wa-.'n i-.m i in nun- mrw yt-ans in'i..r. hurtm-rlily .-M-a-Miicl U f.ir bin iri.ii. !. Ii DOUBLE COLLAR It U the only V.i run tua nect-saity of taking olT the wheel.-. 1 1 ri-i-e, as in the oil stvlu; ly ?-i:ii-p!y turning a eaptbe wajon x:i he oill i-i less than live niitiu: -s. T:: U Wa;;nii wants to be seeii t-j tut fully apj.rMaic.I, ami lanies wi?hin to buy will do wi ll to it ht-f ire tirs-h.-t-itis; pNevli-n-. EVSRY V7AGON FULLY INSURED. In otlcrini; t'uis make of Wam to the pubim, wiii say I a-u-l the am, make of Waoh for Uva years !:t-n frevhtiu airi.it'n' P..,rk v Moiim 'i- ;". over roa.ls tlut wvre the tost. I fi t-1 warra:itc..I in sat ini; I belt-vo them tin- B,,t Va.-)ri on wheels. Call on Oliver Ku.ivr or Henry Idil.-y, h i-.vi!l show you tiie Wagons. WiSE.Vrs WASTED TUUit'JQltOVT THE COVSTY. P. HEFFLEY. SOMERSET, 3MA.E.CJii 28. XS85. pit V FURNITURE! FURNITURE COFFROTH CO.. SOMERSET. PA. Bright, Now and Desirable Selections for Fall, at GREAT BARG.A Imitation Walnut Cliuit'icr Suits Black Walnut, Full Marble Top, Wjlii ! LOOK AT PRICES !N HAIR CLOTH SPUN SILK EMBOSSED PLUSH - IT jgirC'mm' IMght Alon. !ijlaai. . FOB, id 1DAY Are thatC. N. BOYD will everjone win nave io ouy tneir Irienus a Christmas Gift. We can oftvr such inducements bath (loads and Prices as to n ive you come at once and see tion a lew, but space will not permit us to mention half of the beautilul things that are lor sale Ltrlirs' Drewintr Cases, (!ents' OMisMner Casea, Ladiof' Work B'xes, CienU' Shavinjr CBes, LarJif9 Toilt-t Set, Whisks and Holders, Cat Tail Easle?, Photograph Albums, Autograph Albumi, Scrap A!hum!, Plush Allium', Plate Git?.- Mirrors, E'.iony Frame Mirrors, Writing Drtks, GOLD PENS! GOLD Am selling my fctDtk of G.M P-iu and Ii., rare bargains are oll'ered iu thij line. Pocket Rinks, L-Uer Book SuQoter,'Sets, Ci;;-r CVw. tients' Traveling having Cm., IfnyofTom.frimi.in.nPii.i ..-EfTriJK, rofr.Hff wotiM lie m.m. v;i-.s: th.. ..airof Dr K.r-. .SPCt .CLB BVM lAtMMTrl L r a T tirt'" ' HU.Hrt,t pvrf.t totwfaerion. Pieacaii Mrl b. f.re the dwirahlp Pk-N are all K.mB ,rr.nt,or. ah.iwn. ts-liethprVtVi mM ,U, p-rmiia.e nr n. .Vo tnmble , ,!,.., e,.!,. Come. I.i-.k thnmgl. our lk prt B, and if we cannot save yoo niom-jr will nnt jik y,m to bny! 1 Besprctfully, . iC. N. BOYD, MAMMOTH I. P. THOWIAS' BONE FEETILIZERS ! DKPAIiri ltt: its .nl of M-IMntf. die ineiti Eei tot tfjta warrant ur ln off. rlnsr oar s;-w!a to ! formers unjr the Kiilowluat KatiiDive : I We will jiIjc. our fertli rrr wr.irras ! aat:MaT. in kMni:M.!lti. a a il h .ialile ai.ti.ure. oi an -tnuiwn--al Jt r'liii-r ..a uio niarket, pn , der eucri a KJrntH as w.ll svure f the ruf- ttntr i-s mui-ri pr lur4 j... rn-jiit-y expended a : iniia any g.M4s ui Citn uuLuuu ; This Is whnt tha farmer hes bocn ! looking for ; i A POSITIVE JS.vtJ2j.vr: that ba tan bay no We do not c'iiiro to c more h iif' ihn otherB ! wtni-tM-itiiitjir tiie itti. : hu: n ny tl. a nt. ti nituHliiribrw mult "xprrl vure mnnm u lk4 i SETD FOR Ol KCincl LAR and tfUARA V TtK. n ! t-nvrzet ic A-ent is i .tntcd in vcy locality. I. P. THOMAS, UIIENEY P. O, DELVWASE CO.. 1'A. mar3 -im. 'a-turj PliHadcIiihia. Pa. PENMANSHIP AND BCOK-KEEPING i i HOME. j St'iadiiinrr Xew. Sample Cuiiiej Free, j '.INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS COLLEGE'. tnar3.m. ALTUDXA, I'A. LUMBER YARD ELIxVS CUNNINGHAM, MajruJarir au Dalsr. mmu nl Mztt cf LUMBER AND BUHBISG MATERIALS, HARD AUD SOFT WOODS, SllISG. PK'KETS. yni 1 1,1 r;s rixoKtxa. .s;. sr.4iH kiti.s. SHiyOLLS, liOOH. MMsfiV la nt. hi.iyus. . ii i ikk ! n.tU.linz Ualrnal unt K.w.ii.o xi,. lilin Stt-el-itituii) ricliutt!. r Vl';t; i . ii. i.t U u i or rami fnri r.. s. On tl . ia!!.-r liay or trrutii, a auiii.-tiiiii tli:r lar r, l irmi. Kk-trv mirt m' 1 1... ,,.., k. . . r u r?.-. ri- wnrki-fi tiji. tn.tintr1 Hie pateino'-s of t.'ie " ; l!i w rk ! i l i AND OIL CUF5. tiiat has thii improvement. It uvoj.L-the aim ... I !inia..Vie. aa.i thrv alw.iv.-. ston.1 I -515 00. p. n nn Parlff Upolsterel M ! n'ti. CJsT V SOTlllSG $35.00 40 00 $50 00 t the IlaruHluN. THE SEASON sell jjood at such prices that lor yourselves. We will men in our Store. We have ' ChriatmasCards, t)ilir .Set?, Gilt Frames, Cru'L-b Traj, Ct GIhss Buttles, B x Poller?, Ebony E islts. PENS ! COLD PEN S ! I-r3 at COST, and Then we have soaie s;,i i..i,. Iii.r- and the Star Safcty Basor. BLOCK, SOMERSET, PA. I i ; ; ! i i A With an ab;:n: i;;t nt-tv Spriii: C'Lit'uiti'j caily supply tho I'nt Lr.m Man -in 1 K r. tli and Old, the Youth. Child, nr.? all w itiii:i n A. C. YATES j t'lolliin r:- Mt-n, Yo:n!i., t 'tiilJri-ii. G32 60-; GC3 Ch'str.ui Strssi. imii. m;i.i,;!i CUR IS K. GROVE. ( t;.i.n lr..tu c, I Somerset, l .H.inafacfircr .f BL cams. SLl ;;, ci HHi.t a:s. i '-: 'ANll EASTHiX AND WESi Euii-l-e 1 vn Sh'-rt Paint j.Tjj Don8 cn Short Ti.: ' v work t.-i rt ' "ll'vu.r. itti.l t : ti.iilv li urr ii l mi ..f Krtl lr. n ,-. N, i lie; lrlu ot A '.1 Kir. !-in Mv .:. i N.Jtlce. ?lri j; K A s u .i ; ; I All WgtIi Warr; ited. II an l K.t ! 1 .1 CU.E.TI3 5. G iilj V i H.iu- ) r:iJ-Iyr. r; I- .J'UI t ; Lj Vi-J l.p v ir.r U;-. . i..jii I', m.' 4 :in ih' . i t.a u:c ball, il-A fk ... k ... .t.rwi ccorjrn' Vnl RrV-,-r li t ia l . maS-t. L".-:a ! 'n:-T t!via any riarE so ircii Ca'l ail.! ex- 'Fon SALS -IV H. CHILDS & CO., PITTSBURGH. PA. ciia i rococo ECTTLI3 3CL0 ;.'3 V"' r ro c ccushs cc: " '. ." l'l't '-' - '''--''"'. ; EXCELSIOR COOK STOVES EIGHTEEN SEES AND KHE 13 FarcfesErs cia' te Mi. 'lV''V: - w--i:-; ..;,; t i-i r--r -.. r .;.. -.,! : i . ':. k :, ,-. . r., I,.. . .: . .k- ! ... i.. , , t . . ! . . I I. :ti. )'ri.r.. ,n - i-- : K (..; . y'-.t I a i)rr.TniiD av isaac i wtax 4 ta. mm il . AUD FOR SALE BY Tl. B- Schell & Co, ' SOMERSET, mr77. 14-lyr