u u i 5 flic Somerset Herald. f Terms of Publication. PablUbad every Wedaelay mcnUm at 00 tr annum, if I" la advance ; oderwUe 3 0 HI invariably be ec.rgi. j. !erlpttoa will be alsoaDUnso. utll all ffearresarepaM ? PoftrnMiert neglectta notify M whem rterhers do not Uke ant ielrpperIUbeheldrPiIbi for the wb- 'piU. iiohscrtbers removing rrotn na wtofBee to ea iter sbonld tfe us tfce name cl the former as ell u the present efflce. Address I The Somerset Herald, f fnierri, r. JJ.MIXi.ER. , t ? 1 w i sel. Office, p-alri Id Cook fc Beertu.- Block. irrT:r K SfTIX. It ATTORXET-ATiAW, Somerset Pa. OIIV R. SCOTT, U ATTOKNEY-aT-LAW, Susuerse, Fa. y-i T KOO.ER. . h - ' ATTOKNET-AT UAW, Somerset, Pa. TT ! S. ESPSLEY. fjXe ATTOHNF.T-AT-l.Ae, A Somerset, P IT TRENT. 4 ATTOKX ET-AT-XAW Somerset, Penn'a. lED ATTOl'NET-AT LAW, Somerset, Pa. BAER. ATTOKSEYATLAW, Somerset, Pa., I win nrnrtlee In Somerset and a.l.ic,fc!nfuiitle. fAin"eenlroedU. him wiU promptly 'attended to. IaThITE" W.H.BVPPEU 'WFROTII RITPEL. Xj ATTOK.VEYS-ATLAW. I A11.m1dcw entrusted to their care will be ';:i:y and .un.-tuaity attended to. ',"i"-'n Main Cn-e street, opposite the I Mammoth Hlock. J a j.colbor:.-. - nOLRORN' & COLBORN. y ATTOHNEYS-AT-LAW. I All rmmaesr Intruded u -wr rare will i be prompt Tk lBl"nWatti-n.!e.lto Collect!. made In Som- luTi Coveyancina; d.ne on reasonable tenet. TILLIAM H. KOOXTZ. tkimerset, Fa., t Will trlre tmrniiw iuotik s...,-... - -r d to hifrare In Somerset and adjoining eounUes. : tjffice In Printing House Kow. . ... u... A t,ninu Anfrmtt- ENNIS MEYERS. ATTORN EY-AT-1.A w . C.nf-eUt frVtlll ft- t All lemU bnrtneM entrorted t wl" I Attended to wlihi.rom.tn and fiiielit. k tJttire on Main t.:ros Street, next door to Sny l dT A C.' auire. i l'r TAMES L.PUGH, I tl ATTOKNEY-ATLAW J Someraet. Pa. f fhpe. Mammoth Blnek. P talre. Entrnnre. I in... . i V)llertiiM,i made, enatef 5 wf.led. title examine!, and all Iciral bnilneM ? attended to with I'louij'tLeM and ndeuiy. KIM MEL. ATroKNEY-ATLAW, A. may Someriet, Pa. M J TRITTS. ..w.ovrv IT TIT sDjerseU Pa. Office. up-Ptalra In Mamnioth Block. TOIIX O. KTMMEL. f) ATTOKN 1 1 - AT-LA , Somerset, r. Will ttend it all butnew entru?l5 1 his De8al tDU DtirillJ. V'aAJV v" am . . i i; Mair. lRiBIt KlreCt. II EXRY F. SCH ELL. ATTOKN E x -AT-lA w , nmi. mnd Pennion Acent, Somerset, Pa. Office in Maaimotn ttiacs. "TrALEXTIXE HAY. ATTORNEY-AT And Heal.-r In Real Emate. Somer t. P will attend to all basin entrusted to nil care with Inm'incs and hdety . "foHNMir'riiL. I ATTORNEY-AT LAW SinirMt, Pa- Wirprnipll attend to all bixdneM entrnfted IO mm. .lHHfTMTiniTawiwuw-i" hoe In Mammoth Bnildlb-. T G.OGLE. O ATTORNET-AT LAW, Somerset Pa Proteivlonal bafdnen ertrorted to mj care at- lenoea u wun jm mi'iiir-p. .uu uu.u.j. DR. J. M. LOUTHER. ( Formerly ol Stoyestown.) fHTSIClAS ASD SVBGEOS, Hu lnrsud twimanentty In SorotTwt f'yr the t entral Uotel, In rear of Drat Store. majil D R. E. W. BLOUGII, l HOMEOPATHIC rilfSICAS ASD SVRGEOS 5 i Teni1r hit rrrxirr to the people of Some--! i ai-d vicinity. Calif in town t-rviontrr mmpt!y attt-noeato. an i loona ax omc tiny r nDu 2 unlr pnfofinally cneaired. iOttice on J Sou:he eorn.r l I'lamoud. orer Kntir' i Shoe Store. apra S-Stf. TR. II. S. KIMMEL X t tender bi protwurtonal ervlce to the eitt rn of Snnret and Vicinity. I'nlw inrfe.f1nn al eniravc'l lte ran he tund at bis frftice, on Main St , tun ol the Diamond. nR. II. BROAKER tenders hi? tirofeerlonai erTif to the eltlieni of Snra rM4 and vicinity, office In reeldenc on Main ctreet wen ol the I'iamond. TH. WM. RAITH tenders hi 1 " profwional aenlcee to the ritixenr of Som- eret and vsctnitv. irrcr One dour taat of Wavne A Berkebfle'f lnrniiure more. lrc . Ki. DR. JOHN BILLS, I'ENTIST. Oftce Bp nalr? in Cook A Beeritl Block, Sotner et. Pa DR. WILLIAM COLLINS. DENTIST, StJMERSET, PA. office in Mammoth Block, above Boyd 'i Dtba Store, wlirr h. can at all time be foetid prepar ed todo all kind of work, such a nlllnK. reca. latinc. extrarttn:. Ac. Artlnclal tseth of all kli.ln. and of the best material Inserted. tperation warranted. TR. J. K. MILLER has perma- lynentiv locatert In Berlin ft the practica of t: profession. Office oj!itte Charlee K riwtna er s st'jre. apr. 5C, "7-tt L. piAMOXD HOTEL, KTOYSTOWN. I'ENN'A. This popolar and wu known bowse has latelv tt u tL, ulily and crwiv renttcd with all new etxi - ol tumltUT. whlrh h sna.le ft a vry dtrM stoif.lnr plac th. tranellnc public. HlstaMeand rx.s cannot be srirpaesed, all be e first cUsa, with a lante paMic hall attached to th same. Also larce and roumy stablicsr First class Ur1tr.s: ran I had at tbe lowest poa sible prices, 1-y the wek, dy or meaL 8AMVH.rrsTER. Prp. a.E.Cor. IMassoc4 Stovrtow ,pa A pD7t7 SeneH cents lor past, "..r'ests e.-e and recrtva frsca xTt,.i,.i .:,u-h will help v. t laore 2? aS!" 1""- ,h BTthtn else in tht ti . i ' J ' ' snceee.1 lrotn ttrsi boar. M itad r.d t ;,ttn.;us heiore the work- f,"lu.,"T Ax eddresa, Tm k. t...Aru,u. Slain. lana. Lime, Lime, Lime x! j w'ir ' w tm' K'S PertUr. eallc. J. M. WOLFERSBFKOr.R a BBO, AAC Q. Jt&Uersa T?XECUTOR'S NOTCE. eri" lec d. lateef S. oa- ertet t Bna, Sx.m.rwt CiBKy, Pa. w-rZii? .r.'',".'1'? tbeabovw rstat. rav-a-LrT t ike wadCTiroea. cmIm u ZtllLVJ eiwsUew ef ta x. -u JOXAS MAI-REK. ExecIur. VOL. XXXTII. NO. 19. G-EEAT. BAEGrAINS -IN- BRASS AND COPPER KETTLES ! LA RGEST STOCK At lowest Prices Ever 0SM,at IlioMe aiOetail. MANT. FACTVBER AND JOBBER IJf Plain, Stamped, and Japanned Tinware. HAKOE9, STOVES AND HOVSE-Fl'RNlSHrSO GOOPS, COPPE, SHEET-IRON WARE, AND BRUSHES. UrOrden Solicited from Merchant! Se'ling Owl In In My Llne.- 280 AVashiiiton Street, - Johnstown, Pa. TO THE Farming Trade ! -:o:- We wisli to call your attention to the IXiasE2TSE STOCK -OF OUR- G b lirated Male of Monogram BOOTS & HOES. Which we have Jut lleceivcci for the Fill AID WINTER K Every Pair are "Warranted to Give ENTIRE SATISFACTION By the Manufacturer, and if they fail to do as we guar antee them to do, wc refund the money or give you a New Pair FEEE O COST! Please bear in mind that we are Sole A gen t for the Monograa Boots & Shoes In Johnstown, and no other Shoe Dealer can sell you the ' Monogram Boot s & Shoes But Us. Our Stock of other BOOTS AND SHOES Of Coarse, as well as Medium and Fine is Larg-er this J"all than ever, and at Prices that Will surprise you. Wc can save you fully 25 per cent by buying your Fall and Winter Stock from Us. inn OTEF'RICE SHOE fSTOR E No. 212 Main S t., Jofcnstoiri, Pa. STARUAEDTER'S A NEW ENTERPBIf E. E. M. Lambert & Bi u, Manufacturer ef and Dealers kt 1Mb Rffi ail HcM Sri Is- W sns arrared a isiew nvrTT.i I;, And asaaataetwre Fhiat its oa the XfeH a Principle. W.rauaEKlcui;aotlv tmtak d twocradesof the arh k tads Wshinwlea We rsaUlt Jttaa r Sbinwlea t, ba saner as- I ay Ceaaty. Skailb. pleased to havw assrt lea aad luepeet ni shlacica kessaa fcayt "t eleewbera. Addreaa E. M. LAMBERT & BRX, eaU Cai. S0MERSE1 COUNTY BANK ! ESTAJ3LISHED 1877.) CHAELUs I. EiEEISON. M.J.PEITTS. President Caehier Collections made ta all part of tha United States. CHABGES MODERATE. Parties wishing to Send money West can be a wmmodated by draa on New York In any turn. Collections made with promptness. V. 8. Boodi bought and sold. Money and valuables secured by one of Diehold'i celebrated sales, with a Sar- ACCOUNTS SOLICITED. -AUIe(ra hollilajs observed. - Albeet A. Hour a J. Scott Ward. HOME & WARD rjCTBSSOM TO EATON & BROS, NO. 27 FIFTH AYESUE, PITTSBURGH, PA. SPKING, 1882. NEW GOODS 3YZ27 BAY SPECIALTIES IwtbmWerin, Laces, I! misery, White 6oo4, Hisd werchiefj, Drew THmmlagt, Hosiery, Gloves, Cartels, Miittla and Her lee Underwear, l fints' and Children's CletWeg. Faac; Goods, Yarns, Zephyrs, Hat. rials of All Kisds fcr FANCY WORK, Gt sfk taisMii Mi k, k. TOC K rAT05AO 1 ASSsrBCTFCI.LT OUCTTIO. 0 -OrdCT tjy Mail ntteooW to with Prompt naa tid Di8tb. -truTT'a (POLLS "THE OLD RELIADLE." 2.5 YEARS 1W USE. The Grt tttawt Medical Trinnrpa oS fit Afa. Indoi sed all oyer the World eTTMPTOMS OF A TO RPID LIVER. Loss of sjrpeti to- Nausea, bowels co tive. Pi siiB the) HeacLwiDi aduU sjer saupaj n the back pai Pain andeT the shot Uder blade, fallriess after eat ing, wit had. sinclinarion to exertion ofbody orralid. Irritability oftemp er, Low spirit s,Lossof memory ,wltS a feelin, jfjLwjwglecfO1? doty, w Bariae; is. Crizziness. Flatter fngofth" Heart ,6ots before the eye Yellow Shan.He adache.Rpstlossnesa at night, highly ooloredUrine. IFTHXSE WAKKI WGS ARE U SILKED ED, ezs:c?3 tnrsArra in u. sss si stmuu. TUTT8 PILLS an especially ndnpted to such rsos. one do eftjeta auch a changw of feeUnsr as to su iih too offerer. Tbeylsserraaw tax ApswMf. and onsB tbe body to Take) mm l.st, thoa th sys tem is aiwairiasteel, and by tbelr Tsuais krtsn on tbe IM arret lew Ormsn. Kasjpa Imr Wtool. nrw prcwlnct-d. Price 8 cessf. TUTTS UMlf DYE.. Ghat Haiti or Whi.ik.tsj chanarpd to a Cumut Black by a eiofcl" application of (Mi Drs. It im parte a na rural color, acta snarantaaeoosly. Sold rr- VragglsU, or -t by eirpre. on receipt of 91. orr.ee, 44 Murray St.. Mew Yor FASHIONABLE CUTTER & TAILOR, tad ajaay xnerieara branches of Tailoring- baa. aaaraatee - SaUtfaetloa to ail WO. IBM J CSU Bp ea ase and favor sa. with their pau rooaa-e. Ivors, fce.. ear. CHARLES HOFFMAN, UERCHA1PF TAttfli UnoveHearrBefBeyt StarsO LITEST STYLES Cl UTTCST PRICES. trSATISFACTIOH GtARAKTiED. SOMERSET :Pj9l. a vmi at bosaa. ewtsK tree. want tastaeaa at wMeh ! iraiaa of : esaswparevalarste H. Bauarr, Fertlaadjta. onieir IXXJKIXG AT BOTH SIDES. J The good wife bustled atout tbe boose, Her face still bright with a pleasant smile. As broken snatches of happy song Strengthened her heart and her bands the while ; The good man sat in the chimney nook, Uis little clay pipe within his lips, And all be'd made and all he had lost, Ready and clear on bis finger tips. "Good wife, I've just been thinking a bit ; Nothing bas done very well this year, Money is bound to be hard to get, Everything's sure to be very dear, How the cattle are going to feed. How we're to keep the boys at school. Is a kind of debit and credit sum I can'f niake balance by any rule," She turned her around front tbe baking board. And she faced him there with a cheerful laagh ; "Why, husband, dear, one would really think That the good, rich wheat was only chaff. And what if wheat is only chafT, So long as we both are well and strong t I'm not a woman to worry a bit But somehow or other we get along. "Into all lives some rain must fall, Over all lands the storm must beat, But when the storm and pain are o'er The sunshine is sure to be twice as sweet. Through every strait we have fouud a road, In every grief we have found a song ; We have had to bear and bad to wait. But somehow or other we get along. "For thirty years we have loved each other. Stood by each other whatever befell ; Six boys have called us 'father' and 'mother,' And all of them living and doing well. We owe no man a penny, my dear; Are both of us loving aud well and strong, Good man, I wish you would smoke again And think how well we have got along." He filled his pipe with a pleasant laugh, He kissed bis wile with a tender pride ; He said, "I'll do as you fell ine, love ; I'll just count np on the other side." She left him then with his better thought. And lifted her work with a low sweet song, A song that's followed me many a year "Somehow or other we get along!" Mactny Utodard. THE HIDDEN' TRAIL. We were deer-huntiwr on the headwaters of the Santa Ana Creek, a rapid little etream taking ita riae in the Coast range, in Ventura coun ty, California, aud were camped at a point where the stream, breaking through a ppur of the main ridge, hurls itself in eddying rapids be tween towering walls and naked sandstone. Below us the foothills dropped away in the fertile mesas of the Santa Ana llancho, while aboye the eoree, hemmed in by towering mountains lay a beautitul valley, oval in shape and studded with clumps of live oak and bunches of manzanita. Uo?e down lo the mouth of the pass, around whose eastern side there ran a narrow trail, crew a solitary, towering sugar pine. beneath the whispering branches of which we had built our camp-nre, while oer horse cropped at will the juicy Duncn grass upon toe uai above. An old mountaineer who was one of the party, a man who had spent the better part of a lileume in bunt ing and prospecting through the mountains of California, and was now as care free and as far from 6trikine it rich" as in good old days of '49, broke the deep silence which bad fallen upon our little party in nature's majestic presence. "Did you know," he said, "that this flat was the last stronghold of the Santa Ynez Indians that held out against the Spaniards ? " Of course 1 looked at toe speaker, whose deep voice bad broken while it had not marred my dreams. Years of life in tbe sun and wind had bronzed his face to a hue as tawnv as ever was that of any Mex ican, while bis unkempt, grizzled beard and silver white hair bore un mistakable evidence, not only of his great age, but lack the comforts and conveniences of more modern civili zation. But age had not dimmed the brightness of an eye trained to watch from some high ridge for the bound of a deer acrosa a distant clearing, nor had the weight of years brokep the iron nerve of an arm which Mill unerringly dealt out death at SUO yards range. "0' I rephed at last "Tell us About it" 'I will give yvu the tlory," he re plied, "as an old Irtizu squaw tojd it to me." "A great many years ago, before even the Franciscan missionaries had thought oi caiiiornja as a proo- Ynez Irftlians dominated all the 1 .11 . country hereabout, from Santa Bar bara even to tbe vicinity of the San Fernando valley. This glen at the head of Santa Ana creek was the seat of their authority and the site of their largest village and the most impregnable stronghold. Here was the retddence of their great chief, here was built their largest council house, find here.when danger threat ened, could be found ample accom modations for the whole tribe. Game and berries were abundant in the ue,6uw"u8 - "'V&Uwnrrl in the blood v work ot mur sulphur spring was available lortne erection of a sweat house, tbe Santa Ana swarmed with trout and a hun dred trusted warriors, stationed up on the cliffs and at the head of the trail leading up the stream, could defy unnumbered foes. Ordinarily only the chiefs and their immediate families and their retainers resided in this stronghold, the tribe being scattered over its broad domain in divers villages advantageously locat ed, and only assembling at the cen tral point in times of danger or to participate in great tribal religious observances. THB SECRET TRAIL. "But there was another trail lead ing into tbe glen. Winding up over yon high cliff on tbe western side of the gorge, it leads down into the fiat by a long and circuitous route at its upper or western end. ''Tbe Spaniards came into the country and everything was chang ed. Gradually tbe banta I nez in j: " i t i j Ullua acre iuuua suu cusiaicu uiuis. . a ma sw Kiivur)ji'v- j - - , ,. , j or exterminated. One by one their t troubled with catarrh it seriously ber his name nor de ticket he want- J any great success. At 64 longitude villages had been destroyed and j affected my Yoice. One bottle oed ye to wote dat mixes ye all up; however, carrots prosper, turnips their burial mounds deseWed to ' Ely's Cream Balm did tbe work, i an' ye aint fit to do bizness. Pof. eome to perfection, and cabbages make place for the flocks and herds My yoice is fully restored.-B. Fjerful onsartin times fur ole folks ; produce tolerably large leaves. Po of theS arrogant masters. At last ' iipsner. 'like me!" I tatoes never get larger than marbles. iet ESTABLISHED 1827. SOMERSET, PA., WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER 22, 1884. but a few hundred of them remained. and these under the leadership of ineir tasi greai cniei jua-iu-i-ja, nad taken refuge in this glen at the head of the Santa Ana creek. Prepara tions were begun to dislodge the re bellious (?) savages. All of the young vaqueros in the country, all the veteran gpvernment soldiers at the mL&iou and all the ranch eros were enlisted in the extermination ot a band whose existence was a constant peril to them.' The troops approached ine mourn 01 tbe rocky pass and naitea to reconnoitre. I he Indian scouts had signalled the ap proace of the soldiers, and Ma-til-i-ja was prepared. Within the gorge all was silent save the rippling of the water in the shadows oi' the rock , A priest, bare headed and gowu-c.ad, advanced along the trail into the darkness,hoIding aloft a crucifix and calling upon the Indians for submis sion. High up upon the cliff a tuft ed head and bare brown shoulders caught for an instant the rays of the sun. There was a twang of a bow spring and an obsidian-puinted arrow, whizziug down into the shad ows, buried itself to the feathers in the breast of the priest For an in stunt he stood still holding aloft the crucifix, and then with a death moan his body fell forward into tiie water, and the trout below him sported in a crimson stream. Quick ly difimountiog,the Spaniards charg ed again and again into the narrow pass, and were as often repulsed THE CHIEF'S DAUGHTER. "At last they drew off. seeing the hopelessness of their attack, and camped down upon the mesa below, determined to try the policy of star vation. Meanwhile the Indians strengthened their defenses and sent out hunters upon the hills, that they might be prepared to endure the siege. Ma-til-i-ja, the last of a long line of chieftains, had no Eon to whom to transmit bis honors, and contrary to the usual custom of his people, had taken to himself but one wife. A daughter, Winona, was the fruit of their union, and Ma-tii-i-ja had confided to har the secret of the trail leading from the glen. Like all the women of her tribe Winona had sojourned for a time at the mis sion, and while there, unknown to her father, the ceremonies and relig ion of the padres had taken deep hold upon her savage imagination. U bile there, also she had conceived a passion, deep and wild as her own untrained nature, tor one of ine young soldiers of the garrison, Jose Hernas, and he had been not at all derelict in pressing his .' suit upon the savage beauty. for weeks the seige continued, interspersed with brave charges, winch were always repulsed,untu at last the Spaniard iregan to chafe nt fighting with an unseen enemy whose missiles dealt death at every blow. At last the disaffection grew open, aud there began to be grave talk ot abandoning the apparently fruitless seige. "Meanwhile inona 6toie awav from her father's lodge each day at nightfall, and, passing over the se cret trail, went down into the Span ish camp and passed hours . with her lover beneath the shadow of some great oak. Amid so many re tainers, her presence passed unnotic ed, and when the day grew gray in the east, she would glide like a shad ow a short distance into the rocky gorge, and then divergingseek again the secret path, to return to her dwelling. Watching her departure one morning, Jose saw her leave the gorge, and, obeying a sudden and unaccountable impulse, started to follow her. Like a shadow he fol lowed her swiil Bteps from rock to rock, from crag to crag until she disappeared into a narrew rocky canyon. 1 lunging into this, Jose followed down it for a short distance and emerging, wa3 startled to find himself within the Indian village. He had the socret trail. Realising at occe the importance of his discov ery, he retraced his steps at once to the Spanish camp and sought the commander of the expedition. THE MASSACRE. That nieht 200 picked men, un der Jose's guidance, stole like shad ows under the mountain path, and ranged themselyea in a silent line above the doomed village. At the mouth of the gorge a guard of Span iards shut off the escape of the In dians. From the deep defile below the village a musket report broke the clear gray stillness of the morn ine. It was the signal of attack. w- fa H ,, be bands loftro troops within the glen broke rank and charged down upon the Bleepy villagers just emerging from their huts. The Indians were stupefied with surprise, uncertain as to wheth er their gods had deserted them or their sentries had slept upon their posts, and were cut down, men, women and children, without re sistance. Winona starting in terror from her father's hut, eaw Jose heading the besiegers, and realized what had happened. Bounding to the side of her lover, she clasped her arms about him and staved his , vj followed his UCl. 4Allllli daughter from the lodge, and with kind cries was rallying hia warriors in defense of their women and chil dren. 8eeing bis devoted daughter clasped to the breast of a Spanish soldiei, he thought he saw in her the betrayer of hia people. With a sav age howl of mingled rage, pain and defiance, Matilija sprang forward and buried his stone hatchet deep into the brain of bia offspring. With a piteous upward look tbe girl sunk at her father's feet, and, before Jose could recover from his stupeficaticn, another blow of that strong arm had spread the Spaniard's form lifeless and bleeding beside that of the girl. Then Matilija darted swiftly away, ascended with sure steps the dizzy cliff above us, and uttering a defiant death cry, sprang far out into th air and was dashed to fragments up on the jagged rocks at our feet 1 From B. F. LeiDsner. A. Redidat's anodersort When he's dun Vmm U P. Lef rerun-. A. M Redidat's anodersort When he's dun I D- v. vr t t . Where tbe Cold Waves Come rrom. Henry Vernon, a correspondent of the Baltimore Smi, is satisfied that the cold wave of air comes from or is caused by the action' of inter stellar space, which is cold beyond human conception. . He adopts the long accepted theory that the tun and moon must :miuence the air envelope of the earth more sensibly than they influence the seas, and accounts for the entry of the cold to the earth's surface by the weaken ing of the earth envelope at the earth's poles, in order to get air to pile up in the air tides at the equa tor. The cold of space, pressing equally against the whole envelope, would find two very weak places, one at each pole, and would greatly reduce the normal temperature of the polar air. The eastward rotary force of the earth would aiso aid in this weakening by swelling the bulk of the earth and air at the equator. lut the centrifugal force to sustain the extra equatorial bulk must come from the direct North. Interstellar cold let into the envelope at the North Pole would therefore be thrust directly south by the force sustain ing the extra bulk at the equator, except that it is met by the direct eastward lorce which keeps the earth turning on her axis, lhe compro- mipe is a southeastward tuition of the cold air. The weak poir.t of this theory is that the cold air, if the present tidal theory of the astrono mers, would come twice day. The Newtonian hypothesis wa3 that the moon, in drawing the earth out of shape, not only made a lobe on the moon's side, but also made one on the far side, and that these two lobes moved round the earth in equilibri um, with other waves or tides super imposed by the attractive force of the sun, which force is over half as great as that of the moon. The con stant variations oi distance of moon from earth, and of sun from earth, and the constantly varying united action or opposed action of sun and moon, have made the study of the tides a never ending task, and their time and relative height cannot now. we belitive, be theoretically fixed at any given point in the world, must be ascertained, if at all, by real ob servations, lae astronomers have lung opined that the moon creates wind, aud even influences animal organism, just how, or just why, no great observer, excepting Darwin, perhaps, has ever been able to guess. The arctic uavigaton find that it is coldest with each lull moou in win ter: but whv should the cold wait for a fat! moon? Why, under Mr. Vernon's theory, should -jjot the cold, so f.tr as space is concerned, pour continually down lrom the up per regions? It would be only to ward the equator that the volume of frigidity, gyrating about the earth. could iiave any period, and then, the wave having divided, the period would be one half of a lun.tr revolu- tion, or a little over na:i a day. it is certain, however, that the two coldest points move around the two poles of the earth, and it would not be 8trtnjre if it were found that these cold points correspond to a perpen dicular of the p'ane of the moon's orbit that is, if the earth be imag ined in the moon s ring or oroit, the earth would tip, just as in another way it tips when put in the zodiac, or apparent sun's ring ; therefore, a rod run up straight from the centre of the moon s ring or orbit would not pierce the earth's poles at all times, but, as the moon passed around, would circle or epicycle in the arctic and antartic regions. The Greely party, for instance, went far north of the coldest point- Money could be wisely spent in astronom-. ical and terrestrial research which could better define the atmospheric conditions and movements of this planet. Astronomy, like chanty, begins at home. Let us have congressional appropriation ior the exclusive study of the mam toba wave and the cyclone. Chicago Current. A Sad story. In New York last week a hand some woman showing many traces of refinement, was a prisoner in the York ville Police Court to-day, char ged with being drunk and disorderly. She was Miss Mary Hoyt, daughter or the late Jessie Hoyt. the million aire, and she recently figured in the court as a contestant of her fathers will. Yesterday afternoon she en tered the New Haver. Railroad waiting-room at the Grand central depot with a parasol in one hand and a satchel in the other. Officer Hagan was on du'y there, and immediately she began to berate him for not hav ing at one time arrested a servant of hers when she asked him. He tried to put her off, and she replied. Then after some forcible language, she struck him over the head with her parasol. The assault was witnessed by policeman Reynold, but Miss Hoyt was allowed to leave the room although she bad assured Hagen that she would have him "broke-" Then she Trent to the Nineteenth sub-precinct, mistaking it for a tele graph office, and was there arrested. She was fined 210, and then taken in charge by Dr. Tausky, her physician. I'ncertain Times AH Round. " Powerful eight o' polytics aroun' dis fall." observed Lncie Billy to a patrolman on Russell street jester day morning. -Yes." 44 Powerful embarrassm times, too, for some o' us.w I presume so." Powerful hard on an ole man like me not to know exactly what to do." "How's that V Wall, when a strancer takes you out in de back yard an' whispers dati he'll gin you 12 lur yer wotC data' one kind o' embarrassment When he doan' come down wid de cash, -.r-V.roA nnt an' wer ran't diaremem-i eralc A Carious Mountain. Fifteen miles north of Atlanta, Ga rises Stone Mountain. Though frequently visited by picnic parties from that section, it is not as gener ally known as its grandeur uieriU America boasts many higher mount ains, this measuring but eleven bun dred feet, but has few showing such remarkable beauties. Ihe circum ference of this mountain at its base is five miles. For more than one mile it rises abruptly eight hundred feet it is nearly four times as high as Bunker Hill Monument, and nearly as straight, then slopes grad ually to the summit Of course an ascent from this side is impossible and on every side ex cept one is accomplished with diffi culty. From the summit in addi tion to the usual southern landscape, one can readily distinguish Lookout and Kenewaw Mountains, so inter esting from their historical associa tion. Stono Mountain is comprised of a light colored granite. In some places where exposed to the action of the sun and water it has become striped, haviug the appearance ofj bright pieces ot carpeting hanging over the precipice. No grasses grow on this moun tain, but its absence in supplied by a reddish moss found only in high altitudes. At the foot of the moun tain azalias afford a wealth of bloom in their season. At least seven shades appear, varying from white to deep red. A yellow variety also abounds. These with a belt of wood laub furnish a setting worthy the beauty of this jewel. Stone Mountain lias given its name to a village about a mile away, where dwellers in the heated cities may breathe pure air. In look ing upon so much beauty and gran deur they may find rest for mind and soul, that rest which an inti mate acquaintance with aature al ways bring. Involuntary 3Iemcrism. Recently a remarkable case came und3r the notice of the police of this city, which, for want of a better definition, might be termed invol untary mesmerism. It is a case which would have delighted Mesmer. and will give the students of his doctrine food for reflection. August Bruder, a railroad laborer, met an old mend whom he had not seen for a long time, named A. Whitfield. They had been comrades and were much attached to one another. Scarcely had they exchanged greet ings when Bruder began to act in a strange manner, lie would mimic Whitfield's every motion, gesture. and all the while staring at bis friend with his face distorted like that- of a madman. The two sat down to dinner at the National Hotel, and Bruder or dered the same food taut Whitfield did, and kept perfect time to the motion of his arms and mouth This action was so curious that Whitfield walked down to the police station and gave his friend over to the police authorities. It was thought he was stricken with ner vousness or mesmerism, aud Dr. Wheeler was called in to decide the case. 1 he mesmerized man changed from Whitfield to the doctor, and upon his commands would do any thing. When told to stretch out his arms it was impossible to force them down. While undergoing the examination he made a rush at Cap tain Hair with the roar of a bull. Had he succeeded in grasping him there is no telling what he would have done, but upon com mand of the doctor would again subside into a quiet mood. It is a most singular case. Portland Or egon) Xev. Crottbing of Merinos For Mutton. YVcKi! and Following the lead of Mr. C. Hills I venture to offer a few remarks as to the best mode of crossing on meri nos for mutton sheep. I scarcely think the Downs, any of them. would answer well, as they are not very large, and they approach too near the merino in densentss and fineness of fleece I have used the Downs on Leicester and their grades with advantage in producing finer wool for family useand also superior mutton ; but the sheep that pleased roe most of all for general use was obtained by nsing a pure Cotswold rain on pure Southdown ewes. The result was a finelv-formed fheep of excellent quality of mutton, with dense, moderately Ions, crinkled ool. of grt lustre and fineness. The fleece of a lamb (accidentally killed by dogs in the fall) weighed, when well washed in warm water, Hi pounds. Now I feel confident that tbe Cot would cross equally well on tbe merino, giving the pro duce the size and aptitude to fatten desired for a mutten sheep, and pro ducing a fleece of good, serviceable and lustrous wool, which, if pro duced in sufficient quantities find a market for the manufacture of cer tain classes of goods. The whole re gion interested should adopt one standard of crossing, so as to make the produce of wool uniform. It won't do for one county to use Down rams, another Cots wolds, and still another Lincolns or Leicesters, as a nondescript clip will result that buyers will not care to handle. Mr. J. Harris, of Rochester, used Cots wold on merinos with the very satis factory results mentioned by Mr. Hills. If in a few generations the sheep get too coarse to suit the mar ket a cross back on a merino or a Southdown cross would do the work and add to the quality of mutton. I write from personal experience, having handled cross-bred sheep for twenty-five years, bred simply for good mutton and wool for family use. But mind one rule, never use ao.e,ra,m8- 11 u" ;MIf to na" the VI0Z7 grade rams. If you do you will not will be so various. 1 he attempts to raise vegetames . . i.n in Greenland are not marked wun WHOLE NO. 1736. The Little Savage. About the time when baby begins to put away monkey manners and to stand on two feet like a man, ho begins to show, in a very marked degree, the characteristics of savage tribes. For two or three years of this part of his life the best baby is a little savage. He may be said to be more or less on thegrib.'' (j object to slang as much as any man. but really there is no other way of describing the tendencies exhibited at this stage oi" baby's career.) If he has small brothers or sisters, or both, he is always more or less at war with these neighboring savages. If he is deprived ot' anything he has come to regard as his property, quite mistakenly it may well be, or if he sees in the hands oi his small kins folk any goods or chattels which seem pleasing in his eyes, he has but one way of expressing hiswishe3 : he goes for the possession of the de sired object, using hia h inds as weap ons if he has no others hr-.ndy, but bringing down a stick, or brush, or book, as the case may be, on th bead of his enemy with all the z?al of a Figian or an Ojihbtway n the war-path. Girl babies are pretty nearly as bud a boy babies in thrse matter?, only the girl savagu differs from the boy savage a much as savage woman differs from savage man. Of course there are many baby boys and baby girls who show little tendency to savagr ry, ju-tt as there have been many unculturpd races of man who hav been gentle and innocent. But the quiet babies are always weak and unhealthy. In the struggle for existence thfy guc cumb before their more ferocious brothers, just as the quiet ard gen tle savage tribes perish before their tomahawk-flourishing, spear-throwing, club-wielding neighbors. A Journey to the Son. As to the distance of ninety-three million miles, a cannon ball would travel it in about fifteen yar?. It may help us to remember that at the speed attained by the limited express oa our railroads, a train which had left the sun fur the earth when the May8uw-r sailed from Dellhaven with the Pilgrim Fathers, and which ran at that rate day and night, would in 1SS1 stii! be a jour ney of 6ome years away from its terrestrial station. The fare, at tne customary rate, it may be remarked, would be rather over S2,.jOO,0XJO, ho that it is clear that we would reed both money and leisure for the journey. Perhaps the most striking illus tration of the sun's dist ince i given bv expressing it in t-.rnis of what the physiologists would call velocity of nerve transmission. It has been found that sensation is not absolute ly instantaneous, but that it occu pies a very minute time to travel along the nerves ; so that if n fhiid puts its finger into the candle, there is a certain almost inconceivably small space of time, say the one hundredth f a ecorid, before he feels the heat In case, then, a child's arm were long enough to touch the sun, it can be calculated from this known rate of transmis sion that the infant would have to live to be a man of over a hundred years before it knew that its fingers were burned. Prof. S. P. Langeg, in the Century. Tbe Conscience Fund. The contributions to the con science fund of the treasury in the last fiscal year amounted to over 83,000. This fund hae, since its establishment twenty years ago, amounted to ahsjut $250,000. For some vear3 past it has averaged from 455,000 to $7,000 a year. The term " conscience fund " was originated by Treasurer Spinner. One day dur ing the war he received a letter at tbe treasury department from a man who enclosed a check for $1,500. saying it represented a misappropri ation of government funds of which he had been guilty while a quarter master in the army. "Suppose we call this a contribution to the con science fund and get it announced in the newspapers, and perhaps we will get some more," he suggested. The announcement was made, and the treasury became the recipient of such funds. The largest contribu tion ever made was S 1,000, forward ed by an ex-revenue gauger from Chicago, ts the amount of a bribe re ceived by him from distiller who desired to defraud the government The smallest was nine cent3, for warded by a Massachusetts man, who remembered that he had at one time, year3 efore, used a marked 3-cent stamp on a Utter. In order to relieve his conscience, he nent three times the original steal, which he thought was a fair compensation. Many of these contributions come from persons who have smuggled goods. The majority of these are from women. So Had lie. Thplate Profttnfir Iliinean. of St Andrew's, wa. prior to his appt.int-1 ment to h;s chair, rector of an acad emy in Forfarshire. He was partic ularly reserved in bis intercourse .k ..... f,. vriLu wjq tan tea,. i;m in ui i houses in Texas obtaining a professorship, he en- J w'T'hen you 'uk aa iRterest jn tured to make proposals toa Udy..lhe DoUe tr Mked the Btpan. They were walking together, and tbe er important ques-tion wa put any preliminary sentiment without i or notei or warning, ui course ine laay re- plied by a gentle "No!" Tbe sub ject was immediately dropped, bu the parties soon met again "Do you remember, at length! said the lady, -aqoestion you put to me when we Ia?t Tiet? j The professor said that ne remem- j uereu. i , And do you remember my ar.- swer, iir. uuncan : M Oh, yes," said the professor. Well, Mr. Duncan,'' proceeded the lady, "I haye been led, on consideration to change my mind." M And so have I," dryly responded the professor. He maintained his bachelorship to tbe close. An oyster produces 123,000,000 young oysters in the course of a year. Barbarities of Oid Rtusia. Of the barbaric features of the old Russia, out of which Peter sprang, the tortures attending judicial pro cesses were the most marked. His hither was considered unusually mild and gentle for a zar, and, in deed, has been named " the most Debonair"; but even under his reign there were fifty official execu tioners in Moscow, whose hands were incessantly red with their ghastly functions. Eery judicial investigation inyolved the iniliction of horrible tortures all rornd ; tor ture of suspected persona to extort confession ; torture of witnesses sup- poseu to kdow more than they re vealed ; torture of criminals to force tuem to betray their accom plices. Sometimes it wfts inflicted I y the alternate strokes of rods wielded by a couple of executioners, who kept time in hammering away at the bare backs of the prostrate victim, as smiths are accustomed to hammer at an anvil. Sometimes by the hor rible Mail-like knout, which cut a deep furrow at every stroke, till the back was ribbed and crossed from top to bottom. Sometimes by the continual dropping of boiling water on the top ot the head after it had been shaved. Sometimes by roast ing the naked back of the accused, over a roasting fire, above which he was suspended horizontally by a wooden spit Hanging and decapitation were the most common methods of inflict ing capital punishment, when the work had not already been done in the torture chamber; but suspen sion from hooka through ;he flesh, breaking alive on the wheel, and im palement on stakes, were by no means unfrequent Even private , individuals enjoyed a large freedom to torture and kill their er& and depk-ndar.ts, of which ampl advan tage was taken ; and ls late as the regency of Sophia. Peter's hulf si?ttT, a special edict was required to de prive creditors of the right to make perpetual slaves of insolvent debt ors, and even to maim and kill them at their pleasura. Quarterly !! CiVtr. A Iutcltelor's Joke. A young nobleman, of marriageable age, not long ago came to the conclu sion that it was time for him to lu"k out for a wife. His pur-suit in life not being of the most strenuous char acter, he had leisure to combine amusement with research. Accor dingly he advertisetl hia wants in a Milanese paper,requesting that every answer to the advertisement be ac companied by the portrait of the lady who replied. The result was sixty-five letters with as many maidenly countenan ces as would furnish a good-sized album. Embarrased by a choice of such unexpected variety, and dtsir uus to t ratify that sense of humor wiiicti evt-i lie serious nature of his quest could not repress, the young man replied to each of his corre spondents. Without the knowledge of the ollitrs lie sent a ticket fr an orches tra stall in the Scab thfatre, an nouncing that he himself w uld be in a particular box, the number and situation of which he stated. A few evening? later the theatre-going pub lic of Milan were perplexed toexphiin the apptrance of no of th rows of the orchestra stalls in that immense buildir.g. A long line of beauties in extreme elegance, unbroken by a singlo black coit, was observed. Furtively, and with trepidation, did each damsel from time to time raise her opera gi'iss to that box the cynosure oi" many bright eyes in which th grateful ) oath reposed. Suspicious ly, and with darkened brow did each damsel turn to the long file tf her neighbors, and wondered at the magnetism which drew each glass to the central post. By-and-by the audience, to whom f-ome hint or the secret had leaked out, began to give audibly signs that they enjoyed the joke. The spora- lic laughter ot the theatre increased the confusion of the young ladies and the contagion of the fun turned the sporadic mirth into a gf-neral roar. Varion Kind of Time. A gentleman rode up to small boy sitting on the fence in front of his home and inquired if he lived there. "I try to," wa3 the response. uWell my boy, can you tell me what time it is : I want to know what time it is ; can you tell me?"' "Yes, I kin; I wuz in the house jut five minute ago, and the oid clock wuz pintiii at II. "What kind of time do you have?-' "Oh, ns have all kind3." But I mean do you have soiar time or standard time?" "That's what I said. We have all kinds." "I don't understand you." "Well, come toour house and live, a while and yer'll learn. My sister Sal, she has standard time that's the clock ; the hired girl has gun time that s watching tbe shadders and pap and mam baa ad 1 ot a time that's what they're doin' in there now, and I'm settin' on the fence till they get her reggerlated. By gosh, you hadn't better wait roun 'jere if you don't want to hear suthi' strike, an' strike mighty dura hard." The man rode rapidly away and the boy kicked another plank off the fence. Mr. Anton Grandeolas, Belleyilie, Illinois, states that he was a long time a sufferer with rheumatism, which h curd bv the use of St Jaco, Oil, the great pain-cure. Racing Horaeti. ' . --'"-'t we run was engaged in a boss race which I took a ri2ht grflart interest" fs a , j v t A 7 arro. in Running race?" "Hit war." -Mile or half-uiiie track?" nit war a fi?v.rr,;! trar-k 8traEgfcr. Texa9 a big State." -a' fifty mile track! I never h(.ar)1 of gach a tLin? And diJyoa win : ' " Yon bet" " How much did you win I won the haw, stranger. X S'tn. I bought medicine in thirteen states, but nothing helped me till I got Ely's Cream Balm. In four days I could hear as well as ever. I am cured ot catarrh as well, it is the best medicine ever used. Garrett Widrick. Hastings, N. Y. " That same old coon. J f i i ir 1 j k II