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XAsBYS DREAM.
The Ex-Potincr of the Corederit
X Roads Ha a Pleaoam Dream
bat Terrible Awakening.
COXFEDEKIT X ROADS (Which IS
n the Stale uv Kentucky), June 9.
1SS4. I bed a dreem last nite wich
I wish from the bottom uv my heart
cood be realized. It wuz a dreem so
rich, no full uv everything wich wuz
deliteful, that I almost wish I Led
dide afore awakenin from it to the
cold realities u v a crooel and unsym
pathetic world. It wuz a dreem
wich extendid over a considerable
space uv time.
Methawt I wuz a delegate to the
Dimekratic Xashnel Convenshun
from this deestrik in Kentucky. I
wuz entirely happy, for I hed rooms
at a fust clas9 hotel and plenty uv
money, for I hed promised the man
agers uv all uv the candidates to
vote for their man, and wuz reseev
in money from each. In addishun
I hed sold all five uv the tikkits I
hed at my disposal to the conven
tion to outsiders, and lied turned a
handsome penny buyin up from the
other delegates, and sellin aein at a
higher nrice. All the delegates wuz
on the "rrake, only I hed sooperior
intelligence.
It wuz a deliteful experience, only
it wuz in my sleep. Thank heaven
for sleep ! All my good times I bev
in my dreems. We wuz alout to
concentrate on Tilden, Sam'l J., his
barl hevin bin tapped at both eends
and
THE BUNG KNOCKED OUT.
The old gentleman hed actooally
determined to be a candidate on a
reform platform, and wuz a buyin up
uv delegates at a rate wich I never
dreerned he was capable uv. No
matter wat may be sed uv his hon
isty, ther ain't no doubt ez to his lib
erality or hisakkeritknoilegeuv the
make-up of dimekratic convent-huns.
I hed sold out to him four times,
and so hed the heft uv the delegates,
and we got our money every time.
Samyooel's managers sed that so sot
wuz the old man on the question uv
reform that he'd scoop the nomina
shun ef he hed to buy every dele
gate to the convenshun.
Jist ez we hed made npour minds
to vote for him and end the matter,
we receeved a dispatch from Noo
York that the old man hed bin
struck with paralysis and his rite
Fide wuz completely ded. His man
agers were appalled at the terrible
intelligence, but not so the delegates.
One gentleman from Injeany riz to
bis feet and demanded in thunder
tones ef be cood still yoose his left
band.
" le kin !" wuz the reply.
" Very cood, then. He kin sign
checks with his left hand, and so
long ez
HE KIN SIGN CHECKS
he is a good enuff reform candidate
forme. With him ez our standard
barer the Dimocrisy uw Injeany
will pay cash for likker this Fall
any bow."
Then the dreem went on. We
went into the campane, and I mov
ed immegiately to Injeany, bekoz
thar ain't no money in bein a Diniy
krat in Kentucky. Kentucky is
safe enyhow, and whtn I asked Til
den for cash contribooshens for the
campane I was met with achillin
refoosle. The Reform tikkit kin
kerry Kentucky anyhow," wuz the
chillin response, " and my money
must go into the doubtful States."
Injeany being a doubtful State, I
went over ther, and threw my sole
into the work. 1 got the posishen
of disburser in a Congressional dees
trict, and when the eleckshun come
I voted six times, gittin my three
dollars per vote with the rest uv
em.
In my dreem Tilden was elected
on the reform ishoo, and then come
the millenium. We didn't pay
much attenshun to questions uv
public polisy, but we did make a
cleen sweep uv all the Republikin
offis-holders. We spared nothin.
One armed soljers was throwd out uv
places, ez wellez wimmen wich held
small post-oflises.
THERE WUZN'T A OITIB,
no matter how small, which we
couldn't find a Dimekrat willin to
take. There wuz wher we com
menced the work uv Reform.
Uv course I got the post-oflls at
the Cernere. The nigger Lubbock,
which hed held it since Grant's first
inoggerashun wuz relegated to his
shoe bench, and I was installed in
his place. The salary wuzn't large,
but ther wuz perkisits. I didn't
have the handlin uv any letters con
tainin remittances for noosepapers,
so I got no revenoo from that. The
Repubiikins in this visinity, ez soon
ez I wuz installed, mailed ther letters
containin money for noospapers at
other offises. becoz, ez they remarkt,
they hed been interdoosed to me,
and the Dimocrisy don't take no
noosepapers. This source uv reve
noo wuz cut off entirely.
But there wuz other things wich
did pay. I reseeved on a average
Fix letters a day addressed to the
Looseaner and other lotteries, and
them I capchered. I believe that
games of chance is immoral. Shood
I encurridge my people in this wiek
ednis ? No, and to cure 'em I opeu
ed the letters and didn't let 'em
know that I hed the money, hopin
that after trying several times for a
prize and gettin nothin, they wood
desist There is many ways uv
SF.RV1N THE LORD,
and I bev my pekoolyer way. And
it wux with grim eatisfackshen that
I opened Bascom's regler remittanc
es to No Orleans for lottry tickits,
and went over and paid him for his
likker in the same.
I quit goin to Bascom's almost al
together. I preferred to sit in my
ofiis, by a open winder, thro wich I
cood see the smoke of McPelter's dis
tillery risin gracefully to the hevins,
ndsend my first assistant out whose
8alery I collected uv the government
givin him my doo bill therefor,
for my likker. It wuz easier sendin
him out for my drinks than to go
myself, and much more dignified.
Deekin Pogram had got to be col
lector vice Pollock, removed, and ez
we hed got on appropriashen for
elack-waterin Seceshen Crik, with
all uv us in the contrat, and like
wise an appropriashen for a noo
poete-ffis, Bascom wuz reseevin cash
for his likker, and the Corners was
happy.
That wuz my dreem ez I dozed in
a chair at Bascom's. Wood that the
dreem hed continuod. Bat it did
not
I WAZ AWAKENED.
by the firln uv guns, and from force
of habit contraktid when I wuz in
the Loosiana Pelikins, the minnit I
heerd the sound I instinctively
6tartid to run. Comin to myself,
and rememberin that the war" wuz
over, I sot down agin.
vVat sounds reached mv ears ? It
wuz Pollock and Joe Bigler and a
hundred niggers on the Square
hoorahin for Blaine and Logan !
That wuz no dreem. The Republi
kin Convention lied met and did its
work, and these disturbers hed got
the nooze. And they wuz organizin
a Blaine and Logan Club rite under
our noses, and cz they bev got too
strong to be skeert by shot-guns, it
isn't at all onlikely that they may
kerry the County.
Sadly I asked Bascom for 6Uthin
and firmly he refoozed. "I don't
bleeve," sed Bascom, " that you will
ever git that postofiis, and therefore,
henceforth, for you, likker is cash
on delivery, or a minnit afore de
livery." And just then Lubbock, the nig
ger postmaster, past by, and he
leered into my face with a four-vears'-more
expression onto his face
that wnz sickenin. It WUZ Biore
than
ish.
sickenin it wuz
feend-
Petroleum V. Xasby,
(Despondent)
Farmer Should Raiwe Turkeys.
Let me tell how I raise turkeys.
I have six hens and a cock turkey.
Throusrh the winter and until they
begin to sit, their home is in the hay
barn over the floor. I keep a box
of oats by them, and they come
down daily for water, and when the
weather is good and the ground bare
they go out and forage as they like.
Oats, hay and what they pick up out
of the doors make up their living.
Oats make strong, lively chicks, and
the best provender for breeding birds
and beasts that we have. As the
tvrkeys have been at borne in the
barn all winter, they will be likely
to lay there, and if there is not too
much noise, the barn is the best pos
sible sitting place. They will begin
to lay by April 1st, or perhaps soon
er. I let them lay, but if I W3nt to
raise turkeys I do not set an egg till
after May 1st Young turkeys should
not come out of the shell in Massa
chusetts before the first of June.
Turkeys hatched by June 10th will,
while the reverse is true with the
large breeds. The small breeds
make early and quick returns with
generous feed and care, while, the
large breeds are more tardy in reach
ing a marketable condition, when
they will weigh very heavy.
The early or late profit in eggs
varies in the same way. While the
small breeds, as a rule, come into
laying at six, and at seme instances
at four months, the large breeds
linger until seven, eight and nine
months, according to the keeping,
while the greater amount of feed ex
pended has a telling effect on the
lias a telling eliect on
small breeds in the right direction
the contrary is observed with the sion, excesses of any kind, and defect
large breeds. Judgment must be jVe alimentation are among the more
exercised, for neither breed must, be I productive causes of emaciation. A
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stinted or starved, while growing
After the growth and feathering are
completed, the birds intended for
laying should be separated from
those that are fattening, and put on
small rations of fat-producing food,
and large rations of albuminous
food, such as buckwheat, wheat,
brans and milk. Of this they should
have all they will eat, but not with
holding corn entirely. When fowls
are in confinement it becomes nec
essary to exercise judgment in feed
ing, as too much stroug feed and too
little exercise have a tendency to
fatten the birds. When running at
large the case is different, for the
egg-producing breeds subsist largely
on worms and insects obtained by
scratching. The large fowls are not
so active, consequently must be put
on rations. In raising chicks for
market early chicks are best They
should come out of the shell as early
as they can be managed with suc
cess. This period varies with the
convenience and accommodations.
The location must be warm, and
front toward the first warm rays of
the sun. The north and west side
must be sheltered. Very early
chicks escape the gapes, for they
avoid the dampness of the growiug
vegetation. Correspondence Country
Gentleman.
How a Lost Bracelet M'as Itecovercd.
Several weeks ago a lady riding in
one of the cars of the Pennsylvania
railroad, between Pittsburgh and
Harrisburg, had the. misfortune to
lose a very valuable bracelet. While
putting up the window of the car, it
came unclasped and fell out. The
loss was reported to the conductor,
who took the name and address of
the lady, and four days afterward
she had the satisfaction of having
the bracelet returned to her. How
was it done ? By a very simple pro
cess. On arriving in Pittsburgh the
conductor" telegraphed the loss to the
various station-masters near where
it occurred ; the station-master of
each section placed ihe facts in pos
session of the track walkers, and the
track-walkers were given orders to
keep their eves open on their routes
for the bracelet. These men go over
the track every day. their business
being to see that no obstructions are
on the road. In this way one of
these wslkers discovered the piece
of jewelry. It was returned to the
station-master with the report of the
track-walker ; then it went to the
conductor with a report, and in due
time found its way to headquarters,
where the various reports were
placed on file, and finally returned
to the owner, whose receipt therefor
closed up the account
An Answer Wanted.
Can any one bring us a case of
Kidney or Liver Complaint that
Electric Bitters will not speedily
cure? We say they can not, as thous
ands of cases already permanently
cured and who are daily recom
mending Electric Bitters, will prove.
Brights Disease, Diabetes, Weak
Back, or any urinary complaint
quickly cured. They purify the
blood, regulate the bowels, and act
directly on the diseased parts. Every
bottle guaranteed.
Electric Bitters are sold at fifty
cents a bottle, and bucklen's Arnica
Salve at 25cts. per box bv C. N.
Boyd.
A camellia plant growing in a pot
will suffer to death without showing
it by the leaves flagging. Even to
remove a branch and throw it into
hot sunshine, the leaves will retain
their form and color for days, wholly
unlike the actions of most other
plants. Another peculiarity of the
camellia is, that its flower buds ap
pear six or more months before they
open. They may usually be seen
as early as June, and continue to
enlarge during the summer and fall,
flowering the following winter.
For Half life. Time,
Mrs. John GemmellMilroy, Mif
flin county, Pa., in the spring of 1SG4
injured her Fpine, and partial paral
ysis ensued. Fer nearly twenty
years she was unable to walk. In
the spring of lSS3-she was advised
to use SSt Jacobs Oil, the great con
queror of pain. The first applica
tion gave instantaneous relief. Be
fore the second bottle was exhaust
ed she was able to walk, and
cured.
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Adrice to Leao People.
"AH the world," remarked Cas
sius, rolling a cigarette, "is at enmi
ty with the lean man. He it is
against whom the hand of every
man is turned. The great look down
upon him and the lowly contemplate
his meager proportions with ill-concealed
scorn. The indignities to
which I'm subjected because of my
well, hardly emaciation my lack
of rotundity are frightful."
"And you travel on your shape,
too," sympathetically murmured
Casca, who is studying medicine.
Xot deigning to notice the well
meant remark of Casca, Cassius con
tinued. ; "The other day I went into
a clothing store in the Via Baxter,
near the Senate House, to get a pair
of trousers. 'Oh, yes, we can fit you
just as good as tailor,' said the mer
chan;. So I tried on a pair, and be
said that they fitted me like the skin
on a bologna, whatever that may be.
Fit! By Bacchus, they were big
enough "for the Colossus of Rhodes.
'Veil.' said the villainous knave-
Che was not of Roman birth, thank
the gods for that) dose pants yas
shust so 6chmall as anv I haf. You
vas too tin.' May I go naked till
the stones of the Capitol crumble
and decay before I'll buy of that
man."
A sage, who had been listening to
the conversation, approached the
party and, addressing Cassius, said :
"I will tell you what you need.
You must reform. You must give
up alcoholic stimulants. Emacia
tion, obesity, is often the indication
of disease. It should be promptly
combated.
THE STANDARD OK WEIGHT
in proportion to height which is reco
gnized by most insurance companies
as a basis for calculatina expectancy
gives a range of from 120 pounds
for a man 5 feet 1 inch in height to
ITS pounds for a man 6 feet in height.
The ratio of increase is not uniform.
A man 5 feet 6 inches, for instance,
should weigh 145 pounds; one 5
feet 7 inches, 14S pounds; 5 feet 8
inches, 153 pounds ; 5 feet 9 inches,
1G2 pounds, and so on up. The av
erage weight of a healthy woman is
about 20 pounds less than- that of a
healthy man. There may be and
are variations from the figures I
have given you even in health, but
they are as near the average as can
ascertained.
"Some people are naturally thin.
Others are thin because of their habits
of life. These, when detrimental,
must te corrected. .Memai uepres
man snouiu oe in a measure govern
ed in his choice of food by the work
in which he is engaged. Muscular
labor requires muscle-prod i cing
food, mental labor food rich in the
nutritive elements that support the
brain. Two forces are constantly at
work in the human body, one build
ing up the other tearing down
When the human being reaches that
stage where the tearing down is
greater than the building up his days
are numbered unless the destructive
process can be checked. The main
tenance of the equilibrium of these
forces constitute health. The con
structing or building up force must
fostered, and here is where diet
comes in. First as to appetite. The
body may be starved, because there
is no hunger for food and because it
excites positive disgust, or it may be
starved because the tood is not as
similated. "Very much more than
half the patients we lose,' says Cham
bers, die from impertect nitntion,
and verv much more than half of
those who recover gain that end by
chanced or designed restoration of
THEIR DIGESTIVE POWERS.
"What's all this got to do with mv
not getting a pair of pantaloons?"
asked Cassius, dreamily.
"Wait and see." answered the sage.
"Now I will tell you what you must
eat
"Indian corn in any form is excel
lent, and corn-bread, sweetened with
New Crleans molasses, is very whole
some and palatable. Pork and mut
ton are rich in the fat producing ele
ment. Potatoes, soups, and stews
will be just the thing for some men.
and milk is as good as any one arti
cle of food which can be eaten.
Beer is sometimes recommended,
but its value is questionable. The
extract of malt will accomplish ful
ly as much as an appetizer, and will
not produce the bad effects which
often follow the use of beer. Pure
glycerine, according to Dj'e, is not
excelled as a fat producer. He rec
ommends that it be taken in tea
spoonful to tablespoonful doses, well
diluted with water or milk, two or
three times a day after meals. The
same writer also suggests rubbinz
n matters, such as freshened lard',
into the pores of the 6km after a
warm bath. The bath he says, in
creases the absorbent capacity of the
skin, and this plan of introducing
fatty substances into the body has
been tried with the very best results.
One advantage it has is its avalibil
ity in cases where the stomach will
not tolerate oily substances. He
recommends also the use of the sim
ple vegetable bitters to stimulate a
weak appetite, such as gentian, quas
sia, and golden seal. Kneading the
bowels several times daily and bath
ing will assist digestion.
"To recapitulate, there is oil, milk,
cream, glycerine, soups, Indian corn
products, and pork and mutton as
fat-producing foods. Vary these
with eggs, beans, peas, and beef,
which are muscle-makers, and you
have a bill of fare composed of
wholesome, palatable food, rich in
fat and muscle-producing elements
and reasonably sure, with attention
to habits, to build up the emaciated
form. The list is not extensive,
but is sufficient to furnish a variety
of food suited to most seasons and
appliable to most persons." X. Y.
Tribune.
A Dreadful Disease.
Read, ponder and profit thereby.
Kemp's Balsam for the throat and
lungs is conceded by all who have
used it to excel any preparation in
the market as a complete throat and
lung healer. All persons afflicted
with that terrible disease consump
tion -will find speedy relief and in
a majority of cases a permanent
cure. The proprietor has authorized
C. N. Koyd to refund the money to
any party who has taken three
fourths of a bottle without relief.
P'ice 50 and tl. Trial size free.
Under the laws of Maine a person
who procures a divorce, cannot mar
ry for two years without permission
of the court granting the decree.
The soothing and restorative ef
fects of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral are
realized at once in all cases of colds,
coughs, throat or lung troubles,
while its far-reaching and powerful
healing qualities are always demon
strated in the most serious pulmona
ry disorders.
Large or Small Breed.
From 6ix months until the third
year is the age of fowls most pro
ductive of eggs, although this rule
may differ somewhat with different
breeds. For the largest amount of
eggs the small breeds are best, and
in mv experience tne 6mau oreeus
have the greatest endurance, and
better constitutions, and do not put
on superfluous flesh after arriving at
maturity. Many suppose that egg
producing fowls are not good Mesh
makers. In this respect the quality
and quantity vary greatly with age.
A Leghorn broiled at the age of 10
or 12 weeks is delicious and tender,
while a month or so later it could
scarcely be identified as the Bame
fowl. At the same age in a Cochin
or Bramah there are only bones and
tendons. Their flesh is not obtained
until months later. The small
breeds mature early, and even at
three weeks the bodies are feathered
if well fed, make good birds for
Thanksgiving. May turkeys are
very uncertain, and I do not try to
raise them. June weather is much
warmer and voune turkeys take
care of themselves then with little
loss.
After they are hatched I take tbem
out into the grass at once ; the old
hen takes care of them and they
grow rapidly. I like to feed them
every night with wheat or cracked
corn at first (I never give wet food)
and as near as possible to the trees
on which I want them to roost.
There is a fence under the trees and
I entice them to the trees and the
fences with their food. They soon
learn to roost on the fence, then on
the trees and after that they need
very little care. I give themall the
corn they want every night till Sep
tember; after that all they want
morning and night till I kill them.
I get as good turkeys as can be
found in the market I try to have
a large cabbage patch near the roost,
I feed corn to them in the cabbage
patch. They eat all the corn they
want, and all the cabbage worms
they can find. Cabbage worms are
good food for turkeys and it is very
good for the cabbages to have the
turkeys eat them. A flock of well
fed turkeys can range at will on the
farm without doing harm of any
kind, and are the best of scavengers,
living largely on grass hoppers and
other noxious insects.
A Cure fr Packed Crops.
For years I have had hens now
and then sick with the following
symptoms: They appear stupid, with
wings drooping, comb and wattles
palei In a few days they died.
This winter I undertook to find out
the cause and, if possible, a cure. I
am now satisfied that generally this
condition is caused by the crop be
coming packed and hard from some
cause so that its contents do not
pass into the gizzard, and the fowl
actuallv dies from starvation with
its crop full. Kxperienced poultry
men may doubtless know all about
this, but I apprehend that few far
mers understand the cause or how
to cure it I became satisfied on
this point by shutting a hen up with
a crop in such a condition where she
ceuld not get any food and after she
died I found her crop was as full as
when I first discovered that she was
sick. I also found out by examina
tion that in a healthv condition
when the crop is full, it is pliable,
and the grain in it when it is press
ed. will move readily. This in not
the case when it is packed, as then
it seem3 to be in a solid mass.
I found a hen thus affected a short
time Eince and cut a small hole into
her crop where it projected out Ihe
most, and with a small hairpin re
moved the entire contents. The
passage leading to the gizzard
was packed very hard. This I
carefully cleaned out and then sewed
up the opening which I had made
into the crop and also the opening
through the skin, with a white silk
thread. I sewed up both apertures
as closely as possible, and gave her
bread soaked in milk for food.
Within twelve hours her comb and
wattles assumed their natural red
color, and the hen became as lively
as ever. In a few days the wound
healed and she entirely recovered.
The contents of the crop, (wheat and
corn,) when taken out, smelled
badlv.
Disciplining a Snake.
It is but fair to snakes to state
that, though I have often been scar
ed by them, they have now and
then amused and interested me.
To give an instance in their favor :
One day I was sitting with a friend
in his veranda, when a chattering,
hissing mass fell lrom the thatch
roof down to the broad patch, so
necessary round a dwelling in lands
where grass fires are frequent, and
would, but for this precaution, be
likely to come roaring for admit
tance to the threshold. Well, this
roll of living matter fell, and nat
urally antipathy running through
my nervous system like an electric
current warned me that a snake,
though undistinguishable, was . in
this bundle; and, surely, soon a
brown one uncoiltd itself and went
across the path, much impeded by
two valiant little birds, who must
have caught him poiching in their
nest and turned him out. Now they
were seeing him safe off the premises
and on his way into the thick rufuge
of grass, for which he was hurrying
against adverse circumstances, the
birds were giving him a piece of
their mind in aggravated twitter
language. He could not stand and
give fight, for the moment he look
ed to right an angry beak nipped
his left side; on turning to the left
he received a peck on his smooth,
rippling skin from the infuriated'
parent to the right. On and on went
the brave birds worrying the snake
until the grass was reached, and
then they left him.
A Great Surprise
Is in store for all who use Kemp's
Balsam for the throat and lungs, the
great guaranteed remedy. Would
you believe that it is sold on its mer
its and that each druggist is author
ized o refund your money by the
proprietor of this wonderful remedy
if it fails to cure you. C. N. Boyd
has secured the agency for it. Price
50 cents and SI. Trial size free.
Superior blankets are now being
woven of cow hair. Only the longer
hair is used.
A Lawyrr'n Opinion of Interest to all.
J. A. Tawney, Esq., a leading at
torney of Winona: I take great pleas
ure in stating that I regard Dr.
King's New Discovery for Consump
tion, as the best remedy in the world
for Coughs and Colds. It has never
failed to cure the most severe cold I
have had. and invariably relieves the
pain in the chest."
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APPLY TO
B AVCrll & SONS,
Sole Manufacturers of the Si5 l'lioaiihate,
FHII.AHEI.PIIIA. PESS'A.
To tee onr Immense Hntail Stores, Silk",
Press Goods. Ureas TriuiiuinES. Hosiery. K.UI,
Silk and Lisle Oloves: Millinery, leathers.
1 lowers. Laces. Embroideries, Parasols, hun Urn
brellas. Fans. Handkerchlels. Ladles' and Cbil
drens Wraps and Suits. Jersey Jackets in ldaeb:
ana colors; white (rrii'luatinir cresses, I noer
wear fur Men, Women and Children ;
Furnishing Goods
For Men and Hoys, Lace Curtains, Table Linens,
iowels. ioa can iret everything you
need under one roof.
JOS. HOME & CO.
Fenn Ave. Retail Stores, Plttstori
LIBRARY UALLBV1LD1SG, ABOVE BA St.
5 Big Stores in One.
CALVIN HAT,
BERLIN",
(MILLER'S MILL.)
MANUFACTURER OF
FLOUR & FEED!
I alwavs keep on hand a large stock of FLOUR,
COKN-MKAL. BIOKWHKAT FLOUR, and
all kinds of CHOP. Also, ail klndsof GRAIN,
wnicn i sen at
BOTTOM PRICES!
Wholesale and Retail. Yon will save money by
buying lrom me. My stock is always Fresh.
ORDEES FILLED PROMPTLY.
CURTIS K. GROVE.
(East from Court House,)
Somerset, fenn';
Manufacturer of
I.
BUGGIES,
SLEIGHS,
CARRIAGES,
SPRISG IVAGOSS,
BUCK WAG OSS,
AND EASTERN AND WESTERN WORK
Furnished on Short Notice.
Painting Done on Short Time.
My work Is made out of Thoroughly Sratontd
'Wood, and the Brit Iron and Sleet, substan
tially Constructed, Neatly Finihed, and
'Warranted to Give Sat it faction.
I Employ Only First-Class Workmen.
Repairing of All Kind!n Sly Line IKineon Short
Notice. riCES REASONABLE, and
All Work Warranted.
Call and Examine my Stock, and Learn Prices.
I do Watron-work, nj furnish Selves tor Wind
Mills. Remember th. place, and call in.
CURTIS K. GROVE,
(East of Court House.)
apr30-lyr. SOMERSET, PA.
PATENTS
obtained, and all business In th. U. 8. Patent
Office, or in th. Courts attended to for MODERATE
FEES.
We at. opposite the V. 8. Patent Office en
gaged In PATENT BUSINESS EXCLUSIVELY, and
can obtain patents in less lime thau those remote
from WASHINGTON.
When nied.l or drawing- is sent w. advise as to
patentability free of charge : and we make NO
CHARGE UNLESS WE OBTAIN PATENT. . ,
V e refer, here, to the Postmaster, the Supt. of
th. Money Order Division, and to oRtctelsof th.
U. 8. Patent Office. For circular, advice, terms,
and raterence to actual cheats in your own Stat,
or county, address
O. A. SNOW & CO.,
Opnorita Pteatent (Un,
Waibiniton, D. V.
CHARLES HOFFMAN.
(Aoov. Hsnry Henley's Store.)
LATEST STYLES oft LOWEST PRICES. '
tSTSA TISFACTIOH GUARANTEED.
SOMERSET, PA.
GOLD:
forth, workingelasi. Sen
iO cents for postage, and w.
will send yon flee n roy a
valuable box of sample good
that will put yuu In th. way of mating more noon
cy in a lew day. than yon ever thought possible
at any business. Capital not required. We will
start you. Yon can work all the time, or in spar,
tlm. only. Th. work It universally adapted to
both sexes, young and old. Yon ean easily earn
from 60 eenU to .00 every evening. That all who
want to work may test th. business, we will
make this unparalleled offer : To all that are not
aiisOed w. will tend il to pay forth, trouble of
writing s. Fall particulars, directions, etc. sent
free. Fortunes will be made by those who glv.
their whole time to the work. Great success ab
solutely sure. Don't delay. Start now. Address
Stibsx a Co , Portland, JUlnc jttaa.
jp m rr
HER HA T TAILOR
KEIE1AL FIICIAM MET.
H. H- FUCK,
Mayfigld Farm, Laransvillg, Pera'a.
Champion Grain Drill.
Th. r-hamnlon el the World has a positlre fcrca
feed for grain, grass seed, and ienHteer. wm
sow from the smallest amount of leniller or
wish, imii i uiiv uriMio .-owe . - -
fuMiired at IJtweico, N. 1.
CLODCRUSMEHand LEVEI-ER.
MIC DtlllVERIZIIlU n n r. t
is cut, lilted .M turn. ,"- , rah.
;"oTr tT. th.7TyTmpTcment that can do the
work tborounly In hard or lonsn .on, or u.j
plowed sod.
THE UNION HORSE POWER
Has lare track wheels. Is dnuhle-ceared and lev
el tread, lior.-es stanil level, and work with ease.
This power is always ready, and can le used lor
iiihiit purposes. Kuu as irexulariand steady as
steom. by means 01 a irovernor. orspeeu reeuiaujr.
THE LSIOX ' THRESHEK AM VLEAM.K
does its work effectually. Also, Thresher and
Shnkcr. without leaner. Will thresh all kind,
of Grain, B Wheat and Grass Seed. Call and see
It.
Buyer's Farm Mill
FTSj3 -, Grinds all klndsof Oraln and
VwCEftf' .ruHhiMi unit irrinils corn on to.
cob In one operation. Grinds
and sins corn and meal ready
for u-e. I also sell the Little
iHant ;orn .wo i''u-Ntl
oD. horse will crush and grind
from 5 to t bushels per hour.
Erafllev's AmBricaa Harvester, No 4.
Hradley's Little Keeper Is only 8! feet wide,
and rut? a 6 foot swath. This is wllhouc doubt the
lightest running and most easily operated ma
chin, wade. Noipdverinitor scattering in heavy
uraln. Hinders carry no rake. Cutt whe-t, rye,
oats buckwkeat, clover, timothy and com ready
forihoi-kiiiK. It is a perfect irem. Kvery owner
nf Rrn.Hev Is iteliirlitcd. and is shouting Its
proUes all over the County.
Is a Ihcht running, perfectly balanced, and easi
ly oterateil machine. Has a floating bar; and tre
mendous cutting power: no clogKing or choking up
no matter now tne grass is.
Bradley's
Self
Dumping
Horse
Sake.
mmsm
Has high wheels and long teeth, curving well
nnder. and carry the hav. Any lady or boy able
to drive, can easily operate it. lumps Itself, and
turns as readily as a sulky. It ia " perfection."
Don i tail to come ana see it.
Water-Proof
The best and ebeaiK-st roof
ing known, easily put on, and lasting Also used
In place of plaster, and for weather boarding.
Carpets and Kugs.
The Bradley Road Cart
Is the lightest running vehicle made. Oentlemen
buy them for tbeir road driving. Business men
use them for running about. Iadies and children
enjoy them, in faet, everybody will have them.
Ten dinVrentst ties. Send for circular.
Powell' Fertilizer, warranted pureor forfeited.
Powell's Tip Top Bone fertiliser Powell's dissolved
Bona, etc etc., and Powell's Chemicals for making
Fertilizer at home, costing only ft per ton.
Agents wanted In every township. Also, any oth
er implements or machines you may need, I ean
procure for you at les than factory prices. Being
a practical farmer, 1 know what machines are best
adapted to our u?f, aud have spent much time to
get the B KST. My aim has been to get machines
that are well madeand durable light running,
easily otierated, and that do the work well, and I
think I have succeeded, av-.t full line of re
pair tUway on hand. You are invited tocali and
see before purchasing. These machines are al
ways on exhibition, and in season at work in my
tields. Nisitors always welcome, except Sundays.
1 sell alKive machines for less money than manu
facturer's prices. Circulars by mail on applica
tion. H. H. FLICK.
Mayfleld Farm. Lavansvllle. Pa.
Farm oout hwest of P. O. a?rt3-m.
NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC.
DR. S. L. GESNER.
OF PHILADELPHIA,
PRACTICAL OPTICIAN.
Is now stopping In Somerset, at th. Somerset
House, for a snort time only.
All those afflicted with
DISEASED EYES
Would do well to consult him In regard to their
Eyes. Keterencs as to capability of suiting dis
eased F.yes : Dr. Henry Brubaker, Oen'i Wm, H.
Koonls, H. I Baer, Esq., and many others.
gHERIFFS SALE.
B" virtue of eer'ain writs of Vend Ex.,
Issued out. of the Court of Common Pleas of Som
erset County, Pa., and tome directed, there will
he exposed to public sale at the Court House, in
Somerset. Pa., on i
FRIDAY, JULY IS, 1SS4.
at I o'clock p. v., all th. right, title. Interest and
claim of the detendants, John J. Kelm. Daniel
Hershberger, A. P. Beachy. Elias Hershberger,
P. S. Hay, Henry Bodes. Ellas Wlneland, Catha
rine Idot, wife of C. O. Lint, Eliza Felk, wife of
D. M. Felk, Samuel Flickinger, Oeorge A. Bo
des. William Flickinger and Joseph Kelm, doing
business in th. nam. and style of the Steam UriM
Allll Company, an Incorporated joint stock com
pany, and C. t. Lint, husband ot the (aid Catha
rine Lint, and D. M. Feik, husband of said Ellis
Felk, of, in and to th. following real estate, situ
ate In West Salisbury, Eikllck township, Somer
set County, Pa., being two certain lots of ground
adjoining public road leading from Salisbury to
est ftaiim.ury on tne norm, street on tne west,
lot of Ferdinand Brelg on the South, and Cassel
man river on th. east, having tbereon erected a
three-story Steam Orlst Mill, in good running or
der, engine and boiler houne attached. Alio, a
two-story dwelling house, shoemaker shop, and
stable, with the appurtenances.
Taken in execution at the suit of John Hersh
berger. HoTtcn. All persons purchasing at the above
sale will pleas, take notice that a part of th.
purchase money to oe made known at I be Urn.
of sale will be required as soon as th. property
la knocked down, otherwise It will be again ex
posed to aal. at tb. risk of the first purchaser.
The resMueof the purchase monev must b. paid on
or before Thursday of the first week of September
Court, the time fixed by the Court for theacknowl
dgmrat of deeds, and nodeed wiU be acknowledg
ed until the purchase money Is paid In full.
JOHN J. SP ANGLER.
JunelS. Sheriff:
t m i 1 1 nui i im ii m m
jar
Mil, Can hi adjusted in a., instant b, mean, or
il . lever to wc-ri deep or shallow. The principle
ihl AO. ii to cut, "It d tarn-palverie
cLt.nne-unCv.;nr.aees. "'M.
BraW toratt Spl lier,
gg? Bii&lniJla
BANNER
r v
POWDER
Always the Best.
! Cnaa Tartar is stss Acid.'
Which lithe product or th. natural grape fruit.
Science eubmiU that fruit acid is conducive to
health. It if therefore apparent to th. intelligent
mlLd that s pure grain cream tartar baking pow
der Is tlie only kind that ean Be truly cousMered
healthlul. From its beginning, orr teventeen
year,'' BAJfsxn' Baking Powder had had for
lUbssfSth. highest testtw per cent, pure grape
cream turtar, ami thousands of families who hav.
sed th. " Banseb" brand all these yearsare to
day more fully convinced that It i. "Atway the
Beit," because of it perfect purity and health
lulness. CatarrH
Causes bo
or Dread,
Relief at
Pain
tA
Glres
On ee
Xot a Liquid
or
Snnff. Applied
with the flnger.
Thorough treat
ment will Cure.
Price 60 cents, by
HAY-FEVER mail tr at ! to a a 1st
ELY BROTHERS, Druggists, Oswego,
N. Y
maras.
I am now prepared to handle a
Iarijer Stock of
Drugs and Medicines
Than ever before. 1 have add
ed a Complete Stock of
PAINTS,
OILS,
VARNISHES,
BRUSHES,
AND
WINDOW GLASS.
If you are
Goods in
to use any
this Line, call
and get Prices
Try
Franklin Ready-mixed Paints,
Thev are the Best in the Mar-
tr
ket. Sole Agency for
ALAB A.STIJE "
Used for "Walls and Ceilings.
NOTHING BETTER.
I have Greatly Increased my
Stock in
EVERY DEPARTMENT.
CALL AUD GST P2ICES EEFCES
PUBCHASnTG ELSEWHEES.
Good Goods,
Low Prices!
flt3riure Drugs Are a
Specialty.
MAMMOTH HLOCK,
SOMERSET PA.
FOITTZ'S
HORSE AND CATTLE POWDERS
Ho Hrna will die of Coltc. Pot nr
TKa. if ri-Mitjs'a Powiien ure iwd tn tuiiP.
FoutFii Pnwrrwirt;rt nt prevent tmtvn.
Fotz r"(wtl-r will pi-Trent ix Fowls,
FvMH' Pnw.,en will tnrrct-e tlt- qnnnt'rv of tv.lt:
and rrenm twenty per cenu mul make the UtOer firm
anl sweet.
Foutz' Powlr wilt mre or prevent afrroitf ktkkt
t)l"KAft to wnirh Horc :wl i ttlt nnt ilttert.
Foitz's Powmu wiu. ohm bat is? actio.
Sold everywhere.
DAVID 7. POUTS. TroprUto.
A1TIKORE.MD-
ISAAC SIMPSON,
t
LIVERY AID SALE STABLES,
PATRIOT ST., SOMERSET, PA.
ALSO D KALES la
EASTEB1T-MADE BTCGIZS, WA
GONS, CAftflTAGES, &c
If too want to buv a Oood ami CbeaD Wims
or Howry of anv description call on me. I also
krep constantly on hand a Large Assortment of
fine Hand-made
Harness, Saddles, Bridles, Whips,
Brushes, Lau-Rlankets, and everything to be
found in a nrst-elass Saddlery.
Quod teams and Bidinv Horses always ready for
hire. When In need of anything In my line, glv.
ISAAC SIMPSON,
Somerset, Pa.
apr3-m
AO n 1 7 R Scna MnM 10r P0
IX lAtm Kmm no and receive free a
eostly box of xuods, which will help yon to mure
money rhiht away than anything else in thb
world. Ail, of either sex, succeed from first hoar.
The bread roa to fortan. opens be lore th. work
rs, absolutely tare. Atoaoe address, Tara tt
Co., Augusta, Main. tana.
(ry vsx.
fTiO?????? nor-tbismediein.
f:JUifs,'f(r.nr,
. . I. ' till manner of chronic
rji a rt
standing
eomplalnts, Erub-
tKs of the skin,
such as Pimples,
Hloteh.s and
Hashes, King
Worms, Tetter,
Sil Kheuni,S-ald
Head, Smduia or
King's Evil,
Kbtinit ism.
Pain in th. Bones,
Sid. and Head,
and all disease
arising froi.; ira
purity of th.
Dlood. With this
rare medicine in
your house yon
it Salts, Castor Oil, Citrate of Maj
or Manna, and soon tne whole of
them, and
Hat is better, it may b. taken with
safety and
as well as b.
to the taste
drrn. It U
mtort by tne most delicate woman.
the robust man. It Is very pleasant
ere fore easily administered to ehil-
ih. only vegetable reined? existing
which will isswer in place ol calomel, reguiatieg
the action oflhe liver without making yuu a Hie
long victim if th. us. of mercury or blue pills.
It wlllopen p dow.is in a proper ana wnoiesom.
manner, f
There is pothing like Fahrney's Blood Clean
er lor the dure of all disorders ef the Stomach,
Liver. BowSii, Kidneys and Bladder: for nervous
diseases. Headache. Costlveness, Indigestion,
Bilious Ff fr, and all derangement of the In
ternal vicet- A s female regulator it ha no
equal In thd world.
"Anottncf vi urevciiiuu wuri u mor lain
uound of cuXs." The Pasacsa will not only cure
old standitikand malignant complaints, hut I; one
of the best tl'reventatives of such disorders ever
offered to tl world. Yon can avoid severe at-
tacks of ac. disease, sm h as Cholera, Small.
pox. Typhoid. Bilious, Spotted and Intermittent
Fevers. by4 keeping yoi.r blood punned. The
diff erent decrees ol all such diseases depend al
together u ten the condition of the blood.
b sure i ask for FAUa.ixt's BLnotCLiA5S
xa on Packa, as there are several other prep
arations In tae market, tb. names ol which are
somewhat sisillar.
Dr. Geo. G. Shively & Co.,
Successor to Fahrney'j Bros. A Co.,
MANlFicTCKERS ANI PROPRIETORS
1 .marai I Watsxhbobo. Pa.
SCROFULA
i
and all terofulous diseases. Sore. Erysipe
las, Kixeiiia, Blotc-hes, Kingwonu, To.
mors, Carbuncles, Boils, aud Eruptions
of the ttkin, are the direct result of an
impure state of the blood.
To cur. these diseases the blood must be
purified, and restored to a healthy and na
tural condition. Ayer's Saksapauilla has
for over forty year been recognized by emi
nent medical authorities as the most pow
erful blood purifier in existence. It frees
the syiem from all foul humors, enriches
and strengthens the blood, removes all trace
of mercurial treatment, and prove itself s
complete master of all scrofulous diseases.
A Beeent Cure of Scrofulous Sore.
".Son. months ago I was troubled with
scrofulous sore (ulcers) on my legs. The
limbs were badly swollen aud inflamed, and
the sores discharged large quantities of
offensive matter. Every remedy 1 tried
failed, until 1 used Avkk's Saksapariixa,
of which 1 have now tiiken three Dollies,
with the result that tli. sores are liruVd,
ami my general health greatlv improved.
1 feel very grateful for the good
niediein. has done uie.
your
Yours respectfully, .MR. Ax O'P.ci an."
Sullivan St., ew York, June ;l, 1 v.'.
All person in.erpste! are invitM
to call on -Mr. O'lirian; mNo tifHni tho
Kev. . . AVil.ii of 7H f iit .Villi Mmt,
New York City who will take plruttur
in tttfyinic to th wonclrrful eltic-acy of
Ayer'A &araparill. not only In the cunt
of thin laly. but in hi own rMe ami
many others withlu. hir knowletiKe.
The weU-kuown miter on the &$ton
B. W. Ball, of LocIuiUr, yjl,9 writes, June
7,
" Having snflVre! severely fur some ypnn
with Eczema, aud having taitfnl to flitl relu-f
froumtuer remedies, 1 have iiute us?, ilunnj
the pat three month. 'f Avek's Sar.ia
ItiXLA. whirh baa etttl a miHi'rf cure.
1 conitlr it a magniticeut remedy fur all
bloni tliAtraBes."
Ayer'sSarsaparilla
stimulates and regulates the action of the
ilijestive and assimilative orgnns, renews
and strengthens tlie vital forces, and seedilr
enres Kheumatiam, Neuralgia Rheuma
tic Uont, Catarrh, General Debilltv, aud
all disease arising from an impoverished or
corrupted condition of the blood, aud a weak
ened vitality.
It Lh incomparably the cheapest blood medi
cine, on account of its concentrated strength,
and great power 6ver disease.
PREPARED BY
Dr.J.C.Ayeri Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by all Druggists: price f I, six bottles
for i.
THE GREAT GERMAN
REMEDY
FOR PAIN.
Relieves ami cur
ltHEUIATISX,
Neuralgia,
Sciatica, Lumbago,
ntiHtiiiE.
BEADACHK.TOOTHACHZ,
SORE THROAT.
Ql'IXSY. SWELL1NU8.
MP St.. I .
Soreness. Cuts. Bruises.
FROSTBITES.
BI'K.. M'LD,
and all other bodily aches
and pains.
FIFTY CENTS I BOTTLE.
Sold ty all DmKicwt and
iN-Hlt-rC iMrecliuus Id 11
hiiigm-.ges.
The Charles A. Voglw Ca.
UTmiiiii fT s. VlMiKlJLa GO I
ii i r, mL. c. a. a.
COOKJOTES
ALWAYS SATISFACTORY
EIGHTEEN SIZES AMD KINDS
ALL PURCHASERS CAE BE SUITED
Isaac iSteppard 3 Co. .Bitimore.Hi
ami Fort s.n.v :iv
R. B. Schell & Co.,
leoauyr. SOMERSET, PA.
ONIHR MA Mia ITT.
Corrwtad by Oook kx BaaatTS.
a BALERS IV
CHOICE GROCERIES, FLOUR A FEED
Apples, dried.
sgi
, 4oue
i -IS
joe
7
3nj3'V
o
loe
U'-i
lie
Auuiehntter,
gai....
Kran, fi l u as
Butter, f (keg)
- (roil)
Buckwheat ft bush
" meal, 100 t.
Beeswax f
Kaeon, shoulders, f)
" sides,
country hams, f)
Cnrn, (ear) new ft bushel
IMshelied) old ' ;
" mealfl ft
Calf skins, ft ft
Kicks, fdui
riuur. Ibl
7Se-0
7a80e
3C
, fre
a
.45 iCw7 00
75e
Flaxseed, 9) bu. (60 1.)....
Hasas. (suaar-eured) W ft lee
Lant,f) ft VM-tjVi'i
Leather, red sole, ft ft aoi-ict-tie
upper, 5cToe
kip, 7Sc
Middlings, and ebon 104 fts 'i Oe
Oats, y bu oc50e
Potatoes, f) bu (new) ij..oe
Peaches, dried, ft 8oilue
Rye. w bu 7ft(4S
Kaga,W ft 1.
Salt, No. 1, V bbl, .xtra 1 KK 00
14 Ground Alum, per sack tl 40&tl M
" Ashton, per sack J iO
Sugar, yellow f) ft scat
" whit. elee
Tallow, f) ft oT
Wheat. bu .1 00
Wool. Vft SacOO.
NEW
DRUG STOKE!
Drugs & Medicines
OF ALL KINDS,
New and Fresh !
OILS. PAINTS,
SPICES, PERFUMERY,
fee.. fce.
Pkytieian Prescription and Family Receipt
filled with Cart and Dispatch.
EE. J. A. LUTHES, SEUGGIST.
On Main Street. In bnlldlnr formerly oeenpled
fLLflRCP. or old
ran do with fc
nesia. Senni
is
1
llriillilkciEBao i
Apr
Iiiiei
by (toorga &. Parker. may'JB-bin.
SPRLXG WITHOUT BUjSmjms.
La,e LTe to Look f,lP J,T
eer too Late to Mead.
Readers of Hawthorne's H0u.
of Seven Gables " will recall the Pa
thos with which poor Clifford Pvn
cneon, who had been nnjustiv im
prisoned since hia early manhood
said, after hia release : 14 H j life
gone, and where ia my happine
Oh ! give me my happiness But
that could be done nly in part as
gleams of warm sunshine occasional
ly tall across the gloom of a New
England autumn day.
In a letter to Messrs. Hiecock Jfc
Co. Mr. L. II. Titus, of Pennington
V J., says : -1 have suffered untold
misery trom childhood from chronic
disease of the bowels and diurrLu a
accompanied by great pain. I goo-hi
relict at the hands ot physicians of
every school, and used every pai.t
and domestic remedv under the sun
I have at lust found" in PAUKEIi'S
rONIC a complete specific, prevent
ive and cure. As your invaluable
medicine, which did for me what
nothing else could do, i9 entitled to
the credit of my happy days I
cheerfully and gratefully acknowl
edge the fact."
Mr. E. S. Wells, who needs no in
troduction to the people of Jerv
City, adds : "The testimonial of Mr
Titus is genuine and voluntary
only he does not adequately portray
the suffering he has endured for
many years. He is my brother-in-law,
and I kntiw the case well. He
is now perfectly free from his old
troubles, and enjov. health and life
iting it all to PARKER'S TON
IC Lnequaled as au invigorant
stimulates all the organs, cures ail
ments of the liver, kidneys, and all
diseases of the blood.
The historic Ghetto of Rome,
where so many millions of the exiled
children of Judah have lived and
died amid squalor and persecution,
is at the present moment being lev
eled with the ground, in preparation
for the grand embankment which is
to sweep along the Tiber from end
to end of the Eternal Citv. Amonsr
other dinsy edifices. th fnmniw
house which tradition iointn to aa
the one in which St. Paul lodged is
doomed to destruction. No tears
need be shed over it, any more than
over the rest ol the Ghetto. A more
disgraceful assemblage of filthy rook
tries did not exist in Europe. There
was no romance whatever, either in
tlie appearance of the quarter itself
or in the ragged and disease-marked
crowd wiio lived in its polluted
atmosphere. The Ghetto of Rome,
like so many other things in life,
may have;been very romantic to
people at a distance, but in reality
it was nothing better than a den cf
very dirty thieves.
Cause and Kffet.'t.
At times symptoms of indigestion
are present, uneasiness of the stom
ach, Ac, a moisture-like perspira
tion, producing itching at night, or
when one is warm, cause the Piles.
The effect ia immediate relief upon
the application of Dr. Rosanko's
Pile Remedy, which cosU you but
50 cents, and is sold by C. N. Boyd,
the Druggist.
A remarkable statement was re
cently made to one of the editors of
the Ma'dicivj Aye with reference to
the close application to his business
of the treasurer of the Providence
and Worcester Railroad Company.
This gentleman, it is stated, accom
panied a party of otlicials of the road
and others who made the inaugural
trip on the occasion of the opening
of the road in 1877. and, although
he has been connected with it dur
ing all the years since, has not rid
den a mile on its rails from that day
to the present. He has not been
outside the city limits of Providence
for thirty years, and to-day carries a
watch which he has carried 50 years
and which he has in all that time al
lowed to run down but twice.
Canse of Failure.
Want of confidence accounts for
half of the business failures of the
day. C. X. Royd, the Druggist, is
not liable to fail for the want of con
fidence in Dr. Bosanko's Cwugh and
Lung Syrup, for he gives away a
bottle free to all who are suffering
with coughs, colds, asthma, con
sumption, and all affections of the
throat and lungs.
One of the raost popular of West
ern revivalists has great quantities ef
colored bills posted, circus fashion,
on the walls of the towns in which
he is to conduct services.
Avoid by all means the use of
calomel for bilious complaints.
Ayer's Cathartic Pills, compounded
entirely of vegetable ingredients.
have been tested for forty years, and
are ackncwledtjed to be tlie best
remedy ever deyised for torpidity of
the liver, costiveness. and all de
rangements of the digestive appa
ratus.
The prettiest lady in Somerst re
marked to a friend the other dar
that she knew Kemp's Balsam was
a superior remedy, as it stopped her
cough instantly when others had no
effect whatever. So to prove this
C. X. Royd will guarantee it to all.
Price 50 cents and $1. Trial size
free.
A Western Xew York farmer still
holds 1,5 10 bushels of his wheat crop
of 1S82. Last June he could have
sold it for $1.25 ; he is now offered
31.14, and there has also been
shrinkage in waste aad loss of in
terest.
A Sensible Man
Would use Kemp's Balsam fr
the throat and lungs, It is curina
more cases of coughs, colds, asthma,
bronchitis, croup, and all throat and
lung troubles, than any other medi
cine. The proprietor Las authorial d
C. X. Boyd to refund your money if.
after taking three-fourths of a bottle,
relief ia not obtained. Price 50 cts.
and $1. Trial size free.
The former President of a Hart
ford temperance society and his wife
have become inebriates, and the Hu
mane Society is looking after them.
Backhand's Arnicas aal re.
The Best Salve in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt
Rheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chap
ped Hands, Chilblains. Corns, and
all Skin Eruptions, and positively
cures Piles, or no pay required. It
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac
tion, or money refunded. Price 25c
per box.
For sale by C. X. Boyd. june20.
There are innumerable cats in the
underground railroads of London.
Xo one has ever seer, one of them
without its tail cut off, showing its
narrow escape from the thousands oi
passing trains.