1.7 . 7 .7 Jj-Eye-Sr .r;Lld " be laid, "about how I !tl Jav-Kve-See, but they came to ow jay r-jej;, J t . a mini lUiDV S2X$7bSn. hi. owner 1 1 ... in n,iMM on mr war to t-.ti.l :v and mttbeonre BrasfieM, who had leen (superintendent at Col West'6 farm near Lexington. I aked him to tell me about the best young Hock, in his estimation, that (, West had -to write down the names and breeding of each animal for me. placing them in what he ooiiifred the order of merit lie did so, and the very first entry was : 'lllack calt bv Dictator, out of Mid night ' When I reached Kentucky the little black colt impressed me wonderfully. 11 was my choice frnm the first, and 1 bought him for f and named him alter my irw a ivi - - self I paid the Fame amoum iur , . . ; TuZ two horse, are now worth at leai-t 6.VJ,, and if Jay-Eye-See fulfills expectations and beats :iui v-or f1M will brincr that sum alone. Should I'halias lower iuc r Ullien record, ai enas more than probable, SHKJ.OiJi could be realized for the pair, Th.se hor are nph- frt of iHxter, the first liorse to b.at flora Temple's time, their sire, Dic tator, being a lull brother of Mr. Lonner's horse. It is only within the last two years that the merits of Ti;wumr tmv lioen apparent. For the l-t part of his life he was hid den awav on Long Island, but being sent to Kentucky in 1T7 his colts ,ired since then are just beginning to show what they can do, his three ons. Jay-Kye-Seo, l'hallas and Dic tator, bi-ing the stars of thettotting turf last eeaton and last fall he was Fold for S2-V.M). KINHNESS ASH CAKK. Jay-Kye-Se- and his companions travel in a car built especially for their accommodation and fitted up with every convenience that expe rience can suzzest. There it a roemy Ktall for each horse, the car being de nized for several animals, places where the luen who attend them sleep, and ingenious arrangements of b pace for the storage of sulkiei, harness etc. "I don't tUmk anything too god for my horses, ' caid Mr. Case, and hi" affection for them is manifested in other ways. There is none of the harshness and even, brutality so often seen in other sta ble. "jay-Eye-See was never struck a blow with a whip heavy eneugh to kill a fly,'' is what Mr. Case has written in'his catalogue. The result .f tliiy Iminntip treutment isshoWU in the gentleness of the horses. A child might play in Jay-Eye-See'a stall forever, and the pwny would never injure him. Phallus, unlike most stallions, does not lay back fiis ears and give other evidences of dis pleasure when a stranger approaches, and visitor may enter his stali with impunity. Ten yearo ago four trotters out of five were vicious. Dexter made verybody but his groom and driver keep at a safe distance. Ilodine was a man-killer, being equally ready to bits, kick, or strike. Gold smith Maid permitted familarity from no one but '"Old Charley, her groom, who during live years slept but three nights out of her stall, a hag in which were the oats for her morning feed being his pillow, and !t daybreak the eld mar would waken him by pushing at the bag with her nose. Mr. Case's first rule witli his horses is that they thai" be treated kiudly, and Gov. Sprague, for whom he paid ?27,o'J). would follow him around like a dog, and enjoyed nothing better than being fed lumps of sugar from the hand of Mr. J. I. Case, who feels the defeat of one of her favorites even more keenly than does their owner, of wiiom au acquaintance once re marked :" J. I. Case like to lose about as jittle as any man 1 ever saw." I'M'ER TKAl.M.V.;. For twelve successive weeks a high-class trotter is expected to keep in form and be ready for a geou race every seven days. That he may be able te do this the utmost care must be given him. A square stall, as large as a bed-room, furnished him ample space t move about when not otherwise engaged during the day, and at nieht he lies down on a thick bed of the cleanest straw that money can buy. A capable groom looks after his ever' want. At 5 or ' o'clock in the morning the trotter is given a light breakfast and taken out for exercise end speeding. This over, he is carefully rubbed with cloths until every hair made wet by Inspiration is dry again and his coat shines like satin. Wet banda ge are placed on his legs to allay any inflammation that might be caused by the violent exercise to which he has been subjected, and a light sheet keeps the flies from an noying him. In the later hours of the afternoon he is taken out and walked without harness for about an hour, and then fed and disposed of i lor the night, ( n the day that he is to trot a race the quantity of food and water is limited, in order that his stomach may not be overloaded when the kittle of speed begins. After a heat has been trotted he is taken in chatge j tained. If everybody did vote ac hy three or four grooms, who rub cording to his honest preferences, I him thoroughly, sponge out his! don't know what might happen, r.iouth with the cold water that can-! Sometimes (they say) the distant not with safety be given to him in a j haeiendada, or the absent hacieuda large quantity, bandage his tired j da's manager, wishing to stand well lees, anu, wnen tne weaiuer is uuu- tMKillv hot or Bultry, fan hiiu rigor ously. IVrhaps tens of thousands of dollars are depending on his suc cess. Tlie driver stands with whip in hand directing the men, and when the twenty minutes allowed by the rules are past he must drive another heat The crowd tbat sees the race and applauds the winner knows nothing of what goes on be hind the scenes. Thev tee the hors. es with their ehining coats, and tlie j marched to the casilla, where spidery sulkies painted in bright ; they solemnly deposit their corn colors, and the drivers in their jaun- j pound boleta. Cror)'i(!' Mexico 1 Ut ty caps and jackets, but all the anx- j trr. lety and disappointment is unknown ItJ lllCtll. Backland'ti Arnica Salve. The Best 8alve in the world for Cute, Uruieei, Sorei, Ulcers, Salt Kheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chap ped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and positively cures Tilet, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to jive jierfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Trice 2 "e per box. For Sale by C. N. Boyd, june'20. "U. II." has a poem in Harper beginnine"! have found out spring's eea-eL" Now we know that "II. II." dees write most beautiful things, and we always did and do admire her poetry, but we haven't read past the first line of this poem. It begins too much like an advertisement of a new blood-purifier. We've been fooled too many tines on that sort of thing. Garriaoned by One Man. Old Fort Washington, on th Po- tomac river, is garrisoned by one noldior, Servant II. F. Joyce of the! . . ti,. .rcnt has Lis family with bin. aud lives in the old ivy-covered house, sur- roundJ with broad verandas, that was at oae time occupied by the commanding officer of the fort. Fort Washington is one of the oldest de fences in the United .States. The work of constructing it was com menced in 1!S0S from plans prepared by one of General Lafayette's engin eer staff oflicers, under the personal supervision of General Washington. The structure was not completed un til until after the war of 1S12, and even after that date many improve ments were made. After the com pletion of the fort, it was regarded as one ol trie stronger auu mw. nu i ii inn General Lafavette in the wna. . 1.1 General Lafavette visited the spot during his second visit to this couu try, After a tour of inspection through the underground chambers and outside rifle pits, he turned to the commanding officer nnd remark ed : "This is the Gibraltar of Amer ica.'" A reporter went through the fort the other day and viewed the ancient and massive misonry of war. The engineer planned many ingenious ways of preventing surprises by shore parties. The high and sloping declivities from the parapets to the water's edge are covered by stone crested rifle pits and adroitly con cealed small cannons for firing grape and canister. The Potomac, front ing the south end of the fort, pre sents the appearance of a vast lake. The river turns at that point, and the curving stream winds gracefully about the high bluff on which the fort stands. The large, smooth bore barbette guns, which were formerly mounted on the south end, com manded at least live miles of the riv er below, and in olden times it would have been impossible for any of the old wooden line-of-battle ships to have even reached the bend before they were riddled with can non balls. The interior of the old fort present? a very dilapidated ap pearance. It has not been garrisoned since the late rebellion. The grounds and walls are overgrown with weeds and gras, and the frame structures have long since gone to decay. In view of the fact that the brick and stone walls of the fort would toon crumble into dust before the terrific lire of modern artillery, the fovernment has decided to disman tle the old structure, and work has already been commenced. It is es timated that at least HMMI,M hrick were used in the construction of Fort Washington. As fast ns these bricks are taken ul of the walls and casements they are broken into fine pieces and piled on the shore for use bv the government in constructing other defences at that very strategic point. The latter will consist of a series of formidable earthworks, extending around the river shore. Already several earth batteries have been finished and mounted with guns. Sergt. Joyce said there were enough bricks in the entire fort and its connections to build a fair sized city. The cells of the old guard-house, at the postern, extend away underground. The air inside is cold and clammy, and long icicle designs of sparkling soda and other minerals have formed from the curved walls, and extend nearly to the stone flooring. On the chim ney of the guard-house is a large wooden sun-dial with faded figures that has told the time of day for over fifty years. If Congress ap propriates the amount asked for, the old land-mark will, in a few years, be entirely obliterated and replaced by modern defences. How Tliey Vote in Mexico. Mexico may be said to be a limit ed Republic that is, everybody is entitled ro vote, but nobody votes. That is, next to nobody. I5y law, all permanent residents Spaniards, Americans, Italians, Germans, In dians, negroes, mulattoes, meztizoes and zamboes can vote on arriving at 21 years of age. There is no se cret ballot, but each one must be signed with the voter's name- and residence. In the country there is a voting place near every hacienda. In this city there are 23 of these precincts one for each lO.tKJO of the popula tion. The voting offices are called casillas electorales (Jittle houses for election.) Kach precinct is presided over by a judge and two clerks. Just before election day the super visor sends to each qualified voter a paper called the boleta, etating that a president is to be chosen and in structing the recipient how and where to vote. The latter writes on the back of the boleta two names of gentlemen whom he thus desig nates as electors from his state, signs his name, coe to the polls, and drops it in the box. This is what he may do, I mean, but it is als what he doesn't do. Probably not one man in a hundred in Mexico really votes for president. It goes bv default, for some reason that 1 have not yet distinctly ascer- m the eves ol the coming president, and moted by that fervent gratitude which is a lively sense of favors ex pected, collects the boletus which have been received by tlie numerous peons who work his iordly acres and generously goes to the casilla and deposits them. Sometimes, when the indiflerenceof'a city is too unan imous to lok well in the returns, a regiment of soldiers are disguised in citizen's clothes, it is said, and Ciest A niwlraii nmnK Sneezing, snufling and coughing! This is the music ad over the land just now, and will be until June. I've got iuch an awful cold in my head." Cure it with Ely's Cream Balm, r it may end in the toughest form of catarrh. Maybe you have catarrh now. Nothing is more nau seous and dreadful. This remedy masters it as no other ever did. Not a snuff nor a liauid. Aoolied bv j the finger to the nostrils, l'leasant, j certain, radical. The late Thomas Gld Appleton j is eaid once to have olTe red a horse for sale "for no other reason than that his owner wished te leave Bos ! ton,'" the horse refused to go over a I oriuge, ana it being impossible to get out of Boston without going over a oridge which statement, how ever, was not made in the advertise-ment Itridrs for Cenrlcts. A cargo of human freight left France the other day, in which I am eomewhat interested. It is to me a rather novel way of solving, writes a Parie rresiondent, a certain phase of the woman's rigbU question, but I am not so sure that the solution is a correct one. It seems that each year one of the general inspectors of prisons visits the six central peni tentiaries where women convicts are serving their time, to jisk for volun teers to goto New Caledonia as wives for convicts, serving out sentences in that penal colony. Fifty women who answered this appeal were shipped the other day from Bor deaux, and when they arrive at New Caledonia they will be divided be tween the two religious establish ments, one at Nomea, and the other at BouraiL The convicts of the first class that is, those who have dis tinguished themselves by good con duct, and who are accordingly to be rewarded by land grants are in formed of the arrival of the women. Those who are unmarried, or who are widowers and desire to get mar ried, go to Nomea er to liourail, where they are allowed to make their choice among the women. Of ceurse, they are not forced to make a choice, nor are the women forced to marrv if the men who se lect them do not please them, lhe authorities introduce the men and women to each other and allow them to act as they please. During the last century a more rapid and curious system was in force. When the women arrived they, with the men, were drawn up in lines lacing each other. The name of a man was called, and then the name of a woman, and whep the list had been called over the couples thus paired were at once married. As lor the women who volunteer to exchange their cells in St. Lazare and the oth er prisons of France for a husband and perpetual exile in the islands of the Pacific, it is sale to say that they are neither the'ycuugest, the prettiest, nor the gentlest of iier sex. But, then, those whom they are to marrj' are not fellows who can ex cite much sympathy and they ought to consider themselves lucky that they are given land and allowed to found a family. The Government gives each bride a little trousseau and the husband is granted certain small favors. Along with the fifty women that sailed from Bordeaux were a few wives f convicts nnw in New Cale donia, who have obtained permis sion to join their husbands and who are accompanied by their children. It is hoped that m this way the coi- c.nies may be peopled, and that those the brave, convicts who have been sent abroad j As has been repeatedly shown, for their country's good may lay the i there is in most ol the States, New foundation of a virtuous and honest j York and Pennsylvania among the nation. Whether this be possible or ; re.-t, enough law to.piuv.sh the fraud not is a question on which there is i ulent adulterations of food. But wuif .1 1 verier ce of oninion a mom! the machinery for the enforcement those who have studied it. It used to be believed that Australia was civilized and settled by convicts that England transported to it, but this is a legend. With very few excep tions, convicts did nothing toward peopling Australia with honest peo ple. It was the voluntary emigrant who changed the face of the country and built up the citks that are to be found in that great island, and the first thing these colonists did when they began to arrive in any numbers was to rid themselves of the convicts and put a stop to trans portation. The convicts and the de scendants of convicts weie found to be an element of disorder that had to Je got rid f all risks. It is well enough for a civilized nation to rid itself of those who have no other means of making living than crime and prostitution, by shipping them off to some unoccupied corner of the globe, but to expect that with such elements a flourishing colony can be found, is one of those I'topias which none but the very foolish or very ignorant dream of. ' See here, Mr. editor," said an irate woman, coming into the sanc tum and leaving the door open, ''see here, what's this in your mean little newspaper ?" "Really, madame, there's so much in it, considering that it is only 82 per year, in ad vance, with liberal reduction to clubs, that I cannot at the first blush tell you what it is. "W ell, don t talk your jaw oil, but tell me what you mean by tins ret-I . , . !,!,., i ii erence to my late husband. .... . "Ah. madame. theirood. kind soul who died only yesterday ? "The same one": vou didn't think I was planting one after each mea did you ?"' "Hardly that, madame, but what do you refer to?'' "Why, sir, this passage in the obituary where you say 'he was con signed to a roasting place with his fathers.' " "Ahem, madame, ahem ; let me see," ami the editor grabbed the pa per and gazed intently at the pa per. "I beg your pardon, madame; it j should have been a 'resting place ;' j and if you will come down to the office this afternoon you can have j inescaip 01 any internal compositor in the oluce, and 1 will tear U oil lor you. We can stand some things, I but that stvle is too harrowins on the feelings of i good paying sub scriber like yourself.'" tfhe was iiac ified and pot tbe sculp. Not a Weak Woman. " You're a nice man, ain't you ? The idea of as big a man as you be ing brought here for whipping your wife, as small and delieate a woman as she is. Ain't vou ashamed of yoursalf?" " Well, Judge, I must confess that lam ashamed of myself, bhes a little and apparently weak woman, "Certainly." and that's why I am ashamed ofj " And shouldn't I be grateful?" myself, furl know I ought to bei "Not by a jugful ! As Captain able to lick her, but 1 can't. She 'detailed in the Quartermaster's de- jist laid me out uick ; and I'll bet j sue can hck you ur any omcr man i in town. She's about half cat and 1 tli .fl.s.r half lialitnin' " 1 the either half lishtnin His Honor surveyed the little woman, got frightened, and told them both to go home. AVi tucky Journal. Kvorybody Knows If. When you have the Itch, Salt Rheum, tialLj, or Skin Eruptions of any kind, and the l'iles, that you kuow without, being told of it, C. N. Boyd, the Druggist, will sell you Dr. Bosknko'e Pile llemedy for oO cents, which affords immediate relief, and Is a sure cure for either of the above diseases. A Springfield, 111., watch factory ercployR 1,200 hands, and sends out 150 watches a day, making a total of about 150,000 a year. "Where would we be without wo man ?" asks a writer. We would be; all right; but the little pug dog where would it be? ltogiig Bnder. A rare example of legislative clap trap is witnessed in the passage by the New York Senate of a law to prohibit, under heavy penalties, the manufacture and sale of substitutes for butter. This, of course, would be very pleasing to the New York Gran gers, if it could only be carried into effect. There is already a law in New York, as well as in many oth States, which, if vigorously enforced would protect producers and con sumers alike from the extensive sales of the fraudulent substitutes for butter. This law requires that every package containing oleomarga rine or other similar preparations shall be plainly marked, and pro vides for the punishment of persons making fraudulent sales of the same for butter. As this law has been permitted to fall into contempt, the New York Senate proposes one still more impracticable, and which could be enforced only by a gross violation of personal rights. . The power of the State to prohibit the sale of these preparations, if nec essary for the protection of the pub lic health, may not be questioned. But it has been proved that oleo margarine, butterine, and the rest of these substitutes for butter are not more harmful to the consumers than the lard and tallow of which they are made. These chemical compounds may be of great com mercial value for other uses besides their substitution for butter. What right, tiien, has the State to prevent their manufacture and sale? The wrong to the consumer is done only when they are passed on him for what they are not. But it is very easy to prevent this species of fraud without so violent a measure as the prohibition and sale of commodities that are not hurtful to the public health. There is no doubt that the farm ers in New York a.i well as in Penn sylvania, have suffered much by the coir petition of this substitute for dairy butter, but it is no business of the State to protect its citizens from competition as long as it is not associated with fraud. It ap pears from the testimony of a good many witnesses that this artificial butter is often found to be better and more palatable than the dairy but ter with which it competes. The State has just as much right to pro hibit the making of dairy butter as to prohibit the manufacture of oleo margarine. The absurdity would be no greater or less in the one case than in the other. The New York bill only shows to what ridiculous lengths lawmaking can be carried in this land of the lree and home of of the law is wiiat the State Legisla tures take especial pains not to pro vide. The reason is that the adul terators of food and drink are toe powerful an element in the State for the lawmakers to offend. In or der, then, to cover up the cowardice of lhe Legislature, or perhaps to pinch manufacturers of oleomarga rine, parade is made of such bills as this of the New York Senate. There can hardly be a (.ranger in New York so stupid us not to be aware of the utter i utility of a measure like this. Lut let it be proposed ti es tablish, in connection with the po lice system, chemical laboratories in New York city and in several other cities of the State for the detection of frauds in food, and there will be none of the eagerness fur its passage that is witnessed in regard to this oleomargarine bill in the New York Senate. It is as much the UUtV of I the State to establish these chemical laboratories for the detection of fraud in food as to maintain jiolice for protecting the property of citi zens from pickpockets and burglars. Yet as this is the ouly method for putting an end to food adulterations it is carefully evaded. Some of the Grangers who are now urging the New York Legislature to prohibit the manufacture of oleomargarine, would be loud in their protests against such an invasion of the rights of the citizens as the establish ment of laboratories for the detection of fraud in butter, cheese and other commodities. Hut these laborato- ' . . n . . J . . 1 tent anil conscientious chemists, are 4l , ,. t ... .' . t iunn if iul t0 lorru t ifit '-it. mint l, .7 r , . . T , down tlie fraudulent adulterations of the food of the public. 15aldnesi may be avoided by the use of Hall's Hair Iienewer, which prevents the falling out of the hair, and ftimulate? it to renewed growth :?nd luxuriance. It also restores fa- ded Or LT.iy hair to Its original dark ; , , COlor, ailtl raiilCallV Cures nearly every disease of the scalp. Why Ho Was Promoted. It is related of an ex-member of Congress from the West, who died last month, that in 1 SO.') he received a call in Washington from a captain m a volunteer regiment who wanted to expose Some crooked things about r . a certain pork contract. The mem ber received him very coldly, and niaile light of his grave charges, but hardly had the Captain returned to his regiment when he was promoted to Colonel, and assigned to another. At the close of the war he happened to meet the Congressman, and in his i gratitude he called out : ! "That promotion came from you, and I thank vou with all mv I heart." j "Oh, you don't owe me any j thing." " But didn't you secure my pro-, motion ?" part ment you were threatening to expose a shortage in my pork con tract, bv which I made '$t0,(XlQ. I ! J,.1 .,,l.l f ,... t r.t had you promoted to get you out of the way. No thanks, no thanks ; good dav." CURES . Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago. Backache. Headache, Toothache. Vorelk rml. r lllwc. fepi-nla. Hralac BarM. I U . I'rau KtM-a. i iu omaa aobiLi rtiM tm nan. jMfcr Uiowiusftnd lhrtrwirwkift. FtR;CtMf liircctMM II lnju. r- THE IIAItf.t A. HM-EI.KK ro. mmms nil z frnmiM flfii the: great rtv utnMAN REMtUI H. Ii. FLICK, SEayfieli Farm, LaTansrille, Peim'a. ,-7i' r- r 'i Champion Grain Drill. Tl.e Champion ! the WorM positive fnn-e reed lor (rain, (tnifs seed, and !""; w "' now trim the unallest amount "I lenllivr or linw, up to 60 buKlieleper ai re. Has a selal le oevice iorplantinn corn pNnts two rows at a time, and pun In all the fertilizer the fanner may wl.h. lon't buy l. lore seeing tlii? l'nll. Manu factured at 'sweno, N. Y. ACME PULVERIZING HARROW. CLOD CRUSHER and LEVELES. The onlv complete pulveri.cr and Icveler lu th world. AU wrouiht Iron and steel. The Ir-nt coulters turn to the h'lt. and rear to (heriKht. K.v this arranu.-uo nt the whole sur!-e ol the around iscut lifted and turned. The coulters W(.rt like, many i'tuall plows, and do not tear op ftd ir nih liish. Cun ho a.lusted In an instant hy meal: of the lever, to work deep or shallow The principle ol tho Ai-tse is to cut, lilt and turn pulverise cl,n. and level uneven surfaces. It will pay 'iy lanaer to conic wtnttles toseolhe Aeuie arl its work. It is the onlv irnpli nieut th it can do the work thoroughly in" hat d or loush f il.or newly plowed sod. fevii,..:--: - - -rfc; THE UNION HORSE POWER Has lartfc track wheels, is dnut'tt'-L:;aret fin! lev t'ltreai). IluriTrf Mauri level, ami work withearw. This power i. always realty, an-l fdn k um-I tor uiHii) purMse?. liuns hm regular mi l .UMly as BtPitm. bv mean! ot a yvernr. oriH'fil rijulMr. the 'isios rnnh:snt:ii am i.t:AS i a dres it wnrk ell'Cl nally. Al, Thresher anl Sliakcr. wfihont leaner. Wilt tiirv-ii ali kinls of Grain, H Wheat aud Grass tie.'!. ttn.l ee It. Boyer's Farm Mill Grinds all ktndsof Grain timi crush:- and grinds onrn on tne vA in one ocration Grinds and fills n-rn and ineiil ready for u-e. I a iso ell the I,iitle Giant Corn and i'ah Crusher. ( Mia liurne wiii crush and icrind from 5 to s bushel per hour. Bradley's American Harvester, Ho 1 Hradley"? Little Keaper is onlv Iet wide, and cut.a a lit swath, ll.i.s is without doubt the lightest runitinic and most easily oji.-rated ma chine made. o ttiivenn or hmt fTii.; tit heavy trram. I;indi i s earry hor-ik.-. o'uis whet, rye, nats. ttu-k wheat, rimer, ti'nothy milium ready lor shot UiiiK. It is a pet fei t irt in. . very owner ota Kradley is delighted, and is shnuiinir Us praise all over the County. " 7 i' TOl V. 1 Bradley's ChanpUe Seed iter, Is a light running, p -rfeftly ha I singed, and eatd Iy operated tnaehlne. H.isa limiting bar and tre mendous cutting power; no clogging; or choking up no matter how the ktazs is- Self V7i -r-rA Dumping M-? lake. under, andirrv the !mv. Anv ia.lv . r .y al.lo Has liltrh wlii'i'i and v.z t.'lu .'nrvinii well1 Hi im r. ran r.i -miv ut;i' r. it. iuiii.. i-i. aim turns ac readily li a fulky. it is " iicrf'-ftlon." lon't t:tll to c mie and scr it. Water-Prcof Bnilfta Manilla. The best and cheap st rod- Iiik; known, ea-ily put on. and lasting Alfc.. used in place of plaster, au-.l for weather lioardinir. Carpets and liuxs. The Bradley Eoad Cart Is the lightest runnlnit vehicle made, ticcticmen : huv them l.ir their r,.ad drivinif. Iiuslncss men t ns them l-r runnina a....ut. Indies and ehibln u . eniov them, jn tact, everybody will have them. Ten'diilerenin'les. Send for circular. i Powells ferwirert, warranted pureor lorteneu. Piwell'sTip Top Bone fertilizer Powell s dissolved 1 Bone etc. etc., and Powell'" t'heml. al i..r making ; r'ertilicr at hmne, cosiinit only J icr t. n. ik'ents wanted In every tovwiship. ylso. anyoth t er implements or machines you may need, lean procure lor you at less than factory price". Helmr a practical iartner, 1 know what machines are beet t adapted to our uc, aud have spent much time to ; sret the BKST. .Mvaim has been to itt-t machines ; that are well made and durable lUhl ninnini:. i easily operated, and that i!u the work well, and 1 i think I have succeeded. ".l fvll line J ' re pairs alu-ayt on hand. Y"U arc invited tocau and see bclore purchasitur. Thc-e niaehines are al-1 y on exhibition, and in a.n t work l iny hel.i N iiti.m a wavs we ii nc. ex eld Snn'l.lS. 1 sell alsive machines lor less money Itian uianu-: bicturcr's prices. Circulars bv mail on aj.pll a- ; tion. II. 11. H.lCh.. Mavttel-t Farm. I,:uanville. Fa. . Farni Southwest ofP. O. a prvB'iui. THE KEA-SOST I IV fan Sfll ! i !,' S25 PHOSTHATE After '2" vears we have discovered the clien)t t i "" of making an Am-! nwini'itc.l K.iti S,lllif.r-PI.Hli1l:ltf t h M,(.dara,jvant.i.-s in the supply ot raw material, we are ena- j bled to produce this excellent stand-1 ard brand of our goods at a lower j cost than our other Standard Brands; which are manufactured by us from ' Good Old Formulas, and they have; v-ru ,: ,i M e'lrl " . ""' secured a National Imputation after, The -?'Jj I'lu.'srihate is coming into j general use, and its reputation The i Cheapest ami Best Crop Producer " j is extending rapidly throughout, Pennsylvania, Ohio, New York, New (Jersey, Delaware, Maryland, and other Slates. Manufactured only bv j Jl AUG 11 & soxs, i sjulo Manufacturers of the s." Pho-idia:e. PHII.AIlI I.PIIIA. FKNN'A. L DITOR S NOTICE Hav'.nir been appointed by the Orphans" I'ouri ofSort.erit l'iumy to distribute the tuds In the bands of the Administrator ut .loscpU Khoads. deceaed. late ot .Tenner township, to and amimir thie leirally entitled thereto, notice Is hereby i given tliat 1 willatteud to the duties of my ap fiointuieni ai hit ninix in somerset, ra., on l nurz day. May ait, Iss4, when and where all persons interested may attend. JOHN II. t'HU majll. Auditor. SK(OND WEEK OF MAY f'Ot'P.T CO?T. Tinned. And now to wit, :h May. 1S4, um eocsiileration by the " urt, all causes set l..r trial Second Week ot Mt Term. Ih, are continued to the Third week of September next, when all Jn- ! ron summ ioe I for the Second Week of Slay Term. 14, will attend. I Biaylt-a. S.U.TREXT.Prothonotary. r ft I I STALLIONS. 1884. SEASON 1884 Hay Stalllnn, Imported from Scotland. Weighs ui'r a tun. T''li first rle at our County Fair lust Tall. Term: 12 ( IiiHiiranoo. ALHAMBRA, Hay Stallion, weighs l.:'2U iiougdi. HIGHLAND CHIEF, lirown Stallion, Sixteen liand, welkin over CHALREY, Kay Stallion, filtou hands lilirh.weinht 1.1S0. The aliore horses will stand nt my StaMi-s thi season Irom April 1st to July 1st. Fartles wishing to I. n o I from a draft stallion rannot (to amiss, a the ire! Irom Strathi-arn is econd to none. 1 will sh.m hls et again-l those of any other horse In the County lor Hone, Kio and Smoothness of Make-tto. 'I'll- Trottinir Stalll.ms atiovc named ned no comment, as t heir produi-e has wtamoed t hem as anionic the I'est in the State Some of these ttt are trottini; low in the VJJ's now. One of Alhain hr.A. Iillvs was sold to a party fn Portland. Maine a lew weeks aao. lnsurunce lor the ahore, t'Ji. Tarries havinif lost colls hy either of my horses can breed hack a' hall rates. I have also on hand and lor sale the Celebrated S. il-ollini; Shuttle Farm Waaon. uiar.1. PETKK HEl'FLKY. CALVIN HAY, (MII.I.KIfS MII.L.t MA.M FACTl'F.EK OF FLOUR & FEED! T alnnv keep on hand a lare stork of VUH'R, ,'Oi:-;;lKAl,. HI CKW111.AT FI.OI I;. and all kinds id ( iior. Also, all kinds ol (iKAIN, KliicU I sell at noTTOJi rnici:s Wholesale and Ketail. You will save ruoney by huvitiir from mc. My rt'k is always Fresly OKDERS FILLED PROMPTLY. CATARRHCu,!M's 80 P,B or Dread, (ives lUlief at Onee. a l.iiiuid or iiicnt will t'nre Priia M cents, by HAY-FEVER ntai. or at dr,.9t,. KI.Y llKliTHKKS. lTUL-ti?ts. i?wi o, N. Y. mar.'S. ISAAC SIMPSON, v vary. 1 frX fT" LIVERY Hi SALE STABLES, PATRIOT ST., SOMERSET, PA. AI.KO I'KALKlt IN j SASTS22I-3IADS SUC-SIES, WA I C-r.TS, CA2SIA&SS, c. j If ym wunt to huy a Oik, mi l (hmi Wacr'n 'r ithLtyol' :my ikriiin vn un me. 1 .ilf ; k''i rt nt'st :inl ly )i hrui'l 11 l.irift Abutment of ! Huii'l-tti i'le Harness, Saddles, Bridles, Whips, : ij-.. t ., . ii..i,i .,u i . i. l-.iiu'l in a lir--cl;i!" SaMl'r. ' ( ticitl tcaiiM ait'l Hitlinif Horses always reaty for Iiir . When in rtft ii ol any) hniK in my line, ive im a call. J ISAAC SIMPSON, , a tin; bin oiaersvt, ! (x i Always the Best, Pure Trunin Tartar i an Arid." Which is the product of the natural itrape fruit. ' rScb n.'c sulmiits that fruit acid Is conducive to laal'h. It is therelore apparent to the Intelligent rr.lt.d iliat a f.ure it rae cream tartar bakinir jsiw- der Is theonlv kind that can tie truly considered healthiul, Frnm it iHaiinnlinr. orcr rrmrr vein liANK.it" iakini; Powder had had for its htisS the highest test w jier cent, pure itrafie cream turtar. and thousands of families who have used tlie ' Banskb" brand all these years are to day more fully convinced that It is "Alirait the llml. ' because ol its perfect purity and health- lUllll'tS. POUT2' S HORSE AND CATTLE POWDERS Nu H '-v.: t-: vrM di oi rT or I.t Nr. I j- vr, ; f . ."-; i.w.:rrn nff tiw-.i m ti-i''. r'-.i:!-; I'.v. -!'T n iii ctTr.-:!ni pfv.-T.t td ; r i- roi.r'. !'--v hT- il ii.-rf t-o . 'inr-nt t i n iiW .-.;( i : "mi M-i.t j -T fcti: .i!ti n -kc Til- l-.:iu-r r.rru :; s' -fT i-.-n'.'- iiw !t- i n rnr" or pr -vrrit aln-ott rTvnT I)tsv tot Tn llor-'-i ;;:iti I at'lr :ire ':!iitM-. l..t TZ i'oub; l:s WILL GIV- f-ATIbFAt"! IN. S.'I'i i"i-Ty w.icrc. PAVIT r. TOUTZ. Proprietor. BAi.TIiIOHE.14D 1 EXECUTOR'S NOTICE. Estate of Henry Shomber, late of Berlin Bor onh Somerset Co., Pa., dee d. Letters testamentary on above estate having been granted to the undersigned by the proper au thority, notice Is hereby Riven to all persons in debted to said estate to make Immediate pay ment, and those havini; claims against It to pre sent them duly authenticated for settlement on Saturday, .June 7. 1S4, at the residence of tbe Executor. ALEX. BKl'BAKER. ap3r0. Executor, A DMIN'ISTRATOR'S NOTICE. Estate of Samuel Blttner, dee'd, late of Urmheri valley Township, Somerset County, Pa. j Letters cf Administration on the above estate! havintt been irranted to the anderslfrned by the I proir amnoniy. notice is nereoy ttiven tn all persons lndebt.-d to said estate to make imme.1i ate payment, and those havinic claims airainst tbe same will present them duly authenticate? for settlement on Saturday. May 31. ISM, at the the late residence of the deceased. AAKUN F. BITTNEE, Wm.S. BITTNER. apr23. AdmlnlstntOTS. rHAYFEVEft $ g nr. a i i u e a jpst. j wi(h the Ilncer. Bfe' o-Jtl I Tlntrauffli treat- 9 SkMMTtt t w sai sra tv 5- I am now prepared to handle a larger Mock of Drugs and Medicines Than ever before. 1 have add eel a Complete Stork of PAINTS, OILS, VARNISHES, BRUSHES, AND WINDOW GLASS. If you are going to use any (j-oods in this Line, call and get Trices. Trv Franklin Ready-mixed Paints, They are the Best in the Mar ket. Sole Agency for " ALABASTIXE 5 Used for Walls and Ceilings. NOTHLNG BETTER. I have Greatly Increased my Stock in j: ye i: y j e r a i; t m e s t CALL AND GET PRICES EEFCEE PU2C2ASI2T& ELSEWEESI Good Goods, Low Prices! J2FJLiirt Ilrugs Area Nitecialty. MAMMOTH JJLOCK, SOMERSET PA. GOLD: torthe workln:rela?i. Sen o cents lor poMaac, anil w. will wend vou ft re a roy a valuable box ol sample icood that win urn vou hi i be war of iuaKlnic moreuion ey in a lew days than you ever thought possible at any business. Capital not required. WewiJl start you. Vou can work all the lime, or In spare time only. The work Is universally adapted to both sexes, younic and old. You can easily earn Irom 60 cents to .0u every evenlmr. That all who want to work may test the huinc?4. we will make tbl unparalleled oiler: To all that are not suiisned we will send si to pay for the trouble of wntuijf us. rull particulars, directions, etc. sent free, fortunes will be made by those who give their whole time to the work. Oreat success ab solutely sure, lhm't delay. Start now. Address Sitisipn & to, Portland, Maine. jauJi. PATENTS obtained, and all business in the V. S. Patent ittice, or in the Courts attended to for MODERATE FEES. We ate opposite the T S. Patent Office, en dued in PATENT BUSINESS EXCLUSIVELY, and e.n obtain patents in less time than those remote Irom WASHINGTON. W hen He Kiel or drawing is sent we advise as to patentabllitv free of chtirire: and we make NO CHARGE UNLESS WE OBTAIN PATENT. We reter, here, to the Postmaster, the Supt. of the Money Urder llivlslon. and to officials of the I'. S. Patent Office. For circular, advice, terms, and reference to actual clients in your own Slate or county, address C. A. SNOW & CO.. Opposite Pte'.ent O fl je. Washing. n, U. C. Orphans' Court Sale OF Valuable Rsal Estate, 1y vinue of an order of ale i.ael out f the Orphans' INturt ut Somerset County, Pa., to th uniier$.nnel tJin ctetl, there will le exposed o salt hy putlic outcry on sllTCEDAY, MAY -21 18S4, at to o'clock a. m.. at the Court Houe, iu the Bor irtiKh ol imerfet, I'enn'a., the ftitlowinir desi'rtb eti Keal Ltate; late the pruperty ol Samuel Hay, 4ccearl, viz: A certain tract or partvl of land situate 1n Som crwt township, Sumeret I'ounty, Fa., ailjointn lan.H of Wm. Stfthl. Win. Weighty, Jncon liar nn. (reorye Barron and others, containinK 10 a-ret more er lee.-, having thereon erei-teU a new two elory Irume DWELLING HOUSE, Cahinet Shop, Stable and other oathaildinirs, with a young orchard of achoice variety ol fruit ; gtMr-1 water ; aNnt 40 rods to school h"ue, one t"UUh raiie to Samuel's C'htiivh, one mile to La vansviile, and three miles to Somerset. Possession given immediately. TEBMS : Ten per cent, of purchnse muney to be paid aa soon as proiierty is kniK-kl ifmrn, ami balance on nintirmatl.in.it sale ami delivery of ileetl. em-pt the sum i.t flMii, with Interest fmm April 1, li-.'J, whiih slull remain alien on the premises, the interest thereof to tie pai.t ananallv tn lilita I'etli Uraiiiuum, au.l at her death the" principal sum to the nelrs ami leiral reprewntativea ol Geo. llradiKUin, deceased. A. KYLIIR, apr.30. Administrator. CURTIS K. GROVE. (East from Court Honse.) Somerset, Penn'a. .Vanufacturer of EIGGIES. SLEIGHS, 1iRRI.iGF.S, SPKVG H AG0SS, ' BVCK H'AGOSS, AND EASTERN AND WESTERN WORK FurnUhed on Short N'wtice. Painting Done on Short Time. My work Is made out of Thoroughly Ssaionti ii'ood. and tbe Bent Iron and Strrl, &nbstan tlally Construi-td, Neatly Finished, and Warranted to Gtre Satinaction. X Employ Only First-Class Workmen. Repairing of All Kin 1 n Mr Line IoneonSh Notice. PICES REASOSAHLE, and All Work Warranted. Call and Examine my Stork, and Learn Prices. I do Wairon-work. and furnish Selves for Wind Mill. Remember the place, and eall in. CURTIS K. GROVE, ( East of Conn House.) aprM-lyr. SOMERSET, PA. ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE. Est ate of Elijah Berkey, deceased, late of Jenoer Twp., Somerset Co., Pa. Letters of administration on tbe above estate hades; been irranted to the undersigned by the proper authority, notice is hereby given to ai jiersoni indebted to said estate to make Itnmedl ate payment and those bavin claims against the tMtne to present them duly authenticated for set tlement on Saturday, May M, at the late resident of the deceased. SAMUEL E. BERKET. aprl 4dministraur JkTOTICE. This is to notify the public that I have pun-has ed tbe personal pmpertv of Rhoda A. and Silas Jenkins, rf Lower Turkeyfoot township, and left t he tame in their care. may7-3t. JOHN WARWICK. ! jT? fa , J' -h h Bloo.1 1'url- thl medicine hlvhlr recom- mende,! for all manner of ehronie or old standing complaints. Kruy tlons of the skin. such as Flmples, i Blotches and i Hashes, Kin Worms, T t ter, Sal Kheum.Scal. Head, Scrdula or &tZ'$ti&vi T.-'- . ,siil Heitti s. U iliituni i --v f v purity of the -rM XrJ- , i T 4 your house j , Urt aruinu fr,,,i ra can do without Salts. Castor Oil, Uitrateot n aB. . . m.,n tha whole ir them, and what Is better, it may be taken with ...i.i .ml mmtiirt hw the mosliieilcaie wiiman, ..-.'11.. hv then.himt man. It Is very pleasant ,biul mn. it is very pleasant Ion easily admlnlsteml I to ehil- only vegetable reme-ly exlstinn r In place of calomel, renulatinit to the taste, therefore dren. It Is the on ill I. theactlouof the liver withiot makinn you a llle lonir victim to the use of mercury or blue pills. It wUlopen Ue bowels In a properanu wnoiesome mlla": nv. r.hmevs Bio..iciean - er lor the cure ol all disorders ef the Stomach, . . . 1 ui.,1.4... fur nervous Lj'.ver. noweis, moneys an" diseases. Headache, CostivenefS, India-ejtlon, Bilious Fever, and all derangements ot the In ternal vicera. Aa a lemale reKUlator It bas no eiiual in the world. Anounce r prevention is worth more than a pound ut cure.'' The Fasacica will not onlv cure ohl standlna; and malignant complaints, but it one of the best preventatives of such disorders ever ottered to tLe w,,rd. You can avoid severe at tacks of acuie dl-eases, su. h as Cholera, Small. n. I tint . an.l Int .r,,l i I f en t POX, 1 PIIOIO. mitOUS, jn;iiTO .h-i " ' " Vevers, by keeping your blood purified. The diilerent.leirreen nt all such disea.-tes detiend al- together uin the condition ol the bloo.1. Be sure ta ask lor t iHBWi" saeuiui.ii- cb or Pasacka. as there are several other prep- aratlonsinthe market, the names of which are somewhat similar. Dr. Geo. G. Shively & Co., Successors to Fabrney 's Kros. k. Co., MAXt FACTVKEKS and FK(PKiEToKS Watncsboro. Pa. AYER'S Clieny Pectoral. No oti:cr complain t5 are so insidious in their attach as those affecting the throat and iuni;s none so triticd with by the r.-.ajority of sulk-i tr.-. The ordinary cnuh or cold, result ig (.;;a- frnm a tritiini; or unennscious cx i ure. is often but tho beftiuiiing of a fatal Mckness. .IV Ell's Clll KRY IECTRAL lias Xk '.I iM.ven its ctiicacy in a forty years" fuht '..illi throat and lmi' i;seass, and slioiiid Lo laaea '.u all cases without tlvlaf. A Terrible Couch Cnreil. In K'.T I tnfk a severe cohl, which affected Piv an--. I Iih I a terrible cough, and passed l : 'lit alter liiullt A itlliv.lt sleep. Tlie O.ieKirs ..velile ut.. 1 tried AVI.K'a CIIKIH.-V I'll- i i:i.. which rel:eel in v hnips, induced ::. till atlonled nie tlie rest necessary i . tlie recovery of mv strenstth. i:.v 1I10 .-. :if.i..i.-d ue of the I'M ndtAL a ;iernia- m en e -ti ulei ted. I am now .tj years I. a. d In-arty, and am salislied jour it isj; . I'l LimiAl. saved Hie. II. n:fi: KAiuimuTHLK." i;.Je .liu'.ia:ii, Vt., Juiy lo, li Crtiii A Mother's Trilmto. Wa le in the country last irii.ter my little : e. ,..-ir.iii, was tal,en ill itli eroui-; - ., ; as .f he would ilie from siraita ,:i. ..c..f t'.e t;unll suiiL'ested the AW it'. t'lM'KKY I'll Till! Al.. U Ivitlie of . ,-i i. :,iu:is ki'I't ill the house. This .it, p in sii.till Hud fre(Uent d's. and . ir . ;jiit in lex? than htuf an hour tho i- .1 lit was breatllins ear-llv. Ilie lloe ,tit the iilltnv I'iiioKaI. had . .ring's hie. Can you woutler at !e.' Siiic. rely onrs. ll. .11 its. r mma tiFr.VFV.'' I" V, .-it l.-ih St., New Vork, May Pi, l-s2. ! :, T1-. .1 AVER" CnFItRY rtfToltAt. i..v 1. 1 n:iv t-r sev.-rtil ears, and do not .ie t.. i.t'ieionnce it tlie most efieetual : 1 r enii-lis ait.l colds we have e. r ,.-.. ' A. .1. CRAE." i.r.e Crystal, Minn., March tt, lss-. I -.!i:..ff .1 for ciuht years from Bronchitis, I t-v t:-' intinv remedies with no siie--s. I ..i:. . u. 1 I j tli use of A V Kit's ( III K . IT. ..U U WalMJ." I'.v.ia;..!, Mi.-., April 5, Isei. I 01 i iv ciiniili in pr.tiw ot Aykr' i ' 'i ! i'; initAi., .,lit-vii:3 as I ilo tlmt i-iir fi - ' n-i ' I slioaid ioti' since have iu d 1 i n:; Sr. u!.e K. tBAOllt'." 1':: - T .xas. April 22, IC N cf tn aflfectioii of the tliront cr ? i-ists wincli riniiot be preatlyrel-.To.t by tin- use nf Avrn's t.'fir.nnv Tn t.h:al, an.i : will H'tmys cure when tlie ili'-ise is i.i-i a.; t-a!y beyond the control of lue-licine. TRFfAKED BT Dp. J.C.Ayer&fco., Lowell, Mass. Sold by all Druggists. OH EKHET HAKhET. Corrected by Qook a Bbkkitb. DULIII IU CHOICE GROCERIES, FLOUR & FEED Appier, dried, f ft At.plebotter.fi tfal Hri.n, fl 1 Its Butter, V t (lie) (roll) Buckwheat V bush " meal, 100 t Beeswax f) Hi Bacon, shoulders, ft D side.-. " country hams. f - Corn, (ear) new" bushel Mshelled) olj ; "' uieal. full skins, V t KKS, fldol Flour. V t,h' Flaxseed, f Im. (out.) Hums. (suKir-ctired) V Lunl.fi It Leather, red sole, fl It ' npier, kip, " Mi.ldlinns, and chop 100 ff.a... Outs, ft im Potatoes, fl bu tnew) Peaches, dried, fl Ik Kye, fl bu KaKs,a ft Salt, No. 1, fl bid. extra ' Ground Aluui, per sack.. " AshUin. per sack Sugar, yellow fl ft white Tallow, fl tt Wheat. bu Wool, 343V J-'S lie 7ocf 7jasu 3C fe 'M ....fO i0(j7 00 75c 18c VJefVll4 :wc''iyc ."( 70c 76ctu0 vj oc 4.W05OC 4o OC dlVI'lOC 7315 1 tl WVii2 00 ..fl 4ol 60 l M tc 'Jcrilfe xJ74 1 oo 35c$oe ALWAYS SATISFACTORY EIGHTEEN SIZES AND KINDS ALL PURCHASERS CAN BE SUITED kaac A.SLeppaVd&Tc!,'Br2tiniore,Kd. ANU FOB SAI.K 1SV Tt. 13. Scliell & Co., lebai.lyr. SOMERSET, PA. A miiy 1STKATOK S NOTICE. ijjiuie 01 jusepn in..mt, :,te of ronemiiuirh Twp., Soiner-et Co., Pa dee d. Letters or administration on the bove estate having been granted to the undersigned by the proper authority, notice Is herehv given to all persons indebted to said estate to make luime.il ate payment, ami those having claims against the same will present them duly authenticated lor ett lenient at the late residence ol said deceased on Saturday, the lith day of June, K-S4 El. S. THOMAS. m;,v7- Administrator. ADMIN ISTRATOR'S NOTICE. Estate of William St. Clair, late or Jenner Twp Somerset t o., Pa., dee d. Letters of administration on tht above estate having been granted to the undersigned by the proper authority, notice is hereby given to all persons Indebted to said estate to make immedi ate payment, and those having claims against the same will present them duly authenticated lor settlement on Saturday, the nth day of June, 1M, at the late resblem-eof deceased SARAH ST. CLAIR. ""J" Administratrix. JXECUTOR'S NOTICE. l.tate of Thomas Qlisan. dee'd late of Addison township, Somerset county. Pa Letters testamentary on the above estate navtng been granted to tbe undersigned by tbe proper authority, notice Is hereby given to all persons ndebted to said estate to ma he immediate Kri?'.'iitho". h""?:l'nisag inst the same will present thetn duly authenticate.! for settle, ment on Saturday, May at h, lvrt. -v M. A. KOSS, ap,W ROBERT E. ROSS, Executors. A PRIZE. Send ( cents ior post -tly box of , Teh will he P vo,TT0T4 wo?ldr aTJTX than nrtMngPel.ein h The hWi . f lbrT WX' 'rom first hour, ers, absolutely .nre. At once Lie... t- . Ca, Augusta, Maine'. lan'JS. ?88ry s DcAO SH31 Vermstuge, 01. Ui. CLILC FOB WORMS ia the Hmnaa Eodj. frc rc All Drugghta. Otte-lyT ' ' F I! f I 1 I COOK STOVES STOIIII.S ON THK Kyu Inn-SmetiiK t ut , " Gentlemen, I almot the i.sitions you fill; ymr .x't i enceol the world; your kcW!fj,. ' yr and ?u y know.- I his warmly expreed reertt f : frnm the liiw nf an l.l.,.l . - ; ..uuijr fieasi;re ! tourist, last Ausust. ami w w i ciai travelers seated mi the n.,rf.: Luc Lindell JIoUl. PtTfii Missouri I'll: 4. - . 1 , , 1 eS, repoilUfH a 1 e, rrpOMUeil a AtW representative of the prol't.-i,)!, . . l-UHt, ;k UrUUllUtr lsft t Without ills .l, asUrr l -jj.- t,,0;- 1. . u.ut 'f ,UI" If, loo nk? nut- 5Uie Hie uiiances railroad ft ' ions and steamboat exiloi..r.s." hat ri.-ks, l'i;r iflStaiO- ' ' ' . ' . " Thin, tor in.tance,:" suiil Mr. IK Franklin, who was then travtiit-i tor an Eastern house, ami i; ki..nii to niereliants in all parts o; country : "The rirk whiih, iti.ir.-,i amounts almost to a ceruintv 0; getting dy-pepia 1'roiu per", uJ . 1 . 1 change Ol diet ami , . i i , water ami !r, r.. " r eatlli- ar.tj navnif' no nxen Hours lor eatir, ; gleepHIL'. 1 liiysell Was ail (-Xuti i 1 n c - . "' I f. 1 say I' U", luT L am all ri'.'ht lu.w. ; " No discount Oil VOlir diti, - broke in a Chicago dry goods trav.';. er, lighting his cigar afresh. j " ot U Uarter Cent. I'Utl i,;;,; I to give up traveling fur awhilt-. J i... j 11 sjrj'.-i i unit ti in jiii)t r. t !!;. . ilv 1 came across an ailverti.-t-'t ,., , jot PAi:KEK"S TOXIC. 1 tr,'l.i, land it fixed me up to t rt'. i ::0:i There is kwthing on earth, in opinion, equal to it as a eur.- : "r l dyspepsia. ! Messrs. ilucox v to., ut vW York, the proprietors, htld a i- it. r I from Mr. Franklin stating that i jcise fact. I'AIIK Klt'ri 'loMc digestion, cures malarial ttvt.-s. j heartburn, headache, coughs ! colds, ami all chronic disea.-es ni t!:t. i liver and kidneys. Put a bottle in j your valise. Prices, oU cents aij si i Kconoiuv in larger size. 1 ! A w t'uke. Dream cake is a new production and will he welcomed by all lnr of good cake. It is baked in tt.r j layers. Kach layer should he ab.ut i an inch and a half thick when bnk i ed. The two lower layers ar' fmstej i with confectioner's sug ir atnl t;.e : white of an egjj ; the fro.-ti'ig f.ir t;:e : bottom layer is flavored witn hnn 1,. : the next layer with vanilla, ai.d ti.- top layer is thickly covered with eoeoaiuit, and is llavored Jehi-:ii. !v with a lew drops of rose water. 1 '(." ! cake may lie iiiade by foliijwiic ui.v good and suflicieutly rich rec:p- t-r wiiite cake. M.it: o im ni'osi: Mistakes ? wliicli are More than I'rnfi table. llelf " Whv, mv riiild. tlii.s is not IU-.N-SOXS CAK:INE I'OKO! s n..--j TE!:," siil a father t his tlaui;lit.T, uftt'rfx;iiiiiiiii,i;a iirk;i.f Uhe h;:tl ju?-t hruught I'nun th . i rii fture. " Isiii't it, I'ajKi? I'm suny. i i.t i itsketl the man for Dei .ttm's i know I did, ami he took tht- tw-ii-ty-five cents you gave im-1.. pay i. r it with,'' exclaimed the i lulii. j.m-,-tively. " May lie the drut; man n.;..it' a miftake." I'll go rouritl my-.!t and ." was the gentleman's comment. he donned his coat and hat. " Why didn't you send me son's plaster instead of this tlaap and trashy thimr ?'' " Why, I I thought that wi rLl suit yeu ju?t as weil, ami " ..o.ic! ' lou thousht! You thou-ht ! wj'hat busings han you to thii.k ? I don't pay you for thinking, hut "! J.! tor filling my order," said the in. 1;-- ; r,ant caller, contemptuously. There '. xaKc inai mintr nacK and jrive me my money. Ml gr-t what I want elsewhere." .3.11. The Princess Like-Like, of the Hawaiian Inlands, who has heen spending several weeks in San Fran cisco, left for home a few days ay... S?he received many social attt'ntioiis. and certainly created a sensatimi at some gatherings hy appearing in a rich hlack costume" with long 1.1. n k gloves, and not a single article in her toilet t-j relieve the som!.rec".'"r. As she is as black as the are ut spades, the etl'ect of such .1 fiifir--among the brilliant party cjstua -may be imagined. Mr. ;ouli on Silk. Hats ' It would l no violrttii'ii ni fonituandiiient'.-'aid .Idi.n i!. 1 1, "if a man were to full down worship the silk hat. lor it is tlit' ...! ll'U made in the likentss ot' anvthini.' heaven, or on earth, in in the water which are under the earth."' i sides, it heats the head and cauv-s the hair to fall off. Parker's I l:i:r JJalaam will stop that and ie-ti.ri j the orisi'inal color to grav or n it i nair. .Not 0113-, not a tive, hei::l ci;U. deliciousiy perfumed. A ": t ct liuir dressing. Fitiv cents. All dru.'o-ists. ' " .vi 1. Ii.ln an Krrant!. "Hello! old man," sad a :en': man on Chestnut street this moniin to a friend: "whats that you've it under your coat?'' "That,"' was tlie said rt plv, as hf brought it forth, "is. mv wile's lit;!. jys dog." "What are ,you going to do with him! Take him somewhere atid drown him ?" "I wish I might,'' earnestly re sponded the gentleman, fetching :l sigh. "No, 1 am not going to drown him. My wife is havim? a new spring suit made to harwonie with Beauty, as she is pleased t cull the disgusting little brute, and I am on my way to a dry goods store to match him for half a yard more of material." Messrs. Hiscox it Co. call spet i.il attention to the fact that after April 16, 13, the name and style of this preparation will hereatter be simply Parker's Tmir. The word "(.linger'' is dropped, for the reason that un principled dealers are constantly de ceiving their patrons by substituting inferior preparations under the name ofGingef; and aa ginger is an un important flavoring ingredient in our Tonic, we are sure that our friends will agree with us as to the propriety of the chance. There will be no change, however, in the prep aration itself; and all bottles re maining in the hands of dealers, wrapped under the name of "Park er's Ginger Toxic," contain the gen uine medicine if the signature ot Hiscox A Co. is at the bottom of the outside wrapper. Nearly $l,OW have been raised in Sharon for the celebration of the Fourth of July.