u U r 3 16 m:cal fiulir eated coool It d Op or i that u are iv.y tr r- D ttf ri'ect ii in e in i urM t t EX. mge iru F utl HI- .osj. a-ie 41 1' fit- t htl it re! in mt It f It : -! L vr, h if. irf e, t4 la n$ tU eH al ;iy i : h ? l, :!.. If.' of i . A id u of ? Somerset Herald " C. J ,c publica tion. ; ' , rT vein "!r mornln t 2 00 - io niniM ; otherwise S2 SO i ,v cared. r ng knOtf." ' ' . ' i. n will lectmied mUl all ' 7C iiJ ni'- Postmaeters neglecting -.?n fuhserthers do not take ont ' " . tie held n-siwnIM for the rub- s ,v!a fr,m oilofioe to an- , .tp u" 'lie name o the former as rv. . Address The Somerset Herald, Somerset, Ta. e Vcrk UK. 1 Mi: V travc-.j; ; - V. IMKSKCKKr.. ATTuKTS tY-AT LW tv.iniTWt Pa. io C k (t Kcent' i;ick. i:. scull. iTTLKMY-ATUW, Si.Jurrfet Fa. N il. SCOTT. TT( KN LY-AT-LA W, ATT' HN KY-AT lAW, SMMrMt, Pa. I A !)SLKY. ATTOKN tY-AT LAW. ii:i:nt. .-.noKNEY-AT LAW, oti.erfct. Pcnn'a. ,8 k?- -2 , ,Xa,t I : nov. I 8 lrTei. I . k- frfce lf,iaent it, fectjon. in jdj "re, for of i letter ;t -re. ATI'i'l'tV-AT-LAW, So!ncr?!t, Pa. TB'KNn-ATLAW, Somerset, Pa., , ... ,rr,rrl!ln.l'!lllnlnlf'"Jn!1,'' V-tVuMwlt" lilui fill ilromi.tly 4 : ii. w. 11. in ri-EL. vrn a- nrrrr.L. ' ATT' tliN EYSAT-LAW. .... ,..trotP.1 tn their cre will Main t;rufB ftreci. on'flte :t l 01 li, rttle in atl'ltl, 5-1 1 f ... L.C. COl.Bor.K. ,vS V COTT.OP.N. ATTHKNEYS AT LAW. . n'mt.! 1" Willi .Tftr.)t. tm lcl t'ollcotl.'n Tns-le in .lu- ',( s.iHiiiuic t'ouii'irf. Snnry i, - iiti-n.t '1" "n reasimalile tcrait ; 1 I A M TI. KOON'TZ. ATT IKSEY-AI-LAW, Semerfot, Pa., Ti t nitrotliinto!JhiPM etitrart ... ,n s. n.wt Dd a.ljoinlug eourtlof. i to; of Of JT- will uiade ivury, rhaps fifteen ) the y hit cture. white n r peris ic ubd - Houe now. MKYEKS. . v t. -V Tt.AV. Si.morH!, Penn n .mcf Mitructm 1 liif "re will be i.ri'tn.tnrsf ami ii.hmi.. .rai'NK Mrwt,nen dr to Mi 'TV. F- L. I TCH. .TT iKXEY-AT LA V. Si'incrMit. Pa. v ,t, ipmh Nlnrk. np ouilrK. Kntnnr. . fot t ..lift !"" m.ie. eMt4v . fX;1Uilii.l. nn1 all leeal Luniucci- . '.ill l.TvuipttirM an'1 tnJ--lity. ) V KIMMKT.. ATTCHXtYATLAW, ' Si.iuerfot, Pa. .! i'KlTTS. ATTXJKNKYATL-.W ' S.-nicrprt, l-n. , i fHiri. In Mammoth HI'" " ;; a KTMMKL. ATTt'KNLY-ATLAW". S mrrf U Pa. i i..rll l.nflncMctitrr-tf.l tn Mf r-n . ,., B,t.,,nliiKC""ntipf with rr.iniit- . .y. iiir Mlic .n Main Oro" T MIY F SCHKI.T,. ' ATT'iKNEY-ATLAW. ... rr. vrri-f Attest, f5.nert. H- v . n '1' 'Oaf li - m rvTINK HAY. ATTOKNKY-ATLAW ;, rin I1 F-f'e S..tn..f t. P ' ,;: i,.'M'( cutruoie.l to Mr cure with :.an 1 i:!-!y :i u. vul. ATTOKN tY-AT LAW 4.)IRCrt, Piv- .-r.Tlvttenltoll VnMnesf ertisrtH ' m. i pv i,. irnnc.il on ci.llectii.ns, . Ul- i. n,"i Ii Kuililing. r ' i . o;T.r. att'RM:y-ati.aw. Somerset Pa., -i -...il ! ntn'' n-.'ni'.rt m5 rl,re i:h j.Tn.vtner ami twlellty. ' ac in'fjrs. ATTOKXEY-A1-1-AW S.iinerset. Penn a. y: i: v. iii.ott.h. i '.';.;.' r;fv-".iv asp sikckos ,rv'citn the lf!e ot S..tn.r'ri , ,!' In ic.n (.renn'rv .r..rrj.t.v ,. .ii 1 l.mn.1 at ..f1v H.y or nlKli'. ,r......i,r,il!r .niTHirwI. Mf'tli "ti !- --,-r. r "l' Ilamil. ov r Kn'M''' a;nt('.tf. 1 U. S KTMMEL (rr. hi irn'.Mlrial wl" to the eltl s i. .-r-t n.t VIHnitv. tile).ril-.l.n-; a-." l.r -xn le founJ t hi( athct: on Main !. li;amoml. ';. h. nnri.AKF.R t. ri'i.T in? ..,.,, FJ.rv1o'tthe rltlTens of S..m vMnt'T. nfflot In Tesi1enee en Main n! the Dtnnvml. T; VM. T.AXTII tn1rs liif i..na1 fervlee to the clm-ns of Si.m- ; - -iir.p.i,; tat of Wayne k UerVeWle ( ; -lore. ; t- 6. hi. T'".. .10HN r.ii.Ls. i J dkxtist. ttu. .tab 'in Cook It lleeriti Klook . Samer- - Yi. h!l. WIT.T.IAM rOU.INS. 1 IH.XT1ST, SI I.MtHNLT, PA. In Matutnoth Hi'-V. aliore Ilnyd Urujt . whi-re he at all tinn le hmn ' jTTar nil kii.li. ut work, pu. h rtllitiir iviru- iTtrartlriK Ite Ar!iti.il teeth t all kln.iii. ' ; the hem material tnwrte 1. tiratlun ; -nr.'ed. 7 HOWARD WYNNE, Mil .; n rn "'.v. vesxa . -. -.m-r of the T".ve. VAT. N""e and Th'oet. t..l f ii!v i.rii-TlK. Hinif. A. . to Lu'tier a (irern lllmk. 2.i Mln !t. ! TIIOVI'SON. M 1). sritUte-X HKNTIT. JotnMown. Pa. .i a it .e. etocTlenee ot more than esr tlll'Mi Tkktii a Si-miAi-TT. . '.; m. No 1'-'-' Maln.t-ivt (up Mat") orer i'. n Ihrlnri. Si.w It will I nerej ( r iN-ii who want w, rlf di.ne to malt, en : ! iK lorrhaiid. ctW3. 1 ' VES O. K I EI! NAN. M. 1). ten- l p.otealonal .en'leer to the rltirena of '! iriint. H. ran t found at the '. ..! . la'hi r cm Wain Hurt or at the ' lir I'mrv Prulnker. k MII.T.F.R hr.z t,(tiii:i- lrMlc.4 Id f, v tt nrinlip lit Winn. Hh-e opposite tl arlea Krirrtr.fr 're. TO-tf. j QlAMONI) HOTEL, MOYSTOWN.n-.NN'A. j ''V J ul. r and w-U known honae ha lately ; 't'T. uirhly and newly rehtted whh all new i.i tumliure. wl.ii h ta. tna.le It a rery ''.eatopMrn plar f.,r the traueiina- pui.lle. nl ri.o- . enmiot W Purj.M.d, all he- -r.t eu.fi,. wi-h a larire po'.llr hall attached e fah,. A I All li.rv mrsA v f alii l,r h law l-r liiiif eac le had at the ijweat i-V-W, j ti,t we-k. ilay or meal. SAy.rPLTSTKK. Prop. t. E.'ot. Ptamond Stojsiuw ,Pa trVARLES HOFFMAN. iKJve Iteury Hitl.y. t, ore.) 3 '"LT ETYLESHta LCWET PRICES. I .WmiON GUARANTEED. il 0 VOL. XXXII. NO 49. YOU RespcctfuV.y Invited to Call and Examine, Before Purchas ing Elsewhere the Largest Assortment of Stoves, Tin, Copper, Or Sheet-Iron Wae, Ku h i k ! s Plated Ware. Lamps, Enameled Ware, Clothes Wringers, Etc. To Ik-f. nind in the V.'iMern I'urt of this Slate. Our (. n! si re 'Warrunle.l to be as rep-nx'tiU-.l, ami jiriees are Neil l'a.!j. within l lie ro.it Ij of al! jiersons needint; them. TIN ROOFING. SPOUTING AND JOBBING of f.f. uisi'S is 7 v. ;; r-iKtix at corvKii Prouipll.v AKnidcd 1 at ffMtisl liales. Brushes a Specialty, at Wholesale Only. Onhrs Sofiriff.J jrom Mcrclmnts SiV.uij Goods in My Line. FRAN K W. HAY, o. 2SO Washington Street. JohnMown, IVnn'a. :o:- It will interest Customers ol Limited Means, as well as those who do not wish to spend much for SHOES A. IS 13 SLIPPERS ! -: o: THIS WEEK WE AflE OFFERING Pairs of Ladies Slip pers, - - , l()i Tairs of Ladies' Kid Croquet Slippers -D7 Pairs of Ladies Serge Slippers, 11 Pairs Ladies Opera Toe Slippers 'JS:) Pairs Ladies' New- ports, tie and button, 4s Pairs Infants" Strap Slippers, 7( Pairs Infants' Fine Kid Slippers, -oS p;iirs Children Op era Toe Slippers, -"211 Pairs Inlant" Kid Button Shoes. -9(5 Pairs Men' Cloth-top Low Button Shoes. :S Pairs Men's Low Cut Working Shoes, -Men's Better-grade Low Cut Button, 18 Pairs Youths' Buckle Shoes, 1 1 Pairs Misses Coarse Shoes, o'2 Pairs Ladies Serge Lace Shoes, 213 Pairs Ladies' Grain Peg Lace Shoes. - IS 5:,i ! i t l oo is': ... I 1 2" 1 13 2 00 13 2 GS 1 13 B LSI DC THESE WK IFFEH ran 77 s wi:i:k. mi inns. THE POPULAR SHOE STOREj STARGARD nn'n No. 2!2 Main St., Johnstown, Pa. jvoOTKr MILTS. N. B. Don't l'orget ourj o-. stock of Fine Shoes for Ladies, (ientlemen. Misses, Boys, Chil dren. Youths and Infants. FARMERS, We hnvo trarkei aoivn our large Stoc-k of !!ain Shot?. Don'f-fuy before you get-. our. STAEGABDTEK. aprP.lyr. SOMERSET COUNTY Mi (ESTAlil-lSIIKl) 177.) CHiELES. J. EAES12GN. H.I.PEiTTS. Trefidcnt. Cashier. ollectloaJ maJe In all parts of the I'nlted Sutea. CHAEGES JICDEEATE. Parties wUhlnjt to iwnd money Wet ran he ao ennn..lated bv .iratt on New ora In ".T'U; tJullertliine made with ppunptneea. J . houaht and ml.l. Miey and Taloat.le. secured hytmof IHetwWeoelet.rated aatea, with a fcr aent fc. Vale f3t 0 time lock. ACCOUNTS SOLICITED. 44-A U leral bolldanul" " ARE ALBl-ltT A. 11' KMC. J. Scott Waud. 'H0B9E & WARD BfCtESOORg TO EATON Sl BROS, NO. 27 FIFTH AVENUE, PITTSBURGH, PA. SPRi:N"G, 1882. NE GOODS ZVZSY SAY SPECIALTIES r brc'dsrles, L.'.cts, Villlnery, White Gcods, Hand kfrchiefs, Dress TrimmingSi Hosiery, G'oves, Corsets, Vaslin and erin Underwear, In Irrrts' ard Children's Clothing. Fancy Gcods, Yarns, Zephyrs, Hate rj's of Alt Kinds for FANCY WORK, Mi mm foil k, & Tu arAic:;.'..in is i;KPSirTFrLLT solic" " "'Or.iiT- l.y Mail uttemletl tn with I'rotUt !ie uii'i I i i i!i h. A bigger show than all the White Elephants is the Mam moth Clothing Stock of . C. Yateo & Co. ' No humbug, no deception. We refund the money on all goods not entirely satisfactory. A. C. YATES & CO., riin.rnr.MMii.v. FASHIONABLE CU1TEE & TAILOR llatrtr.a: had many Year exerlenie in all hranehe of be Tallorinc ton liiei.. 1 Kaarnntee t J f . '' "T ' who may en II on ; ? tti- yit' " A on me and favor '' , ! Ivm U h f! - m with their it- . - '11 - . Satinfaptlon to a!' ; Naillartlon to al! Yours, &.., nyi. yi. noc iisTF.n.KR, :HCrte, Pa QUEMAHONING j WM. S. MOliflAX, Proprietor, ' ri'HK Ai nt" ol thee well-known Vl!l are now ! 1 i.,ini: llielr eu.tomr with a i-pltmii.l as- pi.rtn:' nt oi WOOLEN GOODS, Mi h 1hev wish to trn-le for WooL These Ooo-1 .in..,'hi.iiriLnn 4'iTin1. fruU fire Stiirk. en the L itiH i:i.i.n.ve.l Alarliii.rrv. and In Orat elaaa wnrkiren We want HfTV Tli"';SASD i'Ol fx or ll'fift thu year, and will make It j,av vnn toin-ai wiih n. j(-We are ni'.) pr iiared to do Coitom Spln nlna an.' V vil i arjiim. Aihlreaa. HM. S. 5H1ROAS. apr-3m. Qnemahonlng, Pa. thi time ther wnrk. witk aSaoluta Ttainty ritel'.r parU-ulivr. t. II. HALurrr, fortlan(l,Me. wanted fur the AuHlN 1 or-r-vv;..' lie be lar- jtn. iiaii.'.siiiiiert. tK-t hik vr aold liir less mer twlee i.ur pri-e The fastest selling honk. A if en t ra Itrirene pr.ifiie to aaent. All lolli.lul-ei-ple want It. Any ne oan lenma a euccea-at Mint Tunis free. Maluctt isnok Co., Port and, Maine. pXIXTTOR'S NOTICE. I flute of Thumas Ollfan. dee'd lateof Addison townth p, S-merset county, 1'a. i.rtwi ritkiantefit&rv im tha above estate) ' having )een granted to the undersigned by the proper autiiorttv. not ice is nereoy a-irea 10 au ernm tndeliie.1 to said estate tumake Immediate pavm-nt,an.lthoe ha lnaelalmain tbeeama will ereeert them duly au. her floated for tetUe ni(Mt (Saturday, Ma; 14. M. A. ROSS, SfJUEBT K. BOSS, aprlt. Esecatora. A r a wek at home. (6 ootftt free, U' l l .it alieeloiely sure. No risk. Ca nn i-"l nut required. !!eder. If you Vly J J want ha.tnvM at which persons o( ilierfix. i.i.c ori'ld. ean make treat pay aH omei Inclines. Oflentimes when Even's scarlet Hajr Floats from the crest of distant woods. And over moorland wate and crag A weary, voiceless sorrow broods ; Around me hover to and fro The ghosts of songs heard long ago. And often midst the rush cf wheeN, Of pausing and repassing feet. When half a headlong city reels Triumphant down the noontide street. Above the tumult of the throngs I hear again the same old songs. Kest and unrest 'tis strange that ye, Who lie apart as pole from pole, Should sway with onestrongsov'reignty The secret issues of the soul ; Strange that f e both should hold the keys Of prisoned tender memories. It muy be when the landscape's rim Is red and slumberous round the west The spirit too rows still and dim, And turns in half-unconscious que.t To those forgotten lullabies That whilom closed the infant's eye. And maybe, when the city mart Roars with its fullest, loudest tide The spirit loses helm and chart, And on an instant, terrified. Has fled across the space of years To notes that banished childhood's fears. We know not but 'tis sweet to know Dead hours still haunt the living day. And sweet to hope that, when the slow Sure message beckons us away, The past may send some tuneful breath To echo round the bed of death. CAfimfcrr's Jmirwil. A PRIZE VENTURE. When one is newly married, and has commenced life in small rooms on a second floor, there are no long hulls and high stairways to traverse between the cooking and sleeping apartments. Therefore, when I heard Mary fill the kettle and stir the fire and the next instant saw her beside my bed, I took her sudden advent as a matter ol course. But it is confessed that her opening sal utation came weighted with an atom of surprise. "You know that vacant bedroom, dear? Wei', we can furnish it now." "Can we ?" I asked meekly. 'Have you been taking a risk in stocks?" "Here it is,'' she said, with a sad den tremor in her voice, and a flut ter in her hands. "A thousand dol lars for forty-three stories. A hun dred dollars for one, fifty for anoth er, and so on down. And newspaper men are especially invited to try. You must take a day off, and when we get the $100 we can fit up the spare room. Let me see $40 for a chamber set, $20 for a carpet, 810 for pictures and then we will send $10 more to father and mother to pay their fare here and pay us that long premised visit. Onlv $100, Jack, and see what happiness it brings!" And the dear girl threw her arms about my neck, and gave me a rousing kiss. Wei!, when she settled down to colli facts, produced a copy of the p:ner, and showed me the tempting oiler in plain black and white, 1 grew interested. I knew that news paper men, and especially young re porters, had little time fur true liter ary work, but imagined that with an incentive to spur me on I cu!il gain an odd half day or so in the next two weeks, and write out some of the fragmentary ideas that had floated through my mind fcr several ytars, in patient waiting for clothing and a habitation. We had no diffi culty in agreeing that the attempt should be made, and noue whatever as to the use to which the prize money should he put. Mary hud di-pose-d of that without aid from me. The only question that con fronted us was the character of the story, its location, tone and treat ment. We gave the whole noon hour to its discussion. "You must be careful," said Mary, with the air of one who" for years had filled a professorship in a col lege for the education of fiction writers, "to give it a conversational form. Long paragraphs don't look well, and readers are tempted to skip. Put in a little love-making.'' "That's trite," I said. "Is it? Well, people never grow tired of it. Make it end happily, whatever you do. Bret Harte's school may" suit the Bret Harte, hut one doesn'tlike to be sent away from a story with a suicide or hang ing as the finale ; and above all things, Jack, choose a subject about which you know something. Don't flounder around in a mystic or a far away region on which you have never set eyes." 'How would Alaska do ?" I asked solemnly. "What do you know about Alas ka? Or the Desert of Sahara? Or Patagonia? Keep inside of Ohio. Make it 6hort, terse, and put into it not only what might easily happen, but something that has happened." 1 left her clearing off the table, and singing softly to herself. I was due at the office of the Dailg Xejitune at 2 p. m., to receive my assignment of local work. I had left a hope blossoming at home that the dv might be light of work, and that I might return soon and give a few hours to the opening of my. prize story. The plot formed itself bn my walk to the strtet cars, and the scenes unfolded and fitted into each other as the slow steeds covered th three miles between my house and the office. I would be back by 4. three hours of good work would help me along, I could close it up on Sunday, Mary could cpy it at her leisure, the $100 would really ba a godsend. "You must get a rig immediately," said the city editor, "and drive out to the Five Mil Lock. There has been a powder mill explosion, and several men killed. Throw yourself, Smithy, on this, as it has the mak ing of a sensation." The newspaper instinct was alive and at work. I forgot all about the story, the prize money, and had time for only one tender regret fori the disappointed little wife at home, The day was cold, the rain changed to snow, the distance was Jang, the road heavy, and the pursuit of in-! allowed General Snodgers and the w men spares no one irom us wita formation difficult amid the chaos tariff question to rest in the dim ra- enng mtluence. that reigned all about the Lock But my note boak was eventually loaded, and I decided to stop at home for a hurried lunch on my way to tne omce. Sapper had beea waiting. The . . .- SOX ESTABLISHED, 1827. SOMERSET, PA., WEDNESDAY. MAY 21, 1884. I wife was cordial and kind, but a trace ol tears on ner cneeus siiowea the disappointment she was too good 10 voice, in our coy smmg room stood iny table, drawn close to the frrnlu n tr ulioi. onil til TinPTJ ViOC l A il it, and pens and paper in place. 1 have looked tor you since 4," ! ail she said. "But, I know, dear, was that business kent you away." "But we won't give up the story," I said, decidedly. "We may not get the hundred dollars on account of a hurry about our work, but we will make sure of one of the fifties." "Fifty dollars," said Mary, "would buy the chamber set and a cheap pretty ingrain, and we could put off the pictures until your saliry is raised." (We were always postpon ing thinizs to that golden Utopia. We had in imagination spent and resnent a dozen "raises." It cost little and was better than running in debt.) I kissed her good-bye, and started to the office. When I reached tha street she raised the window to call alter me : "Be sure and decide upon your subject, Jack, as we must commence it to-morrow." My uual hour of reaching honaa was o a. m. This time it was after 4. A second edition had kept us. I walked the three miles too tired in body and mind to think of my story or anything else. 1 was just thn more interested in the character of powder mill explosions, as related to newspaper reports, than in litera ture ; and the fact that an expected promotion of the city editor to the "intellectual department" of the Xeptunc, with a bestowal of his long and honorably worn shoes on some one ele, might had to the bettering of my position, kept me close to the practical side of life. 1 went to eleep almofct before 1 was undressed, and forgot to give even a dream to the subject that had grown very close to the dear little heart at my side. All day and evening sessions of the National Society for the organiz ing of South African and East Indi an Missions, held me close for the next week, and the mere mechanical labor of following long drawn speeches, and copying voluminous reports, and resolutions with many "whereases" so used up liy mental and vital energy, that I had heart and thought .for nothing else. I lot some of the brst points in my pro jected story, and was compelled to explain the plot in lull to my wile, lest I should lose it altogether be fore the lung deferred time of plac ing it upon paper, should dawn up on us. "Perhaps we can get a few hours' rest 00 Sunday." 1 said, "and then we will take oil our coats and go at it. Of course I can't expect to strike the 8-jO class, with the lime at my disp sal, hut we will be satisfied to go ir, at $ 10, eh, little one ?'' "Of course we will, my dear," she saiil, brightly. "One can get a fair chamber set but I guess we'll have to let that go until your salary is a little more, and we will put the S40 into the hook case you have wanted so long. Is it a bargain ?" It was signed, sealed, and deliver ed with a kiss. Sunday cante, and with it a scat tering oi' the reverend gentlemen who had participated in the mission d liberations and dtbatts, to the va rious pulpits ot the city and subur ban churches. "Follow them around." said the city editor on ."Sat urday night, "and get something of the services held by a dozen of the best of them. Whei that is out of the wav, drop over and get old Gen. Snodgv-r's opinion of this confounded t'iriil debate. He has been in Wash ington, and ought to have something fresh. And, by the way, I am going out of town and I wish you would come around about 8 o'clock and run the local work for the rest of the nigiit.'' When Mary called me on Sunday morning, I dressed slowly, and put off a soiiiire look into her face as loiiL' as I Dossiblv could. 1 knew she- had been out on Saturday looking at book-cases, and had set her heart on siting that story dashed into with vigor and energy before 3 p. m., and perhaps whipped into shape by evening. When I drew up to the table she moved the sugar-bowl and milk pitcher to one side, gave me a half hopeful and half-pleading look, and simply said, "Well?" I temporized. "Marv. we ought to have a new i set of curtains for our sitting-room." j "Yes, but they can wait." j "Twenty-five "dollars wonld buy I them and hang them." "I know it, but the twenty-hve dollars?" "Oh, that's all right. I tell you the plot is too deep to work up in the time we have. Suppose we lay aside the story we have on hand and reel off a little sketch that will strike the Si'") grade ? You know that I can do that at any time. Shall we do it?" "Whatever yoi. think best, of course. We do need the book-case, but the curtains would add greatly to the appearance of the room When will vour sketch get itself commenced ?" "That's easy enough. I'll give it a send-olf to-night, after my other work is out of the way, and will show it to you in the morning. It will hinge on an old farmer who thought he had seen a ghost in the ravine into which the Ashtabula railroad bridge went tumbling on that awful winter's night" "I don't like ghost stories," Baid Mary ; "but, then, I am not on the committee of award. Suppose you run into Stein's to-marrow and price the curtains." That night the great Arcade bleck 1 burned to the ground 1 he citv ed- itor was away, odo reporter was sick, and several others busy on matters that could not be neglected. . I cut the missionary gentlemen off ; with as lew words as possioie, anu c nuiiin ua pvoc.vii-, ...... gion ot unmterviewed security, au our energies were bent on miking a repert of the fire that would do the ' paper credit. But nothing seemed . . 1 . T Al . I . . 1 ; i go rigni- in uio nrsi yiacc um Anthracite, tha chief editor, had I just come home from a triD to the ! South, and being afraid that hia el- ; ficient managing editor was getting too much credit for the prosperity of the paper, decided ta show the re porters that he was still master of the situation. An hour after the 1 (ire was under way, and when the j reporters were beginning to drop in reporters were beginning to drop with their fragments of news to dove-tail into a graphic account, the old geutleman hustled into the room. "Where's Jones?" ' "He is nff for the night." "What! How dare he, the city editor, go off when the biggest block in the city is on fire!" It was suggested that the city ed itor hardly knew that the fire was coming when he made his plans. Then old Anthracite turned on ai other track. "Who's filling his place?" "Mr. Smith." "Oh! Well, Smith, do you know that there's a big fire up street?" "Yes, sir. We are covering it." "Do it well. Don't let 'he Jupiter scoop us. If the Jupiter has two columns, I want four. If the Jupiter has four columns, I want eight. Now. sir, go ahead and do your best." And he stalked out of the room without suggesting how the information touching the Jupiter' purpose was to be obtained in ad vance of publication. (This is the Anthracite idea of news by the foot. He belongs to a newspaper not yet extinct, but happily rapidly becoming so.) It was a night of vexation in ways needless to describe here, but affairs had shaped themselves into success: by press time. But the Ashubula farmer and his ghost were still in the wierd land of imagination when I crept quietly into uy house at day break. I had given neither a thought, and instead of reaching out for new worlds to conquer, was thankful that I had steered safely through the fire. Anthracite and other dangers of the night. My wife opened her eyes as I entered, and murmured, "and how about the ghost?" The whole matter f that unwrit ten story rolled over me like a flood. Knowing that even the justification which my conscience could clearly allow would create only disappoint ment, I foolishly sought refuge in anger, and crossly answered, "con found the ghost, and the story toY." She made no answer in word?, but the arm that lay around my neck when I fell asleep on other mornings was not lifted to its accus tomed place. Before leaving iiome on Monday noon I said : "We will get thst sketch out of the way soon, my dear." "Never mind it now," she said. "You have work enough and worry enougli without it." "It will go all the si.me," I said, and meant it too. Five days later I was given a half-holiday, work running light and al! thespace of the pnper being in demand in other directions. I rushed for a car, was soon home, and hurrying into the house caught Mary in my arms and shouted: "I am free, now, and we will go at it immediately "' "Go at" "The story, of course. Hurrah for the curtains !"' She placed her arms about my neck, looked up with a half smile on her lips and a tear in her eye, and said in a whisper : "Never mind the story now, Jack. The limit of time allowed by the publishers expired yesterday." Preaching antl Practice. "See here, Mr. Blank, what are you going out to night lor " asked Mrs. B. with a threatening lo"ok. "Big political meeting to-night," explained Mr. B., apologetic ally. "Political meeting, eh?" echeed Mrs. B. "You have been going to political meetings every night for five weeks, and if it had not been for me you would have worn your boots to bed every time." "But just think how nice it would be if I should get nominated for something! Think of the loads of money I could rake in, and the nice furniture and new clothes and seal skin sacks and " "That will do," interrupted Mrs. Blank ; "I have heard that story be fore. You made a speech last night at a ward meeting, I see." "Yes," responded Mr. B., with par donable pride. "And I see by the two or three lines' notice of it in the newspaper that the burden of your remarks was 'the office should peek the man and not the man the office.' Now you just take of that overcoat, sit right down, and if any comes along and knocks I will let it in." He sat. Laughter. Laughter is one ef the best physi cians known, being as necessary as pure air to invalids, hypochondri acs, persons suffering from nervous exhaustion, and those prostrated by business cares and mental worries. He is a gay companion, a foe of gloom and death, for being a disci ple of Moliere. Joy, brightness and health accompany him everywhere. His treatment is simple and appli cable to all ages. He never makes any charge for his services, and he is always ready to coma when sent for. His face wears the brightest of smiles, which are in themselves better than most of the drugs in the pharmacorxca for curing certain dis eases, and his presence is sufficient to rouse the weak and lethargic into new life. Invalids should consult him as often as possible, if they would lighten their burdens, make their lives longer and happier, and defy the approaching hand of time, C . The Florida strawberries only erow on low, ordinary vines. By the time they get nortn may are so a rrnm art Ihdff tfrrW An uu wo suinKu .. ." church spires and weather ranes. eralc Dr. Gattlinj; Talks) Abent II is Gbds. "In 1SC1 I was living at Indian apolis. The war had broken out and the country was all excitement My house was within a few blocks of the depot and I was often present there when volunteers were depart ing for the field, and alo when their dead bodies were at times shipped back home in boxes for burial. One surprise to me was that the number of men killed by sickness and diseases was more than' those killed by ball or actual battle. One day I remember nineteen corpses were landed at the depot; three had been killed in battle. The thought then struck me if a gun could ba invented that would do the work of a hundred men, and would require but a few men to operate it, that the horrors of war would be ereatly diminished, and an end would coma much sooner of every struggle. Mor men could stay at home, and lives would be saved. The thought took such hold of me that I com menced to work on it at ne. The result was the Gatling gun "My first guns were made in Cin cinnati, and they would fire from 1-tO to 2o0 shots per roinuts. I bad six of them manufactured in 18G2, when the foundry was burned by incendiaries I suppose rebel sym pathizers and the guns were de stroyed. Next I had thirteen guns made at what is now the type foun dry in Cincinnati, and those I sent on by my partner, a wealthy mer chant of Cincinnati, to Washington to persuade the Governnent to in troduce them. He took them to Baltimore, where he left twelve, aad went with the other to Washington. The chief of the ordinance depart ment at the time was an old fogy. He received him coldly, told him he had no faith in his gun, and that he believd flintlock muskets were, on the whole, the best weapons for war fore. In short he would have noth ing to do with him. My partner then left Washington, and returned to Baltimore. Ben. Butler was there with his troops. He had heard of the guns, and he asked to see them work. As saon as he had done so he said he would buy them on hia own responsibility and did so, giv ing his vouchers for $12,000 for them. My partner had this cashed, but at this time there was a great fall in pork, and 50,000 hogs which he had packed in Chicago with the expectation of a rise had to be sold. In a word, the break in the market ruined him, and my money went with him. So, for the first twenty guns I had made t a great cost to mvseif I received nothing. Ben Butler took the guns he had brought with him to the battle of Petersburg and fired them himself upon the rebels. They created great conster nation and slaughter, and the news of them went all over the world. Now they are used by all the lead ing governments of Europe and also in Asia and Africa. They enabled the Prussians to conquer Austria in 1870, though the ustrians had the larger forces, and they shortened the war by Germany and France so that it practically lasted a few days. "The Gatling guns are now made in Hartford, this country, and in Europe at Newcastle-on-the-Tyne. 1 sell only to governments and the United States uses many of my guns. They now take part in all wars and you have seen the reports of the work they have done in Egypt." "How far will the Gatling gun send a ball ?" "From two to three miles. The new improvements which will ena ble it to be fired into the air are such that the ball, when it falls to the earth, acquires from the force of gravity Euch a velocity that when it reaches the ground it will pass through a plank two inches thick. This is at a distance of 3,000 yards from the place of firing." "Will it shoot accurately ?" "Yes. We can aim the gun at a plank nailed to a support several thousand yards away, and by mov ing the gun rapidly along while fir ing we can cut line through the board as though it were sawed. Bullets of different sizes are used in different guns. No two bullets leave the guns at the same time, but when you consider that 1,200 shots can be fired in a minute you will see how rapidly and regularly it works." Must See the Chips Fly. A man, unless he is a mere drudge, cannot work without seeing the re sult froM his labor. His mind must be gratified by the fact that he is producing something, or he will turn from his work, even if ha is paid fordoing it, with disgust Some years ago the tread mill was used in the prisons. It was a large, wide wheel on which convicts stood and turned by moving their feet. The wheel diii nothing but turn, and this barrenness of results so injuri ously aflectect the neaitn 01 tne con victs that the use of the wheel as a nnnishment was abandoned. We recently met with an anecdote which fully illustrates the peint we have made. A vouncr Yankee found himself. some years ago, in the interior of Penrsvlvania without a cent. He applied to a wealthy Quaker for he! p. "1 will give tnee werK, ana pay thee for it, friend," replied the Quaker- "hut it is not mv custom to give alms to one able to labor like thee." That's all I want," said the Yan- k ee; 1 m willing 10 worr. "What can thee do, friend?" "Anything. I will do any sort of work to get a little money." "Well there's a log yonder; and there is an ax. Thee may pound on the log with the head of the ax, and if thee is diligent I will pay thee a dollar a day." The youth went to work. For a few minutes he pounded the log lustily. Then ha paused to take breath. Beginning again, ha pound ed for half an hour and stopped. Throwing down the ax. be walked away, say ing: "I'll suffer before I cut wood with out seeing tha chips fly." lt bad a mind that rebelled anainst the bodv's workine without 'reaulta.. ' o WHOLE NO. 1714. Vienna Rolls. Says the Hotel Mail: The Vienna bread is made in various ways, some of which require the machinery of a large bake-house and are not raana geable in an ordinary kitchen. The eo-called "Vienna rolls" can be made in any household by the following receipt: Finest wheat Hour, eight pounds; milk, three and oue-haif quarts; water, thre and one-half quarts ; compressed yeast, three and one-third onces; salt one ounce. After all the materials have acquired the temperature of the rootti the tlaur is poured in a loose heap ii the middle of the baking trough and a small quantity of the heap, on one side, mixed to a thin dough with the milk and water previously poured together, and mixed with the yeast and salt. The dough is allowed to stand three-quarters of au hour, well covered. Alter this time, or as soou as fermentation has begun, the dough is mixed intimately with the remain der of the tlour and the rest of the liquid, and left to rise for two hours and a half. It is then cut in pieces weighing each one pound, each of which ia divided into twelve square pieces of equal weight. The corners of each of these squares having beeu turned over to the center, the cakes are put into the oven and baked for fifteen minutes. The heating must be uniform. If the oven is hotter in one place thau another the cakes must be shifted about. To impart a gloss to the cakes they are brush ed over with a sponge dipped into milk. Charles lleade's Tombstone. The following inscription will be placed on Charles Ileade's tomb stone. It was written by himself: Here Lie, By the Side of his Iteloved Friend, the Mor tal Remains of Ciiari.es Reahc, Dramatist, Novelist, and Journalist. His last Words to mankind are on this Stone. "I hope for a resurrec tion, not from any power in nature, but from the will of the Lord God Omnipotent, who made Hature and me. He created man out of noth ing, which nature could not. He can restore man from the dust, which nature connot. And I hope for holiness and happiness in a fu ture life, not for anything I have said or dona in this body, but from the merits and mediation of Jesus Christ. He has promised His inter cession to all who seek it, and He will not break His word ; that inter cession, once granted, can not be re jected ; for He is God, and His mer its infinite; a man's sins are but human and finite. "Him that Com eth to me, I will in no wise cast out." "If any man sin, we have an advocate with the father, Jesus Christ the Righteous, and He is the propitiation for our sins." How The Money in Caret! For. A reporter in conversation with Mr. Pinkerton learned the following facts : "1 suppose there are stored in the banks and safe deposit vaults in Wall street and vicinity not far from 81,IWO,000,0JO," said Mr: Rob ert Pinkerton, as he sat in a com fortable easy chair in hi? office in Exchange place. "I may be a little out of the way in my estimate, but not much. The protection of all this wealth requires the services of a large number of men in addition to the usual mechanical and electric devices employed for that purpose. The bulk of this large sum of money is stored in the vault3 of the safede riosit companies. The vaults are built of the fire-proof and and burglar proof material and are made as secure as modern inven tion will allow. They are connected by electric wires with the nearest district telegraph office. Armed watchmen pace to and fro in the rooms upon which the vaults opes. These men are required to give a signal over the wire at stated inter vals during the night, in ordr to prove to the proper authorities i . l . a i. r.. 1. .. 1 1 .. lllill llley arc miuiiuijjr anemiing i their business and that nothing ot anevii nature has happened. If the signals are riot given an armed posse of men is at once sent to the vault in question. In addition to the watch men there are other watchmen who patrol the street in front of the buil ding in which the vaults are placed. Private watchmen and detectives are also on the lookout for suspicious persons." "Are there as many professional bank robbers as there were formerly.' inquired the reporter. "I don't believe there is the mak-; ing of a regular gang ot first-class bank burglars among all the thieves Ol UJIO tOUUUJ, HT7iir.. A., ft . A limr-ft- j ton "Nearly all the old professionals ; haye either died or have been arres- j ted antl put away in prison and the young men don't seem to have the ingenuity of their predecessors. Look j at the noted bank burglars who have ! been caught and shut up within the past fifteen or twenty years." A Dog, on a warm summer day, lay down in the shade, and soon fell asleep. He was awakened by the noise of a huge bull approaching hi3 shady resting place. "Get up," said the bull, "and let me lie down there !" "No," replied the dog, "you have no right to to the place; I was here; first." "Well," said the bull, looking in-i nocently at the dog, but with a fero- j cious twinkle in his left eye, which made the dog's spinal column run cold and his lower jaw give way, "let U3 toss op for it." j "Thank you," said the dog polite- j ly, "I never gamble," and he walked slowly away. I Moral Virtue has its own re-j ward. I By land or at sea, out on the prai rie or in the crowded city, Ayer's ; Cathartic Pills are the best for pur gative purposes, everywhere alike convenient, efficacious and safe. For sluggish bowels, torpid liver, indi gestion, bad breath, flatulency, and sick headache, they are sure remedy. Concerning Health. One of the causes of dyspepsia at tha present day consists in the hob bies which so many people ride in regard to food. One person gets the impression that one article of diet is a cure-all, and another that some thing else will prevent all the evils that flesh is heir to, and he makes a hobby of this one thing, and not only rides himself to death on it but insists that all the persons whom ho knows, or over whom he has any influence, shall ride it too. Oatmeal is good in its way, if one likes it, and grits and Graham bread and many other things, but they will create dyspepsia if they are not properly cooked or used too contin ually, and to the exclusion of other varieties of feed. Dyspepsia is mora often cured by an absolute meat diet than by a veg etarian diet, and the reason why good effects often follow the first trials of vegetarianism -is because the subjects have been in the habit of eating heartily of meat, and the change benefits them. On the same principle it is beneficsal for those who have been in the habit of mak iug their breakfast of oatmeal to take a new departure occasionally and make a breakfast of meat fish or fruit There are many small observances in eating which arc essential to health and to which the mast ardent formers pay no sort of attention. One of these is to ba sure that bread is perfectly sweet, and one day old. Another is the abstaining from hot toast, hot biscui., hat bread ot any kind, not only because it forms hard, soggy pellets in the stomach, but melts the butter and reader it indigestible. Tea drank coustantly and in such quantities as one good-sized cup three times a day, as many people drink it, is responsible, say some of our leading physicians, for the terri ble kidney diseases which have de veloped themselves with such alarm ing rapidity of late years. Temper ance in all things, and as much as possible of good, wholesome food, is wisdom. Give thought, care and pains to your housekeeping, so that it shall be clean and healthful, and create an atmosphere in which it shall be good to live. Cooking is not all there is of life, even in the kitchen, and ifyou find yourself, even against your will, obliged to give most of. your tiaie to it, put into it your in telligence, your judgment, and your refinement, and the result will be more beneficial to these with whom you are immediately connected than if you wrote a successful book. A Mule'a stagacity. A writer in the Youth' Companion relates the following instance of a mule's sagacity : While stationed at Fort Webster, in what is now Arizona, he started down the canyon on a very fine and larg mule. The mule stopped ab ruptly, aad signified that he would not budge another step. Spurs were dug into his f!ank3 to no purppse. Thtro he stood, as firm as a rock, Hammond pulled him round, and galloped back to the fort The next morning it was ascertained that at a point scarcely one hundred yards in advance of where the mule gained his victory some Apache Indians had ambushed the road, and but for the brute's keen nose and ears, and firmness in resisting an ofistinate man, short work would have been made of both. While journeying across the plains thirty or more years ago there were hundreds of instances equally remarkable. The writer stood guard every other night over tha stock that was out to graze, and depended entirely for warning of danger from two large American mules. They would scent an Indian or a grizzly a much longer distance than a dog, and at once stop eating and point unerringly with their long ears to th direction of the danger. Have Juries t.o Much Power. In dircussing the jury system in the light of the Cincinnati riot, it is well to distinguish between the sys tem itself and the abuses to which it is subjected. The laws will gen erally be found Ies3 objectionable that the manner of their enforcement hence the best way to reform the jury system would be to correct the abuses which inhere in it by reason of the lax administration of the laws under which it was organized. There is a strong disposition, how ever, to question tha soundness of the laws m relation to jurors. The provisions under which intelligence is excluded and ignorance invited into the jury box; the fact that ju ries are made judges of the law as well as of the facts: the require ment that they must be unanimous in order to fine a verdict; that they are permitted to acquit if they enter tain a reasonable doubt as to guilt, they themselves being the judges as to what constitutes such a doubt these, and kindred provisions are re garded by many writers as confer ring too much power npon juries, especially when so little care is exer cised in getting the right kind of men to serve as jurors. In some States, notably Illinois, vigorous efforts have been made 'to have the criminal code and practice so amended as to compel juries to take the law from the courts, but as yet they have proved unavailing. The same law prevails in this State, in New York, and throughout the country generally. It is of little avail forjudges to instruct juries in the law, when th law has already vested them with power to determ ine the law for themselves so far as the particular case before them is concerned. It is under this author ity that they are able to find of the first degtee manslaughter, er to ac quit a defendant when there i3 indu bitable proof of his guilt This pow er is all the more dangerous since there is no remedy against those who abuse it, and no power in the court to set aside verdicts which are palpable perversions of both'law and jus t ice. Jittib ury Com-Gozette. An Editor's Tribute. Thereon P. Keator, of Ft Wayne, Ind., Gazette," writes: "For the five years have always used Dr. King' New Discovery, for coughs of n.ost severe character, as well as for those of milder type. It never fails to ef fect a speedy cure. My friends to whom I have recommended it speak of it in soma high terms. Having been cured by it of every cough I have had for five years, I considered it the only reliable and sure cure for Coughs, Colds, etc." Call at U, N. Boyd's Drug Store and get a free trial bottle. Large Size $1.00. "What is wanted in this country," said the bride as she examined the wedding present", "'is silver service reform ; that set is plated." . Ty