rr:cK-8 bad bo v. i.ti -lmt ii vour lin -V. . f..' coi.4 'r ca rr man t th- bad boy as he j quires skill in certain fundamental J once that fur a publisher, a merchant, in with an expression on Lis arts. It is true that the exteusive i or a farmer to be successful, heist hZ J sorrow such as the grocerv- j use of machinery has rendered some j become so by his own efi.rts. one !,unia7not seen before "lirac up ;art3, formerly important, of com-; of them are born successful or re now and hav some stvle about you. parativdy little consequence, as, tor j made to order. Rarely in fact has vT t tl matter 'example, the art of reaping grain anv one mad money in the exact -lthine the matter with me." with the sickle,-the kindred art of: way he expected to mak it. o iithe box as he looked around ; using the grass scythe and grain j doubt each has a general plan m his theVrocerr "to see if he couldn't find cradle. The combined reaper and he.d and may carry it out some . ,r. ti, in." that would taste eood t a mower, driven by horse power, has (times as he has arranged it ; but tne i S v g " lim a" hunkvfbutmy superseded both! Apparently the j"hlling.in"-that is the details-come ii-. cot the rheumtiz !' ' time is near at hand when the self-1 alur ami here is where the difference " . ' ,, ' r . i..,.. ,W ' binding harvester will entirely dis- : lrequently comes in. The one who . I ' t mi, u hi l iiuit v w i it?" f'hi the grocery man (, his hearties expressions, "lou oy nana. iui un menu .uuc ..... . d..,t wnt tocrunt until you are 1 from hard labor t machinery mere- j upon circumstances as they arise, , rt vour-elf There is time enough ! ly change- the kind of f-kill ,,eedd. jand turninn them to good advantage, fir vJ-u to be' limping around when! Indeed, the skill now required to j Tne mutt of these successful larm v H. r t Vick vour-elf I don't be- ran machinery successful!- is of a jcrs, too, are those who attach them W in worrvin- when anybody else higher kind and mure difficult to selves closely to one place, lhey htvtinwo rrj mB J j acquire than that of the manual 1 may not have decided with the best 'n i von 'arusunerswled. To ue the sickle judgment in locating themselves; You r.-vVrhd a chum, did you?or cythe requires little more than If vouever had a chum that you patient repetition, and blind lollow loved, thai had stool bv you in all ing of example. To iKnage a stit kinds cf weather, who "would work : raking reaper ora f-eif-bindmg hnr i . l. ..ir f... or.il (Tn venter needs Lot less patience anil is Hi L' iiiitin vii 1 c. dor as a' woman, 'though he was as troiisr as a iriaut ....,. tl.o rliuiima. i struck him, and now he is as weak as a little tiny baby, and we have to handle him just as though he was egtri. Every bone, and muscle, ai.d drop of blood, and piece of i-kin abuut his body is just like ma' neuralgia, and sometimes they fr , .i .i I all ache at ouee, ana men iney iaKe turn aching and my chum lays j there and takes it as calmly as thouch lie was at a picnic,and never ....il.liie Ho .nnU his Treat bier ..,.1 i.i.;.in.d smile when he sees me i looking ever the footboard of his I m iin and nut mv without eating and sleeping to make . care, but also higher mental qua i v..u f'at.i.y. vou could never talk ties, a certain steady thoughtful ob . ' ' t" i.m i. in-t .s tun- iBprration. rood judgment, and a de- hand on liis lace, and wipe the pfrs- jugtment of machinery, nay be : succi-.-s. I o such a one it is ntiprg piration off his forehead, the tears I learned by any ordinary boy much . sible to say what he hould grow, come rolling down hi cheeks, and : easier than circulating decimals or j lie muM btgin carefully and find lie. tries to raise his heipless hand to j the arbitration of exchange ; and j out for himself. The best advice to -hake inine but he can't and he ; when they are letrned. they will be j all new beginners at farming is, not says, -Hedo, old pard." and then he a thousands times more uelul to shuts his eyes and the rheumatiz j him. commences where it left oil and goes liut aside from the mors eumpli t: grinding him up again. Goiih, if ;cated kinds of farm machinery, there I could pull off my shirt and things 'are a good many simple arts, useful and get into his bed and take his J to know and not specially difficult place, and let the rheumatiz get in i to learn, yet often poorly mastered, it work on me for a day. w hile mv I Among thes-e m.iy b mentioned clium micht go out and slide down hill or kick over a few barrels, and f.-el bully lor a while, 1 would enjoy it. Hut you can't change works with a fellow that has got rheumatiz. Never had it, did you ?': "No, I never had it,'' said the gro ceryman, but I had a brother-in-law who h:id it once, but lie cured him self eating mow." "O, get out,'' said the boy. ".Since my chum has had rheumatiz, every old cratik has told me a new cure for it. and I think I will try some new remedy on him. but when I go : to his room and see the good doctor who lias been brought up amongst rheumatiz, and tell him of the new remedy 1 heard of, and he tells me it is all nonsense, that settles it. The idea of curing rheumatiz eating snow ! Say, isn't it queer about catching rheumatiz? It is like a lot tery. Forty fellows may have the tame chance to draw a rheumatic prize, and only one gets it sawed olf onto him. Now, me and my chum wen.' both in the fame draft of air, and both had a right to. catch the rheumatiz. All I got was wind on m y stomach, and I slode down hill head first on my sled, and the rheu matiz has all blown away from r.ie. My chum went riding in a 'coupay,' and he got it. Sliding down hill knocks rheumatism better than eat ing snow. Say, I would like to run the world for about a month. 15y gosh, I would arrange it so nobody but the mean people would be sick. It seems too bad to have these pain ful diseases strike the best people in the world, don't it ? I f I had the run ning of things rheumatiz should never attack such a god fellow as my chum. I would have it lay for the thieves, and sand baggers, and murderers, and highway robbers, and wife beaters, and old sharks that never do anv good no how, and keep jb eder shouM remember that the , u"-'ui mese time gM.sum, anu its claws off of folks that never did Iamb must be sustained on the bod j guano would be of l.ltle use: we be any harm, and always had a kind ; aten by its dam, and she must eat leve in good fences good farm word for everybody. 'But these dis-1 en.iupli fr two. This consideration j houses, Kd orchards, ami good eases seem to have their trai.s set howS thal her foml must ,,e li,M'r:l1 vhll.n 'tUK,i to gather the fruit; for the best people and the thieves of good quality. The lamb we believe in a clean kitchen, a neat and burglars are the healthiest of should increase in weight at. least vyife in it, a clean cupboard, a clean toe lot If things were run ricrht ! one half pound per Way if growing dairy, a clean conscience, we be rheumatiz oughUo lie. detective ! ""r market, and this alone requires lieve to ask a man's advice is not that would catch a horse thief just ! "tion to produce, and, there- stooping hut of much benefit; we a he was stealing the horse andfore feeders must deal with ewes believe that to keep a place for ev make him drop the halter and send ruckling lambs with a liberal hand, erythmg and everything in Us place for a doctor If I was bossing rheu-' Tlie ewe Iwust Induce a profitable saves many a step, and is pre'.ty sure matizl would have it paralyze the ! fieeoei besides growing her l imb and to lead to good tools and keeping arm of the man about to cemmit j keeping up her own flesh. We have them in order ; we believe that kind murderor whip his wife, and iav I produced the most satisfactory re- ness to stock, like good shelter, is him out colder than a 'wede ij suits in feeding suckling ewes upon saving of fodder ; we believe that it would have rheumatiz act as a"refor- the following combined ration : Ten i a good thing to keep an eveontx inatory agent instead of gDinaround I bushels of oats, nine bushels of corn, perinients, and not all, good and careless and picking out thorough- j wil,) one of fhix-seed, all ground to- bad; we believe it is a good rule t bieds. I would have it watch a gather into line meal, and then mix- sell grain when it is ready; webe mean man when he was goin-to do d. at the time of feeding, with one lieve in producing the best butter something mean, and take hold ofhalf heat middlings. Each ewe ! and cheese, and marketing it when him and give his muscle a twist, and hatl of this one and one-half pounds it is ready. then let up, and if he kept on, take i rer W1,h about the same weight , - . him by the neck and double him up t ne cut hay. This was all eaten " 3'our ' t""Jg , P'J 4 and make him yell. Hut I must pi clean, liut the hay is not i.ecessary, cradually falling out ? Hall s Hair and do my chum's chores for liis pain can le made of straw, ! Kr.ewer w,l restore it to its or. g , . i.. : .!, .i lit i inui roar. ;irid etimu ate the folic a m.l. anil tUer. fro uml set. tin with him. It is singular how my chum knows when 1 am coming, and how the pain begins to go away when I am there. I think it would do you good to love some one, old man, some one that was sick sometimes, to whom your presence would be a sort of a heaven. If you loved any body so that the touch of your hand would drive away pain, and the light ot your eye would seem like a bene diction, and you could cheer your friend by your light footfall on the carpet, and drive away nervousness by the sound of your voice, and cause happiness to take the place of misery when you were around, you would not be half as mean as you are now, and vou wouldn't go , t oirin the dark and hate yourself as : you do now hat haveyou got in i Villi KAnAlk 4 h .. I . . . r ) a 11 this ranch that would tast good to J I r.llil (lull hnoi't ... .1 'i fl'l a jt-i er iuai nam t no appetite' 1 U. I don t know,- said the pro-ion the banks of the Seneca river i ceryruan. "Lnlesg you tried some i Their form was exactly that of the' of those dried apples, dried byjmusquito. Thev were so large that -p. . . j 'that is a specimen of th way you would treat a chum if you had one who was sick. You would fire dried apples down him. You make me tired. Haven't you got any Malaga grapes, or Florida oranges ? Nothing but dried apples and prunes. 15ah !' and the boy went off to stay W'th his chum. Cant mud KfTett. At times r?ymptoms of indigestion are present, uneasiness of the etoin ach, etc., a moisture like perspira tion, producing itching at night, or when one in warm, cause the Tiles. The eflect is immediate relief upon the application of Dr. lWnnkna I ile Remedy, which costs you hut fifty cents, and is Bold by C. N. liovd. l-rancis Murphy has made 2,500 Bostoniaus converts to temperance during the last fertnifht . Manna! Arts In Fanning. So far aa farming is of the nature of ft trade, its successful Dureuit r- - - - im - - - wim une;piwmii'' , t .a rt r.t I ii i-k 1 1 ti ir cr:,ui - , i velopment of what may be called the :mfr lanira sms-P.ato ucuilii" niiu enables a person to keep in tus memory all the parts of a machine and their adjustments, and allow none to tret or remain out of order. j There is greater need here for that 'cultivated intelligence which a good ! education alone uives. The modern f.. hoc li.il f.v i inui dvj.. month's study of mechanics and mechanical movement, is muciiioi j better prepa lone without t ired for his woik than ! 1 one without thi limited amount of training. The essential principles of mechanics which underlie the knowledge of the proper use and ad- hifhing up and driving a team in j Jus purse so low as not in an emer tiie best way, adjusting and holding ; genty to protect himself-against a a plow, Pluming hay atid gram stacks, milking a cow, tiroppin seed, grinding a mower knile, mark- ing out a straight lurrow, shearing a sheep, husking corn, and many other things. The difference between great skill in these arts may be well illus trated by the case of two men, bth strong and willing, whom the writer once employed to husk corn. One would husk anil crib sixt- bushels i'of seventy pounds each every day ; the other seldom did as much. The first in a trhil llort, in ten hours of one day, husked one hun dred and twenty bushels; the other could not husk fifty to save his life. Might not greater interest in rural life be imparted to our boys by weli directed effortsto cultivate the high est development of skill in tin se useful arts? Suppose a county fair to select a half-dozen of them and offer a series of prizes of thoto young men or boys who should excel, in all or some of them. Is it not possi ble that such a course would te more useful to the community than the fast trotting which now is usual ly the only form of activity in which the management of my fairs take much interest. let intelligent friends of rural im provement try some plan to furnish a substitute for the demoralization so closely connected with hnrse racing at the fairs. The kind of competition suggested would pro vide an interesting series of enter tainments at these gatherings, and al-o stimulate effort in the way of learning useful arts. American A'j riruhurut. Feeding Kwrn in Winter. In growing market lambs the'dustry, enterprise, intelligence 1 - . - . . j . . . i 'two Pounds of such a ground ratUm "ui in mai, case ineene suouiu nae of straw, and if the straw is cut short i all the better. A good shelter is : an me neitrr. a fooiI sue ter l supposed in this one .1p !.rh 1 growth on lambs as we have men jtioned cannot be made on such a ra tion, or perhaps on uny ration, in cold weather. This small amount of flax seed has a remarkable effect in moaiiymgine neaimg quality ot livi , on it When thev have learn corn. It keeps the bowels m a ,i .k, ; :u , ' , . healthy, active condition, and ... Prt" I vents all danger of garget ewe. in ttie j i ne urigin I .Muxquitoeo. 1 he Indians have very satisfactory 1 account of the oricin of the Monte- zuma rrusquitoes. The leirend runs thus : There were, in timet- of old . monsters jiermitted by the Manitou ! m 1 I to descend from the sky and aihmt they darkened the sun like a cloud a thpr fWtnu-r,i tlioart, t ..,.i lin - rone on either hand thev rn,rile,l the river, and stretching their long necks into the canons of the;indi,m a they attempted to paddle alono-! I the stream, gobbled them up, as the! stork king in the fabie cobbled un the frogs. The destruction of life was o creat that not an Indian j could pass without being devoured iu ute oueuipu it was long oelore ,' the monsters could be exterminated, and then only by the combined efforts of all the warriors of the Cayuga and Onondaga nation. The battle wrs terrible, but the warriors finally triumphed andthemammoth luusquiioes were siam and leit un- ouned. for tnis neulect the Indians, k j . " . w payaeany. ine carcasses oecomposed and the particles, vivi- nea uy the sun, Hew off in clouds of which have filled the 1 since. Wm. F. Taylor, j eountrv ever in Iht Manhattan. Same Advice to Yanng Farmers. For young men entering upon farminir. it is well to understand at .iic-e.iw n .1 eet.nil tmlifr is til fr i . - - ... , . but instead of endeavoring to correct i this mistake, they should as a rule j hold on to it. and in making the Lest of it they will, in four chances 'out ol livedo the best by it. It is almost imptible for any man how iever experienced a farmer he may i be, to decide at once what his land lis best lilted for without a trial lor mo ui mitre imis, uuw mien uiiw that knowledge is gained lie can go on more and more every year in establishing the real value and adaptability of his cround. Inad- j dnion to all this, what a tanner is jgoma; to realize for his crops is of as much importance to him as the ii.itvr nf ttiM Knit to hrinop trifitn to . . . . ....... perfection ; and this profit and loss Knowledge is aiso a iniug ui growth wincti one can rarely tell to another, though aisoosed to do so. In brief, the succeslul farmer is the one who knows how t feel his way, and knowing follows it to inevitable to spend all their money upon any one tiling too soon, and permit no templing speculator to induce him lo go heavily in debt, or in debt at all, unless he can, for himself, see his way clear beyond all question. And always, if possible, keep some ready cash in hand, aud never run pressing ueht, mioum he nave eht, MiouM lie have ttie misfortune to incur one which his inexperience has not warned him to avoid. In conclusion, be not disheartened if some should tell you that you can not get rich on your farm, and ad vise you to try something else. The resolute, thorough-going young man if he should have little or no capital, and shall he obliged to go in debt, should have no fear of success utiles-; unlooked-for mi fortune over take him. The will to do and the poAt-r to accomplish a thing, after it has been clearly planned and marked out, seldom fails to realize expectation. CJood health, indus trious habits, temperance, economy, a wife who is truly a helpmate, will insure a constant competency to every man who starts well and goes on well without tlagging. Gtrman luKn Telegraph. An Agricultural Creed. According to the Canada Farmer, the agriculturists of Canada have adopted for themselves the following creed : We believe in small farms and thorough cultivation; we believe that the soil lives to eat, as well as the owner, and ought therefore to be well manured ; we believe in going to the bottom of things, and, there fore, deep ploughing, and enough of it all the better if it be a sub-soil plough ; we believe in large crops which leave the land better than they found it, making both tfie firm and the farititr rich at once; we believe every farm should own a good farmer; we believe that the fertilizer of anv soil is i spirit of in- -. t. ... . i - i-. . ,i - . ' . to produce a new and luxuriant g"- U lf cleanses the scalp, eradicates dandrufi'and is a most agreeable and harmless dress- ing. Small Karnie. There are many farmers who have ark rn i irl 1 -i ti1 t lu.w .o ntnr i Lr o iiiui ii i fi uoL rt tminii in un u more land than thev can till iu the niost profitable manner, so that it I wiii l,;iy for the money expended in j keeping it free from taxes, weeds and other incumbrance?, thev will I have solved the problem of ease in a ! tanner a life. The hapniest and j farmer we ii-ivp 'thrillied known lived on farms of only ten to ; ore hundred acres some on farms l,l I J,f 0111 v crs, every foot of which 1 f vvas made to count. On the other hand, the farmer who hus so many broad acres that he can not walk over them daily; where rods of fence corners are never cultivated or made of any use, lives a life of anxi ety and worry. His taxes are heavy :nd his crops light He cannot give reasonably thorough cultivation to 80 much land. Now, if the farmer who owns one hundred acres of land will sell half of it and expend the money received for it in cultiva ting the other fifty, cettinri blooded stock and poultry, fertilizers, etc., he va" lulllle eaun acre prouuee as niucu as iwo acres are doing now. Hi taxes will be less, his cares less, and his gains vastly greater. The F riend. Mr. It. T. Uentlev, a member of ths tir1.1 mmmnmir r kere at bandy Snnps, Md . says he -. v. was severely affected bv rheumatism in his right hand. Mr. Bentley ar plied St. Jacobs Oil, the great pain cure, and by its continued use, in a fciiort time, was completely cured. Tfce Backbiter and Slanderer'. We have no sympathy with that class of men whose naturally puny minus can never-auow an inea to soar above and beyond the affairs of their neighbors, and whose chief pleasure is in exposing the follies and detecting the faults of others. Heaven knows we all have too many peculiarities aud idiosyncrasies, which, perchance, if examined into cartfully, do not count to our credit, but rather the reverse. What right hag any man to judge the intentions and weigh the thoughts of another ? "Am I mv brother's keeper?" may in this inszance be appropriately Ill Ll 111 losueu, because ... it is impossible to j tell the motives, without being ac quainted with all the particu'ars, that at times drive men to drink and women to hell. The divine command that stands forth in all Us glorious majest' "Judge not that ye be not judged" should be the rule and guide o all men's action. The man that traduces his neigbbers, that sneers at another h laith (whatever that creed may be), that ridicules the actions of the good, thatscofisat honor in man, that decries the puri ty of woman, is a foul outcast, a I'a- nah that should be driven forth like the leper of old, for his breath is tested, his touch is polution, his word is a crying insult against the greatness and goodness ot an Om nipotent, Omnipresent rather. Such men are too contemptible the back biters of society, the slanderers of humanity, the scoffers at re ligion. The trne man is morally bound to hide from view, to cover witli the cloak of chari'.y the misfortunes, perchance the error of others. Who can tell but that if placed in eimilar allurements, and surrounded by similar influences, he or she too, might have hesitated, might have lasted the cup of pleasure and have fallen. God alone can tell these things, and He alone has the right to judge. The man that assumes to himself the attributes of the Deity, is either a shallow-brained egotist or a blasphemous cur. tiod alone is able to weigh the thoughts and judge the actions of men. What a miserable, insignificant creature is he who delights in the shortcomings of his friend and the downfall of his neighbor ! Yet such is the slanderer and backbiter, w ho, perverting the truth, robs his ac quaintances of their character. The midnight robber, who steals your gold and jewelry, is pure in the eyes of God in comparison with him who, under the garb of friendship, drag into the dust the honor of his friend, and by foul aud 1) ing asser tions robs his daughter of her fair name. Such a man is too degraded, too debased. He is the miserable, wretched spawn of Satan, that de lights in the foul slime of low slan der aud base 6candal. A creature of such a cast of character is not a man, he is only the scum of crea tion, without a mind, without a soul. How can such a vile reptile ever contemplate the grand, pure and holy thoughts that the Creator has implanted in the breast of all who studv the works of the Diety. The Country IJtlltur. The country editor has a hard J road to travel. He is the reporter, (bookkeeper, mechanical superin tendent, business manager, collector, mailing machine, and solciting ageiit of the establishment. His work is hard, his receipts small and his creditors numerous. In a small tiwn an editor has to steer his course so as to avoid giving offense to dif ferent circles of society, the religious denominations, the business com munity, and the rural population. If an influential old farmer wants a three column notice of his new barn, it must appear or the editor may lose a hundred subscribers. Patchwork quilts, big beets and phenomenal eggs also clamor for space in ttie columns of the country paper, in the course of time the rural scribe becomes either jocose or morose, but in either frame of mind he continues to make friends who demand free advertising, and ene mies who work against him. The country editor is always get ting ready to abandon journalism for something else, but he rarely carries put his threat. He generally dies in harness. In some wild com munities editors occasionally meet with rough treatment. Sometimes they are driven out of the country, and when other methods of getting rid of them fail, they are sent to the legislature. The city editor gets a a good deal of fun out cf thecountrv editor's work, but the man who bears the burden regards it as a bus iness. And in the bt sense it is serious. The little' local weeklies scattered all over tl.t; country are in their way potential factors of civili zation. They developed their local ities, bring their resources before the public and in a manner educate their readers. They are always on the side of the churches the schools, progress and reform. Men who live and die working for such objects are public benefactors and deserve a substantial reward. Atlanta Con xtitution. Advice to a Hoy. Get away from a crowd a little while every day, my dear boy. Stand to one side and let the world run by while you get acquainted with yourself, and see what kind of a fellow you are. Ask yourself hard questions about yourself. Find out all you can about yourself. Ask certain information from original sources if you are really the manner of man people say vou are. Find out i! .vou i,re always honest ; if you al ?v:,-vs the square, perfect truth j 'n business dealing : ask if your life : as cood an.l uiright at elkven j olwk at n'i!hl as it is at r.oon ; if . .t . - . A t I 'ou a,,J a9 pound a temperance hoy . . i! .1 ! on a tisiiing excursion as you are at a .Sunday school picnic ; if you are as good a boy when you eo to Phil advlphia as you are at home: if in ! short, you really are the sort of a nient led to a short hut very bloody young man your father hopes you ; war between England and the Zulus, are, your mother Fays you are, and The English suflered terrible rever your sweetheart believes you are. jnes at Korke's Drift and Isandlwaua, Get on intimate terms wilh yourself, hut long after the war began routed my boy, and believe me, every time the Zulu armv in a great battle at you come out from these private in-1 Ulungi. Cetywayo was captured terviews you will be a stronger, bet- j and kept at'Caelown until 1SS2 ter and purer man. Don't forget j when he waa exhibited and feted in this, Telemahus, and it will do you England. The attemt.t io reii,etut. &ocd. Want of Faith. If C. N. Boyd, the Druggist, does not succeed, it is not for the want of faith. He has such faith in Dr. Bo- sanko's Cough and Lung Syrup as a remedy for Cighs, Colds, Consump tion and Lung affections, that he will give a bottle free to each and every one who is in need of a medi ciae of this kind. Francis Murphy, th great tem perance lecturer, is paying his first visit to Boston. More Light In Barns. Here and there we see the old j style barn built by our grandfathers ' u i ? j i - .1 me omy winnow uring over me large doors, and this being but a single pane of glass in tight, and the width of the two doors; through this came all of the light which en- 4..-...-1 4l. 1 . I. - j iciea ine uuru, exiepi wnai came tnrougti the open cracks between the boards, the wall of the barn be ing without shingle, andis a rule, the cracks uncovered except on the north side. When the bwrn was filled with hay, it was comfortable, watm, but very dark ; by mid-winter, the hay being half consumed it left the walls unprottcted, so that the barn would be very well lighted in clear weather, the light coming in between the boards ; but where the light came in the cold Whiter winds silted in to chill the cattle. Our fathers built belter barns, covering the walls with shingles or the cracks with narrow strips of boards. The light thus Ii lit out, it was necessary to have more windows SO they put 111 just enough to enable thuiii t.i s.-w tr. Wii ft, fir -ittl It ine-m to see to ieen their eattit . it Was left for Olir veneration to build I ,i . . i .. . . i barns that are tight and comlortaole, as Weil aa well lighted : but even at the present time many farmers do not realize the importance of a well lighted cattle barn. Experiment which have been tried show that a herd of milch cows not only keep in better health by having plenty of light, but they give more milk. Every barn should be so constructed that on the side where the Cattle aud there should be plenty of sunshine. " The practice which is far too prevalent of keeping cows in a basement, that is dark and damp is not a good one, becaue they do not get that sunshine anc pure air so necessary for goul health. Every farmer should study to make the interior of his barn as com fortable and pleasant as poesiMe. Nothing will aid him in this more than by letting in the sunshine, by having plenty of windows ou the sunny side of the barn. The objection brought against windows is the liability yf the glass being broken. This is an objection ; but the windows that are exposed may he protected for a trifling sum by covering them with wire netting. The day of dark barns has passed, but even some .of our new barns would be improved by a few mwro windows. Ma spirit used Plouuuin. lie Knew llow to I'i"lit. While the wind from Harlem river was making an JEolean harp of the Columns of the elevated rail way recently, a Chinaman stood iu the one hundred and twenty-ninth street slatixn of the Third avenue road, clad in the airy profusion f his national costume. Time jissed and so did the trains ; and the diminutive boss of the guiltless Chinese became successively red, blue ami purple in color. A smile that was glowing in in brightness illuminated the face of the China man. With that nonchalance, in matters where time is involved,, which characterizes the Orientals, he sauntered toward the gates of the- train. Lut the signal lor starting had rung and the hrakeman, a bur- Iv Irisi.in-.n al:i.i,..u.l tli-0-.t .... the Chinaman's feet. An expression of jil.icid surprise fiassetl over the Chinaman's features, lie made no sound, Uut wilh a pas teu worthy of a Fourth ward henler, he placed his right hand io its most compact shape, upon the nosa of the hrakeman with suthcient emphasis to make that worthy observe : " Ye murtherin' haythen! I'll kill ye ye long clawed rat ayter! lhe misery and disgrace of heme; struck by a Chinaman without it being in his power to return th blow with interest, seemed to overwhelm the Irishman. Although the train waj moving ranidlv away from the fUtion, h opened th gate, jumped off the train and made a dash at liis assailant. I'.ut the " haythen " had been trained in the right school, for he caught the Irishman about the waist, turned him completely upside j down, and then humped his head tin the station lluor with a iirin of malicious pleasure. There was a rrrd'iii fritm tlto 1 iro t-m -. 1 1 o riikih lit.- the siiectators fur the Chinaman, ! hut he, with a wisdom beyond his j OUUIIll, ULIUIUCU A llillll lllflt Wita leaving the station and was borne away. ...., i . , . i... I .. ... . . A reporter suggested as the victo rious Chinaman entered ttie car, that he had evidently satisfied the Irishman's desire to fight. A placid and contented smile stole oyer his face as he answered : "?, belly much. Me gotee Ilish wife. She shows me how to liiditee." S. I Teihnne. Death of King Cuty wayo. Advices from South Africa report the death of Cety wayo, the famous Zulu King, of heart disease, Cetywayo, th last of the Zulu kings, was the fourth of his line. II is grandfather, the formidable Chaka, founded the Zulu nation. IJetween LSI 2 and 1S1-3 he conqutr ed all the independent chiefs iu Zu luland and Natal. HeMid not de privethem of power, but he com pel led them to own him as their king. His soldiers were not permitted to marry, and his military organiza tion, the most perfect in Africa, was perpetuated by his sons. Sir liartle Frere called Cety nayo's arm- "the celebrated m:in-.hiying machine." Chaka was succeeded hy his son. the cruel and treacherous Dingaan, who in murdered, in the sight of some English mi?ionaris,a lar'e i party o! Uos-rs w ho were his gutsts. He was killed by his brother l'and.t in 1SW. and Cety wavo,son ofl'amd.i, succeeded hi nttru-r in 1ST . Vtv. wayo was apposed to missionaries and distrustful of the whites in the . , neighboring territories ol Natal aud the Transvaal Republic. In 1879 some of his subjects made a raid unto Natal. Cetvwavon refusal to surrender the oflWidera f..r nunuh him in Zululand la.t year was a dis- astrous failure. The Zulus no lon ger fearid or respected him. Most of the thirteen chiefs among whom the country was partitioned after the war opposed his return to power They defeated his adherents in sev en battles. Cetywayo fled into Natal, and has 6ince been kept a prisoner in one of the English garri sons near the Zulu border. Gen. Wm. Lilly, of Mauch Chunk, is heing urged hy prominent Repub licans aa a candidate for Cougress-man-at-large. mm IP ROYAL fSIWi? jlk J Absolutely Pure. . Th; n n(,ver rar, A marTel ofmrlt, mmiKili ani wh.ile.niens.. More economical i ,i",u I T'llnary kin.m. n.i rannot be x. I.I In . ,,(,, wnn thf maitiiu.teoi low t, short :l wnifht. alum or phosphate iow!er. Sold only in ) rtnn K oval Uakiso Powubh Co., 1U0 jj n. y. Wall St 52 DIVIDENDS A YEAR FKOJ1 S:00 ISYESTKI. Thtt Is what an? one will receive who ub aerilrj f Tthe 1sdkpexikxt of New York I o.Tup!ea to a-lls. Kim. aa a religious lull rti.t 1 li is unoenominaUonal. un.l broaiter liiaa i anv s.et. Its aim i& lo airenKihen and extend r.vaiiKellCal reilKlon an mnni-nu uaauiuai (no attacive if Material. sm. Atheism, anil uiioelief. It ' fieeto aperov or rritl'-lae in any ol the ile -DouiinH'i' i.i whaierer it helleve t Jeslkneil to ailvHiK-eor liiudertho progress uf the Godpel of Chrisit Among it" relinious writers aro I.eonar.l W. B.CiD, U P.S ' . K.irHeil, 1. 1 , Hreat. .ti lm Hii!"o!n, Hi.'lii'P Thomas M. Clark. Kev. Joseph I Cook, BishopO. A. ('Hi-. Cri-o;ie K t; ook, l. I P., Howiirii IT ahy. p. I) , Theo. L CuiIit, U. P , hi-T. Samuel Pike, Ot-orue F r'i'her. I, P , Prof. .N.iriDin K, ualiinnlon Ulaihlen, P. P., Hlahop V P Huntlnifilon. Hishop J. F. Hurst K. ! p. Morris P. 1- Prest. Njah 1'i rt- r. Krancla L, ! Pation. p. p . 1'hillu Srhafi, P. I'.. K. S Storra, j I. P . Win. Taylor. P P.. Wm, V. WtUinson, ' P, P.. Prest. T l WontM-y. i S.-C' ntl. As a literary journal It stan-ls without a peer uiinnic tr-e weekly pre s. Puring Die pist ' ye.r it h pub t-he1 articles anil poems by more ! ilia ' three liun lie-lol the most talented writers iu i this rouutry ant! Kurope. I Aiti'iiiic ttietD AiiiPlia A. llirr. Mary Clemmer, I Kose Trrry Cooke Ka e poite. Pora te.d t i.Mi. i nle, Kev. V. (.Triifis. Oraee GreenwaKl,' Thii. Hill. P.P. Wui 1). lioweild, -H. H." Sidney i Lanior. l;oe Hawthorne Lailirop, iui?e Clutui ; lcr Moolton, .loaqu n Miller. K. A. Oiilss Mrs S. I M.jB Piatt, Joe,hine Pollanl, Kieluml Henry j SiO'Mard. E-itnuiM t'i.irenre Ste lnun. vtrs Lkn. iThotniJin J. T. Trowbriittre. Lena Ttiaxier I John Ureenli-af Whittier. Sarah t;. W.Hilsey. Su jain K Wallace Wm. V. Ward, ami Prot. t'lias A. Yo.iiiit ; Thk l-PKrEMiKKT will, within the next (ew - months puo-i.-di nt-iries iy Win P. HoweK au- tfi irol heir Weililinu .lourney'- ' Miern lo ( sranee," &e. : W It. Morrty aui ri'.r of "M:itnm ; ny." -No New Tiling. " Jte : K. .Ahirion Crawlorl, . author nf" ."Mr i-.aacs.' 'Pr. Oiauiiius." .e. ; J, S. of Pale, nu iiorol 'OueneUle." 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Address The INDEPENDENT, No. Broajway. New York, -tv'-t ' A t rvr)' lxraa""V7" J-y--L-Ll. J-i VV APRIL 1ST. I will offer special Bargains in (joous named below. 1 ex pect to make extensive changes in my storeroom by that date, and have many goods that I prefer to sell at cost, than to run r while risk of setting damaned TTlfKO nrp nil nrv cf-vln rrrrAa and not old stock that I offer. Incase look at tlie list, and if what you want, come at once VASES. TOILET SETS, CARD CASES, VELVET Fit AMES, CUT GLASS DOTTLES, ii and Mii:i:ni:s, WK1TIXO MK., FANCY DOX PATERS, riioToiJUAi'ir. t AUTOfiRAPH ALBUMS FAMILY BIBLES, POCKET BIBLES. SHAVI.VO MUGS, CUT ULASS INKSTANDS A.ND A LOT OK BEtJTIFfl. M IS'.'KI.LA N E( it's BOOKS OF lOCt i't ', and Fiction. These goods will all he sold at Greatly Induced Prices, and many of them at COST and below it. Come at oncp, for I am determined to close them out. Do not fail to see these Goods. a .v. mrp, MAMMOTH JiLOCK. SOMERSET PA. BEAVER COLLEGE AND MUSICAL INSTITUTE FOR YOUXO LADIE. Surtax deiilea paa Msrrlt 21, 14S4. H'aotilully and healthfullv located extenilve bullilltiKS, pleaunt Kround, rbeerful rooma, three literary cuura ; uperlir advnt)e tor rouslo and art Kxtenslve apparataa. twentT pianos and brgana, ineludiac pip organ. ThoroujB work, homelike eare, avxierate rate. S end lor circular to Ext. B. T. TAYLOR. D. D . febaa. Bearer, Pa. 1884. The election of this year promises to be one of the most excit ing of the century, ev ery citizen should have; . 1 . -l fit IPaSt OHO 00(1 nn ill; Itiiai qUUU Jfil per to furnish him the news. The Somerset Herald is recommended to all earnest Republicans, all friends of protec tion, all interested in the news of the nation, state or county, Because it is always tV reliable politically, and savs what it means and means what it savs. Because its Court re ports are always full, fair and trustworthy. 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Subscription per year. $2.00 Address Somerset, Penna. s BIoocI Porl- ihia me.M?liia niKliij recom n:el for all fJJl manner of ehnrole jsjOODdEARs or o i a aianMlntf eompLilnra, r.rn- ti-n of the fkto, turn at rnoplt-a. It 1 o t e b e .m.l Kllhti, Ku.a- Vorun. Tetter. -i.l Kheam. Si-al-l tet. Sit IuU or Iv to g'l t l. b e a rn t ism, JaiD lothe Konee, Siite and Hea.l, anl all ihiciiTS I angina- froi.: Im parity of the Mood. Wilh Oils rare mnU. me In rj yeur iwuse joi ean do without Salts. tJaalor Oil. Citrate of va n.U. Seuna or .Manna, and soon the whole f them, and what la better, it may be taken with I saleiT and eomiort by the most delicate woman, - laswcllashithetotustman It Is Tery pie.sant t,herell,re easily administered to elul- dren it Is the only reaetatde reineoy exiur.a; which wtll answer la place ot calomel. reKUiatb k the action of the liver without makirit you a lite Ion victim to the use of mercury or blue pills. It will. .pen lhe Dowels in a properand wholesome manner. ... .... There is nothing like Fahrney' Blood t lean er lor the cure ot all disorders of the S'otaa.'h, Liver. Howels, Kidneys and Hladder: tor nervous do-eases. Headache, tstivene-. indiirevt. n. Bilious Fever, and all deracif-ments o! the in ternal vh-era. As a female renulator it fca no equal in the world. Anounce of prevention is worth more Than a Mind of cure." The Panack will not only cure noun old st.moinif ami mint nam wmpiauoa. ot the best preventatives ot s .ch olsoriers ever oflerei to the world. You can avoid severe at tacks of acme di-eases. su. h as t'hotenv. Small pox Typhoid. Bilious, Spotted and lntertnbti-nt Fevers, b? keeplnif your blood purine.!. Tne dtHerentd'eirrees ol all such diseases depend al together upoa the condition of the blood. He sure to ask for Faiiiimkv' Bi.fxin Clka er or Pah At'KA. as there are several other prep arations in the market, the names ol which are somewhat similar. Dr. Geo. G. Shively & Co., Successors to Fahrney'j Bit. k UoM MAMFACTI RERS AND PROPRIETORS mart WiUBBoli), Pi. AYER'S Cherry Pectoral. No other complnints are so insidious in their a:t:ic!t as thosotiiri.'Ciitig the throat and husgv mine so tnaVd with by the majority of stiltei t TIio ordinary cough or cold, result; lg I'ir.Iia-'S from a trilling or unconscious e ;o;ire, is often but the beginning of a faiiii sickness. Avi.r.'s Cherkv Fectoral lias w, I proven it.-i efficacy in a forty years' Cht witj tiirrat ;ind lui.g diseases, and should te n hi ail cases without delay. A Terrible Cough Cured. " In 1-"T I to-'l; a s. vere cold, which affect' J n v .u:i-i. I bad a terrible cough, and ass d !it aticr u:!it wiliiout sleep. The ducv:s jovnie in-. 1 tried AVER'S CneuitV I'l'r i :::., liu'li relieved niy ianfrs, indued :ui I aiferiled me tlie rest ueess;u y -. the r.-covt-ry of mv strength. By the .-I t : n-.l "d us.; of the i't'lTOHAL a ;enna- if. e-e v. as (IlectCil. I ant now y.-ars . I. lu t .-mil lifarty, and am sausked yolir i ..nun I'kcT'jkai. saved me. ilitit.M'r: FAtttnuoiiniri." :; ir.,:!:am, Vt., July 13, Croup. A Mother' Tribute. i '! in the country last winter mv little Vi1 ' v.t'.re-- year- o!d, v. as taken ill with croup; -vi.if i 'in if he would the from strana . ';:o. i. uneof the family suggested tlte us i v: i;'s I'limtitv 1'KiTOKAL, a bottle of was a, way kept in the houso. 'Jl i v. . ti icl in small and frequent doses, and to .l,.;iiit t ii iess than haif au hour the . ;-.itiiiit was br.'athinir eaily. The doc ; s.i: i taat tins t iikbiiv Fktobl had i . .V -.1 mv .lariiii s life. Can you noudcr at o.ii' uratitu-ie'.' Sincerely vours, Mh."Vmma Of.pnfy." 1.1 West U-th f,t., .New York, May M, lrtt. " I ll.lVI lte.l AVER'S CrtF.rtRY Pectorai. i:i o v I i.f.:!v f..r several years, and do it -t !. tate to j.ionnuiice it the n.ost effectual t mi. iiv f. r eotuli aud col. Is we have ever ti i--.1. A. .t. CRANE." i.a c Crystal, Minn., March U, lee2. .. ii:f...(.. fureieht years from Bronchitis, .l:: l :u;- rtv". 1: Illaliv ri'tileilies with lio stlc- c si. 1 w is . iticil bv the tte of A vfr ( hi tt i: I'm Mint.. " .losvpu W'alhes.'' l'.y ialia. Mi's., April 5, lstt. I citiiiot ? iv cnoitpti in prais of Avt'R's i 't ::t. v l'::i TultA 1., Ieliern:gr I do that b ".t f.r its us.. I should lonp since have died f:.-Mi '.ill:-" troubles K. IlBAliDOS.' 1 aiv.-ti.ie, lexa., April 22, le.'. No case ef an affection of the throat or .nn; exists whtcli cannot be greatly relieved hy the of AVER'S ClIERRV PeTiiRAI., and it will nirows rtire when the disease is ii. i already beyond the control of medicine. PREPARED FT Dr. J.C.Ayer& Co., Lowell, Mass. Sold by all IrasS'-"ts. OR i - .r -i . i ifj i i- t GO w o g o g i 1 Z W d o o o A 'A P4 o Et ffl W o; H H CO O NOtlEKNKT OAKHIT. Corrected by Uoos i Bbibits. DKALEB9 IV I CHOICE GROCERIES, FLOUR & FEED A;'iile, dried, f & Ai.plel.unrr. V gal Brun. (I 10 Us llutter, rt Otev) (rt.ll) Buckwheat y liui-b " meal, luo tts... Beenwax f t Bueon, sboalders, & " elites, - " ttiuntryhams yib. Corn, (ear) new tiudhel... " (ahellml) old " " nienla. Call Wln, f) Ht Enit, d" Kl.iur, V bhl Klxeed, V bu. (90 ft) ...5??ie .... 20t- zv- IDC li'.. i.v lieti o 7ix- 3r ft 2or .6 aosjii: o Huix. anar-ureu) y ft uam. St Leather, red aide, f) ft ' Mll'tHnis!'rid chop uiier, .' .. j-'a7iie 7acso, tK- 4jcff Ue l l t. " 1 - 7rfi(iH. 1. ..-1 80vT2 W ..1 4 '(. 1 &i' t-t 8-avc 9: i-vv -74 10 Oat, ho . Pntatie, y bu (new) Peaches, dried, jf) ft Rye. roa Kais. f ft Salt, Nu. 1. V bbl. extra (Iniund Alum persark. I " Anbtun. per ancle.. Sugar, jelluw fl ft j white ' Tallow, ft J Wheat, W bu Wool. Vt, tl Oil 3i.tf.jc C00I1ST0YES ALWAYS SAT1SFA CTORY EIGHTEEN SIZES AND KINDS AH. FDECHASERS CAS BE SUITED . !rF CTVKT. RT te A-SIieppard & Co.,EaitinioreIM(L AND FOR S.U.E BV R. B. Schell iSu Co., felM.lvr. SOMERSET, PA. A PRIZE. Send oenta .or Dost- : co.ii. box ,.i , Tch wm he o r i ThWhe,-."' of,'t,,'r "ceeeil from flrat hour. I era .1,' VI to fonar" ln the work ""'y tna anythlnir elae In ibis i-.w, .name. Jan23. ry'sDEAQ SROTyerRiifBp, a scan crE roa ia the Bmnaa Eoilj. Priee r All Dnzf jt. 121 jr. IAD I WO UfV'K-WM ,000 Acre, ,.f Land an,, Smart I ivar .. 'It- i On the deck of a j: -steamboat stood an aj plaiitt-r. Indic.itic, t.v aV" his arm the waters the h""?' passing ovt-r, het s.aid to a v'''1 Iroiti the North : 1 ' Wlien I was twelve year killed my first bear an r M"' 1 tation . f ! oul (1' U) V fathf r vim t.' I - . 7 I'itn a tirtt that or. cut-. over the .. , ..-. " u;rsc naiers i I this ,.. I was a mighty good pl;,,,,; thvre was rL'tit sniart (,t ! ! . I ; . no. i.iit that one ttinn.,, tnd went into the Mis,;,. 'I at I i ago.' It is putting :;o ir.,i ligurf to s.iy that grt-itt youthful hope, woiuaiilv i manly strength arc s'w.. s.iii.e wav every "ve-ir int.. I't ttni.iii torrent hi iije;lse 1 et it should t,ot he o. j , so 13 Tl a t!i-orace :w n People ar Ijrut-lv lu cmt. .! -tu l iil to (lett tid th ir t.1: j, tlie ino.t jirriiuiis (.; K: :.' health. That jione, all : enre tiimrle. hut tu reck . s.il(-. ij.noranee tlif irnn!it tLii , di well he eomplex :i ; j-rrn,,'.'' in Conic SK'tim's. As ti.r I Wettrn rivers, which Mi.;'i,rif the cities alona their (-hurrs, fir , a iVw nioniitain p'rii:u?. .nj' ailtii.Ms can he traeni tu i!'.iod and a small roup t,fi;., ; ed orin.. The must eli'i-etive ami hy reiredy fr ilitae i P.I;K' IONIC. It .'oe.x to tlie- M.l: pain and weak iit-j-s. In r-p ; its actum tlie liver, kidney. -,, and hart hein their wi.rk ;. and distase is tlrivi-n Tonic 1 lu.t, howevt r, an ii.t x hut ctir-8 a dt-.-ire for .-inn , ,;, f I .1 n ive vou iyp I'Ma, ri. ill.:: tr trouhlejt which Invc ri : vit'ld toother aiitnt.-"? II. r. lielD. How ltiijs'j. Murblrs are M a... Almost which hoy nil the "marli'tV i everywhere :nh'.- t ea.-on ani! oi;r nf stives in ea.-on ani! on pavunt lits and in -h:uiv .. :re made at Ouer-o.ein, (;,r,. There are 'l;trr'e ajjate Muarrit-mil!.- in that i.eii;tit'or!io- ii. rtt'.i!-e i.s turneil to l:- u " I .-...-. ruvnlin,' th; Mii;iil t"i : v experts to "knuckle" witit. -toiie is hroken into !iiuii e ;' liiows of a lijiht hammer. '! -mail hlot k-ol f tones :ue t:.:u., this hoveltul into the h"j'. r -ttKtll tniil, lornied nt ;t i,i. tiavin its suri'.tee grooved w.t:i i-eiitric furrows; aiiove ti,;? : runner," which is ol ,-on,,. 'oi'l having a level face on i;., j surface. Tlie npj ir hh-tk is i tireolvf rapiiiiy, nuttr i...,i. Iiveretl upon the grooves tit stone vt here the marine.- ;u. l rounded. It takt.- nlnit;; ;, iiiiiititt s to finish a lu-ii i : marhies. read) tor t..--knut k I-. )ne mil! tt ..i !'.,:, 1 .," m:.li.ie.- per Wt. k. I i , Hardest "cracker-,"' as tin- ... -tiietn, are made hy a slower t . r. somewhat analogous to ti.e however. IKOVKI IN IJJ.KK .vrii, iiiit 1 I'lHHlir IH'tfra'C lwo.vieii t-,ir-!., llieir icms. "The fact is, sir, and you n.. stick a pin there, that the pn'v. mis country are jik-j v to tie tinnM. etl in a flood of laer het-r,': slmi an enthusiastic t-.etotaltr the -r i. day, into the ear of your conn tr correspondent. "That German iir.:.; has struek us hard ; it is the st tui. delude." "Yes, and the worst of this drinking buines is that it it up kidney truuhles. aa heavy n .. raises the waves," added a city phy sician who had a know led-? ui t' times and a tendency to metaphor. 'The midnight 'schooner' leaves i t hind it a wake of furred t niu.-. headaches, torpid livers, nausea, ai.4 ill that, and lays the foundati.'u e! Iright s Disease." This melancholy fact accounts iu Dart for the increasing als ot I'.KN--ON'S CAI'LTM-: I'OROl S l l.Ar TEIiS, which at once initio -ttes i;n-f symptoms. Price 2o cents. Ak your physician about it. SEABrRV & Jonxiox, Chinis:.:. feh6. York. Messrs. Hi-cox & Co. call spe. ; ittentitm to the fact that attt r Ai ri! Iti, lss,J, the name ami style of t: preparation will hereafter hesiiLj-v l'arker'$ Tonic. The word " iinit-r " is dropped, for the reason that un principled dealers are constantly ceiving their patrons by suhr-tit;:::! : interior preparations under ttie nit::-' of Ginger; and as ginger is an u;. imjiortant tlavoring ingrediti.t in our Tonic, we are sure that i -friends will agree with us as to ropriety of tiie change. There ui.l be no change, however, in the pre; -aration itself; ami ali hotti- -r-maining in the hands of deai. r-. wrapped under the name of "Vv. krs Gi.M,r;i; Tomc," contain the--' uine medicine if the si-'nat'.ire lli-cov: tV: Co. is at the bottom of outsitle wrap per. Sliix'eal Msb. L'entenant John White says t:..i. on his vovage to China, when hi snip was anclioretl ut tlie nioutii "! the river Camhoya. the sailur- 'f much astonished at the souiiil- t:.at issued from the water, rc-tini' j' the bass ot un orsran minuleti w the tones of a bell, the croakiu.' au enormous frog and the clai -Z an immeiise harp. These s.mi swelled into a L'etitle chorus tn i sides of the ship and were attriu'' by the interpreter to a school .(.- ' A similar occurrence in the S -iii-h Sea was described by Ilaron llu:"' t'tildt. Th sailors were greatly t r ritied at about seven o'clock in t:.e evening by an extraonlihary t.o:-e in the air, like the beatinu f tam bourines, followed by sounds whica resembled the escape of steam fr :i' lH)iIiiikr li.i)id. A nine o'cio k tiie-e strange sounds, which it vias judged proceetied from a school of seineiini les, ceased. The gizzard shad, knnwn scientitlcallv as thelonwonn'. utters a distinct, vibratory, whin;: i sound. The mullet utters a distinct note, oftt n quite prolonged ami ac companied by a discharge ot a'.r bubbles. Denver Tnhnne. A modest deacon was once invite .1 to ask grace at a certain tl'inif--seeing a clerical looking gei.tle''11 farther down the table, he tla'Up it would be more becomim: to a-" him to ask grace, so, turning to ln' he iiid: "Won't yu ask a bh-ssinj:-The clerical looking party f ut hj hand to his errand replied :"5,r,e, louder; Tin so d deaf I can't hear The deacon did not pres him. The hair is sgain puffs and frizze. worn hiSh. in