A FARM I'll OX TARIFF.
Ja.nr WinnTa Address at lUvrift.rd
College to the Alntuni.
Jamn Wood, of Mount Kisco, N.
Y lectured last ntpht m Aiumni
Hall at Maverford Colleee. n "The
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Vtfssssx? "j; feat.
manasriBff lus f-rrn at U cheter
county, not far from New York City,
drvt much ot hiieirur timeio;
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t rife! inn 4 He was eradinted from ;
Haverford in and ii appeared
luriure thecolb-pe bov many time
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,n u,r ' " " - "V- Jthp apicultures" point of VH.-W.
lean History. He is an unswerving ! r . .
in liie ;m year ieeiuuiis
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budv of his thought is appended:
1 am aske to discuss the gut.ject
heeaie the influences w.:ich sur
round them and which they txert
are el'-ratinp, while the iritluenre of
lll eu:-. in inc ur.t jj , ii..ui un.
ingan.i downward in its uadency.
KHl E TK KVt. IX AMKK1CA.
I wish to a:-k in the fir.-t place,
"Why i it that the doctrine of free
trade ir so puierallv tu'.iiiht in the
American colleges? '
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omv is an ex
, .... v. . uncertain ruarket. At liome nis
i,ht was the expression of a far...-! rt wlt. 1 r to he d:
er. practical ?x.encnc sin the field, mnrwn ' j
and' search in the library. The l.TL f .t i l
oftlietariirquertion from the .mint "H u.r ,.,.
o -i.w of the Agriculturist. This is and corn wi 1 rot ,.e sa !c Mo re
an exceeding urrtant topic, on 1 1 an He h. erc of
account of the vast interest, cencur- e Kverv railroad
rtterf "tl e'land "ihev JTthe .omrtbius of the value
r:!1.. t;. him of Lis corn And who . ,
;x;.ct science lroui tliei"'" V ; i "i
Free-trader.' 1'oint -f view
The
facts oil which it is based are few in
number. The science is well order
ed, and. given certain circuinstanc
es, certain deductions, and only ti:re
deluclions can he ia:.de. l! it the
prottctionists claims that every con
dition of tne country n.n-t he con
sider, d. Mere fixed rue s ol" figures
will not do. The seiitinn nt of .a
triotism and philanthropy must lv
taken into aecoiint ; these ;..reul'.vays
changing, and f co'jr-e tl.ere cannot
be as much law aud tixed deduction
as in the rret-;rad
idea of political
ecuiioMiv. Now. a coii'f protestor
i- i'-nerally a lo er of those science
that follow rule, lie will say
"These are too loose forms.
1 mu?t
There-
teach that vvhuai l a . i- nc.
fore. I will di.-card this theory of
1'rotecti'in for it opposite but better
ordered t-'!lem of Free Trade." Ill
the discussion
t!
lile-'ilon
this
evening, it will he well to do away
with the t'.rins of Free Tri.de, I'rei
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what is an a.-riculturUt su;.posi.-d to :
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know ol such things?
tiik ami::;' AN kahmki:.
We will atari with the firmer
American a representative Ameri
can firmer. 11 ha cotton and corn
as the results T his labor on the
form. Tha cotton he sends to Man
chester, and it is made into cotton
goods iy the mills. The cod of this
amounts to 2 ) per cent, of the worth
of what he t-ends. The Corn, when
it reaches the other side, increases in
value from twenty cents for a certain
quantity to one dollar. The cost of
luat corn cuter into ihe value if the
cloth. For that ctton, which is
Kent at a nominal fun re, he has to
pay one dollar, beaides the cost of
trau-purtation. It begins to astonish
the firmer. It looks to him as it he
wer selling tHe whole hide for a six
pence, and buying back the tail for
a hilling. So he makes a change,
llf gets seme man to make the cot
ton into cloth near home right ad
jacent to his own farm. The man
uiu.c have operative. The opera
tives must have food. The farmer
supplies the food from his farm, and
what is the result ? W'ny, he finds
the increase in his crons.
But while this new order of things
is going on so nieely there are other
men who must also come to the
farm and its busy neighborhood.
The operation of all these people
have prown int f-uch extensive pro
portions that the middleman, the
trader, must step in. The merchant
must act bet ween the others in the
transaction of the business that they
have, one with the other. The re
sult of this is that the once purely
agricultural territory is now devel
oped into something more valuable.
It has become a community, and the.
value of land has leen greatly in
creased. Why, by the new ceiisiif
report I have ascertained that in the
great Commonwealth of Pennsylva
nia, where the farm and the mire
and the factory are found side by
side, land is worth on an average of
?"') jer acre, while in Virginia,
where farming prevails the most,
land is only worth $B( per acre. And
another comparison worthy of your
Mudy is that the average i.roduct of
the Pennsylvania agriculturist is
?."t. while that cl the Virginian is
but SIS;'. Sa I think that the prev
alence of purely agricultural pur
suits i not so advantageous s
where there is an intermingling and
inteidejH'ndence of industries. A
perfect condition of society is fuund
where production, distribution and
consumption exist iu the nearest
equal degrees.
TIIK FA KM Kit's '0MM!"MTY.
But to return to the farmer and
bis nwwly-made community. A I
strange man conietj along ; one ct
your persuasive 1-ree J raders, nd
lie co'ties up to the larmcr anJ nays
lo him :
i uave a jiroposir.on u m.tke to i(.ier. ami tt, n put 'in two
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inn juumr njiu- mi siiitms. a:iU loen, someUuies, orner-
at tides that I wiil s-ll yeu lor SI. j haps before the piilnw-snams sh'eel
Now,urely,yu won't go on paying :bham. Tl. is is setting a trap for
out more inoney for your g.KiiJs than unwary. Only a remarkably
is really necessary." ! careful woman is i-.pi.tl to the task
uie larumr iwohf at uie man, r.na ;
wonders it this i trine. "H it is." he
will you take in exchange if I will
buv of vou
Oh 1 will take corn anneotton
i in ia.e corn, ana cotton,
and k on," replies the man from
abroad.
" How about these potatoes ?"'
"Can't take them; they are too
kulky."
" How about these vegetables that
I sell to all these men w ho make
the things you want me to buv of
you ?"
"Oh, I can't take these thing?
acrosa the Atlantic."
" Well, how about these loads of
hay?"
"Jlay! than too tiulky. Come, i
let e talk business.
Well," rejoins th farmer, " we;
have preat expense in our public
schools bere. These men that make
my clothis and buv my vegetables,
pay half th expenses of the -schools
and the roads, too. I used to have
. ii r .i x- . . i v i r
,ays, "it is a good thing." And the gether, abolish st.ams of.di kinds? capered' and lit only e nee f V
man g.,-s on : "I will bring theae . Why not honestly take off the hida
thii ,g right here U vour door. I : suire ,illv-, and u4.i.lv every bed 1 IT ' i . , f lln"L' r',,re
will bring them from' England, and j 'cltbrub no n r ?,. j g JL"L ""'l 4 T
it will le to vour In-netiL" the place of pillows ' i f vou ike , ,K t c , ' "J1 , notlced 8
V'',.u.., 4-i .1..,. , ! . P1110"'. , 11 -xou, ""1 rge hollow hr leg which lav on the
1 i.iiiu. ...11 nai 1 ami uuihin ur em iriiii.TH icor.
THE FREE TRADER.
The Free Trader doesn't know
what to make of .this. r lie fays
l Hjrain :
- My friend, let us talk business-
business, vou know.'
But the farmer, in a conirnonsense
way, eoes n :
1 "liontknow much at.o
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1 lion t know much at.oui mis
!ars and
I guess
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as
vou can, and as cheap.
i,0O:
s,Knirlt!ie farmer, and that, my
friniwl i the tariff nutation from
ppiidinx abroad his products
the farmer is de.icndin upon an
U
, ; , v.-,-1
,t home ins
abundant harvest, there will It uo
foreign demai d. If Kurope is in
it across the ava
Who n.ai s and owi.s the ships?
Eili-!! people. 11 is stulis are to?s
ed ahout like football in the Hii;!-
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; "to ; i d
Van he stand it . Lan i.e ttana an
the middlemen ?
TIIK Pi Hl.l: IiENEKITS.
I havehown how a value iseiven
to land used auric.iltura!) v under a
system of rirotiscti.jn. i'.ut there are
liUUilier (II
ifer a sin;-!
ii.: im'oi.ic " i o.s.. i
irmini; vstem
t'.ere Miav be a I
In
i:re:it rah of work in the harvest 1 sunsMpJeMiy gi ve uiem as aiinniej
-east.n and a '.reit scarcity of ilinjfor 'l iims, claimants, and special j
ti.'c ui'-.'i. r iio'e!-.i.i;i make- work interests. Mi. Anderson of Katisa-, ;
more cuuailv i'.s; 1 ii.uted, and t
1 10 1CV ol liruleeuoil, li ioiiotu oui,
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on ii I. .r:n. ma iu-s tn.it larm a"" "' ,
little natiouaiitv in itself. j schemes before the Speaker can issue I
1'roteetion (itvfl ii s other inn.
s other imlus-
tri'S. Ti.ey say that thu duty on
suzar was a great humbug levied for
the good of a f-'.v Louisiana planters,
but it h is tost, red experiments with
lri - 'l'U'" V. . ' ,.l!K,llM u:l"'
d'.it e friigarieitii fjrcoiiMimpiion and
exportation
Mr. W
d then ilis :us-ed the ''!.-!
era! o'.ieiii'ii
t' tin' t iii'l h.'h i..r
-t t!....-V:i! o! ' I'mtecli..!.. '
and in his clofi-'.g r-.ei.ten.-.s said :
As a farmer 1 have Jttidie.l the ar -
guments and th history f.f Five
Trade, and I spurn it. I mini its.
dugs-ias. It lulea out the (lwrcs
i ol hUIO.il.it .
and the dictate of I
.
plulai.tSm.py and imtn-.tism.
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It
wa never adonted bv F.ieJ.uid till
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she had gained the manutact-tries el I
The wil l, aod its a.iopii.tii by
would destroy our uro.-pcrity.
I
Sol iloM II I jl'III.
" I don't iilto-Hher like this yonnsr
man Millikin wh comes to see you
so often. I In ar tiiat lie is nothing
but a poor dry ji-a-'ds clerk, v is what
the head of the family said to his
daughter one dav at the dinner ta
ble.' " He is a very t ice younjr entln
mall," replied the daughter, "licsiiles
he is somtthim; more than a ' poor
dry 'oods clerk.' He p-ts a alary
and is manay;. r of one ol thv depart
meuts. anil expect some dav to have
an iuieKst in the limitless'
" I hope he may," responded the
old man, ''but he ftrikvs me as a
very flippant, impertinent younc
per.-ou, and, ii. my opinion he should
be e;it duwn up. n."
" Well, 1 have invited him to take
tea with us lhi evei:i:'.:," said tin
daughter, "and I hpe you will
trr.it iiim politely, at least. You will
find him a very dillt-rent person
from what you suppose him to be."
" Oh, I'll treat him politel v enough
he -aid.
That eveiiim: Mr. Millikin atipear
ed at supptr, and made a most fa
vorahle impressio:i upon the old
p-ntieman. " 1 ie is a clever your.;:
fellow after all' he thought. "1
have done him an if.jj.vice'
It was just here that !' ibhy spoke
out. Bohby w;is a wi !1 meaning
little boy. but Mo talkative.
" I'apa," he veiilun d. " you know
what p.u said to-ilay at linner
about Mr. Miiiiki;:, that he was an
iniiertinen: youiii? man a.id oubt
to he s:..t down upon "'
Siiei.ce, sir !'" shouted the f.ither.
swailowit; a mouthful of hot po
tato. But the little fellow waullu't si
lence. "It's ail it;lit." continued
he, confidentially, but m a whisper
loud enough to b hiiir 1 out of
doors, " he I, .is been sat down Upon.
Sister sat down on him last i.Lht for
two hour.''
After this the supper went on more
piiellv, owin to li iliiiy's sudden
and very jerky dep-irture.
How to Makr a IteJ.
Says the l'liiiadelpiiia l'ir:
Ia I very be.l- naker, as soon at-ail
the covers are spread, turn down
liie upper flieet and ail above it.
leavinj. a etiierous margin below
the bolster. Some i" ople. vou know
i pull ail Ihe covers sirajglit i;n lo th- j
!tp i.-.y the hiis't r upon tiiem I
sw ,n:ti Wiitu ie. i.i. oe (. i.i,es liie
bed must be real rJ: at Uie nead.
Hoys don't like this .vav. end
. Per" !
; haps some other foiks don't either,
. I; the custom to uie two tu
Mjuare pillows ou tin- ...o f tin
it..
piiii-w j
ol srettil.L' oil all tin; lw.TV
prop-i
ated the hps and sheets themselves
without :tnv ni:.ke-b.iie.v. Sib ,
i.. i .i " n . . ' '
lace and the like seem out ot iiUce i
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on a bed, winch shoui., suggest re-
t.rw.p I 111 -pnnii bur bnr trir . bontj
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on i flinging himself into the midst ol
a iiry creation 01 puiK t?a:in and
torchon! Let beds be what they
look like, and let them look like
what they arv real resting pla
ces. Samson !j; and IH ks
When Delilah clipped olTSauison's
locks that niishtv athlete at onee
became "as other men." If it could
be proved that the nossession of Inr.
uriant hair would enable men to
nviiiu nun nvuiu IIIJirT IIICII I II '
tear open lien's jaws. Hiscock & Co i
' would be driven wild in the effort to '
'supply enough of Parker's ilir Btl-
Mm to meet the demand As it j, :
; the Balsam prc-vents vour hair from !
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10 m.
WASHINGTON- ijrrrER.
Vow Our Iicguttir CorrerfiOH'Jent,
WAsnixGTo.v, Jan. 2, 1884.
Congress must be commended for
industry again this week. It has
done various important work. The
House of course is tne more inter
estinj' end of the Capitol at present
time, and among Hie first items o:i
its record is the repeal of the iroii-j Lizzie Snably, Marilla Snably, Ida
clad oath, a relic of war legislation. ij lioyer. Carrie M. Dorder, Cadilla
The action was proposed by Mr. Cox IK. Border. Maggie Border, Isabella
of New York, it was passed by a i Plough, Josiah Holsopple, Samuel
practically unanimous vote, and it is ; IIolsople, William Uerkey. Hiram
probable '.'ongressmtn will all swear lk-rkvy, Jewry Kauffman. Chauncey
alike at the opening of the next ses j Kautlman, Charlie Kaufman, Ueno
sion. ri Kaufi'man, Seni Kautr'i an, A'on-
The House passed, by what was Z1) M. llouh, Isaac M. Foust, Levi
subr-t!itia!ly a unanimous vole, Livingston, Win. A. .Suably.
there being but eighteen disentanis j We would like to LaTe the direct
Mr. llolmans resolutions regarding ors and more of the citizens come
land grunts. The unearned land 'and visit us, and Fee what rapid
:rants shall he dt dared lor, eitttl. i o
lia-re was added adeclaration that all
law.-, facilitating speculation in public
lands, or their accumulation inlaw
ed, and every effort made to secure
as many freeholders as possible for
agricultural land.
Another notable move was an at
tempt to reduce the swarm of lobb) -ists
that infests the floor of the House
under the title of ex-members of
Congress. Rule thirty four of the Following is the programme of
Houre admit,- to priveleges of the the evening :
floor ex-members who are not inter-1 i. Music.
ested in any claim or directly in any 2. Address of Welcome, by S. P.
bill j ending before Congress. This ( M.-icel.
puts the ex-mt iiibtr on his honor, ;;. Response, by L. S. Livingston,
and experience proves, sad to say, j 4. (pjct of the Institute, by J. I),
that the honor of an ex-Congressman Ripple.
turned Inbbiot is not to be trusted.! Song, "Cipsy's Warning," by Em
it is even alleged that men have ' ma 15t-rkevbiie.Susie Berkevbile and
l'""'a UO riiniuu v' v.'ius"'1 " '
the sake of the superior footing which j
a brit f service in tfie House wwiild
(li'.-red tnis bill, and it provides for
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him a pasd to tiie lioor.
Another severe hlow to pension ;
claim air nis was clean oy ir. .Mor-,
gan of Mi?souri in a bill to prohibit
the collection of any part of their
ten dollar fee before the final swttle
ment of the claim. Recent expos
ure of the meth ds have seriou.-ly
curtailed their business and if this
provision hecomes a law it wnl em-
'.irras tiiem .-nil iurthtr. under
cxi-ling reguUUoi
man v dii1onst
claim agrnt. contrive to get their fee
iu anvanceaml then Jet liie claim
take cue of itself.
Among a number of measures on
the calendar thai were disposed of
by ll.e House was a 01. 1 passed Mr
the r hel of Lieut. Oreefxs Arctic
expedition, the amount ol money to
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e.xpe.aieo oen.g n-11 10 uie uiM-re
1 j tioll t t,
I uisClls.-ei
ri-i,u-!.t. C -iiiiinitt. es
tanking and currmcv,
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mt -rstate commerce, and the ioik
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piestion.
The Mexican treaty, which the
Senate failed tn ratify last Friday
c
arne up i.tdn briefly, by a proposi-
lion from SenaUir an Mck, that
any further consideration of the suo-jwas
ject be had in open session, on the
eround that the people had a right
to know all about the husines trans -
acted in Congress, anil that secret i
sessions for treaties was an old fogy
idea. This created quite a flutter of
disapprobation, and the Kauass Sen
ator was compelled to withdraw his
appeal. The time for ratification of
the treaty iias been extended to May
and the matter will he thoroughly
(li-eused in the meantime. In pite
of the mealy mouthed peace makers
the differences in the democratic
party aredailv becoming more pro-'
nounced. The. majority of the wavs
and means committee insist that the
democrats trust put themselves on
record as favoring a general reduc
tion of tariff. The democratic iro-
leetionists insist that the tariff must
he let alone. On the eve ol a presi-
dential strule, of course the demo-
craf of all shades of tariff ojinin
will tudeavor to avoid contention, j
In ;i eon vent i, in where wnr.k or.lv
are necessary, it will be easy to con-!
struct a platform that will suit both
wing. liutacts will sneak, and that
is the democratic difficult v. The
faet cannot be dodged that the
party i ni iwoopewv nostne sec
tions.
1 fie i;.p;ihlican congressional
ca uiuiittei- nehi its lirst meeting, at
the Arlington Hatel this wet k, and
I'ltected a permanent oraniz ttion
electing Cien. Jo.-epii Hawley of I "'ul mmisier wno negit-cteu nis pas
(.loun. chairman In a genera"! in- J toral duties. Shortly after his set-t.-rchang.
of views, reports in regard j -lenient over the church, the clergy
o the condition ot the party m the
' y
various state, ami territories were I
decidedly encouraging and it is
thought there will be no diflieulty
in securing a republican majority in
the ii.xt Hou.-e. Campaign work
was outlined, and the organization
pr. poses to c i-operate witn the
Naiiiri.il reputiiican committee on
all matters calculated toa-tvauce tlie
interest of the party in the coining
Presidential conteat
IU.i k liarl ami Hie Sikunk.
Dlack Hart teils of one experience
he had in Northern California which
c ;oie near stopping hit career as a
highwayman. He had int'Tviewed
a party of travelers by stage and got
a Mii.nl haul for his trouble. Alt' r
stalling the staire on with the gentle
admonition to the driver to go on
and never loot; hack, or he would
drop him, he, as was his custom,
pitched into the brush. He had not
t.en talking Verv long when he
heard voices behind him. a:.d !
ing down the mountain snie tie could
Pee several horsomen and footmen
coming in his direction at a lively
gait. They were gaining on him
vrv fast and he was eomndled t
JU!it Mon the rigil.int C:ime in
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ne crawieu iu tne lurthest end
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oi o.'ie, uui ne aiscovered to Ms
horror that he had company, which
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bv tne pecuIur odoremitted h
jcluded was a T,0lecatirl fa
e con-
polecat in fact he
knew it was. It was a time for tears
but not for retreat, and he lay tliere
in mortal agony and heard his pur
suers come upand6it down on the
log, while their dog tried to make
acquaintance of the fragrant occunant
J i.f the hole in the log. The smell
finally drove them awav, and liart
crawled hurriedly out, riot only sick
at heart and with the world, but ter-
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nun !ii.n ji ine noinacn. lie ue
th4.a.t.he dld not S ov the
5 ec , 01 IlU exlwlfUi: 111 the lo j
.- 1 t
, mout"s afterwards, and
U nf,rl-v cured him ot his pro-;and
P6"' 'ur rt)l,'""g -stages.
Tn f.-. t nr i.... .u.
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they don't fchow ?em
school Reports.
Following is a reoort of th T5eth-
d cimol for the month ending Jan
uary 14, 1S84 : . 1
Number of pupili in attendance, ,
so. ;
Percentage of attendance, 1)1.
Mumberof visit by natrons and
directors', 14.
The following named pupils at-
tended everv dav
progress the school has made.
E. L. Yoiek, Teacher.
TAINT
TOWNSUir TEACHERS
IXSTI-
TVTE.
The teachers' institute of Paint tp.
met at the Berkeybile sc.iool house
on Friday evening, January IS. 1S84
and was called to order promptly at
7 o'clock by the President, J. F.
Deitz
.upt. OBilllK.
(Queries. " How should orthogra-
t , 1 v be taught in our common
scl.ooUv- u. a. weaver
7. Soni;. 4" Answer to Gipsy's
Warning." Em ma Beikevbile, Susie
Berkeybile, and Mrs. Swank
. 1
" in.iv.-.
' -iu.i:.
0. Blading, by J. F. Deitz.
. Miould whispering he prohih-
ited in the public schools ? S. P.
(.teisei.
12. Queries.
LI. Select reading, by A. Miller.
14. Snould corporal punishment
be abolished? It not, why? J. F.
Deiz.
1"). For what oftiense would you
confine a pupil? W. A. Weaver.
Id. Reading, J. I. Ripuie.
17. ()iierie-.
Institute then adjourned.
The meeting was wi 11 attended "by
the teachers and other friends of ed
ucation. W. A. Wkavku, Secretary.
SOl TII AMriCN SI'KI.LINO l!KE.
(). Fiiday night of last week we
had the pleasure of attending a
Spelling bee at the Kamnierer school
house. The sleighing was very good
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consei'iienuy tne crovwt wa- ia.-e ,
c tntich so. that more than half of i
; those present had t.i stand. Sides
were chosen promptly at 7:W o'clock
Jan, then t he content bw.'mi. After
(vm.-IIii.jt about two hours Miss Will.
i a teaclier from Allegheny township,
dr-cbired champion. After a
jtlmrt recess a programme consisting
i ((f soiiLrs. declamations, dialogues,
(.tc, was gone throu-h with. The
44 be '' was a success, and reflects
credit on the teacher, Mr, K retch
man. Pine Top.
Krproved.
Before Alexander Fletcher bucame
a famous London preacher, he was
settled over a Scotch church, as the
colleague .f the Bev. Mr. Kidstone.
His preaching was characterized by
44 sprightly, flowing stvie, rather than
by h yic and doctrine. This led the
people, wlnle lie was candidatni"
tor ihe position, to doubt hi ortho
doxy. But one sermon so delighted
them thatthey pave him "the cail."
As he came down from the pulnit
44'v- NIr- K.nistone said to him,
wi'1' H'ea suavity :
" eel, Sar:d:e, I must admit
.vol,re vr but ',
Vou're l.a' deep !"
The Scotch rightly insisted that
j t1' minuter Miould he a g.M.l p i-tor
j" well as a sound preacher. He it,
according to the Scotch ide-,, a ohep-
hr.J il ttie ,p.ck, wl.o-e . ... v uulz
es him to look after e, , i. ,'. . j Jur
ing thft week days, an .1 as to feed
them when fuhled in t!ie kirk, on
Sunday.
An old Scotch wife once adminis
tered a stingiug rehuke to an indo-
caueti on tine oi us memners, a poor,
i i .i ... r ii. . . .
"'i, oeai .Man. ue promised 10 can
often and pray with him ; but the
promise was not heeled fur two
years.
One day while walking through
the street where the deaf man lived,
and seeing his wife at the door, he
stopped P iuijuire after the hus
band. " Weel, Margtret, how is Tam
il! as?''
" None the better o' you !" was the
curt reply.
"How! how ! Margaret?" ex
claimed the minister, taken aback at
the woman's curtnes.
"Oil, ye promised twa, yeart svne
t"C t'a:id pray one a fortnight wi'
him, and ye hae ne'er darkened the
door sin syne!" answered the indig
nant wife.
"Weel. weel, Margaret! dm't be
short! I thought it wat not necessa
ry to i!t ami pray with Taiiim is,
tor he s sae deaf ye ken he cum a
hear trie."
" Hit sir, tha L .r d's n deaf!'' an -swered
the wmnau, with all the dig
nity of a mother in Israel, reproving
a wayward prophet.
Hall's Vegetable Sicilian Hair
Urnewer impart4 a fine gloss and
frtshness to the hair, and is highly
recommended by physicians, clergy
men, and scientists, as a preparation
accomplishing wonderful results. It
is a certain remedy for removing
dandruff, making the scalp white
and clean, and restoring gray hair to
its youthful color.
Feminine news-gathers are not a
success. One trid it in a country
town, and the people stopped taking
the paper because she told them all
the news before it came out.
Cause of Failure.
U ant of confidence accounts for
half if the business failuresof to-day.
C. X. Boyd, the druggi-t, is nft like
ly to fail for the want of confidence
in Dr. Bosanko's Cough and Lung'
Syrup, for he gives awav a bottle i
free to all who vre sufferin!? with!
Coughu, Colds. Asthma. Coiisumu-t
r-
j tion. and all affections of the Throat ;
Lungs
;
L K.rea' M mJ,e, out. i
. ....
!eVO! Ih li 1 re ! IUO.-IH.1 hu
of
loaves.
mm
Absoiitely Pure.
ThU pow.ler nt Ttriea. A mrrel of imrltjr
lhan the irilinnrklmls. and cannoi tw suli In
coMprtiiion wlthii niultitu..e ol luw trst. hort
weixtaL, alum or ppj.li.itr powders. Sold cmli) t'
r KOYALBAI.Gl'OWUBBt'O, luo Wall It
N. V. ,
ADNTJAL
Financie Statement
5K THE
FARMERS DION ASSOCIATION
mi 11
111
OK
Somtrse County, Pa.
FWR THE YEA" ENDING PE( 31, HW.
I
Numlwrof .Mem1 W
T' .1 amt. ol iiiurlib. to ajsrsdiiriit. I.'.3.li0
SI ilia as-Ksol lur year t'i
Keruureemi! Co. Di:il, l8i 1105.i)
durli.g yen3 itiMXt
Total , 12
LIBILITIES.
Ain't due Dec 31. "00 on
' of li.ss l.y (ire tlln year '81 4 "15 00
Dae I. r all "tlier tenses inclu
ding pay out fc fneraliuna. i'.'S 11
Tulal (5-07 11
E.v e?n of reanurccit Tl U
tCEIPTS.
Receive., on a?s"-it t.ai7 to
l.r meDit.lnp 70 47
HhI. in Treas. ut lua. ttleoient. 47o 70
Tuial $8988 77
DISPR-iEMENTS.
Pal. I Ili nrv Sclihiaill ol ina... 70 CO
S am, l. nj ' ... 3OI0O
' Si.l.itni.n J. Ka " :.. no.) oo
" Peier ftniwn 1 " ... 'Mi
44 Siiuu-I . Heuf j.urt "... v 0 no
44 1 .'tin t Peienua. ' ' ... SJUCD
" ectiT l.:ti:l..lU. ii.(tn:le 15 00
' li. J. Km i k. .. O iry a uo
44 K. J. W;i k.:r. va .-.jlury ou
44 1 irei'torf i-.r in lf.. 7'0i
44 ert'fl-L'nl. lor Alices J4.0
14 F .r I'rimin; -t 0
4' For lNlua anfstatiunery 1-S.
44 bctl.ani:..us t.i'ii9eB...l li 5 l
To: a I ' J.V.S5 3i
HaluLce in Tren.-f muz
KEs(JUHS DEC. 31. 18 .
Amount in Treaurj S .03 42
Uuict .iUik nu Iiui.ii.ei .:,ti .'u
Toul
t.8S 01
LUKILITI S I'EU. U, 1W.
Slln., ,t.er lu f,t.urinfc , m M
H ik.-r. t .. iww
Sani'l Henniv. ;.t 4
Chriarian Pe crinaiiirt 44
; 0 10
:ib0 (0
i.i.al i jd'fjn 00
ltr.nwii in no-n llaMllilf-n. ;is ol
Kei;k Tlic inr.mo. ol SaiDn'l (.elaer
attain appear un.lt-i. a-1 of lial.lnle, lu ronhe
qutuce oi unseulr.l tla.tiai.
HH.ie H AY. Prcflilcnt.
1. .HKl H KKK. S rr:arv
E. . W Al.Khlv, Trea.-urer.
QP.PHAXS' OUBT SALE.
-OF
1 Y Tirtuf of an cir or aale lsfur.l out or the
J "ril.n'i Cnori.1 Si.mers.et County, Fa., to
uie directed. 1 willjMe to.uhlie sale on
TI1VIISDA Yt KIiRVARYl, 1SS-1,
at lOo'cloek . .1 tlie premises, the followinir.
de-rile.l Heal tstie, late the proerty ol Sam-
nel Hay, tleeeape.i,iz:
r .rna.u ...... .. -v. ,f. lltll.l ...lUUI.e III 'III.
I eret T..wnlii.. Soer-et CountT. Fa., a.lioinlna
A ...... . . . . . ... i ... . I . i-
laudxof Win Start Wni. W eiatiley. Jaeob Bar
nme. Georite Barr.. an.l otliern. contalninr; ten
a!Te, more or les, krinti thereon ereete.1 a two
story I. auie
DWELLING- HOUSE,
Cabinet Shop. ihiMein.l ither nuthullilinm, wlih
a youna or . h.ir 1 ot oot.i Ta-icttes ol fruit, i.kx!
water, only a.N u' t...y rsto M:hiMili)oa!.e. ..bis
lourth ol i inil to S inus i'hur-ti. ore mil to
L:ivannvi ! an. li iiles to S-jnierset. Poa.
e"i"n A"ril , lMl
TEKvIS.
Ten-ner cent ol pun-hai money to he pa'd at
K.n a ihe . i. hti.v is k.rkeil .l..vn aul halence
on cuHrmation of sileaii nellverv of d. .!
JK.N A KAYl.rR.
n2. i A.luiiniKOat jr.
r,LI'.IiLK POPEUTY
FOR AJEj!Hj I
I will etl at privite ilethe OI.l! SWANK
TANNKilY PKUFKKIT at Davi.l-ville, Cone
inauah townlitp Tiieannrr buil.llua- was
lax ly drsrn.yeil hy fire.tut there are 49 ranln
atm i eon.litioii, nnilili- rerpiiiei. etc.. are ail
in if. bi. There Itiearly half an acre of
Kr.'Un.. on which (hire iarected a one an.l a hall
story Inline .
DWELLING HOUSE.
The ir.riy i Inthe mist of a fine hark coun
try, una the wi'er i of is vermes! for .annin
imrnotes. 1 will sell thisnluahle pieriT eneap
an.l on very e ..y t..rm.. ur further particulars
calloii ..r n.l.lres
A. KOKHtKH,
Jan2 t. iMvl.nvllle. Fa.
SCROFULA
aud all scrofulous dises. Sore. ryliw
laH, Kezema, Hlut-4rav Kincworm, Tu
mor., Carhuiiclea, lilM, aud Krtiptiona
r the Skin, aro til U.rect result of aa
impure stale of liie LkhL
i'o cure these Jise:us the blood must lift
puriUeii, and restored o a healthy and ua
tur;Ucou.Jitioii. Avian Sahsatarilli has
for over forty years li recognized j emi
nent niedii-al auIuoriM as Ihe most pow
erful Mood punlier ii existence. It free
the system from all rul humors, enriches
au.l strengthens the hiod. removes all traces
of mcrruriul tr..atiiie.v and proves itscll a
c.nu.lcte liuister of all crofulous diseases.
A Recent Cure of Irrofuloua Sores.
Smie months ago I a as troubled with
scrofulous eores ulci-n on mv lepi. 'lun
hmliswere hs.ily swoll.i and iiiflano-,1, and
tlie Mres disrhareed Urge quant ties ..f
oll.iis.m n.atti-r. Kvrv remedy I tried
li.s. until 1 used .Wl:' SaiisaVar.. .la,
ol huh 1 have now liken three Imttles,
with the result tliat t sores are heated)
in:.! my K'-ueral healo greally iioprore.1.
1 le.-i .ry rrateful lor the gvnl tout
Inedioine has done uie.
J ours resjiectfullv. Ms. Asx O'Bnnx,"
1 Suilivan St Sew vrk, June 4, lSi-i.
tV -H peraona Intrested are invited
to call on Mra. o'ltrin: also iiMn the
Kvv. .. V. MUl of -l-.ast Rath street.
New York City, who rill take pleasure
in tef if-yina- to the wotierful ettlrary of
Ayrr'a un.aparilla. n only in the cure
of this lady, hut in lia own raae and
many others within la knowledge.
The well-known irri.'er a the Bottom Iftrnlit,
B. W. II all, of .ocaesfet X.f writes, June
I441"-: i
44 Having sufT.'red sevcely for Home vears
with I- ewiua. ami aavinp'ailed to tm.l rcli.-f
f mm other remedies, I hise ma.le use, during
tlie part lhree months. olAyer's Saks i-a-:.i.i.a,
wlii.-h has ffleefl a enmptrt ntrr.
I eonsi.ier it a inaguilieuit remedy lor ali
!'.. d dirascs." I
Ayer'sSarsaparilla
stiiuuia.es and rni!at the action of the,
digestive an.l assimilatte organs, renews
and strengthens the vital torcea. and speoiiiy
cures Rheumatism, Newalgia, Hheuma
tic fiont. Catarrh. Genrml Ikebllity, an.l
a'.l diseases arising from ra impoverished nr
corrupted condition of th. blood, and a weak
ene.1 v:t.il:ty. !
1: is incnmparabtTthecleapeit blood niedi
eine oi. aeconnt of iia cottentrated strength
ami ieat power over disctse.
Dr.J.C.Ayer4Co..Low'jf,IVIt$s.
Sold by all Druggist: pitta f 1. aU kottk
YamaDleieal Estate
1884.
The election of thi;
year promises to be
niwi i (' ir mo. ( rk-v-olf
v i v 1 lllJ I1IUOI CAVll"
ing of the century, ev-
prrcifi'nn cliniil! linvo
'at least one rood na-
per to furnish him the
news
J
The Somerset Herald
as recommended to all
earnest Republicans,
all friends of protec
tion, all interested in
the news of the nation,
state or countv,
Because it is always
reliable politically, and
savs what it means and
means what it says.
Because its Court re
ports are always full,
fair and trustworthy.
Because it is the me -
dium used by the peo
ple of the county when
they wish to let their
neighbors know when
they have a farm or
anything else for sale.
Because all legal advertising-
appears in its
columns, and people are
thus kept posted as to
what transpires in the
management of the af
fairs of the Courts and
County.
Because it is active,
aggressive, and always
for the cause of its
constituents.
Because it has the
best Washington and
Ilarrisburg correspon
dents attainable.
Because it always
gives all the local news
without burdeninir its
columns with unmean-
inr and
uninteresting
orrespondence.
Because its news col
umns present all tlicj
latest news in an at-j
tractive stvle.
If vou have friends
who live outside the
county, there is no
more acceptable pres
ent you can send t ie in
than a copy of their
county paper.
If you have a neigh
bor who needs a paper
recommend the her
ald. i
ti & i , (
1 1 von r p.li 1 1 fi rpii ivn ti t
J WLI1 WIHUltH U.lll.1
1 i n I
a paper, subscribe fori
II 7 I
the HERALD.
Subscription
per year.
$2.00
Address
Somerset, Pe ana.j
You wll save money
vour friends will save
money, everyone saves
I money that buys their
rugs of
C. N. BOYD.
lie lias the finest stock in
the county, and keeps the best
of everythinir in his line. Goods
always fresh and nice. No old
drus dispensed. Private for-
j niulas, family receipts, and phy
sicians prescriptions a spe
cialty. All the reliable patent medi
cines can be had at my store.
Any not in stock will be or
dered when desired. 1 also
carry a large stock of
LEGAL BLANKS,
STATIONERY,
DEEDS, BONDS,
MOUTflAGES
M A Ii K I AG E C E RTI F I C A T ES,
Photograph and Autograph Albums.
School Supplies,
"We want vour trade,
and will endeavor to
nve vou irood roods
at fair )iices. Mv stock
is not surpassed by
iaiiv in the county, and
lV(u wjH 1JC weicome.
whether vou wish to
buv or not.
MAMMOTH BLOCK.
SOMERSET PA.
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VICE'S FLORAL GUIDE
For l-4 is aa elegant book of 150 paires. 3 Colored
pi vps ..t Bowers aud vea-orables. and m ire than
loou Illustrations ol the thoicei.t Flowers. Plants
and Vegetables, and directions f.ar gr.winif It
Is handsome enouith f-.r toe Outre rahle or a
rnaent to a frt.-nr4. send oa y .r aame and nost
orQee address, with lftfents and I will send yon a
ePf, fostaire paid. This is n it a quarter i.flts
o at. 1C Is prii.tel in both Knxllsh an I Oerraan.
II yua alterwards order seeds, deJuet the lu eta.
Vielc'si Keol r tlie IJest in the
World.
The FLoaaLQciDii will tell bow to get and grow
thm
Vlck'i Flower and Vejetalde Harden, ITS pa
ges, o fol.cl Platea, ;ou KngraTms. For Ml
cents In papereoeers ; l.i in elegant cloth. In
German or Kaa-lish.
Viek's Illut.raied Monthly Maasxtne 32 pa-
' ges, a Colored Plate in every omntor and many
I flne Kngrarlng Price l.v'i a year ; Five copies
for so .N.of ma namiters sent lor lu cents ; 3 trial
cup.es fur 26 eeota.
JAMES VICK.
jar--t: KiK.heier, iN. Y.
8m
Always the Best.
'Nearly a Quarter of a Century Ago'
The old reliable 44 Bajxer " Baking Powder was
established. It has enjoyed an unparallelleil
popularity during that time, and as 111 maintains
its extraordinary preeeiience. 1 a .peals to the
masses of the In'elligent people who ilesl'e to se-
-"' tne rt h mi "". nd it has
,eIalne.l the enBlence of the people because "fits
petlect purity and reliability at ail times todolts
- ": .fr-.-v-1 rls0' -"-
fowder consists in its 2iW( aanty. the uuanti-
ty of earhonic acid It contains, and in the gradual
releasing of the same by the baking process.
E
EXECUTOR'S NOTICE.
Eaate of John P. Putmaa. dee'd, Uie of Middle
creek township, Somerset County, Pa.
detten testamentary on theabore estate har.
ing been granted to the undersigned, notice ia
-hereby given to all persons indebted to said estate
to make immediate paymert, and those having
esaime against the tame will present tbetn duly
snthentieis ed fr settlement, on Saturday. March
ti, at the late reeidenee of said deceased.
SILAS PITMAN,
jan-d. Executor
u3l) O VtSiO VisUl ItiliiiikiC,
x rrm cuT.ii Foa
ilWORlVIS
ti f . T-i,- -n, , .
MARTIN SCHJEFER,
Book Binder,
LXuSt SM. Opposite St. Mi Stool.
Johnstown - Ir'a.
ALL KINDS OP
Books Neatly Bound
AT LOWEST KATES.
Old B oks Ke-Bouml.
MUSIC BOOKS A S CI ALU.
Farlles desiring rxMks hound can obta'n prices
by drupntDg me a card. ArranKereents havr been
aiade aherehy express one way will b- paid t'O
all larae onlers. Ail needed lu.'.rrr.atiin can be
obtained at futnerset HaaaLD othce.
norl.s.
(lire niif.-f Jrnr.i tatt vett.)
Hox Watch Cases arc Made.
Tiii; in.'tviil'iiian:ifa-ture was Lnvnteil
:, .':i:.:t, U.-.., ii. hturtci hi lniiKMi iu
1 i. n;. 1 i;n; ru'tii.ils an.l tiaiis ic:l in
r.u!,i:i liii"-!-w. ! ii :m- :re itiverei i ?
p.-.u-i.:.-. 2.'.i I " uaiy vntch en.' mmie
.i.-iii.v tYi ;.-.).vni. i'nr i:::inv years tin- ia
r.Ki:uti..u of lint p:ik'. w.u tfli v.-, imia;
.. i.i .!:.r !re,i:.iiica.ra!nst ' i):.".,-4.! ;
t r:. l!..' I't.l.ii.- te.irtie I t'::.l tin-
:.., j Vma' ;...'. 4,-;s - ' ''
.,vi, jo!a-iriuhe,l ot ;' .i-ti-vi.V. art, iv,
! ;.t was ria.lo ot 1jrn.1i.1r g-M f "I
Utn. KtrJ qwuity an J lh it-h i nii. i:ii"i
a.:i..T':i: e t- ti e K'ter.::ina:i:t t. 1: a!;c
ll.e b.-tt wati li 1 eviT l t!"-' ::iar'..vt.
a::! !;n u l.ij.ti. it .;" every i ::jr:ve.::-:;:
t .- .-f.-'.. has t.-u.lu tha J.:t 1' ' '
;..' ;'i Ct-'f tlio eT VXI).M.l. w,sr 32,.
1.1 i i.- w:.tt !l i;l-L' l!..- J :.rt-i
t:;.-t 5:.:.Ji I tu wear- ti e .V . -n, '
.' -.. 1:0-1 t;Jt. etc.. are ii.a.ie 1.1 .I.i l !
Sr.rf - r,-l .iMp ia K.TtM. ,Uh !'.. I WI..-U- P.
.. 'i..r,l"riiM't.".i: -ii'. r..;. .'-. - -T't
be euulMuc'l.i :
RIDfiE SALE.
The ronunlssii.ners of Somerset 'uunty .
I offer to let. at piihlir unlrry. n ihe preu;ic.
the It.weAt andest bidder, on
tlf.sI'.iy. FKi::cn:r
lss-t.
at '2 o'cl.Tck r n.. !hebntnients for a cimbinati..n
bri.fue.er KronycreeU, at ihep..in! where ihe old
Keiltord an.l SU.'yeslown Turnpike crosses said
slreato in 44aem'ahooing tnhip. Plan acd
Hi'ilicall..l.s can be seen at the t'ouiui.".-Iluner'
otM.-e.
SEALED PROPOSALS
fnr a Comhin.atlon Sp?rstructure fi-rth above
mnonry, will b ret-eWei. at th C mmil(n'T
attire un;ll laoVlKk a v Winela-, frVitnjarr
( 1 no hunirvd and httr tret from nlmtmeul
to abutment, . wlih a fixrVe n-Ht mmUaT.
n 1 .-1 n r r c n,
.IWStPH lion tv UK,
Attest: H. W.HKI BAKKR.
1. J. UoRxsa, Clerk. Cooitnii-sioiierf .
Notice to the Public
The old strnclnre has been condemned and nm-
n.a-el aasate loririel Tri pni.lle Isth.reiore
no liied that the (,maiissioners will not he re.
sponsible f accl.len's The new struclure will
pusueu to coaiptaiion as ear.y as tne season win
permit
Jau2
D.J. HOUNER, Clerk.
UralH Dlrellw Mmtm Pllla
Dir. B. O. R. .. thas Hawlss;
Eilraful wrDraylnv.
PURE RYE COPPER-DISTILLED
WHISKY.
Situateil on summit of Allclienii. use4,
the water I'r.im culil moiin.ain (.ri!ifi.
'fliia trlnsky is inmlt' by tlie ilmililf-ilistilleil
prueex and guaranteed perfc-tly pnru ami
fall pnxif.
ORDERS FILLED SME DAY URECHVED.
Special.
In order to glee Hotel Keener, an.l Ilea. en .
grana opnonuniiy never De.ore otlred, will c.
"ii ."t.-.i-.o.., .in rou-
tract for ihe manuiactore of whisky in an quan-I
ill ia,,Hi k... . . i .,-..'
til . from a to 50 brr. ls. irlrlnir rhem tl. ...i.i
lege of letting it lie in bond for three yesrs
etiHrainv hut a sniall sum lor s'orage. '
-On hand M barrels of Whisky retailing at
J iht gallon.
Write for lull pirtlculura in regard to large
qnin.ltietto
Sand Patch. Pa. 8. P. V EJ ER, Supt
Aug. in. r
A a Klood Purl.
i-A '.-!.( ',- Vt A '"-oils b
$ " ' mended
tierthis medicine
f..r
recom-
manner of chronle
or o 1 d stamliug
compl.ilnts, truu
tlna of the skin,
such as Pimples.
H I t - h e s anl
Hashes. Ring
Worms. Tetter,
ral Kheum. Scald
Head. Ser lula or
Kloir'i K.vtl
aV- . K h e u ra a . Ism,
Pain tnthe Bones,
Side and Head,
and all diseases
arising fru..; tin.
purity of the
OR
mrp'A 'lond- witn tut
'A.fA-U rW;fV'"'gM
eao Jo without Salts, fastorfill, i'ltrtteof Mag- j
nesla, tienna or .Manna, and sh.q the wh.de of j
the in, aud what is betler. It mr be laken with I
salety and aosatart br the most delicate woman, j
aawellaaby the rohust man It is rery pleant
to. he taste, tberelore easily administered to chil-
dren It is the only Tevetable rcmeilv existing I
whieb will answer ia place ot calomel, regulating i
the aeiion of the liver without making yua 111 '
long Tictlm to the use of mercury or i.lu. pills j
It -lllopen the Bowels in a proper and wholesome,
manner. r
.JriV.Vf-:?.'" i
Liver. Bowels. Kidneys and Bladder: lor nervous
diseases, Heaiiache. Cotivene-s. Indigestion,
Billons Fever, and all derangements of the in-
temal vicera. As a female regulator il has no
Suit Distillery
equal inthe world j . .
4 An ounce of prevention la worth more than a j SekUir, IU valll lor a S.l( I'll1'41''
poundof cure.4' The Pasaca will not onlv cure I ,M. t If I),i,u lw w t lili'i.4
old standingand mall nam eorapUinis. but lr .me; '"Jr!4'. wno.t '
ol the best preventatives of s .ch oisoniers ever j diatei V ill ttie rear, saw tie- ' '" ' ,r'
offered to the "orl.l
tacks of acu e diseases
lou can avr.bt severe at
su. h as ttholera. Small.
S-eV.iV'h. . P,,"rfl'4 '"'''mi''-''t;to.k
different degrees ol all such diseases depend al
w....ri urn .hcoihiiii.ui tne niodf i
Be sure te ask for Fsaasar'a Blmod CtLBaaa- i
OR Pasapka, as there are sereral other prep- I
rations In the market, the names at which are
owew nu similar.
Dr. Geo. G. Shiyely & Co.,
Successors to Fahrney's Bros. A Co..
MAHCFACTl'KEBS AND PROPRIETORS
WaTaaaaoao, Pa.
GERMAN CARP.
A new book of 140 page of instructions etc. ou
the culture ai habits of this wonderful low! dsn
The experience of one who has snert 'ja .
I!.,'', ""."''j""1 n,lr d ornamenler
7W .iun5i. a owoa lor tne practical man
In plain English. No person having snrina
oroox or swamp ou their land should bewl.hout!
this Work. Mend nn . Hnlt.. ...
. , ..in win oe
sent bv return mall uostsir. nren.i.1 .i.i..
pri.-. listof live carpi nt free (Urn sent t all
partsoitbei . S . the eual Ull and freeing weath -
erlsihe safes time to traasport the earp. but
spring weather nt tiw warm is good.
Au aereof water Is m . iu.. .
than an acre of land-and rloee not riolra one.!
. . . , . - inn. r.i.rv uoi.
true, ef the labor toeare f.r and euli.ra'e the
threeto three and half Inches, tio pr Isun
S ' "' prlcelist. Address!
OEO. FINLET, Ptttetmrf h, 11.
SWK1T IXTOTHK SIR,.
l.OOO A.resi of In,,
Smart u IVars"
On the deck of a bi v
teanibo&t ttond an a.j 'i
planter. Indicating bv a ;"u-
his arm the wat.rs th b,
passing over, he said tu a i .'
Irnm tlia Vnrti. - ' .
; killed my tint bear an i
; LUion my father was then J.?
out of a forest that grw 4;"
C.dS;jnT:
there was riiint smart ot I.. ' J
itoo. Hut that
.1 'n
! lar.d went into the Mk-i,.;,, rt"
at:o." '
It is putting uo ttr.iiu u.,(.r ,
I ft. .I.e.. ll.... - . 1 "
i.i.,..c tw iiirfi frt.;ti 1,
'youthful hope, numaniy l;
'i'V
: inaniy Mrei gui are
" "ni t-iir ii,'., 1.
' I'.u l-id torrn.t of
Ii-a.-t- li.. I
: Vet it t-lii-uld not
be mi. Ti,.,, ."!
o is a disgrace as
! IVooIe are lrcflv tij i-.ri.
j stupid to tlfftiid their uwi, ,.,H'
i the m.if-t prveiou.t (.;' w. :
'. 1 . .1.1. i-. ... , 1 UlU1
neaiin. j 1 1 -1 l cone, an i e
t'-nc r
! ea? e in simplr, hut lured
! ignorance the simplest tiun
S-l,e..
't..!
I ;ii wen im complex a a pni,u..
. in Conic Sections. As tl- i
j Western rivers, which so i,vxn
! the cities along their t-licr?, ar;.
jafew mountain pjirings, ifS.l',
I ailments can be traced to in..."
I b!'id and a small group w. T.;.
I ed organs.
The most effective an.l i, r- .
" jreifedv for disease is PAIl1;
TOXIC, It gues ti. thu eU.."t'
pain and weakness. In r
its action the liver, kidney.,. ,
and hir.irt begin their work
and disease is driven out
Tonic i not, however, an
but cures a desire for strm ,.r ,,;,
Have j-ou dyspepia, rin.unnt:,
or troubles whieb have- ru.,;
11. .. ,,
Mem loonier uj-eius. ; ittri
V.
help.
if .1,
A liat fehe Saw at t tiun li
lie staid at home and si . w.
to church; after dinner i,c
her :
"What wa the text, Mary?"
"Oh, something sonic ivhert;
(ieiit'rations ; l"ve f.iri.ttn ;
chapter and verse. Mrs. 1 1 uh
ri-dit before me with u Mii'fr H
: bard bonnet on."'
"I low dill VOU like ti.e !,. ,v i,
isterT
-Oh, he'! splendid? ;n..l R',
Darlin wa there in a fpai,i-.
can that never coast a cent
Sol'."
"Did he say anything a!... ut
now mi.-.-ioti fund
"No, and the Jones gir'-i wer,- -t
Tiiiid out in their yellow sik- r::,.
over; you would have died !:.::.:: :
t have freen them.7' -
I . . . . T ' I 'I
11 eeni vou uinii r. in-.ir ii,uL:,.
' .1 rtm t
j lu-P HTIliOl).
1 11c iauL inc nt-vv 11.
iUr iia a lovely voi.-e; it t.n
Ut me to !eep."
A long silence, tluring which II
rv iho.lL'ht of several thiin'- n ;!
r.... .. : . it .1
! w ife was bu.y conteiiiplitieg !, .
1 .. : ..... i. .. .11 .
1 i I .
i (.lailllHl .
or view, wiien sue !iiii.i.-i v i-t
he j 4"Ther- ! I knew I 'd f.
t.. t.
you something. Woidd vi.ti i-.
j lieve it, Harry, the tiii,- mi M
I June!' parasol is an iwc'h ii tr t;
i mine, and twice as heav !"
DUOWXKls IV UKr It
i Cunrerniiig the 1'i.piil.ir lti-v.'ra
I 1 wu Mn Kxprras) Ilieirieu
" Tiie fact i, sir, ami ymi n:
htick a pin there, that the peuiiie
this country are likelv to he dros
; ed in a flood of lauer beer," siinui-
j an enthuiiastic teetotaler tf:e itb--
: day, into the ear of your ceriiert
J correspondent. " That German drir,
has struck us hard ; it is the secy;; ;
deluge.''
" Ye-3, and the worst of this Wrf
drinking bu.ine!s is that it it l'
up kidney troublt-s, asa heavy wti. i
raies the wavus," added a city piiy
sician who had a knowledge ut t:.'
times and a tendency to nu t.iphor
"The midnight 'schooner' leavei i t
hind it a wake of furred tmiL"':
headaches, torpid livers, nausea, -a: A
all that, and lays the fojndalijii
liright's Disease."
This melancholy fact accent i'
... . . . , .!-.
O'Tt tor the 1 ncrt-tlSI rig SaU'-i ' 'I id-. 4-
SONS CAPCINK fOliol'- 1'1-A-TEIiS,
which at once mitig at- ti.'
symptonis. Price 2o cents. A-i
your physician about it.
y eahi rv & Johnson, (;hemir
febG. ' New York.
Liiiiuoln'a fst uauuraii.'ii
Mr. Lincoln's personal appfar.it.
aii when he was first inaugurated iu.ti-
a deep impression on tiiiv-s :
witnessed it. He came out trutn
Capitol upon the platfnrm, er a t i
over the the eastern steps, with i.:s
natural awkwardnss increased ly
the momentous ci rru m t.itK.'e- "'
the occasion, and by a orjfu.i- 'v l'
tlrobe, in which it was evident !)-: '
exceedingly iincmnf-rtable. T:.J
stiff dress-coat, rest and rant--
! ,0,H to .listurhe his inut.t.e
! physical equanimity, but to t:.--4
wert 'dd'd other imtUin'Tati'V
liie sbaiie of il braild-lieW .-.U !
i i , . , .
;u"1 u poiitltTHUS pIi!liea.l-'l t-' l! t'
't'tie cane he tun; i.'hiI t,i net l'v
. m. Indued lo p .
in a Corner, but tll ili-n.!t: di 11
, t (l lt . 1 l i - f
l'ie "At perpleXCil Illlil Jjrea:.. '
was too irood to throw aw O', 1 "'
," . -
nice, Ills lie thoutit, t ) rest Ui itl t!
the rou-h boards, so for a mm-i'"-
j at least, poor I.lliCi bl stood tiler?
i , u . e i i .i . ,U
lhe K4' ' assembled thollv"11-
I or.istiiiiir tho li:if ilsans.r-itf!-. till'
- 1 ..'.,. e I : .- i 1
I "n in li n.e rtva:, iii.u
tlie slilnin b-.tvur Jr.-at
- j Sorely bothered owner a. id
lurinn tlie the delivery l tut- i'"1;4'
gural address. It is doubifui tattl
er, five years before, ?tepiitt A
Douglas even dreamed that h
destined to held tlie hat of A.-rabai"
Lincsihi while that indivi.bi d w-'
appearing for the fir-t time as 1'rr-t-dent
of the Ui.itd State-.
Washington and Jefferson C'el
received a telegram Jan. 1G h, tretti
Harvanl Observatory, annouufn
the discovery of another comet.
wan first seen by the Observers a
Melbourne, Australia, and the dis
covery telegraphed to the 1.''".'
servatory at Kiel, Germany.
is the distributing cntre for A;1-"' ,;'
mica! intelligence in Kurie. li"e
it is sent to Harvard Utri.4" .
- . . ...fl
men aisiriuuie44 iu uni. v. . - r
! 8Crraton'e3
of thi-i country.
.t J r ,
! Cniet ! far JOUth and flint.
.
I A
vouns lady called h-r beiu"H
I " .iaii. he- IS a!
j ' " ,
hail'MOj: Over the front rati'
-
i
During the4 bl-t vear th- I'"
Shirriffof I'bil.idinhia did ' :'
Ih.m pay the expirees id l"
office.
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