u u jlC Somerset Herald Terms of Publication. F" ..... M u ....am. pa ' V,. aTMUbly b. chant!. u h. ataooatlnned antll all v aatwcnp""- - an P" " rfh.n do not tak. ont to W"' . .u ihanh. lB4lrpN)W,wUl- rr1,,tWL- M n Foatolne. to an- i.lwOTioert r"" . - fb0ld rlnuttb. nam of to. former a. The Somerset neram, Somerset, r. nirn W. BEISECKER, K ATTORKEY-AT-LAW, boinereet. Pa. F tutalr to Ooofc Beertu' Block. PY M.MMI'W ATTUKHEY-AT-ULW, Soma, Fa. T . i J KOOSER. Somerset, Pa. rTvpp l? SCULL. ATKNEY-AT-LAW, Somerset P a. ; ENDSLEY. ATTORN ET-ATtAW, ' Somerset, P TV Tl'FVT. S ATTORN EY-AT-I.AW, Somerset, reoa'a. 0. E !)U SCULL, Somerset, Pa. JXm Somenet, Pa. oaoe, niln to Mammth 10H R. SCOTT, I011' attokneV- AT-1.AW, SomerMt, Pa. -rr w7h. kui'ikl. noFFUOTH & RUITEL. P'r f UV.iroKNEYS-AT-I-AW. n.inM. entrwted to their ear. will Kucuolb T L. C. OOLBORH. nnLBORN & COLBORN, n ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW, V., -d intmrted to oar ear will be prempt- net n reasonable term. M tWI" , 0H U;Jl(lliNEY.ATXAW. V Somenet, ., .....He all bualneM eniroi". - - "SSaJd a" lln entie. with prou.pt- . - , ... MM II E'RY F. SCHELL, t",k 1 .VU,DKvr.tT.UW. Alt v.'nn - " - . .i i.turinn Aeent. Somerset, Pa. Ott.Ti. Mammxtn black. riirVTINK 11 A 1 , -1 .,,cvrv 1T.MW ' . . , . I will " J OHN II. UHL, A Somenet, Pa, b nim. .ti '-- J C OCI , ATTOBNEY-AT LAW, Some I Bet Pa .. to mi cm t- mitt V with promptneM ana lidellty. JltUAM H. KOOXTZ. ATTOKW U-i " . irm cl prompt atteiitloB t. tMUineM J ,!Viif4taS..me and adjoining eounU fMcr in a - TAMES L. HT,II. J ATTOKNEYAT. ((. Mammoth Block. P ..i" XMOnm Y'h'lllebulSetl nikd. tllle examined, aad all leiral DUiinee. ttuodtd to lth prompmein and lidellty. HL BAER. , A TTORN EY-AT-LA W, Somenet, Pa H ill pcUre In Somenet and ad lolnlng entj' AUH.flneentrutedU lilm m be promptly uumtal to. TSAAC HIT.US. 1 ATWRNET-AT-LAW Somenet, Pens a. prill DKXSIS MEYERS, ATTORN EY-AT-LAW, Somenet, Peon a. All lenl tanlnrM entrusted to hUre wUl be KiniitJ to with promptnew nl fidelity. oHmlEttaninwik lllock next door to Boyd trui nura. A H HOWARD WYNNE, M. D. JfiJTKSTOVTX . 11' A. Mmmnftbt Kre. Ear, Kotm and Tbroat. Sturtil and ExrlntHv. pnotlre. Houn. a. M. u r.. Luka k Oreen Block, 86 Main SU D ,IL WILLIAM COLLINS, DENTIST, SOMERSET, ft t tax tmmoth Block, abor. Boyd Iruf Sum bt he can at all time b. found prepar lUifcill ktnda ot-ork. nch a blllnit. reK hiiiw.ntracUnu. ke. Artltiolal teeth ot all kind, Mufti ben material Inserted. tHraUon .rrutd T a Err m liirKS. li JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, SomerMt, Penn'a. FAMES 0. KIERNAN, M. D. ten- P dr ktf pmtrwhnal mrtre to the eltlxent of fmwiw Mid ricitmy. Hreaa be toand at tbe Mionfrt hit father m Mala Htret or at the Jllit Nrary Rnilker. Sqit . 1KI. . B.S. KIVMELL. DH. E. M. KIM M ELL & SON wxtor tbir prolewlimal Mrvloe to tb. clti icwot stneret and Tlrtnttr, tine of tb. mem ln 1 Ui nrm mi at allniM. nnleaa prolewlon ttunced. Iw l.qnd at Ibelr ottica, on Main inn, .aat ol the Ilamond. DR. J. K. MILLER ha perma wily boated In Berlin for the 'practice ol U prleaaloa.-4Jlnoa 01 poalte Cbarte. Krlaalnir- twn. apr. A 'To-a DR. II. ERUBAKER tenders his profovlniial aerrlci to the ritlxeni of Som net im TtrtnitT. uihoa'tn remdMO. oa Main lrec(,eat vt Um Illamood. DR. W M. R A U C II tenders his prvtewlonal aerrlrei to the cltlten of Som wet aad vtrtnttv. othee one aoor tat of Warn. A Berkeblle't mittire more. I.t, IB. DR. A. G.MILLER, PHYSICIAN A SURGEON, Hu nmml to Soath Bend. Indiana, bM be bafcuuttlud by tottarar oUmtwIm. DR. JOHN BILI, DEKTIIiT. fBc kUm Henry Heey l itcra, '.Mala CrMf et,8oafrt,Pa. JJIAMOND HOTEL, KTOYSTOWN. PKNN'A. Tht nopalar aad .U known boon ha lately enthuroaiihly and newly rehtted with all new hewt Ivniltwre. whh-h baa mad. tt a very nlrat.lt flopping place lor tbe treacling; petillc a U table and roow t nnut be tarpa wed, a II be- Haratelaai,irlthaiarKe public ball attached ! ta aanra. Alas lanre and ruooi nabllnar. i?Ku boardlne; ean be bad at the kuweat w.- rnwa, VJ torn wvca.way u, air, i. SAMUEL CUSTER. Prop. k.E.Cor. blamond . Stoyttow ,Pa l CN WAMTFD TaeanvaMforthetaleof r 1 traltudun,aiii.ntalTnei.Shnil,Vio. . etc. No extienc reiulred. Uood aal- ' u expense paia. aaurcta. J. H Bowden Jt Co., Kocbeaur, N. Y CHARLES HOFFMAN, HERCHAKT TAILOR, TBT STTUJ C. LOWEST PRICES. SATlShCTWH GUARANTEED SOMERSET, PA. 1 lie VOL. XXXI. NO. 41). Frank TV. iUy. ESTABLISHED 34TEJLES. 13. Z" B OS., WHOLESALE Tin, Copper and SW-In fare HannTy, Xo. 2S0 Washington Street, Jolinstown, Pa. ' WE AEE PSEPASED TO CFTZ2, RANGES, STOKES and At Prices Less than any ether Special attention paid to JohMnc In Tin, Galranlied Iron and Sheet-Iron, Snirar Pana, Steam Pltw. Hot-Air flu.. Kuolinir. Six!ine:. Stackt ol Euiilnca. and all work I-erUlniLic to Oellar Kur- aacea. Kttimatet Biven anil work aone ny nrel-cliu.8 Johnttown VKk Sneare' Aatl-lan tok. Exwlnlor Ooal Vane. Toilet Sets. Breat 01cu. Cak. Boxes, and tlatd . (ierman 1 er tSDOona. urilanmi U'aret. lintM and Coptr Kettle, Meat Broiler. Ovtter Broilen, Eiric Beaten, six dltlerout kind. Bread Tuaatera, Plated Britannia and W ire :atrt. Iron Standa, Vire Iron, and everything; of Ware nee Jed lu the Cooklni; I apartment. An exrlonce ol ttiiny-ttiree yeart in t.aaines nere ena ble nt to meet the want ot this communltr In our line, with a rood article at a low price. All rooda to!d WARRANTED AS REPRESENTED or the money reiUDded. tll and ee tb. Waret : et price belore purchatlnic ; no trouble to ehow (conda. i'eraona commencing; Houte-Keeplng; will auve A per cent, by buvliiic tnelr outfit trom na. Merchantl tolling (cnxl In our line -eliorld rend for w noietuie fnoe or can and (tet quotaiiont ol ourvvarea. aiwaumuo inouixi hi u work 1 Warranted to be ot the best quality at lowest price. To lave money call on or send to HAT BROS..Xo.2SO Washington Ktreet, Johnstown, Penu'a. HERE IS THE PLACE! J. M. HOLDERB AUM 1 SONS NO. 4 BAER'S BLOCK. A Complete Assortment of GENGRAL MERCHANDISE consisting of STAPLE and FANCY DEY GOODS! A Large Assortment of DRESS GOODS AND NOTION! MEXS', BOY'S & CHILDREN'S CLOTHING! HATS , BOOTS AND SHOES ! CARPETS & OIL CLOTHS ! Queensware, Hardware, Glassware, GROCERIES. All Kinds of Window Blinds Umbrellas, Satcnels and Trunics, unurns, isuuer Bowls, Tubs, Buckets, Baskets, Toledo Pumps, Farm Bells, Corn Plant ers and Plows, Cultivators, and WAGONS! THE ROLAND CHILLED PLOW, Tlic CHAMPION MOWER & REAPER, The CHAMPION GRAIN SEED DRILL, With Detachable Fertilizer. THE BEST OF EVERYTHING AT J. M. HOLDEKBAUM & SONS', SOMERSET, PENIS' A. COOLEY CREAMERS. Uj.it.. In FOm ftTTT.FR. all nz.. fur 1 .airy or Enotory use. TIh'it rp-ruirtiy denuai- rimr ikaocra) wuaotn a iaralU.1. 1 hry an Srxr RKnrimeo. Kie (.old JHrdnia ami Serrm Nilirr Alrdal. f euiwrumty. l" I.em. Icb. MAKK tlrTTTE BUTTFR. Divs swine mm. mm BUTTER WORKERS PR'NTERS, .nil f .iU line of bottor ta l.irV tntHw. honrt pfwU! lor nn-iibirg and fatini4Ailalfi. T. (Aftl MACHINE CO.. Bellow fiOla, Vcnuonu FASHIONABLE CUTTER & TAILOR, HaTinjr had many yean experience In all brancbe of be Tailoring bus Ineat. 1 ruarantee 5; Satisfaction to all K who may call up A on me and favor A. me with tbelrpat- ronaire. toon, avc-. U'M. M. nOCn8TKTI.ER, Somerset, Pa. mart . SOMERSET COUNTY BANK ! (ESTABLISHED 1877.) CHAELES. I. HAEE1SCN. M. J. PEITTS. rresitlent Cashier. tlolleetion mad. In all part of th. I'nlbsd State. . CHARGES M.OB1S11ATJS. eronKdaed by dntt on New York In any turn. OollectW-tt male with promptnera. J . S. BJ noUKbt ami .ia. .u. c by one ot IlelM.ld't celebrad talc, with a tsar gent A Yale fJoo 00 Ume lotk. ACCOUNTS SOLICITED. aW All le al holiday! obeenred.ta dec? AlbiktA. Hons. J. Scott Wird. HORNE & WARD, rocKsaoa TO EATON & BROS. NO. 27 FIFTH AVENUE, PITTSBURGH, PA. SPRING, 188f4. NEW GOODS E7EST EAY SPECIALTIES Er,broirie, Uctt, wlJHiaery, Whit. Goodt, H.ao- k.rchlef. Drew TriiiniS. HontrT, 6i. Certett, Matll in. RerlM Uaderweir, U Uatt' in. CaiidrM' Clothing. Fiixy Good i, Yir., Z.hyr, Mt ri.li f Alt Kind for FANCY WORK, Gents Fui&U&K Gcocs, k, k TctiaraTaoaaaa I. paTFru.T aouc'-i reSDMSBf MAIL ATTESDFO T0WITU CAHE ASD DIsrAT' H. mar. TV Tl f fTt not- l'e U rwK-pin- by. iro mm m. w a aaa oar. netor. J K P otutol:hty aid nb. I V I J iJ JL Um. leave behind to eoa u net time, f a week In rear own ttn. ot- HI im. " imm cnnuiui ww. reqalrwl. W. will tarnlab yoa .trythin. Nany are maktoir lerianaa. Laadle auak. a mven I ai, and boy. and frtrlt saah. rreat pay. Iteadee, If yoa want batlaaw at wktob yoa ean make arreat pay all the time, write tor parUeaian w M. HAUjrrT kOt PorUand, MalM. , darat-lr til Si.: 10)1 John B. Hay AND RETAIL HOUSE-FURNISHING GOODS IN GENERAL House in Western Pennsylvania. Alclianic only, noie Aiceni mr iouie tjooa. Fenn. In Houpe-Furniaiiinii (Kwd we otler t'tiamber-ralls, Knive and Forks (common .Mmihi. li ira'f. l.inw. iron ami .naineieu and Fixtures, Wall Papers, F9LLS A NOTED CIVINE SAYS: Db. Titt: lM-ar ."rt lor ten year I hav. boon a martyr to l;yfp,ni, f'ontipatioa and l'Uoa. :timij ..ur jh 11k were recommended tome. I uieil theiu (lit wuhliitle laitk). lam now a well man, bve Fmd Bppotito, diction perfect, tesuliir ttiKl, pil.n none, and I hav. pained forty pour.ca tolid fli-li. Th y arc worth tlicir wticia m gold. tar. R. U KTMPSON', I,omsville, Ky. SYMPTOWS OF A TORPID LIVER. IxjssrfAppetite.NBhsea.Bowelaooativa, tain iii'the Head, wuh a null aensation in theback partPainrtndi'r th Shoulder blade,Jrallnaait.r e tii:e, with a dis inclination to -xerUO!! vt body orjtnind, Irritabuityof teniwr.XiOW spirit, Lo cfmemoryJth a p elir (fofha vn ne; Tectlomeciutv, Weariness, Dizzineaa, Flutteriitj of thejjeart, DoUjbetore the yej,YeUow6kin, Headache, Keatleaa- xuss at niRht, hifrnry colorM Urine. IF THESE WAFSIKKS ABE UKHEEijED. SERIOUS WSEASIS WILL BE DEVELOPED. TUTT'S ULLS art eatwlally adapted to nrhraaea. ottedocecircet.aarh arlMUS. of feelintc to onlh lilt .nflerer. Try lii reit-dy fnlrly. tudloa will Skin healthy luirrMloii, Vlatorou. rxlr. Pure Itlood,!Lioinr Xttvr: tad a t.ooj"l I I vrr. 1'i-lce. as tent. omce. :." f-;Txny St.. IS. l . . TUTT'S HAIR DYE. t.rar Hairanrl hUkt raetianared (loaay Mark. tya ..uitle aiiplicatiun ef IhU llye. It iiatuili a MAturat color, art. Iaiaiantnneuii.ly, old liy. Irti clata.or ant r etre. tt r-.rtlpte.fal. . .1 Marnir t., Xtw lark. (IK. TrTT'! l XI' A I. f Valoable iBfemiMttoiiand I -ef.il KMWiiMa will J be mailed. Iti-Al on applic.Uoa. PATENTS obtained, and all botincm In the U. S. Patent ( wire, or In the Court attended to for MODERATE FEES. We are opposite the V. S. Patent Office, e- j n.ViLT Diictucce rvn iicivfi v and ran ohtain Htrttt In Uliie lluui thoae remote trotn WASHINlilU". When model or drawlnr 1 rnt w. adrlae mr to n. .hnn nA mm ai.k. ft. H iKiini i i in 1 1 , me v . -. - . " CHARGE UNLESS WE OBTAIN PATENT. W refer, here, to the foatmatter. tn. npt, oi th. JWoney Order DlTlflon, and to official or th. U. S. Patent Ortiee. For circular, advice, term, and reference to actual client In your own Suit or county, addree C. A. SNOW & CO.. Opposite Patent Offlee, WaahtniftML. D. C A m Hlnfl Pnri. her thin medicine i niarhiy recom- mHnilbl tnm 11 -t mm.nn.r of fihrnnin " or old ttandin; tlent of the tkin. .nun a. t-iniiHa, u i t. . . R a h . i, Rlnif onus, A i.itr, Sal Kheum, Scald rieau, cfoivtla or King' Erll, Khttatt Ism, Pain In th. Bone, 9M- ...1 ll-ft and all disease. arlalnt; rroi.i Im parity of th. btooo. wita tnia rare medicine In year hwute j a can do wltnoni aau. -'" y . J . ,7". nei. senna or --.k them, and what I. oer. .v - 1. ..11 b tberoban man. It I wry p leaeant m o aakl MIIHII n V'T tUV iaai-. --w- to i be tata. tnereiore ea.i.j - . . -jlHtlnlM.rAll lAltnii. dren It 1 tne oniy tcci-. . ----- tale. -Ill HWJLk1.. the acu.o oi me - -j r'Vf-. iiii. .ir Tlctim to th. m of mercory or Ma. put. I t XlU opea tb. bowel, la a proper and wholetom. r Ur tn cure w u - ' Kwe.,K.dn.yandB .li.aiwa,neco: i"- M n(,h.iB: r,..mri. regnlator Uha-o ."r Ll.?unA tirerentlon I worth more t ha. Aa JZJ PtT. PaVacaa win not only care oM tunc"".. iSXZ tx. Tipnoio. ' "rrs Hr t ,T.TT.rVi a there are tereral other pr.p umewhat imllar. Pr. Geo. G. Shively & Co., Seeeior to Fabny' Broc Co, MANUFACTTBEBS AMD FBOPBTETOBS, nj, Wathobo.o, Pa. nn omer JEAXETTE8 HAIR. "Oh, loosen the curls that you wear. Jeanette, Let me tangle my hand in your hair, ray pet," For the world to me had no daintier sight Than your brown hair Tailing your shoul ders white. It was brown with s golden gloss, Jeanette, It was finer than the Bilk of the floss, my pet. 'Twas a beautiful mist falling down to your wrist, 'Twas a thing to be braided and jeweled and kissed, 'Twas the loveliest liair in the world, juy pet. My arm was the arm of a clown, Jeanette, It was sinewy, bristled and brown, niy pet, But warmly and softly it loved to caress Your round white neck and your wealth of tress. Your beautiful plenty of hair, my pet. Your eyes had a swimming glory, Jeanette, Revealing the old, dear story, my pet Tbey were gray with the chastened tinge of the sky When the trout leaps quickest to snap the fly. And they matched with your golden hair, my pet. . Yonr lij but I have no words, Jeanctle, They were fresh as the twitter of birds, my pet, When the spring is young, and the roses arc wet With the dew-drops in each red bosom set. And they suited your golden-brown hair, my pet. Oh, you tangled my life in your hair, Jeanette, 'Twas a silken and golden snare, my pet, But so gentle the bondage, my soul did implore The right to continue your slave ever more, With my fingers enmeshed in your hair, my pet. Thus ever I dream what on were, Jean ette, With your lii and your eyes and yonr hair, my pet, In the darkness of desolate years 1 moan, And my tears fall bitterly over the stone That covers your golden hair, my pet. Milc$ W Rally. Al'XT JEAN'S MISTAKE. 'Oh, dear! It is too pleasant to stay in the house to-day, said Kitty Ford. "Aunt Jean, couldn't I go berrying up in the pasture lot ?" "Nonsense!" said Aunt Jean. "With the back bedroom to be whitewashed, and the churning to be done, and the quilt to be got ready for the frames. I'm surprised at you, Catharine." Kitty linked with lom?inz eves at t ha creprnrio- tides of sunshine on the hill, the great shadows that the ap ple tree boughs made, swaying on the ijrass. There was a catbird singing in the manioc Kitty wished that iust for fl tt hil nhp could be that catbird. and dwell in a glorious region of gTeen leaves, where churning, wniie- wash pails and quilting Dees were unknown. RK I-now that even now the scar let Tnrr.ioa worn nnililintr fllonf' the .vv ivjijyi-w " - - z o stone walls like tiny soldiers, with wild roses opening in solitary nooKs, t h strawberries rinenine in fragrant wood openings on the hill. As these tempting thoughts pass ed across her mind, she heard Aunt Jean's shrill voice at the back door, talking to some one. "A nainter. eh ?" said she. "Oh, yes, you'r welcome to a'drink of wa ter, lou can draw it, iresh ana cool, for yourself. The well's out thn hie butternut tree. A painter did you say? P'raps you can whitewasn, too c "Certainly, ma'am !" said a deep, pleasant voice. Kitty leaned lorwara logei a peep at the possessor of that clear, soft tenor. TT u-na ft vnnnp- man. with a sort of nnck stranned on his back, and something resembling a magnified umbrella in his hand. j "(1h " Mid Kittv. to hersalf. "a ! peddler ! Aunt Jean is getting harder and harder oi neanng every aay. "Well," said Aunt Jean, "I do be liorA IVnvidpnce has sent vou. I'd encaged Perkins Polk to whitewash the back bedroom to-day, but he hasn't come near me. And here it is nine o'clock. I don't lelieve he means to come tp-day. Perkins has fnot in Hrinkinp- dreadful of late poor creetur P'raps, sir, you could t 1 O TVI whitewash tne DacK Deuroom f i u be willing to give you your dinner and a quarter of a dollar for the job.. nd I can't say more liberal than that. Aunt Jean was awaiting the decis ion of the young man, with one hand back of her ear, when Kitty walked in, her Dngnt eyes spanning with mirth, her cheeks roev.and her ' - i ' lirs uursed op in the . desperate at tempt not to smile. " 1 ou II please excuse Auni jean, hit good man," said she. "We don't want anything to-day. There was a peddler along on Saturday, and we bought all that we required." The young roan Horton Leigh was the name stamped in gilt letters on the inside of his color box look ed from grim Aunt Jean to pretty Kitty, and made up his mind ' at once. "Pardon me." he said, "but I am not a peddler. And if you will al low me i shall be very giaato un dertake the job." . "The sooner the better," said Aunt Jean, briskly. "I s'pose you aint got your overalls with you. That don't make anv difference. There's a pair up stairs that belong- ed to Hiram xiarxness, wno worgea fT ii o nrm rell. and a iumner iacket that Billy Barlow wore, who ran away ana joined the gypBies, over six months ago. Kitty, run up stairs and fetch them. And the young man can go in the barn and . .. tlf tl V 1 Hal put them on. well, I ao can mis streak ot Iuck." Anrl in Wi than five minutpi the young man was mounted on a lad der, brandishing a good aied white wash brush, Kitty ord was ccum ino anrl Ann! Jean was tacking the quilt-en the frames in the best room in the boose. "There's nothing like getting a set ESTAJBLISHED, 1827. SOMERSET, PA., WEDNESDAY. MAY -16. 1883. good, early start on Monday morn ing," said Aunt Jean. At twelve o'clock the back bed room was whiter and sweeter than any lily, the butter had "come," the quilt was satistactoruy arranged, and the whole family sat down to a sa vory meal of fried 'chicken, white bread, milk and strawberry short cakn. "You seem to bea verr respecta ble voung man," said Aunt Jean, critically surveying the stranger. "If vou d like to stay here and do chores for your board, you might sleep in the barn chamber, and 1 could recommend you to do white washing jobs for the neighbors. Dea con Dowd's house ndeds a good coat of paint, badly, and I'm most sure that widow Elnathau'Trueby would like her barn painted" to match the new house." " ' "I am greatly obliged to you," said the young man, toying with a particularlvlarseberry.'butl do not execute orders in mat Drancn. x am an artist" ' "A which ?" said Aunt Jean. "An artist. Shall I show vou some of my sketches 7" Aunt Jean put on her spectacles at once. ' "Well, I don't object to look at them," said she. "But I won't prom ise to buy. We got a very pretty chromo with the last pound of tea we bought, and Kitty cuts pictures out of the illustrated papers and pastes them on stone, jars.' Mr. Leigh laughed. " "Oh, I don't expect to make a sale." said be. "All tnese are merely first ideas, jotted down in the crudest of fashions, lo speax the train, my real object in calling here this morn ing was to ask permission to sketch those picturesque ruins down bv the old road." ' "Oh !" "said Aunt Jean ; "the old smithy. Dear, dear, there ain't nothing but a tumble down stone wall and a few mullen stalks left there. Ef you could wait till next spring, Elihu Lewis means to put up a first class blacksmith s shop. Jdui vour welcome to do all the sketching you want" Kitty s eyes sparkled. "I wish I was an artist," said she, as she turned over the bits of mill board, all of which were instinct with life and beauty, r "Well," 6aid Aunt' Jean, compla cently, "why shouldn't you be? I dare say this young man can show you how he does it" ' Kittv looked at the ycune man : the young man looked at kitty, and then both burst into a hearty peal of laughter, to Aunt Jean's great mystification. .... "Oh. auntv." said Kitty, still chok ing behind her pocket handkerchief, 'that isn't the way irturta : are made." ' Half an hour later. Kitty Ford was out on the green, feeding her little downy ducklings with scalded meal, when Judge Laughington s carriage drove up. Kitty left the tin pail fall in her dismay. To her, Miss Laughington, in her summer silks and diamonds, long white plumes and eight button ed kid gloves, represented all that was adorable. How she regretted that she still wore her old blue jrinbam gown, and that her curls were all tangled by the sweet, soft wind. "Don't run away, Kitty, dear," said Mies Laughinpton, beckoning with her ivory handled parasoL "You are the very girl I want to see. Mv cousin. Mr. Leigh, is coming down this way to-day, to sketch. I have told him about those pretty old ruins of the blacksmith shop ; so, if he comes past here " "Oh. Miss Laughington, cried Kitty, turning as scarlet as the big bunch of peonies at the corner of the house, "he has come already. And Aunt Jean set him to whitewashing and paid him a quarter of a dollar and gave him his dinner. Oh, how could we have made such a blun der?" "Blunder, child, where's the blun der ? If Horton wants to do a thing he'll do it If not the whole world couldn't compel him." And after the glistening carriage had rolled away, Kittv Ford sat down and cried. Judge Lauehington's daughter drove oiit theruined smithy, where Mr. Leigh was composedly "putting in" the lights and shadows of the old chimney and the mullen stalks. But she went back to the stately "court" with a bent brow and an ill pleased expression of face. "Ilorton is so awiully eccentric, said she. "There's no knowing what ridiculous whim he will take up next" For Mr. Leigh had declined to ac cept the hospitalities of the court. "You always have such loads of company there, Antonio," said he, "and I prefer quiet. No I'll come up and see you. when the spirit moves me ; but I'll pitch my tent in this secluded dale. It will be better for real, steady work." For Kitty Ford's deep, liquid eyes still haunted his brain. "The prettiest girl I ever saw," he kept repeating to himself. "A pure spirit, dwelling in a lily like temple. I must see more of her; I must sketch her as 'Una.' " So be went back that night, just as the dew was falling and tbe whip-poor-wills were beginning to sing, and asked Aunt Jean if he could oc cupy the little room over the kitch en, where the brick chimney perked itself out, and tbe one little window looked directly into the boughs of the old pear tree. "Oh, I don't care," said good Aunt Jean. "It's Kitty that does the housework. She must decide the matter." "We are plain people, " said Kitty, involuntarily blushing ; "but" "Then I may came,'! said Ilorton Leigh. People were very much surprised when Horton Leigh brought a blue eyed country maiden to preside over his city mansion, the next fall. . But Kitty Ford, secure in her in nocent happiness, never knew how many tears Antonio Laughington had shed over her cousin's wedding card.. :. And Aunt Jean makes her boast that Kitty has "store carpets in ev ery one of her rooms and a carriage of her own." "He's a painter," said Aunt Jean to her friends. "Not a house painter, hut a picture painter. And he knows how to white wash a ceiling equal to Perkins Polk. I guess there ain't no fear but that he'll make his way in the world. Any way, Kitty loves him, and that's enough." Fishing aa a Fine Art. Horace Greeley was always going a-fishing, but he never went, and a busy life abruptly terminated. The tensioned cords which received no relaxation, suddenly snapped asun der. There . is no other diversion, perhaps, which affords so much re laxation for men of all nations, classes and ages of people, as fishing in all its various ways and methods. Some idea may be derived ef the large attention which fishing has re received, from the fact that the " Bibliothica Piscatoria," just pub lished, gives the names of 2,406 different volumes on fishing. Per haps the most interesting of all of these, next to Izaak Walton, is the volume soon to be brought out in this country, written by the late Da vid Foster, of Burton-on-Trent England, who gives vivid descrip tions of salmon, trout, and pike fish ing. The superiority of fly-fishing over all other systems of angling is, ke claims, universally acknowl edged. The ever-existing nature of surface fishing adds a zest to the sport, un known to the other branches of the art piscatorial. The high pitch of expectation experienced as the rising fish daintily " plop " off the insects around, extends a highly ex hilarating influence over both mind and body. The whole of the facul ties are thus concentrated in one focus, ever stimulating to still great er earnestness and efficiency. It is owing to these characteristics, this scope for science and skill, that this sport 'is and has been the chosen recreation of men of the greatest celebrity and the highest attain ments of modern times. Since tbe time of Walton the angler's skiil has advanced wondrously, while keen ness ot perception and wariness have developed amongst the deni zens of the liquid elements in a degree quite proportionate. Ihe adept at flying for trout, when at work in real earnest upon the banks of a well stocked stream, is a striking figure, exemplary of the true fisherman. . The gracefully erect though expectant attitude, the latter assumed upon the deliv ery of the fly, the slender pliable rod, the long floating line and the gossa mer gut, combine to constitute an ideal rodster.. v--..-..'- -A thorough command of the. rod and line is as essential and import ant as the wielding of the whip in the case ol a tandem or four-in- hand driver. The most skillful cast known in Europe wielded the whip ; we refer to the famous Royal coach man, Tom Bosworth ; Old Tom had in the early part of hia life,- driven three British Sovereigns, viz. : The Fourth George, the Fourth William, and finally, for a lengthened period, Her Majesty Uueen V ictoria. As a successful fisherman, Old Tom was unsurpassed. He would often fish in the wake of several rodsters, whose energy would exceed their skill, and would extract not infre quently three times their weight of hsh, by skiillully and carelully cast ing over the awkward and most un likely looking spots, which the majority of anglers would rarely think of trying. A favorite freak of his with the whip was to take the pipe from the teeth of a passing pe destrian by a carefully calculated whirl of the lash, and this aptitude was as remarkably exemplified, for a limited distance, in the use of the rod. Bosworth originated the Coach man Fly, so much appreciated lor night fishing. American AgricuUur id for Jfai. A Romantic Story. About thirty years ago a farmer residing in a township near Spring field, Ohio, named Maxwell, visited a deserted coal bank in the neigh borhood, attracted thither by 6heer idle curiosity. He stood at the slope opening for a time and then started to walk down it, when at the entrance to this dark and gloomy place he saw a bucket He picked it up, and soon there came from it the tender and suppressed cries of an infant He carried it to the light, and then after removing the wrap- f ings he saw a sweet little babe ooking into his eyes as if it wanted to say: " Please take pity on me. I am a poor little outcast without a home. Won't you take me out and love and take care of me?" Mr. Maxwell was a young married man with a large generous heart, and having then no children of his own he took the little waif home with him, and he and Mrs. Maxwell took care of it as parents love, their own children. The little foundling grew to be a beautiful and accomplished young lady, and she repaid her foster parents with an abundance of affec tion and tender devotion.' Twenty years had come and gone, when one day a young man called at the house of the Maxwells and declared that the babe found in tbe coal bank was his sister, and that he had come from a pleasant home in Iowa to see her, and if possible persuade her to return with him. Their mother had died a few months ago, and on her deathbed she told how she had hid the babe in the coal bank, and of Mr. Maxwell finding it, and all about it, and made a dying request that the family should hunt the child up and claim her. The Max wells were well pleased with the young man, and he remained with them several weeks. When he re turned to his western home he took his sister with him. He also took the promise of one of Mr. Maxwell's daughters that she, too, would share his home and fortune ere long This promise was kept It has been a. matter of wonder why women should kiss each other, but the reason is Bimple enough when yoa know it ' That is the only way they can stop each other from talking. eralG Coarttnf, Whenever a man goes courting, everybody seems to know all about it His demeanor tells the observant spectator the business he is intent upon. He just mightas well placard himself with the legend, " I go a courting." Every one is cognizant of it, and looks knowing, and asks him " if the northern lights were bright last night, say about 1 o'clock ?" and a score of other ques tions equally out of place. "We haye in our family at present, says a contemporary, " a young maa who is deeply we trust successfully engaged in courting ; and our warm est sympathies have been aroused for him.. When Sunday afternoon arrives it is plain to see that some thing is about to happen. Our young man is fidgety and non-communicative, and cannot sit in one place a half-minute at a time. He is continually interviewing his watch and comparing it with the old eight-day clock in the corner. He looks in the glass frequently and draws his forehead locks first back and then forward, and combs them up and puts them down, and is un satisfied throughout The smell of bayrum and bergamot is painlully apparent. When he shakes out his handkerchief musk is perceptible. His boots shine like mirrors'. There is a faint odor of cardamon seeds in hia breath when he yawns. He smoothes his budding moustache w;th affectionate pats, and feels his invisible whiskers continually, to make sure they are still there a fact wh'.ch is not established to out side observers by the sense of sight. He tries on all his stock of neckties without finding what is just the thing, and he has spasms of brush ing his coat that commence with violence, and lasts till one grows nervous for fear the broadcloth will never be able to stand it He de clines soup that day for dinner. He says it's because he doesn't feel hun gry, but we know it is because there are onions in it, and onnns, as every one knows, do not sweeten one's breath to any great extent If spoken to on a sudden he will start and blush, and looks aa guilty as if he had been caught stealing some thing ; and directly if one does not speak to him he goes back to the delightful occupation of staring at nothing, and waiting for the hour hand to creep around to seven. And at seven he sets forth, clean and tidy from tip- to toe, looking precisely as if he had just stepped out of a bandbox. Mother. A father talking to his careless daughter said : "I want to speak to you of yonr mother. It may be that you noticed a careworn look upon her face lately. Of course it has not been brought there by any act of yours, still it is your duty to chase it away. I want you to get up to morrow morning and get breakfast, and when your mother comes and begins to express her surprise, go right up to her and kiss her on the mouth. You can't imagine how it will brighten her dear face. Besides, you owe her a kiss or two. Away back, when you were a little girl, she kissed you when no one else was tempted by J'our fever tainted breath and bwoI en face. You were not as attractive then as you are cow. And through those years cf childish sunshine and shadows she was always ready to cure, by the magic of a mother's kiss, the little, dirty, chubby hands whenever they were injured in those first skirmishes with the rough old world. And then the midnight kiss es with which she routed so many bad dreams as she leaned above your restless pillow, have all been on interest these long, long years. Of course, she is not so pretty and kissable as you are, but if you had done your snare of work during the last ten years the contrast would not have been so marked. Her face has more wrinkles than yours, far more; and yet if you were sick that face would appear more beautiful than an angles as it hovered over you, watch ing every opportunity to minister to your comfort, and every one of those wrinkles would seem to be bright wavelets of sunshine chasing each other over the dear face. She will leave you one of these days. These burdens, if not lifted from her shoulders, will break her down. Those rough, hard hands, that have done so many necessary things for you, will be crossed upon her lifeless breast Those neglected lips that gave you your first baby kiss, will be forever closed, and those sad, tired eyes will have opened in eter nity, and then you will appreciate your mother; but it will be too late. 9 Josh Billings's Guide to Health. Never run in debt, not if you can find any thing else to run into. Be honest if you can, if you can't be honest, pray for help. Marry young, and if you make a hit don't brag about it Be kind to your mother-in-law, and if necessary pay her board at some good hotel. Bathe thoroughly once a week m soft water and castile soap, and avoid tight boots. Exercise in open air but don't saw wood until you are obliged to. Laugh every time you are tickled, and laugh once in a while anyhow Eat hash washing day and be thankful if you have to shut your eyes to do it Hold the baby half the time, aud always start the fire in the morning and put on the teakettle Don't Jaw back it only proves that you are as big a fool as the oth er fellows. Never borrow what you are able tb buy, always have some things j you won,t lend. Never get in a hurry; you. can walk a good deal further in a day than yon can run. .. Don't swear; it may convince you it is snre not to convince any others. If yon have daughters, let your wife bring them up. If she has com mon sense she can beat all your theory. . Who- knows what size bowl is re quired to drown care in? . : WHOLE NO. 1662. Butter Records of Jersey Cow. The Jersey and Guernsey cows naturally give milk Pof the richest quality, and the product in butter is not only large but in texture and flavor far superior to that from any other breed. The prices paid for bulla and heifers within the past two or three years have been very large, not because the cows are bet ter than they were before, but be cause the eagerness evinced by buy ers to procure certain strains has given an upward tendency to all. Jerseys are divided by reputation into several families of excellent an imals ; but although such distinction is made, it is due to individual ad miration of the descendants of such noted animals as Countess, Alphea, Pansy, Coomassie and others. So close has been the breeding of Jer seys that nearly all of them are re lated to each other, and so eager are breeders to infuse blood of certain strains into their herds that they breed indiscriminately so tar as re lationship is concerned, it being nothing uncommon for a bull to be the sire of a calf, the sire of its dam, and sometimes tf its grand dam also. The breeding together of brother and sister seems to invoke no opposition whatever, and while the system of breeding practiced has no doubt tended to fix the qualities of the sev eral families, and thereby enable them to more firmly transmit such to their offspring, yet it cannot be denied that the time will arrive when the injurious effects of such close in breeding will be manifested in the weakened constitutions and lack of hardiness. So far as the butter tests are con cerned much depends upon the sys tem of feeding. If the best cow of all was merely valued for that which she would produce in the shape of butter she would fall far below the prices paid, but her value extends in another direction. She is the re sult of a selection, and is made the foundation upon which to build still a higher grade of animals, her value then being beyond estimation. The ordinary firmer is liable to failure in attempting to reach the high rec ords attained by eminent Jersey cows, for the tests are only made un der the most favorable conditions, but the farmer can make a very de cided improvement in his herd of cows with the use of bulla of this breed, even with those that sell for low figures. . The best butter records are those of Jersey Belle of Scituate (Countess family,) which produced 25 pounds and 3 ounces in one week; Alphta, 24 pounds 8 ounces Value (Pansy family,) 24 pounds 4 ounces ; Mollie Garfield, 22 pounds 12 ounces : Bom- ba, 21 pounds 12 ounces, and Euro- tas, 22 pounds 7 ounces. Eurotas gave 88 pounds iu thirty-one days, and in one year her yield was 778 pounds. There are many other cows that have made records all the way from 10 pounds up to 20, and such yields are no longer regarded as extraordinary. The results are evidences of what careful breeding will do, and say what we may against the injudicious system of in breeding which has been practiced, it cannot be denied that improve ment has overbalanced the mistakes. The Jerseys are small, delicate, deer-like cows, with soft, velvety skin and well defined escutcheons. They mature early and come in profit before they are two years old. They are not adapted for beef pro duction, nor do they present a full round appearance, but for the spec ial purposes to which they are in tended have no equal. Setting Ont Vegetable Plants. I haye a neighbor who grows plants of cabbage, celery tomato, pepper, etc., for sale. One rainy day in May people come under stream ing umbrellas to get the plants they wish to set out It "fashes" me to see how they mismanage. It is all very well for the plants to be carried in the rain, if they can be set out with out maring the leaves or hardening the ground; but very often the tender tomato, and even egg-plants are taken along in the cold rain to be set out at the same time as the others. Of course they lose color or change color, showing thit growth has stopped, and once Btopped it does not recover in time to gain the benefits of the fine weather of early June. The plants become too sick to grow, and never make any good re turns. I notice a few but a slowly increasing number of persons who plant before the rain, when a tramp ling of tbe bed does good instead of harm, making the fine mold still finer. They cany their plants in a bucket with a little water covering the roots. Well filled with this water they do not wilt even in sun shine, if the ground is so fine as to close up well around the roots : the sunshine on the con try starts growth promptly ; new roots quickly issue in the fine, humid soil, and growth goes on almost unchecked. A great advantage of this method is that no leaves are soiled by being handled with muddy fingers nor are the stems bent and strained by being carried by the neck or waist, bead and feet hanging and swingging about Some of the more painstak ing and successful use the excellent precaution of laying paper or leaves, tr rags, or slate, or glass, like a little patch of carpet, upon the soil around each plant and then watering from a can with a fine rose. This secures a rinsing and cleansing of the leaves while no splash is thrown against them, and tbe surface close around them is not hardened or crusted, yet is gradually made moist by the wa ter soaking inward from the edge of this mulcb. In this way, too, the soil remains moist as well as loose. The firs) care in transplanting should be to prevent the plant from flagging, by keeping it growing on ; planting it when the air conditions are most favorable to its constitution as, usual ly, about Jane 1 to 10, for tomatoes, eta, and 10 to 18 for egg-plants. . Money is called a great circulating medium because men have to circu late lively to get a 'medium amount of it . - Keep yeast in wood oi glass j&rs. A Story From Cramp. Mr. Crump, the Stewart at the White House during General Gar field's administration, and one of the most faithful nurses, is now keeping a dining room in the old club house building on New York avenue, in this city. He tells many interesting reminiscences of President Garfield's last illness, one of which is ol the day when the President first asked for a glass of cold water. Crump re lates that the physicians had forbid den him water, but the poor uau begged so hard and so pitiful like that I had frequently to leave the room to keep from violating the doc tor's orders. When he found that pleading would not serve his ends, then he assumed n authoritative tone, and I instantly became deaf. Then he tried persuasion and cajol ing ; but I would'nt weaken until he suddenly called me to him in a low voice, and, with tears in his eyes, said : "Crump, would you refuse a dy ing man a drink of water?" "No, Mr. President, but you are not dying." "But, Crump," he added feebly, "if you do not give it to me I wiil die, and he closed his eyes. I couldn't stand that, and I couldn't disobey the doctors.. But somehow or another, I just set a glass of spring water on the table by his bed, and went to the window ; and, hang me, when I returned if the glass wasn't empty, and the President wanted to know, with a smile, what I meant by tantalizing him by placing a glass with no water in it within his reach and he so thirsty. However, he never asked for any more that day, and I am certain if he did drink that water it did him no harm." Not Insulted. "That man to whom you sent me insulted me," said a young drum mer, who had only been a few weeks in the business to his trainer in a large house in the city. "Insulted you," reiterated the trainer, with an expression of con tempt almost sufficient to make the novice sink into the floor. "Were you never insulted ?" tim idly responded the young drum mer. "Never, sir ; not even during the period of my novitiate, which pass ed through very rapidly, and I have been twenty years in the business." "Ihatisvery strange," said the drummer. "Very strange if you don't under stand it," ferociously observed the old drummer. "I have been often badly abused. I have been ordered feremptorily to leave the premises, have been frequently knocked down for standing on the ordtir of my going, and several times I have been unceremoniously kicked down stairs ; but," lie continued, gazing fiercely and triumphantly at the younc; man, "I have never been in sulted. The moment a drummer feels himself insulted he is no long er fit for business." Was Not Up In Church Music The tenor of a Boston church choir rose to express his regrets that the clergy, as a rule, know so little of music, and told this little anecdote as an illustration of the prevailing ignorance. - "One Sunday morning a minister Bent me a hymn written in a metre which did not fit any tune at my disposal. There was just time for me to rush to his room and ask him to change the hymn. "Why?" asked he, evidently a noyed. "Because, sir," I replied, "there i3 not a tune in our collection of the same metre as thia hymn." "Is that all, sir?" he asked with great dignity; "then why, may I ask, do you net sing a tune in some oth er metre?" As when She was Young. "I have used Parkers' Hair Bal sam and like it better than any similar preparation I know of," writes Mrs. Ellen Perry, wife of Rev. P. Perry, of Coldbrook Springs, Mass. ' My hair was almost entirely gray, but a dollar bottle of the Bal sam has restored the softness, and the brown color it had when 1 was young not a single gray hair left Since 1 began applying the Balsam my hair has stopped falling out, and I find that it is a perfectly harmless and agreeable dressing." Lupixgtos, Mich Feb. 2,1880. I have sold Hop Bitters for four years, and there is no medicine that surpasses them for bilious attacks. kidney complaints and many dis eases incident to this malarial cli mate. II. T. Alexander. A Nibble of Salt. If horses, cattle, and sheep could have salt for them to lick or nibble at all times as they desired, while in stable yard, or pasture, they would escape various diseases and be more thrifty and useful than when de prived of it, or even given irregular ly. Swine and poultry are better for having a little pure brine mixed up with their food. Since we have made this a regular practice, we have never lost an animal from disease of anykind, and only a few fowls, and these later would not have become sick, had they not unfortunately got at an uncovered sink hole, where they picked out bits of decompos ing bread and vegetables, a small quantity of which had got there from the dish-water. The rock salt that comes in large lumps, and may be bought at low rates by the ton, is excellent for live stock. Boxes for this salt may be arranged by the sides of the mangers and in the pas ture. They will need filling at dis tant intervals. Be Had Two Balls la His Stomach. He nnt them there because it was the fashion at his boarding house, they were cod fish balls. But the boarders found that putting too many codfish balls in their stomacs proaucea ays pepsia, especially when washed down with salt mackerel and tough steak. Had they not found that Perry Davis's Pain Killer cured dys nensia. their boarding house fare would have killed them An early marriage subdues the mild energy of the boy; soothes tbe feeling of the girl, educates both and generates sure unhappiness. A happy wife is like Christian charity a rarity. What causes wives to be ucnappy i iwarriage bondage. TfiA rWil 'a not so black but what some people who claim to be white manage to resemble him very close ly. i !