U U ,TII tom (8toc good. Lctorr Somerset Herald! Ijs of PubUcation. trj Wednesday nwmln at Mid la tdmm J otherwise r , . m t. dlswmtmued mntfl nil ..ni ,., L0 paid Post- . r a taka oat L at wMB nwr"- r a- InMMT U .idg-ivosstno ; proseatefflo. Address The Somerset lieraia, Somerset, Fa. n W.BKISECKER, ATTOKNEY-ATLAW IhudotmL Pa. ,..talr. to Ooot Boerlu' Block. , KIMMEL, ATrOKKEYAT-CAW, Somerset, Pa. "kooser. ATTOENEY-ATLAW, Somerset, Pa. r;E R. scull, ' ATTUENEY-AT-LAW, Somerset P a. TeNPSLEY. 5" ATTOENEYAT LAW, Somerset, P Tl'FNT ' ATWRNEV.AT-I.AW, Somerset, Pens a. i. (.TLL. ATTOKXEY-AT-LAW. Somerset, Pa. I prITTS, J ATTOKSEY-AT-LAW, Somerset, Pa. .p-walt taMammota woca. . ., House. All'bcslness entrust- VtSrf-wtl ' promptness .and ryWTH. W. H. EITPKL. TROTH . rrw it X. PTTPPEL. tt.iRNEYS-ATLAW. entrusted to their care will b ,0 Bi- . T L C. COLBORK. rCRX & COLBORN, "1A .rroRNEYS-AT-LAW. Counties. Surrey- SSSim. duonreaonabl.terai. M 0 KIMMEL, ATTORKEV-ATXAW, Somerset, Pa. .. i , ,1! fruines enlroirted M till cmre , T'ny " Main Cross Wjeel f rnv F. SCHELL, I Arn)RNEV-AT law, a p.un Asrent, Somerset, Pa. fi"Smai'to Black. lAl.EXTIN'E HAY, C-.e. Ci.mMt P Will lne ioJ naety . H II.-UHL. ATTORNEY AT LAW Somerset, Pa, :-rrmr!lT sttend to all t,"t,,.en'"ut, 1 M..irt dvmiidoneolleclloni, Ac. Ul- "iAlUlB"Vll BlllMlDS. (.;. OGLE. ATTORN EY-AT-LAW, Somerset Pa tff.ir! bn'tnfM entrBtxl to mj care at i w witt jrumi'tiie and fidelity. riLLIAM H. KOOXTZ. ATTUKPf Ei -AT-tJi , Somenet, l a-. I U rn pnpt attention to bnrineai etitrnft- , la rHHnwm mr"" a Pnntlnf Houe kow. vMES L. PUOH. ATTORN EY-AT-LAW. Somenet. Pa. w.M.Binotli Block, np ftaln. Entrance, - i-rm ftmt. Oollectloni made, eciatei 1 ntlM eximlne.l, and all leiral baalaesi ! to with j,romj'tne and Ddellt. L BAER. ATTOKNEY-AT-LAW. Somenet, Pa i; mrtlof In Somerset and a4Klnln eonntlea tm entrofted to him will be promptly A. oeo to. AAC IlIT.l'S. ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Somernet, Pens a. hKSSIS MEYERS. It ATTtiRNEy-AT-LAW '. Itl boidiw entrnrted to hiPcaraviUbe v.iro ti' with inni'nriw and Bdellty. ; Mammoth liluck next Oner to Bofd k' U.-Tt. rt HOWARD WYNNE, M. D. jo j;.vrow.v. MHt.rfih.rM Vat- KiM uid Throat. wuJ and 1 irluiv prurtire. H"ur, to a iBikcr a trreen I'.uick, zv m ot- lU. WILLIAM COLLINS. DENTIST, SOMERSET, PA. i ' tiHaanotli Block, above Bord'i lrog btr h iu at all time be finnJ prepar- 1. do all kuuli m work, rach af tl limit rera I .nr. citrvimi . ae. Anlbcial teeth of allklnda "I im ben kaurlal tnaerted. UieraUonJ arranted. ARUEM. HICKS. .4 JVSTlCE OF THE PEACE, Somenet, Penn'a. 'AMES 0. KIERXAN. M. D. tea- ' drr Itf ro(it1J aprrlce lo the ctt!ent ol i r.,i Th-ml'Y. Uf raa be louad at ir i.lrtw ot M father oa Main otreet ur at the etiT Hrnrr liralaker. I KIMMELI. B.B. IUXME1X. E. M. KIMMELL A SON 'nirt their DroleMiona! aerricef to the dtl. v' S Erixt ami rlclnitv. One of the mem- U urm caa at aluniea, vnlew proJwt-io-P r uael. he l.iund at their iofhoa. on Main l-Nt. eut U the liiamond. H. J. K. MILLER hug perma- omtiy letwtMl Id tierlla for the nractloe ot pc-tettioa. moe ufuatt Uharlea Kiwton aw. tl Tn-U. H. BRUBAKER Anders his Li ':Tu("t-l errrioM to the rlUacna f Bom '"''. tirnre In reatdenee on Main ul the Mamuod. if) W M. R A U C II tenders his . f"'c"lotial anricei to tke etUaeai of Soa- IVIOIIV . wtiwHK of Wayne A Ilerkeblle'i re store. li. A. G.MILLER, physician kstKGEon, r H enlia) bj tetter or otherwaa. D ,TL JOHN BILLS. DEKT1ST. 'W ahor Htery HttDrjt nore, Main Cran '"et, buaotnet. Pa. ' QIAMOND HOTEL, Ti TOYSTOWN. l'ENN'A. ;---rnui lurcitnre. whlrb iiu made It a rrTT 'irahl, n11,:OK ,,u k? the trearltna; pablie. w D1 r,"",' cannot be rarpeiwed, all l- ", wun a larere pntitie hall attached 'ft! eWli).n. asm I at Ik. " 5 pntct, b; Uc week, day or meal. SAMVELCt'STER, Proa, k. E. Oor Diamond Sioyaunr .Pa WANTED Teeannmror tkw-aleef i 't ano ornamental Trees. Sbrat. Vtnea, r i eaperienoe reqaireo. vtooa nu- .it ezuwte paid. Addrett, J. H. Bow den A Co., Socbrtlrr, K. Y. CHARLES HOFFMAN, Nil til 111 JET tTTLES Cfi LOWEST PEm SUlSFACWHGUmKTUD. lEBCBJU urnt) r 1 ae VOL. XXXI. NO. 40. Frank M. Hay. ESTABLISHED 34TEARS. II .A. B :r, o s , WHOLESALE Tin, Copper anil Mini fare Maif y, Xo. 2S0 Washington Street, Johnstown, Pa. A2E PEEPASID TO CPFE2 RANGES, STOKES and At Prices Less than any other House in Western Pennsylvania. Special attention ra.M ts Jobbing lo Tin. OalTunlied Iron and Sheet-Imn, Putfar Pan, Steam Pipe, Hot-Ail Pli. Koonne;, Spoutin;, Stack! of aaces. Ertimates (firen and Wtrk done oy nrsi-ciafs iecuanic ooiy. iwn mi m Johnstown Ck Sj wars' Anti-Dust Cook, Excelsior Pcnn. In Himte-Farnithliis; Ooods we otier Coal Vim. Toilet b.u. Ilread Cloecu, Cake Uoxea, Cliamler-Fai Knives and Forks (common ml ulnted! ikmin silver Sihjoos. liritnnnU Mnons: Tea Trars. Line.1, Iron and Ensuneled Wares Hmss and Oopper Kettles, Meat broilers. Oyster liruilcrs, E:; Beaters, six dittereut klnd. Dread toasters. Plated Britannia and Wire Castors, Iron Stands, Fire Irons, and everything or Ware nee Jed in the Couklnif lK-partment. An exeTienc of thirty-three yean In bosinese here ena bles ns to meet the wants ol this cwimunitT in oar line, with a txl article at a low price. All tkms so!d WAKKANTEl A'i KEI'K ESENTED or the money relnnded. tlali and seethe Wares; pet in-tees before purchaslnsr : no trouble to show arofxis. fersons eommenclns; House-Keeping will save 2 percent, bv lUTii n their ootnt tnn ns. Nereltants sellicir goods In our line shorld send for Wholesale Price List, or call and pet Quotations or enr Wares. Aswe have no apprentices all our work Is Warranted to be ot the best quality at lowest price. To save mouey call on or send to HAT BOS.,X6.2SO Washington Street Johnstown. Penn'a. HERE IS THE PLACE! J. M. HOLDERB AUM 1 SONS NO. 4 BAER'S BLOCK, A Complete Assortment of GENGRAL MERCHANDISE consisting of STAPLE and FANCY DRY GOODS! A Large Assortment of DRESS GOODS AND NOTION! MENS', BOY'S & CHILDREN'S CLOTHING! HATS ,BOOTS CARPETS & Queensware, Hardware, Glassware, GROCERIES. All Kinds of Window Blinds Umbrellas, satcneis ana xrunKs, nurns, -ouiuji. Bovrls,. Tubs, Buckets, Baskets, Toledo Pumps, Farm Bells, Corn Plant ers and Plows, Cultivators, and WAGONS! TIIE JIOLAXD CHILLED PLOW, Tlic CJLUIPIOX The CJLUIPIOX Gil A With Detachable Fertilizer. THE BEST OF EVERYTHING AT J. M. HOLDERBAUM & S0NS'r SOMERSET, PENN'A. C00LEY CREAMERS. ' Ms.le in FOFH STYLES, all su f I.iry r l"ctory uhc. Tiieir fui'rioriiy demon stralt. H heir sinrceas wltnont a parallel. . 1'bey are Reu Sxnnrnrn. Five ;M Medal, and Seven silver .ledala for auyn. Tltv. Isk Lkmi lea. Make hrmH BirrrrK DtVIS W S CHURKS. tUREM BtlTTTH WORKERS t WATERS. ana nui mirw iu,ir " j .npptte". rnd nnsta) for areuiar. and tixtinMaulala. ,1. 1-aKSJ KaWtiltt Ul., a"""" "i FASHIONABLE CUTTER & TAILOR, Harinar had many years experlem. in all branches of he Tailoring bus iness 1 guarantee Satisfaction to all who may call up on me and favor me with their pat rooaite. Yours, Ac, mm wa. m. nocnsTETi.ER Somersed Pa. rnartl SOMERSET COUHTY BAKK ! (EST.VBLISHF.l) 1877.) CHAELES. I. EAKISON, M. J PEITTS. President. Cashier. Collections made In all paru of the Vnlted States. . CHAEGE5 ElVUtiOAliu. Parties wlsbins: to s-nd money West can be ae ..mtuodated by draft on New York in any sum. IXillCCIM'Ur Wsvir win. ' , . 1 ..i 1 Ur...AW a,ml l-salnalilfaa mawnrtl DOUCnl DU puim. byuoeot IHebold'f wlfbrfttJ i.tes. With x Sr- ACCOUNTS SOLICITED. AaTAll le al holidays oberred.- decT AlbtA. Hochx. J. Soorr Wad. HORNE & WARD, rori!RMta to EATON & BROS. SO. 27 FIFTH AYESITE, PITTSBURGH, PA. SPRrNTGr, 1882. NEW GOODS F7ESY SAT SZCIALTHS 1st Er.breissries, Uces, Millinery, WhiU God rliad kerchieft, Dress Trlaia-isjt, Hosiery, tkwes, Corsets, Maslta tad sterlai lsdsn.ur, 1 hstt' ad Chiidras's Ooraiag. Fsscy Geods, Yarea, Zaahyrs, "fe rial i of AO Kiads for FANCY WORK, Gsnlx' MM Gflft 6a, k Ticararaxaa t aa racrvriiT olic" KrORDtBSBr MAIL ATTESDFO T0WITB CtUK AKD DISPATCH. ar TTX O m nn, rl I aweepln by re U j V 12 belor yow die, f P I 4Btain mlKflty ad niv X JJ KJ JL Umo lea itehtad U aoav ouev tiaa. ..a vms lai tow b '. - btrreo. Norlsa Kvorvthin new. Capital not repaired. W will furaish yoo .vexythiu. Maay are snakinsr ssrtBoca. Ladle make as mack ss anern, and boys and srlrls make rraat pay. koadar. If you. want basiaess at wksra yea can make Croat pay all th time. writ, for porticwiars to H. Baixjsn A UoPurtlaasl, Main. HI j ab l, r Johxi B. Hay AND RETAIL HOUSE-FURNISHING GOODS III GENERAL Engines, and all work pertaining to (X-uar ror- AND SHOES ! OIL CLOTHS ! and Fixtures, Wall Papers, 3J01VER Jb REAPER, IX SEED DRILL, EDWARD ALCOTT, MiKrACTX EKB awn DKALIK IK LUMBER! OAK FLOORING A SPECIALTY OFFICK A.VI FACTORY : URSINA, SOMERSET CO., PA. jyl2-iy PATENTS obtalnetl.and all business In the V. 8. Patent ( Wire, or In the Court attended to lor K00ERA 1 1 FEES. We are opposite the TJ. 8. Patent Ofloe, en STMred in PATENT BUSINESS EXCLUSIVELY, and can obtain ) stents In less Ume than loose remote from WASHINGTON. "When model or drawing- Is sent we ad rise as to patentability free el charee: and we make NO Charge unless we obtain patent. We refer, here, to the Postmaster, the SnpL of the Money Onler Irtvislon, and to officials of th. V. S. PaU-nt (Ki.ce. For circular, advice, terms, and relerence to actual clien'.t in your own State or county, address C. A. SNOW & CO.. Opposite Patent Otflee, Washlntrten. I. C. A a Blood Purl, her tbi ined icine Is blirhlv recom a. mended for all masnef of chronic or o 1 d standina; complaints, Lrnp Umis of the skin, each as Plmplea, Blotches and Rashes. Rlna- "N Worms, Totter, SalKbeum.Scald Head, Srofnla or K I I K I - fcvll, R kve last ism, Pain In the flonea. Side a ad, Head, and all diseases arlslns; frou; Im- on parity ef the blood. With this rare medicine in your house yea en .In without Salts. Castor Oil. Citrate of Mir- nesia, Senna or Manna, and soon the whole of them, and what IS netter. it may o laaen wun aalety and eomlort by the most delicate woman, as we'll as by the rrust man. It Is very pleasant to the taste, therefore easily administered to enil. dren. It is the oniy vegetable remeay existins; which will answer in place 01 eaiomei. refruiaunsr the action of the liver without making yon a Hie lonr victim to the as oi mercury or oi.e puis. It willopea the ooweis in a proper ana wnoieevme manner. There Is nothing like Fahmey's Blood Clean er tor the cure of all disorders or the Stomach, Liver. Howels. Kidneys and Bladder: for nervous disease. Headache, Ooetlveww. Iadirestkm, Bilious Fever, and all derangements ol the In ternal vtoera. As a fcmaie regulator It has BO equal In the world. Ad uanr of prevent tost la worth mora than a pouiMi M care." The Psaacaa will not csut curs: old staodins; ana malic Banc complaints, but if on of the best preventatives of Srich Oisonlsrs over onered to the world. Yow eon avoid- aeveso at tarks of acute disease, savh as Cholera, Small, poa. Typhotd. Illlt. u. Spotted and Intermittent Fevers, bv keeplnc yevr Wood purlnsd. Th. dltlerent d'eirrees of ail sueh disease depead al Uher upon the eonlttlof the blood. . Me sore to ask lor FaHnxar'n Blood Cl-aax. a on Pawacaa, as there are several other prep, arations In the market, the names of which are somew hat similar. Dr.. Geo. G. Shively& Co., Successors to Fahmey' Bros. A Oo MAXVFACTVREKS AND PROPK rETORS, marJs WiTiBano, Pa. DMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE. tstat of Joseph Rnoad. lata of Jonner Tcsm 'iMp, bomerset county, Pa., dec'a. Lrttm of adsUnitlratifa ca tha boy aflat bavins; been srranld to th wnderslirned by the proper authority, notice I hereby aivea to all persons Indebted to aaW estate to make tmmedl at payment and those bavins: claims airaicat the mmeta tweecnt them duly eatlieettoaled lor ae. Uemect. on Saturday, May 1. Moa, at the reel oenceofthe deoeased. Lyj BZRKKY, aWr ,prlU Adminsstrator. Bom DRKAM LIFK. Listen, friend, and I will tell yon, Why I sometime, aeem so glad, Then, without a reason changing, Soon become so grave and sad. ITalf my lfe I live a beggar. Ragged, helpless, and alone ; But the other half a monarch, With my courtiers round my throne. Half my life is full of sorrow, Half of joy, still fresh and new : One of these lives is a fancy. But the other one is true. While I live and feast on gladness. Still I feel the thought remain, This must won end nearer, nearer. Conies the life of grief and pain. While I live a wretched betfgar. One bright hoi my lot can cheer Soon, soon, thou shall have thy kingdom, Brighter hours are drawing near. So you sec my life is two-fold Half a pleasure, half a grief ; Thus all joy is somewhat tempered, And all sorrow finds relief. Which you ask me, is the real life, Which the dream the joy or woe ? Hush, lrind. it Ls little matter, And indeed, I never know. IrJSTKOYIXG A WILti. On the death of Colonel Laking, no one was more surprised at his not having left a will than Mr. Al fred Laking, his nephew and heir-at-law. That gentleman had the best reas ons for knowing that his uncle was not well disposed towards him in fact, the Colonel had refused to have anything to do with him for some years past. lhe trutn was that Aitred leaking had once been guilty of an act of meanness, which his uncle never forgave, and therefore the fortu nate heir had not expected to benefit by his uncle's death. But even outsid ers, who knew nothing of the cause of the estrangement between the Col onel and his nephew, were amazed at the old gentleman dying intestate. He had so frequently expressed his determination of preventing .his nephew from succeeding to his prop erty and had made so many wills at different times with that object that his intestacy caused universal as tonishment Itwas generally sup posed that his somewhat sudden death had frustrated his testamenta ry intention, or else that, at the last moment, he bad realized the force of the old adage that blood is thick er than water, and had been content to permit his) nephew to inherit it in the ordinary course of law. But while Mr. Alfred Laking re ceived the congratulations of his friends with equanimity, and appa rently acquiesced in the general opinion that he was a very lucky in dividual, he did not by any means feel secure of his inheritance. For the first few manths after his uncle's death he was perpetually haunted by the dread that his elab orate precautions would be thrown away ; but when a yearliad passed he began to breathe more freely. The chances were he thought, that if a will existed, it would have turn ed up by this time, or else it would probably rot away in its hiding place. Thus bv degrees the phantom con jured up by his pusillanimous im agination became less appalling; until one day his anxiety was re vived by a very ominous incident A shabbily dressed, middle aged man called upon him and said he had an important communication to make. He gave the name of Crumbcr, and Alfred Laking then re membered that he was a clerk in the office of the solicitor whom he had employed to wind up his uncle's es tate. 1 his circumstance seemed re assuring, for Alfred Laking natural ly supposed the man had been sent with some message from his master relating to business matters. "I presume Mr. Baker asked you to call ?" he said, nervously. "No, sir. The fact is I left Mr. Baker's office some months ago. I am at present in another situation," he replied. "What is your business, then?" inquired Mr. Laking, with increased uneasiness. , "I suppose we are quite alone, sir, and cannot be overheard ?" said the man mysteriously, "You can speak out, though I can not imagine what you have to say that is so important," returned Mr. Laking, glancing to ee that the door was closed. "When I left Mr. Baker's office I took a situation with another solicit or," Baid Crumber, lowering his voice. "The Gentleman lam now with is Mr. Mayne, of Lincoln's inn fields. I don't know whether you ever heard of him, sir." Alfred Laking stared, and turned deadly pale. He happened to know his uncle had consulted this gentleman pro fessionally at a comparatively recent date, and he therefore instinctively guessed the nature of the revelation in store for him. "No! I never heard of Mr. Mayne, and I don't believe my uncle did," he replied- Vell, sir, you see your uncle did not always consult you about his affairs," returned Crumber, rather disrespectfully. aAt any rate, he knew Mr. Mayne, who prepared a will for him shortly before he died, sir." "How do you know ?" demanded Alfred Laking, too startled to conceal hi agitation.' ' "Because, I've seen it I've not only seen it, but I've read it Your name isn't mentioned in that will, Mr. Laking," said the man with a grin. "A very fine story," said Alfred Laking, with a forced laugh. "Pray, how is it that Mr. Mayne has never written to inform me of the alleged will?" "Because, in the first place, I !oubt if he is aware of the Colonel's death ; but, if he is, has probably forgotten that the Colonel left his will with him, for his memory isn't what it was, said hp. I dont believe a word of what yon 6ay," he cried, suddenly rising from his seat and confronting the unwelcome visitor. "Your story is a tissue of talsehoods." "I was afraid you might think so, (BIS ESTABLISHED, 1837. SOMERSET, PA., WEDNESDAY. sir, so I ventured to bring this will with me," said the man. "What 1 you have actually stolen it?" cried Alfred Laking. "I have it here, anyway," return ed Crumber, coolly, as he produced a document from his pocket "I can put it back where I took it from within an hour. Of course, it is no earthly U3e to me "r Let me see it," said Alfred Lak ing, in a hoarse voice, seating him self in his chair again. ; Crumber unfolded the document and glanced at it, apparently reflect ing whether it would bf wise to part with it But after a pause he laid it on the desk, saying : "I'm treating you like a gentle man, sir, you must promise to return it to me." j "Yes, yes," said Alared Laking, stretching out his hand impatiently. Some moments elapsed before the agitated gentleman CQa?fri compose himself sufficiently toake in the contents of the will. Heiirst turned to the final page, whidb bore the i signature of the testatorand the at testing witnesses. I So far as he could Juge, the sig natures were genuine, ind the doc ument had evidently baen prepared several months ago, thejf dges of the paper being discolored nd the ink faded. It was dated a few weeks be fore Colonel Laking's -death, and was, therefore, in all provability the last will he had. made! When he came to read it carefully, Alfred Laking's lingering hopfe that the document might ba Ibrgery was quickly dispelled. f From internal evidence it was un doubtedly genuine, the names of va rious persons and place being men tioned which no Strang could have fabricated. The Colon! appeared to have left his property to some distant relatives, subject to a few charitable bequests. . Tote nephew's name was not mentioned, and an eld military friend was appointed exec utor. Alfred Laking read the will over two or three time, keeping his face concealed from Crumber, who mani fested a good deal of impatience. At length he aroused himself from his unpleasant reflections, folded up the fatal document, and fixed a half frightened, half defiant gaze upon his visitor. . ... . "What do you propos to do with this ?" he said, nervously "Well, sir, that depends upon you," replied Crumber. t' If you ad vise me to put it back aaid remind the governor of it, well and good." But Alfred Laking didnot hasten to advise this straightforward course. He kept silent for a long time, fidg eting nervously with the document he held in his hand, and at length Crumber spoke, i'You see, sir, nobodf knows-tsf . the will but you and me. Suppos inJ n-iA 2nrktm- I ing we were to throw it upon the fire yonder, who would be the wiser ?" "How dare you suggest tuch a thing?" cried Alfred Laking, with a ?how of virtuous indignation. "It would be a criminal offense." "I suppose you wouldn't split on me, 6ir, if I was to do it," suggested Crumber in a whisper. "The fact is, sir, I'm thinking of emigrating. I don't mind the risk. Give me a thousand pounds and the trick is done." It was a sudden determination, taken half in desperation and ha,f from sheer fright The will was de stroyed, and early the next morning Cumber started for America from Liverpool with 1,0CX) in gold in his pocket Alfred Laking went and saw him off, having in fact, declined to hand over the money until he was safely on board the ship. Upon his return to London, feeling in spite of his misgiving, more re lieved and light hearted than he had been since his uncle's death, his ex huberant spirits received a sudden check in consequence of the receipt of a letter from Mr. Mayne, which ran thus : Lixcols's-Ixn-Ftelds. Sir : I formerly acted profession ally for your late uncle, Colonel Lak ing, and shall be glad if you will give me a call at your earliest convenience on a matter 6f importance. Yours faithfully, J.no. D. Mayne. Accordingly he presented himself at Mr. Mayne's office the morning after receiving the letter, looking very pale and nervous, though mak ing every effort to appear at perfect ease. "I wrote to you, Mr. Laking," said the old lawyer, when thev had j exchanged greetings, "because I have reason to believe that you received a communication from & man named Crumber ?" "Xo," murmured Alfred. II is answer appeared to cause Mr. Mayne some surprise, for the old gentleman stared at him through his spectacles for a second or two, and then said, sharply: "Name of Crumber. The man was a clerk in mv office until quite re cently." Certainly not," repeated Alfred -y -. .vp...- fcfe.?!J!! :vi'a.r was a miseraoie iaiiure. mere was a. quiver in his voice, and his eyes instinctively sought the carpet "A-hera 1" coughed Mr. Mayne, in an unpleasantly significant manner. "The fact is, your uncle made a will i shortly before be died, which he letV in my charge ; but a few days later I he called and revoked it He gave as his reason that he did not wish his animosity against you to contin-1 ue after his Vleath." . , ' ' "Y'ou don't say thatl" exclaimed Alfred Laking, with a,start of genu- j ine surprise. - "He revoked the will by tearing off the signatures on the last page, continued the lawyer, still looking his visitor in the face, "and the mu tilated document being of course, mere waste paper,-was tied to the draft and .put away in an old press. This man Crqmber, whoopi 1 dis phurged a few weeka go for dishon? esty, seems to have purloined the mutilated document, and thinking that he might meditate atUrtpting to impose upon you, I oonbeivwd it to be my duty to . .warn you. il might, for instance, havermttored the last page by means of forgery, and Vi I 'i APRIL 25. 1883. passed off the will upon you as valid and subsisting." "The infernal scoundrel 1" cried Alfred Laking, violently, forgetting his caution, when he thought of his thousand pounds. ' "Yes, I'm afraid he is that," said the lawyer, dryly. "So you see, Mr. Laking, it was kindness thrown away on your part to take the trouble to send him oif from Liverpool yes terday. I wish you a good morning, sir." Aq Indian Winter Game. The boys of the United States and Canada are indebted to the Indians for a number of their most interest ing sports. But while many of their games are well known, the Indians still have others peculiar to them selves, and with which even their near neighbors are but slightly ac quainted. Throwing the snow snake is one of the latter. The snow snake, or ka-whant, as it is called in the Onondaga dialect, is made on the principle of a sleigh runner, and consists of a long hick ory pole or stick, with a slight up ward curve and point at one end, while the other is provided with a small notch. The under side is made flat and smooth, 60 as to slip easy over the snow or ice. upon which, when skillfully thrown, it will slide for a long distance. To make it glide still more easily, the under surface is waxed and rubbed with a pieoe of cloth until beautiful ly smooth and polished. The point ed end is furnished with a tip of lead er solder, sometimes of a fancy design. The length and weight of the snow snake varies in proportion to the strength of the person for whose use it is intended. Those mude for young boys are not more than four or five feet long, while for larger 0038 and young men they range from six to eight feet in length. They are made somewhat tapering, being larg est nearer the curved end, where they arc usually about an inch or an in inch and a quarter in width; while they diminish gradually un til, at the notched end, the width is not more than five-eighth or three quarters of an inch. In throwing, the ka-whant is held at the smaller end by the thumb and first and sec ond fingers. At the Indian Reservation in Onondaga county, New York, where the winters are long pnd usu ally severe, the snow snake is agreat favorite, and a continuous source of amusement As soon as the jingle of the bells is heard along the frozen highway, and the runners of the heavy "bobs" and woodsieighs have furrowed the roads with deep, pol ished grooves, the Indian boys are -! f. k)Tkmri new y a cl at rrVa a in hmtt tVartiea. throwini? the ka-whAnt uul. luiiuwiui: mu i oii.il: 1 a la 111 . . . . ... in the deep ruts, which it follows through every curye, skipping over the lumps of ice and other inequal ities, more like a living creature than a plain hickory stick, and suggest ing at once the very appropriate name of the snow snake. Although the beaten roadway is usually pre ferred,the snow snake may be thrown in almost any situation where the snow is firm. The game, as generally played, is merely a trial of skill between the pla3'ers. A line being drawn to mark the starting point, the players step back a few paces. Each grasps his snow snake, runs forward in his turn to the mark, and, with a vigor ous sweep of his arm, sends it slid ing and dancing over the snow with the swiftness of an arrow. Each snow snake bears its owners mark, an arrow, cross or star, so that he readily recognizes it, and he whose missile is farthest in advance is de clared the winner. In this way a regular champion is chosen. The distance that these contrivances are thrown is almost incredible, skillful players sometimes making casts of nearly a quarter of a mile. Should any of our readers attempt this game, they must not be surpris ed or discouraged if, at the first few trials, their snow snakes stick their heads through the crust and disap pear in the powdery enow beneath, instead of sliding along the surface in the proper way. By digging along for a a distance of from twenty to fifty feet, the tticks may usually be discovered, while the slight diffi culties of the art can s6on be over come by a little practice and experi ence. St. Nicholas. Mistakes or Ufe. Somebody has condensed the mis takes of life, and arrived at the con clusion that there are fourteen of them. Most people would say, if thev told tne that thefe 'WM no limit to the raittake. of life; that they were like the drops in the ocean or the sands of the shore in number. But it is well to be accu rate. Here, then, are fourteen great mistakes : "It is a great mistake to set up our own standard of right and wrong and judge people accordingly; to measure the enjoyment of others bv our own : to expect uniformitv of opinion in tnis world; to look lor experience in youth ; world ; to look to endeavor to mould all dispositions alike ; not to yield to immaterial tri fles; to look for perfection in our own actions ; to worry ourselves, and, others, with what cannot b,? reme died ; not to alleviate &J1 that needs alleviation as far as lies in our pow er ; not to make allowances for the infirmities of others : to consider ev erything impossible that we cannot perform ; to believe what our finite minds can grasp; to expect to be able to understand everything. The greatest of mistakes is to live only for time, when any moment may launch us into eternity." Aa Old Man's Belief. Have used Parker's Ginger, Ton-? for my bad cough and! hemorrhage I had twenty-fijve years. $ feel like agotbe? man since I used Am 0 years past eleye it sore to cure youpger persons. A. Orner, Highspire, Pa. So rne genius has invented a ma chine to play pianos. This will give American girls a chance to help mother hang out the clothes Monday afternoon. era if 1 if ! U T- The Garden. Haying read a great many hints in different newspapers on garden ing, I thought perhaps a few sugges tions from an old, experienced gar dener might not come amiss to some of your readers who are contemplat ing having a nice vegetable garden the coming season. Now, one reas on why I wish to give my view3 to the public in regard to my theory in gardening is this : I am a firm believer in the moon's influence on vegetation. An expe rience of over thirty years has con vinced me of these statements : If anyone wishes to grow a large crop of potatoes, let them be planted in the dark of the moon, and if the sign is in the feet, all the better; in my following this rule I have never failed in getting a large yield of po tatoes. I raised last year on less than one-fourth acre of seeding 67 bushels of potatoes; they were planted in drills, the potatoes being cut in four pieces and ten inches apart, the rows being over three feet apart, no small ones among them. To raise good cabbage, sow the seed in a box, up from the ground, in rich loam and Fossil Marl ; sow none but the largest seed. Put your seed in the ground in the full moon, when the sign is in the head for ear ly. Sow the seed in this month for winter use, and krout, in May. When cabbage are transplanted nev er pres3 the earth around the roots. Sprinkle a little salt around all of the plants three or four times during the season, and hoe often when the ground is damp. Cauliflower should be treated the same as cabbage. To grow beets, mangowortssells, carrots, parsnips, turnips, radishes, and all kinds of root vegetables, se lect largest seed ; plant in the dark of the moon, with the sign in the feet In transplanting beets and turnips, pick off all the large leaves from the plants. Never press the earth around the roots. To grow peas, plant in the full of the moon; cover four inches deep. When large enough, hoe and bush in, covering deep. Pea vines do not die as soon as when covered shal low. Tomato seeds should be sown in the full of the moon, sign in the heart My plan is to scoop out as many flat turnips as I want plants, fill the hollows with leaf mold, plant in each, one, two or three seed. Place the turnips in a box and fill in between with damp sawdust; this keeps the plants moist. When well up, null outall but one plant hen transplanted, 6et turnip and all out. In case that you have no turnips, make boxes of brown paper ami flour paste. To grow cucumbers, pumpkins, melons, squash and citrons all these should be planted in the full of the moon, in soil well mixed with rotten manure. Watermelon, squash and citron seed should be soaked at leapt twelve hours in warm water be fore planting. All these seeds should be stuck in the hill, peaked end down. Cucumbera and musk mel ons should be planted one inch deep. W atermelon, citron and squash, two inches. dardeners observing these rules will be sure to profit thereby. Asking a Blessing. There is nothing which is right for us to do, but it is also right to ask God to bless it ; and, indeed, there is nothing so little but the frown of God can convert it into a most sad calamity, or His smile exalt it into a most memorable mercy ; and there is nothing we can do, but its com plexion for weal or woe depends en tirely on what.the Lord will make it It is said Matthew Henry, that no journey was ever taken, or any sub ject or course oi sermons eniereu upon, no book committed to the press, or any trouble apprehended or felt, without a particular appli cation to the mercy seat for direc tion, assistance and success. It is recorded of Cornelius Winter, that he seldom opened a book, even on general subjects, without a mo ment's prayer. The late Bishop Heber, on each new incident of his history, or on the eve of any under taking, used to compose a brief prayer, imploring special help and guidance. A late physician of great celebrity used to ascribe much of his success to three maxims of his fath er's, the last and best of which was. Always pray for your patients.'' Dr. J. Hamilton. Making VtWd Batter, Butter is finished in the dairy but is not made there. The Stamp of the dairy woman puts the gold in market form : but the work must be commenced in the field or in the feeding stables ; and this leads at once to the consideration of feeding for butter. During the early, sun ny summer months, when nature is profuse of favors, there is little to be done beyond accepting her liounty. The tender prasses are full of nutri tion, and they afford the constant supply of moisture without wh ich the secretion of m ilk U greatly less ened. Y, et, at ,hu season, as well as all others a pure supply of water, is absclitely necessary. It does not meet the reouirement if cattle have a we't hole full of surface drainage in the pasture, or a frog pond. While it is not probable that the tadpoles and wrigglere sometimes found is city milk have been drank by the thirsty cow, many infusions do exist in such pools that are hard ly eliminated or rendered entirely harmless by the wonderful milk se cretions of the animaV The cattle should drink fraa pring-fed boxes; and as often at these, under a hot san, are sent tq produce green growth of floating scum, a pail p course sale may be. put inj and the current checked until the fresh water growth are killed the salt water is then drawn off, and for a long time ths trough will remain pure and the water bright That poor bedridden, invilid wife, nifitpr mother, or danehter ran be made the picture of health by a few bottles of Hop Bitters. Will you let them suffer? when 10 easily cured ! WHOLE NO. 1659. Forests and Floods. Many sersons assume that a great flood Contradicts the theory that cutting away forests causes excep tionally low water in the denuded country. The truth is, the destruction of the woods weans water courses to run extraordinarily low and high, accord ing to the season. la 1S81 we had the lowest water ever known in the Ohio, and to-day we have the highest water ever known. These extremes equally illustrate the theory we urge upon the attention of the people. The reasons are perfectly distinct, ! a mass of mountains on the Alle gheny, Monongahela or Kanawha let us suppose them clothed with trees from foot to crown, and with underbrush and mosses, with beds of half-decayed leaves, resting upon soil that represents deposits of leaves and vegetable growth for thousands of years. Each mountain is an enormous sponge. The rain may fall for days, and the greater part is absorbed, saturating the soil, the grass, the leaves, lingering in the bushes and the trees. The half-decayed logs will hold barrels of water, and for weeks after a heavy ruin the moisture is trickling away in thous ands of flush spring. Cut away the trees the under brush perisnes, the moss is dried up, the soil washed away and the rocks are exposed. The rains descend, and the mountains shed the water like the rool's of houses. Ail that falls makes its way into the torents at once. Take a thousand mountains at the head-water of the Ohio and re duce them to barrenness, and it follows that the river is lower in drp weather and higher in wet weather, and more and more subject to ex tremes of high and low water. Disastrous as the flood is today unprecedented as it is inteiligennt people must be aware that very slight changes in the atmospheric phenomena of the last fortnight would have given us a still more formidable river. The rise that is so wonderful comes from three rain storms extending over a week and the sudden frost after the second rain prevented the advance of the waters from being much more rapid than it has been. Europe is suffering more from floods than in former generations. They are the elearly traced results of the destruction of forest, and made more destructive by a system of levees that are equally false and futile. The experience ef Hungary and Northern Italy is especially in structive. The preservation of mountains from destruction ; that is, from be coming utterly baxxen a desolation of rocks is a duty that public safety demands. The greater part of Switzerland would have been uninhabitable long ago it it had not been fur the system atic cultivation and preservation of forests. There are many mountain sides in Switzerland that are won derfully supported by trees and shrubbery, cared for. with a full ap preciation of their importance. The wasteful, reckless cutting of trees, and carelessness, or worse, in burning away wood lands, must stop, i'or it is a- public mischief. Forest culture in the mountains is needed ; and the whole trouble is not in the higher lands. The hill side must be cared for, as well. There is a way for plowing them that is conservative and when there is a tendency to wash they should be supported by grasses. Here the ro tation of crop.? comes in, the preser vation of brooks by the cultivation of willows, the restoration of land that is growing ragged under the rains by the native forest trees, or, if the case is bad, trees of quick growth. A magnificent forest of black locust can be raised from the sprouts in from fifteen to twenty years. Cincinnati Commercial Ga zette. Half a Million for a Clucken. I shall never forget the amount of money it coct us to keep an old woman from crying herself to death. Of course we were obliged to subsist off the country as we went along, and we naturally took about the best in sight One day we took possession of a chicken rancbe kept by an cid lady who stood at the front gate with a broom and threat ened ;o lkk all of Sherman's forces if they did not move on. Now chickens were considered officers' meat, and, as we were infernally hungry, we went for those hens pretty lively. When she saw that her favorite fowls were being caught and killed, she keeled right over and began to cry. Presently she bo gan to scream, and finally you could hear that woman's voice clear to Atlanta. I sect the surgeons in to quiet her, but they failed, and then the eukers took turns, but the more attention paid her the more she howled. I then got pretty ner vous over the infernal noise, because the whole army would hear it, and they might suppose somebody was torturing the woman. Finally Sher man rode up and asked what it was all about. When we told him, he said: " Give her a bushel of Confederate bonds for her hens, and see if that won't stop her." Acting on thehini, I proceeded to business. We had captured a Confedeiate train the day before wth JU(mr)0 of Confederate mon ey, and I hunted up the train at once. The money was worth about twtf cents on the dollar. Well, I stuffed about half a million dollars in an old carpet sack and marched to the house. "Madam," said I, opening the sack, "I'll give you $ .300,(XXJ to quit this noise." It was still as death in a minute, anrl then hpr face exnanded into a j a broad smile. I laid the package j of notes on the table, and I never isaw so delighted a woman. Gvo. j K Hurray in a War Story. A ScatUiale man shot at a dog and paid $40 for a French plate window glass which was broken by his way ward bullet Kfliglon in the Rrnl4. A correspondent of the New York Evening Potf, writing from Chicot, Ark., ou the religion of the Southern negro, say the exegesis of the Scrip tures by some of these black pastors will Ik; new to the most advancen theologians. A sermon, for instance' ot local celebrity among tLe dusky race nere, 1 preco by one , of their elders otojr-floiA JpwJi' in -de valley," and openV vjwhaf follows: 4Dis horse of de Scrip tur," breddering, I figurate to be de oster (ostrich). Dis osterlaid five eggs in de desert, cubbered dem in de san' for de sun of glory to hatch out, den went off to hide Tiind a stone. Dese eggs, breddering, wad de seeds of de church, least I figu rate dey was. But five Arabs, who were de persecutors ob de church, wanted to smash dem eggs. So dey try to seek dem out, and drove de poor oster thro' de valley of Je hosophat. Dey corner dat poor os ter at de head ob de valley, and think they hab him suah, but sud denly de oster rose high in de mid air and laugh dose wicked Arabs to scorn. De egg dey den hatch out, and so, breddering, came de seeds ob de church to bear fruit The description by the pastor of the"os ter's" chase thro' the valley the preacher all the while flapping his arms rooster fashion was an im mense sensation in its way. There is one sad side to negro re ligiou as manifested in the Bends. The universal testimony of the plan ter is that it demoralizes the negro far more than it leads him into the path of virtue. Some morality is preached, but the bulk of the ser monizing consists of distorted im agery, exciting for the moment but more hurtful than healthful to ignorant minds ; while the church is too often U3ed as a cloak for most abominable licentious ness. A preacher in these locali ties, as a rule, amounts to nothing as a laborer in the field, and they are very doubtful moralists. The Harvest Fly, or Seventeen Year Old Locusts. The year 1383 is the one in which the harvest fly, or seventeen year old locusts should make their ap pearance, having been here in 18M. These peculiar insects usually appear at intervals of seventeen years, and it i.s generally supposed that life is prolonged in an imperfect state for that length of time. Accidental cir cumstances no doubt accelerate r retard their maturity, and in some parts of the country they appear to a greater or less extent every year. In the perfect stite the harvest fly is of a black color, the veins and edge of its transparent wings being orange red. Near the tips of the covers there is clearly defined a zigzag line in the form of the letter "W." which superstition has sup posed to indicate an approaching war. The ey?s are of a dull red. and the wing? and the body and legs are of a dark orange. The expanse of the wings is about two and a half inches. The perfect insect emerges from the ground from February to the middle of June, according to the warmth of the season. They come in immense swarms, and make a drumming sound from morning till night As they live only a few weeks the damage done by them is comparatively small, and as they appear at long intervals they are not regrjded with, much fear. A Tnuchiuic Love Letter. Dearest Amelia My love is stron ger than the smell of ooflee, patent butter or the kick of a young cow. Sensations of exquisite joy go thro' me like cohorts of ants through an army cracker and caper over my heart like young goat? on a stable roof. I feel as though I c aid lift myself by my boot straps to the height of a church steeple, or like an old stage horse in a green pasture. As the mean pup hankers after sweet milk, so do I hanker after your presence. And as the goslin swim meth in the mud puddle, so do I swim in a sea of delightfulness when you are near me. My heart flops up and down like a churn dasher, and my eyes stand open like cellar doors in a country town ; and if my love is not reciprocated I will piue away and die like a poisoned bedbug, and you can came and catoh a cold on my grave. Green Lice on House Plants. Last winter I was much troubled with green fly upon my tea roses. I dipped the plant? in hot water, in tobacco water, smoked them, and in snite of all the lice would increase. The present season I have overcome them, and my roses are blooming, and the foliage beautiful and vigor ous. This was effected in the follow ing manner: A five cent paper of chewing to bacco was steeped in one quart of hot water, and a teaspoonful of flour of sulphur was added. After twenty four hours steeping and shaking, the liquor wa3 strained into a quart jar and kept in the flower stand. A rather stiff, small paint brush was dipped in the liquid, and the young shoots and other parts of the "plantt were brushed with it, removing the lies from the brush by dipping it in a tin of hot water. By going OTer the plants three times, in about thre weeks they were completely freed from the pest., and I have seen none since. Blown to Pieces. McM'iE, Ind., April 11. Charles flhoads and Beach Tiosley to-day started for the country carrying a can of hercules powdr. When they had reached a point half a mile from town the can exploded, tearing' Rhoades to pices and fatally injuring Tinslev. The average servant girl doesn't believe in pouring oil on the troub led waters ; she'd rather pour it on the troubled fire. Aa exchange says it makes a wo man sick to keep a secret That's why a woman always feels better after attending sewing society. A bov asked his father tb !- ing of tempus fugit TV0rd gen tleman said he didn't knww certain. but it was something about nyume. An Illinois girl imagines herself to be an angel. She is probably in nocent enough to believe all that ths fellows tell her when they come around sparking. The harbingers of pring have made their appearance, and can be seen almost any day seated on a dry goods box in" front of the stores,, whittling soft pine. r. . i 1 1