The Somerset Herald Terms of Publication. pal ilfd ery Wednesday awnilng t 3 W ' .... . MhrlM 1- &0 irrartaMj ! cbarrea- . . k. jMnAilniid nnt.il all e mlwor.puon wiu ,n(!ire rort-merBeBloettog ... tierben do not Uln out trrll'lioft. SaificHKr remorinn Pestofaee w 1S" ,hld alee nf the name X tne former w .,11 ae present office Aidresa The Somerset Herald, j Somerset, Fa. V ilEI). W. r.EIECKER. V AITOKNLY-AT-LAW, t- Smiersct. Pa. pCiee, Bp-stairs In Cook k.Ewriu' lUuclc , V. KIM MEL. Vl Somerset, P.V 1 i .T KOOSER. i aTTORNEY-AT-LAW, Somerset, Pa. KORt.ER.SCTLL. IT ATTUHNEY-AT-LAW, Somerset Ft. II S. ENDS LEY. ATTUKN EY-AT LAW, ' Somerset, P Si iur..i. ATTOKXEY-AT-LAW, Somerset, Penn ( ... , , T ' X' T ir-i i?i i;. scrLL. ATTOKXEY-AT-LAW, Somerset, Pa. f J MUTTS. ATTOKNEY-AT-LAW, Somerset, Pa. 'n)US n. SCOTT. J UU ATTOKXKY-AT-LAW, t Somerset, Pa. . In tbe Court Honse, AirbuslneM entrurt , !?hVre attended u with promptneHi and t-: ,iTD)Xl W. U .RITI KL. n-lpFKOTH REPPEL. (J ATTt'KXEYS-AT-UAW. . ,...-sir,M entrusted to their care wlif e i,.l punctually attended to. ''".M-oil Main :r-" "1" .18!lC"t Hi - . .LI.,,i:V. L. C. OOLBORX. nill CORN' A- OOT.liORN, (J ATTUBSEY S-AT-LAW. i n m.ln introi'ted to our care will b prompt. ' L i. .nd .t...inlnK Omnue. rvey i i i c-jvevancu dun on reaK'nabIt terms. 10USOKIMMKU ,1 ATTOKNEY-ATXAW, " Somerset, Pa. wm.i'-iJt'!nn(iiiie?iitrostedte hit eir . T t Jlt iml a.ljotiilnooni!e with prcmpt " Tr " j ttfie- on Main ro itreet. EXRYF. pniELU -v.j pTinn A if en t. Somemt, Pa. fy,.nii,.i - ----- , " T-.vLKNTINE HAY. ATT 'K ty-A I LiA A,,.i Ural r in Kfl E..t. Somerset, r w ii 1 nil .u.ni"ii eutnwted ki ere wim .. ,t: iul t lety . THUS H. I'HL. X ATTOKNEY-ATLAW Somerset, Pa, Will i'r n attend t-i all btirlness entrusted t ii'ic. iM-iuy advanced on collections, sic. Ol l;.e III V atMUuth Jtuildina. J. C.OCLE. ATTOKSEY-ATLAW, Somerset Pa Fn.Mksl business entrwsted to tnj eare at i.n.led to with prt ni,ues and fidelity. r I .LI AM H. KOOXTZ. ATTOKSEi-AT-LA w, Somerset, Pa., Will irlre prompt attention to baslness ertrost u hl cv u mmmwi ass adjoining coootlca. 1 1. ic I'rintlDK House Row. tames l. rroii. ATTJKXEY-AT.AW. Somerset I a. Vnnraoth Kloelr. up italrs. Entrar.ce, V. in l"r"S' ure-t. '-llectlonS made, estates titlrJ eisinlned, and all leeal baslnees ctft lcJ u with ii-niptness and adelity. TT L BAETl. 11. ATTOKNEY-ATLAW, Al) t-nsiiii'weTstniMelo liim U1 be promptly iiirtjltU to. I AAC IHT.l S. ATTUKa tl-Al -L.A , Someraet, PenB a. t)r!lUC DKNNIS MEYERS. ATTOKNEY-AT-LAW, Somerset, Penn'a. ii m1 I iws entrcsted to his cure will be I'fi.'vO loiiii promptness and tioellly. .13 . f in Mammoth lUock next ioortoBoyds II. HOWARD WYNNE, M. D. Mm-kw, ot the Ie. Ear. Kose aud Tbroat. :ei-!l stid I iciui-iv. prsctlce. Hours. . Ji. to n . . L'krrfcOre-Brwk.ka'-alBSt. I) R.W1I.I.IAM C OLLINS. DENTIST. SOMERSET, PA. i'lr.w iil'mwli Hhk. above IViyd'S I)ror f ...tf wtifrr he can at all times b found prepar ' ".cw U kiM'.i ol work, such as filllnif. rcirB U 'tir.rttrantiix fcr Artlnclal teeth ol all kinds. ai.:..( :i, test material Inserted. tratlons imntfil. T ARl'E M. KICKS. I J JfSTICE OF THE PEACE, Somerset, Penn'a. T M EsTTk I ERN A N. M. f. t-n- ' l. r. Ms po.tcMtimal senice? to the cltitena ol S'4iienet ar.d rletnlty. H .-mi be ouod at the Tff. ncr nt t,i ta't.ercc Main Mr ct or at the tli-rot lir lirnr ijruti&ker. St-pt t. 16s;. Ui. M.KIMMK1.U H. 8. KIMMELU HR. E. M. KIM M ELL '& SON .'. ;en.1fr their prdesfl.mal serrlces to the eltl- 'oin- r... tnerset ai. vicir.itv. tirew trie moi i? "I the firm car at alllnies. unless rrolesi'tin- t wiarcrt. 1 Lund a't their loffiea, on Main rift, east ul tie liUicond. m ;i..T. K. MILLER ias rma- wtIt lursrr.l In Per:::. fcr pmrtlc cl mriP jvrMiit- DIl ii. BRUiiAKER tenders hi? ,i?jr..r,ul svirrt tn the citizens or Horn .& vmni'.T. Oftii tn reablcnee on Mam iirwt.awoi the Mamond. . TL W M. R A U C II tenders hin rM'..nal Mrvlccs to the dtiiensof Som- sihI victniv. t litre .me tioortas: of Wayue A Berkebi'.e's itsre ..lore. it , 'K. D R. A. O. MILLER, PHYSICIAN fc SVBGSOX. t Kmted tj l3U?j of uLMrwkm. I) U. iOIIN IULI5. DENTIST. i slaw Henry Htfflry's More, Main Crws -, Sim.erset, Pa. QIAMOND HOTEL, STOYSTOWN. VKNN'A. ""itl.'.hxt.'.y aud iely rented itb all new In ul turriKure .whirls i has made It a very '"IraMe su.t pli.K lace for lh traueltna o.V-t:. 'ai.it auu r,Mi s cannot t surjsse.!, .al acit cUss, with a Lnrtte puMk. U.tl auarhed j u Sam. Also larae at swtcy stablinar. nrt eUm hoarding: can t-c W at tae lowest Jws ' ''pil'n, by the ,(. day ote.l. AX V El. Cl'STER. Prop. S. E. Cor. IMamond ttloyiww ,f IDfll TO YOUR HEALTH ! u,.', tht yo 5o 4 Uow yuir rT5tm to . 2r. Pabacy's Eeali Scrxrer. Mr,rt k er IbvsiI tJi lla- BlaieM tr HrttUrhr, tXt-aS"" ::',t"W with i Ubt - 'a."yJTlES8 0rcHTBJl,AIS , JtCk 88 SMALL OK HACK. iltT? the Ilealik Kestorer. whica ejean- M alu and liivujumei the Liver, COfiECTS THE KID KEYS. 6 bihadlrwBaUdaaiwi. nnii VOL. XXXI. NO. 39. Frank TV. IIcj. ESTABLISHED SlYEAKS. 131 -A "3T BIR,OS.7 WHOLESALE AND RETAIL Tie, Coper anfl SIieeMron fare laif y, Xo. 2S0 Washington Street, Johnstown, Pa. ALE PSEPAEED TO CFFE2 ' rikck anuw onri uni!QCniDBKUivc nnnirc ilfillULUi OIUILO GIIU .iUUUL-. At Prices Less than any other Sjicclal attention paM to J.tib!nit In Tin. Oalranited Iron and Sheet-Iron, Pnear Pans, Steam Pije, H-t-Atr I'lpe. K.ntiic, Siruttnit, Staokn ol Knitiner. and all worlt iwriainlni; to OlUr Knr- macea. Knimate (riven and work done by hrot-clau JohnlWTJ t'lt. Sienr- Anti-Dun Cuuk. Execlsiiir Oi.t Vm, Toilet eiets. Kread Cliiseu. Cke KoTes, Chantlier-i'ails. Kuive? aiij t'urkf (common and plated). Oenuan Silver Spoons, lirltannla SKmna, Tea Trays. Lined. Inin and Enameled wares. nrnsBana oopjwr ive.iiin, meat nriers, oyster limners, fciric Heaters, six dllleront kinds, Kread Toasters. Plated iiriiannla and W ire tJastors. Iron Stands, Vire Irons, and eTerrthlnsr of U' nu , ... ln tl-f',.I I K .. ( . I 1 I t.les n to meet the wn( ot thWcouitnmilty in our rtf.ii hha.i i r.u n j ni.rKr.stn i r.uorine money reiuoiei. mil ana see the wares ; aret prices tiefore purchafiiiir ; Da trouble to snow goods. Persons commencing- Kunse-keepiua; will save ii per cent, by l.uylt.ir their outht Ironies. Merchants seianjr a;)ds In our line sborld send for Wholesale Price List, or cull and aret quotations of our Wares. As we have Do apprentices all our work Is Warranted to b ol the besi quall'.y at lowest juice. To save money call on or sund to ITATHnOS .Ao.C80 TTnKbinon Street. Johnslown, Ponn'a. HERE IS THE PLACE! J. M. HOLDERB AUM 1 SONS NO. 4 BAEPa'S BLOCK. A Complete Assortment of GENGRAL MERCHANDISE consisting of STAPLE and FANCY DEY GOODS! A Large Assortment of DRESS GOODS AND NOTION! MENS', BOY'S & CHILDREN'S CLOTHING! HATS , BOOTS AND SHOES ! CARPETS & OIL CLOTHS! Queensware, Hardware, Glassware, GKOCERIES: . All Kinds of Window Blinds Umbrellas, batcncls and Trunks, unums, Butter Bowls, Tubs, Buckets, Baskets, Toledo Pumps, Farm Bells, Corn Plant ers and Plows, Cultivators, and WAGONS! - TUB ROLAXD CHILLED FLOW, The CJLUiriOX JSIQWEU & HEAPER, Ihc CHAMPIOX GIIAIX SEED DRILL, With Detachable Fertilizer. TIKE BEST OF SVEBYTIIIXC AT J. M. HOLDERB AUM & ONS', SOMERSET, PENN'A. Vick's Floral Guide For 1883 Is an elegant bonk of la) ps-e, three colored Plates o! Flowers and Veircia riles, and more than l.too lilnst rations ul the cnoices. Flow ers. Plants and Yearetahlea. and directions hir ari'wina:. I' is hanosome enough lor the center table ir a holiday present. Send on your name and pos tolllee address, wph 10 ceuta, and 1 will send you a copy, postage pui.l. This is nit a quar ter of Itf cost. It is irtnted in both Entrlish and trcruu. It you allvrtiards order seods deduct the lu rents. Viol's Scwlg are the Best lathe World The Floral Guide will toll bow to aret and grow tbkMO. Vlck s Flower and ca-etab!cOarden.l76mrfe, six oihjred plates. 500 .enarsvlnes. FisrSOeeau ia paper covers; il 00 in elcicant cl'.la. IntKr man or Enciisb. Yick's Illustrated Monthly Iuaine 32p:ires. a colored plate In every DUdtber. and many tin. ena-ravlnas. Price al Sia a year: bve oopiea (or ." 01). Siecimen nuialwrs seut for 1U cents; three trial copies lor la eeuts. JAAMESVICK, KOCH EST Lit, N. Y". CitlxiiiIiSa irl-- -- a "ZgftfSSSFS t' '' r. Knt 8TTLFi. '.:i J r .'.-lii' lire. t S S-r M 'VtMtr Haacca traSeo - UVi rt Cold MfHlnlH vkk l.TrrrriR liux-mt. Jar BliUES WO'-Xt! 4 P5KTBS, an.l Siiil litie of butter fri4.nirv stipp i'1.. K-nd postjl joc circulars and tivtlnnrflUjl. VT. f ARM H.Cri;K C3., Hdiotita l olla, enuonu Planing Mill for Sale. VV. ...U.ilonA.I .1 ... It-1' tn U11 .1 . .H V. iM. I M six M of eround in K.xkwood. Pa., the luu.xion of the S. A O. and li. k U. Kaiiroads, wt which are a two story PJank Dwelling House, table, the usual oti.baikiinJ and a PLANING MILL hnlldini-. Alio, one-third IntcroM In the machin ery coa mined la the huildistf. For lurtber par- Uclr oau on or aiores AamiMi uuiviai.Ii. janSl iiochwood. Pa. FASHIOHAELE CUTTER & TAILOR,! Having had srsny year xirieBie ij. tail branches of kt Tailorlnu: bs sncwa I auarantee Satistaliii lo all who nay call up on too ami favor aae with their pat ronaae. Yours, A3., ;?e-W4 .- i ;r rA V-' win. m. noiiMYi-7ri.i:it Noiuertset, mart SOMERSET dsn EM! (KSTAULISIIKD 1877.) CHAELES. I. EAEE1SCH, K.1PEITTS. President. C:u?hitT. I'olleetloM aaajav In ail art of the t'nlted States. . ranm w i 1 1 . ii ... wr . con.modated by dratt New York in any snm. . . . ..li ....i TXmt eu be afi. bought Bd mid. Money mci vlo&lIe amnA hyHfl llU4df relel rmlol stct with ft r- ACCOUNTS SOLICITED. 49-AH l b1 bolWajaobeerreU." decT CHARLES HOFFMAN, II ERANT TAILOR, lAliov Hmury Hcrticy'i. 6tea.) LATEST STYLES ill ICTEST FEICES. BT SATISFACTION GUARANTEED. SOMERSET, PA, IVAByLAND FARMS, Book Bad MBp Mee.j"siliAHAi. , John B. Hay UllillOllir.U UUUUO 111 House in Western Pennsylvania. Mechanics only. Sle Accnt fur Noble Coolt, I'enn. In HouM-Farnlkhinir Kk( we oiler line, with a g-ood article at a low price. All roods and Fixtures, Wall Papers, AlbkktA. HoaNK. J. Soott Ward. HORNE & WARD, trcrceoct to EATON & BROS, NO. 27 FIFTH AVENUE, PITTSBURGH, PA. SPRIjNTQ, 1882. NEW GOODS EVE27 SAY specialties Embroideries, Ucs, MiHInerj, White Goods, Hand kerchiefs, Dress Trimmings, Hosiery, Gloves, Corsets, Maslia nd Merino Usdorwear, la riats' and Children's Clothing. Fane; Goods, Yarns, Zephyr,, Kate rials of Ail Kinds for FANCY WORK, Gents' FnnifcMBi Gccfs, to, to vci-BcTixa b is marartrvixx solic'-b gg-ORDKRSBT NAILATTEXDFO T0W1TB CARE AD DISPATCH. mart. EDWARD ALCOTT, HAM-rACTVBXIl AID VKaXBR IX LUMBEE! OAK FLQ0RIN& A SPECIALTY OFFICK AM) FACTORY: URSINA, SOXEKSET CO., PA. jylMy EXIABUsHED 1W. O. T. FBAZEB, Kor. 501 aaO 203 Main street, JOHNSTOWN, PA. WHOLESALE AND EETAIL DRUGGIST, AND DEALER IX PERFUMERY, PAIXTS. Oil Glass and Pwtty, Kair and Tooth Brashes. Fancy . . t ar..!).. M aCkatrtnar KiMalul Jwi. , FttnilT Medicines ftad PbyMciant PrwrHjw . . 1 - waalTulawl aYnrlS PATENTS cbtalned. and all bsnei to the r. 8. Patent ( imce, ur Ul the tjuuru iimmn t avutsau IttS. We are opposite the V. 8. Patent Office, eav wajed In PATENT BUSINESS IXCLlJSIVELV.nna can ubUlo fatents in lea uaaa tnan Umm remote from WASHINGTON. When model or drawing ia leot we adrlae as to ratent.blIHe free of ehanre: and we snake NO CHARGE UNLESS WE OBTAIN PATENT. W e refer, hero, to the Postaaaater. tb Sopt. of the Money Order Iilession, and to otBeiaui .1 tae U B Patent Uffiow. Far circaibir, ..Irioa, lran. Bad reterenee to actaal elleau yew own Stat or oouaty, aUdre O. A. SNOW A CO.. . tnposste Patoot OsBm, " ' . Waa4fcHjalI.a omer THE TACLE TREES. Great pines that watch the river go Dutrn to the xes all night, all day. Firm-rooted near its ebb and flow, Bowing their heads to winds at play, S:rng-limbed and proud, tliry silent star id, And watch the mountains far away, And watch the miles of furming land, And hear the church bells tolling slow. They see the men iu distant fields Follow the furrows of the plow ; They cotmt the loads the harvest yields And fight the storms with every boiiu'i. Beating the wila winds back again. The April sunshine cheers them now; . They eager drink the warm spring rain., Xordivad the sjiear the lightning wk-h jj. High in the branches clings the ne-4 The great birds build from year to ye ir; And I hough they fly from east to we t; Some instinct kceia this eyrie dear ' To their fierce hearts ; and now the j eyes Glare down at me with rage and lor ,r ; They stare at mc with wild surpris1 Where high in air they strong-tr inged rest. Coi.ijwiiiionsliip of birds and tree ! The years have proved yonr friendship strong; You share each other's memorie! , The river's secret and its song. And legends of the country-side ; The eagles take their journeys 1 ing The great trees wait in noble de For messages from hills and se s. I hear a story Uiat you tell In idleness of summer days ; A singer that the world knows ' well To you again in boyhood strays ; W ithin thectillness of yotirsUa dc lie rests where flickering enLT ht plays, And sees the nests the eas mi de. And wonders at the distant belL. . His keen eyes watch the forest ;a owtb, The ruhbits' fear, the thmnhes' l ight; He loiters gladly, nothing loutla To be alone at fall of nitrht. The woodland things around liin i taught Theirsecrets in the evening light , Vhisjering some wisdom to his thought Known to the pines and e igles Vl -th. Was it the birds who er.rly told The dreaming boy that he would win A poet's crown instead of gold? That lie would fight a nation' siL'? On eagle wings of .ng would gau i A place that few might enter in. And keep his life without a stain Through many ye .trs, yet not gtow old T And he shall be xrhat few '3en are, Said all the pine trees, whi pering low; His thought shal t llnd an iiD.ieen star; He f-ha'l our tre wured leg imU know ; His words will aive the way-worn ret Like this cool t hade our Uranehes throw; He, lifted likec ur lofties crest. Shall watch bii ; country near aud far. Jlarjier't Ma ntzine for Zlarrh. A COXJURKIYS FEAT. The Eip-nor was giving a series of highly successful veriormnnces in the city of Mobile, where (as he tells U3 in his auto bi ogniphv) peDpIe came to consult hit a privately about love affairs, matter of business and future even's, thinldnjr that one who could do such wonders must be able to unravel all the i nysteries of life. It was a rather tsnmitive, Bimple- minded community in those days. In vain he disclaimed the fortune tell- infr. powers apcrilxsd to him. It was still believed he could give the re quired iniormatio a if he would. lie was one day in the hall, pre paring for the evei line's performance, when an elderly gentleman called upon him and wi h profound respect asked the honor of taking him by the hand. "I saw vour doings hc-re last night," said the -risitor, "and let me tell ye, 'twas the most wondorfulest thing I ever did Bee! I never l.uii'hed so in all my born days !" "1 am glad you were pJeasod, re plied thesignor. "How you could take so manv eggs out of a bag that had been threshed on the stage and trsmpeu on, upset all my calculations ! And how could ycu ainow that a stranger in the middle of the hall had a chicken under his coat ? I couldn't see a feather of it until you called him up and. pulled the squeakin critter out The signor silently listened to a good deal more talk of this sort, un til the speaker came to the object of his visit. "They do sa y, signor, that there's nothing yon xlon't know, or can't find out if yo'd try. And I've come to consult yon" the old gentleman looked cautic usly about the hall and lowered his veice "'on a question that I'd willingly give one of my fingers to un puzzle." "lhat pro batily a question 1 could not unpuzzl if all mv fingers depend on it," repli ed the signor. "I have no such poi rers, outside of my own business, an many people suppose." "Make th is your business, and 1 11. reward you well for it," said the vis itor. iy name is Oatman. 1 live on my plantation in the summer, and bring i ny family to town in the winter. bring only two servants with us, ai id they are old family ser vants, that I can't think would steal from us." "You liave been robbed?" said the signoi . "Now, "now did you ever find that out?" cried the planter. " l ou just told me, laughed the signor. "Not I !" chuckled the other, with a sagacious shake of the head. "I hadnl come to that part of my story. But I see yon can read my thoughts before I can out with them, I have been robbed in the strangest way." As every well-to-do planter car ried his watch and dangling fop chain, and as Mr. Oatman 's person showed none, the signor, who was fond of a joke, could not help an swering in fortune telling fashion : Your watch has been taken ?" "Now how could you know that ?" the simple minded man exclaimed, in delighted surprise. It was the first thing I missed. Then we made search and found that my wife's dia mond ring was gone, and that over two hundred dollars bad been filch ed from my till.' "The thief must nave been ac quainted with the premises," said the signor. "There you hit it again," said the planter, .with lively satisfaction. "You score one every time. He must know the premise, whoever lie is, and that's the strange part of it. Servants faithful good Lord, they wouldn't know what to do with the money and things if they had them. BO It EfBTBLISEEED, 185 SOMERSET PA., WEDNESDAY. Only our son ami daughter living with us. A lew intimate friends come in, that I trust as far as I trust myself. Now, who could have rob-i bed us?" ' The worthy Oatman aimed this question point blank at the signor,' who answered seriously that h could not tell. "You can tell ! I'm sure you cp.ti tell," the planter insisted Btoutly. "I haven't come here without consult ing my family. My wife and dan-gh-ter advised me to come. Only my son tried to dissuade me. He naid you couldn't know anything al out such matters, and I would onl;r be making a bad matter worse. But then, he hasn't seen your 'ivocdttrful performances." A quick suspicion shot through the signors intuitive mind. "Your son was right; he gave you good advice. I dare say that ho was quite anxious that you should keep away from me ?" "Indeed he was !" said the planter. "He was so worked up about it, I : had to partly promise I wouldn't i come, before he would let me leave the house. He said I would make a fool of myself; and I said, 'WrelL well, George, I won't.' He thought I meant I wouldn't consult yon. But what I really meant was" "That vou wouldn't make a fool o f yourself," the signor interrupted . "And here vou'r doing it, I'm afraid, after all." "No, no !" cried the planter confi dently. "You just come around to the house with me, examine the premises, and talk to the folk", and I'm positive you can guess the rid dle if you haven't guessed italre-vly. Ah," he laughed gleefully, "I s by your eyesyou have guessed it." Indeed, the" suspicion which had entered the signor's mind had le- conie almost a certainty ; and it was not without hope of being abl to solve the mystery to his own satis faction, if not to the planter's, " that he finally consented to visit the house. He was introduced to theplanter's wife and daughter, the servants a simple old negro and his wife ; and was shown the room from which the valuables had been purloined. While he was thus engaged, a fine looking young fellow, but with a rather careworn face for one hardly yet out of his teens, came and stood in the doorway. "Ah, Signor, here is my son," said Mr. Oatman, slightly embarrassed. "You see, George, I I thought it best to you won't mind, mv boy. for asking him in ; can't do any hurt, if it don't do any good." ."All right," said George, careless ly'. But the signor who exchanged glances with hiin,- saw that his lcp twitched nervously, and that thw was an anxious look in his eye. "Your father has an extravagatt notion of my poor abilities " the sigr nor remarked in a friendly tone. "You havn't witnessed my perform ances ?" "I havn't had that pleasure," the youth replied, dryly. "No doubt you have been more pleasantly employed. The city offers a good many attractions to a spirited young man, and I see by your looks j that you are not one ot those dull- A ards who so to bed at dusk, George smiled in a glassy sort of, "1 I J 1 ail way, ana seemeti trvmg to onnp- out some careless reply, when his moth-1 er remarked, complainingly : "George keeps very late hours this winter. I'm so sorry, for one cani see it isn't good for him." He used to raase calls with me in the evenings," said his sister. "But he never does now-a-days. I can't think what he finds to amuse him so late every night." "I can think," said the signor. "I" know the city, and I know younir men. I'm sorry, George." He looked the young man keenly in the eye, as he continued : If you had been in the habit of remaining at home at nignt. this theft never would have taken place." By the look, and the words, and still more by the tone in which the words were spoken, poor Ueorge knew that the signor must have possession of his secret, but he perceived that his trusting parents and affection ate sister remained free from the slightest suspicion of his guilt. 1 reckon that s true, signor, said the father. "George is known to be a capital shot, and no burglars would venture in the house when he was at home. Do you dtfscover any thing more?" "Being a stranger here," the sig nor replied, "I can't m ake up my mind at once. If your son should set about it, I've no do abt he could clear up the mystery v $ry quickly ; but I shall have to study over it awhile." Declining to 6av anything more definite, but prornisingthat the fam ily should hear from faiion if he suc ceeded in finding the lcet treasures, he pleasantly took lsave, giving George a very significant look at parting. He bad not been long; at the hall pondering over the painful problem j he had been set to solve hunted by the pale face of the guilty son, when the face itself appeared before him. Ah, George!" said the signor. kindly, "I am glad to Bee you." 1 he youth came lorward slowly, too much agitated to speak. Then, apparently touched by the signor s sympathetic manner, he broke forth imploringly: "For mercy's sake, sir,don't expose roe. Mv dear George!" replied the signor, taking his outstretched band, "I shall not expose you if I can help it But let s understand each other. Tell me all about it" "You know it all," exclaimed the wretched youth, beginning to trem ble and sob violently. "I know something. You have fallen in with bad company. But how could you how could you de ceive and wrong your parents ?" - "Because I am an idiot ! Because I am the most miserable, ungrateful, wicked son that ever had good par ents to wrong P said George, in a convulsion of remorse and despair. "But I didnt mean to rob them, sig nor." "I know," said the aignor. "You $7. MARCH. 7. 1883. j; meant to return what you took. 1 hat a what every well brought up young man means when he takes the hrst steps in crimes of this sort "Truly I meant it," George pro tested. "I took the money first, hoping to win back with it what I had lost in play. Then when I had lost that I took the ring. Then, des perate fool as I was, I took the watch and pledged it. That led to the discovery. If it hadn't been for that, all would have been well." "How so?" "Last night the luck turned," said George, and I won back a good part of what I had lost', enough to recov er the watch and ring and all the mcney I took from the till." "Is it possible?" exclaimed the Bignor. "I have it all here, said George, touching his coat "It was in my pocket when you came to the house, didn't you know it?" The signor was obliged to confess that he had not seen so far as that "I was in distress trying to invent some way of returning the things without being found out trying to keep my father quiet when he brought you in and spoiled all. Un less," said George, with looks of en treaty "unless you will be merciful and help me." "I will help you on one condition, George." "Name it! I will d3 anything," he eagerly promised. "I only ask you not to do a certain thing," said the signor. "You know what it is the greatest folly a young man can be guilty of." "I know what you mean," George replied. "Gambling. I have found out by experience what misery it leads to." "And I had vowed that if I only could win back enough to save my honor, I would never never play again. And I never will. "Then trust rae to make every thing right with your father," said the signor, again clasping his hand. "Will you leave all to me?" "I shall be so glad to, if you will take the trouble !" A few minutes later, relieved of his dreadful burden, with a lighter and more hopeful heart than he had carried in his breast for days, he de parted, leaving the signor to work out the delicate question in his own way. That afternoon the signer dis patched a note to Mr. Oatman, in forming him that it was quite im portant lie should be present at the evening's performance. . In due time, accordingly, the planter appeared with his family wife, daughter and son and took hia place with them at the end of a seat, only a few steps in front of the performer. There was a crowded audience, and everything went off charmingly. The re trick was repeated by par ticular request and afforded as much j amusement as ever. The signor allowed himself to be shot at, and caught the bullet in his teeth. Ladies saw their handkerchiefs cut up and made into an omolette, and afterwards restored to them ironed and folded. A pair of doves were found in a lady s bonnet and a rabbit in an old gentleman's hat So the signor went through with his stock performance all a delight ful novelty then and there, though so familiar to other audiences in la ter times. At length he had occasion to bor row another hat. He stepped down to the seat oc cupied by the Oatman fainily, who were among his most interested spectators. "Perhaps you would lend me yours." he remarked, "if I will prom ise to be careful of it." The planter handed him his large and omewhat seedy hat with a broad smile. George looked on with bright eyes and throbbing heirt The signor stepped back to his ta ble, when, lookir.g into the hat, he gave a start of surprise, and with a frown of feigned displeasure, turned to address the audience. "I have particularly requested that gentlemen should be careful to empty their bats before handing them to me. One hat came into my hands, you noticed, half full of tur nips. And now mark the incredible carelessness of this one." So saying, he put his hand into the hat and drew out a gold watch which he held up by the chain. "A hat seems a very unsafe place for carrying a watch, and why couldn't the gentleman have taken the trouble to remove something so valuable before lending it to me ? But what is this ?" Havins placed the watch on the table, the signor shook the hat and turned it toward the audience, show ing it to be partly filled with loose bank notes. These he began to remove by the handful, placing them on the table with the watch with many exclama tions of surprise, amid roars of laughter from the spectators. Then he shook the hat again to see if it was empty at last, and hear inp- somethme rattle, fished out a ring. "A cold rinsr." he exclaimed, hold ing it up before the audience. "A diamond ring f" letting it sparkle in the light ''Now; what a temptation this is to place before an honest con jurer. I'll have nothing mere to do with this hat and contents." With these words he produced the climax of astonishment by handing the hat back to the owner with the bank notes crowded into it, and giv ing him the watch and ring. The moMt pleased and wonder struck person' present was probably the planter himself, as he showed the treasure to his wife and children, and they rooogniied the genuiness of the articles. Perhas George was not surprised as the rest, but he had reason to feel a deeper joy than anybody else. Meanwhile the signor stepped back to the platform and said, with a bow : "Ladies and gentlemen, the even ing' performance is ended." Oatman called on the conjurer- again the. next day, and urged hxm to accept a reward for the re erald covery of his property, and also to explain the way the thing wa3 done. The signor declined to do either, saying that it he should explain his tricks to everybody who asked about them, he would soon have no sur prises left for the public. The planter thanked him most heartily, and they parted the best of friends. The youth he had helped to res cue from ruin, also called, and beg ged to know how he could show his gratitude to the friendly conjurer. ' "There is only one way," said the signor, taking him by the hand and looking earnestly into his eyes. "Be kind and true to your good ,'parenU and dear sister, and keep your prom ise, never, never to fall into the odi ous vice of gambling again." The youth renewed his vows, which the conjurer had the satisfac tion, long afterward of knowing, had been faithfully kept As for the planter's family, we may be sure that they never ceased to think with gratitude of the won derful Signor Blitz. A Xltro-Glycerlue 1'actory. Near the village of Tweed, Onta rio, and at the water's edge of Stoco lake, is a fair sized, unpretentious, isolated, wooden building, the ap pearance of which would cause a stranger to inquire why such a good building was erected in such an iso lated locality, and why it was so closely guarded' ts a solitary watch man, day and night the year round, checks the steps and inquires the business of the curious as they stray near. As the eye passing upward reads, "Nitro-glycerine factory, very dangerous !" in big letters above tht door, the use for which the building is intended and the necessity for watchful care over it is apparent At the door were seen lying iron casks sheeted inside with lead, and in these casks are imported the pure nitro glycerine and mixed acids used in the factory. A cask of mixed acid is hoisted by machinery to the upper story and dumped into a mixing tub, in which the mixiLg blades are moved by a crank turned by a man who is sta tioned in a tight box and has in front of him a thermometer. As the glycerine runs into the acid, a vapor is engendered in which life is scarce ly supportable, hence the man turn ing the crank is stationed in a close box. The acid and glycerine in their admixture rapidly heat, and the compound has to be toned down by cold water or ice, hence the greatest watchfulness is necessary at this point; as the heat is allowed to run up to eighty degrees, and the nitro glycerine explodes at ninety degrees, there remains but ten degrees of heat between the known and eternity, or, as the manager remarked, if the heat was allowed to run up to ninety de grees they would not nave time to pucker their mouths to say good oy. It is needless tosav that while the work is going on, strangers are never allowed to enter the building, as it is necessary that every man should have his individual attention at such times upon his work. Strict rules goyern our men, remarnea tne Tore- man, as the least venture at experi menting would leave no one to tell how the accident happened. The nitroglycerine thus manufactured has an explosive force ten times greater than that of blasting pow der, and ia used ott very heavy work, but we sell very little in that shape. remarked the manager, as it is run down a funnel to the room below where it is manufactured inty dyna mite, dualin.or yigorite,all of which have nitro-glycerine a- their basis, but are known by different names to designate the degree of power. As rapidly as possible the nitro glycerine is mixed with charcoal, wood pulp or other mixtures, ana reduced into a commodity more readily handled; for although it is understood that nitro-glycerine is extremely dangerous to handle, it is rammed in lo cartridges with a stick with as little apparent fear of the result as would be the case were the substance so much dirt The cartridges are made to hold from a pound to two pounds each, and are carefully packed each day and taken to an isolated magazine owned by the company. The out put of the factory is about 1,000 pounds daily now, but the owners expect shortly to increase the capac ity to meet the requirements of a rapidly increasing demand, as this is the only factory of the kind in Ontario, and the development of the mines has rapidly increased the de mand, as blasting with powder has been almost entirely superseded by the use of dynamite, which i3 not only more efficacious, but also safer to handle. The manager remarked: I have to pay my men large salaries, although the work is comparatively light, as a very slight accident would put them out of the way of draw ing their salaries. I haye worked at the business for the past seven years, and own a mill in Algoma as well as this one here, but in this business life is the result of vigi lance. Samson's Strength. Abundant hair is not a sign of bodily or mental strength, the story of Samson having given rise to the notion that hairy men are strong physically, while the fact is that the Chinese, who are the most enduring of all races, are mostly bald, and as to the supposition thot long and thick hair is a sign and token of intellectuality, all antiquity, all mad-housee and all common obser vation are against it The easily wheedled Esau was hoary. The mighty Caesar was bald. Long haired men are generally weak and fanatical, and men with scant hair the philosophers and soldiers are and statesmen of the world. Zm- don LanceL How to Get Sicx. Expose your self day and night, eat too much without exercise, work too hard without rest, doctor all the time, take all the vile nostrums advertised and then you will want to know How to Get Well. Which isihim. inenpaBaiaoe wumu anfweredin three words-Take Hop ! the Ever out ol the proprietor of the Bitters. . jrink,and got up and steadied his - WHOLE NO. 1652. IIow He Foolenl His Parent. "What is that stuff on your shirt bosom, that looks like soap grease," said the grocer man to the bad boy, as he came into the grocery the morning after Christmas. The boy looked at his shirt front, put hi3 "fingers on the stuff and smelled of hia fingers, and then said. "Oh, that is nothing but a littte of the turkey dressing and gravy. You see after pa and 1 got back from the roller skating rink yesterday, pa was all broke up and he couldn't carve the turkey, and I had to do it, and Ea sat in a stuffed chair with his ead tied up, and a pillow amongst hislegs; and he kept complaining that I didn't do it right. Gol darn a turkey any way. I should think they would make a turkey fiat on the back, so he would lay on a grea sy platter without skating all around the table. It looks easy to see pa carve a turkey, but when I speared into the bosom of the turkey, and began to saw on it, the turkey rolled around as though it was on castors, and it was all I could do to keep it out of ma's lap. But I rassled with it till I got off enough white meat for pa and ma and dark meat enough (witches, ghost, and goblins are forme, and I dug out the dressing Jsa:j to taunt the country at nirht. but most of it flow into my shirt bosom, 'cause the string that tied up the place where the dressing was concealed about the person of the turkey, broke prematurely and one oyster hit pa in the eye, and he said I was as awkward as a cross-eyed girl trying to kiss a man with a hair lip. If I ever got to be the head of a family I shall carve turkeys with a corn sheller." "But what broke yonr pa up at the roller skating rink ?" asked the grocery man. "Oh, everything broke him up. He is split up so ma buttons the top of his pants to his collar button like a bicycle rider. Well, he had no business to have told me and my chum that he used to be the best skater in North America, when he was a boy. He said he skated from Albany to New York in an hour and eighty minutes. Me and my chum thought if pa was such a terror on skates we would get him to put on a pair of roller skates and enter him as the "great unknown," and clean out the whole gang. We told pa that he must remember that roller skates were differentfrom ice skates. and that may-be he couldn't skate on them, but he said it didn't make any difference what they were as lone as they were skates, and he would just paralyze the whole crowd. So we got a pair of big roller skates for him, and while we were strap ping them on, pa he looked at the skaters glide around on the smooth waxed floor just as though they were greased. Pa looked at the skates on his feet, after they were fastened, sort of forlorn like, the way a horse thief does when they put shackles on his legs, and I told him if he was afraid be couldn't skate with them we would take them off, but he said he woulk beat anybody there or bust a suspender. Then we straightened pa up, and pointed him towards the middle of the room, and he said "Ieggo," and we just give him a little push to start him, and he beeun to go. Well, by gosh, you'd a dide to have seen pa try to stop. You see, you can't stick in your heel and stop, like you can on ice skates, and pa soon found that out, and he began to turn sideways, and then he threw his arms and walked on his heels, and he lost his hat, and his eyes be gan to stick out, cause he was going right towards an iron post. One arm caught the post and he circled around it a few times, and then he let go and began to fall, and, sir, he kept falling all across the room, and everybody got out of the way, ex cept a girl, and pa grabbed her by the polonaise, like a drownding man grabs at straws, though there wasn't any straws in her polonaise as I knew of, but pa just pulled her along as though she twas done up in a shawl-strap, and his feet went out from under him and he struck on his shoulder and kept agoing, with the girl dragging along like a bundle of clothes. If pa had another pair of roller skates on his shoulders, and castors on his ears, he couldn't have slid along any bet ter. Pa is as bort, big man, and as he was rolling along on hi3 back, he looked like a sofa with castors on being, pushed across a room by a girl. Finally pa come to the wall and had to stop, and the girl fell ritrht across him. with her roller skates in his neck, and she called him an old brute, and told him if he didn't let go of her polonais she would murder him. Just then my chum and me got there and we am putated pa from the girl, and lifted him up, and I told him for heavn's sake to let us take off the skates, cause he couldn t skate any more than a cow. and na was mad and said for us to let him alone, and he could skate all right, and we let go and he struck out again. ell. sir, I was ashamed. An old man like pa ought to know better than to try to be a boy. This last time pa said he was going to spread himself, and if I am any judge of a big spread, he did spread himself. Somehow the skates bad got turned around side ways on his feet and his feet got to going in different directions, ana pa s feet were getting so lar apart that l was afraid I would have two pa'B, half the size, with one leg apiece. I tried to get him to take up a col lection of his legs, and get them both in the same ward, but his arms flew eround and one hit me on the nose, and I thought if he wanted to strike the best friend he had, he could run his old legs himself, When he be gan to separate I could hear the bones crack, but maybe it was his nants. but any way he came down on the floor like one of these fellows! i in a circus who spreads himself,and he kept going, and nnaiiy ne sur rounded an iron post with his legs, and stepped, and he looked pale, and the proprietor of the rink told pa if he wanted to give a flying trapeze performance he would have to go to the gymnasium, and he couldn't skate on bis shoulders any more, cause Other sxaters wereairaia oil .. . - U rri J,- nnlrl B-i.a- self, and he tried to kick the man, 'but both heels went up to wonct, ! and pa turned a liack summersault jand struck right on his vest in front. 1 1 guess it knocked the breath out of him, for he duln t speak for a few minutes, and then he wanted to go home and!we put him in a streetcar. and he laid down on the hay and rode home. Oh, the work we had to get pa's clothes off. He had cricks in his back, and everywhere, and ma was away to one of the neigh oors, to look at the the presents, and I had to put liniment ou pa, and I made a misttke and got a bottle of furniture polish, and put it on pa and rubbed it in, and when ma catae home, pa smelled like a coffin at a charity funeral, and ma said there was no way of getting that varnish off of pa till it wore off. Ta says holidays are a condemned nuisance anyway. He will have to stay in the house all of this week." "You are pretty rough ou the old man," said the groceryman, "after he has been so kind to you and giv en you nice presents." 'Nice presents nuthin'. All I got was a 'Come to Jesus' Christmas card, with brindle fringe, from ma. and pa gave me a pair of his old suspenders, and a calandar with mottoes for every month, some quo tations from scripture, such as 'hon or thy father and thy mother,' and 'evil communications corrupt two in a bush,' ' and a bird in the hand beats two pair.' Such things don't help a boy to bo good. What a boy wants is club skates, and seven shot revolvers and such things. Well, I must go and help pa roll over in led, and put on a new poru3 plaster. Good-bye." Peek's Sun. Ghostly Track Walkers. The enginemen of the Reading Railroad report strange things from the Schuylkill Valley, 'about Fort IConnpiW Stjition anil Rovpr'n Kuril. stopping trains by waving spirit red lights across the track, frightening the train hands with their ghoulish cries, and even at times squatting like imps of darkness on Ithe rear platform. When the nights are dark and stormy the frightened shriek of the engine, as it darts through the darkness Hke a great fire-eyed Cy clops, often arouses a spirit from the very center of the track. Engineer David Lowe, who left Philadelphia with his train yesterday afternoon, tells a most wonderful story of what he recently saw at Royer's Ford. His sturdy engine was making 30 miles an hour, as the train swept away from Pottstown through the blinding snow storm. The wind chased the flying express like mad, catching up cloud3 of snow flakes and sweeping them in a hun dred fantastic shapes through the midnight air like shrouded spirits, to which the shrill scream of the tempest seemed to supply a super natural voice. PARK AS A MOCNTAIX OF COAL. "The night," said the engineer, "was ns dark sis a mountain of coal, and I and my fireman, Wm. Miller, had to keep a sharp lookout ahead. I had heard of ghosts on railroad tracks, but I had never seen any. In fact I don't believe in ghosts or spirits or anything of that kind ; and I don't say that what we saw was a ghost I know it wasn't a ghost, but it was very queer, and I tell you it made me feel mighty fun ny. The snow was whirling up in front of us, and it was impossible to see the track very far ahead. All at once we saw a red light, a good ways off in the darkness. It didn't seem to be right on the track, but a little to one side. We slowed down, and ran ahead cautiously. When we had gotten within a few yards of the light it was swung across the rails, and something like a woman dress ed in white stepped on the track. We thought there had been an acci dent, and stopped the train. Before we could get out of the cab, howev er, the figure, light and all, disap peared. Where, we could never teiL It just seemeti to vanish. Were we frightened? Well, you see, the storm and the ghost-like things made by the drifting snow, the dark night and thi3 mysterious apparition were cal culated to make us feel very uneasy. It was about the strangest things I ever saw in my life, and a man in a loco motive cab sees some very queer sights." The Port Kennedy Station ghost, which has for some time been excit ing the curiosity of some of the train men, and the terrors of others, is believed in by more than one of the rugged old engineers. It is said to be THE SPIRIT OF A TRAHP who was run over by a train in that locality over ten years ago. Plenty of Reading employes will swear to having seen this phantom. Some of them have shot at it, some even have knocked it on its ghostly head with a cordwood stick, but the bul lets went through the scepter with out injuring it, and the club only seemed to beat the air. Engineer Charles Welch reports having seen this ghost on Christmas night, and others have encountered it since. The engineer has since been on the lookout for it again, and on hist Saturday night it appeared on the track just below Port Kennedy Sta tion. For a moment he thought it was a real man of flesh and blood In. a second his hand was on the throttle bar and the brakes were put down, but not in time to prevent the train from running over the myste rious track walker. The fireman thought that they had killed, a way farer, although there was no shock. Although the engineer was sure it was the ghost, which could not be harmed, even if a dozen trains should run over it the conductor and some of the hands went back to find the body. There was nothing there, and. although everybody laughed at the engineer when he told them it wa3 the ghost, they all agreed that the affair was awfully strange. Among the other persons who have come in contact with this re formed spirit of the dead tramp is brakeman George Nelson, who tells a thrilling story of his encounter with it on New Year's eve. He emptied both chambers of his dou ble barrel gun directly at hia face, but it only laughed and floated away on the wings of the howling wind. These and other strange stories are the current gossip of the Thirteenth and Callow hill street station, and the I niirht men who pass by the fort Kennedy Stationer through Qoyer's Fnrrf keen a sharp lookost lor the ghost of the rail. PMIa. Record. An Arxensaw man, whose brother was hung for murder, changed hia name out ef regard for the memory of the deceased. A country debating society is -n :t..lf tin t wrMtla with tn nerving iiw-k j tiuo. , : r f-t mouse meet which is the most fright ened." nilOBttnn 11 net! I WU1I1IU1 BUU as